1 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,760 Dylan Adler. Thank you for having. 2 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,440 Oh my God, thanks for coming to my cabin. 3 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,040 It feels kind of feels it's a sex podcast. 4 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:37,200 It felt very skeezy of me to be like, come to my cabin and we'll 5 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,640 talk about sex. I'm like, are we gonna? 6 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,960 Are we, Is this? Are we gonna? 7 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,520 Talk or audition? It's one of those gay porn 8 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:47,120 audition. Casting couches. 9 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:48,400 Yeah, yeah. So where are you from? 10 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,600 Idaho, Yeah, I've never done this before, but around a lot. 11 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:56,920 Used to play lacrosse. He's like, OK, wait, this is a 12 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,320 great OK? Dylan is a fantastic comedian. 13 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,600 Is there any other title that you like people to know you by? 14 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:07,600 Comedian, Occasional actor, of course. 15 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,360 Of course. Writer goes without saying. 16 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Writer. 17 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,280 What else? Yeah. 18 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:17,840 You're you're fine tuning your hour, which is called the House 19 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,320 of Dailan. Yes, yes, which I'm planning to 20 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:25,640 record this year and just going to probably put it out there. 21 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,240 Did you go to Edinburgh? Yes, I did. 22 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:30,880 With House of Dailan I did. How was it? 23 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,480 It was fun but hard. I can't imagine. 24 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,400 It was hard. I was barking every single. 25 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,520 Really. Wait, how big? 26 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,760 OK, how big? For those of you who don't know, 27 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,800 the Edinburgh Festival is a huge vessel. 28 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,840 There's like 2000 shows or something going on 29 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,840 simultaneously. Going on all at the same time 30 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:58,000 and it's like very some shows like you, some days you will 31 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,920 like work your ass off barking, barking for literally like 4 32 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,680 hours. Work on the show. 33 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:08,000 Get to the show, there's like 5 people in the audience. 34 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:12,000 How big was your venue? My venue was a 93 seater. 35 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,680 Damn 93 seater. And how many show? 36 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,280 How many days? How many shows? 37 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:24,320 OK, so it was 2024 days, 23 shows. 38 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:28,560 Oh my God. Not for the faint of heart. 39 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:34,800 And then if you're feeling good about this, what was like, did 40 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:39,800 you sell out a lot of them or it was like half full so. 41 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,280 At first it was hard. At first it was like there was 42 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,280 like 20, like 30 and then like it picked. 43 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,080 Up and then it. Picked up a little bit from word 44 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,520 of mouth. Amazing. 45 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,440 I thought like. And then there was some moments 46 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,960 where like some big reviewers like from the Guardian were in 47 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,440 and I had like a actually like a sold out, really nice show. 48 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,840 Had a nice response. And I'm like, oh, this review is 49 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,360 going to turn it around and I don't have to bark anymore. 50 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,200 The review did not come out. And I'm like, no, yeah. 51 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,160 Wait, what are the are there politics behind that? 52 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,400 Like were you supposed to pay them or blow them or something? 53 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,600 I mean, I would have blown them honestly for for for no reason, 54 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,600 just for no reason. But I didn't even have the 55 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,640 opportunity to do that because they left right after the show. 56 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,360 Damn. Yeah, but isn't that like, 57 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,680 that's just like our careers in a nutshell? 58 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,200 Where did you think the thing? You think it's like this is 59 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,920 gonna it's that the rocket? Ship. 60 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,520 Yeah. And then you're like, Oh no, I'm 61 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:45,080 still very much on Earth. It is always the realization of 62 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:50,520 like I am very much still. I'm I'm the captain of SpaceX. 63 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,920 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You mentioned briefly you made a 64 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:59,720 joke about casting couch porn. OK, yes. 65 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:05,440 Is that a porn that you? Like, yes, OK, I've seen those 66 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,560 ones. It depends. 67 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,400 Like if it's, if it's two guys, yeah. 68 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,520 And I like the two guys. Yeah, then sure. 69 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,360 Yeah, I feel the chemistry thing. 70 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,560 If it's the chemistry thing, I think I saw one recently where 71 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,640 it's like, yeah, I mean, like, look at him. 72 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,800 Like, yeah, he's like, I mean obviously like so hot. 73 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:30,080 And I'm like, oh, OK. They're like, they're like into 74 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,880 each other. Like you were the you. 75 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:36,760 We're on a gay cruise right now. Dylan and I run to the YouTube 76 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,800 if you want to see us sitting on a tiny little couch in my cabin. 77 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,120 But were you with the Lunchable with Arno? 78 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:48,080 Oh, you're you're the fan. I OK, so there is this. 79 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,480 There is this. French creator French. 80 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,840 Creator Arno Antino, I didn't know he was French. 81 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,600 I thought he was like Italian. Was he? 82 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,640 I don't know. Oh no, it sounded French to me. 83 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,960 Maybe he was. Italian, I don't know. 84 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,080 I don't know, but he's a porn star that I'm a fan of. 85 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,840 And we were sitting right next to him and he was like. 86 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:14,760 He was almost like what I imagine a sex bot will be in 87 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,320 that he had a few things he kept doing. 88 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,160 Yes, if you made eye contact he'd wink at you. 89 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,160 Yeah, it was giving AI. Yes, it was giving like, oh, 90 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,400 like I have like, yeah, like 10 things that I like cycle 91 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,440 through. It was giving AI meets 92 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:36,600 neurodivergence in a way like, but I'm such a fan and like, I 93 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,040 was like there. It's just like one video that he 94 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,560 has. You reference this right? 95 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,880 Who's another porn star? I'm a huge fan of Dane Jackson. 96 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,280 Love him and like the the way that they get into it. 97 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,200 He's like, don't tell my girlfriend. 98 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,760 Again, you go Dracula every time. 99 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:59,000 I can't do friends don't tell my girlfriend about this. 100 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,160 Oh, but that's Arno. That's Arno. 101 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,320 And then does he taught? Wait, was Jackson? 102 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,560 Was. It Yeah, he topped Dane Jackson. 103 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,400 Is Dane Jackson primarily a bottom? 104 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,000 Yeah. And do you follow a lot of porn 105 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,600 stars? I do, I do on my ex. 106 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:18,960 Account. And on my insta, I'll have been 107 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,960 it, yeah. That's beautiful. 108 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,160 Yeah, some some of my good friends are porn stars and I. 109 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,080 I know. I love it. 110 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,840 Yeah, I love. Well, OK, so then let's go back 111 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,120 a little bit. You're obviously sex positive. 112 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,360 And then like where have you always been or what was it like 113 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,120 growing up? Like what was your first vibes 114 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:45,280 of sex? OK so my first time orgasming 115 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,760 was when I was little, like at 4. 116 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,600 Oh my gosh. Pretty. 