Dylan Adler. Thank you for having.
Oh my God, thanks for coming to my cabin.
It feels kind of feels it's a sex podcast.
It felt very skeezy of me to be like, come to my cabin and we'll
talk about sex. I'm like, are we gonna?
Are we, Is this? Are we gonna?
Talk or audition? It's one of those gay porn
audition. Casting couches.
Yeah, yeah. So where are you from?
Idaho, Yeah, I've never done this before, but around a lot.
Used to play lacrosse. He's like, OK, wait, this is a
great OK? Dylan is a fantastic comedian.
Is there any other title that you like people to know you by?
Comedian, Occasional actor, of course.
Of course. Writer goes without saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Writer.
What else? Yeah.
You're you're fine tuning your hour, which is called the House
of Dailan. Yes, yes, which I'm planning to
record this year and just going to probably put it out there.
Did you go to Edinburgh? Yes, I did.
With House of Dailan I did. How was it?
It was fun but hard. I can't imagine.
It was hard. I was barking every single.
Really. Wait, how big?
OK, how big? For those of you who don't know,
the Edinburgh Festival is a huge vessel.
There's like 2000 shows or something going on
simultaneously. Going on all at the same time
and it's like very some shows like you, some days you will
like work your ass off barking, barking for literally like 4
hours. Work on the show.
Get to the show, there's like 5 people in the audience.
How big was your venue? My venue was a 93 seater.
Damn 93 seater. And how many show?
How many days? How many shows?
OK, so it was 2024 days, 23 shows.
Oh my God. Not for the faint of heart.
And then if you're feeling good about this, what was like, did
you sell out a lot of them or it was like half full so.
At first it was hard. At first it was like there was
like 20, like 30 and then like it picked.
Up and then it. Picked up a little bit from word
of mouth. Amazing.
I thought like. And then there was some moments
where like some big reviewers like from the Guardian were in
and I had like a actually like a sold out, really nice show.
Had a nice response. And I'm like, oh, this review is
going to turn it around and I don't have to bark anymore.
The review did not come out. And I'm like, no, yeah.
Wait, what are the are there politics behind that?
Like were you supposed to pay them or blow them or something?
I mean, I would have blown them honestly for for for no reason,
just for no reason. But I didn't even have the
opportunity to do that because they left right after the show.
Damn. Yeah, but isn't that like,
that's just like our careers in a nutshell?
Where did you think the thing? You think it's like this is
gonna it's that the rocket? Ship.
Yeah. And then you're like, Oh no, I'm
still very much on Earth. It is always the realization of
like I am very much still. I'm I'm the captain of SpaceX.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You mentioned briefly you made a
joke about casting couch porn. OK, yes.
Is that a porn that you? Like, yes, OK, I've seen those
ones. It depends.
Like if it's, if it's two guys, yeah.
And I like the two guys. Yeah, then sure.
Yeah, I feel the chemistry thing.
If it's the chemistry thing, I think I saw one recently where
it's like, yeah, I mean, like, look at him.
Like, yeah, he's like, I mean obviously like so hot.
And I'm like, oh, OK. They're like, they're like into
each other. Like you were the you.
We're on a gay cruise right now. Dylan and I run to the YouTube
if you want to see us sitting on a tiny little couch in my cabin.
But were you with the Lunchable with Arno?
Oh, you're you're the fan. I OK, so there is this.
There is this. French creator French.
Creator Arno Antino, I didn't know he was French.
I thought he was like Italian. Was he?
I don't know. Oh no, it sounded French to me.
Maybe he was. Italian, I don't know.
I don't know, but he's a porn star that I'm a fan of.
And we were sitting right next to him and he was like.
He was almost like what I imagine a sex bot will be in
that he had a few things he kept doing.
Yes, if you made eye contact he'd wink at you.
Yeah, it was giving AI. Yes, it was giving like, oh,
like I have like, yeah, like 10 things that I like cycle
through. It was giving AI meets
neurodivergence in a way like, but I'm such a fan and like, I
was like there. It's just like one video that he
has. You reference this right?
Who's another porn star? I'm a huge fan of Dane Jackson.
Love him and like the the way that they get into it.
He's like, don't tell my girlfriend.
Again, you go Dracula every time.
I can't do friends don't tell my girlfriend about this.
Oh, but that's Arno. That's Arno.
And then does he taught? Wait, was Jackson?
Was. It Yeah, he topped Dane Jackson.
Is Dane Jackson primarily a bottom?
Yeah. And do you follow a lot of porn
stars? I do, I do on my ex.
Account. And on my insta, I'll have been
it, yeah. That's beautiful.
Yeah, some some of my good friends are porn stars and I.
I know. I love it.
Yeah, I love. Well, OK, so then let's go back
a little bit. You're obviously sex positive.
