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Thank you all for a wonderful 
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Amy is pleased to say that she 
now knows not only the community

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aliens are lizards, but also she
knows a few other facts about 

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them too. 
So here they are. 

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Hi, are you so excited for my 
redemption tour? 

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Yes, I am very excited for you 
to prove that you now know not 

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only what a chameleon is, but a 
lot more about them. 

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More. 
Yeah, a little bit more. 

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Not I I've thought it's funny. 
I'm not thinking about the 

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facts. 
I'm thinking about my feelings, 

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which is going to go between 
essentially shame, I can't 

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believe I didn't know I I can't 
believe I didn't know what a 

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chameleon was. 
And also pride as to This is why

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I didn't know what a chameleon 
is, you assholes. 

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And then also excitement because
holy shit I completely obviously

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underestimated these lizards. 
So, OK, we're doing a grand 

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emotional tour of chameleons. 
Great. 

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So essentially chameleons 
happened to be lizards? 

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I didn't know if you knew that. 
I did remarkably, I did. 

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I just, I want to do what you 
thought they were like. 

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I know it was just like a 
pregnancy brain fart but like. 

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Well, partly it was like we were
so deep that I was like, this is

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going to be real funny if I'm 
like completely off, which I do 

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sometimes. 
And then, like, panicked, you 

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know, anxiety, panic. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, but now, now this is my 
pride. 

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You know what? 
I did some reading and I know 

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why my brain said that, 
questioned that. 

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Because when you one of the 
first things that you read about

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chameleons is that they are old 
world lizards. 

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And when my brain reads that, it
reads old Wizards. 

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You are really really reaching 
here, but I love. 

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That this is the pride. 
This is the pride and the 

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Prejudice, I could say. 
OK, so they're old. 

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Mammalian prejudice they are. 
They're old world lizards, which

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just essentially means that 
today you find them in like 

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Africa, Asia, Europe, places in 
between like islands and shit. 

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But really I was like, you know 
what? 

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They are essentially Wizards in 
a lot of ways. 

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So maybe I thought they were 
Wizards. 

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I didn't think that they were 
lizards. 

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I thought that they were. 
Why do you think that thinking 

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Wizards are real and that 
chameleons are? 

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That is better, no? 
No, it's because I learned that 

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they're fucking Wizards. 
All of the shit that they do is 

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fucking crazy. 
It is they're they might be one 

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of the most derived animals that
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Like it's not just one trait 
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It's literally all of these 
traits go together and that's 

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we're going to dive in. 
I just have some literal bullet 

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points right off the bat. 
Prehensile tail. 

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Cool. 
Instantly cool. 

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Ask Carrie Webber. 
She agrees. 

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She knows it. 
Fucking cool. 

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And when they're not using them 
as essentially 1/5 limb, they're

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curled up in the queue. 
This little curly Q, it's so 

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cute. 
It is cute. 

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I know what you're talking 
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Yeah, I've seen a chameleon 
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Yeah. 
People knowing they were 

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lizards. 
More of my shame comes from the 

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fact that I've definitely worked
with chameleons before and 

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didn't remember that they're 
lizards, as they're Wizards. 

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They're Wizards, right? 
So they're Wizards because of 

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their love. 
Prehensile tail. 

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Prehensile tail. 
Now show me with your fingers 

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how you think chameleon feet 
work. 

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You think it's like your T Rex? 
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about. 
You're talking about which 

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fingers? 
Because they've got like 2 

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thumbs, right? 
Like they've got a thumb and 

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then a pinky. 
Thumb fucking right, you nerd. 

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Goddamn it. 
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similar. 
It's hard. 

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It's hard. 
OK, So essentially what Megan 

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and I are doing are taking our 
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back and then the other three 
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And then they're kind of grouped
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sideways. 
And they use like the finger 

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part to wrap around a tree limb 
and then then the other part to 

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kind of grip it. 
Why? 

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Don't you just pause? 
I'm going to take you. 

