1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,200 Hello, this is Jerry from 2 Blokes from Blighty. 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:06,000 And today before we get into the episode, we're going to hear 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:13,080 from a very beautiful podcast duo in Josh and Alex from 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,520 Talking. Hey Josh, I'm finally ready to 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,720 do something fun every Wednesday. 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:22,560 Alex finally we're going to talk superheroes, movies, animation, 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,320 comics and much, much more. Right, yes, but we're also going 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,640 to talk Star Trek. Make it so, my friend, catch 9 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,240 talking smack every Wednesday on your pod. 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,480 Catcher of choice. We'll see you there. 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,720 Smack heads. I do love that he calls you 12 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,360 smack head at the end of it. It's good, good advert. 13 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,440 I love Josh. We all love Josh. 14 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,600 I hear Thunder, but there's no rain. 15 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,640 This kind of Thunder breaks walls and window panes. 16 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,520 Welcome back to two blokes from Blighty. 17 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:17,280 I normally say here I'm joined as ever by my brother Tim 18 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,560 Fitzgerald. But Tim is not here. 19 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,400 He's 6000 miles away. If you're following his 20 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,720 Instagram, he's spending a ludicrous amount on mystery box 21 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,880 vending machines and getting absolutely fuck all for the 22 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,600 pleasure. But I'm joined instead by the 23 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,200 most lovely man in all of podcasting. 24 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,840 I'm joined by Dan. How are you, Dan? 25 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,480 I'm really excited to be on here and yeah, I like to think of 26 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,840 myself as an honorary brother, an honorary. 27 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,080 Brother, it's not even honorary at this point. 28 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,200 It's just just straight up brother Dan, how are you? 29 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,000 I'm excited, of course. Well, yeah, I'm very good, thank 30 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,920 you. It's a yeah, it's a it's an 31 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:02,740 honour to be asked back on here and as kind of, well as a Co 32 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:05,600 host, no, no less tonight. Co host? 33 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,560 Yeah, there's none of this guest nonsense. 34 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:12,840 Well, you were the first and only guest we've had on 2 blokes 35 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,280 from Blatty. That was a long time ago and I 36 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,040 believe what you said before that podcast was that you were 37 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,960 worried you'd get yourself cancelled. 38 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,720 Are you feeling the same tonight? 39 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:27,320 I I, I was literally going to say I'm both nervous and excited 40 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,240 that that that feeling has persisted since you approached 41 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,800 me about this. But yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm going to 42 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,600 mark another little notch, as it were. 43 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,840 So I won the weird news in season 1. 44 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,480 I've been a guest. I've yeah, I won a joke in a 45 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,640 week, which I don't think I'm going to do this week. 46 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,520 Spoiler alert already, but yeah, now, now cohost. 47 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,840 So, yeah. But we've we've great 48 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:55,200 responsibility comes great fear. Rightly so, that's how we like 49 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,640 to instill all of our codes. Me and Tim are constantly 50 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:03,200 terrified, whether that be of cancellation or of our own 51 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,280 demise. So, Dan, I believe you have been 52 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,000 an absolute gentleman and encouraged us to keep our 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,040 format. So our listener, that's it. 54 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:18,040 One really feels at home here. Are you ready to get into public 55 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,720 quiz question? Absolutely. 56 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,720 Let me play that Jingle. Pub quiz question of the week. 57 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,800 Not a Jingle. That's a sound effect at best. 58 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,320 What we have there is a fucking Jingle, Tim. 59 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,360 It feels like he's here in the room. 60 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,600 Doesn't. I was going to say I had a 61 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,520 little tear in my eye then because I miss him so much. 62 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:49,120 So Dan is very kindly I said that before, like I didn't know 63 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,480 the answer. Dan's very kindly messaged me in 64 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:54,960 advance and said I've got some pub quiz questions for you Joey. 65 00:03:54,960 --> 00:04:00,360 So yes, the floor is yours mate. Yeah, I didn't know if these 66 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,320 were going to be too easy or too difficult, so we'll we'll just 67 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,880 go through them and see what happens. 68 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:05,800 It's. A low bar. 69 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:10,280 It's a constant lobe. I thought I'd start topical, 70 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,520 actually talking about Tim. I was going to say, what's the 71 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,760 national flower of Japan? The cherry blossom. 72 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,440 One out of 10 you go. Get in there. 73 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,040 You could have really turned around and got one out of one 74 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,720 wrong. Now you're 100% so far. 75 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,800 Let's go for this one. I've started before anyone 76 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,600 shouts at me, I've started off with a couple of easy ones just 77 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,800 to to get him in a full sense of security. 78 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,040 So how many stripes are there on the US flag? 79 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,800 50. I know it's the stars. 80 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:55,760 Oh shit, 26 I don't. I'm not American. 81 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,640 Why would I know that? We went 50% of that. 82 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,120 Oh, so that's it? I'm wrong? 83 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,960 This is how you said it was easy, Dan? 84 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,240 Oh wait, did I cut it right? So did I get it right? 85 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:14,520 No, it's 13, but I've given the answer away, so let's do another 86 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:19,720 one. It's up a brewery. 87 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,160 Welcome to two blokes from Blighty. 88 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,720 Dan bit right? I've ruined the show. 89 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,960 What's that? 3 minutes? 90 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,320 I've got a couple alike. I want to, I want to say all of 91 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:33,360 them now. OK, what is added to a martini 92 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,960 to make it a dirty martini? Mud. 93 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,160 OK, maybe we should leave that till the end then. 94 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,080 I have no idea. As someone who doesn't drink, I 95 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:48,120 don't know what I don't know what a dirt is it. 96 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:53,240 A cloudy martini is it? A specific something? 97 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,400 What do you think? No clues. 98 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,680 No clues. We'll leave this. 99 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,320 Milk. There you go. 100 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,440 There's my guest, Dan. No, no. 101 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,600 You. Mean I'll feel the answer at the 102 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,400 end. We'll reveal the answer at the 103 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,200 end, although I have to tell you so we're recording this on a 104 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,280 Tuesday, so Dan doesn't hasn't listened to last week's episode. 