1 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:15,100 From HP Studio. This is the unnerved banter. 2 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,200 Welcome back to the unnerved banter, it's the show where we 3 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:37,200 discuss topics that are strange terrifying, and sometimes just 4 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,300 plain silly. I'm your host, Chris freaky. 5 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:45,000 And if you're more used to our story episodes, this is a little 6 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,500 bit different. It's more of a conversational 7 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,900 platform. Now, today's banter episode is a 8 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:54,700 bit of a treat because we actually recorded this in 9 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:57,700 person. Typically, Jeremiah and I do 10 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:02,000 this over the phone and Shelby, and I happened to be traveling 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:06,400 through Illinois, where Jeremiah lives, and we were able to stop 12 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,700 and see him for a bit. So, we had to record something 13 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:15,000 in person with the time that we had, and we didn't have the 14 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 usual amount of time to research certain unnerving topics to 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,600 discuss. So, we decided to play a game 16 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,100 called. What would you do worst case 17 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,600 scenario Edition? I don't know. 18 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,200 It was something we can just made up on the spot, but I think 19 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,900 you guys will enjoy Joy. It was a lot of fun to record 20 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,200 and yeah, we just had a lot of fun hanging out in person. 21 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:40,100 So without further Ado, here is the episode hope you enjoy it. 22 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:46,300 Alright guys, we are actually in person, this never happens when 23 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:50,700 we do the ban sir, we always do it over the phone and Shelby and 24 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:55,000 I are in the area traveling through the area here in 25 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Illinois, and we're visiting mr. Jeremiah. 26 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,900 So Jeremiah thanks for having us Yes of course. 27 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:03,300 Welcome to my bus. Yeah, we were in your bus. 28 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,900 Tell us about your bus. Well up until very recently. 29 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:11,000 I had a cool cow bell hanging near Chris but then his voice 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,400 was so loud that it made it ring every time. 31 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,600 And then he insulted it and he also insulted my dreams of 32 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,700 living in the mountains, one day with a cow and with the belt 33 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:26,000 around the neck of the cow. And so now I'm just trying to 34 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,400 figure out what to do with my life. 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:34,500 But other than that, my bus is pretty nifty and Thrifty I guess 36 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,600 it's pretty cool. Got a lot of shoes. 37 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,900 Way too many and because you work at a shoe store, I work 38 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:45,000 well, it's a specialty run store but no, it's really cool. 39 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I have a ping pong table as an actual table that I eat on and I 40 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,800 don't own a fork at the moment. Yeah, he only has Chopsticks, we 41 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,300 were here the other night eating supper, and we're like, jarek, 42 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:59,400 have a fork. Nope, I'll have Chopsticks. 43 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,100 Nope, don't need it. Chopsticks and a knife. 44 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,200 And I don't own a spoon either. Yeah. 45 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,900 But you're making it work. Yep. 46 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,400 You're living the dream? I'm making it work. 47 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,200 I've got one mug and two plates in a cup and that's all I need. 48 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,700 Yep, that's right. It's pretty cool. 49 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,800 So yeah, it's fun to live by my friend, my good friends Chris 50 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,800 and she'll be again as neighbors. 51 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,100 Yeah. Been here for a week. 52 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:26,000 It's been fun. And so since we're here visiting 53 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,400 like I said we We decided to take advantage of the time we 54 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:33,200 have together and yeah, record an episode or at least a portion 55 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,900 of an episode because typically we have subjects that we talk 56 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:41,400 about certain unnerving subject certain yes. 57 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,900 My subjects typically we have them but now, yeah. 58 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:53,400 Sorry, my kingdom has fallen. My subjects have scattered but 59 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,000 typically we have some unnerving topics but we don't have that 60 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,400 prepared. So, Going to actually do a quick 61 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,600 little worst case, scenario type game. 62 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,700 I guess you could call it. I'm going to give Jeremiah some 63 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:07,700 worst-case scenarios, some unnerving scenarios, if you 64 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:10,400 will, and just to see what he would do, if he was in that 65 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:14,100 scenario and you all can imagine yourself in this situation and 66 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:17,600 what you would do. So Jeremiah, are you ready, sir? 67 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,600 Yes. Wait, are you going to answer 68 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,200 