Hello and welcome to another episode of Old Faces.
We are your host, Mr. And misses Nuka.
And on tonight's episode, we, I'm just excited.
I mean, like we've been getting it right so often.
I'm used to getting it wrong and being verbally assaulted.
So like just. Got scared.
Yeah, I had to like look over my shoulder to see I was.
Going to throw my shoe at you. I probably deserve it.
All right, so on. So First things first, I have to
apologize to our listeners out there.
I just realized that I never put out our After Mocha podcast
podcast, so I'm going to release that one after this one.
Cool, cool, cool. Yeah.
The the podcast from March. Yeah, yeah, from March.
Like I was like, wait a minute. What?
Yeah, I messed that up. That's that's my fault.
I'm sorry, but OK. Yeah.
So, you know, it's like we I'm acting like a rookie here.
So tonight it's going to be sexy questions and.
I'm not making you nervous, Mr. Margo.
Yeah, you make me nervous. You're staring at me like that.
I mean, I pull up. We always stare at each other
like that. I'm wondering what today was any
different? No, I'm kind of excited because
you've been, you've been avoiding me in the podcast
lately, so. I've just been busy.
She's too busy for me and my. He's so lying, you.
Don't want to hang out with me on the podcast anymore, guys.
He makes me do this thing called a job and.
You know I have one too. I don't want You think she's
dealing. With no, no, no, no, that wasn't
like that. I was just.
I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
What? You know, get you promoted and
promoted and promoted and then one day I'll just you.
Know sugar Mama? Yeah, I'm sitting on the sofa.
I'm with belly out with a beer. As long as we have a pool and a
pool boy, I don't. Care, I'll be sure to work on
getting you one of those baby. All right, so we're going to
just jump right into some good questions for for lifestyle
people swingers. So we'll start out with you,
Missus Mocha. You answer, then I'll answer.
What's your favorite kind of first encounter?
Well, you know, we talk about that often, but I'll since it's
a question, I'll ask what's your fate?
What's your favorite first encounter as a tongue twister?
Don't judge me. Slow burn or like instant heat?
I guess it depends on the person.
I can't say that I don't know. Let me be honest, I have really
have been not good at making any decisions lately.
So I because I there's some people that I like to talk to
and text more than others. Sorry for the fellows out there
that don't receive texts back. Yeah, I'm just kidding.
No but I mean you're I like sexually stimulating
conversations but I don't require them.
Is that a good answer? So it could be a let's RIP the
Band-Aid into it, or it could be a slow burn depending on the
person. Me for me, I think it's more
like, you know, I like you, you like me, let's fuck, you know,
but I'm also talking of person. So if we have good chemistry, I
like the I like to have I like it when the sexual chemistry is
so good that you just have the desire to tear each other's
clothes off. But you know, that being said,
then afterwards is when I kind of want to talk and get to know
you because honestly, like as a play partner, my fear is always
like, I don't want to. I don't want to get to know you
too good and then the sex is trash and I'm like.
I mean, I haven't done that many times.
Yeah, yeah. It's like like I really like the
person but the sex isn't great. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, sometimes maybe it's not the sex isn't good, it's just
the chemistry is not good. Chemistry does make sex better.
I realized because, you know, years back, I wouldn't fuck
anybody more than like one time. Like if it was more than one
time then it was extremely good. But I've, you know, I started
doing that more, like having some more consistency, and that
has made play easier, even like talking about fantasies and
stuff like that that I've never really did with anybody before
more recently. We're going to get to that
question in a minute, all right. What turns you a more
confidence, mystery or surrender?
For me, yeah, I don't want you to total surrender.
I like you to. I like somebody that's a little
more in control. So you want to surrender?
Not totally or. You like or you rather guy with
with confidence? Yes, yeah, you definitely need
some confidence because I have heard that I can be
intimidating, not intentionally. I mean, I guess when it comes to
a female, it's I don't want mystery.
Like I live with you and you're still mysterious.
Like I don't, I don't need any more mystery.
I'll go surrender. Just put it on the table.
Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want.
And then, you know, we can we can go from there.
Just remember he'll likely do it.
Mr. Mook was very literal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you say just fuck me in the ass, he's going to fuck you in
the. I'm going in.
He will, yeah. Alright, so do you prefer like
playful teasing or like? Absolutely not.
I'm going to cut your off right there.
You don't have to tell me what option B is.
Absolutely not. No playful.
I am very impatient. Yeah.
When it comes to that. Yeah, for me it's.
You can finish the question though.
Just not listen. You already answered it.
You, you, you already. Answered, it says do you prefer
playful teasing or deep intensity when things start
heating up? Yeah, Yeah, no.
Deep intensity, you go with that, Yeah.
Yeah, deep and hard, buddy. It's just.
Alright, alright, so alright, what's your favorite part about
meeting a new play partner? I want to say that that's not my
favorite part. That's actually my least
favorite part. I'm I'm excited to meet them,
but it's always like the what if it's not any good or if they
don't look like they're pictures?
Like I overthink that part. And then once I meet them and
everything's good, like second time is better for me.
Maybe it's more like excitement than anxiety about it.
I I just. Sorry, guys, I've been drinking
a little alcohol. Got a little burp there.
I apologize. All right, so I think my
favorite part about about meeting a new partner or like
when you. Yeah, with me, a new partner.
I think my favorite part is the anticipation.
No one. Mr. Muck is like a kid in a
candy store. Yes.
No, not into the meeting them. I don't did texting, talking,
all of that. No, that's not my favorite.
Like my favorite part is the anticipation once I meet them of
sex and it's I'm everyone knows I'm a sensory person, so just
feeling the person touching and touching her and anticipating
the way she's going to respond to me.