105 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,240 We forgot to give the answer to the question. 106 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,080 So Dan, you're going to know it and no one else will. 107 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,920 The answer to what is the smallest mammal on the planet is 108 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,200 some kind of shrew. That's all. 109 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,960 I edited the episode and uploaded it and I text him 110 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,320 immediately after saying shit. We forgot the answer to the pub 111 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:37,160 quiz question and he said that's what's called a cliffhanger. 112 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,080 I'm going to look really clever in the discord tomorrow now I'm 113 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,040 going to, I'm going to say I knew it straight away and. 114 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:45,720 Then seven days later, you'll be exposed. 115 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:52,720 Dan, we've got we often what we will today as well move on to a 116 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,440 day of the week. So, Are you ready to choose a 117 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:55,920 day of the week for our listeners? 118 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,120 Yeah, let's go for it. This is normally where I play 119 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,720 the best Jingle in all of podcasting history, but I can't 120 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,280 do that because this is Tim and Joey talking loud. 121 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:09,000 So I thought I'd bring back an old classic just for you, Dan. 122 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,280 It is Wednesday, my dudes. It is Wednesday, my dudes. 123 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,600 It is Wednesday, my dudes. It is Wednesday, my dudes. 124 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,360 Watch him Wednesday. Watch him, dude. 125 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,080 Watch him Wednesday. Watch him, dude. 126 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,800 Watch him Wednesday. Watch him, dude. 127 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,280 Watch him Wednesday. Watch him, dude. 128 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,680 He'd be Wednesday. Down the street He'd be 129 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,200 Wednesday to the beat. He'd be Wednesday down the 130 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,440 street. He'd be Wednesday to the beat, 131 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:37,640 my dudes. It is Wednesday, my dudes. 132 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,120 It is Wednesday. You know, I'm sitting here 133 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:46,320 laughing because I was driving home from work thinking about 134 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:50,960 you and the podcast, as often do, and I thought, you're going 135 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,720 to play the new Jingle and it's brilliant. 136 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,720 But I had in my head, I was going to say straight away to 137 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,160 you, I miss that Jingle. Well, don't need to miss it. 138 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,480 So Dan likes that Jingle so much that he texts me when we stop 139 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,840 using it to ask him to send him the MP3. 140 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,800 Did they ever do that? No. 141 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,600 I'll send it to you afterwards. You can enjoy it in your car on 142 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,160 the way home. I'm on loop, but only on 143 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,800 Wednesdays. Dan, I've got a couple of days 144 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,520 for you. I'm going to be real with you 145 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,080 March 5th. It's not the best day for days. 146 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:28,960 We've got Ash Wednesday, the Wednesday before Lent starts. 147 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,960 Any feelings on that? No, no, no. 148 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:38,240 OK, National Cheese Doodle Day, which I believe is the American 149 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,919 version of What's it? OK, OK, I'm liking that one. 150 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:48,200 OK, cool. And then National Absinthe Day. 151 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,440 Now let's go for the cheese doodle. 152 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,040 I mean, the absinthe could get messy. 153 00:08:54,360 --> 00:09:00,960 Yeah, I mean, who doesn't? That's from Modern Family, which 154 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,320 I know you love, as well as a pepper line. 155 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,760 Who doesn't love pepper? Do we go for cheese doodle all 156 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,320 day? Yeah, well from now on March 157 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,440 5th, we'll be known as the Dan on 2 Blokes from Blighty Day. 158 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,080 But. Well, Bucket, let's make our own 159 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,400 national Day. National Dan Day. 160 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,240 How do you want people to celebrate Dan Day? 161 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,400 Yeah, maybe I should. Listen to casting views. 162 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,480 That's how you should do it. Yeah, listen, actually that's 163 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,240 very good. You're a bit of marketer for my 164 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,240 my podcast tonight. I can say what I want on this 165 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,000 podcast, right? Because it's not it's not no, 166 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,320 no, let's do cheese doodle day. And I think yeah, you have them 167 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,640 for breakfast, lunch and dinner and snacks. 168 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,640 It's. Is that is that your 169 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,400 controversial take that you had to ask if you could say anything 170 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,520 that? Was well, no, no, well, I was 171 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:48,280 thinking, you know, it's it's not very balanced diet and all 172 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:52,520 that and. Like fucking get them up, yeah. 173 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:59,000 Maybe half in them. You know, fill your bath up. 174 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,360 Paul goes swimming. You know, like Scrooge Mcduck at 175 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,280 the start of Duck Tales. Yeah. 176 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,360 Do you know what I've always thought about that, Paul? 177 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,000 Full of cash when he dives into it, wouldn't it be like dive 178 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,920 face first into a concrete floor? 179 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,240 Yeah, but. That'd be a very different set 180 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:21,240 of cartoons then, wouldn't it? Yeah, DuckTales didn't often 181 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,160 start with a neck brace and an ambulance, did it. 182 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,680 It's far more family friendly than that. 183 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,520 Let us know where's the strangest place you've eaten a 184 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:32,080 cheese doodle. Where's the strangest place you 185 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,840 used at? You've ever eaten or wants it 186 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,840 now. I think we should move on to the 187 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:41,440 next segment. Before you get doxed and or 188 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,840 incarcerated. What would you? 189 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,720 Which one of those days would you have chosen? 190 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,720 I don't know, to be honest with you, this is what I give it to 191 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,440 Tim. I feel too much pressure on 192 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,400 choosing the days because Tim likes to set our listeners 193 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,840 homework. And I can almost comfortably say 194 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,440 that no one listening to this podcast has ever done most of 195 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,400 the things that Tim has asked people to do. 196 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,680 So I think I, I struggled to kind of know where the line is 197 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:12,520 of what you're asked to do. This is what you want to do. 198 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,120 I think Tim finds it hard to tread that line sometimes. 199 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:23,080 Dan, we can go a few ways here. This is the true to Blows from 200 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:27,000 Blighty experience. You will be charged at the door. 201 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:32,280 Do you want jokes, history, or do you want to talk about the 202 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,400 story that you've brought? Hey. 203 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,800 Let's do history because this is always fascinating me, this 204 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,160 segment. OK, all right, let's do history. 205 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,160 Oh, history, History. Oh, history. 