And then like where have you always been or what was it like
growing up? Like what was your first vibes
of sex? OK so my first time orgasming
was when I was little, like at 4.
Oh my gosh. Pretty.
It's pretty young, Yeah. We had a Jacuzzi at a hot tub.
I'll do it. There was a jet and I put my
thing on the jet. And it went and.
Then the kids would be like, what are you doing?
You got to be like, mind your business, you whore so.
Oh my God. OK, so then were you just
attached to the jet? The Jacuzzi Jets.
Yeah, I'd be like, we should be like hot tub time.
And it sort of became a thing. And did you know you were orca?
No, you didn't know you were orgasm.
I. Don't know what it was called
but I knew it felt. Good.
OK. And then what was like the vibe
of sex in your household? Did your parents talk about it?
My parents are like liberal, went to UC Berkeley and.
Were you a naked family? I mean, well, I don't know when
I was a kid, like. OK, OK.
No, no. No, but no, no, not a naked.
There are some Berkeley. I have a friend who's a Berkeley
girl and her family like as adults will like hot tub naked.
Well, that's crazy. I'm not trying to see that
actually. I know, I know.
But some people, some people, some people.
You know well, the thing about Berkeley I I know, but.
So they were liberal and progressive?
So like we would have like sex talks and and then like, you
know what learned about it? I went to like public school and
we learned about that. So like, yeah, OK.
It was, it wasn't like we weren't like sex negative.
Right now part of your stand up set is that you have a twin
brother who's also gay who came out to you and at that time you
were like no mistake. Yes exactly.
Is that how it happened? And how long have you known that
you did in fact like boys? Yes, so.
I I felt like attracted to guys since I was very young, like 4.
Yeah, you know, and then like, you know, I, you know, Disney
Channel stars Disney, like there is a Roly Polyoli cartoon, OK
Playhouse Disney. I was very attracted to some of
those robots. OK, Yeah.
Wait, Roly Polyoli was a robot? They were robots.
OK, OK. Yeah.
But they obviously had like gendered attributes for sure.
OK. I like big bulges like I like.
I remember as a kid I wanted to be crushed by one of them.
I'm sorry. No, I love it this.
I don't leave that and leave that and leave.
That, by the way, this is my mom's favorite podcast.
I just thought. Could you imagine?
You imagine? Is she going to listen?
She listens to? Is she listen to everything?
Yes. And I'm like, don't listen to
that anyway. I know.
So I've had a series of podcasts.
This is the one I keep coming back to because I like talking
about sex. My mom, it's a blind spot for
her. And I don't think she likes it.
OK. But she would never tell me
that. OK.
Yeah. Yeah.
But I love that your mom listens to all that.
Is that going to influence how you answer questions?
No, no, no. She.
It's I, I, I don't give a fuck. OK, OK, OK, so you've always
been attracted to guys. What were some of the first
things that made you horny? But OK, so being crushed
actually, is that still a thing? Do you still like the concept of
being crushed? You know what, like when, if
it's like kind of like a a guy who is like maybe bigger than
me, the the thought of them like kind of laying on me like a
weighted blanket. It was pretty nice.
I'll never forget the first guy. The first guy I made out was in
college and he laid on top of me and it was like a euphoric like
that weight of a. The feeling of like, literally
like when I was first watching porn, Yeah, I would like get so
excited by the fact that they were just on.
Top of each other. Laying on top of each other.
So interesting. That to me was like cornier than
penetration. Wow.
Just like, like the weight of it, yeah.
Yeah. Do you remember your first
sexual experience with another person?
Yes. OK.
Well, yeah, my first I would OK, I would like freak dance with
girls. Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I like middle school dances.
Middle school dances. Were you hard as a rock?
I would actually get hard. Wow, and we and did you did
girls on the dance floor embrace something like that or was that
like a tuck it and like, Oh my God, this is not happening.
I don't even know. OK, OK.
That's OK. That's fair.
But I do remember like I would like we would be done.
I was hard and I would like tuck up.
Yeah, of. Course, Oh my God, the times I
tucked up in like middle school, high school, my penis wasn't.
Always there. Yeah.
Please don't call on me. Please don't call on me.
I think I was like the hardest person in every class.
And then using like the binder and stuff or like the backpack
kind of like in. Front.
Absolutely crazy. Crazy times.
OK, so beyond freak dancing and you're coming out timeline,
when? When did the coming out happen?
The first person I did come out to was my twin brother where
like after like I'd say like junior year, junior year I was
like we were driving and I was like honestly most important
watches of guys and he was like same.
Yeah, I. Guess so.
That's. Beautiful Had you touched a boy
in any physical way before this? Like were there any like camping
trips or wrestling parties or? No.
OK, well, there is this wrestling thing in PE really,
where I was like so afraid of getting hard.
I was like, I was like literally so hard.
And I was like, I do. I can't.