So that's my favorite part. When they look at you like
steak. I like that.
Now here's a good one. Do you fantasize before a meet
up or do you just go and vibe with the moment?
I definitely fantasize. Me too.
I know, that's why we're married.
You know, most, most women say no to that.
Like, really? Yeah.
Oh, I fantasize. I fantasize about what I want to
happen and if I've like sexted them a lot, then like what we've
talked about and it makes things better once I get there.
That makes the meat easier if I've talked to them longer.
The meat as an M EE T or MEAT, yes.
The meat, yes. Oh, that's good.
That's good. All right.
So are you more of a the seducer or do you rather be seduced?
I would say I'm more of a seducer because I usually can
get things started. I don't know.
I think when with like a man, they're they struggle with being
like respectful, not respectful. They don't want to.
Struggle it with it but they are they're trying to be respectful
and I just want to get down to like or do we have like the same
mindset more or less like are we going to talk about nasty shit
or can you send me a Dick picture or I also don't want to
talk to you. Not that a size is a issue, but
I do not want a micro penis. And if you have a lot of hair,
how boil, I'm not going to freak out because I if you trim it,
that's cool. OK.
But like a lot of hair, I don't know if the Bush is back.
Like, I know we've talked about that, but I really feel like
it's back, Daddy. That is his unsanitary.
It's not. I've literally, you know, many
guys I've fucked lately and they've had hair and I'm like,
maybe that's back. Back down to the ball fro.
I yeah. So I just can't do too much of
that. Yeah, if it's like trimmed good.
Anyways, we we digress. But yeah, go ahead.
Your, your, your turn. But yeah, I like to do the
seducing. I feel like I have to most of
the time because the guys are trying to be respectful.
Yeah, and and I think that's that's a tough one for me as a
dude because until I actually get to to meet the person, like
when you're talking on the phone or texting, let's just be
honest, I'm as a very direct person, I come across bad on
text message because I don't I'm yeah, I'm I'm, I'm bad at
texting. Then also it's.
He's good at texting if you send him nudes.
No, I'm good at texting once I know what the rules are.
The problem is, is you just never really know the rules of
engagement. And when you first start talking
to somebody, you know, it's like, and this is going to sound
kind of fucked up, but I'm going to say it.
It's like you'll text somebody and she wants a guy who's a
gentleman, but she wants a guy who's not a gentleman.
She wants a guy who is not the let me whip my Dick out.
But then she wants a guy who's going to whip his Dick out.
So it just kind of depends upon the day.
So it's difficult being the seducer in the beginning because
you kind of walk on an egg shells.
You don't really your own egg shells because you don't really
know what's acceptable. Now once I know it's acceptable
and once I've actually interacted with you and I've had
an opportunity to talk to you, then absolutely I want to be the
seducer. But it's kind of challenging
sometimes because you really don't know what you know.
Once I know for sure, yes, yes, I like you.
Yes, I I want to have sex with you.
And you know, I'm not going to show you my titties on Monday
and then be offended that I asked if we can have sex on
Thursday. Yeah.
You know, this is just kind of depends for me.
It is harder for men than women when it comes to that, I think.
Now here's a good question. What's something you've done the
lifestyle that surprised even you?
That's, I have no idea. That's so many things, yeah.
Mrs. Mocha's nasty like nothing. Surprised her on the podcast.
Yeah, like she don't surprise herself too much.
Like she might surprise me with some freaky shit she'll be
talking about, but surprising herself?
I don't know. I surprised myself with the
stepdaddy thing. Yeah, yeah.
That's like a level 2 though. Yeah, because, you know, she
calls me daddy and, you know, she calls home somebody,
Stepdaddy, and she was really turned off by it.
Not anymore. Well, you know, I we'll save
that story for another time. Yeah.
But she that was that did surprise you.
It did surprise me because I was like already kind of in a nasty
mood when I got there and I won't tell the whole story.
But Long story short, he kept saying so you call him daddy.
Like he was questioning like if I I think he was questioning if
I could call anybody else daddy, which I don't like to.
I don't want to like I don't have a desire to.
Then he got in the room and started fucking the shit out of
me and I was like fuck my whore pussy step daddy.
Yeah, his Dick was like, like went from hard to like missile
hard and then he like with sweating all over me.
I was hot. Then I came home and told Daddy.
Yeah, then I got mine. I was surprised at myself
though. She.
She was, she was, she was surprised and nervous and
excited and she told me about it.
I think she just told me because she wanted some more Dick.
No, I told you because I would have felt bad not telling you.
You know, like, I mean, I always want some more Dick.
Hope I say that I mean. I always want more Dick.
Lady to write for us stuck it in and tell me so clearly you want.
To No, I told you when you were fucking me.
Oh. Yeah, it was good though.
I was like. I'm sorry, Daddy, I called him
Stepdaddy. It's your take card.
It's swelling up, it's swelling. Up.
OK, what'd you do to surprise yourself, Mr. Mocha?
Surprise myself? What have I done to surprise
myself? Fuck, I don't know, Mom.
Because you're lame. I'm.
Trying to think what I've done because I'm a fucking pervert.
I don't know. I mean, it surprised me.
Like, I mean, I can't really surprise me.
I'm right. I'm dirty.
You already have thought about like what you're going to do,
right? Any filthy thing that I've done,
I've thought about it. I I've come to it 70,000 times
already. So once it actually happens,
it's like, oh, that feels better.
So I don't, I don't surprise myself, not really.
Then you fuck 7 chicks. Did you?
