1 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,400 Libby, I'm live this early because it was either I had to 2 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,960 go I'm I'm off the 1st to the 5th and I either had to go live 3 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,760 this early or I couldn't go Live Today. 4 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,320 You have Europeans and unemployed Americans. 5 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,920 Funny, it could be somebody's off there. 6 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:47,000 Hello everybody, let it go. How's everybody doing on this 7 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,080 fantastic Wednesday? Everybody chat. 8 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:54,920 We are live very early today. I know it's a Wednesday, I know 9 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,400 it's a weekday, I know most people aren't going to be able 10 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:02,320 to make the stream, but I either stream today right now or I 11 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,280 don't stream at all. So I'd rather go live early than 12 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,240 not at all. I'm not going to be live the 1st 13 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,160 to the 5th. We're doing reacts for like 2 14 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,920 hours tops today. It's going to be a very short 15 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,440 stream, like hour and a half, two hours. 16 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,640 We're probably only going to watch like 2 videos today. 17 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:25,400 Tomorrow through to through Monday 1st to the 5th. 18 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,600 I'm not live. OK, I'm gone for five days, 19 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,880 Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday I'm back Tuesday. 20 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:37,640 We're doing reaction games next Tuesday, the 6th, the 7th, we're 21 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:41,360 starting GTA5 story mode. We're going to be playing at six 22 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,520 hours a day, twice a week until we beat it. 23 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,120 It'll probably take three weeks to beat it. 24 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,520 We're also ordering the team of products next week. 25 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,880 We're going to be also if you have any team of suggestions, 26 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,840 Team of suggestions tab. If you have any videos, video 27 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,080 session tab. If you have any games, game 28 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,840 session tab. Top five most of videos to watch 29 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,080 games. I play in the team of products 30 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,400 that I'm going to order, but we're doing that next week as 31 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,960 well. We'll probably review those 32 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,560 products once they come in, in late October, early November, 33 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:14,160 what else? October 14th league tournament, 34 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,600 16th breast Cancer Research fund, charity stream, 23rd 35 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,960 cloaks, Mario Kart tournament, blah blah blah horror games, 36 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,680 other random shit, food gauntlet stuff upcoming. 37 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:30,520 You'll see as we get there sometime in November. 38 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,760 I would love to be able to film another vlog, whether it's at 39 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,360 Twitchcon, whether it's me going to a casino, I don't really 40 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,760 know. I also know that me, Los and 41 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:43,240 Jinxy might be going to Vegas in December, but that's two months 42 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,400 away. Kodo for the sub, Alex for the 43 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,000 three. Oh my God. 44 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,480 Excuse me, Belgium slash Europe is happy you're here early. 45 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,520 B and TX for the sub. JoJo. 46 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,200 Hey Swag and Mr. Ryan Imani, Shotgun Willie, thank you for 47 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,640 the 1000 buddies finally off work for the first time in a 48 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,320 while. Glad to finally catch another 49 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,400 stream. Well, I'm glad that you have an 50 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,560 off day today. Shotgun Willie, Devin and Cobo 51 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,240 for the sub Danny Potato, Waseel, Jazz, my clove and Lukie 52 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,320 for the sub. Been regarding genealogy or been 53 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,720 reading Genealogy of morals? It's really interesting. 54 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:14,800 Thank you for the book suggestion. 55 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,920 I'm glad you like it, Nick. Thank you for the five gift. 56 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:22,200 It's sunshine, the it's blue Charlie, wonderful, K ZA K Sam 57 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,760 and Eva. Thank you for the sub or Ava for 58 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:28,160 the sub X flow David and Nick. They give the five gifted Z&B 59 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,240 artist and code of the sub chat run down to the videos we have 60 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,640 today. We only have two because it's a 61 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,920 short stream Papa meets video. The strange world of fade 62 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,520 cuddling and early Gen. Z and late Gen. 63 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,440 Z are not the same. If we have time, we'll do one 64 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,800 more, but I'm probably only going to be able to go live for 65 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,560 like 2 hours today. Plane and death with a sub NS. 66 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,720 They give it the sub Louvre, the three. 67 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,880 Not a personal level in you the details. 68 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:55,960 I don't really want to talk about that. 69 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,640 Whoa. And playing for the sub Death 70 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:58,160 and NS. Thank you. 71 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,880 For the sub. It invites weird questions. 72 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,280 I'm not saying your questions are weird, but it invites weird 73 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,320 questions. Audi for the sub, AK for the 74 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,520 three, kind of a personal thing. Will you attend streamer award 75 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:10,800 since it's going to be close to Twitchcon? 76 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,720 I don't know yet. I don't know yet. 77 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:22,560 I'm not a big award show guy, but the odds of me getting 78 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,800 nominated this year are very high. 79 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:32,040 Maybe. And that's not a maybe meaning. 80 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,920 No, that's a maybe meaning maybe. 81 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,200 But there was also a lot of drama surrounding last year's 82 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:45,240 and I would really love to not be a part of that in any way 83 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:50,360 possible. So there was drama. 84 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,520 Yeah. You didn't see last year's. 85 00:05:56,080 --> 00:06:01,240 Oh my God, the one girl that was a full and interrupted adapt 86 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,680 speech after he was talking about mental health too, which 87 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,280 was just a little lamest thing ever. 88 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,560 There was other weed that it was like really awkward. 89 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,160 I mean, what do you mean what happened? 90 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,200 What do you mean what happened? Like this is like some tight 91 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,000 knit thing. Just Google Streamer Awards 92 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,880 2025. There's probably a compilation 93 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:28,840 of like the. Anyways, moving on anything for 94 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:30,160 the sub. Alex from three Belgium go to 95 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,840 Twitchcon. Do you have a meeting booth or 96 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,560 is it like hey Joe bar can I get a picture? 97 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:39,000 I do not do fan meetups. If you see me at Twitchcon, feel 98 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,800 free to ask me for a photo. Don't feel awkward at all. 99 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:47,520 I'm very willing to interact with fans at Twitchcon slash in 100 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,640 general. The reason I don't do meet and 101 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,720 greets is because it's a very inauthentic way to meet people 102 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,760 and it Uber sucks. You're going to stand in line 103 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,160 for 30 minutes. So I go Hey, nice to meet you. 104 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,920 Picture bye. Hey, nice to meet you. 105 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,560 Picture bye. Hey, nice to meet you. 106 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,000 Picture bye. Hey, nice to meet you. 107 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,640 Oh, thanks for this picture bye. Stupid. 108 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,520 I'd rather you know you're there's, there's not a guarantee 109 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:15,880 you'll see me. But if you do say hi, you know, 110 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,720 no problem with it real and vibrating for the sub. 111 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,960 William goes to the sub. I will be doing, Oh, am I 112 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:26,200 allowed to say this? I'm doing AI don't know if 113 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,640 they've announced it. I'm doing a Twitch rivals event, 114 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:34,200 so I'll be doing that definitively at Twitchcon. 115 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,440 But I don't know like what day I'll be walking the floor 116 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,400 because Twitchcon's Friday through Sunday. 117 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:45,200 I'll be there whatever day Twitch Rivals is, but whether or 118 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,040 not I'm walking the floor that day, I don't really know. 119 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:48,720 But I don't really live stream there. 120 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,840 I kind of just like vlog. I don't know if I'm going to 121 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,440 vlog it this year though, because I've logged it before. 122 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,400 We'll see. It'll be a spur of the moment 123 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,360 decision, generally. Spur of the moment decision. 124 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:03,880 I think it's the end of the world. 125 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,560 The Bible says So what? Looks like we got to be prepared 126 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,560 for the end then. Brother. 127 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,160 Static and Paul for the sub, Olive bar and one for the sub 128 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,200 teeth. Thank you for the five. 129 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,840 I've been watching since 2021. Multiple chatter said next RDR 2 130 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,920 stream and I think it's become more of a meme in chat but I 131 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,000 think your chat has grown such change. 132 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,040 Would it be worth at least a poll? 133 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:27,360 No because that came so long and I don't really have an 134 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,280 aspiration to play it. Right now we're doing GTA5 story 135 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:34,320 mode which is 40 hours and it's going to take me 3 weeks of 12 136 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:40,159 hour streams or 12 hours of GTA once a week for three weeks to 137 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:44,600 beat it and then GTA 6 drops which is twice as long and it's 138 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,080 80 hours. I'm not then going to tag on Red 139 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,640 Dead Redemption and play a game that's 100 hours long. 140 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:55,160 So no, I'm not playing Red Dead Dino, not Ethan, Orange and Ross 141 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,320 to the sub. Willie vibrating real Ghost to 142 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,800 the sub. On taking the five Luth, they 143 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,120 give it a three. Do you plan on playing any more 144 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,360 CS cases or gambling games at some point? 145 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,240 Yeah, I'll buy over the three. Would you get a Honda Civic? 146 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,840 No. Also, don't send bets right now. 147 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,080 Chat. We're only alive for two hours 148 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,360 and I got to hop into the reacts. 149 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,160 What are you doing with your time off? 150 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,400 Not talking about it. Ethan for the sub. 151 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,360 Alex and the three. Sorry. 152 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,080 Zan, Brianna and Slime for the sub or Sun for the sub. 153 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,120 I'm just hanging out with friends. 154 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,440 John for the sub. It's not a vlog. 155 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,840 See you over the sub. Extended you. 156 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,720 Thank you for the thousand of these. 157 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,400 Live in Australia. It's 1:00 AM right now. 158 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,240 Usually stream at 4:00 AM. Love the videos, which I can do 159 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,480 more often. I got to go to work. 160 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,280 Well, I hope you have a good day at work, brother. 161 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,040 And I'm sorry that you're tapped in so early into the stream. 162 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,840 Love your stuff. Carpe diem jumper and it's fire 163 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:36,720 dude. I'm glad that you got the 164 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,960 jumper. I'm sorry the shipping was 165 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,160 probably out the ask for that because you live in Australia. 166 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,880 CEO for the five gifteds, Oliver and Static for the sub. 167 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,800 Paul for the sub. Next merch drop I'm doing in 168 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,360 like 3 weeks. It's for like the possum 169 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,280 plushie. The shipping will still be up 170 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,760 for that, but then I'm switching over and there should be more 171 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,160 suppliers so shipping is cheaper for the actual next clothing 172 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,400 drop. Deep iconic spice John and 173 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,480 Brianna for the sub. But thank you for the support of 174 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,000 the merch bro and I hope you have a good day. 175 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,160 All right anyways, chat lock in. First video of the day. 176 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,040 First video of the day. Stop asking me if I'm playing 177 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,280 Eldon Ring or Red dead or other games. 178 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,960 Why are we doing this? I thought this is the EU 179 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,200 viewers. You guys should be chill right 180 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:23,760 now. Stop asking me if I'm playing 181 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,280 other games. It's fucking annoying. 182 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,680 Oh my God if you have games you want me to play video star stop 183 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,400 game star stab. But just to fast track this, no 184 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,480 I'm not playing any Dark Souls game ever anytime in the future. 185 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,240 That's just not happening. We're not doing a play through a 186 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:42,120 Red Dead anytime in the future, maybe 2 years from now, I don't 187 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,000 know. Not while GTA5 story mode is 188 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,200 getting played next month or November for GTA6 or December. 189 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,800 Because there's going to be other games that are dropping 190 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,640 and other content ideas. So there's no world in the next 191 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,400 6 months that I play Red Dead and there's no world in the next 192 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,440 5 years that I play fucking Elden Ring? 193 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,560 All right so stop asking me about that. 194 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,760 Like I I why are we spamming that? 195 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,040 I will be playing Minecraft dungeons too. 196 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,560 Outside of that, no more fucking game questions. 197 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,640 Please chat. It is 11 in the morning, I don't 198 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,240 want to have to throw it into sub only right now. 199 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,760 This is insanity X for the sub though. 200 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,440 Thank you for the five gifted. It's cool for the three. 201 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,960 I'm also off for the next 5 days. 202 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,640 I would love a good chat on the last stream in the next 5 days. 203 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,400 Last miss. Thanks for the the advice on 204 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,560 streaming. I hope it goes well for you 205 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,320 brother. Good luck, Ethan. 206 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,360 Thank you for the 25 gifteds. Thank them if we got a sub. 207 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,720 Thank you for the 25 gifted. Spicy and deep for the sub chat. 208 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:33,400 Lock in XD for the sub. I'm OK. 209 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,240 Yeah. All right. 210 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,480 We're going to keep it there for a minute. 211 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,240 I'm sorry. There's probably like 10 Subs in 212 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,680 chat right now. Lock in X, Steve the sub cool 213 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:45,040 they give the three, Ethan they give the 25 gifteds into the 214 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,920 videos. Chat into the videos. 215 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,800 Wow, sub only at 11:20 in the morning on a Wednesday. 216 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,520 Never thought that would occur. I don't know what type of 217 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,480 demographic of chatters we have in chat right now but holy fuck 218 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,360 it was like every 3rd chat was just spam or fucking asking me 219 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,400 to do something else. And I know it was because I said 220 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,640 stop asking me but I'll just throw it in sub only. 221 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:05,240 That just solves it. The strange world of paid 222 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,600 cuddling. We'll take it out of sub only in 223 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,480 a minute here. The strange world of paid 224 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,520 cuddling. Welcome back to the Papa Me 225 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,560 channel. How you doing? 226 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,840 How you doing? Come in and sit down because 227 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,320 today we're going to be talking about professional cuddlers. 228 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,680 Human touch is more than just a thing we desire year after year. 229 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,680 It's been proven to offer massive benefits to our health 230 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720 ever since. You're a baby, Nick. 231 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,320 How do you how do you map out your pricing for a cuddle? 232 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,880 Is it different depending on what type of cuddle it is? 233 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,320 Like is big spoon more expensive than little spoon? 234 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,520 Am I paying per hour? Am I paying per minute? 235 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,280 What is? What is the the the basis here? 236 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,400 Skin, you need human touch. It's true or you become a cold 237 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,240 hearted killer. You need, you need cuddles. 238 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,080 God, Nick's a little sick today so he's going to it's going to 239 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,440 sound like a 56 year old chain smoker back there. 240 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,520 Oh yeah, it's bad. It hurts. 241 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,160 I asked him to stay home. How's he going to put that out 242 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,720 there? It helps us sleep, reduces 243 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,240 stress, lowers our blood pressure and even improves our 244 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:10,480 immune systems. I feel like, yeah, physical 245 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:15,160 touch is probably good for your body and your health, but do you 246 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,960 think it's offset if you're paying for it 'cause like the 247 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,640 overall experience is worse? Like if you have to pay somebody 248 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:29,760 to give you a hug that's like so ass the IT definitely still 249 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,600 probably is health benefits, but not nearly as much as it as it 250 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,640 normally would. You need to get some cuddles, 251 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,240 dude. You need to get some. 252 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,720 You need to get some human contact Soon. 253 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,320 I'm like, I'm going to start going up to your house. 254 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,560 I'm start cuddling with you, OK, Crawling in bed. 255 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:52,520 In places where it's legal, is it more sad to pay for cuddling 256 00:13:52,600 --> 00:14:01,360 or to pay for sex? I'm saying if you're in like, 257 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,240 Amsterdam, the red light district, not like side of the 258 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,320 road, pick it up. A prostitute. 