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You hold that posture. 
I'm going to take a screenshot. 

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Yeah, this is science. 
Yeah, that's certainly something

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and. 
Then like they're doing this 

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with it. 
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Hold that. 
Wow. 

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Anyway, it's kind of what birds 
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I guess it's not quite the same 
because again, chameleons are 

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cooler than birds. 
Do birds do double? 

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Well, they do. 
They care. 

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Yeah, right, they're not. 
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just means like instead of 
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around one side and your fingers
around one side, they're like 

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double gripping either way with 
fingers, which is pretty cool. 

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And I mean actually probably the
least exciting thing about a 

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chameleon. 
Also cool. 

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OK. 
All right, eyeballs that can 

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move whichever fucking way they 
want them to. 

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Independently Mobile eyeballs, 
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And their brain can fucking 
handle it. 

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Their brain just is envisioning 
the world 360 as they literally 

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synthesize and stitch together 
totally different images of the 

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world going on. 
They must lose some of that 

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depth perception when they have 
eyes going the opposite 

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direction, right? 
Motherfuckers can do that too. 

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They can focus in on an object 
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at the same time and get that 
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allows them to use their tongue,
which we are going to talk a lot

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about to get that motherfucker 
who's like 2 fucking feet away 

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from them by the way, cuz 
they're anyway that's going into

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the tongue. 
So yeah, their eyes can do all 

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of it. 
They can do the different ways, 

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like kind of the quintessential 
chameleon thing, which is all 

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over the place, and they can 
process all that, and they can 

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also focus them together and use
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vision to actually be able to 
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It's fucking crazy. 
OK, so cool. 

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And they just look cool. 
They're also kind of like open 

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just like 1/4 of the way. 
So they also look old and wise 

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and high in every inter, 
especially as their eyes go 

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different directions. 
Fucking cool. 

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We're going to get more into the
tongue, but I'm just going to 

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say that the projectile tongue, 
which is technically called 

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ballistic tongue projection, 
super cool. 

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We're going to go more to that. 
So tons of them have literal 

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horns and things above their 
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Some of them are sexually 
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It's not across the board. 
One of them has some like skull 

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ornamentation that allows them 
to collect dew in the desert 

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morning that drips perfectly 
into their mouths like cool. 

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Funnel face. 
OK, cute. 

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Yes. 
And OK, they're crazy colorful, 

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right? 
And part of that coloration, not

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all of them, some of them are 
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Part of the cool color thing is 
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with chameleons is their ability
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literally change. 
So that's going to lead us into 

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the first use of your Word doc 
there, because I want you to 

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take the test of can you spot 
the chameleon? 

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OK, so I can scroll to the first
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Let's I just want to also do a 
shout out to Afro herper who 

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does way cooler spot that lizard
challenges. 

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This is like a total take on 
that shout out cuz amazing shit.

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But this is a similar idea. 
So go ahead and Scroll down to 

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the first one. 
This is a warm up. 

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Can you spot that chameleon? 
Are we talking about the big 

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thing that's in the middle? 
It's very clearly a lizard. 

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Or is there a different one in 
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That's good job you got it. 
I told you it was a warm up. 

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It's a warm up, OK? 
Scroll down to the. 

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All right, moving down. 
Yep, I see it Spot. 

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You see it? 
OK, we're going to put these 

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online, but that's a warm up 
too. 

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OK, scroll. 
Down calling them warmups until 

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it's harder for me to get one. 
There's only one really hard 1 

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and it took me a minute. 
This one is still kind of warm 

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up territory. 
It's harder though. 

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OK. 
It's in the bottom right corner 

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there we. 
Go. 

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That one's harder, though, 
right? 

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Harder. 
Impressive. 

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A little. 
Bit yeah, yeah, if you work job 

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of being a lichen, I love it. 
I thought of you. 

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I know you love lichen, I do. 
But if you weren't looking for a

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lizard and you just looked at 
that tree, I don't think I would

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have even registered. 
It I don't know, I've spent a 

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lot of time looking for lizards.
Damn it, I should have thought 

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about my audience. 
More this is. 