206 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,760 December 24, a magical day. Christmas Eve. 207 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,120 What things do you associate with Christmas? 208 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,280 Christmas. It's probably one of the few 209 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,360 times that the year I'll allow myself quite a few drinks. 210 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:17,320 Big Meal obviously presents giving lightly. 211 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,320 James Bond on TV, sad storyline in EastEnders. 212 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,080 OK. And so, so you started there 213 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,240 with quite a few drinks, which is pertinent to this story. 214 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:34,360 If you were to think about classic Christmas drinks, you 215 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,920 might not have to like them. You might not even needed to 216 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,640 have tried them. What would you say? 217 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,680 Fantastic Christmas drinks, well the one for me is is Bailey's, 218 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:48,720 but most people like that. OK, an American one. 219 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,520 Very American centric here. Eggnog. 220 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,680 Have you tried? I've always wanted to try that. 221 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,160 I've never had it. Yeah, sounds disgusting. 222 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:00,080 It sounds it, but at the same time also I'm quite fascinated 223 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,480 by it. Are you? 224 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,920 You're a braver man than me, far more exotic than I am. 225 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,760 I've got a story for you about eggnog on Christmas Eve. 226 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:16,040 It's Christmas Eve, 1826 in the US Military Academy, West Point, 227 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,960 NY. Have you heard of the Eggnog 228 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:23,160 Riot of 1826? Faithfully say I haven't. 229 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:29,480 OK, strap in, this is fun. So I'm going to give you a quick 230 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,200 timeline. It's only like a day or two, 231 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,760 this timeline, so it's not like one of Tim's. 232 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,160 Where last week we had one that spanned 30 years. 233 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:44,360 This one spans about 13 hours, so it's quick, snappy, and 234 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:51,520 delightful from start to finish. So in the evening of December 235 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:57,440 24th, 1826, the West Point cadets, stick of their eggnog, 236 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:02,040 being tragically boring and sober, decided to smuggle in 237 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:07,440 gallons of whiskey from a nearby Tavern because what is Christmas 238 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,320 without a little or a lot of illegal boos? 239 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,040 I am reading this from my script Dancer. 240 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,960 December 25th the clock ticks over to midnight and it is 241 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:27,280 Christmas Day. The cadet party kicks off and 242 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,880 cadets start spiking their eggnog. 243 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:35,840 The vibe is Immaculate. There's singing, yelling, and 244 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,200 general drunken tomfoolery. A few officers hear the chaos, 245 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,800 but assume it's just wholesome Christmas cheer. 246 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:48,080 Two hours pass and it's 2:00 AM on Christmas Day. 247 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,920 Nope, turns out it's not wholesome at all. 248 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,880 Drunken cadets begin breaking furniture, smashing windows, and 249 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:59,680 waving swords around. It takes another hour for 250 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,920 Officer Hitchcock to try and shut things down. 251 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:08,240 A drunk cadet throws a punch at Officer Hitchcock and another is 252 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:12,320 heard yelling get him. The officer barely escapes, 253 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:17,640 questioning his life choices. Another hour passes and more 254 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,520 officers show up to restore order. 255 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,920 The cadets respond by escalating the situation. 256 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,680 More destruction, more broken stuff, and someone pulls out a 257 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:33,120 musket. In the next hour, the commander 258 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,640 is now wide awake and very unhappy. 259 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,880 He storms into the barracks, catching cadets mid drunken 260 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:44,880 rebellion, and some try to hide under their beds like guilty 261 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:50,480 toddlers. All it took was one very, very 262 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:54,240 angry commandant to shut the riot down. 263 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:59,400 The sun rises and West Point and military academies absolutely 264 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:04,280 destroyed 70 plus cadets were in deep deep it. 265 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:12,120 This riot resulted in 19 cadets being court martialed, 30 other 266 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,600 cadets getting off with punishment and the others were 267 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,520 let off with a lifetime ban of eggnog. 268 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,640 What's interesting about this is during these riots, 4 of the 269 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:30,760 Connect cadets went on to become incredibly important military 270 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,280 leaders, proving that even future generals can have an 271 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,480 absolutely terrible night if you spike them with gallons of 272 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,960 whiskey. Most people probably have a bad 273 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:45,600 night. Yeah, maybe, but that is that is 274 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,800 weird history. There's a couple of things with 275 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,680 that. One is when do you ever think 276 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:55,040 mixing a place with weapons and people that know how to use them 277 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:59,400 with large copious amounts of alcohol is a good idea? 278 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,840 I turn that around and say when is it not a good idea? 279 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,400 But also, how do you give somebody a lifetime ban from 280 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,720 eggnog? How are you going to police that 281 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:16,800 I? Don't know but. 282 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:21,000 Acing all the bars and. That number room have a lifetime 283 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,920 ban from from drinking eggnog. Apparently that's something you 284 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:29,400 could do in 1826. But yeah, 19 cadets being court 285 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,880 marshalled because they can't handle their booze. 286 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:38,760 Wow, wow, have you you ever been court marshalled or banned from 287 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,640 somewhere? I haven't. 288 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,080 We've all had bad nights, haven't we? 289 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,240 We've all had bad nights. We don't all have podcasts where 290 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,480 we talk about them though. Dan, when was the last time you 291 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:55,400 shat on a toilet seat? No, I never have done but that 292 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,760 do you know, because that was quite early on in your, your two 293 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,560 blokes history as well, wasn't it? 294 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:04,160 And I remember listening to it at the time and actually 295 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,760 rewinding it because I thought, did he actually say that or have 296 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,200 I heard it in my tired days? Have I misheard that? 297 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,640 No, no, he definitely said that. Yeah, he definitely said it and 298 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:16,080 he definitely did it. He still sticks by it now. 299 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,800 Literally. Well, you wouldn't sit in it 300 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,760 now, but I think though that that story, if I remember 301 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,120 rightly, came from me saying when I was a student and we were 302 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:33,160 trying to save money, we used to go into the library toilets at 303 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,960 Leeds, met you, which Tim went to, not me and Nick, the toilet 304 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,200 roll used to get these massive rolls of toilet roll. 305 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,400 We go in with the empty backpack and come out with the enormous 306 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,560 rolls of toilet roll so we didn't have to buy loo roll. 307 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,800 And then Tim opened up with a shot on a toilet seat. 308 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,720 There you go, I've. No, I've never done that. 309 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,160 I mean, on the subject, please. I mean, I've never really been 310 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,600 one for a massive drink, but I remember, oh God, the first, 311 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:05,400 first company I was at, we went for a Christmas night out and I 312 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,000 remember getting a lift there, but I had no idea how I was 313 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,720 getting back. So it's always going to start, 314 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,160 you know. No, I was in for a rough night 315 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,200 anyway, you know, with there was, I think it might have been 316 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,040 a free bath, at least for a part of the night. 