After a harrowing but successful combat atop ever Grand City
versus Neo Rocket Galactic, the Quacko Packo follow cause the
Alakazam into the Distortion world for their ultimate
conflict. Our heroes and their teams are
Gimley with his team Trevor the Giglith Lasagna, the Hoennian
Crustle, Rodger the Reggie Rock Bean, the rock ghost type final
evolution of a Larvitar without a pulse, Gus the slow bro and
Bud the towed squirrel. Elodie with cabbage, the El
creamy blueberry, the Altaria, bubble gum, the Creamerina,
grape juice the shiny Swampert, Key Lime the iron Valiant and
Mr. Salt the Carbink. Schmidt with Quacko, the far
fetched, Patricia the Altaria, Diana the Gyarados, Gabriel the
Kekleon, Walter the Dadon, Sparse Pride the Dragonite and
MU 2. And Cindy with Soul Eater, the 9
Tails, Cookie, the Hoanian, Gudra, Jack, the Incineroar,
Thane the Salaments, Larvastar, the Volcarona basket, the
carcoal, Trubbish, and Kyogre. These intrepid adventurers make
up up the Quacko Packo. And this is the finale of
Dunsparse and Grandpa. Upon entering the mysterious
swirling vortex, your vision fades as your senses are
recalibrated to a wholly new dimension.
All sense of gravity is lost as you descend into an unknown
darkness. You breathe in what is seemingly
nothingness. While you are able to respire
without issue. For the first time in your life,
you experience an absence of gases to inhale, your lungs
seemingly filling with pure void.
In between breaths you hear an omnipresent rumbling so deep it
gently vibrates your entire beam, feeling as if somehow both
completely surrounding you, but also impossibly distant.
It's pitch completely indiscernible.
As your vision slowly restores, your equilibrium is disturbed.
While you have arrived in this foreign landscape with your feet
on the ground, you get the sensation that gravity is
holding you to land in a somehow fleeting or inconsistent way, as
if it'll take more effort to raise your right foot than your
left if you were to start walking.
With your vision restored, you take in an entirely alien
landscape, an endless sea of Violet nebulae and spiraling
vortices. Land and water exists in this
realm, but in States and under conditions you have never seen
before. The land is rust colored, made
of an indiscernible material, and seemingly not adhere to any
continents or larger than bodies.
Instead, the land here is merely floating islands of stone with
shattered undersides. The surface of the islands are
physically inconsistent with one another, as up from your current
perspective seems to face an island floating above you that
is rotated perpendicularly to your line of sight, as if the
solid features of this world are bound by their own unique and
individual forces. Snaking streams of neon blue
water emerge from seemingly nowhere atop some land masses,
and as they roll off the sheer Cliff edges of the floating
islands, they emerge into distinct waterfalls that flow in
the opposite direction of the adjacent land masses.
Gravity. Some of the waterfalls appear to
be flowing in 2-3 or even 4 directions all at once as they
tether land masses together or simply flow off into the
swirling infinite void. Dull colored boulders and
pebbles apparate at random, flying from unpredictable
trajectories with the terrain leaving no sound or impression
as they collide into one another.
Some of these stone features disappear with the same
unpredictability as they form in the environment.
The only sign of life are what seem to be monstrous towering
grayish green plants that grow vertically from the dull orange
land masses resembling alien kelp gently vibrating in
resonance to the omnipresent hum in this world.
As you recollect your bearings and check in with one another in
this hollow world, what do you do?
For clarity? We have Gimling, Cindy, and
Elodie on one island that I would say is north, but there's
no sense of cardinal direction in this world.
Additionally, there is an island nearby where you see Frostbite
the Weevile and a Pokémon you have not seen before.
Wall Ring. You assume if it is with
Frostbite is Crusher at a distant island you can see cause
the Alakazam alongside the Sam, Symetra or Artemis interfacing
having a conversation with what is simply a monstrous shadow
hovering in the void. They are speaking to one
another. Schmidt has also arrived in the
void. He is with Quacko on the same
large island that Cause and Sam are speaking to this void on.
However, they are separated by terrain that is fairly high, and
Schmidt is the undetectable in his current position.
At a distant island behind the monster's void, you see Yuri's
Basket Legion just kind of flopping down, nothing really
going on, not making movements. It seems that it is
incapacitated, but it is present, so you can tell from
your earpieces that are used to connect all with one another
that there's a great deal of like interference and like audio
that's coming through that isn't crystal clear as it used to be.
However, you can tell simply from Schmidt's earpiece being on
the same island as Cause and Symetra that you can actually
make out their conversation. Artemis says.
Father, I, I never thought I'd see you again.
It's been over a decade. Is, is it you?
I can't believe it's really you, a masculine voice says.
So thoughtful of you to come visit me here.
Artemis. How much you've grown since I've
last seen you, how fleeting and pedantic normal life is.
I assume your mother, Giovanni and the other loyalists will be
here any moments now. No, Father.
Giovanni has died. I became a successor as you had
requested. Should you become unable to lead
NRG Mother has not taken to your disappearance well.
When Giovanni took me in after you left, she was inconsolable.
She would not eat or sleep. She was convinced that you had
died. I I knew you were still alive.
I just knew it. But she was in no state to raise
me. Giovanni raised me instead.
And all these years later, I told her I've assumed control of
NRG and I asked her to meet me in Hoen so we could see you
together. But I'm afraid she never came.
You somehow reached this place from Hoen.
You always were an inventive child, Artemis.
That's how I know that you are my daughter.
Surely you can see as clearly as I have how debilitating it can
be, being subject to the torture of 1's own emotions.
You saw how it destroyed your mother, that poor woman.
That's the crux of why we're here, Artemis.
In this world. This world is free from the
suffering that comes with the human spirit.
Without emotion, there is no desire.
Without desire, there is no suffering.
Without suffering, there is peace, tranquility, The perfect
world, the world that you have begun to usher in for all people
in Pokémon. And from there, we'll look at
taking some turns in initiative. And as each of you take your
turns in initiative, you'll catch more and more of the
conversation. Everyone roll initiative.
Schmidt got a 14. Gimli got A7.
I rolled A6 for initiative. Great.
Yeah, I got a one. So I guess we'll start with the
Gimli. Yeah, let me throw the rock and
piss crusher. Off.
That's good. Imagine just hearing that Yeah,
I'm a best crutcher up bring your.
Feet. That dude stared right at me.
He's. Good.
It's true. Yeah.
Frostbite and Crusher. I'm.
Just looking at me weird, but I'm gonna throw this rock.
Crusher, you got any thoughts on that?
Rock throw, my strength athletics, it's like a 21.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
Gimli. You throw the rock just to test
how the gravity is going. So if you were to like move to a
different floating island, you would like be have have a better
idea of it. These rocks are just kind of
appearing and disappearing around you because this physics
of this world is unstable. You pick one up and you throw it
to the nearest island and as you throw it with a pretty damn good
throw, the gravity push just pushes it like way off to the
left and it lands on the same island that Crusher and
Frostbite are on. This irritates Crusher and you
can see as it lets out a roar and it ends up transforming.
Its tusks grow long and jagged, breaking at the ends slightly.
Its mane grows longer and flows over its shoulders.
Further, its body just generally swells and you can see kind of
cuts in its blubber from where its body cannot contain its
power. Crusher's eyes glow red with
rage as ice covers its tusks and the top of its head.
It begins to charge an attack in your direction.
Crusher. Nah Nah, Crusher.
So, Cindy? So if we go the exact same way
that rock went, we could land on the island.
I had the same thought, except that's not how anything works
because there's no rules. It could just not do that.
We just want like stuff like teleports.
It's not consistent. There aren't rules.
So I shouldn't? Jump.
No, do not jump. Do not jump.
Do not reckless child.
That's a mega storm work here. OK, let a RIP.
See what? Happens OK, why not?
Why? Now there's.
Fireballs teleporting around and floating around everything.
Yeah, guys, we're gonna stealth our way over to Kaz.
Russian self baby. This hell is lacking a fire.
Yeah, this is a real hell, guys. Where's the brimstone?
I can bring real hell here. Yeah.
No, that's not a good idea. That's the issue with this
place. It's not like the the games, you
know where like there was like, all right, there's no rules, but
there are definitely rules. There needs to be rules because
this is a video game if you. Don't want to just jump.
You can roll some sort of investigation or the insight
even to be like if I jumped where that rock went when I go
the same way. If you want like confirmation,
because you guys are just kind of spitballing, but if you want
wheelsies, roll above a 12. And I'll tell you first, yeah,
or investigation, whichever is better for you.
That could be above a 12. Or a 12A. 9 Investigations +7.
Based on what you understand and the fact that, like if you
stroll around the island that you're on, gravity is
consistent, you think that if you jump the same way the rock
went, you would end up where the rock ended up.
See there are rules. I'm so they're just hard to
predict. I'm so scared for her do.
What you want? I'm a risk taker.
I'm in danger. Yeah, my grandparents are OK.
That's really tough to get into gravity.
Well, I'm in. Danger but that does mean
because we threw the rock in that direction we could go here
where this Pokémon is charging an attack at us here if.
There's anybody that can deal with fire types, I mean.
Ice. Types.
It is a water type. Oh, ice type.
It is also a water type. So that that would be neutral,
right? Because it's water also.
It's also got an ability. It's called thick fat.
It's resistant to. Fire that too.
That too. So it's.
Just unless I hit it slowly, in which case yeah, not anymore.
You can remove that completely, yeah.
You remove the fat. Yeah, with some fire, yeah, but
I don't want to send solely out until we're like a little more
stable because I don't have to roll 2 like yeah, deck saves to
not get sucked into the wood. Sure don't learn jump.
Should I jump? Why don't you shoot something
you could just. We don't want you to jump.
I think we've made that clean. Oh sure guys, you want me to
jump that? Hey, guys.
But if you want to, we can't stop you.
Sometimes is. Convinced it'll work?
Yeah, if you're convinced it'll work, then go for it.
But we're not like telling you to do that, so.
Attacks that have direction would also go that.
Seems like The Rock did. And we reasonably could.
Projectiles that are on the same physical plane that you are on
seem to be consistent, but between the islands since their
gravity changes and stuff then who knows.
TLDR if you ended up on this island you could attack with
confidence. OK, but from that island I could
not attack with confidence. Correct.
How are Cindy's stats like We're like, not good at?
Stats we're not good at six fan, yeah.
I was gonna say, we said the only thing went down earlier.
Yeah, blueberry did too. Blueberry was like down in like
an instant. It.
Was just like by Blueberry blueberry.
Just didn't affect anything at all, yeah.
That's kind of classic blueberry.
Classic Blueberry. Aw man, that guy.
How big is Volcarona? OH.
Writable. Writable.
Is that what you're asking? Yeah, big bug.
I'll fly around the void. Not with slowly as well, but a
Sydney. For sure is is my flying type is
down. All we have is Diana.
Diana. We've used Diana as a bus
before. We'd have to wait for families
turning up. And I set up Opera.
Hello larva star. Larva star is like taking it all
in. Like more.
What's going on? Wow.
Larva Star, we're in hell. Sam's over there ready to jump.
Over. There, here we go.
Beaches over there, we think that's Crusher and that's
frostbite. Frostbite.
Now I'm going to ride you to that other island.
Are you chasing the rocks trajectory?
Yes, exactly to the T. Cool, I'm not going to require a
role for you then. Cindy and Larva, star of the
vocal Rona, successfully make it onto the same floating island
that Frostbite and Crusher are on.
Cindy's appearance is recognized by Frostbite.
Frostbite grows in rage. Frostbite's claws crank out of
its body as. His phone did not think this was
gonna happen. Crack and expand its its feet.
Also the claws on the end stick out further as it becomes
incredibly elongated. Ice covers part of its head
feathers and you have a corrupted.
Leave out fucked up. Bro, your toes are jacked up.
Yeah, those are some like they're.
Hard to see. The toes are hard to see.
Those are some grumbling feet. Oh, those are the the front.
Claws. Yeah, the front claws are curved
up, Yeah. OK, that's different.
I was like damn, them toes are messed up.
Yeah, put that dogs away. Girl as fuck.
OK, do I get like one more? Because that's like my action to
send out. Sure, Yeah, you can do one more
thing. Mint Yeah, ish.
What is good against whatever the fuck this is?
Firefighting Steel Rock. Yeah, it's still dark ice.
Fairy. Fairy.
Yeah. I have fire, bug, grass and.
Bug Bug's super effective. Yeah, bug is good.
But it's just it's dark defensively, but worse.
Yeah, like ice doesn't fix anything for now.
It's also. Just four, that is 20 feet away.
It's. Also just weak to fire.
I mean is bug but stronger. I don't know.
And fire dances stronger. Fire dances.
Stronger well 46 versus 3D10 about the same.
It's roughly easy fiery dance I'm not within range of unless I
still have movement cuz I don't really know how the movement.
Works, we'll say once you arrive, you're planted.
And planted, yeah, okay, so Fiery Dance would not hit.
Frostbite, you can buzz that bug.
I can buzz that bug all creatures within 20 feet of
Volcarona. Both of them, yes.
ADC 15 conceive taking bug damage on a fail and no damage
on a success if a creature fails but however more they have
disadvantage on their next attack.
Frostbite. It's a 12.
Which fails. Crusher does have that.
Con gets critical hit so they fail.
And by 5 or more. Yeah, they certainly did.
Save disadvantage of their next attack, which there were just 8.
They're charging. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. And so that's a crit on,
Waltreen on. Crusher A crit is that you add
the total of the move by default, which is super
effective. No it's not on Crusher.
So you just get 30 and then you roll on top of 30.
Plus 10. 2121 + 30 So 5151. For crusher plus 8 cuz.
That's not a + 8, so 59. Yes.
Great, great way to start the comment and the.
Vial is. We've all is.
Is it the same cuz it's? Just keep I wouldn't be 59, keep
29 and then roll three more D103 more.
We love doing math, guys. We love it. 61.
Huge hit. Yeah.
Live star shows up and just and Crusher and Frostbite get
totally buzzed on, dealing huge damage to them right away, and
Crusher is so disoriented from the buzz that it's going to
struggle to make its next attack.
Great job. Nice.
Oh yeah. Cool.
You get a little bit of dialogue.
The shadow was just like, you know, this is guaranteed plan.
We're going. This is what we've been waiting
for, Artemis says. Father, I I don't understand.
What are you talking about? I was supposed to bring you home
and bring our family back together like it used to be.
We'd be happy again. I I've accomplished so much,
I've hurt and betrayed so many people in Pokémon just to get
here. Please just come back while you
still can. Come back home.
Next is Elodie. OK.
All right, OK. All right.
I will take out a Key Lime. I will say I'm going to try it
and teleport over there. Do you want to come with?
Can I bring them with? What's your plan of teleporting?
Are you going to teleport where the rock went?
Are you going to teleport on the island?
We don't need to play fucking games.
You understand that? If you try and teleport directly
in the island, you're. Probably.
Not going to. So I was going to say, tell
where the rock went. Correct.
Yeah. And what's?
Yeah, you can teleport others as long as there isn't like a ton
of Pokémon. Yeah.
So just me, Gimli and Bud. Let's get you all over there.
We're going to Tokyo, drift over.
Is there like a specific spot where they land?
Around here in this area. So.
That's her action. Ancestral Fay.
Magic Baby. Send out cabbage.
Whatever, just cabbage, just to do.
That the Dark Dimension needs to be christened with ancestral Fay
magic. Do you have the action economy
to send out cabbage also? As an action, I only used one
action, so yeah. You could.
I mean, it's up to you. Fuck it.
It'd be funny, yeah. It would be funny so that we.
Bought OK, why not? So here's the place Cabbage.
Yep. Can I alpha her?
Up or I think she that kind of has to immediately or else
she'll get tired so. 62. I was going to say we need to
roll a 69. It's true.
We need to.
MILF Jack. MILF Jack. 69 You scan for every
MILF in the dark dimension your age profile updates.
I'm not convinced we've done a 69 right.
No, we haven't. We're at. 62.
I don't know Rich, I've tried it a few times unless.
Unless you all drugged me. I swear I've done that before.
Oh my God. OK, we're all at D10. 10.
Cool cabbage creates a delicious cake with that many tears that
restores 4D12 HP when it's consumed.
Yes, the Dark Dimension. Fucking needed this time.
I love how this is not. Affecting Sam.
They're like over there. They're like.
Why is there a big fucking cake? Happy birthday.
It's the happy. Birthday Gregory Cake.
It's the same kids birthday. They tried to rehab the party
later. Because the cake.
Disappeared the first time I thought it would took the peg
again. Schedule the world.
I'm having my birthday cake. Like man, it's like.
No, no. No.
Oh man. Why is that cake the first to?
