1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,800 It's me, you're ho Zach Newey towers looking sexier than ever 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:07,720 if I do say so myself. I just wanted to let you know 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,600 real quick that I am going on tour and I'd love to see you at 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,960 a live show. So real quick I'll be in Houston 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:19,120 TX May 19th, Austin TX May 20th San Diego, CA May 22nd Chandler 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:24,400 AZ May 23rd Raleigh NC June 16th Charlotte NC June 17th Berea 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,960 California June 24th San Francisco. 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,400 I'll be at the Punchline all weekend June 25th, 26th and 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,880 27th. London is August 1st, 10 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,040 Philadelphia September 23rd, St. Louis September 24th, Portland, 11 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:42,200 OR October 15th. 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Zach Noy Towers. 23 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:48,120 Anyway, enjoy the episode. JT Johnlinson, you're on. 24 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,200 We're on. You're hot. 25 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,160 You're. Spiked up, I'm wired. 26 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,440 Cheers. Cheers, I tried to get JD to 27 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:58,720 drink a Celsius but he declined. Well so between the coffee, the 28 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,560 711 coffee, cheap coffee OK and the Adderall, gonna put my phone 29 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,160 on do not disturb. Polite. 30 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,960 Wait, this isn't the first time I've heard that 711 coffee is 31 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,000 good. Well, I just got it. 32 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,800 It's cheap, it's cheap, it's not good. 33 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,400 And here's the part too about coffee is that it gets cold and 34 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,560 so eventually it's it's cold and bad. 35 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,400 I mean, at that point do you add ice or is that even an option? 36 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,120 No, I get to a point where I'm like, this is cold, but I 37 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,200 there's only a little bit left. So I'm just going to, I'm just 38 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,280 going to finish it. Yeah. 39 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,920 And then I throw it away. Do you identify as like a 40 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:33,920 caffeine addict of any sort? Like, do you drink it every day? 41 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,320 No, but but sometimes here's well, I have an addictive I'm so 42 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,120 you know, I'm sober. You're sober, so I usually 43 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,240 never, I don't know. It's never a privilege to ask. 44 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,720 Like, are you still sober? No, you can't. 45 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,080 That's true. When people when they say still, 46 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,720 yeah, they go fuck off. But but, and I know you would 47 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,200 mean it in a nice way, Yeah. What is a good way to say that? 48 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,040 No, I mean. You're sober, right? 49 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:54,960 You say that. Yeah. 50 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,880 You're sober, right? You're sober, Sober you. 51 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:00,080 Never want to make people feel uncomfortable so I just feel 52 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,600 like I wait for them to like you just. 53 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,080 Did OK, that's fine. I'm actually more uncomfortable 54 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,560 that I had to bring it up. Really. 55 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,840 How? Wait, how long have you been 56 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,320 sober? Like 5 years. 57 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,920 Wow, that's wild. Why is that wild? 58 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:12,720 It's just. Cool. 59 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,920 Oh thanks man, I remember I met you before. 60 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,800 That's true. I've known you a while now. 61 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:17,760 Yeah. Yeah. 62 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,880 It's I've been sober. I'm not. 63 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,680 It's it's easy to talk about. JT Tomlinson is a hysterical 64 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:27,120 comedian and you're a TikTok series of like serial killer. 65 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,320 What is it called? Something. 66 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:32,160 It's not really called anything. But how do you succinctly 67 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,120 describe it? Because. 68 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,040 I yeah, how do I succinctly describe it? 69 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,600 You're going to have to check it out, America. 70 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:44,120 It's I go around just blabbing my mouth, just giving cakes. 71 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,720 But then but during in the video portion of these videos, that's 72 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:52,080 the audio is me talking and giving opinions, but the video 73 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,080 portion is just me committing heinous crime. 74 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,280 Yes, so. He's kidnapping, kidnapping, 75 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,000 plotting murder, plotting murders. 76 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,200 But the contrast is you're so chilly. 77 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,680 Kind of not doing bits maybe, but like philosophizing. 78 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,960 Totally. Just blabbing, very funny and 79 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,760 you're getting a lot of positive attention I. 80 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,480 Certainly AM. And some negative attention. 81 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,840 Yeah, good. Don't forget about that. 82 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,959 You can't avoid it now. You can't avoid it. 83 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,680 We do have a thing when people are mean. 84 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,680 When people are mean to me online, I block really fast. 85 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,640 Do you do anything or do you just let it fly cuz? 86 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:28,560 It is exactly, you know, unless it's some like really vile 87 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,200 comment, Yeah, that's like aggressive and violent. 88 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,520 I'm kind of like, you know, whatever, let it happen. 89 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,720 I'm not in the way of like, let's farm engagement. 90 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:39,000 It's good for the algorithm, but like negative feedback is 91 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,200 welcome. You know what I mean? 92 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,440 Because if sometimes they'll be like, hey, you did this idea in 93 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,560 the last video. I'm not going to block them 94 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,480 because they're probably. Right. 95 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,200 No, no, no, no. Yeah, but if they're like 96 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,360 fucking, I'm going to do it. Then I'm like, yeah, OK, get. 97 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,920 Get out of here skedaddle trash. I've seen this before. 98 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,640 I won't report it, but I'll boring. 99 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,120 Yeah, see. Even that though, I'm fine with. 100 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,320 Ohio, Yeah, I don't report. I just block. 101 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,400 No, I won't. I wouldn't block that, really. 102 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,480 Listen, I'm not the kind of person that would ever comment 103 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,160 trash on someone's video. I would. 104 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,720 I think it constantly, but I'm not the kind of person that 105 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:09,400 needs to have that outlet. But for the people that do, I'm 106 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,080 like, you know, whatever they can blow off steam in the you 107 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,080 know what I mean? Because, and not that I'm 108 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,200 accusing you of feeling this way, but I don't look at that 109 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,880 one thing and let that stick with me. 110 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,840 I did when I first was starting and I'd have, you know, if I had 111 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,640 like, you know, a couple 100 comments and 199 of them were 112 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,560 like, this is funny. And then one was like, this 113 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,960 fucking sucks. I'd like that one guy thinks 114 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,400 this sucks. And so it does. 115 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,560 I got past it took a long time but I go. 116 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:35,440 Mine is more from a vindictive place where I'm like fuck you 117 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,520 too, you have no access to me anymore. 118 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,880 This is a one strike system. You know what I think? 119 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,160 In weeds. There's almost the On the 120 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,840 contrary to that almost devil's advocate a little bit if they 121 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,680 think you're trash. This straight white guy. 122 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,040 Playing well should you want them? 123 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,320 Shouldn't you want them to see more of you if they think it's 124 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,440 trash? Yeah, OK. 125 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,320 Enjoy some more of my trash. You should. 126 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,680 You should follow them back and then DM them your new stuff. 127 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,320 And once you start them back would be great. 128 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,080 Once you start DM ING them too, your story's gonna come up first 129 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,160 whenever you post one and then they'll be tapped in. 130 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,920 That's. A little bit more insidious than 131 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,440 what I was doing. A lot more. 132 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,760 Contrived, damn and conniving but you're right the and deep 133 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,880 and at the end of the day they are a deeply sad person if they 134 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,760 truly need to say that to another human being. 135 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:23,880 OK, so sex podcast let's go back to the beginning talk sex. 136 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,240 Do you remember the first thing that made you aware of sex or 137 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,640 like, horny? That's a great question. 138 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,080 I don't think I do. OK, I don't. 139 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,800 I have some early memories, but none of them are sexual. 140 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,000 It's just like random child childhood stuff. 141 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,640 So then when? But when, when did sex enter? 142 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,640 Like for me, it was like Disney Princess. 143 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,240 Yeah, OK. The underwear guys in the 144 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,520 underwear department, what straight boy version of that? 145 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,120 Is that like mannequin boobs or? Yeah, probably mannequin boobs, 146 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:59,080 like lingerie catalogs. I remember at one point I was 147 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,760 younger and I was at my, let's just say the the House of a 148 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,080 family friend. And in the bathroom they had the 149 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,480 Playboy magazine. Whoa. 150 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,000 And I was just, you know, I don't know, I guess I was just 151 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,280 sitting on the toilet and I was like, well, I think I know what 152 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,600 that is. And I opened up and I went, 153 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,440 whoa, look at that right there. You know what I mean? 154 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,560 Like your 10 year old brain is just so overloaded. 155 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,800 Yeah, I was probably 10 or 9 or something like that. 156 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,320 No idea what to do. I'm trying to think of like age 157 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,600 wise, when did the Internet? Was the Internet always around 158 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,720 and did you do Internet porn stuff? 159 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,840 Almost, Yeah, I got an iPod Touch. 160 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:36,920 Yeah, I got one of those when I was probably. 13 OK. 161 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,200 And yeah, you had Internet. Are you early 30s? 162 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,760 I'm 28. Oh my gosh. 163 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,760 I'm 28. OK, OK. 164 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,000 Yeah. Yeah, no, I know I look bad. 165 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,080 No, no, I was trying to put forehead wrinkle. 166 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,280 I started to put where I how old I was when I had an iPod Touch. 167 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. 168 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,480 Go on was born in 1998 if that helps. 169 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:58,280 What? Is that true 1990? 170 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,600 Eight, I'm told. I look weathered. 171 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,680 No, it just seems like that seems so. 172 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,920 Yeah, I guess that's right. Yeah. 173 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,120 Wow, I know. No, I know. 174 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,680 I agree. This is not at you, This is at 175 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,080 me. No, I. 176 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,960 Understand, okay, it's fine. And if it is at me, is it for 177 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,960 being young, younger. Yeah, the concept of being born 178 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,240 in 199828 for whatever reason blow my mind. 179 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,480 Followed quickly by, oh, that was 28 years ago. 180 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,960 That is insane. Yeah, I also agree with that. 181 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:32,159 OK, I'm bummed that I'm 28. I feel like 21 in here. 182 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,280 Oh, that. I'm like, I have so much more 183 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,280 to. Doesn't. 184 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,200 I'm 40 and it does not. 40 I know. 185 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,320 Fucking hell, you're 40. I know. 186 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,799 Jesus. Isn't that scary? 187 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,159 No, Yeah, I would have said you're like early 30s because I 188 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:45,960 know you're a little bit older than me, but I didn't think that 189 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,480 much. Yeah, you don't look 40 in case. 190 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,680 That means that saying but no, no, no you. 191 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,680 Know that I probably look older than you. 192 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,240 Fuck. No, you're taller. 193 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,240 I'm taller. And for that's what it maybe to 194 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,920 get the listeners to run to the YouTube. 195 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,600 How tall are you? That's 62. 196 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,760 He's 62 and he's man spreading right now. 197 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,840 Not to they're I. Was told this was sex positive. 198 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:07,920 Extremely. Do you want to zoom out for 199 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,240 this? This is as far as I can go by 200 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,840 the way. Straight man flexibility. 201 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,240 You almost have a center. Split. 202 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:15,240 If we were more flexible straight guys, we could man 203 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,600 spread even more and that's the number one thing holding us back 204 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,280 is that we don't stretch. Wow, we spread. 205 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,360 We don't. That is so that would be so 206 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,680 demented if a trend among straight guy culture was to get 207 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,640 more, get more, yeah and hit flexor so they could like. 208 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,280 And here's the thing though, is that the more you go horizontal, 209 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,920 you lose some of that vertical output. 