1 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,240 Hello and welcome to another episode of Old Faces. 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,200 We are your host, Mr. And misses Nuka. 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,880 And on tonight's episode, we, I'm just excited. 4 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:20,200 I mean, like we've been getting it right so often. 5 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,720 I'm used to getting it wrong and being verbally assaulted. 6 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,840 So like just. Got scared. 7 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,560 Yeah, I had to like look over my shoulder to see I was. 8 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:33,280 Going to throw my shoe at you. I probably deserve it. 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,000 All right, so on. So First things first, I have to 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,280 apologize to our listeners out there. 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:45,920 I just realized that I never put out our After Mocha podcast 12 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,880 podcast, so I'm going to release that one after this one. 13 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:50,480 Cool, cool, cool. Yeah. 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,960 The the podcast from March. Yeah, yeah, from March. 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,600 Like I was like, wait a minute. What? 16 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,400 Yeah, I messed that up. That's that's my fault. 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:05,000 I'm sorry, but OK. Yeah. 18 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 So, you know, it's like we I'm acting like a rookie here. 19 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:12,600 So tonight it's going to be sexy questions and. 20 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,080 I'm not making you nervous, Mr. Margo. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,160 Yeah, you make me nervous. You're staring at me like that. 22 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,240 I mean, I pull up. We always stare at each other 23 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,720 like that. I'm wondering what today was any 24 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,040 different? No, I'm kind of excited because 25 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,600 you've been, you've been avoiding me in the podcast 26 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,960 lately, so. I've just been busy. 27 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,200 She's too busy for me and my. He's so lying, you. 28 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,800 Don't want to hang out with me on the podcast anymore, guys. 29 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,320 He makes me do this thing called a job and. 30 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,400 You know I have one too. I don't want You think she's 31 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,200 dealing. With no, no, no, no, that wasn't 32 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,560 like that. I was just. 33 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,960 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. 34 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,040 What? You know, get you promoted and 35 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,040 promoted and promoted and then one day I'll just you. 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,680 Know sugar Mama? Yeah, I'm sitting on the sofa. 37 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:03,440 I'm with belly out with a beer. As long as we have a pool and a 38 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,720 pool boy, I don't. Care, I'll be sure to work on 39 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,919 getting you one of those baby. All right, so we're going to 40 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:14,000 just jump right into some good questions for for lifestyle 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,760 people swingers. So we'll start out with you, 42 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,640 Missus Mocha. You answer, then I'll answer. 43 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:20,600 What's your favorite kind of first encounter? 44 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,920 Well, you know, we talk about that often, but I'll since it's 45 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,160 a question, I'll ask what's your fate? 46 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,600 What's your favorite first encounter as a tongue twister? 47 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,600 Don't judge me. Slow burn or like instant heat? 48 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,880 I guess it depends on the person. 49 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,360 I can't say that I don't know. Let me be honest, I have really 50 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,080 have been not good at making any decisions lately. 51 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:50,720 So I because I there's some people that I like to talk to 52 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,440 and text more than others. Sorry for the fellows out there 53 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,280 that don't receive texts back. Yeah, I'm just kidding. 54 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:03,760 No but I mean you're I like sexually stimulating 55 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,960 conversations but I don't require them. 56 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,960 Is that a good answer? So it could be a let's RIP the 57 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,880 Band-Aid into it, or it could be a slow burn depending on the 58 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:17,600 person. Me for me, I think it's more 59 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:23,840 like, you know, I like you, you like me, let's fuck, you know, 60 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:32,280 but I'm also talking of person. So if we have good chemistry, I 61 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,440 like the I like to have I like it when the sexual chemistry is 62 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,640 so good that you just have the desire to tear each other's 63 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,800 clothes off. But you know, that being said, 64 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:46,960 then afterwards is when I kind of want to talk and get to know 65 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,520 you because honestly, like as a play partner, my fear is always 66 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:55,200 like, I don't want to. I don't want to get to know you 67 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,080 too good and then the sex is trash and I'm like. 68 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,480 I mean, I haven't done that many times. 69 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,200 Yeah, yeah. It's like like I really like the 70 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,840 person but the sex isn't great. Yeah, yeah. 71 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,040 I mean, sometimes maybe it's not the sex isn't good, it's just 72 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,960 the chemistry is not good. Chemistry does make sex better. 73 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,720 I realized because, you know, years back, I wouldn't fuck 74 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,360 anybody more than like one time. Like if it was more than one 75 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:27,800 time then it was extremely good. But I've, you know, I started 76 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:32,560 doing that more, like having some more consistency, and that 77 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:39,800 has made play easier, even like talking about fantasies and 78 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,440 stuff like that that I've never really did with anybody before 79 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,040 more recently. We're going to get to that 80 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:49,360 question in a minute, all right. What turns you a more 81 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,320 confidence, mystery or surrender? 82 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,120 For me, yeah, I don't want you to total surrender. 83 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,800 I like you to. I like somebody that's a little 84 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,160 more in control. So you want to surrender? 85 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,280 Not totally or. You like or you rather guy with 86 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,320 with confidence? Yes, yeah, you definitely need 87 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,120 some confidence because I have heard that I can be 88 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:23,600 intimidating, not intentionally. I mean, I guess when it comes to 89 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,080 a female, it's I don't want mystery. 90 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,920 Like I live with you and you're still mysterious. 91 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,080 Like I don't, I don't need any more mystery. 92 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,400 I'll go surrender. Just put it on the table. 93 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,080 Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want. 94 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,840 And then, you know, we can we can go from there. 95 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,920 Just remember he'll likely do it. 96 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,240 Mr. Mook was very literal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 97 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,840 If you say just fuck me in the ass, he's going to fuck you in 98 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,360 the. I'm going in. 99 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,120 He will, yeah. Alright, so do you prefer like 100 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,800 playful teasing or like? Absolutely not. 101 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:07,000 I'm going to cut your off right there. 102 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,720 You don't have to tell me what option B is. 103 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,280 Absolutely not. No playful. 104 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,520 I am very impatient. Yeah. 105 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,640 When it comes to that. Yeah, for me it's. 106 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,960 You can finish the question though. 107 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,000 Just not listen. You already answered it. 108 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,240 You, you, you already. Answered, it says do you prefer 109 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,480 playful teasing or deep intensity when things start 110 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,840 heating up? Yeah, Yeah, no. 111 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,240 Deep intensity, you go with that, Yeah. 112 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:38,480 Yeah, deep and hard, buddy. It's just. 113 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,040 Alright, alright, so alright, what's your favorite part about 114 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:53,640 meeting a new play partner? I want to say that that's not my 115 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,600 favorite part. That's actually my least 116 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,760 favorite part. I'm I'm excited to meet them, 117 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,360 but it's always like the what if it's not any good or if they 118 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,600 don't look like they're pictures? 119 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,960 Like I overthink that part. And then once I meet them and 120 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,000 everything's good, like second time is better for me. 121 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,560 Maybe it's more like excitement than anxiety about it. 122 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:21,160 I I just. Sorry, guys, I've been drinking 123 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:22,800 a little alcohol. Got a little burp there. 124 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,360 I apologize. All right, so I think my 125 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:34,440 favorite part about about meeting a new partner or like 126 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,800 when you. Yeah, with me, a new partner. 127 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:41,640 I think my favorite part is the anticipation. 128 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,080 No one. Mr. Muck is like a kid in a 129 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,600 candy store. Yes. 130 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:55,600 No, not into the meeting them. I don't did texting, talking, 131 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,760 all of that. No, that's not my favorite. 