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So did Willy Wonka kill 
children? 

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Willy Wonka the Candy Man 
himself Unleashed onto the world

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in 1964 by Roald Dahl, Willy 
Wonka has become a beloved 

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children's icon and has been 
adapted into every medium since.

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Movies, musicals, video games, 
you name it, he's done it. 

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I think the movies are generally
perceived well by the average 

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person, but the books are 
fucking insane. 

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Weren't the Oompa Loompas like 
slaves? 

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Like actual slaves in in the 
book? 

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I got to Google that. 
I feel like we talked about this

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before. 
Were the oompa loompas 

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originally? 
Yes. 

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They were originally tiny 
African slaves that he imported 

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and paid them only in cocoa 
beans, which they love to eat. 

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Musical that didn't bother to 
tell anyone that it was a 

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musical. 
And that AI slob fest in 

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Glasgow, What is that? 
Oh my God, this shit, the Willy 

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Wonka experience, it's. 
The enter, but we watch the 

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original movies and you'll 
probably. 

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Oh no, it's Doctor Doom. 
It's Doctor Doom. 

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Often Adderall. 
Have a moment where you think to

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yourself, did that kid just die?
See, Wonka's factory is sort of 

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infamous for its child 
endangerment, and today we'll be

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looking back the original book, 
the two movies, and the two 

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stage musicals to see if that 
reputation is warranted. 

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Spoilers. 
The Tim Burton movie might be 

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the least disturbing. 
Hey quick editor's note. 

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So the script was finished and 
it was the day I was filming 

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this when I found out. 
About the UK tour. 

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Version of this show and I was 
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the clips of it that I could 
find online that I knew I I 

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couldn't include it in this 
video. 

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How? 
Old. 

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Is this video only a month? 
But that was all. 

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I just. 
Wanted to acknowledge that like 

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I knew. 
It existed. 

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So join me, come aboard my 
paddle slash giant pink seahorse

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boat as we go down the 
metaphorical psychedelic 

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nightmare tunnel of this video. 
I remember liking the first the 

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first movie more than the second
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I remember the Johnny Depp one 
free even though this one was a 

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little disturbing at times. 
I remember the Johnny Depp 1 was

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just weird. 
His character's hair freaked me 

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out. 
He talked weird. 

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Direction we are going. 
The first stop on our tour is 

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the 1964 Raw Dahl novel. 
Near the end of the book, when 

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Charlie, Grandpa Joe, and Wonka 
are flying in the great glass 

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elevator, they get a chance to 
see the other children as they 

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leave the factory. 
Augustus Gloop comes out first 

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after being sucked up in the 
chocolate tube, something Wonka 

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finds very funny. 
The guy can't stop giggling as 

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Augustus's parents are trying to
save their son from drowning. 

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The trip up the pipe has turned 
the fat kid thin as a straw. 

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Now I'm not a. 
Sort of crushed all of his 

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fucking bones and organs and 
turned him into a pulse that 

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actually got intermixed with the
chocolate. 

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Not only is he killing the 
children in both the books and 

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the movies, but they're also 
contaminating the fucking candy 

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that he is then packaging and 
selling to every other person. 

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There's a dead body in your 
chocolate. 

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Doctor, but I can't imagine that
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chocolate GLP. 
One tube is particularly good 

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for the bones and organs. 
His ribs are probably inside of 

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his lungs right now. 
The friction in the pipe would 

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tear his skin, any bends in the 
pipe would hit like a car crash,

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and the pressure itself would 
cause internal hemorrhaging. 

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But I guess I'm lying, because 
there he is, walking out fit as 

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a fiddle. 
Violet Beauregard, despite 

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turning into a blueberry and 
being deduced, walks out with 

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only her skin turn purple. 
Sure, that sounds bad, but in 

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the grand scheme of what's 
possible, it's pretty light. 

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Veruca Salt gets off the 
easiest. 

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It's in this one. 
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squirrels in the nut room, then 
carried by them into the garbage

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chute. 
Her and her parents leave the 

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factory covered in trash but no 
bodily injuries. 

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I mean they have about A50. 172 
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How long is the fucking Willy 
Wonka buck? 

