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You're listening to Weird and 
Dead, the paleontology podcast 

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that tells evolutions most 
embarrassing and bizarre 

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stories. 
I'm Megan Wetherell. 

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And I'm Amy Atwater, and we are 
two living scientists who are 

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weirdly excited about dead 
things. 

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Get prepared to gag and gag and 
gag as Amy gleefully describes 

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bird milk consistency and we 
Mull over the likelihood of 

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lactating dinosaurs. 
Some of which were pink, by the 

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way. 
Fully convinced. 

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And then she implicates me in a 
crime that we definitely did not

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commit. 
Or maybe we did. 

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Or maybe you just got experience
with crops for other reasons you

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creep. 
Like always, our podcast is 

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disgusting. 
If you think mammal milk or 

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vomit or both are gross in any 
way, this just might not be the 

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episode for you. 
It sure shit was not the episode

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for me. 
Are you ready? 

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Yeah, milk me mala every time 
you say I'm. 

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Like a wagon wheel. 
Okay, that's disgusting. 

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This is a good start. 
So obviously, guys, we're 

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talking about milk to some 
definition of milk. 

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Kind of, yeah. 
It kind of depends on how you 

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define milk, which is a great, 
actually. 

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Yeah, that could be even a great
start. 

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Like, you know what is milk? 
It's not even across mammals, 

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like the same. 
And all mammals produce milk of 

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some type, but very weird and 
different. 

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Like the monotremes like 
platypus and echidna don't have 

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nipples. 
They just kind of secrete milk. 

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And I guess it's just like. 
From Milky patches. 

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Yeah. 
So like you are already, you got

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you've, you've dabbled, you've 
you've. 

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Tip. 
To toe into the monetary milk. 

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But I hadn't thought ever 
because I don't think until it's

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in front of me about other 
animals having milk besides 

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mammals because we think of it 
as so definitive. 

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And then last week, I was 
walking the Ridge with a friend 

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and we were talking about 
something about, like, female 

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stuff and like, oh, yeah, we 
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female anatomy. 
And my friend was like, oh, 

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yeah, I know, like crop milk. 
And I was like, what crop milk? 

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Kind of like when I said it to 
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immediately kind of had a vague 
idea of what it must entail, but

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didn't had never heard of it or 
anything like that. 

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So today we're going to be 
talking about crop milk, which 

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is essentially bird lactation in
a way. 

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Talk about how it's like your 
face is going to be so great. 

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We're going to talk about 
similarities and differences to 

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mammals. 
We're going to be talking about 

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the birds that do this. 
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some phylogenetic implications 
and some deep time implications.

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And the paper I found that was 
literally titled what are the 

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what are the scroll up, scroll 
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Is it just yes, it's I love it. 
I love the title of a scientific

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paper that ends in a question 
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I'm just really like. 
Oh yeah. 

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This one is quite simple. 
It is just dinosaur lactation. 

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Which would also be a great band
name, yeah. 

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It'd be great. 
OK, so let's dive on into this 

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crop. 
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Which again, I was familiar with
the crop of birds, which is a 

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part of the digestive tract, 
right? 

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That is like at the base of the 
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Essentially it's for food 
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Tum for digestion. 
It's just like an enlarged kind 

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of pocket in the esophagus. 
It's a pocket. 

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Yeah. 
It's a crop pocket. 

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I wanted to wear a crop top 
today, but it's, it's actively 

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snowing outside. 
So I am cold and wearing, I'm 

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wearing alpaca wool instead. 
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But underneath, I wish I was 
wearing a crop top for this crop

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milk. 
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crops, I was like, Oh yeah, do 
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With this, oh, I don't. 
Remember that time? 

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I don't but I'm really worried 
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You remember. 
You remember that time? 

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No, and I'm hoping that I just 
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but. 
No, you didn't. 

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No, no, It was that time that we
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go camping and we were driving 
my car. 

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You know where I'm going now. 
Yeah, I do. 

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I do. 
You're about to admit to a 

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crime. 
By the way, we didn't do a cry. 

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We didn't. 
I'm not going to say where we 

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work. 
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Is it a cry? 
It's a cry. 

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I mean, well, I'm not saying 
where we work. 

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OK, well I guess it's true. 
It's not a crime in some spots. 

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Are you kidding me? 
My stepmom is known in Eugene to

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like be the person if someone 
hits a Turkey with their car she

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they like text her and she goes 
and like harvests the. 

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Turkey she person of me wants to
be compared to your stepmom 

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that's. 
A good call, man. 

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There's no beneficial aspect of 
that. 

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Well, I'll keep this, I'll keep 
this like speculative. 

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So we were maybe driving a maybe
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maybe while you were driving had
a pheasant that maybe just 

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jumped from the side of the road
into us. 

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It was not our fault. 
We were there first and it maybe

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died and I maybe said turn 
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And I was so confused like it's 
dead. 

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Baby put it in the back. 
Tapped that like we don't need 

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to go back for a double tap. 
I got it. 

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I didn't mean to, but I got it. 
I was like, and I was like, I'm 

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going to take that bird. 
I want that bird. 

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I mean, I maybe put it in the 
back of my car and we maybe took

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it to that campground and we 
maybe dissected it and ate it 

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that night. 
Now let's let's say that that 

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happened. 
Let's just say that maybe we did

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this. 
Now being a person who owns 

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sheep that we sometimes do 
butcher, I now understand why 

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maybe that would have resulted 
in US eating rubber as opposed 

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to it was not good flesh. 
It was it theoretically it was 

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really bad and it's rigor 
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We didn't allow it to sit. 
We were too eager. 

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We were too eager. 
You got to wait with the. 

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Tendons and making the the feet 
like making the feet and we, as 

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we were dissecting it, we opened
its crop and it had a bunch of 

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fresh grass and little rocks in 
it and it was like green fresh 

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grass that had hey, it had a 
wonderful last meal it had. 