132 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:05,200 Like my favorite part is the anticipation once I meet them of 133 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:13,560 sex and it's I'm everyone knows I'm a sensory person, so just 134 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:18,080 feeling the person touching and touching her and anticipating 135 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,440 the way she's going to respond to me. 136 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:23,880 So that's my favorite part. When they look at you like 137 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,040 steak. I like that. 138 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:29,520 Now here's a good one. Do you fantasize before a meet 139 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,039 up or do you just go and vibe with the moment? 140 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,679 I definitely fantasize. Me too. 141 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,799 I know, that's why we're married. 142 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:43,159 You know, most, most women say no to that. 143 00:08:43,159 --> 00:08:44,760 Like, really? Yeah. 144 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,920 Oh, I fantasize. I fantasize about what I want to 145 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,800 happen and if I've like sexted them a lot, then like what we've 146 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,320 talked about and it makes things better once I get there. 147 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,560 That makes the meat easier if I've talked to them longer. 148 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:04,480 The meat as an M EE T or MEAT, yes. 149 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,320 The meat, yes. Oh, that's good. 150 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,080 That's good. All right. 151 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:16,760 So are you more of a the seducer or do you rather be seduced? 152 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,080 I would say I'm more of a seducer because I usually can 153 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,120 get things started. I don't know. 154 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,480 I think when with like a man, they're they struggle with being 155 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:34,920 like respectful, not respectful. They don't want to. 156 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:39,280 Struggle it with it but they are they're trying to be respectful 157 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,160 and I just want to get down to like or do we have like the same 158 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:46,280 mindset more or less like are we going to talk about nasty shit 159 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:51,320 or can you send me a Dick picture or I also don't want to 160 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:56,440 talk to you. Not that a size is a issue, but 161 00:09:56,560 --> 00:10:00,040 I do not want a micro penis. And if you have a lot of hair, 162 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,960 how boil, I'm not going to freak out because I if you trim it, 163 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,360 that's cool. OK. 164 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,040 But like a lot of hair, I don't know if the Bush is back. 165 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,200 Like, I know we've talked about that, but I really feel like 166 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:17,080 it's back, Daddy. That is his unsanitary. 167 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,720 It's not. I've literally, you know, many 168 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,720 guys I've fucked lately and they've had hair and I'm like, 169 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,320 maybe that's back. Back down to the ball fro. 170 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,560 I yeah. So I just can't do too much of 171 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,960 that. Yeah, if it's like trimmed good. 172 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,400 Anyways, we we digress. But yeah, go ahead. 173 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,720 Your, your, your turn. But yeah, I like to do the 174 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,160 seducing. I feel like I have to most of 175 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,360 the time because the guys are trying to be respectful. 176 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,200 Yeah, and and I think that's that's a tough one for me as a 177 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,760 dude because until I actually get to to meet the person, like 178 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,920 when you're talking on the phone or texting, let's just be 179 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,640 honest, I'm as a very direct person, I come across bad on 180 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:03,200 text message because I don't I'm yeah, I'm I'm, I'm bad at 181 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,640 texting. Then also it's. 182 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,600 He's good at texting if you send him nudes. 183 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,080 No, I'm good at texting once I know what the rules are. 184 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,160 The problem is, is you just never really know the rules of 185 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,880 engagement. And when you first start talking 186 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:22,600 to somebody, you know, it's like, and this is going to sound 187 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,960 kind of fucked up, but I'm going to say it. 188 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:29,040 It's like you'll text somebody and she wants a guy who's a 189 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:33,960 gentleman, but she wants a guy who's not a gentleman. 190 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:38,960 She wants a guy who is not the let me whip my Dick out. 191 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,920 But then she wants a guy who's going to whip his Dick out. 192 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,920 So it just kind of depends upon the day. 193 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,360 So it's difficult being the seducer in the beginning because 194 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,720 you kind of walk on an egg shells. 195 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:54,320 You don't really your own egg shells because you don't really 196 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,880 know what's acceptable. Now once I know it's acceptable 197 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,800 and once I've actually interacted with you and I've had 198 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,480 an opportunity to talk to you, then absolutely I want to be the 199 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,200 seducer. But it's kind of challenging 200 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,600 sometimes because you really don't know what you know. 201 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,240 Once I know for sure, yes, yes, I like you. 202 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,640 Yes, I I want to have sex with you. 203 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:18,600 And you know, I'm not going to show you my titties on Monday 204 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,960 and then be offended that I asked if we can have sex on 205 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,520 Thursday. Yeah. 206 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,360 You know, this is just kind of depends for me. 207 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,680 It is harder for men than women when it comes to that, I think. 208 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,280 Now here's a good question. What's something you've done the 209 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,320 lifestyle that surprised even you? 210 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,080 That's, I have no idea. That's so many things, yeah. 211 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,360 Mrs. Mocha's nasty like nothing. Surprised her on the podcast. 212 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,160 Yeah, like she don't surprise herself too much. 213 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,200 Like she might surprise me with some freaky shit she'll be 214 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,120 talking about, but surprising herself? 215 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,360 I don't know. I surprised myself with the 216 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,280 stepdaddy thing. Yeah, yeah. 217 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,400 That's like a level 2 though. Yeah, because, you know, she 218 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:11,640 calls me daddy and, you know, she calls home somebody, 219 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,240 Stepdaddy, and she was really turned off by it. 220 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:22,760 Not anymore. Well, you know, I we'll save 221 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,160 that story for another time. Yeah. 222 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:26,080 But she that was that did surprise you. 223 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,000 It did surprise me because I was like already kind of in a nasty 224 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:35,360 mood when I got there and I won't tell the whole story. 225 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,480 But Long story short, he kept saying so you call him daddy. 226 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,560 Like he was questioning like if I I think he was questioning if 227 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:47,120 I could call anybody else daddy, which I don't like to. 228 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,640 I don't want to like I don't have a desire to. 229 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,360 Then he got in the room and started fucking the shit out of 230 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,200 me and I was like fuck my whore pussy step daddy. 231 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:02,720 Yeah, his Dick was like, like went from hard to like missile 232 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,600 hard and then he like with sweating all over me. 233 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,800 I was hot. Then I came home and told Daddy. 234 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:14,040 Yeah, then I got mine. I was surprised at myself 235 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:14,280 though. She. 236 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,800 She was, she was, she was surprised and nervous and 237 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,360 excited and she told me about it. 238 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,040 I think she just told me because she wanted some more Dick. 239 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,840 No, I told you because I would have felt bad not telling you. 240 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,160 You know, like, I mean, I always want some more Dick. 241 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,360 Hope I say that I mean. I always want more Dick. 242 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,800 Lady to write for us stuck it in and tell me so clearly you want. 243 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,440 To No, I told you when you were fucking me. 244 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,920 Oh. Yeah, it was good though. 245 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,160 I was like. I'm sorry, Daddy, I called him 246 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:51,760 Stepdaddy. It's your take card. 247 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,040 It's swelling up, it's swelling. Up. 248 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,480 OK, what'd you do to surprise yourself, Mr. Mocha? 249 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:06,920 Surprise myself? What have I done to surprise 250 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:12,760 myself? Fuck, I don't know, Mom. 251 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,120 Because you're lame. I'm. 252 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,560 Trying to think what I've done because I'm a fucking pervert. 253 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,400 I don't know. I mean, it surprised me. 254 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,320 Like, I mean, I can't really surprise me. 255 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,400 I'm right. I'm dirty. 256 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,000 You already have thought about like what you're going to do, 257 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,840 right? Any filthy thing that I've done, 258 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,760 I've thought about it. I I've come to it 70,000 times 259 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,360 already. So once it actually happens, 260 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,360 it's like, oh, that feels better. 261 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:43,840 So I don't, I don't surprise myself, not really. 