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Holy shit I feel like you could 
tell the story of Willy Wonka in

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like 60 pages. 
Percent chance of being 

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incinerated, but we can tell 
from them not being a pile of 

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ash at the end that that doesn't
happen now. 

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Mike TV definitely drew the 
shortest stick on this one. 

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Or would it be the longest? 
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television chocolate room, the 
Oompa Loompas employ some 

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stretch torture to attempt to 
get him back to his normal 

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height, but they overstretched 
him and, as described by Grandpa

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Joe, stretched him to about 10 
feet tall and thin as a wire. 

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Wonka then playfully remarks 
that he's very lucky. 

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Every basketball team in the 
country, we're trying to get 

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him, which ha ha, funny, but. 
He's tall now, but he's dead. 

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Robert Wadlow died when he was 
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He was the tallest. 
Oh, wait, this is about Robert 

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Wadlow? 
Wait, I'm not paying attention. 

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And that that doesn't happen 
now. 

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Mike TV definitely drew the 
shortest stick on this one. 

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Or would it be the longest? 
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television chocolate room, the 
Lumpas employ some stretch 

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torture to attempt to get him 
back to his normal height, but 

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they overstretched him and, as 
described by Grandpa Joe, 

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stretched him to about 10 feet 
tall and thin as a wire. 

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Wonka then playfully remarks 
that he's very lucky every 

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basketball team in the country 
were trying to get him. 

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Which haha funny but Robert 
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He was the tallest man in the 
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He had to use braces just to 
walk and he was only 8 foot 11. 

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Most of the tallest man in the 
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because of health complications 
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taller than 9 feet. 
So make your quips Wonka. 

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But that kids probably going to 
die in his 20s because of you 

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and your workers. 
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The Oompa Loompas are completely
complicit throughout this. 

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They get as much Glee out of 
singing about child torture as 

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Willie does watching it. 
Wonka also definitely killed the

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Oompa Loompa. 
He talks about how we test. 

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I gave some to an old Oompa 
loompa once out in the backyard 

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and he went up and up and 
disappeared out of sight. 

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It was very sad. 
I never saw him again. 

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Oh my. 
God did some fizzy lifting 

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drinks on. 
Him. 

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Kill them. 
Fucking yeah. 

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He disappeared into the sky. 
He probably died when he when he

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got out of Earth's atmosphere. 
Oompa Loompa in a backyard once,

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but the Loompa didn't burp and 
proceeded to quote, go up up and

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disappear out of sight. 
End Quote. 

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Wonka thinks he might be on the 
moon by now, but I think he's a 

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stain on a sidewalk somewhere. 
But All in all, did this Wonka 

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kill children? 
Evidently, no. 

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I mean, they should be dead. 
But we can. 

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Well, he didn't they they left 
in the book. 

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They leave the factory alive, 
and that's what matters. 

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But if you get stretched to 10 
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are probably bursting that 
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You see them all walking home at
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So how do the movies handle 
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Oh, it is a good song. 
Hold. 

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Your breath make a wish count to
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Next stop on our tour is the 
1971 movie adaptation starring 

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Gene Wilder. 
Unfortunately, we don't get to 

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see the children leave the 
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so we only have what we can see 
inside the factory to go off of.

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Gloop still goes up the pipe and
is still liable to get poured in

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the boiler. 
Honestly, this guy's fate never 

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changes. 
We get the iconic Oompa Loompa 

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song afterwards. 
Oh my. 

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God banger, I've got a perfect 
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Which was among other songs like
The Candy Man and Pure 

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Imagination, written for the 
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Anthony Newly Man. 
If I had a nickel for every time

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I mentioned Leslie, Brickus and 
Anthony. 

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I feel like Chad, did you guys 
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Wonka? 
What do we think about that one?

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I didn't like how there was only
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I I like when there's many of 
them and I and he was, he was 

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like not very prominent in the 
film and it was a musical and I 

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didn't, I don't like musicals. 
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for two hours straight isn't 
very good. 

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But some of the songs were 
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But the actual premise of the 
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it was like the origin of him or
some shit. 