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It's just like the elk that was 
full of grapes on Logan's 

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parents. 
Hey, it made like maybe they 

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were fermented. 
Well, maybe that elk was fucking

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drunk. 
That's why they got the nuisance

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tag to take care of the Elks is 
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vineyards. 
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Right. 
Yeah, and elk is grape. 

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Spilling. 
Delicious. 

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I mean, it's just there. 
So yeah, that is was my only 

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first hand experience with a 
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Was that maybe that thing that 
maybe happened to us that one 

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time over a decade ago? 
A long fucking time ago? 

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Yeah. 
I don't know where we were. 

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Yeah. 
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limitations on that? 
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Yeah, Maybe it wasn't a 
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Maybe it was our chicken we had 
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Anyway, so the crop is where all
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waits to be digested and it 
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And crop milk is exactly what 
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It is throat milk. 
It is instead of nipple milk. 

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It is making milk in your your 
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So they make it in their little 
throat pocket and then they puke

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it into their baby's mouth. 
OK, so it does involve puke, but

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fortunately in less of a direct 
like substance way than I was 

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worried about. 
I was worried that crop milk was

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just like ornithologist really 
trying to like re pitch the idea

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of puke being fed to baby birds 
that it was repackaged for APR 

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thing but. 
I see like the whole Got milk 

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campaign, right? 
Yeah. 

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This is like ornithologist being
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It's not creepy. 
Sardine soup, OK? 

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OK. 
So it is a secretion from the 

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lining of the crop that they 
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And we're talking a little bit 
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of all that, which was the only 
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It's pretty rare. 
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in like 3 different groups of 
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Pigeons do it, flamingos do it, 
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Now the question I saw a lot is,
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Yeah. 
What is the defining 

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characteristic of milk? 
What makes milk milk? 

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Yeah, that's a great question. 
Like I went to a talk once in 

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Graduate School from a woman who
studied milk and primates, and 

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it became quite apparent that 
like a lot of things, it's not 

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very well studied. 
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milk is composed of fat, protein
and some carbohydrates, which is

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usually like a lactose of sugar,
something like that. 

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Cow milk is quite similar. 
Camel milk is pretty similar, 

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but there are types of mammals 
that have almost none of the 

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carbohydrate in there. 
And some that have like marine 

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mammals have like shit tons. 
Like I think it was like, yeah, 

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like like hooded seals or 
something like that, have like 

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crazy amounts of fat in theirs. 
And they're young, are able to 

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gain like 40 lbs in a week off 
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Like super, super saturated with
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I think it was like donkey milk 
has like no, has very little 

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carbohydrates in it. 
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with crop milk is it is it has 
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mammals, but no carbohydrates. 
So it's totally keto approved. 

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All birds are into the keto 
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Now milk is. 
You know what the. 

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Yeah, well, well, you'll see 
some pictures, so you can 

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determine if you think that 
texture would define milk 

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versus, I don't know, cheese, 
but OK, It's so for mammals, 

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including myself. 
I happily, I didn't happily 

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lactate. 
You lactated. 

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It happened. 
I did it. 

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Relaxated. 
It happened. 

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Oh God, I was there. 
I wish I was not there. 

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Oh my God. 
So it's like, I think there's a 

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common misconception that when 
you give birth, you can like 

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instantly like full stream 
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That is not the case. 
It usually takes a couple of 

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days for your milk to fully come
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It's OK because your baby has a 
really small tum tum. 

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So even a few drops here and 
there can like be OK while your 

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milk comes in. 
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that time as well. 
And then Oh my God, like your 

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boobs get bigger throughout all 
of pregnancy, but holy shit, 

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holy shit, couple days after I 
gave birth I anyway and all of 

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that was controlled with 
prolactin and that's a hormone. 

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It's pretty common. 
It's exactly what is triggering 

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your ungulates to also produce 
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Cows are one of the few other 
species that have more breast 

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tissue and have like a visible 
boobies kind of like us. 

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That's also not that common, but
the difference is is OK. 

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So we just like got some like 
ingredient differences and then 

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but the hormone is the same, the
basic makeup is essentially the 

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same and it's all by these 
glands, exocrine glands, right? 

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So that these are different ways
that your glands are secreting 

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substances onto different 
surfaces through a bunch of 

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different ducts. 
So this isn't just milk. 

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We're talking sweat, spit, 
tears, prostate like all sorts 

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of. 
Really. 

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Fun stuff, just. 
The whole sweat tears, prostate.

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You know how I secrete prostate?
Yeah, it's just another 

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secretion. 
No big deal. 

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So crop milk is a Holocrin based
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So it's a different mechanism. 
While the the the stimulant is 

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the same with prolactin, the 
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goes through to produce the milk
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Crop milk is Holocrine. 
So essentially what I learned 

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from this is like you have your 
little cells right that are 

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producing this this secretion. 
And there's a couple different 

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ways to let go of the secretion 
and release it into the gland in

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the duct or what not. 
And with exocrine ones, it is 

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where they kind of burst and 
erupt. 

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There's some hand gestures, by 
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anymore because our internets 
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But I do want you all to know 
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that is making it worse. 
It is a worse experience over 

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you're. 
Welcome, You are so welcome. 

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So yes, it is released by the 
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which destroys the cell and then
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product being released into the 
tube. 

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So I I equate this to zip 
popping. 

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So it's like great and it is 
helpful. 

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Better. 
Yeah, you're right. 

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That's a good analogy that is 
super fun for everyone. 

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So just imagine your throat 
pocket is live with zits. 

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I hate that. 
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system instead, where instead of
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actually bursting and rupturing,
they create. 

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I mean, this paper literally was
like blebs. 