I don't. Know I can't do this.
But other than that, no. Looking back, it is crazy that
high school wrestling is a thing because even just boys being at
that age, even straight ones, I can't believe they're not all
pop and boners all the time. I know.
That's a, that's a crazy and it's so sexual.
Yeah, yeah. Getting up under there, I know.
Do you like things like Singlet? Like jock play?
I OK, I I it's not what I seek. Out but not got your journalism
in a way you know what? You know what?
It's not what I seek out. Like, hey, hey, hey, OK.
But if it's happening if. It's happening.
I don't mind. I'm not.
I'm not going to fight it. I think it could be hot.
Yeah, absolutely. OK then let's talk about your
first boy on boy moment. For sure my first boy on boy
moment. OK my first.
OK my my first. Like I was in college and I was
like, like my first, like it was on a dance floor.
You fucking love getting hard on dance floors, I think.
So and it was at this club and where'd?
You go to college. Sorry.
NYU, I know. Get out, I don't feel safe
anymore. Fun talking it has it.
No. Yeah, go Violet.
Stop. No, that's so.
That's so cool. I mean every.
It deserves every reputation it has.
It really is. That the alumni board is gonna
they if they know you book this gig, they're gonna come ask them
for money. They asked me for money when I
was a piano teaching dog. Walker isn't that crazy.
And I'm like, honey, you're barking up the wrong tree.
Lose my number. Yeah, lose.
My number. I'll seek you out when I'm
ready. Exactly.
OK, so you're at NYU and you're on the dance floor.
Yeah, and you're leaking. I'm.
Fucking leaking. I am a leaker.
I'm leaking. And yeah, that was like kind of
an exciting new thing for me, like getting tugged on the dance
floor. That's what happened, Yeah.
So you were dancing to the guy and he reached on your pants or
something. OK.
Yeah. And this is a gay club, I'm
guessing. This was a gay club and there
was one night where it was like 18 and up can come, and that was
you and that was me. So I think it was like some
other, like a college person. Like who?
So. Yeah.
Another brilliant mind. And that was Timothy Chalamet.
No, I don't know. He gave me chlamydia.
With his hand, that's impressive.
He's prolific. Did was that like, because
you're fully gay at this point, you're at NYU, Are you like boy
crazy in any way? I am and I'm like, I, I'm, I'm
pretty horny, but I lose my virginity the summer of my
freshman year. Technically.
When I was back home on Tinder and I met this guy named Long
and we're still friends. OK, shout out Long.
And it was like I bottomed, I bottomed.
Is that what you think? Is that what you were called to
do or is that what you felt like was the move for like losing
your virginity? Well, he kept being like, you
look like a bottom and I'm like, well, like if I am.
So yeah, I think he was just, well, he was like a top,
clearly. And so yeah, that was like when
I technically like sucked my first Dick and then like got my
Dick sucked and then like bottomed for the first time.
Was this all one date? Yeah, wow, this was all one
date. So you mash on tender, you chat
for a bit, keep autumn shames you and then next thing you know
a penis is in your mouth. Yeah, wow, Yeah.
So it was like a bunch of. Firsts.
Bunch of firsts. And how was taking a taking
longs? Taking longs long.
Long, John. It you know, it was it was fine,
like I it was like pleasant overall, but I think it was like
the bottoming itself I didn't like necessarily enjoy.
I felt like like jostled a. Little bit rearranging stuff I
felt. Rearranged like the thing I was
most excited about was getting my Dick sucked.
I was like this. This is it.
This is the ship. Had you always, do you like
gravitate towards like blowjob porn and stuff where you like,
was it on your mind or? Like, I was actually so excited
by the thought of like, feeling that.
A mouth on your penis? Yeah.
Yeah, interesting. That was like the most exciting.
And not much has changed. I'm still that girl.
Would you consider yourself like OK if you had to rank like or
what is like an ideal hookup or like sexual experience for you?
Like what would be like perfect? You know what?
Like I love, I love like a lot of physical contacts.
I like romance. I love a lot of kissing and I
love like, I don't know, like kissing like close bodies.
I don't I like this. I like like some side action too
like. Wait, was this jerking off 2
Dicks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like, and I, and I like, I love giving head.
Yeah, like I mostly will talk, but love giving head.
And I'll, I'll, you know, you know, whatever.
And. Whatever or whatever.
Or whatever is the vibe so. Does that OK?
I think we're talking about this also with a group of comedians
just now recently. But is that what an oral top is
to you? I think technically it is
because as I was like, as I said on the table, I thought oral top
was a top that's like, you know, loud like.
They weren't verbal you. Know, you know, like I thought
that was an oral top, but I learned that's a verbal top.
Yes, I love it. You don't know what you are.
