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Charlotte is that is the thing 
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believability and world than 
I've already lost the plot. 

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Oh God, I'm like look, I can 
accept I can accept everything 

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I've seen so far, but I can't 
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isn't really moving get he's 
speaking The King's English with

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a Southern accent. 
Like I yeah that know. 

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Hello everyone and welcome to 
Castle Bravo a Godzilla versus 

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retrospective. 
I'm Derek and I'm Charlotte and 

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we're two siblings here to 
examine the history of the 

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Godzilla franchise one movie at 
a time. 

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We're joined today by icgc 
Creator and fellow host John 

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fibs, John. 
What's up, bud? 

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Yeah, I'm here to talk about 
this movie. 

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I saw. so When when we were 
planning guests, I very 

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specifically chose today's movie
for you. 

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I didn't let you choose I chose 
it for you. 

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It's a story of my entire life 
because you you do not have much

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in the way of history with 
Godzilla, right? 

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Correct? 
Yeah. 

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No, that's and a very accurate 
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Yeah you I think before now you 
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legendary movie, right? 
Yes, whatnot. 

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So, I actually, so, on your 
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the first Godzilla movie, you 
did want the original, your 

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original Godzilla movie. 
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in, like, in 2000, but I haven't
seen anything since. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, well. 

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So, you've seen a masterpiece 
and an American movie, whose I'm

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trying to withhold my opinions 
on, until I can revisit them. 

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But yeah, then then we showed 
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to why that's funny. 
And your whores are watching 

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Another Godzilla movie. 
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the Masterpiece that is Roland 
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Yes, that came out in what 1999 
or something. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
So, you've seen before, now you 

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seen three Godzilla movies? 
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called Godzilla? 
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I've seen three Godzilla movies,
I feel like you need a citation,

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right? 
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So I've seen a real Godzilla 
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that are okay. 
Yeah. 

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They're movies. 
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Yeah. 
Because the originals a fucking 

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Masterpiece, but I'll know. 
I actually really enjoyed the 

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region. 
Yeah, for what it's worth. 

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We picked you for a bad one 
today, but I did pick a very 

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good one for you. 
Down the road as well, to make 

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up for what? 
I've put you through today. 

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Yeah, you need. 
Yeah, you owe me that Charlotte.

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Hi, how are you doing? 
I'm doing good, just good it's 

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always this good. 
I think that's better than that.

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Use exaggerated language very 
often like I would never 

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describe myself as being like 
great or awesome. 

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Like I'm good I'm fucking 
killing it for white rules right

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now like I got some some games 
for like 30 bucks that would 

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have cost $900 if I bought them 
in English. 

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Oh yeah. 
I've been I've been following 

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Along on Twitter with some of 
your recent treasure. 

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Vines and it's incredibly 
Charlotte core. 

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Godzilla movies, a lot of non 
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relevant to today season two. 
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what would happen when we moved 
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Honda directing Godzilla movies,
we were surprised to find out we

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quite liked the Jun fukuyama era
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far that was a Birra horror of 
the deep and Son of Godzilla. 

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And then the Sherrill Honda came
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Monsters in 1968 which was 
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It's the last episode that we 
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Now, it is the year 1969. 
Nice nice, Andy Sherrell. 

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Honda is back. 
Only a year after they intended 

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to end the Godzilla franchise 
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monsters attack. 
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an hour. 
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anti-bullying children's special
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footage. 
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horror of the deep Son of 
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footage, but a lot of it is 
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Godzilla fans and I think it's 
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that as we, you know, move along
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and John so we watched the me 
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original American version, 
Godzilla's Revenge and Charlotte

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watched the Japanese version and
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It in Japanese and then 
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of the English version so that 
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Revenge on VHS. 
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stores through the 80s and 90s. 
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assaulted me. 
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specifically. 
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that psychic damage on John. 
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I also wanted to be able to 
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intention of this movie, but 
I've rambled on long enough 

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Charlotte. 
Why don't you tell us what 

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happens in all monsters attack. 
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would think happens in this 
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It's just over an hour and 
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but I would say it's pretty 
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Honda as far as like the story 
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Go Joe. 
Like you start and know I don't 

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know what the fuck you're 
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What do you mean? 
You don't know what I'm saying? 

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I don't I don't I don't know 
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I would call these standard. 
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I would well let's let's let's 
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litigate this as we go clean 
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So the movie begins and they are
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children song right with like 
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monsters because again, there's 
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movie and some kids are walking 
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speak? 
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do it in the original version. 
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of song. 
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radio kind of shit. 
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release that has been removed 
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be called pre 70s Cosmic Funk. 
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problem. 
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No. 
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It's like, wow. 
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Only two monsters. 
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Parliament Funkadelic. 
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Like I love it, but it is kind 
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tone of the movie, which is very
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So they're walking home and 
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like one of the lines in the in 
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is like megatons, smoke and 
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Those are the real monsters. 
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song about environmentalism so, 
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paired up along all these like 
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trains and things like that, 
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environmentalism. 
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His best. 
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track like this paint. 
This train goes by and each Rose

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dad is at the front of the train
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his mom because he has to stay 
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He's not going to make it home 
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vacuum tube off the ground, 
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looks cool. 
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with one of his co-workers and 
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that my son is too shy and he's 
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about two thieves that have made
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And so as they keep going, 
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sachiko, to go play in an 
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they're like headed off by some 
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startled. 
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by honking his motorcycle home. 
The cowboy that is painting a 

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sign. 
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Chris, I apparently has a 
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I bet that dude is fucking wild 
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A cowboy on a motorcycle in 
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Hell yeah, just another day at 
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does. 
All right thing, he refuses and 

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then some police drive by and 
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talking about how it is actually
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It's two people. 
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million yen. 
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grabs the grabs his key from 
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Minami. 
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kitty computer and he hits a 
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shows a video of Apollo 11 on 
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don't really care about that. 
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Monster Island then on the moon 
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like, 96 97, but not completely 
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my house that early and it was 
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a computer, but it wasn't 
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of, but this movie was made in 
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video Fidelity on home computers
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creepy as fuck. 
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Was he or was he not the kids 
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doll maker? 
I think he's just like a 

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neighbor just like that. 
The kid gets along with. 

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him. 
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parents some and there's clearly
an arrangement where he kind of 

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keeps an eye on the kid. 
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parents are working late and 
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them, some I feel about that. 
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weird neighbor dude who makes 
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in retrospect that's a lot of 
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like in the more rural areas of 
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would like leave those those 
food stands unattended and they 

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have like, little notes that 
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at. 
There's a lot of interpersonal 

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trust as like. 
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different from, you know, the 
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weird to us but like the then I 
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just like a weird Uncle, you 
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But yeah, so Ichiro laments that

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he couldn't get his vacuum tube 
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eats his snack and he watches TV
and he pulls out like half of a 

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computer, just like a like a 
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I thought it was it was like a 
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radio. 
I it will he calls a computer? 

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version because he's like, 
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Take me to Monster Island 
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That's what he was going for it.
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pretend and he's like computer. 
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imagines taking a plane there 
and then he's just on Monster 

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Island and he's like watching 
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replays, the the scenes of 
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and then from the same bushes, 
he's watching Godzilla fight 

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like girl Soros. 
And the man is there, and giris 

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is their giant. 
Condor has their hey kids don't 

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like Godzilla monsters. 
Here are some of your favorites 

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sty just footage. 
I just realized that this movie 

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is God's. 
They like Godzilla. 

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A version of Where the Wild 
Things Are basically in a way. 

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Yeah because the kids just 
imagining you know it during the

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day he's just daydreaming about 
going to Monster Island and 

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seeing his favorite monsters to 
be which is weird because how 

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would you be a fan? 
Like these are not fictional 

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monsters in this world like 
they're real Godzilla wrecked 

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ass in Tokyo in 1954, right? 
They've saved the world from 

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Aliens multiple times and just 
Just a year ago. 

