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You're listening to Weird and 
Dead, the paleontology podcast 

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that tells evolutions most 
embarrassing and bizarre 

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stories. 
I'm Amy Atwater. 

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And I'm Megan Wetherell, and 
we're two living scientists who 

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are weirdly excited about dead 
things. 

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From weird animals to weird 
geology, the Burgess Shale has 

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it all, but it isn't necessarily
as unique as we thought. 

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In this episode, we talk about 
bizarre animals, the concept of 

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jellyfish jerky, and a world 
that just fossilizes 

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differently. 
Also weird things you can do to 

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worms for. 
Science like always, our podcast

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talks about some disgusting 
stuff, so please read through 

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the content warnings before 
continuing. 

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I'm going to get us started off 
today by talking about possibly 

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the most feminist fossil 
takeover of all time, which is 

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the fossil Anning Vermis. 
Now, Anning Vermis is from the 

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Cambrian period, about 500 
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found in the Burgess Shale 
deposits in Canada. 

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And the reason that it is such a
great fossil and such a great 

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feminist takeover is, First off,
it's named after Mary Anning, 

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which is great. 
And Anning Vermis is a preopulid

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worm, which is a fancy science 
name for penis worm. 

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Penis worms are named not for 
what they look like in the 

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fossil record. 
We know what they look like now 

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because they still exist. 
They are a predatory worm that 

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lives in the ocean and looks 
like a Dick. 

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And they're pink. 
They're floppy, they're gross. 

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I will say that in the fossil 
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human penis E and more like 
terrifying cat penis E because 

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they have like spikes and spines
and all sorts of horrific 

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better. 
Yeah. 

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This is a great way to start 
off. 

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Right. 
And the the cool thing about pre

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appealing. 
Well, there's a lot of a lot of 

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cool things about penis worms, 
but this penis worm and other 

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penis worms in the Burgess Shale
are really, really 

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extraordinarily well fossilized.
They don't look like you just 

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took a soft fleshy tube and you 
squashed it in the dirt. 

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There's actually things like I 
think stomach contents are 

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preserved in some cases. 
They have exceptional 

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preservation, which is not 
characteristic necessarily of 

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penis worms and other soft 
bodied organisms, but it is 

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certainly characteristic of the 
Burgess Shale. 

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I always thought that this was 
something super unique to the 

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Burgess Shale. 
Imagine my surprise when I 

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learned that there are now as of
2014, which is the last paper 

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that I read on that listed a 
number, there are 50 sites with 

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Burgess Shale type preservation 
from the Middle Cambrian. 

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So Burgess Shale type, meaning 
super, super awesome. 

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Also you get penis worms. 
Well, you can preserve penis 

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worms if you get them. 
So soft tissue preservation. 

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So yeah, 50 which did mean that 
this paper in 2014 decided that 

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that was enough to start 
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So it was no longer, oh, you 
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It's you have almost as 
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purchase shale, but not quite as
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OK, you know we do it slow 
ranking and naming things. 

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As like the the epitome, the 
Burgess is still a number one. 

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Has anything come close to 
knocking Burgess off of its 

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giant mountain? 
Yes, there are a couple that 

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have come pretty close, but it 
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looking for. 
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know, the one of the hardest 
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something like a jellyfish, 
which is super, super soft and 

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fragile and also not living on 
the ground, so harder to catch 

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and put in the dirt without 
having it decomposed, for 

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example, beforehand. 
So if you want really, really 

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nice jellyfish fossils, there 
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called the Chingjiang biota, 
which is from the early Cambrian

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of South China. 
That's different from the 

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Chengjiang biota, which is also 
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But the Chengjiang biota has 
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Nigdarians, so jellyfish, 
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So I would say that probably 
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for the Burgess Shale, as is the
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They have lots and lots of 
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more beautifully preserved 
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So if you're looking from the 
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fossils during the Cambrian, 
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patchy, still not perfectly 
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preserved considering that 
pretty much since then, fucking 

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nothing. 
Like if you want penis worm 

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preservation, you're going to be
looking for the little holes 

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that they take. 
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the actual penis worms 
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You're not going to be finding 
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actually after about the 
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preservation is exceptional and 
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period for a couple of reasons 
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during the Cambrian. 
It is incredibly unique when you

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compare it to all of the rest of
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So still winning for sure. 
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That makes, yeah, I've never 
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before, but right, we talk about
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this is around 500 million years
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It's like 510 I think. 
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saw a lot of spots as well yes 
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lot about the penis worm record 
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when you just told me that 
they're still alive and I'm 

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wearing my penis worm pants in 
honor of today's. 

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Which does have adding vermice 
on it. 

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Yeah, I made a penis worm 
Paisley print from my store. 

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You too can own this print and 
it has anning vermis as one of 

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the penis worms on it. 
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Anning vermis is, but I'm sure 
it's the coolest one. 

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It obs. 
They're all amazing though and 

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the side says bioterbated and I 
have had a few people ask me 

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about that. 
Only one person got upset. 

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I did initially when I was 
designing that I had a pair of 

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shorts where I had bioturbated 
written across the ass because I

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thought that was even funnier. 
But then I couldn't find very 

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good shorts. 
They were all, they weren't like

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sleeping shorts. 
They were all like jogging 

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shorts but like that weird 
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So it just it didn't feel like 
it met the vibes of scientific 

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equivalent to you need. 
It to be like Juicy Couture? 

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Yeah, exactly. 
Juicy Couture just bioturbated 

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across. 
Yeah, Juicy. 

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Couture doesn't write itself on 
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you know? 
Like it's got to be a certain 

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type of fabric and I couldn't 
find it so I settled for the 

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sweatpants. 
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I like them. 
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paleo pants that I had that said
the Mammoth Site, which I also 

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found hilarious to have my pants
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I just couldn't. 
I loved those pants. 