I. Don't know what the fuck I.
Am but I will say that is like I think y'all are the cream of the
crop because there is this thing about like tops maybe like not
liking to give head. Some tops don't eat booty and
then like that's the one we enter selfish top territory.
But when a top like loves to like suck Dick and like, I'm
like, you're the yeah, you're the pick of the litter.
I don't know, I enjoy it. I like, it's like hot to me and
if I'm like jerking myself off too.
Yeah, well, it's happening. Yeah, that's a fun position to
be. There's a guy who recently like
okay I was in the shower of my gym.
What gym? Equinox.
Yeah, and. Are you?
Secret are you? Are you rich?
Well, OK, I I have I got a commercial that has helped me
over whoa. And it was like a lot.
It was like a good amount of money that.
That's been incredible. You don't hear that much these
days. Yeah.
OK, cool. So you're at Equinox.
Yes. You're sucking.
And then the guy was like, you look really pretty down there.
I was like, for some reason that like, I was like, I don't know,
like that did something. We we would back us up.
You're at Equinox when we kinda did a cut too.
We did a cut. Too what is like can.
We bleep equinox. No, just kidding.
OK, no, I was like. Please don't.
Actually, No, no, no, we're not bleeping you.
OK, good. Question everything but
yourself. That's their.
OK, the the the advertisements
are the in most insane. They always have.
Been unhinged. Wildest like.
It's always like a horrible thing.
I've ever seen Joe Biden ripped wearing high heeled stilettos.
Yeah, one of them is Kim Jong Un.
Josified in heels, Yeah. And it's like, it's, I guess a
play on AI, but it's always been weird.
It'll be like a Unicorn in a rowboat with like a A
bodybuilder woman, like straddling its face.
Yeah. OK, so wait, you're at Equinox.
When does the courtship start? How'd it take us get us from you
walk into Equinox to there's a a dingling in your mouth.
OK, so this is so this guy is someone who I've been like kind
of like we've been flirty. Gym crush or gym crush?
OK. We've been like, you know, make
like high, like friendly and stuff.
And then we're both in this in the sauna, in the steam room.
Wait, which one? Because it's so different.
Steam room. OK, OK, OK.
Steam room because sauna you're like.
Yeah, sauna is a little less sexual.
Steam room. There's like steam.
It's like kind of like you're. Sweating, wet and squishy.
Wet and squishy and like it was already kind of like happening.
Like there was like gay stuff. Like it was like, not that many
people. Like this guy was kind of
jerking off and like. Your crush was.
No this other. Guy OK, OK, OK.
Was he hot? Yeah, OK.
And like, it was sort of everyone in the room was gay.
It was like happening. So like, like, like started to
get excited and like me and this Jim crush, like we were making
eye contact then he left. Heartbreaking.
Yeah, heartbreaking. Every time I try I feel so small
without my SO. I left and then I was going to
the showers and then one of the showers like.
Was open a crack. He was open.
It was open a crack and he was like making eye contact with me
and he was like. Were you in the other shower or
I was like nearby? I was like nearby.
I was like about to get in this other shower, OK?
And then he was like beckoning over.
And then I come over and it's on.
How's his How's his Weiner? Really nice.
Really nice.
And the body's probably really nice, too.
Body tea. And he was sucking me off.
Oh, he. Did it first, he.
Did it first and I was like, gentlemen, I was getting really
excited and then I went down there.
I'm like, I don't know, like I was down there and then he was
looking up at me like like this. I don't know what I don't know.
It was working for me. He was like.
I mean, you're giving like the. I love you.
I looked up and then he's like, he's like, I'm God bitch, you
are working that call. But then, then he opens his lips
to say, You look really pretty down there.
Yeah, and I was like flu. And I felt like that Kim Petrus
sound like I'm a motherfucking star.
Oh. Yes, and then I drink like a
slut. I don't know, like I, it's
actually like, I don't normally like I don't know, I just like,
I, I felt like so excited doing that and it like kind of like.
Did either of you come? Yeah, we both did, yeah.
I love if I'm blowing a guy, I'm jerking myself off and as soon
as he comes I like blow my load. It was so hot.
So I like he came and then like like I'd say like 30 seconds
later I came cuz it's just like being down there and then like.
It's the only way to do it for me.
If I come first I my interest in semen drops like for sure.
Bitcoin for sure. I.
Guess down. I've been there.
Yeah, I've been there for sure. OK, so I love that we took that
little side journey. Now you've lost your virginity
and is it off to the races? When do you remember when the
first time you topped? Was it a Tinder guy named Short?
Yeah. The long and the short.
And it was Long's brother. Wow.
Then I honestly went through a little bit of like a a break, a
little bit of a break because of trauma.
Oh, no, I'm sorry. OK.
Was it with Long? No, no, it was like some some
other guy and I would still like like after college, like sort of
like be like doing. I would.
I wasn't like really topping that.