Go. That's crazy.
Anything else for Ality? 5 How much does it heal?
4012 when consumed and it that's crazy.
It's stationary, but it it's a little fucked on this map.
It's stationary, but it can be used 10 times, so it's 10 tiers.
Wait, so it's 10 times? Each time does 4012?
Yeah. Dude, we get.
Lips here now, but Doctor Michigani.
Fucking. Yeah, I think that's that's my
action economy for sure. But felt pretty good.
Felt pretty good. I'm like.
Oh. Cabbage is so low I don't know
what the fuck I'm gonna do. Cake.
It's Garratino's food cake. I love Guarantino's food pig
with the marshmallow frosting. Like we've alphaed a cup of
Pokémon and spawned and cake and they're just like.
Doing their own thing, yeah. We also need to get to Baska
Legion. That's I understand your dad's
here, but no. It's listen, you know Sam, we
brought you cake. So bring your dad coming home.
We brought you cake to the hell. Escape for the dark.
Events for your dad coming home? I wonder if that would help him
change his mind like. Oh yeah, Cyrus.
You bought the milk, right? I write on the cake.
Welcome home, Cyrus. This is.
Crazy. We're starting to lose it you.
Know You Know Life is a comedy. If you don't laugh, you'll.
Cry, right? Yeah, if you.
Don't laugh, you'll cry. Yes, I'll cry tears of cake.
Speaking of crowd, you have some dialogue that you've earned.
This is the rest of the dialogue.
The man's demeanor changes slightly as his neutral
expression turns into a frown. Such a shame.
It is yet another victim lost to the weakness that is the human
spirit. Cyrus investigates, his hand
flexing his fingers as shadowy tendrils of smoke emerge from
all around the ground that Sam is standing on.
What a pointless attitude. The flowing time, the expanding
space. I have made it mine.
But no matter. It's clear that you will never
understand my position. If you have come here with any
intention besides aiding me in the creation of our perfect new
universe, then I have no need for you.
By coming here, you've already completed your role.
Goodbye, Artemis. Wait.
No. What do you mean?
Please come home. I need you to Causes eyes glow
pink as he begins to rapidly float towards Sam.
The smoky tendrils littering the ground coalesce into a shadowy
sphere behind Sam, black as the darkest void.
It seems that Causes reaction was too late.
Sam's father dismissively turns his attention away from this
conversation as in a fraction of a second the shadowy sphere
floats off the ground and impales Sam through her back,
out her chest. You see as she falls to her
knees, one arm out stretch towards her father atop the
shadow creature, the spear vanishes and Sam finally
collapses, breathless into the alien terrain.
Schmitz up next. Glad you got that cake.
Not this with me too. Cake is pretty cool straight at
her. You do that, you run.
Straight at her you can move your tokens causes failed to
react in time that is knelt besides Sam's body having just
failed to intercept the attack. Roll a stealth unless you want
to be noticed. I'm a roll stall from this
fucking Cyrus thing. OK, like 21.
OK, yeah, until you're next ring, he's just not going to
care that you're there. OK, sick medicine.
Check. That.
Bitch, she's making death saves. She passed.
One, yeah, which is good. You can you can medicine check
to stabilize her. Can I medicine check to
stabilize her? Right.
Yeah, it is if. You fail.
That is a death like a death counter, right?
Typically. So she passed one say one death
save, but it I'm just saying if you fail the medicine check
just. Encourage her, be there for her.
You can also like. Talk.
We do have some cake or something.
We can bring her some cake. That's crazy.
We can save her with cake. As I am.
It's on it. It's your daddy come home cake.
We brought it for you. This is so fucked up.
Yeah, it is. Yeah.
It's really good. No, I'm really sad right now.
This is how I cope. I will try to get to you as fast
as I can. I can't guarantee that I can get
to you. Yeah, we got to like check the
DOS thing. Yeah.
Teleporters. I can navigate this shit.
I'm assuming Cos can't. Yeah, because that's how they
got there. Cos listened to you.
You didn't see? You didn't see how Cos got
there? OK.
You can interact with Cos, you can do something with Sam, you
can gain the attention of the confirmed Cyrus and get rid of
e-mail. You're not seeing gear, Tina,
but you believe that it's here. So you could also do a medicine
check and even if it does fail, that's one failed death save
equivalent. But then you can use the rest of
your turn to like work on teleporting her to to do.
The cake and. Even Elodie can, you could just
give her HP. Yeah, I can just give her HP.
That was the medicine check. Is it a?
What was it that's. 12 on the. 13 for wisdom, do you all have
any proficiency? OK.
Yep. Yeah, we'll give that a pass.
Just barely. OK.
Just barely. Do you do some?
Action Oh fuck, I can't do some in actions huh?
Talk to. Her.
Talk to her. She's unconscious still.
She's still unconscious. That's.
Oh wait, no, that would. She's unconscious but she's like
at 1 HP but she's not. Cuz she's conscious because
she's. Not making death.
Correct, Correct. Not the moment.
That's huge. Big win, big dub.
I don't want to waste an action talking while this thing is
breathing me down my neck. OK, I think we just teleport to
the cake. OK, I think.
It's spicy. Yeah, how many individuals are
you teleporting? I think it's I'm not teleporting
cause so just be Schmidt Quacko me too Sumatro.
OK, all of this intelligence. Let me give you a DC before you
roll it. We'll keep it 25.
This is flat intelligence. Yeah.
It's a 16. You do in fact teleport over a
vascular agent, OK, the opposite direction.
Hey, vascular agent, how you doing?
I mean, we're closer by what measure?
This one. Doesn't work the same way.
You can't just make up. Yeah, you can't just make up
always closer. I don't know, don't.
Go there anyway those parts. Can.
Get it the same. Can you give me U2 to roll
stealth please? Yeah, well, of course that one
he fucking kills. Yeah.
What's tough again? Ducks.
Yeah, yeah, it's a 3024.
OK, great. Not being noticed by Satan.
It's a it's a plus. Do you take a summon action?
Yes, the. King of Hell did not see.
You do we have anything we could use right now?
That's why I don't think so. The drunk tank.
We can make her invulnerable. Yeah.
But she would still be making death saves I assume.
No, she, she. She's stabilized, she's stable.
Medicine. Oh, never mind.
Sorry. I'm she's like, not yeah, she's
just. Sleepy.
She's just so sleepy. Yeah, so.
Yeah, you can put her on the drink tank.
Yeah, if. You want How long is that The
king of? Thousands.
It doesn't have to. I think it's I.
Don't think you could change the take either.
Right. Yeah, you just.
We'll put Cyrus in. The drug?
It's just the user's next. Oh wait, we could put him in so
it just. Next in one turn till your next
turn. Legendary things.
Yeah. Yeah, you would.
You'll get a chance to use it, but I wouldn't be so confident.
OK, Schmidt successfully, stealthily runs over to Artemis.
Sam Symetra defines her stab wound, which is like bleeding in
a way that is not usual. It's not the way to expect.
Like the blood is forming little droplets that just like float
away rather than pooling anywhere.
You managed to patch it up the compression you'd like pull off
part of your Cape or something and patch that up.
And then you have mew to get you out of there and hopefully over
to the cake that your allies just made.
Unfortunately, due to the physics in this world wasn't
perfectly accurate and you end up on a strange island that has
a river flowing through that is flowing backwards and you end up
seeing like a knocked out basking legion.
Additionally, as you look around, you see like you
recognize a lot of the ghosts that you saw in that capsule
that sucked you into here are like just falling.
Like some of them fall into the endless void.
Some of them fall on islands and they are like drained.
They have like no energy in them.
We have Gimli, then Cindy. I got a sport crusher.
You gotta do it. Yeah, he's got a dog's gotta be
slept. So, Alpha Bud the toad squirrel.
OK, that'll just happen, thankfully.
Yeah, be sure to deduct my. Last four.
Yeah, deduct that PP and Crusher falls asleep, which is huge,
honestly. Yeah.
I guess I'll bring out an alpha, Trevor.
Too. Sure.
Just get them out there, yeah. Just get them out there.
Any bonus actions? Any summit actions?
What summit actions do we have left?
Nothing that's super helpful right now.
Just get deoxys in here. Yeah, as.
Well, yeah. I think if Cyrus starts to give
us. Real big trouble.
Really. Just should we show up?
Guaranteed US starts to give us a little bit of trouble.
We might have to think like. What?
If you fight the space alien, how about that one?
Let's get him. Yeah, we brought you.
Thought this was hell. How about Deoxys?
Can we unleash hell on hell? So just getting out, Trevor,
putting Crusher to sleep. I mean, that's a good.
Turn. Yeah, I'm pretty good with that.
OK, cool. That brings us to Cindy, then
Elodie. How stable is this island to
walk on? The island like as long as you
don't leave it, it will be consistent and you can handle
it. OK, so I can get a little bit
closer to. These guys?
Yep. Without issue.
You can walk right up next to go sure if you want.
Well I want to fiery dance which is a 15 foot circle, but I don't
want to hit my friends. So you're putting you're on
Volcarona right now. Yes.
OK, got it. Cindy's going with Volcarona.
Cool. I was like, why is Cindy moving
into the fray? I'm a right angle.
Yeah, got it, Got it. Yeah, 15 foot circle.
That should work. And not hitting my friends.
Yeah, you do risk getting waking up Crusher.
Yes, you risk waking up Crusher, but.
I did pretty good at doing quite a bit of damage to.
It before you did, and now you can remove its fire resistance.
It'll still be neutral solely. Yeah, that's right.
That's just solely hexing flames.
Yeah. I mean, still good.
Still good? Could send out solely and alpha
solely. I think that's a good play.
And then I can still use. I'll put it over here and then
use Ferry Dance. We dancing.
OK. Are they saving or is that
rolled ahead? It is ADC 15 dex save.
OK. That is something that Frostbite
is quite good at. Definitely passes 24.
Should pass Crusher who's asleep, so rolls a disadvantage
7. If a creature pals by 5 or more,
increase your dice tier on your next attack.
Any attack. So you just add.
So you increase the dice. Wake up, it's 11 higher or 12 or
higher. I was like to make it a 5050.
It's 11 or higher. OK 11 or higher is wake up. 10
or lower stay asleep. Still asleep.
Roll dance money. Yeah oh I got 2 sixes.
These these get re rolled. But hold.
And you're going to add more because it's super effective
into frostbite as well. OK.
But that's the damage in the crusher.
Which was what? 15.
But well, this is not the full damage because.
Yeah, keep going. Yeah, yeah.
So 12/15/15 Yep, I don't. Know No 17. 1717.
You're the last guy. Stop.
I can't stop. I can mess up 51.
Frostbite's looking fucked, honestly.
Crusher's doing fine. The frostbite.
'S looking he's crusher. Can I give a thumbs down as a
like free action like? To who?
Frostbite cuz they're OK. They look rough.
Yeah, they look rough, and they also look like they're not
present. Like you remember Frostbite
being chill and friendly and they're like not they're not
there. Anything else?
I think that's all I can do action economy wise.
But we said no to summons. What else we?
Got oh, if you want to look. I mean, we don't really have
much can't. Believe there's just a cake
here? Yeah.
What does the flash can do? Is it like blinding or is it
like can? Like it's damage.
Damage. Oh I'm sorry I super lied.
Enemies hit suffer disadvantage on saving throws until the users
next turn in initiative. Dirty foot circle.
So I guess you have blinding. Reduce AC by 10.
That's. Huge.
Yeah, we can target multiple, I think with that.
We can also. Just no, I'm sorry, I super
lied. Just one.
If we do have to fight Guerra, Tina, that'd be very helpful,
yeah. Yeah, we can't.
Can't do anything right now I don't think.
OK, Cindy, as you attack Frostbite and it takes damage,
it's eyes dissipate from being red and they make eye contact
with you and there's a sense of familiarity and then after a
second just flashes back to red angry eyes.
Elody. OK.
And then they're finally doing stuff.
Cabbage is going to eat some cake.
Hell yeah, 4010, baby. 4010 isn't it?
Or was it 4012? You said 4012. 4012 And if I do
my action to do that, I just get all of it.
Sure. So that will be. 90 years left.
That's a big cake, guys. They really tried to go hard for
Gregory again and we took his cake again.
Sorry, Greg, it. Was 7 layers last big G?
They were. Really.
They tried to make up for the seven layer cake being lost.
And then they lost it again. Can I, Can I just like, fling
some cake to see where it goes, to see if I can figure out how
to get to? Your Yeah, you can totally do
that. You want to get to the island
that Sam Schmidt you 2 Quacko and Vasculagin is correct.
OK, You're just going to throw in that direction?
I guess I'll just throw in that direction.
I don't know what the best direction would be.
There's no rules, so yeah, why not?
Make us make a strength or decks.
Athletics are acrobatics and not really acrobatics, just decks.
It wouldn't be acrobatics. Do a quick slip while throwing
this piece of cake. 14, yeah. That's good enough.
You're just going to throw it in their direction.
The cake from here it goes out to here and then lands like on
the opposite side of the distortion.
World. So not that way.
Is that like an action or? Yeah, could they hear me from
rhyme? Yeah, it's going to be all
distorted and fucked, but Schmidt can hear you.
Why not? I haven't done it yet.
I will give Schmidt and I'll let his party time.
What do you say? You.
Got this. OK, Yeah.
Perfect. No.
I'm coming with cake. What time?
What die size is that? D8.
Cool, D8 to put on whatever. OK, cool.
Frostbite gonna slash at Cindy. Super empowered 19 to hit.
Me. Yep, to me, the person or
Volcarona. Yeah, Cindy the person.
Damn. Yeah, fucked up.
My AC is 11 dog. Yeah, dog.
And you know what? Even better, it's Night Slash
that's a critical hit. It's Night Slash hasn't boosted
Great 19. Hey.
You should have some cake. Hey, girly Pop.
I'm at full HP right now. Yeah, it don't mean nothing for
Cindy. You're full HP 62.
Yeah. This is gonna still take.
Crit night slash it's only. It's only 48 points of damage.
This cake time, it's. A little.
Bit down as Frostbite and fucking gashes straight into
Cindy. Yeah, that's fucked.
I don't know what's to say it has an additional action only on
other targets and they're gonna go for an aerial ace into
Volcarona. Fuck, that just hits.
I don't roll forever. The fuck?
How do you know the type chart? It's the How do you know that?
It's the final boss. They know, they know, they know.
We've lost, not the. Final boss?
Well, they're part of it. I'll wait.
That's part of it, Super effective.
And what are these two guys part of it?
The skeleton pumpkin Favorite pumpkins. 23 points of flying
type damage and. That's with the supervisor.
Yeah, it's weaker because it always hits.
So it's like not as how much 2323?
That's just how I sound now. Cake.
Schmidt. Cake.
Shadowy Mass rises from the shadows and now that's close up,
you can see some distinct features glowing red, pure
circular eyes and tendrils like shadowy wings peering out.
There are some gold features on the head and face that like
almost look like claws or like golden armor or something.
And there's a man who's like floating in front of the
creature. He has like long, loose, bluish
silver hair and he has like a grown out beard as if he's been
existing in this place for a while.
He says you do not appear to be associated with Neo Rocket
Galactic. Why are you here?
What are you doing with my daughter?
What are your intentions with my daughter?
Oh. That's a loaded question, bud.
Oh. My.
God, admit your feelings. This is This is.
A proclamation of love to her, to her Father, He's.
Like oh, why she's on crunch. He says, oh, waste of feelings.
He's just going to put a hand up like calmly and be like, I'm
just here for the girl and I'm here to get out.
Truly a pity. Has the world truly succumbed to
the mundanity of the human emotion in the few years that I
have been absent? I've already laid in wait for
too long. Allow me to summarize.
My aim is to rid the universe of the vague and incomplete thing
that you call Spirit. By freeing ourselves of that,
the universe can be made complete.
Now everything has fallen into place.
Your friend Artemis has made my escape and a perfect existence
for all possible year. Tina will reform the universe to
my image. I will determine the laws of the
universe. That is my justice.
That is Neo Rocket Galactic's final ambition.
I have become a deity. I am the indomitable Cyrus.
I have become ultimate. No one can interfere.
Now we have proper initiative. After this rousing monologue
from Spot, Cyrus is going to say, no one's going to stop me.
All of the islands in the Distortion world, they fall to
the same plane. So now everything is visually
accessible the way that you would want it.
Thanks. Thank.
God he's fucking solution rich. Jeez, I was like hi.
Guys, let's also look right rock we're.
Sending spending every turn tossing rock.
Right, let's find the path. Throw the rock.
We can't go. We found the little one.
To throw the rock. Honestly, to pull back the
screen a little bit, the idea of the twisted dimensions, it was
to allow the monologue to take place without like interrupting.