these two? I might chime in. 69 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,100 I don't know. This was a just me sort of, 70 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,300 well, I might spot. I might show do I win? 71 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,600 You work a fork. He's gay. 72 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,000 I kid. You not have a fork. 73 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,200 If you do good enough, I will give you a fork because it 74 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,300 metal. Yeah. 75 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:41,400 Oh, a shiny for a dinglehopper? Is it one of those hilariously 76 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,800 large salad fork? Yes, I knew it. 77 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,800 You know, you get to be a view it, tell you what, if I think 78 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:52,200 you do well enough on these questions, I will give you a 79 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,000 fork. I think Shelby will be okay with 80 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,700 that. We have enough Forks in our van 81 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:57,500 I think. Yeah, we can do. 82 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,200 The farc into our friend, Perfect. 83 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,600 All right, let's go. All right. 84 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:05,300 Worst case scenario. Jeremiah, you are out enjoying a 85 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:09,600 lovely day, in the desert, on a hiking trail, enjoying the 86 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:15,100 scenery and then all of a sudden, something bites you in 87 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:21,200 the leg, You Spin and twirl and say, whatever you say when you 88 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:26,800 get bit, what would you say? Oh, I'll shoot, ah Shucks, I'll 89 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,900 tease. She dang it, not again. 90 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,400 So you fall down. You look at the damage and there 91 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,100 are two. It's clearly, a snake bite is 92 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,500 what I'm getting to. Okay. 93 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:41,600 A snake bit you. But you did not see the snake 94 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,600 Slither away. All right. 95 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,200 So you don't know if it was a rattler you really don't know. 96 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,600 Okay. Here's the thing. 97 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,400 Chris I know a lot about the desert and snake bites. 98 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,300 Oh fantastic. So is it to singular punctures 99 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,000 or is there a small role? Punctures leading up to the two 100 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,900 larger punctures, because that would tell me a lot about what 101 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,300 kind of snake. It was and how much danger I was 102 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,700 it. Wow, you're such a snake nerd, I 103 00:06:06,707 --> 00:06:08,500 had no idea. I just am a desert nerd. 104 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:12,300 You might just ace this test, so I don't have an answer for that, 105 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:16,800 but I just imagine two bite marks acceptable. 106 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,200 What does that mean? What kind of snakes are we 107 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,500 talking about? It's probably bad ones. 108 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,500 Okay? Probably bad one. 109 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,600 Yep. Venomous. 110 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,700 Is that more common with those behind? 111 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,400 Okay, perfect. So yeah. 112 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,300 Yeah, you you didn't see the snake, what do you do? 113 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,600 You are the only one out there, okay? 114 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:37,800 The farthest, your car is about 8 Miles Away. 115 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:41,000 You really hiked in deep and there's no one in sight. 116 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,900 What do you do? Okay, do you have water? 117 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:49,900 You have about a cup of water. There's a stream, another mile 118 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,900 ahead that you're hoping to refill at some fresh water. 119 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:56,000 So I have filtration, it's known to be fairly clean. 120 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:01,100 Water people drink from it, all But sure you have a, what's that 121 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,400 straw called, LifeStraw. Let's try you have a lifestyle 122 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,600 with okay, hmm. What do you do? 123 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,000 What do I do? Yeah, you probably don't want to 124 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,700 keep walking because that's not good for it, right? 125 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,900 Because the Venom, if it's venomous, that's the thing. 126 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:17,300 You don't know, it could spread. So the first thing you do is you 127 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,500 take you to cook until like, you chop the lady. 128 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:23,700 Take your two chopsticks and you insert one into each hole. 129 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:29,800 Plug rotating clockwise. So, I'm gonna do multiple 130 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,000 things. I'm going to call, you know, if 131 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,800 I can sell service, you don't have salsa, did you say that? 132 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,400 No, we, why are you hurting me? You know, I would this so worst 133 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:43,300 case may be this way. This snake, you know, so well 134 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:48,300 then I'm very briefly looking for the snake because if I can 135 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:51,200 find the snake I can tell you what kind of snake it is. 136 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,700 There's a snake hole near you snake lot. 137 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,500 There's no snake. Okay, to be seen. 138 00:07:55,900 --> 00:08:00,500 So then I'm probably Marking the location somehow with a stick 139 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,700 and some kind of piece of something. 