210 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,160 You gently. Become more vulnerable. 211 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,040 That's that is true. You're putting your junk. 212 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,840 That's part of it. But maybe that's part of it. 213 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,160 Maybe it's sort of a power statement. 214 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,080 You know, like Trump is always steepling. 215 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,240 It's sort of a crush steeple. And you're also, in some 216 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,640 regards, hanging down. That is true. 217 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,240 So if I were sitting on the edge of the yeah, I was just gonna 218 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:57,440 let it hang over there. I'll be so mannequin boobs 219 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440 catalog. Oh yeah, iPod touch. 220 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,440 Yeah, walking past the like Victoria's Secret with the with 221 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,560 the posters outside. Very intimidating as a kid. 222 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,200 Yeah, cuz you're like, what is going on? 223 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,800 Previously Abercrombie stores too. 224 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,360 Sometimes they have hot people stationed out front and you're 225 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:15,280 just like, I remember that like. Sex Oh yeah no hot guys too 226 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,120 definitely jaw lines and all that shit and you're like what 227 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,600 they're are they about to fuck in front of the store Mom can we 228 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,160 stay and make. Yeah, now I. 229 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,080 Remember the first time I watched porn? 230 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,000 It blew my mind. I was like, holy shit, they're 231 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,920 doing that. Yeah, they're just doing that. 232 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,880 This is just on my phone or my iPod Touch. 233 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,880 I thought very young and I thought it was fake. 234 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,560 I was like, really? This is because I don't think 235 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,520 I'd gotten a boner at the time I'd seen this. 236 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,600 And I was like, what is going on? 237 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,120 Like that's not real. It was real. 238 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,800 Oh yeah, it. Was real. 239 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,880 It's crazy how accessible it is. Oh my God, it's insane. 240 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:53,400 I I got off Twitter anyway, but Twitter was just like a 241 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,040 minefield that do you? Did you use it for porn? 242 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,560 Not really. I did go on what's it like, 243 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,960 Tumblr or I used to go on there for porn, but then didn't they 244 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,120 take it all off? We got rid of all the porn. 245 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,600 They made it, like, very PG, Yeah. 246 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,960 And then everyone's like, that's not why we're here. 247 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,840 Yeah. I'm going to see a GIF of 248 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,560 someone like getting spit into their mouth and. 249 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,880 Things that could not have said it better. 250 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,480 Yeah, it's fucking with my boners. 251 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,640 Do you remember your first orgasm? 252 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,960 Yes, OK, No. Oh. 253 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:29,840 God, yeah, this. Is terrible. 254 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,680 You start crying. I'm going to talk about it. 255 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,480 You don't have to. If you think you're going to 256 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,520 make me cut it out later, you don't have to. 257 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,280 I don't think I'm going to, but do I reserve the right to just 258 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,120 in case? Oh well, yeah, and. 259 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,120 But I'm not going into this in the 100%. 260 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:42,960 You're going to have to get this. 261 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,120 Get rid of this. OK. 262 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,440 Well, I would say yes, no, of course you reserve that, right? 263 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,440 Keep in mind I'm so lazy and ideally. 264 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,600 Just get out there. Everything will stay in, but of 265 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,480 course you can trust me as a human being. 266 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,240 All right, How about I'm going to play it safe because these 267 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,640 are these are two different, these are two different. 268 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,440 Things great, give us the. I have the I have the first one. 269 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,400 Well, no, it's two totally different occurrences. 270 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,680 OK, Because there's the first orgasm, my head and then there's 271 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,200 the first one. I don't know how to say this 272 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,440 without there being such a huge cliffhanger. 273 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,600 The first time that I've masturbated. 274 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,960 Let's just say I I remember that too. 275 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,120 Let's we'll do that one. We don't have to cut that out. 276 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,560 The first time I masturbated when I was in 6th grade, I was 277 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:29,360 homeschooled just for one year and because my mom just didn't 278 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,880 like my teacher and so she pulled me and like a bunch of 279 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,640 other kids like got pulled out. Really OK wasn't just my mom 280 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,960 that is like that is so crazy to be like. 281 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,640 Don't get me wrong, my mom is kind of like that. 282 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,520 Love her to death. She is kind of like that. 283 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,280 But I was far. The class went down by like 284 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,400 half. It was me. 285 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,240 It was like a bunch of. Other and they stood by the 286 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,600 teacher. I mean, the teacher, she, it's 287 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,000 not like she did anything. There's no scandal. 288 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,280 She just fucking sucked. Dang, yeah. 289 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,520 And she had tenure. It's like you can't just get rid 290 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,040 of her 'cause she sucks. There it is. 291 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,720 If she didn't, you know, I mean touch somebody. 292 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,320 The end of her career I. Think so? 293 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,600 I would hope so. I don't remember anyway. 294 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,720 My mom 6th grade and I kind of have a joke about this, but 6th 295 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,520 grade in my school district was when they taught sex Ed. 296 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,720 So my mom taught me sex Ed basically. 297 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,360 Yeah. And I remember she just got a 298 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,560 book. Like she could have just told 299 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,400 me. I remember when I was like, 8, 300 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:22,480 she drew me like a very scientific chart of, of sex of 301 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,320 like a penis and a vagina and like, sperm. 302 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,760 And I was like, even at 8 years old, I was like, this is a lot 303 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,680 for me. But what had happened was I was 304 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,000 like going to 3rd or 4th grade and I was on the playground. 305 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,480 And when you're like, at my age, we were just talking about sex, 306 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,760 even though we had no idea what it was. 307 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:36,920 Yeah. We would just go out and just 308 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,080 say Dick. Yeah, we would just say the word 309 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,120 Dick to each other. So I'd come home talking about 310 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,840 blowjob and prostitute and hooker and penis erection. 311 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,600 And my mom was an insurrection. I was like, I should probably 312 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,800 help him with just a little bit of the education. 313 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,080 So she had told me that. But then, yeah, she got this 314 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,320 like sex Ed book to read to me. And one of the things was 315 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,760 masturbation. And so she read about it. 316 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,480 And then later that night, I remember I was trying to 317 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:07,320 masturbate and I Oh my God. I'm so excited again. 318 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,320 Run to the YouTube. I've been smiling for the past 319 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,160 like 2 1/2 minutes. OK, I'm sitting there. 320 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,840 I'm laying there in my bed and first of all, look, everybody's 321 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,160 got a different way that they, yeah, that they jerk off, of 322 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:22,120 course, but most people's thing is probably somewhere around 323 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,400 this. Yeah, up and down. 324 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,720 Right, I was. I was doing this. 325 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,440 Just like grabbing around sides of it. 326 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,360 Like just barely fucking going off. 327 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:42,200 Just know, like if I was with a girl and and she did that, I'd 328 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,680 be like, what the fuck are you doing? 329 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,480 Milking? Have you? 330 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,240 Yeah, yeah. Is this your first? 331 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,840 Like 'cause that's the only acceptable explanation. 332 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,680 Yeah, because. My little 12 year old you. 333 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:59,520 Had read and or been read to the man stimulates his penis by 334 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,320 moving it up and down and you were just like OK like all 335 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,480 right, grab it and. No reason it shouldn't be two 336 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,040 hands, you know. It's a two hand. 337 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,680 Job to it, a double hand job. JT is giving himself quite a lot 338 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,200 of girth as he's doing this act. Out. 339 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,760 I was right about here. Yeah, this is probably to scale, 340 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,080 but the butt small chodi. Thick but not long short like. 341 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,240 This and this is tip to base just right about here. 342 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,720 Sometimes I press it up to my nipples. 343 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,640 But did it work? Eventually. 344 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,560 But that's not the the funny part. 345 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,840 Or the shocking. For homework, did you say mom? 346 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,120 I masturbated. A little bit, OK, There was a 347 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:42,920 part where, well, you know, and I'm doing it. 348 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:46,560 First of all, I was trying to like make it happen and I'm 349 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,440 barely stimulating it, right? So at some point I just kind of 350 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:50,960 started pushing and I almost peed. 351 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,200 At one point I almost peed. And then at one point I think a 352 00:15:53,200 --> 00:16:00,120 little bit of like pre cum came out and I was like some of that 353 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,680 came out. I don't know what it was. 354 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,840 And she was like, huh. She was so scared. 355 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,120 I could hear it in her voice, but I didn't know what the fuck 356 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,960 I was doing and I wasn't even like I wasn't even thinking 357 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,960 horny thoughts. I was just trying to come. 358 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,680 Yeah. I didn't know she was. 359 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,920 Probably like, is it blood? Yeah. 360 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,320 No, you're fine. Yeah, she I. 361 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,160 Was like, I don't know. She was like, I remember. 362 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,640 She goes. I think you'll know. 363 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,840 Where's your dad in all this? No, no, no talk from him. 364 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,280 Well, my dad, well I had, I had a step dad, but he wasn't very 365 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,280 involved. At what point did you meet your 366 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,400 stepdad? He's about 5 or 6. 367 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,680 Oh, OK, so he's he'd had been around. 368 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,760 He'd been around by that point, but he was not. 369 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,280 He'd already raised a couple of kids and he was like 12 years 370 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,400 older than my mom. So I think he was kind of my mom 371 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,280 and my mom was very involved. Are you? 372 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,760 The younger. I'm the older of two of younger 373 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:57,240 brother. OK, yeah, in theory you maybe at 374 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,520 some point gave knowledge to the younger brother. 375 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,240 No, a lot of people have this too. 376 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,319 They're on their solo journey. They do not talk to their 377 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:09,040 siblings about. Yeah, I would have told him. 378 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,920 Yeah, I would have shown him. Sure. 379 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,280 Made a video for him, just you know what I mean? 380 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,200 Hey, just in case you need it. Can I air drop this? 381 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,319 Well, I guess we didn't have an air drop. 382 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,040 But yeah. Just Bryce. 383 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,400 What's my brother's name? Bryce. 384 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,920 Pinch and pull. Pinch and pull. 385 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,880 Pinch at the sides, up, down, up, down, just a little bit. 386 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,040 Doesn't have to be the whole way, just up, down that for 387 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,920 about 4045 minutes. Just do that. 388 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,520 If you need help, just call for mom and you've got this buddy. 389 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,720 I'm proud of you and you looking out for you, man. 390 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,080 You're my legacy. I always treat him like he's my 391 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,400 son. He's like 2 years young. 392 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,600 Hey kiddo. Like hey bud, just so you know, 393 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,240 Papa's proud of you. Do you really or is that? 394 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,720 In the no, I really do that. OK, that's I mean I do it as a 395 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,480 bit, but I. Love, are you taller than him? 396 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,800 Yeah, that's all that matters. Yeah. 397 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,000 He's my child. But yeah, so then eventually, 398 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 obviously, you know, it worked. You figured it out. 399 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,960 Figured it out. You fine-tuned the method as. 400 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,440 A whole as a whole thing, it's a mess. 401 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:01,600 It is 12 years of worth it comes. 