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I was like blebs. 
So it kind of buds off of the 

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cell and creates that like its 
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created. 
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human, that's how mammal milk 
works, is it? 

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It's more like a lava lamp in my
opinion. 

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Lava lamp levels up and like 
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And so one article was 
interesting because they were 

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pointing out that the holocron 
style actually does destroy 

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those cells by rupturing and it 
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parental energy investment. 
It's like more of a negative for

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them. 
Yeah, it sounds bad. 

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More just yeah, yeah. 
It's not. 

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It's it's you're popping a bunch
of zits in your throat to make 

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milk for your baby. 
Throat sits for your your 

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babies. 
Sounds bad. 

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Yep. 
Yeah, but it works. 

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It works. 
It gets the job done. 

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You're not a pigeon, you don't 
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If you want to scroll to your 
first picture, it's I don't 

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think it's that bad. 
This is just the picture of the 

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crop in a pigeon, which is 
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animal we are going to talk 
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pigeon. 
Pigeon milk is quite well known.

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They keep scrolling. 
Really illustrated the butt hole

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on this like that is deeply. 
Emphasized. 

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I do. 
You're going to notice that 

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right away. 
I was like my girl, she's got 

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me. 
She's rectum. 

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What's? 
The armpit glands that that's 

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got going on here. 
Pectoral percatarialis major 

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muscle cut across. 
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Peck muscles. 
Yeah, this is, this is an image 

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of like a cross sectioned like 
drawing of a chicken that has 

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been tilted very explicitly and 
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cloaca. 
Like the cloaca is really, they 

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didn't have to. 
They contorted this animal's 

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body in order to make, it's kind
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you know, where the woman has to
contort her body to show her 

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tits and her ass at the same 
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Like we're getting full crop and
cloak. 

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Yeah, those are both very 
prominent. 

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So is the trachea trachea. 
I remember that about that. 

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Maybe that time we maybe 
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It was that trachea. 
I was like, holy shit, this is 

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fucking wild. 
This is wild. 

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So pigeon slash doves, right? 
Pigeons are doves. 

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They're the same fucking thing. 
They have babies called squabs, 

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which is cute. 
Is it like, what is the game 

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that has like a pigeon that's 
people plays at Animal Crossing 

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and they're like, would you like
pigeon milk? 

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I don't know. 
I'm not, I don't do. 

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Games I don't know. 
I don't do that. 

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But I don't do that game. 
That's for fucking. 

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Sure. 
Yeah, they often pigeon milk. 

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And I was like, yeah, so. 
So baby pigeons are cute, and 

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they're hatched at an 
undeveloped state. 

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So they're not they're. 
Not able. 

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They're not cute. 
Well, they're little blade 

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creatures with no feathers and 
giant eyes that are. 

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Yeah, agree to disagree. 
Disagree. 

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I think you're going to disagree
a lot here. 

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So it's all good. 
It's all good. 

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So they are pretty 
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they are first born. 
So they're not able to eat the 

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solid food or like garbage that 
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So and they but they grow like 
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days of their lives. 
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eating crop milk like their 
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female pigeons can produce crop 
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Most of our scenarios today, 
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do it, which is another 
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Males do not typically lactate. 
They technically have all of the

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equipment, all of the stuff. 
It has happened in human males. 

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It's documented. 
It's not very common. 

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I think I really freaked out my 
friends husband after she gave 

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birth and he was like well I 
can't help with that. 

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And I was like, well. 
Technically. 

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Technically, it can happen too 
if like, I think the documented 

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cases are really, really old. 
But like a mom who dies and the 

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baby, like the baby crying and 
stuff like helps stimulate a 

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male to lactate, which is very 
fascinating. 

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But in a lot of these birds, 
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And then the Penguins that we 
talked about, it's only the 

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males that do it. 
So with pigeons, it's only, 

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they're only doing this for like
the first couple of days or the 

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first week or so. 
It's not very long. 

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It's. 
Yeah. 

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One paper described it as white 
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I found a picture of it online. 
I know what Cassius means and I 

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don't like that at all actually.
I don't know what that means. 

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What does that? 
Mean. 

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I'm pretty sure that just means 
cheesy. 

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Yeah, most of the places 
describe its consistency as 

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cottage cheese. 
Yeah. 

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Yep, Yep, Yep. 
So if you want to go ahead. 

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I'm so. 
Sorry, this is the worst part. 

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OK, OK. 
Page. 

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No. 
OK. 

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And I'm gonna just keep going. 
I am not OK. 

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OK. 
It looks like what someone has 

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done here. 
This is horrible. 

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I I hate you for this. 
I'm going to have nightmares 

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about this. 
It looks like someone took like 

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2 patties of ground beef and 
then puked on them. 

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And that's the. 
And then they put it next to a 

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ruler. 
That's what we're looking at. 

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That is. 
Oh, my God, that. 

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Oh OK, I thought they said it 
was white. 

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An image that is absolutely, I 
know that paper arguably was 

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from like the 1930s, so I don't 
know they knew what. 

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Colors were it wasn't actually 
black and white. 

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Those are just the movie. 
It's tying, I'm tying. 

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OK, well, I'm going to walk you 
through it. 

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So the first image. 
So these are all like dissected 

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bits of pigeon at the first one.
A, there's four images here. 

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A is a crop during the non 
breeding season. 

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So we just got an empty throat, 
pal. 

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It just looks gross, like a 
little sack of flesh. 

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And then the second B through D 
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lactation period. 
So I mean, yeah, it's filled 

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with a kind of chunky, yellowy, 
grainy. 

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If you've seen The Last of Us, 
it looks like the mushroom 

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coming out of people's heads. 
I know you haven't. 

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That was for the audience I 
know. 

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I know, I know, I love. 
I'm doing an episode on 

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mushrooms just to gross you out.
That's what we're going to do 

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next. 
I deserve that, I deserve that. 