Fair enough. There was a path.
It was here. Specifically this tile to here,
and then any of these tiles to here.
Gotcha. Yeah, you did make it a path,
but it was going to be so hard. It was going to.
Yeah, the idea was not to be solved.
It was to wait for the monologue to.
Finish so fair. The monologue is done.
Everything is jumpable. Giant gear, Tina.
I don't have anything particularly for it, but I do
fine. Is he the token?
So the idea is that he's approximately this big.
My God. Like, yeah, yeah, he's super
fucking. This is his home world.
He's been harvesting the souls of all of these ghost types
basically. So he's super large.
The intention for this combat is that this central island, he is
coiled here. Holy shit.
And his head is like poking up like, so you can like reform
like anywhere to attack wherever anyone is.
But to attack him, you have to be able to target one of these
purple zones around the center of the map.
Basically gotcha. You have to be in range of a
purple zone. Which is the purple zones in
here. OK.
So if you're melee, this. Is our.
This is all our. This is not.
This is. So like frostbite is melee from
this purple zone. Correct.
This island is accessible, in fact almost even recommended.
But that's totally cute. The purple.
Zones. Yeah, the purples, I shouldn't
say that like the purples around this middle island are a
barrier, but like that's where the shadow entity exists.
So we can just leave him out if you want or I don't know.
I have yet I. Do.
Know. Yeah, we can move it.
We need to like, actually, yeah. OK, I don't know how well he
balances. It's like balancing the
engineering students, perhaps. They do.
Yeah, he's just in the back end cuz he.
Just moves this way just. Like he's in the middle.
Yeah, it's like a fucking horror movie.
And he's like, hello? Gang.
Yeah. So also for the.
Record After Cyrus gives this monologue, he like, descends
into Giratina's like space. He's like shit.
And he's like in there. Giratina's eyes, they glow, and
you see the full form of its body coiled around the center
island in the Distortion world. Giratina is Sam's stepmom.
That's crazy. That's.
A step what? On that's a statement to say
sure. Yeah, we don't do.
It a few things as this combat officially starts 1 you get like
the sensation that along with the warped physics and gravity
of this world that Guillotina clearly has dominion over.
You understand, looking at its carapace and just being skilled
Pokémon trainers and understanding all this stuff.
Type matchups aren't exactly as they seem specifically for
Guillotina. Yeah, something's weird with how
it handles typing. 1st is it's frightful presence.
This transition and everything is incredibly terrifying.
I want specifically the humans only to make wisdom saves DC-15.
Nope. Nope. 1919 OK and then the rest
are fails. Yeah, you like this?
I failed like one. OK, can I fudge a role?
Can I expend a lot of points I can call a cathalo?
I did give you an inspo, I don't know if it would help.
What? Is it a DA?
8. DA8DA8 I'm gonna use the DA82,
that's enough, OK. Cool.
Those who passed, nothing happens.
This guy's freaky. Those who failed you are
terrified by the sight of what is basically Satan in a super
powerful form. Any commands that you give
directly to attack on your next turn will be at disadvantage or
saves will be made at advantage and you can't you can't move
your trainer towards Guerritina for this turn.
Additionally, as of just speaking to Schmidt and friends,
Guerritina is going to use it's multi attack.
It has to attack a different creature with each bit is going
to be a bite, a wing and a tail. So Schmidt is gonna get bitten.
Damn is that a 25 to hit? Yeah, I think that hits, yeah.
It's just not much. I mean, we have cake, so yeah,
it's just not an awesome cake for sure.
After I get hit. Your team is gaping golden mock,
which is right on Schmidt, only dealing 11 damage.
Could be sick, could be much worse.
You might be fine. You might be fine.
I still deserve talking shit on Garrotina.
The wing attack is actually going to slash into Quacko and
MU 2. Have them make deck saves.
What the fuck quacko? That's a dirty 20.
OK, Quacko avoids all damage. No, just kidding, he avoids most
damage. U2. 21. 21 Yep.
OK, so they both pass. Yep.
OK, they both take 36 typeless damage as one of Guillotina's
tendrils. Like, that's right, stabs
through two of them. No, that's not right.
Yeah, you didn't. Taco hasn't taken any damage.
Yeah, OK. I still had damage from an old
combat. And Guillotina will slam the tip
of its tail into Cause and Sam, we're gonna say that causes like
protecting Sam as she is down, We will see if this hits.
The bonus on this is quite high. Yeah, 26 will hit 'cause and Sam
get tail smashed, take 36 points of damage and Sam re enters her
death saves. God damn it dude, that.
Cause. Was protecting her.
Well, he also got. Hit.
Well, yeah. So I'm only that's what you can
do. That's a pretty big tail right
there, yeah. Damn it cause.
Cool. That is Guillotine's first turn.
Schmidt, you're up. OK, I'm gonna look at 'cause.
I'm like, 'cause. Can you teleport her over to the
fucking cake 'cause? We'll telepathically link with
you. He's your instruction.
But he's kind of stuck in like a mind spiral.
He's like, this is my fault. I shouldn't have let this
happen. I made her a promise that I
would get her to her father, and now she's simply going to die.
It was all for nothing. Can I open him, slap him and be
like, get into each other man? Yeah, you can, yeah.
Yeah. Roll strength, I think it's
only, well, +2, so 10. Yeah, that's like an ideal.
Yeah, You hit him and he like recalls a bit.
He has a much firmer face than he would expect on Alkazam to
have. And he will make eye contact
with you and he will say, yes, you are right.
And he will on his turn, which actually I don't think I rolled
for. So let's look at something.
Did Marcro gets the end? He's up deep into the void with
me. Yeah, you don't know where
Marcro is, but he's around. Kyogre is somewhere.
There's a couple of this fucked up corrupted Pokémon as well,
but the. Uncle went home.
It's like I don't want anything. To do with this, Algo's despond
at this point gone back to the time dimension, yeah.
So yeah, on Cos's turn, they will teleport with Artemis to
the cake. To give them the plates to bring
to me so we can summit our CS. We don't have all of the plates.
No, we have a lot of them. Not even with.
Yeah, we do have a lot of them, but we don't have all of them.
Yeah, I assume you need all of them.
Which ones are we missing or just missing?
Ghosts. So I don't actually know what
we're missing. Yeah, we're missing ghosts.
So we gotta find the ghost fucky.
So he is the ghost. OK.
Yeah, Yeah. So.
So yeah, unfortunately I don't get some narciss.
Assuming that that is even a thing.
Assuming that that's something we should do, yeah.
I mean, regardless, we could. Try.
Or I feel like we have other plans of approach before we get
desperate enough that the son and dad.
To pray. Calling your dad.
I'm becoming religious. Next business, can you list off
the plates that I have again? You have bug, dragon, ice,
artificial water, artificial grass, poison, Ground steel,
fighting dark psychic the Mr. Mime, Mr. Mime.
Is he here? He didn't get sucked up in the
void out of this. He took him out.
He just took him out. He was got.
US, yeah. He got us.
There wasn't really a plate with that that he could have grabbed.
No 'cause you have the fairy plate.
I do have the fairy, so I have the fairy.
It was one of the artificial plates.
It's not a normal plate I'm realizing.
True. If it is a thing, it's not
relevant. OK.
But we do have the flying plate over here.
Yeah, that's. What I was gonna do was I was
gonna grab it from you and get over there, but that's fine.
I. Was gonna start out this is.
Kind of this is kind of better, yeah.
I think this compact's gonna take a while, and I think we'll
have opportunities to move and exchange.
Yeah, good. For sure.
I mean you still can. You could still teleport with
YouTube if you need. Any who gonna look at YouTube
and Quaco just gonna say I think we're gonna have to kill this
guy. Yeah.
Quaco says damn right. Damn, that goes on.
Basket legions right there. If basket Legion can help.
Basket legions there basket legion looks like a drained like
like its life has gone like it's alive, but like its powers are
got a. Depleted.
Get them somewhere safe. For flavor, there are other
Pokémon that have fallen and arrived on these islands and all
of them are ghost type and they all just look like they have no
energy. They're like comic.
Ghosts. I know Yuri is not a boon to
summon, but right. Come in Yuri, come get your
fish. Someone can try?
To bring it to them or something.
So someone can try to calm. If you want, Yeah, well, we can
do that on our terms or something, yeah.
Cuz I'm not expecting him to do anything to help us.
Just literally come get your go I.
Think we deal with the end of the world first?
Yeah, for sure. And.
Then we can worry about the fish.
Well, we can just try to communicate through the comps
in. My list of.
Yeah, but if you relocate, don't leave the.
Fish behind. I think I might leave the fish
behind. You can get them late, you know
so. If you're gonna TP to that here
would. Cut the cat, bring some fish to
the other. Side not yet.
It's on on their Turks. They're at the end of initially
OK. I'll just make sure.
Yep, they just bring the fish with you when you bring them
back over. As long as he's by the cake,
you. Slap him again.
Also bring the fish. Yeah, bring the fish.
It's a cause to bring Sam and the fish to the plate.
Take that fish with you, OK? Do you tell him to take that
fish with them? We.
Promised. You're OK to get.
That. Fish cause, yeah.
The psychic plate. Yes, between you, Cindy might
have it. No, I pick.
It. Up, I pick it.
Up. You haven't.
Shit, wait, no. But does he want to me too?
Yeah, I would like to or. Me too or.
Ask me too, would you be willing?
To take labs created, right? Yeah.
That's when both of them, I feel like ask.
Yeah, I would ask. But I think it's like a
willingness to, yeah. Sure you ask me.
It's your old Chrisma. You had a persuasion to it if
you haven't gone. So that is +5 with my plus zero
from Christmas as a nine. I can make a crit.
Didn't we decide it was the user's use?
Cuz we've used it on another. It's a quacky thing, yeah.
Did we do that? The only people who have used it
use it on their own. OK.
I will say I did ask beforehand and you said we could use it on
others, but that's OK if we want to write combat.
It's the final. You guys can fucking go for it.
Yeah, I'm gonna say don't use it, OK?
That's fine. Mewtwo says this artifactful
greatly enhance my ability and my power.
I will be incapable of achieving the aspect for them, but if you
wish to let me use its power, that would be useful.
Yeah. I think we need all the
firepower we can get. OK, you can give it to him and
there's no particular transformation just like a pink
or A and he's like DBD he's. Just stronger.
Yeah, he's just better. Are there stats that come with
that or is that hidden until? Yeah, we'll bake in double your
damage bonus and increase your dice tears.
Holy shit. Yeah, I'm just gonna write down
that. Actually we got MU2Z.
I'm like realizing we can just like alpha all of our poker,
right? We really shouldn't, but we
could YouTube. YouTube's like.
Alpha, we can buff all our pokers, but it's not.
Gonna alpha every single poker I think we.
Fighting. Let's go increase sized tears.
It's not as significant as the alpha boost, but it's still
good. You've slacked Alkazam, you've
had a conversation with me too. I still want you to have attacks
if you want them. Yep.
U2's gonna throw out a good old shadow ball.
OK. That's a role to hit.
Yep, OK. You're.
It's a 18 on the die, so that's damage phone.
Let's not roll the hit, but that's still a 31 to hit. 31
doesn't in fact hit. You may roll damage.
OK. 45 points, it's super effective.
It's not. It's not Inches are.
Fucky. Something marks going on.
Question mark. Yeah, so it's just 45 straight
damage. Yeah.
Yeah, that was part of the reason I used Shadow Walk,
because I wanted to test that. Shit.
Yeah, OK, Good idea. Yeah, so Mewtwo fires off an
empowered Shadow Bowl thanks to the help of the Psychic Plate.
It connects with the massive body that's Guerotina.
There's a bit of like a cosmic shadowy splash as it connects
and then just it kind of sucks into Guerotina's body.
It dealt damage. It didn't deal as much as you
were expecting. Witnessing this and having a
normal type Pokémon that you are very familiar with, your best
friend Quacko, you get the feeling that if Quacko smacked
him with his leak with a slash, it would deal damage.
OK, that's good to know. I've given you a lot this turn.
This is our last combat. You can use your other action,
that's fine. OK, sick clock of time.
I think I know what. Don't abuse it though.
I'm not gonna give you a freebie all the time.
I'm a set up, I'm a sort stance. OK.
Do you have any flavor for the sort stance?
Clock of this does a little like duck dance with this leak.
Wack, wack, wack. Yep.
Is he Fortnite dancing? He's hitting the gritty.
He's totally hitting the gritty, yeah.
That's awesome. The Quacko source dance.
That's pretty. Witty, could you remind?
Us. What are we wittying?
The effects of source dance. Quacko gets unique to Quacko,
gets plus one from AC and double S all subsequent bonus damage
for one minute. Yep.
Excellent flavor wise for Schmidt string.
I give him a big old middle finger.
OK, no response. This is the final boss.
You've got legendary actions. Who's he on target?
I'm gonna roll for it. Alpha solely.
Thank God. Giratina charges up a sphere of
energy, magical bluish energy and launches right at solely.
No roll to hit. This is an Aura sphere dealing,
not rolling all these dice. There's no way.
So that's a scary thing to say. Actually, it's a terrifying.
That's actually scary. Why did it give me?
It gave me a parabola when I put in the damage formula instead
of. So you do a parabola of damage.
Yeah, you're. Like, dude, I gotta put this in
fucking Desmos. That actually makes it Yeah,
why? Do you know what the damage is?
Dude, there's fucking squares. Giving me.
What the fuck is going on dude? How do you put my?
Graphing calculator just taking this out.
They kind of pull up the fucking.
Imagine that's how damage worked, where like the further
away it was it does less. So you have to have like a
equation. It turns over, but do I get to
use a boon? Yes, let's get the source figure
in first dealing 41 fighting type damage.
All right, that's. About fighting.
Fighting type damage the horse fear, Yeah.
That'll be neutral I'm. Just.
Confused after. That you use wings.
You did not, OK. Guaranteeing a ore farming out
here is crazy. Yeah.
I mean, he totally is this belly up 41.
Yeah. He's sitting like a JoJo post.
He's in the he's been in the Twisted Dimension solo level.
At the end of every turn, there will be a legendary action.
It sometimes will be Oresphere, sometimes not.
OK, that's. A lot of attacks.
That's one guy. So yeah, what's your summit
action? I think we're gonna get TMS
Reggie Steel in here. Cool.
We're gonna fire a flash cannon. OK.
Hand him the steel plate when he comes in.
That explodes in a 30 foot circle.
Enemies hit suffer disadvantage on saving throws until the next
initiative. OK, where do you?
I imagine just in the poop, right?
Yeah. So I imagine, like, his head's
like, kind of swimming around here.
I wanna aim for his face. OK, yeah, you can aim for
Guillotine. His face TMF will emerge from
the portal, he gets the call, he just knows his time is up.
Registeel is there, goes fires at Registeel and for the time
being appears that Giratina will have disadvantage on saving
throws. Thank you.
Registeel as the flash cannon just like interrupts its
ability. Very cool, so everyone do your
moves that require saving throws.
I mean, that's mostly what I'm doing.
That's true. So Gimli then Cindy, OK.
We are out of spores, but that would consume a legendary
protection anyway. You would not probably fall
asleep it. Would get rid of a legendary
resistance. It would, but I'm out of PP.
This amount of gaming is valid, I think.
What you know about DND boxes? I'm not gonna pull any crazy.
It wouldn't matter anyway because it wouldn't affect that
simply because of that, but. There's a boon if you wanna put
them to sleep. They have to make a saving
though. But.
Weird weird flavoring because otherwise it's kind of a weird
move to use. But can I use sand tomb to like
if he's doing the triple swing, can I use it to try to in case
something to stop it from swinging out?
Like as a cuz I can't cuz I can't restrain Guerritina.
So sand tube kind of is just chip damage.
That's kind of fun. But if it's like, hey, like I'm
in one of the rings or something, yeah, like, oh, I can
restrain his wing with a sand tomb or something.
Sure, we can give a disadvantage on his attack.
OK use fuckers that'll work that way.
So I will go for the sand tomb that is a.
Well, yeah, you have to roll the hip first.
Well, it's a DC-19 strength. A disadvantage.
Nice thing. Actually, DC, we established
this 22 DC Yeah, because of the aspect.
Yeah, it's 18, so the effect persists.
I think if you want to like temporarily disable a part, we
may not rule damage. OK, did fuck it roll damage this
guy. 'S why it's like it's in lieu of
the fact that I can't restrain. Him right, Right.
For the. Success.
So yeah, the next wing attack will be.
With disadvantage. Yeah, that's reasonable.
Yeah, just go for it. So 12 + 1224 damage.
This is coming from Trevor, Yes. OK, as the same tomb
encapsulates one of the shadowy wings of Giratina, you observe
that it seems that this attack does significantly more damage.