402 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,400 Can you imagine? I mean, I don't. 403 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,560 Think, I don't think you're producing it that whole time. 404 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,720 I think there's a point where you where you. 405 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,440 First, back into your body. No, but I are you. 406 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,680 I don't think you're producing it from from one from zero, the 407 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,360 first. Time I came. 408 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,240 Well, no, you're shooting blanks, I think. 409 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,160 Are you? Shooting blank oh, people are 410 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,200 people are coming. Nothing I think. 411 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,160 So God, I have a sex podcast. There's no real way to to find 412 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,640 out. Don't Google that well. 413 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,800 You can't really. Think too, there's a huge chunk 414 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,880 of like sexual psychology missing because you can't, yeah, 415 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,400 talk to kids about it, Which I, that blew my mind when I heard 416 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,600 it, but I was like, yeah, of course. 417 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,360 That's ethics, Yeah, you gotta. But I remember the first few 418 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:48,040 times I came, it was very like clear and like. 419 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,480 Then at some point it got cloudy. 420 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,200 Not to make you jealous. It's supposed to get cloudy. 421 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,640 It's are you kidding? Mine's pink. 422 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,560 Mine's pink and lumpy like tapioca. 423 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,320 Mine has a color setting like those four color pens, or you 424 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,240 can do blue, red, green. And black. 425 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,280 I mean literally the height of technology before technology. 426 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,720 Seriously, as if buying 4 pens is that crazy of an idea. 427 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,800 They come in a four pack. You know, they got crazier than 428 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,960 that. They used to like 10. 429 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,240 Oh no, I don't really. Girls had them a lot click. 430 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,120 Different words, different colors. 431 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,920 Kind of like. Girly Do you remember your first 432 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,400 sexual experience with another person? 433 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,240 Yes, that was awesome. Yeah, that was awesome. 434 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:33,000 Paint us a picture of no first and last names unless you change 435 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,200 them. OK, I know first and last names 436 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,120 for sure. It was a girl that I had met. 437 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,120 I was in the jazz band when I was in junior high and high 438 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,440 school. But a horny space? 439 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,200 Played drums. Yeah. 440 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:41,920 I didn't even know. Oh. 441 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,640 Drums. Part of yeah, yeah. 442 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,600 Part of my history with a lot of this is that I was so naive for 443 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,400 so long because I just, I think I was kind of sheltered because 444 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,200 I was very like just upper middle class, not exposed to 445 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,960 that mom always around and like, I think probably trying to keep 446 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,240 me from finding out about that shit. 447 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,920 So like, I just didn't know that, you know what I mean? 448 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,160 But oh gosh, how old was that when I held? 449 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,440 Up So you were like in extracurriculars but not 450 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,040 necessarily sports. A. 451 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,440 Little bit of sports like I I play like Little League and 452 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,280 stuff like that, but not. Not like high school. 453 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,000 No. And then this was high school 454 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,320 jazz. In high school, yeah, I was 455 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,080 doing jazz band, and I'd met this girl a few years ago or a 456 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:24,720 few years before then. And yeah, we started dating. 457 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,080 We started making out and oh, my gosh, where were we? 458 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,000 I think we're just, yeah, we were in my my bedroom and I had 459 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,280 a closet. We had this ridiculous house 460 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,200 that I just had ended up having like 2 master bedrooms. 461 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,000 And so by virtue, one of them, by virtue of being the older of 462 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,560 two brothers, I had the second one. 463 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,400 And so I had like this walk in closet, just ridiculous for like 464 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,800 a 14 year old boy. Just like not going to need half 465 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,280 the space and just like Nirvana and Johnny Cash posters on the 466 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,400 wall and shit like that, you know, raising them straight, you 467 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,760 know, let's raise them straight, honey. 468 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,040 There aren't enough posters in the Beetles. 469 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,360 Yeah, no. It's just so many even. 470 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,080 I mean my apartment today is pretty. 471 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,160 My girlfriend thinks I'm well adjusted for a straight guy and 472 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,400 like furnished as far as that kind of stuff go things. 473 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,160 Like you have furniture? Like I have like floating 474 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,680 shelves and like hanging plants and they all my stuff has frames 475 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,800 great. All my stuff is I have I have 476 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,880 shelves of different of combinations of stuff. 28 I'm 477 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,080 I'm over the I'm 28 year old comedian. 478 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,360 And I just turned 28. Oh, that's right. 479 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,360 When was your birthday? The 4th of March. 480 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,360 Oh my God, happy birthday. Thanks. 481 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,200 I'm going to have a thing about get together eventually. 482 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,320 OK, I just haven't done it, but I'll let you know. 483 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,560 Yeah, don't feel pressure because we're just in the social 484 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,360 situation, but OK, never mind. I will definitely like if you 485 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,840 need a chaperone. No, never mind. 486 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,960 Or if you need some, you're going to be. 487 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,320 I could be like I could make sure everyone's are having fun. 488 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,640 Just tell me what days you're busy and I'll put it on one of 489 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,520 those. Just reach out to me with your 490 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,960 unavailable I'll make. Cookies. 491 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,800 Yeah. OK, I'll bring you. 492 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,280 Cookies. Oh. 493 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,720 So anyway, all right, so I'm with this girl and, you know, 494 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,520 we're standing in my room and we're we're kissing and she just 495 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,080 got down. Yeah, we're standing up and she 496 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,240 just goes right down. Did you know about oral sex? 497 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,680 I knew what it was. She and I had talked about it a 498 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,400 little bit. Like she's like, I want to play 499 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,000 your saxophone. In so many words, yes to coin a 500 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,640 jazz band expression. Did she play saxophone? 501 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,680 I think she played like Clarion. Oh, wait, she was in jazz band 502 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,240 with Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Same same year. 503 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,320 She was a band kid too. She's a great above me. 504 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,840 And wait, I'm so curious. The talking that led up to it, 505 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,440 did she express that she had done it before and she wants to 506 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,720 do it again or did OK, and but you hadn't? 507 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,880 And did she know that? Oh, yeah. 508 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,440 Wow. You're like an open, honest 509 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,360 relationship. It was pretty. 510 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,680 Oh, it gets a lot worse, but yes. 511 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,440 I think I mean, are you? Oh, sure, yeah. 512 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,480 Oh, sure. I think it's part of the part of 513 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,680 the part of the stick anyway. So yeah, she just goes right 514 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,640 down. And you know, it wasn't, it 515 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,720 wasn't down there for very long. You came. 516 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,760 Yeah, in her mouth. Did you swallow it? 517 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,760 Yeah, because we're standing there in my closet and who are 518 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,840 we here coming up the stairs with my fucking mom? 519 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,520 And listen, it is one of my proudest high pressure 520 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,160 achievement. Saves. 521 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:09,480 The amount that we like the the rapidity with which we fucking 522 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,480 were up. Belt buckled her shit back on. 523 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,800 Certainly some swallowing happening in that process. 524 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,880 And just presentable, you know, ready for church. 525 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,400 Did you have to flip it up into the waistband? 526 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,560 I think so. OK. 527 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,720 I don't remember that it, I don't remember that part, but 528 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,160 probably, yeah, probably. There's something. 529 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,280 OK, so wait. And this was like your first 530 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,640 sexual experience with another person? 531 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:37,440 Yeah, have you ever had a fear based orgasm where the shock of 532 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,920 like hearing a door open makes you cum? 533 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,360 I don't think so. OK, so this wasn't that like you 534 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,720 were you were finishing. No, it was just perfect timing. 535 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,480 It was like right when I was done, we heard her, my mom 536 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,360 coming up the stairs. They were like, oh fuck, oh 537 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,960 fuck. But like, thank God that we got 538 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,080 that. Done nut in. 539 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,520 You know, as they say, hashtag get that nut in. 540 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,040 Hashtag get that nut in. So. 541 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,160 And now here we are, 12 years later. 542 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:11,680 Oh my God, 12 years. I was your age 12 years ago. 543 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,320 Fuck dude, so you were 28 when that was happening? 544 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,760 Yeah, what were you? Doing What were you doing? 545 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,160 I felt it. You're like, something's right. 546 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,600 In there, someone nutted. Somewhere a 16 year old. 547 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:29,720 Your friend nutted 20 eight. I was towards the end of my 548 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:34,360 drinking and using here in Los Angeles, CA and I was still just 549 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:38,440 like a demon twink. I was running all about, not 550 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,360 really serious about comedy. OK, Yeah. 551 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,880 No. I got sober at 30 and then 552 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,120 everything fell into place after that. 553 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,560 OK, so wait, did you you stayed with Jazz Girl? 554 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,720 Oh God, no. It's. 555 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,920 Did you break your heart? No, no, no, no, no, no. 556 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,840 Here's what happened. This is it's, it's not as hard 557 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,160 to talk about, it just sucks. OK, well. 558 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,400 But I don't feel pressured to talk about it. 559 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,520 OK. No, no, Don't worry about that. 560 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,840 I wouldn't if I didn't want to. And I think it's interesting to 561 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,440 kind of revisit now. Yeah, they might not pay my mom 562 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,400 in the best light, but let me just say this. 563 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,320 She did the best she could. She's not watching this. 564 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,160 I love my mom. I do in my own way. 565 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,000 She's a good. She's a great. 566 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,480 Was she overbearing? Yes, yeah. 567 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,440 Here's what happened. At some point my mom got 568 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,480 convinced that I was going to get this girl pregnant. 569 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,000 Pregnant. Yeah. 570 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,400 And here's the thing you got to know about me. 571 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,960 I'm an extremely addictive personality. 572 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,480 I think that maybe is a given. But saying you're sober and and 573 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,120 highlighting that are two different things, especially for 574 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,360 people who aren't like that or don't know, you know what I 575 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,240 mean? I think that you probably know 576 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,640 that. No, I'm sober and you probably 577 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,520 can can commute one to the other. 578 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,200 But yeah, I was obsessed with this girl. 579 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,280 Yeah, it was. I mean, you know, I already like 580 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,080 my whole life I had just was obsessed with different things 581 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,920 and it, you know, video games or whatever it was, would be. 582 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,280 And so, you know, when I discovered this, it, this thing 583 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:06,840 made me feel great physically, emotionally, I, I just was 584 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,800 anyway. Getting blow jobs or at this 585 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,880 point had you had sex? We hadn't had sex. 586 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,480 I didn't. We never ended up having sex. 587 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,800 Oh wow. But Mom really got in there. 588 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,640 Oh. OK, go on. 589 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,240 Sorry. So at a certain point, gosh, I 590 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,480 don't remember exactly what happened. 591 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,920 I know at one point my mom did walk in on us pucking up like I 592 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,000 think she was blowing. Give me a blowjob and. 593 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,600 Did you ever eat this girl's? Yeah. 594 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:30,920 Oh. Yeah, yeah. 595 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,640 Even at 16, I was gobble. Gob was a giver. 596 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,920 Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah. 597 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,440 I mean, you got to, you got to reciprocate. 