Hello and welcome to another episode of Old Faces.
We are your host, Mr. And missus Mocha.
Wow. And on today's this evening's
podcast, we are doing a Splash Mocha March 2025 review.
Post Mocha come down post. Mocha.
Come down. I should have put come in the
title. I'm so stupid.
Well, after jokes I guess. So this is Mocha.
Before we talk about the fun we had Mocha, just tell me about
Mocha. And I don't know what to say
about it this time. Look at there was a new, there
was a we were at a new hotel. It was nice.
It gave like Houston vibes. If anybody's ever been to any of
the mochas, it's like more like a atrium ish.
It was it was a cool hotel. It was big.
You definitely get your motherfucking steps in while
you're there. And yes, my throat sounds like
that because I was sucking on Dicks all weekend.
And the Georgia pollen is definitely at its best right
now. But I mean, it was cool.
We, you know, I don't know, I don't even know how to where to
start. I Mr. Mocha, got there Tuesday.
Start start with what? What happened first?
Did you get with some of your friends or you just get straight
to the deck? No, no, I, I was actually like
slow to get to some deck this time slower, I think 'cause when
I, you know, like when we walk in, it's like we've tried to go
to the room, but it took us a little bit to get there because
we're, I was trying to avoid everybody.
So just not avoid them. That was sounded like super
rude, but to get to the room, but we just chilled.
We like, got there, got to the room, unpacked stuff.
We came downstairs Wednesday night and the hotel was almost
halfway full already. I would say there was probably
like a meet and greet there on on Wednesday.
Hell, Tuesday they were Tuesday. There's a good amount there.
There are quite a few people who showed up, more guys than
anything, but there were a few couples.
And then Wednesday was definitely, by Wednesday, you
definitely knew that there were a lot of a lot of Splash Mocha
participants in the building. Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know, like I
said, it was good Wednesday night, I think I had like 0
plans of playing at all. I kind of talked to people and
so I don't know, like 11 AM and then I broke one of my own rules
this time, which is like, I don't normally play with guys in
our town when I can play with them in our town.
But he was staring at me like steak.
So I did it. I participated.
Did. You enjoy it?
Yeah, he was the one that I told you that I was trying to figure
out who choked me till I almost passed out and I had to decide
if I really wanted to pass out or not.
Should we not talk about that? I mean if the Dick was good
enough for you. To I mean like I, I don't, I
don't. Know you might want to clarify
that you asked him to joke you. Yeah, I did.
I put his hand in my throat. But I also like don't really do
that with everybody either. Like if I don't ask you to do
it, don't just say him because I know Kung Fu.
No, you don't. Mr. Belka does not agree.
I'm glad you know Kung Fu. I think I'm funny.
Yeah, I I had a couple different highlights before we get to the
the section of excuse me, I'm so sorry for yawning your face.
So I had a couple highlights that I enjoyed before we get to
the to the bucking. So I each smoke, I think I, I
talk to, I enjoy talking to people more and more.
I, I really enjoy when someone who's listened to a podcast
says, Hey, I remember you. I remember you talking about
this or, or that. And we engage in a conversation
about something they heard or something they had questions,
comments or even something they didn't agree with.
So that that was fun and I enjoyed a lot of those
conversations. I really enjoyed the podcast,
the podcast that we did live. I really enjoyed those.
But that was fun. He had a lot of a lot of fun
and. Was we had some good like topics
that we actually have to like pick back up on too.
You know, you those, those, well, I guess this podcast will
come on after those. So those are listening live.
You'll get to hear the podcast the, the first, the first and
second podcast from there. And then I think we did one
with, I did one with MM C that I showed up too late because.
You showed up to something late. Mike C's podcast, Because I Was.
That was because he you know why you were late?
Because he cut our podcast off. That's why that I'm joking.
Oh, Oh no, you're I was. I was playing because we were
waiting to go. Oh, you mean the first night?
Oh yeah, 'cause he got on the elevator and like, looked at me
and I was like, he just went to play and he was like, what
room's he in? And I was like, I have no idea.
Like when do I ever keep up with him like that?
Yeah. Like, how would I know what room
he's in? Oh, you say to me is like, hey,
I'm going to play. And I say, hey, I'm going to
play. Yeah, and, and on top of that,
it was literally somebody who I've been wanting to play with
for years, since the first time I met them in Mocha.
And she's comes across as very, very shy, very shy and.
That's always a red flag. I like those flags.
I'm. Joking.
Listen flag on the play. But literally as soon as I got
into the room and we start having fun, my phone rings.
So I look over my shoulder. I see Mike C keys and anklets.
Nope. So I look down.
She's going to work on it. And it's something about when a
woman who is usually really who you think is super shy is making
those special sounds on your meat flute.
And then the phone ring again right after that.
Like at this point my eye was twitching and I'm like, no, I'm
not answering the phone. And you know, they know I worked
the event. So I look up and her husband's
got the look on his face like you need to get that.
And I'm like, Nope. And I convinced to having a
great, great time. And then I walked I I left and
then I went into the podcast and I walked in the room and he
said, you dirty Dick motherfucker.
Yes, oopsies. Yes I am.
Oopsie. So that was the beginning of my
my good time at at at Mocha being late.
Well, actually and technically, I wasn't late to the fucking
podcast because you. Guys usually don't start till
like 1:00 AM anyways. And not only that, I have been
asking over and over what time we start and he's like, I'm not
sure yet. I was asking over and over and
over and the second I get find myself butt naked in the room
with a woman I've been trying to sleep with for you know what
three years this guy wants to call me.
Sometimes you got to be late to get your Dick wet.
Oh, I was on time to get my Dick wet, no.
I'm saying late, Yeah, late to get to the podcast so you can
get your Dick wet. Yeah, Yeah.
That's that's what happened. So I mean, that was a great
start, a great start to the event and.
I'm feeling really insecure about that story just.
Now you should be jealous about that one, because.
I'm super Jelly. It was so good.
I'm so dead. I mean, it was her birthday
weekend, but I think it was my birthday the way she.
We had a lot of birthdays there this weekend.
Dmitri's birthday was this weekend, so.
Mine's coming soon. Your birthday's coming up.
You know that. I didn't know.
I forgot you're. So full of shit.
I don't even remember what date it is.
It's so full of shit. You're actually really good at
it now. When we were first together, I
was. Concerned it took it took like
6-7 years for me to remember your birthday it.
Wasn't just my birthday though. It was like, let's just, let's
just elaborate that Mister Mocha had a hard time remembering
anyone's birthday and I just had to.
I'm really kids birthday. That's it.
I mean, who's that? Who's birthday?
They're like my sisters. They're my sisters.
I don't got to remember their birthdays.
Who is your freaking wife? I mean, I love you and and I try
cool. My sisters, they called me on
their birthday and say I want some money.