117 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:55,560 It's pretty young, Yeah. We had a Jacuzzi at a hot tub. 118 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,400 I'll do it. There was a jet and I put my 119 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,400 thing on the jet. And it went and. 120 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,040 Then the kids would be like, what are you doing? 121 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:09,840 You got to be like, mind your business, you whore so. 122 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,240 Oh my God. OK, so then were you just 123 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,160 attached to the jet? The Jacuzzi Jets. 124 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,920 Yeah, I'd be like, we should be like hot tub time. 125 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,760 And it sort of became a thing. And did you know you were orca? 126 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,800 No, you didn't know you were orgasm. 127 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,640 I. Don't know what it was called 128 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,360 but I knew it felt. Good. 129 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,320 OK. And then what was like the vibe 130 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,800 of sex in your household? Did your parents talk about it? 131 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:44,120 My parents are like liberal, went to UC Berkeley and. 132 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:48,040 Were you a naked family? I mean, well, I don't know when 133 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,840 I was a kid, like. OK, OK. 134 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,440 No, no. No, but no, no, not a naked. 135 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,600 There are some Berkeley. I have a friend who's a Berkeley 136 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:57,600 girl and her family like as adults will like hot tub naked. 137 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,200 Well, that's crazy. I'm not trying to see that 138 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,680 actually. I know, I know. 139 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,800 But some people, some people, some people. 140 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:11,720 You know well, the thing about Berkeley I I know, but. 141 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,400 So they were liberal and progressive? 142 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:19,440 So like we would have like sex talks and and then like, you 143 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,160 know what learned about it? I went to like public school and 144 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,040 we learned about that. So like, yeah, OK. 145 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,160 It was, it wasn't like we weren't like sex negative. 146 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:31,760 Right now part of your stand up set is that you have a twin 147 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:36,679 brother who's also gay who came out to you and at that time you 148 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,960 were like no mistake. Yes exactly. 149 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,480 Is that how it happened? And how long have you known that 150 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:45,920 you did in fact like boys? Yes, so. 151 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:51,800 I I felt like attracted to guys since I was very young, like 4. 152 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:57,320 Yeah, you know, and then like, you know, I, you know, Disney 153 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:03,160 Channel stars Disney, like there is a Roly Polyoli cartoon, OK 154 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,440 Playhouse Disney. I was very attracted to some of 155 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,320 those robots. OK, Yeah. 156 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,160 Wait, Roly Polyoli was a robot? They were robots. 157 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,200 OK, OK. Yeah. 158 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,440 But they obviously had like gendered attributes for sure. 159 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,520 OK. I like big bulges like I like. 160 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,120 I remember as a kid I wanted to be crushed by one of them. 161 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,240 I'm sorry. No, I love it this. 162 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,560 I don't leave that and leave that and leave. 163 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,840 That, by the way, this is my mom's favorite podcast. 164 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,920 I just thought. Could you imagine? 165 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,160 You imagine? Is she going to listen? 166 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,800 She listens to? Is she listen to everything? 167 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,280 Yes. And I'm like, don't listen to 168 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,480 that anyway. I know. 169 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,920 So I've had a series of podcasts. 170 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,800 This is the one I keep coming back to because I like talking 171 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,040 about sex. My mom, it's a blind spot for 172 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,440 her. And I don't think she likes it. 173 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,440 OK. But she would never tell me 174 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,320 that. OK. 175 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:49,800 Yeah. Yeah. 176 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,480 But I love that your mom listens to all that. 177 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,040 Is that going to influence how you answer questions? 178 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,680 No, no, no. She. 179 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:01,040 It's I, I, I don't give a fuck. OK, OK, OK, so you've always 180 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,880 been attracted to guys. What were some of the first 181 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,160 things that made you horny? But OK, so being crushed 182 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,520 actually, is that still a thing? Do you still like the concept of 183 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,680 being crushed? You know what, like when, if 184 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:15,800 it's like kind of like a a guy who is like maybe bigger than 185 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:20,400 me, the the thought of them like kind of laying on me like a 186 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,200 weighted blanket. It was pretty nice. 187 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,840 I'll never forget the first guy. The first guy I made out was in 188 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,320 college and he laid on top of me and it was like a euphoric like 189 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,680 that weight of a. The feeling of like, literally 190 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:36,960 like when I was first watching porn, Yeah, I would like get so 191 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,320 excited by the fact that they were just on. 192 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,400 Top of each other. Laying on top of each other. 193 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,360 So interesting. That to me was like cornier than 194 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,880 penetration. Wow. 195 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,960 Just like, like the weight of it, yeah. 196 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,280 Yeah. Do you remember your first 197 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,160 sexual experience with another person? 198 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,560 Yes. OK. 199 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:03,440 Well, yeah, my first I would OK, I would like freak dance with 200 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,640 girls. Yeah, of course. 201 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,240 Yeah, I like middle school dances. 202 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,880 Middle school dances. Were you hard as a rock? 203 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:12,480 I would actually get hard. Wow, and we and did you did 204 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,200 girls on the dance floor embrace something like that or was that 205 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,040 like a tuck it and like, Oh my God, this is not happening. 206 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,960 I don't even know. OK, OK. 207 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:20,840 That's OK. That's fair. 208 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:25,640 But I do remember like I would like we would be done. 209 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,600 I was hard and I would like tuck up. 210 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,080 Yeah, of. Course, Oh my God, the times I 211 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:33,080 tucked up in like middle school, high school, my penis wasn't. 212 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,160 Always there. Yeah. 213 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,720 Please don't call on me. Please don't call on me. 214 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,920 I think I was like the hardest person in every class. 215 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,080 And then using like the binder and stuff or like the backpack 216 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,400 kind of like in. Front. 217 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,440 Absolutely crazy. Crazy times. 218 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:54,240 OK, so beyond freak dancing and you're coming out timeline, 219 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,560 when? When did the coming out happen? 220 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,800 The first person I did come out to was my twin brother where 221 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:04,800 like after like I'd say like junior year, junior year I was 222 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,480 like we were driving and I was like honestly most important 223 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,960 watches of guys and he was like same. 224 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,640 Yeah, I. Guess so. 225 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:18,520 That's. Beautiful Had you touched a boy 226 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:24,200 in any physical way before this? Like were there any like camping 227 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:29,200 trips or wrestling parties or? No. 228 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,280 OK, well, there is this wrestling thing in PE really, 229 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,640 where I was like so afraid of getting hard. 230 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,920 I was like, I was like literally so hard. 231 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,320 And I was like, I do. I can't. 232 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,560 I don't. Know I can't do this. 233 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:46,080 But other than that, no. Looking back, it is crazy that 234 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,400 high school wrestling is a thing because even just boys being at 235 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,400 that age, even straight ones, I can't believe they're not all 236 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,040 pop and boners all the time. I know. 237 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,360 That's a, that's a crazy and it's so sexual. 