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Well actually it would be 30 
years in the future. 

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They would fucking destroy half 
the world but I can hold it 

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against them. 
Yeah, but it's just like it's 

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weird to think that kids it's 
very meta because obviously kids

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were big fans of Godzilla and 
all these monsters, but would 

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you be in the world of Godzilla?
An issue of Han deposits? 

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Yes, you would be how could you 
not giant monsters are cool. 

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I don't think that this takes 
place in the actual like world, 

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where Godzilla is a real thing? 
Are you sure though? 

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Because, I like a little Evans 
on the moon, but they already 

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had a moon base prior to this. 
Well, the moon bases in 1999, 

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though, remember, and Destroy 
All Monsters. 

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But there's also like in a, you 
know, it's like an alien moon 

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base prior to this. 
Yeah, good. 

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The aura is, I mean, look, they 
blew up the moon and Gore ask, 

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so, Although Gore f is 
technically not canon to this, 

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but gorath is Cannon to a future
movie and they blew up the moon.

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So, just like what in the fuck? 
No, no, I'm right there with 

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you. 
That's that's, that's, that's 

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established Canon. 
Yeah, definitely. 

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I've argued this, I've argued 
this at many dinner tables. 

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He's also, I think, but you're 
right. 

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Charlotte like, it's it, I guess
it's possible to read this 

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through the lens of like, Not 
being like real but yeah I mean 

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I don't know that's just I 
thought that was anyway. 

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So he's watching all these. 
These monsters fight Godzilla 

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and then he falls down a hole, 
while running away from a come 

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across the nose, notices him and
he climbs our rope up and out, 

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it gets lowered for him. 
And then mini is there? 

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Oh no. 
And just starts talking to him, 

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please. 
But I guess you're the English 

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version. 
Yeah. 

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Beers. 
So just like this, he sounds 

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kind of like redneck Barney 
actually. 

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You know what, you know what, I 
Derek if I could interject for a

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minute I have been thinking for 
all of like I don't know, 15 

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minutes about who that guy 
sounded like and I realized that

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he sounded like the clown from 
Billy Madison. 

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Oh my God. 
Hey kids. 

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I'm back. 
I'll bet you thought that I was 

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dead like that. 
It's that that's kind of some 

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Barney Fife, go. 
Going on there a little bit, 

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like I I lost it when that thing
opened its mouth and said I was 

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like, okay but make no mistake. 
It's mouth does not open and 

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close when it talks yeah it just
kind of Charlotte. 

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If that is if that is the thing 
that takes me out of the 

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believability and world than 
I've already lost the plot. 

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Oh God. 
It's like, look, I can accept, I

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can accept everything I've seen 
so far, but I can't take the 

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fact that, that, that his mouth 
isn't really moving it. 

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He's speaking. 
He's speaking The King's English

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with a Southern accent, like, I 
yeah, that know, it's, it's wild

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because my one of my first 
thoughts went to Barney, right. 

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How could you not? 
He has that same kind of do 

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penis to his voice and but 
Barney would not be created. 

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For like over 15 years. 
After this movie was brought to 

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the US, somebody watch this 
seems like somebody. 

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Somebody watch this and took 
entirely the wrong things away 

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from it. 
Also worth noting many is now 

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child-sized. 
Just because you needed the 

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actor in the suit. 
I'm sorry. 

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I'm sorry I'm sorry. 
What was this thing's name me? 

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Nia. 
Well that's a that's a problem 

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is his name is technically. 
Munira because many Gogeta, 

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right? 
So, technically, if you wanted 

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to have an English version of 
same, it would be many Allah 

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like many Godzilla, but the old 
dubs always called him Mania 

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like a, my Nya kind of how you 
pronounce it. 

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His name is now, his name is no 
Marlboro Ferguson. 

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He's a crackhead Pillsbury, 
Doughboy, like that's really the

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important thing and now he's 
he's real. 

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Child-sized instead of half 
godzilla-sized because we needed

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him with the on-screen with the 
kid. 

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He looked like an entity made 
out of silly putty given like 

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horrible unlife. 
God bless be unfinished. 

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Please kill me. 
I live every day in spite of my 

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Creator. 
Yeah every day I hold my Essence

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together is another day. 
One. 

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She's my continued. 
Existence is a blasphemy anyway.

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Go Dad. 
So there's a monster on the 

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island now named Cobra, which is
named after Ichiro's bully. 

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And he it's also bullying Minya 
now so, it's crazy, huh? 

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Yeah Works. 
How would they have the exact 

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same name? 
That's so what a great 

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coincidence and media has a 
bully too wild. 

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I also want to point out that 
that Godzilla is an awful 

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father, because Minya is very 
clearly throughout the movie 

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blowing smoke rings. 
And I, any any living being that

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young should not be smoking, 
takes away the dangers of 

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cigarettes are real and 
document. 

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I don't believe that it's proper
for Godzilla to do. 

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The FDA is never proven that 
Vape juice will cause me of corn

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Lund. 
It's fine. 

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I look like something the from 
inside your lungs anyway. 

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So, Ichiro's mom calls me Tommy,
but the toy guy to tell him to 

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tell Ichiro that she won't be 
home tonight. 

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And then the police say the 
thieves, the money theater 

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hiding somewhere near near his 
mom's workplace. 

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So Minami goes and he tells each
row. 

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Those mom won't be over tonight 
and offers to eat dinner 

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together so it doesn't eat 
alone. 

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No functional hot man. 
Yeah that actually got me 

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hungry. 
Like I was like I was that was 

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the best part of the movie. 
Honestly, probably, I was like 

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that shit. 
Look like oh, that like tender 

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that tender beef. 
Yeah, just oh, yeah, gotta go 

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Shabu. 
Yeah, I love that. 

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You had like a nice 12 second 
shot of that kid. 

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Just shoveling food into his 
going like like you remember 

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that? 
Like it was way too long. 

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He was just sitting. 
It was like that sex scene in 

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another Watchman on the 
spaceship. 

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That just went on way too long 
so I'm serious. 

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This is the comparison. 
That you want to make, yes? 

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Because because both made me 
horribly uncomfortable and I'm 

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like okay stop it. 
Like a tend to see that kids 

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just like there's no dialogue. 
It's just eating, you should 

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shoveling food into his face. 
Also there is a massive. 

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There's there's like a 40 on the
table. 

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Oh yeah it was. 
Yeah he was absolutely 

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absolutely. 
Letting the kid drink. 

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I mean well there's like it's 
smoke in the back. 

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The back that leave that you 
sure. 

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Oh, Honda was intending to 
portray that the child was 

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sipping out of a 40 of malt 
liquor with a Shoujo or 

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whatever. 
It Derek. 

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I'm sorry, but that's the 
headcanon I tried it. 

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The bottle was closer to the kid
than it was to the adult not by 

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much but from the perspective, 
it sure looked like that. 

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So it is that's the way it is. 
Yeah. 

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So each row runs outside the 
play. 

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They actually haven't eaten yet.
We just talked about the eating 

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scene. 
Yeah, because it's great. 

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Yeah, he gets caught by the 
bullies again and he runs and he

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runs inside an abandoned 
building nearby in there. 

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He finds a new vacuum tube and 
he vows not to lose this. 

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One of the bullies he looks 
outside. 

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The bullies are starting to show
up but they get distracted by a 

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police car and run away and then
a locker door, nearby Falls open

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and reveals a headset, which he 
takes. 

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And then he also grabs an 
unassuming little Booklet off 

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the ground. 
And then he heads upstairs and 

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upstairs. 
The money, thieves are actually 

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hiding in a cabinet, but he 
doesn't notice them. 

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Ichiro pleased when he hears 
more sirens and then the thieves

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realize that one of them has 
lost his passport. 

