Hello and welcome to Big Gay energy.
I'm Bree. I'm Fiora and I'm Caitlin come
along with us while we dive into the fun and nuances of queer
media representation matters. And we're here to talk about it.
Happy holidays, everyone. What's the other thing that we
said, very engage players. Cheers queers.
This is our one inaugural holiday themed episode so
because no queer should be alone at home on the holidays because
we all have toxic family members.
So let's celebrate the holidays together and today, we are going
to be watching the happiest season.
Season because you guys asked us to, but is it happy?
Listen as false advertising but we'll get there.
Okay. So what is the happiest season?
It's a well, it's actually Pride season but in this movie, it's a
Christmas eaten and there's gay stuff that happens.
I don't ready to propose. Gathering Abby runs into a
problem when her partner Harper, reveals that her family has no
idea. They're gay.
And that's how you don't have a relationship.
Yeah. Yep.
All right, so let's get into this.
So, for those watching at home, the want to watch, along with
us, press play on your device in 321 play.
Maybe play. I'm sorry, the description.
Under the PG-13. Just a glitch.
Language. They then greetings to you.
Okay? I will say one thing I love
about this movie is the soundtrack is really good.
I have less. I listen to it all the time for
Christmas. It's awesome.
Hey Stu, whoo, I love Mackenzie Davis.
I just hate fucking hair character in this.
And Daniel Levy. I love him.
I love her Mary Steenburgen. Look, yeah.
The music is very good here. Bye.
Yeah, you go. Yeah, production designer.
I feel like I should be yelling positions.
Clear the ball. So lucky you could have done
better and she directed it too. Well OK the problem with this is
it's like based on her experience so it's like a movie
that should have existed like 20 30 years ago.
That's the problem I have with it.
It's a story that's overdone. In my opinion.
She's really fucking funny. No.
It's Christmas for this. Wow, that's not where you live.
This stranger's house. Does this wow, we took a turn.
What if I did? The trailer where I turn this
into a horror film. Oh my God.
Caitlin. Yes.
Here they got really that their sporty lesbian since I got up
there. Just let the lesbians be.
Strange women on my roof? Following the Snowman.
It'll be good. Yeah, she's lucky she where he's
like 20 pounds awkward? Yes.
Yes, she was. She was ready for being a, you
know, it took me like 20 stopping crimes, they do crime.
It's too late to cry. Make out they gay.
Kiss an ally. Abby, I guess I just call it.
Kristen Stewart. Show is now.
She doesn't. She just looks like Kristen
Stewart. Literally, she's gay and
everything, you know, I don't know.
Watch the Twilight movies because she's gay in them.
A lot, I don't know, straight friends.
So it's like the 11 movie and compromise on.
I'm like, all right, I'll watch this.
Kristen Stewart, isn't it? Being gig.
Is she getting? She's Kristen Stewart,
everything she does is gay, she's just in it and you're
like, yeah, that's not a straight person.
Also, it's really weird that they, she's like, okay, the
whole point of the movie is that Kristen Stewart's on the cusp of
proposing but she's never met this girl's parents.
How is that? Not a red flag.
Yeah. Okay.
But also, can we talk about how yes about to ask her to come
with to come with your Christmas?
Aunt, is creating your own problems?
Yeah. But it's like on a whim which is
weirder. I don't get it.
I don't get it either. What is their relationship?
Now you're backpedaling. Yes, she's back.
Pretty hard. Just the gas lighting.
It was movie. I hate it.
What if she a Disney character? She lost her parents at
Christmas time. Right.
Family friendly. Doesn't he?
She's like trying to eat enough to come now, right?
Red, flag, Kristen red flag, girl.
She should end up with her face right now.
Yeah, it has. How can I get the fuck out of
this energy? I can't Joe Abigail's way too
girly. Jesus Christ.
Kristin, who hurt you? Because this move is just
desperate. Alex is also a good name.
No, they don't, you're obviously not a good friend if you think
they haven't person. Perfect relationship.
Can uterine that would work are would also be a good name.
Lee I feel like she is a rice cooker because she's about to
explode my person. Like the steam comes out so when
the rice is crooked, Gross but also like you were
with her 10 minutes ago and you didn't see her face when you
were talking to her. So, Just it's like just the gas
lighting in this movie to make us.