Double your damage dice. He's weak to ground.
Because that wing is flying. Something to figure out.
So maybe different parts of different.
Different parts of different weaknesses, and it might be the
opposite or something weirdly adjacent.
Keep doing research. Write it down, maybe.
Yeah, write it down. There's some science to solve
here, yeah. It was specifically the wing
that was weak to ground. Wing weak to ground.
And the face, I mean it. Could be like reverse something
or it could just be like the wings are a type what's weak to
ground electric. Wait, no, yes, correct.
Electrical. So what's your new damage
folder? Yeah.
I added it to my head with it. I just lost it.
I was 38. Yeah.
Point. OK, yeah, seemingly super
effective damage in a way. Yeah.
So as Trevor focuses this earthen energy to the wing of
gear, one of the shadowy tendril spiky wings gets like all caught
up in sand. You another action.
So with that in mind, I'm going to Earth power the same wing,
OK, and we'll see what happens. So this is a roll to hit.
OK, come on, get it together, my.
Bad you know the physics are using earth power on a wing
that's floating in a void is weird, but honestly, this earth
power is coming from Bud correct?
Yeah, 21. I'll reveal it, meets it, beats
it. What does he think?
DC-21 to hit Guerotino. 21 AC. Yeah, he's just hitting
Guerotino in general. He's targeting the wing.
Is it still super effective? It is OK, you can include that
couple days damage. 64. Yeah, excellent. 64 points of
ground type damage as Bud summons just earthen energy in a
similar way of sand tuned but more like kind of explosive
volcanic almost into the same wound that was sand tuned and it
suffers seemingly large damage. Anything else for your term
Gimling? Do we have any booms?
You want to see? Yeah.
What booms do we have left? You got the farmhands.
The farmhands The sleepy farmhands.
But does the. Classify not gargantuan or
whatever. There's no size restriction, but
again, keep darn D boss stuff in mind.
Yeah, DND boss stuff, we actually might want to do that
just to consume the DND boss stuff.
That's usually it's two to three legendary like conditions,
resistances. So yeah, I'll do farmhand
revolution and try to put carrotin it to sleep.
OK, as we do that, the call comes for pumpkin and a barrage
of grass types from the farm to descend from the portal.
They arrive on the first island where you all arrived, and they
all send out their leafy attacks to the shadowy mass that is
Giratina. Giratina will in fact consume a
legendary resistance to prevent this effect from taking place.
Mitt, make a perception check. Why?
Is it always? Me.
You're the main character. There's a reason you'll see. 15
I think it's just plus one you can get. 16.
That's so cute. 16 Yep, you noticed that as this connects
that would put guillotine asleep connects that like even though
she's unconscious, a breath exhales from Sam's mouth and it
like a heavy deep breath and you feel like it is somehow related
to irritating his ability to shrug off this attack.
Interesting. Did it give Sam the sleep and
now she's just asleep? She's honked, chewing.
Yeah. Anything else for Gimli?
No, that is it. That's all my actions.
Legendary action here. Tina will slither around to the
continent that it is coiled to, and it will use a tail attack on
Cindy. It'll hit Cindy and Larva *
rolling to hit. Fam, we're gonna die.
You'll be fine. I'm right here.
Yeah.
We. Got I was at 19 on the die, not
at 20. I assume that a 35 will hit.
My AC is 11. OK, wait, larva stars AC is 16.
Cindy's AC is 11. Yes.
Holy shit. I.
Am a child. I know that's just, that's just
love. You'll both take damage.
Cindy will take reduced damage. Let's all these die, shall we?
Pretty good. Larva Star takes 92 points of
damage. Cindy takes Cindy's dead.
Cindy takes half of that. What's half of 924066?
I have 14 HP. Yeah.
That doesn't take you to You're not dead, though.
I'm not dead. OK, wait.
Just set it to 0 larva *92 big tail attack.
That is not. Slamming both you guys.
One 2 - 9 How much is is death? Like how many do you need to get
hit with to? Death.
It has to like, match your HP total, I think, but negative.
Yeah, but that has to be in one attack.
It can't be. It's not.
Your case it has to be your. Like now you're on death saves,
so yeah. Oh yeah, that was unfortunate in
targeting because that's your turn, so you have to roll a
death save. Sound the dice ended up Man,
they do be like that sometimes. Seven.
That's a fail. Cindy goes one step closer to
death. Ellenie Gimli roll perception
checks. Of.
Course, why not? Like you might fail death save.
Yeah. Yeah, 14. 22.
Yeah, those are high enough. As Cindy loses some grasp on her
mortality, you notice something distinct.
You notice that the amulet that she was wearing begins to glow.
You can give commands to two of your Pokémon, but they will
suffer penalties because they're acting on their own instinct.
OK, so so we can attack with someone on RCS guys, it's the
ambulance fool. Yep, sure is.
That's what I was thinking. I was just thinking it's maybe
like again Legend of Zelda fairy thing where if you die it
revives you. But I don't want to test it, so
that was just my theory. Who knows?
I don't want to test it. The amulet like no.
Like it just it revives you. Already.
When did it go before? When we were fighting Kyogre?
When? Yeah, we.
Were fighting retroactive right? I think so.
It's maybe when it's plate fucking us, it's.
Plate plating a plate. It's like one of the only
mysteries left in the campaign. Sure.
We're never gonna solve it. No, maybe you might not.
You might not. You can use your turn to attack
normally as you would with your Pokémon, but they just against
suffer penalties because you're not giving the commands.
They see Cindy down and they're like.
I'm I feel like an overheat would be a good shout but I
don't want to hit all my friends.
That means slowly. But you're still asleep too.
Keep that in mind. So slowly could theoretically,
but that would also require movement and a whole bunch to
like move slowly. Frostbite like KOD?
Frostbite is low OK. Cindy's just larva.
So just like holding Cindy, Yeah.
Pretty much, Yeah, pretty much. So a flamethrower from like here
it's the. Yeah, I am.
Moving all my I should have cut it better.
But I don't wanna hit pressure cuz crusher's not inactive.
You could use your. Well, no, that would that your
passive wouldn't pass the terms and conditions passive.
It's also a flame thrower's a 40 foot cone.
Yeah. I mean, you just angled it like
this. It'll work.
It'll be fine. OK, so slowly's moving a little
bit and using a flamethrower which is ADC, does the deck save
go up because my dex is higher? Your dex went up from the
transformation, yeah. Yeah, Yeah, it should it.
Goes up some, it's whatever the it's.
Either it goes up two or three points because you have +5 to
decks, right? So.
You have +6 to deck. +6 to decks.
That went up to 23. Right, that's not gonna matter
with the math anyway. We'll add the DC by three.
What? So what is the DC?
17 so it goes up to 20. They also have disadvantage from
the flash can. Yep, that's a fail.
Did it feel better? More.
No, OK. However, it's super effective.
Would you aim for it? Just.
Body fire? Was this fire?
Yeah. Flamethrower.
It's gotta be steel. It's kind.
Of fire anagram. I think it's kind of functioning
like stellar transform from an aspect.
Aspect does damage, it's super effective.
The aspect moves are super effective.
That's a good shout. Rule your damage.
So I have that's weird damaged days and it's super effective.
So double, double. Yeah, go nuts.
Is my did we end the previous like combat?
Like do I still have? Am I still decorated?
That was three turns. Yeah, that's over.
Oh, it's only three turns. Yes, OK.
Yeah. No decorate decorate blasts a
combat, but that's a few whether this.
Is the same. That's what I'm saying.
Like we entered the portal. It's not the same combat.
OK. That's fine.
I think as you went into the void, all the cake just dripped
off of Sully's blood, no? That's totally fine, that's why
I'm double checking the. Cake wasn't made in this
dimension. Yeah, that cake was.
What's not that cake?
Yeah, this cake cannot leave before, so we have to finish it
before we leave. Yeah.
If you bring that back to the overall, it's a nuclear bomb.
It's. Yeah, it just like touches the
ground explodes. And it's.
Like no. Wow, Add all that up baby.
Late game boss. 80. 5 + 18. Nicely done 100.
Something, yeah. 103. Let's go.
Big hit Big hit Alpha Soli fires off a flamethrower, dealing
super effective damage to the routine as a recoils and roars
and all of the islands in the distortion world just like
shatter and shake as a result of the roaring Very good.
What else for Cindy the. Only other Pokémon that's all
right now is a larva star. OK, what?
Are we feeling like bug buzz? It doesn't matter.
Cuz it's not an aspect. Yeah, that's that's my theory my
running for 80. Right.
Is that? Non aspect of Pokémon are gonna
do neutral. Neutral.
Yeah, well, mug buzz wouldn't be super effective.
True, it would actually be resisted if he was ghost.
So. So dumb.
We'll see. You know what?
Let's do the mega train. Let's see what happens.
Get some age feedback, get to make.
Actually, so it's. Gonna.
Go hopefully. Let it RIP.
OK, hold. It we know the AC, it's public.
Oh, that should hit 19, Yeah. +8.
Yeah, that's past normal. Yeah, you may roll resisted
grass damage. So resisted because guarantee is
a dragon or something else. It's something else.
So that's that's one D 8 + 4, but one D 8 + 4.
That's how first health is health baby.
That's not aspected. Health is health, baby.
And that's probably why Mewtwo is neutral cuz.
He was 7 + 4. Is it's.
Resisted. Maybe it was super effective
naturally. It's a battle ball plus four
Yeah, 1111 so 11 damage. And so half of that teal would
make sense 5. Yeah that still wouldn't make
any sense cuz it's not like Mewtwo is the aspect of ghost.
That it wasn't, so it doesn't matter.
It's like aspect because like Trevor used Santhu and it was.
So it's just an aspect of of money using him, yeah.
But it could be that Mewtwo because he's empowered.
His by the plate it does neutral instead of resistant.
Do you have the bug plate? I do.
I have all the ones that we don't, yeah.
That are available because Ghost was fucky.
Dragon's broken. I have dragon.
Yeah, but it's it's all like fucked, but you have it.
I haven't fucked. So the only one we're missing is
Ghost. We have artificial ones of the
ones that they. Damn this is really bad.
The only artificial. Free normal thing.
I could give it to larva star and that could.
You don't have any artificial plates like the dragon plate is
real, it's just shattered. What about the water and grass
ones? You've had.
We have. The water.
Grass. Ones and now you've aiders.
Made their own powered versions of them.
Right. You can slide off the water
plate to maybe bring me in or something.
Well, Kyogre is missing right now.
Right, we don't have the water plate, but.
Anything else for Cindy? Cindy is unconscious and her
Pokémon have moved. Great.
So I cannot summon because I am not awake.
Perfect. We have LED and then it's.
All like it's on the columns. Pause so LED.
I'm expecting 3 ancestral fame addicts.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
That makes sense, this. Is what I was thinking.
So Crusher and Frostbite are what are they doing?
Crusher's asleep. Frostbite's gearing up for an
attack. On us, but it's very weak.
It has to be time to me. Yeah, yeah.
How good I die. I'm a date.
Guys, legendary action. Right go how?
How? Foolish of me.
I need to like give myself. I can't believe we didn't remind
you. Listen, it's the only way to
make A1V20 fair. No, it said no.
It's actually totally fair, but I wouldn't be upset if you
forgot, that's all. OK, Giratina will target a.
What is this? It's 2 lines I can place
anywhere. Interesting.
It's like we have two groups of people.
Well. Yeah, it's one of the legendary
actions. Why are you guys like in the
middle of shit? Where are you supposed?
To be, I don't know, something got moved, you can just push me
next. I am certainly not in the middle
of shit, just. Put well, either way, this is 2
lines. Yeah, your team will summon A
Howling, chilling Gale. Each creature within these lines
must succeed on ADC 23 Strength saving throw.
She's just. I don't think I can save that if
you. Can.
It is an ominous wind that blast into you.
It requires ADC 23 strength saving throw for every creature,
so. Not you.
You're good. Well, solely.
Oh solely, isn't it? Solely Gimli, LED Alpha cabbage,
alpha Trevor and alpha bud. What's the DC?
23 Strength. Trevor did not make it.
Pizza. Pizza, Yeah.
Definitely. Yeah, it's a pizza.
Pizza. Yeah.
Two fails. OK.
This is ghost type damage. I don't think that affects any
calculations here. So everyone failed except for
Trevor? Yes.
OK. What the?
Fuck get blown to a different part.
And additionally this is all neutral damage right?
Yes. Yeah, would be.
To the Pokémon at 54. To the humans, half of that, so
27. Well, who's going to feed Cindy
cake now? Maybe Crusher will.
Thanks, Keelan. 'S over here.
Yeah, Keelan can heal you. It's fine.
Keelan can heal you. It's not as effective as I.
I mean, being alive and being able to feed myself cake is an
option, yeah. I'm so hurt crawling over to the
cake. Which is not ideal, but we.
Can. No, I just think it's a funny
scene. It's allowed.
Like if you wake up, you can do that.
I just think it's hilarious. Elleny, it's your turn.
Yay. Also, I should specify there's a
like hint of tiredness after Guerritina uses this powerful
powerful attack that displaces a bunch of enemies at the end of
your turn. He will not take a legendary
action that one cost 2. Can Key Lime feed Cindy cake?
Is that something she can do? Key Lime has a feature
telepathy, right? Yes, yeah, LED can communicate
like give Cindy cake and with a pretty easy Dex check, I think
he will be able to do that as well as consuming all movement.
That's fine, 15. Yeah, I'll do it.
Just canonically, Key Lime runs over to the previously 10 tier
cake that was made by Ancestral Fame.
Magic that is existing in the Distortion world takes a tier
off and can go feed it to Cindy. Key Lime will have to roll the
HP that is recovered. OK, even though she's using her
action to do that. No, never mind.
But it will be have because it's a person.
OK. SO2D122.
D12 So that'd be 24. Was there a bonus or was it just
D12? I think it was just D12.
OK. Give yourself some HP24.
Yeah, Cindy's back up after a cake shoveled into her mouth
from a robot. Yeah.
Pretty cool as you do, yeah. Cake.
And now there's 8 tiers left on that stationary cake.
What else for LED? Good fucking question that
ruined everything I was going to do.
Who's with me? You who?
Has the other plate. The plates.
Cindy has the plates. OK, I need to get back over it
but I've used Key Lime's action so she can't come to me and
Missy terrain will not reach all the way over there for me to
teleport over there. Could you have a movement boon?
The Winona's Winona's wings I technically I did use that to
get to the circle on like our last turn of initiative you.
Use that boon. Yeah.
But I mean, it didn't really do anything because immediately
after that was when we got out of initiative.
I didn't even describe that happening.
So yeah, let's you, we can still use it, right?
I didn't describe that, did I? Yeah.
OK. OK cool.
Then that double S my movement speed, so that would be 60
right? Do you have any flavor for what
you say to Winona and the Wing Riders as they fly down through
the portal into the Distortion World?
I'll just be like. My bad ghosting you that one
time. Ghosting.
Yeah, pretty funny.
But there's bigger ghost problems to do with that.
We've got our own demons to fight right now, yeah.
How far can I get then? Yeah, so when the wing writers
will flop their wings behind this group of the Packo and you
remember these people being enhanced, what are you trying to
do? Sorry.
I mean, it's normal movement rules where there's purple,
there's like a jump, but that doesn't really matter.
I can't really see over. This I'm.
Just like, I don't know, counting how far I can go 60
feet is. Just 7 leave Guerotino like on
the DM screen or something? That's not right.
Thinking about. It's. 12. 12.
Yeah, whatever, just. Kind of peeking.
Over multiples of five. Yep.
Yeah, that's. Actually diagonal is also count
as this is 5 feet. Really.
Yes, this every aspect. Let me get all the way fucking
over dog. Yeah, 8 directional.
This is still 5. Let me just let me get over.
Yeah, some tables do, like if you go to diagonal it's double
movement, but I don't care. Yeah.
Can you count out if I can get back over here how far I can
get? Well, remember, you can't travel
this way. Right.
So just go over. Yeah, 123. 456 How?
Do you get over the poop 7? You have to jump.
This is a jump. Athletics bonus action that will
cost a bonus action. Yeah, we're gonna do Ballers
gate jumping. OK, so would that be for both me
and cabbage or? Are you going with cabbage?
Yes, you're going together. Yeah, like both of us do that.
Then do athletics, acrobatics, jump, DC-11.
OK, should be fine, but maybe not.
Yeah. Cool, look at 15.
Yep, you jumped the gap. OK.
And then what were you on? That was 7 so like. 891011 OK,
so I'll just get back over next week.
And remember, guaranteeing targeting could be here as well.
That was my summon and my bonus action.
Eli did an action, so I have one action left right.
Yeah, that was all movement so because it was a non dash
movement, so. So I can.