259 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:12,680 Yeah, I feel like paying for, I don't know if paying for paying 260 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:19,520 for cuddling is sad, paying for sex also sad. 261 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,680 But it's like, oh, you're just like a horny guy that can't. 262 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,960 Yeah, but even dude, the guys that are paying for sex also 263 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,920 aren't getting cuddles. OK. 264 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,760 What? That's just, that's not a 265 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,880 sentence I would have ever thought would leave my mouth. 266 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,560 But the guys that are paying for sex are not. 267 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,000 They're not getting cuddles. You know, it's not like they're 268 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,600 making it halfway and then and then and then it's ending. 269 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,320 It's like they're just not doing anything. 270 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,960 I feel like it's better. Cuddles are good, Yeah. 271 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,600 And maybe, I don't know, Yeah, I mean, we really got to see the 272 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,520 price, the price sheet here. Hey, Nikki, you're Nik. 273 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,880 Do you feel healthy? Yeah, how much does sex cost in 274 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,640 like Amsterdam? I'm Googling this. 275 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,360 I feel like I've googled this before On stream, not off 276 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,560 stream. Amsterdam red light district 277 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:13,400 prostitute prices. A guy on Reddit said it cost us 278 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:17,360 50 guilders for a blowjob. What is guilders? 279 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:31,280 Oh Netherland currency? So it costs it costs $25 for a 280 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,880 blowjob? Wow that's like fucking too 281 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,680 cheap. I don't know, I would have 282 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:41,960 expected like 100 bucks, maybe more $25. 283 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,560 That's like a fortnight skin. I guess you need to stay longer. 284 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,240 I like that I have a twin bed. You sleep in a twin bed. 285 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,360 Well, that's actually $20 is $20.00, but now it's $25.00 286 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,360 because of inflation. Your house. 287 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,280 Well, I have a mat, I have a queen, but I haven't been 288 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,400 sleeping in my master bedroom since the start of the year. 289 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,240 You. Don't sleep in the master. 290 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,480 You're the one person who lives there, right? 291 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,840 Why do you sleep in the smaller room? 292 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,200 Because every time my dogs have peed in my bed three times, I've 293 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,320 given up sleeping in that room. Really. 294 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,520 Is this? Are you serious? 295 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,720 I'm serious. The dogs. 296 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,360 Given up sleeping in that room. So you've just abandoned it. 297 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:24,080 Like, like, what the fuck? It's just, there's no point in 298 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,080 even trying anymore. We're just going to barricade 299 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,200 the room off. We're just going to quarantine. 300 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,640 Old new hostage like this you you say every day you walk by a 301 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,320 queen mattress and you're just like was good times back then. 302 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,960 Do they prefer the twin mattress? 303 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,600 Well, they don't pee on it. Why don't you just? 304 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,880 Leave them in another room while. 305 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:43,080 You're. I've never heard of a dog peeing 306 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:47,840 in a bed like when I had Daisy when she was a puppy, she used 307 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,960 to pee on the floor, but I've never, I've never heard of a dog 308 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,280 like just getting up and pissing on the bed and then laying back 309 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,320 down like most dogs. Rat. 310 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,080 I'm going to be real. I'm sorry, Nick. 311 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,200 It's got to be a dumb dog. I no, I, I don't think it's all 312 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,160 dogs. I think it's dumb dogs because 313 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,720 most dogs know not to pee or poop in their area. 314 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,920 Like they wouldn't shit in their own bed. 315 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,640 You know they'd go, they'd walk 20 feet away, take a dump and 316 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,480 then walk back. It's like, how are you going to 317 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,599 fall asleep, get up, take a piss right where you're sleeping, and 318 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:25,800 then go back to bed? Like most animals wouldn't do 319 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,520 that. All night and then the shit in 320 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,920 the living room. I can't win. 321 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:36,360 I can't win. It's a lot of pent up anger. 322 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:41,920 OK, OK, let's unpack this. Puddles Assuming you've got 323 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,840 healthy social circle or close partner, physical touch isn't 324 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,320 hard to come by, right? You'd hug your wife, your 325 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,920 boyfriend, DAP up your Bros. What do girls do, boys? 326 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,960 They DAP up. Hey, whatever. 327 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,160 What it what? What's the equivalent? 328 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,000 Yeah, but that's not helping you emotionally. 329 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,960 I don't think a DAP up is is is aiding your physical health. 330 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,760 It's like one of those like a bro hug, a bro hug where you got 331 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,440 like your fist against their back. 332 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,040 I'm in their dog. I'm in their dog one. 333 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,240 Of that with with women. Make out. 334 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,920 Immediate lesbian action. OK you know I don't miss from 335 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,240 like women photos back in the day. 336 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,440 Remember this? Oh yeah, yeah, they'd. 337 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:29,040 All do that like together. Oh my God, are we talking like 338 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:33,920 the 2016 legging era where that was like the only thing people 339 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:37,920 wore and they would like kind of like half Crouch and they would 340 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,120 face each other? Oh yeah, now that shit was 341 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,360 cringe there. Though remember that. 342 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,840 Classics. No one still does that. 343 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,320 Looks is probably true though I hugged my boy sometimes. 344 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,360 I do the half hug, handshake, hug. 345 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:54,640 I do a big hug and I do. Oh my God, the duck face. 346 00:18:54,720 --> 00:19:00,280 Yes, the duck face being like the main pose, like on just 347 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:04,280 straight up on Instagram. You'd be like or however they do 348 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,760 it. Missed you man. 349 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:12,960 YK Ryan says duck face was hot. Missed you. 350 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,040 Did you shower today? Yeah. 351 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,640 Irish Spring In a time where more and more people suffer from 352 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,400 loneliness and isolation, there are undoubtedly people who 353 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,160 suffer due to a lack of skin to skin contact. 354 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,640 And as it turns out, there's a way for lonely individuals to 355 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,120 acquire human contact that doesn't include a sad, no eye 356 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,760 contact hand behind a Waffle House at 2:00 AM. 357 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,520 There are many people, both men and women, who will exchange 358 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,680 cuddling time for an hourly rate. 359 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,400 This may sound absurd, but it's been around for well over a 360 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,800 decade and we're not talking about a run-of-the-mill 361 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,960 cuddling. Some cuddlers claim to bust out 362 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,800 as many 100 different positions and essentially offer a form of 363 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,840 talk. Therapy 100 different positions 364 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:59,720 100 different positions How many cuddling poses are there? 365 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,960 Big spoon, Little spoon. Laying on somebody's chest, you 366 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,200 laying on theirs, maybe on top of them. 367 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,480 You're on top of them. Like what are the other? 368 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,800 That's like 6 positions. How many outside? 369 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,640 I feel like that's like a sex position thing. 370 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,800 How are there 100 different cuddle positions? 371 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,000 Be for their clients. Half Nelson cuddling. 372 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,640 Could this be a legitimate way for people to overcome their 373 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,360 loneliness and intimacy problems? 374 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,200 Furthermore, what is it like working in this strange niche 375 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,360 field? I, I don't think I would want to 376 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,160 cuddle with somebody that I don't know. 377 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:39,480 Is that crazy to say? I feel like that's why like hey, 378 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:45,520 this is going to sound crazy. People that pay for sex, it's 379 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:51,160 like an animalistic desire. Whereas cuddling is also 380 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,120 releasing like animalistic emotions, but it feels like a 381 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:01,080 deeper rooted connection or bond that you have with someone and 382 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,600 you're just getting like a random stranger to like 383 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:11,960 basically hug you for an hour. That's like really, I don't 384 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,560 know. So. 385 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,680 We're here to find out, so grab your pillows. 386 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,320 Sex is more intimate. It can be either right that 387 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,960 that's the I think cuddling is inherently intimate regardless 388 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:29,200 of who of situation. I think like being in a 389 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,240 situation where you're where you're cuddling somebody for 390 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,320 that prolonged period of a time is intimate, but there is sex 391 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:39,080 that's just like get out. In a stack of cat. 392 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,960 Like a one night stand is an intimate. 393 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,760 As we enter the world of professional cuddling, we're 394 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,360 going to have you get professional cuddled. 395 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,760 And then I think so. For starters, there's a 396 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,400 surprising amount of money to be made in this profession. 397 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,080 You think? Have you ever paid for Sax Joe? 398 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,480 No, but if I did I would have gotten scammed because we 399 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,280 googled the prices and buddy, it's very cheap. 400 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,240 Very cheap. People do this as a side hustle 401 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,240 but there are actually full on professionals who make a decent 402 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,360 living from cuddling other people making stacks, cuddling 403 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,240 Nick. I'm giving up the. 404 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,960 And I just spilled my coffee on myself. 405 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:15,880 Hold up. YouTube thing. 406 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,720 I'm just going to go cuddle. I actually don't like cuddling. 407 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,600 Oh really? I'm too fat. 408 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,280 Whenever you're a fat guy, you can get too hot. 409 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,800 Also. I don't it's it's it's all 410 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,760 insecurity based right Whenever I'm cuddling. 411 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:30,080 So I don't like my fucking, my fat tits, my belly, my I don't 412 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,960 like any of it. Depending on your hours or the 413 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,160 state you live in, your pay can range from the average of 64. 414 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,440 Wait, that's actually that's a fire position. 415 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:41,440 Oh my God, head scratch hours or the I think I'd faint. 416 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,120 State you live in. Your pay can wake up an hour 417 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,120 later. I owe you $100. 418 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,040 I wasn't even conscious. I fell asleep. 419 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,000 Range from the average of $64,000 to a whopping $122,000 420 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,640 per year, and some charge as much as $200.00 an hour. 421 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,520 Which is. $200.00 an hour to cuddle you? 422 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,440 That's like the price of therapy. 423 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:14,800 What the fuck, $200.00 an hour, $200.00 an hour for somebody to 424 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,080 cuddle? You you know what I'll say 425 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,240 that's. More than paying for sex. 426 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,160 I mean how long you cuddle for? Are you just having a sleep 427 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,800 partner? He's in an 8 hour service. 428 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,800 Oh yeah, it might be, might be 24 hours. 429 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,080 I would imagine that this is a hour to hour basis thing. 430 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,480 I think that probably a normal amount is you get an hour. 431 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,760 It's like a therapy session, but still a week. 432 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,520 It's a lot of money 8 like almost a grand a month for 433 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,960 someone to come over and get in your bed. 434 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,320 Hey, just want to give a huge shout out to our sponsor gamer 435 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:43,960 Subs. We have an amazing give a little 436 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,280 something for yourself. All right, baby, get back to the 437 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,840 video. The job is so enticing that one 438 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,520 woman quit her. Woman left stressful teaching 439 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,880 job to earn 100K years of professional cuddler. 440 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,600 How are you finding clients? A teaching job to pursue it full 441 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,360 time. And I feel like you're inviting 442 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:10,800 very weird men. I'm being just so fucking flat 443 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,680 out right now. I think like the clientele that 444 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,360 you're getting from this has to be bottom of the barrel. 445 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:25,640 There's no way that you're getting like a, a, a straight 446 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:30,080 shooter for for somebody that's going to pay you the fucking two 447 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,840 $300.00 an hour to cuddle you. Love, who was sick of her 448 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,640 overwhelming teaching job that she'd had for 13 years, 449 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,240 discovered an article about professional cuddling and was so 450 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,240 intrigued by it that she took a $300 course to learn everything 451 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,960 about it. Which I'm sure there is, but off 452 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,480 off face value I'd be like, cuddle, that's a scam. 453 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,440 See, I want to teach the courses. 454 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,080 That's the rest. The real fucking money maker. 455 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,000 I was going to say that. I mean, that's a cheap barrier 456 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,880 to entry 300. You have to get a professional 457 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,560 cuddling and cuddle therapy certification. 458 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:02,360 Who created this certification? Is there a board of directors? 459 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:08,600 Is there some sort of overarching or overarching like 460 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,320 group of people that are monitoring who's cuddle cuddle 461 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,160 certified and who's not? Like do you legally have to be 462 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,040 certified for a cuddle therapy to charge somebody to fucking 463 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,640 cuddle? Like there's no. 464 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,200 Way dollars you can make 2. $100 how much did you pay for the 465 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,000 teaching degree? And then she's already making, 466 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,880 what, four times the fucking money? 467 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,320 I have to. I don't have to be around these 468 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,760 insufferable children and just go cuddle someone. 469 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,880 That's what I had, a professor. Her main job was actually 470 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,520 waitress because she made more money. 471 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,920 It's absurd. It's absurd. 472 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,440 We need to pay the teachers more, Nick Need to pay more. 473 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,320 Pay heart surgeons less. Play brain surgeons. 474 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,640 Less. Less lawyers, Less. 475 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,800 Football players Less. Yeah, baseball players less. 476 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,120 Police officers less. Firefighters less. 477 00:25:55,120 --> 00:26:03,840 Nick Less less. Eventually she was cuddling 478 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,840 people enough to make 100 grand a year dude. 479 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,160 Which at that point I'd be like, I mean, what the fuck did I just 480 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,320 do for 13 years? Wait, if she makes 100 grand a 481 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:19,200 year and she's averagely charging 200 an hour, she's 482 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:27,480 doing 500 hours of cuddling? That sounds horrible. 483 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:33,680 For $100,000 that's not bad. That's like 12 weeks of work, 40 484 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,160 hours a week. It's my life. 485 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,080 I've been cuddling. I've been making how much a year 486 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,120 now? That's absurd. 487 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,480 How many? How prevalent? 488 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,600 But there's no way she's cuddling 8 hours a day, bro. 489 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,640 There's no way she's cuddling 8 hours a day. 490 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,120 There's no way. She's like, I'm done this 491 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,760 appointment, I got to go. There's another person in need, 492 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,600 in need, in need of my touch. Dude, my hair looks so fucking 493 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,520 stupid right now. Hold up. 494 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,000 Oh my God. I just have a straight up bowl 495 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,040 cut. Jesus bowl cut Berry over here. 496 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,120 And there's professional colors around here. 497 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,360 Oh yeah, they already looked at them, our researchers. 498 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,040 There's some in our area. Exactly we're. 499 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,960 Going to get you cuddling dude. So do you think I should like 500 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,160 book 5 at the same time? And they all come to my house? 501 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,640 What? Would be funny is if you did 5 502 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,840 back-to-back, you did an hour and then the other guy he's 503 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,400 leaving and the other guy pulls in five hours of cuddling. 504 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,560 I think I'd be a lot of cuddling. 505 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,720 I wouldn't want. I wouldn't like that. 506 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,080 You could spread it out today like different days if you want. 507 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,280 I'll just say, do you think, are you always little spoon? 508 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,000 I think you could be whatever spoon you want. 509 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,800 I. Can't be the case. 510 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,320 Yeah, I think so. The editor maybe cut this, but 511 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,160 what if you got like a boner? They'll let you know I. 512 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:47,040 Think you'll know too? Hey by the way, could have a 513 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,440 boner. Yo, you know I got to say this, 514 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:55,520 I got a massage like 8 months ago and they had the option of 515 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,000 wearing underwear or not and I was like I'm going to wear 516 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,440 underwear. I'm like who's not wearing 517 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,360 underwear? Like what are you rubbing my ass 518 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,320 cheeks if I don't fucking wear underwear? 