Believe they have this beautiful relationship when it's obvious.
They don't Annoys me, it's like it's likely as like, they'll be
fine with it. Obviously they were look at how
nervous she is. No, it's not them.
It's me. Why did you invite her?
No. Fuck off.
You're selfish. No, it's not a great start.
Yep. They don't think it's weird.
She's going to God about that. There's also an adult.
Yeah, facing and kind, and smart, you are.
Nope, nope, nope. This is like a fake dating
Trope. But worse, Yeah, this is bad
because they're fake not dating. Maybe no.
I am period pieces, really bad girl, really bad girl.
Hmm. What a tall order to ask your
partner to do and asking 3 minutes from the house.
Probably don't be you and don't touch me or look at me.
Yeah, it's just like, sit the corner.
There's no pets. You can play with.
It's going to be great. Well, you're an excellent liar,
obviously, obviously. I do love this actress though.
She's wonderful. Why would you turn these?
Because obviously her parents stress her out because she's
been lying to them since forever. 2000 need I love the
sister to she's the, she's the real hero of this movie.
Jane. Yep.
Yep yep. I want to but like then those
the other than the two that are actually in a cup.
Listen Kristen Stewart, just deserves to be happy in this
movie and she spends the entire movie unhappy fun. this is like
a generic man's office with, like, paintings of Hey Dad
James, glad you're here. The internet has been a little
spotty, not again. Oh and this is Harper's orphan
friend. This is obvious.
Course of terrible there. However, I read your piece about
that Senator. He's got to resign, right?
Yeah. He's just a matter of time.
That was a good piece. He always really good the speech
that you made at the food bank on Thanksgiving.
Oh thank you. Yeah.
You know the speech wasn't scripted.
I just came to me you could tell him.
You carry enough shop. Talk, let's continue.
Bye. See you later and this is
Sloane's room. She's my eldest A lot of
trophies. Yes, she was brilliant.
She and her husband Eric, he graduated top of his class at
Yale were very successful attorneys, but they gave it all
up, to raise their beautiful twins and now they make gift
baskets. Which is great.
What'd I miss? I know, right?
Is it hot in here? Or is it just him?
I thought you were going to turn this room into your office, man.
Need office is dear. Oh, that is Harper.
Do you have a boyfriend? A v?
No. But I have because I have had
many but they're not human. You know, an appropriate amount.
Watch those I love Jane.
This room is super cool. Actually a night terror.
Like we treat her like crap to like, they hide her and she's
the best. One is very sweet.
Also, they, to be fair, they do have more chemistry also like
her to end up with the Mom. Before her, I would also take
that c over her and Mackenzie is character.
They don't have chemistry. That's not great for genes
mental state, that fear, you know, Jane is the best.
She's a puppy. She's a little nerdy Golden
Retriever, and I love her. Thank you.
So, the costume designer for this deserves an award because
of everything, Aubrey wears. Drink water.
That one. Yeah, some of this.
These truth bombs perfect relationship.
So sorry. Girl, so many red flags like
that is not okay to keep from her.
Proceed to, not be honest. Cuz that's all you want to use
her for, yep. Yep.
Did you like this? Very, I don't remember hands in
the pocket. Yes, yes, women in suits.
It's your future wife. The perfect woman in this.
She's a doctor. She wears suits.
She's nice. She's not me.
She's Aubrey. It's very Abby, what are you
doing? I'm working on my PhD in our
history of her Carnegie Mellon. My parents were professors
school every day. In museums, That experience made
me the man. I am.
Wait, what what did you say to Jay?
What was getting bigger than Jade is concerned about?
Yeah, you're such a wonderful host, so great.
Thank you. Abby, thank you, sweetie.
Do you need something? No, just to say good night Abby.
Do you mind? Oh, I get it girl, talk.
Do you know? I get it.
Gal Pals. Tonight wasn't the best.
Today was the actual worst. Shut up.
Is one tiny thing. This is all been a lie, just one
tiny thing. Harper is an outer parents,
don't know we're together, okay. You know what?
I always felt like something was off.
You can't go, thank you for trying but he's
straight. And how that I'm straight, never
met a lesbian like the queen lesbian.
There's nothing more erotic than concealing, your authentic
selves and it was what I feel. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
Actually their mother has one of the most iconic lines ever.
It's our room. Sorry about that.
