1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,800 It's me, your host Zach Newey Towers, looking sexier than ever 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:07,720 if I do say so myself. I just wanted to let you know 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,600 real quick that I am going on tour and I'd love to see you at 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,640 a live show. So real quick I'll be in San 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:18,400 Diego, CA May 22nd, Raleigh, NC June 16th, Charlotte, NC, June 6 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,080 17th San Francisco. I'll be at the Punchline all 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,640 weekend June 25th, 26th and 27th. 8 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,560 London is August 1st, Philadelphia September 23rd, St. 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,760 Louis September 24th, Portland, OR in October 15th. 10 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:36,120 Also, my special is fully out and available to watch for free 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,680 on YouTube on the Purse First Studios channel. 12 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,040 It's called Twink Death and I think it's very good. 13 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:46,160 I'd love for you to like, comment, share if you can. 14 00:00:46,360 --> 00:01:13,720 Anyway, enjoy the episode. It's Teacher Appreciation Week 15 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:18,480 and I of course volunteered to like not be the room mom, but be 16 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,840 like the room mom assistant. What's that even look like? 17 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,560 Is it like getting cupcakes and? It's like, yeah, lots. 18 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,280 It's like stuff every day. But it's crazy because the mom 19 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,920 who's running it is a teacher and I'm like. 20 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,080 At the school. Or a different school and I'm 21 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,560 like you shouldn't have to be doing this, but I don't have 22 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:35,960 any. Looks like a conflict of 23 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,080 interest. Yeah, so, but like, I guess 24 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,840 she's like knowing she knows what the she knows what the 25 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,880 teachers want. Megan Gailey. 26 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,720 Teacher Appreciation Week. Drama, you know, we as a young 27 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,680 mom, yeah. Mom of young children, I realize 28 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,080 how I. You're a young mom. 29 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,040 Not young. You're a child bride of sorts, 30 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,680 my children. Are young and I am old. 31 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:04,080 No, it's not true. Is there like crazy drama 32 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:10,639 amongst the Mamas? So my son has I have two sons. 33 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,440 The one has not gone to school yet. 34 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:18,760 He's only 10 months and so like he, he has no drama in his life. 35 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,560 Everyone loves him is. He a good baby. 36 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:27,440 He is he's such a he is such a good baby, like a lot of like 37 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:31,160 issues. So he's so good and it's not his 38 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,960 fault, but I am like, if you had been first, it would have been, 39 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,280 it may have only been you. Wow, you're like. 40 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,480 Never again. No, and he's, he's genuinely so, 41 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,080 so, so good and so sweet. But he had to spend an extra 42 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,760 week in the hospital 'cause he just like went on a hunger 43 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:50,040 strike and and then he has been in the ICU. 44 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:55,040 Since Oh my God, that must be and levels of cortisol you 45 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,560 didn't know were possible. I am not well. 46 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:01,080 I am not well. It's like I need like a giant 47 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,000 like shirt that says I have postpartum depression. 48 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,400 Oh my God, and my baby's a real drama queen. 49 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:11,800 Yeah, he's anaphylactic to eggs, which it's like, Sir, yeah. 50 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,840 So we're bind stuff together. We're sorting through that. 51 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:19,440 He has asthma, which is like it's very early to diagnose, 52 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,200 very, very early. And then he also has really bad 53 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,040 eczema. Oh my God. 54 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,200 And those three things go together. 55 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,720 That's a in in triple threat. It is. 56 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,760 And so, like, at first it was just the eczema and then they 57 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,040 were like, once the other they were like, he's gonna have all 58 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,120 three. So wait, you didn't find out 59 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,040 about the egg thing 'cause you put an egg in his mouth? 60 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,120 Yes, I did. Oh, you did. 61 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,000 Yes, I did. Oh my God. 62 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,920 And there's a lot of, like, fear around, like giving your kids 63 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,800 food. Like, sometimes people will 64 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,240 like, drive and sit in the hospital parking lot when their 65 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,400 kids, like, try peanut butter or something. 66 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,480 So my husband is anaphylactic to all seafood. 67 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,360 Oh. My and you knew this before you 68 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:04,480 married him. I did. 69 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 Wow, I did. Do you like seafood a lot? 70 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,760 It's. My number one favorite food, 71 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,920 Really. I love lobster. 72 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,240 I used to have a joke about how much I love lobster. 73 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,720 I made us have sea bass at our wedding. 74 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,360 We have you. There was a turf, there was a 75 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,640 serve and a turf. Of course, and a veg probably. 76 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:24,640 Of course, it was family style, so he didn't even have to like 77 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,520 engage it, but it was just like, yeah, I'm not going to have 78 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,680 seafood at my wedding. I'm not not going to have my 79 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,520 wedding like. Have you engaged with like a 80 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,840 lobster town of any sort where you go and it's like lobster on 81 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:43,000 a stick, fried lobster, lobster. So the way you're describing it 82 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,960 sounds high end and and the way that I've engaged with it is at 83 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,280 like a fair. That that counts, honestly. 84 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,920 So I've had, I've had a lobster corn dog at, I believe like 85 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:59,080 mermaid in in in New York raising a corn dog recently. 86 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,880 A an old A A a classic a classic. 87 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,120 Corn dog. You know who the number one 88 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,640 lover of corn dogs in the world is? 89 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,720 Who? Reba McEntire that tricks out. 90 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,720 Reba has all these pictures of her, like, you know, that smile 91 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,120 she does like, like there's that. 92 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,880 Shit eating grin. Yes, there's a picture of her on 93 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,720 a private plane. Like got my corn dog. 94 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,160 That is crazy. She loves corn dogs. 95 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,560 I love corn dogs. I had a corn dog last week from 96 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,960 Culver's. Is that a solid place to get 97 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,280 one? Oh yeah, Have you never been to 98 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,800 a Culver's? I don't think so. 99 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,520 It's like, where are you geographically from? 100 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,200 From Saint Louis went to IU. Wow. 101 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,280 OK, we have beef. No, I. 102 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,040 Thought you went to Purdue. Yeah, I went to. 103 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,400 Purdue. Wow, your your campus smelled 104 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,560 like manure. Oh, Purdue is. 105 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,080 Like routinely about it. Like ugliest, grossest campus. 106 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,680 It sounds cute though. Purdue. 107 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,120 And then I was just there like, well, I guess I'm a 10. 108 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:57,280 I guess I'm the hottest man. We also have there's tons of 109 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:02,840 gorgeous floral trees on the campus and the flowers smell 110 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,120 like cum and then sometimes they smell like pussy. 111 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,320 Me not knowing. And I'm like, what is we gotta 112 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,800 get a horticulturist out here to explain. 113 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,160 They're the horniest trees in North America. 114 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,560 So sometimes you walk out and you're getting the manure. 115 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:22,680 And I do believe, remember when Wow chips. 116 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,880 Oh yeah, with with anal leakage, right. 117 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,600 And I was. They didn't, they didn't do a 118 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,880 number on me, me neither. So I was just like, I think we 119 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:35,160 need to keep making them whatever the like product was 120 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,200 that was doing that was made in the town where Purdue is too. 121 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:42,840 So you've got like that smell. You've got you're saying manure. 122 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,120 I, I don't know that maybe I just became immune to it. 123 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:49,160 And then you've got this sort of like cum and like pussy, pussy 124 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:53,560 smell. Wow, you grew up so privileged. 125 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,160 I I just, I love it. Wow. 126 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,000 And when I walked in here, I was like, it smells so good. 127 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:06,600 Oh, no, no, no, I don't know. No, it definitely like bothered 128 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:10,080 me. Yeah, the smell is gross, but 129 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,080 then you. I mean, my sophomore year, my 130 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,160 second semester freshman year, you're probably like, that's 131 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,960 what it smells like. My rental car, I got into it and 132 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,560 I was like you. Have a rental car right now? 133 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,040 I have a rental car. I haven't been in LA. 134 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,200 I've been in Indy for 10 months. Oh my God, that's a. 135 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,120 Year, but I'm coming back. Oh, you are. 136 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,080 I'll be back full time in August. 