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But his license and everything, 
I do want to bring it up. 

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That's what Ichiro picked up as 
is common for this movie. 

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The English voices for these two
are miserable those to alert him

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right there. 
Oh, it's well, one of the guys 

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has very like like Barney Fife 
again but bitched real high. 

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Just complete doofus voice and 
the other way I do and sounds 

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like this but also the problem 
is he also suffers from like 

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whoever was doing that was not 
close to the microphone and 

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sound kind of like he sounds 
like he sounds like he sounds 

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like in cell Solid Snake. 
Okay. 

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Oh no. 
Oh, I dislike that, that's 

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exactly what it sounds like. 
Is he? 

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So he's here all his cough 
syrup. 

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Yeah. 
I didn't know what that was 

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about, there's no way that's 
alcohol. 

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It scoffs Europe was like, 
children's movie. 

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And that man regularly, there 
were regularly scenes dedicate 

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to that man. 
Long shots of him pulling a 

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bottle, a little brown bottle 
out of his jacket pocket and 

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taking a swig of it. 
Derek, did you not hear his 

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voice? 
He had a sore throat, the entire

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movie, and he was just like, 
well, who's talking cough syrup?

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Yeah. 
But the fucking old school cough

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syrup that had Coke. 
Kanan it true. 

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So each row heads inside one of 
the thieves is tracking him back

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to his house and Ichiro. 
Did we mention it's because of 

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the driver's license or did I 
cut you off? 

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I did say that but I think we 
may have talked to the same 

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time. 
Yes you're all picked up. 

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The guys like whole booklet with
like his passport and driver's 

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license, everything in it so he 
was tracking a back home. 

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Each row does take a second to 
like play with a car that's 

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outside for sale. 
And I am noting that because so 

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this is when Minami in each row.
Oh no. 

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Oh no. 
Charlotte, because you don't 

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watch the English version. 
You missed a case of unnecessary

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homophobia. 
Oh God. 

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I missed that. 
Ya know, the the guy that comes 

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out, that is selling that car 
that interrupts or that that 

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first stops the kid and then Ox 
to the robbers for a bit. 

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Oh yeah. 
He has the most very like Camp 

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gay. 
But like it's 1970s Camp guy. 

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It's very lispy and very high 
and oh my gosh. 

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Are you here to see this? 
Like it doesn't have this? 

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I can't undo the southern from 
my camp, but like, it's very 

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like, it's very like, 
stereotypically, like Sissy and 

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dandy kind of voice and I was 
like, you didn't need to do 

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this, you didn't. 
Even do any of that. 

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What's in this movie? 
I don't mean to say that, that 

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is somehow worse than the 
inherent racism of much of the 

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dub, but you didn't have to do 
that. 

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That's Splash damage, every 
decision they made, seems like 

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it was the worst possible 
decision to make what for the, 

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for the English version hundred 
percent. 

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00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:02,200
Yeah, there's a lot of that 
going around at this foam. 

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00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:07,700
Yeah, yeah. 
So now you know I mean Ichiro 

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eat together. 
Minami has a new toy that he's 

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making and he's basically like, 
okay, for eating this meal, 

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you'll repay me by giving me 
your opinion on this toy. 

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The police show up and they 
asked him an Ami about his car 

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because that's his car. 
It's being sold outside, and 

447
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they basically just warn him 
because thieves are out here, 

448
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stealing cars, and the thieves 
now nowhere like exactly where 

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Ichiro lives so they get ready 
to get their license back and 

450
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Ichiro revisits, Monster Island 
in his sleep. 

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And this time, Gabara chases him
me. 

452
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:45,400
Nia gets upset about the way 
that Godzilla's reach them and 

453
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,500
is like, I have to learn to live
on my own, which is funny, why 

454
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,400
is the the English versions of 
little different. 

455
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:59,300
The English version makes it 
more like Godzilla is not 

456
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:03,200
neglectful, but is trying to 
teach me Nia to be 

457
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,700
self-sufficient. 
Because like media talks about 

458
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,900
like, oh, I guess we'll have to 
go find my dad. 

459
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:13,300
I've been hiding from him. 
You know, he's trying to teach 

460
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:16,700
me to fight my own battles but 
yeah, the Japanese version is a 

461
00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:19,000
little bit closer to Like Son of
Godzilla where it's very clear 

462
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,200
Godzilla kind of just doesn't 
want to be involved with this 

463
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,900
fucking child, he found. 
Yeah. 

464
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,100
And then they watch Godzilla 
fight every row and then he 

465
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,900
fights come on gotta and they're
like narrating the fights the 

466
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,400
whole time. 
And then there's a part where 

467
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,100
like mini actually appears In 
the shots and so many like walks

468
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,800
over there. 
Well, that's how Crystal has the

469
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:47,200
the voiceover like in the club's
Gabrielle like reappears but 

470
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,000
this time meeting a grows. 
Yeah, he just because a shower. 

471
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,200
That's true man sizes up. 
Because, yeah, and, and his, his

472
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,300
weird Kendall crotch is right in
the center. 

473
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,500
Thank you. 
Oh my God, the shoves his 

474
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,700
crotch. 
Right, like it's like the camera

475
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:11,600
when he's growing and like, 
he's, it's not like he's, you 

476
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,100
see? 
He just like, gets bit. 

477
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,300
Looks like they zoom in. 
He just slide shows are bigger. 

478
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:18,600
But yeah. 
His crop has remained Center 

479
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:23,300
frame his that but like, no, 
they Focus right on that on his 

480
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,900
like, lizard dick. 
Yeah. 

481
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:30,800
And it's just very reasonable. 
And like, and I was, I did not. 

482
00:28:30,900 --> 00:28:32,700
I was like, no, I wasn't 
prepared for this. 

483
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,800
Like, this was the point. 
Point. 

484
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
This was the point where I was 
like, looking at my clock. 

485
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,600
I was like this movie's over 
soon, right? 

486
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,400
Like you were like it halfway 
fuck. 

487
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,800
It's got to be soon. 
It's got to be soon somehow. 

488
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,200
This is one of the shorter 
movies that we've watched may be

489
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,900
the shortest, but this felt like
the longest. 

490
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:54,400
And in the only one that might 
be as short, if not shorter, I 

491
00:28:54,408 --> 00:28:55,800
think they're in the 
unbelievable was. 

492
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,200
Similarly, very short, but feel,
but ver in the unbelievable also

493
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,500
had an extremely troubled 
production, right? 

494
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:10,000
So, So many a tries to fight. 
Gabara does very little to him 

495
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:15,000
and so they Ichiro and Molina 
run away. 

496
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,900
I love, Gabara Nick's camera 
like rolls him up. 

497
00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:22,200
First off camera, picks him up, 
just slams him around a bit and 

498
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,000
then roll them into a ball and 
kicks him. 

499
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,200
Like a soccer ball. 
Yeah, Ichiro. 

500
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,200
And like media shrinks is he's 
rolling so that he's normal size

501
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:36,600
by the time he reaches Ichiro. 
But oh my God, fucking owned 

502
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,300
rocket own. 
There's nothing wrong with that 

503
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,200
at all. 
Now, it's what mean you 

504
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,400
deserves? 
Honestly, I'm on Gabara side. 

505
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,300
Like, I don't want to get ahead 
of and like, push back against 

506
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,100
the message of this movie, but 
like gabbar has in the right, 

507
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,600
I'm team Gabara. 
Yeah, absolutely. 

508
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,900
That goes against everything 
you're supposed to be feeling, 

509
00:29:56,900 --> 00:30:00,200
but Yeah. 
Well you know what, this, you 

510
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,200
know, what would be more 
sympathetic protagonist? 

511
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,100
Yeah, give me a. 
Give me a protagonist. 