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This is not working. 
I was like, wow. 

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She's like. 
Nah and I'm like this is so easy

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What are you talking about Amy? 
Like now catching that lizard 

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That might be. 
Although chameleons are not that

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fast. 
The only lizard I can 

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consistently catch with no 
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toads like the little round fat 
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Very fast. 
Those are cute. 

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Yeah, I love them because I can 
catch them. 

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Everybody else is a little bit a
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although I've lassoed a lot of 
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I know you probably taught me 
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OK, we'll go down to the one 
that I thought was hard, that 

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you're going to be like, it's 
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Dumb wizard. 
I mean, I can see its body, 

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where is its head? 
Yeah. 

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Thank you. 
OK, OK, I'm going to scroll in a

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little bit. 
Yeah, OK. 

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Zoom on all up. 
In I couldn't see its eyeball 

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until I scrolled in. 
So you're right, that one tech. 

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I still definitely knew there 
was a lizard there, but I didn't

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know if it said was behind the 
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So good job, Amy. 
All right, let's all just let's 

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state for the matter that Megan 
is much better at spotting 

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lizards than Amy. 
Amy doesn't know what a lizard 

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is, so. 
OK, should I go down or is? 

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That the hard one? 
No, you, you, you passed. 

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You did way better than I did. 
OK, well that wasn't as fun as I

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thought it was going to be. 
Sorry, sorry, I got to say like,

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I've got like a couple skills in
this world and finding lizards 

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is one of them. 
So he really speaking into my 

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skill set. 
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This is true. 
This is true. 

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OK, well, forget that. 
Let's just talk a little bit 

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about their evolution because 
they rafted. 

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If you didn't know about it, 
that's how we got into this mess

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in the 1st place. 
So it's very argued about the 

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first fossil chameleon. 
Like straight up, it's been 

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debated. 
I'm impressed with the the 

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lizard world out there. 
So essentially the only ones 

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that are like not debatable 
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the Miocene. 
And I mean the Miocene is pretty

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long. 
So like 1 is like 26,000,000 

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years old and one is like 
6,000,000 years old or something

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like that. 
And yeah, so those are like the 

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only ones that across the board 
folks are like, yes, these are 

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legit chameleons. 
And one of them is the one that 

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I talked about in the rafting 
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That's from mainland Africa. 
It's from the Kenya area, 

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Resinga island area. 
And it's, it's the one that's 

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It's maybe like 5 to 13 million 

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the Czech Republic. 
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from Germany. 
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chameleons that are about like, 
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old, old probably. 
And those ones, again, those are

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like all that are true Camilio 
for like their genius name. 

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But if we go deeper, right, like
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in the Maya scene. 
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Paleocene of China. 
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your next image because this is 
the material that they have and 

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I have made. 
I've talked a lot of shit about 

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how scanty some fossil records 
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And yet this fossil is, yeah, 
like humans, but this one is, 

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like, gross. 
Like, no offense, but it's not a

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whole lot. 
It's just not. 

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That's a part of the skull. 
That's the. 

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Fucking Skull. 
Yeah. 

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And this is them CT scanning. 
Like this is them being like 

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please. 
This is just a bone of the 

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skull, or is this the whole? 
That's just a no. 

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We've got a maxilla and a 
mandible, so it's got to be the 

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whole. 
Skull, I think it's, I mean I 

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don't think it's complete by any
means, but it's also very just 

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eroded and degraded as. 
Far as the. 

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Skull goes it. 
Looks like a thank. 

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You like, right? 
I could see why they're 

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debating. 
I would debate if this was a 

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lizard or if this was a fossil 
at all. 

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If someone would pick up. 
I'm so pictures up and handed it

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to me. 
I'd be like oh that's a really 

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good try and I see how you're 
looking for weird shapes but 

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that is a rock so no. 
Interesting. 