137 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:34,400 OK wait and I want to push your special before any either of us 138 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,840 forgets. Let's just yell our special 139 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,600 names at each other. Can you send some of the twinks 140 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,760 to me? Yeah. 141 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,920 Send some of the twinks to me, I'll send some of the drunk. 142 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,400 We both have YouTube specials. Twink death obviously. 143 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,320 Live for my. Live for my driveway. 144 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,600 So funny. Thank you consistently are one 145 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,280 of my favorite. You're a comic and I literally 146 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:58,600 don't say this, that if you're on stage or like I'm going into 147 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,840 the room to watch. Do you know what I mean that? 148 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,360 Means a lot to me. Well, yeah, 'cause some people 149 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,560 are leaving the room, so I need people. 150 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,880 Coming in, they're misogynists. I need people coming in. 151 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,880 What was the experience of doing your special? 152 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,240 What was the AN? Apologies if you've said this a 153 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,760 million times in different places. 154 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,400 What was like the where'd it come from though? 155 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,880 What was the organic thing of doing it from your driveway? 156 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:25,760 So I wanted to film a special pregnant in my first pregnancy 157 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:30,520 and I wanted to do 30 minutes pregnant 30 minutes after the 158 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:36,640 baby and I was pregnant like tail end of lots of COVID like 159 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,440 protocols. And then, oh, is it Omicronic? 160 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:44,400 Some, some strands resurfaced. Yeah. 161 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,680 And my, and my doctor was like, yeah, you just can't really like 162 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,880 be out doing your term of stand up 8 months pregnant. 163 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,560 Well, there's a global pandemic and I'm like. 164 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh, you're telling my dad? OK, rude. 165 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,200 And then Rosebud did like an she didn't take it from me. 166 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,480 They were these were separate thoughts. 167 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,880 They they were the version that I wanted to do was different it. 168 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,960 And so it just sort of was like, OK, so I'm not going to do that. 169 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,400 And so I did want to do it pregnant. 170 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,960 And the reason is because I was like, if I do not film it 171 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,320 pregnant, then I'm never going to film it. 172 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,840 Yeah, 'cause it's. Oh, it's like having to do with. 173 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,280 I just was like this after you have a baby, you're not just 174 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,360 like, well, back to. Right back to the mill, I think 175 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,560 about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 176 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,640 But like. Not to. 177 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,800 You're tired. I forget word like your baby. 178 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,760 Basic words all the time. Like you're just not sharp. 179 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,160 You're not at your best and Happy Mother's Day. 180 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:45,240 So I was like, I got to do it. I was. 181 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:49,880 I wanted to do it outside because I love outdoor shows. 182 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,160 Really. I love for that. 183 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,280 Wait. Really I. 184 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,040 Love them. What about them, 'cause I in my 185 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,160 head, I'm like, people hate them. 186 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,160 Yeah, I'm like, uh oh. I love zoom shows. 187 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:03,880 Oh, get the fuck out of here I. Would still be doing zoom shows 188 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,640 if I could. What I did appreciate about Zoom 189 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,200 was I'll never forget the first Zoom show I did in the pandemic. 190 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,280 They've been owe me $90.00 after and I went You get money during 191 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,320 stand up comedy you. Didn't even have to leave your 192 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,720 home. Crazy. 193 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,160 Well, in LA we're conditioned to get $10 and a drink ticket. 194 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,520 Yeah, if that. If so, then to get $90.00 from 195 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,760 being pantsless like. I would spend, I would do some 196 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,280 laying in bed, like I would be propped up in my bed and people 197 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:35,120 could tell it wasn't like, oh, I was like, I was just like, hello 198 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,560 alt. Showcase. 199 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,080 I remember towards the end it got a little eerie that it was 200 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:43,680 like sometimes almost no cameras were on so it was just me 201 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:49,440 delivering jokes into the void. And what I realized about myself 202 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,040 during that time was I'm fine with that. 203 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,160 This is like, I know this is funny, yeah. 204 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,720 I, well, I just, I like, I tell people I'm like, I learned. 205 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:01,560 I didn't need to hear laughter. I just needed a space to yell 206 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,240 like the laughter is like so. Secondary to me. 207 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,600 So funny. Like I'm like, oh, will I bomb 208 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,560 in my bed? Yeah, y'all bomb in my bed. 209 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:16,160 But also you could not be around more like comfort that you know, 210 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:20,760 So it's like lowest stakes. I think also for me, there's an 211 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:26,480 element of like it's not being and, and, and I think for gay 212 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,720 men, this exists too. Like being out in the world is 213 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,800 scary. Being out in the world at night 214 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,040 is scary. Travelling is scary, driving is 215 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,760 like, there are so many situations I have put myself in 216 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,960 over the course of my career that I'm like, I actually 217 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:45,680 probably should be dead for sure crazy things. 218 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:53,160 And so you take that element totally out and that is like, so 219 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,600 that takes so much anxiety out of it for me. 220 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,080 So it's like, yeah, OK. Are there less laughs? 221 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,880 Yeah. And I is like a man. 222 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,040 I don't even think is funny. Not gonna grab my pussy. 223 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,560 Great. I'll, you know, like, like when 224 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,160 I heard grabbing by the pussy, I was like, Oh yeah, a terrible 225 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,240 comedian did that to me at like a riverboat show in Kentucky. 226 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,920 Like I have been grabbed by the pussy by SO. 227 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:17,640 That's by funny losers. So it's like, yeah. 228 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,240 I'll be on Zoom. It's even like even in. 229 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:25,040 Green rooms because this happens to only a gay guy, only a girl, 230 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:29,480 rest straight comics and they're just throwing it up and you're 231 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,400 just sitting on the other side of the room, kind of like 232 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,040 looking in your notebook and just doesn't. 233 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,440 It's not a fun environment. Half the time was like waiting 234 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,080 to do my set. And I, I like sports. 235 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,040 So like, I can talk to evil people. 236 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,880 You know, we'll find some sort of like the draft, you know, 237 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:52,080 like, and maybe that was born out of like, feeling like I have 238 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,240 to have something to talk to these people about. 239 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,520 Have you always liked sports, though? 240 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,080 Yeah. Have you? 241 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,680 OK because it is a sex podcast. Do you have any like athlete 242 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,760 crushes? Yeah. 243 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,520 Oh, OK yeah. Is that part of it too? 244 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,360 The. Number one, people I'm attracted 245 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,360 to. Really. 246 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,280 Oh yeah. Any sport specific? 247 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:15,080 So hey Otani, does he? Does he watch and listen? 248 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,080 Yeah, he's the tower bottom. He totally. 249 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,200 Wow. OK, well, you know, he's 250 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,840 actually verse 'cause he does both. 251 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,560 He pitches and hits. Is that what's called verse? 252 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,800 Yeah. OK, catches and catches and 253 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,720 pitches so. He is like kind of. 254 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,720 Is that is that common in? No, no, no, no. 255 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,920 It's so it's he is, he will probably. 256 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,480 This is baseball. This is baseball. 257 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,640 He is on the Dodgers. He is a six foot 3 Japanese 258 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:50,400 Disney Prince Who is the best pitcher and the best hitter? 259 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,360 That's crazy. Could you imagine someone being 260 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,120 the best top and the best bottom? 261 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,400 I mean, they they are out there. Wow. 262 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,560 But but it is rare. It is rare. 263 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,440 OK, OK, but. It is rare. 264 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,240 Also, they deserve to be celebrated. 265 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,600 Do you remember watching? Baseball games when you were a 266 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,120 kid and you're like, look at these old men. 267 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,840 Yeah. And then now I'm like, oh, 268 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:14,360 they're letting 17 year olds play professional sports. 