512
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:08,100
That isn't just. 
Doesn't look like a like a what 

513
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:13,000
a butter and ashtray disaster. 
Like just give me, give me 

514
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,900
anything else. 
Literally, I can't think it's, I

515
00:30:14,908 --> 00:30:17,500
think it's because I watched the
Japanese version. 

516
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,900
We look at that thing. 
I can't empathize with that. 

517
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,100
Like, I can't, I can't feel bad 
for that. 

518
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,800
Like, it's not supposed to 
exist. 

519
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,200
And yet, here it is. 
It's walking earth now. 

520
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,700
So they, they run away, and 
there's jets flying over the 

521
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,800
island, Godzilla fights off the 
Jets, and then he sits down. 

522
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,700
And he beckons me Nia over the 
try to teach him how to use 

523
00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:40,800
Atomic breath. 
Which is the the seam read, like

524
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:46,500
get stale stepped on, and then 
Ichiro gets grabbed by the 

525
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,400
thieves in his sleep. 
And when she envisions in the 

526
00:30:49,408 --> 00:30:53,600
dream as the the leaves like 
coming alive and grabbing him, 

527
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,600
which is actually a pretty good 
shot because you never did not 

528
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,900
see. 
See Leaf man in the foliage 

529
00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,100
until after it had already 
grabbed him. 

530
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,700
So I'm gonna give him that one, 
you know, me does come to try to

531
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,100
check on them, but the door is 
locked. 

532
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:13,000
And so the thieves bring about 
that special building, its it 

533
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,300
is, but he's just like, hey, you
don't know, I don't like this 

534
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:19,600
kid. 
Anyway, the thieves were going 

535
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,000
back to that abandoned building 
and they grabbed the license, 

536
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
and then they go to steal 
minami's car outside. 

537
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,600
But minami's, eating at a street
vendor. 

538
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,600
Booth so he's distracted, 
Ichiro. 

539
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,800
Like slowly covers this whole 
with newspaper and like, like 

540
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,800
really hoping one of the one of 
the bees will fall down the hole

541
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,700
that he's covered up. 
And then he starts chanting 

542
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:46,300
media's name and he like goes 
back to Monster Island in his 

543
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,600
mind and media is fighting 
Gabara again. 

544
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,700
And Gabrielle has like these 
electric attacks. 

545
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:56,000
Yeah, he may strike and Shan 
electricity from like his horn. 

546
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,600
Own through his arms. 
Yeah. 

547
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,600
So I could do that. 
Yeah, it's pretty cool. 

548
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,600
You gotta remember up to this 
point Godzilla monsters have not

549
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,300
really had powers, right? 
They've just been big things, 

550
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,800
right? 
Godzilla has his Atomic breath 

551
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,900
and King. 
Ghidorah has those, you know, 

552
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:17,700
gravity bolts but Godzilla and 
King Ghidorah the only monsters 

553
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:22,000
with what seemed like what you 
could call Powers and here's 

554
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Gabrielle Gabrielle has just 
yeah, it's happy. 

555
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,700
Ann's. 
Yeah. 

556
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,000
Actually, you cannot will get 
into it, but I do think a 

557
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,500
Burrows kind of interesting team
camera. 

558
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:39,400
I'm telling you. 
So, mania runs back to Godzilla 

559
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,700
and Godzilla's, like, no need to
fight that thing. 

560
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,000
And so media goes back and 
tries. 

561
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,900
Again continues to get shocked 
and then Godzilla finally steps 

562
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:52,600
in Gabara ends up stepping on 
like a downed tree and the mini 

563
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,400
a jumps on the other side, like 
a seesaw and gets launched away.

564
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,000
Which that's right. 
When I sent you that that scene 

565
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,800
about what they call Gabara and 
that particular situation. 

566
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,900
Yeah, yeah. 
And then Godzilla and be near 

567
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,600
like celebrating and hugging the
think you ever like trust the 

568
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,800
bike? 
Godzilla's leg. 

569
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,100
And then Godzilla. 
Finally, he's like, you know 

570
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,900
what? 
No, I'm done and actually fights

571
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:23,000
Gabara, and then after beating 
up gabber Godzilla turns towards

572
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,800
Ichiro, like he's about to kill 
him, but each row does why? 

573
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,700
Up, I do want to talk about so 
because of course, first me Nia 

574
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:32,900
seesaw, tosses Gabara and 
gabbar. 

575
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,400
Does that fucking somersault 
through the air to land on his 

576
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,900
face? 
And then when he's fighting 

577
00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,900
Godzilla Godzilla, picks him up 
and just fucking shoulder, 

578
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:45,100
Chuck's him through the air and 
once again, throws this 

579
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:50,400
motherfucker right on his face 
and it got it's hard not to feel

580
00:33:50,400 --> 00:34:00,600
kind of bad for Gabara. 
No, it's not like hell. 

581
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,200
Yeah. 
Somebody got their ass whooped 

582
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,400
at this point. 
This point, I would like 

583
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:08,000
everybody involved not just in 
the movie, but in the making of 

584
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,600
this movie, you like, and like 
I'm like, I wish like basically 

585
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:18,900
it's like, you know, I have no, 
my pain is sharp and constant. 

586
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,100
And I don't hope for a better 
tomorrow for anyone, this point.

587
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:27,300
And so one of the thieves grabs 
Ichiro because he's like 

588
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,300
screaming from from The 
Nightmare because he thinks he's

589
00:34:29,308 --> 00:34:33,100
about to be eaten and the things
the decided they're going to 

590
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,699
take Ichiro hostage and they are
they're trying to get away using

591
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,400
minami's car, but it won't 
start. 

592
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,000
And so in the back seat of the 
car, Ichiro, finally gets his 

593
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,699
gag off and starts running away 
and he like mimics what? 

594
00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:48,900
I mean, he's biting attacks from
earlier to get away and he heads

595
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,900
back into the abandoned building
and hides in there and the 

596
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:53,199
thieves go in there. 
Trying to Item. 

597
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,900
And he like, evades him for a 
while. 

598
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,800
While Minami outside, finally 
realizes that something's going 

599
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,500
on with this car, you know, he 
gets in there, he finds the 

600
00:35:04,508 --> 00:35:06,300
money back. 
Immediately calls the police 

601
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:08,700
wrong. 
You keep some of that money. 

602
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,700
You stuff like two, bundles, in 
your pockets and pretend that 

603
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:14,200
they weren't there, then you 
call the police. 

604
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:21,600
Well, and then I assured, yeah 
it's already recording 

605
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,400
conversation. 
I'll go on the record. 

606
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,800
That's a finder's fee. 
It's the bank's money. 

607
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,000
It's not like they robbed an old
folks home or an animal shelter.

608
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:41,900
It's a fucking bank. 
Eric, I agree with you so that 

609
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,800
that whole that Ichiro covered 
earlier, finally pays off. 

610
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,700
And one of the one of the 
thieves falls into it and then 

611
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,700
the other ones like tripping 
over everything and he chose to 

612
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:54,100
start throwing trash at him. 
But he pulls out this knife and 

613
00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:57,300
each girl likes praise him with 
a fire extinguisher and finally,

614
00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:00,600
the police show up and they see 
each row in the thieves, leaving

615
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,900
the building that these get 
arrested and then like each row 

616
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,100
goes back home, each Rose. 
Mom, is there the next day? 

617
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,600
She's like, okay, I'm sorry, I 
won't work nights anymore, but 

618
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,500
he chose like no, that's fine. 
I can handle myself clearly. 

619
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:18,000
Yeah. 
And the Porter's, show up, Wiley

620
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,300
chosen ones with the school and 
ask him about it. 

621
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,400
Like what happened? 
How did you feel? 

622
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,300
And he's like, no, I wasn't 
alone. 