Or. No, because Crusher's right
there. I don't want to heal Crusher.
I was like, let me just blast you all with some more healing.
I mean, Crusher's asleep and I don't think healing attempts to
wake. It doesn't.
It does not. Yeah, but I would still heal him
and then it would be harder to take down.
Yeah, but then we build a wall and then we let the axis loose
and hyperton the wall and then the axis will deal with.
Them where's the build the wall come from?
You. Yeah, you can just make a wall.
Yeah, make walls you can the rock.
What are we talking about? You can.
You have a passive. I know, I guess like can I
manipulate this rock? We had a try.
This rock. This rock, I mean, I.
And now all the rock is like. I mean, I tried to talk to
plants and that didn't work out. So it cost HP.
So part of my head cannon is that like, Trevor donates it?
Yeah. I've decided what I would like
to do. Yeah, I'm going to.
Can I hold a healing light of Ruin in this direction until CAS
teleport Sam over? Yeah.
OK. That's what I'll do.
Prepared action Hold. You use the bonus accent to
jump. Do you have anything else?
You have another action, right? That is, I'm holding that action
cuz I yeah, so that's. Right.
Yeah. OK.
Thank you. Elodie Guillotina would normally
take a legendary action to attack.
Here, however, is exhausted from the powerful ominous wind.
We will have Cause and then the bad guy.
So that's all me for two turns. Cause is going to teleport Sam
and Baskillion. I need to make the.
No. He can just do it.
What's that distance? Is it 120?
Shirley. Shirley.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, put him down.
Like here. Yeah.
Where? By the cake.
Crate. Didn't he want him to get by the
cake? Is this within range of your
thing? Yeah, it's 30 feet cone, so it
should be. That looks right it.
Should be. That's right.
Yep, 6 tiles. And that will hit frostbite in
Crusher. That's fine.
OK, you can angle it to not hit crusher, but you will hit
frostbite. Then you wouldn't get Trevor.
Has Trevor taken damage? No.
OK. Key Lime's also all up.
But that would do it. Would that not also hit Guerra
Tina then? It's on the line.
I guess it would. Yeah.
Will he like it? Stinky real world healing.
Something like this way it, I mean, it'll just cover
everybody. Yeah, yeah, you.
That's fine. I also miss Guerritino.
Yeah. I would rather hit Crusher than
Guerritino, OK. Personally.
You have your prepared action, Let it RIP.
Roll that healing. Let me get that it's 10 D 10.
Frostbite loves that. Yeah.
It's a huge fan dude. Thank you.
Somewhat ass. And that heals everybody.
Everything in this range, including Cindy.
Do I get half of that? Because I am.
I am human. Yes, that's true.
So 72 OK for Pokémon divided by 2 to 36 for people.
Can I just kind of like walk in front, have walked in front of
her and get that as well for myself?
Sure, why not live a little? What's Thank you, my child.
Oh, thank you, child. What?
Was this also in that? Did he take?
He didn't. Take no damage.
What was the amount again? 72 for Pokémon.
Cool. Yeah, Frostbite looks quite
considerably revived. And Crusher.
You're welcome. Crusher as well.
Don't. Hurt us, don't hurt us, please.
We're. Not You're not yourself right
now. This isn't you.
Very good. 90s. Yeah, how's vasculation?
Still drained. Vasculation is like conscious
but has no ability. Imagine being like.
It's like a wake of the type. It's like literally like a or
eating. And spectral fish can't swim,
Yeah. In this the Spectre Spectral
run. Yeah, he's like, I can't do it.
It's almost like his powers are like being channeled into
something else. Wow.
So he's no longer spectral fish. He's just, he's knocking.
Out day he's. Just fish.
It's like he flop it. He had no ghosts.
Cause will Yeah. So Sam's not making death saves.
Sam is still fucked. Like she's still got a hole in
her chest but but. She was still in the middle of
something. Else like how did she get here?
Yeah. Cos will Cos do anything else?
Probably not. It'll just be sad.
Sad boys, sad boys. Can't believe this is happening.
Sad boys, Cos gets healed. Too Dude I best.
Yeah, Cos gets healed, Yeah, He took a bit of attack, yes.
He feels really guilty, I guess throughout the telepathy that
he's thinking he's kind of sharing them with you.
He's like apologetic. He's like Artemis and like I had
her do these terrible things cuz I made a promise when she saved
my life taking me out from the test facility that I would do
everything in my power to bring her to her father.
Now that I brought her to her father, it's all a waste.
Everything I did was pointless because now the universe is
gonna end so it causes sad boy hours.
As I did that, it's my bad. Yeah, I'll talk to him.
Yeah, I'll talk to him, don't worry.
He's crashing out. He's crashing out.
He's truly crashing out. Yeah, that's a great way to put.
It Reese will crash out though. I just.
Start dropping cakes. I mean, cheer up, Pierce Cake.
Magic you can, right or no? I use my bonus action.
I'll do not don't. Worry that's.
OK. All right.
I know, but. Well, I probably do want to get
back to the cake. Cabbage is pretty low.
Legendary action Guerratina going to fire off a Shadow Ball.
Sit back. How will it target Shadow Ball 2
Soul Eater he. Ate.
Solely dog. That was random I.
Think yeah, it's fair, it's fair, it's random.
He just. I'm feeling targeted.
Rolling to hit Dirty 20. Meets it, beats it.
Rolling Ghost type damage 92.
Damage. 92 points of ghost type damage solely knocked out
additionally the. Plate.
Drops. Yeah, there's something.
Right there, so. As it up and pick up my fox
it's. Not like heard.
As soul leader loses consciousness and kind of like
falls to the ground, you can see like a wispy part of her spirit
sleeve and suck into guillotine his body.
Does he have like an ability where he does more damage or
whatever based on? He is a passive called Soul
Leader. That was his legendary action on
causes turn now is his proper action Guertina after launching
that shadow ball, his eyes will glow and then become Guertina's
body will become all miraged and disappears.
You hear like a howling off of the distance like and it's like
getting louder and louder and louder and in the process
Sentinels of the deep. Spawn.
These are the equivalent to being.
Beans, Brothers. They are the same creatures as
being They look larger and fiercer and more empowered.
But they are here and they are looking for souls is.
Giratina still doing things at disadvantage from whatever that
moves that was. I don't think we've got a full.
Round receiving saving throws, not like only.
Receiving saving throws OK. Also I should say as these bean
equivalent monsters spawn, Giratina disappears is not
targetable. This guy will attack cousin Sam
just with like a shadow cloth. That's a good way to put it. 24
should hit one moment. I'll just use their same damage
numbers if they hit or not. I don't want to roll all these
damage they will deal 56 to cause and Sam Sam will take half
of that so Sam isn't down thanks to the light of Ruin.
This guy attacks there. He's also going to move here to
make that attack. This guy will.
Who will he target? Key Lime?
He's already in. Key Lime.
Yeah. Thank you.
It's. A weak 1 here.
Yeah, they're targeting you. That's nice. 18 hey Key Lime OK
also taking 56 damage. I'd make it super effective on
cause. Whatever, it's fine.
What type is it? Ghost.
It's shadow call. Yeah, it should have been super
effective on cause, but it doesn't matter. 56 damage on Key
Lime as that one strikes into Key Lime.
This guy solely's down. We could target solely.
No, it's Gimli. That's fine.
Does a 20 hit. Yeah.
Dirty 20, not natural 20, so that'll be 5620820820 points
damage and he'll move here and actually provoke an attack of
opportunity from Bud. Cool, well earth power him 4
does not hit. OK. 4/4 does not hit.
That is correct. Yeah, these guys are.
There's one more between those 3.
Yep. I'm also targeting Schmidt.
Fuck off. Don't drop a shadow call on this
Indischmidt. That's in the 30s.
Doesn't hit actually. I'm doing the same damage 28 no
282828 points of ghost type damage.
And yeah, Gertina has disappeared, but you still feel
their presence just everywhere. You get the feeling that Gertina
only left to return stronger somehow, in a frightening way.
Finally, there's. Some phantom force maybe?
Something like that, Schmidt and then Gimli.
Some phantom fuckingness. This guy I would like to
teleport. Where are you teleporting?
In the center of the ship with the cake and vascular gin does
right there in between Vascular gin and key line actually.
Does this include mew 2? And well, I have to include mew
2 and Quacko as well. Yep.
OK. Does everybody fit stacked?
I mean quacko small yeah. Or should mew 2 be next?
To Schmidt or Mew 2 should be on different squares.
OK, the cracker can share a square.
Actually, you know what? That's fine.
I forgot to, so let's finish your turn.
I forgot to crush her and frostbite.
But go on there, OK, to add to the fuckiness right now,
actually move Mewtwo back behind Schmidt.
I'm going to send out Walter. Hey, Walter, It.
Does wow. Walter.
And. Why are we in hell?
What's going on? OK, do I have to take the boot
at the end of my turn or can I do the boom then do 1 action?
You can put it anywhere. Yeah, OK.
I would. Like to drop.
You've used your actions, you teleported, you brought out
it's. Two actions.
That's two actions. Damn.
OK, I'm still gonna do the boom. I'm gonna drop Pyre's darkness.
Where do you wanna drop it? On every fucking body.
Cool, it's right there. The idea was Walter has blind
sight, sure, but they can no longer select a 30 foot circle
until the index turn. Ally and hostile creature
trainers within our blinded and cannot be targeted by direct
attacks and make AOE saves with advantage.
That's. Just a yeah.
Yeah, it's a little bigger than this.
Yep, starting at. That's.
The darkness doesn't hit LED. It's on the rock, Yeah.
No, but it's bigger than. This he can.
Circle. And he can choose where to put.
It so I'm asking him. I think it's gonna be centered
from him and. So not LED.
Yeah, OK. I just wanna make sure cuz it's
gonna cover. 30 feet is here. It is a 30 foot circle.
Right. I'm just saying he can put it
anywhere, yes. Yeah, LED will be just on the
outside of it, but Crusher and bang.
Frostbite. Frostbite are in it as well.
OK, So that way we don't have to worry about them.
We don't have to worry about one of the Sentinels.
OK. They can't make direct attacks
on us for a turn. Trevor might be just outside of
it too. So, and we have Walter for Blind
Side if we want to like ferry people.
OK, OK, I like it. It's fun.
I think we just take this turn to regroup and cake up, getting
caked up on a Saturday. Sure.
I mean, you can't see the cake. You throw Walter to fairy.
OK, Walter can deliver cakes on his turn.
How long does the darkness? Last, they last for a turn.
The end of your next turn. The end of my next.
Turn. OK, cool.
Let it RIP. Thank you.
Schmidt. I don't have a plush.
I'm sorry. Gimlin Darkness.
Gimlin We couldn't see it if we wanted.
To Gimlin and Cindy. Well, Trevor kind of would be
acting on his own, yeah. He's your guy.
He's my guy. He's your guy, you're not
unconscious, so it's fine. They communicate through hand
signals. Yeah.
That I can still see. But you can't see like into
where we all are cuz it's dark. I can't see into the darkness
either. That doesn't say I would assume.
So allies are everything's blinded, everything's blinded.
It's a Trevor's. A Trevor's outside of it, yeah.
And if you move out, see. You can't see what's in it,
correct? Yeah, yeah.
Correct. Because that doesn't make sense.
It's like it's dark right here, but I can see it from the
outside of the darkness. Yeah, exactly.
You got tremor sense. What is that?
Does that mean he could like, feel where people are?
Yeah, he might have been certain who's who, but yeah, we might
make him a presence of people. Yeah, we might make him rolled
I. Don't know what I'd do with
that. Like realistically, somebody
kicked or hit one of the guys. If I know it's them.
You can't see that there will be a check for like tremor sense
being like is this a good guy or a bad guy?
We got the beam reveal lore, the shadowy Tyranitar belongs to the
Distortion world, and now there's mad evil ones.
They're so upsetty yeah. Have been reason with ours like
what are you? Why are we doing this?
What are we doing? These guys are I.
Think we should send up being a new battle?
Who's the better one? Oh, before Gimli doesn't
anything. I skipped Frostbite and Crusher.
They're not going to target anything Schmidt related because
Schmidt wasn't there. We'll say this should have taken
place before your turn. Do we accept or are we mad and
we want them to be in the blindness?
I wanted them to be in the blindness, but it's fair.
OK, I just forgot to let them go, but like, OK.
Anyway, Crusher needs to roll to wake up 11 or higher. 17 Crusher
wakes up and frostbite. Yeah.
What will they do? Hold on, Crusher.
I mean, all things considered, the best target is right there.
It's Cindy and La Festa Crusher. The corrupted wall ring is going
to use Sheer Cold on Cindy. Holy shit.
There's nothing. Cindy feels like her.
The hair on her arm stands up for a bit and she gets really
chilly, and then it has no effect.
Frostbite. Almost.
Died fam. You would hit 0 HP, it wasn't
gonna kill you. How so?
How do death saves work? Because I already failed one.
If I go unconscious again is that.
Still it resets it. Resets it.
Resets. Frostbite's gonna attack what's
in front, which is Iron Valiant gonna swing Icicle crash 23 to
hits. Yeah, OK.
That's 53. Yeah, Key Lime's.
Down OK, icicles come out of Frostbite's claws and throws at
them at Key Lime. They stab an impale and Key Lime
faints. Key lime's on the ground.
I think you are in range to return, yeah.
Yeah, if you're within 30 feet, you can just cool.
Kasoli is unconscious and over there.
As Key Lime faints, there's like a gasp that emanates from Keon's
body and it like descends into the void.
Now we can go to Gimli. Thanks for your patience, Gimli.
Then Cindy. But now it's worth A2 attack
Crusher, which is OK. Yeah, it should be able to do
pretty easily identify where Crusher is.
Crusher's the biggest thing. Yeah, yeah.
So. Trevor said.
This would be like that's a fucking wall rain.
We'll let her. Yeah, Yeah.
We'll let that slide. That's where Wall Rain is.
Yeah. Yeah, that seems way more
reasonable. Yeah, I'm just gonna rock, slide
down the line. So to. 22 Strengths Save.
What's the line look like here? Straight, Just straight.
OK, Yeah. That was like, that's where they
are. No one's interfering with that
straight line, OK? Yeah, yeah, Roll to hits the
wall ring. That is 22 strength safe.
Right. Yeah, you definitely hit got an
8. OK, yeah, wall ring is not
prone. Cool.
Should be super effective. Yeah, yes, it is super
effective, That's correct. 47. Yeah, 47 points of rock type
damage and the crusher significantly reducing the HP
that it had restored from Light of Ruin.
Pretty nice. And also crusher gets tumbled
onto its side as it is not prone.
Thank you, Trevor. Good job, Trevor.
Way to go even without me. He's got it.
All right. We're gonna pick up solely.
OK? Shouldn't require a strength
check. Not forgivenly, yeah.
We gotta get our homie out of here.
We still have. Is 1 like?
How long is 1 known as wing? Is 1 notice for everybody or is
it just the person using? Everybody, yes, I think it's for
everybody. Do it.
Yeah, do it, do it, Do it up. All right, this will provoke an
attack or opportunity. It was to the end of the next
turn when it was used it. Hasn't been in my turn yet, OK.
Yeah, correct. Yep.
So you've got 60 feet to work with, or whatever double your
movement speed is. If I dashed 120.
Yeah, I'm not getting an action. You got fucking time dude.
I can actually use it to just get to where LED is so we can
regroup and then this motherfucker's by himself.
He said diagonals are just. Yeah, yeah, we'll just.
So that's not gonna be true to an exact diagonal.
Just require what, 2 jumps? Sure.
Can Bud do the plant thing now? Now that your monologue's over,
can he convene with the plants? He can try.
They are alien plants. They will require a role to
commune with them. It could work.
It may not work. OK.
Also, jumps are bonus actions right?
So you can only do 1. Per character.
So I can't do both of these. This is.
Correct. Yeah, I think that's.
Correct. OK.
Right. You walked in for that?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
Yeah. I was like, I don't remember you
doing 1 jump. OK, so we're gonna we're gonna
end up here, which is should be. Seven.
Yeah. And then we'll look.
To jump, what is Bud's bonus for that?
He makes me a little nervous with that one.
He's got those long arms. Too.
He does get the strength athletics which he's proficient
in, so he'll be fine. It actually might be guaranteed.
It's slightly. I would have to crit fail it for
him to not be guaranteed. And Gimli's actually I think is
guaranteed. Yeah, I will always pass that
with Gimli. I don't think I need to check
that, but does though, because he can get a one or two and fail
it. Yeah, so.
Let's see, that's a two He bud stumbles, trips body does not
fully collide and he doesn't make the jump, but he doesn't
fall on the board. He's just going to stay there.