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I'm a little friendlier with 
them now because I found ways to

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enjoy them. 
So this paper, Megan, I was 

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like, wow, there's a lot of 
studies on pigeon crop milk. 

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That's weird. 
Yeah, it's because there are a 

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lot of countries in the world 
where pigeons are important 

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commercial poultry, and they eat
a shit ton of pigeons. 

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And they needed to understand 
like how to synthetic make a 

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synthetic pigeon milk so that 
they can make their squabs grow 

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as fast and as big as possible. 
And that's. 

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Why there has been so much 
research on it and as you can 

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see at the bottom part of this 
page is an actual bag of pigeon 

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crop milk like synthetic mix 
that you could buy if you found 

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like an abandoned baby pigeon 
squab and you felt so you were 

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so, you know, you just you were 
a loving person. 

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You could buy this and you could
feed them synthetic pigeon crop.

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And if you wanted to, you know, 
make it realistic, you could 

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like, chew it up and spit. 
It I don't, no, I don't. 

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I will say that being able to 
finally Scroll down and see that

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this is milk replacer for, for 
chicken or not for chickens, for

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pigeons, I keep selling them 
chickens. 

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That looks like a chicken is 
that's so much better than what 

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I thought it was, which is I 
thought you were saying that 

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people needed to be able to 
synthesize it to eat it, that 

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they were eating pigeon cheese 
and that pigeon cheese was like 

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an important component of many 
cultures. 

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And I didn't want to make that 
sound when we're talking about 

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other cultures, but fuck me, I'm
glad that's not the case. 

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Oh that's hilarious because the 
eating of pigeons was actually 

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news to me and that was my own 
ignorance as well and I went 

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through my own feelings about 
which is stupid. 

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I eat chicken. 
All the time. 

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We used to eat pigeons all the 
time in America. 

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We ate the passenger pigeon to 
extinction. 

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Oh well, it must taste great 
then. 

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Exactly my fault that they taste
delicious. 

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Look at the thing they're raised
on. 

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Look how nutritious and 
delicious that is. 

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Well, probably nutritious. 
I don't know about anything 

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else. 
I don't want to. 

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I'm going to keep. 
Scrolling. 

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Well. 
Oh my God, that's not. 

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The worst? 
Well, I the next well don't 

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scroll yet. 
We'll, we'll get we're moving on

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So, flamingos, I could see the 

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hedge. 
OK, so flamingos are also 

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another bird that produce crop 
milk that feed their young fur 

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up to about the first six months
of their lives. 

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Both males and females do it. 
Yeah, go ahead. 

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You can go ahead and scroll. 
You can go see what it looks 

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like in in Flamingos. 
Oh. 

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Is that the traditional feeding 
mechanism where one yeah pukes 

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it onto another one's head or? 
Apparently, Just go ahead and 

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click on the link. 
Let's watch the. 

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YouTube wait. 
It's only like it's only like 40

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seconds and. 
For context, what I'm currently 

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looking at is 2 Penguins and a 
Penguin chick or not Penguins? 

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Oh no. 
They're flipping ghosts. 

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They're flipping ghosts. 
I am currently looking at 2 

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pink. 
That's the word I was looking 

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for pink birds. 
Flamingos feeding their chick. 

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Except the way that they're 
feeding their chick is that the 

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top Flamingo appears to have 
puked red crop milk, which Amy 

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has titled Flamingo crop milk 
strawberry flavored and that 

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milk is dripping down across the
eye. 

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But it makes it look like the 
top Flamingo has brained the 

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bottom Flamingo to feed their 
young. 

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So OK, now I can go click on 
this. 

454
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,520
Yeah, it's like a waterfall 
effect. 

455
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,720
Like they're, they're like 
instead of each feeding it 

456
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,240
individually, they're kind of 
like cascade feeding for this 

457
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,520
cute little baby. 
Yeah. 

458
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,720
And so you can just go ahead and
watch this great little video. 

459
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,160
It's still loading, you don't. 
Really need the sound and. 

460
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,000
What? 
OK there really is like this 

461
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,880
just feels like a weird way to 
involve your Co parent. 

462
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,640
Why do you have to puke it on 
the other one's head? 

463
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,560
I mean, it's beautiful. 
As a family of three myself, I 

464
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:21,480
find this inspiring. 
Kelly next child we have, I'm 

465
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,520
going to lactate onto your head 
and the baby's going to try and 

466
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,480
slurp it off of you and. 
It will cascade off of your 

467
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,960
titty. 
Onto the back of the bird. 

468
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,920
It's not even making it into the
little bird's mouth. 

469
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,080
This looks like 2 animals who 
don't know how to do this. 

470
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:41,320
These are new parents. 
It's hard, man. 

471
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,000
It's hard, OK. 
I mean the title. 

472
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:47,640
Is backwards for like a week. 
Two adult flamingos trying to 

473
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,200
feed the same chick like. 
Yeah, that's true. 

474
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:55,600
Yeah, OK. 
But a lot of people, because 

475
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,680
it's bright red, a lot of people
thought it was blood or that 

476
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,600
they were being like attacked or
feeding their child blood. 

477
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,320
And it's not because flamingos 
eat this like, you know, krill 

478
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,240
and tiny thing rich diet that 
gives them the carotenoids that 

479
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,280
make them this pink color. 
It means that their crop milk is

480
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:19,440
fucking blood red. 
It it it's just the beauty of 

481
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,440
nature. 
All things wise, yes, endless 

482
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,520
forms, most beautiful are being 
evolved. 

