1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,920 Ranking awkward situations. Awkward situations. 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:09,800 Hey, what? The embarrassing moments, 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,720 awkward situations or losses, whatever you want to call it, 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,800 it's happened to all of us. And let's be real, we all have 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,600 that one memory that keeps us up at night. 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,240 And the crazy thing is, a lot of these situations are pretty 7 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:22,720 similar or the exact. Bro every. 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,720 Yeah, I think everybody's been through very similar awkward 9 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:28,120 situations in their life. First one. 10 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,440 Going in for a DAP up, they go in for a fist bump, switch, 11 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,040 switch, switch, awkward. And then you kind of like grab 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,600 their hand. It's like a bad one. 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:49,160 Rough, rough. Second one, you're in a hallway, 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,720 you go right thinking they're going to go left. 15 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,080 They go right, you both go left, you both go right, you both go 16 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,400 left. Fuck, you're doing a little 17 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,360 tango. Awkward. 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,960 Really awkward. You say something to somebody, 19 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,600 they don't hear you. Everyone else does. 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,680 You say it again, they don't hear you again. 21 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:17,200 You've now gotten aired twice. You have to go for the three 22 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,360 peat. You have to repeat yourself 23 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,080 again. Really awkward. 24 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,760 Exane So I've decided to rank every Oakland situation from 25 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,840 life will go on to fake your own death. 26 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,160 And in between those tears, we have. 27 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,080 Faking your own death? I feel like that's not even how. 28 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:39,960 How relatable is that? Oh fake your own death? 29 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,920 Meaning like you should fake your own death it it's that 30 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,880 awkward? I thought you meant faking your 31 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,080 own death is an awkward thing. And for our first awkward 32 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,640 situation was starting off pretty bad, I can't lie. 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:57,040 Cod declines with witness. Oh, I have had that happen like 34 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,960 3 to 4 times or you put in the pin wrong. 35 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,160 Have you ever put in the pin wrong like 3 times in a row and 36 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:09,280 you're just like fuck, fuck, you're a millionaire. 37 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Oh, it didn't decline because there wasn't money? 38 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,600 No. Your card can decline for a 39 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,760 variety of reasons. Now this one has levels because 40 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,080 sometimes the Epstein machine just be trolling and your car 41 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,520 just declined for the funds keys, but that's not that bad. 42 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,240 Just try again. But sometimes there's really 43 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,480 nothing you can do about it because you're broke. 44 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,720 And if you're anything like me, you have multiple accounts and 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,800 there's one that you transfer into to pay for something. 46 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,360 You know, so Apple doesn't take your last 20 bucks in your most 47 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,320 desperate hour, but that's easily recovered. 48 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,200 Fuck Apple Pay, bro. Fuck Apple Pay. 49 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,080 I don't know. I don't know why so many people 50 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,600 use that. I guess it's convenient, but 51 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,120 like, fuck, dude, I have a few friends that don't bring a 52 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,200 wallet anywhere and they're just like, oh, you guys don't take 53 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,480 tap to pay. I'm like, bro, you don't have 54 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,680 any other fucking form of payment on your person. 55 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,680 Oh dude, yeah, thanks for paying for that. 56 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,120 Do you take Apple Pay? No, no. 57 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,200 Oh, I already sent it. Oh well, it's going to be in 58 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,080 limbo for the next 30. Years because at least you 59 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,440 actually have the money. But for the sake of this video, 60 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,680 the way I'm going to be ranking this is either on the worst 61 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,360 experience on my own or something that I've seen happen 62 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,720 or I know happens to other people. 63 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,200 And if that doesn't make sense, just replay that part of the 64 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,120 video till you get it. I but with that in mind, this 65 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,200 situation is going in day ruined and it's not the fact that the 66 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,600 witness is going to think I'm broke. 67 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,400 That doesn't really matter unless it's somebody else. 68 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,640 I don't think that's a day ruined. 69 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,040 I think that's a damn actually. Card declined. 70 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,320 Damn actually I think it's day ruined if it's card declined and 71 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:41,080 you don't have another one. Like most people have like 2 72 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,640 cards, 3 cards you go oh that card got declined you RIP 73 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,320 another one. I think what's really haunted 74 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:51,720 forever is card declines. You RIP another one, card 75 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,960 declined, you RIP another one. They all decline. 76 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,040 Fuck, sorry. That doesn't really matter 77 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,200 unless it's somebody. Card declined on a date that's 78 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,440 worse. On a date with which nightmare 79 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,240 scenario? It's the idea of trying and 80 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,040 failing. Like you're such a crumb you 81 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,440 couldn't even put together the Dulles to make your card work. 82 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,480 Card decline, card decline, card decline. 