Hello and welcome to another episode of Old Faces.
We're your hosts, Mr. And Missus Mocha.
That was a really sad one. So we we got it done right.
We got it done right. I.
Should be more excited, right? Yeah, so I mean, I'll be excited
when you tell me. What are we talking about
tonight, baby? Splash Mocha.
OK. It's almost time.
I've been counting down the days to when I get to see my hoes my
few times a year. Hoes.
Countdown Countdown the days to Dick time.
Yes, yes, that's awesome all. Right, so you know what's the
what's your? Some When are you going, Mr.
Mocha? The highlight What'd you say?
When do you When are you going? Well you know I always get there
Tuesday night to start setup so. I think you should adjust your
mic. For some reason you sound no no
no like move your mic closer to you because you sound usually
louder than that. Is that better?
Yeah, I think so. So you're going Tuesday night?
So yeah, I'll get in Tuesday night and start start doing
setup. And it always really depends
Tuesday, Wednesday night. It just depends upon what we can
get done Tuesday and Wednesday. So, you know, I'll be there, you
know, either working or or having fun, I don't know.
I think you're going to do hotivities.
Hotivities. Yes, hotivities at the hotel.
Yeah, I feel like. I like hotivities.
You're really good at being I heard sometimes though.
Did you drop something? Oh, sorry.
I think my toe was in it. So to all that everybody that's
out there that hasn't been to slash Mocha, it is coming up in
Atlanta this week and I am fucking ecstatic.
Ecstatic. Sorry, Mr. Mocha distracts me
when he is on podcast because he I think he might be a little ADD
because he can't keep his hand still.
And what he does is he'll go from like screen to screen while
we're doing it. And it just strikes me a little
bit. And then he'll say keep talking.
I can't do it. Keep talking.
I can't. So Mr. Moko will be there a
little earlier than me. I will not be there till
Wednesday because since it's in our home city this time and I
have to actually work, which kind of sucks but that's OK.
At least he'll get some free time for hotivities before I get
there. I.
Like cultivities? 'Cause sometimes I, I do say, I
would say I do take over our room a little bit 'cause I think
at one of them, oh, 'cause I didn't get to nap when I was a
little grumpy and we missed the whole night.
Do you remember that one? Oh yeah, I definitely remember
that one. I felt bad.
I felt, I felt kind of bad. But you know, it is how it is
what it is. But I'm super excited.
I'm feeling good. I had another procedure last
week so that I would be ready for this week.
So nothing can be broken. Well, I, I was a little broken
after Houston and then New Year's.
We were like slower. We slowed down on doing stuff.
I think we didn't do as much on New Year's as we did it in
Houston. No, I think, but you had a lot
of fun in the years. Though, Oh yeah, 'cause I was in
Jigga and his wife's room and they had an orgy both nights,
they just kind of let me jump in uninvited.
He opened the door and let me in.
But, and we know them too, they're really cool.
I think they're actually going to be at this mocha too.
Really. I didn't.
Know that I think so maybe not maybe it's just the other couple
that was in the room, but I'm getting excited.
I also I'm going to see Mr. Mocha scrolling through Twitter.
I'm going to see black muscle freak again.
He's going to be there. LJ yeah, he's going to be there
right. Not do video.
I I think Missus Mocha's definitely.
She's got the kid in the candy shop.
Look right now she is excited and ready to go.
I am. I've been ready to go since last
week. I was like tried to spread out
all my appointments and sorry that just so the people that out
of towners that are coming in, the pollen here is terrible
right now. Mr. Mocha's voice was like
crackly a few days back, and today mine keeps going in and
out. I don't think it was pollen, I
think it was a ragweed. Is that not the same thing?
It's a different allergen, you know, pollen.
When we get pollen, everything turns all yellow and green.
The cars have been yellow. Did you see it after before it
tornadoed here Oh and by the way to all the out of towners, just
think Mother Nature because she came through yesterday.
We hope everyone's safe, but she came through yesterday and saved
us our No tornadoes for Mocha weekend.
That would be a sad time. Remember the year that it snowed
here? Yeah.
I think it was the very first
like Mocha that Atlanta had, and it snowed.
Yeah, I remember. I remember it was cold as shit
because I had to be at the front door.
Yeah, me too, 'cause I remember Wayne gave me the heater, 'cause
I was freezing the whole time. We were all freezing.
Yeah, so good news for the out of towners.
I don't know what the weather is going to be, but I think the
Tornadoes are gone. So that was insane last night.
Yeah, yeah, we, we, we didn't get a tornado at our house, but
we definitely sounded like, you know, the.
It was going crazy, yeah. The the, the rain and the wind.
So we went to the basement and, you know, I figured, you know,
if it's gonna tear the house down, fuck, at least I'm gonna
go to sleep. Yeah, we took a nap.
What is the that from that movie?
If I die, I die. I did all the stuff I can do,
you know, now we're in a quote UN quote safe space and I'm
going to sleep. Yeah, but I did have to get up
and go to work this morning, so. At least you slept in for you,
yeah? Yeah.
So Mr. Mocha has gotten warmed up for his activities already,
and I got warmed up last week. Yeah, you got warmed up by some
people before you go. I got warmed up.