How adorable? Jesus Christ.
Most of judgmental kids I've ever seen.
I like the morning, meaningful. Teaspoon of coconut oil.
No! He's they make riff baskets.
Remember It's possible. Their beard it up.
One more muscle before I hug you.
Hi Jay. So Jay Papi.
Yeah, no I know she does.
Doesn't she? Maybe I don't pay enough
attention to her to really know. That's what moms do.
You might be the only grandchild than we ever have.
It is crucial. Wow, those are digging Jane, too
nice, don't wear anything that was drug chain.
I know they should on her constantly and she's the best
member of this family. Oh, I see.
I hate the way they treat, Jane. Let me know if you guys need me
more room. I can make myself feel small.
Again, this is the wrong time, period.
Likely to vote wrote this when back wouldn't go.
Any was cool. Hey, hey, You'd help her please
but we skated circles around you, that was in your youth.
Like, how is she not watching this being like, wow.
My girlfriend's a monster. Like, all they do is insult each
other? No, it's not.
It's like a vicious and mean, don't tell me math.
Like, raise them to be like competitive.
What? It's like nasty competitive They
did. Yeah.
Wow. Early Christmas present Harper,
please come here, honey. We're very late head.
The family holiday photo is an essential element of every
candidate speed and if we cannot manage to post one, we do not
deserve to have that account at all.
So Jen get out of this is the big sub 2.
Would you mind taking that? You're not at all?
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Okay, everyone say Christmas now.
Say that just my glory boring. Nope.
Okay, none of these will do. We will try again tomorrow.
Thank you. They're too like self-absorbed
with their own shit that they don't see.
How awful yeah. Everybody else how their
children turn out to be monsters.
And poor Jane is afraid of existing I'm so glad Carolyn you
are a vision, gorgeous friend. I do remember my daughter's
Harper Jane and Sloan Sloan is husband.
Eric their children, the children Agnes and this is a
trick. Okay, of course they have one is
just so I am going to leave you two
to get crazy. This is my husband, Scott, we
met on Bumble pleasure. This is my wife Tipper, my
daughter Harper who writes for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette?
It's alright, girl, you better work.
Yes. Oh God girl.
That's your drink. She's going to need it.
It's true. I'm not judging Creepy, dude.
So much love. She does.
Are you enjoying the party? Yeah.
How the party is terrible. It's great.
If my friend ditched me at a party where I didn't know
anyone, I probably wouldn't have a good time.
She didn't ditch mean, oh, she's just helping your dad.
She is. She's very helpful.
So how long have you and I moved in like six months ago you moved
into her place. Hmm, isn't it a one-bedroom?
Oh technically. Yes.
Well, it was a one-bedroom.
And now we have converted the pantry into my bedroom.
It's two bedroom. It's really spacious in there
and that's how this conversation.
Yep. No one does.
Being there is no small task for him.
I am not a spy but she has a lot of confidence and she's direct
and like last election I almost get arrested for exotic animal.
Smuggling. Yes, I'm telling you, that's a
charge. I'm not just looking at you.
This is a family affair. Well, I can show you.
This family has nothing to hide. Famous final words, I know.
She's fucking awesome. That's her Secret.
Hey, how about you you you I don't know the other one
Harper can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah. Am I crazy or did you have?
Absolutely. No idea who's coming to dinner
last night? I was surprised.
Yeah, yeah, I thought so sorry about that.
You would actually I'd love to do that again.
Like hang out again. She got time.
That sounds so nice and and I just don't know.
It's so busy and right, no pressure.
Yeah, that being said, we need to do some soul-searching and
figure out who she is instead of watching.
And other people have. Yeah, absolutely.
She doesn't sleep in them and I was just kidding.
I would never, he's definitely still into her.
I know how is this the happiest season?
Whoo, souffle pancakes fuck? Yeah.
Is that? Where we're going?
I was just going to suggest that.
Is it 10:30 my tracking? You hear me?
Everybody at home? Go watch our Vlog and you'll see
what you're talking about but you will.
Did you need something? Or did you just call me?
I'm not shaming you. I just think the choice for
making is dumb and you should feel bad about it and yourself.
Thank you. Thank you.
He is the audience. Since right now, I wanted to buy
the exact same one for myself. Where do you think I would do
that? What I'm going to say this girl
is not very slyke, self aware of anything either.