317 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,240 And there was drinks and you go someone else and there's another 318 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,600 drink, another drink. And by the end of it, I don't I 319 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,000 actually don't know how I got home. 320 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,560 I remember waking up the next day being home not knowing how. 321 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:34,440 But the other thing was when I'd got home, I clearly project told 322 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,560 vomited everywhere as well, pretty much. 323 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,080 But the thing was. So that was a weekend and I 324 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:42,560 remember on Monday going into into work and, you know, 325 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,040 everyone was saying, oh, bloody hell. 326 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,840 You know, we were so rough that night, you know, because there 327 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,240 were people sleeping under tables, you know, that they've 328 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,600 got they got that drunk. They were saying, but you, how 329 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,800 did you handle it? I said, yeah. 330 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,200 I said, you're all lightweights. Of course I didn't tell them 331 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,880 that I've got home passed out, didn't know how I got home. 332 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,760 And, you know, vomit everywhere. I left that bit out. 333 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,400 But yeah, they were like, bloody hell. 334 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,800 You can really hold your drink, can't you? 335 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,040 I think there's something. About There's something about 336 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,560 work nights, work nights out. They're just the worst kind of 337 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,120 drunk. We did a full staff off site at 338 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,080 Oxford University. Don't ask me why we went there, 339 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,400 but we stayed in the halls at Oxford University. 340 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,480 But there were rumors that one of the bars got broken into. 341 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,800 I can assure you, and I'm not joking, that that wasn't me. 342 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,640 What I did was I sat on a table full of people that didn't 343 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,680 drink. I did drink at the time and they 344 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,920 did a very fancy meal where they budgeted half a bottle of wine 345 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:43,440 for everyone and it was about a table of 6 and me and one of the 346 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,880 person on the table did drink and we thought we can't leave 347 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,960 this to go to waste. So I drank a bottle and a half 348 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,000 of wine before going to the pub quiz and drinking lots of beer. 349 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,000 I don't remember loads of that but I do remember the next 350 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,360 morning when the CEO was walking past the window. 351 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,840 I was on the 3rd floor on the opposite side of the courtyard 352 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,480 and I had to be sick out of the window and then hide immediately 353 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:09,200 so he didn't see who it was. Called my mum on my way home 354 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,560 after that and told her what happened and she said I'm not 355 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,280 very proud of you right now. In that tone. 356 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:20,640 Something like that. 11 more One more quick story again years 357 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:25,840 ago, this was sort of sort of just turned 20, probably 21. 358 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,280 Me and my cousin in the summer, we'd meet up, we'd go for a 359 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,920 drink and I remember it clearly because it was, we're just going 360 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,080 to go down the pub for one quiet drink. 361 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,120 That was it. So we have one and we say look 362 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,520 let's have another and then a couple of mates join. 363 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:44,040 It turns into a few more and like 5 hours later we're at one 364 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,600 of their house and we're doing drinking games, you know, so 365 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,480 we're playing cards and playing drinking games. 366 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,800 And one of them was, and at this point we were like drinking 367 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,400 whatever I think you had in the house. 368 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,560 And there was this really, I, I think it was wine. 369 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,200 I don't know, but whatever it was, it was really horrible 370 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,360 tasting, right? So nobody, everybody was pulling 371 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,160 out of this game because they hated this. 372 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,880 And, and I think I was, I, I, you know, I don't drink a lot 373 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:12,400 and I'm not competitive, but when I'm really had a little bit 374 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:16,800 of drink, I can get competitive anyway, we would play it then 375 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,640 disintegrated into, rather than it being a card game, it was 376 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,800 just whoever picked the highest, right? 377 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,720 It was, you know, it's like and and the loser had to win, had to 378 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,640 drink. And it was a final. 379 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,680 It was like a glass full of this liquid. 380 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:35,320 It was, it was the last of it. And I remember I picked, I think 381 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,480 a king, say he picked an ace. And so I'm cheering because I 382 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,920 thought he'd lost. He starts cheering because he 383 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,880 thought I'd lost. And we'd we hadn't settled. 384 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,720 We had never said what an ace would be, whether it was highs 385 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,960 or lows. We're arguing and arguing 386 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,720 because neither of us wanted to drink this drink, right? 387 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,400 And it got to a point where I was just so fed up. 388 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,960 I, I got the drink, I downed it. I said, right, I'm not having 389 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,080 any more of this. I downed it. 390 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,880 I said to my cousin, we're going, let's go now. 391 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,400 I just stormed out the house. I'd left one shoe in the house. 392 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,360 And I think I left my drink because I just got so angry. 393 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,920 I got so angry that I had to drink that drink and just go 394 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:15,240 just to end the game. Wow, I would not put that as tea 395 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,640 down. I would never put you against 396 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,720 that. When you said we were just 397 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,720 playing who can do the highest, I thought you meant say the 398 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,880 highest number. I thought you were pissed that 399 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,400 you were going 14. That's how it goes. 15 you go. 400 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,880 11/4. No, you've won again, right, 401 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,880 Dan? I'm excited because last time 402 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:43,200 you were on you won goats and you said you prepared them 403 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,000 earlier today. So let's do some jokes. 