269 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:18,240 It's very actually I have a joke about this on my special Oh. 270 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:22,160 OK, I'm just. Feeling about how now I have to 271 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,600 be attracted to the coaches cause I've aged out. 272 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:32,960 Of like you have a child you are a MILF whether you want to be or 273 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,360 not, no. So like, I'll see a coordinator, 274 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,480 I'll see a man with a tablet and go, OK, what's going on with 275 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,040 him? Because yeah, the athletes who 276 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,640 are like, my husband will be like, look at this guy. 277 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,520 He's cool. I'm like, he's cute. 278 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,240 And he's like Megan, he's 20. And I'm like. 279 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,320 So scary. So I am sexually. 280 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,560 Attracted to a lot of the coaches. 281 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,160 Also, if he if if a player came at me in my DMS and I welcome 282 00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:00,120 you to please, I'm not turning down a professional athlete of 283 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,120 legal age. If he's 20, I will give it a go. 284 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,160 I'll give it a go of. Course I was at NBA All Star 285 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:12,320 weekend like 2 years ago. What's an All Star weekend look 286 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,560 like? Is that showcasing or is that a 287 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,200 game? So it's different for each 288 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:18,920 league. OK. 289 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,440 The NFL there's is called the Pro Bowl and they used to play a 290 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,200 game and it used to be in Hawaii and now they just do like 291 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,760 little. Like now they just do little 292 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,480 obstacle courses in Orlando really. 293 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,680 Is like training activities sort of. 294 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:38,320 Or look how hard I can throw. People were getting hurt in it 295 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,280 and then like. Like we can't lose a player over 296 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,240 a frivolous game. Yes. 297 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,320 And so then they were like, let's just have like, let's just 298 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,200 put on bucket hats and see who can throw it the farthest. 299 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,120 And like, it's cute. It is cute. 300 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,680 To go from Hawaii to Orlando is jarring. 301 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,680 Tough. Yeah. 302 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:01,280 But I went to the Pro Bowl one year too. 303 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:06,720 And it's like fans go and they all I would describe as seen 304 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,880 touched by an Angel. Oh, really interesting. 305 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,080 If you talk to someone, they're like, I'm going to the Pro Bowl, 306 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,280 like for fun. I don't. 307 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,600 I wouldn't let them like drive you. 308 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,960 Oh, interesting. They're like a little salt of 309 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:25,000 the earth off and it's because they're so into. 310 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,800 It I don't even know why you would go. 311 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,760 OK, I don't even know why you would go. 312 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,200 If they were like scantily clad I would go like if they were in 313 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,800 like loose fitting basketball shorts and tank tops. 314 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,400 They're wearing like short shorts now. 315 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,480 I love short shorts shirts. Off and they're doing yeah funny 316 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,200 funny cute little challenges OK some people like it are there 317 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:51,000 any pro athlete guys like killing it on TikTok yes NBA 318 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,680 there was a guy. I feel like there was an 319 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,200 Olympian boy who was really going hard on TikTok. 320 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,320 The Olympians are yeah, because they have like, you know, 321 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,360 they're like every every four years I do this. 322 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,440 In the meantime, I can definitely learn dances. 323 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:08,839 There was a guy, he was like a he was a rookie, I believe he 324 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:12,280 was on the Pistons. He painted his nails and he was 325 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:18,520 like huge on TikTok and then. If you had to guess, what sport 326 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:22,400 is Pistons? Yeah, well, I know what it is. 327 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:28,000 Well, it's basketball. OK, it's basketball. 328 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,440 You know who does really well on TikTok is the wives. 329 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,560 Oh. Really. 330 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,160 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The there's a lot of Wags 331 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:40,080 content because it's like, here's my outfit, here's the 332 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:44,680 funny things I'm doing make my protein smoothie for my for 333 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,240 Jake. Yes, yes, yes, or. 334 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,640 Like it's like a whole baby goat into like a blender. 335 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:55,360 There's a lot of I follow a lot of professional athletes, chefs. 336 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,360 Instagram too, I bet that is. Fun. 337 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,680 And some of them are like hot women. 338 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,080 And I'm like, oh, killing two birds with one stone. 339 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,920 I see. Yeah, I see. 340 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,680 Going back to like when you first started dating boys and 341 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:14,320 like sexually active I guess, were you into like the athletic 342 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,560 boys at your school? Yes. 343 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,960 Did you date in high school? Yeah, I guess I had like, 344 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,000 boyfriends. I didn't ever. 345 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,240 I never said like, I love you. And I didn't even have sex in 346 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,880 high school. When well, OK, do you remember 347 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,720 your first orgasm? Probably by myself. 348 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's common. Yeah. 349 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,440 Yeah. But like high school? 350 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,720 Maybe middle school? OK, what was the vibe on sex in 351 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,720 your household? Were people talking about it or 352 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,720 was it like very like? I have two older brothers and 353 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,040 SO. What a curse, kind of. 354 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,640 I mean to to hear about sex. From from that teen boys that 355 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,720 are older than you that you have to live with nightmare yeah I 356 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:02,360 remember once picking up because this was before cell phones like 357 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,480 picking up our. Oh, the landline. 358 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,680 The landline household phone and my brother's friend was calling 359 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,280 and he thought just my brother was there and I was probably 360 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,640 like 12 years old. I picked up the phone and he 361 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,800 goes, I've already jerked off 7 times today. 362 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:21,040 And I was like, so it was like, yeah, there was like a lot of 363 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:27,440 like male testosterone around. And then like I played sports, 364 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:32,880 but then I also did theatre and my mom let me have Coed 365 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,920 sleepovers after plays 'cause she just assumed every boy was 366 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,760 gay. But then there were like these 367 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,320 two deaf boys who were not gay twins, twin deaf boys and they. 368 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,200 Yeah. And so like, yeah, they were 369 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,920 definitely like that. We were, I was having a Coed 370 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,920 sleepover. I wasn't doing anything. 371 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,440 But I think maybe there were people that like definitely 372 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,000 hooked. Up were the deaf twins cute? 373 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,200 Yeah, they were. And also like the, you know, the 374 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,160 bar is so low for boys in theatre, like a straight boy in 375 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,440 theatre. Oh, you're just like, cleaning 376 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,960 up, cleaning up, cleaning up. Wow. 377 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,680 And it's weird that she assumed they were all gay because my 378 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,840 brother was in theatre and he was straight. 379 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,160 What's straight still is straight still is straight. 380 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,720 So I don't like it. It was like her own theory had 381 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,160 been proven wrong in her own home. 382 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,560 But maybe she saw, she saw my crew and she was like. 383 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,240 Oh, there's, there's no threat, No. 384 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,520 Threat 1 attacked. Was she Were your parents 385 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,840 protective of you in the realm of sex and dating? 386 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,120 Very yes. Like, yes, 'cause my mom was a 387 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,680 nurse, a labour and delivery nurse. 388 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,520 Oh my God. And so she, you know, she had 389 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,320 delivered 14 year olds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 390 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:51,520 And then, and then she started teaching at the high school that 391 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,320 my, she's taught at the vocational high school that my 392 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,760 high school fed into. So like I had friends who had my 393 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,920 mom as a teacher. So it was like she was a nurse 394 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:05,440 and a high school teacher. She once we had a snow day and 395 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:12,920 my mom always had access to a like 70 slides of photos of St. 396 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:19,240 DS like at their, you know, like stages and then and she made my 397 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,120 brother and I sit in her bedroom and look at all of these slides 398 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,720 of St. DS before we were allowed to go 399 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,720 out and play in the snow. In case you fuck a snowman or 400 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,800 something. So like nurse moms are like the 401 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,320 best because like, nothing grosses them out. 402 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,680 I mean, and like, they, they're unfazible, but then also they've 403 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,760 seen so much. So like, they at least my mom 404 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,600 was like a little probably overprotective because 405 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,360 everything was like scary to her. 406 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,480 Oh yeah. They're also really good in an 407 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,400 emergency where it's like you have a cut, there's more blood 408 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,520 than you've ever seen, like sit down like. 409 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,360 My mom is so excited when someone needs a nurse in public. 