140 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,500 So I can tell whoever it is where the snake hole was and 141 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:10,700 they can come back in a theory and look because anti-venom is 142 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:14,800 specific to certain snake types. So what you would get, I'm 143 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:18,600 probably going into this to basically it helps a lot in 144 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,900 saving your life if they know what kind of snake that you and 145 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,700 which region it's from obviously it's helpful. 146 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:29,700 So I am most likely than gonna I'll be monitoring how I feel 147 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,700 very closely. I'm going to try to get to High 148 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:37,900 Ground if I can and look for any kind of signal on radio or cell 149 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:42,900 service. Some phones I believe have some 150 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:47,700 kind of SOS track option, that's, that's satellite-based. 151 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,300 So either way you do have that SOS feature on your phone, so I 152 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,000 would probably activate that because that'll continue to run 153 00:08:54,200 --> 00:09:01,600 in the background as you go and then I'm probably gonna, geez, 154 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,200 suck the venom out. No, that doesn't work. 155 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:08,600 Okay, unfortunately. Okay, that's tricky. 156 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,300 I mean, at you, I mean, gonna set in quick if it's and it's 157 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,100 gonna kill you. It's gonna set in pretty quick, 158 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:18,500 so you're going to become either in Mobile or go down very fast. 159 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,500 So I'm going to probably depending on whether or not I've 160 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,000 told someone where I was going to hike. 161 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:30,300 I'm a head for the team and mile away towards the way you were 162 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,700 hiking originally potentially? Yeah, I mean, it depends on the 163 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,500 terrain and stuff if there's shade nearby. 164 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,300 So I met either head for the stream or head for the shade. 165 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:42,100 I might tourniquet. My leg off just like it cuts off 166 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,800 the blood flow, but like I said, pretty quickly. 167 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,800 You're going to know if you're in Mortal danger, you'll know if 168 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,800 you're going to go down. Yeah, you're not gonna you're 169 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,700 not gonna last long. So one of the better things you 170 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,300 can do, from what I understand and my experience with that kind 171 00:09:56,300 --> 00:10:01,200 of thing is to Limit your movement, get into the shade and 172 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,800 hope that somebody just comes by. 173 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I like your way of thinking through it because I would never 174 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,100 have thought of marking the spot for people to know what kind of 175 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:12,000 snake. It is to go back to and figure 176 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,100 out. That's a good way to potentially 177 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,900 help you further down the phone thing. 178 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:19,400 I never thought that either. So yeah, I'm impressed so far, 179 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,200 so good. And, by the way, I want to 180 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,300 preface this, by saying we're experts, so we know what we're 181 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,400 talking about. That's not true. 182 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:30,600 This is just our opinion. We're not professionals. 183 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,100 This doesn't mean. This is what you do. 184 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,400 This is just hard being. Yeah. 185 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,600 Chris, they can take that sound bite and blackmail. 186 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,100 You. I mean, you got to be careful 187 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,000 nowadays. I'm telling you, I'm telling 188 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,300 you, I say pass. I'm kind of very good. 189 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,200 Jeremiah, it sounds good to me anyways. 190 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,800 Okay, so next scenario, here we go. 191 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,900 You are in the grocery store. All right, just get in here. 192 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,400 You're a few groceries. For the we are as you do. 193 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,400 All of a sudden. When you hear someone scream and 194 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,500 a man yells, get down on the ground to everyone, okay? 195 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:06,600 He's not just stealing from the cash registers and taking off 196 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,500 this is a hostage situation. Okay? 197 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:14,800 Okay, he needs a hostage instead that he can then get will just 198 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,700 say a hundred thousand dollars, okay? 199 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,500 In communication with the police. 200 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,900 All right? And a getaway vehicle. 201 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,500 So now we need the hostage. He's looking around. 202 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,300 Everyone's on the ground. He sees I've peed my pants. 203 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,200 Yep, he's easy. Eat your bands and that you're 204 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:33,900 the perfect ending curiously in a puddle of mango juice in the 205 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:37,000 juice aisle because you know, there were shots and bullet must 206 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,900 have hit the mango pineapple juice jar and he looks over and 207 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,000 I'm in a puddle of yellow liquid. 