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I wore them into the ground. 
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Like, get ready. 
Are you ready for all this 

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Jelly? 
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I guess. 
Wearing the amazing pants and 

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excited for today. 
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know, soft tissue and 
exceptional preservation, yet we

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have hinted around topics that 
we're going to get to really go 

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go into today with the the 
deepest time that we've talked 

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about. 
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but we're just I'm going to go 
500 million years ago, which as 

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we have established as mammal 
paleontologist, the oldest 

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mammal fossil I have ever 
personally worked on was 

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66,000,000 years old. 
So I'm a little bit out of my 

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comfort zone, which is exciting 
because you're going to hear my 

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take on birches fossils, which 
just not that of an expert by 

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any, well, I mean an expert 
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I'll, I'll start, I'll start 
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And the Burgess, I mean, this we
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also the Cambrian explosion. 
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visible life finally appear in 
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And in a lot of ways it does 
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Like it was an incredibly rapid 
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evolution because we literally 
go from like no signs of 

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jellyfish to like a full bell 
shaped fucking jellyfish like 

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doing its thing. 
And it's this question of are we

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missing the lead up to the some 
of these life forms, these 

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bigger, you know, bigger multi 
multicellular creatures? 

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Did we miss it or did it really 
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And a lot of the evidence 
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fucking fast in a lot of ways. 
I realized as I was doing 

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research for this that I have 
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Jess Shale and the Cambrian 
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Like the fact that this is the 
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Little startling for me. 
A little hard to wrap my head 

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around, just like I'm missing 50
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I was looking at. 
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things about the Cambrian than 
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you're talking, you know, that's
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overall time, but yeah. 
I'll think you. 

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You would kind of think that it 
it would, and I don't know my 

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deep time well enough about 
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that the beginning of the 
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the beginning of the Cambrian 
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defined by, you know, like a lot
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it's very much described by the 
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creatures. 
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like anyway, so so it's yeah, it
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the middle Cambrian. 
It's like, well, what the fuck 

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is going on before that? 
I'm sure a lot of things that I 

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didn't read about for this, so 
apologies, yes. 

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Yeah, so tell me some of the 
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there. 
Woo, woo. 

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Yeah, for sure. 
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some of the sites too. 
So I've been, I haven't hiked up

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to the quarries in Yoho National
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of the original fossils at the 
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And I've been lucky enough to go
find trilobite fossils in the I 

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think it's the Wheeler Formation
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is another Middle Cambrian site.
So that's the first Organism. 

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I already told Megan I have a 
whole bunch of props so they're 

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not even photos though. 
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Ant, Nope, almost called it an 
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That's not what this is. 
This is a trilobite. 

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So my I'm, I'm off to a great 
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As I already said, they made a 
lot of mistakes figuring out 

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these Burgess Shale fossils and 
I might make some mistakes 

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interpreting them for everybody,
but this is a motherfuking 

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trilobite. 
Arguably one of the most iconic 

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fossils that you can your mind's
eye can generate though. 

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Also, a lot of folks have no 
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is. 
It's a beautiful quandary, but 

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it is an early marine arthropod.
It had three lobes to its body, 

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hence trilobite. 
It would have had a shit ton of 

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icky little creepy legs around 
its sides. 

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Yeah, you forget about the icky 
little creepy legs when you look

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at it, right? 
Like it looks so cute and then 

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you have to remember how many 
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Many legs, so many legs. 
Interesting, strange eyes. 

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Some had things sticking off. 
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And things sticking off of their
faces, their eye stalks and some

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of them and appendages. 
And again, we have a site that 

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and multiple sites now that 
preserve like just insane 

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things, like to be able to get 
the detail of essentially what I

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think of as a freaking cockroach
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Like to get that level of detail
about something that lived that 

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long ago is really, really 
impressive. 

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Yes. 
So we had trilobites. 

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They're pretty, pretty standard.
There wasn't a whole lot of 

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drama. 
I think trilobites had already 

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been known from other areas, but
Burgess offered a chance to 

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again, see some of those soft 
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better. 
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know, eaten weird dead shit in 
the in the muck and the all the 

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sediments and whatnot and been 
looking out for this 

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motherfucker right here that I 
have. 

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Yeah, such a nice plushie. 
Yeah, it's beautiful. 

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She's really giving me a whole 
puppet show on Zoom here. 

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I mean, I can't see her whole 
body, so it's not that good of a

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puppet show. 
But like, you know, the, the, 

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the vibe is right. 
God, it's so true. 

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Yeah. 
So Anomalocaris is what I'm 

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showing you right now. 
It was one of, if not the 

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largest animal and Organism, I 
should say, in the ecosystem at 

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that time. 
We're talking almost a meter 

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long, so almost 3 feet. 
And for when you're talking 

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about critters that a lot of 
them we're talking about like 

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one or two inches is still 
pretty big for this time period.

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Anomalocaris was a big chunky 
bitch. 

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So one of my my favorite aspects
of birches is not only the cool 

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fossils, but the stumbling of 
humans to figure out what these 

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fossils are. 
And early on, they Walcott and 

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he Charles, he's the main, gets 
a lot of the credit. 

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I'm going to use some other 
names for other researchers 

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because that's what their names 
are, not Charles. 

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I don't know where I'm going 
with this they. 

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Really. 
White men are named Charles. 

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That's very well known, very 
well established. 

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It's Charles and my. 
Family. 

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That's very true. 
Solidly true, Very, very 

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accurate. 
Like both of my grandfathers. 

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Yeah. 
So they discovered this site. 

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It's high up in the Canadian 
Rockies. 

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Where in Yoho National Park is 
today. 

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I mean, absolutely stunning. 
I think the site is at over 

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10,000 feet elevation. 
I mean we are talking like very 

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mountainous area and looking for
these blobby things on the sides

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of mountains and they noticed 
that most of them preserve the 

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whole Organism. 
It was like a whole trilobite or

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like a whole weird eye freaking 
looking around. 

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Whole penis worm, a whole coral,
a whole sponge, something like 

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that, a whole weird shrimp 
thing. 

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And they kept finding these 
strange, strange other parts 

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that they couldn't quite wrap 
their head around. 