Whoop, she can lurk whenever she wants.
Well has been very quiet. It going great.
Hey, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop or anything.
I was out there before you came out.
You didn't see me, but I can relate to what?
Being the roommate in the pantry closet.
Okay, I'm gonna go back inside. Sure, my mother's hairdresser
wants to show me her weird finger again.
Like a jacket pressure. You hey Harper.
And this the title is movie is
false. Revising, and serving you on the
city council is right up there with my most rewarding life
experiences. Well, I'm ready for more this
Wonder. So she only wants to touch your
hand after her like a glass of wine.
Cool. The, our foundation is built on
family. Her she knows I have loved being
in the unfortunate thing, right? She's looking for something to
meet, you know, they are on Home Alone house?
I don't know. Maybe.
No think, so, because it was just like the little circle
thing that they had and that's a Cheetah bathroom.
Interesting, what are you doing? But the girlfriend.
Yeah, that's what are you doing? She's trapped in this room in
your mom's house. Girl, you're sexting your
girlfriend and and this impossible scenario after you
just fucked her over this whole night.
But she's such a lesbian she's like yep.
Okay, whatever, I don't care. Titties at least an hour.
Yeah. Why that's.
All right. Every probably comes back.
We still got to go to the bar. That was a good scene.
This girl spends so much time in and metaphorically in closets,
it makes me upset. Like, come on.
You pick the most lesbian of all lesbian actresses, then, keep
putting her in the closet. It's really annoying.
It's homophobic, honestly. Kim, I'm coming out with him
better. All right, Brave Little brief
Quail, that's what our room is named.
I just love. How are you doing?
Yeah. Abby.
What are you doing in the closet?
I'm in here cuz it is Yeah. Oh God, my phone, too.
I just really needed all the way you want me to thank you.
I'm sorry about this. Girl.
Well, this could be busy for the next two hours.
Do you mind if I don't know? Yep.
Where is that the restaurant? It's close here.
Because I'm not wearing a bra. Well, sorry to barge in the
twins, usually stay down here, I'm just getting them James
Abby, honey. They're just like their mama.
They're like, we're looking for all the tea.
I don't remember when they warm up.
What is this? She's too good for you.
Literally give her dobry. What were you going Levi as a
connection with us? Yeah.
I mean, might be, they might be beards, who knows?
Oh no. It's a fucking cookie God.
The way they treat Jane makes me so sad, dark kids.
What is white? Elephant gift exchange that
infuriates me. The white elephant stuff with
Jane's gift, you don't know. It's okay.
We still be screaming when we get there.
Any of those? Yeah, exactly.
I'm out by go home. Get her.
That is not easy. I'm thinking maybe somebody
seems Christmassy We're taking, it's good to see you.
I'm happy. We met last night.
I'm Harper Caldwell's. Friend.
Her roommate? Yes.
Lovely, seeing you.
Hey, I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight.
This year's great. These actors are awesome in your
bag but it ended up in your bag. So this is probably just a big
misunderstanding, we grew legs and then it walked into her bag.
Pittsburgh. Yeah bitch.
No Ruffins no he's not getting food in here.
I didn't do it, baby. I know, but Carolyn thinks it
would just be better if you weren't at the dinner.
Look, it's going to be so boring.
Anyway, this whole thing is boring.
The way she gaslights her is so annoying.
My friends want to go out and we can go With them, but I just
think we need a break. You do need a break actually
broke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got to go. Come on, we're gonna be late.
I'll see you later. Now she's eating by herself.
In this strange town. Like, how do you call this
movie? The happiest season?
She spends 90% of movie miserable.
I need to see some happy. Again, whoever dressed her A+.
Can you guys just exchanged numbers to be friends and
they'll each other and get married Harper?
No, she's Like she's the perfect
girlfriend for her. I know like they have more
chemistry in that exchange than probably Harper and hers entire
relationship. Penis.
Maybe you guys should date. Yeah, growing up.
We were totally Inseparable. We were best friends, and then
freshman year me became more than friends.
We started dating. But nobody knew that don't have
a totally screw her over to see what it was about.
And Harper, basically just said, That I am gay and I wouldn't
leave her alone and then, wow. Like everybody's seriously, fuck
Harper. She just outed heard everybody.
yeah, so the thing that I can relate to is just afraid to show
the world who they are and is willing to fuck everyone else
over. That was long time ago.