Surprise yourself. I mean, I didn't surprise myself
because I did that. I was surprised that you
facilitated it. I mean, I was more surprised
that you made it happen and you, you know, we're so good while it
was happening. So not that I, I wasn't
surprised. OK.
So is there any bucket list scenario that you haven't
checked off yet? Yep, I'm not talking about him
on the fuck. They're not ready for that.
Well, no, I'm. Pretty sure you I mean they're
ready for it was wish your bucket list.
What do I have left on my bucket list?
Yes, yeah. What?
What sexual thing do that you plan on checking off that you
haven't checked off yet? You've done pretty much.
I mean, bucket list is not something that you've done
already, true? True.
But just because you want to do it again, that what?
If it's like a restart, it's been a long time.
Like a redo. Only women can grade shit on
curves and be like, yeah, I did it once, but you know, after six
years it's a redo. It's.
Like a restart. OK, well.
'Cause it was. Technically it's of a new vagina
now. Oh.
My goodness. So like, everything would be
brand new. Oh my God.
What?
I don't think I've ever have I ever done an airtight before.
No, no, you had. AI just had like ADPI had a
gangbang, yeah. DPADVPI, Wait, no, no, no, no,
no. I think you did have a airtight.
I'm pretty sure you did. I think sometimes.
You. No, no.
Well, no. You almost did.
It was you were getting a gangbang and that was when me
and Lupe had gave you ADP. Now you hear me, DVP.
He'd not. Oh, oh, no, you're right.
That was DVP. Oh, yeah, So you're right.
Yeah. No, Nope.
You had a hole free. Look at that.
You had a hole open. Oh, is that what an airtight is?
Yeah, one in each hole, one of your one in your pussy, one in
your ass, one in your mouth. How you going?
How? How are you going to?
You have something on your bucket list and you don't even
know the actual description for what it is.
He and me like sucking somebody's Dick would like so
no. No, you you still got a hole
that's available. What if you're not doing anal?
Well, well, then you're not going to be airtight.
You're right. Air comes, don't come out.
I'll do it. Even though I'd appreciate it,
no air comes out of that hole. She's.
So. Sorry, so sorry.
I'm sorry. I OK.
No. So I can do so I guess.
I guess I oh, I had to have done that at some point in time.
You have never done airtight. That's right because the the
you've done we DPDP because it's we just get guys that are weird
about it Yeah yeah yeah OK so I guess an airtight then would be
on my bucket list and I want to fuck outside.
I haven't done public sex. I'm so.
You fucked outside before. Out of our house, that doesn't
count I. Mean that's still outside.
Like at a park or something. I'm pretty sure you fucked
somebody outside. Maybe I have.
Yeah, well, but you know, we can throw down the bucket.
List and also everyone is going to think I'm a total asshole.
No, I'm not going to say that one, but I have a really major
one. What's the major one?
No, because people are going to think that I'm like Harlot.
I like harlots. I mean, I fuck it, let's have
it. I want to fuck like somebody but
their person doesn't know like. Like a cheating fantasy, you
harlot. Like, I don't know, get fucked
on their back deck while their person's asleep?
Oh, you said to say shit. I did say say I I did.
I can. Bleep that part out.
No, no, we're not bleeping it out.
We're putting it out because. I don't want people to think I'm
a bad person. I'm not like thinking about
somebody's like freaking spouse. I'm just, I don't know.
You, but that made no. Maybe it's just a cheating
fantasy though, so maybe it's just like all parties know, they
just don't know when it's going to happen.
Listen, I'm not judging you. I mean.
You just judged me so hard. You told me to fuck.
I can't judge you because I mean I encourage all of the filthy,
nasty things you talk about. Now everyone is going to think
I'm a cheating whore. We're going to get to that.
Keep going. Wait a second.
OK. Do you have a type or is
chemistry the only rule? I'm going to say what I'm
thinking. No, that, no, that.
That's actually a good question. Do I have a type?
Or is it all about chemistry? Yes and no.
I I have a type of guy but. But you can make an exception
for. Chemistry.
I will always play with chemistry.
Yes. I would rather you be like,
sarcastic or funny or. I mean, you can't look like the
Hunchback of Notre Dame, but what?
Now listen, no, I'm. Hey, look, you know how I am.
I. You get on your.
Yeah, I am definitely. Crazy stuff and I'm getting
judged the fuck out of myself. I am not judging you, honey.
I'm just saying, OK, let me let's just say this because in
day-to-day life, I say fucked up stuff all the time and I get
ready to say fucked up stuff all the time and I'll look at her.
She's like, daddy, don't say it, which to me means if I, if she
can say don't say it before I say it, she thought it first,
But that's just me. So I'm constantly being
chastised by my wife for the things that come out of my mouth
in public, like what what happened the other day when I
out the airport. Anyway, So like we, we have
these moments like like the guy at the airport yesterday was was
yesterday the fucking wheelchair guy that I was ready to slap,
but I wasn't in the wrong. The guy was trying to run.
No, first of all, it wasn't the wheelchair person.
It was the person in the airport pushing the wheelchair.
Person. Yeah, like the wheelchair.
The guy was literally was trying to run me down like for no
reason. Like I moved over and he was
aiming the chair at me. I moved again, he continued to
aim, I moved again and it it was so bad.
And I'm like saying to myself, am I being a Dick?
And the, the, the, the sweet old lady in the wheelchair as they
go by where he's about to run over my toes.
She pat my arm on the way by and said, I'm so sorry for him.
And I'm like, I knew it wasn't me.
And the whole time my wife is like, daddy, look at the look on
your face, 'cause I Oh well, OK, wait, I'm sorry.
It wasn't there wasn't a look on my face was what I was.