410 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,560 Like she's waiting for someone to get injured on a flight and 411 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,320 they're gonna be like. She's sticking her foot out. 412 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,760 Oh my God, she like we were at my son's like breakfast with 413 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,760 Santa and like an older gal fainted and my mom, I didn't I 414 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,840 didn't see her the whole time. Like it was like she's like, 415 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:20,600 fuck Santa. I I'm needed like I am Doctor 416 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,440 Quinn. Medicine woman and like. 417 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,920 Everyone really like she loves it. 418 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,840 I think she's standing for SO. Then be able to go. 419 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:34,080 I'm here very Munchausen, yeah. Is that that Munchausen? 420 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,960 Munchausen by proxy is yeah, I think when you're. 421 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,240 Like you convince someone you're sick or yeah, yeah, yeah. 422 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,320 Yeah. And then Munchausen is just like 423 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,800 you. Interesting. 424 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:46,920 Yeah. That'd be a kind of a funny TV 425 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,120 show or movie. My mom the like, yeah, crazy 426 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,360 nurse it. Yeah, it's like Sixth Sense, but 427 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,200 like happy. Yeah. 428 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,840 Wait, can you talk about your first? 429 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,560 Time Well, what's really sad is I don't know because I like went 430 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,120 through like a real phase that was many years long where we get 431 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,200 like blackout drunk. And so I actually do not know. 432 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:14,640 OK, that's beautiful. It's really like I and like I, 433 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,600 I, I know when the you know, and I'm like an older millennial. 434 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:20,920 And so it's like. I'm. 435 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:27,320 Yeah, I turned 40 this year and, and so that I think like around 436 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,760 me too. And as like as there's been sort 437 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,120 of a shift in how we talk about like it was like, oh, I so I, I 438 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:37,440 guess if you're not, if you're not able to consent, that's 439 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,040 assault. And it was just like, oh, that's 440 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,080 not how I. I had waves of that too. 441 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,240 Yeah, that didn't exist for like you don't have sex with people 442 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,000 to be polite or you don't have you. 443 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,760 You can say no even though like yes, you've given you've gone a 444 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,440 part way down the. Path Yes Yes yes yes, yes I. 445 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:01,080 I yeah, I learned a lot, I guess me too movement and on maybe 446 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,120 before that, but I was just like, wow. 447 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,040 And then memory service. I also black got blackout drunk 448 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,280 a lot. 'Cause you're sober? 449 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,560 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 450 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,920 And I'm not you would think you would think give him these. 451 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:18,120 I'm obviously like fine fine fine well, but like married, 452 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,520 have children. And you? 453 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:24,080 Know have overcome, but I think it what was the there was an HBO 454 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,480 show It was. Michaela, this will destroy you. 455 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,880 Or this? Will destroy you like I remember 456 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,040 watching. Oh my God, I had to stop. 457 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,760 And I was like, oh, yeah. Well, that like, yeah, happens. 458 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,080 That's like, happened. And he was like, what? 459 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,440 And I'm like, oh, that's probably happened to like every 460 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,680 almost every woman you know, I know of. 461 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,600 And so I know, I think. And and that was why that show 462 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,440 that the name we were reaching for, I think had such a cultural 463 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,120 impact because it was like, Oh yeah. 464 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,360 It's like it's, it's illuminating, a thing that's 465 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:02,320 very common but is probably not talked about talked about ever 466 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,080 because it is like layered. Yeah, yeah. 467 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,800 Was do you think that set? And if at any point you just 468 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,920 don't want to talk about it, just let me know. 469 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:17,960 Did any of it like feed into a cycle where then you like did 470 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,680 feel compelled to drink heavily when you were approaching a 471 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,800 sexual like like a yes? Yeah, yes, yes, yes. 472 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,560 And like this was all in college. 473 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,840 So this was like pre like I wasn't in grain. 474 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,080 Alcohol in like a Tupperware cog. 475 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,640 Absolutely. And then I think there's 476 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,760 probably an element too of like, oh, well, that's the girl that 477 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,000 will get wasted and have sex with you. 478 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,480 So then like, sure, yeah, it was cool. 479 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,240 But it was like, and it's like, oh, OK, well, let's let's get 480 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:49,480 her some some drinks. And like, I also too, 'cause I 481 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,840 was in a sorority, I went to a Big 10 school. 482 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,280 Like that is definitely like elements of it. 483 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,520 I was, I was never having sex with anyone that anyone else 484 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,240 wanted. Interesting. 485 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,040 So it wasn't like, oh, she sounds like I would. 486 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,680 I have never had crossover with like my friends. 487 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,240 Sure, sure, sure. You haven't been the other girl 488 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,440 with no. No, it's been like like in in 489 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,520 college, like I was hooking up with lots of like, I guess like 490 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,080 there were some frat boys, but a lot of it was like athletes too. 491 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,880 And like, the sorority girls were like, Oh my God, what? 492 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:28,280 They didn't like that. I think it was just like like I, 493 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,960 I have dated like outside of my race since I was in middle 494 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,480 school and growing up where I grew up that was like extremely 495 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:44,160 stigmatized and like talked to me by adults that were not my 496 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:48,480 parents countless times. And the sorority life couldn't 497 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,720 have. Yeah, I think it was like, I 498 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,120 think I remember like I have friends that they're like, I 499 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,720 remember you saying you had like dated a black guy in college. 500 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,000 And that was like, I was like, how is this girl in our 501 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,280 sorority? Not even like they were just 502 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,560 like, oh, I they thought they, they thought I was like a wigga. 503 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,680 Crazy and. And I don't, my husband says 504 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,000 we're not, we can't say that word anymore. 505 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,000 And I'm like, then you have to find me another one. 506 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,080 It comes up rarely for me these days. 507 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:28,120 That's your second child's name. Because it's just so it's so 508 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,560 specific. And also, I'm back in the 509 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,120 Midwest and that's like. Oh my God, wait. 510 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:37,200 Yeah, that's such a prototype of a person that I like. 511 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,720 Indianapolis is the headquarters for them. 512 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,920 For sure my bisexual drug dealer that I would have sex with in 513 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:49,360 college buried that Nelson and he was like pants like suspended 514 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:55,320 in disbelief below his flat ass like kind of like the the 515 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,040 shuffle and. They're not for me, sure. 516 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:03,000 Oh, well, yeah, it's it's in. It's an interesting archetype. 517 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,360 Could they still exist? Oh, they. 518 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,920 Exist, and some of them are fathers now. 519 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,880 I, I, I think most of them are probably fathers of some sort. 520 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:19,760 Did you? After college you went to 521 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:24,640 Chicago and you started doing comedy and then what was like 522 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,440 dating and sex life at post college? 523 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,720 So I was in Chicago, a lot of people from Purdue moved to 524 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,080 Chicago. So I had my college friends 525 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,360 there. I knew some like hometown 526 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:42,560 people, like people from Indy and then also comedy scene. 527 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:48,520 And so when I started doing stand up in Chicago, like 3 528 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,840 girls, myself included, started within like a year of each 529 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,800 other. It was myself, MO Welch and Lisa 530 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,080 Traeger and so oh. My God. 531 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,440 All three like I think MO and I started like in Chicago in like 532 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,400 the same month. Like it was like we may have 533 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,440 been at like 1 of the same first like. 534 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,480 What did you study? In college I started as an Econ 535 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,440 major and then I switched to theater and sports broadcasting. 536 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,040 Do you know you wanted to do stand up though? 