519 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,440 Like why? They were like oh, it's 520 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,040 optional. I'm like oh I'm going to keep 521 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,840 them on. I'm going to keep them on. 522 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,320 Thanks though for a happy ending. 523 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:20,240 It was a man giving me the massage. 524 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,160 He had very short fingers. He had very short fingers, but 525 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:32,520 they were thick and he would and he and he wouldn't whisper in my 526 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,160 ear and he had to go. It's can he flip over for me, 527 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,320 bro? When I tell you though, that 528 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,920 motherfucker was was. I mean just drilling into my 529 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,240 back though it was. He started like hitting me with 530 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:55,440 some fucking harsh leaf thing that was like so scratchy I 531 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,360 don't even know what it was. Felt amazing though. 532 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,480 It like peeled the top layer of my skin off. 533 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,400 Yeah, I know. Would you like a little, would 534 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,520 you like a little comfort sounds? 535 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,120 Yeah. Felt like it came out of the 536 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,640 womb after that one. My skin was so smooth. 537 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:17,800 I probably fart. And is that you, sweetheart? 538 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,400 They let you know that too by the way. 539 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,960 You just farted. You're OK, bro. 540 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,720 You're telling me you want to, yo? 541 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,000 Admittedly, I went in a little nervous. 542 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,400 I was like, you know, never gotten a massage before. 543 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,480 I've been told this guy's going to be rubbing me up today for an 544 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,480 hour. Don't really know what this is 545 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,560 about. They're playing like Amazon rain 546 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,600 noises. And he came in, he'd like hot 547 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,680 stones on my back and shit. It was really good. 548 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,240 It was really good. It was, dude, I got a gift card 549 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,040 for my birthday and I was like, well, I got to go. 550 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,040 I got to go, You know, it like paid for the massage. 551 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,360 I don't even know what I got. They have like a million. 552 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,480 They had a million different options. 553 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,560 I was like, I don't know what I should choose. 554 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,600 Just pick one. It was like everything. 555 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,600 Did you get bricks? No, I didn't. 556 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,360 I'm glad this laugh is not going to stay. 557 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,320 Stop saying. Cap. 558 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:23,320 God, enough of that. Oh my God, good God. 559 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,840 The majority of her clients are middle-aged men who are in 560 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,920 relationships with no sex and lack of physical contact they 561 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,160 would hire. See bro. 562 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,120 Ella to feel some kind of intimacy without resorting to 563 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,280 leaving or cheating on their partner so she. 564 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,280 Was so good. What? 565 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,280 Oh fuck these are wait, he said single. 566 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,720 I thought, are these married men that are paying for this? 567 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:52,200 In relationships with no sex and lack God, the majority of her 568 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,680 clientele are middle-aged men who are in relationships with no 569 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,920 sex and lack. Oh fuck, oh fuck. 570 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,600 Sookie access. They're not going to pay 571 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,280 somebody for sex. That's cheating. 572 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:10,720 This is like a weird line of like, yeah, you're like cuddling 573 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,560 to feel intimacy, physical. That's actually more sad. 574 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,720 Yeah. Is that, is that not that's more 575 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,160 sad that like they're that unhappy in the relationship that 576 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:30,640 they're paying somebody to like cuddle them, to feel any level 577 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,040 of emotion? Contact. 578 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,120 That's still cheating. No, it's cuddle therapy. 579 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,200 She's cuddle. She's cuddle certified chat. 580 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,640 Ella to feel some kind of intimacy without resorting to 581 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,360 leave. She's cuddle certified. 582 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,960 Leaving or cheating? She took a $300 class. 583 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,760 On their partner so she was so good at it that some of these 584 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,320 men would end up revealing their deepest secrets mid cuddle once 585 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,640 the men began opening and she. Blackmails them for money. 586 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,760 It wasn't uncommon for some sessions to last up to 9 hours. 587 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,440 Couple that with Ella's $150.00 an hour rate and the cash 588 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,240 started to stack up fast. I like they gave you cuddle and 589 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,360 you're like, it's like really quiet. 590 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,920 I'm Ella. And you're just here Killed 591 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,400 somebody once. Sometimes I forget about it. 592 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,520 No, no. Go ahead and talk. 593 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,240 Tell me you know my cat. Yeah. 594 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,800 Where is he? I forget about it. 595 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,320 I was going to say, there's definitely some Chinese cuddler 596 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,520 spies. Oh, secret government codes in 597 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,960 Washington? Oh yeah, definitely. 598 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,840 Or like in silicon? Valley exactly. 599 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,000 You have a launch code 59B whatever, or they're trying to 600 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,440 get like the. Schematics to the the silicon 601 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,760 chips, microprocessors. Yeah, watch out. 602 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,160 See. That's why. 603 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,680 That's why I need a robot cuddler. 604 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,040 Ella's not the only person leaving their traditional job to 605 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,120 become a professional cuddler, and there isn't a better time to 606 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,160 do so as thousands of people are chomping at the bit to book 607 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,480 their next cuddle session and there simply aren't enough 608 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,720 cuddlers to go around. Numerous cuddle shops are 609 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,440 opening with massive weightless, forcing customers to book weeks 610 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,960 in advance just to feel the touch of another human. 611 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,760 Which is so sad, saying all this stuff out loud. 612 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,760 It's just if this is dystopian. Yeah, this is this is you have a 613 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,360 wait list to to pay 200 an hour to cuddle someone feels 614 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,800 devastating. Doesn't it? 615 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,360 People want contact and they're. Not getting it and it feels, it 616 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,520 feels weird too to go up to somebody. 617 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,600 To say, hey man, how you doing? Isn't it at a coffee shop? 618 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,560 Hey man, how you doing? I'm Hunter. 619 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,200 I'd be like, why are you talking to me? 620 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,000 Yeah, get out of here, freak. Jesus, you. 621 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,880 Fucking prick, I said. Now I'm not going to, definitely 622 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,080 not going to get any here. It's like a waiting room. 623 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,640 You're just saying it's like 8 guys. 624 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:32,320 You're all in your mid 40s, unhappily married. 625 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,760 Unhappily married. Just like. 626 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,800 Yeah, yeah, I know. I booked. 627 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,760 Yeah, I booked Rebecca. Yeah, I know. 628 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,240 Yeah. It's going to take. 629 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,520 I've been waiting. Yeah, I've been waiting. 630 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,400 I've been waiting A long wait list. 631 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,000 I've heard. I've heard really good things. 632 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,160 One of my friends, Mark, Yeah, said. 633 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,560 They said she is the touch of an Angel. 634 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,800 Human contact He. Thinks he's touching the fucking 635 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,840 Elephant Man. I think I'm going. 636 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,720 To tell her I killed someone, I think. 637 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,000 I think I'm going to tell her I killed someone. 638 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,199 A studio in Portland, OR. Called Cuddle Up to Me open in 639 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:12,760 2024 I saw a massive flow of over 10,000 customers requesting 640 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,320 a cuddle. This is not real. 641 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,199 This. Is not real bro how have I not 642 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:19,560 heard of this? A professional cuddling shop 643 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,600 gets 10,000 customers in the first week. 644 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,400 Is this not the business to get into? 645 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,560 This is insane. Just within the first few weeks. 646 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:33,520 Of Operation People, the owner Samantha Hess charged $60.00 per 647 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,080 cuddle session and included multiple cuddle positions, hair 648 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,639 stroking and hand holding. The shop also included its own 649 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:41,719 dark and empty cuddle room where the so-called magic happened. 650 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,080 That is a haunting 60. Dollars a session is. 651 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,120 Cheap cuddle sash? You're getting low quality 652 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,679 cuddles from this place. Photo the. 653 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,920 The photo I will. Say that that's. 654 00:34:51,920 --> 00:35:00,600 The bed that looks like a wooden board with a tablecloth over it. 655 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,120 Holy fuck the photo I will. Say is a bit creepy. 656 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,240 I don't know If I was sitting there and she's just like laying 657 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,080 down and then I was like standing in the doorway. 658 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,600 I think I'd be like. I don't know if I want to go in 659 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,360 all. Right, right this way. 660 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,480 You're going to be in room 4 CI. Thank you. 661 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,920 I turn around. She's gone. 662 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,240 Oh my God. This feels like you're at a 663 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,720 doctor's appointment. Oh my God, dude. 664 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,400 I go to the dermatologist, they hand me a robe and they're like, 665 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,320 it's cold as fuck. It's so cold. 666 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,920 I don't know if they do that on purpose. 667 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,760 You go to a Have you ever OK? This is not going to be 668 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,520 relatable until you go to a dermatologist. 669 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,120 One day you're going to go, you're going to go to a 670 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,360 dermatologist at some point in your life, which is a skin 671 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,760 doctor, and you're going to, you're going to sit down, 672 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,040 they're going to hand you a robe and they're going to go, all 673 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,880 right, we're going to leave, get butt, ass naked and put this on. 674 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,560 And you're, yeah, literally turtling, straight up turtle 675 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,760 like turtle shell fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 676 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,440 that shit. It's 58° in that room. 677 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:04,160 I'm now fucking barefoot, butt naked, wearing a thin robe, 678 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,640 sitting on that paper sheet that you like wrap food in. 679 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:16,280 And it's like. And then they come in. 680 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:21,480 And it's like the doctor and some fucking random worker and 681 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,280 what makes me uncomfortable every time, and this is me being 682 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,040 for real, I've never talked about this before. 683 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,920 What makes me uncomfortable every time is that the assistant 684 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,760 is always as old as me. And I'm like, what if they? 685 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,320 Recognize me, like, what if there's somebody that's like, 686 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,600 that's Joe Bart and now I'm seeing his bare ass 'cause I'm 687 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:49,600 butt ass naked in this fucking room, mind you, butt ass naked. 688 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,000 And they're checking the mole, 'cause I get a lot of moles. 689 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,280 I'm, they've had to cut moles off my body. 690 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,160 I'm more predisposed for skin cancer, blah, blah, blah. 691 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,160 That's why I go, you know, but they're like checking 692 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,280 everything. And then usually, usually the 693 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,120 doctor hits one of these. They look. 694 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,080 Down. Fuck man going and then. 695 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,440 Like the door shuts and I don't even know who the fuck is 696 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,480 cuddling me when the lights go. I have this. 697 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,880 One dermatologist. She left. 698 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,800 I don't have her anymore. She was the best though. 699 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,400 She come in, they called her the butcher. 700 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,800 All the old people. I heard this through the 701 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,280 Grapevine. I was like, they called her the 702 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,560 butcher. She come in, she would. 703 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,240 If she didn't think something looked right, she would go no, 704 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,080 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 705 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,400 And you'd go, what she goes. We're going to cut that off. 706 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,240 Wow, what's your name? Jessica because. 707 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,120 Most other ones would be like. I'll leave it. 708 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,840 We'll see if something happens. If anything looked mildly 709 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,560 sketchy, she'd go. Yeah, that's gone. 710 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,280 We're getting rid of that. My name's Jessica. 711 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,760 I'm wondering is it like? A massage session. 712 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,760 When you go over a massage, they always say go in there, put your 713 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,520 face down and we'll be in. And I mean, I never like get up. 714 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,120 I'm like, hey, how are you? And look up, look at them. 715 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,400 Was she Vietnamese? I don't know. 716 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,800 She was Asian. I don't know. 717 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,160 What though? I'm not going to. 718 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,320 Gas that would be, that would be a bit racy. 719 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,800 You're just kind of like all you see. 720 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,000 Is there's feet going by the you see the feet going by the your 721 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,600 face hole that you put your face in. 722 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,400 You know, well, I, this is what I'm wondering. 723 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,520 Is it rude if you're sitting there, you're getting in bed and 724 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,640 you're expecting like, let's just say I'm expecting it 725 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,160 doesn't have to be this, but I'm just like, I saw the this woman, 726 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,040 she's like 5 foot four and then whoever's in bed with me is like 727 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,120 66. Would it be rude to be if if 728 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:36,280 this is me, I'm like. Don't turn. 729 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,560 Around. Just enjoy it. 730 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,680 You're soft. No, I, I, Yeah. 731 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,880 I'm tensed up the whole time. That's why I have my scaredy 732 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,640 farts. Stop that. 733 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,600 Enough. What do you have to tell her? 734 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,160 I. Could feel your you're ripping 735 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,840 ass. In the cuddle session, in that 736 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,360 dark room on the board bed, it just starts staking up the room. 737 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,000 You hear behind you, she's big spoon. 738 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,800 Boner. I'm sorry I worked out. 739 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,880 Before I came here and had Taco Bell. 740 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:15,400 After I got some Bo. What's that book? 741 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,320 What's? That don't worry about it. 742 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,360 I'm going to get up to count to 4 Mississippi before turning 743 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:33,120 around quickly around the room. So you'd never see him at the 744 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,240 end of the session too? Wow, that cuddle experience is 745 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,720 great. I'd like to sign for another one 746 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:39,280 please. Customer testimonials claim that 747 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,360 Samantha's work was life changing, with one client saying 748 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,520 their outlook on life completely changed after a single session. 749 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,520 Their entire outlook from McConnell. 750 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,680 Would you like it if a stranger like let's see here at the 751 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,200 grocery store? This is a form of cuddling, a 752 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,280 hug, right? If if a stranger asked. 753 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,520 Me. Yeah. 754 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,760 Oh if. He asked me. 755 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,880 Can I have a hug? Maybe I'd consider it. 756 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,160 I'd probably. What if someone's came? 757 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,280 And I'm. Being totally real, it's it's 758 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,560 off the vibe. Stranger walks up to me and goes 759 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,440 can I get a hug? I can't say yes or. 760 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:13,520 No, until I until I see it and and it evaluate the situation. 761 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,000 When I was in Key West, there was a guy that came up to me and 762 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,400 he recognized me. He went Joe Bart. 763 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,600 I mean, yeah, he was like, can I get? 764 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,800 A hug. He was hammered. 765 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,080 I was like, sure, give him a hug. 766 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,920 It was funny, actually. You know it's a now if. 767 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,200 I'm at a grocery. Store and it's like some old man 768 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:34,720 and he's like could you hug me new better one? 769 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,000 You look like you. Need a hug? 770 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,200 I hate hugging an old person one because they're so frail. 771 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,320 It's like hugging a bird. But then also I you. 772 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,640 You feel like they're ribs and they're back, like they're spine 773 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,040 and shit. Or when they, like, lick your 774 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:44,360 ear. Really. 775 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,560 What? What did? 776 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,320 What did you? What did you? 777 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,520 Just say, did you just say yeah? When they, when they they. 778 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,440 Hug you and they they do that they give you, you're being a 779 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,160 what are you? You're fucking with me. 780 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,640 What are you saying? My grandma used to do that. 781 00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,280 Your grandma what? Licked your ear. 782 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,120 Are you actually serious? Yeah, being serious. 783 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:12,880 Behind my ear. Were you sexually? 