That means you had sex with people other than me, Daddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I didn't know the warm
up was. I don't think his brain is a
lot. No, no, my brain is definitely I
had to get all, I had to get everything done before Mocha.
So like literally today is Sunday, I've got one more
project to finish tomorrow, and then I go to Mocha on Tuesday.
So, you know, my brain is still a little, a little MO fuzzy.
Like vanilla fuzzy? No, no, it's not vanilla fuzzy
like I'm always ready to fuck. It's just.
Yeah. My synapse synapses aren't
firing as fast as usual. Why are you using so many big
words today? Ragweed synapsis, Like what else
are we throwing out there today? Clearly I need to get my Google
translator out before we have podcasts.
Just saying so many big words, Mr. Mocha.
That's OK, I'll allow it today. So we, I, I had, I actually had
someone reach out to me like last week about what we are
going to podcast about at Mocha. So that would be to be announced
unless Mr. Mocha has some ideas. He usually does.
But we'll, we will make sure we have something good for while we
were there. That because the live audiences
are always, always make things easier and more fun just because
we're, they're more interactive. People can jump in if they want
to or not or whatever. But we are really excited.
About maybe we should explain, you know, like kind of start
from the beginning. For those who maybe don't know
Mocha is So how do you what do you describe Mocha splash Mocha
to be? What is your?
I don't want to keep saying what I always say.
Well, but somebody may not have listened to.
Swimming in a sea of Dicks. Well, I mean, you can be, you
know. Or you can.
Start. You know, start.
We can backstroke through them or you can breaststroke through
them. Whatever your swim style is,
that's it. Whatever your dynamic is.
Is hot hot wife cook holding? Most of the single males are
black males. Just kind of an event for hot
wives. What is Hot Wife's tag?
I mean, I'd say it's predominantly an interracial
convention. Oh, OK.
With I. Didn't know.
Your focus, you know, like for someone who's never been it's,
I'd say it's like a interracial convention.
Obviously, everyone is welcome to come, but it also focuses on
having a large group of single males, predominantly single
black males. And you know, all the guys that
go through a vetting process where you know, Dmitry has a
conversation, talks to them. Just make sure that you know,
they have that, that they understand the rules and that
they're respectful. Same thing for couples.
Couples when they are signing up, you know, they also do
actually speak to someone, you know, just to help them
understand what they're getting, what they're in for.
And the cool thing about it is you have a variety of different
guys with different styles, different sizes, different ages.
So it's someone there for everyone.
And the beauty is like all the guys, the different guys like
different women. Like there's no one type that
the guys are looking for and there is no one type of guy that
you're going to find when you go there.
So if you've never been, I would definitely recommended, I like
Mocha because it kind of it it it helps people who's got the
fear of a bunch of single guys. It helps them kind of get rid of
that fear because you go into an environment with single guys who
are, you know, respectful and assertive and charming because
you're in an environment where you are looking for someone to
say respectfully, hi, how are you, my name is blah, blah,
blah. You know, would you be
interested in having a conversation?
Would. You like to eat my ass?
Would I have personally never walked up to a woman to ask if
she want to? Eat my ass.
No, no, I'm I was saying for me. Oh.
OK, I would think that that's not your thing.
Yeah, I imagine that if a single dude walked up to you and asked
if, you know, you like to eat his ass, you might definitely
not want to meet any more single guys.
Some people are intrigued. You never.
Know I would not toss the dice on this.
I'm just thinks of who's going to be OK.
I'm completely being sarcastic everyone.
Introduction. Yeah, yeah, I know.
I mean, I agree, everybody's really that I've never, we've
never had any run insurance with anyone being disrespectful or,
you know, I'm not saying it never happens, but you know,
because it's just a large hotel of people.
So it's there's going to be things that happen, but not I
haven't encountered it yet. And we've been to several so far
it's been like Mr. Mocha said, it's it's a good event for
single males and couples and there are a few select single
females, but it's a good time. That's all I can say.
I I always called this this time like that's why we're I'm kind
of like monotone today and trying to save my voice because
I might have strep Dick after the weekend.
I'm hoping anyways, fingers crossed a whole.
Strep Dick. Strep Dick.
You know where you've sucked so many Dicks like that, your
throat is sore so you feel like you have strep throat.
I'm telling you what it is you said.
You know when you suck nothing. I got nothing.
I remember Mocha Houston. I did somebody took a video with
me like the very last day and I sounded so raspy like worse than
now but like so raspy from strep pain.
It was nice though. I like go home with all the good
memories like the bruises and like why is my neck sore and why
do I feel like I just rode 65 roller coasters this week?
Oh so it's not actually like strep is just your throat is
sore from? Yeah, and it feels like strep
throat because you, I mean, after you shove so many objects
down there to the back of your throat, it's eventually gonna
get sore and stretched out a little bit.
And you know, I wouldn't say that.
I mean, there's a lot of well endowed down men there, I'll say
that. So I wouldn't say that that
that's an issue. But I mean, I was like I said, I
always call this the calm before the storm because I do always
need like a Mr. Mocha knows I need like a social recharge
before we actually get there. Like, I'm excited to be there,
but you know, I, I kind of like to just chill on the sofa and
watch TV endlessly and think about all the penises I'm going
to take while we're there and then and you know, of course,
snuggle with Mr. Mocha 'cause he gives me.