598 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,560 I never understood guys that don't guys. 599 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:45,120 Oh, no way. You're you. 600 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,840 You want it. You might be. 601 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,480 Oh. You know what's so funny is if I 602 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,440 were to mimic being a straight guy and not be found out, I 603 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:58,120 would only want to eat her out. You would think don't go near 604 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,880 my, don't go near my. But you're coming at it with the 605 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,560 intention of being a gay guy. Yeah. 606 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,600 And not wanting to find out you're gay. 607 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,880 Totally. I think a lot of these guys that 608 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,040 don't eat puss. They're like. 609 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,160 They're. Right. 610 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,720 They be on the they don't know they're gay. 611 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,000 They be on the flip side. Yeah, OK, sorry. 612 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,160 OK, go on. Which they may or may not be 613 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,680 gay, they could just be bi. Thank you. 614 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,200 Or maybe they really do just have a sore jaw that day. 615 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,280 All days, Yes. And all times, Yeah. 616 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,440 So my mom walks in on a little bit of oral sex going on. 617 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,480 Yeah. A little bit of consensual oral 618 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,520 sex. And I don't know why I said it. 619 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,360 Like, you know what? Honestly. 620 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,600 I love, I love the check in. You can't really. 621 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,640 I'm sure you can, but I think that oral sex, of all types of 622 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,320 sex, is probably the one that's the the most inherently 623 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,280 consensual. On which side? 624 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,360 I think on either side. I think it would be hard to. 625 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,120 I don't want to. Put your piece in your teeth 626 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,320 that don't want your. That's what I mean, yeah, Is 627 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,680 that you wouldn't. You couldn't. 628 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,880 Yes, I wouldn't. Not that I wouldn't. 629 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,080 Well, now we're in a bit of a hole and. 630 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:09,040 So to speak. Yes, if I were to hard word of 631 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,800 mouth God. But I just you see the movie 632 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,080 Teeth. Have you seen that movie? 633 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,440 Where it's in her. Vagina. 634 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,840 Yeah, she's got teeth in her vagina. 635 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,080 I didn't. And the guy. 636 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,280 The guy. Puts his fingers in. 637 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,480 No, he puts. His thing and it gets bitten 638 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,000 off. And it gets bitten off because 639 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,800 she said no, no, no, no. No piranha 3D and a guy She has 640 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,760 a piranha in her couch a. Piranha, yeah, that's a whole 641 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,320 like, but that's. Like an external face. 642 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,400 I know, I know it's. Well, no, no, but I just mean 643 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,360 it's just an interesting construct of like as far as 644 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,520 having a a chomping mechanism built into a vagina. 645 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,960 Totally. I think, I don't know. 646 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,440 I think it makes more sense efficiency wise to just have 647 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,800 teeth down there for sure. But then is that more managed? 648 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,960 You have to brush his own teeth? Do you have to flaws? 649 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,120 Is that an? Awkward Invisalign. 650 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,120 Well, yeah, because it's not, it's not that big. 651 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,160 Like how many teeth are really down? 652 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,880 Is it a full mouth? Is it just like 3 and 5 trap? 653 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,920 Yeah, kind of like they. I like that. 654 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,200 Yeah, they shred. So you pull out it, it shreds. 655 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,760 Put a piece of paper in there and it comes out. 656 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,920 It comes out her ass with just the. 657 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,240 OK, so you're having oral with your mom, I mean with your mom 658 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,920 my. Mom walks in on a little bit of, 659 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,280 yeah, a little bit of that. And God, I don't remember 660 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,920 exactly what happened, but shortly thereafter my mom 661 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,840 basically says you're not allowed to see this girl 662 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,640 anymore. And that was not the start of a 663 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,720 good. Because you were. 664 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,240 Well, I was still seeing her. I still wanted to say I was 665 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,040 obsessed. With this girl. 666 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,160 And. And your mom's whole platform 667 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,120 was you're going to have sex and you're going to you're getting. 668 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,520 Pregnant. You're going to ruin your life. 669 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,600 That she was religious and I wasn't raised. 670 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,400 The girl was. Yeah, she was decently 671 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,640 religious, did you not? Religious enough to not be. 672 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:50,880 Soccer. No. 673 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,600 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 674 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,760 Did part of you not fear her getting pregnant? 675 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,840 And you're like, I want to be with her forever, I'll raise a 676 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,800 kid with her. I don't care. 677 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,040 I mean, it definitely got to the point where it was such an 678 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:06,000 intense, not even just the word sensation, it was an intense 679 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,680 experience for me overall. I would say probably emotionally 680 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,360 more than anything. I mean, the sexual part of it 681 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,000 obviously is so profound at that age. 682 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,280 But for me, and this has always been true, like with sex, 683 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,600 there's like an emotional connection, even if I I felt in 684 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,440 pretty deep emotional connection with this girl anyway, 685 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,760 especially at that age and with that level of experience. 686 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,280 But that's, those are things that have always translated for 687 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,760 me. I'm sure it's probably true for 688 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,040 everybody. Some people are just more 689 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,360 accepting of it anyway. Whatever, Fuck, what was I 690 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,960 talking about? Here's what the coffee does to 691 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,760 me. No, I love it. 692 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,800 You probably need more. That's not I know. 693 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,920 Cherry coal is good anyway, so the. 694 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,800 Best you're going to go home with you and if you want. 695 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,720 OK, fine. All right. 696 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,760 A party was I supposed to talk about? 697 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,160 If you're going to remember what you were talking about, you can 698 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,480 have a cherry coal as well. You. 699 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,760 Were saying 45 minutes. You were saying how? 700 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,240 Oh, yes, it was such an intense experience, right? 701 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,400 That I'm just, I'm obsessed with this girl and I, I OK. 702 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,720 Oh, yes. Your question was, was I afraid 703 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,880 that I was going to get her pregnant? 704 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,880 Or were you like not afraid? Right. 705 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,280 Well, we definitely were saying to each other things along the 706 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,480 lines of you're my soul mate, I'm going to spend the rest of 707 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,120 my life with you. We're going to have kids within 708 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,280 like a few months of any of this stuff just because that, you 709 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,760 know, that was kind of, at least for me, that was how deep it 710 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,720 felt. And because, you know, I'm 16 or 711 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,160 whatever. So it's not that I wasn't afraid 712 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,920 of it. I think I just didn't have the 713 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:26,840 experience to know that that was a danger, which I would, which I 714 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,360 see it as a danger now retrospectively. 715 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,160 And I get it. I get why my mom is afraid of 716 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:36,320 that because that's not look, there's some people that are 717 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,800 with their person from that from that that age and that's great. 718 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,160 But it's one thing to do that and let you know what I mean and 719 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,680 then start a family later on. It's another thing to get 720 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,200 someone and be. I probably would have felt 721 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,880 pretty stuck. Yeah, You know what? 722 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,040 I. Mean. 723 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,160 And that girl was Caroline Leavitt. 724 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,600 It was Christy Gnome actually. Wow. 725 00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:07,320 Older than I left my balloons. OK, so you're torn apart at the 726 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:12,920 seams, do you? How long before you get back in 727 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,240 the game? Well, this is not the end of 728 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,440 this story. OK, OK. 729 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,440 I insist on continuing to see this girl and my mom says fuck 730 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,200 no you're not doing that. And it got so bad that my mom 731 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,400 like wouldn't let me go to school because that's she knew I 732 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,760 was just going to go see this girl. 733 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,080 Had did she ever contact the girl's parents? 734 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:34,200 Yeah, but but the sources that I ended up getting from that, 735 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,400 we're pretty shaky. Like I what happened was my mom 736 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,480 sent me down to live with my dad. 737 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,560 My dad lived in Orange County at the time, and I grew up in Santa 738 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,400 Barbara. OK, so my dad, my mom basically 739 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,440 sent me to exile. Because of this girl. 740 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:53,680 Yeah, and no phone or anything. But in a in a sluttier city and 741 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,000 without her supervision. Well, but I wasn't. 742 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 I mean, I was 16. I was obsessed with this one 743 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,160 person. Like it was all I was thinking 744 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,240 about was like, my dad would go to work and I was just alone at 745 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:03,920 his house. Watch it. 746 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,240 ESPNI had no phone. I had nothing. 747 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,480 No, it was right. It was during school. 748 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,720 My friends were like, is he dead? 749 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,320 Yeah, it was bad, man. It was bad. 750 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,720 Wait, so you were not in school at this time? 751 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,480 No, it was my junior year of high school. 752 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,600 It winter break had ended and I was just waiting for that to go 753 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,600 to be over so I could go back to school and see this girl. 754 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,480 And it was over. And my mom was like, you're not 755 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,280 going to school? Yeah, it was awful. 756 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,240 It was fucking. Awful. 757 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,960 Whoa. That is so much more intense 758 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,680 than I thought. It was extremely intense. 759 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,720 So. But in a way, you were 760 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,760 unhealthily obsessed with this girl. 761 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,440 Yes. OK. 762 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,000 I mean, no offense in another way. 763 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,120 No, no, none taken in another way. 764 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,640 I was appropriately, I think, excited. 765 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:51,320 Yeah, about I mean this girl and feeling the whatever a 16 year 766 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,840 old thinks, his love for the. First time. 767 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,040 It's the most pure form. You'll never have that again. 768 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,960 Is it highly possible, if not likely, that I could have gotten 769 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,560 her pregnant? Yes. 770 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,560 Do I have any control after that point? 771 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,320 No. So do I get it? 772 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,320 Do I get why my mom was like fuck sure my little. 773 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,920 Horny. Son, because this girl was 3. 62 774 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,719 already. Yeah, just about. 775 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,600 Wow. Yeah, Yeah. 776 00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:19,080 So. How did it resolve itself? 777 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,199 Did you start to go to school in Orange County? 778 00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:22,679 No. No, no, I got back after a 779 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,239 couple weeks. My friends were like, we thought 780 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,080 you were dead. I started, I got like one of 781 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,000 those fake texting apps where you can make a different phone 782 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,639 number. And I started texting her from 783 00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:32,920 that because my mom would check my phone. 784 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,520 It turned out that she had gone out on a date with another guy 785 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,679 while I was. I was like oh fuck you, how dare 786 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,960 you. Is that what did it? 787 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,000 Yeah. Oh yeah, I was done with her 788 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,920 ass. And then how long did you 789 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,800 suffer? Or was it like, was I sad about 790 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,199 it? Yeah. 791 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,120 Till now, yeah, probably. Yeah, probably about 10 more 792 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,440 years. Probably by the time I'm your 793 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,280 age I'll be over it, but no promises. 