262 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,400 Then you fuck 7 chicks. Did you? 263 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,800 Surprise yourself. I mean, I didn't surprise myself 264 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,680 because I did that. I was surprised that you 265 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,000 facilitated it. I mean, I was more surprised 266 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:04,200 that you made it happen and you, you know, we're so good while it 267 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,320 was happening. So not that I, I wasn't 268 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,200 surprised. OK. 269 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,520 So is there any bucket list scenario that you haven't 270 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,520 checked off yet? Yep, I'm not talking about him 271 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,600 on the fuck. They're not ready for that. 272 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,280 Well, no, I'm. Pretty sure you I mean they're 273 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,040 ready for it was wish your bucket list. 274 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,000 What do I have left on my bucket list? 275 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:27,720 Yes, yeah. What? 276 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:32,280 What sexual thing do that you plan on checking off that you 277 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:38,840 haven't checked off yet? You've done pretty much. 278 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,480 I mean, bucket list is not something that you've done 279 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,760 already, true? True. 280 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,240 But just because you want to do it again, that what? 281 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,160 If it's like a restart, it's been a long time. 282 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,320 Like a redo. Only women can grade shit on 283 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,880 curves and be like, yeah, I did it once, but you know, after six 284 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:57,880 years it's a redo. It's. 285 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,040 Like a restart. OK, well. 286 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,240 'Cause it was. Technically it's of a new vagina 287 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:02,600 now. Oh. 288 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,200 My goodness. So like, everything would be 289 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,040 brand new. Oh my God. 290 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:10,119 Oh my God. What? 291 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:13,240 I don't think I've ever have I ever done an airtight before. 292 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:18,560 No, no, you had. AI just had like ADPI had a 293 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:24,040 gangbang, yeah. DPADVPI, Wait, no, no, no, no, 294 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,800 no. I think you did have a airtight. 295 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:32,240 I'm pretty sure you did. I think sometimes. 296 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,240 You. No, no. 297 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,640 Well, no. You almost did. 298 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,120 It was you were getting a gangbang and that was when me 299 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:43,320 and Lupe had gave you ADP. Now you hear me, DVP. 300 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,240 He'd not. Oh, oh, no, you're right. 301 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,600 That was DVP. Oh, yeah, So you're right. 302 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,440 Yeah. No, Nope. 303 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,640 You had a hole free. Look at that. 304 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,640 You had a hole open. Oh, is that what an airtight is? 305 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,560 Yeah, one in each hole, one of your one in your pussy, one in 306 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,240 your ass, one in your mouth. How you going? 307 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,520 How? How are you going to? 308 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,440 You have something on your bucket list and you don't even 309 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,560 know the actual description for what it is. 310 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,080 He and me like sucking somebody's Dick would like so 311 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,840 no. No, you you still got a hole 312 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,640 that's available. What if you're not doing anal? 313 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,080 Well, well, then you're not going to be airtight. 314 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,480 You're right. Air comes, don't come out. 315 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,760 I'll do it. Even though I'd appreciate it, 316 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,160 no air comes out of that hole. She's. 317 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,440 So. Sorry, so sorry. 318 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,440 I'm sorry. I OK. 319 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,760 No. So I can do so I guess. 320 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,880 I guess I oh, I had to have done that at some point in time. 321 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,120 You have never done airtight. That's right because the the 322 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:50,040 you've done we DPDP because it's we just get guys that are weird 323 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,200 about it Yeah yeah yeah OK so I guess an airtight then would be 324 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,720 on my bucket list and I want to fuck outside. 325 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,360 I haven't done public sex. I'm so. 326 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,320 You fucked outside before. Out of our house, that doesn't 327 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,160 count I. Mean that's still outside. 328 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,560 Like at a park or something. I'm pretty sure you fucked 329 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,440 somebody outside. Maybe I have. 330 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,920 Yeah, well, but you know, we can throw down the bucket. 331 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:22,800 List and also everyone is going to think I'm a total asshole. 332 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,040 No, I'm not going to say that one, but I have a really major 333 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,480 one. What's the major one? 334 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,760 No, because people are going to think that I'm like Harlot. 335 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:38,440 I like harlots. I mean, I fuck it, let's have 336 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,280 it. I want to fuck like somebody but 337 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:49,440 their person doesn't know like. Like a cheating fantasy, you 338 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,360 harlot. Like, I don't know, get fucked 339 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,240 on their back deck while their person's asleep? 340 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:01,760 Oh, you said to say shit. I did say say I I did. 341 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,000 I can. Bleep that part out. 342 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,320 No, no, we're not bleeping it out. 343 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,200 We're putting it out because. I don't want people to think I'm 344 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,720 a bad person. I'm not like thinking about 345 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:13,600 somebody's like freaking spouse. I'm just, I don't know. 346 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,040 You, but that made no. Maybe it's just a cheating 347 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:23,080 fantasy though, so maybe it's just like all parties know, they 348 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,560 just don't know when it's going to happen. 349 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,480 Listen, I'm not judging you. I mean. 350 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,360 You just judged me so hard. You told me to fuck. 351 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:36,040 I can't judge you because I mean I encourage all of the filthy, 352 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,440 nasty things you talk about. Now everyone is going to think 353 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,760 I'm a cheating whore. We're going to get to that. 354 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,840 Keep going. Wait a second. 355 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:51,400 OK. Do you have a type or is 356 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:57,400 chemistry the only rule? I'm going to say what I'm 357 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,920 thinking. No, that, no, that. 358 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,280 That's actually a good question. Do I have a type? 359 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:08,760 Or is it all about chemistry? Yes and no. 360 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:14,480 I I have a type of guy but. But you can make an exception 361 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:14,960 for. Chemistry. 362 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,040 I will always play with chemistry. 363 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,040 Yes. I would rather you be like, 364 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:24,120 sarcastic or funny or. I mean, you can't look like the 365 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:32,560 Hunchback of Notre Dame, but what? 366 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,800 Now listen, no, I'm. Hey, look, you know how I am. 367 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,720 I. You get on your. 368 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,320 Yeah, I am definitely. Crazy stuff and I'm getting 369 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,720 judged the fuck out of myself. I am not judging you, honey. 370 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,320 I'm just saying, OK, let me let's just say this because in 371 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:53,920 day-to-day life, I say fucked up stuff all the time and I get 372 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,400 ready to say fucked up stuff all the time and I'll look at her. 373 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,320 She's like, daddy, don't say it, which to me means if I, if she 374 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,600 can say don't say it before I say it, she thought it first, 375 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,200 But that's just me. So I'm constantly being 376 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,800 chastised by my wife for the things that come out of my mouth 377 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,840 in public, like what what happened the other day when I 378 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,200 out the airport. Anyway, So like we, we have 379 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,760 these moments like like the guy at the airport yesterday was was 380 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:26,160 yesterday the fucking wheelchair guy that I was ready to slap, 381 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,280 but I wasn't in the wrong. The guy was trying to run. 382 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,840 No, first of all, it wasn't the wheelchair person. 383 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,280 It was the person in the airport pushing the wheelchair. 384 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,480 Person. Yeah, like the wheelchair. 385 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,840 The guy was literally was trying to run me down like for no 386 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,360 reason. Like I moved over and he was 387 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,480 aiming the chair at me. I moved again, he continued to 388 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,600 aim, I moved again and it it was so bad. 389 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,400 And I'm like saying to myself, am I being a Dick? 390 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,920 And the, the, the, the sweet old lady in the wheelchair as they 391 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,040 go by where he's about to run over my toes. 392 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,880 She pat my arm on the way by and said, I'm so sorry for him. 393 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,440 And I'm like, I knew it wasn't me. 394 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:12,240 And the whole time my wife is like, daddy, look at the look on 395 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,120 your face, 'cause I Oh well, OK, wait, I'm sorry. 396 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,240 It wasn't there wasn't a look on my face was what I was. 397 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:22,480 Saying he literally was like, what did you say? 398 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:27,120 There's there's a whole fucking laying over there or something. 