623
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:28,800
Media was with me and then 
minami's, like, for adults, 

624
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,900
there is God, but for children, 
there is Media the god, which 

625
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:36,900
explains a lot about children. 
That's a weird start walking him

626
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:39,400
in in it, okay? 
So, this is one of the only 

627
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,500
times where I think the American
version might have done 

628
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,200
something better. 
Which is basically they talked 

629
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,400
about how we all have like 
people we look up to to inspire 

630
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,600
us and for this kid monsters are
his inspiration. 

631
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,800
Yeah, that makes me miss 
instead. 

632
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,000
Yeah, the God. 
Yeah. 

633
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:03,800
Pooh boy, Mania is God really. 
No, that's a world. 

634
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,000
I don't want to be a part of 
It's the world is movie takes 

635
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,900
place. 
I'm not God, but he did create 

636
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:17,900
Me In His Image. 
So that's Chico and Ichiro. 

637
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,000
Start walking to school. 
They can head It Off by the bull

638
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,100
is again and the bullies are 
like, you're finally cooled, you

639
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,000
want to join us and he's like, 
no I hate bullies. 

640
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:31,400
And he fights Cobra and winds. 
And then he just he goes and he 

641
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,500
haunts the motorcycle horn, they
were daring and the honk. 

642
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,300
Anyway, darling the gone, the 
ladder and he gets paint all 

643
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,800
over him. 
So all the kids are running away

644
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,600
and Ichiro runs past his dad and
the train again. 

645
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,800
And he's like, hey, I did the 
thing behind me. 

646
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,800
Please apologize for me. 
And then he screams an apology 

647
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,000
to the painter. 
Yeah, he like, he's like, he's 

648
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,100
like I'm sorry my son assaulted 
you like and then gets out like 

649
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,300
tries to fight. 
The guy who makes here. 

650
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:59,300
All all Ichiro did was honk the 
motorcycle horn. 

651
00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,000
It's not like each other without
boy through. 

652
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,900
Yeah. 
Through paint at the Cowboy, the

653
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:08,200
cowboy did that to himself? 
Well, I don't mean to defend 

654
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:13,000
this, because here's the thing. 
Lets, you know, for a movie, 

655
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,300
that's about like anti-bullying,
he sure. 

656
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:21,100
Does immediately after defeating
his bully go and do the thing 

657
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:24,100
that the bully asked him to do, 
that's what I was gonna say to 

658
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,600
win this going to get his 
approval. 

659
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:31,300
So little bit of a mixed 
message, But yeah, he screams an

660
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,800
apology back to the painter and 
then the kids go to school. 

661
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,000
And that's it. 
That was the whole movie. 

662
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,500
That's the movie. 
Yeah. 

663
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:44,600
Oh fuck. 
I'm really angry you for forcing

664
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,800
me. 
So what's so? 

665
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,600
Here's here's the thing. 
Um, let's talk about the 

666
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,600
monsters before we go into 
getting into behind the movie. 

667
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:02,100
So, first and foremost, is me 
Nia? 

668
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,500
Who I think is the same suit. 
I know. 

669
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:11,300
It's still march and the dwarf 
playing media. 

670
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,600
I think it's the same suit that 
we saw in Son of Godzilla and 

671
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,200
Destroy All Monsters but it's 
really upsetting to see it next 

672
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,600
to just a human child. 
I don't like it. 

673
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,000
He's got five teeth total, which
might explain why, he bloody all

674
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,100
I counted three. 
He's got three on top and two on

675
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,800
the bottom, okay? 
But they're like also just long 

676
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,000
pegs. 
Weirdly long pegs. 

677
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,800
I hate it. 
Somebody. 

678
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,900
Somebody got some Kabob, 
skewers. 

679
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,900
And, yeah, we need teeth in this
costume. 

680
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:45,500
Get those Kabob skewers from 
like, like, fucking gerbil 

681
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:50,300
teeth. 
And then there's also a like an 

682
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,400
animatronic head. 
They use in a couple of close 

683
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,600
ups which was deeply unsettling.
Yeah. 

684
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:04,900
Look, we rag'd on Mania so hard 
incentive Godzilla and clearly 

685
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,100
we don't have that out of our 
system. 

686
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:14,200
Yet mean, he's like the most 
controversial part of Godzilla 

687
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,400
fandom. 
In at least, in regards to the 

688
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,500
showa era at this point and I 
cannot stress enough, like your,

689
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:27,300
how you feel about this movie is
going to be tied directly to how

690
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:31,900
much meaning you can stomach, 
which in my case is almost none.

691
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,700
None. 
Yeah, 00. 

692
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,600
Yeah. 
Somehow. 

693
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,000
It looked way more melted than I
remember. 

694
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:44,800
It's weathered after a couple of
years that's because well, no, 

695
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:49,700
like Like that's because the 
numerous Souls of murdered 

696
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:55,300
people that they use to give 
life to the media automaton. 

697
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,600
Slowly kind of like the wind to 
go like when it possesses a 

698
00:40:58,607 --> 00:41:02,900
person according to Algonquin 
lure like it quickly decays the 

699
00:41:02,908 --> 00:41:05,900
body of the person because of 
the because of the like the 

700
00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,300
sheer Darkness within it. 
Like I imagine that's probably 

701
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,600
what happened, what's happening?
See I was, that's my theory. 

702
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,400
I was just going to ask if y'all
remember Frosty the Snowman. 

703
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,300
Yeah, yes, I do. 
Yeah. 

704
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,400
But I do in fact, remember 
Frosty, but, yeah, Mina Mina is 

705
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,900
rough and Just Like, Son of 
Godzilla was very heavily 

706
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,800
impacted by how much me you 
could handle. 

707
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,600
So is this movie? 
The difference is Son of 

708
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Godzilla, didn't have this much 
me. 

709
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,700
Nia and most of the time. 
Well, none of the time he was 

710
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,500
fucking talking. 
I'll give you that. 

711
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:44,600
That makes this so much worse. 
What was the, what was the, what

712
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,200
was the thinking behind that 
particular creative decision? 

713
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,600
I mean, you got to remember, 
this was a movie made and 

714
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,600
targeted directly at children. 
So I like you have to give it a 

715
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,000
bit of leeway. 
This was not meant to be a big 

716
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,500
sci-fi Blockbuster. 
This was a children's movie 

717
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:05,500
about bullying released as part 
of a film festival, cobbled 

718
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:08,200
together from a lot of stock 
footage. 

719
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,200
So I do want to again and again 
like the Is version is a lot 

720
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,900
better by virtue of the fact 
that it is it awfully fucking 

721
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,900
racist, but I do. 
I do think it's pretty cool that

722
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:21,400
they taught you. 
Like, I think the, like, the 

723
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,700
core message of the movie is, if
you see anything like, like that

724
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,500
horrible Abomination, real life?
Bully it. 

725
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,900
Yeah. 
Like, you should absolutely 

726
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,200
believe that. 
Yeah. 

727
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:37,000
It's like the movies about 
bullying, but the solution to 

728
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,100
bullying is beat beat up. 
Your bullies, absolutely h. 

729
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:47,400
Actually, I mean, kind of Honda,
I'm kind of with you, maybe, 

730
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,000
like, maybe beat up your 
bullies. 

731
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,300
Beat the shit out of your maybe.
Maybe you again, maybe kick the 

732
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:55,800
shit out of your bullies. 
Maybe he's Justified you're 

733
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,600
gonna get suspended from school,
but like nobody's gonna know 

734
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,500
he's gonna screw the anymore. 
Yeah, look, I'm going to say 

735
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,800
this as somebody who is 
mercilessly fucking bullied. 

736
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,900
Not reacting, never stopped any 
of the people who Lead me, you 

737
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,400
want to know the one 
motherfucker who did stop 

738
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400
bullying. 
Me is the person that I fought 

739
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,200
back against and I mean, he will
beat my ass but like I fought 

740
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,200
back and ever fuck with me no 
more. 