It's still not. Okay.
Yeah. Seriously like she's a selfish
monster. We're going to ask you a
question and you are going to answer.
Yeah, I don't know why they were trying to get cues off each
other for that. They're so cute together.
Can we get a movie with them together?
What we call it the spookiest season, and it's a Halloween
movie because we don't get enough Halloween romance movies.
And they get together. Yeah, like they go to a I think
I do a costume party at this point, the movie.
I thought that's what they were doing that.
They were just setting these two, I know and then we get the
happiest season because I met the love of my life during
Christmas. Yes.
No. Who's way hotter?
I mean, you can't be with her. But yeah, I want the Halloween
edition where they go to a costume party.
They're into each other, but then it's like, I don't know who
she was. She was wearing a mask.
I knew it. Oh yeah, she goes to this one.
I think she gets like ignored. She definitely does because
Harbors here with all her head compact friends, and the dunes
here, yeah, she was just hanging out.
Ari pazza, having a way better time at a drag bar.
Now she said a man bar Yep. That's me to girl like I don't
want that. And you're getting ignored.
Yeah, I know she just treats are horribly the whole movie.
I know, like she was actually laughing and having fun.
Yeah. Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding? I really hate her.
Soul, her closer so much of this movie.
If you like this movie, comment, why?
I just can't break up. You sure?
It's cool. If I stay here, all these people
and my ex really cool even though I've been ignoring you
all fucking day, disinvited from the dinner, right?
And you're only here in this situation because I coaxed you
into it and then lied to you. So many times.
You don't deserve that. Girl, she leave
Wow. We're too busy to text her back
because of this. Yeah, varieties.
The straightest Barnum, they stayed till closing time.
I missed you for fuck's sake. Probably, I love her body
language is all defensive, but like you stayed there for like
five hours? Yeah, with him till it closed.
Mixed signals, mixed signals. Hey Harper was there, someone
else? What do you mean?
Is that why we broke up? It was a plot so you ain't got
titties. That's her MO.
The lack of words should tell you everything.
She's just a terrible human being and I can't stand it.
Wow, you're even getting I love you.
I'm sorry. That was the worst day ever.
What do you what's wrong? Oh, it's so frustrating.
I just don't know why you're keeping tabs on me.
Keeping tabs on you. Yeah, it just what he just
feels. Wow,
girl, return that and get your money back.
Hang out with your ex-boyfriend on my baby.
I wouldn't help. Oh, she's gonna said well now,
you're just jealous. Yeah.
There's nothing to be jealous of space.
You need some space. We've leave.
Leave! Yeah.
Fuck that Jiang has volunteered to run.
Get out of there. Rydell call Corey.
Oh hey, so I might have been a little judgmental when we last
spoke you are in an unusual situation and as your friend, I
should have. All right, though.
No judgment. What is going on?
I was arrested by mall security yesterday, and now Harbors
entire family thinks I'm a criminal after spending per
entire night till 2:00 in the morning with her ex boyfriend,
Connor, she's acting like someone.
I barely even recognize if I wanted to get out of here, but
it would cost me like a thousand dollars to get a ride.
And this is why I avoid Christmas.
It brings out the orphan everything.
I know this isn't about me, I just feel crazy, like Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Also this has nothing to do with
Christmas. Your girlfriend is terrible.
Yeah, she's just a piece of shit.
You're discovering that. Now, what I I'm going to need to
give this. Hello.
Aubry. This would be the perfect time
to Pivot the movie and to like them.
Yeah, Harper can have her calm pet life that she clearly wants.
And then you and Audrey could adapt Jane and get Jane out of
this situation. I love James.
Hey, hey, it's Abby. Are you doing anything right
now? Jacket look so cute together.
Wow, no. Fuck you everything.
All right now No, we cannot. Busy.
Even she's like God damn it. They look good together.
I gotta stop this. oh, gee And waterfalls.
We all know jeans gonna get blamed for that when it was
Harper's fault. Yep.
Yes, I did. Actually, we're two animals at a
time. The other message.
I'm getting from this movies. That's being in politics.
Turns you into a monster. What the fuck woman?
Oh my God. Wow, this movie should be
called. We all need therapy.