OK, You know, you're my wife. You're in control of my bank
account. Like, I mean, if I bought you if
if if I were to try to surprise you with a gift, I have to
somehow smuggle cash. I just don't look anymore.
You always look, you're the person that met, but you don't
check. If I don't look at the bank
account, what are you doing? I don't look at.
It that's your job. I don't.
Yeah, we'll be homeless next week.
Is any does anyone have a room did?
You not play on Tuesday night? I thought you did.
I don't know. I don't know.
Remember what you told me 'cause I think I was on a Dick Tuesday
night? What the fuck?
Oh I had to take advantage of you not being home and I needed
like AI needed like a pre mocha like warm up.
So I went and sat on Fat Bean at the street.
No, I didn't play Tuesday night. I didn't play Tuesday.
Oh yeah, maybe you texted me and said you were going to bed.
Yeah, I. Didn't play Tuesday night.
Yeah, 'cause I text you and told you I was going to hang out at
Bible study. No, I think that the my my first
play date was with the redhead. Not surprised Mr. Mocha has like
a sick obsession with redheads. What's the what's the term
called for? Like redhead kink?
There's like a name. For it, Pumpkin ponder.
It was like never, never. I don't know.
You have a whole computer with three screens in front of you
that you click on constantly. Yeah, I mean, we're digressing.
That's for sure. But yeah, so my, yeah, my my
first, I didn't play Tuesday and Wednesday.
The redhead. Mm hmm.
That I like, showed up and me and the fellow were hanging over
the balcony perving down and she walks in with this blue dress on
and I was like, oh, she's hot. You know, I didn't have my
glasses on. And I was like, oh, that's it.
That's what I've been waiting for.
So I mean, it started out good. It started out the positive
note. I feel like the whole trip was
good. I just feel like we, well, I
don't know about you, I played less this time because I feel
like we did do some more socialization more than like
normal. Yeah, the socializing was, I
enjoyed the socializing a lot. I really did enjoy the
socializing because I think the, the longer we've been the
lifestyle, you know, it's always you kind of get to the point
where you realize how easy it is to play.
But then you get to to big events and you get to interact
with people and talk to people. Oh dear God, you get to interact
and talk to people. Sorry, I just showed Mr. Mike at
something. My wife is showing me
inappropriate shit so lost what I was saying but you know we're
going to put people to sleep here.
Yeah, true. Sorry.
OK, So we did have more socialization this time.
We did actually get to meet like more people because we're at we
were added to like a bunch of groups right before.
We're usually added to a bunch of groups right before any of
the mochas. And you know, like you get a lot
of people that that you see online, but you don't ever meet
them in person. So it gets I guess it gets
overwhelming. Sorry, I'm having a moment Mr.
Mocha scrolling now. So distracting.
And we're both like extremely exhausted.
But we wanted to get on and talk about like more or less the post
Mocha calm down. So yeah, like we went, we had a
good time. But I think a lot of people have
talked about the calm down off of Mocha or like just any big
like hotel event or party. Like I feel like there's like we
both get home and we're so fucking tired.
But we still want to like fuck. It's like at least for me, like
a week afterwards, I'm still like up, up and still just want
to fuck everything that I can find to fuck.
Even though my pussy probably doesn't allow me or doesn't want
me to do that, she probably wants me to take a break.
But you know it'll. Be OK, walk it off.
No, I do walk it off. I walked it off the whole time
because it was definitely hurting when we were there.
But it was cool. It was cool, cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, I, I think that, you know, going through, going through and
talking to a lot of the fellas when, when we talk, when we,
when we speak of talking to people, it's talking to people
and actually having deep conversations.
And of course it's, it's exciting to me when people are
saying, hey, we love that you discuss this topic.
I love that you discuss that type of topic.
This, this, this podcast atrium setup was really good.
You know, that was we had a lot of people show up.
A lot of people show up this year.
Well, I think they had more people show up this year than in
previous years. And you know, people are people
are interacting more. I think people tend to get a
little shy. Well, the past like 2 mochas
too, there's been a lot of newer couples there.
So I think, you know, like the vet, I wouldn't say all of the
veteran couples, but there are some veteran cup, most veteran
couples that don't go into any of the seminars because they
offer at Mocha, they offer what is it Dick worshipping like 101
seminar God, what else is it? What's the one that Mike does
the cook? So his his his kind of very so
Mike will will pick up a topic. So I'm not, I don't know what
the topic is was. But it's like cooking 101, like
right? No, no, it's it's usually, it's
usually like. Tells you I've never been, but I
should try to promote them. Yeah, it's a lot of times it's
just focused on hot wife and cuckold couples.
So oftentimes in there you get really good questions because
you'll have couples who are trying to figure out how to
navigate the lifestyle, how to find reliable bowls or just the
pitfalls. I, I believe, I don't remember
exact. You know, that's crazy.
I was actually in the damn thing and I don't remember.
No, you don't have to tell us the subject.
Like, what does he know? He normally talks about?
Yeah, usually. Related Hot, hot wiping, Hot
wiping and cocola, Yes. That was just what I was trying
to get at. Yeah.
Like, and then there's a they do what's the Bunny Senate seminar?
They have like a. Motor Bunny.
Yeah, the fuck machine they have like a what is?
It Sibian or something it. Is but it's they do a
demonstration, like a live demonstration.
It's pretty interesting. I did go to that and then
there's just a bunch of other podcasts and there's also like a
dungeon there. They have like Craig is in there
in the dungeon. Yeah, Mister East Coast.
He does all the spankings, floggings, whatever.
It's actually pretty cool. I sat in there and watched it
this time for like 30 minutes. It's crazy how stuff like that
can make you feel so relaxed because he has like really good
music on in there too. Like calming music when chick
was laying there asleep getting flogged I'd like.
To see that. What?
As I can see that. I thought you said I'd like to
see that. I'm like, see what?
But yeah, there's, there's a lot of things.
We're not trying to bore you guys to death tonight.
So what about your I? I saw you with one of your Rd.
dogs there going out starting trouble.
Dirty slut. Was that her profile name?
I mean, she lives up to it. Yeah, yeah.
So Mr. One Night. I walked into the.
Room we were trying to go I was we were legit going to go to
bed. So me and like I have a friend
that I walk around with frequently and her and I were
just going to go to bed because her husband had to go to sleep
and he usually follows us around and does like videos and stuff
for us but so she was like yeah, let's go to bed.
We get on the elevator now like the elevator is, I don't know
what it is about the elevator at 2:00 AM.
You always someone's always on there and you're always just
like, oh, maybe I'll go fuck that person.
Well, this guy it's at we've actually talked about him before
Coke bottle Dick was in the elevator in boxers and he was
like, where are you guys going? And we were like to bed.
And he was like, do you want to kidnap me?