537 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,280 I like didn't even know that that was. 538 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,440 A thing like an option? Yeah, I, I guess I, I wanted to 539 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,920 be a sideline reporter, OK. And I like, you know, worked 540 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,840 like around that, had an internship at like a, a news 541 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:31,200 station in Chicago, worked for like a sports website in 542 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,720 college. So I like dabbled around it. 543 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,400 But yeah, I graduated in 2008. There were no jobs. 544 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,640 So I was like, OK, great. I didn't really want to get a 545 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,000 job. I guess I'll just go do mics, do 546 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:49,400 mics. And so it was like, there were 547 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,480 so few of us. And it's like, it's very hard 548 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,680 for women in comedy. Like everyone is trying to have 549 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,760 sex with us all the time. And it's really stigmatize if 550 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,440 you become like a. Girl in Comedy and. 551 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,760 It's like, I'm always just like, who fucking cares? 552 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,160 Like imagine if they were in our situation. 553 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:14,920 And so I had like an on again off again like guy I was with 554 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:19,280 sort of like the whole time I was in Chicago and then had like 555 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:23,960 one other serious voice and that guy was a comic and then had one 556 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:28,200 other like serious ish boyfriend who was not a comic, was like a 557 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,240 normal person. And then. 558 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,240 But I probably made out with like every comedian in Chicago. 559 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:40,160 I think that's fine. Totally what except my husband? 560 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,960 Wait, really? Yes, like we knew each other for 561 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,160 eight years and then we had just. 562 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,000 Friendly. Oh, wait, totally friends. 563 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,880 But you were friends. Yeah, friends and good friends. 564 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,120 Wait, talk to me about that. Because, like, isn't that kind 565 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:58,160 of the dream? You crossed the line with a 566 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,120 friend. Yeah. 567 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,880 That you do feel comfortable with. 568 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,960 And you. Was it a switch moment or had 569 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,280 you always had like a little bit of a crush or? 570 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:11,160 Had never had a single thing and I always like, we were always 571 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,440 friends. I always like liked him. 572 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,200 There's like so many pictures of us from when we were like 20-3 573 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,080 years old, like laughing. Yeah, just in the same We're on 574 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,440 the same coffee table. Him in my apartment that I lived 575 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,880 with it with like 2 girls from college and he was like, oh, I 576 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,240 just always was like, wow, Megan's such a grown up, you 577 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,160 know, 'cause my apartment wasn't like disgusting. 578 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,680 Totally, totally. We paid 600. 579 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,600 I paid $600 a month in rent. You know, it's like I was like I 580 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,560 was a bartender and I paid $600 a month. 581 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:43,000 I was not a grown up. And then so we knew each other 582 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:48,800 in Chicago. He moved to New York while while 583 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,360 we were all in there's, you know, there's like a larger like 584 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,120 your class or whatever. He moved to New York, then he 585 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,440 came back. We still remained friends. 586 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,680 He had a very serious girlfriend during that time. 587 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:07,120 And then I think I, he went to LA like before anyone else did. 588 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,400 I went to New York, then we crisscrossed. 589 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,720 Then I came to LA. He went to New York. 590 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:18,080 We were still friends. The 2016 election happened, and 591 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,240 I was like, I celebrating. Yeah. 592 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,080 I was just like, oh, thank God, all my dreams are true. 593 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,840 And I was like, OK, I I what can I do? 594 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,800 How can I help? And for me, that manifested as I 595 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,320 will not be having sex with a white man until this man is out 596 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,720 of office because no, you're cut off, not gonna do it. 597 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,640 And obviously I've already explained that like it was 598 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,600 minimal. So the, the, the white man I was 599 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,040 attracted to was like minimal. And then I was going to New York 600 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,960 to shoot a pilot. Oh, my God. 601 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,960 Comedy Central. Yeah. 602 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:57,240 It was like a travel show that was called Highbrow Lowbrow. 603 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,320 And it was myself and Ramon Rivas. 604 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,080 And him and I were going to go to cities. 605 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,440 And we're Ramon Rivas. Ivan. 606 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,160 Yeah. Wow. 607 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,880 OK. So this is 2016. 608 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,200 And so he was. Well, I guess it was 2015 609 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,480 because. Wait, no, it was 2016, end of 610 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,920 2016. So Ramon was going to get to 611 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,920 pick like divey things we did, and then I was going to pick 612 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,320 like hydro fans we did, yeah. And it was really fun. 613 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,120 It's. Fish out of water, buddies. 614 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,520 Yeah. And so we shot the Pilot in 615 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,160 Philadelphia, but we, like, did all the prep and stuff in New 616 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:33,680 York. And so I went to a Colts, Jets, 617 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,880 Monday Night Football game. And then I was staying at this 618 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,120 Airbnb. And it had been like, such a 619 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,280 bitch to get into that. I was like, I'm breaking every 620 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,040 rule, you know, like, I'm smoking weed. 621 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,920 I'm like, I could like, see the cameras. 622 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,040 And I was like, yeah, it took me two hours to get in. 623 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,720 I'm gonna blow a cigarette into your pillow. 624 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,160 Like, I don't fucking care at this point. 625 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,720 And so I invited CJ, my husband over, not a white man. 626 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,800 And I was like, like we had he had come to my apartment in 627 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,680 Studio City. I was living with a friend. 628 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,040 This is like before the New York trip. 629 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,840 And we were like smoking weed, watching football, drinking like 630 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,400 mimosas. And then when he left, I came 631 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,840 back in and I was like said to my room And I was like, I feel 632 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,920 like I was about to kiss him like, and it's like, I'm a slut. 633 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,560 So it's like kissing someone is like, I would make out with you 634 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,960 on camera right now. Like just like not even that big 635 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:20,719 of a deal. But it was like. 636 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:24,040 So strange. And my roommate was like. 637 00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,080 You guys were on a full blown date and neither one of you 638 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,040 talked to me the whole time. Like she was like, yeah, it was 639 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,520 like she was like I was. A full. 640 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,679 I felt it. Yeah, I was. 641 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,040 Yeah, so I went to New York, I hit him up. 642 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,679 He came over after Monday Night Football, which is like midnight 643 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,560 brought like weed and a six pack and then we just hung out and 644 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,080 nothing happened. And so I was like, oh, OK. 645 00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:50,719 Then it was just like there was just like a thing because we 646 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,960 were like high and drunk and whatever. 647 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,760 And so I sort of think nothing of it. 648 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,600 He went to his job the next day and he works. 649 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,520 He worked in sports and was like, you know, this like bro 650 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,840 dynamic, you know, Wes Wilson who's like in trouble in the 651 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,440 news right now. He also worked at the. 652 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,520 Company. Is he a sports? 653 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,600 Guy, yeah, but he's on Summer House. 654 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,640 And he. Oh yeah. 655 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,800 With Sierra, yeah. Yes, so he like goes to work and 656 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,280 it's like I fucking she had me over and I like blew it like I 657 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,640 didn't even make a move. I did nothing. 658 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,240 And so then I was doing a show right by his apartment like 2 659 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:27,120 nights later. I do this show, it's a lot of 660 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,560 our friends from Chicago. He comes and we both start 661 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:37,360 getting drunk and then we went back to his apartment and his 662 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,600 line was if I lived in Lai would date you. 663 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,320 And then I was like. I wish I could find a girl like 664 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,080 you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 665 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:45,240 OK. I. 666 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,600 Guess that's good enough. And so we have sex. 667 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,840 And then I thought, it's like, so sad. 668 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,960 I hope my children never see this. 669 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,520 And then no. Wait, I don't want you to do a 670 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,400 thing be my fiance thing that like. 671 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,680 No. Oh, I don't know. 672 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,360 I've like I my children are gonna have to eat. 673 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,960 So many horrific mud now, but so much fun. 674 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,280 They're gonna be like, Oh, my mom is nuts. 675 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,960 And I thought it was like one time thing, you know, just like, 676 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,920 I'll have sex with a friend, whatever, done it before, do it 677 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,360 again. And then he really courted me 678 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,000 and fell in love with me, obviously. 