238 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,160 Yeah, yeah. Getting up under there, I know. 239 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:07,600 Do you like things like Singlet? Like jock play? 240 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:13,680 I OK, I I it's not what I seek. Out but not got your journalism 241 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,200 in a way you know what? You know what? 242 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,040 It's not what I seek out. Like, hey, hey, hey, OK. 243 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,360 But if it's happening if. It's happening. 244 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,160 I don't mind. I'm not. 245 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,800 I'm not going to fight it. I think it could be hot. 246 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,120 Yeah, absolutely. OK then let's talk about your 247 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:32,400 first boy on boy moment. For sure my first boy on boy 248 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,400 moment. OK my first. 249 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,080 OK my my first. Like I was in college and I was 250 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:43,520 like, like my first, like it was on a dance floor. 251 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,520 You fucking love getting hard on dance floors, I think. 252 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:54,000 So and it was at this club and where'd? 253 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,920 You go to college. Sorry. 254 00:13:54,960 --> 00:14:00,680 NYU, I know. Get out, I don't feel safe 255 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,240 anymore. Fun talking it has it. 256 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,840 No. Yeah, go Violet. 257 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,720 Stop. No, that's so. 258 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,520 That's so cool. I mean every. 259 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,680 It deserves every reputation it has. 260 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,880 It really is. That the alumni board is gonna 261 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,160 they if they know you book this gig, they're gonna come ask them 262 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,520 for money. They asked me for money when I 263 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,560 was a piano teaching dog. Walker isn't that crazy. 264 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,200 And I'm like, honey, you're barking up the wrong tree. 265 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,720 Lose my number. Yeah, lose. 266 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,440 My number. I'll seek you out when I'm 267 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,520 ready. Exactly. 268 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:36,120 OK, so you're at NYU and you're on the dance floor. 269 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,960 Yeah, and you're leaking. I'm. 270 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,440 Fucking leaking. I am a leaker. 271 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,280 I'm leaking. And yeah, that was like kind of 272 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,840 an exciting new thing for me, like getting tugged on the dance 273 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,360 floor. That's what happened, Yeah. 274 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,360 So you were dancing to the guy and he reached on your pants or 275 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,040 something. OK. 276 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,280 Yeah. And this is a gay club, I'm 277 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,320 guessing. This was a gay club and there 278 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,560 was one night where it was like 18 and up can come, and that was 279 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,440 you and that was me. So I think it was like some 280 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,400 other, like a college person. Like who? 281 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,440 So. Yeah. 282 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:15,480 Another brilliant mind. And that was Timothy Chalamet. 283 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,280 No, I don't know. He gave me chlamydia. 284 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,440 With his hand, that's impressive. 285 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:26,120 He's prolific. Did was that like, because 286 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:30,920 you're fully gay at this point, you're at NYU, Are you like boy 287 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:36,720 crazy in any way? I am and I'm like, I, I'm, I'm 288 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:42,160 pretty horny, but I lose my virginity the summer of my 289 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,360 freshman year. Technically. 290 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:53,480 When I was back home on Tinder and I met this guy named Long 291 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,640 and we're still friends. OK, shout out Long. 292 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,760 And it was like I bottomed, I bottomed. 293 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,320 Is that what you think? Is that what you were called to 294 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,920 do or is that what you felt like was the move for like losing 295 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,640 your virginity? Well, he kept being like, you 296 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,720 look like a bottom and I'm like, well, like if I am. 297 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,320 So yeah, I think he was just, well, he was like a top, 298 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,200 clearly. And so yeah, that was like when 299 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,480 I technically like sucked my first Dick and then like got my 300 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,160 Dick sucked and then like bottomed for the first time. 301 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,160 Was this all one date? Yeah, wow, this was all one 302 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,160 date. So you mash on tender, you chat 303 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,320 for a bit, keep autumn shames you and then next thing you know 304 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,320 a penis is in your mouth. Yeah, wow, Yeah. 305 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,960 So it was like a bunch of. Firsts. 306 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,120 Bunch of firsts. And how was taking a taking 307 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,480 longs? Taking longs long. 308 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:53,520 Long, John. It you know, it was it was fine, 309 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,960 like I it was like pleasant overall, but I think it was like 310 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,040 the bottoming itself I didn't like necessarily enjoy. 311 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:05,319 I felt like like jostled a. Little bit rearranging stuff I 312 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,280 felt. Rearranged like the thing I was 313 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,200 most excited about was getting my Dick sucked. 314 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,079 I was like this. This is it. 315 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:14,319 This is the ship. Had you always, do you like 316 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:18,240 gravitate towards like blowjob porn and stuff where you like, 317 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,560 was it on your mind or? Like, I was actually so excited 318 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,440 by the thought of like, feeling that. 319 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,640 A mouth on your penis? Yeah. 320 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,880 Yeah, interesting. That was like the most exciting. 321 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:33,360 And not much has changed. I'm still that girl. 322 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,880 Would you consider yourself like OK if you had to rank like or 323 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:41,800 what is like an ideal hookup or like sexual experience for you? 324 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,400 Like what would be like perfect? You know what? 325 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,600 Like I love, I love like a lot of physical contacts. 326 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,880 I like romance. I love a lot of kissing and I 327 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,080 love like, I don't know, like kissing like close bodies. 328 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,240 I don't I like this. I like like some side action too 329 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,280 like. Wait, was this jerking off 2 330 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,800 Dicks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 331 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,680 And like, and I, and I like, I love giving head. 332 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,920 Yeah, like I mostly will talk, but love giving head. 333 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,960 And I'll, I'll, you know, you know, whatever. 334 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,040 And. Whatever or whatever. 335 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:25,320 Or whatever is the vibe so. Does that OK? 336 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,840 I think we're talking about this also with a group of comedians 337 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:32,280 just now recently. But is that what an oral top is 338 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,080 to you? I think technically it is 339 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,320 because as I was like, as I said on the table, I thought oral top 340 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,000 was a top that's like, you know, loud like. 341 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:53,480 They weren't verbal you. Know, you know, like I thought 342 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,840 that was an oral top, but I learned that's a verbal top. 343 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,000 Yes, I love it. You don't know what you are. 344 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 I. Don't know what the fuck I. 345 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:08,000 Am but I will say that is like I think y'all are the cream of the 346 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,960 crop because there is this thing about like tops maybe like not 347 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,240 liking to give head. Some tops don't eat booty and 348 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,360 then like that's the one we enter selfish top territory. 349 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,800 But when a top like loves to like suck Dick and like, I'm 350 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,040 like, you're the yeah, you're the pick of the litter. 