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And it was like, you know, he's 
a candy man trying to make 

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success, his own success. 
But I just, I would just rather,

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I would rather them run it back 
again and not do I would rather,

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I would rather than make the 
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exact fucking story from the 
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Shalamay be the lead. 
Oh my God, I remember the second

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one they made in the second one.
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Charlie's poor, but in the 
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Do you remember that one in the 
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Depp? 
He has like a house That's this.

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It's not upright. 
It's like worse than the Leaning

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Tower of Pisa. 
There's like 12 people in the 

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house. 
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And they're like dirty. 
They're they're like dirty and 

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they, they live near no one. 
They live in like the middle of 

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a field. 
They live in a field and it's 

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just like a house. 
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Factory 2005 house. 
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This is like an unlivable home. 
Like you can't. 

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You can't. 
This is not this is worse than 

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like a metal shack. 
This is like an unstructured 

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house. 
This is like collapsing and 

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killing the residents at any 
moment do you see this is like 

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leaning 45° to the left and you 
go inside and the inside, it's 

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like a rabbit hole. 
This is the inside of the house,

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by the way. 
They're all old. 

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They're all so old and they just
like they, they, they all kind 

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of chill on the same bed. 
There's like 4 of them on one 

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bed by the fire. 
And the one grandpa gets really 

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excited when it when they get 
the golden ticket. 

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Wow, I really need to rewatch 
Charlie and the Chocolate 

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Factory. 
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the inventing room, but before 
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to point out that it seems like 
Mike's teeth just get straight 

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up shattered here. 
Sweet lovers love the spring. 

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I mean his teeth aren't visibly 
cracked in the rest of the 

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movie, but like look at that, he
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By a shot in the mouth. 
His mom even says there's just 

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no way his mouth is fine after 
that. 

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Anyways, Violet gets turned into
a blueberry de juice, the whole 

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thing. 
You know the deal. 

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Would you roll the young lady 
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once, please? 
What for? 

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We're squeezing. 
She has to be squeezed 

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immediately before she explodes.
Explodes. 

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It's a fairly simple operation. 
Veruca Saltz demise is a little 

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different. 
In this version, she still goes 

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down a trash chute, but instead 
of the nut room, it's a room 

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with geese. 
Slang golden eggs after getting 

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her own musical number, which 
none of the other kids get. 

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By the way. 
What, you think you're better 

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than us, Veruca? 
Yes, yes she does. 

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She's ruled to be a bad egg and 
sent plummeting down the chute, 

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holding the last note of her 
song the whole time. 

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And a bad egg would presumably 
be thrown into like, a meat 

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grinder into a trash chute. 
So she probably either fell to 

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her death or got, like, 
viscerally crushed. 

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Yeah. 
Maybe in a furnace, too. 

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That's a long. 
That's a long yell down. 

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According to Wonka, she has 
about a 50% chance of getting 

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incinerated. 
Mike TV gets sent through the 

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TV, Wonka tells the Lumpas to 
stretch them out, and the Lumpas

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clearly know that they're about 
to fuck this kid up. 

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What's he saying? 
No, no, I won't hold you 

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responsible. 
This. 

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Am I going to be legally liable 
for what's about to happen to 

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this kid? 
Oh my God I forgot how fucking 

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funny some of these. 
Movies are instruction from 

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Wonka. 
Also makes Mike's makes Mike's 

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mom pass out or something. 
Now, my dearest lady, it's time 

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to say goodbye. 
No, no, don't speak. 

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For some moments in life there 
are no words. 

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Run along now. 
It's so shocking that she makes 

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a very strange acting choice. 
We'll just say that. 

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But again, we ask, did this 
Wonka kill children? 

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Maybe. 
Possibly, It's unclear. 

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He assures Charlie that they'll 
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old selves. 
But for some reason, I don't 

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know why, I don't trust him. 
Good morning, Starshine. 

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The Earth says hello. 
God he's so fucking weird in 

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that movie man. 
Why do they make him so fucking 

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weird? 
I think I'm so fucking weird. 

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Who is this? 
This is a famous kid. 

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Freddie Highmore. 
What else is he playing? 

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Oh, he plays in the good Doctor 
Bates Motel. 