Like I hope Abby. Got everybody therapy for
Christmas. I'm sorry.
But your grandbabies a kleptomaniacs.
Wow, I am. Sorry mentioned.
That's some fucked-up shit. Mystery was complete
understanding. This is one of the most
infuriating scenes in the show or in the movie James gift for
real. Whoever picks it.
I know. And she's so helpful and just
wonderful. And I know I do like the color
of that dress. Hey, but I can't stand the
person wearing the dress. Oh yeah, Irish Rose of this
party. That's okay.
Yeah. Yeah, James in Ted's office.
Nice of you. No children performing run.
For this time, shouldn't dance. A perfect perfect.
It's a spaced alcohol. Grass can Cross Glass and 34 is
the leader beside opens. Yeah, look crazy diesel.
And she's perceptive. Yes.
Yesterday, I never felt closer to another person in my entire
life, you know. I want her that she loves closer
to another person, you meet her, right?
Yeah. You were here.
And she's so terrified of what everyone thinks.
It's just making me wonder, who the real Harper is a girl runs.
She doesn't even know. Both are Yeah.
Your girlfriend's a monster, except it wasn't.
Don't do that, I'm right here. Yeah that's me also we could
probably share clothes come on. I don't know.
Get her and I'll bring get out of there.
Yeah, he's a creepy creeper. Hey, hey.
Hey hey. Hey, I appreciate him.
He's like, stalking people. Yes.
I see well it would have been nice to have known you were
coming but since you are here, enjoy.
Thank you so much. Good Lord and she's fabulous.
I'm here to rescue you. Yeah, seriously, get the fuck
out of here. Don't get Aubrey and get out of
here. Go get our breath, go get every
no prom girl. Yep.
Yeah, good for you girl. I don't know in the pantry
anymore. Please.
No, I can't. I can't do this.
Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor.
No, I don't want him. I don't want Connor.
I won't. You then?
What was that act like it? I don't know.
Why are you troubled in a corner with Riley?
None of this has anything to do with of Riley's hot.
Is that Aubrey Plaza? Yeah, she literally knows.
Nobody. It really is.
And her. Perfect.
Golden children. And I love in our house wasn't
something we just got for free. It is something that we competed
for it and if we veered off their course, we lost it.
Like poor Jane. I know it's nice top.
Okay, I get it. They're my parents and I'm
scared that. If I tell them who I really am,
I will lose them. But do you have them now?
Yeah. Well, maybe you should.
Yeah, you should know no leave. Just leave.
I hate this. You should though.
The crappiest season. Wait.
I like what? Her and Kristen Stewart.
Get in a fight later. It's really funny.
Are no her. The sisters fights.
Got some alcohol juice. Oh, Yes, massive cars cars.
Listen, wait. Yes, yes, yes.
This bike yeah, girl, tell her own and thus don't tell Mom and
Dad, please from Come on Grandma.
What is wrong? Open it.
Just rip it. I feel sorry for you, Mom and
Dad are going to be so hard. Yes, yes, yes.
Wow. Lots of pump Leave her alone.
Wait wait. What, what is this?
The Main Street. This is so good.
I know. Where are exciting than what
they're doing? Abby's are girlfriend anymore.
Arthur. Have you leave?
This is like the worst Christmas ever that we're going to deny
it, aren't we? Yeah, Evelyn Wow.
Wow. Yep.
Just leave Chris and leave
Aubrey go with her. Yeah, I think I'm Reese and
okay. You just destroyed it.
Like it was nothing. It was something.
I am something. And guess what?
I like myself. It may be you all don't because
I'm not fancy. But whether you like it or not,
I'm a part of this family and I will not be left out anymore.
Stop it. Girls.
Stop this right now. Chance, what are you doing back
there? There we go, it.
Thank you. I'm a lazy ass.
Right now, you're tired. You're tired.
This movie is not happy. It is infuriating.
Honestly, his speech is really good.
Yeah. I think you're right.
You're right. You gotta go back for that.
Tech's are very Audrey that on me.
That's actually smart. I don't know if she's out
somewhere, looking out for and how deep she got into this.
No offense. So I really thought maybe this
your Harper Meeting her family. It would just feel different.
I don't think that she Loves me as much as I thought she did.
You're right. Yes, Harper.