Saying he literally was like, what did you say?
There's there's a whole fucking laying over there or something.
And I was like Daddy. I'm, well, I'm literally like
running from the fucking guy like I am.
I am very I like old people. Listen.
I like old people. There was a sweet little old
lady in the wheelchair. I was literally moving out of
the lane. He was going out of his way.
It was I not moving. No.
I ran into the wall trying to get out of the way.
After he said excuse me. No, I was already against the
wall. I saw him coming and he just
kept but. You kept going while he was
coming, so you should have moved so he could come.
You could have stopped at the pole, but you continued on with
a suitcase. Now you see why I said he.
Had the whole lane. I ran into the wall, he had the
whole lane. Naked.
Yeah, I forgot I put on every. I put on the wrong robe.
Anyways, Mr. Moco was. Anyway, so I was like.
We were. This guys trying to run me with
the fucking wheelchair. Breakfast, we were with our kid.
She does not need to see any violence.
I I wasn't violence. I was just like.
You were, you were very confrontational and you didn't
have to be. You didn't get ran over.
The old lady didn't die. Everybody made it out
peacefully. All you had to do was walk away.
Now let's say he'd ran over my foot and dumped the poor lady on
the. Floor something.
Then he he would have dumped her on the floor and then I would
have been the bad guy 'cause it was my foot he ran over.
Nope, 'cause you would have said something and I would have
allowed it. Oh, so so you were only going to
let me say something after he dumped the old lady?
You were injured. I told you if you're injured or
if someone is in danger, it's OK to say anything.
The. Old lady was in danger.
The guy was driving the wheelchair recklessly.
Clearly, she could have gotten up.
Granny should not have to get up because her driver was the.
Fucking wheelchair assistance at the Atlanta airport.
So that is on her. She won't do that again.
We digress and and please don't judge me, I'm usually not that
bad in public but I I really felt like the guy was targeting
me and trying to run me over for no reason.
And let's just say that he's not always like that in public.
But you know, those Atlanta airport arguments that we always
talk about, it's so weird that we have them always at the
airport because Mr. Mocha thinks that everyone is socially aware
and they aren't. So he gets upset because no
one's socially aware, including his wife.
Especially. Why do I need to be aware?
If I have you, just tell me where to go.
All right, yeah, like that works tell.
Me what to do like. That works.
Do you? Have a.
Type. So type yes and no, yes and no.
I am. You do have a type I.
I do have a type, but chemistry is yeah, you know, some let me
let me know. I I have a type first when I was
younger. Well, no, I have a type.
I do have a type like I am very much into first and foremost
height, weight, proportionate. That's that's always going to be
my type. And then, you know, having a
feature, one standout feature, whether it's, you know, first
large natural breast. Now I've said this before.
I do not slander large fake breast.
I like them too. I also like little breast.
I like old breast. But if that's not your your
thing, then you know a standout ass or standout eyes, standout
smile, something that stands out on you're.
Nerdy with freckles. Oh, not yeah, not yeah, it's
don't. Discriminate.
He doesn't discriminate. He is.
He likes unique. Yeah, thank you.
I like a unique looking woman. That's what I like.
I like a woman that has, yes, a standout feature.
I like something that's unique. So yeah, thank you, honey.
I got you, Daddy. All right, what is your favorite
place besides the bedroom to get booked?
We haven't done it in a while, but the car.
Oh, we can do that soon. We need to because all these fun
kids here. Yeah, no shit.
We got all the kids at the house for the summer.
So now we got to start fucking like we're like, we ninja we, we
got to start fucking like, like they own the house now.
Because you know, this is Mocha's like don't fuck too
loud. The kids are here.
Fuck these kids. They know how they got here.
But you know, my wife's nice person.
I just don't want them to be traumatized.
But my I would say the car for sure and we've never done it but
at the beach. I can't no see.
Not on the sand. I told you I got fucked on this
guys boat, but it was like I stood on the beach and just.
Been fucked on a boat before. No, no, no, no.
You're not listening when we finished the whole story.
Sandpaper. I was holding onto his boat
while I was standing in the sand.
He had me bent over the front of the boat.
Oh, cool, cool. OK.
Yeah, I was parked on the beach. Well, once we get a boat.
I told you that's when I got the spider bite on my coochie.
Yeah, I. Remember that?
I remember that. That's what you get for being
dirty. I wasn't sad.
Yeah. Oh, sorry.
The dogs are barking Guy and I hit the wall.
It was my fault. Yeah, so my wife bullied me into
getting a second dog, but we'll talk about that on another
episode. Next question, my favorite.
Place no, no, no, you didn't answer the question.
Oh, new favorite place? In your work van.
In my work van, yes. Your molester van.
Yeah, my work van like has no windows in the back and who
who's that the first time they saw this Like bro, you should
have got windows. Yeah, it's not like the 80s,
like Shag Van. It's like a newer van, but it's
a white fucking van. Work van.
Yeah, it's the kidnapper. Molester van.
Like I'm not a molester, but, you know, but for, for wives,
yeah, you can get it in the van all day.
So yeah, that the The Work van is my new fantasy.
Let's see. Oh, here's a good one.
Have you? Well, I'm sure you have, but
we'll ask anyways. Have you had a play date that
completely blew your mind? You skipped a whole bunch of
questions. Let's skip one.
What? Why?
I mean, 'cause you've this is like, that's kind of a corny
question. What's?
This OK? You're right.
You're right, OK.
And besides, they've heard that us answer that.
Have you had a play date that completely blew your mind?
Yes, honey, Really. Yeah, but you know it.