Fuck, yes, we want to kidnap you.
But you know, we never know if, you know, the guys are spent,
it's late. So we go in the room, we start
fucking the guy. I don't want to tell the story
twice because we did tell it on the like the live podcast, but
I'll make it quick. We go in the room and we start
fucking the guy. And can you turn that off for
like 2 seconds? It's distracting.
I'm trying to tell. This is that Jones.
Yes. Oh, Mike Jones, I didn't know
you, you dirty girl. Who?
I thought, Oh my God, that is me.
I was like, who is that God? Jesus, Mr. Mocha is playing
videos. I'm sorry.
So we go in the room with the guy.
It's me and my friend because she really wants some Dick.
I can be a good fluffer if I need to.
So I'm I'm sucking the guy's Dick.
But my friend is having shots while we're in there and she is
telling jokes while OK she's telling jokes while we're.
I can't even talk. I know, I know.
She walked out of the room. I was coming to the room and her
friend was walking out of the room and she was like, oh, don't
go in here, You might not want to go in there.
She's fucking and I'm like, well, I definitely want to go in
now. And then she proceeds to tell me
the whole story of the acrobatics that the three of
them had just finished doing. And I was like who the fuck is
in there doing these type of acrobatic moves?
So I go into the room and sure enough, the wife's in there
getting pounded. By Coke bottle.
Real good. And usually I don't, you know,
jump into the fray. But I was watching her getting
her insides rearranged. And so it just made it inspired
me to want to take advantage of her friend.
But her friend had already been beaten to her limit, so she.
Could, She said impaled. She said I was trying to, yeah,
so. So I'll try, I'll try for a
second. And she was like Winston, she
like, it's hitting something. It's hitting something too far
up there. She's like, it's in my throat.
I'm like, hey, hey, I just I saw I'm looking at the Dick.
You just took quick complain about mine.
She's like, I don't know who it's hidden somewhere, just
hidden somewhere strange. So it was hilarious.
It was hilarious. And she was making jokes the
whole time but like that type of shit was fun too.
But we did end up like we we got done with that.
But the acrobatics was basically he put the chick on my back and
ate her pussy while he was fucking me like she was just
laying on top of my back. It was interesting.
Maybe that's why my arm hurts. I didn't think about that.
Why? Because you were supporting the
weight of two people. Yeah, but remember I told you I
felt like I tore a muscle. I really did.
And I was like, maybe I just stretched too hard, but I did
not. They just now dawned on me.
But that is probably why my arm is fucked up.
Now you're doing wild shit. You trying, you trying to do
tea, you trying to fuck like a teenager.
You knocked that shit off. At one point in time, I did tell
Mister Mogi. Like me and fuck like oh man.
I did tell you that I thought we were gonna have to go to the
hospital. I was like, maybe we'll go to
the ER because my arm was really hurting.
Yeah, we were fine, though I toughed it out.
She walked it off. She walked it off.
Who's gonna leave a sex party for your fucking arm?
I did. Nah, you came back.
Yeah, but I did leave. Nah, you didn't even leave, but
I was like, you left on Tuesday. No, but I went and got.
I was on Tuesday. It didn't even count.
The party didn't start till Thursday.
You just came in with the sling on Thursday.
Yeah, yeah. Log it off so and just say I
feel like this morning when I got up, like I feel like I was
in a bar fight, but it was a good bar fight like you know.
At Mocha I walk a lot because I'm always doing rounds so
people see me like man, you're always moving so fast because
usually I'm walking through, I'm playing eyes on things.
And so sometimes like I'll go to the top floor, walk the floor,
walk down a flight, walk the floor, walk down a flight and
then walked in. I'm constantly basically walking
the perimeter. So my feet and back.
This morning when I woke up I climbed out of bed like I was 70
and Mrs. Mocha wanted to laugh at me but she did the same thing
it. Was OK, We're both walking like
that. I got up and just went straight
to the hot shower and just stood in there.
But it's also too because like the elevators, the elevators
were fine. They just, you can only go right
in them 6/6 at a time. So if you're just going to like
the 4th floor, you're just going to walk.
That's what I kept doing. I even walked to the 6th floor
at one point in time, there were 15 floors.
I was not walking the fucking 15th floor.
That was the only time I did get on the elevator.
But. I walked to 8 to 8th floor once
and I got to the room breathe like I had just run a mile.
Yes, they're like, are you OK? Yeah, wait a minute.
I don't know whose room I went to, but it was like the same
thing. I was just sitting there and I
was like breathing hard and I was like, I just need to take a
break. I just walked up the stairs in
my heels. It was the night I was wearing
my heels and my cat suit. Now you you're glum for
punishment. No, I just didn't want to wait
for the elevator and I thought it was a good idea.
I did fall on the stairs though too, and I fell in the shower.
Oh my God, fucking falling. I'm I'm asleep.
I'm in the room asleep. It's taking a little nap.
And I I something wakes me up, I'm not quite sure what wakes me
up but something wakes me up and I hear the shower going in the
bathroom. So but I don't hear, I don't
really hear anything, any noise. I just hear the shower.
So I I call her name like 3 times because my wife is very
accident prone. OK, my wife will hurt herself on
on cotton on a on a fucking feather mattress.
Somehow she'll find the way. So I'm calling her.
So I go in like Oh my God I hope she didn't fall and hit her
head. So I walk in and open the door
and she looks like a little kid who just got caught doing
something wrong in the shower. She's like, oh, I fell.
Of course I'm half sleep. How how the fuck did you fall?
Well, it was the conditioner. I was.
Using conditioner and the. Conditioner made the floor wet
or slippery and instead of like completely falling, I grabbed
the soap holder that knocked my pussy cleaner off and slammed
into the glass. But I didn't.
I was fine. I don't know if I was fine and
he just rolled his eyes and went back to bed.
Yeah, my bad, my bad. But.
Besides that. So the first day on Thursday, I
hope they don't ever listen to the podcast, but you know, I'm
on like front desk duty and I get like super busy.
But I got a text from someone that told me they were going to
shower really quick and what? I went and took a break but it
was a fuck break. I was gone for like probably 20
whole minutes. I just, it was good, it was a
good break. And then came back downstairs
and passed out bags like nothing happened.
Why do you look like you fell on a Dick?
Oh, because I probably did what? It's a place for falling on
digs, I suppose. I mean, you know, I like a
quickie too though. Yeah, and you, you definitely
had. You had some people who were
looking forward to playing with you.
I had a good time. I did.
I think Mike Jones was. He was fun.
He had a room party and we walked into his room and there
were like a shit ton of people in there.