Not coming out to her parents. She could it not?
Remind me, what did your parents say?
When you told them you were gay? That they loved and supported
me. That's amazing.
My dad. Kicked me out of the house and
didn't talk to me for 13 years. After I told him.
Everybody's story is different. There's your version and my
version and everything in between. with the one thing that
all of those stories have in common, is that moment I prefer
you say those words when your heart is racing and you don't
know what's coming next. It was really terrifying.
And then once you say those words, you can't unsay them, a
chapter has ended and a new ones begun, and you have to be ready.
For that. Can't do it for anyone else.
Just because Harper isn't ready, it doesn't mean she never will
be and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
Well, that part does it but every yes yes really.
That's Peach is great. But also Harper robbed Riley of
that. Yeah, by fucking out in her to
the entire school. So Which is super fucked up.
Yeah, when they were, they would when they were dating, Aubrey
said that they would pass notes, each out to each other and each
other's lockers Wonder Harper's friends.
Found one of Riley's notes in her locker.
And when they read it, they're like, what is this?
And she outed her to the whole school and she said, she's
gained and love is in love with me and harassing me, basically,
and then just outed heard everybody.
So she was forced out. You okay?
Drink at her. So sorry.
You owe her way more than that, fire car.
She's the bigger person, spoons, fuck's sake.
Kristen Stewart deserves her. She's a really good one.
Yeah, I'm gonna go get her. I'ma get her really Sloan.
You guys also Jane Addams fucking massive apology.
Come on, let's get you to bed. Thank you, Miss lemon for coming
and again, my apologies for the spectacle, I'll call you never.
The fuck was that? What the hell happened?
Even as children you never behave, this badly.
I expected more from you, especially you Harbor.
You know how this world Works. Reputation is everything in
tonight. You jeopardized mine.
I know you need me. Just wanted to be included.
Making up lies about your sister.
You're better than that. At least you used to be sorry,
I'm just getting myself. Wait, Abby.
Okay. Thanks so wasn't lying.
I'm gay. And I am in love with a be
yourself. Yes.
Sorry, I didn't tell you guys sooner but everybody in this
room is except Jane reputation matter to you and me being
engaged Christian. And the ending to the plant and
the boy, but I don't know his name.
Let myself hurt Riley. You heard everybody because I
was so scared that you would find out.
I wasn't who you wanted me to be. and, I still regret it.
Yeah, I can't do that. Did Abby.
Wow, it's true away our life together.
So I am done. Being scared and I am done
keeping secrets. I love you.
She's like back in her in a corner since whole movie, right?
Nobody has apologize to Jane for fucking her painting over, like,
Eric and I are getting a divorce.
We separated a few months ago. And truth is, I didn't tell you
because without my family, I'm full of doors wide open.
It's like cold outside. We've spent they have enough
money for entire life. Trying to earn your love know,
they obviously do. I don't have any secrets but I
am an ally. Yes, fucking Channel.
She's the best. Can we get a sequel?
Where chain gets a girlfriend Jean and Riley get together?
Yes. Yes, I just want.
I just want Riley still Harper. And yeah, yeah!
Riley Camp, right? Riley and Christmas together
after you destroyed everybody though, I'm sorry, it's too late
girl, too late. Now it's just too late.
Yeah. Yep, good answer.
Get out of there. Self care is important.
Yes. Yeah.
Oh wait consequences. Oh my God.
What, what are these feelings? I'm having who it hurts so much.
Okay, every person that loved this movie is gonna hate it.
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, this movie infuriated
me to no end. It's not just the gay stuff.
It's like, the way they treat Jane and just everybody's awful
to each other. Why is this the happiest season
always just that sarcasm to death?
Yes for sure. Okay, I know it's not elegant.
I hate and so it's just like painting.
Why can't the gays get an actual happy movie?
We don't even know what perfect is like, the gays are sad.
When 90% of the movie who has been I know and another daughter
who just had her, Broken because she was afraid.
We wouldn't love her if she told us the truth and the only reason
that Jane is okay is because we gave up on her after she
wouldn't stop biting and preschool.
Wow, you enter pieces of work therapy.
Everyone here needs therapy from perfect.
If you ask me What if she's the one who is saying it now?
But fuck it say, I know over their dog, right?
How they're doing 30s, you pitied your children against
each other gave up on this one when she was 4.