679 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,880 And when I got back, he came and met me in Philadelphia 'cause I 680 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,920 was staying in this crazy like hotel, 'cause we were filming in 681 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,680 my suite. So we came. 682 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,920 That's lucky. Hooked up again. 683 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,000 When I got back to LA, there were flowers waiting for me. 684 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,920 He kept coming to visit and then I was like, I don't want to do 685 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:44,360 long distance like this sucks. And he was like, I'll come in a 686 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,160 year And I was like, honey, I'm not going to be available in a 687 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,600 year. And then he quit his job and 688 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,360 moved here. Before the year. 689 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:56,760 Oh yeah, like next day. Oh my God, did that scare you? 690 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,320 Yeah, and I was such a bitch about it. 691 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,720 I was like, well, you're not coming here for me. 692 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,400 You're coming here 'cause you want to be back in LA, you know, 693 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,560 'cause he had tons of friends here. 694 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,920 I was like, we're not living together. 695 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,240 We like, I was a bitch. Like 2 days after he got there I 696 00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:14,280 went to Australia for two weeks for shows and and yeah I was 697 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,840 like a total bitch to this man who had like quit his dream job 698 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:20,560 to move across the country for me and had a therapist. 699 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,520 That would terrify me. I don't think I, I don't think 700 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,040 I'd be able to handle that well. So much pressure and so that's 701 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,320 why I was just like this. You decided this. 702 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,080 I don't even like you. I don't even know your name, you 703 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,920 know, like just. Like you block him. 704 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,880 Get out of my apartment, find your own fucking apartment, do 705 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,800 your own shit. And then like I, I had like a 706 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,040 therapist at the time who then broke up with me. 707 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,400 Wait really? Well, she was just like, I think 708 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,400 you're good, which is like she knew I wasn't like you're like. 709 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,600 You're like, this is malpractice and if something happens to me, 710 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,720 it's on your head. You know, I'm not healed. 711 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,360 And now I'm you're saying we don't need to see each other. 712 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,960 So. And she was like, would it be so 713 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,200 bad if you just admitted that he moved for you? 714 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:04,360 And I'm like, yeah. Yeah, because then it's crazy. 715 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:09,320 Then it's crazy. Do you do you get into the 716 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,080 attachment styles at all like anxious, avoidant, secure? 717 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,680 No. Do any of those words only the 718 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,280 love language? OK, OK. 719 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,000 Anxious attachment secure. Anxious, avoidant or secure? 720 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,720 OK, two of them are ringing very true for me. 721 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:31,400 Anxious and detached. Anxious, avoidant, anxious. 722 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,440 And avoidant. Yeah, interesting. 723 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,120 Yeah, sure. Right. 724 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,000 Yeah, I mean. Secure. 725 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,080 Who is secure? Exactly. 726 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,080 It's like people they're they're less least likely to be in the 727 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,720 dating pool, according to this book. 728 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,160 Because they're in relationships. 729 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,240 Well, they're just like I anxious people are like kind of 730 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,360 like looking for confirmation that you like them. 731 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,880 Hey, he hasn't texted back. He hasn't. 732 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,920 But avoidance like playing it cool. 733 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,680 OK so I'm anxious and then attempt to be avoidance and I've 734 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:06,680 never been secure. I mean, surely you you felt 735 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,480 secure in this relationship? I feel secure, Yeah, yeah, in my 736 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,440 in my marriage. But I'm still probably like, 737 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,560 like, can you have these with your children? 738 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,040 Yeah, I think so. Which one are you? 739 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,360 Oh, avoidant to achieve avoidant. 740 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,760 Avoidant never made it past a year. 741 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:28,240 Definitely like a cat vibes where I'm like I do want 742 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,320 infection, but I want it to be on my terms and like don't 743 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,040 smother me. Yeah wow, I'm so. 744 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,840 Oh, thirsty. Really. 745 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,120 Yeah. And I also thought every guy I 746 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,040 dated I was going to marry. Oh really? 747 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:45,120 Yeah, even after the 1st 10. I mean, I actually that's 748 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,680 probably. A good sign because you're like, 749 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,920 I know you. You're. 750 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,360 Confident, yeah. But I think it also, I think 751 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:57,000 it's like confidence that's like probably masking insecurity. 752 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,240 Sure. Oh, so you're like telling 753 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,280 yourself. Yeah, I think I'm going to. 754 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,480 Like I think every man who I'm not married to must be gay. 755 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,200 Well, also to for to this effect, you were right because 756 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,800 CJ, yeah. And the only two men on earth 757 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,000 are CJ and Neo. Yeah. 758 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,800 So it's like, I'm married to my husband and then you're gay. 759 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,320 So it's like, well, I guess. And the make out and the make 760 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:26,240 out's still on the table. That's so interesting with the 761 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,680 kids. You're anxious. 762 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,280 No, no, I'm actually secure with the kids like I no, I. 763 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,680 Like do my kids think I'm? Cool, I love them so much, but 764 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:41,160 like there is 'cause I have two boys and so people, you know, 765 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,640 boy mom is like a thing and like a trope and it's talked about 766 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,520 and it's and so people will always be like boys love their 767 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:54,160 moms, you know, like that's like a real and my oldest is now like 768 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,240 obsessed with me. I'm his number one, but like I 769 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,360 wasn't for like a little bit. I'm sure that will wax and wane. 770 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,760 It will and I'm not going to be OK with that. 771 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,280 Yeah, that is where you'll have to either start blacking out 772 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,120 again or or playing it real, real cool. 773 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,160 I cannot and I don't want to feed into any anxieties you 774 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,440 might have. I cannot conceive of the idea of 775 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,520 having a child and letting it go outside of the house. 776 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,760 Yeah, it's hard. Couldn't do it. 777 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:30,480 It's really hard and there the news is hard. 778 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,120 Yeah. Yeah, every, every time. 779 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,000 I'm like a place. I'm like, oh, I could die here. 780 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,120 Yeah, you know, 'cause I oh, every. 781 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,120 Time I'm at the Grove, I'm like we're moments away from. 782 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:48,160 Yeah, and there are ones that like hit me harder than others. 783 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,040 Yeah. The the schools. 784 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,400 Oh, my God, like so horrific. But then there was like the the 785 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,280 4th of July parade, like the movie theaters, like there's 786 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,040 just like you're just like, oh, there's no, there's no. 787 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,560 Space. And then you're in a movie and 788 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,760 someone walks in mid movie and stands there and you're like, 789 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:11,840 yeah, what are you doing? When I was pregnant, I was like, 790 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,240 oh, I'm a sitting duck. Which? 791 00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:18,320 Is a big fat target. Probably can't run as fast as 792 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,400 the other people. Because the number one cause of 793 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,400 death in pregnant women is homicides. 794 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,640 Yeah. And I was like, well, C JS not 795 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,280 going to kill me, but I could piss someone else off. 796 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,920 You know, like CJ likes me. And he, like, needs me. 797 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,720 I think women probably have it the worst as comedians online. 798 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:41,280 Has that ever been like, oh, it's scary, scary 00? 799 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:45,120 Yeah, yeah, and because I talk mad shit about men like I hate 800 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,120 men. As you should. 801 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,520 Like I'm like I hate men. I talk mad shit about men. 802 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,640 I talk mad. I run my mouth like I felt. 803 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,520 Dressed Wallow. Yeah, yeah. 804 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,400 Love her. She's so, I mean, she's a master 805 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,040 of the craft. Yes, I'm aggressive, aggressive 806 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,840 and I'm not for everyone. Obviously no one is. 807 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:10,680 But yeah, they hate me. And I'm also overtly political, 808 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:16,240 my specialist political like I like there's. 809 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:19,800 No, there's no like, confusion. No I have opinions about 810 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,600 everything down to like parmesan cheese. 811 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,000 Like I am fucking a mean, aggressive, opinionated you. 812 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,440 Really have one about Parmesan cheese. 