Like what? What would it be?
Pre care in aftercare, Free pre mocha care.
I get rid of pep talk. Now you're really good about
like giving me being very attentive, though, like I think
we don't talk about that. Like everybody talks about
aftercare, but not about like what do you do before Mocha to
get like prepared? You know what I mean?
And for me personally, like I, you know, Mr. Mocha knows me.
He knows I need to I need to be quiet.
Like will I go get some Dick? Yes, but it'll it's like 1.
I can't go do like groups right before a big group like I
couldn't go to. We haven't really been to any
parties before We we go to like Mocha.
We usually I'll do like individual Dicks.
Yeah, yeah, I got you. Yeah.
Before. So yeah, yeah.
So I mean, I think, like I think it is important before an event
like this for me to spend time with her.
And I cannot say not culture up, but, you know, just get her.
Get her. You're my hype man.
Yeah, you are my hype man. And, and, and I have to go into
it and put her in the right mind state so she can go in and be
comfortable to have a good time. Because you're right, that is
something a lot of couples neglect to talk about.
You hear people speak of aftercare all the time.
But when you are part of a couple, especially going to a
place where you know your your wife is going to be getting.
Dick down all weekend. Dick down all weekend.
It is very important, at least in my my opinion, that she's in
the right headspace to enjoy yourself.
Because if she's concerned that you know her husband is not
emotionally secure enough for her to do this, then she's going
to go in and hold back. And what's the point of her
going into a party to this event, getting Dick butt holding
herself back because she's worried about hurting my
feelings or worried about if I'm going to be comfortable or not.
So before any big event, it's very important for me to make
her comfortable, hype her up and show her that yes, I do want you
to go out there and get. Premium.
Yeah, and get some premium penis for a few days.
What? Was the other one that the
monstrous meat? What was the other like phrase
we heard the other day? Magnificent meat, that's what it
was. Magnificent meat, Yeah.
Something. Like that it was magnificent
meat in premium pain. But yeah, I mean, you do do that
for me and I try to do that for you.
You know, I think I feel like men and women alike both require
attention. It's just a different type of
attention that's needed. And like, we don't, we see each
other at the events, but you know, we don't connect the whole
time that we're there, if that makes sense.
We're not disconnected because it's always where are you?
What are you doing? We have we, you know, in
passing, we I. Mean it's just we're, we're each
other wing men. So yeah, we are very connected
throughout the event because we're constantly, you know, it's
kind of like, we'll get together, we'll huddle up.
She's like going to get some Dick cool, break, boom, go, you
know, then she'll, you know, send me text messages, you know,
great Dick, you know, meet me here so I can tell you about it
or. Guess what I did?
Daddy exactly. Stuff like.
That so. So I mean, I think we stay very
connected. We're never really disconnected,
but I think that there's moments where we can we start off, we go
in separate directions, we meet back in the middle, huddle up
and we continue to do that. So it's, that's part of our
excitement being able to, I know she's over here, she knows I'm
over here. And then afterward we kind of
meet and look at each other and give it the thumbs up or the
thumbs down or yeah. And then, you know, we have
things for us to talk about that at the end of the night at some
point, whether it's these days, usually I'm in the bed first.
But you know, her coming back to the room afterwards excited, you
know, telling me what she did or.
Eating my sandwich at 5:00 AM with the flashlight so that I
don't wake you up. Because I still get up early.
Yeah, generally in the mornings I'll get up and we'll, I'll go
down, you know, to the area for setup and things like that.
But it is always fun to get up because I'm, I'm restless in the
morning. Once I'm up, I'm up.
So I'll leave the room and she'll text me when she wakes
up. Good morning.
Then I go back up to the room. And then she gets to tell me
about her night, at which point there's a chance that I'll stick
my Dick in there a little bit. Like that one time where you
told me that you just so usually like we have two full size, what
are they queen size beds and it's just best that we don't try
to sleep together in those queen size beds.
We tried the one like the first night, but Mr. Mocha is very
hot, and I mean including sexy hot, but like, his body's like a
fucking heater. So we were laying against each
other's back. So the first night, the first
night we had two beds and I'm like, these beds are too fucking
small. So I get in the other bed and oh
daddy, you're not going to sleep with me, OK?
This time. No, I'm talking about the first
time. Yeah, the first time.
Yeah, first time. But Houston, I absolutely don't
know. I.
Climbed into the bed with her and I didn't say anything at
all. And then once we were sticking
together the next day, she's like, yeah, maybe it's a good
idea if we. Sleep in your own bed, yeah.
Yeah, you sleep in your own bed, we'll fuck and then we'll
separate so that we don't, you know, because at home we got a
huge king size bed and I heat up the whole fucking bed.
So you you want to get into a full?
What are those two full sizes? They're Queens.
They're 2 Queens, Yeah, but I mean we've.
Those like mini Queens. House did we go to I?
Don't think those those are princesses.
Whose house did we go to that we slept in a queen size bed and we
were like what the fuck we're so spoiled.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were at somebody'd house.
Anyways, Long story short. So then we were in.
It was either Houston or New Year's.
I think it was Houston because we've had the same queen size
beds at each hotel. But either way, Mr. Mocha was
the opposite because I told him I was like, you know, oh, and
we're sleeping in separate beds all week.