784 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,800 Assaulted. Actually. 785 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,160 Yeah, she would. Why would she do that? 786 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,080 I don't know. She'd say, oh, you're so cute, I 787 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,400 want to eat you, but. She licked me. 788 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,680 She'd say you're so. Cute. 789 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,280 She wasn't eat you and she would actually lick your ear. 790 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,720 Did you tell your parents about this? 791 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,640 They would see it. They would. 792 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,160 They were fine with it. Yeah, they were fine with it. 793 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,680 At one point, she almost brought. 794 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,280 Professional cuddling into the mainstream after an appearance 795 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,840 on America's Got Talent where she got to snuggle with Nick 796 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,320 Cannon, everyone's favorite father of twelve children. 797 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,760 How do you do that going to America? 798 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,120 Nick Cannon with his. Shiny fucking shoes dude. 799 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,320 Oh my God. Yo this was the good era of AGT. 800 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,320 This was the good era. Of AGT, Young, Bald, Howie 801 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:09,520 Mandel, Howard Stern, Heidi Klum, Melby. 802 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,960 They were mean, right? They were harsh to the 803 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,880 contestants. They had stupid talents on like 804 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,680 this. Why would this ever move on to 805 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,680 the next round with Nick Cannon? Everyone's. 806 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,480 Favorite father of twelve children? 807 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,680 How do you do go to America? I cuddle people. 808 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,520 Talk about a fucking humiliation ritual for that. 809 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,600 Huh? I was going to say, but. 810 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,360 Where's the talent? Okay. 811 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,640 Rude. After close to a decade, she had 812 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,400 to shut down her business mainly due to setbacks from pandemic 813 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,320 when people were avoiding close contact. 814 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,960 You try changing it up with remote ideas like eye gazing 815 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,520 videos. Whereas your clients would watch 816 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,760 her stare at the camera in complete silence, which is 817 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,800 something that Colts do. Oh really? 818 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,640 Oh yeah, there's a video back in the day we said there to come 819 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,040 out and just look at you if you want. 820 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,120 To grow a strong I mean crying from this is. 821 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,280 Actually insane. Look at this guy. 822 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,200 Just straight tears. Coming out of their eyes. 823 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,400 There's a video back in the. Day we said there to come out 824 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,760 and you just look at you if you want. 825 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,440 To grow a stronger bond with your partner. 826 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,760 For five uninterrupted minutes, stare into each other's eyes. 827 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,960 You have. Not had a relationship last 828 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:21,080 longer than 8 weeks. Why at all would I listen to 829 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,600 anything had to say? Your relationship with your 830 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,800 grandma apparently is stronger than any relationship you've had 831 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,960 sexually or romantically with any other person on earth. 832 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,560 OK, so I'm just. I'd laugh. 833 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,640 Yeah, it. Is inherently awkward to 834 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,200 silently stare at somebody right next to them for 5 minutes. 835 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,440 Whatever, Samantha. Eventually, I think that's the. 836 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,320 Point those once you get past that, packed your bags and 837 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,440 walked. Away from this career but is 838 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,160 seen as one of The Pioneers of professional non sexual 839 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,640 cuddling. Is the idea of going to a 840 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,120 location to be cuddled or having a stranger into your home to 841 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,320 hold you is overwhelming. Then there is also professional 842 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,560 colors that offer virtual sessions. 843 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,280 This concept became especially popular during the 2020 844 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,280 pandemic. What do you mean virtual? 845 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,680 Sessions. How are you virtually cuddling 846 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,080 somewhere but virtual cuddling sessions? 847 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,760 Have remained popular to this day and as you can imagine, 848 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,840 virtual cuddling is basically sitting on a call with their 849 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,720 camera on with another person. However, some cuddlers have 850 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,720 advanced exercises to make the experience more sensational. 851 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,320 One of these experiences called mirror touch and it involves the 852 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,080 cuddler touching their face or another body part and the client 853 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,560 is mirroring their actions. You know if the person is like 854 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:37,960 you do. The Boom Professional Cuddlers 855 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,880 has even spawn entire cuddling communities online you can visit 856 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,160 to either become a cuddler or find one. 857 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,880 Websites like cuddlers.com, cuddlecomfort.com and 858 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:55,080 cuddlecompanions.org. Yeah, Cuddle companions dot Gov 859 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,560 all offer a wide variety of cuddlers suited for each person 860 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:08,240 Pacific needs. Let me get Lambie. 21 from Rome, 861 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:12,280 Texas. Be aware, however. 862 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,160 That not all users of these websites are cuddlers. 863 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,400 This is not a real. Website. 864 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,040 Some coloring sites are. Rampant with sugar daddies 865 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,880 looking for more than just platonic. 866 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,400 Oh my God, how? Much do they all charge 867 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,640 different prices touch all right going to. 868 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,280 Watch Why are they? Why are half of them? 869 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,800 From Texas. Iconic touch, all right? 870 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,840 Going to watch out. I could see all over the world 871 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,800 I'm seeing Greece. Italy, Texas, Texas, Texas 872 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,360 Professional. I could see this. 873 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,720 Being just therapy, I think if you're a true professional, 874 00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:44,560 you're going to be talking to someone and you're like, I'm 875 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,680 talking to someone, but I feel, Oh my God, because that's where 876 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,080 people. Are unhappily married. 877 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,320 It's like they're like. Holding like I feel safe talking 878 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,560 this person versus sometimes you ever go to a therapy session 879 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,240 wherever it feels very sterile. I'm sitting across from you. 880 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,120 Really, I don't know. Maybe. 881 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,880 I don't know. If you want my genuine gas, I 882 00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,520 would assume taxes tends to be a more religious state where it's 883 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,200 more taboo or wrong to get a divorce. 884 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,440 So when you are unhappily married, you don't go to couples 885 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,040 therapy and instead resort to other means of trying to make 886 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,920 yourself happier within the relationship. 887 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,160 It's like a very quiet room. This might be a way to bridge 888 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,760 that. That's a gas gap and feel. 889 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,360 Like intimate? Like feel kind of intimacy with 890 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,640 I'm a look it up. But what? 891 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,800 OK, you're looking up what states with the most unhappily 892 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,840 states with the most unhappily married people. 893 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,040 Fuck New York and New. Jersey. 894 00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:59,110 New York and. New Jersey The top three states 895 00:46:59,110 --> 00:47:03,270 with the most unhappy couples. New Jersey 2nd and miserable 896 00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:06,310 couples. Why? 897 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:13,320 Utah is 4th. That's like so different. 898 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,880 From the other states on this list. 899 00:47:23,350 --> 00:47:24,950 Where are they getting? This. 900 00:47:29,590 --> 00:47:32,470 Bro they're. Basing this on breakup related 901 00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:35,680 searches? Nah this is wrong bro. 902 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,760 They're basing it off of breakup related searches. 903 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,320 That has nothing to do with like flat out on how. 904 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,520 Like what if someone like you're? 905 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,880 You're basing that off of people's googles. 906 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,840 I feel like you have to actually go out. 907 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,840 And interview people. Marriage and divorce rates. 908 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,920 This is what we need. Hell yeah. 909 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,400 Now we're looking at a good. Now we're looking at a good 910 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,880 fucking graph. Come on. 911 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,680 DC we're going to ignore. Because that I understand that's 912 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,520 its own thing, but it's not a state. 913 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:24,240 Utah has the highest marriage rate out of any state. 914 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:30,800 Not shocking. Mormon State. 7.8 Divorce. 915 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:36,800 Rate Delaware has the lowest marriage rate and the third 916 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,560 highest divorce rate. Highest divorce rates Alaska. 917 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,320 And then? Wyoming. 918 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,840 I'm going to guess. Wyoming has a high divorce rate 919 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,920 because there's so few people that you end up kind of just 920 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,520 being like, well, there's no one else. 921 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,840 You know. It's like how there's they 922 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,840 always say there's endless fish in the pond but I'm only seeing 923 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,400 4, you know? Like, might as well give it a 924 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,600 try. There's like 3 people. 925 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,640 That you could marry with the person that you're like. 926 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,920 Talking to some websites are beginning to offer in person 927 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,080 training courses. They give aspiring cuddlers hand 928 00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,760 on experience and certifications in cuddle therapy. 929 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,360 These courses are used to reduce the number of moonlighters in a 930 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,760 profession that remains heavily unregulated. 931 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,120 But what happens once you become a professional cuddler? 932 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,160 You may sound like a simple job, but there's actually much more 933 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,200 to it than you'd think. There's a lot of prep work that 934 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,440 goes into a session to make sure that everything thing goes 935 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,480 properly and beforehand you have to overcome the annoying hurdle 936 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,240 of being ghosted by a majority of men that inquire about your 937 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:46,080 services, whether from shame or a sheer carelessness. 938 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,400 And once you have a willing client, many recommend setting 939 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,320 up consultations, whether in person or over the phone, to get 940 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,560 a feel for what the other person is like, what they're looking 941 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,600 for, and determine if they're a good fit for your services. 942 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,880 After a data set, the color gets ready by showering and preparing 943 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,600 the space with clean sheets and bedding. 944 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,240 Because not all clients are looking to sleep, some colors 945 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:07,000 end up essentially creating a hangout space complete with 946 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,400 Galaxy light projectors, various gaming consoles, and a home 947 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,320 theater. I got this on TikTok. 948 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,280 Shop do you? Like the Galaxy? 949 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,080 Setting. I can change it if. 950 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:22,080 You'd like your setup that. I can make it like a. 951 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,680 Fish tank on the ceiling doesn't feel. 952 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,920 Like cuddling to me. So you're saying that is it just 953 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,440 a thing where it's just like, yeah, can you just like, cuddle 954 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,760 with me while I game? Oh yeah. 955 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,680 You're playing COD or Fortnite? Is that a just get in the? 956 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,920 Way what a. Useless. 957 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,360 What a useless fucking thing. You're going to cuddle me while 958 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:40,720 I game? You're going to ruin my ELO? 959 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,880 What do you? How do you think that? 960 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,280 What do you think? That stems from also, are we 961 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,040 playing armchair psychologist? I guess what I mean is like, is 962 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,960 it, is it this does the same kind of therapy? 963 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,680 If it's like, well, I feel extremely lonely when I game and 964 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,800 I'm trying to do this thing where maybe if someone comes 965 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,440 over and cuddles with me, I can feel like I could feel like I 966 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,400 have more of a social life or so yeah, I don't know. 967 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,560 It might. I think it might. 968 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:04,480 Be tricking the brain into being like girlfriend maybe, which I 969 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,640 don't think that's healthy. That's not healthy to pretend 970 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,040 that this professional who are you, who you say was? 971 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,920 Healthy or not, man, I don't. Know if you're paying. 972 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:17,680 Someone, I'm just saying I got extra money, why not some even? 973 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,440 Set themselves apart with a mini fridge and assortment of snacks. 974 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,640 I mean, this just feels like you're being someone's mom. 975 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,600 I pull up to the cuddle. Sash and just eat and try and 976 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,720 eat enough food to offset the hourly payment. 977 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,560 Friend Puddler, I see you have meal prep. 978 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,680 In the fridge here, you mind if I touch up on that? 979 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,880 But it feels like a mom. Thing, doesn't it? 980 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,560 So you're under the impression that the cuddling thing. 981 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,760 Oh, what is this? Oh. 982 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,480 That. Egg salad. 983 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,320 Thing is, like we're just trying. 984 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,560 To do girlfriend simulator. I feel like this is mom 985 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,720 simulator is what it feels. I'm not watching the Jack 986 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,240 Pembroke. Video today, Chad, we don't have 987 00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,560 time like it feels like I'm. Like I did not get like hugged 988 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,280 and cuddled, like I didn't get enough affection for my mom on a 989 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,200 sugar. Now it feels like I like you, 990 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,440 'cause when you go back to a cuddling, if you think it's even 991 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,160 like you're like in almost a fetal position, you know, I'm 992 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,840 resorting back to that. I feel like if it was a 993 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,120 girlfriend thing, it would be more like we're going on a date 994 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,480 or like you socially, I get to go out and be with someone or 995 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,520 like experience the world. But I mean, I could be wrong, I 996 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:14,560 don't know. I think you're probably. 997 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,840 Oh, you're saying it's? Something Jack would. 998 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,080 Do I would do that with Jack, go to a professional cuddle session 999 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,640 trying to offset the pricing, right? 1000 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,000 I'm sure there's mix like paying for weird. 1001 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,200 Services with Jack Pembroke you get an older cuddler. 1002 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,440 All right, so today. We're in the back of a truck 1003 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:31,840 stop. D3. 1004 00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,960 She could be. Your mom make you as you could 1005 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,920 see there's. People over there cookies 1006 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,080 boundaries. Set throughout the entire 1007 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,280 process for both cuddler and cuddly. 1008 00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,320 It's very common for clients, mostly men, to try and 1009 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,360 transition their cuddle sessions into something more intimate, 1010 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,360 which most cuddlers are strictly against. 1011 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,920 Some write contracts beforehand that forbid it, other 1012 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,400 experienced cuddlers give advice on how to redirect the 1013 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,880 conversation elsewhere, and the advice spans from rejecting 1014 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,360 advances while reassuring them that it's completely natural to 1015 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,280 interrupt with a non sexual activity like thumb war. 1016 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,240 I'd be pissed. Cuddle. 1017 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,880 Me, I don't want to thumb war past clients claim that a ton. 1018 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,680 Of the cuddlers they've hired have eventually offered sexual 1019 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,960 activity which is widely criticized by other 1020 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,840 professionals because it causes people to assume that cuddling 1021 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,200 is synonymous with prostitution. Many cuddlers could care less 1022 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,680 about these criticisms and will advertise their services with 1023 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,360 nothing more than a close up shot of their breasts with their 1024 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:25,960 age and location alongside it. Yeah, this is just prostitution. 1025 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,400 It's like how they'll be like. No, I'm an escort. 1026 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,040 No, they pay me to. Have dinner with them and then 1027 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:38,400 usually yeah, we have sex after. It's like a loophole. 1028 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,240 This is, I feel like that is like a subsection of this where 1029 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,280 it's like a weird like, oh, you're paying to cuddle and then 1030 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,920 they happen to have sex. I love that professional cuddle. 1031 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,200 In Chicago, 25 female and there it is. 1032 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,120 Wow, maybe you do want a big bus. 1033 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,280 Because you want to the the them pressing in your back. 1034 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,000 Yes, it's expected. That most men will pop a stiffy 1035 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,600 during a session, which is fine so long as it doesn't lead to 1036 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,680 anything beyond what was agreed upon. 1037 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,680 OK, so they are the big spoon. Not me Man, I'd want to be a 1038 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,640 little spoon. I want to. 1039 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:15,560 Be the woman you want to be a woman. 