404 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,240 Are you going to do the trumpet at the end or do you want me to 405 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,440 do it? No, I'd like you to do the 406 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,560 trumpet. I'll do the drunk. 407 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:05,440 That's pretty funny. To be fair, that joke was weak. 408 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,080 I'm a friend that has. That's the joke of the week. 409 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,360 So welcome to our Joke of the week section where Dan and I are 410 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,280 going to tell each other jokes with the sole aim to make the 411 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,640 other person laugh. Now the twist here is when the 412 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,440 other person laughs, the joke of the week section is over and 413 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,320 that joke is D, the joke of the week. 414 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,240 Dan, are you feeling ready? I am do you. 415 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,440 Want to go first or second? Let's go first because I'm 416 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,160 worried I might laugh at your first one, OK? 417 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,880 Close yours. Right, I've got a real mix of 418 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,640 some awful ones and rubbish ones and I think it might be a good 419 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,680 one. So let's start with this. 420 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,000 Knock, knock. Who's there? 421 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,640 Spell. Spell who? 422 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,600 Who? Wow, really? 423 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,760 You nearly got me there. Damn. 424 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:10,560 Just because it was so poor? So my mother was surprised, I 425 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,840 told. When I told her I was born 426 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,240 again, she said didn't feel a thing. 427 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,880 Good. OK. 428 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:24,200 Biology based. Yep, Yep, biology. 429 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:32,040 Based A bird was sleeping in his nest at top of a tree. 430 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,600 Suddenly he heard a lot of noise and the whole tree starts to 431 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,480 shake. He looks down and saw there was 432 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,240 a very fat and comes the elephant climbing a tree. 433 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,000 The bird says hey what are you doing why are you making so much 434 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,200 noise? The elephant said, I just want 435 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,320 to climb up there and eat some pears, Bird said there aren't 436 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,760 any pairs here. Stupid elephant. 437 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,640 This is a pine tree, the elephant said. 438 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,880 I know, I've bought my own pairs. 439 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,840 I really wanted that to be funny. 440 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:04,160 I enjoyed the imagery. OK, we'll move on. 441 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,120 Dan. I've spent a lot of time and 442 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:13,320 effort childproofing my house. Bloody kid still gets in. 443 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,600 It mean? That one is it is me, and I 444 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:24,960 don't feel good about that one. I went to the doctor today and I 445 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,520 told him I broke my arm in two places. 446 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,360 He just said stop going to those places. 447 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,400 Good one. Yeah. 448 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,840 Yeah. That was that was funny. 449 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,800 If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? 450 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,480 Mistletoe. Oh. 451 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:50,120 I like that, like that I've gone for some quite. 452 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:53,840 Light jokes, but no, I might live to regret. 453 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,040 It this is this is a slightly long one. 454 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,760 OK but 3 couples are trying to get married at the same church 455 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,400 as a young couple, a middle-aged couple and an elderly couple. 456 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,360 They they all meet with the priest to discuss when they can 457 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,520 get married. The priest says, if you want to 458 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,720 get married in my church, you must all go one month without 459 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,080 having sex. So one month later the couples 460 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,880 return and they talk to the priest. 461 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,160 So he asked the elderly couple, have you completed the month 462 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,600 without sex? They said, Yep, it's easy, you 463 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,840 know, not a problem for us. The priest enters the 464 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,800 middle-aged couple and he says, how about you? 465 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,680 And they said it was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole 466 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,280 month. And he goes very good, That's 467 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,240 the young couple. And and they say, no, we 468 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,160 couldn't do it. And the priest says, tell me 469 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,880 why. Man says, well, my girlfriend 470 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,000 had a can of corn in her hand. She dropped it. 471 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,440 She bent over to pick it up. And that's when it happened. 472 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,160 The precinct says, right, you 2 you're not welcome in my church. 473 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,840 And man says, well, we're not welcome in the supermarket 474 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,800 either. Good. 475 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,200 Yeah, it's good. I'll remember that one. 476 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,560 I like a long joke with a really snappy punchline. 477 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,640 Dan, what do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in 478 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,640 mud and then crosses back over again? 479 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,360 No idea. Dirty double crosser. 480 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,560 Why did I laugh at that? Why did I laugh? 481 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,280 I'm sorry listeners, I see it was the accent. 482 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:40,120 That's pretty funny to be there. That joke was weak. 483 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,800 I'm a friend that has. That's the joke of the week. 484 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,080 The damn the joke of the week was what do you call a chicken 485 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,600 who crosses the road, rolls in mud and then crosses back again? 486 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,240 A dirty double crosser. It's a voice, I think that 487 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,160 should be banned. Is it? 488 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,720 Do you want any more of my jokes? 489 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,560 I can give you some more. Yeah, I've got one that I really 490 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,840 like. If you've got any more that you 491 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,800 want to give Dan, you're, you're more than welcome. 492 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,200 I can say them because yeah, well, I thought the the the 493 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,440 priest and the sex joke was going to do it, but I've got a 494 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,400 viewer it. Was. 495 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,040 Close. I've got I like this one, but 496 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,520 this says a lot about me. I've I have an inferiority 497 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,120 complex, but it's not a very good one. 498 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,320 I. Think we've had that one on the 499 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,200 show before. Yeah, it's a good one. 500 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,160 Then it is good. There's just two more, just the 501 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,680 two, and they're making me laugh. 502 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,200 I've got a new pen. It can write underwater. 503 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,720 It can write other words too. That's. 504 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,280 Good. That would have worked. 