83 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,760 I heard you the first time bro. Why you keep saying like a 84 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:18,240 robot? Go ahead chat GT looking there 85 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,720 and there's so many factors. I can make this so much worse, 86 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,160 but I'll say day ruined is the best place for this. 87 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,960 All right, on to our next situation. 88 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,960 We have stuttering on the quick interaction. 89 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,480 I stutter all the time bro. I think stuttering on stream 90 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,320 those less awkward and more funny than when you're 91 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,320 stuttering in an actual like person to person conversation. 92 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,520 Were you trying to make a joke? That's the worst. 93 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,320 I mean, I'll do it on stream, but like in person you're trying 94 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,920 to, you know, say something funny and then you just fucking 95 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,760 rip a bad stutter. Hey, what's going on? 96 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,680 Never mind. Thank you. 97 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,800 What the are you? Hey, how small world. 98 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:59,000 OK, that's like that. I this is a fucking skip, but 99 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,440 that would be next level I think. 100 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,280 I would just stop talking, walk away. 101 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,240 All right, it's never this bad ever. 102 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,400 But just to clarify what a quick interaction is, I'm referring to 103 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,720 any passing conversation. Like, sorry, I think I'm having 104 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,160 a stroke. I'll see you later. 105 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,960 That you might go through. I like the walk by conversation 106 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,600 where you do the whole hi how are you blah blah blah blah. 107 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,440 Even an interaction with. Oh my God, another not day 108 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,760 ruining. Have a good day. 109 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,760 You too, OK. And they go, what's 1 where it's 110 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,840 like you say, you too, but there's no point in saying you 111 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:40,640 too enjoy your food. You too, enjoy the movie. 112 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,200 You too. Safe flight. 113 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,880 You too. Yeah, shit like that. 114 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,760 That's bad. And you just keep walking. 115 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,960 Thank you. Thank you. 116 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,720 You too. Customer service or the walk by 117 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,600 compliment. I'll consider all that kind of 118 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,160 shit a quick interaction. Now this one calls towards the 119 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,920 high ranks. You know that quick burst of 120 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,640 cringe is almost unbeat, but I'm gonna just leave this in. 121 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,480 Damn, actually this one, like I said, it's just a quick burst of 122 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,840 shame. You know, I don't stress too 123 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,320 much about it. And in a realistic like worst 124 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,320 case scenario, it's easy to play off. 125 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,120 I love your jeans. I love you too. 126 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,920 The worst thing I've actually done is say how are you twice. 127 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,240 Like I said, hi, how are you? They said I'm good. 128 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,120 How are you? And then my dumb ass said I'm 129 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,200 good, how are you? But like I said, it's just a 130 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,440 damn actually now for something like this. 131 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,240 I don't think that's that awkward. 132 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,400 I've done that. Hey, how are you doing? 133 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,720 I'm good. How about you? 134 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,960 Or like you could even say like, what are you up to? 135 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,040 I'm doing this. How about you? 136 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,080 I'm doing this. How about you? 137 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,440 Oh, shit. I just asked that. 138 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,160 It's mine. Have a night. 139 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,840 Good. Have a good night. 140 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,200 Yeah, that's a day ruiner. But let's be real, that's not 141 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,440 realistic. All right, our next situation we 142 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,560 have knowing you're musty and somebody asking what that smell 143 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:58,840 is. Awful, awful situation to be in. 144 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,640 And sometimes the funk is genuinely beyond your control. 145 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,240 And honestly, this one is awful for that simple factor. 146 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,520 I don't know if I could relate to this. 147 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:11,440 I don't think I smell bad. Like I've had Bo before, but 148 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,520 like I don't think I've ever been in a situation where I 149 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,280 smell like shit and then somebody says it. 150 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,280 I've had a situation where I've ripped ass and somebody goes who 151 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,160 ripped ass and I go couldn't tell you. 152 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,760 And. It's also the idea of, I don't 153 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,720 know, having that. Wasn't me, you fucking fart. 154 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,360 Suspicion and then getting them confirmed and now you don't even 155 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,840 feel. You don't feel human, you feel 156 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,880 like. You ever RIP ass in like your 157 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,720 own domicile? Like your own little Dome in a 158 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,800 public place and you're like, oh, I'll be fine. 159 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,960 And then as you fart, somebody like walks in your general 160 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,960 direction and you're like, oh, they're going to smell that. 161 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,960 That's awkward. I've experienced that. 162 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,080 A biohazard don't even want to lift your arms up in fear of 163 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,880 like increasing the smell threefold. 