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One of them was this like 
circular disc shape that was 

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interpreted. 
To be. 

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It does look absolutely I that's
what my favorite part of this 

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the stuffy is. 
It's got a great butthole. 

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She is currently holding up this
2 foot long stuffy and admiring 

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its butthole mouth. 
Oh, she's making out with it 

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okay. 
It wishes it actually it has a 

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really freaky mouth. 
So I'm pretty OK with not going 

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down that. 
So they it was first interpreted

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actually. 
OK, so got to take a little 

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break. 
So my boy Stephen Jay Gould 

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wrote a book called Wonderful 
Life, which is funny in its own 

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that you named it that. 
And instead of it being about, 

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you know, this classic Christmas
story, it's about the Burgess 

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Shale and the nature of history.
And it is like not an easy read.

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It's very scientific. 
It's one of his more well known 

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books and it goes into a lot of 
these amusing anecdotes around 

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the history of these strange 
creatures. 

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So yeah, they had this, they 
called it a jellyfish and it was

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Petoia. 
And then they also had this 

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other strange 3 dimensional 
structure, lagagania or 

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something like that, that they 
thought was a sponge. 

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And then one of them was like, I
don't know, I keep finding this 

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jellyfish and the sponge thing 
together. 

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So maybe they're actually 
different parts of the same, or,

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you know, maybe these organisms 
aren't different organisms, or 

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maybe they're codependency. 
Or that's a weird way they're 

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like, Oh my God, you can't 
leave. 

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And then they also had these 
isolated, like shrimp arms into 

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the mix too. 
So they had all of these 

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different body parts and they 
were like, how does this work? 

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Do we have the, they truly 
interpreted it to be about four 

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different organisms before they 
found more and more of it and 

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could actually piece together 
that it was all Anomalocaris. 

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And the part that they had 
thought was the jellyfish is 

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actually its mouth. 
And the part that they thought 

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was laggy or something was like 
the torso of it. 

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And then because it had the, I 
said there's some weird shrimp 

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parts that have also been 
included in this. 

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And those were what had already 
been named Anomalacaris. 

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And since they were the oldest 
one named, Anomalacaris is the 

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name that's stuck. 
And it's a pretty fitting name 

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because it literally means 
abnormal shrimp, which is pretty

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accurate as to what Anomalacaris
is. 

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If you have not seen 
Anomalacaris, it looks to me 

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kind of like like a flying 
lobster with two shrimp stapled 

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to its face like that and like 
weird hammerhead eyes. 

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And a weird suction. 
Well, not suction. 

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But on the underside. 
But hold on. 

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And it really does. 
It looks like some kind of 

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creepy like mechanical device 
and it's all just like blades of

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making up the mouth of I. 
I found some. 

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This is why sea cucumbers wish 
they could have for their 

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assholes. 
It would be like a fucking Pearl

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fish guillotine garage door. 
Yeah. 

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Oh my gosh, that is so great. 
Yeah. 

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So the a nominal carrots. 
Yeah. 

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So we're talking a big predator.
It didn't have any like, limbs 

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or anything like that. 
It actually just was more of a 

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swimming thing. 
So it wasn't crawling around on 

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the ground. 
And because of that, it doesn't 

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technically have jointed legs. 
So it isn't technically a true 

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arthropod because the defining 
factor of I, I believe 

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Arthropoda is this jointed leg 
thing. 

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So it's, you know, it hangs out.
She's right there. 

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But OK. 
But then this group does call it

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Arthropoda. 
So maybe I was just reading 

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something old around that. 
But there with all of these 

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creatures, it's just really 
fascinating because a lot of our

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definitions are with modern 
groups. 

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And when you try to understand 
these origins of modern taxa in 

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deep time, they of course don't 
follow your rules because 

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they're freaking 500 million 
years old. 

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So that has been the funny part 
to work around is like, OK, we 

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got some arthropods, we've got 
some Nigerians, we've got some 

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like algae and we've got some 
sponges and whatnot. 

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But then trying to figure them 
all out where their modern 

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things live is really, really 
rare. 

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And I mean, the jellyfish are 
actually one of those problems 

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too. 
So with our jellyfish, we do 

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indeed have legit jellyfish from
the Burgess Shale. 

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It's called Burgesso. 
Medusa Phasmormus. 

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Nope, that's wrong. 
Phasmormus. 

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Phasiformis, Phasiformis, There 
we go. 

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That's what I'm going to stick 
with, which I'm, I believe 

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literally translate to like the 
ghost jellyfish of the Burgess. 

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And it's like you were saying, 
we have had, we've had jellyfish

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from the Burgess Shale for a 
really long time, but it hasn't 

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been until technology and proper
study has actually gone about to

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find that there are over 200 
specimens of jellyfish of this 

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specific Burgesso Medusa that 
are known from the Burgess 

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Shale. 
A lot of them are. 

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You can see them on display at 
the Royal Ontario Museum. 

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I haven't been there, but that's
what I read on the Internet. 

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They said that I could, oh, with
a ghostly form. 

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And they said specifically, I 
know you're going to like this 

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because you're going to laugh at
me specifically. 

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We thought it looked like the 
ghost from the game Pac-Man. 

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You know how I feel about. 
That yeah, I do like that. 

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Yeah, you. 
I know you don't like pop 

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culture references because you 
don't understand anything that's

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not RuPaul's Drag Race, but that
is cute, Pac-Man. 

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Yeah, it's so it's pretty 
fascinating. 

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And again, one article that I 
read was like, yeah, so these 

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are the oldest swimming 
jellyfish that we have, older 

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jellyfish that may not have 
actually gone into the polyp 

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form and actually been doing the
free floating thing. 

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So this one argued that there 
are actually some other older 

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swimming jellyfish. 
But then the other article I 

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read was like, no, it's super 
debated whether or not these 

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518,000,000 year old jellyfish 
could swim or not. 

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So it's still debated about what
the exact oldest Jelly is, but 

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there's a pretty good, it's a 
pretty good. 