And he was like, oh, no, we don't have to.
And so the first night he got in my bed up quotations, I'm
holding up quotation fingers. He got in the bed with me and
same shit, different day. We're sticking to each other
because we both sleep naked. So he's sweating and we're
sticking to each other's back. Yeah.
But though one night I think I came in at like 3:00 in the
morning and then showered because I'd been a whore.
Think someone creampied me. I don't know.
A lot of things happened. Just joking, but I thought he
was asleep. But then he, he like kind of
opened one eye and was put his arm around me or whatever.
And then the next thing you know, we were fucking and I was
like, oh, OK, OK, he's awake now.
I felt like she might need some Dick.
I always need some Dick. I feel like I'm on 900 there.
It's like it's like there's so many like groups and stuff that
we're in and different places that we've talked to people
where we've out. Like there there's a come down
off of it like you almost. It's like coming down off of a a
week long high more or less because when you get home,
you're so excited about what you did there.
We're going to post smoko, but you get you get so excited about
what you did there. I mean, when I get home, I'm
trying to fuck everything walking at least for the first
like 2 weeks. I'm texting all my dudes like
hey, what's up? Or are we good?
Like you want to come over, you know, stuff like that.
But you know, this year for Atlanta, I decided to do a
little different. I usually don't have any play
dates before Mocha or I haven't been more recently, but I plan
on doing that this week. I feel like it's a good warm up
it that and Mr. Mocha like put me in the their right headspace
to get there to be there and like be completely 100% on So
because there are a few times that I've just had to go like
sit in the room and just like. Should get in her head.
She she gets overwhelmed with all the all the options and she
she's very much a pleaser. Sometimes she's like, oh, you
know, there there's four guys who wants to play and I don't
want to tell anybody no. And I'm like, well, either a
take them all at once or tell somebody gotta wait.
I'm her dad. You know, sometimes she will,
you know, just kind of get into the headspace.
And so now it's trying to mentally prepared.
And then we just have fun. Like we have fun talking about
it. We have fun, you know, leading
up to it. Yeah.
Once we get there, after she's, you know, played the first time,
after I've played the first time, the exciting thing to me
is just that it's a very strange thing when you're talking to
your wife, like one of your boys about who you play with, who you
want to play with, how much, how excited it was, and vice versa.
It's also, I mean just the whole environment is stimulating, just
socializing and socializing with people that are like minded.
I mean, you don't, I don't ever have a filter, but I mean, you
don't have to have any type of filter.
It's not, you know, it's not your regular vacation where you
still got to, you know, stand out in public and talk to
regular. You know, I don't want to say
regular people. Well, we're not really regular
people. But what do you call them?
Vanilla, Vanilla people. I can't think.
But but what is he doing? He's snoring.
I'm sorry. I think the dog snoring in case
he's on the floor rolling around making noises.
But I mean even down to like being at Mocha just hearing
people fucking in the room next to you till 5 AMI.
Don't know who was next to us last time but Lord I was like I
just need to take a nap. You've definitely had some
nights where you were keeping people up so.
First of all, I recall one night that I was probably keeping
people up because you violently wanted to have sex because I
think you went upstairs on to Mike's podcast.
Oh, came down drunk. It now well yeah, you always
come down drunk but yes you did come down drunk but.
I'm telling you, it's Mike's mission to get me fucked up
every single time. I literally know I said last
time I was like, I'm going to be asleep, but that was the time
you text me and said, what are you doing?
And I didn't tell you that was fucking.
Oh, yeah, Yeah. And then I said I'm fucked.
I'm I was fucking a whole room. Remember that was when some girl
was there. Yeah, yeah.
So anyways, they're just like Mr. Mocha said to.
It's so nice to, I think we even more this week kind of just
talked about some challenges that I was having with someone
and he was able to give me like some manly insight on how to
deal with the situation because it's a new situation for me
because we've kind of stretched our boundaries more so since
like since I've got sick, like we've just.
Since you've gotten better. Yeah, since I've gotten better,
we've explored new things. Yeah, for for Mrs. Mocha, it's
it's enjoying. Once she kind of got out of
that, just show up in fuck stage, which lasts a very long
time. You know she like I don't want.
My lifestyle, career. Fuck, you know, now that she's
kind of now that she's not kind of she's absolutely to the place
where she's able to appreciate the, you know, conversation and
interaction because talking to people, interacting with people
on a different level and a higher level makes the
experience better. Because when it's just show up
and fuck, it's just a physical thing when it's you've had
conversations, somebody comes over, hangs out at the house,
hangs out with us. It it, it changes the experience
and misses. Milk is always a very cautious
person because number one, she don't want to give anybody else
the wrong impression. And so she's always super, super
guarded. So lately it's been like, hey,
just just do it feels good. Don't, don't second guess
yourself. Just have a good time.
And that's been, I mean, that's been fun.
Our connection to this, I don't want to say this week, I'm just
saying pre mocha connection has also been really good because I
mean, even the other day he was getting ready to go on a play
date and he said to me like, it's amazing that you're in here
putting lotion on my back for me to go fuck somebody else.