164 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,160 Or people might trace this in an. 165 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:02,440 Elevator you Oh my God, you you're you're on floor one. 166 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,200 You're going to like 420 or some shit. 167 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,920 You RIP ass and then it stops at floor 8. 168 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:13,040 You go, the guy walks in. Yeah, there was like somebody 169 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,640 else in here that just like fucking reeked of poop, man. 170 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:19,200 I'm just like, hey, before, before you even breathe in, I'm 171 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,120 just going to stop you right there at 46. 172 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,760 There was somebody else that like, farted. 173 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,720 I think he would shit his pants or something. 174 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,040 Both the smell, it feels like this meme you hit for 30 years 175 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,640 and Easy Haunted forever. It's really that one aspect of 176 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,559 the call out that makes it so much worse. 177 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:40,000 You know this. You ever OK, this is a relatable 178 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,960 thing made. A lot of people are going to go, 179 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,880 they're going to make fun of me for this, but I don't give a 180 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,640 fuck because I'm going to say it. 181 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,560 I haven't experienced this in quite some time. 182 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:52,600 However, have you ever been wearing like jeans or something? 183 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,160 And this is only relatable for guys. 184 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,400 And you got to pull your dad, your your pants down to pee and 185 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,880 you kind of like underestimate how far down you pulled your 186 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,240 pants. And then you kind of just start 187 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,600 peeing and it like clips the fold of your jeans. 188 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,280 And then you just like piss all over yourself. 189 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,480 It's like that. And and then you you like 190 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,560 recover, but it's like too late. And now there's like piss on 191 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:25,560 you. And then you go wash your hands 192 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,680 and you like kind of like pat them on your pants around and 193 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:32,400 you walk out and you're like, man, dude, I just fucking no 194 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:38,480 paper towels. Fuck, man, there's no paper 195 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,600 towels. It's never like to the point 196 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,160 where it's like, it looks like you pissed yourself, but like 197 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,360 there's like a spot. You know, I'm a girl. 198 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,880 Why is this such a common experience and you women 199 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,480 experience that as well? I feel like I I said it was a 200 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,680 guy thing because I'm like, I don't know in what scenario that 201 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:59,720 would happen or yo, have you ever, have you ever been shit? 202 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,840 It's like a not one of those small circular toilets, one of 203 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:06,440 those long ones at like an airport and you're taking a shit 204 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:10,280 and you're pissing, but like you're peeing through the gap of 205 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:15,200 the toilet seat and the the toilet and you just piss on the 206 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:21,960 back of your pants. That shit's so ass. 207 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,720 That shit is so ass. All right, next awkward 208 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,520 situation we have getting an answer confidently wrong. 209 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,040 This one is an easy damn, actually. 210 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,080 OK, it's very easy to not care, but it's addition of the word 211 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,040 confidently. That guess is just above. 212 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,640 Life will go on and people really have no shame about this 213 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,120 one. How many continents are there? 214 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,560 OK, ma'am, how many continents there's? 215 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,560 Hundreds. There's. 7 But anyways, until 216 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,760 our next situation. Someone trying to shake your 217 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,520 hand when you have wet hands now. 218 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,840 Oh, I always say my hands are wet. 219 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,400 It's that's life will go on. That is not that bad. 220 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,240 I go, sorry, my hands are wet. I just wash my hands. 221 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,760 Should have wrote sweaty hands there, but I like the mysterious 222 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,160 nature sweaties. Worse, but you just say you wash 223 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,760 your hands. Just saying wet, but I just feel 224 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,320 like all the assumptions of wet hands are just weird. 225 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,840 And even look at both case scenarios with a handshake 226 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,160 right? You go through with the 227 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,720 handshake with some wet ass hands and now you're just gross. 228 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,440 Or you're going to have to explain how your hands are just 229 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,720 too moist for all that. But if somebody used to have 230 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,120 sweaty hands for literally no reason, I couldn't really 231 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,600 explain. I don't want to shake your hands 232 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,160 because my hands are too sweaty. I'd rather try and do a sneaky 233 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,200 little hand wipe. But if you get caught doing it 234 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,400 it's like you know what the fuck did he previously have in his 235 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,800 hand before that weak ass wipe? And maybe I'm overthinking it, 236 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,120 but like I said, it's going to be based on my own personal 237 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,920 experiences. So I'ma just put it in the 238 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,600 lowest tier of day ruined because I feel like damn 239 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,000 actually doesn't give it justice. 