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Well, it's definitely sometime 
in the Cambrian, we'll put it 

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that way. 
That keeps it nice and vague. 

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And they would have been doing 
very like the exact same stuff 

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that they were doing before. 
They would turn into this when 

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they swim and they can turn into
their beautiful Jelly form after

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their juvenile period and would 
have been doing their thing and 

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zapping SpongeBob. 
And yeah, yeah. 

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So it was fairly interesting to.
I had just assumed that this was

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like the oldest known jellyfish.
And then it finds out. 

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Well, of course there are layers
to everything and everything has

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drama, like was it actually free
swimming or not? 

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And again, when we think of 
something like a jellyfish is 

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kind of the epitome of just like
a BLOB of an animal that when 

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you think of things preserving 
in deep time, that is kind of 

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the last animal that you are 
ever going to think could be 

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well preserved. 
It's just it takes so many 

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circumstances and it's from what
I understand, it's insanely 

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rare, at least as you're saying,
for all of time. 

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Yeah. 
So the preservation of soft 

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tissue in things that are 
squishy is pretty difficult. 

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And it's a lot more difficult 
now because we don't have 

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certain conditions in our ocean,
but it's kind of debated as to 

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why it happened at all, let 
alone why it happened, you know,

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50 plus times with all of these 
different Cambrian localities. 

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So when you look at these sites,
one really consistent feature is

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that you find them in clay, 
which is a really, really fine 

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particle. 
It's really, really small 

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particles. 
And that is incredibly important

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for a lot of reasons. 
One big reason is it's harder to

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compress clay than it is to 
compress things like sand, 

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because there's just no pore 
space. 

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So if you have lots and lots of 
little tiny grains, they don't 

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have any room in between them. 
So even if you put that whole 

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Burgess Shale like mudstone 
under a mountain, which we did, 

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and then lift it back up, it's 
not going to compress as much as

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if it was bigger particles like 
sand or silt. 

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So clay is super important just 
for not squishing things. 

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It gives you a, a nice 3D 
preservation. 

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And it's why when we say things 
like we have a, a, a penis worm 

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with its guts preserved, we 
don't mean that the penis worm 

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got squished and its guts got 
sprayed out its mouth. 

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We mean, no, we have like a 
penis worm that had yeah, yeah, 

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it didn't, it didn't spray, it 
didn't squirt it. 

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It just, it got compressed, but 
not hard enough or fast enough, 

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not hard enough or fast enough 
to actually like become 

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roadkill, right? 
It's not, these are not 

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roadkill. 
They are like they're like 

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pressed flowers. 
Instead, they're given some 

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gentle compression. 
They're definitely still a 

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relatively flat fossil, but 
they're not entirely like 

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thrash. 
Because even though I personally

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feel like looking at most of 
these fossils is kind of like a 

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Rorschach test, like there's 
just you're looking to see a 

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BLOB and I don't don't know how 
people interpret the blobs. 

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Yeah. 
But that would be so much worse 

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if these weren't preserved in 
clay. 

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The other thing is clay in and 
of itself can actually inhibit 

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bacterial growth. 
So it depends on the type of 

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clay. 
Different types of clay have 

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different properties, but clay 
can actually cause bacteria to 

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die. 
So that means you don't have 

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anything breaking down all of 
your fossil material. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, clay is. 

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Clay is great. 
So you've got clay and then 

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another pretty consistent 
feature with these Burgess Shale

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type deposits. 
So that's what they call because

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Burgess, I don't think it was 
necessarily first, but it was 

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the fanciest, right? 
It was the one that first got 

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really recognized. 
So everything's called Burgess 

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Shale type deposits. 
But with all of these deposits, 

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you have mud that is very, very 
limey. 

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And particularly you get like 
this top layer that has a lot of

449
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,560
calcium carbonate. 
And they think that that was 

450
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,000
just deposited from the water, 
but that it had to go pretty 

451
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,560
quickly. 
And if you put calcium carbonate

452
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:26,200
into your mud, it hardens it up 
quite a lot, which A, continues 

453
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,080
to prevent you from being 
squished and B, prevents anybody

454
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,680
from digging down to eat you. 
It also fills in the pore space,

455
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,400
which prevents more bacteria 
from getting into your body. 

456
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,760
So basically all of these things
were kind of working together in

457
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,760
order to ensure that these 
animals were really well 

458
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,720
preserved. 
But it's not just happening in 

459
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,720
one spot. 
It's happening in lots and lots 

460
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,760
and lots of spots. 
And so each site does have some 

461
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,480
kind of unique preservation 
qualities. 

462
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:59,280
Some of them, for example, have 
like really strong piratization,

463
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,880
so the mineral pyrite, fake 
gold. 

464
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,400
Some of them have mineral 
replacements. 

465
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,560
So they look a little bit golden
in certain Cambrian sites. 

466
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,840
Others have phosphatation, 
phosphosph, phosphate, lots of 

467
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,600
phosphate and it precipitates 
out and it preserves things. 

468
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,320
This is, I guess especially 
common in like arthropod guts. 

469
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,320
You get a lot of phosphate in 
there because there's phosphate 

470
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,200
kind of naturally existing in 
their guts. 

471
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,640
Although one paper I did read 
said that the mass balance 

472
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,120
equation didn't seem to work out
that there was more phosphate in

473
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,320
the arthropod guts than just 
would have occurred naturally. 

474
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,680
So mass balance equation isn't 
mass balancing for some reason. 

475
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:44,040
So still don't really know why 
you get so much phosphate. 

476
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,480
And these are guts. 
But yeah, fossils don't follow 

477
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,520
rules. 
So yeah, you get like this 

478
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,880
exceptional preservation. 
And I will say that one thing 

479
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,520
that originally was pretty 
strongly thought of throughout 

480
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,480
all of these places was OK, 
these have to be deposited 

481
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,880
without oxygen because if you 
have oxygen that feeds bacteria 

482
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,680
that are decomposed. 
So a good way of making sure you

483
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,360
preserve everything is to make 
something anoxic, make it not 

484
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,000
have oxygen. 
However, there's certain like 

485
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,040
elements, I guess that will kind
of vary depending on how much 

486
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,200
oxygen was in the water when 
they were preserved. 