208 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,300 But then he sees that there is actually a can of pineapple 209 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,200 juice in my hand with a bullet hole through it. 210 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,800 Like oh, so he sees you and thanks. 211 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,300 Perfect, hostage, I can take him. 212 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,400 If he grabs, you fix you up holds a gun to your head. 213 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:04,100 So strong. You are now the hostage and he 214 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,500 is giving his demands over the phone. 215 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:10,800 Yeah, people are filming this. So, within minutes, there's 216 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,800 Police SWAT, you name it. But you are the hostage. 217 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,600 Hmm. What do you do? 218 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,200 That's mr. Hostage to you, he's got gun to 219 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,300 your head and okay. Okay, yeah. 220 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,800 All right. What do you do? 221 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,500 I'm just gonna hang out. What's he gonna do? 222 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,300 I mean he wants money, just give him the money and they let me 223 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:34,700 go. That's a bike. 224 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,500 That's a true technically that's what you really should, okay? 225 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:42,800 Chris but I want like my Jog and meal, I want a John Wick answer, 226 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,900 he's dragging me along. If you were the super action 227 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,900 figure that you want to really be. 228 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,500 I'll tell you what I'll do. What are you going to do? 229 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,500 This is what I do. He's dragging me along. 230 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:55,700 I'm like dot Misa and he's dragging me closer and closer to 231 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,700 the puddle of juice. What's that? 232 00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:01,100 I can of beans. I tell him I was going to get 233 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,900 these He's anyways, I grabbed the beans. 234 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:06,000 I'm waiting, I'm waiting in his foot inches, closer, and closer 235 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,400 and closer to the pineapple juice. 236 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,900 Then slips into the pineapple juice. 237 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,100 I seized My Moment. He's off balance finger slips 238 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:16,500 off the trigger. Beans come up, hits the temple. 239 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:21,700 Sweep, the knee, hit the head, take the gun, get the rest of 240 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:24,900 the beans that I needed, and leave perfect. 241 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,200 The cops do the rest the SWAT team comes in. 242 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:32,200 Yep, another thing I would well maybe I I'd just try to like, 243 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,400 become his friend. Oh, you know, that's nice. 244 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,300 Just say. Okay. 245 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,000 Hey bud, what are you struggling with? 246 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,300 Try to talk him down? Yeah, yeah. 247 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:45,400 Hey guy I can't be that bad. Can it SWAT takes them out? 248 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:53,500 Get them boys. Okay, I'll give you a pass. 249 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,300 All right. Yeah, that was good. 250 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,000 That was good. Thank you. 251 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,800 Yeah, I liked the can of beans thing and how you work that. 252 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,800 I mean I did buy three cans of beans today so that was not a 253 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,500 goof and turns out because of your heroism. 254 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,100 They let you take the beans for her. 255 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,700 I thought you were going to see the money but no, they're 256 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,700 handsome. Sorry, you just can't have some 257 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:17,300 of the money I did take him out. No, free can of beans. 258 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,900 Okay, I get the gun. I grab a hostage, You join. 259 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,300 I'm in charge now. No, he's down. 260 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,400 Oh, he's a hostage. He's down. 261 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,900 Soak in in a in a puddle of Bean Juice and coconut. 262 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,400 No duelist pineapple. You do a Switcheroo. 263 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,400 Okay, hit me with another. All right, a fork. 264 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:38,200 All right, here we go. I hope I'm doing okay. 265 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,600 I need a fork and I need it. Now, I've got dinner to eat. 266 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:46,200 All right, your next scenario, you are in the middle of the 267 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,000 forest. All by yourself hiking, you're 268 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,300 on one of the trails. Everything seems to be 269 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,700 hunky-dory. It's kind of later in the year. 270 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:58,200 Typically the snow doesn't start falling yet, but you just happen 271 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,100 to not. Look at the weather report and 272 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,300 all of a sudden, a blizzard hits out of nowhere. 273 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Gosh. Yeah. 274 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,100 You did not see this coming. You are not prepared. 275 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,100 You do not have the right equipment, the right food. 276 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,300 Resources. Your only option is to get to 277 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:17,100 shelter as quick as possible. You're too far in. 278 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,000 You have to find shelter. Am I though? 