240 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,080 Damn actually. And for our next awkward 241 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,080 situation we have getting caught in the nobody will see me fit. 242 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,000 And to quickly explain what the nobody will see me fit is, this 243 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,080 is the fit you wear when you're going like maybe grocery 244 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,440 shopping with your parents or something. 245 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,120 You know you got no clean clothes, night shoes ain't even 246 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,160 matching Doo Doo stain shirt. And if you try to hold a certain 247 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,400 level of swag, you know this is a high level. 248 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,440 Damn, actually I'm keen in putting this in day. 249 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,800 Ruined. It's like a Walmart fit, like 250 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,160 some 11:00 PM. Shit, I'm genuinely going 251 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,680 outside sagging some lightly shat drawers tonight. 252 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,800 I'm kidding, but I've had some stained T-shirts here and there. 253 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,600 All right, next situation. Autocorrect butchering your 254 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,920 message. Now I got one prime example 255 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,240 Apple when I type OMWI want to write away. 256 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:33,360 I on my way on my way. MW not on my way with. 257 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,960 On my way big 8X, but everybody knows that that's like the most 258 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,640 relatable 1. So I don't think I don't think 259 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,760 that that's a life will go on because that's an autocorrect 260 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,000 example. Like there's other worse 261 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,320 autocorrects, but on my way it's like, if you type that shit, 262 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,320 nobody's going, ah, this guy's a hornball. 263 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,520 It's like, oh, it's just fucking. 264 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,080 Autocrine nation marks? Does it look like I'm hoping in 265 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,280 an Avengers quinjet to get there in express time? 266 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,120 No, don't make it look like that. 267 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,240 Now that one isn't very awkward. OK, He's just ruining my aura. 268 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,000 Chill. And the last thing you know is 269 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,440 less of an auto correct problem and more of a me problem. 270 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,240 You know how you and I on a keyboard are right next to each 271 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,120 other? Yeah, well, like most people, I 272 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,200 don't type you out because I'm not a drone. 273 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,960 I just write the letter U. But sometimes I end up clicking 274 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,840 I and now my whole sentence is gone and I look schizophrenic. 275 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,160 Next is making eye contact through a mirror. 276 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,880 OK, this is very life will go on. 277 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:32,960 Oh, barbershop shit. Today, literally today, you're 278 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,640 sitting there and you're looking in the mirror and you see 279 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,760 somebody behind you and they're staring at you and you're 280 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:44,760 staring at them. That or at the gym. 281 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,720 At the gym it's. Awkward. 282 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,680 I just really don't like this one. 283 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,720 Just unnatural and we have back-to-back. 284 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,880 Life will go on. OK, Your parents bringing up an 285 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,440 embarrassing childhood story. Yeah, I did some dumb ass shit 286 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,360 as a child but I never stacked bricks on a glass table and then 287 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,480 look surprised when the glass table shattered under the weight 288 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:08,800 of multiple bricks. Oh no, next we got. 289 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,200 That's that's where that audio comes from. 290 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,400 Oh no. Ripping ass. 291 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,000 I think this was originally meant to be like. 292 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,040 I RIP ass all the time. Got fought or something but I'm 293 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,600 a wreck on this one after the sit and crack incident the crack 294 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,720 was crazy. I'm a change this one to crack 295 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:29,040 exposure and we are getting our very first haunted forever. 296 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,360 What's that one video where the guy does a backflip on a news 297 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,720 station, eats shit and then rips ass? 298 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:47,640 I need to see that video. Oh Jesus, Oh my God, on the news 299 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,400 too. Hey, that's my shoulder. 300 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,320 If I ever found that I had crack exposure and people were 301 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,320 plotting throwing coins down the slot on my cheeks, I'm going off 302 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,560 grid. Three months min. 303 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,080 So you can imagine my reaction when I saw these shorts being 304 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,040 advertised and YouTube. This is very clearly fabric. 305 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,360 OK, there's no actual exposure, but I tell you one thing, I very 306 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,880 much regret searching up funny ass crack shorts. 307 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,800 Not a whole lot of funny in those results. 308 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,720 OK, next, mishearing somebody and giving a completely 309 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,560 unrelated response. Number one, your question is, 310 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,520 what is your biggest mistake? The biggest big state? 311 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,520 I find this one just funny. You know, less in the realm of 312 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,440 awkward, and I don't have bad hearing, but I do have my days. 313 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,840 And after I've hit the home, what was that? 314 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,640 Sorry, I just default to smiling and nodding. 315 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,160 You know the confused Mexican method. 316 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,200 Now in the evil timeline, this happens to you. 317 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,280 I think the worst is like, this is I don't know if this is 318 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,120 relatable. It will be at some point. 