Yeah, though I've had several. But I think it's because I'm so
vocal about what I like and don't like, so it's easy to
like. I can't say it's easy to get
that because it's not easy to get that.
But it's easier to make it happen if you're very upfront
about what you like and what you don't like.
So it's easier to blow my mind because I can tell you what
level of freak I'm I want you at or what I like you at.
Yeah. And and for me, yes.
But what determines, what determines that for me is like
how far I've pushed about like someone's boundary.
And when I come home and tell my wife the story about something
that I've done that I find that very entertaining.
I had a play date, I think it was last week, and I came home
and told her about it. And she was like, I saw that
coming. And I'm like, Yep.
But she didn't. And then, you know, so yeah,
that was good. I agree, I if you're part of
like the fantasy it makes it more fun.
Oh yeah, we got yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Like if we've taught, if him and I have like talked and
fantasized about something and then I don't necessarily tell
the guy that I've talked to him about it.
Sometimes I pretend like Mr. Mocha doesn't know, which makes
it even more fun because he absolutely fucking knows.
Now you fucking up your secret, honey.
No, I mean, here's the thing though, you didn't.
You didn't let me finish. Oh, OK, sorry.
That means that I do it, but sometimes I do it and don't tell
him till six months later, which.
Is, I mean, which is that's our, that's.
The whole yeah, yeah, yeah. That's our thing, like.
Yeah, that's something like we, we've discussed that just
there's a time to talk about it. So Mrs. Mocha for very for a
very long time had this thing where it's like, OK, you have,
you have, you know, open season, especially we have certain guys
who, who we are, who I know I'm comfortable with.
You don't have to ask me every time.
Like there's been times where I'm at work, I can't answer the
phone and she won't go on a play date with somebody who we both
know, we both know and she's been playing with and she's
like, oh, well, I was going to go, but you didn't answer the
phone. Well, I'm, I'm fucking working.
I can't answer the phone. Just go on a play date.
So that kind of turned to a thing like, look, I want you at
least, you know, once, once in a while I want you to go do it and
then wait as long as you can hold out and then tell me and
later on that you did it, which is very fun.
I still haven't told you some stuff.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a that's a pleasant surprise
because she'll tell me like in the middle of sex.
So that's that's always exciting for me.
But I'm a bit of a pervert. I like to simulate your mind.
Yeah, you do, you do. What's the next one, honey?
I can't see. OK.
Oh, here's a good one. Do you ever take control or do
you love letting go completely? Yep.
You like let go. Yeah.
I feel like I have to like control my the whole my whole
vanilla life. So I mean, I can't say I
completely let go. I have to know you really well.
But if you give me a good enough Dick though, too, I'm inspired
to do things the first time. But yeah, I would rather let go.
I don't want I don't really. I think the common misconception
is that I'm like a dominant person of I'm absolutely not in
the bedroom. I'm not I, I'm, I know what I
like outside of the bedroom and I'm OK with telling that, but I
don't want it. I don't want to be in control of
shit when you're getting Dick down.
Just do it right. Just do it right.
If I don't like it, I'll tell you people, so many of people
are like, oh, do you like this? Do you like that?
Let's just do it. Worst case, I'll just, you know,
tell you I don't like it. Sorry.
What it's. Why are the microphones so
sensitive tonight? They're always moving in my
chair. They're.
Always sensitive. You just, you just don't usually
notice, but that that they're always sensitive.
OK. So for me, as far as control,
yeah. Yeah, I like to, I like to be in
control. Somebody asked me like, hey, can
I, can I tie your hands up? And I'm like, what?
I mean, that all depends. Do you want me to have a hard
Dick? Because if you tie my hands up
I'm not going to have an erection.
So were. You traumatized as a child.
No, it's just, it just doesn't turn me on.
Daddy, I was joking. I mean, I probably was
traumatized as a child at some point, but not by being tied up.
But yeah, I'm more of a controlled person, like I like
to. You're a.
Control person you're. Surprised, aren't you?
No. Yeah, definitely, definitely.
I want to want to go in, I want to take it.
I want to have my way with it. I usually do that most of the
time. Yeah.
Because I'll kind of laugh and smile when you come and tell me
certain stories. When you've went, you've been
allowed to go a little further than normal.
Push the boundary. Yeah, yeah, I like pushing
boundaries. That's for fucking sure.
Yeah, OK, here's a good one for you.
What's something you'd only do with someone you really trust?
Toys. I don't use toys with anybody.
I'll use toys with somebody I trust.
I'll I'll explore more kinky fantasies with people that we
know or trust, like tie ups. And what did I say the other
day? No, I'm not going to say that.
I'm afraid to ask now, but I don't remember.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Maybe I'm I'm CNC. Oh, Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean CNC, I mean that's. And then somebody asked me about
race play. Yeah, yeah, she's she said yes
to the CNC, but no to the race play.
Well, it's just, I mean, I told him I could do other stuff.
I just couldn't say the one word he wants me to.
Say yeah, your thing is your thing.
Yeah. But yeah, I guess that like I
would, I can, I feel like I can explore further into fantasies
with somebody that I trust 'cause I know there's no like
underlying shit. I guess you're not trying to
fall in love with me, you just want to do some kinky shit.
And what is something I do only with someone I trust?
So so that is that's different. It's the the level of level of
interaction and conversation and intimacy that I will give to
someone else. As far as like, you know, having
a female friend where I find it's easier for her to have a
male friend who's an actual friend that she can spend an
abundant amount of time with and talk to all the time and then
remain certain boundaries stay while they they still build a
relationship. It's harder to do that with a
female. So having that type of
relationship with a female that I trust, that's that type of
relationship I can have with a female I trust.