351 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,760 I don't know, I enjoy it. I like, it's like hot to me and 352 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,080 if I'm like jerking myself off too. 353 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,680 Yeah, well, it's happening. Yeah, that's a fun position to 354 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,520 be. There's a guy who recently like 355 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,320 okay I was in the shower of my gym. 356 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,840 What gym? Equinox. 357 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,480 Yeah, and. Are you? 358 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,200 Secret are you? Are you rich? 359 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:51,560 Well, OK, I I have I got a commercial that has helped me 360 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,480 over whoa. And it was like a lot. 361 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,240 It was like a good amount of money that. 362 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,560 That's been incredible. You don't hear that much these 363 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,160 days. Yeah. 364 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,480 OK, cool. So you're at Equinox. 365 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,280 Yes. You're sucking. 366 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,560 And then the guy was like, you look really pretty down there. 367 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:14,160 I was like, for some reason that like, I was like, I don't know, 368 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,440 like that did something. We we would back us up. 369 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:21,080 You're at Equinox when we kinda did a cut too. 370 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,200 We did a cut. Too what is like can. 371 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,800 We bleep equinox. No, just kidding. 372 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,440 OK, no, I was like. Please don't. 373 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,640 Actually, No, no, no, we're not bleeping you. 374 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,560 OK, good. Question everything but 375 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,160 yourself. That's their. 376 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:38,600 That's their. OK, the the the advertisements 377 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,640 are the in most insane. They always have. 378 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,480 Been unhinged. Wildest like. 379 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,160 It's always like a horrible thing. 380 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,560 I've ever seen Joe Biden ripped wearing high heeled stilettos. 381 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,920 Yeah, one of them is Kim Jong Un. 382 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:56,240 Josified in heels, Yeah. And it's like, it's, I guess a 383 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,720 play on AI, but it's always been weird. 384 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,240 It'll be like a Unicorn in a rowboat with like a A 385 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,280 bodybuilder woman, like straddling its face. 386 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,560 Yeah. OK, so wait, you're at Equinox. 387 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,480 When does the courtship start? How'd it take us get us from you 388 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,520 walk into Equinox to there's a a dingling in your mouth. 389 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:20,200 OK, so this is so this guy is someone who I've been like kind 390 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,560 of like we've been flirty. Gym crush or gym crush? 391 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,240 OK. We've been like, you know, make 392 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,640 like high, like friendly and stuff. 393 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,840 And then we're both in this in the sauna, in the steam room. 394 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,920 Wait, which one? Because it's so different. 395 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,680 Steam room. OK, OK, OK. 396 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,800 Steam room because sauna you're like. 397 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,520 Yeah, sauna is a little less sexual. 398 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,000 Steam room. There's like steam. 399 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,040 It's like kind of like you're. Sweating, wet and squishy. 400 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,640 Wet and squishy and like it was already kind of like happening. 401 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,400 Like there was like gay stuff. Like it was like, not that many 402 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,680 people. Like this guy was kind of 403 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,400 jerking off and like. Your crush was. 404 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,200 No this other. Guy OK, OK, OK. 405 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,560 Was he hot? Yeah, OK. 406 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,080 And like, it was sort of everyone in the room was gay. 407 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,960 It was like happening. So like, like, like started to 408 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,200 get excited and like me and this Jim crush, like we were making 409 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,720 eye contact then he left. Heartbreaking. 410 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:21,000 Yeah, heartbreaking. Every time I try I feel so small 411 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,760 without my SO. I left and then I was going to 412 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,680 the showers and then one of the showers like. 413 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,480 Was open a crack. He was open. 414 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,680 It was open a crack and he was like making eye contact with me 415 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,760 and he was like. Were you in the other shower or 416 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,360 I was like nearby? I was like nearby. 417 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,440 I was like about to get in this other shower, OK? 418 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,440 And then he was like beckoning over. 419 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,200 And then I come over and it's on. 420 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,680 How's his How's his Weiner? Really nice. 421 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,560 Really nice. Really nice. 422 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,240 And the body's probably really nice, too. 423 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,880 Body tea. And he was sucking me off. 424 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,320 Oh, he. Did it first, he. 425 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,800 Did it first and I was like, gentlemen, I was getting really 426 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,480 excited and then I went down there. 427 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,480 I'm like, I don't know, like I was down there and then he was 428 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:17,760 looking up at me like like this. I don't know what I don't know. 429 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,200 It was working for me. He was like. 430 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,120 I mean, you're giving like the. I love you. 431 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:34,960 I looked up and then he's like, he's like, I'm God bitch, you 432 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:42,040 are working that call. But then, then he opens his lips 433 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,800 to say, You look really pretty down there. 434 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,560 Yeah, and I was like flu. And I felt like that Kim Petrus 435 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,960 sound like I'm a motherfucking star. 436 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,760 Oh. Yes, and then I drink like a 437 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,200 slut. I don't know, like I, it's 438 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,080 actually like, I don't normally like I don't know, I just like, 439 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:02,000 I, I felt like so excited doing that and it like kind of like. 440 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,240 Did either of you come? Yeah, we both did, yeah. 441 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,480 I love if I'm blowing a guy, I'm jerking myself off and as soon 442 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,320 as he comes I like blow my load. It was so hot. 443 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,080 So I like he came and then like like I'd say like 30 seconds 444 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,680 later I came cuz it's just like being down there and then like. 445 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,400 It's the only way to do it for me. 446 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:30,120 If I come first I my interest in semen drops like for sure. 447 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,240 Bitcoin for sure. I. 448 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,320 Guess down. I've been there. 449 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,320 Yeah, I've been there for sure. OK, so I love that we took that 450 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,680 little side journey. Now you've lost your virginity 451 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:46,080 and is it off to the races? When do you remember when the 452 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,400 first time you topped? Was it a Tinder guy named Short? 453 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,400 Yeah. The long and the short. 454 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,840 And it was Long's brother. Wow. 455 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,960 Then I honestly went through a little bit of like a a break, a 456 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,640 little bit of a break because of trauma. 457 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,400 Oh, no, I'm sorry. OK. 458 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,760 Was it with Long? No, no, it was like some some 459 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:17,960 other guy and I would still like like after college, like sort of 460 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,920 like be like doing. I would. 461 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,280 I wasn't like really topping that. 462 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,320 It was just like mostly like I was siding around the city. 463 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,920 Yes, I was siding around the dams. 464 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,400 New York seems like a great place to side around. 