So which was fine, but no one was doing anything and Mike was
walking around in one of those little towel things that has
like the button on it. So I just started sucking his
Dick in front of everyone because I was like, maybe we can
get this party started. And he was like hell bent that
he was going to fuck me this party, so might as well do it
here. So then he put like this chair
in front of one of the doors and he was like, we can use this
chair for somebody to fuck on because there were, it was like
decent size or whatever, but you know, there weren't a bunch of
places to fuck. So he, we were showing an
example of how to fuck on the chair and I just rubbed his Dick
on my pussy and he really started fucking me.
But as soon as he put the freaking big motherfucker in
there, he pulled it out and I squirted everywhere and I
couldn't stop squirting after that.
And I'm not even like a big squirter.
So you enjoyed yourself? Then he put me on the bed.
That was the video that you were just watching.
That was a good video. Yeah, and then Coke bottle was
fucking across from me. Yeah.
And then I took the other guy downstairs, the guy with the
hat. The guy with the hat.
The light skinned guy. Oh, yeah, OK, yeah, I took him
downstairs, fucked him, and then I don't remember what I did
that. What was crazy is like this
weekend was so fun that I just feel like I feel like I'm
missing a lot of parts. Like I remember having a great
time, but I keep missing parts of the weekend.
If that's weird, that's why I said it must be the come down
because things are coming back now.
And I know I say it like a million times, but I wasn't
drinking so that wasn't really a reason to forget anything other
than me falling 50 times this weekend.
I didn't hit my head though. Well, I mean that well, maybe,
maybe you hit your head and don't remember.
You might have hit your head. You don't know.
I'm not. I'm good.
I'm not concussed. But there's definitely a few
times where I messaged Mrs. Mocha like, hey, what are you
doing? Oh, about to get some Dick.
OK, cool. I'm on a Dick.
Yeah, yeah, I, we usually like on the, The funny thing is when
it was time to check out. So on Sunday morning, I'm up at
6:30. We're I'm breaking down, I'm
helping doing the breakdown. So we're breaking everything
down, loading up the, the trucks, all that stuff.
So I mean that can go from 7:00 to, you know, 4-3 depends on
day. So by the time I'm done, I'm
spent, I'm tired and I don't want to have to pack up the room
afterwards. So I've, I finish, I go up to
the room, the, you know, help her to see if I can bring bags
out. And I open the room door and
there's no packing done at all whatsoever.
And my traditional response to something like this is what the
fuck? So I'm pissed off.
I'm pissed off because I've been up since 6:30, I'm fucking
tired, my body hurts, I've been lifting heavy shit all morning
and she couldn't even get up and pack the shit.
So I meant I text messaged her. He texted me and asked me are
you packing? And I was like, no.
So that that was really sarcasm, like, 'cause I'm standing in the
room. Are you packing the room?
And I'm getting ready to give her, I'm getting ready to let
her have it. And she goes.
I'm sitting on a deck. I'm like, oh, OK, well, never
mind then. Like literally that's that was
an acceptable reason not to be packing shit.
I was like, oh, you fucking OK? Cool.
Now has she been downstairs like lounging and eating breakfast?
I'd have been pissed off. So she's getting some Dick and I
packed the room up and she comes up.
I'm like, oh, we're good. You ready?
She's like, yeah, you know. But but then, then, then I went
to get the car, pull a car running and come get the stuff
out that I packed, which was cool because, you know, she can
tell me about her dirty, her dirty sex.
And she had one job. One job.
She just had to pack the bathroom, OK, and bring and and
bring forth the stuff in the bathroom.
I packed the entire room and brought it to the door.
Guess what bag didn't make it to the flucking car and home?
The one bag that she packed. Oh wait, there's more.
When we went to, when we came home from Orlando.
Was it Orlando or Houston? Orlando when we came home from
Orlando, Guess who Guess guess what drawer full of who's shit
did she leave? That'd be mine.
She left an entire drawer full of my stuff at in Orlando.
And there's more. She didn't even, we didn't even
know that we forgot the bag for like what, 2 weeks?
Yeah, and then Mr. Moko was like, do you know where, like
where my like silk pajamas are? And my heart immediately sunk,
'cause I know if he's asking me, he already knows.
What? No, here's the thing.
Like. It's not here.
I'm I'm losing my mind 'cause it's like, it's not like our
house is cluttered and there's not a lot of places you can put
stuff like. Although you still lose
everything. Well, I mean, yes, yes, I do.
I lose individual things, OK. Right, right, right.
Right. And and let's be clear about
this. I never lose things because you
always find them. Look at this like you always
know where they are. I I can come home and put well,
I see this is what happened. I walk into the house and if you
ever seen the X-Men, I mean, The Avengers were Iron Man walks in
and his suit's disassembling as he's walking like one thing is
coming off his time. So he's, so I walk through the
house and, you know, I start taking, I take my keys out, it
lands where I put them. I take my, I mean my wallet off.
I'm like walking, sitting stuff based upon the order in which I
grabbed it. And I can, I can, you know, just
say, hey, honey, where did I put?
And she'll answer what I'm asking for so I don't lose that
stuff. And truth be told, I didn't
realize that she left it until I said, hey baby, where are my
silk pajamas? And she said like, OK if she
says. No, it's because I thought if he
was asking, he already knew they weren't there.
So. For like 10 like 10 sets of silk
pajamas? Is that one like?
8 new ones now. But I mean, that's now, but I
mean. Literally got them before the
next party. You'll probably leave those
somewhere. No, because from now on you're
responsible for packing. So let's backpedal Gay Mr.
Mocha. I'm very spoiled when it comes
to that, OK? I lay everything on the bed and
he packs everything very strategically and very nice.
That is not. When we're flying.
No, anytime he needs to do that from now on because this is your
argument that we get into. I leave stuff, I forget
everything. I'm not the room sleeper, he is
the room sleeper. I booked the flights.
I make sure that we know you. Didn't have the book of flight
because we drove. How did you how did you know
what address to go to? Did you have the address before
I gave it to you? No.
It's here in Atlanta. I would have found it.
How? Do you know what time to leave
the house because I told you? How would you have known
otherwise if I wasn't here to tell you?
So I'm anyways the long story is Long story short, I am the
coordinator of how we get places.
He's the. Coordinator of making sure we're
organized to get to the place. You have no idea of the depth of
truth in that comment. When she's like because like I.
What When is our flight? She's my schedule.
When does our flight leave to go to the what day do we leave to
go on the cruise? In April.
What day and what time does our flight leave?
What time do we need to be at the airport?
When you're asking, you're asking me questions that are
just too complex for my brain. Does the courage actually leave?
Leave where? The port.
What port? Right.
What airport are we flying into? We're.
Flying out. We're flying out of Hartsfield
Jackson. And where are we flying into?
Into the port. Fuck it, so he can give me shit
about 5 pairs of silk pajamas in a bathroom bag, but if it wasn't
for me we wouldn't even make it to the event.
OK, so let's just all notate the importance that I have on our
life and do we have enough money to get there?