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But they were literally able to 
take enough from this to 

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understand that it had accredond
teeth, deep skull, large 

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prefrontal, rough sculpture in 
the absence of a retro articular

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process. 
And I'm like what? 

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Where the fuck are you getting? 
I've worked on tiny animals 

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guys. 
I've worked on itty bitty things

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and I am like, wow, that's 
impressive. 

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But then this other group, group
that actually did the CT 

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scanning came back and was like,
yeah, no, this doesn't have any 

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of like the derived definitive 
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And so they actually do insert a
Setis with a, you know, like 

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being like, yeah, I know, I 
know. 

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Mostly because it's a piece of 
shit fossil. 

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OK, so like this is like 
supposedly the oldest chameleon,

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but people don't agree that it 
is a chameleon. 

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But people all think it's a 
bone. 

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Because I could see that they 
did the CT scan and you see some

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spongy tissue. 
OK, OK, but it could just be a 

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lizard. 
And the authors of the 2014 

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publication compared to when it 
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like, no, it's clearly not a 
chameleonoid or a stem 

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chameleonoid, which I'm again, 
just like, how do you know? 

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So this one has been like, you 
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longer a part of the plan. 
And then they're there has been 

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some discussion about there's a 
small. 

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Lizard. 
Just a lizard, not a wizard. 

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So. 
Just just a lizard, not a 

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pisser. 
Amy got confused. 

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OK, OK. 
Man, OK, so then they, like push

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it back even further. 
They're like, OK, but where did 

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this, like chameleon come from? 
Like we've got like true 

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chameleons in the Miocene, but 
like, what led up to them? 

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It's still, it's still blurry, 
unlike their beautiful vision. 

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And there's 1A controversial 
one, if you will. 

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This is the Cretaceous one. 
I misspoke last time. 

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This one is from Amber. 
Can you guess where this Amber's

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from? 
Myanmar amber. 

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Bernie's Amber. 
Yes, it is. 

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Yeah. 
So if you're wondering. 

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Blood Amber. 
Yeah, making those sounds is 

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because now that amber mine is 
controlled by a genocidal 

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fascist government. 
And so when you purchase pieces 

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of that amber, you are funding 
genocide and that does it. 

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Stop. 
And when you publish on it, 

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yeah, publishing on it is also 
not great. 

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So this obviously got published 
in, well, 2016. 

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Ding, Ding, Ding. 
Before a lot of societies were 

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like, we're not going to accept 
publications based on this stuff

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because, again, it's a lot of 
lot of human suffering. 

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But if you want to talk about 
the chameleon aspect, it's 

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depressing. 
They did get a small neonatal 

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lizard skull preserved. 
It's. 

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Fucking cool, which is why I 
understand people want to 

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publish on it, but I shouldn't 
anyway. 

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They know that it had a short 
and wide skull like a chameleon,

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big old eye sockets like a 
chameleon, a very elongated and 

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robust lingual process which is 
all about that tongue. 

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And then some other features of 
the skull that's like again, 

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short faced, strong tongue, big 
eyes, which is a chameleon and 

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it had supposedly an extremely 
short curled tail. 

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So these are all considered to 
be traits of a chameleon and not

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a day. 
OK, I'm sorry, what? 

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Chameleon? 
Not a day. 

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Let me see Chameleon on a day. 
No, I don't know if I'm doing 

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that right. 
Camellia on a day. 

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You are just. 
You're just slurring your way to

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consonants at the end there. 
OK, it's Chameleon today. 

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Chameleon today, Yeah. 
Perfect. 

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OK, some folks consider this one
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But again and again, this author
was on the other paper that was 

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like, no, in 2018, they instead 
actually interpreted it to be an

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amphibian, which I'm like, what?
But that it had convergent 

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chameleon like characteristics, 
which man, I just like want to 

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see that amphibian. 
I mean, that's, that's an 

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amphibian. 
So see, again, valid mistake. 