813 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,760 It's like what format you're coming because I'm not loving 814 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,800 the big like the long, like the the shit, the flakes. 815 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,560 Well you know what's crazy? Because everybody's on this 816 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:42,240 fucking protein kick. Yeah I'm just so tired of 817 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:47,920 hearing about strangers protein intake but parmesan cheese has 818 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,000 been discovered that it is the most densely like. 819 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,680 Protein. Rich and so people are like 820 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,960 going. Crazy for protein. 821 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,320 Yeah. Fucking like smashing broccoli 822 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,480 into parmesan. And so I guess like, my opinion 823 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,720 is we stop. Like we liked it. 824 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,560 We liked it before, you know, when like stuff came out and 825 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,920 they were like, oh, it's been gluten free. 826 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920 It's like, well then don't tell me. 827 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,880 I mean, that's marketing, you know, because they'll be like, 828 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,600 yeah, they'll be like orange juice, gluten free. 829 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,600 And you're like, yeah, I do think there was gluten in this. 830 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,800 But people like, people are so dumb in our country. 831 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,320 Like wildly dumb, so dumb, which is a bummer. 832 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,920 It's a really big. Bummer. 833 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,680 Sometimes I I do have to go down the compassionate route, be 834 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,800 like, this person probably doesn't even think this. 835 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,400 They've just been fed so little information that of course 836 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,040 they're reacting this way. And, and I also am like 837 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:46,040 privileged in the way that I was born, you know, I was born a 838 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:51,720 white woman in a developed country in a like but but so 839 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,400 that's just like a core privilege, but then also having 840 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,240 two educated parents who wanted me and could. 841 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:05,160 Support. You to support me and be with me 842 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,920 and ask me questions and raise me in a way that like every 843 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,440 child would probably want to be raised. 844 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,200 Now I have some notes. Obviously my dad's dead, but 845 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,920 I'll give them my mom still kicking. 846 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,800 You know, there's notes for sure. 847 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,280 But it's I'm like, Oh my God, imagine it. 848 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:27,480 And my parents are like, not just like politically correct 849 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,760 and, and I don't mean like PCI mean they're not just like 850 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:37,200 they're on the right side and but they're also morally sound. 851 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,000 So it's not just like, oh, do as I say, not as I do. 852 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,560 They walk the walk, they talk the talk. 853 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,880 They're doing it. That's so rare. 854 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,120 Oh, it's a. Fucking lottery ticket. 855 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,960 Like, And so especially where I come from, I'm like, oh, what if 856 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,560 I had been raised super Christian? 857 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,880 Like we're Irish Catholic. That's like barely anything. 858 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,600 I'm Irish Catholic. We don't even care. 859 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,720 I know they're like, go sit. The fact that two Hail Marys or 860 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,240 whatever don't even. Yeah. 861 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,680 Like it's like I could give a rat and my husband's Filipino 862 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,760 like these are like people are like, Oh my God, did you have 863 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,320 the most longest church wedding of all time? 864 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,600 I'm like, we got married in Palm Springs outside. 865 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:20,080 Like we're basically gay men. Like it's like no, no one cared. 866 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,080 No one was. No one was like you need to do 867 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,480 this. You need to like it that just 868 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:29,040 and that's such a privilege and I'm so lucky that I do try and 869 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:34,280 consider people's like situations and it is tough 870 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,000 because you see people who come from the the most fucked up 871 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,680 situations be able to do it. I know, but not everybody's I 872 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,280 know to overcome. Have you heard of the Curse of 873 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,480 Knowledge? Yes. 874 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,840 Yeah, Really. It blew my mind when I heard it. 875 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,760 And it's so, it's so real because it's like the longer you 876 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,440 know something, the less patient you become with people who 877 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,200 don't. Yeah, know it, but would you 878 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,120 want because I we hear people, especially in stand up, it's a 879 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,120 common trope to be like I wish I was dumb. 880 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,600 Like it like remember when people were like I guys like I 881 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,280 wish I was gay. I'd be so awesome to be gay and 882 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,080 then I could just like and it's like. 883 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,760 I don't know, from your perspective it is insane how 884 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,320 much straight male comics talk about gay stuff. 885 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:23,080 I mean, look how much like our president talks about men's 886 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,480 appearances. Yeah, it's. 887 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,520 Crazy the times I've been the only gay guy in the lineup and 888 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,840 they're all stepping on my material and like I feel like I 889 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,480 feel. Like a crazy. 890 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,000 Person but what I want to be more dumb. 891 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,680 I think I'm actually the perfect amount of dumb where and beyond 892 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,320 privilege because yeah, sis white male. 893 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,040 I in fact get embarrassed that I am this white 'cause I'm like I 894 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,880 know what it must look like when I'm like not smiling and sitting 895 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,320 in any space. Like I probably look like a cunt 896 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:02,520 type person but the white. Gays and the white women, we 897 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,320 have many things we need to work. 898 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:10,360 Oh my, yes, we are. We are the probably the last 899 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,160 people holding up white supremacy outside of like the oh 900 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,040 geez, you know. Yeah, yes, yes, yes. 901 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,280 Because we're like, well, it does. 902 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,880 Then this is me speaking as a, of course awful person. 903 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,720 They're like. Well, we're just not. 904 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:30,920 We're just not forced to face it like other people are. 905 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,840 So of course, you get through your day, you're struggling, you 906 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,960 have kids, you have whatever. And it's just like you take for 907 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,280 granted that like it's going actually smoother than it is for 908 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,800 a lot of people. But I don't wish I were Dumber. 909 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,560 I do actively try to think as little as possible. 910 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,640 I try to stay in like a meditative state and like, do 911 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,160 the next right thing. Like, don't get too far ahead. 912 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,320 It's like, OK, there's an election coming up, let's figure 913 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,520 out who I'm going to vote for. A little bit of the weight is 914 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,080 lifted. Oh, there's a thing I can donate 915 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,760 a little bit of money to, or there's a canvassing thing I can 916 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,840 show up to. Cool. 917 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,320 And were you able to like, reach that through therapy? 918 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,520 That's a great for me it yeah, it's a mix of sobriety therapy, 919 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,440 which I'm which I'm not with a therapist right now. 920 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,320 I cut mine loose because I was like, I found myself like being 921 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,000 like, what am I going to talk about today? 922 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,720 Like, I guess I want my dad again, like fertile ground. 923 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,920 And then mental health meds, Zoloft and Wellbutrin, which 924 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:31,080 lowered my anxiety, made I got clarity from it. 925 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,720 And I'm like, oh, not everything's life or death. 926 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,280 And there's only so much any one person can do. 927 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,440 So let's start there. That's good. 928 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,440 But having again, having kids, I can't imagine it's like flowing 929 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,920 gasoline on like the anxiety fire where you're just like, oh. 930 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:51,600 Yeah, when people bring up like AI and conversation, you know, I 931 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,440 mean, I had someone last week who I thought was going to give 932 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,640 me good advice on something be like, you should ask ChatGPT and 933 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,440 I'm it it it will be the thing that sends me to like a farm and 934 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,320 I lose my mind. So like it, like I am fighting 935 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,560 it tooth and nail. Like I get aggressive with 936 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,920 people, like I'm calling people dumb to their faces. 937 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,920 Like I'm not handling it. Which is not helpful, no. 938 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,600 I'm like really, like, really, really hate it. 939 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,120 And like, I know people around me are like, oh, and I've had 940 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,240 people say like, oh, is this because it's like affected your 941 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:25,440 industry? And I'm like, no, it's 'cause I 942 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,120 want my children to have water. Yeah. 943 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,880 Yeah, and I want your children to have water. 944 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,520 I actually want all children to have water. 945 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,240 This is and that's why it's such AII. 946 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,360 Can't wrap my mind around it really. 