He doesn't look at our shit. If my wife ever decides to leave
me, she could be long gone with all the money and I have no clue
for days. Like if she left enough money in
there for me to get gas and snacks, I wouldn't know it until
I ran out of it until like the the car was like, hey, your
cupcake. Your cupcakes are declined.
What the fuck? Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. So I forgive for the bag.
But yes, I did like exactly think it's perspective, guys.
It's perspective. When you put it like that, yeah,
yeah. I sweat to death putting clothes
in the suitcase organized, but she make sure we have
everything. This is true.
I mean, I have denied nothing. I remember the one time I don't
remember where we were. I think we're Houston.
And it, it wasn't even mean, but he almost had like a mad face
about me forgetting his belt. And I whipped my head around so
fast. Like if he says some shit about
a goddamn belt, I'm gonna lose it 'cause you got all your
underwear, your fucking socks, you got your shirts, you have
stuff to wash your ass, shave your head, and we fucking made
it here. Did it?
Did I complain? He made a.
Face Hey, just making a face and complaining.
They're two different things, like your.
Belt, I don't know anyways, but yes, I mean so we both have our
downfalls, our flaws, we complement each other well.
So yes I did leave the bathroom bag but it was because I was
probably still Dick drunk because I did go play with
someone earlier that day and I got fucked several times before
I got back to the room. I kept putting my pants back on
and. He kept taking them off and
starting over. We're just talking and being
nice. Put my pants back on and I I
think I talked about this last night with Siren.
We had a few people here that came over last night, but like
I'm a sucker for a man grown and if anybody didn't know what a
man grown is, I'm so sorry for you.
You know, like it's we're like a guy like kind of rubs you and
they like make this little like groan sound like.
What the cues have bear grown? Yeah, like it's almost like a
bear grown. You could say that it it, it
makes my pussy wet thinking about it because there are like
a few men that I've played with and they're very quiet and I
couldn't do it again because it does.
I'm like worried about what I'm doing.
But like I'm telling you, I took my pants off.
The guy kind of like hugged me from behind and was like, oh, I
really like these jeans. And then 2 seconds later they
were gone again. At one point in time, Sorry Mr.
Mocha, my jeans were around the back of his neck while he was
smoking me. How the fuck does that happen?
He just lifted my legs up and I didn't take them all the way
off. They were like skinny jeans,
kind of I'm. Telling you she was doing some
wild shit this weekend. Yeah, I mean, like, like I said,
I didn't like my numbers weren't like high, but I had a lot of
good quality day this weekend, like, and I did like just enough
wild with the quality Dick. Like I said, I started like Mike
Jones's party because it was like I said, it looked really
fun and everybody looked like they wanted to get started, but
no one actually got started. So he literally was standing
between in between like 5 or 6 people with the little towel on
and I just kind of scooted this lady over a little bit and just
got on my knees and sucked a stick for a minute.
That was very noble of you, honey.
I wanted to make sure everyone was having a good time, yeah.
You use It seemed like your mission was accomplished.
Yeah, the video that I'm looking at.
Oh man, it hurt a little bit. Though that one.
That one hurt a little bit. Well, you don't like them if
they don't hurt a little bit. Yeah, I do like a little hurt,
but good hurt, though I always say.
Like I've, I think I've gotten fucked several times and said
that hurts so good 'cause I like, it's just enough sore, but
like, good, yeah. You know my goal is always to
make your walls Remember Me. That's so good of you I'm.
Here for you. And Mr. Mocha, oh, at one point
in time. So he, like, he usually texts me
when he's in the room playing. OK, so he texts me.
He didn't text me and I don't. What did I come upstairs for?
Was that dad the food or something?
I had something. I don't know.
I was balls deep. I I didn't know why you came in,
but I was hoping you you'd walk in and you just turned around
and left. I didn't know what to do like,
so let me tell you, it's been like a minute since two things.
First, I don't know, like how the couple feels about me just
walking in and being in there. Into your own room.
It doesn't matter. Like some women get weird about
that. So I just walked in and the guy,
the second part was the guy had a video going and I was like, oh
shit, whoopsie, sorry. And I shut the door.
Like I don't know, like I, I didn't ask to let come in, so I
didn't know what was going on. So like I said, I walked in, it
looked pretty hot, but I just walked back out 'cause I was.
And I literally called you right.
I didn't hear it. There's like it.
It seemed 'cause the I called your name before the door
closed, so I had this mental image of you opening the door
and just turning, turning around, sprinting down the
hallway. I didn't.
Spread like just running, like hearing your feet patter.
No, I was wearing heels. I was definitely not sprinting.
I just like oh. I wish your wife would have came
in and joined us. I was like, yeah, it makes two
of us. I didn't know.
I never know if I'm invited. You're always invited, honey.
I. We don't, we like never do that
anymore. So I didn't know that that was
like a thing. Because you too busy up there
sucking Dick. I would rather have a Dick than
a pussy. Sorry I.
Respect that. I respect that.
I mean, like, we're both at a sex party and we're both there
to get fucked. Well, you're there to fuck.
I'd rather do the fucking I propose to getting getting the
fuck. True, true, true story.
True story. But not it was it was good.
And another big highlight for me was hanging out with with the
fellas. How we obviously, you know,
Socrates, Brian Morgan, Mike C Dimitri, a boy, Jesse, crazy ass
John gym rat. I'm staying.
I'm standing on the floor. Was I talking to you when John
hit me in the neck with that gum wrapper from the 4th floor?
I'm, I'm standing, I'm standing and talking to Missus Mocha and
something pops me in the neck and I'm looking around for
someone to attack and I don't see anybody.
So I look up and I see John looking over the balcony with
his hat on backwards making a a sign with his a gun sign with
his fingers. This guy threw a a balled up gum
wrapper down four stories and somehow angled it to hit me in
the neck. Let me tell you something, if
you offered me a billion dollars in my own island.
But you're not very good to do that, Daddy.
I would just say fuck you, I'm not even trying.
Your shoulders are pretty big, it's a pretty easy aim.
No, no, no, I mean. I could do it.
You you could do it. What happens when I throw stuff
at the trash can? I know, but that's what you have
me for. I have you here to lift things
and I'm here to aim OK for you. I.
Got you. Some things.
You can you're always good at hoping the putting all so you
enjoyed hanging out with the guys I actually like and I I'm
trying to I'm trying to say it nicely.
We had some people, what do you call them, Fanning fan.
We had some fans this weekend. Yeah, we always have fans.
What does that mean? I mean, we just had more people
coming up and saying that because I felt.
You saying it like natively, like you don't want people to
come. Talking positively I'm I'm
finished the story. Oh it may I was the next
sentence was it made me feel good.