And it, I mean, it's, it feels good to, to have the type of
relationship that we have. And I actually have just like 2
vanilla friends that know about us.
And they say like that they envy what we have.
So I think a lot of people, I don't want to say a lot of
people there are people that take advantage of what they have
in lifestyle. Because this one of my
particular vanilla friends today was talking about like she was
talking to some family members and that her she didn't, she
didn't know that she wasn't really that vanilla because she
said that her vanilla family members were basically like
chastising her for buying sex toys to play with her own
husband. So anyways, I don't want to get
too far off track because I don't want to bore anybody, but
it's just it feels good to do all of this is like if I had a
wish every single time. I wish that we could go up to
Mocha like this every time. Not that we don't.
We always have that part of our relationship all the time.
But sometimes if we go into Mocha like too busy, I'm trying
to say it the right way. If we're both just overwhelmed
with work or kids stuff or, you know, whatever else it is, it's
I can't say it takes the fun away.
It doesn't. It takes longer for it takes
longer to settle into the experience in Mocha.
Yes, you know, and that's I think also.
It's hard to switch over from that to to just full on horror
mode, yeah. You know your head, right?
It's like, it's like when you you've worked all day long and
then you walk into a house and everybody's like talking and
laughing and you're just trying to reset your brain that that's
how it is often. And, and I do think that
lifestyle, it doesn't matter how long you've been together, how
long you been together and the lifestyle is a thing.
And then every year that you're together, you change as a couple
for the for for better, good, bad or different.
You change you, you, you're constantly evolving, you're
constantly growing. And I love the way our growth
feels. And what's interesting to me is
every single year it seems better.
Like every year I feel like, man, we can't get.
Yeah, we can't. We can't.
I'll never be closer or we'll never be more open.
And every year we find that, yes, there, there are more.
There are more places within your partner that you can
discover. There are more depths that you
and your partner can go to and you can continue to to really,
really merge with each other. And I think right now we're just
at that place where it's so much fun.
So so much fun just watching and sitting back and you know, her
making up for lost time when she was wasn't fucking and.
I know like no one will believe me, but I've actually let come
to terms with like, no, I don't want to say come to terms.
That sounds terrible. But I know that my husband loves
me and I know that intimacy is way more than sex.
So I don't get in my head. I used to get in my head at
Mocha because we didn't have sex for a whole week, but you're
having sex with everybody else. You know what I mean?
And and it wasn't intentional. It was the same as if we're at
home working jobs like and you know, you have other stuff going
on like it's not intentional. We have to sleep at some point
in time. And now if he doesn't, you.
Know and my my male member does not recharge and rejuvenate the
way the vagina does. And start spiking you with
Viagra while you're there. Go ahead, I'm gonna take it out
on you. Not sad, but yeah, I, I feel
like I I had to get over that was like one of my biggest
hurdles at Mocha I think was just us not having a sexual
reconnect. But now, because we are doing
not because now I realize we were doing all these other
things, but those were, those things should have kept us
connected. It doesn't.
It didn't always have to be sex. Was it sex?
Did I want sex with other men? Absolutely.
But do I require that from him now without getting upset?
Absolutely not. Because we're there for the same
reason. He's trying to get some pussy,
I'm trying to get some Dick. And it will fuck each other when
we get back home. You know, like I.
Mean we don't. We have never ever ever ever not
had sex at a mocha. Daddy, that's not what I was
saying. No, no, no.
I'm sorry if it came up. No.
No, no, just to clear, like we've never not had sex at
Mocha, but there was a time where it's like, OK, I think
that she felt like I should be able to have equal amount of sex
with her. So you know, she went and fucked
5 dudes and I went and fucked 2 chicks.
We should be connecting and there's like, hey my I don't
recharge like you do, you know, vagina is an endless resource.
And there was a time she's like, Oh, well, you know, is he
putting himself? Yes, sorry you're such a jacked
as a dog putting himself to bed. But so I think that there was
that time when it was for her just worrying that that need for
the sexual confirmation. And it was like, OK, look at the
type of conversation we're having.
Look at how much fun we're having, You know, look at the
games that we're playing. We're literally texting each
other dorm mocha. Like, you know, we're, we're,
we're two, you know, we're two schoolgirls.
Like we're, we're texting, we're laughing, you know, I'm standing
over the balcony looking down at her, flirting with some dude,
texting her. I see you, you know, or her say,
you know, it's just a different games that we played and and I
think once she saw how many other levels we were connecting
on, I think that that kind of made things more comfortable
because it's not like I said, it's not that we didn't have sex
in mocha. We definitely had sex at every
mocha but we just it wasn't like one for one.
I wasn't expecting one for one. Now you're being overly really
dramatic. I.
Mean I'm just like it wasn't. Like more like we wouldn't have
sex like Thursday to Friday or Thursday through Saturday.
Like we get there Tuesday. There was a few times I think
Mr. Mocha, he, I think Mr. Mocha is going to have to mention when
he gets older because he forgets everything.
I think Missus Molk forgot when she was.
Well, yeah, I was on that alcohol too.
Blame it on the alcohol, absolutely.
But yeah, I mean, either way, like I, I'm not saying that we
just never had sex, but for me, it was important for us to
reconnect that way. But now I don't freak out if
that doesn't happen. I mean, I can't expect him to be
a machine 'cause he's not in his 20s anymore.