OK, that's fine. I don't really look any further
like I willed that, so that's my bad.
That's pretty fun, you're. Just no, that's I was just
looking at the odds. It's correct, yeah.
Why would you say it? I'm like, well, I have to roll.
I have to prove that I have to roll.
That's all it is. OK, so he can't move any from.
There, but attempts to make the jump with Gimli and then just
like kind of garbles it, he biffs it.
Yeah, so we're just gonna, we're gonna move next to Elody.
Elody. Very nice once Cindy's not
blind. She should be in range now, but
he is actually. If I move here, then you're
definitely in range. Now to recall solely if you want
to. OK, OK.
Once I can see. Yeah, because I have.
I have solely. So cool.
Excellent. Anything else for your turn?
Well, that was my dash. That's my second action, so I am
definitely. And you need to get smacked by
Sentinel the Void AKA Spooky Tarantar.
Dirty 16 should hit. Yeah, that's right.
I have 10 ACS so. Ten.
Yeah. Gimli.
Yeah. He's like, no.
Decks. There's no decks.
Yeah, that's correct. Just rolling that Shadow Claw
divided by 221 points damage. Just stay in the party.
Probably, yeah. You're the next guy.
You should. You're the next.
Guy. Dex is overpowered and it's
stupid. OK.
Anything else for Gimli? 13 that's it.
OK, 13 as. Well, Giratina push reappears.
He is hovering way above in the sky.
As you see above him there is a big swirling purple Whirlpool of
void energy. He begins to charge a large
force of energy in front of his mob like all this purple foresee
spookiness. The Sentinels of the Deep AKA
the Spooky Terranotars AKA the Bean copies developed this kind
of like blueish looking barrier around them and they look a
little empowered. Garrotina will make this attack
at some point, and it involves these creatures somehow.
Push them off. Push them off.
Does push them? We're not fucking strong enough.
Except for you. Yeah.
All right. All right, that's your job.
We got Cindy, then we got LED all.
Right. I can't see Gimlet because the
blood, but would we be able to communicate audibly?
Like, yes, yeah, we haven't been talking about the earpieces
much. You do not have contact with
Yuri. Yeah, Anyone out of here?
You don't, But which is curious about how you're summoning your
allies. But we're gonna hand wave it
like Baldersgate does. Like they just show up.
Wow. They're here.
Yeah. That's crazy.
I can't believe it. Yeah.
Also, we never touched on this, so I have to throw it out here.
For the record, Archie and Maxi stayed with May to help clean up
what was left of the combat. Yeah, they were already
summoned, so that makes. Sense, Yeah, yeah.
They were about at the end of their time.
Anyway, yes, you can communicate with other trainers.
Sydney, I'm close. You can recall like.
Could I recall solely? 30 feet where?
I'm at Yeah, yeah. Yeah, do it.
OK, it's a late but you have the plate right?
You picked up the plate? Yeah.
OK, cool. I'll return solely.
I do want the plate at some point cuz I do have a handful of
Max revives. Is that is it like a bonus
action to return? Yeah.
It's a return, Yeah. What do we usually do?
It's usually a rich. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but I was too far away. It's not a full action, right?
It's a full action. I think it's a switch.
Yeah, it's a full. Action.
Yeah, it's, we'll say it's a bonus action or less.
If you bring someone else out now it's a full actually,
because that's a source. Yes, I.
Think that might be in? Your because like my mentality,
I mean, I would probably die if I don't do so.
I don't have feeling for me. I guess.
I'm at 60 now. We're OK, We're chilling.
We're OK. Although it's dark.
There's a cake I. Guess, I guess we're at 60.
I'm 62. You shouldn't be able to recall
something. It's dark.
But we're talking saying like we're close, we're within range,
I'm to the side of. That's why you're Ghinley's
voice. You hear in your ear, but you
don't hear it. I don't know where I am the.
Other I'm gonna have you make a Dex check.
It's gonna be only DC-11. Great.
That's 11. Everything you say.
Doesn't matter. Yeah.
But do you remember everyone in here is in the darkness?
Yes, I do know that we're the darkness, which is why I'm like,
I can't really move. Yeah, well, you could.
Well, items what? You can use items, you can do
whatever. You so it's like what if?
You got larva Star, You're like here, yes.
I'm on, I'm riding. Those, yeah, I fly like.
I'm floating. You also have a turn in the
darkness if you want to investigate the amulet and see
what the fuck's going on there. Is it glowing?
It's not glowing right now. It's a little dark.
It is advanced darkness. She did pass out when we were
fighting Kyogre and it glowed and it glowed.
Yeah, what if she becomes Arceus?
Sydney's been Arceus the whole time my.
God, you're I'm actually not a child I.
I just don't remember cuz you said it.
It glowed during the red rock fight.
I don't remember if she passed out during the Red Rock fight.
She passes out at every fight, yeah.
So yes, yeah. I'm pretty sure she got pretty
sure she like walked this way and I said why would you do
that? And then she got walloped by
Reggie. By Reggie, I think I did.
Yeah, you know we. Were just so.
Used to it, Cindy. Come here.
We're finding out what this next we're so.
Used to her just like this position and getting absolutely
decked that like that one was even iconic.
That it's taken us that long to realize what it does then.
No, not four turns, bro. I for the record, I put a timer
on the map and it's up 4. Can.
I. I don't really want to like
investigate, I want to talk to it.
My big goal is I would love to send out my unconscious Fang and
give him a Max revive. Let's just think Pokémon video
game logic that you can just kind of distribute.
Items out of. Here in the Pokeball, yeah.
Kind of, yeah. Two inside the pokeball, pretty
much. I can You can smack survive.
Yeah. 2 Mac survive. It's from your party menu.
It's like. She's in her party menu right
now, yeah. It's like Minority Report.
Jarvis, you like? Jarvis, Max.
Survive. Perfect.
Yeah, you can do that. No worries.
You don't get any PP restored. Yes, you do.
Yes, I just put that. But having a full HP salaments
is pretty, but I don't have to send them out.
And that is an action to you do that.
So you still have kind of an action, like half an action.
OK, I'll use that to try to interface with this necklace and
be like hello, hello RCS. Come in RCS.
Religion investigation inside one of those.
Some. I have.
I have a preferred state investigation.
We're investigating this this thing.
No 14. Yeah, it's not lit.
It's. Not lit fam.
It's not glowing, Cindy. There's a comforting warmth to
it, but there's nothing that is particularly happening.
Please mysterious amulet that's tapes like Argues's rings
currently not behaving in any particular way.
I. Think you have to die?
Yeah, I'm getting. I'm getting.
It's indeed. Jesus.
Just to die to be resurrected by the RC Samulet.
Yes. Fuck yeah, we're gonna.
Kill a party member. No, no, not intentional on my
list of things to do. Please.
Crack her in the skull and be like it's RCS time baby.
Or do we give it to? I mean, I guess Sam has HP now.
She's not like dead dead anymore, but she's bleeding.
She's on the brink of, you know, she keeps coming.
We bring her back, and then she gets hit back down again.
Yeah. Yeah, she gets knocked down and
then gets knocked down. Again.
Very good. She's gonna stay down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of your actions was used,
right? Yes.
Yeah, I held a Pokémon. Yeah, yeah, I returned solely
from the void, from inside the void to from outside the void,
yes. And I talked to my necklace.
Yeah, I'm a very well adjusted. Young necklace child Young.
Is what she's bad? Teen.
Some DMS might say that's enough.
I think you could do like one more thing if you want, or you
could. Just as Rich says, it's the
final battle, you know? Yeah, I guess just a little
stuff happening. There's a timer on the map.
Who knows? Whatever man.
So. For mega drain.
We're gonna shoot this. Is just one target.
It is one target. You're in the darkness so you're
gonna attack a disadvantage and you're targeting.
Might be random although. I mean, it's 50 feet.
However I wanna target. I know that whatever things
closest to me are. Enemies and those will be
random. So if I is that fine that I'm
targeting something closest to me which isn't, as far as I
know, yes, an enemy and just. I'm picturing that you have
Volcarona attack like in a circle like in whatever it hits
first, blade it out. Yeah, blade it.
Yeah. So I'll actually ask you to roll
AD four first and on A1 just reroll it.
OK, 1-2 or sorry, 234, reroll it 2.
So this will target frostbite. Nice.
And roll to hit at disadvantage because it is dark.
OK, that should hit one. Not so good one, yeah.
So good it. Does a 10.
Hit. It does not hit.
That's crazy dude. I've.
Actually done that it. Seems really good people.
I can't hit this little skinny high decks.
Yeah, in the darkness. In the darkness.
Yeah, what the heck?
Yeah, that's crazy. I think it was worth a try.
It was absolutely worth a try. No other options like.
Yeah, and you should always use all your.
Actions for sure. Cool summons or anything?
Well, we got fam. We have the drunk tank, we have
a firewall, we have Duford police operations.
And what do the police? Do we have called the cops?
We have Kmart, we have Deoxys. Reduce.
One dichotomy. AC by 10.
Kmart also stops. Is it any Pokémon or just the
legendary thing? It doesn't.
Say. From the legendary thing Rich is
gonna shrunk his shoulders it. Also also, yeah, I don't think
we physically can attack your team, right?
Now. No, Yeah, but until your next
turn. Yeah.
I would probably hold on. Yeah.
No, no, no. No, if legend rule doesn't
apply. To I mean while.
Fire would hit too many friends. I'm not gonna say that things
won't work, it's just that they may not have a duration.
Of that, most debuffs will. Yeah, unfortunately, yeah, even
even using Kmart isn't really going to help right now, because
nothing is really going to want to move.
Yeah, OK. Yeah.
Unfortunate who we wasted all of them in Phase 1 so no, they were
very helpful. Yeah, yeah.
The only thing I would say is if.
An action or a summon necessarily?
Can I just call into the Ford like Cougar Cougar?
Yeah, roll, roll something just straight through 20 and I'll
invent a bonus for it that 20. That's.
All kyogo Yeah, stop this stupid lizard.
I don't have the token, but Kyogre will float onto this
island in the corner. What?
Is Kyogre currently? He's.
Kyogre. And the splash plate is next to
Kyogre. OK, Well, OK.
I think that's, you know, we'll handle that at some point.
Yeah, but that's that's good to. Know we know where he.
And the splash play is a big. Yeah.
Good to have, good to have. Because we got some match
revives. We have.
Your coal Guerra, Tina. We have LED and then we.
Have that 10 hot. All right, I'm going to send Mr.
Salt into the fray. Mr. Salt, the carbing.
He's our, he's our guy. Little.
Rocky Fairy. Guy and he does have blind sets
so he can see, yeah. That's true.
How does that affect so Cindy's floating on a larva star?
Does larva star have blind sight?
No, but I'm saying people who like not blind sight, but like
Trevor Fence, like Cindy's. Floating would not be detectable
by Trevor. Yes, yeah.
Just put that out there, yeah. Go, go.
Can Mr. Salt give Sam some cake? How see?
Wow, I guess I doesn't have hands, does he?
Like if you can describe how does he ears?
Does he mop bird it? Oh, not not.
In ears so many. Hey, expert in culinary arts.
Adjust his ears to be a spoon that's.
What I'm saying? I think he's got those little
ears, that's what I'm saying. Now he's gonna.
Play this whole. Time.
Yeah. Can you Mama bird it?
Does she look amenable to that? You can try Is she willing so?
Alternatively, alternatively, could I have given carving Mr.
Salt the doughnut as I sent him over there?
Yeah, Mr. Salt can transfer a doughnut no problem, I think.
Cake. Let's do that instead.
Let's do the doughnut. Does he have a mouth?
I think you just place it on. His head, yeah.
Just put it, put it on an ear. Yeah, threw it on an ear,
totally off. You.
Go. Totally.
But you know, this only works cuz of the shape of the doughnut
I think if it was a different shape exactly.
Thanks, Doughnut. Yeah, True hero fritter.
Yeah. Apple fritter.
What have? You never.
Worked. 2D12 plus eight. Yeah, he's using his action to
do this. Does she get full vent?
Sure, but it's still have. No, it's for humans.
They're for humans. It works for humans, yeah.
Yeah. 24 + 832. She gets some help.
Guys trying to keep Sam alive is my full time job.
I think keeping Sam and Cindy alive is my full time job.
OK, so I've got. Yeah.
I guess that's both my actions cuz I sent Carbank and then he
uses actually that. If I use an ancestral Fay magic,
would it get rid of the cake? It depends.
It depends on like if it's some of them specify that it.
Readers. Other effects?
So maybe. The cake is just so important.
I want to do it but the cake I can't lose it.
Oh, if you use essential Fay magic, yeah.
But it can't get a little. Bit right I'm.
Going to say it's unlikely. Based on the table that I have,
it's unlikely. I'm going to read the table Do
we want a Fay magic? Thoughts gang.
Thoughts Gang. I mean.
It's awesome. Like, I love it.
But we've so much cake with that.
Cons could get rid of the cake. Pros could roll a 69.
Another pro you could just like fucking like cause an explosion
or something and like hurt your allies.
OK, Another pro, you could get a crazy cool buff.
You could summon a Rapidash. Yeah, literally anything could
happen you. Literally you.
Could blow us all up, or you could summon a Rapidash.
Or didn't you summon A hydragon one time?
That was live, obviously to summon that for me it would have
been something different. Because it was copycatted.
Yeah, it's copycatted. I mean, I'm OK if we lose the
key. I'll say let it.
RIP. Take one of your tokens, because
it will. Make things more interesting I.
Can't flip a coin? Very take one of your tokens.
No, this is. It's AD 2.
It is a coin. No, it's a.
Yeah, I've got AD. One of your Pokémon.
Too late, it doesn't matter. I'm flipping the coin.
I can't flip. Well, you didn't.
Determine. I didn't determine what they
were. You didn't do it.
The crack inside I will do it. The one I will not.
OK, OK, I know, right. OK, so.
Sad. Can I use my bonus action
instead? I do have a super potion.
Could I use a super potion on cabbage and?
Yeah, and roll for it, Yeah. Yeah, Super Potion 3D 6 + 6.
Cool, heal it up. 8 + 6 is 14. 1488 No.
That's 1111 + 6 is 17. That's a four.
I thought it was a one. I'm sorry.
I really saw it. I was like.
That's a one. That's yeah, that's 11 + 617.
Just five and four is 9. When did you get that super
potion? Because you guys, I don't play
hyper. Prefer I have six of them.
Do we have hyper potions? No, but I'm just saying like.
Yeah, I was gonna say we definitely never I, I.
Would say. Episode I just have them in my I
have 3 super potions in my inventory.
I'm almost +7. I've never, Yeah.
I'm just wondering how long ago you got.
There, Yeah, it's no they. Became obsolete as soon as they
got leftovers. I'm, yeah, I, it's not like the
best healing, but like I, I need something because I really don't
want her to go down. So are you riding DJDJ cabbage?
Yeah, why not? Why not?
I'm sitting on the table. It's.
DJ Cabbie. DJ Cabbie.
Yeah. No, that's it.
Damn, we're gonna die, fam. Yeah, you are.
Yeah, why not? It's 'cause it's turn.
Fuck it. 'Cause it's going to.
I know what Cause will do. Cause is gonna send a telepathic
message to Frostbite. You all can hear it's recognized
me Frostbite, it is me 'cause you do not need to fight against
us at this time. This is a charisma check.
It's going to be he gets. Got that Zam riz.
He gets a + 2 to charisma. He doesn't have a ton, he's got
a little bit. He's very intelligent.
The DC here is 18, so pretty high, not quite 13.
Frostbite does not respond. Sam is fucked up.
She's like conscious but like, barely because she has a hole in
her body. It's just a one.
And then that one happens to be this.
OK, Yeah, this is. This is.
That one happens right now. Yeah, this is fucked up.
The Sentinels of the void, they all their bodies just like melt
away and there's like a blue sphere that replaces them.
Gear Tina, floating above, fires a purple laser of shadow energy
onto every island, targeting literally everything.
You guys let me just look at the sheets.
You're gonna be rolling some dice, I will say, at the very
least. Even in the dark, even in the
advantage for the save cuz we're in the dark.
You do. It's an AOE.
Yep, yeah. It's yeah, sure.
It doesn't really make sense, but yeah, I I want you to get
the bonus from that boon. So we'll say that Guillotine is
like, it's too dark. I can't see.
I've never dealt with darkness. Yeah, purple glow is different
than dark. It's, Yeah, it's this is
advanced darkness. Yeah, I have Night Lights on
everywhere. So this is this is an
interesting mechanic and I had a couple different thoughts of how
to do it, but I think it's more fun for this way.
I want each trainer to roll AD 6 before this attack goes in.