1040 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,400 The woman. In. 1041 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,640 I want to be the woman is this record is. 1042 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,360 This even a good recording? Has this been fine? 1043 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,640 I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I It 1044 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,520 feels like a fucking dream. I don't even remember what the 1045 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,800 fuck happened in this video. When a real pro cuddle session 1046 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,800 begins, you'll be able to see what separates the amateur 1047 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,120 cuddlers from the professionals. Some will sit down with their 1048 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,400 clients and start pitching the variety of cuddling positions 1049 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,320 they offer like it's a vacation baggage. 1050 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,360 And some will coin their own color positions with names like 1051 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,040 resting on a log, which looks kind of nice, like a little 1052 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,280 resting on a log. I like that. 1053 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,280 The fortune cookie. I wouldn't want that. 1054 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,720 The fortune, I would not want that. 1055 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,080 This shit. Looks terrible. 1056 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,080 This shit looks like an uncomfortable position bro, like 1057 00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:01,040 sitting on a bar stool, sitting on a bar stool, but you're like 1058 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,000 too far away to like lean on the table. 1059 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,440 I wouldn't want, so you're kind of just like. 1060 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,440 Slouched. Over the fortune cookie I don't 1061 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,480 think I like. That one or one that involves 1062 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,840 sticking their fingers in the workers ears. 1063 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,800 No, I used to do that to my. Mom, I'd stick my pinkies in her 1064 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:23,920 ears. Some professionals have 1065 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,640 specific. Positions for clients who want 1066 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,120 to rest their head on their lap while they read a story to them. 1067 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,240 During these sessions that the client doesn't end up falling 1068 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,600 asleep, it's not uncommon for them to inevitably spill all 1069 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,600 sorts of personal feelings and problems, turn them into full on 1070 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,880 talk therapy. I want. 1071 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,320 Cutler admitted that when her clients would start to complain 1072 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,320 too much about their lives, she would start feeding them Nutella 1073 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,520 gummy worms and other snacks to quiet them down and be in the 1074 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,800 moment. Which part of it? 1075 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,600 Yeah, it does feel like almost age play a bit or something 1076 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,200 where people are sorting almost into a childlike state. 1077 00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,640 It does feel like a form of therapy where I could see 1078 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,680 someone being like, I don't go to a traditional thing and they 1079 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,840 it has to be something like this for to ooze out and they feel 1080 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,720 comfortable enough to get out of their head and feel like they're 1081 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,840 talking to someone. I don't mean I don't know, man. 1082 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,520 I mean, I go to therapy and I think the first couple sessions 1083 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,000 are awkward because you have to like get to know the person and 1084 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,440 they have to get to know you. But like, eventually you're able 1085 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:20,920 to like, open up, you know, like, I don't think this is the 1086 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,800 means of getting help. Professionally. 1087 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,840 Personally, I don't like these. People aren't. 1088 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,200 Therapists, they're licensed in cuddling. 1089 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,480 They're not, they're just like a random ass person, you know, 1090 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,040 they're not somebody that's like knowledgeable on psychology. 1091 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,880 Like, yeah, you could vent to them, but that's different. 1092 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,800 Oh, I mean I if I was sitting. There and I'm like, I don't 1093 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:44,920 know, I sometimes just feel lost. 1094 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,200 All of a sudden a trolley gummy worm came down to my eyesight 1095 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:51,720 and they were like. Like I just feel. 1096 00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:55,480 Really weird that. Yeah, you're mid ran. 1097 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,200 About how you hate your life and then she fucking rips a 1098 00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,560 tablespoon of Utala into your mouth. 1099 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:06,160 Yeah. So I just like, I just really 1100 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,760 don't know if I think I'm going the right down down the right 1101 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,880 path right now. Sometimes I don't feel like I'm 1102 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,720 good enough. That they just. 1103 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,520 I feel like. Someone's silencing me. 1104 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,720 Started doing that. I don't know. 1105 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,480 Anytime someone complaints to me, I'm just going to take out a 1106 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,920 little thing up in the telephone, my pocket. 1107 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,440 Yeah, dude, to Jacob when he. Complaints all the. 1108 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,520 Time another. Client claims that after his 1109 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,480 cuddler insisted on turning on the news, she was so wrapped up 1110 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,920 in the lengthy news segment about gruesome murder cases that 1111 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:40,720 she didn't say a single word or even move the entire session. 1112 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,920 Just like death. Like white knuckle death 1113 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:51,800 gripping him, That's just so scary. 1114 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,280 Oh my God, it's like whooping cough in the background. 1115 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,080 Man, let me listen. To you back there my. 1116 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,960 God, my. God, do you want a drink of 1117 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,720 water? No, but. 1118 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:08,520 Holy shit, are you? Yeah, my God. 1119 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,560 One client reached their color's apartment, opened the door and 1120 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,520 went with the strong smell of marijuana. 1121 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,720 They got started, only for the client to realize the Color was 1122 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,920 still working on their other job from home. 1123 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,920 Not only was the phone constantly ringing, but the 1124 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:23,800 Color put on the movie Flight 93 and would not stop talking about 1125 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:26,640 how she could survive a plane crash over water by jumping out 1126 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,800 of the plane at the last second. One of the more. 1127 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,200 That's money well spent. That's money well spent. 1128 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,960 I would pay $200 to have an experience like that. 1129 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,400 You pull up to a cuddle session. She's actively on the phone 1130 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,680 doing other work and ranting to you about how she would survive 1131 00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,920 a plane crash. Controversial. 1132 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,320 Things that can happen during a cuddle session, specifically 1133 00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,840 during an overnight booking, is for the color to fall asleep 1134 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,080 after the client does. Many agree that there should be 1135 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,800 a pay deduction for this, with some cuddling apps even putting 1136 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,760 a pause on your account as punishment. 1137 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,120 And because of this, some people feel up with energy drinks 1138 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,960 before cuddle so they can sit in silence and continue the job 1139 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,200 while the client is passed out. I don't think it dude. 1140 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,320 If we're both go sleeping, is that not the perfect thing? 1141 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,280 Wasn't that nice? Does that not feel more natural? 1142 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,400 Yeah, but why am I? Paying your ass to be 1143 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:14,400 unconscious, you know, like, I don't know, I feel like you got 1144 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,560 to be up the entire time you're on the clock, you know, like 1145 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,640 that don't make any sense. I sit there and someone's like, 1146 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,440 fucking. Shaking because they drink 3 1147 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,720 monsters. You know, you wake up, I wake 1148 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,160 up, I look up, the person's looking down like this. 1149 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,400 OK, that's it for our session. Today. 1150 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,800 I mean, I would need that. I don't know if I want that. 1151 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,240 Well then I'd say what the fuck? Am I paying you for your arms 1152 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:44,840 aren't on me? You're getting a bad. 1153 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,360 Review on Yelp. First off, God. 1154 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,480 Damn I'll. Tell you what. 1155 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,720 You're coming on strong there. We want to. 1156 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,680 You're actually. Valid thought in my mind Right 1157 00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,440 now you're paying upwards of $200 for an hour session. 1158 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,240 Why not just get a massage? You're still getting physical 1159 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:10,560 touch. You're getting like a body 1160 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:14,280 scrub. You know, hot rocks, They're 1161 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,680 fixing your muscles. I just feel like like you're 1162 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:22,080 getting the same value for the same price. 1163 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:26,280 Like like a good massage is probably like 200 bucks for an 1164 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,360 hour. I think that while. 1165 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,640 They're sleeping. That's not cuddling. 1166 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,520 Yeah, but I'm saying. The value of it is the same, 1167 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,080 still cuddling you different. Vibe I guess. 1168 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,880 Yeah, but I know if but. If they rolled over and they're 1169 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:43,080 like their back was to me, I'd be pissed because I said I how? 1170 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,400 Long were you out? Because I will say I've. 1171 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,680 I've had when you know you're sleeping, you're cuddling with a 1172 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,640 woman and they fall asleep, right? 1173 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,760 And you don't want to wake them up, but your arms dead. 1174 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,760 You keep your arm dead until they wake up, right? 1175 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,640 Like you do. That yeah, fuck right, you 1176 01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,000 probably, you probably push them off. 1177 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,960 Ow ow no, I remember we were watching. 1178 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:09,240 Orange is the new Black. They couldn't sleep. 1179 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,840 I love, I love the. Idea of some girls sleeping your 1180 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,920 arms dead and the fucking orange new black theme song goes on 1181 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,360 it's just loud as shit bright in the room the cage is full the 1182 01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,920 cage is new where that fucking theme song you shoot there 1183 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,120 there's just like you have violent female prison sex going 1184 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:38,000 on why don't you just. Your arm's full dead you. 1185 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,120 Got to take a piss. It's just the volume's way too 1186 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:45,720 loud and the remote's like 6 inches away from your arm that's 1187 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:51,880 numb and you can't move. That sounds like torture. 1188 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,760 Move your arm. I was trying to, I wasn't. 1189 01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,440 Trying to wake her up and she woke up. 1190 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:01,560 Did you sleep? You're. 1191 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:02,880 You're so. Full of it. 1192 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,400 There's no way that's what happened. 1193 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:06,440 You're like the most selfish person I've ever met. 1194 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,800 There's no fucking way. No, it happened. 1195 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:13,080 Hey. Hey, professional cuddling 1196 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,680 likely isn't something that will hit the mainstream, but it's 1197 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,280 fascinating to see how niche feels like this can pop up out 1198 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,480 of nowhere and create lasting careers for people that are in 1199 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:22,920 them. If you're someone who's lonely 1200 01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,080 and in desperate need for human touch, it may be something to 1201 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,240 look into. For all you know, it may benefit 1202 01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,360 you in more ways than you realize. 1203 01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,760 However, if you're someone who wants to enter the world of 1204 01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,400 professional cuddling for some money on the side, understand 1205 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,880 that it's not something to take lightly. 1206 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,280 A huge part of this job is knowing how to quickly vet 1207 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,200 potential weirdos, as many of them abuse the service and treat 1208 01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,640 it like a more budget, a friendly form of prostitution. 1209 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,720 So careful. Also, can you handle the mental 1210 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,520 stress of someone like dumping all of their traumatic 1211 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,640 experiences or their life onto you? 1212 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,800 It's a lot because I don't think it's a one and none thing. 1213 01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:54,880 I think if you have a yeah, I feel like you're. 1214 01:02:54,880 --> 01:03:01,000 Taking on the baggage of like every other in depth career that 1215 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,080 helps people's like mental and physical health while being a 1216 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,000 cuddler. I hate when old people lick. 1217 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,120 Your ear. All right, next video space 1218 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,720 chickens say 18 take of the five gifteds, 18 for the sub Lazy. 1219 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,560 It's one stock penalty. Jimmy big beast Connor shark 1220 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:22,920 spicy. It's love rise wire Meadow 1221 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,240 Cliate. I'm Fred JoJo for the sub, 1222 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:29,560 Vicious to the three, Cappy demon, Felix Ailey, Jabo O Cali 1223 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:33,440 Vito V4 uphill flip Walmart for the five gifteds, MP for the 1224 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:37,680 Tier 2 school holidays in Australia right now. 1225 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:41,640 Oh my God, isn't it like almost summer in Australia? 1226 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,280 I always forget it's the opposite. 1227 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,240 Wigs, they give it a thray. Monitoring philosophy now going 1228 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,280 for nursing. I hope you enjoy the classes. 1229 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,560 Julia. I think of this year too. 1230 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:54,680 Jay Kai E town goof unknown. Think of the five gifted NXT 1231 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,640 high bouncy graphic Rose They give it a Tier 2 cheese for the 1232 01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,800 tier 3 Dan for the thray. Don't know when I'm going to be 1233 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,880 able to catch stream next. Life's like it up for me. 1234 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,520 Got a dream job That's awesome. Thank you for all the laugh fun 1235 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,720 times the rough spot keep being you. 1236 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,840 You're the best streamer. Thank you and I'm glad that 1237 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,680 things are looking up for you. Buzz and Peach. 1238 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:14,080 They give the sub the itch for the three hi Kendra and Don a 1239 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,720 space chicken and zay for the sub All right next video chat 1240 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,920 already last video of the day. I know it's a shorter stream 1241 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,120 today. I'm gone the next 5 days. 1242 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,840 First to the fifth, back the 6th, reacts game 7th we start 1243 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,000 GTA 14th league tournament 16th breast Cancer Research, fun 1244 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,880 charity stream, bunch of other horror games, bunch of other 1245 01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,680 shit we're planning team review, yap yap yap blah blah blah. 1246 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,600 Night for the sub, Ailey for the four. 1247 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,960 Don't know if you saw or don't know if you saw yesterday or 1248 01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:42,520 not, but Kate the birthday girl broke her shin like an hour 1249 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,840 after you wish her happy birthday. 1250 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,880 Oh well if she has a good recovery night for the sub. 1251 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,320 Aid with the three. Me and my boyfriend love watch 1252 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,920 your vows together. Tomorrow's his birthday. 1253 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,160 Could you say happy birthday to Joseph Nugen? 1254 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,720 Nugen, Joseph. Nugen happy birthday. 1255 01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,880 Happy 21st birthday. Hope you have a good one. 1256 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:01,720 Beam. It's for the sub. 1257 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,360 Itch for the three. All right, I got to pass real 1258 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:06,480 quick. I got to pass real quick. 1259 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,480 I. Got to pass real quick. 1260 01:05:14,790 --> 01:06:12,600 Count me down. All right. 1261 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:24,630 All right, walk in night for the sub alley. 1262 01:06:24,630 --> 01:06:30,430 Thank you for the four next vid. Welcome to Jamrox. 1263 01:06:30,430 --> 01:06:33,830 The song. Chat lock in early. 1264 01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:34,910 Gen. Z and late Gen. 1265 01:06:34,910 --> 01:06:44,310 Z are not the same. Hello. 1266 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,440 So recently I've been seeing posts on social media that's 1267 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:52,920 apparently the first generation. Officially dubbed Dumber than 1268 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,040 the last Gen. Z is. 1269 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:59,480 The first generation to be Dumber than the previous, 1270 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:03,760 really. And well, at first the thought 1271 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:08,480 of that that that could be true was a bit of a shock and then 1272 01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,640 just kind of pissed me off. I honestly. 1273 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:16,320 No, I, I think. That I think if Gen. 1274 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:20,440 Z is Dumber like actually by IQ or reading level, which I think 1275 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,560 is true right now for current Gen. 1276 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,280 Z ers that are in like middle school or early high school. 1277 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:32,120 That's true of people. Born after like 2006 right? 1278 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:38,520 Like anybody, any Gen. Z or pre 2007 I would say is 1279 01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,320 fine. It's like the people that were 1280 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:46,640 born in like 2010 that grew up with a fucking iPad in their 1281 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,560 hand when they were four years old, like you. 1282 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,920 I'm not trying to be a Dick. Have you guys only remember 1283 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:56,920 technology, right? You were never in a place where 1284 01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:02,280 you couldn't watch YouTube or STEM at any moment, all times, 1285 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,200 right? Like I grew up with technology. 1286 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,600 I was born in 2002, but like I remember being 8 years old, nine 1287 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:13,480 years old and like I just had like an I, I had an iPod, not an 1288 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:16,600 iPod that had games and shit, like an iPod that just played 1289 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,319 music. I didn't have a phone, right? 1290 01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:22,200 The first phone I had was a little frog or green phone. 1291 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,319 It had four numbers and the police and that was it. 1292 01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,760 It wasn't an iPod nano. Because those were like this big 1293 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,560 view the. Majority of my peers as being 1294 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,319 pretty sharp. Like in contrast to people who 1295 01:08:36,319 --> 01:08:39,319 need tech support to change the input on their television. 1296 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:43,479 Yeah, but that's also your own. Personal experiences, yeah. 1297 01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:47,880 I think other generations are very bad at other things. 