505 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,080 That's good. And I gave a handyman A to do 506 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,640 list, but he only did jobs 1-3 and five. 507 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,760 Turns out he only does odd jobs. I like it. 508 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,720 Yeah, they were good sad jokes. Then my one was. 509 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,720 There's a couple actually, one was one that Alex sent me is 510 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,040 cool trick Jesus, but check it out. 511 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:14,280 I can turn water into pigs. That's that's one. 512 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,000 And then the other one is I read that someone in New York gets 513 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:25,640 stabbed every 52 seconds or guy. I think you've had that as as #1 514 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,880 fan. I think you've had that. 515 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,880 Yeah, yeah. Well, I meant I had. 516 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,720 I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother, not 517 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:37,400 screaming like her passengers. I was, I was getting ready. 518 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,000 I was thinking if if we're going to struggle, I was going to say 519 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,240 I was going to pull out the bucket joke, but. 520 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,480 But the bucket joke works on Tim. 521 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,280 He's he's the weak minded boy that laughs at the bucket joke. 522 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,480 He won't mind me taking the piss out of him constantly on this. 523 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,560 Don't worry. So Dan, you said you brought a 524 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,120 story. You said you brought something 525 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,800 you wanted to talk about. Well, there was a couple of 526 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,320 stories, but I'm going to set one. 527 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:05,400 This one, it's not like weird or anything like that, but I, I 528 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,360 just wanted you to put yourself in this position and also ask a 529 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,560 question around it. So I might, I think I might even 530 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,280 have have talked about this guy on one of my episodes, but 531 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,720 there's a man who believes he accidentally lost a Bitcoin 532 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,000 fortune in a council rubbish tip. 533 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,080 But he's now looking at the possibility of buying the 534 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,200 landfill site itself before it shuts. 535 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,360 So James Howes from Newport, South Wales, claimed his 536 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,720 ex-girlfriend mistakenly threw out a hard drive containing 537 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:40,240 thousands of bitcoins in 2013. A 39 year old IT worker now 538 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:44,360 believes they're worth more than £600 million and he's been 539 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,080 trying to locate them ever since. 540 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,680 Newport City Council are planning to close and cap the 541 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:55,960 site in 2526 financial years. So that would mean he's got no 542 00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:00,000 chance of finding it, but he's now looking. 543 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,000 Oh sorry. He did bring a case but a judge 544 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,200 dismissed the legal case to force the council to allow him 545 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,720 to search the site or award him £495 million in compensation. 546 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,680 So yeah, at the moment he's now looking at can he buy it? 547 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:21,480 So I think you have had this on on your show because it's, well, 548 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,560 it's familiar in your voice. But Tim has also told me about 549 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:29,720 this guy, so I think he must be pretty certain that he got 550 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:34,960 thrown away for to to buy that. But I believe that he's also 551 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:39,040 approached the council and said I'll give you £30 million if I 552 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,880 find it. And really. 553 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,560 Yeah. Yeah, 5%, how generous. 554 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,680 There's so many questions around this. 555 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,200 I mean, you know, landfill sites and he reckons it's 80 to 90% 556 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,960 full so. So bear that in mind. 557 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,760 How are you going to find that? How do you even search for it? 558 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,200 Do. You know what though? 559 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,400 For £600 million I think I'd troll through the ship. 560 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,760 Find it. Just imagine all the hard drives 561 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,640 you find and what could be on them as well though. 562 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,920 That's the thing I mean. Worse than what's on? 563 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,280 Nevermind. Yeah, cut that colour. 564 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,840 No, but but seriously, how do you, how do you search for it? 565 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,600 How do you know it's there? How do you know it hasn't been 566 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,840 destroyed? It's. 567 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,240 Yeah. Also, how do you live with the 568 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,920 fact that you know you've actually got £600 million in 569 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,000 there? What I've said on this show 570 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,880 before, when Bitcoin first became like popular, I remember 571 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,640 seeing signs in computer exchange saying we accept 572 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,760 Bitcoin as payment. And I just have this really 573 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,520 funny thought that someone has paid for like a second hand 574 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,760 Shrek DVD with Bitcoin that's now worth. 575 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:58,240 I think one Bitcoin is worth something like 65,065,000 lbs. 576 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,760 So it better be the best bloody copy of Shrek you've ever seen. 577 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:07,360 There's a story of someone who you've probably, I think you 578 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:12,600 might have covered this in your episode, someone who paid for 579 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:18,440 two pizzas with Bitcoin and they were on national American news 580 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,880 because they had paid for two Margarita pizzas with something 581 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,480 that was now worth over $100,000. 582 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:28,560 And the guy was like, well, at the time it made sense. 583 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,199 And I think that's, that is the crux of it. 584 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:34,800 And that is why I still think cryptocurrency is a complete 585 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:40,159 waste of time because it fluctuates in and, and in ways 586 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:45,280 that you have no idea and can't, can't track, can't even pretend 587 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,080 to understand. It's all about demand and if 588 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,840 you've got Bitcoin or you've got, is it Ethereum, the other 589 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,560 one that's popular? Yeah, yeah. 590 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,960 Then you. You're pretty OK, like it's not 591 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,280 going to go mad but it can still drop dramatically. 592 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,880 But then there's other ones like Tim's dopey dogecoin that went 593 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,720 to like 0 when he paid for it. He was lucky and managed to get 594 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:13,560 it out a small profit but that's a five years and it was the same 595 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,760 amount. He would have got an interest if 596 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,440 it was in a savings account. Yeah, I I just think because the 597 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,520 reason this story came up again and I wouldn't have featured 598 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,200 this, but is about him trying to buy it. 599 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,320 But you not think like Netflix or someone is missing out here. 600 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,000 Don't Do you not think there's a documentary here where they 601 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,440 should partner up? They should. 602 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:37,240 Do a documentary on absolutely everything else so it's I just 603 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:37,960 I. Think. 