483
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,600
So they're right. 
So they eat a lot of algae and 

484
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,520
brine shrimp. 
That is why they have their 

485
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:36,760
beautiful pink colors. 
And so when they are doing their

486
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,680
crop milk production, apparently
they also lose some of their 

487
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,880
plumage color during this time 
as they're like kind of giving 

488
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:47,920
it up to the baby, I guess. 
Like red dye #40 deliberately 

489
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,480
feeding it to your child. 
Yeah. 

490
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,520
Imagine if you're fake tan or 
like ran as you were lactating 

491
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,440
or something. 
It's. 

492
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,800
The same shit. 
Yeah. 

493
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,000
I was Googling it and I was 
like, oh, I've used that. 

494
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,720
Yeah, no, exactly. 
Like if you. 

495
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,400
No, it really is like if I I 
mean, I was part raised on 

496
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,880
kool-aid. 
This is relatable. 

497
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,760
Like I remember as a child 
making my own kool-aid. 

498
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:15,880
I was like 3 cups of sugar and 
no water and I was like, so. 

499
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,240
But as they go on that, it gets 
less red apparently, because I 

500
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,040
don't know why, but apparently 
it does. 

501
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,880
But yeah, it's all about what 
they're eating and whatnot. 

502
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,360
Yeah, with this carotenoids that
create that. 

503
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,360
So what I found really 
interesting about this is a 

504
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,720
paper I read that was all about 
how important it is for the a 

505
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,440
lot of flamingos are endangered.
And it is important. 

506
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,680
I think all species actually 
maybe, maybe not, that the 

507
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,800
people need to be able to know 
how to hand rear nestlings for 

508
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,360
when they're abandoned or 
orphaned in the wild. 

509
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:55,280
And so this entire paper was 
literally about a recipe for how

510
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,920
to make Flamingo crop milk. 
And I thought it was awesome. 

511
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,360
So I'm going to read you the 
formula for you right now. 

512
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,680
I don't know why I found this so
amusing, but I was just like, 

513
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,800
this is like a recipe, but it's 
for. 

514
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,080
We're just really getting crazy 
as people with our ability to 

515
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,040
replicate milk, like we are 
making new milks from nuts. 

516
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:19,960
We are just yeah, the milk 
industry is bizarre. 

517
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,240
Yeah, I mean, and I know the 
next time I get a coffee, I'm 

518
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,200
gonna be like, no, not oat milk.
No, not almond milk, not soy 

519
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,920
milk, not regular milk. 
I would like Flamingo, milk 

520
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,000
pigeon. 
The next Starbucks idea Penguin.

521
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:39,880
Yeah, Flamingo milk. 
Yeah, everyone wants a pink. 

522
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,840
Drink. 
Just make it pink and taste like

523
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:46,320
shrimp and there you go. 
So it's super easy to make your 

524
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,880
own. 
I was thinking for a bonus for 

525
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,880
Patreon we could like make this 
but it would require ordering 

526
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,280
some ingredients that I don't 
want to get. 

527
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,240
So it's some bacteria. 
OK. 

528
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:03,680
Mineral water fish pellets grill
human baby organic rice flour 1 

529
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,600
medium sized hard boiled hens 
egg yolk. 

530
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,200
Go back to the baby flower. 
What the fuck did you just say? 

531
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:17,720
Yeah, 20 grams of human baby 
organic rice flour. 

532
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,640
I like to pause. 
Just for you, okay. 

533
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,640
So the human baby organic rice 
flour. 

534
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,920
Yeah, that was me. 
That's because I'm a sicko. 

535
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,000
Yeah. 
So essentially rice flour, but 

536
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,960
they spell it all out. 
An egg yolk, some large bird 

537
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,520
tablets, more bacteria, some 
calcium carbonate. 

538
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,800
And then you mix the rice flour,
hard boiled hens, yag oak, egg 

539
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,440
yolk, calcium carbonate, vitamin
tablet and the water were mixed 

540
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,080
into a liquid form and put into 
a bowl. 

541
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:50,000
Then the fish fillets and the 
krill and the other bacteria 

542
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,680
were mixed in a separate bowl, 
filtered and strained to get rid

543
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,720
of any course particles, and 
then mixed with everything 

544
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,600
together and and store it in a 
fridge for up to 12 hours before

545
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,800
being warmed to 39°C and fed to 
the chicks. 

546
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,360
That's fucking hot. 
That's hot for Celsius. 

547
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,600
So yeah, that's how you can make
your own Flamingo milk. 

548
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,440
Now if we do. 
Apparently it works. 

549
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,160
Except this is a challenge. 
Do we have to taste it or are we

550
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,680
just making? 
This I can't. 

551
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,000
Yeah, you. 
Know me, I hate seafood. 

552
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,760
It would be. 
Horrified, but I as soon as they

553
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,280
got to like the the fish 
fillets, I was like, I'm out, 

554
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,840
I'm fucking out. 
I'm not here for this. 

555
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,560
Yeah, so that's how you can. 
So it's not blood. 

556
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,800
They used to think it was 
actually blood and then they 

557
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,840
like actually read about it. 
But what's funny is this article

558
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,720
was from like the last five to 
10 years or so and they're like,

559
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,560
but it's hard because there's no
work being done on the chemical 

560
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,000
composition of Flamingo milk. 
And I was like, well I just read

561
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
a paper from. 
Are they just making it up? 

562
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:55,280
Yeah, well, they were going 
based on a formula from the 

563
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,160
SeaWorld California and Fort 
Worth Zoo, Texas. 

564
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,520
I don't know if you want to take
any advice from SeaWorld 

565
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,400
California, though. 
You know, like choices choices. 

566
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,960
But I found another paper from 
2001 that literally went into 

567
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,440
the chemical composition of 
Flamingo milk. 

568
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,840
So I was like, how was my 
literature review better than 

569
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,680
yours? 
I don't. 

570
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:21,760
I just feels like there must 
have been at SeaWorld a Flamingo

571
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,960
milk sommelier, right, who's 
just trying to get the flavor 

572
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,760
profile down correctly 'cause 
they don't know what's in it. 