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Oh yeah, he's like, famous. 
This this next part of our 

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journey is a little divisive. 
Tim Burton's adaptation, aside 

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from all the added daddy issues 
at the end, is a pretty faithful

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adaptation of the original book.
The Oompa Loompa song lyrics are

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taken directly from the book, 
the scenes inside the factory 

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are accurate, and we once again 
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factory after the tour. 
Augustus gets piped again. 

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You know the deal. 
We do get to see him violently 

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drowning in the boiling 
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That's cool. 
Add that to the laundry list of 

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reasons this would kill him. 
He does not get the same slim, 

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thick transformation that book 
Augustus got. 

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Instead he's like, maybe partly 
made of fudge. 

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Augustus, please. 
Don't eat your. 

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Fingers. 
But I taste. 

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So good. 
Either I'm reading too much. 

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But I taste so good. 
I love that accent. 

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Much into the fact that he has 
chocolate on his hands. 

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Or Wonka did some fucked up 
alchemy to turn this boy into a 

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sentient piece of fudge for 
Violet Beauregard. 

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The Loompas really wanted to add
insult to injury. 

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Or I guess just more injury. 
While they're macarenaing about 

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the kids traumatic experience, 
they also do a whole acrobatic 

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routine on her. 
Still very made of flesh and 

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nerves body. 
Also that scene probably gave so

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many people an inflation fetish.
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she has also acquired some 
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Maybe that gave some people a 
fetish too. 

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We also get the same fate as the
book for Veruca. 

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Here she gets carried down by 
the squirrels into the trash 

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chute in the nut sorting room, 
and gets the added bonus that 

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the incinerator isn't even 
working at the time, so she gets

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off pretty easy. 
The same can't be said for my. 

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Wow they made the Oompa Loompa 
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Like he's like a foot tall. 
The Raider isn't even working at

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the time so she gets off pretty 
easy. 

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The same can't be said for Mike.
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At this point in the movie, I 
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pretty tired of just watching 
all the child torture happen and

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they wanted to get in on it 
themselves. 

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My TV gets rocked and socked, 
thrown into a frying pan, 

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crushed by a guitar and get 
straight up swatted like a 

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family. 
Oh and I guess we can also throw

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in sexual assault for non 
consensually throwing him into a

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shower with a naked man in it. 
So broken bones. 

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Oh. 
My God yo, I do not remember 

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half of these scenes in this 
fucking movie. 3rd degree burns 

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and. 
And I feel like I've seen this 

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one more than any of the other 
ones. 

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I feel like I've seen the Johnny
Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate 

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Factory probably like 5 times. 
Trauma again. 

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It is a miracle that he's even 
walking out of the factory 

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normally here, but there's a 
huge problem with this picture. 

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None of these children are dead.
Man. 

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I was making this video to kind 
of point out how crazy. 

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Why? 
Are they not dead? 

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They should be dead. 
They should be getting packaged 

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into a fucking candy bar. 
Is it really Wonka is? 

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But it's kind of just making me 
sound crazy. 

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We're three titles in and I 
haven't been able to 

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definitively prove that any 
Wonka has killed children. 

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Was I lying? 
Was the title clickbait? 

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Are any children actually going 
to die? 

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Come on, let's see if the 
snozberries taste like 

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snozberries. 
The music halls. 

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The fates of the children are 
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and the West End version, so 
I'll be treating them as the 

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same thing, adding distinctions 
when necessary. 

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Gloop goes up the pipe. 
You'd think you would have 

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learned after the third time 
this happened. 

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And the Oompa Loompas are 
straight up sadistic. 

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I'm telling you, they are dead 
set on turning Augustus into 

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fudge, and based on the outcomes
of the other kids and the fact 

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that we don't see him again, I'm
inclined to believe that they 

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actually did. 
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after Violet turns into a 
blueberry, they don't even 

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bother getting her into the 
juicing room. 

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She just keeps swelling and 
swelling like a balloon, until 

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one of the Oompa Loompas shoots 
her with a blow dart, exploding 

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her and splattering her father 
with the skin and guts. 

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Only the shoes are left intact. 
And then Wonka, ever the 

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sympathetic type, tells the 
father to go scoop the remains 

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of his dead daughter out of the 
machinery, lest it ferment. 