604 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,360 It was years ago that it was thrown out, so is it not going 605 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,360 to be like terribly water damaged and utterly useless? 606 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,040 I mean, that's what you'd think in, in, in a landfill site, you 607 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,680 know, in. Wales, yeah. 608 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,400 Yeah, yeah. I just think he's probably so 609 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,920 desperate. But that's why I think, you 610 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,920 know, there could be sponsorship deals, you know, I think who 611 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:05,440 could, who could partner up with him and, and make, make a, make 612 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:10,080 a, some theatre out of this. Who would you think is the 613 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,720 sponsor for this ludicrous Bitcoin search? 614 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,840 Oh. It's someone who would have to 615 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,320 be willing to sponsor ridiculous shit like Tesla. 616 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,040 Is it, I was thinking boring, like it's got to be an insurance 617 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,840 company, you know, insure your valuables. 618 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,400 Yeah, that is it. That's a good one. 619 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,600 Yeah, or, or, or something, you know, cash. 620 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,040 It would be like money money. She doesn't sponsor it. 621 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,720 You wouldn't get this with with cold hard cash. 622 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,360 Yeah. But I did have a question. 623 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,360 Much easier to find than in a dump than a hard drive. 624 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,120 Yeah, I I did have a question for you though. 625 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,760 Not saying it's a hard drive worth 600 million, but have you 626 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:02,040 ever lost something that you you turned the house over for or? 627 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,480 I don't know where my bank card is. 628 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:14,320 Does that count? So I've got hold on I've I've 629 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,400 got this one here and this is what I thought was my bank card, 630 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,120 but this is actually my old one because it expired last year. 631 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,960 So it's utterly useless. So I went to get my Barber is is 632 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,880 very above board and doesn't accept card. 633 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,520 He only takes cash for no suspicious reasons whatsoever. 634 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,960 So I went to go and get cash to get a haircut today. 635 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,800 I was like, shit, that card's totally useless, but I had to 636 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,440 ask my wife very nicely if I could take some money out of her 637 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,200 account and pay her back. But Dan, I don't think I've ever 638 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,920 told her on this podcast. If ever you talk to Chris, so 639 00:37:54,920 --> 00:38:00,560 Chris who's in the discord, he will tell you how notoriously 640 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:06,040 shit I am at not losing bank cards to the point where my 641 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:13,240 record of losing a bank card is probably less than a second from 642 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:18,440 when I first had it. And it was because I lost a bank 643 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,040 card. However it was, I knew the score 644 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,880 by now. They probably knew me first name 645 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:28,400 basis at the bank I was at, and they sent me this card and I was 646 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,880 like, right, I've got my mail, I'm going to go to work, I'll 647 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,000 take it out of the thing. And when I opened it, I opened 648 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,600 it too quickly and the glue wasn't on the back of the card. 649 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,560 I opened the letter, the card fell out and immediately fell 650 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,520 down a drain. And I had to call them on the 651 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,520 way to it. Like they were like, you don't 652 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,480 need to call this number to activate this card. 653 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,040 And I was like, well, you're never going to believe this. 654 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,920 So, yeah, less than a second. I had that card before I had to 655 00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:00,480 cancel it again. But that I think I don't lose 656 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,880 loads of stuff. I'm not the most organized 657 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,080 person, but I live in organized chaos. 658 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,520 But bank cards I'm fucking terrible with. 659 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,200 What about you? What's the most? 660 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,600 What's something like that that you've lost? 661 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,920 Nothing, nothing of, of no or value. 662 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:23,320 But I about a year ago now, I lost an earbud that they're not, 663 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,520 you know, Airpods or anything like that. 664 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,360 They're they were just generic of of Amazon. 665 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,600 I woke up and I, I couldn't find one. 666 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,640 Like, you know, you open up the, the little box and it and it 667 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,840 wasn't there. And we've searched. 668 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,240 Now I live in a small house. We actually downsized a few 669 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,000 years ago. So it's not like I live in a 670 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,320 mansion or anything. It was. 671 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,920 I searched The West Wing. Sized from. 672 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,160 Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, I searched The West Wing. 673 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,920 It wasn't. No, but we, we've looked 674 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,200 everywhere. Me and my wife have looked 675 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,800 everywhere and I'm so it's not. So I bought another set because 676 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,040 like I said, they were chips. It's not the value. 677 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,200 The thing that's annoying the hell out of me is where can this 678 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,640 be? I know it's on the property. 679 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,760 I didn't lose it out, you know, I didn't lose it on a walk. 680 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,040 I didn't lose it in the car. It's somewhere here but I just 681 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,840 can't find it. One day you'll find it and 682 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,840 you'll be like you talk shit. Yeah, just one quick final 683 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,320 thing. Sorry. 684 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,560 There was a funny story Sunday. I was in London with and my 685 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:24,640 Danis, who's a frequent voice on the show of mine and I don't 686 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,120 think he, he'd clocked that. But I've got 2 pairs of glasses. 687 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,200 I've got the long distance and the, the, the reading glasses. 688 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,840 So when we, when I'm travelling, I, I'll have the long distance 689 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,600 ones on. But when we're in an event, I'll 690 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:41,000 put the, the reading ones on. I'm going around this thing and 691 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,640 I thought I'd lost my other pair. 692 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,840 He hadn't seen me change them. I'm, I'm like in my pocket. 693 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,600 I was thinking, I've got my phone, I've got my wallet, just 694 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,000 missing my glasses. I think, shit, I've lost a pair 695 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,680 of glasses because you know, there's not that they're they're 696 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,440 designer ones, but they cost a fortune. 697 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,080 And so Dan goes, you're right. And I said I've lost my glasses. 698 00:40:59,080 --> 00:40:59,840 And he looks at me. He goes. 699 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:05,560 They're on your face, not those. Ones you must have lost a pair 700 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,760 of glasses only to find them on your head or something I've 701 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,200 done. That all the time I've done that 702 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,080 yeah, I've done that before I'm. I'm thinking wearing my glasses, 703 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,240 but yeah, no, I, I thought I'd, I thought they'd fallen out or 704 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,960 I'd left them on a counter somewhere. 