487
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,200
And looking at those elements, 
some places, like I think 

488
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,840
Wheeler Formation in Utah was 
one of the ones have signs of 

489
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,880
like fluctuating oxygen levels. 
So sometimes they're anoxic, 

490
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,080
sometimes they have some oxygen,
but a lot of places, including 

491
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,280
bridges, don't really seem to 
have a no oxygen problem. 

492
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,520
So the way that they were being 
preserved doesn't seem to have 

493
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,240
been related to oxygen. 
Can you think of something else,

494
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,400
Amy, that preserves animals 
really well by preventing 

495
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,240
bacteria from growing in them, 
other than clay and oxygen? 

496
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,080
We have touched on a few of 
these things. 

497
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,240
I mean the dinosaurs hadn't 
evolved yet, so Hadrosaurs 

498
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,240
asshole is off the table. 
There's no no chance. 

499
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,560
They didn't need that big of a 
space anyways. 

500
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,800
It's just small, guys. 
Well let's see. 

501
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:16,120
Well you can have degassing 
events from lakes, volcanoes in 

502
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,640
general, gassing, or even 
ashfall. 

503
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,160
Those would be some of my 
guesses. 

504
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,720
Ashfall will be good for putting
silica into the water. 

505
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,840
It covers things up really 
quickly. 

506
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:30,800
But they think that at least in 
Burgess Shale there's another 

507
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,840
mineral. 
So in in the Burgess Shale rocks

508
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,800
they find this mineral called 
herring bone calcite, which 

509
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,800
herring bone is a beautiful 
pattern. 

510
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:45,680
And herring bone calcite is 
specifically caused by 

511
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,960
magnesium. 
High amounts of magnesium and 

512
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,760
magnesium is often found in 
brine seeps. 

513
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,560
So you know what a brine seep 
is. 

514
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,560
Something super salty? 
Please tell me it's something 

515
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,600
related to something dirty and 
filthy. 

516
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,920
It's certainly dirty and salty. 
They think that maybe part of 

517
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,520
the reason that the Burgess 
shales are so well preserved is 

518
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,680
these are basically fucking slug
jerky. 

519
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,520
Like, these are like they're 
brined. 

520
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,440
It's like salted pork, but, you 
know, salted jellyfish. 

521
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,720
It's somehow super. 
The salt has is now 

522
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,600
precipitating out and is like 
super super salty. 

523
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:29,080
Yeah, yeah. 
So there's some indications that

524
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,280
the ocean in general was more 
alkaline than it is today. 

525
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:36,960
So a little bit like more salty,
more basic, but they think 

526
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,880
specifically in places like 
Burgess. 

527
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,480
There was also this input of 
brine seeps and I could not find

528
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,480
this was a real adventure in 
deep geologic terms. 

529
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,560
Exactly. 
I could not find a great 

530
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,600
explanation of what these 
sources were. 

531
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,520
I found a couple that suggested 
that maybe this is coming from 

532
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,600
when you get salt water kind of 
subducting someplace or going 

533
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,480
underneath the continent. 
You can kind of, I guess super 

534
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,080
saturate it with salt and then 
if it gets super heated, it 

535
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,160
might come back up and you get 
like Hot Springs that are super 

536
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,920
salty underneath the water. 
So that was one thing that I 

537
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,320
read about but I didn't find, I 
thought. 

538
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,960
That sounds terrible. 
Yeah, I didn't find anything 

539
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,520
that was like, really obviously 
like, oh, yes, we have a spring 

540
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,800
of deeply salty water that is 
coming here. 

541
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,960
And I will say that in general, 
geologists who are writing about

542
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,120
the Cambrian, I'm gonna need you
to do more drawings. 

543
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,400
OK? 
I'm gonna need you to stop 

544
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,600
assuming that anybody knows what
the hell you're talking about 

545
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,160
when you just say the word brine
seep or my current favorite, mud

546
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,880
mound. 
Yeah, mud mound. 

547
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,560
Do you have any idea how long I 
had to fucking look that one up 

548
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,000
for? 
Like, that is such a generic ass

549
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,440
term that that was really hard 
to find. 

550
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:58,800
It's Stromatolites 1 mud mound. 
Just say that right, Which is 

551
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,080
like more. 
Complicated. 

552
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,640
In some ways. 
Exactly. 

553
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,360
It's like a mound of like dirt 
that was also produced by 

554
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,800
stromatolites and thrombolytes 
and like bacterial mats. 

555
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,760
So it's like bacteria, mounds of
mud that kind of go up above the

556
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,400
water surface. 
But it was very hard to figure 

557
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,360
that out, I will say. 
So, yeah, Brian seeps creating 

558
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:26,160
some slug jerky, creating just 
like nasty salty things that are

559
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,440
already trapped in clay that is 
hardening really, really 

560
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,720
rapidly. 
And all of those things seem to 

561
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,880
work together really hard for 
the Burgess Shale in particular.

562
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,160
In a lot of other places, they 
think it was probably more, 

563
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,120
maybe there were some salt 
impacts. 

564
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,080
Some of them are oxygen. 
But yeah, herring bone calcite 

565
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,840
was a cool one. 
That was the coolest, that there

566
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,280
were other minerals in that 
paper, but herring bone calcite 

567
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,360
sounded really cool. 
They didn't have a great picture

568
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,560
of it, but it sounded really 
cool. 

569
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,680
Sounds like they didn't have 
shit for images. 

570
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,320
But we forgive you, geologists, 
because we love you. 

571
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:03,360
I was like, we have to. 
That's why we just have to make 

572
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:07,480
sure we have a choice. 
I I feel you, though. 

573
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,760
I, you know, one of the things 
that sparked my curiosity again 

574
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,840
on Burgess Shale was like, oh 
man, like I've really, I got to 

575
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,720
write about it for my little 
children's book project. 