One is strength, 2 is dex, 3 is con, 4 is int, Wiz is 5 and
charisma is 6. So everyone clock the stats that
you roll. Riz 6.
Triangles. 6. Regular fucking die.
Yeah, I'm so fucked. What's the D6 with the eight?
I got a six. OK, the stat that you rolled is
the type of save that you and your Pokémon must make against
this attack. Fuck sent me charisma.
The threshold for this attack is 16.
Can I make guys? It's just me and Larvestar, OK.
That's perfect. Everything is targeted, yeah.
It's. So it was.
Shame. If you're in the darkness, you
get advantage. It was Charisma confirmed on The
Six. 6 Is charisma OK? So I'm Dex.
Dex is great. I have pulse 1 to dex.
Carbink light screen Sam. Are you in the dark?
Yes, that's a reaction. Are you in the dark?
I am in the dark. You get an advantage, OK.
OK, I will do. I love you. 1st.
This. Is it's 1415?
Cindy got 15. Fuck.
OK. 19. What was the save?
Threshold 15. Cindy got 15 OK pizza larva star
larva star larva star has. Good cabbage is out.
Larva Star got dirty 20 yeah. Bud and.
Just failed for cabbage. Gimli succeeded Bud and.
And then Mr. Karmic, he's probably fine.
Trevor failed. He's.
Something excellent. Yeah.
Karmic's. Fine, cool.
What does light screen do again? Halves the damage.
That's great news. So I'm really new to that
Pokémon that failed. No, this is.
Not the save. Just like this barrage of
spiritual ghostly energy. 73 damage even Pokémon that failed
73 points. Of date cabbage is down.
Cabbage is down. That sucks again as Cabbage
faints. There's like a part of her
spirits leaves and enters Guerotine.
His body. Pokémon that saved and humans
that failed take half of that, which is 73 / 2 rounded down,
which I can't think of right now, 36.
Pokémon 2. They were all.
Everything. Everything on the field is
targeted. OK, and it was all off the
charisma from the 6th. Yeah, whatever you roll.
OK. And they get advantage on those.
If they're in the darkness, Pokémon that past get 36.
Humans that failed would also be 36.
That's. Correct, humans that failed are
also 36 and then humans that passed are 1818 not.
Bad. Please get your math A.
Natural 20. So let's go.
Quacko, yeah. So here's my thing.
Yeah, Quacko has a -1 at Christmas, So would that be a
19? It's a.
It's a crit. It's a crit.
Good. Secrets.
Awesome. The light screen helped Sam from
going down. It was fitting.
It was essential. Yeah, I Mr. Salt.
I was like, I gotta get them in here.
Somehow Cindy passed. Cindy and Larvastar passed.
We're chilling. I was like, who am I gonna save,
Cindy or Sam? I was like, you have more HP
right now. Should be.
Fine, perfect. And then gear Tina returns
clothes around the main island and will not use legendary
action. Because cabbage is underneath
me. Yeah.
It's still dark. Right, but I forgot to roll for
two. Frostbite is knocked out.
OK, OK. Pretty good.
Nice. As frostbite is knocked out,
this billowing smoke of like corrupted energy just dissipates
and also there's like a spirits that leaves and enters
Guerotine's body. It seems that like there's
something powering Guerotine that involves when creatures and
humans are knocked out. Speaking of, Guerotina will use
a legendary resistance to cleanse it's debuff from having
an advantage on saving throws for attacks against it.
I think that's it for the bad guys.
Crusher can attack. Crusher uses half of its
movement to stand up. It's dark.
We'll just swing about wildly, and it's Cindy because it's
dark. Rolling with disadvantage that's
A1 doesn't hit. Sick.
Fabulous, we take that. Yeah, we totally take that.
Cool brings us to Schmidt. And then Gimli Guerotina is once
again targetable. Because we're in the dark, we
have advantage on saves. I know that's not everybody in
the dark, but a lot of people are in the dark.
We'd be able to save better in the dark.
OK, but that ends at the end of my turn, which is right now.
I know, but won't it start swinging?
It starts swinging, yeah, when you summon it.
But it lasts, what, three turns? Three turns, Yeah.
So I don't have one turn of dark cover.
Yeah. If we were gonna do that, we
should have done that and then dropped the darkness.
Yeah, that. Would have been more like
thinking but I do. But guillotine is able to get
hit now which? Yeah.
I, I feel like we need to do some damage.
That's also something Guillotina might try to fight too.
That's not us because the Axis is a bigger threat.
I'm just putting that out there. Like sure it could backfire, but
it'll do a lot more damage than I feel like we could do to
Guillotina specifically. And the bean equivalents, the
Sentinels of the void are disappeared for now.
OK, that did kind of fuck you with my plan.
With the Sentinels. I forgot to add some flavor,
apologies. The bubbles that formed as the
Sentinels disappeared seemed impervious to the attack.
The Guillotina used are the. Bubbles still there.
No. Do we get in a bubble dug?
The bubbles are. I do have my bubbles dead
unfortunately, but I have more bubbles.
I was thinking about bringing them.
Up. This is a bubble combat, let's
be honest. Yep.
I got plenty of bubbles. Bubble time, Bubble time.
Bubble time. Sam's hurting.
Vesculegion's hurting, I think, and if this takes both my
actions, that's OK. I want Walter to dig a tunnel 5
feet down next to the cake at like kind of an angle and then
put Sam and Vasque Legion in there so they have cover.
Interesting. Yeah, if you're going to move
them and I'll say that's both actions.
I do want some sort of check for the tunnel efficacy and like
making sure it's wide enough and.
Stuff. Dig a tunnel?
What kind of check? I'm not sure.
It'll depend. The threshold will depend on
what kind of skill you choose to flavor it with.
It's probably gonna be athletics or decks or something.
You're fucked up in decks. Just do something decks related.
Just be fun. What's your digging?
Movement speed Growing 30? OK, yeah, give me above an 11 on
a decks check. Just regular decks, no skills.
What's that up to? +5 OK, yeah, you do it.
Do you want a hole for Sam in the cake in Vascular Legion?
I want next to the cake so they can like yeah it should be get
cake funneled to them if they need to.
OK, choose the square. It's.
Gonna be can you put that South in the cake or north of the cake
I guess. Yep.
Here cuz that means. Carnal directions are all
screwy. Yep, I think everybody gets
stacked up in that. Same vascular legion in the
hole. Sure, yes, 'cause all the
buddies. Everybody in the hole.
OK, yeah, if you want to move them in there, then that is your
whole thing basically. Yep.
OK, neat. Boots.
Boots, Boots. Guillotine is targetable.
Yes, guillotine is targetable. Kmart Time.
Cool, what's the plan? They lose all their movement
speed until the end of Next turns Initiative I.
Don't want to fight for? That yeah, cuz they don't have
movement. They don't really move, they
just attack in their whole domain.
This is true. Let's reduce melee attacks.
Only range attacks for a few turns at least.
OK, Does that sound cool for everyone?
Sure, cuz the melee attacks are multi attacks.
That's kind of fucked. Yeah.
Speaking of range attacks start swinging at it.
Actually, can I take that back? Sure.
I would like to do Duford police.
OK, cool. Read to us what that does.
Choose the Pokémon or reduce their AC by 10 until the end of
the user's next turn. Pretty soon to choose Gueratino,
yeah? Get his ass, you call the cops.
Runner Delaney. Hello.
Please. Please. 911 there's a fucking
Satan is here if. You've got a rest, Satan.
That's a bet. A rest.
Satan, please. Brandon sees an opportunity.
Delaney is there, too. Gottsdale can't really
contribute much, but you know who can is Samurott.
Samurott pulls out its scout, chopped swords, pushing,
pushing. And then like there's a
shattering effect, it goes all up and down, guaranteed A
shadowy body, and it seems like it's defenses have been lowered.
AC is now 11 until it's next turn basically Fuck.
Yeah, fuck that shit up. I don't know why this guy, it's
all the end. Of Schmidt's next, yeah.
It's so big, it's so big, I don't know why.
Don't worry about it. His limbs like disposable.
Fuck yeah. Shing.
And you legendary action can only take range attacks.
So we're going to go for an or sphere targeting Gimli.
Some guaranteed damage, slightly reduced for humans, but very
good role. That's going to be 50 points of
damage. That was like almost a Max role
as Gimli gets blasted with this ball of energy that like seemed
like it was destined for Gimli, like it was never going to miss.
OK, so was it. That's crazy.
And now it's going to start. And then Cindy's on deck.
I might need something. How you feeling getting on?
At 47, did Walrand take damage from that beam?
Did we catch that? Who?
Walrand Yes. OK, sick.
That's what knocked out frostbite.
Yeah, I can't move because I provoke an attack of
opportunity, which is why I'm still next to something that's
hitting me. Trying to hit you.
I guarantee this back. So if I shoot rockslide down the
line it will make guaranteeing that Walran Yep.
OK. Yeah, get his ass, dude.
He and his AC as well. I should've.
I didn't realize. Yeah, that's fine.
For what? I should have yanked Cindy in
that too. Wow in the.
Tunnel. Yeah, cuz Walter has run away.
Yeah. So you got hit by attack of
opportunity? I fuck Cindy, honestly.
We wanna see what happens. When she dies, yeah.
So I will. I will go to the right side.
That's DC-22 strike save for both Waltrane and guaranteed.
Gear 10 of passes Crusher fails. Crusher is back prone.
Let's just throw that D4 back on Andrew happily remember and.
Then for damage it'll be half on Guerra Tina so I'll just
calculate. It and it's super effective on
both. 49 Wall ring, 24 on Guerra, Tina.
Great. Yeah, Alpha Trevor once again
summoning boulders out of its own mass and the rock like
features that are present in the distortion world, throwing a
line of rocks through the darkness, smacking into Guerra
Tina and also crushing Crusher. Very good.
Anything else for your? Turn.
We'll try to get across the way. So again, just together.
Higher than two. OK, let's get my I'm tracking
something. This is not a threat.
I'm tracking something. That's what's tracking.
It's not a threat. I'm.
Feeling pretty threatened? It's vaguely threatening.
It's not a threat if it's on the map, it's a threat.
Pulling, pulling our boy back to me.
Here we are looking a little spicy, a little low for our boy.
Butt here does heal from leftovers, but still not a lot.
Yeah, I'll giga drain into garritina.
Sure, since I am in melee range of.
The purple time I rolled a hit. That's AC11 right now.
Pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it.
OK. This is super effective damage.
Crazy. Did you guys solve it?
I did, yeah. It's A10.
That's actually fucking crazy. That's so funky crazy.
I had no idea. 4012, 30. OK, so you heal 15.
Cool. Heal 15, roll for lefties.
Yeah, bud will like throw some like seeds and spores onto
guaranteed a snake like body and it drains some energy and brings
great glowing green globules back to bud and it seems that
they have a restorative effect. So bud heals with the lefties
too? Healing at the end of my turn?
Cool, he'll heal to heal 26 more light.
OK, Bud's at 64, he's actually healthy again.
And then Trevor is a monstrosity so he also heals 15 for just
existing. Got that cool armor that he got
from that Lucario from the center region in the register.
So he's now at 162. Wow.
Pretty good. OK, is that it?
Summon Deoxys. Why not?
Just drop them in dude. It's gonna just fire lasers in
all directions. What?
He'll do. How big are the lasers?
No, we're actually. We have to consider it.
He just. Showed up as an option.
He just attacks the. Description I was gonna do it on
my turn if you don't fun cuz that'll give me time to move and
place but. He can attack indiscriminately.
Can I get in the hole? Yeah, everyone gets in the whole
lead. Unleashed Axis into the fray for
three rounds. Axis can fire 4 beams per round,
dealing 8 to D12 + 12 psychic damage.
We are assuming he is attacking indiscriminately.
Yes, yes, OK. And there's a lot more of us
than there is a guillotine. But a?
Little bit, yeah. Massive.
I would weigh it a little bit so that guillotine has multiple
target points. I would at least say head, tail,
wings at least. And does the axis move
indiscriminately? Like you'll just fire lasers
from whatever location? Pretty much.
And. Why don't we just put them over
there? No, he'll just fire lasers.
The lasers are like 80 feet. We can put them over there and
they can't just yeah, that's. What I'm saying?
Right, this is 120 feet you. Don't drop them back there like
where Schmidt originally was. Not next.
To cayenne yeah cuz I'm gonna get back over there he's over
there see look at that yeah but 80 there's.
A giant fucking guarantee in the way too is.
That a reasonable assumption that if we drop the axis in a
specific location that you will not be able to target other
people with lasers. I mean, he has to move over
there. He's captured in a special ball
of the dragon. It's made so you can kind of
send it wherever. You're pretty far.
You're pretty strong. I'm gonna have you make a
strength check if you do that. OK, if I could just eat it
through the other island. Yeah, how well you roll would be
how accurate you. Is it raw strength or do I?
Get OK, so minimum gang. OK, basically you're trying to
get the access to the like most of the allies.
In that corner is possible within range of guerritina, but
not in range of us. Obviously he can move on his
turn, but like if he's hitting something.
Yeah, for clarity for the listeners, the Packo and their
allies are all concentrated kind of in one area, and they want
the access to spawn in the opposite part of the map.
Yeah, the role Athletics. So I have a minimum of 11 on
this toss outright. You got those?
There 23. 23 What was your spot? I'm here.
Yeah, but what? Did you wanna put him there
somewhere? Over there.
Yeah, that spot near the tree. Perfect.
Beautiful. Hell yeah, that's our guy.
Yeah. He.
Is and deoxys is free for like the first time in like fucking
here you go. Yeah.
I love. It yeah, when will Deoxys acts?
Deoxys could just acts now. Fucking.
Wizard, make him kiss. Yeah.
It's. The guaranteed a world
destruction. Double tentacle.
Tentacle. Power couples crazy.
So Deoxys actually refuses to attack Guillotina because
they're in love. Hey guys, he's immobilized by
the love. No, Deoxys will in fact attack
the only target that it has. It's just Guillotina.
I'm just gonna roll a hit. It was 12 D12, right?
Yeah, 8 D12 + 12. 8D12 does. He fire how many lasers 444?
Per Round Baby. I'll just, well, he has to roll
to hit each one. Yeah, he does have.
To and AC is 11. He does get a crit fail on one,
so what's 3 times? What was the dice again?
8 D12 + 12. 8 * 3 is 24. Yeah, 24-D12.
This this is resisted, so I'm just going to cut it in half,
no? It's because he does not offer.
Because he doesn't have any empowerment.
Neutral has been powered by plate alpha.
Then of course this is. 24 / 2 rounded down is 12 so.
Let's just keep the psychic plate at them, guys.
Stop, stop. Give.
It back. Listen, there's crazy cool plans
and then there's psychotic. I wanna watch the.
World burn, yeah. Yeah, this is really great.
How is up? To the Oxys back in the bag if
he has a psychic plate, who? Cares, man, it's.
In the world, who cares? Yeah, you throw the Oxys out
there and the Oxys is just craving blood.
We'll fire 4 beams at the only target, which is Guerritina.
Three of them connect and you can deal 89 damage.
For free. Yeah, just basically for free
Deoxys is going to move in a random cardinal direction 1234
for. Me too.
It's gonna move towards Kyogre. Could you put in 60 feet in that
direction? Five, 10/15/2020.
Might be the end of the map. 30354045505560 Perfect.
Cool. So that's scary.
So actually, this was a bad plan.
No, he's fine. He's still it.
Yeah. Right now it's maybe Kyogre,
mostly carrotine. Yeah.
Tina has multiple hit points for.
Giger's sleeping. Geiger's a leapy guy.
Doesn't even see him. Also, not for nothing, I have no
allegiance to that fucking fish. Yeah.
We need to bring. It back honestly why If he dies,
he dies. If it stops raining like do I
really gag? Cindy then LED.
What are you doing? I think how?
Are you feeling? I think what's your son doing
that I even if it provokes a type of opportunity which is
terrible, me and Larvastar. So I guess that means he could
only attack one of us. The darkness is gone, right?
Yes. Darkness is gone.
I believe in a thing called. This I would like to move, at
least for right now, towards Schmidt.
That's not gonna be the end of my movement.
That's like the start. I'm starting there.
I'm going. Frisbee that yeah, that guy will
attack you we're. Larvastar cuz we're both
together. Yeah.
Yeah, let's see. He'll be OK.
Even Cindy. Odds Larvastarr.
Even Cindy, it's fine. It's fine, I need to.
Get out of the rain. It's just want to get out of the
rain. It's gonna be a melee attack.
I have to remember what melee attacks Crusher has.
Body slam. It's just a water.
Massive. It's.
Just a water. Does an 18 hit?
Yeah, OK. Cindy also has to make ADC 19
strength save. Never mind.
In addition, eight you fall off of Lava Star. -1 Strength.