741
00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,900
So like maybe I should have 
fought more people in middle 

742
00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:26,900
school is what I'm saying? 
Absolutely. 

743
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,100
Yeah. 
I'll endorse that. 

744
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:32,300
Yeah that's that's that is a an 
official message from us here at

745
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:36,900
Castle Bravo is be done until my
son, my 14 year old, like fight 

746
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:40,200
as many people as you can. 
Well, the bullies, you're 

747
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,300
bullies like Bad guy. 
Not just I said, what? 

748
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,000
No, no, I specified that. 
I told him. 

749
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,600
I said when you're in school, 
you see a bully. 

750
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,400
I want you to become Vengeance. 
Be God night. 

751
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:54,300
I say this, but I am team 
Gabara, so, but that really has 

752
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:58,600
more to do with my intense 
visceral hatred of media. 

753
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,100
I will gladly be a hypocrite in 
that one. 

754
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,300
Instant, I guess I guess my 
whole thing about that and the 

755
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,300
reason that I'm not like 
enthusiastically endorsing being

756
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:11,100
teen gabriela's because like 
many has clearly just tear off. 

757
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,900
Ha, you won't write roads. 
Just a cage, roads. 

758
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,600
A kid doesn't deserve to be 
bullied. 

759
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,500
He's just a kid out there, 
living his life, he's got no 

760
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,600
parenting. 
He's, you know, got himself a 

761
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,700
little girlfriend, he has an 
active imagination, great good 

762
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:32,100
kid, nothing wrong with that. 
It is not, but he could have 

763
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,000
chosen a better for Sona is 
really, I guess what? 

764
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,200
I'm trying to get at 
technically, he'd be a scaly. 

765
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,800
He's changed a lot of people's 
outlook on this movie really 

766
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,500
quickly. 
Um, before we talk about 

767
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:51,400
Gabrielle, let's talk very 
briefly about Godzilla. 

768
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,900
So I think Godzilla's still 
using the same suit as Destroy 

769
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:57,800
All Monsters. 
But the problem is it looks good

770
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,300
because this movie is so heavily
made out of stock footage, 

771
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:05,400
there's like three different 
Godzilla suits and three 

772
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,500
drastically. 
Different looking Godzilla suits

773
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,700
that he switches between Shot to
shot because anything new that 

774
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:18,900
they shot uses the Destroy, All 
Monsters suit but then some of 

775
00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:22,100
it uses the suit from abdera. 
Some of it uses the suit from 

776
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:25,600
Son of Godzilla which looked 
very very different. 

777
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:30,000
And I think one or two of the 
underwater shots even used the 

778
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:34,400
suit from like you Dora. 
The three-headed monster which 

779
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,300
they held onto and wreak since 
it was in worse shape, they used

780
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,500
it for a lot of the underwater. 
You know, scenes because they 

781
00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:45,300
didn't want the nice new suits 
to get damaged, but yes, that's 

782
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:49,400
very distracting. 
Unfortunately, in a way that 

783
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:54,800
Godzilla has not been up to this
point to me and there's camera, 

784
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:58,900
and I mean, I've said, I'm team 
Gabara, I really like Gabara. 

785
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:02,700
I really like gabbers design got
this kind of Japanese ogre thing

786
00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:05,100
going on. 
That is a really interesting. 

787
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:11,000
Look, I really like the eyes are
very This is a very unique and 

788
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,400
weird Roar that John said, what 
it's like haunted by nightmares.

789
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,100
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

790
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:20,700
I hate it, right. 
It sounds like sounds like, it 

791
00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:23,700
sounds like a billy goat had 
just done. 

792
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:27,000
Like, it's just like snorted a 
line of ants. 

793
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,600
That's the best way I can 
describe it. 

794
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:33,700
I mean, it is, it's like it's an
upsetting kind of Roar, but like

795
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:36,700
it's very memorable and it works
perfectly for what they're 

796
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:42,200
trying to set up is the This 
extremely unlikable, you know, 

797
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:46,900
gross, big bully monster. 
It's certainly better than the 

798
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:50,200
donkey noises they use for me. 
Nia God. 

799
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:55,700
Yeah, it's not my favorite. 
Yeah, yeah. 

800
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,900
So this movie directed by 
ishiro, Honda as mentioned 

801
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:03,200
before, Honda look. 
We've had a couple of these were

802
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,800
like, we turned out to really 
like the movie and then Honda's 

803
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,700
like yeah, I don't feel great 
about how this one turned out. 

804
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:14,600
This is the exact opposite. 
I don't like this movie and 

805
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,700
Honda, Honda is proud of it, but
I think that's because Honda's 

806
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:22,000
proud of like making a thing for
kids. 

807
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:23,300
That's it. 
That's the thing. 

808
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,300
You can't divorce from the 
situation. 

809
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,500
I'm not a kid, right? 
As a kid. 

810
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:31,100
I kind of like the movie, but 
found it, cheesy and hokey. 

811
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:36,100
I think largely because of the 
poor English dub of the movie 

812
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:42,900
which was, oh my God. 
But like, Honda set out to make 

813
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:46,000
a kids movie about latchkey kids
and about bullying and about 

814
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,600
standing up for yourself and he 
did that and he did that on 

815
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,700
almost no budget. 
And now, you know, he's happy 

816
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:57,400
with the work, he turned out for
what it was, which I think is 

817
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,600
important to keep in context 
that he was, again, not making a

818
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,700
big Blockbuster but, you know, a
children's movie for a film 

819
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:07,100
festival. 
Yeah, you know, how mom will 

820
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,800
give him that? 
We've got to talk. 

821
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,700
I before before we go on, we've 
already talked about, this is 

822
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:15,400
this is going to be the last 
thing we talked about how we 

823
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,500
feel about this movie, but I've 
just, I've got a call out to 

824
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,100
make. 
I need, I need to take the 

825
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:23,800
stand, we're canceling a 
motherfucker today. 

826
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:30,600
So this movie, I know that a lot
of these movies were dubbed in 

827
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,500
Hong Kong, right? 
And that was my thought going 

828
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:37,700
into this movie. 
I'm used to the often bad kind 

829
00:48:37,700 --> 00:48:42,400
of stilted awkward dubs because 
it's Hong Kong actors, you know 

830
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,200
who are multilingual. 
Speaking English, you know, 

831
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,900
because they were cheap labor to
get these dubbed over. 

832
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:52,600
I if I remember correctly, like 
RKO was Infamous for doing that 

833
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,000
but I was looking into this 
movie because this movie was 

834
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:02,200
real bad, like I remember 
thinking like this is rough and 

835
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,800
John was like, this is This is 
racist. 

836
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,600
You were telling the early in 
the movie. 

837
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,100
You were like. 
This is not your, like, I'm not 

838
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:12,500
comfortable with this. 
Yeah. 

839
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,000
And I would do. 
Yeah. 

840
00:49:14,008 --> 00:49:16,100
And I was like, well, I think 
it's a Hong Kong dub, but I 

841
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:19,200
looked it up while we were 
watching to confirm because I 

842
00:49:19,207 --> 00:49:21,400
like to be as accurate as 
possible. 

843
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:28,600
And this fucking movie was 
dubbed at writer sound Studios 

844
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:33,000
in Hollywood, California with 
the translation and, and, and 

845
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,900
voiceover work. 
Overseen by one Riley. 

846
00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:40,000
Jackson, mr. 
Riley Jackson. 

847
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:45,700
I am coming for your ass. 
What in the fuck was going on 

848
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:52,500
with this fucking movie? 
What, in God's name made? 

849
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:56,100
You think that you could go full
Mickey, Rooney and Breakfast at 

850
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:59,900
Tiffany's, which is a reference.
I know I continue to make 

851
00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:03,700
because it's one of these 
singularly like most anti-asian 

852
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:09,000
like Moments in American Cinema 
Breakfast at Tiffany's, was what

853
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,700
your God. 
I can look it up. 1 1961. 