465 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,680 I was just like going, I was like going to apartment siding 466 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,120 and leaving kind of doing a little bit of that. 467 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,640 Great. On the way to the market on the 468 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,040 way to the on the. Way to the market on the way to 469 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,320 the L on the. Way to the L on the way to set 470 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,560 in Brooklyn. Exactly. 471 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,600 But then in like after the pandemic, I went to Far Island 472 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:52,800 for the very first time, OK. And I had like a lot of like 473 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,480 positive like sexual experiences and I did like top for the very 474 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:04,360 first time and I had like a really fun time, OK. 475 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,960 And it was like finding kind of like what I what I really like. 476 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,920 Get into the groove. Getting into the groove of. 477 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,800 It wow. OK, so you cannot recommend Fire 478 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,800 Island? Why? 479 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,320 OK, well, my experience, like the first time I went, it was 480 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,480 also the premiere of the movie Our island. 481 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,600 I'd never met Joel and the movie premiered. 482 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,840 We were on the island. I I loved the movie. 483 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,720 For their premiere, yeah. Is that like, was this on 484 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,760 purpose? I think. 485 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:36,800 So OK, like the I saw it on the TV and then like the next day, 486 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,880 Joel and like pretty much the whole cast walked into our house 487 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,720 'cause they knew some people in our house. 488 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,200 And I was like that. That is so special. 489 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,000 It was like they were walking out of the the screen and I was 490 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,000 like with my friends like James Tom, I was with my friends like 491 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,320 Ryan Leach, Phil Markel, Ivy Lou, Kyle Turner. 492 00:26:55,320 --> 00:27:00,480 And it was like such a formative, like it was so joyous 493 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,440 and happy. And it's like I go back every 494 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,520 summer now, you know? That's beautiful. 495 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,280 That's beautiful. And then, OK, you found out that 496 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,720 you like topping or that's how you feel, you know more 497 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:21,400 yourself. Did that launch a more sexually 498 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,800 active lifestyle? Yes, yes, that did. 499 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:29,880 Because then I was like, more like, then I was topping around, 500 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,920 then I was topping around the city a little bit. 501 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,000 Do you find that tops are in more demand than bottoms? 502 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,080 Maybe. I think so. 503 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,440 Yeah. So weird. 504 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,440 Yeah. In big cities especially. 505 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,920 Yeah. New York and LA. 506 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,200 Cuz go getters are bottoms I think. 507 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,200 I think so. So it attracts you. 508 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,560 Know what? It's because like Ali Wong has 509 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,920 the best joke about it where she's like, it's the girls who 510 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,120 are like very in charge and bossy in their life that in 511 00:27:56,120 --> 00:28:01,440 better life. Like my best, my one of my best 512 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,280 friend who's like a business owner who is like on top of his 513 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,440 shit, runs his shit runs it like it's a he is like one of the 514 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,920 most submit he in bed. He's like he's out of control. 515 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,680 I do me. And me actually in my life, I'm 516 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,400 like, so like, yeah, whatever, Go, yeah. 517 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,320 And then you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 518 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,880 You want this nut? Yeah, yeah, a little. 519 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,200 Bit are you verbal sometimes? Wait, you are because you 520 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,480 thought oral top meant yeah, verbal? 521 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not like I'm not like 522 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,640 crazy verbal like like, but I'm I don't know, I like, I don't 523 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,000 know if the you. Like you like a a dialogue. 524 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:43,040 I I like a dialogue. I'm an actor so I I want to 525 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,520 respond. You print out lines and you put 526 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,280 them in front of. Them I put the sides on their 527 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,160 back and I'm like, OK, I'm a gay waiter. 528 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,120 Wait, I'm going to take that back. 529 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:58,360 I want to take that back. Cut cut. 530 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,800 OK so but when I met you, you were in a relationship yes? 531 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,880 Do you consider yourself a relationship girly or do you 532 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,560 like the single mingle dating life or. 533 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,120 I I like both. I mean, like I was in this 534 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:24,720 relationship for two years and I enjoyed, I like, I like was very 535 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:30,880 in love, enjoyed myself, but it was hard with, you know, like 536 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,440 our lives are like travelling is like it sucks. 537 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,440 And like that was like really hard. 538 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:40,000 And I guess like it's that that kind of like was like kind of 539 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,560 difficult. Yeah, it's destabilizing. 540 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,600 Destabilizing so like being in a relationship like I love like 541 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,600 coming home to someone and getting to like cuddle, I don't 542 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,480 know, I love physical contact I love and like so I miss that but 543 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,640 it's hard like when you're like always like away and stuff so. 544 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,200 And you have to kind of prioritize that, yes. 545 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,000 So if someone, if one of your friends calls me, like can you 546 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,520 open for me this week in Australia? 547 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,200 Yeah. You're like I have to cancel 548 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,840 maybe going to a a wedding with my boyfriend but. 549 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,840 Yeah. I always want to do the the gig. 550 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,640 Me too, because money. And just like that's, I mean, I 551 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,520 don't know, with our careers, you really have to take the 552 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,720 work. I think when it's offered to you 553 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,960 100% and you need a partner who maybe like fully understands. 554 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,400 That I guess, I guess, yeah. So but I like both lives, like 555 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,600 single life is fun. Like it's a little like I travel 556 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,640 without, like thinking about, you know, so there's, it's like 557 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,720 pros and cons. But then I come home and I'm all 558 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720 cold and alone. Yeah. 559 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,360 And since you went to NYU, no one cares. 560 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,400 They're like this. They're like this NYU blanket. 561 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,040 Stupid fucking cunt. I'm like Oh my God, buy yourself 562 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,120 a Versace back to make yourself feel better. 563 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,840 No, but OK. But in the relationship, do you 564 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,600 find sex? It was good the whole time. 565 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,200 I'm I'm morbidly curious about sex and long term relationships 566 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,280 because for me the sexual impulses kind of fade a bit 567 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,600 after the beginning and I always wonder with people who have done 568 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,320 longer term relationships how like the sex was. 569 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:26,280 I had a really good time with this guy with I think we 570 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,360 actually like built sort of like chemistry and like we both like 571 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,800 discovered what we liked and like we both like kind of found 572 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,320 like a nice rhythm. Amazing. 573 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,920 And I think it like, it became like, because like there is like 574 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,720 something to be said about like having sex with someone you're 575 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,120 in love with is pretty fucking cool. 576 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,000 Damn. Cuz like you're like, I'm also 577 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,080 like sexually like I like romance and stuff. 578 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,840 But when there's like eye contact and there's like like 579 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,120 really close like there. You like can't get closer you. 580 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,640 Can't get like, there's like a moment where it's like, I wish I 581 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,480 could. Like, I can't even possibly get 582 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,120 closer to you physically, but I want to. 583 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,720 Like, I want to cut you open like that Star Wars animal and 584 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,360 be inside your gut. Or that movie. 