399 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,840 And I was like Daddy. I'm, well, I'm literally like 400 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,800 running from the fucking guy like I am. 401 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,240 I am very I like old people. Listen. 402 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,360 I like old people. There was a sweet little old 403 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:43,520 lady in the wheelchair. I was literally moving out of 404 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,200 the lane. He was going out of his way. 405 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,000 It was I not moving. No. 406 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,800 I ran into the wall trying to get out of the way. 407 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,960 After he said excuse me. No, I was already against the 408 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,440 wall. I saw him coming and he just 409 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,600 kept but. You kept going while he was 410 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,040 coming, so you should have moved so he could come. 411 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,520 You could have stopped at the pole, but you continued on with 412 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,040 a suitcase. Now you see why I said he. 413 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,280 Had the whole lane. I ran into the wall, he had the 414 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,880 whole lane. Naked. 415 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:21,400 Yeah, I forgot I put on every. I put on the wrong robe. 416 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,080 Anyways, Mr. Moco was. Anyway, so I was like. 417 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,000 We were. This guys trying to run me with 418 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,200 the fucking wheelchair. Breakfast, we were with our kid. 419 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,760 She does not need to see any violence. 420 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,880 I I wasn't violence. I was just like. 421 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,880 You were, you were very confrontational and you didn't 422 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,680 have to be. You didn't get ran over. 423 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,440 The old lady didn't die. Everybody made it out 424 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,320 peacefully. All you had to do was walk away. 425 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,160 Now let's say he'd ran over my foot and dumped the poor lady on 426 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,040 the. Floor something. 427 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,760 Then he he would have dumped her on the floor and then I would 428 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,040 have been the bad guy 'cause it was my foot he ran over. 429 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,760 Nope, 'cause you would have said something and I would have 430 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,480 allowed it. Oh, so so you were only going to 431 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,840 let me say something after he dumped the old lady? 432 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,480 You were injured. I told you if you're injured or 433 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,960 if someone is in danger, it's OK to say anything. 434 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,240 The. Old lady was in danger. 435 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,280 The guy was driving the wheelchair recklessly. 436 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,840 Clearly, she could have gotten up. 437 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,480 Granny should not have to get up because her driver was the. 438 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,920 Fucking wheelchair assistance at the Atlanta airport. 439 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,520 So that is on her. She won't do that again. 440 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:31,000 We digress and and please don't judge me, I'm usually not that 441 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,720 bad in public but I I really felt like the guy was targeting 442 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720 me and trying to run me over for no reason. 443 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:42,480 And let's just say that he's not always like that in public. 444 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,160 But you know, those Atlanta airport arguments that we always 445 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,480 talk about, it's so weird that we have them always at the 446 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,240 airport because Mr. Mocha thinks that everyone is socially aware 447 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,240 and they aren't. So he gets upset because no 448 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,280 one's socially aware, including his wife. 449 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,680 Especially. Why do I need to be aware? 450 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:09,520 If I have you, just tell me where to go. 451 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,840 All right, yeah, like that works tell. 452 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,960 Me what to do like. That works. 453 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:16,680 Do you? Have a. 454 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:22,000 Type. So type yes and no, yes and no. 455 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:28,280 I am. You do have a type I. 456 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:35,720 I do have a type, but chemistry is yeah, you know, some let me 457 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:40,080 let me know. I I have a type first when I was 458 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:45,800 younger. Well, no, I have a type. 459 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:52,800 I do have a type like I am very much into first and foremost 460 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,360 height, weight, proportionate. That's that's always going to be 461 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,600 my type. And then, you know, having a 462 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:05,040 feature, one standout feature, whether it's, you know, first 463 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,000 large natural breast. Now I've said this before. 464 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,320 I do not slander large fake breast. 465 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,720 I like them too. I also like little breast. 466 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,120 I like old breast. But if that's not your your 467 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:26,560 thing, then you know a standout ass or standout eyes, standout 468 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,640 smile, something that stands out on you're. 469 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,640 Nerdy with freckles. Oh, not yeah, not yeah, it's 470 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,480 don't. Discriminate. 471 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,480 He doesn't discriminate. He is. 472 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,280 He likes unique. Yeah, thank you. 473 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,800 I like a unique looking woman. That's what I like. 474 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,320 I like a woman that has, yes, a standout feature. 475 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,400 I like something that's unique. So yeah, thank you, honey. 476 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,880 I got you, Daddy. All right, what is your favorite 477 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,280 place besides the bedroom to get booked? 478 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,240 We haven't done it in a while, but the car. 479 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,520 Oh, we can do that soon. We need to because all these fun 480 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,600 kids here. Yeah, no shit. 481 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,320 We got all the kids at the house for the summer. 482 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:14,280 So now we got to start fucking like we're like, we ninja we, we 483 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,680 got to start fucking like, like they own the house now. 484 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,680 Because you know, this is Mocha's like don't fuck too 485 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,600 loud. The kids are here. 486 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,880 Fuck these kids. They know how they got here. 487 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,640 But you know, my wife's nice person. 488 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,720 I just don't want them to be traumatized. 489 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:33,600 But my I would say the car for sure and we've never done it but 490 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,600 at the beach. I can't no see. 491 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,600 Not on the sand. I told you I got fucked on this 492 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,800 guys boat, but it was like I stood on the beach and just. 493 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,800 Been fucked on a boat before. No, no, no, no. 494 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,160 You're not listening when we finished the whole story. 495 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,200 Sandpaper. I was holding onto his boat 496 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,080 while I was standing in the sand. 497 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,080 He had me bent over the front of the boat. 498 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,080 Oh, cool, cool. OK. 499 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,800 Yeah, I was parked on the beach. Well, once we get a boat. 500 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,440 I told you that's when I got the spider bite on my coochie. 501 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,200 Yeah, I. Remember that? 502 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,960 I remember that. That's what you get for being 503 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,720 dirty. I wasn't sad. 504 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,280 Yeah. Oh, sorry. 505 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,520 The dogs are barking Guy and I hit the wall. 506 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,560 It was my fault. Yeah, so my wife bullied me into 507 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,880 getting a second dog, but we'll talk about that on another 508 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,880 episode. Next question, my favorite. 509 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,640 Place no, no, no, you didn't answer the question. 510 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,920 Oh, new favorite place? In your work van. 511 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,120 In my work van, yes. Your molester van. 512 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,600 Yeah, my work van like has no windows in the back and who 513 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,920 who's that the first time they saw this Like bro, you should 514 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,960 have got windows. Yeah, it's not like the 80s, 515 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,440 like Shag Van. It's like a newer van, but it's 516 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,200 a white fucking van. Work van. 517 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,560 Yeah, it's the kidnapper. Molester van. 518 00:29:54,560 --> 00:30:00,320 Like I'm not a molester, but, you know, but for, for wives, 519 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,160 yeah, you can get it in the van all day. 520 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,040 So yeah, that the The Work van is my new fantasy. 521 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,480 Let's see. Oh, here's a good one. 522 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,400 Have you? Well, I'm sure you have, but 523 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,800 we'll ask anyways. Have you had a play date that 524 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,840 completely blew your mind? You skipped a whole bunch of 525 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,240 questions. Let's skip one. 526 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,320 What? Why? 527 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,200 I mean, 'cause you've this is like, that's kind of a corny 528 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:33,960 question. What's? 529 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,560 This OK? You're right. 