I'm sorry, that was you. Just kidding.
That's alright. That is OK.
I I know this Dick is getting old.
Baby I. Love that old Dick.
And so do the Internet start pimping you out?
But anyways. But yeah, I just feel like
there's a with having a lot of thoughts about Mocha today and
just what the things that we do like leading up to it and wanted
to maybe give some tips to our listeners or people that even
this is not just for mocha. This is just, you know, this
could be any hotel event, a large event, you know, take some
naps beforehand maybe for sure. Like don't wear yourself out day
one, you know, take it, take a nap during the event if you need
to. You're not going to miss
anything. And just I don't know how we
always, we always rest beforehand.
Yeah, we've done a lot better since we've been doing it more.
We've been resting before. I don't want to say resting Mr.
Mocha is literally will sit down, close his eyes for 5
minutes and be like, oh God, how long was I asleep?
And I'm like 5 minutes Daddy. He's like, I feel so recharged.
I wouldn't be fucking mad if I had a 5 minute nap and someone
woke me up. But we're, you know, we're
different in that aspect, but. But definitely.
You know, hydrate yourself. To recharge, yeah.
And everyone says pace yourself, pace yourself, pace yourself.
And that is the thing, I think, I think some people feel like
the Dick or the pussy's going to run out.
It's not. It's not going to run out.
It's still going to be there. Are worn out and maybe needs a
break. And I'll tell the fellas this
for sure, don't you? Getting exhausted does not help
you. Also, I know that there's
there's always going to be that one woman who you really want to
play with. You want to play with her so
bad, and then you want to play with her so bad, and you just
play with somebody else. And you finally get that chance
and you go up there and you subject her to 30 minutes of
sucking on a limp Dick. Don't do it.
Yeah, just just say, just say I really want to play with you at
the moment. I need to recharge and I don't
want to perform poorly with you. So you know, I and I think that.
We listen and we don't judge. And, and they understand it
because enough women have had a guy who they want to play with
come in and limp Dick him for 30 minutes to when you have a
conversation and they will tell you, I would have rather that
guy just said, let's wait then come in and you know, make her
suck your Dick for 30 minutes and or, you know, you lick her
pussy until your tongue falls off and she's hoping for some
meat. So don't do that to yourself.
And like Mrs. Mocha said, definitely hydrate, hydrate,
hydrate, hydrate. You're drinking a lot of
alcohol. For those who do drink alcohol
drink I usually we always have bottles of water in our room and
I try to smash as many bottles of water as I can throughout the
event because. For the ladies though, just a
little female tip also keep you from getting a UTI.
You're having sex with a lot of Dicks.
There's a lot of bacteria like drink water helps a lot, take
your vitamins, do whatever you do.
I have like a whole regimen. If anybody ever wants to know, I
will tell you what I do. Pee after every play session.
Yeah, yeah. I mean like that part, but I'm
saying like all the vitamins and stuff that I take.
But yeah, I mean, just, you know, make sure everybody has
their Lube. Make sure you you know, I.
So I just have to say this aloud, OK, I probably shouldn't.
Hopefully person doesn't listen to this, but we met someone at
one of the mochas and he'd never used Lube before.
Suppose Allegedly. OK, I was trying to think of it.
Allegedly, I was trying to think of the word.
His poor Dick was raw by the end of the weekend, but he still
wanted to play. So I was like, OK, because you
know, like condoms, rope guys, Dicks raw.
But like, guys, it's OK to use Lube.
Like you're not going to offend me.
Just make sure you ask the lady what Lube they can use.
But so I gave this guy some Mallow Lube and he was like, Oh
my God, my Dick feels brand new. Well, that's so weird.
I was like, do you not ever use Lube?
And he was like, no. I was so, like, flabbergasted by
that. Yeah, just because of like the
condoms. Like even if, even if you're
like playing raw, 'cause there are people there that do that.
If you're playing raw, it might be fine.
Wet pussy. But I know condoms drive me out
like, super bad. Why are you making a face?
No. I'm Mr. Mocha looked like he had
his eyes closed, like he was in the total judge judgement zone.
But yeah, like, don't be afraid to Lube it up, guys, It's OK.
Don't tear yourself up because you know and also that's what
makes pussy sore and makes them hurt you.
Don't stop and live it up. Yeah, yeah.
Sometimes I wonder that like I'm.
Like, do you like what? How is it that you make the
fire? Oh.
Yeah, with the. Two sticks together.
Yeah, a little friction there. Yeah.
I don't want a friction burn like especially if you've been
playing and there's some ladies who will, will definitely.
They're like they're, they're soldiers, 'cause they'll let
some guy fuck him when it's damn near dry.
It's like a little brush fire happening down there.
I'm like, no, I need to preserve my.
Premium paint. Magnificent meat.
I'm dead, Siren says I need to take more time outside Mocha.
And I haven't stopped playing since the last Mocha.
And I I mean, we haven't, we don't stop playing by any means.
We still, you know, do our regular stuff.
We just don't do as much. Like I'm not trying to stay out
till one or two in the morning and then get up and go to work
because I'm still working and then just try to go to Mocha
because ask Mr. Mocha the last mocha 2 mochas.