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Valid mistake. 
I mean, it does sound like at 

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least if you don't know if it's 
a lizard, you are in line with 

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aleontological research. 
I would never have guessed that 

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chameleons were so 
controversial, but also wished 

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that they're. 
Blending into their evolutionary

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tree. 
Yeah, also how derived is a 

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chameleon if really an amphibian
just randomly did the same 

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thing? 
Treat that, treat that. 

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And it says it includes 
adaptations for this ballistic 

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feeding, but I couldn't find too
much. 

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I didn't look that hard other 
animals with ballistic feeding. 

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So maybe there is an amphibian. 
Well, I guess like frogs, right?

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Frogs are pretty good at the 
like, but. 

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Frogs have that. 
I've definitely seen salamanders

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like go, but their tongue only 
goes out like a little tiny bit 

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so it's not as impressive. 
Yeah, these guys are impressive.

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OK, so like we'll get to that. 
And just one last thing on their

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evolution, which is that we 
still don't know. 

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So go find more chameleons, but 
please not in Myanmar. 

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And also fun fact of their 
closest group, their sister 

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Taksa to gammid lizards, so 
dragon lizards. 

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So things like bearded Dragons 
or water Dragons, they're a 

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really diverse group. 
And so that's a lot of the 

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issues too, is a lot of these 
fossils are like old fossils are

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just actually attributed to an 
agammid instead of to chameleons

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for whatever reason. 
So I mean, that happens. 

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It can be hard when you're 
closely related to tell where 

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the split is fossil in the 
fossil record, so. 

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I mean do agammids they don't 
have the tail right? 

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Like I can't think of a single 
agammid that that has like the 

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little prehensile tail. 
I don't think so, but the group 

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is like way, I mean, chameleons 
are super diverse in terms of 

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environments that they can live 
in and adaptations and traits 

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and stuff and ornamentation. 
But like the Agamas are just 

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like really, really, you know, 
chameleons. 

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You see a chameleon, you know, 
it's a fucking chameleon. 

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Whereas that family is a little 
to me, a lot like harder to 

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pinpoint some of those 
definitive features. 

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So I maybe there's just more 
diverse, I don't know, but a 

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sick lizard. 
Bitch lizard. 

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She said it. 
Not me. 

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These are other ones that I have
definitely. 

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Yeah. 
So and then I just really want 

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to end on their fucking insane 
tongue. 

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So I was trying to understand. 
I read a couple like Nature 

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article. 
OK, so the tongue of the 

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chameleon can go up to like two 
2 1/2 lengths of the chameleon's

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body itself. 
And it seems I read this in this

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Nature pub that smaller 
chameleons get more bang for 

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their buck and. 
Relatively, they can actually 

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project their tongue further and
stronger than a larger 

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chameleon. 
Chameleons, by the way, vary in 

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size from the smallest one. 
As a baby, it can like fit on 

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your fucking fingernail and they
grow to be like 10 mil. 

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No, I don't know, like 10 
centimeters or something like 

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that. 
Like adorable, probably even 

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smaller than that. 
And then the big boys can be 

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like over a foot long, I think. 
I don't know, I didn't look. 

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I got more distracted by the 
cute ones so. 

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OK, so big size range. 
They can all do this ballistic 

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projection of their tongue, 
which is not a muscle 

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contraction motion like if you 
were to punch somebody or like 

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an animal bite something or like
take off in flight. 

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So this is like 10 times 
stronger and faster by 

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essentially just using it as a 
spring and its face that it then

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just uses the simple machine 
mechanism to just and the 

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elasticity of its tongue 
ligaments and shit to just like 

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fucking fling it out. 
Like if you were to use a 

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slingshot, but that it came 
back, you know, I don't know, 

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something like that. 
And they can do it with their 

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tongue. 
So go ahead and Scroll down to 

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see a picture of the bones 
involved in this the bones and 

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ligaments. 
What? 

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They have bones in their tongue.
They have a tongue baculum. 