576
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,720
And I too, you know, because we 
wanted to have like mode of 

577
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,320
preservation and like, how did 
they get, how did the fossil? 

578
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:31,160
It was really fucking hard to 
find any direct, like a recent 

579
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:34,120
or like easy to interpret and 
like, I have a geology degree. 

580
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,360
I feel like I shouldn't have for
a site that was as that is as 

581
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,240
famous as it is. 
I was pretty shocked that maybe 

582
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,160
we're feeling the same vibe here
on Yeah. 

583
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,640
I just was a little surprised 
by, yeah, the lack of kind of 

584
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,040
like synthesis divers or 
oversight things. 

585
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,400
And yeah, it was really dense. 
Yeah. 

586
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,720
You know what? 
Which is great. 

587
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,840
You all have your expertise. 
Enjoy reading all of the 

588
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,680
terminology of my Omamaya 
dentition paper. 

589
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,080
Enjoy that you know you, but you
don't. 

590
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,720
You provide pictures. 
I did, I did, I did. 

591
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,920
You still have to know what a 
hyperflexit is, but you know, 

592
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,040
like that's all right, You can 
figure it out. 

593
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,800
Because there's at least there's
a picture, there's. 

594
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,120
A picture. 
So you know, I I'm right. 

595
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,480
I'm right there with you. 
For such a famous site, it's 

596
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,080
surprisingly not well known in a
lot of ways. 

597
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,560
Like I was helping out with 
this, like we're getting ready 

598
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,360
for our Dino Ridge quiz bowl, 
which happens every fall. 

599
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,840
And we had this one question 
that we were trying to rework 

600
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,600
work for the kiddos. 
And it was something around like

601
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,520
an an example of like a well 
preserved site. 

602
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,600
And they were arguing about just
how to say it. 

603
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,360
And I was like, oh, well, could 
we say like the Burgess Shale is

604
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,920
an example of one of these 
sites? 

605
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:44,520
And they all looked at me 
blankly and I was like, oh, OK, 

606
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,239
I assume that. 
Burgess Shale. 

607
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,120
Burgess is more well known than 
it is. 

608
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:54,400
And then when Kelly and I did 
our road trip from Alaska to 

609
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,160
Austin, TX for Graduate School 
in 2014, teen, we went through 

610
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,120
the Canadian Rockies. 
It was beautiful. 

611
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,720
And we stopped at Yoho National 
Park and I was like, cool, how 

612
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,880
do I get to the quarry? 
How do I see the Burgess Shale 

613
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,560
fossils? 
And they were like, oh, you have

614
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,360
to reserve a spot on a tour like
months in advance. 

615
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,880
And oh, by the way, that we did 
that. 

616
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:22,200
Well, then I I I successfully 
tried twice, twice. 

617
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,800
Yeah. 
The Rangers, at least one of 

618
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,760
those times was super friendly 
and was like, no, we would love 

619
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,920
to have you on one of these 
hikes, but you can't just show 

620
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:35,960
up and expect to be able to go. 
And so then I looked at a map 

621
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,840
and was like, well, I know where
the quarry is, so I'm just going

622
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,600
to hike the other side of this 
mountain where there isn't where

623
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,880
you're not really supposed to. 
And the rocks are totally 

624
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,120
different, by the way. 
So I dragged Kelly up this 

625
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,640
fucking mountain like it was 
dusk. 

626
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,240
By the time we got off this 
mountain. 

627
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,520
I shouldn't tell the whole story
about what happened to my poor 

628
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,200
partners Tum Tum. 
But he didn't love that hike. 

629
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,360
He still, he still talks about 
that hike like how fucking dare 

630
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,240
you? 
10 years ago, you remember? 

631
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,080
But then we got to swim in this 
beautiful lake. 

632
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,520
I think it's Emerald Lake right 
there. 

633
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,120
And it was like gorgeous. 
And then we met up with these a 

634
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,960
mate like we just happened to 
have a great human interaction 

635
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,560
with these local Canadians who 
were very generous with helping 

636
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,040
us with the problem that we were
having after a shitty day. 

637
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,640
No pun intended. 
Sorry dear. 

638
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,240
It was we did not successfully 
make it to fucking anything with

639
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,400
the fossil. 
I guess that was my point is you

640
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,080
really do. 
As someone who kind of tried to 

641
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,280
poach the quarry, I wasn't going
to take anything, but I was 

642
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,120
trying to hike there 
unauthorized. 

643
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,280
Oh my God, is this going to get 
me in trouble? 

644
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,760
Anyway, I didn't succeed. 
I totally fucking failed. 

645
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,240
You can't do it. 
I'm just, I want to do it the 

646
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,640
legal way. 
But it's very funny because then

647
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,840
I have, I've just found this 
book, Wonderful Life as Stephen 

648
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,720
Jay Gould. 
And I open it up and there's a 

649
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:56,480
fucking brochure in it from Yoho
National Park about hiking to 

650
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,000
the Burgess Shale with a receipt
from a Missoula, Mt bookstore 

651
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,640
like in 2014. 
So I then went to a bookstore, 

652
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,160
bought this book. 
It's like on a mission, and I've

653
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:13,360
totally forgotten most of it 
except for some of these really,

654
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,920
really cool organisms. 
And another one that is super 

655
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,920
bizarro is Opabinia. 
Have you seen Opabinia before? 

656
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,680
Yeah, I've you. 
Of course you love a impression.

657
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,120
Oh, yeah. 
OK. 

658
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,440
Well, I don't have an. 
I don't have enough eyeballs. 

659
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,680
OK, we're going to do like. 
Make it work. 

660
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:36,880
OK. 
Yeah. 

661
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,040
It's kind of like a like a star 
nosed mole meets an elephant. 

662
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,680
I like it longer. 
Longer. 

663
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,120
Longer This is the one I I I 
fucked up. 

664
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,720
I guess this is the one that 
because it doesn't have jointed 

665
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,920
legs that it's somehow not a 
true arthropod. 