So sorry, fine. Thank you.
It was. Thanks guys.
Just needs a little time. Yeah, exactly.
Your daughter is an extremely talented artist maltodextrin as
yeast extract, artificial colors, red, 40 Lake, yellow 6
Lake, yellow 6, Yellow 5, ml of the yellows taste.
So different at the poison. These corporations try to pass
off his food and gets to. Yep.
Who's watching the animals, my therapist is taking care of them
but we should have a conversation about the fish at
some point. What happened to the fish?
Let's look at gum. Okay, so I just want to preface
this by saying that nobody would disagree.
That fish belong in the ocean. Correct?
Why did she baked when she came up?
There's a spot. She's a selfish person.
Everything is about me, always. You are my family.
I mean, you are the love of my life to her family is just
talking Spock's I guess that tracks wish that I I will make
it up. He won't hurt you like this
again. Oh sure.
Please give me another chance. I want to build a life with you.
Please. See the face.
Just what about your parents like expectations, right?
I'm just playing putting on a show.
I only care about you. If I have you, that's all I
need. She said you believe me you
should not believe her ever. They say no, it doesn't shift
her with Riley. Obviously he obviously didn't
need Riley Riley. That's that's where this movie
got fucked. If he meant rallies like caramel
girl, get that one. I'm not happy about this.
No, I hate this. I hear Dreamers were compelled
to rise up against flanks because the plate and Scorpion.
We commit the crank enjoy. Yeah.
Sorry about your arrest of this campaign.
Because I buy one. Yeah, it's sucking problem.
You lose at life, we don't care if you win.
Yeah, you can't doesn't matter. I'll take care of how we gonna
pay rent. I mean, the mortgage.
I mean, I got, she's obviously the most successful one at
fault, I'm sorry. Making you think that anything
could ever get in the way to do better?
Your heart will take time, but all I want for you is to find
the same joy and happiness given no matter where it comes from.
How are y'all cool after? Just like anyone, no one has
talked. Really.
It's just like these weird monologues.
They have with each other. I like okay, we're family now
like think about it's a super toxic family.
Who's never done this before, have you can't get here
overnight? It's not how that works.
Like I hate this on doing yeah. Every day.
Yes, what? I know I get it but like Stephen
for that Merry Christmas I like you I think you can win too and
not just thank you Miss lemon, hold on.
There's an if now I don't know if Sloane's Revelation last
night was true but if it is and Harper can adopt a
don't-ask-don't-tell policy, your private life, I think.
What do you say? Everything got to slow.
I know. Okay.
Also everyone called him on Christmas day to give him that
ultimatum. We're my yeah, everybody in this
movie is terrible except like, through literally for people
Jane the dude, would you mind her?
She's just dumb and Opry Abby, what are you doing with their
get in here? Come on the kids are toxic.
She's with Riley. I know she deserves it.
No they might not all make it out with their krendl intact but
the entire thorfinn race rests on their shoulders.
Excellent. They look to each other.
Like who takes the first? Oh, thank you so much.
I want her book. straight to me, I just Gross,
gross. I know chingar book.
That was the best part of the movie.
The best part of the movie fan fiction.
Seriously, I did I want happiest season none of this.
Well, there's just this instant real and Aubrey shows up one
more time with the Clea Duvall Cameo right here.
So, are we gets a girlfriend? It's clean of all.
I want that movie. You turn off now, I don't care.
So if you like this movie, Honestly that speaks to the
level of like quality of Christmas movies, / holiday
movies that queer people have not, you actually for liking it
because this is probably one of the best quality ones that we
have which makes me really upset.
So sad, it's sad because it's mostly just toxic nonsense for
most of the movie. Yeah, very gross.
So Happy holidays, I guess. Happy holidays and I give it a 0
glasses. Yeah, I was going to give it two
glasses of water for every plots Bond over.
Gets a glass and a suit, and Jane, Aubrey, and janky Auburn
chains to Faith. They each get a glass.
Yeah, that's it. If they weren't in and I didn't
really hate this movie, never wash again.
Kaitlyn. Yeah, I mean, she was she was
upset and just dumb in this movie.
So I ran Jane. That's it.
Yeah, sweetheart. Thanks for joining us.
That's our cue to go to bed. So good.
Bye everyone. Bye.
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