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They have what is this is the 
ENT, which is the entoglossal 

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process, which a lot of them are
like tough tissue or literal 

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actual extension of these 
lingual processes, which again 

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is all about that tongue. 
And it's all a crazy modified 

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hyoid bone. 
And so the hyoid, we have one as

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well. 
Yeah. 

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So the part OK, so you have 
image A&B there and the stuff 

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that's all crazy looking to the 
right is closer to where the 

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hyoid would be in the back of 
the throat and the ACT there is 

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at like more of the tip of the 
tongue. 

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So hyoids are responsible for a 
lot of weird animal noises out 

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there like howler monkeys, which
I'm personally afraid of. 

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They make all of their weird 
noises thanks to their hyoid 

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bone is super highly modified as
well and looks fucking weird 

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just like them. 
And that's how they make their 

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their singing noises. 
And then if you Scroll down, I 

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was like, yeah, but what does 
this look like in the chameleon?

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So I found this paper and I was 
like, wow, oh shit, what the 

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fuck is going on here? 
But you got your dead chameleon 

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up top. 
And then below they show you 

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what's kind of hidden in the 
jaw. 

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Yeah, uh huh. 
And again, so to the now to the 

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left this time is more of the 
modified hyoid process part. 

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And to the right is more of this
like elastic fun bridge. 

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And that's kind of what they 
extend from their mouth. 

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And then from that they whiplash
out the tongue. 

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So if you watch a video of them 
eating, like the the first 

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couple inches of it are this 
rigid line and then the tongue 

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is flapping off of that. 
And then they have this crazy 

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essentially like suction cup 
tongue. 

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I read a paper that was also 
like, amazingly, they can do 

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this even when they're cold, 
like like other muscles aren't 

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able to move that quickly. 
But with them, they're like, we 

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don't care how fucking cold we 
are. 

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We could shoot this stick stuff 
out and it'll stick to whatever.

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So yeah, it's crazy. 
They've got a suction cup like 

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antifreeze, super go go gadget 
tongue. 

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And we don't know where they 
originated. 

450
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,800
OK, that's because they're 
fucking Wizards and made a valid

451
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,520
mistake. 
And maybe I confused it with an 

452
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,880
amphibian. 
So not so much a redemption to 

453
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,920
her as it is like a reclamation 
to her. 

454
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,000
Is that what this is? 
I told you there were a lot of 

455
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,840
emotions involved. 
OK, so when it's. 

456
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,440
Shame and pride. 
So when this chameleon is 

457
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,240
sticking out his tongue, is 
that, like you said, that it's a

458
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,560
modified hyoid bone? 
Is it actually like a Bony 

459
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,880
projection that's coming out at 
first and then it whips. 

460
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,800
So it's like a, if you had like 
a bull whip, you've got the like

461
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,200
hard part, then you've got the 
whip, and then there's just a 

462
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,040
random fucking suction cup at 
the end. 

463
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,520
That's what we're talking about 
here. 

464
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,080
Yeah, yeah, I'd say that's 
pretty accurate. 

465
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,960
And I don't think all of it's 
just Hyoid. 

466
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,760
They just do really weird things
with the stuff going on in their

467
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,760
throat and have highly modified 
it. 

468
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,200
And I'm still unclear if some of
these are Bony or if they're 

469
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,280
just like firm cartilage. 
That's what I. 

470
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,320
Want to do the same thing? 
Bone. 

471
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,040
If this is a bone, a tongue 
boner. 

472
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,360
Yes, and yes, and even more. 
Yeah. 

473
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,240
And here's the other reality. 
This involves all those bones in

474
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,640
the skull that I am not good at 
because they're all those inner 

475
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,640
weird ones that you don't really
see unless you break it open. 

476
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,480
And so I'm like, I don't know, 
like the Bulmer and the Sphenoid

477
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,360
and shit. 
Like, I don't understand those 

478
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,640
weird butterfly bones. 
Oh, yeah, So they're hard. 