We have, you know, a friend who who we talk, who I talk to who
lives out of state and her and Misses Mokul talk.
That type of energy. For me, that's a trust thing
where it's. You feel safe.
I feel safe, isn't that? Yeah, that's that's a trust
thing. So I guess offering that he
offering a little more of my emotions to someone on a
different level outside of sex. Here's a good one for you.
But I already know the answer to this and I'm sure they do.
Do you like watching me with another woman or do you prefer
being watched by me? Yes.
I tell the truth. No, I like being watched by you.
Yeah. I feel like it's like putting a
show on, but do you like that? I do.
I don't dislike it, like I said, I just don't.
It's not like my go to. Although we have talked about
having some girls girl threesomes lately together.
I am, I'm. I'm not going to turn that down.
I know I'm looking for a redhead, yeah.
Listen, you can put your pussy on my mustache while she takes
it for a ride. I'm good with that.
Remember we did that at Trap? Oh yeah, back in the day.
Yeah, I remember that. What?
As soon as you sat on my face, I lay up.
I'm coming. Oh well.
But did you die? No, I mean I.
We have the experience. I was not complaining.
I mean, I was good until you. I mean, I just got a little
overstimulated. I.
Swear you're on this back journal.
Oh my God. All right, we already answered
said that question. OK, here's a good one.
How do you usually tease someone you're into eye contact, subtle
touch, or words? Definitely words for me.
You're more the touchy feely one.
I'm not. Yeah, I for me it's eye contact
and touch. It's eye contact and touch.
To me, eye contact says a lot. So yeah, those are.
I'll surprise people with my words.
Yeah, Yeah, she does. Excuse me Sir, would you like
some vagina? Yeah, I mean, she does all kind
of stuff. There's sometimes during sex I'm
like, hey, you keep talking, I'm coming.
The people we played with the other night or he told me to be
quiet like 4 times and then put his hand over my mouth.
Yeah, she's just talking nasty. And I'm like, I'm just watching.
I'm about to come. He literally said don't.
He said no, just shut up because I don't want to be the first one
to come 'cause remember there were three of you.
Yeah, we had kind of like. Yeah, like it was, it was like,
you know, her, her friend. You, her husband and another
guy. Cute.
So, you know, we just kind of we, we were, you know, we were
like rotating. We were like rotating in and
out. They were like, ladies are
happy. They they, they are happy.
Yeah, I don't mean to talk shit sometimes though, I just feel
inspired to. Oh.
Yeah, she'll start talking real dirty.
Like, you know, she's talking some real good dirty shit.
Like when the girl you're fucking is like looking over at
her while you're fucking her. And I'm like, yeah, same thing
else then. The judgment from the other side
of the. Line she was turned on.
Oh, she heard me. Yeah, everybody heard you.
I was trying to be quiet. Who was that that says she gets
turned on when she hear you sucking Dick?
Raven. Yeah, she she get that girk girk
girk thing going on. I mean, I gotta help it.
I'm not complaining about it, I like it.
I feel like it's a good conversation starter.
OK, All right. All right.
So what's your favorite unexpected turn on doing play?
Unexpected like what is? Well, playing like anything
unexpected, like, you know, a guy slips his tongue in your
butt hole or something like that, or no, you know.
I have to say, and I'll call him out 'cause I normally don't call
him out, but I didn't, I forgot how into I was like stuff that
you're not supposed to do. Like let me explain.
Yes, please do explain. The other day when Q was here,
we came downstairs to do something.
Remember I told you, I think somebody was upstairs and he
bent me over at the bottom of the basement stairs and ate my
ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he fucked me like right there for a minute.
Yeah, that's pretty. Good.
So I would say like that type of stuff, like anything I'm.
I love sneaky shit. I need to be like surprised, but
I have to like it like that's unexpected.
I guess is the same as being surprised, but I don't really
have anything. I don't know who.
That's not even a good question I feel like.
Yeah, for me, like I. What's your favorite unexpected
turn on? Well, how would you know it's?
Not no. I mean like, like, no, like
unexpected, like the time that you know, like the time that the
the guy like ate his own come, you came upstairs like, Oh my
God, that's unexpected. You didn't expect that, but
you're turned on by. The guy I pegged and then I.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that.
Yeah, that's true. OK, OK.
Like those type of things. Yeah.
No, I will not do that to everyone.
I only did it because it was unexpected pegging.
I did it two times, but it was an it was like both times it was
unexpected. I mean, listen, if he lets you
do it once, I mean, you got to expect he's going to want it
again. It's been a long time that
happened. Maybe the opportunity didn't
arise or maybe he thought I was turned off by it, but I
absolutely wasn't. I hope he listens to his
podcast. She's offering you something,
buddy. Unexpected.
I, I don't think like I don't really have many unexpected
things on sex because like I do unexpected things to people
like. You're the unexpected, yeah.
Yeah, I'll do something unexpected to the people.
Women are people. Women.
Yeah, women are people. They are, but I'm saying like.
No, Yeah, yeah. No, I do unexpected things to
women. Yes, yes, yes.
That's what I meant. I was just thinking like, what's
unexpected to me? Like, yeah, yeah, no, I got
none. The time you got your nipples
sucked. The time you got your nipples.
Yeah, that was that. No, that was not an unexpected
turn on. No, they said.
They said unexpected turn on, not please stop.
I don't know why stick went down.
Why are you doing that I? Was like, he does not like
you're watching. Her do this and you're not
saying nothing. Help me.
Sometimes I'm entertained. Mm hmm.
You get entertained by shit too though.
Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.
Ever had a spontaneous encounter that turned into something
unforgettable? Probably, yeah, but he's yeah.