705 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,440 Well, do you know I did while you were talking, remember 706 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,800 something I had lost, which is terrible that I would forget, 707 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,320 but I'd lost my wedding ring before we went swimming with 708 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,560 Jack. Sorry. 709 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,480 I need to, I keep doing this. I need to cut out. 710 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:36,200 I'm sure I've said his name before, but regardless, we went 711 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,040 swimming with my son and our local pool is quite a cool one. 712 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,160 They've got wave machine, they've got rapid, they were 713 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,880 slides. I took him in the Rapids and I 714 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,120 was wearing my wedding ring and my wedding ring isn't like it's 715 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,160 not tight at all. And I took him out and then we 716 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,560 got into the main pool. I was like, yes, I can't find my 717 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,320 wedding ring. And I thought I've definitely 718 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,640 lost in the Rapids. So I've been there panicking 719 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,520 because I I can't find my wedding ring. 720 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,360 Can't find my wedding ring, the pool, the, the lifeguards were 721 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,920 like, here's some goggles, go and have a look. 722 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,720 So I'm there for ages and must have looked like an absolute 723 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:19,760 Nutter wearing goggles, going round the Rapids round and round 724 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,040 and round, searching all the corners for this. 725 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,560 And I just kind of got to the point where I was like, it must 726 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,360 have gone into a filter. I'm never going to get that 727 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,400 back. And I was really upset about it. 728 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,040 And about a week and a half later, I got a call from the 729 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,880 pool. And they were like, did you lose 730 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,640 a wedding ring? And I was like, oh, my God, have 731 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,160 you found it? And they said, yeah, yeah, we've 732 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,560 got it here. Someone just found it by the 733 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,880 side of the pool. It's like by the side of the 734 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,640 pool. Yeah, not even in the pool. 735 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,960 And it took them a week and a half. 736 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,760 Either they had it for ages and just didn't call me or or 737 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,160 everyone in there where I live is blind. 738 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,600 Right, Dan? We're going to leave it. 739 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,960 We're going to keep it short and sweet this week. 740 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,400 You've been an absolute treat to have on. 741 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,640 Thank you so much for filling in Tim's incredibly sizeable shoes. 742 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,560 You've filled them very, very well. 743 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,560 But it would be totally awful of me not to give you a couple of 744 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,120 minutes now just to plug the wonderful casting views where 745 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,160 people can find you and what they can expect if they TuneIn 746 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,480 every Sunday. Firstly, thank you for having me 747 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,480 on, it's been brilliant. I do love this show. 748 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:38,360 Yep, I host casting views. It's a general topic podcast 749 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,640 every Sunday. You can find me on all the 750 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,880 podcast platforms. It's it's a bit of everything 751 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,080 really. One week I might be having Joey 752 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,480 on and Alex. We might be doing the origin of 753 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,960 phrases. I've discussed some semi serious 754 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,680 topics like AI and like advances in medical science. 755 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:03,240 You know, I do a lot of funny ones like bizarre laws, bizarre 756 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,760 crimes, I think, which both featured you. 757 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,800 So yeah, I've, I've got a couple of sub series where it's more 758 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,240 like an interview type thing where it's a mind wipe, where I 759 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,960 challenge people to to come up with things they'd love to 760 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,680 relive again for the first time. And a dinner party episodes. 761 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,240 Yeah, it's a little bit of everything. 762 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,240 And while I'm here also, I just want to say thank you to you 763 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,960 because you've you've done a lot of the thumbnails again 764 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,000 recently. And it's always the joy when 765 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,280 they pop through on the WhatsApp. 766 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:38,800 I say, say Joey, I'm doing an episode on, I don't know, like 767 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,800 amazing, amazing coincidences or something. 768 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,280 And Joe's like, I'm on it. And I said, but that's all I've 769 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,440 said. Then I should get some random 770 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,640 picture. The best one, I think my 771 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,480 favorite one I've ever made for you is still Your face on Stone 772 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,920 Cold Steve Austin's body. It just works so well. 773 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,840 It just works. I didn't think I wasn't. 774 00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,840 Very happy with that one. I didn't think that was for an 775 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,280 episode, I just thought that was for fun. 776 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,600 Dan. Yeah, I didn't even ask you, did 777 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,080 I? No, you didn't. 778 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,880 No. No, the Oasis one. 779 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,720 I love the Oasis 1 you did when I had Griffin on SO. 780 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,640 You and Griffin from Reboot D, but well, let's use Griffin as 781 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,760 our as our shout out of the week. 782 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,680 You should also listen to Reboot D Boot on on Spotify, where you 783 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,360 can find episodes with Dan. I think that one's exclusive to 784 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,080 Patreon coming out soon, right? Am I not allowed to say that? 785 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,760 I don't know. No, that's I think that's fine. 786 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,800 No, it's yeah. So he's been on my show a few 787 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,320 times, but yeah, I'm doing one with him which will be on 788 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,280 Patreon. But yeah, keep an eye out for 789 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,960 that. Nice, nice. 790 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,480 Well, thanks again, Dan. Anything you want to say to our 791 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,880 listeners? No, no, no. 792 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,000 Actually that sounds really rude. 793 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,120 I mean yes, no go. You mean take that you bastards. 794 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,680 I was, I was literally going to say it. 795 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,720 I was. I was going to say take that, 796 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,480 you bastards. You bastards. 797 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,040 We'll see you next week. Bye. 798 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,120 Hello post credits listeners. Did you think we'd forgotten to 799 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,920 give the pub quiz answer this week? 800 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,840 Really. Well yes we did actually. 801 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,400 But here we are and Joey has charged me more money to come 802 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,400 and record this little extra bit here to give you the answer. 803 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,800 And here it is. Olive brine. 804 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,680 Olive brine is what is added to a martini to make it dirty.