It was just like mostly like I was siding around the city.
Yes, I was siding around the dams.
New York seems like a great place to side around.
I was just like going, I was like going to apartment siding
and leaving kind of doing a little bit of that.
Great. On the way to the market on the
way to the on the. Way to the market on the way to
the L on the. Way to the L on the way to set
in Brooklyn. Exactly.
But then in like after the pandemic, I went to Far Island
for the very first time, OK. And I had like a lot of like
positive like sexual experiences and I did like top for the very
first time and I had like a really fun time, OK.
And it was like finding kind of like what I what I really like.
Get into the groove. Getting into the groove of.
It wow. OK, so you cannot recommend Fire
Island? Why?
OK, well, my experience, like the first time I went, it was
also the premiere of the movie Our island.
I'd never met Joel and the movie premiered.
We were on the island. I I loved the movie.
For their premiere, yeah. Is that like, was this on
purpose? I think.
So OK, like the I saw it on the TV and then like the next day,
Joel and like pretty much the whole cast walked into our house
'cause they knew some people in our house.
And I was like that. That is so special.
It was like they were walking out of the the screen and I was
like with my friends like James Tom, I was with my friends like
Ryan Leach, Phil Markel, Ivy Lou, Kyle Turner.
And it was like such a formative, like it was so joyous
and happy. And it's like I go back every
summer now, you know? That's beautiful.
And then, OK, you found out that
you like topping or that's how you feel, you know more
yourself. Did that launch a more sexually
active lifestyle? Yes, yes, that did.
Because then I was like, more like, then I was topping around,
then I was topping around the city a little bit.
Do you find that tops are in more demand than bottoms?
Maybe. I think so.
Yeah. So weird.
Yeah. In big cities especially.
Yeah. New York and LA.
Cuz go getters are bottoms I think.
I think so. So it attracts you.
Know what? It's because like Ali Wong has
the best joke about it where she's like, it's the girls who
are like very in charge and bossy in their life that in
better life. Like my best, my one of my best
friend who's like a business owner who is like on top of his
shit, runs his shit runs it like it's a he is like one of the
most submit he in bed. He's like he's out of control.
I do me. And me actually in my life, I'm
like, so like, yeah, whatever, Go, yeah.
And then you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want this nut? Yeah, yeah, a little.
Bit are you verbal sometimes? Wait, you are because you
thought oral top meant yeah, verbal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not like I'm not like
crazy verbal like like, but I'm I don't know, I like, I don't
know if the you. Like you like a a dialogue.
I I like a dialogue. I'm an actor so I I want to
respond. You print out lines and you put
them in front of. Them I put the sides on their
back and I'm like, OK, I'm a gay waiter.
Wait, I'm going to take that back.
I want to take that back. Cut cut.
OK so but when I met you, you were in a relationship yes?
Do you consider yourself a relationship girly or do you
like the single mingle dating life or.
I I like both. I mean, like I was in this
relationship for two years and I enjoyed, I like, I like was very
in love, enjoyed myself, but it was hard with, you know, like
our lives are like travelling is like it sucks.
And like that was like really hard.
And I guess like it's that that kind of like was like kind of
difficult. Yeah, it's destabilizing.
Destabilizing so like being in a relationship like I love like
coming home to someone and getting to like cuddle, I don't
know, I love physical contact I love and like so I miss that but
it's hard like when you're like always like away and stuff so.
And you have to kind of prioritize that, yes.
So if someone, if one of your friends calls me, like can you
open for me this week in Australia?
Yeah. You're like I have to cancel
maybe going to a a wedding with my boyfriend but.
Yeah. I always want to do the the gig.
Me too, because money. And just like that's, I mean, I
don't know, with our careers, you really have to take the
work. I think when it's offered to you
100% and you need a partner who maybe like fully understands.
That I guess, I guess, yeah. So but I like both lives, like
single life is fun. Like it's a little like I travel
without, like thinking about, you know, so there's, it's like
pros and cons. But then I come home and I'm all
cold and alone. Yeah.
And since you went to NYU, no one cares.
They're like this. They're like this NYU blanket.
Stupid fucking cunt. I'm like Oh my God, buy yourself
a Versace back to make yourself feel better.
No, but OK. But in the relationship, do you
find sex? It was good the whole time.
I'm I'm morbidly curious about sex and long term relationships
because for me the sexual impulses kind of fade a bit
after the beginning and I always wonder with people who have done
longer term relationships how like the sex was.
I had a really good time with this guy with I think we
actually like built sort of like chemistry and like we both like
discovered what we liked and like we both like kind of found
like a nice rhythm. Amazing.
And I think it like, it became like, because like there is like
something to be said about like having sex with someone you're
in love with is pretty fucking cool.
Damn. Cuz like you're like, I'm also
like sexually like I like romance and stuff.