854
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,400
Okay, okay, okay, so yeah, it's 
fair for me to keep saying 

855
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,800
because we're now this movie was
brought to the u.s. in 1971. 

856
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,700
So this is a full Ten Years 
After Breakfast at Tiffany's. 

857
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:30,000
And this dude this man must have
bought five tickets to Breakfast

858
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,300
at Tiffany's just for the Mickey
Rooney seats. 

859
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:41,400
Like, This, truly fucking 
disgusting unwashed ass, made 

860
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,200
inless. 
Hope you never reproduce fucking

861
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,700
energy. 
Riley fucking Jess. 

862
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:50,300
I looked up. 
This man's IMDb page. 

863
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:52,600
I was gonna die. 
I'm telling you if it was 

864
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:59,600
possible I would have What in 
the shit? 

865
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,500
The only merciful thing is his 
IMDb page is very short. 

866
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:09,300
He did not get a hand in very 
many movies, presumably because 

867
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:17,500
a crowd of Asian Americans and 
It's the only acceptable 

868
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:21,900
response If the message of this 
movie is to fight back against 

869
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:27,200
your bullies, Riley, fucking 
Jackson is a bully and every 

870
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,000
Asian American and his 
neighborhood. 

871
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:36,200
Deserved at least one good. 
I am, I am. 

872
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,000
What the fuck? 
Yeah, I like clicked through the

873
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,300
English version and like I like 
I said, I had to do like, a 

874
00:51:46,308 --> 00:51:48,100
double take. 
I was like there's no fucking 

875
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:50,500
way that these kids sound like 
this. 

876
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:54,200
In this movie. 
There's no way Jesus fucking 

877
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,700
Christ. 
Like, I'm John. 

878
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,000
So, I was going to say, like, I 
so so when they first started 

879
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,800
talking like, like it really hit
me like, it really not even 

880
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,600
comfortable like when like like 
doing an impression. 

881
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,700
Freshen because it's no, I 
deeply racist, like no, like I 

882
00:52:12,707 --> 00:52:17,500
would have to take myself out 
back, like it really hit me when

883
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:21,300
the two thieves started talking.
Oh, I was like, man. 

884
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:26,400
I was like, oh God. 
This is, this is hmm. 

885
00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:30,200
And it's, so now Derek. 
Now, that you've now that we've 

886
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,100
learned because because we were 
in an impression while we were 

887
00:52:33,100 --> 00:52:36,700
watching it that this was dubbed
in Hong Kong, right? 

888
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,600
And I was like, I'm not going to
judge. 

889
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:41,700
People for whom English is not 
their first language on their 

890
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,900
pronunciation and inflict 
inflections in English. 

891
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:49,100
But know, this shit was done in 
the in California cooking for 

892
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:53,900
Nia in true. 
California liberal fashion like 

893
00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:58,200
just the most deeply fucking 
race this motherfucker. 

894
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,000
Probably thought he was so cool.
Oh my God. 

895
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:08,500
I'm so I'm so done with Riley 
fucking Jackson and writers. 

896
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:14,300
Sound Studios, Jesus Christ. 
I bet this motherfucker, if he's

897
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:18,300
alive today, I bet he would have
voted for Obama for a third 

898
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,400
term. 
You know what I mean? 

899
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:27,200
Like oh, I hate this man. 
I hate this man so much like 

900
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,000
it's actually more my feelings 
on this movie are more 

901
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,100
powerfully affected by that 
Revelation, then by my sleep 

902
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:42,100
paralysis demon me. 
Nia This is why it's been so 

903
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:45,300
important for me. 
When we started Castle Bravo to 

904
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:49,800
watch, every one of these movies
that we could in there Japanese 

905
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:57,600
versions and why, I think every 
movie after this one, I have 

906
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:02,100
sourced Japanese versions of 
unless it's a Hollywood movie, 

907
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,100
right? 
The 1998. 

908
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,300
Godzilla is going to be the 
American version, the legendary 

909
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:10,500
One's Gonna Be the American 
version But we'd seen a couple 

910
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,800
English versions, they've all 
been rough and this is really 

911
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:18,200
the point that really brought me
to a head of exactly how 

912
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:23,500
damaging and racist many of 
these American versions of these

913
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:28,700
movies were and how much they 
fed into Auntie Asian 

914
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:34,500
stereotypes in terms of, you 
know, goofy voices and and, you 

915
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,200
know, speech impediments and so 
on. 

916
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:40,700
And so, So forth. 
And like I'm embarrassed that 

917
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,800
this was a part of my childhood 
and I'm glad we're now going 

918
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,100
back and re correcting it and 
seeing the original versions of 

919
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:51,800
a lot of these movies and seeing
them for the, the work that went

920
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:55,800
into them, basically, instead of
the, the cheap things that they 

921
00:54:55,800 --> 00:55:00,100
were turned into to fill 
Hollywood Video store shelves. 

922
00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:05,200
I'm mad y'all. 
I'm just I'm just like deflated.

923
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:10,500
Yeah, like like I don't ever 
make me do this again so here's 

924
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:15,000
the good thing. 
Okay, you have sat through, not 

925
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,700
only what is generally 
considered the worst Godzilla 

926
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:23,500
movie of all time and a truly 
awful racist version of that as 

927
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:28,400
well. 
But as a reward you're coming 

928
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:32,500
back and season for for one of 
The most beloved, and highly 

929
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,800
respected Godzilla, movies of 
all time. 

930
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,500
That's fantastic Derek because I
cannot do this again. 

931
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,200
You were coming back for a 
movie. 

932
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:43,700
That is known by fans as gmk 
Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah 

933
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:46,100
giant monsters. 
All out attack, it's a stupidly 

934
00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:51,200
long title so that's why people 
just call it gmk, but it is a 

935
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:57,400
fantastic Standalone film. 
That is a really impressive 

936
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:02,400
piece of practical effects work 
for its Time a very serious 

937
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,700
story and very edgy. 
I told you. 

938
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:09,300
That's the one where Godzilla is
a vessel for all the souls of 

939
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:12,700
American and Japanese soldiers 
who died in the Pacific during 

940
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:15,000
World War 2. 
He wasn't already know. 

941
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,500
No Godzilla was originally just 
a representation of, you know, 

942
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:25,300
Atomic power, gone wrong and the
bombings of Hiroshima and 

943
00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:29,400
Nagasaki. 
But like in that movie, 

944
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,000
Godzilla's literally, full Of 
ghosts and it's pretty fucking 

945
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,300
sick, but we'll get to that in 
like two fucking years. 

946
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:39,900
For now, we're here. 
How do y'all feel about this 

947
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:42,400
movie? 
Where's our finals? 

948
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:49,200
I'm trying my best not to feel 
about this movie honestly, you 

949
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:53,600
know, goddamn well. 
How I feel about this movie so 

950
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,100
Derek? 
I got to tell you, um, The 

951
00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:57,900
night. 
We watch that. 

952
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,300
Which was it was what? 
Like, it's Wednesday night. 

953
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:00,800
Yeah. 
Wednesday. 

954
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:03,600
Last Wednesday. 
We watch the movie. 

955
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,900
I was real sad after we after 
after we watch the movie I 

956
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:15,000
poured myself a double and I 
went outside. 

957
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:20,000
It was like say it was like 21 
degrees out. 

958
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:25,400
I went outside barefoot and 
stood in the grass. 

959
00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:29,700
And I drank my double because I 
was conducting an experiment. 

960
00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:35,800
Derek, I wanted to see whether 
or not I could even feel pain 

961
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:40,600
and discomfort whether or not 
Winters by would even affect you

962
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,700
anymore. 
It's so I stood there in the in 

963
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:48,400
the wet grass at night 
20-degree, weather drinking my 

964
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,900
double. 
With no no shoes or socks on 

965
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:56,500
just standing in the grass as 
you can fucking hillbilly. 