794 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,600 But by the time you're my age, you'll forget that's. 795 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,160 True. And that is so true. 796 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,760 Your mind will start to kind of let things go. 797 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,240 No, I mean, I, I think like what, a year later, maybe nine 798 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,920 months later, I, I met someone else and I was the first girl I 799 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,240 ended up having sex with. And so that, but certainly by 800 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,160 that time. Also at your school I. 801 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,280 Think it was terribly long? No, Decker went to a different 802 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,240 school. The hottest people go to a. 803 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,680 Different school, that girl, she lives in a full different city. 804 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,040 I can't, I won't say where, but it was like a six hour drive 805 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,560 from my school. How did you meet her? 806 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,760 There was this organization that I was involved with. 807 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,000 No, there's nobody's on Myspace. Fuck off. 808 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,000 Nobody was on in 2016 when I graduated from my school. 809 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,200 Oh, my God. Ten. 810 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:38,720 Yeah, I know, I know. 2004 maybe? 811 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,480 Dude, Yeah, yeah, Makes sense now. 812 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,200 Nobody was on Myspace. We were on Instagram. 813 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,720 We were on Snapchat. Yeah, Snapchat came out when I 814 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,720 was in like 7th or 8th grade. Snapchat I did briefly, yeah, 815 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,440 when I was like 21 or 22, but I was like. 816 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,320 No, yeah. And that's fair. 817 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,320 I mean, I was on my username on Snapchat was JT one? 818 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,000 That's how early I was on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 819 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,560 You beat Justin Timberlake. Well, I think he probably just 820 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,040 had JT. Oh, wow. 821 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:02,960 Maybe he did. I don't know. 822 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,320 I don't know why he would be on there. 823 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,960 He's already way too old for that shit anyway. 824 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,720 You're right. But who knows what he's doing on 825 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,520 there. Yeah, those, those guys, those 826 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,680 fellas. Anyway, I met there was this 827 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,320 thing I was involved with in school and there and her school 828 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,800 where she lived was also doing it. 829 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,360 And it was just like a it was an organization. 830 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,440 Trip. OK, No. 831 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,040 No, it was, it was this thing we did. 832 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,480 It was just to. Think future farmers of America. 833 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,040 Sort of, but not no. Bottle UN. 834 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,320 Yeah, it's closer to that, OK. Would I not understand it as a 835 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,040 concept? It was just trying to not it 836 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,360 was, it was like a nonprofit. Let's just say that it was like 837 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,680 a nonprofit. It's just like part of young 838 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,320 Republicans. No, no, no, no. 839 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,720 It was that. There was no political thing. 840 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,080 I don't know why I'm being cagey about it. 841 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,960 It's not and I'm not. I'm not gonna dox anyone. 842 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,200 OK, No, not that at. All so this girl. 843 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,880 No, I guess I'm trying to protect her. 844 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,880 On the young CIA program. Yes, young CIA six hours away. 845 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,680 OK, so I met her at this like conference sort of retreat 846 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,560 thing. Yeah, that we did. 847 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,080 And we, we started texting and then and we and we slept 848 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,880 together. We, the first time I had sex was 849 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,400 in the bed of my pickup truck. That was my first car. 850 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,440 Did you drive 6 hours to her place? 851 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,120 She had driven 6 hours to see me. 852 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:15,600 Her dad drove her to where I lived under the guise of like 853 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:19,240 college tours, which she, to be fair, was checking out. 854 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,640 But I think the main impetus probably was to hang out with me 855 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,480 just. To get Dick down. 856 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,480 And so we hung out. JT one. 857 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,520 We had sex. Yeah. 858 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,080 JT one on Snapchat. Wow. 859 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,040 Not anymore. I think I lost. 860 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,440 I don't know. I'm not on Snapchat. 861 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,800 Are you? No. 862 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,320 OK. I'm not on Snapchat. 863 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,200 I know they are. OK. 864 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,360 That's fine for them. Yeah. 865 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,760 As long as everything they're doing on there is. 866 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,040 Wait, this is crazy. So her dad dropped her off at 867 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,760 your home. No. 868 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,520 At a third. Level fuck no. 869 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,920 I picked her up at the Lemon Tree Hotel. 870 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,800 That's what it's called. Wow, where I guess where she was 871 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,480 staying with her dad and we went and hung out and we went to this 872 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:57,520 place that is a common place, not for people to go have sex in 873 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,680 the bed of a truck, but just a common place that people will 874 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,600 go. That's exactly what it's called. 875 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,760 And and we just had sex. And, and here's The thing is 876 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,280 that we weren't the only people there. 877 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,480 And it's a bed. It was an open bed. 878 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,880 It wasn't there was no shell on it. 879 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,360 We were just back there, crazy, crazy and cold, too. 880 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,080 Like my Dick was smaller than it is. 881 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,040 Condom. Using a condom for the first 882 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,920 time, like, And she was riding me like I wasn't on top of her. 883 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,200 She was like sticking up. People were driving by honking. 884 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,440 It was fucking hilarious thinking about it, thinking 885 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,760 about it now. It was awesome. 886 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,960 So it was awesome, Yeah. Wow. 887 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,960 Dead clean, Sober, yeah. Was she topless? 888 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:38,920 No. Did she have a full parka on? 889 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,160 She might have had one of those little bralette kind of lace 890 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,320 things on. In the like winter air. 891 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,240 Yeah, when would this have been? January. 892 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,360 Oh wait, but this is California still. 893 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,000 Well, yeah, but 50s? 50s. 894 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,920 Not ideal. Not that not ideal. 895 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,240 I mean, it's not like a snowstorm, but it's not like, 896 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,160 hey, let's set the mood. Let's turn it down to 50. 897 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,920 And were you was the plan to have sex at this in this truck 898 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,520 bed or was it just a cooler? Around. 899 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,560 No, I think it was to have sex. OK. 900 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,800 I'm pretty sure that was the plan. 901 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,760 And then OK, so you you finish. Yep. 902 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,600 Everyone. 'S yeah. 903 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,200 I mean, it's not like the whole town was driving. 904 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,120 No, there were no truckers. Maybe. 905 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,400 No, there were no truckers. You wish there were truckers. 906 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,200 Yeah, of course. But you, you guys. 907 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,920 The guy wearing a flannel cut off, Yeah. 908 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,040 You finished with Thunder supplies from the townies and 909 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,040 then what? That's right, you drop her back 910 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,040 off at the lemon tree. Her dad smells your stink. 911 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,520 On her, probably. No, I never met her. 912 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,760 Well, I met her dad later on because we dated for a long 913 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,080 time. Oh, that's beautiful. 914 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,160 We dated long distance and I, we would drive up and I couldn't 915 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,240 tell my mom because obviously. So I would make up, dude. 916 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,280 I would invent these fucking lies that I would tell my mom 917 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,200 about where I was going because I was driving to a city six 918 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,720 hours away from me. Yeah, the speedometer doesn't 919 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,840 lie. It was not well, my mom, she she 920 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,400 didn't check that what she would think because she was pretty 921 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,520 detective Y like I remember one time I walked out of my room and 922 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,200 there was there was like I think it must have been flower just on 923 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,040 the like landing outside of my room to see if I was leaving. 924 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,000 She didn't put it far enough because I fucking jumped over 925 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,880 that shit, dumb ass mom. Love you. 926 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,160 Love you, mom. What? 927 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,320 But I got you. I won that one in that battle. 928 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,720 Got. To know did you do with any of 929 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:25,560 your behavior warranting your mom being such, I'm going to use 930 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,480 the word psycho. Yeah, here's The thing is that 931 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:32,720 my dad was a meth addict, like fucking hardcore and like kind 932 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:36,000 of abandoned all of us. And, and I'm very similar to my 933 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,280 dad. I'm named after him. 934 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,440 And I think that she saw a lot of that stuff in me and didn't 935 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,720 know what the fuck to do. And I was her older son. 936 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:49,480 So in the in an effort to fully empathize with my mom, who I who 937 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,440 I really think did I, I really think she did her best. 938 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,880 Yeah. And I think she probably was 939 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,280 like, what the fuck? And I think she probably saw 940 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,640 some of that happening. It was like, I'm just trying to 941 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,480 have raise some kids. What the fuck is this? 942 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,320 Which I can't blame her for if she felt that way, you know what 943 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,400 I mean? It's taking me a long time to 944 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,240 get there, don't get me wrong, but but yeah, at the time I was 945 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,320 like, why is this happening? I didn't get it, you know, I 946 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,280 mean, because I didn't, I wasn't my God, I wasn't 16 going. 947 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,640 Oh, it's probably because my dad was exhibiting similar. 948 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,760 I was like, I just laughed. Were you a good student? 949 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,400 Yes. OK. 950 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,360 By by by demand. I was a very my mom forced me 951 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,600 to. She would pick me up from high 952 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,240 school and then drive me to City College. 953 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,960 We had a Community College where I would take extra classes so I 954 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,480 could get some college credits done. 955 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,680 Yeah. And you had ADD. 956 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,080 Fucking big time undiagnosed. No, Yeah, I didn't get started 957 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,360 getting on meds until I was 18. Through it. 958 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,560 I would stay up till probably 4:00 in the morning just taking 959 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,600 notes, like the most detailed notes you've ever seen because 960 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,880 I'm also I also have pretty bad OCD. 961 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,040 OK, yeah, I mean not it's probably not that bad, but it's 962 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,520 not as bad as the idiots. Being bad. 963 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,600 Yeah. It's it does shock me though 964 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,360 that she did like flower but didn't do speedometer. 965 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,080 Speedometer was like a very. That's a classic. 966 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,920 Yeah, like, oh, OK, you're going to Brad's. 967 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,760 Yeah, that's about what, No miles away? 968 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,800 You know what it is because I told her what I told her what I 969 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,520 was doing and it was long distance stuff. 970 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,320 I was like, hey, I'm going to go at one point. 971 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,640 My friend move or something? Yeah, my friends got into disc 972 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,920 golf, Frisbee golf. I'm not into it anymore. 973 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,080 Not there's anything wrong with that. 974 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,920 Do whatever you want to do. Listen, people talk about 975 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,000 sports. I glazed over. 976 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,400 You could have said field hockey. 977 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,440 You could have said mountain biking. 978 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,800 And they're like, OK. Like any of my interests. 979 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,400 And there was a point where I was pretty into it. 980 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,360 And so I told my mom I was like, tournament, I'm going to wake up 981 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,040 and I'm going to go to these different parks throughout 982 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,640 California. Northern California. 983 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,160 I'm just. Going to go play disc golf. 984 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,640 So then, you know, I was just going to see this girl, but I 985 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,000 ended up, you know, then I would have to go out of my way to 986 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,160 actually go to these places so I could take photos. 987 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,520 Yeah. And send them to my mother and 988 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,920 be like I'm in Paso Robles. Aren't you so thankful they 989 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,760 didn't have share my location yet dude? 990 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,440 Or the thing. Or the thing where you can see 991 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,480 the location of a photo. You know, because you know. 992 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,200 Oh my God, Gio, when someone texts you a. 993 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,200 Picture, you can download it. You can see where it was taken. 