It made me feel good that one couple actually came up and like
synced me because she said that her and her husband had been
talking about lifestyle for a while and that because of us
their first splash mocha was on in like 2023.
But because they listened to her podcast, because they actually
said to, they don't feel like Mocha is like very advertised,
like it's kind of secretive, like unless you're just kind of
in the know, I guess, which I didn't really think about.
But because I mean, they do advertise, but I mean, a lot of
their advertisement I think is more word of mouth.
But I mean, anyways, they were just like super appreciative and
like really nice people and just thank me, thank me, thank me for
there was she was like, I love your podcast.
She was like, I love his podcast, but yours is better.
I'm just kidding. She didn't say that.
I mean yours. Yours is joking.
I'm joking. She did not say that.
He's always more entertaining, baby.
No, but she did. She did.
They were a very nice couple. And then, you know, another
couple. She was, we don't want to say
too much about the podcast that we did at Mocha, but the ones we
did at Mocha were really good subjects, just like insecurities
for like new couples and this that and the other.
And like, you know, navigating emotions between logic and da da
da da da. And one lady came up to me and
she was like, I felt like you were in my brain.
I felt like you were just really in my brain because she was
like, I've had so many moments of being like insecure and sad
and didn't know how to deal with it.
And, you know, we basically told them that, you know, it's OK to
have emotions, You know, just learn how to deal with your
emotions, you know, don't do them.
The number one real guy, don't do it at a fucking party.
Go to your room. And, you know, we all have
emotions and the only thing that separates us is how we manage
them, you know? Yeah.
And then also after, after the podcast, you know, we want, we
usually wind up talking, getting pulled aside and having side
conversations, you know, where you're talking.
But we, we were, we had podcasts right after ours, I think both
days. So, yeah.
So we had. We went over our time both
times. Yeah, I think the first day we
was it, Mike, see, both days that we were infringing on his
podcast. Yes, we told them not to do that
anymore, not to put us like or put us after his or like switch
them like one day. Or put us at a time where we're
not like, yeah, butting up against someone else's podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, we had some really
good, like I feel like we had really good conversations, like
you said, deep conversations with many people.
Like I actually met a lot more people and actually had time to
talk to a lot more people in depth about things, about the
podcasts, about their dynamic or because I really think there's a
lot of people out there that think we're just like this a
perfect couple. We.
Wait, we're not. We thought we were perfect.
We accent. We accent each other.
We accent her. She accents me.
Oh. God, we accent each other back.
Well, we accent each other. I can't even say it though.
How? About we compliment each other.
Stop trying to accent. But we do complement each other
and it's but we're not perfect. Me by far.
I think Mr. Moko was a little more perfect because he had
already been through it, is what I'm saying.
Like as far as like his emotions and stuff, my, I was more like
all over the map, you know, like I didn't know anything about
anything. And there were times times were
had. Hey, and that and that's one
thing I say to people all the time.
The we it's easy for me to talk about things now, but you know,
you don't come by experience and knowledge without taking a whole
bunch of lumps. I'm I'm grateful that most of my
most embarrassing and most uncomfortable moments happened
when I was still a single guy trying to figure it out.
And I was glad with Mrs. Mocha being able to to, to be her
guide into the lifestyle. And I said it before, I, I love
now when I look back at, you know, the beginning where I
guided her into the lifestyle. And in the beginning, there were
so many things that I enjoy teaching her.
And now there are things that she teach.
She there's, there's things that she teach me because now she can
see things from a vantage point, from a perspective that I can't
because our experiences over the years have merged, you know, we,
we've become a single entity. So it's easier for me to give
advice based upon it's easy for me to give advice when I've
already fell over that thing. I mean, you're not a genius
where you can go, Hey, be careful.
There's a pothole when you turn the corner.
Well, I know it's a pothole because I already tore one of my
tires, you know, So it's not, it's not that you're a genius.
It's just that these are the things that I tripped over, I
fell over and one of the first things I always tell people is
it makes life a lot easier, especially in the lifestyle if
you're willing to admit the things that you're so you're
dealing with as a couple. If you have jealousy issues,
it's OK to say I'm jealous that don't mean that we're going to
stop doing a thing. It's OK to say that I'm jealous.
It's OK to say that I'm insecure.
It's OK to say that yes, I agreed to do this, but it made
me feel bad. You know, it's OK to understand
that as you go through the lifestyle, every single
experience that you have, every single time you play with a new
partner, every time you go to a new party, go to a different
event, you're around people. Every single one of those things
contribute to shaping and molding the person you are the
next day. So if you've been the lifestyle
for five years and you've gone to 20 parties, each one of those
parties are going to shape you and mold you.
You're not the same person this year that you were last year in
lifestyle. You know, if you're active in it
and being willing to accept that you're going to change, your
partner's going to change, your partner's desires are going to
change. So those are some of the things
that we've enjoyed helping people accept and and deal with.
Now Misses Mocha is a is a much gentler is a much gentler person
than I am. She's sweet Me, I'm more direct.
I tend to use the words that, you know, make you go, make you
feel more emotional because I feel like I'd much rather hear,
you know, hear the hard way and start working on it.
But you know, thanks to my kind and loving wife, I learned that
I can't always do that. Delivery is key.
I I've learned that honey. That's all.
Through the. But as I was saying, we're just
not a perfect couple and it's nice to tell people about it.
Not that we have like a bunch of issues.
We let we argue more about the dog and the kids than lifestyle
stuff. At places.
Yup. That's why you didn't really say
anything when you knew I'd done it.
He didn't even, he didn't even ask me two times.
He asked me one time. I was on my face and he knew the
answer. So we just didn't speak of it
until they showed up in the mail again.
I'm like, oh look, here's your pajamas.
Or this morning when I got up and said, did you go to the
hotel about your bathroom bags and your stuff?
I did. And no, you hadn't at that point
'cause they hadn't called you back.
And she's like, well, I just need you to drive up there.
And, you know, it's like, you know, I, I, I could fight this.
I could, but I'm gonna lose. So, I mean, it's because, hey, I
love rush hour traffic in Atlanta.
It's it's something about rush hour traffic when she says,
daddy, I really need that bag like as soon as possible and you
know, it's rush hour when she wants me to go out there.
So I, I love that. So I was like, well, you.
See their rush hour traffic or you're gonna have to spend money
on my new prescriptions. I told you they could have had
all my Bath and Body Works lotion and your brand new
Clippers that were in there. That was cool.
Wait, you left my my Clippers were in that bag?
Where else would they be? Or the love of God, woman, it's.
A fucking bad. From now I'm packing.
From now on I'm packing all my stuff separately.
That's cool, that's cool. I'm packing my stuff.
At least you're packing. I'm never packing again.
Ever. I'm packing all my shit
separate. I'm not even repacking this
stuff. I'll put The Dirty.