279 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,900 Yeah, you have far. You're eight miles in, okay? 280 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,400 Okay. Yeah, you don't have time to get 281 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,100 back to your car. Well right? 282 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:30,700 You make your way through a bunch of brush and you come to a 283 00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:33,300 cabin. Oh, doors are locked. 284 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:38,300 Okay, so you think, well, I'll have to break in and you find a 285 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,400 window. You're about to break it open 286 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,100 because this blizzards really coming in. 287 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,400 So you have Rockin hand. You're about to break the 288 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,800 window. And then all of a sudden, you 289 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:55,500 hear The Cry of a baby. Oh, my, what is that? 290 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,300 You follow the noise? Behind the cabin. 291 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,400 There is a car. And in the back seat of the car 292 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:07,400 and a baby car seat. There is a child, Elsa from 293 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,600 Frozen. She's crying, and it's making it 294 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,900 snow, okay. Yeah. 295 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,700 There's a child. All right, in the back of this 296 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,400 car and no adult to be seen anywhere. 297 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:21,800 Wow, what do you do? Well, this is this, okay, man? 298 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,200 At first, I was just going to say, I can trail run that eight 299 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,600 miles and no time flat. The snow is coming. 300 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,600 Weight is a complete whiteout, like you have to find shelter, 301 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,200 if you try to trail run that eight miles. 302 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,800 You're not going to make it the trails disappearing. 303 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,500 I mean, oh yeah, I mean you can go that route. 304 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,700 It's just like I don't need to. Now I've got all the everything 305 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,400 I need. I've got a right, you have a 306 00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:47,900 shelter that your shelter you're about to break into, but you 307 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:50,800 have a I'll down to take your, I have a child, you know, I can't 308 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,400 go running off and got a child to look at. 309 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,300 Yeah. If you choose to provide are you 310 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,700 can just leave the baby in the car? 311 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,200 Well, no, okay we go. Okay, is there gas in the car? 312 00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,400 Is it running? Is there a key? 313 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,400 There's no key doors are unlocked. 314 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,900 Doors, are open doors are unlocked. 315 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,200 Okay, footprints on the ground. There's already snow. 316 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,900 There are no footprints in the ground. 317 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,500 You don't know how long that baby's been there. 318 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,700 I'm going to feel the vents are they warm? 319 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,500 No cold. I'm going to feel the engine. 320 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,500 Is it warm? No cold. 321 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,700 All right, I'm gonna look around. 322 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,800 Is there how small is this baby? No baby. 323 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:27,200 Okay, is there a baby bag? Look at AP date bag. 324 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,900 No there's not no food. No food. 325 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:34,600 What's in the trunk? A tire can babies heat baby 326 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:41,400 hungry baby. Won't hire baby need are getting 327 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,700 the baby bringing it in yelling a lot yell, yell yell. 328 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,800 Hello anyone. There is this your baby? 329 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,700 I found your baby. Such things then. 330 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,700 I'm gonna get a fire going or something in there. 331 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,300 Get a nice and toasty. Hmm, look for some food. 332 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,300 Do I find food? There is no food. 333 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,900 Is there gas in the car? Did you say there's a little big 334 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,800 ass in the car? Yes. 335 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,700 Okay. Okay. 336 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,500 You can do eat drink the gas. Is that your no resource? 337 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,600 So there is gas in the car. This baby is clearly 338 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,300 malnutritioned. Also sound like this thing needs 339 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,100 food. You have a phone you do but 340 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:21,000 again Oh survey. I'm gonna see if I can get 341 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,200 service. I'm going to go climb around. 342 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,600 See if I can get on top of the house. 343 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,100 You can have something. It's windy. 344 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,800 It's blowing full whiteout. I mean, imagine like the worst 345 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,800 kind of lizard. Okay. 346 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,900 At this point, the amount of time that's gone by like, snow 347 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,800 is stacking pretty good. Baby already. 348 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,700 Looks now malnourished. Yeah. 349 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:42,300 Also the baby is diaper. A Florida poopoo. 