994 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,400 You can see when Yeah, man, yeah, they share my location 995 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,040 would have fucking screwed me. We had Snap map, we had this. 996 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,840 We had the snap map from Snapchat. 997 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,320 Snapchat. You saw where your snapper? 998 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,920 Was all your little, your little friends see where they are. 999 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,040 Oh, this guy's in England. Yeah. 1000 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,320 Oh yeah, you can turn it off. And my mom obviously was not 1001 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:30,120 like didn't know about that so. Well I bet your bet your dad was 1002 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,480 with meth, no offense. I don't know. 1003 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,160 Seems like a a meth user like favorite app Snapchat I don't 1004 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,800 know. Sending pictures of meth I. 1005 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:46,080 Don't know, just like. Check out this rock. 1006 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,280 Kind of like constantly just like updating. 1007 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,760 Put it in a bag, smash it. Yeah. 1008 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,320 I don't know. I don't. 1009 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,520 I don't want to do meth but I do want to like. 1010 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,400 Feel the effects. No, no, no. 1011 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,120 I just want to like play with it, like as a fidget. 1012 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,480 I want to feel the texture of it, like play dough or like a 1013 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,400 slinky or like one of those. And then meth like a bop it. 1014 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,920 Yeah, I want to crush him into a powder. 1015 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,200 Okay. Inside of I don't want to do. 1016 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,800 Meth I don't want to do. That time, he spiked the. 1017 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:17,200 Camera thing fuck me up but but I want to fidget around with 1018 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,160 meth. Meth. 1019 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,840 That would be fun. For I like the concept of doing 1020 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,120 it and then writing a screenplay in 2 days. 1021 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,400 Yeah, I don't like that at all, 'cause it would all be dog shit. 1022 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,880 Like I have that a little bit with coffee. 1023 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,640 I drink a coffee and I try to write jokes and I'm like. 1024 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,680 What the fuck is this idiot? It's all premises. 1025 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,240 It's all. Premises and bad. 1026 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,560 Ones. And I go, what if there was a 1027 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,240 laser beam attack? And I'm like, what the what is 1028 00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,080 that? That's nothing. 1029 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,400 They're worse than the premises I come up with at like 3. 1030 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,880 AM OK so you ever. Have those and you're like, this 1031 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,080 is something. I know this, none of them ever 1032 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,720 are, but this one is. And you wake up and you're like, 1033 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,480 that's dog shit dude. I will say I feel like I'm a 1034 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:59,080 little beyond that because I'm so I always have my wits about 1035 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,280 me and if I'm and I also stopped thinking creatively when like it 1036 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,520 gets dark, I like don't I like I'm a morning person. 1037 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,840 So like 3:00 AM, I'd be like thinking about like what's on TV 1038 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,120 or something. Like stuff I think well, but 1039 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,320 sometimes things just kind of come to you or like if you're, 1040 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,240 if you're falling asleep, I don't know if you fall asleep 1041 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:18,240 with external stimuli. I try not to, but I do. 1042 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,200 Sometimes, it's usually when I'm not doing that that then 1043 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,280 thoughts inhabit my brain, God forbid. 1044 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,240 So we do it, and then I think of city. 1045 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,640 Promises. Probably we use it as like. 1046 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,480 Jordan Thulus has a joke about this. 1047 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,880 You know Jordan, he. Just did it before you. 1048 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,800 Not today but like 4 days ago. He's so funny. 1049 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,720 Also my dad. I know that. 1050 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,520 That's awesome. That's one of the ways we 1051 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,720 connect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1052 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,520 I love Jordan, but he has a really good bit. 1053 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,400 I'm, I'm like 99% sure it says about. 1054 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,120 That's why we listen to podcasts to like, replace the voices in 1055 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,840 our head. Oh yeah, it's a great premier. 1056 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,960 Taylor Tomlinson, no relation. Right, no relation. 1057 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,960 Crazy no relation, never heard that last name. 1058 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,880 Before, I would be riding that all the way to the top, believe 1059 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,080 me, yeah. She had a joke about like, she's 1060 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,320 like, oh, I'm not trying to put music in. 1061 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,240 I'm trying to keep thoughts. Ow, that's so funny. 1062 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,080 Yeah, It's so real. It is so real. 1063 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,880 OK, wait. So from what I'm gathering 1064 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,440 though is like you are a relationship romantic girly. 1065 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,400 Yeah. Oh yeah. 1066 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,800 So not at well at a certain point that all kind of blew up, 1067 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,680 but yes, for a long time. Was it after? 1068 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,560 After how long did you date 6 hour girl? 1069 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,920 Couple years we went off the college well, so we, we were six 1070 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,360 hours apart and then we went to two colleges that were all those 1071 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,560 six hours apart. And then, yeah, we still saw 1072 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,080 each other. But I was, I was a heavier guy. 1073 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,880 I was, I was a big, big fella. OK. 1074 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,520 And. So at a certain point I lost a 1075 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,560 bunch of weight. Probably 5-4 or five years ago I 1076 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,600 lost it. Like it was kind of a continue. 1077 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,520 I didn't like just go on a journey and lose all this 1078 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,440 weight, but it all told I'd probably lost about 75 lbs. 1079 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,520 OK. And from like my heaviest to my 1080 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,760 lightest OK, which I've now gained about £20 back, but 1081 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:57,440 that's fine. So anyway, yeah, what is? 1082 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,640 And then at a certain point, and then at that point I was like, 1083 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,360 all right, fuck relationships, let's just screw around. 1084 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,480 Oh, you're saying you dropped weight and we're like, I'm going 1085 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,640 to be a fuck boy now? Little bit, yeah. 1086 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,440 That's beautiful. Not that exact wording, but just 1087 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:17,120 kind of like, let's do that. I mean, I, I, I felt good about 1088 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,960 my body for the first time. Yeah, you know. 1089 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,440 And you want to just kind of get it out there. 1090 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,880 Yeah, kind of take it for a spin, Yeah. 1091 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,160 Is that we're are we up to current day? 1092 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,360 Medi me. Like are you in fuck boy phase? 1093 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,120 No, no, I'm in a relationship now. 1094 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,920 For how long? About three months. 1095 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,000 Oh, OK. It's pretty new, very new. 1096 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,320 So you must be excited about it. Yeah, we won't ask questions 1097 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,480 about it because obviously that's her story to tell as 1098 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,960 well. Tell talk to us about being 1099 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,440 getting out there and playing the field And like, I'm assuming 1100 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:54,000 you mean like party hook up. Well, not really, because by 1101 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,840 this time I was sober. Oh. 1102 00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,360 So it was mostly just like, you know, meeting people in life, 1103 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,280 going on dates from apps sometimes. 1104 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,880 And there were some things that lasted a little little bit 1105 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,000 longer. Flings. 1106 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:12,680 Flings did sobriety A tribute to the weight loss and then also. 1107 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,720 But sorry, go on. Oh no. 1108 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,080 The weight loss was a very direct effort. 1109 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,680 You were like, I'm going to. Lose. 1110 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,760 Well, it was COVID. So I was like, this is we're 1111 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:21,960 going to do this. Damn. 1112 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,640 Get this shit, you were in the minority of people who use that 1113 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,440 as a time to get. Yeah, in. 1114 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,040 Better shape? Well, I was. 1115 00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,360 Doing nothing all the time. So I was like, we're going to 1116 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,520 eat right. We're going to go to the store, 1117 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,000 we're going to worry about protein. 1118 00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040 And you were sober. And I was sober and I was 1119 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,120 working out everyday. Did you get sober in the 1120 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,640 pandemic or before? I have different dates for 1121 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,720 different stuff. Like I stopped doing coke when I 1122 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:46,520 was in 2017 and I stopped smoking weed in 2019. 1123 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:51,600 Yeah, it was 4/20/2019. And then, yeah, I stopped vaping 1124 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,720 like a couple months before COVID, and then I stopped 1125 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,480 drinking like right in the middle of Coke, like December 1126 00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,760 2020. Do you miss any of them and if 1127 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,480 so, rank them? How what you missed? 1128 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,080 Most I mean I coke was fun. Yeah. 1129 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,040 But no, I don't miss any of that shit. 1130 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,960 I grew up my whole life thinking I'm going to be sober. 1131 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,040 Really. Yeah. 1132 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,160 And then, you know, I, I smoked weed a little bit when I was 1133 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,800 like 14 and then I didn't do any more of it till I got to 1134 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,560 college. And that was the director's role 1135 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,520 of seeing your dad. Oh. 1136 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, this is my whole job 1137 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,440 in life is to just not do drugs. What was your trajectory? 1138 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,920 I know this sex podcast, but with drinking and using, when 1139 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,240 did it start and when did it stop? 1140 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,840 Yeah, you just said you had different dates. 1141 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,040 No, you're good. I started really when I went to 1142 00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,640 college is when it like really ramped up. 1143 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,640 I mean, I guess the summer after senior year of high school. 1144 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,800 Did you go away for college? Like, did you stay? 1145 00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,600 I came to Lai went from Santa Barbara to. 1146 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,400 LA But did you live at home or you lived? 1147 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,720 No, I lived in college. OK, OK. 1148 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,600 So I went, Yeah. And then I was done with 1149 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,360 everything by the time I graduated. 1150 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,800 Wow, Yeah, that's. Wild. 1151 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,200 I mean, I'm, I have some serious regrets as far as college things 1152 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,360 that I just didn't take part in, classes I fully didn't go to. 1153 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,280 But I'm glad that I got it was probably going to happen at some 1154 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,480 point, and I'm glad it was then. Yeah, I'd rather it be when I'm 1155 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:05,280 19. It's stupid. 1156 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,960 Oh, you're like Rump Springer. You're you're. 1157 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:11,320 That's when Amish kids go and get to do all the sinful things. 1158 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,000 Oh yeah, yeah, sure. And. 1159 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,680 Then they like come back to the church or whatever. 1160 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,520 That was mine. That was mine. 1161 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,320 That's so wild. And I will say, so much of 1162 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,600 college is really just socialization. 1163 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:23,680 It's like being on your own, washing your clothes, washing 1164 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:28,520 your body, meeting people and like having having fun, having 1165 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,000 fun. There was a lot of that, though, 1166 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,000 as an addict, that I was doing alone. 1167 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,640 OK. Like especially with cocaine. 1168 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,560 Yeah, that I was doing that by myself. 1169 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,440 Wow, cocaine alone. Oh, just. 1170 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,760 Yeah, that's not. Yeah, OK. 1171 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,560 I mean. Having fun, don't get me wrong, 1172 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,760 but like, yeah, not around. Like I wanted to keep it a 1173 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,880 secret because I was deeply ashamed of it, I think. 1174 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,560 And you didn't want to share it, probably. 1175 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,240 Oh fuck, that shit's expensive. I know, yeah, I never paid for 1176 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:56,160 cocaine, but I did a lot of. It you're a smart guy. 1177 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,720 One time I went to I had a friend who sold me who's my 1178 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:04,080 cocaine dealer and he was like, if you go to the Health Center 1179 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:08,560 and get codeine, I'll give you, I'll trade you a gram of cocaine 1180 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,240 for codeine. So I went and faked a cough. 1181 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,560 It's like I need codeine. We get some cough syrup. 1182 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,000 What's he going to do with codeine? 1183 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,280 Is that what makes meth? I think. 