530 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,640 You're right. You're right, OK. 531 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,880 And besides, they've heard that us answer that. 532 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,000 Have you had a play date that completely blew your mind? 533 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:48,160 Yes, honey, Really. Yeah, but you know it. 534 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,720 Yeah, though I've had several. But I think it's because I'm so 535 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,840 vocal about what I like and don't like, so it's easy to 536 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,000 like. I can't say it's easy to get 537 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,080 that because it's not easy to get that. 538 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,720 But it's easier to make it happen if you're very upfront 539 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,680 about what you like and what you don't like. 540 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,720 So it's easier to blow my mind because I can tell you what 541 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,680 level of freak I'm I want you at or what I like you at. 542 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,480 Yeah. And and for me, yes. 543 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:26,000 But what determines, what determines that for me is like 544 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,080 how far I've pushed about like someone's boundary. 545 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:34,680 And when I come home and tell my wife the story about something 546 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:40,480 that I've done that I find that very entertaining. 547 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:46,240 I had a play date, I think it was last week, and I came home 548 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,760 and told her about it. And she was like, I saw that 549 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,160 coming. And I'm like, Yep. 550 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,640 But she didn't. And then, you know, so yeah, 551 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,720 that was good. I agree, I if you're part of 552 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,920 like the fantasy it makes it more fun. 553 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,040 Oh yeah, we got yeah. Yeah, yeah. 554 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,600 Like if we've taught, if him and I have like talked and 555 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,120 fantasized about something and then I don't necessarily tell 556 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,160 the guy that I've talked to him about it. 557 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,960 Sometimes I pretend like Mr. Mocha doesn't know, which makes 558 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,520 it even more fun because he absolutely fucking knows. 559 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,920 Now you fucking up your secret, honey. 560 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,200 No, I mean, here's the thing though, you didn't. 561 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,480 You didn't let me finish. Oh, OK, sorry. 562 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,360 That means that I do it, but sometimes I do it and don't tell 563 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,600 him till six months later, which. 564 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,680 Is, I mean, which is that's our, that's. 565 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,960 The whole yeah, yeah, yeah. That's our thing, like. 566 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:44,200 Yeah, that's something like we, we've discussed that just 567 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,160 there's a time to talk about it. So Mrs. Mocha for very for a 568 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,560 very long time had this thing where it's like, OK, you have, 569 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,120 you have, you know, open season, especially we have certain guys 570 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,720 who, who we are, who I know I'm comfortable with. 571 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,720 You don't have to ask me every time. 572 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,800 Like there's been times where I'm at work, I can't answer the 573 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,960 phone and she won't go on a play date with somebody who we both 574 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,720 know, we both know and she's been playing with and she's 575 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,840 like, oh, well, I was going to go, but you didn't answer the 576 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,280 phone. Well, I'm, I'm fucking working. 577 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,960 I can't answer the phone. Just go on a play date. 578 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:21,720 So that kind of turned to a thing like, look, I want you at 579 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:26,960 least, you know, once, once in a while I want you to go do it and 580 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,680 then wait as long as you can hold out and then tell me and 581 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,040 later on that you did it, which is very fun. 582 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,320 I still haven't told you some stuff. 583 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,440 Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a that's a pleasant surprise 584 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,200 because she'll tell me like in the middle of sex. 585 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,400 So that's that's always exciting for me. 586 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,000 But I'm a bit of a pervert. I like to simulate your mind. 587 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:52,120 Yeah, you do, you do. What's the next one, honey? 588 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,280 I can't see. OK. 589 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,960 Oh, here's a good one. Do you ever take control or do 590 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,360 you love letting go completely? Yep. 591 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,880 You like let go. Yeah. 592 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,760 I feel like I have to like control my the whole my whole 593 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,600 vanilla life. So I mean, I can't say I 594 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,440 completely let go. I have to know you really well. 595 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:19,320 But if you give me a good enough Dick though, too, I'm inspired 596 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:24,400 to do things the first time. But yeah, I would rather let go. 597 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:29,040 I don't want I don't really. I think the common misconception 598 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:34,679 is that I'm like a dominant person of I'm absolutely not in 599 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:40,239 the bedroom. I'm not I, I'm, I know what I 600 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,360 like outside of the bedroom and I'm OK with telling that, but I 601 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:48,360 don't want it. I don't want to be in control of 602 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,960 shit when you're getting Dick down. 603 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:56,760 Just do it right. Just do it right. 604 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,560 If I don't like it, I'll tell you people, so many of people 605 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,080 are like, oh, do you like this? Do you like that? 606 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,520 Let's just do it. Worst case, I'll just, you know, 607 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,280 tell you I don't like it. Sorry. 608 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,920 What it's. Why are the microphones so 609 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,000 sensitive tonight? They're always moving in my 610 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,440 chair. They're. 611 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,080 Always sensitive. You just, you just don't usually 612 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,880 notice, but that that they're always sensitive. 613 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,600 OK. So for me, as far as control, 614 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,800 yeah. Yeah, I like to, I like to be in 615 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,440 control. Somebody asked me like, hey, can 616 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,440 I, can I tie your hands up? And I'm like, what? 617 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,960 I mean, that all depends. Do you want me to have a hard 618 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,800 Dick? Because if you tie my hands up 619 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,280 I'm not going to have an erection. 620 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,920 So were. You traumatized as a child. 621 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,760 No, it's just, it just doesn't turn me on. 622 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,840 Daddy, I was joking. I mean, I probably was 623 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,280 traumatized as a child at some point, but not by being tied up. 624 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,120 But yeah, I'm more of a controlled person, like I like 625 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,120 to. You're a. 626 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,680 Control person you're. Surprised, aren't you? 627 00:35:56,720 --> 00:36:00,120 No. Yeah, definitely, definitely. 628 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,240 I want to want to go in, I want to take it. 629 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,680 I want to have my way with it. I usually do that most of the 630 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,760 time. Yeah. 631 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,240 Because I'll kind of laugh and smile when you come and tell me 632 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,480 certain stories. When you've went, you've been 633 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,360 allowed to go a little further than normal. 634 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,280 Push the boundary. Yeah, yeah, I like pushing 635 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,520 boundaries. That's for fucking sure. 636 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,080 Yeah, OK, here's a good one for you. 637 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,880 What's something you'd only do with someone you really trust? 638 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,760 Toys. I don't use toys with anybody. 639 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,840 I'll use toys with somebody I trust. 640 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,480 I'll I'll explore more kinky fantasies with people that we 641 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:55,200 know or trust, like tie ups. And what did I say the other 642 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,480 day? No, I'm not going to say that. 643 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,560 I'm afraid to ask now, but I don't remember. 644 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,280 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 645 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,200 Maybe I'm I'm CNC. Oh, Oh yeah, yeah. 646 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,120 I mean CNC, I mean that's. And then somebody asked me about 647 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,880 race play. Yeah, yeah, she's she said yes 648 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,800 to the CNC, but no to the race play. 649 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,640 Well, it's just, I mean, I told him I could do other stuff. 650 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,320 I just couldn't say the one word he wants me to. 651 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,680 Say yeah, your thing is your thing. 652 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:34,480 Yeah. But yeah, I guess that like I 653 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,280 would, I can, I feel like I can explore further into fantasies 654 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:43,160 with somebody that I trust 'cause I know there's no like 655 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:48,240 underlying shit. I guess you're not trying to 656 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,600 fall in love with me, you just want to do some kinky shit. 657 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,560 And what is something I do only with someone I trust? 658 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:08,440 So so that is that's different. It's the the level of level of 659 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,760 interaction and conversation and intimacy that I will give to 660 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,880 someone else. As far as like, you know, having 661 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,440 a female friend where I find it's easier for her to have a 662 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:28,480 male friend who's an actual friend that she can spend an 663 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,560 abundant amount of time with and talk to all the time and then 664 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,280 remain certain boundaries stay while they they still build a 665 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,880 relationship. It's harder to do that with a 666 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:46,200 female. So having that type of 667 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,440 relationship with a female that I trust, that's that type of 668 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,280 relationship I can have with a female I trust. 