479
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,440
Those are hard. 
Sure, we got to know more. 

480
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,320
Hopefully people tell me how 
wrong I am because I'm sure I 

481
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,160
got a lot of this wrong too. 
That's crazy though. 

482
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,320
I didn't know that they had like
that sort of suction cup thing. 

483
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,480
I was kind of thinking it was 
like the the Corkscrew duck 

484
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,560
Dicks where they like rapidly 
inflate and it's like a vascular

485
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,400
thing. 
But it sounds like no, it's more

486
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,480
weird. 
It's more of a simple machine 

487
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,600
thing. 
OK, yeah, it's more of like a 

488
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,640
lever lever mechanism. 
So strange. 

489
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,760
And that's one of the reasons 
why I guess it can still work 

490
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:41,880
when it's cold. 
I don't know. 

491
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,360
But the paper I read would just 
like emphasize that it was so 

492
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:51,600
much faster in terms of that 
release than what any animal can

493
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,480
do with just like muscle 
contraction alone. 

494
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,080
Like they compared it to like a 
bird taking off and that it's 

495
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,080
still like a that's a fraction 
of the energy that they release 

496
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,400
with their tongue and that they 
have like the strongest elastic 

497
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,160
muscles in all of the animal 
Kingdom because of that. 

498
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,800
Crazy chameleons. 
Chameleons there. 

499
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,360
Old world Wizards. 
Wizards. 

500
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,480
She said it. 
I got it. 

501
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:22,400
Yeah, but Megan found all of 
them, so we'll see if you guys 

502
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,600
pass the test when we put these 
pictures and go. 

503
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,120
Yes, Amy, those are pretty 
basic. 

504
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,520
Someone should really consult 
with me on those really shitty 

505
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,440
chameleon fossils. 
I can clearly find chameleons 

506
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,160
really easily and good to know 
that I have that skill set. 

507
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,000
I really wouldn't. 
Yeah, I guess that's what I 

508
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,360
could, yeah. 
I would not have guessed that 

509
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,200
any of those were fossils. 
Those look like rocks. 

510
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,920
Straight up rocks. 
They look like weird Pebble 

511
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,120
things. 
Yeah, for sure. 

512
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,800
And to bring it back to the 
rafting, like now, the highest 

513
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,280
diversity of chameleons is found
on Madagascar. 

514
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,520
Like over 50% of all chameleon 
species in the world are found 

515
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,160
on Madagascar. 
And this paper emphasized again,

516
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,120
that's not because they evolved 
there. 

517
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,720
They most likely evolved in 
mainland Africa or maybe 

518
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:10,120
somewhere in Asia, and then they
migrated to Madagascar and then 

519
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,400
died out elsewhere but continued
to thrive very well on 

520
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,080
Madagascar. 
Similar to the lemurs, but they 

521
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,920
did not evolve there, and they 
also did not get there by 

522
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,600
choice, as that article I read 
wants to emphasize. 

523
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,960
When they rafted there from 
mainland Africa, it was not 

524
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,880
consensual. 
They were forced. 

525
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,840
It wasn't a pleasure cruise, it 
was a land raft situation. 

526
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,640
Involuntary. 
Yes. 

527
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,520
Exactly. 
All right. 

528
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,760
Well, thank you very much for 
your redemption slash 

529
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:42,160
reclamation slash retribution 
tour of chameleons here. 

530
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,320
Revenge. 
I'm definitely willing to 

531
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,080
concede that they're pretty 
fucking weird, and I also 

532
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,880
wouldn't know that they were 
lizards just from looking at 

533
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,400
their bones. 
I mean, I would know they're 

534
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,560
lizards just generally because I
know what a lizard is. 

535
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,840
But like looking at their bones,
Amy. 

536
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,520
Wow, I would be. 
Just fancy. 

537
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,800
OK. 
I think that's it you. 

538
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,560
Do you know the lizards? 
Thank you so much for supporting

539
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,200
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540
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,720
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541
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