585 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,240 Did you see that movie together? No. 586 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,560 Oh, it's Franco and Allison Brie. 587 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,040 I thought you're going to say human, Human. 588 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:26,600 Centipede that that this kind of thing, but they find themselves 589 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,800 being drawn together and then like absorbing into each other 590 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,160 like that's. My dream. 591 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,480 Right. I do relate to that and like if 592 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,280 I do have like a good cuddle position going with a guy, 593 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,360 there's like that squeeze where you're like you're read locking 594 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,480 and like everything is clicked into place and you're like. 595 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,280 Everything is everything is firing and also like touches my 596 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,240 love language. So I'm like that. 597 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,960 It like kind of like makes it more all the more. 598 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,920 Yeah, like that's fucking it. Yeah. 599 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,720 And like to do that, to do that, like it's like, I don't know if 600 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,080 they're into it, but like with like a hookup, a random hookup, 601 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,000 it's not always it's. Not always the vibe it's. 602 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,880 Not always the vibe. They're like, get the fuck away 603 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,640 from me. You fucking? 604 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,120 Weirdo, have you ever been the guy on Grinder who's like, 605 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:16,480 looking to cuddle? I've no OK. 606 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,840 Do you know who I'm talking about? 607 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,200 But I know who you're talking about. 608 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,200 Sometimes it it throws me and it's so a me problem because 609 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,920 obviously I've swapped fluids with strangers for sure. 610 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:33,800 So the idea of a guy holding me should not be more intense, sure 611 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,560 than swallowing. But it's something low. 612 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,360 It's so different. It's so different. 613 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,200 It's a different, vulnerable thing. 614 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,800 Yeah. Yeah. 615 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,360 And it's so something I could it's just like getting fucked 616 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,720 though I like, I can't agree to getting fucked until I meet the 617 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:56,560 guy and I like feel him, taste him, smell him like it just has 618 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,120 to it has. To it has to click. 619 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,280 Yeah, I get that. OK, so sex is good. 620 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,560 Do you do you have any like career highlights or low lights 621 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,639 for sex? Like Oh my God, OK. 622 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,560 Like any like good sex that stands out like or OK well. 623 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:21,880 Good sex that stands out to me, yes. 624 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:29,719 Like honestly, some of the best like sex I've had is with guys 625 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,600 where it is like that like eye contacts like we're like fucking 626 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:37,480 like kissing intensely. And it's kind of like there is 627 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:48,120 one time, I think Fire Island where we, I was, we first, like, 628 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,800 I was first like having sex. And this is. 629 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,639 The first top time. No, this was. 630 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,159 No, this was. After OK, OK. 631 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,440 But I was fucking him on a on a lawn, on laundry on on a laundry 632 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,600 washing machine. Oh, OK, OK, OK. 633 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,800 Washing machine. Pile of warm laundry that was 634 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,640 hot too, but like, on a washing machine. 635 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,920 So he was seated. Yeah. 636 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,240 And you were? And you were? 637 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,320 Yeah. Was the machine on? 638 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,040 No. OK. 639 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,960 No, I mean like obviously. It's like I don't even have to 640 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,160 move, like it's just kind of doing its own. 641 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,680 Thing set it and forget it. Set it and forget it. 642 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,600 But I think like we, we, we ended up like just jerking each 643 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,240 other off. Yeah. 644 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,640 And we both came at the same time and that was like, it was 645 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,840 like sort of like A and then we like cuddled after. 646 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:39,080 Oh, so that's beautiful. Yeah, anytime. 647 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,760 Like if a guy would finish in me and like I come shortly after 648 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,640 with him still like in me. And so it's just like, I know 649 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,080 you're talking about like that, Yeah. 650 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,720 It's quite a name. Man, we did it. 651 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,640 I know that's a very high 5 moment. 652 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,640 It's a very high 5 moment. It's like we, it's kind of like 653 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,680 we both have a goal and we kind. Of we did it, did it together. 654 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,280 A group AA group assignment. A group assignment usually bad, 655 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,040 but like good. Yeah. 656 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,040 OK, let's play a round of hot or not. 657 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,920 OK, this is where I list topics and you tell me if you find them 658 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:19,840 hot or not. OK so threesomes and or group 659 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,240 sex? It can be hot. 660 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,080 OK, Yeah. But you you do not. 661 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,000 Can you? Can you elaborate? 662 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:32,160 It can be hot when both OK, I've been in threesomes where I'm 663 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,440 like, this is an amazing couple. They're going to be together 664 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,440 forever because they're working together. 665 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,760 They they want each other to feel good. 666 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,840 They're like interested in each other's pleasure and that's 667 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,800 great. Threesomes where you're like, 668 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:48,920 they're going to break up tomorrow. 669 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,280 I have them bicker or like be rude to each other. 670 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:58,480 Just like the energy is like off and there's like just some sort 671 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,160 of like they're they don't want each other to like like. 672 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,360 It's every man for himself. A little bit like they don't 673 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,600 want each other to like experience like that, like, but 674 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,320 when, when they want each other to like, like experience 675 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,240 pleasure, then then it's like very positive in my opinion. 676 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,560 Have you ever I relate to that. I've always been the guest star 677 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,000 more often than not with with a couple. 678 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,600 Yeah. Yeah. 679 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,200 But like, have you ever had the spontaneous 3 people who have? 680 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,480 You know you're all free agents. Yeah, yeah. 681 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,920 And has that. That's fun. 682 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's happened and that's fun. 683 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,000 Like there, there is something like there is something hot 684 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,080 about like having like a lot of different parts around you Sure 685 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,720 you know. That's it's so true. 686 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,880 My only group sex, I think for the most group. 687 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,480 Well. Oh, actually to piggyback this, 688 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,600 what about more than three people? 689 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,520 Have you done like sex parties or group sex? 690 00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:02,200 I've done that once or twice. OK, it's fun, but I would say 691 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:07,280 actually that to me is a little like maybe I get oversimulated 692 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,880 or maybe it was like the circumstance I was in, I had 693 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,840 like trouble like getting like around. 