1298 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,880 And I think how we measure intelligence today is off of 1299 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:56,439 older metrics now. It is true that. 1300 01:08:56,439 --> 01:09:00,040 Students read at a lower reading level currently in school than 1301 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,920 they used to, whether it be Jen Alpha or Gen. 1302 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,040 Z. It's true that you know, their 1303 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,520 IQ might be, I don't know what their IQ actually is, but I know 1304 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:10,279 they read at a lower reading level, like 2 grades lower than 1305 01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:13,040 than they should averagely. Not everybody, but the average. 1306 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:15,760 But that doesn't necessarily mean that they're dumb. 1307 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,600 It might mean that they're diverting their free time 1308 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,040 towards other activities that might be aiding them in their 1309 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,279 current life that are unmeasurable by previous metrics 1310 01:09:24,279 --> 01:09:28,359 that determine intelligence. Now, I don't think that's fully 1311 01:09:28,359 --> 01:09:30,279 true for everybody. I think there are people that 1312 01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:32,920 are just straight up Dumber. The other thing this guy's 1313 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:37,200 saying, what is this, YouTube? Fly, Hedgehog all subscribe. 1314 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:40,000 Interesting video. He's saying, oh all my friends 1315 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,240 are pretty credible and smart. That's because you're probably 1316 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:46,160 pretty smart. News flash, you usually hang out 1317 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,040 with people of similar intelligence. 1318 01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:50,960 Now you might have a friend that's the dumbest in the friend 1319 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,920 group and a friend that's the smartest in the friend group, 1320 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,320 but you usually hang out around people that are of the same 1321 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,440 echelon as you. So if you're going well my 1322 01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:02,960 friend groups, not dumb, you're just not in the dumb friend 1323 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,880 group. There are friend groups of 1324 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:09,760 people that have all cumulative Iqs of 75 and they have nothing 1325 01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:14,760 going on and you don't interact with them because you don't see 1326 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,880 them think this shit. Old dudes on. 1327 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:22,840 TikTok who think these are real celebrities who want to meet 1328 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,240 them? Hello handsome, I am the real 1329 01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,920 Emma Watson. Venmo me $10,000 and then we can 1330 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,880 get married at least. The people that I've been. 1331 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,920 Around a lot of my life who are my age or that I've just 1332 01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:38,280 interacted with online, you know, they're, they're pretty 1333 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,560 solid. I feel like they have a good 1334 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,760 foundation for learning and obtaining more demanding jobs 1335 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,480 and then growing into those roles and moving up. 1336 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:51,160 I see a lot of them and I know that they can learn new skills 1337 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,080 if they so desire. You know, maybe not all of us 1338 01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:57,720 are going to be doctors, but they can have skilled positions. 1339 01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:01,000 They can think critically and outside of echo chambers. 1340 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:04,000 Growing up with the Internet right at our fingertips, we 1341 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,720 could really rely on a lot of outside sources and get our 1342 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:13,040 information with ease. Yeah, it's. 1343 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:16,160 Weird, it's like the applicable knowledge or not. 1344 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,120 That's not the right term. It's like older generations 1345 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:23,520 averagely might have had more knowledge on base things in 1346 01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:27,560 their brain but less problem solving capabilities. 1347 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:33,360 I feel like now newer generations are absolutely 1348 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:38,080 better at figuring out how to do things in modern times. 1349 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:42,640 Like humans take shortcuts for things, and I think Gen. 1350 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:47,400 Z takes a lot of shortcuts for things that inhibit their base 1351 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:51,160 knowledge but they get better and better at. 1352 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,880 Doing things quicker. And more. 1353 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:57,520 Efficiently. You know it's the opposite. 1354 01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,000 I would disagree as past I think. 1355 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,280 AI, obviously. Aids that, and I think that's 1356 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:06,080 what the new generation is is having is is what it's what's 1357 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,080 fucking them over. Like you used to have to 1358 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,680 actually use your brain to fucking cheat like when I was in 1359 01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,920 high school. I'm acting. 1360 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,720 Like that was that. Long ago when I was in high 1361 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,720 school. I'm in Gen. 1362 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,240 Z. If you're, if you were born 1363 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:25,080 before 2007 when you were in high school, you didn't have AI 1364 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,880 at your fingertips for the most part, right? 1365 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,600 You had a cheat by writing on Ryder water bottles and fucking 1366 01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,800 slipping it over or having flash cards in your shoes and shit. 1367 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,240 You had actually like fucking think. 1368 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,480 And when you cheated on on essays and stuff you are maybe 1369 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:44,240 plagiarizing but in a more high IQ way. 1370 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:49,720 Now you just prompt chachi PT to write your essay for you and 1371 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,240 then scramble it around a little bit to make it seem like AI 1372 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,240 didn't write it. Patients would often just. 1373 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,560 Have to look up to their elders. So yeah, in physics. 1374 01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,000 I used to have to actually pay a guy. 1375 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,800 Joe, you cheated. Well no, I cheated on homework, 1376 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:08,200 but in physics you would have to actually pay a guy on chag to do 1377 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,960 the shit for you versus just asking Chachi PT. 1378 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,920 A new a news flash for earlier Gen. 1379 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:19,160 ZS was when you reached the level of math that photo math 1380 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:23,120 could no longer solve. That was a very disheartening 1381 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:27,400 day for every Gen. Z, uh, in the United States was 1382 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:30,760 when you reached a level of math that photo math couldn't figure 1383 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:35,440 out and you went I'm fucked. You went. 1384 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,440 Oh my God, what am I going to do? 1385 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,520 I don't know how I how do I solve this? 1386 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:44,520 I now I actually have to try naturally. 1387 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:48,200 It gives us a far better ability to question the things around 1388 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:52,520 us. But then I I remember something 1389 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:55,280 and it's that the cut off for Gen. 1390 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,680 Z? Isn't actually. 1391 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:03,000 At like 2005, No no, my generation's been gifted with 1392 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:07,200 some. Yeah, dude, like you're. 1393 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,720 If you are 14 years old, you're in Gen. 1394 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,440 Z. You're in Gen. 1395 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:16,320 Z if you're. 14 years old, which doesn't seem real because like 1396 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:22,120 2012 Fortnite came out when they were 66. 1397 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:28,280 Like that's insanity. Tyler Ninja Blevins was was 1398 01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:35,000 performing at the fucking New Year's Eve ball drop when? 1399 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,440 You were six years. Old dead. 1400 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:39,400 Weight. Did you get an iPad? 1401 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,400 Honestly my I think. Millennia or not. 1402 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:47,280 Millennials, I think Jet Alpha's fucked inspiration, but I think 1403 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,320 Jen's ears. It's really, I'm sorry, it's the 1404 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,480 second-half, bro. It's the second-half. 1405 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,400 But I think a lot of y'all, and I know a lot of y'all, are the 1406 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:55,360 younger half of Gen. Z. 1407 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:58,200 In my chat I think a. Lot of y'all are smart I. 1408 01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,560 Think a lot of y'all are going to succeed. 1409 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:01,360 I think a lot of y'all actually put in effort. 1410 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,200 But I think that's what teachers would agree with is that the top 1411 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:06,960 of the top is higher than ever before. 1412 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,840 The top performers in classes in Gen. 1413 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:12,560 Z today are doing better than the previous generation. 1414 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:16,880 The bottom are doing really bad, equal to previous generations, 1415 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:20,960 but the average is worse. The middle student is performing 1416 01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:25,520 worse than ever before this. Video comes from two different 1417 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,080 things, like the gaps growing. It's like they say, like wealth 1418 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:30,400 inequality that gaps in a growing. 1419 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,160 It's that gaps growing. It's the same thing with 1420 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:37,080 intelligence in the school setting, at least not in like 1421 01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:39,400 day-to-day life. That's a very hard thing to 1422 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:41,920 measure is like how smart somebody is in like street 1423 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,480 smarts and what they're going to do with their life. 1424 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:47,080 But like education wise, that gaps growing. 1425 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:49,720 I wonder why? Because you're tapped into the 1426 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,240 job art stream right now. Some of you guys are actively in 1427 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:55,320 class. It's a Wednesday at 12:26 PM and 1428 01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,400 some of you guys have an Airpod in and you're going like this 1429 01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,000 and you're sitting in class and you're acting like you're paying 1430 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,120 attention to the teacher right now and you're really not. 1431 01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:06,800 You're listening to what I'm saying instead #1. 1432 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:11,080 I was watching this GTA video about the oppressor Mark too. 1433 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:12,440 I watched that video. This guy. 1434 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:15,480 Talks about. Some kid defending how it allows 1435 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:20,120 him to play and scroll reels at the same time like. 1436 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,080 Apparently. GT online itself isn't brain 1437 01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:27,440 rotty enough anymore and #2 I'm currently actually attending a 1438 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:30,360 Community College at the moment after I already got a four year 1439 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,280 degree at a university, but you know, that's another story. 1440 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,720 But the 18 and 19 year olds that I'm now being put into classes 1441 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:45,080 with are like, well, because, great. 1442 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,560 Ideas. They're fucking stupid. 1443 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,560 I I it's not. It's not that though. 1444 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:52,000 It's like lack of motivation, bro. 1445 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:56,400 It's like there there's like a brain worm that convinced I, I 1446 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:59,800 experienced this, that I think that's true of any 18 or 19 year 1447 01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:00,600 old. I don't think that's a 1448 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:02,960 generational thing. I don't think that. 1449 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,800 I think once you're 1819, you're still yeah, you're you're a 1450 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,440 legal adult, but you're still like mindset wise, like a stupid 1451 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:13,520 fucking high schooler. You're when I was 1819, I was 1452 01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:17,840 dumb as shit, but I tried in school and I feel like there are 1453 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,360 got it's just whether or not you're trying. 1454 01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,000 I think that's the difference. It's not that they're not 1455 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,960 intelligent, it's that they don't care. 1456 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:28,440 Like care is the biggest thing. If you don't care, that's the 1457 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,800 problem, right, Because if you're in a college class and 1458 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:35,520 you're in intro to fucking, you know biology. 1459 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,680 So you're taking cells and molecules, which is like intra 1460 01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:39,800 biology. Basically, you cover AP biology 1461 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,880 in like a month in cells and molecules, but you RIP through a 1462 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:45,400 quick or you're in a chemistry class or you're in fucking calc. 1463 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,760 The people that are going to try are the ones that are going to 1464 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,680 succeed. The people that look stupid are 1465 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:52,480 the people that don't care. It's not that they're actively 1466 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:55,280 dumb. Now I do think, I think I'm 1467 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:59,360 more. Generous than a lot. 1468 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:02,000 Of other people that I've talked to in my friend group, I think 1469 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,240 that the average person is capable of achieving a lot more 1470 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:08,440 than my friends do. But I will say, yeah, there are 1471 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:09,880 people that are just fucking stupid. 1472 01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:13,360 Like I used to think that like everybody, this is going to 1473 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,880 sound mean. I used to think that everybody 1474 01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:17,320 could achieve in school and get straight as if they tried. 1475 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:20,760 I think there are people where by the time they're 1819, it's 1476 01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,480 chopped. They didn't try for too long of 1477 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:26,840 a time that now they have the mental capacity of a 15 year old 1478 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,800 at the age of 19 and they're taking college classes when 1479 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,480 they're incapable of understanding the words that 1480 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:35,800 they're reading because they don't know the definition of the 1481 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:38,440 word that they're reading. They don't know what words mean 1482 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:42,640 because their vocabulary is so bad that now that they're having 1483 01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:45,880 to engage with higher intellect reading and they're not reading 1484 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,640 basic high school essays or books. 1485 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:52,120 And they have to actually look at a textbook and understand 1486 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:54,200 terms at a base level going into it. 1487 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,720 And they don't know the base terms. 1488 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,360 They're fucked because they're they don't get it. 1489 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,280 And there are people that could climb back, but you have to do 1490 01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,240 more work for it. Don't come in all shapes. 1491 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:08,120 And sizes 911 yo M graces. Thank you for the 10 gifted 1492 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:09,240 Subs. Thank you for going to stop. 1493 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,360 Thank you for the 10 gifted Devin jumpy eye props for the 1494 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,840 three. Devin for the 1000, but he's egg 1495 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,720 for the six cork for the three. I'm not going to be able to read 1496 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,560 these bets right now guys. I, I, we got to get through this 1497 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:17,720 video. I'm sorry, dear. 1498 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,520 CJ and Ash, they give it a sub just for the sub. 1499 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,520 Deer and CJ for the sub, Butter and Cole for the sub, Junior and 1500 01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,440 Roy for the sub Alfie for the three over the four. 1501 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:28,960 Devin, they give it a 10 gifted again, thank you for the 10 1502 01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:30,960 gifted or not. Again Devin, thank you for the 1503 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,840 10 gifted Grace they give the 10 gifted lock in September 11th. 1504 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,320 And. We're. 1505 01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:40,040 Going to use refund stream, not doing it. 1506 01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:41,800 No, no channel point chat. We got to get through this 1507 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:45,280 video. I got to dip in 1/2 hour. 1508 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:53,480 So. Yeah, I guess. 1509 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:56,200 It's not really much of a surprise when you've got these 1510 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:59,840 kids born around or after the time of the invention on the 1511 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:03,560 iPad, that. What is the world kind of 1512 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:05,520 lagging behind? It's your first rite of passage. 1513 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:08,440 You get to own an iPad and so it makes. 1514 01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:12,200 Me ponder the question. Why the fuck? 1515 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:15,320 Are we even in the same generation to begin with? 1516 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:19,800 Well essentially it's up to the fact that whoever decides this 1517 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:24,160 shit is like every 15 year time span is a new generation. 1518 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:27,320 Devin, thank you for the 10. Gifteds, thank you for being 1519 01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,280 going to stop. Thank you for the 10 gifteds is 1520 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:32,400 like. Every 15 year time span is a new 1521 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:37,280 generation and it works. In the 40s, fifties, sixties, 1522 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:41,760 70s and 80s, because the level of progress between 1965 and 1523 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:46,520 1980 was big. But like the gap in how they 1524 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:51,400 were raised, not parenting wise, but like technologically and 1525 01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:54,000 what their schooling system looked like in the access they 1526 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,920 had to information was very similar. 1527 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,800 Even with the age of the Internet, if you're going to 1528 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:03,840 like 198081 to 1996, like these people would be drastically 1529 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,240 different and how they were raised. 1530 01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:12,840 That gap continued to grow. So like 1997, like Chris, I'm 1531 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:18,040 I'm 2002, I'm 24. Chris, my friend is 29. 1532 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:22,200 He was born, he's Gen. Z, and he is in the same 1533 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:25,520 generation as somebody that's a freshman in high school. 1534 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,640 That's not they're not equal, right? 1535 01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:34,320 He's double their age. He's double over. 1536 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:37,560 Double their age because yes, it's a 15 year gap, but I'm 1537 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:41,960 saying somebody that's almost 30 years old in today's times was 1538 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:45,240 raised and grew up in a drastically different scenario 1539 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:50,360 as somebody that was born in 2012. 18 year time. 1540 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:54,080 Span is a new generation. Despite global zeitgeist and 1541 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:57,680 major events that alter history happening at inconsistent rates. 1542 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:01,760 It's just a 15 year period that defines our social cohort. 1543 01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:04,800 I don't know about that. I I don't, I would say that 1544 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:12,000 somebody in my mind, people. That were born in. 1997 to 2006 1545 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:15,640 were raised in around the same conditions. 