319 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,320 You're at a bar. It's a packed bar. 320 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,160 It's loud. And this is one of those bars 321 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,240 where you're having a conversation like this and 322 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,440 you're already kind of drunk in every guy's beer breath. 323 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,960 And you're like, yeah, so no, it's really nice to meet you as 324 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,040 well. So it like that level of volume. 325 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,720 They say something, you go, sorry, what? 326 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,480 They say it again, I can't hear you. 327 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:05,080 They say it again. What They say it again, You 328 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:10,240 still didn't hear it. You go, Oh yeah, just banking 329 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,360 that like it's not a question, like, Oh yeah, walk away. 330 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,880 Bring like a job interview and you say some dumb ass shit. 331 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,880 Something exciting about yourself. 332 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,240 I just graduated from the crib college next last year ago. 333 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,480 When the circles are out the box. 334 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,240 I'm also an English teacher who speaks French when I play Uno 335 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,240 since I'm a tennis coach for the swim team because of water. 336 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,560 Drowned, but still, that's pretty easy to recover from, so 337 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:32,800 I'm just going to put this one in. 338 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,480 Damn. Actually, All right, our next 339 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,880 situation, walking into a glass door. 340 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:41,960 That's worse than pulling a push door or pushing a pull door all. 341 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,680 Right, our next situation, walking into a glass door. 342 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,240 All right buddy, are you a family? 343 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,240 It's one of those things you're not necessarily stupid for 344 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,520 doing, but at that current moment we are not showing 345 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:57,640 intelligence. And not to mention this is one 346 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,520 of the meanest aura losses. I'm imagining a worst case 347 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,920 scenario. Like you're surrounded by 348 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,359 complete strangers and they see that dead ass. 349 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:10,040 Avoid this at all. Cut scenario like you're 350 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,000 surrounded by complete strangers and they see that dead ass. 351 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,480 What do you thought he was just open? 352 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,800 Avoid this at all costs. This is going in day ruined and 353 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,319 then next we have accidentally liking a post from 2017. 354 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:28,800 Oh, that's, that's that's I need to die. 355 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,440 I need to die. Fake your own death. 356 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,800 Liking a picture from 2017. That's almost 10 years ago. 357 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:45,920 Wow delete delete your account. So I yo you like a post from 358 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:51,240 2017, go hit one of those Mr. Beast phishing links that second 359 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,360 willingly get your account hacked and then go I'm sorry my 360 00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:01,080 account got hacked. Now it doesn't specifically have 361 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,680 to be 2017, you know, just a post from way back, but this is 362 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:08,080 a horrible, horrible scenario now. 363 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,920 Lock them, they're still going to see the notification. 364 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,920 Everyone stalks everyone's pages. 365 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,600 I it's normal, let's not try to act like it's not unless I'm the 366 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,640 weird one. But it doesn't change the fact 367 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,720 that it still feels like some creeper stalker shit. 368 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,840 But for me, the second I see that red heart fill up the 369 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:26,000 screen. Bro said wait really now I got 370 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,800 some, I got some people panicking in my chat now wait 371 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,840 dead ass. This one is going and fake your 372 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,760 own death simply because one of my homeboys deactivated this 373 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,600 whole last Instagram account because of this shit. 374 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,880 In the modern era, that's as good as faking your own death. 375 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,680 All right, our next situation, sending a screenshot to the 376 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,880 person that you screenshot. I've done that. 377 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,520 Got it. Now this one probably sounds 378 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,080 stupid as fuck to the people who haven't done it like you're 379 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,800 thinking how do you even do it? But bro I don't know, not going 380 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,520 to get into too many details but somebody was saying some 381 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,840 bullshit and I just had to send it to a friend and my dumb ass 382 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,840 sent the screenshots to the person. 383 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,720 I screenshot it and I I had the audacity to say look at this 384 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,560 dude bro. A shame, shame and I'm forever 385 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,880 happy it wasn't somebody that I actually knew and it was just a 386 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,080 stranger. Block method went crazy on that. 387 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,520 But I think about this shit at least twice a month and that's 388 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,920 exactly why it's going in. Haunted forever being forced to 389 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:21,840 watch a long unfunny video. I think it's more awkward for 390 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,560 the person that shows you that. I think if you show somebody a 391 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,200 funny video and then you have to give it No, it is. 392 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,320 It is awkward being the guy that has to watch it because then you 393 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,000 got to fake a laugh. You gonna be like huh? 394 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,960 Can we set international law banning showing videos on your 395 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,960 phone longer than 30 seconds? I I have Jen Z attention span 396 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,520 itis. I think you could send people 397 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,680 videos longer than 30 seconds, but I think if you're showing 398 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,480 your friend a funny video, it has to be like at most a minute. 