694 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,440 Into it. Into it and like there's just so 695 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,440 many. Like it's like you're in, you're 696 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,920 out. It's a different like space, so. 697 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,680 So much going on. So much going on and also like, 698 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:27,520 I get incredibly like hot during sex, like like my body 699 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,000 temperature, like after I have sex, I want to jump in the 700 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,800 ocean. I want to walk outside in the 701 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,400 bitter cold, naked. You cry a lot, yes. 702 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,960 Oh, you do. So you're dripping on. 703 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,000 I'm dripping and like I in those rooms where it's like so many 704 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,760 guys like I am like I'm like. Boiling. 705 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,880 Boiling. Wow. 706 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:51,120 Yeah. OK, but sex with sexual 707 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,120 relationships with friends? Like 'cause this is the. 708 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,160 Thing I know I know is. No, I don't get it. 709 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,760 I don't get when guys do that. It's it's a real. 710 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,880 It's weird to me. I thought it was a generational 711 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,760 thing that maybe like Gen. Z was like into it into it. 712 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,160 But I've met a lot of people who are not into it and Gen. 713 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,880 Z either. It makes it like. 714 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:16,360 It adds a whole other element that is like I I don't want to 715 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,440 fuck my friends. I know I don't want to see my 716 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,360 friends in that. Position. 717 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:24,240 No, it's like I, yeah. Like I me and my friend joke 718 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,520 about it because we actually were on an Atlantis cruise. 719 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:31,680 Like like, like maybe three months ago we were both like 720 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,600 dancing with this guy in the middle of us. 721 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,400 I. Know, yeah. 722 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,040 And my friend accidentally like touches my hard Dick and like 723 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,360 we're both traumatized from it. I'm like, we've had so many 724 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:48,440 therapy sessions about you. I'm like you. 725 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,560 Have to tell me off the pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 726 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,880 yeah. So we joke. 727 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,640 We're like, I'm like, hey, we have to set boundaries in this 728 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,920 friendship, OK? He's like, Oh my God. 729 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,960 Although I this is not me anymore, but in my 20s I'd be in 730 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,600 those situations like at the after party there's a hot guy 731 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,720 who's into me and my friend and we're like are. 732 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,760 We doing this, I know I've had that team. 733 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,120 Have to like we have to. Silently communicate with like, 734 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,600 are we going to share this guy? Yeah. 735 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,520 Yeah. Like what's happened? 736 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640 What are you like? Are you ready to see me like 737 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,800 that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 738 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,120 Yeah, like I definitely don't want to see my friends like 739 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,480 that. The worst like version of that 740 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,920 for me because like I have a gay twin brother, yeah. 741 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,600 And we sometimes we'll go to gay bars together with like our 742 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:38,400 friends. I do not ever want to see my my 743 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,080 brother or like. In any sort. 744 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,240 Of circumstance, any of that circumstance. 745 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,000 Oh, you must get OK. Michael Benjamin. 746 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,920 Do you know him? Yes. 747 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,720 Yes, he's a gay. Yeah, a gay twin brother. 748 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,720 They get harassed about it constantly. 749 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,000 Do you find people being weird towards you and your brother? 750 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:01,560 Yes, and it's because there are some crazy ass twins out there 751 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,600 who do do it good content out there with them doing it and 752 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,560 that is bad twin representation. I consider them our Milo 753 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,440 Yiannopoulos. Like they're. 754 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,520 Our like not that kind like not that not. 755 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,680 Like that, yeah, that is yellow faced. 756 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:19,960 Like don't give a rap that twins do that because most of us are 757 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,440 not doing that. That is disgusting. 758 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,080 Of course it's like I feel comfortable shaming that. 759 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:34,640 Thank you, me too. OK piercings tattoos are like 760 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,920 body. Mods. 761 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,120 Yeah. I mean, like some people I feel 762 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:43,040 like really work their tattoos and piercings. 763 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,920 Do you have any tattoos? No, OK, yeah. 764 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,680 Is that like a rule with NYU? It's like a Jewish cemetery. 765 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,720 If if you have piercings and equinox, they'll shoot you in 766 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,920 the asshole. Oh, OK, I'm signing up. 767 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,480 Yeah, right by the LAT station, yeah. 768 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,360 I wish eyebrow piercings would make a comeback. 769 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,360 OK, I think boys with eyebrow piercings are really cute. 770 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,120 I feel like some boys pull it off, you know? 771 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,160 Like some boys really like, that's their vibe, you know? 772 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,760 Have you made out with some of the tongue piercing? 773 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:19,040 No, it's pretty crazy. Actually, that SUNY is a little. 774 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,040 No. I kind of want full tongue. 775 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,480 I don't want a little click, click, click. 776 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,720 I'd be afraid that I'd do something. 777 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,440 To well, that's I'm afraid with the Dick head piercing. 778 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,400 Like if it goes anywhere, it's gonna like, it's gonna loop and 779 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,080 like pull like. Maybe get my? 780 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,680 Uter or something? Or like in the butt hole? 781 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,800 What if it grabbed like a long intestine rope? 782 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,560 Oh my God, who's gonna? Jump in the comments. 783 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,680 That's not how intestines are. Well, I don't care. 784 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:51,880 Yeah, What about OK, like gay types, like bears, twinks, 785 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,640 jocks, otters? Do you have? 786 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,120 Do you have? You've told me you like twinks. 787 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,440 Yeah, but I like all. No, I know I don't. 788 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,560 Have a meekness for I mean like I've like hooked up with all 789 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,040 like all gay types the. Whole zoo. 790 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,200 The whole zoo. It just like depends depends on 791 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,480 the purse. Do you identify as one of them? 792 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,880 Twinkie. Yeah, sure. 793 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,320 Or Jock because you have like some. 794 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,560 Maybe some hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 795 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,360 yeah. But yeah, I guess, I guess like 796 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,480 sometimes I, I like a short guy too. 797 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,880 OK, I don't know, some there is something like, I don't know, 798 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,400 maybe there's a weakness. Yeah, a little weakness, but 799 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,280 yeah. Cuz how tall are you? 800 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,160 610? Yeah. 801 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,160 Put it out to the Put it out to the World 61. 802 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:41,760 I'm looking for my short. Kings, cuz you're a big spoon. 803 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:42,920 Yeah. So you like to. 804 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,400 Yeah. Do you sleep through the night 805 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,480 cuddling? No. 806 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,680 Because you run. Hot because I run hot and I wear 807 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,840 AC pap machine. Oh my God. 808 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,520 So it's a little hard with the with the Darth Vader mask, you 809 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,800 know? CPAP goes just over your nose 810 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,200 and mouth. Yeah, OK, OK. 811 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,960 Yeah, it's hard because sometimes hookups are like stay 812 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,560 over. And I'm like, I don't think you 813 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,760 want this smoke. I don't think you know what 814 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,120 you're getting into, Tommy. It's. 815 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,720 Yeah, I don't. I feel like I also do not like 816 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,760 cuddling through the night. Like I think it's cute. 817 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,880 I actually think cuddling is the cutest, like on the couch 818 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,400 watching like a movie or something that's that's cute. 819 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,640 And then let's go to our separate fucking beds. 820 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,480 When it comes to realistically sleeping through the night, get 821 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,240 the fuck off of me. I'm getting a divider. 