I haven't come to bed till like 5:00 in the morning.
Let me just tell everyone that not drinking alcohol has only
enhanced my staying up skills because when we're home.
And her remembering skills. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
true. That's true.
I think Mr. MOC is happier about sober meat.
Oh yeah. She's she's not as wild, but
I'll get there. Oh, no, you did.
No, the wild didn't. No, no, you're definitely wild.
That's not a problem. It is good to, you know, 'cause
there's always back when she was drinking, she there's always
this point where she just kind of, I could look at her and
like, Yep, she's checked out. She is checked out.
Whoopsies. Sorry, but yeah, I like there's
you know, take care of yourself before you get there.
And like, like we said, this is not even just for Mocha.
This is just at any large event, you know for it's.
Daytime sleep too. Yeah, daytime sleep is a thing.
You know, daytime sleep is great, especially if you want
to. Everybody knows when their best
time of day is. If you plan on partying at night
and going, you know, to the ballrooms and dancing, rest,
take a nap and you know, come back down fresh.
I definitely recommend ladies bring your glass dildos.
Put those things in a little refrigerator there, or put them
in the ice bucket. Also I will post on our O faces
page but I found these. How do you say hyaluronic acid?
What are they called? The little things I have in the
refrigerator. I'll bring them some mocha for
anyone that's interested. They're bonafide something is
the name. The brand of it is called
bonafide. But they lit they have almond
oil that hydrolonic acts, not hydrolonic higher, higher
boronic acid. And like just they don't have a
lot of ingredients in them. And it's literally the only
thing that I can put up there. But I know I was like praising
honeypot before, but honeypot changed their recipe.
For anybody that consistently listens to the podcast, they
don't know what I'm talking about.
But these are not boric acid. It's something different.
And my vagina has stayed wet and nothing has hurt.
I haven't had like BV or any kind of crazy anything since I
started using them and they're amazing.
But you know, like I said, if anybody wants to know my
regimen, Speaking of that, I think I got to put that in
today. But anyway, they are
suppositories for women. But don't worry guys, they don't
go in your ass. But you know what I saw on
Twitter the other day? Sorry I'm all over the place
today guys, but THC Suppository that somebody was getting put in
their ass. I'm not kind of scared to know
what that does. This is so off subject but that
just sounds like you would get really high extremely fast if
you put THC in your asshole. Anything you put in your ass is
going to the absorption rate is going to be exponentially
faster. That's why back in the day
people would put ecstasy in their ass.
I mean, you're going to get the high is going to hit you hard
and fast, but. That's that's you know, I'm
going to say we listen and don't don't judge anyways.
But yeah, there's there's lots of things you can do pre any big
event. That's literally what.
I'm just thinking about the TC your hide the drugs.
Oh, God. Oh my God.
OK, OK. We should not.
I don't know anyways, but I'm excited.
Are you excited? I'm very excited.
I'm I'm excited to, to go. I, I actually have.
I'm looking forward to hanging out with a lot of a lot of
people who, you know, we, we get to see a couple times a year.
Yeah, it's almost like a ladies coming that I'm looking forward
to playing with this year. Yep.
So I, I'm there's a couple ladies who are coming and sure
that I'm very excited to to play with, you know, got a little
side message. Hey, I'm going to be at Mocha.
I'll be there with an erection. You were messaging other people
without my permission. I would never do that more than
3 * a. Day.
Oh God. Yeah, I'm looking forward to
that. Yeah, me, I'm glad to for you.
So events of the week also before pre mocha I got my hair
done, my nails done, my toes done, hopefully my Sheen orders.
Look really good. Hopefully I I made him do a
different shape this time because the almond ones I felt
like I was going to scratch your Dick with them so I made them.
Give me a good poke ones with those things.
I know in the balls I remember, not intentionally, everyone
pulled. Me like right on the tip almost.
Yes, I know it. We had to take a break.
Sorry. She walked around, daggers on
her fingers. They're in coffin shape this
time, ladies, if you, if you guys know what those look like.
So they won't be stabby this time.
I didn't think that out very well.
Well, they looked really good though, and they were nice.
And you scratched my back too. These skin still scratch your
back. OK, yeah, they're still
scratchy, backy nails. Back scratchy nails.
Scratchy. Backy.
Yeah, backy scratch. I took my edible before we got
on the podcast. Oh, you should have told me that
I had a drink. You have like 3 bottles of
liquor down here. I thought you were going to.
Oh, that's. The whiskey that.
You have tequila, 2 bottles of tequila over there.
Mr. Mocha has become a really bougie tequila person.
So anyways, pre mocha, connect with your partner, make yourself
feel good before you get there. You can argue if you want to
cause Mr. Mocha and I, if we have to go through the airport,
we're going to have a little bicker.
Oh. Yeah.
But we get over that one fast. Just try not to argue over
anything serious before you show up.
Airport, everybody knows me and Mrs. We're going to argue like
we're not arguing about the sex stuff, but the airport.
I'm like, for the love of God, woman, you're in public, just
follow me. That's all you.
All you got to do is follow me, you know?
No, it's because he has very large legs, OK?
And he acts like when we get in there that we're running a
fucking marathon. We're three hours early.
Where the fuck are we running to?
We're in the air. We're in the airport.