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But that's that's not even the 
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On the West End, Veruca Salt 
gets sent down the trash chute 

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to be incinerated. 
Whatever, who cares? 

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On Broadway, she gets torn. 
OK, this is a pretty cool 

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musical. 
I might I might have to give it 

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a watch. 
You might have to give it a 

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watch. 
They kill people in this. 

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They kill people in the. 
Limb from limb by 

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anthropomorphic squirrels. 
No more egg sorters or trash 

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breaking your fall. 
Now the Oompa Loompas are 

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singing about breaking your 
spine and dislocating your 

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joints. 
And unlike the other children, 

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who are at least given the grace
and courtesy of dying off stage,

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Barucha gets cracked and shelled
like a bad nut in front of full 

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view of all the children in the 
audience. 

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Wow. 
Mike TV, at least we know, 

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escapes with his life. 
Except this time. 

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Is this a musical for children 
though? 

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If they're just killing all the 
kids in the in the musical, who 

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wrote this? 
Time. 

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Instead of being life 
threateningly tall, he stays 

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shrunk and is taken away in his 
mother's handbag as she says 

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this to him. 
He's saying now I'm small and my

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mommy, you can look after me all
day just like I did when you 

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were a little baby. 
Mommy's got a brand new little. 

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Helper. 
Now, I don't really want to get 

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into what that could mean for 
him. 

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You got issues, lady. 
So did this Wonka kill children?

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Yeah, kind. 
Of yeah, what the fuck does that

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mean? 
That is very odd. 

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A decent amount, mommy. 
'S got a little helper now for 

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what? 
Not a couple, at least three. 

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And so we've reached the end of 
our tour, we've gone through all

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the major titles, and now the 
only question left is what kind 

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of charges would each Willy 
Wonka be facing for their tours?

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Now take this with a grain of 
salt, I am not a lawyer. 

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I'm just some 20 year old kid 
with his heart on the sleeve and

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the world in his eyes. 
Also, be aware that I'm only 

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looking at the charges as they 
relate to the children. 

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I'm not going to be focusing on 
any of the OSHA violations of 

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the business practice. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Contamination, all these other 
things, their business would be 

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shot down for safety protocol. 
Is there anything like that? 

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So book Wonka, multiple counts 
of reckless endangerment of a 

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child, child endangerment, 
involuntary manslaughter for the

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Oompa Loompa and conspiracy Gene
Wilder Wonka reckless 

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endangerment of minors, 
aggravated battery. 

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That's for Mike's teeth 
shattering in the inventing 

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room, child endangerment in the 
hazardous workplace for the 

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nightmare tunnel, and criminal 
negligence. 

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For Johnny Depp's Wonka, 
multiple counts of reckless 

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endangerment and battery, 
aggravated assault and battery 

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by Oompa Loompas, child 
endangerment resulting in 

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serious bodily injury and aiding
and abetting assault. 

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Musical Wonka multiple counts of
murder, slash manslaughter, 

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aggravated assault, and battery 
with a deadly weapon. 

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Child endangerment. 
Deadly weapon. 

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Oh, the blow. 
Dart resulting in death, 

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conspiracy to commit murder, and
desecration of a corpse for 

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scooping Violet remains. 
So All in all, I started making 

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this video because I thought 
that Willy Wonka was a darker 

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character than people remembered
and I thought it would be fun to

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remind people of that, but I was
wrong. 

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I ended up just proving to 
myself that. 

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I don't know if you were wrong. 
I mean, I think I think they're 

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still crazy. 
I just don't think they killed 

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as many people as you thought 
the. 

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Version that most people know is
actually less dangerous than I 

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remember. 
Sadistic, sure, absolutely, but 

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not as much child murder. 
So to wrap it all up, did Willy 

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Wonka kill children? 
No, not really. 

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I mean in the musicals, yes, but
not in the version that. 

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I mean, I don't know because in 
the second one they or in the 

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third one they all walk out, but
in the second one they don't. 

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So I mean, they could be 
presumably dead. 

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But everyone knows. 
But maybe the real dead children

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were the friends we made along 
the way. 

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Oh my God, what is this fucking 
one piece? 

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That was a good video though. 
I'm going to pee. 

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And then we have one more video.