573
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,680
Like, yeah, that's, that's what 
that recipe sounds like. 

574
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,800
Is it? 
Sounds like me trying to 

575
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:38,120
replicate Yum sauce. 
Not necessarily chemically but 

576
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,800
taste wise. 
And that's gross. 

577
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,240
That's a weird job. 
Yeah, oh it's really hard with 

578
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,960
Yum sauce. 
Fucking holding on to that 

579
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,520
recipe. 
Those bastards. 

580
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,240
Bastards can never get it to not
be gross and chunky just like 

581
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,280
that pigeon milk. 
OK, thank you. 

582
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,800
Hey, Yeah, actually, OK, that's 
a benefit of the Flamingo milk 

583
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,560
is it does not appear to be 
chunky. 

584
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:02,600
Yes, it's red and it looks like 
blood but doesn't look like 

585
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,000
cheese so. 
Yeah, and our last one is the 

586
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,200
emperor Penguin and I couldn't 
find any images of it anywhere 

587
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,520
because this something happens 
at like the dead of winter in 

588
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,440
Antarctica, so no one is out 
there. 

589
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,440
Bummer. 
I. 

590
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,960
Bet it is the chunkiest. 
I mean, come on. 

591
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,440
I mean, I don't know, I wasn't 
there. 

592
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,200
OK, so they're super weird 
because it's only the males that

593
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,120
can produce the crop milk. 
So can you guess why? 

594
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,720
OK, why could only the males 
produce crop milk? 

595
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,680
I mean it's still produced in 
the crop. 

596
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,000
I don't know, maybe the the 
females are off getting fish and

597
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000
so they are already busy. 
Exactly, exactly. 

598
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,000
So I have never really, I mean I
kind of cared 'cause they're 

599
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,640
cool. 
They like to like, mate with, 

600
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,120
like or attract each other with 
rocks. 

601
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:55,360
I can relate to that. 
But so female fasts I think like

602
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:00,400
they do it Penguin style. 
I really hope that your 

603
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,000
microphone just captured that 
sound, but it will not capture 

604
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,920
your recreation of it. 
And I just, I don't even know 

605
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,240
what to. 
Yeah, OK. 

606
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,000
Well, yeah. 
So Penguins have sex. 

607
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,040
She ends up fasting for like 
40-50 days while she's gearing 

608
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,440
up to lay that egg. 
She loses 1/4 of her body 

609
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,280
weight. 
So once she gets that kid out, 

610
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,720
man so relatable. 
She's like I'm out and she goes 

611
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:32,280
to the open ocean to feed while 
daddy Penguin incubates the egg 

612
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,560
for about 65 days. 
I've read this really old 

613
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,880
article, it's probably out of 
date but like while like she's 

614
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,960
waiting to pop out the egg. 
I guess they're like learning 

615
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,320
each other's calls and their 
vocal stuff because when they 

616
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,680
come back, there's like too many
dudes. 

617
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,840
The article was like, well, 
there's no way they can tell the

618
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,520
difference. 
They all look exactly the same. 

619
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,920
And I'm like, you're not a 
Penguin. 

620
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,480
I don't know how you would know 
that. 

621
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,160
That seems so arbitrary. 
I don't. 

622
00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:02,040
So the daddy Penguin incubates 
the eggs for 65 days ish and 

623
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:06,160
over this period the males will 
lose about 40% of their body 

624
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,480
weight. 
They start out at about like 34 

625
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,639
to 40 kilograms. 
I did not put that into pounds, 

626
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:15,440
but it's a big fucking bird. 
Big ass bird. 

627
00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:21,280
And then the chicks hatch around
mid-july, which is usually when 

628
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,320
the females come back and they, 
like sing to each other to find 

629
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,440
them in the herd. 
But if the egg patches before 

630
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,800
mom gets home, the male, even 
though he has been like totally 

631
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,120
fasting this whole time, sitting
on this egg, will still be able 

632
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,760
to feed the baby crop milk. 
So that's why only the male is 

633
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,560
able to do it. 
Because when mom gets back, she 

634
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,400
pukes fish everywhere and 
everyone eats it together like a

635
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,880
beautiful family of three. 
I love it. 

636
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:51,920
It's so cute so but then the 
article also was like but before

637
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,800
you like. 
This is my take before you get 

638
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,560
carried away with how amazing 
the male is. 

639
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,240
If the male loses enough weight 
before the female returns, he 

640
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:02,120
just straight up abandons. 
Yeah, yeah. 

641
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,440
I got to go eat some fish, 
motherfuckers. 

642
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,280
So they also eat or they also 
produce this crop milk. 

643
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:15,040
So it seems like a lot of times 
that the crop milk is a, an 

644
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,680
adaptation to allow birds to 
survive and have babies in 

645
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,560
environments where there's food 
scarcity sometimes or there's 

646
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,040
irregularity with like what food
is available, lack of energy 

647
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,400
density to support the growth. 
So it, it, it does seem to be 

648
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,800
from these fairly extreme 
conditions that are able to do 

649
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,320
it. 
And it's not just about the 

650
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,280
nutrients. 
It's also building up the immune

651
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,800
system for the Bibis. 
That was actually going to be 

652
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,880
one of my questions. 
Is that with mammals for the 

653
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,280
first, Well, at least with 
sheep, it's the 1st 24 hours. 

654
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,880
They're not really producing 
milk. 

655
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,160
They're producing colostrum, 
which is milk is, but it's also 

656
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,160
just antibodies. 
Yeah, it's, Yep, it's gross. 

657
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,400
It's like yellow. 
It is yellow, yeah. 

658
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,120
I mean mine was straight yellow.
Yeah, yellow and significantly 

659
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,920
thicker. 
Yeah. 