We'll get to our gate where we can be stationary.
You. Cannot get me started on it
'cause we legit will argue about it 'cause he'll be like baby,
we're standing in the middle of the way.
Nobody. Look, Z is on.
I'm pretty sure one year we were getting off the plane.
No, he was on the plane with us, the whole.
Time. Oh, I'm pretty.
I'm not. I'm not sure.
I think Z might have been in close proximity when we were
having our airport. Yeah, 'cause I cried when I got
off the plane because you kept saying smarty pants stuff to me.
And then we turned around and Z was right there.
Oops. And.
Then I was like, Daddy, doesn't he go to Mocha?
He was like, Oh yeah. I was like, damn, because that
was the time. That was a Houston 1 and I I got
off the plane at night. Thought that was Miami or
Lauderdale. Maybe so, but either way it.
Was a while. Either way, all I turned around
and asked Mr. Mocha on the plane ride was are you going to get
our stuff or am I going to get it?
And he was like, when do I ever not get it?
Am I going to, am I going to get your bag from your head
compartment? We've been traveling together
for many, many years and never, ever have you had to reach above
your head and take your bag down.
So I'm like, why? Next time I'm going to just say
no, Nope, I'm not going to get it.
Damn. Well, either way.
I So yeah, that airport, airports were definitely like,
we know in advance that we're gonna argue like we know.
Yes, we. Do we know like I'm like trying
to figure out, Well, actually I think the last time we did
pretty good. Where did we go last time?
No, no, wait. Did we argue in Houston?
At the Houston airport, I don't think we did.
You know what it was? It was because I bit my tongue
the whole time. And when we got to Atlanta
airport, I said, let's not even get on the train.
Let's run a marathon through the Atlanta airport so we can get
our cardio in. And you said, OK baby, let's do
that. And then you were just happy.
So now I just know what to do when we go through the airport,
which is just Mr. Mocha just needs his cardio before we get
there and we're good to go. So I got you, Daddy.
I appreciate that. I will give you your cardio
before you get there. If that's what it takes for you
to be nice all the way through the airport, I will do that.
And he's not really. Mean trying to keep you?
He just makes trying to keep you from getting kidnapped or
anything weird. If any of you guys are on like
Tiktok, Instagram, I'm sure everybody is.
But there's like that some video that went viral and it's like
when me and my husband go out somewhere and it has the the guy
like in his brain saying like a guy to the left, the three guys
over here, da da, da, da, da like.
Basically exits, you know, look at assessing all the threats.
I mean focus. My wife is like.
And then it has it flips over to the girl and like in her brain,
it's like making my way downtown.
And. That is me because I have him.
Why do I need to pay attention? And that's the beginning of
every fight. Why do I need to pay attention
here? You're with me because.
It usually starts with baby. Pay attention.
I am paying attention, not really not paying attention.
He's super correct on that. Anyways, that's.
Always. Fun.
We're excited to see all of our we'll call the Mocha fam.
I know Z will be there and Siren and Andy Vixen.
It's about time. I'm think we'll be there, Yes,
Yeah, we're going to. It's going to be a good crowd
for sure. I'm a, I'm overly joyed and I, I
promise you, my voice at the podcast or at the actual event
will be a lot more excited. We decided to do a podcast at
11:00 PM so we just wanted to jump on, say hello to everyone.
We're getting amped up. I'm going to probably stay up
late tonight and pack because I keep saying I'm going to and I
still haven't even laid anything on the bed.
I have 3 shirts on the bed. Well.
Maybe fortunately, we can always drive back to the house and pick
stuff up. Absolutely not.
We're 45 minutes a week. That sounded so crazy away away.
45 minutes a week. I packed the baggage.
Goodbye, I'm fucking Scottish accent just came out so hard
just now guys, sorry. Yeah, she can't come back to the
house because she'll see the dog and then I'll have to, I'll have
to coax her out of the house. Far and it's traffic like I
don't want to if I don't have to, but anyways so.
You wouldn't. You took me anyway.
I've never done that because you usually can't leave.
I, I usually when we're here, I, I leave.
So anyways, we're excited to see everyone.
I'm excited to breaststroke through the Sea of Dicks as
usual. I know I haven't posted my sea
of Dicks picture, but I will. But my hair is different this
time, so I want to surprise motherfuckers whenever we get
there. Hasn't been this dark out of
mocha? Really, no.
So the first time I did it, like there the red that it is now, it
wasn't that colour when I went back.
It may not be a colour when I wash it, so I'm trying not to
take pictures. Yeah, I mean, it looks good.
So we're getting old. So I have grey hair stuff to put
a little red in there, a little extra red so that, you know, and
Mr. Mocha's guys closed. Guys, maybe we should stop
podcasting. My love, you can talk all night.
I enjoy hearing you talk so. No, but your eyes were closed.
I was thinking. You were resting your eyes,
right? Well, thank you guys for
listening in on the podcast tonight.
We really appreciate it. And again, to the ladies, if you
want some tips on all of the items that I use pre and post
mocha, let me know. I think some of you guys are in
a group that I'm in so. So until next time, excuse me,
until next week. Yep.
Goodbye from Lucas. Goodbye.
Thank you everybody. I'm.
Trying to give it to you.