669 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,640 We have, you know, a friend who who we talk, who I talk to who 670 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,640 lives out of state and her and Misses Mokul talk. 671 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,840 That type of energy. For me, that's a trust thing 672 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,480 where it's. You feel safe. 673 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,280 I feel safe, isn't that? Yeah, that's that's a trust 674 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,240 thing. So I guess offering that he 675 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,560 offering a little more of my emotions to someone on a 676 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:25,280 different level outside of sex. Here's a good one for you. 677 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,400 But I already know the answer to this and I'm sure they do. 678 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,040 Do you like watching me with another woman or do you prefer 679 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,480 being watched by me? Yes. 680 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,320 I tell the truth. No, I like being watched by you. 681 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,000 Yeah. I feel like it's like putting a 682 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,920 show on, but do you like that? I do. 683 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,800 I don't dislike it, like I said, I just don't. 684 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:52,560 It's not like my go to. Although we have talked about 685 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,600 having some girls girl threesomes lately together. 686 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,480 I am, I'm. I'm not going to turn that down. 687 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,840 I know I'm looking for a redhead, yeah. 688 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:09,320 Listen, you can put your pussy on my mustache while she takes 689 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,800 it for a ride. I'm good with that. 690 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,760 Remember we did that at Trap? Oh yeah, back in the day. 691 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,440 Yeah, I remember that. What? 692 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,440 As soon as you sat on my face, I lay up. 693 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,120 I'm coming. Oh well. 694 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,720 But did you die? No, I mean I. 695 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,920 We have the experience. I was not complaining. 696 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,760 I mean, I was good until you. I mean, I just got a little 697 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,560 overstimulated. I. 698 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,960 Swear you're on this back journal. 699 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,160 Oh my God. All right, we already answered 700 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,240 said that question. OK, here's a good one. 701 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:50,040 How do you usually tease someone you're into eye contact, subtle 702 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:54,280 touch, or words? Definitely words for me. 703 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,120 You're more the touchy feely one. 704 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:02,920 I'm not. Yeah, I for me it's eye contact 705 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,280 and touch. It's eye contact and touch. 706 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,560 To me, eye contact says a lot. So yeah, those are. 707 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,360 I'll surprise people with my words. 708 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,720 Yeah, Yeah, she does. Excuse me Sir, would you like 709 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,560 some vagina? Yeah, I mean, she does all kind 710 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,040 of stuff. There's sometimes during sex I'm 711 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,040 like, hey, you keep talking, I'm coming. 712 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,560 The people we played with the other night or he told me to be 713 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,760 quiet like 4 times and then put his hand over my mouth. 714 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,680 Yeah, she's just talking nasty. And I'm like, I'm just watching. 715 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:39,160 I'm about to come. He literally said don't. 716 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,640 He said no, just shut up because I don't want to be the first one 717 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,320 to come 'cause remember there were three of you. 718 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,200 Yeah, we had kind of like. Yeah, like it was, it was like, 719 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:54,160 you know, her, her friend. You, her husband and another 720 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,880 guy. Cute. 721 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,760 So, you know, we just kind of we, we were, you know, we were 722 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,520 like rotating. We were like rotating in and 723 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,320 out. They were like, ladies are 724 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,160 happy. They they, they are happy. 725 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,320 Yeah, I don't mean to talk shit sometimes though, I just feel 726 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,480 inspired to. Oh. 727 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,880 Yeah, she'll start talking real dirty. 728 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,040 Like, you know, she's talking some real good dirty shit. 729 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,560 Like when the girl you're fucking is like looking over at 730 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,400 her while you're fucking her. And I'm like, yeah, same thing 731 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,120 else then. The judgment from the other side 732 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,320 of the. Line she was turned on. 733 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,880 Oh, she heard me. Yeah, everybody heard you. 734 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,680 I was trying to be quiet. Who was that that says she gets 735 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,160 turned on when she hear you sucking Dick? 736 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,840 Raven. Yeah, she she get that girk girk 737 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,760 girk thing going on. I mean, I gotta help it. 738 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,280 I'm not complaining about it, I like it. 739 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,360 I feel like it's a good conversation starter. 740 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,360 OK, All right. All right. 741 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,840 So what's your favorite unexpected turn on doing play? 742 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,200 Unexpected like what is? Well, playing like anything 743 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,560 unexpected, like, you know, a guy slips his tongue in your 744 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,000 butt hole or something like that, or no, you know. 745 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,920 I have to say, and I'll call him out 'cause I normally don't call 746 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:19,000 him out, but I didn't, I forgot how into I was like stuff that 747 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,800 you're not supposed to do. Like let me explain. 748 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,960 Yes, please do explain. The other day when Q was here, 749 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,320 we came downstairs to do something. 750 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:34,840 Remember I told you, I think somebody was upstairs and he 751 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,040 bent me over at the bottom of the basement stairs and ate my 752 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,120 ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 753 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,240 And then he fucked me like right there for a minute. 754 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,840 Yeah, that's pretty. Good. 755 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,160 So I would say like that type of stuff, like anything I'm. 756 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,440 I love sneaky shit. I need to be like surprised, but 757 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,920 I have to like it like that's unexpected. 758 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,280 I guess is the same as being surprised, but I don't really 759 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,600 have anything. I don't know who. 760 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,720 That's not even a good question I feel like. 761 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,360 Yeah, for me, like I. What's your favorite unexpected 762 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,560 turn on? Well, how would you know it's? 763 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,200 Not no. I mean like, like, no, like 764 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:15,000 unexpected, like the time that you know, like the time that the 765 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,920 the guy like ate his own come, you came upstairs like, Oh my 766 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,480 God, that's unexpected. You didn't expect that, but 767 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,560 you're turned on by. The guy I pegged and then I. 768 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,880 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. 769 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,560 Yeah, that's true. OK, OK. 770 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,160 Like those type of things. Yeah. 771 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,320 No, I will not do that to everyone. 772 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,280 I only did it because it was unexpected pegging. 773 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,680 I did it two times, but it was an it was like both times it was 774 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,720 unexpected. I mean, listen, if he lets you 775 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,920 do it once, I mean, you got to expect he's going to want it 776 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,560 again. It's been a long time that 777 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,360 happened. Maybe the opportunity didn't 778 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,640 arise or maybe he thought I was turned off by it, but I 779 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,360 absolutely wasn't. I hope he listens to his 780 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:59,600 podcast. She's offering you something, 781 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,840 buddy. Unexpected. 782 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,840 I, I don't think like I don't really have many unexpected 783 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,720 things on sex because like I do unexpected things to people 784 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,840 like. You're the unexpected, yeah. 785 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,440 Yeah, I'll do something unexpected to the people. 786 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,840 Women are people. Women. 787 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:20,440 Yeah, women are people. They are, but I'm saying like. 788 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,640 No, Yeah, yeah. No, I do unexpected things to 789 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,840 women. Yes, yes, yes. 790 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,160 That's what I meant. I was just thinking like, what's 791 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:34,000 unexpected to me? Like, yeah, yeah, no, I got 792 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,240 none. The time you got your nipples 793 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,120 sucked. The time you got your nipples. 794 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,400 Yeah, that was that. No, that was not an unexpected 795 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,520 turn on. No, they said. 796 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:48,400 They said unexpected turn on, not please stop. 797 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,520 I don't know why stick went down. 798 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,480 Why are you doing that I? Was like, he does not like 799 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,120 you're watching. Her do this and you're not 800 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,480 saying nothing. Help me. 801 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,560 Sometimes I'm entertained. Mm hmm. 802 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,720 You get entertained by shit too though. 