Clothes. You know why 'cause you didn't
have those fancy ass hair curler roller things.
Fuck, I think. They came in that but.
Based on my hair dryer. You didn't take your hair dryer?
I did take my hair dryer. I did not see it in there.
The good one. Yes.
You you from now on you get cheap hair dryers.
Motherfucker, I didn't think about it.
Anyways, we're digress, but I I mean, yeah, in no way shape or
form are we, like perfect. We just.
I, I've said to you that I wish that I, I'm glad that I have Mr.
Mocha for sure, but I wish that there was a woman, a female
influence earlier in the lifestyle too, that could give
me advice. Not saying that I'm like the
best thing since sliced bread because I'm not, but I wish
there was somebody, there was a me that could give me advice
back then because Mr. Mocha was really good.
But, you know, he also wasn't as good at understanding emotions.
And I don't want to say emotions.
That's really harsh. Yeah.
He's very logical like, and only could be logical about things
like he wouldn't if it if there wasn't a logical explanation, it
didn't happen. It was a little of you can't say
you don't know because you know, Well, you don't.
I didn't fucking know. But he couldn't understand that
because his brain thinks one way and mine thinks another, you
know? But also, I said we're not
perfect. None of us are perfect.
And I definitely think that there is having, having a
mature, having a mature female voice for ladies out there who
are honest but can understand what they go through would be,
is, is always good because, you know, you're right.
I'm I tend to be more logical and I I'm not as.
And sometimes I told you, some women just need to hear ya.
Fuck that bitch. Yeah, let's see.
And that and that's where I did. I've never been of the the
school of that, you know, me and my me.
And if me and the fellas, we have a conversation, if I say
that I did or said something stupid to my wife, my boys be
like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would you say that? You know, but then like, I'll
listen to ladies talk, someone ladies talk to each other and
and you did something stupid to your husband and then the other
lady will be like, oh girl, don't worry about it.
It's not that bad. I'm sitting like in my mind
like, no, it was definitely that fucking bad.
So you know, I, I never understood that part, but I
mean. Sometimes though, you need to
calm your friend down before you like.
Tell them that they did something dumb because you're
emotional and and when you're emotional, you're not going to
listen to a whole lot, even your friend, like not always, you
know. So it's calm your friend down
and then later you can be like, hey, girl, like that wasn't
maybe like don't do that again. Let's maybe think that over and
don't do that again next time. I didn't want to tell you that
yesterday because I know you were having like a little
meltdown. Yeah, I mean, that's that's
exactly why. Because, you know, your boys be
like, yeah, man, no disrespect, but you're acting like a little
bitch. Yeah, that's.
What? That's what the fellas do.
Not all of them now. You hear me?
You hear me going at it all the time.
Mrs. Mocha heard me. And earlier, MM C was here from
Keys and Necklace, of course, and we were recording the
podcast and him and I were down here going at it.
I was working. Yeah, she was just working.
And all I heard Mr. Mocha, it was either Mr. Mocha and Mike CI
heard one of them say, no, dude, you're Renegan now you're
Renegan. And I was like, what?
You don't backpedal, man, Don't backpedal.
But our basement is a completely different area of our house.
And I, they were so loud, I could hear them.
Yeah, like talking back and forth at each other.
And I was like, oh, wow. And then Q came over today and
they just like to be combative. That's not my thing.
I don't ever want to be combative with my friend.
Well, you know you. I think you guys like to do
that. Iron sharpens iron.
I think you guys just like to be manly, man shit.
Let's do some man shit guys. You know what?
Let's piss each other off. This is a cool thing.
Like what the fuck? I mean, when do we piss you like
we we laugh, we're always laughing when it's over.
I don't like I said, like you said, you can't understand like
women's emotions. I just like me having all my
brothers around. I didn't understand some of the
stupid shit that they did and like why would you?
Why would you do that to him? Like, but you know, it's not for
me to understand. That's you guys dynamic.
Yeah, it's testosterone. Fucks you up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But overall I enjoyed the event
as usual. The hotel was deaf is definitely
different. How I feel about the layout.
I love the out. I like the layout, but I do like
AI do like a layout where I can kind of see everyone without
without walls blocking. So I was kind of in the.
I did like it, but. You could see everything, you
just look down the atrium. Yeah.
So, you know, I have to. I've got a, I've got to.
You can hear that on the podcast.
You think you can wait till we're done?
Oh, I'm sorry, honey, you should.
I've been. Doing this for like 10.
Minutes. You should have told me it's all
good. Yeah.
No, you let me. Be clipping his nails.
Let me get a baggage chips for 30 minutes before he told me
that this. Picnic for that.
That was literally Mike CI. Didn't know about that part.
He loved that editing job. That's on you guys.
But yeah, so the the hotel, I'm still like 5050 on it.
But the event itself to me was, was good.
The the people was good. The energy was fucking
phenomenal. But just the, the energy.
And I think one point on Friday afternoon or Friday evening.
Friday or Friday? Friday.
Mr. Mocha is not from the South, and he still says Friday all the
time. That's how I learned to say it.
Say Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday.
OK, so on Friday. No, say Friday, it's fun.
There we go. Anyways, on Friday afternoon,
this is, This is after she was talking with her accent earlier.
So, so on Friday evening, I, I walked.
So I, I gave somebody a tour. And the thing that I enjoyed the
most is during the tour, at one point I stood back and I was why
we were kind of, we were in the atrium, but angled to where we
can see the atrium and the, the bar and restaurant at the same
time. And there were so many people
that were laughing, joking and having a great time.
The the environment energy was absolutely amazing in my
opinion. So that was something, the
energy of the event is something that I really, really enjoyed.
So I mean that that I love that I enjoyed the event.
Yeah, me too. I like that.
I feel like the same. The energy was good.
Somebody said Heavy says he needed a forklift for all my
stuff. I feel that I understand this.
Oh, and I don't know, Socrates saying sorry, the comments
didn't the What the freak is wrong with me today?
Because you do busy worry about Friday.
Friday, Socrates says that's me. He pays for the tickets and
carries the luggage and Siren said same girl, Socrates is the
same. Yeah, well, I'm assuming we're
we're back. We're back far when we were
talking about the airport stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I sorry we missed that. I don't know why it didn't pop
up. Had I been the one looking at
the messages, I would not have forgotten.
Right. You have it up on your fucking
computer that's in front of your eye.
Mine's on my phone and it didn't pop up.
She also says definitely better than Last Blast location in
Atlanta for sure. That's good.
That is good. We only liked the other location
better because it was closer to our house.
Yeah, it was a shorter drive. There was like 1 zip code number
great for us. Greedy purposes, That's it,
yeah. Mrs. Mocha could come home and
play with the dog. He missed me so bad.
Oh, the porno pup did make an appearance at at Splash Mocha.
He. Did jump.