Spontaneous encounter that turned into something.
Oh yeah, like we went to the strip club and you picked up the
vanilla guy. And then I had to tell him I
love him, loved him, so that he would come.
Now that he was begging you to say it, you didn't say it.
I know he was. I can't come unless you say I
love. You.
No. He was like, just tell me you
love me. I'm sorry.
No. Can you just come that?
Was crazy. I was like.
Wow. Maybe that was his fantasy.
Maybe no one had ever loved him properly.
Yeah, I should have just done that.
Maybe he felt like a whore. Maybe he needed some TLC.
He didn't want to feel like a whore, like he was just a piece
of meat. So he needed to say, tell me you
love me and I'll come. Yeah.
I mean, that was some good Dick though.
I'm coming regardless. Yeah, it was good, Dick.
Yeah, I mean, he's putting in some workout.
I mean, I tell you enjoyed it, so yeah.
I was glad I enjoyed it because it was fucking 5:00 in the
morning. Yeah, I mean, here's listen, if
you, if I'm getting old, if we're fucking past 12 AM, it
better be great. Yeah, it better be great if
we're fucking past 12 AM like. I don't have a reason to be up,
right. Yeah.
Otherwise we're going to bed. It's really sad.
We've been, we've been lifestyle so long that like our times used
to be like, OK, yeah, we're going out at like 11 now we're
like it's 11:30. We got to leave the house.
She's like you have a play date like woman is 1030 What the fuck
you mean to have a play date? We.
Talked about that before, like. Listen, it's 10:30 PM Anybody
listen if I'm not already fucking.
All my hoes are asleep. I said oh listen, anybody I'm
fucking is already sleeping or already sucking somebody else's
Dick. Dane, like you don't start at
10:30. I mean, I do, but you don't.
No, I let I will if you come here, but if I have to drive,
you know how I am when it comes to driving.
I. Mean mine are just convenient
driving radiuses. So mine aren't like yours 'cause
I have two dudes up the street that aren't far, remember?
And they're like night owls. Yeah, she got, she got local.
She got, you know, Yeah, close proximity pain.
I mean, it works out, though. I mean, I picked my one night of
the week that I'll stay up later than, you know, I'm always up
late. I just need to be in my bed.
I like being in my bed, Yeah. She she, she'll pick her one
night a week and she'll get fucked real good.
And then after she get fucked she'll come upstairs and act
like she didn't literally just get fucked.
Like she's ravenous for Dick. Like I need some more now what?
He's fucking crazy. I.
Heard you down. There the other night you're
full of shit because the other night when I did that and came
home, you're like, oh, I'm so sleepy.
Which is code for weeping. The fuck?
What is it? She forced it on me.
Yeah, she forced the pussy on me.
I was like, honey, I just need to.
I got to get up early. Give me that Dick.
Oh my God, that reminds me of righteous Gemstones.
Like, so we've kind of run out of questions, guys, so we're
just talking about random stuff right now, but practice
gemstones where she says she's going to shave her pussy.
Move to Malibu. She's going to shave my pussy.
Why are you shaving your pussy? So I can surf faster, Jesse.
Oh. My God that show was so fucking.
Funny, we don't want to advocate for anything.
But that show was hilarious. I get a little background of, I
think I've told people like several times, but a little
background on me as my dad is like a Southern Baptist preacher
and this show, Righteous Gemstones is about like the
fucking epitome of Southern Baptist preachers.
I don't want to say that, Louise, just back.
Down. It's a spoof on.
Yes, that. So I'm not saying that.
Because her dad's not like. That Yeah, yeah, not even close.
But this show is just very fucking interesting, if you I
don't even want to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't even say like how what it's about.
We binge watch, we'll start binge watching the show and this
is. We can't even watch shows.
Yeah, because yeah, we won't stop.
Yeah, we're like fucking we are. So we're so irresponsible.
We will start watching the show and like, OK, one more episode.
One more episode. 5:00 one. More episode 6.
O'clock in the. Yeah, like this is tomorrow.
We have to work. Mm Hmm.
Like we are, we're so fucking irresponsible.
It's it's ridiculous. But but again, like we're
complete opposite. So if we're not watching
anything, we're just going to go to bed.
It's just what whatever stimulating will keep us up.
But yeah, like if you need any good show recommendations, I if
you, it's very unpredictable. And for us, like we haven't
stopped laughing, but we get entertained, try to kind of mess
up stuff. Yeah, we we, we are.
We watch goofy shit yes, together and well.
It's very like stepbrother ish. Yeah, like, as far as like
sarcasm and stuff goes, but but like Mr. Mocha said, like a
spoof of religion. But also it part of it was
filmed in fucking Georgia, in Locust fucking Grove, Georgia,
which is. To live, Yeah, far from there,
like 2 exits from there. Which is fucking insane because
it now I know why people from the North or anywhere that's
that's not from the South think that we're idiots because shows
like that come out and you're like, wow, that's why they think
everyone. From whoever wrote that show is
a fucking genius. Yeah, we give them that much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we digress.
Yeah, we did so. I'm going back to it.
So, you know, those are some questions that we we always like
that, you know, kind of give people a perspective of us.
You know, we're always clowning and talking about stuff, but
there are people still want to know they people want answers to
some of the questions that that that they deal with and going
forward. Now, we always said, if there's
anything that you want us to talk about, if there's any
questions that you have, feel free to write e-mail us.
Our e-mail is O Faces Life and it's spelled OFACEZ
l.yfe@gmail.com. You can e-mail us there with any
questions or comments. Also, you know, tell your other
lifestyle friends about our podcast.
We love getting, We love hearing back from the listeners.