1184 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,440 That's what makes lean. What's lean? 1185 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,440 I don't really know. I keep hearing this word lean, 1186 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,680 lean, blunt, lean, you know? And it has like gangster. 1187 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,360 Lean, you know, I heard a Snoop Dogg song I like to pronounce. 1188 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,120 I know it's, I know you say Snoop Dogg and you emphasize 1189 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,640 Snoop Dogg, but I like to say Snoop Dogg so that people know 1190 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,440 that I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. 1191 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,400 That's. Charming, don't get me wrong. 1192 00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,320 So much respect for Snoop Dogg. Of course he's hilarious and 1193 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,400 awesome. And I'm really. 1194 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,360 Talented, but I'm not an. I'm not an expert in the I'm. 1195 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,760 Going to look up lean. History of Snoop Dogg or Snoop 1196 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,400 lion isn't he going by that now see this is how that touch I. 1197 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,320 Fucking no, that's OK. Hey dude, 28, you're out of 1198 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,880 touch. I don't know what's going on. 1199 00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,880 I'm shaking over here. Because of parking? 1200 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:08,280 What parking? Talk on something that would 1201 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,160 talk. Tower, but I just somehow I just 1202 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,080 saw that. Yeah, if you're a fan of mine, 1203 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,160 you're a Tower bottom. That's great because my last 1204 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,960 name is Tower. I like that and it's a play on 1205 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,040 power. That's right. 1206 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:18,560 Well, no, I know what a power bottom well. 1207 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,600 I don't know people, that was your last. 1208 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,320 Name that I didn't make. The dumb people down. 1209 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,280 A good sign you had that custom made. 1210 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,720 Of course. And did they ask what's the, is 1211 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,440 it like a vanity plate where they're like, what does it mean? 1212 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,800 No, they don't make you any of the unsolved. 1213 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,240 Yeah, if you were they, Yeah, just make some hate crime. 1214 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,080 They probably were like, oh, it's like at the bottom of a 1215 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,200 tower. Wow. 1216 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,400 I've never gotten there. Well, these are two yeah, taking 1217 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,560 taking on their own innocent words. 1218 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,920 Tower bottom, I guess bottom is very like PG rated sexual. 1219 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,720 Yeah, bottom. Yeah, bare bottom. 1220 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,720 You know what I mean? Now you're cooking. 1221 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,120 Whatever, now I'll stop. OK, wait. 1222 00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,960 So wait, wait, wait. But you when you were in your 1223 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:03,080 party, boy, or you're like you're like hooking up. 1224 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,440 You are actually you were about to say it wasn't like that. 1225 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:11,720 What am I wrong? It wasn't really like that, OK, 1226 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,320 I don't think it was like that. I mean, I was, I, I wasn't 1227 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,000 really interested in being in a relationship with anyone, I 1228 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:23,640 think. You enjoyed being alone or like 1229 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,920 being I? Think I just had never 1230 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:30,040 experienced like being single and dating without the intention 1231 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,880 of of relationships. Got it. 1232 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,600 I had never experienced that before and I think that I not 1233 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:36,920 that I was like I want to experience that. 1234 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:40,240 I think I was just curious because to me, dating had always 1235 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,920 been a precursor to a relationship and looking for 1236 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,400 love and marriage and all this intense because that was like my 1237 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,920 first experience with it was this girl that I was like, 1238 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,840 you're my soul mate. And then by the way, the the 1239 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,120 girl who lives six hours away from me, I said, we said all 1240 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,800 that same stuff too. So like, that was my 1241 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,240 introduction to that. So that's what that always meant 1242 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,320 for me. And you know, it has nothing to 1243 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,760 do with anyone else. I just, that was, I guess, an 1244 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:07,560 opportunity for me to see that it wasn't and that you can go on 1245 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,560 a date with someone, You can go on multiple dates with someone. 1246 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,920 They might not be looking for anything. 1247 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:11,840 Yeah. And they might be seeing five 1248 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,640 other people. Yeah. 1249 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,160 Which is disappointing. If you want love, sure with 1250 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,840 them, or you think you want to exploit that. 1251 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,240 Monogamous love. Monogamous. 1252 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:20,680 Exactly. Monogamous love. 1253 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:26,520 Is this the first foray back into relationships in a minute 1254 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,440 or have you been like bopping in and out? 1255 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:32,760 No, I've, yeah, I guess a little bit bopping in and out, so OK, 1256 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,280 yeah. OK, let's play a quick round of 1257 00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,680 Hot or not and that's I'm going to list things and you tell me 1258 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,360 if you find them hot or not. So PDA. 1259 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,960 Oh well, if you're part of it, hot. 1260 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,560 But if you're watching. If you're watching it, not. 1261 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,880 But then unless the two people are hot, yeah. 1262 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,680 As long as it's cool to jerk off wherever you're at. 1263 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,840 Turns into a real spectator sport at that point. 1264 00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,560 Yeah. And then maybe. 1265 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,840 Someone else? Me too. 1266 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,800 Yeah, yeah, someone else sees you jerking off and it's like 1267 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,080 throw up. It's like people who are 1268 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,240 sympathetic. Throw up, you throw up, you 1269 00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,480 throw. Up vomiters. 1270 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,160 But this, it's it's with horniness. 1271 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:13,000 That'd be a good scary movie. If you saw something and it it 1272 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,240 made you horny and then someone else saw you and it made them 1273 00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,080 horny, then everyone's horny. What? 1274 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,360 That's not scary, that's just fun. 1275 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,520 If you see the people around you and you're like don't be horny 1276 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,760 around. Me, that's true. 1277 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,560 And then like, rather than being horny, well, because the people 1278 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,960 that are going to, you know, want to see you doing that are 1279 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,880 probably, you might not be as into them as they are into you 1280 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,800 totally. Yeah, because we fantasize up. 1281 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,200 Everyone fantasizes up. There's a joke. 1282 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:41,440 I can't remember who it is, but he's like, people fuck up or 1283 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,640 across. Nobody fucks down. 1284 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,760 People fuck down if you convince them that it's up. 1285 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:48,800 That's so. Funny, it's. 1286 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,920 Probably a Louis CK joke. That's so funny. 1287 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,880 I'm all about bringing back the, you know, the point system, 1288 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,480 Like, oh, she's a 10, he's a 10. Oh, you're, you're about that. 1289 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,280 We need to factor in more things. 1290 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,200 OK. So we can weight it average. 1291 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:09,000 Sure, 10 but finances 6 Sure. Body right Nine. 1292 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,800 Yeah, OK, Personality one. And then do you are you? 1293 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,800 Is that a mean average? You just add them all up and 1294 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,760 divide by the number? Or is there a weight assigned to 1295 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,880 anything or or something? That's a great question. 1296 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:18,880 I. Worth more? 1297 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,800 I think they should all be worth the same well. 1298 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,000 Everybody's got their own, but everybody's got their own, you 1299 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,320 know what I mean? Some people like, I don't care 1300 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,680 about finances. Some people care more about 1301 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:29,240 personality. Some people are like, I don't 1302 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:32,000 give a shit, hot and that's it. You know what I mean of. 1303 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,920 Course, that's on me. But everybody's different. 1304 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,160 And my point is everybody's different. 1305 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,800 So someone might consider someone a different number, a 1306 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,200 different, you know, accumulation of a weighted 1307 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,200 average. But why I think it's important 1308 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,320 that they're all equal is that you still want as close to 10 as 1309 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,800 possible. So it's like if you're 1310 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:55,200 drastically say we're all being graded on five things, if you're 1311 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,880 it's very low on two of them, it's going to read, it's going. 1312 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,480 To read Oh yeah, that's fair, that's fair. 1313 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,080 I don't hate that. I mean as a poor person I hate 1314 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,200 it, but as as. You're in an up where you're pre 1315 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,440 rich. That's still like a one on the 1316 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,960 scale of that one thing. Are you a 1? 1317 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,800 Poor I. Only have a 1 poor. 1318 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,280 I know you grew up in a fat ass house, I bet there's not much 1319 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,360 debt there. No, you, I, you find a way. 1320 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,560 You find a way to make your own. Make your own debt. 1321 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,120 Trust me. OK, what about? 1322 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:28,480 Well, I think I know the answer to this one. 1323 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,640 But like sex in a public space? Yeah. 1324 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,680 Or a place you could get caught. Yeah, hot. 1325 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,200 I mean, it depends on the stakes. 1326 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,640 That there was a girl I've seen once and we went and toured the 1327 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,840 home of Arthur John Steinbeck and she really wanted to hook up 1328 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,440 in the bathroom. I wouldn't do it. 1329 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,040 I was, I was younger and I I kind of pussy down a little bit. 1330 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,520 The bathroom's at least safe because the worst is someone's 1331 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,160 going to knock and like, hello. Well, and you totally could have 1332 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,040 played it off as like. Oh, we're finding it. 1333 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,040 Whatever. Yeah, but she. 1334 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,000 Needed to do. It you know what it is I have, I 1335 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,680 have too much respect for Cannery Row. 1336 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,720 I was like, I don't want to defy all this space. 1337 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:10,360 I once hooked up with a stripper in Saint Louis who lived in Maya 1338 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:14,640 Angelou's childhood home. Wow, I thought, was it? 1339 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,760 I mean, if I'm glad you told me after, that was mine with. 1340 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,560 Child at home. Yeah, because I didn't want to 1341 00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:21,760 know before. Yeah. 1342 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,280 I don't think she would. What would you have been 1343 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,240 thinking if that had? I know why the cage Bird Sings 1344 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,680 has this guy eating my booty hole. 1345 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,360 You know, they're just looking very like picturing. 1346 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:40,960 Tweety Bird just singing it. Just singing like Afternoon 1347 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,920 Delight, yeah. It was very. 1348 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,160 That and like a really high pitched, but it's the same tune. 1349 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,040 But I wanted to be like, why hasn't the Historical Society 1350 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,480 kicked you out? Claim this right? 1351 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,680 Right. Or yeah, or at least said no 1352 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,080 strippers living here. No gays, no strippers. 1353 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,600 Need apply? Yeah, yeah. 1354 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,000 Oh. Room open, No strippers. 1355 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,760 Need apply? What? 1356 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,960 Oh, I guess anal. Hot. 1357 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,400 Next. I got to know. 1358 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,560 What? Why'd you look at me for the? 1359 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,000 Issue we're going to. Why'd you look at me for? 1360 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,480 Something OK, watch the video. Well, I can't. 1361 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,960 Here's the thing, I probably can't. 1362 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,440 How much time do we have left? As much. 1363 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,040 And that wasn't in and that wasn't in and I'm counting down. 1364 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,360 I just was curious because I'm, I'm wondering if you know this 1365 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,160 thing about me that I'm about to divulge. 1366 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,000 Let me say the first part. Before I divulge something anal. 1367 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,720 No, I'm not addicted to anal. The times that I've done anal, I 1368 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:39,120 certainly the first time I did anal, I was like, it's too tight 1369 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,800 in there. I can't even stay hard. 1370 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,400 It was. It was. 1371 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:47,120 Like a a a blood pressure test fucking. 1372 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:51,320 Squeeze, you know what I mean? Yeah, so I've had that 1373 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,320 experience once or twice, but don't get me wrong, you got. 1374 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,720 Squeezed out, I got. Squeezed. 1375 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:59,680 No, not not like pushed out. But I was like, and then I came 1376 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:02,880 in there, OK. And you can feel it like pulsing 1377 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:04,680 through the. It's a whole other. 