966
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,000
What I normally don't do that. 
See that's the thing. 

967
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,900
Like I normally don't do that. 
I was testing myself to see if I

968
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:08,800
could still feel and after a 
while after a while. 

969
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,700
Finally. 
The like I started to feel pain 

970
00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:17,600
in my feet after about maybe 
three hours Hours, 3 hours. 

971
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,500
At that point out there for 
three hours. 

972
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:24,000
Oh, yeah. 
And I started crying because I 

973
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,600
knew that I knew that I knew 
that, no matter how I was 

974
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,000
relieved, it was it was it was 
there were tears of relief 

975
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,900
because I thought to myself, my 
Humanity still here, I can still

976
00:58:35,900 --> 00:58:41,900
feel, I can still, I can still 
feel pain and sorrow and so I 

977
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:45,500
can't I wept a little bit. 
I came back inside and I Lapsed 

978
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:50,500
into Vicki's arms, just sobbing.
And she said, honey, what's 

979
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:55,000
wrong? 
And I said, I said, I'm, it's 

980
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,900
still me. 
I was so afraid that I'd lost an

981
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:02,400
essential part of myself 
tonight, but I'm still here. 

982
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:06,400
It's still me and the dogs ran 
up to me and they didn't know 

983
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:10,300
what was going on. 
Vicki, didn't what was going on?

984
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:14,000
But she was happy that, you 
know, I was still I was still 

985
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:19,900
fundamentally who I woke up that
morning as though I will say 

986
00:59:19,900 --> 00:59:22,900
that. 
As I went to sleep that I had 

987
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:25,500
like, you know, foot warmers on 
to the kind of like fight off 

988
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:28,800
the frostbite that it said, in 
standing in the grass. 

989
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,100
I thought to myself long and 
hard I thought, you know, even 

990
00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:38,000
though, I even though, I feel 
like I passed the test and I, 

991
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,500
you know, I'm fundamentally, I 
fundamentally remained John I 

992
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:47,500
still feel like the John that 
the John that sat down at that 

993
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:52,100
computer, who watched that movie
sort like I don't want to say 

994
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:59,900
died but but sort of I guess 
faded away into the either and 

995
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:05,000
the John that re-emerged an hour
and 10 minutes later was a 

996
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,000
little wiser a little more 
introspective. 

997
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:14,700
A little sadder but also at the 
end of the day a little more 

998
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:19,300
hope because I figured no matter
what I do with my life. 

999
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:24,500
Nothing could be as 
gut-wrenching and painful as 

1000
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,100
that experience. 
What? 

1001
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,700
I don't want to warn everyone 
out there might consider 

1002
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:34,500
watching Godzilla's Revenge in 
the future, what will happen to 

1003
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,000
you is? 
In fact, Godzilla's Revenge, I 

1004
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
don't know what we did. 
You deserve it? 

1005
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,700
I don't know. 
I don't know why he decided to. 

1006
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,400
I don't know why he decided that
we deserved this. 

1007
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,900
I don't know why he decided that
we needed this, but he it's out 

1008
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:54,100
there and I want you to know 
that that there are. 

1009
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,900
I've started a support group you
can. 

1010
01:00:56,900 --> 01:01:01,600
It's it's a survivors of 
Godzilla's Revenge dot dot org. 

1011
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:05,500
There's a forum. 
You can visit other people like 

1012
01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:11,200
you who have watched this. 
Tin Can can post and and like 

1013
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,900
talk each other through their 
troubles, it's a safe space for 

1014
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:21,600
anybody who has, who has 
experienced, you know, and even 

1015
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:25,100
my brain has actually blocked 
the memory of that creatures 

1016
01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:27,000
name. 
I'm going to buy survivors of 

1017
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,400
Godzilla's Revenge.com and just 
redirected to your Twitter 

1018
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,300
profile. 
That's fine. 

1019
01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:35,800
That's fine. 
If you're on Twitter and you're 

1020
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,300
hearing this, you can always and
You've seen Godzilla's Revenge 

1021
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:41,000
in your and you think it might 
be in the room with you? 

1022
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:45,200
Then any given time? 
Let me know will first call the 

1023
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,400
authorities. 
Call them that Godzilla's 

1024
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,800
Revenge is somewhere in the 
house. 

1025
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:54,700
You don't know where and lock, 
you know, locked yourself in a 

1026
01:01:54,707 --> 01:02:01,200
secure room and shoot me a DM. 
I can, I can help you talk. 

1027
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,500
I can help talk. 
That's how I feel about 

1028
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,300
Godzilla. 
Charlotte. 

1029
01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:06,000
Did you have an existential 
crisis? 

1030
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:15,900
No, I just read it sucked but 
I've okay, it's fully admit 

1031
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,100
while I did not question my 
Humanity. 

1032
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,500
There was a part of me that 
worried that when I went to 

1033
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:28,200
sleep, that night, I would open 
my eyes in the dream world. 

1034
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,400
And I would see mean you waiting
for me on Monster Island and I'm

1035
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:38,300
just glad that didn't happen. 
I I edited this movie because 

1036
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:42,100
there was no, like, Blu-ray 
release of Godzilla's Revenge, 

1037
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,900
the American cut. 
So, I went through the process 

1038
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:47,500
of like re cutting and putting 
the new audio track, like 

1039
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:52,200
remastering the audio track. 
You know, somebody out there had

1040
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:56,200
done like a, an HD re-edit that 
had like a re-creation of the 

1041
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:00,200
opening and ending credits that 
I cribbed alongside like footage

1042
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:04,500
from a JAP like I put work. 
Into creating and destroying. 

1043
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:08,400
I don't think I can because I 
think it contains a part of my 

1044
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,000
soul now. 
So I have the world's only 

1045
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,700
Blu-ray quality copy of the 
English version of this movie 

1046
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,400
and I don't like that. 
But here we are. 

1047
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,200
I'm going to lock it away. 
Do we have anything else? 

1048
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:31,300
Jesus Christ. 
That thank fucking God, is a 

1049
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:34,800
wrap on this episode. 
Thank you all so much for 

1050
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,600
joining us on our journey so 
far. 

1051
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:42,200
John you got any pluggable? 
Yeah actually everything I use 

1052
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:47,300
my computer my place shut the 
fuck up social media links. 

1053
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:51,800
Oh okay. 
Yeah you can follow me at 

1054
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:59,600
magitek Dad where I talk about 
Video games and Bully bad people

1055
01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:07,800
and you can also find me therapy
for having watched Godzilla's. 

1056
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:12,900
Oh God. 
Same you can follow us on 

1057
01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:16,300
Twitter. 
Maybe for not much longer for 

1058
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:18,200
more of our sparkling 
personalities. 

1059
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:20,200
I'm at Derby City. 
Derek? 

1060
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:25,700
I'm at this Arrow complex. 
We didn't do one of these. 

1061
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:31,400
No, we gave up yeah. 
So I didn't get the spell it 

1062
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,500
because I only do it on odd. 
Numbered episodes. 

1063
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,900
I'm not scared. 
We gotta stick to the odd 

1064
01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:37,700
numbers, right? 
Yeah. 

1065
01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:40,600
And you can follow the show 
itself at Castle Bravo. 

1066
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,800
Pod for production updates. 
Take care, everyone. 

1067
01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:46,300
Don't watch. 
Godzilla's Revenge. 

1068
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,300
Castle Bravo is a production of 
Derek Van Dyke and Charlotte 

1069
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:53,100
landel. 
All editing is performed by 

1070
01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:58,100
Derek Van Dyke special thanks to
Kiri a Lamont for our art assets

1071
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,300
and to David Van Dyke for our 
theme song pools of memory.