350 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,900 Oh, it's full of poo poo. Yeah. 351 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,900 You are you going to do? I mean, I'll just take something 352 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:50,800 something in the cabin, cut it. Make makeshift diaper for baby 353 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,500 easy. This cabin is completely cleared 354 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,800 out. There's nothing there's a 355 00:18:55,808 --> 00:19:00,200 fireplace, but no furniture, no nothing, there's no water, 356 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,600 there's a sink there, but there's no water, there's a 357 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,700 fridge. But finally empty, no power. 358 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,700 I've got a knife because I always have a knife so I slice 359 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,800 the seats out of the car. Oh there you go. 360 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,400 Fabric and you make a diaper. Be you make it tightly and 361 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,100 fabric. Yeah, easy nice wipies as well. 362 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,600 Wipey wipey, then the IP. Okay. 363 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,100 So you can getting some snow. Maybe bring it in. 364 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,300 Oh, get some water that way? Yep. 365 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,300 See if baby will drink water. Okay. 366 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500 And then I'm getting in the car and I'm driving out. 367 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,600 Okay. You can't drive out. 368 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,800 Why nokey dokey? Hot-wiring, even if you could 369 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,700 car, won't start because a dedicated then I'm walking out 370 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,900 in the blizzard. Yeah, with a baby. 371 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:42,900 Yes definitely wrap them up. Eight miles, is not that far. 372 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,400 This is like the worst blizzard this area has ever seen. 373 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,600 Okay. Then is it because you don't 374 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,900 want to wait it out with the baby? 375 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,600 No, that'd be fine. I'm just worried that if I 376 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,300 waited out it's going to get so deep. 377 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,800 That's true. Can't get out. 378 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,000 That's a good point. It all depends on how high up. 379 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,300 We are in the mountains. I absolutely. 380 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:05,100 I can tell you, I didn't not check the weather all week. 381 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,800 I check the weather. I know you don't have that yet. 382 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,100 You didn't though. No, I just missed it at but I 383 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:12,700 would know, I would know because I do I always now. 384 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,000 So I would know if it was going to be sunny like the next two 385 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,900 days or something. But you looked on your weather 386 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,300 app and you just happen to have. Hey, did you just happen to have 387 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,200 the wrong location? And because you were also 388 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,500 curious what the weather was like in the keys, okay? 389 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,800 So you would grab the baby strapped it to you and try to 390 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,800 hike out of there. Well, maybe a full eight miles. 391 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,300 Well, hold on. Are we on a hillside is there 392 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,500 high ground? I can get to. 393 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,700 It's pretty flat and like I said, you're not familiar with 394 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:44,600 this area so you don't know. This is all highly unlikely. 395 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,600 It could, I would be unfamiliar with the area and hike and not 396 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,200 check the weather. And pick the wrong location. 397 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,800 I mean, you were off. This was just an off of a, 398 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,900 you're very hungry, the baby's malnourished, and obviously very 399 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,000 hungry. I think your first plan of 400 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,900 action is figuring out what you do for food and by the way, you 401 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:08,300 don't have any food on you also. Unlikely always carry Trails 402 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,800 snakes. Yeah, I mean I wish I could get 403 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800 a better idea for what Mike it was. 404 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,000 Whether I had a compass that kind of thing. 405 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,600 You can ask any I'll tell you what you have, you don't know, 406 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,300 you don't know me. I don't know. 407 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,800 I it's hard because there's I mean I can trail run eight miles 408 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,900 in not that long, I mean and I used to trail run in but with 409 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,600 like 10 degrees in snow but with the weight of another baby, 410 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,700 baby. Small, baby, small. 411 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,700 Yeah, okay. And I mean it would be a slow 412 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:45,600 run of course but I mean a couple hours and I'd be out. 413 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,300 Okay. So that it all depends. 414 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,300 It depends on Like, terrain the type of Trail how well marked it 415 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,700 was. So it's hard to answer that one 416 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,900 because if it was truly like I think you're getting at like, 417 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,700 there's no way you could find the trail, there's no way you 418 00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,900 could go back down. Hmm. 419 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,200 Then you're Building A Fire, your hunkering down, you're 420 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,800 getting whatever food, you know, like pine needle, tea, whatever, 421 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,800 you're cutting the seats out of the car to insulate, some kind 422 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,900 of baby bed. You're getting wood for the 423 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:14,100 fire. Mmm, you're potentially looking 424 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:18,100 for food source in whatever you can scrape together. 