399 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,280 It's a real thing he really quiet for real let's he know 400 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,160 you. That 20 seconds of that lame ass 401 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,000 video you're showing me. It's equivalent of watching 402 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,160 paint dry for two hours. In order of this, let me show 403 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,960 you a video I found funny. Fried chicken, white rice, 404 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,400 macaroni and cheese. It's really the comments though. 405 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:06,160 White Rose macaroni cheese. All right, Next up we have the 406 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,400 mutual friend leaving and then having to find an excuse to 407 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,240 leave too. Top tier awkwardness. 408 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,480 Sorry all. That. 409 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,480 Fun, fake your own death as a mutual friend. 410 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,880 I don't think you understand how selfish it is to be the first 411 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,840 one to leave, especially if it's a situation where I genuinely 412 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,080 don't know the person. Yeah, it is Dick Hatchet. 413 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:30,160 I think that's like if you're, I think the example where they're 414 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,680 saying mutual friend is like, say you guys know Chris, I'm 415 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,240 friends with Chris. Say Chris wants me to go hang 416 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,520 out with his friends that I've never met before. 417 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,880 And then I'm hanging out and it's us two and five other 418 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,560 people and Chris goes, all right, I got to go and then 419 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,280 leaves me there with them. That's lame. 420 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,520 But I don't think most friends would do that. 421 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,920 What's a mutual friend like you and your one friend like your 422 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,880 friends? The middle connection in a FIFA 423 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,240 game, you have a green line to your friend. 424 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,720 Your friend is green lines to other people, but you have red 425 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,280 lines to them and you're getting brought into that group. 426 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,200 It over a period of time. It's it's like, OK, you can just 427 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:16,240 hang out with them, but off RIP you can't like Chris. 428 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,520 I used to have a red line with like overtime you become friends 429 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,200 with those people, but you can't do that off RIP. 430 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,760 You know, holy analogy. That's what it is. 431 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,600 It's just video game Cam. You have no Cam like I used to 432 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,240 be red lines with Chris, not green lines with Chris, but I 433 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,640 got green lines with Chris through a green line of a friend 434 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,200 that I had previously. What is a red line? 435 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:40,920 0 chemistry. You are a player for a Spanish 436 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:49,160 FIFA team and you're playing with a South Korean FIFA player. 437 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,360 I think another awkward situation is when you mix friend 438 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,040 groups. I think some friend groups mix 439 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,080 well. I think some don't, like you 440 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:05,040 have one main friend group that you hang out with and you go 441 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,880 like, OK, I'm going to invite people like gaming. 442 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,040 Gaming. It's usually more awkward to me. 443 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,880 Like in person, I think people get along no matter what because 444 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,320 it's like you're kind of forced to. 445 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,000 But I think on the game it's weirder where you have like a 446 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,960 say three people you play video games with and the group of like 447 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,360 5 people you play video games with and then you go, I'm going 448 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,760 to merge the two, but. What what mic do I have selected 449 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,840 Why it sound like I'm in the tub? 450 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,240 I actually back to the story now. 451 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,920 So I had a friend I used to play Fortnite with and one day he 452 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,520 says his cousin is going to be playing with us. 453 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,000 And keep in mind at the time I'm like 10 and his cousin was like 454 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,800 16 which in my prepubescent eyes as a grown man of 25, you know 455 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,880 Disney had me believing this is what teenagers look like. 456 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,200 Then after like 4 games my friend just randomly leaves, 457 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,840 didn't even get after he said bye just said I gotta go dipped 458 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,320 and it wasn't even. I would just leave too bro the 459 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,440 fuck. I feel like that's such an easy 460 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,240 dip. In one of those situations where 461 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,400 he was being overly loud and this ethnic dad walks in. 462 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,200 Sorry, sorry. What happened when I'm gonna 463 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,880 take in the PlayStation disconnected and put the whole 464 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,840 thing in your ass? But for some reason neither of 465 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,240 us wanted to be the first one to leave and we ended up playing 466 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,360 another game. Not one word was exchanged the 467 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,160 whole time. I think I said some shit got 468 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,120 aired. We all, everyone got their 469 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:25,680 seatbelts on. No, Oh no seatbelts on guys. 470 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200 And then afterwards, the guy was talking about some dinners 471 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,600 ready. It was 11:00 PM. 472 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,640 He lived in the same city as me. I ain't believing it, man. 473 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,880 I've had that, I've had that. What tournament was it? 474 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,360 Were you guys were counting how many times I got aired? 