1378 01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,480 Yeah, it was crazy. Is this what you? 1379 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,960 Is this what I don't? Is this what I you thought I 1380 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:12,280 might know about? You no. 1381 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,240 OK, no, you're like, I don't know if you know this about. 1382 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,560 Me. Well, when you ask me which? 1383 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,120 It might be a famous bit you do. No, it's not a famous bit. 1384 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,800 Well, I do have a bit about this other thing. 1385 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,920 What's this up? You didn't research my bits? 1386 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,440 You don't know all my bits before you invited me into how. 1387 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:28,000 Dare you? I didn't like Google search. 1388 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,120 How dare you? And it didn't say anything. 1389 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,840 About I do squeal whenever I see when your tick your tick tocks 1390 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,320 are fed to me organically. Oh thanks man. 1391 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,320 And I'm like, fuck yes, they. Didn't feed you the one about? 1392 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,800 Yes. Didn't feed you, the one about 1393 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,200 pegging did. You get pegged. 1394 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,520 Wow. And you like it? 1395 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:46,400 Regularly, yeah. My best gal pal is dating a pro 1396 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:49,400 soccer player. He gets railed. 1397 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,200 By a well, soccer baller. Sorry. 1398 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,800 Wait, are they famously known as being like a little? 1399 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,840 Fruity No, I I only in the sense of you know what flopping is. 1400 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,400 No flopping is in soccer. They do this thing where anytime 1401 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,120 someone like makes. Like they go. 1402 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,800 Oh my God, I think Clyde tried bloody murder. 1403 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:08,800 It's most. I mean, they do it in basketball 1404 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:09,720 too. It's also an issue. 1405 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,240 And really in any sports, really in any sport, there's a little 1406 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:12,800 bit. But. 1407 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,280 But soccer is most famous, at least from what I know and, and 1408 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,000 I'm a pretty big sports fan. Soccer is far and away the most 1409 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,080 famous for just ridiculous running around on the rock. 1410 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,120 And it's like someone grazed you and you just so, so that yeah, 1411 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,200 that's it, I think. And also just because soccer is 1412 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,320 a little more European, I don't. Know and like they're leaning 1413 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,880 but somehow that just makes sense yeah yeah. 1414 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,960 And they're not like covered in like a bunch of like. 1415 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,000 They're not like pads. It's not. 1416 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,120 I don't. I don't know that anybody's 1417 01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,880 playing soccer and grunting. Maybe they're. 1418 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,400 Like, yeah, yes, you do. You hear a lot of that. 1419 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,160 Actually. OK, wait, so when did you just 1420 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,960 when did you discover you liked being pegged in? 1421 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,440 Was it your idea or her idea? I don't. 1422 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,960 Remember whose idea it was? I think I was curious about it, 1423 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,760 but I was in college, OK. And it was a a girlfriend that I 1424 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,920 had in college. And I mean, we did it and whoa. 1425 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,520 Yeah. OK. 1426 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:08,200 OK, So you know, like a orgasm when your prostate is being like 1427 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,640 hit, it's like blackout. It's crazy. 1428 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,240 It's like it's a convulsion sometimes. 1429 01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,920 Yeah, it's nuts. It feels like a different type 1430 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,640 of it's a different type of orgasm. 1431 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,400 It's a totally different thing. And you. 1432 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,040 Yeah. Do you do your OK? 1433 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,960 We need more guys like you. Like Mormons door to door. 1434 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,080 Do you know, have you heard the good word? 1435 01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,360 Yeah. I've tried to tell some friends 1436 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,240 of mine and especially the ones that are. 1437 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,800 Open minded. Open minded, Yeah, it's a great. 1438 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,320 Way to put it. They don't say he's gay or. 1439 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,440 They're a little less toxic, yeah, not too much. 1440 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,480 The regular a little bit. Exactly. 1441 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,040 Everyone has an allotment. Everyone has you guys. 1442 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,120 It comes on you settle it when you file your taxes. 1443 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,720 Yeah. How many times I said it. 1444 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:54,040 And then we have to take 3 back. You have to go to the Abbey and 1445 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,360 let four guys grab your Dick. As penance. 1446 01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:00,360 Yeah, exactly. So anyway, no, I've talked to 1447 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,640 him and they're all kind of like, OK, man, like they're not, 1448 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,360 I don't think they're judging me for it. 1449 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,080 But they're also like, I'm not going to do that. 1450 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,800 Yeah, there's no way. All right. 1451 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,240 I mean, that's what you know, you do whatever you're 1452 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:13,920 comfortable with. I I think I'm glad that I was 1453 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,640 open minded enough to, to try it. 1454 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,680 Yeah, because good for me. But then there are also 1455 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,000 sometimes where I'm like, no, I don't want to do that right now. 1456 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,600 Totally right now at all. Yeah. 1457 01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,280 Because yeah, no, I know. Yeah, it's crazy. 1458 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,400 I hate fucking Taco Bell. Or whatever. 1459 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:29,640 Yeah. Or you're feeling a little bit 1460 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,960 like, I don't know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1461 01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:34,600 But no, man, yeah, a whole other thing. 1462 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,000 That's so exciting to hear. That's great. 1463 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,600 I'm really happy for you. I'm really happy to. 1464 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,160 Thank you man, I'm happy for me too. 1465 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,200 It's a good time. Yeah, OK, so the last thing on 1466 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,520 the pod is what is a piece of advice you give to younger JT 1467 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,280 before he began his sexual journey? 1468 01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:52,840 Oh my God, that's a great question. 1469 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,800 You know, I don't know that I could, yeah, I don't know that 1470 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,000 there's anything I could say. I would try to tell myself to 1471 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,920 just chill out. But then a big part of of the 1472 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,520 addictive personality for me and the the sort of journey like in 1473 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:09,920 therapy, you know, is I think just kind of self acceptance. 1474 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,800 And so I think if I were to like, if I appeared in the in 1475 01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,520 the presence of 16 year old me who was obsessed with that first 1476 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,240 girl that I was doing sexual stuff with and I was like, dude, 1477 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,120 you're going to just take it easy. 1478 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,440 Everything's going to be work out. 1479 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,280 I don't think I would take that advice and I don't think that it 1480 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,400 would be smart. You know what I mean? 1481 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:28,000 Because you're in such a like, no, but I have to have this. 1482 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:31,960 And I think I'm in a place now where I'm like, I've built up 1483 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:35,760 enough things that I can have healthy obsessions with that. 1484 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:40,000 I I get it. So I don't know that there is 1485 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,800 anything that's OK other than just be safe. 1486 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,000 But I feel like I'm safe. And also The thing is like, you 1487 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,000 got here, you're not like in turmoil. 1488 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,600 It's really just kind of like a nod to your younger self. 1489 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,160 And it's like, oh, I had so much stress around this thing. 1490 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,080 What would have helped me not be so? 1491 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,600 Stressed. And it's not even like 1492 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,480 everything that I did that was bad helped me to get here, so 1493 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,440 I'm proud of it. I I don't know that I'd buy into 1494 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,040 that logic when I hear people say that stuff. 1495 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,960 Not that there's not. Well, it's nice to buy any 1496 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,440 abuse, it's true. Well, it's validated. 1497 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,240 I I guess it's true. And it does validate that even 1498 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,440 the hard times were part of when you got to, but still there are 1499 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,640 hard times that you go, fuck, I wish I could change them. 1500 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,080 And there are, there are pieces of that too, that I have with 1501 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,240 other stuff like, you know, being in college and skipping 1502 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,120 class and not really meeting a ton of people and stuff like 1503 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,320 that. I don't know. 1504 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,520 I guess my real advice would just be do take it easy. 1505 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,120 Yeah, it'll, it'll come. And you're so young. 1506 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,400 But then there, I don't know that there's a young person you 1507 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,000 could tell that to that would go, you know what, you're right. 1508 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,040 You know what? You're right. 1509 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,200 I am young. Yeah. 1510 01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,560 Because any, everybody is the oldest they've ever been. 1511 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,160 Profound. Wow. 1512 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,480 Wow. Yeah, and that's 711 coffee. 1513 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,480 OK then. That's the original, the 1514 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,000 Colombian roast. Colombian. 1515 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,240 Roast the bold Colombian roast 2 hazelnut creamers, 2 vanilla 1516 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:56,160 creamers, the little a couple of the thing and a couple little of 1517 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,400 the brown packet sugars. It's not sugar in the raw, it's 1518 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,880 a knock off 711 version but it is. 1519 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,120 But I'm doing. Sugar. 1520 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,200 Well, it's dust that I pour into my coffee, I'll tell you that 1521 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,760 much. It's saw. 1522 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,920 It's one stir. Yeah. 1523 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,960 And then I put it in the car and it spills a little bit and I go, 1524 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,640 it's going to be a good day. And then I get some candy 1525 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,960 bullshit. Like this morning I had a 1526 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,160 Snickers ice cream bar at like 8:00 AM What? 1527 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,040 Yeah. Yeah, OK. 1528 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:23,560 You are Snickers ice cream bar addict. 1529 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:27,040 Probably special. And A and a travel deodorant for 1530 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,720 my car because the old one ran out. 1531 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,680 And you ate all of that. I had the I had the ice cream 1532 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,560 bar sitting in my car before I got out to go into my house. 1533 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:40,560 You're very Red Bull and cigarette Jason. 1534 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,200 No, I know who I am. Where it's like none of this is 1535 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,800 good for my body or my mind even. 1536 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:48,240 No, it's good for my mind, I think because I again, I think 1537 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:54,160 it's like all of the, I think that all, not all restriction, 1538 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:55,440 but I think a lot of restriction. 1539 01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,320 It leads to binge. Totally. 1540 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:59,320 So I think that you got to let yourself have some shit. 1541 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,400 And that for me is that. And eating a Snickers ice cream 1542 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,680 bar at 8:00 AM is maybe is less than ideal. 1543 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:06,400 Yeah, but it gets the job. It's better than a box of them 1544 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,600 at 2:00 AM. And I've been there. 1545 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,480 Fuck, have I been there. God size hole. 1546 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:17,760 Fill it with Snickers. Thank you so much for doing 1547 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,920 this. Where can the Tower Bottoms find 1548 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:23,200 love and support you? Oh, you find me on Instagram at 1549 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:26,320 JT Tomlinson. I'm on TikTok at JT Tomlinson. 1550 01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:31,400 And Snapchat at JT one, maybe you could talk something. 1551 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,120 No, I'm pretty sure I lost access to that because I didn't 1552 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,000 log into it. No, you don't need like don't 1553 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,840 log into something for years and you lose it. 1554 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,400 And then I had to be JT two, I'm pretty sure. 1555 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,680 That's embarrassing. Well, 'cause you told your 1556 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,600 younger self, log into. Snapchat, forget your password. 1557 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:52,640 Biannually As for me, I am fully going on tour in like May, June, 1558 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,280 August, September, London August 1st. 1559 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,920 My special comes out April 24th on YouTube. 1560 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,760 Twink death. Watch it like it, leave a little 1561 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:06,520 nice note. And until next time, keep 1562 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:12,680 sucking and fucking. Hello, Tower Bottoms. 1563 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,560 It's me, your host, Zach Newey Towers. 1564 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,840 Thank you so much for listening to Good Side Pod. 1565 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,920 If you haven't already, give it a five star rating. 1566 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,760 Leave a review, share it with a friend, get the word out. 1567 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:23,920 I love you so much.