He came in and walked through the lobby.
Everybody was talking about his beard.
We do have a bearded poodle, and no, he's not little, somebody
said. When they saw him, they're like,
oh, I thought he was gonna be little.
He's a big dog. He a big dog.
He's a medium dog. He's 55 lbs.
That dog ain't 55 lbs unless he's wet.
Go take him, drop him off next time 'cause they weigh him every
time at the Grim. That dog is is about 42 lbs.
He's not 42. Pounds.
No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
He's 47 lbs. No, he's not.
He's 55 lbs. We put him on a diet.
We're not. He's supposed to be like 60 to
70. He's actually underweight.
He just doesn't eat. Anyways, we're just talking shit
here. The whole point of the episode
we did not even talk about, which was the post splash.
Calm down, which was just coming down off of Mocha.
But I mean, we did. We did have a good time.
We're glad that we got to like see everybody we got to see.
We were especially glad that we got to have Siren and Socrates
at the house last night. Plus the other Mike C came and
did somebody else come? Yes, yeah, I.
Can't say her name. Dirty dirty slut.
BBC for bbci Think it's her that's so serious.
I think that's her Twitter handle.
OK. Dirty slut for BBC.
Yeah. Fitting, fitting.
Yeah, her and her husband came over.
It was entertaining for sure. Siren had us crying that we were
laughing so hard on the deck just from telling stories from
the weekend. And my voice is even worse now
than it was when we got to Mocha so.
Yeah, they were outside laughing while all the guys were inside
falling, drinking and half sleep.
I was nodding off. That's because at 10, we did
have Bunny. Bunny was there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't sure if I could say her
name on the podcast, but I guess that's fine.
It was right. But I was literally crying.
I was laughing so hard because Siren was trying to recreate
what me and dirty slut were doing with coke bottle penis.
So she was on dirty slut was on Sirens back.
We actually, there's actually a photo.
I forgot to send it to her and she's riding Sirens back on the
deck while we were making a recreation of how it went.
Yeah. Now, one thing I can't I have to
say about Siren is like when she's about telling a funny
story, like the like her, like the the facial expression, like
she makes you like she prepares you to laugh.
She she's good if she says if she's telling some funny shit,
it's funny. Like she's definitely good at,
you know, telling a good story. So I.
Because she was like, no, come on, just come get on my back.
Show me how how you did, how you guys did it.
Just get on my fucking back. And they're on the deck outside
on their knees on the deck. She's on her back.
Oh, anyways, you had to be there.
But I was laughing so hard. I was crying so and my throat,
but it was it was a good it was a good calm down from Mocha to
that. And I think we're actually going
to start like planning that more often because it was instead of
us just coming home and passing out at 4:00 PM and not sleeping
at all that night. We were forced to stay up, which
was great. And we actually, it was good.
Like I said it was. In Pat in past years before we
started. Oh wait, there's more comments.
In past years when we used to host or promote other hotel
parties in Atlanta, we would do like a post, like a post party,
you know, like we do one before the party started, before the
before the hotel party started. And those are always fun.
So this was actually something a little different because usually
after hotel party we're like fuck this, we're going to bed.
Yeah. But we're like, well.
Discreet player says seem to be a lot of new faces and met a few
fun new couples and then like the new new hotel overall but
also 5050 on it. Yeah, I don't I don't want to
get in trouble for complaining so I'm not going to I am I'm not
going to complain, but I feel like the ballrooms were that I
feel the overall hotel was great.
The staff was great for it to the be their first time, like
they were on it. Yeah.
I mean, they had ample staff, staff and the ballrooms were
just really separated. It was kind of like a ball.
God, fuck, I can't even talk Fort Lauderdale, you know, Fort
Lauderdale, everything's kind of far from each other.
But I mean, overall, I think people still had fun because and
New Year's the the ballrooms were not that crowded, like they
were kind of done at 11 AM, but here they were.
I mean, people were down there till they were kicking people
out at 3:00. AMI don't know, it's always
good. Yeah, somebody said not not
going to lie, the layout was weird.
Yeah, yeah, it was different. It was different for sure.
I think it's a lot of everybody having to get used to like new
stuff, you know, it's just, you know, some of us don't like
change. So anyways, I think we keep
getting new replies. But if you're replying, I'm
sorry. It's like a tease.
I can't see them. That's actually tried and she
like. Agreed, the layout took some
getting used to. Was just great player.
Yeah I don't see any. What?
Definitely better than yeah, I saw that already.
You're behind your computer's behind my phone's going faster
than your computer. I hope I got everybody's
comments. I'm trying to respond.
But yeah, I think the layout did get you know, if you've been to
the other Atlanta hotel, it was some get there.
It was different, you know, I. Think there was give and take,
you know, you like any place you it's, it's, you can never have a
perfect venue unless you build it yourself, you know, So
overall, I think in every hotel or every, yeah, every hotel,
you, you have one thing that you like and then something that you
don't like. So overall, I'm also a big I
also am a fan of the most important element of any party
is the people. Oh, I see it now, Sorry the
comments came up late, Siren says.
Why did I think porno pup was a bulldog 'cause he absolutely.
That's how I know she doesn't pay attention when I talk to her
about the dogs because I absolutely said.
Wait, she thought our standard poodle was a bulldog?
I absolutely told her like 30 times it was the standard
poodle. Did she think it was the
standard poodle? After seeing it in person, I
asked the question. Yes, she just kept saying.
I thought it was a bull. Oh, and then Socrates said
that's because we tried it and she liked it.
Did we do it right? So that that's what the
discussion was outside. That's why Siren was trying to
show us what they did, because when we talked about it on the
podcast at the hotel, her and Socrates tried it with someone
else. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I told, I told one of
our friends who misses Mocha play.
It was telling me. He was talking like, oh, yeah, I
put her in this position. I did that.
I was like, hey, hey, don't do that.
Don't have her come home asking me to do some weird shit.
She tried with you. OK, If you're going to do it,
don't tell me about it. You know, we always give
everybody a hard time. He was laughing his ass off.
Yeah, we are going to in the podcast guys, we are exhausted.
We just wanted to get on and, you know, while it was still on
fresh on our minds and had some things to talk about.
Hopefully Mr. Moko won't have to work a bunch this week and won't
have to. He'll have time to edit podcasts
all week and we'll hopefully we'll have the at least the ones
we did at Splash Moko out by like next week or so by.
Monday. OK, he says by Monday.
So we shall see, because he's the boss of this.
Oh, and Misses Mocha's birthday is coming up next week.
Her birthday is on, is it Saturday?
Maybe I didn't want the interwebs.
Well, you guys know. So everybody be sure to say
happy birthday to my lovely crazy wife.
And until the next time, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for
hanging out with Misses Mocha and I on old faces.
Goodbye from the Mocha's.