666
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,920
But it's like a super basil like
one of the earliest, if not the 

667
00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,160
earliest arthropod or you know, 
stem weirdo arthropod. 

668
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,040
It's yeah, it is very ancient 
and that's why it doesn't look 

669
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,960
like anything else. 
It doesn't seem to act like 

670
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,720
anything else. 
It seems to be an Organism that 

671
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,280
is now on. 
It's like a part of a a weird 

672
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,000
stem arthropod group that now is
totally extinct. 

673
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:19,840
But it is a stop another soft 
bodied animal, maybe about 7 in 

674
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,960
seven 7 centimeters long. 
So it had like flaps where it 

675
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,960
could kind of like fly a little 
bit, kind of like the 

676
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,720
Anomalocaris. 
And then it had Five Eyes and 

677
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:35,200
then it had a trunk proboscis 
that is compared to a vacuum 

678
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,440
cleaner hose. 
Like it was jointed like a 

679
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,560
vacuum. 
And it had like fucking claws at

680
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,600
the end of that vacuum cleaner 
nose trunk. 

681
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,040
And it would have used that 
proboscis to seek out small soft

682
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,600
food. 
And it would have. 

683
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,440
Yeah. 
And it literally had a turn like

684
00:38:55,440 --> 00:39:01,320
at the end of it was like 5 
spines and just so weird and so 

685
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,520
different from anything around 
today that we still don't really

686
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,560
truly, truly. 
And it's also one of the ones 

687
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,440
that's super rare. 
Like I said, the jellies like we

688
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,680
have like 200 jellies. 
I was reading that of like well 

689
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,320
preserved, like entire Opabinia 
fossils. 

690
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,000
There's only a handful. 
So they're a lot more rare in 

691
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,320
occurrence than some of. 
The sense, right, Because 

692
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:26,440
they're swimming, they're not. 
Anything that was on the ground 

693
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,480
is a lot more likely to be 
preserved for reasons we'll 

694
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,880
discuss in a second, but 
anything that's swimming is a 

695
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,440
lot less likely. 
It's like, you know, bats. 

696
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,080
Bats aren't easily fossilized, 
but rats are easier. 

697
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,920
Yeah, that's a good point. 
And that also kind of goes in 

698
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,040
with the whole Anomalocaris 
debate was that they couldn't 

699
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,040
wrap their heads around this 
idea that the Organism was 

700
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,040
broken up into multiple pieces 
because so many of the others 

701
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,680
were whole bodied. 
And I do wonder if that's a 

702
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,560
different and niche space and 
the ecosystem again that yes, 

703
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,760
well, maybe the ones that are 
already been thick on the ground

704
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,440
are going to be easier to 
complete. 

705
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,640
But Anomalo Keras maybe was 
ripped apart or whatever by 

706
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,320
another Anomalo Keras, I'm sure.
Yeah. 

707
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:13,480
And then of course, I've saved 
the best of all of. 

708
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,360
Of the Burgess Shale animals for
last. 

709
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,120
Because it's fucking weird. 
It should be one of our mini 

710
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,360
mascots of the show. 
And that is our friend 

711
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:28,280
Hallucinogenia. 
Yes, Hallucinogenia. 

712
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,200
It literally looks like a 
kitchen scrub brush. 

713
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,960
Like, very much so. 
I've been cleaning a lot of baby

714
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,240
bottles. 
So when I saw some of the 

715
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,360
pictures, I was like, yeah, 
yeah, I would. 

716
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,480
That would work really great to 
clean clean some bottles. 

717
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,120
OPA Benia was probably just 
using that to like, clean out 

718
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:59,480
its snoot. 
Just deep. 

719
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,440
Throating I mean, it has one of 
the best names. 

720
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,280
It is a really not not only is 
it a fascinating creature it to 

721
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,200
like the Anomalocaris. 
So it's just a bizarro story. 

722
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,000
Essentially, though, it is this 
long tube of an animal. 

723
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,040
You know, it can maybe get about
two inches long, but usually 

724
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,720
it's more around like an inch or
so long tubular. 

725
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,520
And it's got 10 up to 10 pairs 
of these little slender legs. 

726
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,520
And then the first couple of 
pairs of legs are they're 

727
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,120
featureless and the other ones 
terminate with fucking claws. 

728
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:40,120
However, they also have spikes 
off of their back that are 

729
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,080
thought to be used for 
predation. 

730
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:46,840
But when the first scientists 
were describing hallucinogenia 

731
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,080
back in the 1970s, they 
interpreted the spikes on the 

732
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:55,000
back to actually be, they're 
like legs. 

733
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,720
And that they're, instead of 
them being feet, they were more 

734
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:03,120
like tentacles that would maybe 
be used to grasp at prey. 

735
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:08,360
And it's what's really funny is 
that the guy who named this, of 

736
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,960
course, what is his name? 
Conway. 

737
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,880
Conway, Morris. 
Charles. 

738
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,280
Would just this one's Conway, 
this one is Buddy Conway. 

739
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,360
This is later, yes, but still 
strong with that. 

740
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,480
So some of the like in that 
case, some of the tentacles 

741
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,440
wouldn't be able to get to the 
high like supposed head. 

742
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,440
And so then it was either like 
this network of like a train 

743
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,600
kind of network of things to 
funnel things into the mouth. 

744
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,960
Or he also proposed that maybe 
each of the tube feet had a 

745
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:43,640
stomach on the feet and could 
just like from the different. 

746
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,960
I mean, all of this is wrong. 
All of this is wrong. 

747
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,840
They're trying to. 
Wrap their heads around how it 

748
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,280
could have tube feet that 
weren't able to actually reach 

749
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,000
the mouth and I'm like talk to T
Rex. 