660
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,960
So do birds that make crop milk 
make colostrum? 

661
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,920
Or is this kind of like a 
colostrum milk mix? 

662
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,360
I think the whole thing is 
essentially A colostrum milk 

663
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,280
mix. 
So it sounds like the flamingos 

664
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,600
are the only ones who do it for 
any long amounts of time. 

665
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,720
The pigeons and the Penguins are
both pretty short. 

666
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:22,280
Like kind of just like stopgap 
measures to get to when mom 

667
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,160
comes home or when the baby is 
developed enough to be able to 

668
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,880
eat on its own. 
So I think it's pretty much jam 

669
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,240
packed with all of that. 
But yes. 

670
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,640
And mammals it's different. 
But also I don't know if anyone 

671
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,240
has studied like the stages of 
what? 

672
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,000
Who would want? 
If it changes. 

673
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,600
Who wants to milk a pigeon? 
People who? 

674
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,840
People who want to eat a shit 
ton of pigeons, apparently. 

675
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,160
How do you even get the pigeon 
to? 

676
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:51,440
How do you milk a pigeon? 
Do you take a tongue depressor 

677
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,960
You. 
Just like work the throat like 

678
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,560
a. 
She's giving her own neck a hand

679
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,640
job right now. 
That's what she's doing. 

680
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,920
Oh my God, it is. 
Yeah. 

681
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,840
But it does have definitely an 
immune system thing as well. 

682
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,000
And so also another cool point 
was they tend to have not like a

683
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,800
small number of offspring in all
of these cases too. 

684
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,000
And my first question, when my 
friend told me about this and 

685
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,440
mentioned the different birds, I
was like well wait, are any of 

686
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,880
those closely related? 
And no, they're not right? 

687
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,880
Like this is not one lineage who
has figured this out. 

688
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,960
These are very distantly related
birds. 

689
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,920
Like they are nowhere near each 
other on the bird family tree. 

690
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,280
We've got 3 fucking weirdos up 
in here and yet they've all 

691
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,880
evolved this independently. 
It seems to be a convergent kind

692
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,800
of trait, which immediately then
I was like, well, shit, that 

693
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,520
means dinosaurs had crop milk. 
Dinosaurs. 

694
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,960
Birds are dinosaurs. 
If it evolved multiple times in 

695
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,240
modern birds that have only been
around for I don't like, I don't

696
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,640
know how many millions, not as 
long as dinosaurs were around. 

697
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,240
There's got to be dinosaurs that
have produced crop milk. 

698
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,680
Yeah. 
And you know, to my not 

699
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,480
surprise, someone had published 
a paper on that. 

700
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,240
So I was a little annoyed 
because I wanted to be like milk

701
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:27,120
dinosaurs. 
Yeah, but dinosaur lactation 

702
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,480
question mark is this paper 
single author pub, which always 

703
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:36,440
makes me wary. 
It publishes in 2013 

704
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,760
hypothesizing that yes, some 
dinosaurs, specifically 

705
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,480
herbivorous site nesting 
dinosaurs, would have had the 

706
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,680
ability to produce crop milk. 
So these would have been like 

707
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,760
ornithopod dinosaurs, probably 
hydrosaurus, like duck bill 

708
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:56,960
dinosaurs, excuse me. 
And because hydrosaur colonies 

709
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,520
regularly nested at the same 
sites, and a lot of these sites 

710
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,040
we do know, like I've been out 
to the Egg Mountain site in 

711
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,200
Montana where my asaura was 
doing the nesting thing. 

712
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,840
A lot of it doesn't have a ton 
of evidence of like a ton of 

713
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,200
vegetation or trees. 
They seem to be fairly exposed. 

714
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,840
They may have been exposed to 
pretty harsh environmental 

715
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,120
conditions. 
And again, like the birds, 

716
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,080
dinosaurs specifically, he 
really thinks it's like the 

717
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,760
hadrosaurs. 
But I really don't think that 

718
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,640
I've come to my own conclusions 
and I'm a fucking expert. 

719
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,240
So step aside. 
I think that like, I don't think

720
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,520
it would have necessarily just 
been herbivorous dinosaurs 

721
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,880
because it's certainly not just 
herbivorous birds. 

722
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,880
So I don't entirely, you know, 
this. 

723
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,920
The reason behind that is like, 
well, they're the ones that we 

724
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,760
have proof of the parental care,
which I'm like, well, that's not

725
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,800
even necessarily true. 
Like we have Oviraptor and 

726
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,360
stuff, which I think is more 
thought to be omnivorous. 

727
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,280
And I could see that Oviraptor. 
So part of it with flamingos, 

728
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,320
why they're doing this is their 
little, their little bills are 

729
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,520
too soft to do all of the filter
feeding that they need to do 

730
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,080
with their little and. 
That's why the parents need to 

731
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,560
do this. 
And I'm like, OK, well, that 

732
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,560
could be applying to other 
dinosaurs as well, like 

733
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,640
Oviraptor. 
You think that beak was like, 

734
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,120
ready to go as soon as that baby
was born? 

735
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,640
Maybe. 
But maybe they were using crop 

736
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,120
milk. 
Especially in like the freaking 

737
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,240
Gobi Desert, You know, it's like
fucking dunes of sand and wind 

738
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:30,200
storms all the time. 
And I'm also, you know, I think 

739
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,000
that there could be a case to be
made for things like the Arctic 

740
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,520
and Antarctic dinosaurs may have
been more likely to have 

741
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,400
dinosaur milk because they lived
in this extreme, at least with 

742
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,280
light fluctuation and again, 
probably food availability in 

743
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,680
their environment. 
So especially if there's like 

744
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,400
any type of migration involved. 
So I mean, I'm, I'm not out now.