1546 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:21,200 Technology had progressed in that nine year span from 97 to 1547 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:25,120 2006, but people born in that frame still watch Disney Channel 1548 01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:27,840 growing up, still had very little access to base 1549 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:29,840 technology. They probably had some sort of 1550 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:33,640 portable music speaker and maybe got some form of technology when 1551 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,400 they were in middle school. They had a phone maybe in early 1552 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,920 high school. And that's how it went, right? 1553 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:43,520 IPads were not really something that you had growing up. 1554 01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:46,560 Maybe you had an iPad that you used to watch YouTube or 1555 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:49,000 something, but you weren't like doom scrolling on TikTok. 1556 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:52,000 TikTok didn't exist. Vine was a thing, but it was 1557 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,720 later in your life. It didn't really matter, right? 1558 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:59,000 And it wasn't as brain radish. It's like after that gap, like 1559 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:03,880 2007 to 2012 were people that they like? 1560 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,440 I don't even know. This is actually a question for 1561 01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:07,680 people that are younger in my chat. 1562 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:13,520 If you were born after 2008, did you watch like Disney Channel or 1563 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,480 like Nickelodeon or like shows growing up or were you instantly 1564 01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:20,760 just YouTube? Yes, that's. 1565 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:25,920 Shocking to me, but what you watched, were you watching like 1566 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:31,000 Drake and Josh or were you watching like bizarre Dvark like 1567 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,760 I think the shows is? I don't think that changes the, 1568 01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:35,920 you know, the mental capacity of a child. 1569 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,360 I just feel like it is a different generation because 1570 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,680 what you're relating to is a lot different. 1571 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,640 Really. You watch Drake and Josh. 1572 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:46,880 See then I would say culturally that's I think that's what it 1573 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,840 is. It's not just gap based 1574 01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:52,600 intelligence that determines a generation in that 15 year span. 1575 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,560 We still all relate to the same form of media. 1576 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,640 We live in the same generation in the sense that 1997 to 2012, 1577 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:02,680 we could all understand SpongeBob memes, we could all 1578 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:05,560 understand Drake and Josh. We could all understand things 1579 01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:08,920 that started in 1997. Where it separates is when you 1580 01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:12,760 guys quote or or have knowledge on that. 1581 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:14,840 I don't Lab Rats. Never watched it. 1582 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:18,720 Bizardvark never watched it. Bunked, never watched it right. 1583 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:22,400 That's when I stopped. Like the last show that I 1584 01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:26,640 watched was Jesse. After Jesse. 1585 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:30,240 Anything after that, I was like, this shit's lame and cringe. 1586 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:33,440 I'm too old for this. I was only like 11 years old but 1587 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,640 or 11 or 12 or something. But it was like, I don't care 1588 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,040 about this anymore. I'm proposing a petition. 1589 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:43,200 Right now move kids born after like 2007 into Gen. alpha. 1590 01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:47,800 OK if you never had any hint of 90s culture in your you never. 1591 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,120 Yes. If you never owned a flip phone, 1592 01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:54,040 that's the biggest thing. That's the biggest thing. 1593 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:59,160 I had a fucking flip phone. Like I had a slide phone with 9 1594 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:03,200 numbers and if I wanted to type the letter CI had to hit 1 three 1595 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:06,480 times. Like if you had a flip. 1596 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,360 Phone. You're in that generation bro. 1597 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,760 If you don't remember from Gen. Z popping avhs. 1598 01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:13,400 Tape. In Oh my God VHS. 1599 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:16,080 Tape cassettes. I remember Christmas Day you you 1600 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:19,360 throw in avhs tape of like Polar Express. 1601 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:23,720 I used to watch Jim Carrey's The Mask on VHS, having to rewind it 1602 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,760 to. Watch it again if you don't know 1603 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,120 what flip phones are. Or a BlackBerry. 1604 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,480 We didn't get hyped about the family taking a trip to 1605 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:33,040 Blockbuster to rent some movies for the weekend. 1606 01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:36,040 I remember Blockbuster. Closing by me if you didn't 1607 01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:38,160 truly. Experience the digital 1608 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:42,320 transition of TV in 2009 or physically. 1609 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:47,640 Going to a GameStop and wanting to buy a disc version of a video 1610 01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:50,880 game. Call of Duty drops. 1611 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:54,720 And you didn't buy it digitally. Your parents got it for you or 1612 01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:59,440 you bought that shit physical copy that was like big deal shit 1613 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,400 and then red. Box. 1614 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,280 Yeah, big. Thing big thing renting movies 1615 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:07,040 at Red Box right outside of CVS. You may have just. 1616 01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,440 Like Walgreens? Had no access. 1617 01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:12,720 To TV for a while, like my family, until we decided to fork 1618 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,280 up the cash for Comcast. If you've never seen one of 1619 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:19,080 these robust TV's, you deserve to be in Gen. 1620 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:23,120 Alpha, the generation whose nickname will ultimately end up 1621 01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:24,440 being flat screens. It's like. 1622 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:28,480 You remember in grown-ups how it was Cameron Boyce and the other 1623 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:30,440 kid. I mean, that wasn't their names 1624 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,360 in the movies, Rep Cameron boys, by the way. 1625 01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:36,240 But in the movie they're like, they're like rich kids growing 1626 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:38,320 up and they're like, what the fuck is this? 1627 01:26:38,320 --> 01:26:43,920 And they're like looking at one of those like wide back TV's and 1628 01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:46,280 they don't know what it is like they've never seen one before. 1629 01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:49,080 Like that's I mean, that could be like rich Gen. 1630 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:52,160 Z shit, but I feel like any Gen. Z had one of those TV's. 1631 01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:54,800 Like I used to play on my PS2 on one of those. 1632 01:26:55,360 --> 01:27:00,240 I play quite Crash Bandicoot on the curved screen wide back TV. 1633 01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:04,120 Just gaming sitting. On a floor with stains on it. 1634 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,840 Being. The iPad kids, They missed out 1635 01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:12,320 on early Gen. Z's humble roots. 1636 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:17,320 Steve Jobs had his grip on them from the moment that they gained 1637 01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:19,040 sentience. I never had an. 1638 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:24,120 IPod, though I skipped the iPod. I remember my friends had jail 1639 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:28,560 broken iPods, I had a flip phone when everyone else had an iPod, 1640 01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:33,360 and then I just got an iPhone. I had an iPhone 4I. 1641 01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:36,520 Remember I had the I. The iPhone 4 now what are we on 1642 01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:38,920 16? Are we just going to keep going 1643 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:42,000 up in numbers or they going to eventually start naming them 1644 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,080 different shit? You know they have the silent. 1645 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:45,880 Generation. Oh, we're on the 18 now. 1646 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,560 Well. Which one's this? 1647 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,520 Somebody would know from the back. 1648 01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:56,160 For US Gen. Z17I. 1649 01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:59,680 Propose that we're. Known as the unserious 1650 01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:02,920 generation. I mean we've been fed all the 1651 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:07,240 terrible news around the world all day every. 1652 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,680 This is a good ass video, did I like? 1653 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:14,560 It. Day our entire lives. 1654 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:20,200 So like when a controversial podcaster gets eliminated off 1655 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:25,120 the Fortnite island per SE, you get a lot of outrage everywhere. 1656 01:28:25,280 --> 01:28:30,440 Except people born in 2000 are just going to mass produce this. 1657 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:35,280 Yeah. Another person it's. 1658 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:39,160 It's crazy. How every like tragic event is 1659 01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:42,520 just immediately turned into like a fucking meme. 1660 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:47,160 Like you could see it. You could see anything happen in 1661 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:47,720 Gen. Z. 1662 01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:52,000 Like, I think you could actually have like the, I mean, well, 1663 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:55,200 yeah, there's there's the debate on whether or not somebody would 1664 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,240 do it depending on if he was a different person. 1665 01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:01,040 But I think honestly, anybody, like, I don't think it's just 1666 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,600 Charlie Kirk. Like a lot of people say it's 1667 01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,880 like the disrespect level because like people don't like 1668 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,320 Charlie Kirk. And yeah, I understand that. 1669 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:11,800 But I also think that, like, as a generation, I think Gen. 1670 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:17,200 Z is willing to meme really anybody that dies, I think they 1671 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:21,120 do it more because people don't like Charlie Kirk. 1672 01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:25,800 But yeah, it was like Oliver Tree died and people memed him 1673 01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:30,320 like days after like. Days after. 1674 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,640 Or they. Make that like. 1675 01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:36,400 Somebody dies now and then it becomes a meme for like people 1676 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:40,040 to like stalk the following and be like fake fan LAR ping LAR 1677 01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:41,800 ping fan. And they'll like like, they'll 1678 01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:46,080 like watch Dolly Parton's followers and they'll like 1679 01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:49,040 harass the people that follow them after their death. 1680 01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:53,800 It's like very weird, like the. The stuff people. 1681 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:58,000 Do now after people die, it says that I look like Sir. 1682 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:01,120 Charles Kirk, but it's normal. It's like normal now. 1683 01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:04,720 And that's what's so odd. Like it's like, I see these 1684 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:06,920 memes and I'm like, oh shit. Like there's no shock. 1685 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,120 Like if you saw something like that in like 2008, you'd be 1686 01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:12,960 like, holy fuck. Now it's like, Oh yeah, somebody 1687 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,080 died. Yeah, they're going to be on a 1688 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,880 meme in three days. I'm deleting my channel. 1689 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:22,200 Listen I'm not trying to be like that old person you know an unk 1690 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,600 being like you're young therefore you're stupid and 1691 01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,320 worthless and my generation is better. 1692 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:33,960 Not a baby boomer but screen time, social media, TikTok, any 1693 01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:38,080 sort of short form content really has done irreversible 1694 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:44,000 damage to these young and it really has seemed to pacify 1695 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:47,280 them. It has stolen their attention 1696 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,240 spans. These mother fuckers look at a 1697 01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:52,640 10 minute YouTube video like it's this watching a movie. 1698 01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:55,320 I don't know, I. Feel like that's not true though 1699 01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:57,800 because I'd be posting shit that's like 3 hours long and 1700 01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:03,680 y'all watch it like I like an average YouTube video of mine's 1701 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:07,040 like 40 minutes like a like a like a whole hour. 1702 01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:10,480 We even start to finish. It's like they're equivalent of 1703 01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:12,520 being assigned to read the whole dictionary. 1704 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:16,440 Listen, I know most of you guys probably didn't TuneIn to listen 1705 01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:20,200 to a research paper on Gen. Z, but I just want to report 1706 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:24,920 that at least in this single study, the Flint effect, the 1707 01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:26,920 concept that dude, I remember I used to. 1708 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:33,360 Love YouTube videos that dropped that were like 40 minutes long. 1709 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:37,680 It would be like a Minecraft YouTube like Vanoss or like KYR. 1710 01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:40,280 Speedy uploaded like some shit. I was like an hour. 1711 01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:43,360 I'd be so hype. I would be so hype. 1712 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:46,600 X RPMX13 another pixelmon playthrough. 1713 01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:51,040 Oh fuck fire. Immediately loved it. 1714 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:54,160 You know why I hated? I didn't hate him, I hated how 1715 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:59,280 short his fucking videos were. Scene Anners sea nanners that 1716 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:04,240 fuck sea nanners used to make 3 minute YouTube videos and I 1717 01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:08,560 remember I wouldn't watch him because of how short his videos 1718 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,960 were. I remember being like, I need my 1719 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:14,680 ideal YouTube video, something I could like invest in and it's 1720 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:18,760 like over like 30 minutes where is like I would tap into a sea 1721 01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:24,320 nanners video and I'm like, this is already almost over a minute 1722 01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:28,000 in. All his videos are short. 1723 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,240 Even now I mean he doesn't really post anymore like when 1724 01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:35,200 you go to his popular shit. Dude 3 minutes, one minute, one 1725 01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:40,160 minute, 6 minutes what the fuck? 4 minutes Trouble in terrorist 1726 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,560 town, Minecraft massacre. Like why is it? 1727 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:44,720 Why do we have a 4 minute play through? 1728 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,320 4 minutes. That's. 1729 01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:50,480 Not even the length of one game 3. 1730 01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,880 Minutes giggle. Monster Gary's mod prop hunt 1731 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:56,520 Adam we need. To rendezvous that's. 1732 01:32:56,520 --> 01:33:04,520 One game, What is it? You are something else that 1733 01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:09,400 takes some balls for that. That was just a good idea. 1734 01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:16,480 Wow, OG. YouTube is such a different 1735 01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:20,160 experience man. This is from 2014, Who was 1736 01:33:20,160 --> 01:33:23,360 Syndicate? Syndicate was another. 1737 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:26,080 Guy he well, he didn't make short videos, but I used to 1738 01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:29,040 watch syndicate all the time. Oh, he doesn't even make content 1739 01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,360 anymore. It's like I, I would say it's 1740 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:33,520 sad seeing this, but it's honestly like nice. 1741 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,840 It's like when you when you tap into a YouTube channel like this 1742 01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:39,000 and it's like, oh, he's retired, he's a kid now he's a father. 1743 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,800 It's like, oh, this is like a humble ending. 1744 01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:43,960 You know some of his videos were short, but he used to do like 1745 01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,080 Minecraft. I used to watch these videos, 1746 01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,960 bro. Oh my God, these are so old. 1747 01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:51,320 No thumbnail either. It's just like the fucking 1748 01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:54,440 playthrough the like the base screen grab. 1749 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,200 Now to get. Somebody to click on your video, 1750 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:06,240 you have to be like this. Generations tend to gain. 1751 01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:12,800 About 3 IQ points over the last can be seen in albeit a small 1752 01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:17,400 sample size when people like me are the ones taking the tests, 1753 01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:19,200 and it was also done in North Macedonia. 1754 01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:21,760 You want to know what these young kids needed Unmonitored 1755 01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:26,400 access to the Internet in 2009 and a copy of Modern Warfare 2 1756 01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:29,440 you are now about to. Witness the strength of St. 1757 01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:32,200 knowledge. I'm a person to use my shield. 1758 01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:37,360 Keep using, it was a humbling. Experience. 1759 01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:45,480 Now I think. 99% of what was said on Modern Warfare 2 should 1760 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:46,120 a 10. Year old. 1761 01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:48,560 Be hearing those things? Probably not. 1762 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:52,960 Probably not. But did it humble you as a 1763 01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:59,480 person to get viscerally berated by 28 year old men? 1764 01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:04,880 In a lobby. When you unmute your mic and 1765 01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:10,320 they go shut your like you say anything and they're like oh 1766 01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:13,080 hell no. Like you would have a whole lot. 1767 01:35:13,080 --> 01:35:16,400 You get bullied like, like actually, I think the term 1768 01:35:16,400 --> 01:35:19,760 bullying has changed because like you would actually like if 1769 01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:22,680 you were a squeaker, you were just getting bullied in any game 1770 01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:24,960 you were in, like actually flat, like anything. 1771 01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:26,680 You said you could be the best person in the lobby. 1772 01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:29,200 Second, you open your mouth, they're like, oh fuck you, 1773 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:32,960 you're right, it's your pussy. That's your boy dogging on your 1774 01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:34,400 Dick, dog. That's how he sounds. 1775 01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:37,640 That puts in. Here on your chest, there are no 1776 01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:40,080 Minecraft. This is how we do bath time for 1777 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:43,200 Fortnite theme parties. The means. 1778 01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:47,320 The means from TikTok people be making or you're like you and 1779 01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,480 your 10 years old trying to act normal at dinner after you leave 1780 01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:53,760 an MW2 lobby when somebody read off your address just some 1781 01:35:53,920 --> 01:36:01,560 you're. Just like. 40 year old dude 1782 01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:03,920 getting. Off his 14 hour shift screaming 1783 01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:08,360 racial obscenities and obscurities at you. 1784 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:11,520 Fuck, even land parties are way cooler than whatever they have 1785 01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:13,360 going on now. Land parties are sick. 1786 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:16,720 Now bro what I want to address Gen. 1787 01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:19,880 Z and Gen. Alpha directly with something 1788 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:23,040 that might shock you if they ever stumble upon this video, 1789 01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:26,480 which even if they do, they probably skipped out at the 17 1790 01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:30,600 second mark. But if not, I, I, I wrote the 1791 01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:35,680 script for this myself. Like I, I thought it out, typed 1792 01:36:35,680 --> 01:36:39,480 it out, wrote it spellings, you know, pretty solid, might be 1793 01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:42,080 unbelievable. I swear it. 1794 01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:44,640 It is possible. I was raising the time where, 1795 01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:48,320 yes, we were experiencing this rapid technological growth. 