425 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,000 But hydrating, the baby would be first priority. 426 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,600 So tell me this. So are you leaning towards 427 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,300 hunkering down in the cabin with the child and trying to make 428 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:32,600 ends meet one way or another or you going to take advantage of 429 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,000 the time you have right now, before it gets too deep of snow 430 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,900 and try to hike out there with the baby, you have to choose 431 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:42,400 one. Hmm, my gut tells me and based 432 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,500 on how much time I've spent in the woods that I could get out. 433 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,100 So that's probably what I try to do. 434 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,900 Eight miles out, especially that had a compass. 435 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:56,500 Which usually I do and whistle at the very least. 436 00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:59,200 Okay. Here's what I think. 437 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:04,100 I think you set out, you get three miles, you're dead 438 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,900 exhausted, you've completely lost your way. 439 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:12,700 Baby has soiled himself again and since you have baby like 440 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:15,700 under your clothing and stuff, your body temperature is 441 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:18,200 dropping. So is the babies and because the 442 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,500 baby wet himself is now Frozen to you. 443 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,900 You get lost and you both freeze to death. 444 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,100 You didn't tell me what happened with the other two you lose? 445 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,300 No, I don't lose you lose on this one. 446 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,300 No. You made that up because you 447 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,900 didn't want me to do that. I'm the judge. 448 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,400 I don't get a fork. No, I'm not saying that you're 449 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,100 still two out of three, correct. I don't know about that. 450 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:45,000 There's too many variables I say we leave it open. 451 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:48,100 I lean towards the cabin. That's why I'm saying. 452 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:50,700 Fail on this one. That's just my opinion. 453 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,500 I see, totally where you're coming from on this too. 454 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,300 I think that could be the right thing to do, but how I imagined 455 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:03,400 it is the end for both of you. If you go that route, maybe you 456 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,000 all can chime in less know what. You think what you would do 457 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,800 differently? Bo can chime in and tell Chris. 458 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,200 He's wrong. That's you. 459 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,800 You can tell me I'm wrong. I'm okay with that. 460 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,900 Guess what? You want, a fork, nice. 461 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,500 Just pretend that you're, like, presenting it to me or 462 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,900 something. Jeremiah, yes, Chris for 463 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,500 surviving. Thank you. 464 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:31,000 And worst-case scenarios through desert and snow and hostage 465 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,700 situations. You sir are rewarded. 466 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:40,400 This beautiful silver. Stainless steel day in Walmart, 467 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,000 special for come. I give to you sir. 468 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:51,900 Thank you, thank you. Met you Each with the accuracy 469 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,000 and stability of a sumo wrestler. 470 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,200 I just wish these things are reusable. 471 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,900 It's such a shame. It's so beautiful. 472 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:01,600 It is reusable. Oh, it's stainless steel. 473 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,400 Oh, don't throw this away. Run away. 474 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,400 I will smack you along the head. If you throw away this Fork, 475 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,700 that's why I ran out. Yeah, I thought they, I just, I 476 00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,800 mean, okay. We got a lot to talk about. 477 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,900 Yeah. So yeah. 478 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,000 Lots to learn off the off, day off the air. 479 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,000 Yep. You all right. 480 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,200 Good job. James Chris. 481 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,700 Thanks for those. Great scenarios. 482 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:22,800 Yeah. Those unnerving scenarios. 483 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:26,300 Yeah, I was unnerved. All right, chip party. 484 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,100 Yeah. Now we're gonna eat some chips. 485 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,500 All right, that's gonna do it for this episode of the banter. 486 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,400 Hope you guys enjoyed that episode. 487 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,700 As much as we did recording it. I actually just talk to 488 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:41,800 Jeremiah. It's been about two weeks since 489 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:47,100 we recorded that, and he is happily using his Fork very 490 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:49,700 often. 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