475 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,800 That shit sucked. Rather that happened like 15 476 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,360 times. It was in like 1 stream. 477 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:46,520 I just kept getting aired. And it's so much worse in 478 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,520 person, too. And I know some people feel like 479 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,800 fake. Your own death is a little high 480 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,560 for this. No, it's not. 481 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,760 All right. Next up is air bowling, Adm. 482 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,680 And I'm gonna add slash cold approach. 483 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,640 And this one, you know, I'm gonna just go ahead and put in 484 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,200 life will go on. All right, let's get 485 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,600 motivational with this one. I know, I know we've all put up 486 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,000 some bad shots, all right, And we've all missed. 487 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,280 But hey, never as bad as this guy. 488 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,600 Excuse me, man. Excuse me, man. 489 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,800 Excuse me man. Excuse me. 490 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,080 Excuse me. Hello. 491 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,080 Am I triggering it? Hello. 492 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:21,640 Excuse me. Hi. 493 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,320 The range is huge on this one, but it has to go in the top 494 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,920 tier. I've seen way too many things. 495 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,240 All right, next we have getting caught midlop. 496 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,720 All right, this one is shame cubed and there's so many 497 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,040 situations that can be used to interpret this one. 498 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,400 But I think the best place for this is wanted forever. 499 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,000 Like I'm a very low level lopper so I don't have experiences that 500 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,720 would justify faking my own death. 501 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,040 But let me show you this clip. Analyze this real quick. 502 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,840 We got *** taking flicks of Ferrari steering wheels acting. 503 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,400 Like he's driving an actual Ferrari. 504 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,400 Like this is his view. In a fucking store. 505 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,600 In a public server to come on bro. 506 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,840 And then we have this guy to come and saying Ferrari is not 507 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,880 this expensive. All right, we got Bill Gates 508 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,760 over here. But what would be that fake your 509 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,480 own death level of awkward would be a situation where you can't 510 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,240 justify the LOP without sounding like a loser. 511 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,240 Like an example taking a photo outside of somebody else's. 512 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,840 Oh my God, Taking a photo of somebody else's car is probably 513 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,200 the most embarrassing thing ever. 514 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,040 Like I've seen shit like that. Like if you're a rich guy and 515 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,960 you pull up and somebody's taking a picture in front of 516 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,320 your car, that is like, actually loser shit. 517 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,240 Like that's so embarrassing. Yeah, dude, It's like you, you 518 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,920 can take a picture of a car. I don't think that's weird. 519 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,720 Like, if you see, like, a Lamborghini on the street, take 520 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,680 a picture of it. But if you're like going to pose 521 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,480 in front of the car weird or you sit on it, What if it's a kid, 522 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,120 bro? If it's like a 10 year old, 523 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,080 that's different because the 10 year old thinks the 524 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,120 Lamborghini's cool and he's going to show his friends. 525 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,520 But if you're fucking 30 and you're like, yo, flick me up 526 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:55,160 next to this fucking Bugatti. I just really liked your cop, 527 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,120 but if you were to say something like I was just going to pretend 528 00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,240 it was mine and post it on Instagram, you have. 529 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,600 You have to be a psychopath to say that without shame. 530 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,480 What me and my friends will do is we'll post up next to random 531 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,600 non expensive cars. When I'm drunk at a bar and we 532 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:18,040 are walking to the next and we pass like a 2010 Honda Civic, my 533 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:22,440 friend will go flick me up. Yeah, in front of a Kia, lime 534 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,520 green Kia Soul and I'll flick him up and he'll like post up 535 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,120 next to the car. Same thing with even just 536 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,000 lopping about liking a show or something. 537 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,760 You're going to explain to people that you are lopping. 538 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,480 And then we'll continue the bit because I'll take a picture of 539 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,080 him and then my friend will take a picture of me taking a picture 540 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,560 of him. And then my other friend will 541 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,840 take a picture of him taking a picture of me taking a picture 542 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,000 of him. Because you wanted to fit in or 543 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,360 to seem smart. Nobody wants to hear the 544 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,480 psychology behind the lame ass shit that they do, let alone 545 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,360 admit it. We so deep into this video. 546 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,920 This shit is going to be a nightmare to edit. 547 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,560 Might take me approximately 2 months, but I'm but I'm. 548 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,320 But I'm gonna try to get through these next ones a little 549 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,480 quicker. Next one is waving back at 550 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,640 somebody who wasn't waving at you. 551 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,160 Like, my goodness, we got another video there. 552 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,720 Let me stop. Next one is waving back at 553 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,320 somebody who wasn't waving at you. 554 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,200 We actually have another fake yo in death. 555 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,040 If you've done this, then you understand. 