745
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,200
The question was could do, did 
dinosaurs have crops? 

746
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,760
And I haven't been able to 
figure out if we have any solid 

747
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,520
evidence of this or not. 
Certainly not in this paper. 

748
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,600
It seemed to just be kind of 
like a just like amusing kind of

749
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,440
thing it says. 
And so, yeah, 2013 that we 

750
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:12,440
didn't have fossil evidence of 
it, but his idea was that since 

751
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,040
there are crops and birds of all
types of diets. 

752
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,640
It doesn't. 
Seem to be limited by diet. 

753
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,560
So that means that at least in 
his opinion, different all 

754
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,560
different types of dinosaurs may
have had crops and may have been

755
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,760
able to do this. 
So you can go ahead and Scroll 

756
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,880
down to this horrifying image of
someone's recreation of a 

757
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,840
ornithician hatchling. 
You know they've made the milk 

758
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,440
look wet and white. 
So significantly less gross than

759
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,560
any of the other images you've 
showed me. 

760
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,200
Almost cute. 
To me it really. 

761
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,240
Not, not quite. 
Serious, this one fucking 

762
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,640
grosses me. 
I really don't. 

763
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,440
It's just a dinosaur with milk 
dripping out its mouth. 

764
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,760
Sure, milk, totally. 
That's what I thought. 

765
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,160
A. 
Cute fowl fowl creature, yeah. 

766
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,760
Fowl. 
The whole thing is on fucking 

767
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,080
birds. 
Yeah. 

768
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,680
I was just like, who? 
This is gross. 

769
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,000
I was like, this is 
inappropriate. 

770
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,400
Yeah, but it's a cute little 
hatchling dripping milk. 

771
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,720
Definitely milk from its mouth. 
It's definitely milk. 

772
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:17,760
Mm, hmm. 
It's definitely milk. 

773
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,280
So, yeah, there's a there is 
some, it's been published. 

774
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,280
Sean, I didn't make this up. 
Yeah. 

775
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,440
And yeah, there's some thoughts 
that dinosaurs were able to do 

776
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,920
this. 
And then my last little point 

777
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:35,960
was as I was looking up, OK, 
well, are there any dinosaurs 

778
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:42,040
that were in Flamingo like niche
and not dinosaurs, but there is 

779
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:49,600
a pterosaur pterodosterone that 
was a filter feeding pterosaur 

780
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,280
that is interpreted to live in 
the exact same niche as 

781
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,640
flamingos. 
It's from South America from the

782
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,880
early Cretaceous. 
It had about 1000 bristle like 

783
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,000
modified teeth and its lower 
jaws that have been hypothesized

784
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,560
to be used to strain crustacean 
crustaceans, plankton, algae and

785
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,360
other small creatures from the 
water. 

786
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,520
And of course our favorite Bob 
Baker was like, well then they 

787
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,080
were fucking pink. 
Then these pterosaurs were pink.

788
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,280
Pink, pink. 
And so I do like that, yeah. 

789
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,440
Yes, and so when I was like, OK,
we talked about this before, but

790
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,280
I'm just like, OK, everyone 
who's like, no, we don't know 

791
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,040
what color extinct animals are. 
I'm like some wear pink because 

792
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,960
they ate shit that made them 
pink. 

793
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,360
So we may not know anything else
but they were pink. 

794
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,720
But of course the Reddit take on
this I was so annoyed but also 

795
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,480
laughing. 
The post I found was called 

796
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,320
Satan's Flamingo and I was like 
what? 

797
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,400
Like again these fucking they 
have to make it like red like 

798
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,480
the devil and I'm like no it was
pink. 

799
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,320
Stop trying to make it cool. 
Stop trying to make it like 

800
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,440
violence. 
Stop trying. 

801
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,160
To make it scary. 
It's right. 

802
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,160
It's pink. 
Get over it. 

803
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,440
Get over it. 
It was fucking pink. 

804
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,320
You can't. 
So you can go ahead and Scroll 

805
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,440
down and see that these images 
of pale art as well as the 

806
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,080
skull, which made me then 
immediately go, well, if they 

807
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:18,320
were doing the same feeding 
strategy, maybe they also had 

808
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,800
crop milk. 
Maybe pterosaurs also had crop 

809
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,280
milk. 
Look at that beautiful throat. 

810
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,680
They could have fit a lot of. 
Crop in there. 

811
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:30,000
That is quite an insane bill, so
I would imagine that it would 

812
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,240
take some time to develop and 
wonder if we have any idea what 

813
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,160
their babies look like. 
Do we have? 

814
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,280
I don't think so, because all 
pterosaur material is so scant 

815
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,760
they do not fossilize well. 
Those little hollow bone 

816
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,960
motherfuckers. 
So yeah, I don't. 

817
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,240
I don't think there's that much 
known. 

818
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:46,920
This is a reconstructed skull 
too. 

819
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,320
I don't even. 
Think the fossil looks that. 

820
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:53,720
Nice, so it's very limited, but 
pterosaurs may have been pink, 

821
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,560
they may have lactated, 
dinosaurs may have lactated, and

822
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,720
birds definitely did. 
It evolved many, many times. 

823
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,920
I can't wait to see what the 
future holds. 

824
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,640
The future of bird milk. 
It just makes me feel even more 

825
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,800
like I don't even really like 
dinosaurs. 

826
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,760
And now I'm like, oh, we both 
lactate. 

827
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,640
That's. 
What I need that's. 

828
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,080
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829
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,840
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831
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839
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840
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841
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Thank you for listening. 
Hold on a second, I gotta milk 

842
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:14,320
it. 
Every time you do something like

843
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,200
this, I'm like, Oh, well, 
there's the clip we'll put at 

844
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,720
the end of the episode, but 
you've done like 10 of them now,

845
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,080
so I don't know what we're gonna
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