But when there's like eye contact and there's like like
really close like there. You like can't get closer you.
Can't get like, there's like a moment where it's like, I wish I
could. Like, I can't even possibly get
closer to you physically, but I want to.
Like, I want to cut you open like that Star Wars animal and
be inside your gut. Or that movie.
Did you see that movie together? No.
Oh, it's Franco and Allison Brie.
I thought you're going to say human, Human.
Centipede that that this kind of thing, but they find themselves
being drawn together and then like absorbing into each other
like that's. My dream.
Right. I do relate to that and like if
I do have like a good cuddle position going with a guy,
there's like that squeeze where you're like you're read locking
and like everything is clicked into place and you're like.
Everything is everything is firing and also like touches my
love language. So I'm like that.
It like kind of like makes it more all the more.
Yeah, like that's fucking it. Yeah.
And like to do that, to do that, like it's like, I don't know if
they're into it, but like with like a hookup, a random hookup,
it's not always it's. Not always the vibe it's.
Not always the vibe. They're like, get the fuck away
from me. You fucking?
Weirdo, have you ever been the guy on Grinder who's like,
looking to cuddle? I've no OK.
Do you know who I'm talking about?
But I know who you're talking about.
Sometimes it it throws me and it's so a me problem because
obviously I've swapped fluids with strangers for sure.
So the idea of a guy holding me should not be more intense, sure
than swallowing. But it's something low.
It's so different. It's so different.
It's a different, vulnerable thing.
Yeah. Yeah.
And it's so something I could it's just like getting fucked
though I like, I can't agree to getting fucked until I meet the
guy and I like feel him, taste him, smell him like it just has
to it has. To it has to click.
Yeah, I get that. OK, so sex is good.
Do you do you have any like career highlights or low lights
for sex? Like Oh my God, OK.
Like any like good sex that stands out like or OK well.
Good sex that stands out to me, yes.
Like honestly, some of the best like sex I've had is with guys
where it is like that like eye contacts like we're like fucking
like kissing intensely. And it's kind of like there is
one time, I think Fire Island where we, I was, we first, like,
I was first like having sex. And this is.
The first top time. No, this was.
After OK, OK.
But I was fucking him on a on a lawn, on laundry on on a laundry
washing machine. Oh, OK, OK, OK.
Washing machine. Pile of warm laundry that was
hot too, but like, on a washing machine.
So he was seated. Yeah.
And you were? And you were?
Yeah. Was the machine on?
No. OK.
No, I mean like obviously. It's like I don't even have to
move, like it's just kind of doing its own.
Thing set it and forget it. Set it and forget it.
But I think like we, we, we ended up like just jerking each
other off. Yeah.
And we both came at the same time and that was like, it was
like sort of like A and then we like cuddled after.
Oh, so that's beautiful. Yeah, anytime.
Like if a guy would finish in me and like I come shortly after
with him still like in me. And so it's just like, I know
you're talking about like that, Yeah.
It's quite a name. Man, we did it.
I know that's a very high 5 moment.
It's a very high 5 moment. It's like we, it's kind of like
we both have a goal and we kind. Of we did it, did it together.
A group AA group assignment. A group assignment usually bad,
but like good. Yeah.
OK, let's play a round of hot or not.
OK, this is where I list topics and you tell me if you find them
hot or not. OK so threesomes and or group
sex? It can be hot.
OK, Yeah. But you you do not.
Can you? Can you elaborate?
It can be hot when both OK, I've been in threesomes where I'm
like, this is an amazing couple. They're going to be together
forever because they're working together.
They they want each other to feel good.
They're like interested in each other's pleasure and that's
great. Threesomes where you're like,
they're going to break up tomorrow.
I have them bicker or like be rude to each other.
Just like the energy is like off and there's like just some sort
of like they're they don't want each other to like like.
It's every man for himself. A little bit like they don't
want each other to like experience like that, like, but
when, when they want each other to like, like experience
pleasure, then then it's like very positive in my opinion.
Have you ever I relate to that. I've always been the guest star
more often than not with with a couple.
Yeah. Yeah.
But like, have you ever had the spontaneous 3 people who have?
You know you're all free agents. Yeah, yeah.
And has that. That's fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's happened and that's fun.
Like there, there is something like there is something hot
about like having like a lot of different parts around you Sure
you know. That's it's so true.
My only group sex, I think for the most group.
Well. Oh, actually to piggyback this,
what about more than three people?
Have you done like sex parties or group sex?
I've done that once or twice. OK, it's fun, but I would say
actually that to me is a little like maybe I get oversimulated
or maybe it was like the circumstance I was in, I had
like trouble like getting like around.
Into it. Into it and like there's just so
many. Like it's like you're in, you're
out. It's a different like space, so.