803 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,440 Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 804 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:11,440 Ever had a spontaneous encounter that turned into something 805 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,400 unforgettable? Probably, yeah, but he's yeah. 806 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:21,320 Spontaneous encounter that turned into something. 807 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,880 Oh yeah, like we went to the strip club and you picked up the 808 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,320 vanilla guy. And then I had to tell him I 809 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,800 love him, loved him, so that he would come. 810 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,800 Now that he was begging you to say it, you didn't say it. 811 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,240 I know he was. I can't come unless you say I 812 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:35,720 love. You. 813 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,120 No. He was like, just tell me you 814 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,440 love me. I'm sorry. 815 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,760 No. Can you just come that? 816 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,960 Was crazy. I was like. 817 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,600 Wow. Maybe that was his fantasy. 818 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,760 Maybe no one had ever loved him properly. 819 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,880 Yeah, I should have just done that. 820 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,880 Maybe he felt like a whore. Maybe he needed some TLC. 821 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,440 He didn't want to feel like a whore, like he was just a piece 822 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,520 of meat. So he needed to say, tell me you 823 00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,000 love me and I'll come. Yeah. 824 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,560 I mean, that was some good Dick though. 825 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,840 I'm coming regardless. Yeah, it was good, Dick. 826 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,240 Yeah, I mean, he's putting in some workout. 827 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:09,480 I mean, I tell you enjoyed it, so yeah. 828 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,080 I was glad I enjoyed it because it was fucking 5:00 in the 829 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,280 morning. Yeah, I mean, here's listen, if 830 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:21,400 you, if I'm getting old, if we're fucking past 12 AM, it 831 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,440 better be great. Yeah, it better be great if 832 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,400 we're fucking past 12 AM like. I don't have a reason to be up, 833 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:27,800 right. Yeah. 834 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,680 Otherwise we're going to bed. It's really sad. 835 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,680 We've been, we've been lifestyle so long that like our times used 836 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,240 to be like, OK, yeah, we're going out at like 11 now we're 837 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,920 like it's 11:30. We got to leave the house. 838 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,840 She's like you have a play date like woman is 1030 What the fuck 839 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:46,880 you mean to have a play date? We. 840 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:53,320 Talked about that before, like. Listen, it's 10:30 PM Anybody 841 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,480 listen if I'm not already fucking. 842 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,000 All my hoes are asleep. I said oh listen, anybody I'm 843 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,920 fucking is already sleeping or already sucking somebody else's 844 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,360 Dick. Dane, like you don't start at 845 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,200 10:30. I mean, I do, but you don't. 846 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,720 No, I let I will if you come here, but if I have to drive, 847 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,120 you know how I am when it comes to driving. 848 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,080 I. Mean mine are just convenient 849 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:21,960 driving radiuses. So mine aren't like yours 'cause 850 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:27,840 I have two dudes up the street that aren't far, remember? 851 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,600 And they're like night owls. Yeah, she got, she got local. 852 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,640 She got, you know, Yeah, close proximity pain. 853 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,720 I mean, it works out, though. I mean, I picked my one night of 854 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:41,920 the week that I'll stay up later than, you know, I'm always up 855 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,120 late. I just need to be in my bed. 856 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,720 I like being in my bed, Yeah. She she, she'll pick her one 857 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,880 night a week and she'll get fucked real good. 858 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,440 And then after she get fucked she'll come upstairs and act 859 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,400 like she didn't literally just get fucked. 860 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,880 Like she's ravenous for Dick. Like I need some more now what? 861 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,360 He's fucking crazy. I. 862 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,880 Heard you down. There the other night you're 863 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,760 full of shit because the other night when I did that and came 864 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,200 home, you're like, oh, I'm so sleepy. 865 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,480 Which is code for weeping. The fuck? 866 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,920 What is it? She forced it on me. 867 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,840 Yeah, she forced the pussy on me. 868 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,040 I was like, honey, I just need to. 869 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,360 I got to get up early. Give me that Dick. 870 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,520 Oh my God, that reminds me of righteous Gemstones. 871 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,080 Like, so we've kind of run out of questions, guys, so we're 872 00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,440 just talking about random stuff right now, but practice 873 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,000 gemstones where she says she's going to shave her pussy. 874 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,880 Move to Malibu. She's going to shave my pussy. 875 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,960 Why are you shaving your pussy? So I can surf faster, Jesse. 876 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,160 Oh. My God that show was so fucking. 877 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:55,800 Funny, we don't want to advocate for anything. 878 00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:00,680 But that show was hilarious. I get a little background of, I 879 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,960 think I've told people like several times, but a little 880 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,640 background on me as my dad is like a Southern Baptist preacher 881 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:12,280 and this show, Righteous Gemstones is about like the 882 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,360 fucking epitome of Southern Baptist preachers. 883 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,520 I don't want to say that, Louise, just back. 884 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,520 Down. It's a spoof on. 885 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,400 Yes, that. So I'm not saying that. 886 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,560 Because her dad's not like. That Yeah, yeah, not even close. 887 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:34,000 But this show is just very fucking interesting, if you I 888 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,920 don't even want to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 889 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,720 I can't even say like how what it's about. 890 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,600 We binge watch, we'll start binge watching the show and this 891 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,840 is. We can't even watch shows. 892 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,520 Yeah, because yeah, we won't stop. 893 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,440 Yeah, we're like fucking we are. So we're so irresponsible. 894 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,840 We will start watching the show and like, OK, one more episode. 895 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,880 One more episode. 5:00 one. More episode 6. 896 00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,480 O'clock in the. Yeah, like this is tomorrow. 897 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,600 We have to work. Mm Hmm. 898 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,160 Like we are, we're so fucking irresponsible. 899 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,240 It's it's ridiculous. But but again, like we're 900 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,400 complete opposite. So if we're not watching 901 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,720 anything, we're just going to go to bed. 902 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:15,640 It's just what whatever stimulating will keep us up. 903 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:21,680 But yeah, like if you need any good show recommendations, I if 904 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:27,240 you, it's very unpredictable. And for us, like we haven't 905 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:30,040 stopped laughing, but we get entertained, try to kind of mess 906 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,800 up stuff. Yeah, we we, we are. 907 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,960 We watch goofy shit yes, together and well. 908 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:42,440 It's very like stepbrother ish. Yeah, like, as far as like 909 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:48,280 sarcasm and stuff goes, but but like Mr. Mocha said, like a 910 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:52,520 spoof of religion. But also it part of it was 911 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:57,160 filmed in fucking Georgia, in Locust fucking Grove, Georgia, 912 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,680 which is. To live, Yeah, far from there, 913 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:04,360 like 2 exits from there. Which is fucking insane because 914 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:09,840 it now I know why people from the North or anywhere that's 915 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,520 that's not from the South think that we're idiots because shows 916 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:18,160 like that come out and you're like, wow, that's why they think 917 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,880 everyone. From whoever wrote that show is 918 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,560 a fucking genius. Yeah, we give them that much. 919 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we digress. 920 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,520 Yeah, we did so. I'm going back to it. 921 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,560 So, you know, those are some questions that we we always like 922 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:36,640 that, you know, kind of give people a perspective of us. 923 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,840 You know, we're always clowning and talking about stuff, but 924 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:44,120 there are people still want to know they people want answers to 925 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:49,360 some of the questions that that that they deal with and going 926 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,920 forward. Now, we always said, if there's 927 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,920 anything that you want us to talk about, if there's any 928 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:59,520 questions that you have, feel free to write e-mail us. 929 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:06,800 Our e-mail is O Faces Life and it's spelled OFACEZ 930 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,240 l.yfe@gmail.com. You can e-mail us there with any 931 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:16,640 questions or comments. Also, you know, tell your other 932 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,320 lifestyle friends about our podcast. 933 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,280 We love getting, We love hearing back from the listeners. 