947 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,520 The greed thing where it's like people, certain people will 948 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:46,040 never have enough zeros in their bank account to start caring 949 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,200 about anyone else which blows my mind. 950 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:52,360 But then it's like there is a way we could integrate AI to 951 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,680 benefit us. I replace the CEOs. 952 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,280 And we're just, we're not a society built that way. 953 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,400 I know, yeah. We're capitalist piggies and 954 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:07,120 people are looking to, you know, fatten their bottom line, not 955 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,800 help single mothers, you know, do their taxes. 956 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:17,960 I hosted this or I moderated a debate right after we'd have 957 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,400 been legalized in California. And it was someone who had been 958 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,040 pro it and someone who was against it. 959 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,800 And I was just like how I don't understand being against it. 960 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,960 And the man who was against it was a black man. 961 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:36,160 And he was like, we as a society do not do things well. 962 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,120 Like we are not going to. Like black people are still 963 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,560 imprisoned. All of the negative parts still 964 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,920 exist. And all that's happening is 965 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,480 massive corporations are profiting off of it and stealing 966 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,920 any. So he was like, I smoke weed, I 967 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,760 grow weed. I what? 968 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:58,200 There has been no decrease in arrests of black and brown 969 00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,840 people for it. There has been no shift of money 970 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,320 towards communities that have been punished for it. 971 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:08,360 And I was just like, oh, Oh yeah, even if something is good, 972 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,120 we are. Built to. 973 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:16,080 Suck it up. And that was tough and, and it 974 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,640 was like, and that's probably, I'm like heavily diluting it and 975 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,960 that's, and he probably made better points 'cause there's 976 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,920 like a hopelessness to that too of like, well, how do you, how 977 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,760 does 1. Person unfurl that. 978 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,600 Yeah. And one person can't, obviously, 979 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,320 but it's like that is just sort of like how it feels sometimes. 980 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,200 Yeah, the plight. Yeah. 981 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:48,600 Thank you for doing the pod. I'm gonna go self harm. 982 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,240 No, I'm kidding, kidding, kidding. 983 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,120 But we strayed a little bit from sex. 984 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,720 But is there a piece of advice you give to the younger version 985 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:58,560 of yourself before she began her sexual journey? 986 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,600 You don't have to. Period. 987 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:08,440 You just don't have to. And I like probably like would 988 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,560 repeat that to myself like every day. 989 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,200 I'm just like, you don't have to. 990 00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,520 It sounds like I really felt like I did have to of course, 991 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,040 and probably convinced myself that I wanted to like a lot just 992 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,760 out of like self. Preservation I think about how 993 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,160 like we can learn you can I love, I do love TikTok. 994 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,480 I love reels. I'm I'm seeing things that my 995 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,960 ancestors could never dream to see. 996 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:36,960 And you, well, you can like, and you can hear a nugget of like, 997 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,320 if someone treating you this way, it's not OK and do this. 998 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,680 We didn't have that. We were listening to like the 999 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,240 five other dumb bitches that we hung out with. 1000 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,960 And they were all flawed logic too. 1001 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,200 And it's just like, and then you had alcohol and like, I don't 1002 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,280 know, it's just like, it was always going to be hard, I 1003 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,080 think. Yeah, yeah. 1004 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,960 And like, I think even as like a married person, it's hard to 1005 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,880 like, it's like, oh gosh, we're going to have sex forever and 1006 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,800 like this, you know, that's definitely. 1007 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,800 And you you go home and you say I don't have to. 1008 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,600 Well, he's, he's across the damn country. 1009 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:19,840 He's across the damn country and I'm on my period. 1010 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:24,160 Hell yeah. Mark safe from sex and marriage. 1011 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:25,920 Thank you so much for doing this. 1012 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,240 Where can the Tower Bottoms find love and support you? 1013 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,760 It's called Tower Bottoms until this moment. 1014 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,800 It's, well, it's that's my fans. Tower Bottoms. 1015 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:40,000 I love you guys. They can find me outside of 1016 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,000 Shohei Otani's house. No, people do get really, I love 1017 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,920 when people get mad at me for sexualizing men. 1018 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,280 And they're like, what if a man said this about a woman? 1019 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,960 And it's like, will that be different because men murder 1020 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,440 women and rape us all the time? And also they've been doing it 1021 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,680 for thousands of years. So I'm I'm a just get in on the 1022 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:57,960 action at this point. It's. 1023 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,360 I don't think Shohei Otani is afraid of me. 1024 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,480 No, he's good and his wife is really beautiful. 1025 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,720 He did have a daughter the same like week out of son. 1026 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,480 And if they meet, you know, and then I'm just at the wedding 1027 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:13,240 staring at show. Hey, where can people find me? 1028 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:17,080 You're special. Or yeah, no, you're special on. 1029 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:21,920 Special on a little website calledyoutube.com It's called 1030 00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,240 Live from my Driveway. I'm 8 months pregnant in it, 1031 00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:28,800 filmed it in my driveway and my husband and son are watching it 1032 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,960 from my son's. Bedroom so good it's and you 1033 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,440 have so you have a backlog of things for people to ingest. 1034 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,240 Too much and this might be it for me. 1035 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,760 I might be done, don't you? Don't you ever want to hang it 1036 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,680 up? Every day hanging up my my head 1037 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:48,120 from my neck, from the rafters. No, I I did. 1038 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,560 It took me a while to just realize like, oh, it's it's a 1039 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,840 lifestyle. Yeah, it's probably forever. 1040 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,320 Yeah. So let's just have. 1041 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,560 Fun. Oh, I'm always like, I'm going 1042 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,560 to do it till the day I die. And then I hope tomorrow's the 1043 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,200 last day out of me living. But no. 1044 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:02,800 Yeah. Oh. 1045 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,480 And then I have a podcast called Sports Bitches, OK, that I host 1046 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:11,960 with two other hilarious gals, Sarah Tiana, Rachel Boneta. 1047 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:16,640 We are we all love sports, but we also like love gossip, love 1048 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:21,480 celebrity culture. I think you do not have to be a 1049 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,680 sports I. Shouldn't say maybe this is a 1050 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,520 good entry entry. Point. 1051 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,200 It's a wonderful entry point. We did an episode yesterday. 1052 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,200 I don't think we talked about anything. 1053 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,440 That's amazing. You know, like we are best 1054 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,040 friends and so we talk a lot about our lives. 1055 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,800 We all work in sports, all of our partners work in sports. 1056 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,840 But yeah, I know it's crazy. That's a lot of sports. 1057 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,600 It's a lot of sports. And then between Sarah and I 1058 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,640 have three sons between the two of us. 1059 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,280 So it's a lot. But like, I'm not selling it 1060 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,720 well. But you will like it. 1061 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,560 No, I believe it. You'll like it and it's. 1062 00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,000 Her allies, I mean Megan. Megan is one of the funniest 1063 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,720 people I know and Sarah Tian is, I don't know the 3rd girl. 1064 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,600 Rachel Panetta is so funny. She used to be on air talent at 1065 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,400 Fox Sports and at the NFL and then and has been doing comedy 1066 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,080 in that way, like on television sketches, super, super funny. 1067 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,040 And then started stand up like like 4 years ago. 1068 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,720 And Sarah and I, I mean, they're like, you know, my sister Sarah 1069 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,360 and I have the same birthday. We are aligned. 1070 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,480 Oh my God. I wouldn't be more different. 1071 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,440 I seem like sort of astrology maybe? 1072 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,760 Yay. Thank you for being here. 1073 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,160 Thank you. And until next time, keep 1074 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:44,120 sucking and fucking. Hello, Tower Bottoms. 1075 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,000 It's me, your host, Zach Newry. Towers, thank you so much for 1076 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,120 listening to Good Side Pod. If you haven't already, give it 1077 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,000 a five star rating. Leave a review, share it with a 1078 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,320 friend, get the word out. I love you so much. 1079 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,120 And until next time, keep sucking and bucking.