556 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,360 And it's so much work. Well, if I don't know, if I 557 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,600 don't know who they are, I always turn around 1st. 558 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,120 That's if you say something too. Big weekends? 559 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,200 Yeah, dude. It was. 560 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,000 Actually, classic Jackson. You cannot tell me this is not 561 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,480 top 10 cringiest clips of all time. 562 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,280 All right? Even if it's a skit, you still 563 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,480 get that second hand embarrassment and everybody 564 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,560 knows that one DDG clip. Maybe it's the fact that you 565 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,680 thought somebody was talking to you but they weren't. 566 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,680 I don't know, but it just makes you feel subdued. 567 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,440 All right, next one we have walking in the same direction as 568 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,760 somebody multiple times. Life will go on. 569 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,680 Not even an awkward situation, really. 570 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,880 We just have the same path, different destinations. 571 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,560 Unless you're like black and intimidating and I don't want 572 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,520 you following me at night. You say bye to somebody and you 573 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,200 both leave in the same direction. 574 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,000 All right, next, dropping something that once dropped, 575 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,560 it's gone. So this is stuff like food 576 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,360 plates, you know, that shit that shatters on impact, or even 577 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,200 dropping something at a place that you don't want to be 578 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,160 dropping shit. Why this is so much worse than 579 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,560 just normally dropping? Why would we do a broad jump 580 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,560 over a fucking sewer? Grate something is that you had 581 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,240 one job mindset. Okay, last thing you want to do 582 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,960 is drop the item. You dropped it. 583 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,800 This is an easy day ruined. Next we have tripping in public 584 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,040 but trying to play it off. Another day ruined. 585 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,480 All right, this shit is never slick. 586 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,560 Trying to play it off low key makes it worse too. 587 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,760 Turning and talking to somebody else who's not there. 588 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,200 Now this one used to be a forever haunted level entity. 589 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,840 Like I used to frequently think about the moments I've done this 590 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,080 and it's always while I was talking some absolute nonsense 591 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,720 or doing some tomfoolery, but this has happened to me. 592 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,080 Oh my God, you have you ever tried to get into the wrong car? 593 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,560 This reminds me of that where you like to turn to the wrong 594 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,600 person. Have you ever parked in a spot 595 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,240 and like 3 spots down somebody has the same exact car as you 596 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,760 and you go to open it and you're like oh shit this is my car. 597 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,640 I've done that before and the car was unlocked and I opened it 598 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,520 and sat in the passenger seat when I was like 12 and I 599 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,840 remember going this just doesn't look like my mom's car. 600 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,640 And then I got out and went oh fuck. 601 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,640 So many times that it's actually just become a damn actually. 602 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,320 Like actually. So second law I'm introducing in 603 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,160 this video. When you're walking bro, keep 604 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,320 your lane, keep your pace, keep your distance. 605 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,280 I'm turning around and looking for something that should be 606 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,000 there and I'm greeted by some random ass guy holding the door 607 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,760 open way too early. Calling your teacher mom? 608 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:53,120 That's a good one. I feel like you stopped doing 609 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,960 that pretty quickly though. I've called, I've the last time 610 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,040 I called a teacher, mom was probably like fifth grade. 611 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,800 It's a little awkward, but it's awkward with a kind gesture. 612 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,000 But at the same time, you know it's not ideal. 613 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Now I'm going to save my words because I live in one of them 614 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,480 TikTok POV's where you have a limited amount of words for the 615 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,200 day or lifetime, I don't know. But I'm going to put this in. 616 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,000 Life will go on. And finally, our last awkward 617 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,480 situation, Mike echoing if you've ever had ME allegations, 618 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:26,200 you know the stress *** with. ME or it'll be this was like OG 619 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,720 right? Your turtle beach is on Xbox PS 620 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,720 days, like somebody going yo who's breathing in the mic right 621 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:41,560 now and you're just gone. Dead ass launching full on 622 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,440 investigations trying to find out who had an echoing mic and 623 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,720 for the longest time I was running this shitty ass total 624 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,840 beach 1 sided headset which let me not get started on it. 625 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,960 Is your mic good now? I think I think stick stick, 626 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,440 stick stick. But final ranking this is going 627 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,920 at the very tippity top of Haunted Forever. 628 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:03,320 What about you, dude? I fucking love St. 629 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,600 Don videos. St. 630 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,440 Don might be portioning Corey level when it comes to his 631 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,200 uploads feed. Yeah, he is quick with videos 632 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,040 too. That was good. 633 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,320 All right, next video.