934 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,920 We love that people, you know, we have friends who will text us 935 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:31,240 or message us about episodes that we've done, which is always 936 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,360 exciting. You know, when you're hanging 937 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,280 out and the people, you know, shoot you a message like, Oh my 938 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,600 God, this was fucking hilarious. Or if somebody knows that you 939 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:43,280 were talking about them on one of the podcasts and, you know, 940 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,320 they're your friends who was there and lived it with you. 941 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,320 So, you know, feel free to talk to us. 942 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,880 I feel like you just did like a whole like per your last e-mail 943 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,000 thing because you were like moving forward. 944 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,720 If you'd like to da da da da da e-mail us that. 945 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,280 That was pretty good, Mr. Mocha. Very businessy. 946 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,800 You know I'm very good at that when I need to be. 947 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,840 Who writes all your nasty gram emails at work? 948 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,920 ChatGPT. OK, all right. 949 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,400 You remember that? You remember Next time you need 950 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,400 a nasty gram I'm. Joking Mr. Mocha helps me a. 951 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,800 Professional nasty gram. He helps me with like the mean 952 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,320 stuff because I'm not good at being mean. 953 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,360 She's like, OK, I need you to write, I need you to write 954 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,720 something, but don't be you. No, I have to tell him to write 955 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,520 it but then send it to me and I make it like what I would say, 956 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,480 not what he would say because they wouldn't. 957 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,640 The problem is like if I sent something like that to my job, 958 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,840 they would know it's absolutely not me. 959 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,120 If you like someone's hacked missus Mocha at work. 960 00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,600 Like they like all of a sudden they don't realize that ChatGPT 961 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,400 was her when she used. ChatGPT No, I still change my 962 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,000 chat GBTS though the OR sound like me, I still conform it. 963 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,960 To me it just words things in sequence better than what I do 964 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,040 'cause my brain does not put anything in order. 965 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,640 And I am so insulted. Have I? 966 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,360 Am I never? Am I not nice in a professional 967 00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,640 environment? No, absolute fucking lutely not. 968 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,480 What are you talking about? Sir, we've worked together 969 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,520 several. Times when? 970 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,600 When have I not been professional? 971 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,480 I didn't say you weren't professional. 972 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,120 You asked if you were nice. I said no. 973 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,120 You want the yes answer or the no answer. 974 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,400 Well, hold on, if I'm professional, that's not nice or 975 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:32,120 mean, it's professional. No, your face is very. 976 00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,200 We're not talking about my face, we're talking about my words. 977 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,600 Doesn't matter. Your face says it all. 978 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,840 That is your words. Your face. 979 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,240 No, Mr. Roca is nice. He's he's nice. 980 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,600 He's good at work. He's a different person at work. 981 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,120 Like he's very different. But I mean, we all are. 982 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,280 We all are. Yeah. 983 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:59,280 But yeah, sorry we if we bored anybody with our questionnaire 984 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,960 tonight. I, it was my fault. 985 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,640 I told Mr. Mocha that I haven't been on a podcast in a while, so 986 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,160 I know he was low key just trying to kick me off. 987 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,920 So I have to jump on and make myself relevant every once in a 988 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,760 while. But otherwise, I'm just going to 989 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,080 get in the podcast with all the fellows and and take over. 990 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,840 He will, I mean, and it's my fault we've I've slowed down for 991 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:28,960 the summer because I think we've told most people we did have a 992 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,360 grandkid. We got a second dog. 993 00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:41,080 So porno pup has a friend now we got a second dog and. 994 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,240 More stuff to fight about. Remember, we fight at the 995 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:48,440 airport and we fight about the dogs, we fight about the kids. 996 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:53,240 So now we have second dog that we, we get to fight about 997 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,080 because I'm the dog trainer and my wife is not. 998 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:03,440 And I'm like don't, don't, don't do that with the dog. 999 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,040 Or she's like, Oh my God, they looked at each other. 1000 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,120 They're going to fight there. We got 2 fucking doodles. 1001 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,800 They're not going to kill each other. 1002 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,800 They're doodles, OK? They're not even going to draw 1003 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:16,840 blood. They might have. 1004 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,320 They're not even going to draw hair. 1005 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:23,760 She's fucking. I think he's looking at his toy. 1006 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,800 So what? What are they going to do, you 1007 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,080 know? I don't want to be on a fucking 1008 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,360 meeting and I have to stop because the dogs are fighting. 1009 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,280 So anyway. My God. 1010 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,120 So yeah, that's so we so we've been actually fighting a lot 1011 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,160 about the dog, which is which is always exciting. 1012 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:43,280 So we've had, we just have had like life has been lifing. 1013 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,800 So because we, I actually feel bad because I haven't really 1014 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,120 talked to like a lot of people. But yeah, so we got that and 1015 00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:55,120 then we had the kids come home for we had some graduate from 1016 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:58,480 school, so they're here. So they've been cock blocking 1017 00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,560 us. Yeah, yeah. 1018 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,920 Yeah. So, yeah, but we're trying to 1019 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,360 get, I'm trying to get back to it with Mr. Mocha. 1020 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,560 So our next episode will be way more interesting because 1021 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,920 hopefully I've had my gangbang by then. 1022 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,640 And, and like I said, I mean, I, I've said I think in the last 1023 00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:20,840 episode, every once in a while, we just kind of, we just kind of 1024 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,000 slide it. It's never really intentional. 1025 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,360 We just kind of have our moments. 1026 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:29,480 We just kind of fall into ourselves, you know, kids and a 1027 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,680 dog, you know, joking about that. 1028 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,120 But we have, we have those moments. 1029 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:40,000 We just kind of organically, organically, just kind of fall 1030 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:46,000 into each other's energy and we just kind of step back and not 1031 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,600 even trying to. And then it's like, oh, we've, 1032 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,640 we've kind of had this time with each other time to. 1033 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,560 It's like a a break, but we didn't know we were taking a 1034 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,960 break. We just it kind of, we've never 1035 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:03,800 said like, hey, we're taking a break unless it was when I was 1036 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,840 sick. But more or less it's it. 1037 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,120 Sometimes we just fall into a break because we, you know, 1038 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:10,680 vanilla life. We. 1039 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:11,640 We. Lifing. 1040 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,680 Yeah, yeah. But. 1041 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,960 We're, we're going to, we're, we're going to try to come back 1042 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:20,680 consistently, give you guys some, some new laughs and some 1043 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,480 new experiences because Mrs. Mocha is out here slutting it up 1044 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,880 again and. And if any of you guys have any 1045 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:29,080 grandpa fantasies, Mr. Mocha is available for that now. 1046 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,320 I. Am now a grandpa. 1047 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,120 He is a grandpa, so anybody that. 1048 00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,880 Mrs. Mocha is a grandmother, so if you fuck her, you're a 1049 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,880 grandmother fucker. Yeah, but I'm still a GILF out 1050 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,320 of MILF and a GILF. You can't be a MILF and a GILF, 1051 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,880 you guys. You can only you're a GILF now. 1052 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,800 You're no longer MILF your grandma, now I'm grandpa. 1053 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,560 I mean, excuse me, I am El Padre. 1054 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,360 Yeah, that's what we're What did you do when you touched 1055 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,680 something? Yeah, he is El Padre. 1056 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:07,120 But anyways, we keep digressing, but we will be more exciting 1057 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:11,520 next time. We just wanted to jump back on 1058 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,760 and I don't know, I'm losing my train of thought now. 1059 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:21,160 So until the next time, thank you so much for joining the Old 1060 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:24,880 Faces Podcast. I'm your host, Mr. Mocha, my 1061 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,760 beautiful wife, Mrs. Mocha. Tell the people bye baby. 1062 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:41,800 Goodbye from the mochas I'm. Trying to give it to you. 1063 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:52,480 Easily that shit just like a porn and swimming air and when 1064 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,120 we're all doesn't want to see the moon.