We love that people, you know, we have friends who will text us
or message us about episodes that we've done, which is always
exciting. You know, when you're hanging
out and the people, you know, shoot you a message like, Oh my
God, this was fucking hilarious. Or if somebody knows that you
were talking about them on one of the podcasts and, you know,
they're your friends who was there and lived it with you.
So, you know, feel free to talk to us.
I feel like you just did like a whole like per your last e-mail
thing because you were like moving forward.
If you'd like to da da da da da e-mail us that.
That was pretty good, Mr. Mocha. Very businessy.
You know I'm very good at that when I need to be.
Who writes all your nasty gram emails at work?
ChatGPT. OK, all right.
You remember that? You remember Next time you need
a nasty gram I'm. Joking Mr. Mocha helps me a.
Professional nasty gram. He helps me with like the mean
stuff because I'm not good at being mean.
She's like, OK, I need you to write, I need you to write
something, but don't be you. No, I have to tell him to write
it but then send it to me and I make it like what I would say,
not what he would say because they wouldn't.
The problem is like if I sent something like that to my job,
they would know it's absolutely not me.
If you like someone's hacked missus Mocha at work.
Like they like all of a sudden they don't realize that ChatGPT
was her when she used. ChatGPT No, I still change my
chat GBTS though the OR sound like me, I still conform it.
To me it just words things in sequence better than what I do
'cause my brain does not put anything in order.
And I am so insulted. Have I?
Am I never? Am I not nice in a professional
environment? No, absolute fucking lutely not.
What are you talking about? Sir, we've worked together
several. Times when?
When have I not been professional?
I didn't say you weren't professional.
You asked if you were nice. I said no.
You want the yes answer or the no answer.
Well, hold on, if I'm professional, that's not nice or
mean, it's professional. No, your face is very.
We're not talking about my face, we're talking about my words.
Doesn't matter. Your face says it all.
That is your words. Your face.
No, Mr. Roca is nice. He's he's nice.
He's good at work. He's a different person at work.
Like he's very different. But I mean, we all are.
We all are. Yeah.
But yeah, sorry we if we bored anybody with our questionnaire
tonight. I, it was my fault.
I told Mr. Mocha that I haven't been on a podcast in a while, so
I know he was low key just trying to kick me off.
So I have to jump on and make myself relevant every once in a
while. But otherwise, I'm just going to
get in the podcast with all the fellows and and take over.
He will, I mean, and it's my fault we've I've slowed down for
the summer because I think we've told most people we did have a
grandkid. We got a second dog.
So porno pup has a friend now we got a second dog and.
More stuff to fight about. Remember, we fight at the
airport and we fight about the dogs, we fight about the kids.
So now we have second dog that we, we get to fight about
because I'm the dog trainer and my wife is not.
And I'm like don't, don't, don't do that with the dog.
Or she's like, Oh my God, they looked at each other.
They're going to fight there. We got 2 fucking doodles.
They're not going to kill each other.
They're doodles, OK? They're not even going to draw
blood. They might have.
They're not even going to draw hair.
She's fucking. I think he's looking at his toy.
So what? What are they going to do, you
know? I don't want to be on a fucking
meeting and I have to stop because the dogs are fighting.
So anyway. My God.
So yeah, that's so we so we've been actually fighting a lot
about the dog, which is which is always exciting.
So we've had, we just have had like life has been lifing.
So because we, I actually feel bad because I haven't really
talked to like a lot of people. But yeah, so we got that and
then we had the kids come home for we had some graduate from
school, so they're here. So they've been cock blocking
us. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. So, yeah, but we're trying to
get, I'm trying to get back to it with Mr. Mocha.
So our next episode will be way more interesting because
hopefully I've had my gangbang by then.
And, and like I said, I mean, I, I've said I think in the last
episode, every once in a while, we just kind of, we just kind of
slide it. It's never really intentional.
We just kind of have our moments.
We just kind of fall into ourselves, you know, kids and a
dog, you know, joking about that.
But we have, we have those moments.
We just kind of organically, organically, just kind of fall
into each other's energy and we just kind of step back and not
even trying to. And then it's like, oh, we've,
we've kind of had this time with each other time to.
It's like a a break, but we didn't know we were taking a
break. We just it kind of, we've never
said like, hey, we're taking a break unless it was when I was
sick. But more or less it's it.
Sometimes we just fall into a break because we, you know,
vanilla life. We.
Lifing.
Yeah, yeah. But.
We're, we're going to, we're, we're going to try to come back
consistently, give you guys some, some new laughs and some
new experiences because Mrs. Mocha is out here slutting it up
again and. And if any of you guys have any
grandpa fantasies, Mr. Mocha is available for that now.
I. Am now a grandpa.
He is a grandpa, so anybody that.
Mrs. Mocha is a grandmother, so if you fuck her, you're a
grandmother fucker. Yeah, but I'm still a GILF out
of MILF and a GILF. You can't be a MILF and a GILF,
you guys. You can only you're a GILF now.
You're no longer MILF your grandma, now I'm grandpa.
I mean, excuse me, I am El Padre.
Yeah, that's what we're What did you do when you touched
something? Yeah, he is El Padre.
But anyways, we keep digressing, but we will be more exciting
next time. We just wanted to jump back on
and I don't know, I'm losing my train of thought now.
So until the next time, thank you so much for joining the Old
Faces Podcast. I'm your host, Mr. Mocha, my
beautiful wife, Mrs. Mocha. Tell the people bye baby.
Goodbye from the mochas I'm. Trying to give it to you.
Easily that shit just like a porn and swimming air and when
we're all doesn't want to see the moon.