750
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,840
I don't know fucking figured it 
out so anyway and they thought 

751
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,680
that it was right like obviously
they're like well it wouldn't 

752
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,920
have been very good at moving 
around because it had straight 

753
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,200
spines for legs. 
So we guessed it just used those

754
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:13,280
to sit in the mud and just kind 
of be there while they tried to 

755
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,120
catch things. 
And it just turns out that they 

756
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:20,600
had the animal upside down like 
Long story short as it. 

757
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,360
Actually is make that much more 
sense, right? 

758
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,520
Like hallucinogenia is so very 
weird. 

759
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,600
But yeah. 
It's so weird. 

760
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,720
And so he and that's why he 
named it Hallucinogenia. 

761
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,040
So yeah, it's Simon Conway 
Morris and he named 

762
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:39,040
Hallucinogenia because of the 
bizarre and dreamlike appearance

763
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,160
of the animal. 
So I mean, this is the 1970s. 

764
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,480
He's like listening to Lucy in 
the Sky with diamonds and 

765
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,240
fucking writing about 
Hallucinogenia. 

766
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:50,640
I mean, what else was he up to? 
We all know just. 

767
00:43:50,680 --> 00:44:00,120
Doing Rocky Mountains in 10. 
Miles Oh God, yeah. 

768
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,360
It sounds like it's a fucking 
grueling hike too. 

769
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,560
So sounds like a bit of a bit of
a rough time. 

770
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:08,760
So I was just going to go over a
little bit of the various 

771
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,840
interpretations of 
hallucinogenia over the years, 

772
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,320
which was at first it was like, 
hey, there's this kind of BLOB 

773
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,440
thing on one end. 
Obviously the head, obviously it

774
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,880
walks on these spines and those 
legs. 

775
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:26,360
Nope, those are tentacles with 
direct, with the Direct Line to 

776
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,880
the stomach. 
You know, I don't know how 

777
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,720
that's parsimonious here. 
I don't know how that was the 

778
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,960
simplest explanation. 
And then, OK, like the early 

779
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,200
90s, they're like, no, you have 
it upside down. 

780
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,160
But then they put the head on 
the wrong and the part that 

781
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:44,000
quote UN quote, decay fluids, 
which I love that take for a 

782
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,600
butthole. 
And then finally they realized 

783
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,920
that it was actually the 
elongated and that was the head.

784
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,520
And eventually in 2015, they 
finally were able to identify 

785
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,160
eyeballs on on that part and I 
and confirm, in fact, that it 

786
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,960
was that that's the OR like 
that's where its eyes and its 

787
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,520
head would be. 
Yeah. 

788
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,000
Like, I think you already said 
this phrase. 

789
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,360
I was not familiar with the 
group of animals known as 

790
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,680
lobopodians. 
Lobopodians. 

791
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,800
Lobopodians. 
I love saying it, though. 

792
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,200
Love, love it. 
Did you know, did you know that 

793
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,840
that means bluntfoot? 
And do you know that I don't 

794
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,280
have the maturity to read that 
without? 

795
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,080
No, I didn't know that. 
I mean, I knew that you don't 

796
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,560
have the maturity to read 
Bluntfoot without like 

797
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,640
immediately thinking of some 
jokes, but like, yeah, I did not

798
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,280
know that, that I, I literally 
came across the term Lumopodian 

799
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:44,200
like 2 days ago. 
So yeah, hadn't explored the 

800
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,880
meaning at all. 
That's fun. 

801
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,680
I I I have discovered Snoop 
Dogg's favorite fossil 

802
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,920
bluntfoot. 
You know, like this is. 

803
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,000
I mean, bloodfoot 
hallucinogenia, yeah. 

804
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,400
Like these are, these are 
animals that are just drugs. 

805
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,120
These are just drugs, yeah. 
Yes, which is why paleontology 

806
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,800
is so freaking fun. 
I mean, there's the kid friendly

807
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,120
stuff and then there's all the 
drug references. 

808
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,640
I don't think that's what they 
were intending. 

809
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:16,040
I don't think that someone back 
in the early 1900s interpreted 

810
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,120
thought that I was going to 
interpret this as a total 

811
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,080
cannabis reference. 
But so it goes. 

812
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,240
So it goes. 
And so yeah, they are these 

813
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:30,440
lobopodians, which are pan 
arthrans or pan arthropodians. 

814
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,040
Like that's what the right is, 
not Arthrans and pan arthropods 

815
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,400
include all modern day 
arthropods, tardigrades and 

816
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:44,120
velvet worms today and are the 
group and lobopodians are the 

817
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:48,880
group hypothesized to be the 
ancestor to modern true 

818
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:54,560
arthropods, which are now like 
the most numerous group on on 

819
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,400
the planet. 
Yes. 

820
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,640
So it is a it's got a long 
history. 

821
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,640
It was really, really. 
Yeah. 

822
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,280
So now they're the studies now 
with hallucinogenia are looking 

823
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,520
at, you know, how all of these 
characteristics that's insects 

824
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,400
and spiders and crustaceans and 
all of these organisms have, we 

825
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,280
can all be tied back to 
organisms like hallucinogenia 

826
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,600
that we don't understand. 
And I really enjoyed the paper 

827
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,560
or the blog that called them 
walking Cactus. 

828
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,280
I thought that was a pretty 
perfect. 

829
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,960
That is a pretty perfect name. 
I like that. 

830
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,480
Yeah, And that's, you know, that
was, I guess the point that I 

831
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,960
was trying to make with some of 
my segments here is A, Burgess 

832
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,600
Shale, really cool, rapid 
diversification of life. 

833
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,560
B, we see the beginnings of the 
animals and organisms that we 

834
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,120
have around us today. 
And C, we also see shit that's 

835
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,200
like, what the fuck is this? 
Because it's 500 million years 

836
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,400
old and it doesn't have any ties
to anything today. 

837
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,560
And it'd kind of be weird if it 
all did like, no things, things 

838
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,320
go extinct. 
So it's just really cool. 

839
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,960
There's just so many different 
things to get super curious 

840
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,360
about. 
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841
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,480
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857
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,600
it's almost like you cut Amy off
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858
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,440
I sure did, and that is because 
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862
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