So much going on. So much going on and also like,
I get incredibly like hot during sex, like like my body
temperature, like after I have sex, I want to jump in the
ocean. I want to walk outside in the
bitter cold, naked. You cry a lot, yes.
Oh, you do. So you're dripping on.
I'm dripping and like I in those rooms where it's like so many
guys like I am like I'm like. Boiling.
Wow.
Yeah. OK, but sex with sexual
relationships with friends? Like 'cause this is the.
Thing I know I know is. No, I don't get it.
I don't get when guys do that. It's it's a real.
It's weird to me. I thought it was a generational
thing that maybe like Gen. Z was like into it into it.
But I've met a lot of people who are not into it and Gen.
Z either. It makes it like.
It adds a whole other element that is like I I don't want to
fuck my friends. I know I don't want to see my
friends in that. Position.
No, it's like I, yeah. Like I me and my friend joke
about it because we actually were on an Atlantis cruise.
Like like, like maybe three months ago we were both like
dancing with this guy in the middle of us.
I. Know, yeah.
And my friend accidentally like touches my hard Dick and like
we're both traumatized from it. I'm like, we've had so many
therapy sessions about you. I'm like you.
Have to tell me off the pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So we joke.
We're like, I'm like, hey, we have to set boundaries in this
friendship, OK? He's like, Oh my God.
Although I this is not me anymore, but in my 20s I'd be in
those situations like at the after party there's a hot guy
who's into me and my friend and we're like are.
We doing this, I know I've had that team.
Have to like we have to. Silently communicate with like,
are we going to share this guy? Yeah.
Like what's happened?
What are you like? Are you ready to see me like
that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like I definitely don't want to see my friends like
that. The worst like version of that
for me because like I have a gay twin brother, yeah.
And we sometimes we'll go to gay bars together with like our
friends. I do not ever want to see my my
brother or like. In any sort.
Of circumstance, any of that circumstance.
Oh, you must get OK. Michael Benjamin.
Do you know him? Yes.
Yes, he's a gay. Yeah, a gay twin brother.
They get harassed about it constantly.
Do you find people being weird towards you and your brother?
Yes, and it's because there are some crazy ass twins out there
who do do it good content out there with them doing it and
that is bad twin representation. I consider them our Milo
Yiannopoulos. Like they're.
Our like not that kind like not that not.
Like that, yeah, that is yellow faced.
Like don't give a rap that twins do that because most of us are
not doing that. That is disgusting.
Of course it's like I feel comfortable shaming that.
Thank you, me too. OK piercings tattoos are like
body. Mods.
Yeah. I mean, like some people I feel
like really work their tattoos and piercings.
Do you have any tattoos? No, OK, yeah.
Is that like a rule with NYU? It's like a Jewish cemetery.
If if you have piercings and equinox, they'll shoot you in
the asshole. Oh, OK, I'm signing up.
Yeah, right by the LAT station, yeah.
I wish eyebrow piercings would make a comeback.
OK, I think boys with eyebrow piercings are really cute.
I feel like some boys pull it off, you know?
Like some boys really like, that's their vibe, you know?
Have you made out with some of the tongue piercing?
No, it's pretty crazy. Actually, that SUNY is a little.
No. I kind of want full tongue.
I don't want a little click, click, click.
I'd be afraid that I'd do something.
To well, that's I'm afraid with the Dick head piercing.
Like if it goes anywhere, it's gonna like, it's gonna loop and
like pull like. Maybe get my?
Uter or something? Or like in the butt hole?
What if it grabbed like a long intestine rope?
Oh my God, who's gonna? Jump in the comments.
That's not how intestines are. Well, I don't care.
Yeah, What about OK, like gay types, like bears, twinks,
jocks, otters? Do you have?
You've told me you like twinks.
Yeah, but I like all. No, I know I don't.
Have a meekness for I mean like I've like hooked up with all
like all gay types the. Whole zoo.
The whole zoo. It just like depends depends on
the purse. Do you identify as one of them?
Twinkie. Yeah, sure.
Or Jock because you have like some.
Maybe some hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. But yeah, I guess, I guess like
sometimes I, I like a short guy too.
OK, I don't know, some there is something like, I don't know,
maybe there's a weakness. Yeah, a little weakness, but
yeah. Cuz how tall are you?
610? Yeah.
Put it out to the Put it out to the World 61.
I'm looking for my short. Kings, cuz you're a big spoon.
Yeah. So you like to.
Yeah. Do you sleep through the night
cuddling? No.
Because you run. Hot because I run hot and I wear
AC pap machine. Oh my God.
So it's a little hard with the with the Darth Vader mask, you
know? CPAP goes just over your nose
and mouth. Yeah, OK, OK.
Yeah, it's hard because sometimes hookups are like stay
over. And I'm like, I don't think you
want this smoke. I don't think you know what
you're getting into, Tommy. It's.