822 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:41,760 Truly, I'm getting a divider. I know I like sleep fart same. 823 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,600 I don't want I don't need that. I don't need to be awoken by 824 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,080 like a stench for sure from either of us for sure. 825 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,200 That doesn't make me feel closer to you for sure. 826 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:56,000 That to me gives sibling bullshit where it's like you 827 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,200 like I RIP farts in front of my sister. 828 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,600 She's like one of the only people that'll be like, I got a 829 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,000 like huge fart, yes, but like I don't need that with my like 830 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,960 partner. Same for me. 831 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,120 My my siblings and my very close friends were like farty, yeah, 832 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,680 farty girls, but. Not what, no, I'm sorry, just to 833 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,440 have a farty friend. That that's when you know it's 834 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,360 real. Yes, my best friend in the world 835 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:22,200 Ivy Lou shout out. We are farting and we are. 836 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,760 We are just, we are burping. Yes, we are. 837 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,880 Farts are so funny though too. Yeah, my friend Ivy has actually 838 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,200 tried on my C pad machine. He put it on and I'm like, 839 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,320 bitch, it's not so much. She's like, I'm like, what are 840 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,200 you doing? That's so funny, yeah. 841 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,440 What about spit? It depends. 842 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:47,920 Like I if the if the guy who I'm like topping is into it, Yeah, 843 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,160 yeah, sure. Sometimes if I'm like feeling a 844 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,840 little sub sucking a Dick, yeah, yeah. 845 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,360 Spin on my mouth. Yeah. 846 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,680 And you, if you haven't coordinated before that you're 847 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,520 into that. Is that like the universal 848 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,160 thing? Probably. 849 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,640 Probably. Yeah, I think so. 850 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,520 If it's like. Yeah, hot. 851 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,120 There's a video of this like twink blowing this like jockey, 852 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:12,720 like Irish muscle guy. And throughout it, the Irish 853 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:17,960 muscle guy just like spits on his face and it's so hot and. 854 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,520 Him being Irish kind of adds to. It he does, fuck you. 855 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:27,240 Yeah, British bitch, that's for my grandparents. 856 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,360 OK, we're back. I don't know every accent. 857 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,400 Every accent is bad that I do. Hey, in my mind, as long as it's 858 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,720 not my regular voice, I'm doing an accent. 859 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,560 Tell Lorne Michaels. This Lorne Michaels, you don't. 860 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,000 You're not going to know what hit you, honey. 861 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,120 You're not going to know what hit you. 862 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:51,880 OK, what about, oh, sex in like a public space where you could 863 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:57,280 get like seen Jamie, like an elevator, a dance floor. 864 00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:02,720 We already know a car that's. Exciting. 865 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,040 That's hot. That's hot. 866 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:09,920 Like, yeah, there is something to the to the oh shit, oh fuck. 867 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,680 You know there is an added element. 868 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,080 You know what I had? I think this is the first time 869 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:20,160 this has ever happened to me. Last night I went to the urinal 870 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,000 and I was passing a guy, but as I went in, he's going out. 871 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,560 He came back, went to the urinal next to me and like very 872 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,960 clearly. Also, I don't know if RO 873 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:34,640 Caribbean did this on purpose, but the urinals are high and the 874 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:39,880 dividers are low. So I literally doing this or 875 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,400 this you can fully see well a Dick. 876 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:48,200 Well, yes, it'd be funny if at least just like, move them, but 877 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,000 this guy was like, you know, like. 878 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,400 Yeah. Flopping and then we both looked 879 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,880 and we're like nice and he's like nice. 880 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,440 And then he like did a little this and I did a little this. 881 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,520 Wow. And it was. 882 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:03,360 So fun. I felt like our ancestors were 883 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,560 in the room, you know? Absolutely. 884 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,480 Yeah, your ancestors were in the room. 885 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,920 Yeah, that is the gay ones. Yeah, the gay ones. 886 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,960 So you're down for a little sneaky sneaky. 887 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,240 Yes, I'm done. Freaky, freaky, freaky freaky. 888 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,760 There is an added danger, sort of like what if the general 889 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,360 public. Yeah, yeah. 890 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,720 OK, and then the last thing on the pod is what is some advice 891 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:31,480 you'd give to the younger version of yourself before they 892 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:40,440 began their sexual journey? I would say the advice I'd give 893 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,640 myself is like, no pressure. Take your time. 894 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,280 It'll happen when it's supposed to happen. 895 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:50,200 And you're going to have like a hell of fun. 896 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:55,080 You can have a hell of fun, flourishing sex and romantic 897 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,240 life that you want. Lovely. 898 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:00,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and tell the Tower Bottoms 899 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,240 where they can find love and support you. 900 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:08,200 You can support me on Instagram at Dylan Adler under score, not 901 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,360 TikTok. Fuck the fuck that place. 902 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,800 Did you delete? No. 903 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,880 But I am not posting right now thing. 904 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,120 Yeah. It's so hard. 905 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,880 It's. Hard because like a lot of 906 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,040 streams of income that I need are like from like online stuff 907 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,520 and I'm like, I love that some people are like, yes, I am 908 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,400 deleting. I'm taking a stand and I'm like, 909 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,680 oh, that's amazing for you. I do need money to pay these. 910 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:39,880 Right now, but I will shop on Amazon much less. 911 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,760 Yes, I've been barcoding boycotting Target for over a 912 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,120 year. Oh good. 913 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,680 Did you know they they rolled back their DEI initiatives? 914 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,480 Has this made it to your? Oh my God. 915 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,160 They did it last November. They rolled back all their DEI 916 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,520 initiatives. So me. 917 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,080 Just like Hollywood. And a lot I know. 918 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,760 Did they ever have them? Did they ever really have them? 919 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,160 They're like, look, we did it, a year of it. 920 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,560 Look, you know, 2018 to 2023 was. 921 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,760 Now we're back. We're back. 922 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:15,360 Yeah, I'm so excited. No, should have been, should 923 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,800 have been. All right. 924 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,880 Thank you so much for doing this. 925 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,360 Thank you for having. Me and until next time, keep 926 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:26,160 sucking and fucking. Hello tower bottoms. 927 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,000 It's me, your host, Zach Newry Towers. 928 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,040 Thank you so much for listening. 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