1796 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:52,440 The Internet began to boom. We witnessed some old shit. 1797 01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:57,480 Watched it awkwardly move up and become modern today to what it 1798 01:36:57,480 --> 01:37:00,240 is. We learned how to read books and 1799 01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:04,000 write in cursive, do math and everything on paper in school. 1800 01:37:04,720 --> 01:37:07,680 And do people still? Learn cursive today when we were 1801 01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:10,520 at home. We used all the new technology 1802 01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:13,440 that was at our disposal. What's a LAN party? 1803 01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:18,120 You and eight of your friends bring your monitor and your 1804 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:22,120 console and you play Wow. This is a lost art. 1805 01:37:22,520 --> 01:37:23,920 The fact that you don't know this. 1806 01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:27,800 Have you ever joined a multiplayer game? 1807 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:32,080 Like have you ever hopped on a game and it says create online 1808 01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:35,360 lobby or create LAN? It would. 1809 01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:38,800 Be you and. 80 are friends. You could create a land party 1810 01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:41,520 and that means that you're playing with people that are in 1811 01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:46,040 the same room as you. So you all have 8X boxes and 1812 01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:48,920 eight monitors and you're sitting in a room together and 1813 01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:52,080 you do 4V4 COD. You know you do 4V4 search and 1814 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:56,400 destroy 6V6, right? They've like Internet cafes now 1815 01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:59,520 where like people do that stuff, but like lands are kind of like 1816 01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,920 a lost, lost art. The fact that anybody. 1817 01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:08,240 Uses ChatGPT to write papers or just get general information is 1818 01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:09,760 incredibly odd. A LAN is. 1819 01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:14,960 Effectively a pro tournament. Yeah, a local area network. 1820 01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:17,560 Imagine you're in a Fortnite lob. 1821 01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,840 Have you ever watched Fortnite Pros and they're sitting next to 1822 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:21,880 each other playing the game? Imagine that, but you're not 1823 01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:24,160 pros and you're casually playing games with each other. 1824 01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:29,360 That's a LAN because like. You know that FNC asks but. 1825 01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:32,280 They're not pros and you're just friends in your mom's basement. 1826 01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:34,400 It isn't always. Correct, right. 1827 01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:38,240 Like it doesn't often show its sources, it definitely doesn't 1828 01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:42,040 cite them after specific facts. That's just like online media 1829 01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:46,200 literacy one O 1 and it's shocking that people born after 1830 01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:50,000 me whack it. This is work, you know. 1831 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,760 It's not as. Easy as it looks, sometimes I 1832 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:56,680 got to move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and 1833 01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,080 sometimes my butt itches real bad. 1834 01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:02,800 Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your 1835 01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,280 briefcase. Honestly, I believe I was. 1836 01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:09,800 Born in a solid window of time where we were able to be 1837 01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:12,920 educated in both the old ways and the new ways. 1838 01:39:13,120 --> 01:39:16,640 Fuck, the big difference is like, while later Gen. 1839 01:39:16,640 --> 01:39:20,160 Z and Gen. Alpha have artificial 1840 01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:25,440 intelligence just to do their work for them, we who came first 1841 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:29,560 just had a ton of access to information that nobody had ever 1842 01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:31,280 had before. Oh my God, live. 1843 01:39:31,280 --> 01:39:34,200 Leak, dude. Yeah, watch this. 1844 01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:37,160 Just somebody getting their fucking head chopped off. 1845 01:39:37,160 --> 01:39:40,920 Yo-yo. Watch this cartel actually 1846 01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:43,480 chopping somebody's head off. Isn't that crazy? 1847 01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:46,560 Isn't that crazy? I'm in 7th grade, isn't that 1848 01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:49,800 crazy to fuck? Literally on a school computer, 1849 01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:53,160 we weren't having something. Else do the work for us. 1850 01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:57,000 I mean, unless you're a plagiarizer, but that ability to 1851 01:39:57,000 --> 01:40:01,600 just learn anything with a few clicks presented our young 1852 01:40:01,600 --> 01:40:03,440 brains with a lot of information. 1853 01:40:03,440 --> 01:40:05,360 Oh my God, are ISIS? Decapitations. 1854 01:40:05,360 --> 01:40:09,160 Holy fuck, I remember I remember seeing those nation. 1855 01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:11,280 I think that the. Less time that you spent in 1856 01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:15,800 school after the pandemic, the more you differ from the kids 1857 01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:19,120 who are there after it. Especially if that time was in K 1858 01:40:19,120 --> 01:40:21,600 through 12. You know, elementary, middle 1859 01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:25,720 school, high school, the core years for learning development. 1860 01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:31,080 I for one am extremely happy and glad that I was class of 2019 1861 01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:34,360 and I cashed out of the casino in just the right time for the 1862 01:40:34,360 --> 01:40:36,800 rats. It is unfortunate how they were 1863 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:39,520 forced. I just don't want to be too much 1864 01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:41,440 of a Dick here. I actually would fall asleep on. 1865 01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:46,200 Zoom right, I mean. Generations are just the product 1866 01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:49,600 of those who came before them. If you see a kid who can't 1867 01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:53,040 behave well, usually you're assuming they don't know any 1868 01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:55,000 better and it's on their parents. 1869 01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:57,600 So let's do a little backtracking here. 1870 01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:06,120 No, literally, and take a look at the parents of this young 1871 01:41:06,120 --> 01:41:10,120 generation of kids. Oh well. 1872 01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:13,360 Well, well. Oh my God. 1873 01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:19,200 Yeah cuz like the if you're pre 2007 your parents are Gen. 1874 01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:22,840 X, but if you're post 2007 your parents are millennials. 1875 01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:27,280 So it's how the millennials are. Raising their kids smartest. 1876 01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:32,440 Generation themselves, my close friends who I share many 1877 01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:36,200 cultural ties with, is someone born in early 2001, the natural 1878 01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:39,040 arch rival of the boomer millennials. 1879 01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:43,160 Calling someone born in 1981 a millennial is absolutely 1880 01:41:43,160 --> 01:41:45,320 criminal. By the way, you have late Gen. 1881 01:41:45,320 --> 01:41:46,600 Z. Yeah, that would be somebody 1882 01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:49,880 that's in. Their 40s, That's fucking wild. 1883 01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:52,280 Somebody in their 40s is not a fucking millennial. 1884 01:41:52,840 --> 01:41:57,280 Like I perceive millennials as people like maybe maybe like I 1885 01:41:57,280 --> 01:42:00,920 would say I I perceive like somebody that's like 29 as more 1886 01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:07,840 29 to like 3039 and Gen. alpha. Burying their heads into and 1887 01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:11,000 wiping their boogers on iPads. But I'm forgetting millennials. 1888 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:15,720 Are aging as well. Elder millennial elder 1889 01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:19,280 millennial. She's 44 and these are. 1890 01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:22,120 The 44 years old. Maybe that's why. 1891 01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:24,280 Elder Millennial. I mean, they're like. 1892 01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:30,080 Studying Aristotle, Socrates, the Confucius while their kids 1893 01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:34,280 are racking up credit card debt on fortnight skins in a country 1894 01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:36,920 where childcare is so damn expensive. 1895 01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:40,640 The millennials are the geniuses who discovered the virtual 1896 01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,600 babysitter. And you suck. 1897 01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:43,520 You're at ease. Yeah, I wasn't. 1898 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,200 Going to say you got to respect it all. 1899 01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:49,160 That free time you got for you while your kids don't even know 1900 01:42:49,160 --> 01:42:51,320 how to spell their name without ChatGPT. 1901 01:42:51,840 --> 01:42:56,360 But let's dig a little deeper. You got to. 1902 01:42:56,360 --> 01:43:01,640 Remember, these millennials were raised by boomers and boomers 1903 01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:03,760 were born into one of the most economically prosperous times in 1904 01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:05,320 history. They blame younger generations 1905 01:43:05,320 --> 01:43:07,200 with their own missteps. Gate keep jobs like there's some 1906 01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:09,160 generationally based union. They're going to sell their 1907 01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:11,200 homes to BlackRock before they die and leave the world climate 1908 01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:14,040 a few degrees hotter and overall their kids and grandparents will 1909 01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:15,720 live an objectively less prosperous life. 1910 01:43:15,720 --> 01:43:19,000 And so yeah, I guess I have my sympathies. 1911 01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:21,880 Listen, I'm not trying to really get into like a full blown rant 1912 01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:25,240 about baby boomers and how they're like the equivalent of 1913 01:43:25,240 --> 01:43:28,400 some rich kid telling some other kid who was born to a single 1914 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:32,840 Teen Mom on crack that they just need to like work harder. 1915 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:35,640 But the point of this video comes out of this early. 1916 01:43:35,640 --> 01:43:38,520 Gen. Z is completely different from 1917 01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:41,160 these other trolls. Please do not group us together. 1918 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:45,640 God, at least give us our own subsection like Gen. 1919 01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:47,680 ZA. We had him in the first half. 1920 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:50,280 Really like the first half of Gen. 1921 01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:52,520 Z. Probably more like the first 1922 01:43:52,520 --> 01:43:56,320 quarter has got to be the smartest generation by a long 1923 01:43:56,320 --> 01:44:01,160 shot, and it's going to be on us to clean up this mess with over 1924 01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:04,400 a decade's worth of kids coming after us so addicted to 1925 01:44:04,560 --> 01:44:06,440 stimulation that, yeah, I think we're going to skip a 1926 01:44:06,440 --> 01:44:07,960 generation. I think there's a pretty good 1927 01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:12,120 chance Gen. alpha's like fucked and it's like 20% of that 1928 01:44:12,120 --> 01:44:14,720 generation is going to be like top echelon, really super 1929 01:44:14,720 --> 01:44:17,240 fucking smart people. And then it's just going to be 1930 01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:21,800 like, they can't even be taught a. 1931 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:25,560 Card game without, like, bursting into tears in like, 1932 01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:28,080 needing a safe space. Have you ever tried to have a 1933 01:44:28,080 --> 01:44:30,560 conversation with someone born after like 2010? 1934 01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:33,880 It's like you're asking them questions and they're just like 1935 01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:39,000 giving one word responses and literally give zero eye contact. 1936 01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:40,800 Yeah, that, that generally, yeah, extremely. 1937 01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:44,280 Antisocial. Extremely antisocial patient 1938 01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:45,640 might might be a. Wash. 1939 01:44:45,800 --> 01:44:47,000 That's why. But I also think that's just. 1940 01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:49,000 Because they're young, bro. I mean, like, I used to be a 1941 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:51,960 really, I used to be a really fucking introverted kid. 1942 01:44:51,960 --> 01:44:55,160 I have to try again and. I've seen a lot of millennials 1943 01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,040 and early Gen. Z ers he's just describing. 1944 01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:02,560 Autism. OK well not 100% of people born 1945 01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:06,040 after 2007 have autism. Pledge not to make. 1946 01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:09,720 The same mistake of allowing a tablet to raise their child. 1947 01:45:10,320 --> 01:45:13,880 So, you know, maybe in 20 or 30 years will be looking a lot 1948 01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:15,960 better. I think overall, early Gen. 1949 01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:21,920 Z is shaping to be the two point O of a solid formula, AKA the 1950 01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:23,520 millennials. You know, you guys aren't all 1951 01:45:23,520 --> 01:45:25,680 that bad. I don't want no beef. 1952 01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:28,920 You're a solid platform. Us, the millennials both tried 1953 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:32,720 to launch at a time of, you know, great economic recession. 1954 01:45:33,120 --> 01:45:35,720 Well I have the COVID vaccine. So my kids going to come out 1955 01:45:35,720 --> 01:45:41,080 like Goblin Green I assume? A major downturn in the. 1956 01:45:41,080 --> 01:45:45,560 World account maybe with like 9. Eyeballs, I mean, so you know. 1957 01:45:46,040 --> 01:45:48,160 We're both acclimated to the stroke. 1958 01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:51,240 It's just like a lot of you guys, especially the ones born 1959 01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:55,880 in the 80s, aren't particularly great at raising children. 1960 01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:59,560 Something that I say as someone that does not have kids. 1961 01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:02,760 But I mean, pretty smart decision on my part, am I right? 1962 01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:05,920 I want to finish up by saying that this video is obviously 1963 01:46:05,920 --> 01:46:09,200 mostly satirical. You know there wasn't tons of 1964 01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:12,600 research but into this I'm high key talking out of my ass and 1965 01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:14,400 it's mostly anecdotal experience. 1966 01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:18,000 And as with anything I think he's still up in valid points. 1967 01:46:18,040 --> 01:46:21,680 There are obviously plenty of. Good apples, even great apples 1968 01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:24,320 that are a part of these generations that I'm currently 1969 01:46:24,320 --> 01:46:26,840 making fun of. You know, if the shoe fits and 1970 01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:31,120 this video managed to piss you off, then, well, good. 1971 01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:33,760 It means I'm, you know, doing well at talking shit. 1972 01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:36,120 But there's no need to tell me that, you know, you're not all 1973 01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:37,640 bad. I get it. 1974 01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:41,360 The blanket statements are just for entertainment sake. 1975 01:46:41,360 --> 01:46:42,640 Yeah, it's not true to everybody. 1976 01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:45,720 An unfortunate. Situation that 2020 didn't just 1977 01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:50,640 come with a recession, but also mass social isolation, something 1978 01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:54,200 that can't even be understated as being detrimental to humans 1979 01:46:54,200 --> 01:46:58,440 in general but like let alone budding teenagers who are 1980 01:46:58,440 --> 01:47:01,320 developing social skills overall, I think it's a big 1981 01:47:01,320 --> 01:47:05,360 reason why there's such a stark difference between the yeah, I 1982 01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:09,520 think it's. Like I I'm a class that's always 1983 01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:13,480 joking about because I graduated in 2020. 1984 01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:18,680 We never got a graduation right in my freshman year of college 1985 01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:20,720 was fully online. It was like I was still in high 1986 01:47:20,720 --> 01:47:22,080 school. I didn't really have a college 1987 01:47:22,080 --> 01:47:24,360 experience the freshman year of college, but I was still at a 1988 01:47:24,360 --> 01:47:27,040 point of development where that's not as bad, right? 1989 01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:32,120 I think what's worse is like the kids that entered high school in 1990 01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:37,960 2020-2021, like it's just like more, I feel like it hurts you 1991 01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:44,800 at a different way because you had to miss like the first two 1992 01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:48,360 development years. I mean, because it's 2021 as 1993 01:47:48,360 --> 01:47:50,640 well, like code. I mean, it really depends what 1994 01:47:50,640 --> 01:47:52,080 state you're living in, what country you live in. 1995 01:47:52,080 --> 01:47:55,440 But like generally speaking, it was like 2020-2021. 1996 01:47:55,440 --> 01:47:57,760 We're like the fucked years during COVID. 1997 01:47:58,160 --> 01:48:01,480 After that, 2022 is basically just all, you know, back to 1998 01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:04,240 normal. And for the most part, but first 1999 01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:05,280 and second-half of. Gen. 2000 01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:11,160 Z a very distinct line that separates us and why I think 2001 01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:14,280 it's culturally important that people know that there is an 2002 01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:15,520 early and late Gen. Z. 2003 01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:19,920 Now I know what you're thinking. What will decide the cut off? 2004 01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:24,480 Well, you ever thought the low taper fade meme was funny? 2005 01:48:24,480 --> 01:48:27,080 And. That's about all I got, guys. 2006 01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:32,400 I'm. 20 I'm 24 I thought the low taper fade me. 2007 01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:36,560 I never thought the low taper fade meme was funny because the 2008 01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:39,520 memes not funny. The thing the the memes not 2009 01:48:39,520 --> 01:48:42,080 funny at all. The thing that's funny is the 2010 01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,840 fact that he drags it. That's the funny shit. 2011 01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:48,880 When three years after the memes been made, ninja still on stream 2012 01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:52,760 gun Yeah, you see that new edit somebody like that's funny 2013 01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:55,720 because it's like it's the drag that's funny. 2014 01:48:55,720 --> 01:48:58,400 It's not the actual meme. It's the premise of him being 2015 01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:02,440 like, yeah, you see that new load taper fade, or you see 2016 01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:04,760 somebody say it, it'll be like a regular video and somebody goes 2017 01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:07,880 massive and then it's just hard cuts to like a ninja at it. 2018 01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:10,400 Nas, they give it a three. I'm late. 2019 01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,560 Gen. ZI grew up without tech. 2020 01:49:11,560 --> 01:49:13,600 First time playing video games at 13, PC at 15. 2021 01:49:13,600 --> 01:49:16,120 My phone two months ago still blocks my PC and all that to see 2022 01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:19,000 social media, read my at first quantum physics buck at 10 2023 01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:19,840 though. Yeah, well, you're just going to 2024 01:49:19,840 --> 01:49:23,320 be one of the geniuses. You're going to be one of the 2025 01:49:23,320 --> 01:49:24,880 Super smart. People, you know you're going to 2026 01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:28,440 be the top 20% AB Brian, Aaron, happy and ally for the sub. 2027 01:49:28,440 --> 01:49:29,960 Oh got thank you for the 1000, but he's know you don't do 2028 01:49:29,960 --> 01:49:31,240 financial advice. I'm going into sales. 2029 01:49:31,240 --> 01:49:34,240 I want to makeover 100 KA year. I can't I can't help you, Chris 2030 01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:35,320 and happy. Thank you for the Tier 2. 2031 01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:37,600 I wish you the best, though, man T Mac and Natalie for the sub 2032 01:49:37,600 --> 01:49:39,080 Hello and R for the sub and Victoria city. 2033 01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:41,800 Thank you for the three Bray, Devon and beg for the sub. 2034 01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:44,280 All right, chat. I know it was only two reacts 2035 01:49:44,280 --> 01:49:47,160 today, but I got a fucking dip. I because I enjoyed watching. 2036 01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:51,160 I had a fun time streaming. I will not be live the 1st to 2037 01:49:51,160 --> 01:49:56,200 the 5th, so I will see you guys next on next Tuesday. 2038 01:49:56,280 --> 01:49:58,520 I will see you guys on Tuesday. I'll be posting every day on the 2039 01:49:58,520 --> 01:50:00,000 main end of the gaming while I'm gone. 2040 01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:02,040 I already posted the main end of the gaming today, so you could 2041 01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:06,520 go watch that, but I will be live on Tuesday during reacts to 2042 01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:11,000 games Wednesday next week we're going to start GTA5 story play 2043 01:50:11,000 --> 01:50:13,320 through. We're going to play it 6 hours a 2044 01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:14,680 day twice a week until we beat it. 2045 01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:17,840 Probably take three weeks to beat it. 14th league tournament 2046 01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:20,600 next week. I'm going to order the T Move 2047 01:50:20,600 --> 01:50:25,040 products probably on Friday next week, and we'll review those 2048 01:50:25,040 --> 01:50:30,760 whenever they come in. 16th charity stream, breast Cancer 2049 01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:34,880 Research fund, 23rd Mario Kart tournament, then probably a food 2050 01:50:34,880 --> 01:50:36,480 gauntlet. Maybe try not to cringe, maybe a 2051 01:50:36,480 --> 01:50:37,280 vlog. We'll see. 2052 01:50:37,880 --> 01:50:40,640 But yeah, appreciate. You guys, you. 2053 01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:43,440 Guys had fun watching, I had a fun time streaming and we're 2054 01:50:43,440 --> 01:50:46,160 going to fucking raid and we're going to raid Dantez because 2055 01:50:46,480 --> 01:50:50,040 Dantez is live at this hour for some reason and he just went 2056 01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:52,840 live. But yeah, I appreciate you guys. 2057 01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:55,600 Hope you guys had fun and I'll see you guys on Tuesday. 2058 01:50:57,040 --> 01:50:58,760 Go watch YouTube videos. For the next 5.