Yeah, I don't. I feel like I also do not like
cuddling through the night. Like I think it's cute.
I actually think cuddling is the cutest, like on the couch
watching like a movie or something that's that's cute.
And then let's go to our separate fucking beds.
When it comes to realistically sleeping through the night, get
the fuck off of me. I'm getting a divider.
Truly, I'm getting a divider. I know I like sleep fart same.
I don't want I don't need that. I don't need to be awoken by
like a stench for sure from either of us for sure.
That doesn't make me feel closer to you for sure.
That to me gives sibling bullshit where it's like you
like I RIP farts in front of my sister.
She's like one of the only people that'll be like, I got a
like huge fart, yes, but like I don't need that with my like
partner. Same for me.
My my siblings and my very close friends were like farty, yeah,
farty girls, but. Not what, no, I'm sorry, just to
have a farty friend. That that's when you know it's
real. Yes, my best friend in the world
Ivy Lou shout out. We are farting and we are.
We are just, we are burping. Yes, we are.
Farts are so funny though too. Yeah, my friend Ivy has actually
tried on my C pad machine. He put it on and I'm like,
bitch, it's not so much. She's like, I'm like, what are
you doing? That's so funny, yeah.
What about spit? It depends.
Like I if the if the guy who I'm like topping is into it, Yeah,
yeah, sure. Sometimes if I'm like feeling a
little sub sucking a Dick, yeah, yeah.
Spin on my mouth. Yeah.
And you, if you haven't coordinated before that you're
into that. Is that like the universal
thing? Probably.
Yeah, I think so.
If it's like. Yeah, hot.
There's a video of this like twink blowing this like jockey,
like Irish muscle guy. And throughout it, the Irish
muscle guy just like spits on his face and it's so hot and.
Him being Irish kind of adds to. It he does, fuck you.
Yeah, British bitch, that's for my grandparents.
OK, we're back. I don't know every accent.
Every accent is bad that I do. Hey, in my mind, as long as it's
not my regular voice, I'm doing an accent.
Tell Lorne Michaels. This Lorne Michaels, you don't.
You're not going to know what hit you, honey.
You're not going to know what hit you.
OK, what about, oh, sex in like a public space where you could
get like seen Jamie, like an elevator, a dance floor.
We already know a car that's. Exciting.
That's hot. That's hot.
Like, yeah, there is something to the to the oh shit, oh fuck.
You know there is an added element.
You know what I had? I think this is the first time
this has ever happened to me. Last night I went to the urinal
and I was passing a guy, but as I went in, he's going out.
He came back, went to the urinal next to me and like very
clearly. Also, I don't know if RO
Caribbean did this on purpose, but the urinals are high and the
dividers are low. So I literally doing this or
this you can fully see well a Dick.
Well, yes, it'd be funny if at least just like, move them, but
this guy was like, you know, like.
Yeah. Flopping and then we both looked
and we're like nice and he's like nice.
And then he like did a little this and I did a little this.
Wow. And it was.
So fun. I felt like our ancestors were
in the room, you know? Absolutely.
Yeah, your ancestors were in the room.
Yeah, that is the gay ones. Yeah, the gay ones.
So you're down for a little sneaky sneaky.
Yes, I'm done. Freaky, freaky, freaky freaky.
There is an added danger, sort of like what if the general
public. Yeah, yeah.
OK, and then the last thing on the pod is what is some advice
you'd give to the younger version of yourself before they
began their sexual journey? I would say the advice I'd give
myself is like, no pressure. Take your time.
It'll happen when it's supposed to happen.
And you're going to have like a hell of fun.
You can have a hell of fun, flourishing sex and romantic
life that you want. Lovely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and tell the Tower Bottoms
where they can find love and support you.
You can support me on Instagram at Dylan Adler under score, not
TikTok. Fuck the fuck that place.
Did you delete? No.
But I am not posting right now thing.
Yeah. It's so hard.
It's. Hard because like a lot of
streams of income that I need are like from like online stuff
and I'm like, I love that some people are like, yes, I am
deleting. I'm taking a stand and I'm like,
oh, that's amazing for you. I do need money to pay these.
Right now, but I will shop on Amazon much less.
Yes, I've been barcoding boycotting Target for over a
year. Oh good.
Did you know they they rolled back their DEI initiatives?
Has this made it to your? Oh my God.
They did it last November. They rolled back all their DEI
initiatives. So me.
Just like Hollywood. And a lot I know.
Did they ever have them? Did they ever really have them?
They're like, look, we did it, a year of it.
Look, you know, 2018 to 2023 was.
Now we're back. We're back.
Yeah, I'm so excited. No, should have been, should
have been. All right.
Thank you so much for doing this.
Thank you for having. Me and until next time, keep
sucking and fucking. Hello tower bottoms.
It's me, your host, Zach Newry Towers.
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