Cindy falls off of Lava Star and becomes prone.
Give me. Sorry, I'm right here.
Well, Ryan did use his movement to get out of the.
Thing that. Get out of the what?
He's pro, yeah. Have his movement, yeah.
Well. I'm just asking cuz he can't get
back in range during like if I can make him prone again then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, OK. You also take the image.
Yeah. For a human, you take 20 in pro.
So if you're moving, you have to consume movement to move
further. So actually you're like here and
you'll it'll take 15 to stand up.
OK. So I guess we'll stand up and
move to where Schmidt is because that's kind of the goal.
OK. Yeah, you have enough movement
for that. All right.
Do you want the sky plate? Also?
I want all the other rocks. Trade deal sky plate for
literally all the other plates Let's.
Just VCR them in. We just shove them in there and
then Quacko can touch the the rock, right?
Yep. Atlas though.
Because it's in the Atlas though.
We have it in the Atlas though. I just have to touch it once.
That's like the Atlas though. Quack.
It's like a. VCR VCR the sky played out and
give it to the quack. Yeah, totally fine.
We weren't. Able to do that before what do?
You mean? Like say I want the sky plate
please and it's spit out the one we want.
Really. No, we had to like and the
Pokémon touches it and then they get imbued with the energy.
We're VCR ING it out now. OK.
Sure, it's fun here also, just for fun.
Rule investigation, Cindy. Free, free investigation. 19
actually investigation I plus have it.
Cool, that's very high. The Alpha Stone still has its
arcane energy. It feels very powerful.
Visually, it just looks like a rock.
Just looks like a rock. There's no map anymore.
There's no map on it. It looks just like a rock that
would operate and disappear inside of the Distortion world.
OK. There's no shape to, it's just a
fucking rock. It was just a rock the whole
time. Yeah, the that means we can cut
our hearts all along. Does that mean we can VCR the
plates into other rocks that are around here?
Maybe haven't tried. Wait, this rock could have come
from here, which is why it works way that it does, right?
Yes. So if we take rocks out here,
more Atlas sounds. Richie said yes.
Pocket guys, load your pocket with rocks.
Is this a business venture? Yeah.
Anyway you need do you do do crack a little sky plate?
Yep. Is that?
I guess that doesn't really happen now.
I guess you just give this guy plates you get used on your
turn. Yeah.
Yeah, it'll be honest turn. That's kind of tuck it into his
metal arm, yeah. Cool is.
That. Actually a voice action action I
don't. Know cuz.
It's like more conversational you.
Never established it. Let's see what else you want to
do. And when it feels like too much,
we'll call it. OK, I want to send out Fang.
OK, that's definitely an action. Yes.
OK. Hi, Fang.
Salomons.
I want to try to give Fang the dragon.
Plate. Very interesting.
Yeah, roll for Fang. A charisma check.
I think that makes sense. -1 What is it?
Fang's rolling charisma. How riz are you?
Dirty 1. Dirty 1 Fang gladly accepts the
dragon plate, but in a similar sense to me too, feels
empowered. It does not assume a new form,
right? OK.
Neutral damage, baby. I mean, neutral damage is
neutral damage. Yeah.
That's better than resisted cash money, OK.
Very cool. I would.
Say so neutral damage and dice tier increase and double damage
bonus, right? Is that what we said?
That's it from that too. Double damage bonus increased
dice tier, right? Yes.
What else you got? I'm gonna use my summon action
to summon. Is it Kmart?
Kmart. Yep, Kmart to keep the axis from
moving. Very cool.
Nice. Kind of.
My next turn the axis is stuck there.
So somehow intuit or maybe they're listening or who knows
how it's working cuz your comms are all screwed up, but they
agreed to go to the distortion world.
Kmart and all of his cousins arrive.
They ask for the target and you say that guy waiting off in the
distance and they send out all of their Pokémon.
There's Mimic, you mining Pablo, the Picchu, even Mud Bray from
Braemart. They all come just electric.
Type for some reason. No electric.
Mud Bray, he uses Body Slam, we'll say, or something, and
they all use their powerful, mostly electric effects, some
not to paralyze. Essentially Deoxys.
Deoxys cannot move until the end of its next turn.
Very interesting. It's like a neutral party, but
it's to your benefit to keep it from moving.
Very strategic use of the seminar.
I like it. OK.
So Cindy does not have movement, yes or not have doesn't have
much more movement, enough to get a baby.
Bang, Yeah, yeah. So.
Hey, there you go, cheesing. Hey cheesing what I got 5 feet
of movement. I'm climbing up on the dragon.
We can say that thing like also swoops and does the work.
OK, I want to. I don't want to be in range of
OK, but I wanna start making my way towards where Kyogre is cuz
I can return Kyogre cuz I have Kyogre's pokeball, OK, but I'm
not, I know I'm not gonna get there this turn.
I just wanna move. I have 40 feet.
I would even be comfortable with not moving all of 40 feet just
to kind of get like maybe here on Fang or whatever.
Yeah, I think if you wanna get off that island, I'm gonna eat
your action. I think if you wanna leave this
I. Thought that was all my actions.
I thought I was done. You pretty much are.
Yeah, Yeah. So I'm just gonna be like here
cuz I'm flying, yeah. Sure, move to two tiles more.
Can we say that I asked you to leave the Pixie plate behind for
me? Like 2 * 4.
So you're just deoxys laser? Ground plate.
I didn't think about that. Just yeah, hold on, hold on.
It's just got a stack like under.
Yeah, you're definitely ranged to that guy.
In range. Yeah, the ox is here for sure.
Sure I was. Trying to go.
Here, OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I. Want to go that?
Far, thank you for calling that out because I didn't think about
that. I was like I want to.
Get you some stuff. I was like, you would have
realized that on the thing. You would have examined the
field. Be like, OK, I'm rolling for
targets. Oh, Cindy.
'S, yeah. Literally trying like a lot to
go that far because I'm like, that looks safe.
Yeah, get fucking blasted. I'm.
Trying to make sure my wife doesn't throw herself into
danger by mistake. At least what she does it should
be on. Purpose.
Like I have a feeling like this is my whole.
Like I'm comfortable with this being my whole turn.
Larva stars chilling but here and cool there.
I'm on a dragon. Elody and and then, 'cause
you're done, right? I think so.
Nothing. Oh, I don't know if you heard.
I left the Pixie plate. Pixie Plate and the ground.
She doesn't have the ground plates.
Harsh. We don't have No.
I took them all. You did.
OK, so that one. So leave the ground plate.
Leave the pigs plate. Thank you.
Cool. So yeah, Mitt has all of them.
It's got a metal arm. You.
Might still have the Pixie plate because that's.
True. Yeah, you would.
You would. OK, whatever.
Yeah, OK. Yeah.
So when things happen. Cindy spends time on her turn,
kind of positioning and getting ready to, I guess.
Exchanging some items, getting on a dragon you know.
The usual Cindy stuff. LLB then 'cause.
Yes I will spend my full turn if I can to Max survive cabbage and
send her out and elf her up. Sure, Yeah, you can do all of
that. Pokeball, cabbage, Pixie plate.
All the cake goes everywhere. You like the sound?
We're so back. We're so back.
Yeah. He liked it.
Like here or something. I forgot.
Yeah, let me do it. Legendary action.
Your team is back. So I totally forgot.
Yeah. Which one will he do?
Shadow Ball. Who will he target?
Dad just says targetable. It's true.
And not moving. We could kill the Oxys.
We think you're a Tina. Two birds, Nobody.
And any celebrities? One thing to not attack us like
the Tina. Yeah.
The target is LED. Carbink is gonna like screen
that. Oh.
Man. How do you think?
I think I'm gonna make sure I don't take a lot of damage from
that. I'm thinking.
That does half damage, yes. Yeah, you're lucky.
Yeah, 35. Yeah, I would have gone.
I would have been close, but I would have been.
Fine, 35 points to LED as a shadow ball gets hurled from
Guillotina. Now you can take your turn.
I apologize. And good thing, because now my
reactions were set, so it's a good thing I used that one when
I did. You notice that, like the air in
quotes, the environment around Guillotina's body as it slows
through the distortion world is becoming like WAVY and like
smoky, Like there's a darkness emanating from his body that is
building in power. That's so glad.
I'm so glad to hear. Yeah, I I mean, I, I Max revived
bonus action, sent out cabbage. That's an action.
And then we said alpha thing is technically a bonus action, but
if I can use that as my action, then yeah, it would be my turn.
I would also like to propose a random ancestral thing magic.
I just can, just for free, sure. OK.
We haven't. Got the whole table I just.
Lose the cake, but we just. We just fuck it, we ball, let's
just do 1. Yeah. 5. 5.
No 5. OK.
I don't think there's really any order to them.
They're just. Yeah, they're just memorandum.
And. That is new.
This is a bad one. No.
I yeah, you probably should have done that, but I just wanted to
have some fun. What did I do?
Cabbage magically twirls in a circle.
Woo. Editing time to cause the last
turn in initiative to have never happened.
Please return Cindy to her original position.
Additionally, that damage that you took is reversed as well.
So you get to heal. You get to heal, but Cindy
actually doesn't get to move in. Fame, isn't it?
I'm. Sorry.
That sucks, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, is it frozen?
We'll keep it. We'll keep.
It I was gonna say I would probably just use my summon to
do that then. Yeah, we'll.
Keep. It we'll.
Keep it just the yeah that sucks dude.
You also didn't take damage from body slam and you're not prone.
OK, you weren't pro. I'm just there.
Yeah, you're just there. What was the damage?
Today, that's not bad. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Cindy, that also. Means I have another chance to
make fag become that I was. Yeah.
I was also gonna use my neck well.
Yeah, I mean, I was just gonna use my next turn to heal you,
but you would have been too far. But I guess you're probably
still would be too far. That's fucking.
That can be very powerful, but I think in this context.
It was like if it was an enemy's turn, that would have been
crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was it go to you? Didn't.
I mean, yeah, to be honest, that's a really good thing to
keep in my back pocket if I want to pick one for an.
Yeah. That's true.
Well, I don't know, never mind cuz I always look after her,
Yeah. So you're always gonna undo
Cindy doing something? Now I mean well.
This is the last combat ever so. I mean, yeah.
So who goes after you? Who goes after you?
Can I hold it? Sure.
I mean you already use this one. Yeah, even right.
But in the future I can hold it. Sure you could, but also I can
trick room at any point. Who does go after me?
Who's going now? I was like, is it Tina?
Baddies, isn't it? Is it?
Yeah, it's cost. It's cost.
It's doesn't matter. But regardless, I can just hold
it. Yeah, you can't hold it, hold
it, action. Looks.
Like what's your that was a free one, but what is your count on
fame magics right now? OK, the first one I did was was
up top and then I did the cake and then this one.
So that's I have two left. OK, but this one was free.
It's free. I made you do it.
Basically. OK, don't count it, it's fine.
So we. Have you're like, please, I want
us to tell. More than two more, so we have 3
left. Yeah, make it 3 or alternatively
we could say that the one up top we refreshed as well.
So either way, either way. I'll just save 3 left.
Perfect. Perfect.
What else are you doing? Anything else?
I just made it 36 left. Yep, that's it.
You'll have 36 five matches left.
You don't mind if I run the? Gold table, do you?
Cause is in the hole. I've always said.
That what does Cosmo do I've. Not always said that feed cake
to Sam. Does he want to be there?
Just to tell him I've. Only talked to him out put him
to work. Yeah, he got no schools.
Oh, yeah, you're right. Thank you.
That is what he would do. Please.
I. Don't want to be attacked by
Crusher, yeah? Kaus is gonna reach out to
Crusher and give the same spiel that he gave to Frostbite, which
was like, listen, we know each other, you don't have to be this
way. You understand what's happening,
You don't know what happened to Artemis, etcetera, etcetera.
What was it before DC-18? I think so.
With Crusher has less charisma plus 0 charisma, so this is
pretty unlikely. That's so close.
No, not quite. Crusher is going to stay
enraged. OK.
And then that brings us to the bad guys, right?
I guess. And I keep forgetting legendary
actions. What the fuck?
It's not with me, it's not fine. It's fine.
No, it's actually fine. No, actually everything's.
Fine, Yeah, I think let's roll to see which one he does because
he has a few. OK, but no melee attacks right
Cuz it's yeah he's. That until the end of this turn
that I'm about to take no melee attacks, so that restricts it to
just a couple. We're gonna do an or sphere, and
we're gonna do it at. Driver.
Gimli. Getting fucking Gimli up.
I guess it's. Fine that you do I.
Don't. That's not Max damage was 50.
I always take it like I say if it's well but rich should know
Max. It was like it was the highest
damage rolls in the 50s. It's.
Not exactly 50, but it's. I mean, I'll.
Probably it's in that range. It's in that range.
Yeah. 43 points of damage as guaranteed of fires a ball.
Before but I told you I live. Please come over here and I can
go. Next time, right?
Wait, that's true. I can just transfer it.
Yeah, we'll just do. That's done.
Yeah, Blue orb fires off. I can impact in his chest and
he's like looking like it's like trying to hardly.
It's hard, don't worry. Everybody's.
Cool, very good. Technically he's doing another
one but I'm the one forgetting so I will not give him another.
One, it's just a flesh wound. Well, one one whole turn got
unstitched, so even if you would have done one, it would have
gotten undone. Yeah, I guess you're right.
But like, there's one for cause and then there's one for LED.
There's legendary actions on all turns that aren't Guillotinas,
so technically is another one. But again, I'm the one who
forgot it, so I will spare you unless you want it.
No, Nope, we're. Gonna do you just want another
legendary action? We're cool.
Speaking of legendary actions, now we're just at Guillotinas
normal actions. Guillotina has reached
threshold, whether it's time based or damage based or some
combination of of between. Guillotina lets out a mighty
roar that like rumbles all of the distortion world.
From the start of this turn forward.
Guillotina not only resummence the Sentinels, the Sentinels are
back and they're like these being creatures looking for
blood. Clearly Guillotine is also going
to gain one additional legendary action every turn.
That is, that means turn, and that makes 2 cost legendary
actions instead one cost as well.
And Guerritina not disappearing is going to charge that same
laser attack as it's coiled around that center island.
It's going to suck up a bunch of energy and it will place.
It's timer time. Timer time, five turns.
There's gonna be a blast, yeah. Again, not disappearing.
Yeah, this time not disappearing and also the armor class debuff
is gone. That was still the end of my I
guess. He shrugged it off.
You're up next. I mean yeah, you'll still have
it on your turn cuz you use that at the end of your turn Yeah one
more turn of the armor class D buff that's huge yeah, that's
important yeah. And so I was.
About to get a little mad. I'm like if he disappears again
and I don't get to use this shit.
Turn the attack, can't use melee attacks.
Until then he's just gonna do a casual cute little thing.
Just cutie just a little shadow ball into.
I didn't make HP for deoxys. You don't have your D axis sheet
from what we've fought him before.
Oh yeah, yeah. Well, like the Oxis is just here
he. Is the same guy and he's been in
prison. He definitely.
Didn't he's been, Yeah. True, he didn't like just like
do pull ups, so he's trapped in prison.
You also see it. Yeah, it does hit.
But that's a hit that we don't take, Yeah, that the Oxis will
probably survive and still do damage with it's.
Fine, and if he dies, he does. He also can shoot that little
sample. Yeah, and that's fine, which?
Is kind of a downside for us, but it's fine, I mean.
I think the Sentinels help charge whatever that Yeah, if we
get rid of the. Sentinels.
I think maybe it'll do less. It'll do less or I'm just
charged? Yeah, but they're.
Probably pretty thick. And that's the problem.
But Deoxys could help us. Dealing big damage, not Koing.
He's still has like 30 or so left.
Yeah. Shadow Ball hurls towards the
oxys near and reforms. It has a big hole that it
magically stitches up at its side.
And that brings us to Schmidt. And then I think we've given me
on deck. Your team is still out here.
It is a full blown assault. OK, 11 armor class.
It's 11 armor class, OK. I mean, if you move, you do
alpha. I'm just letting you know like
you're you're to. Yeah, we'll do that first.
You're very close to me and can get the sky plate if you take
what a step? Let's do that.
OK, who are you gonna give it to me too, OK.
The. Sky plate means he says what the
fuck are you doing? No, I'm giving it to Quacko.
You give it to quacko are. You standing on Quacko?
Are you moving well? Quacko's got the nice thing,
yeah? Quacko's got these fucking head.
Magical Google transformation, the one piece suit and the
skirts and the slippers all for no.
I mean do you have any? Like if you saw Alpha Quacko,
what would it look like in your head?
I know you have a token. I do, but I should have asked
Gimli as well. But do you have any flavor?
Do you want me to just describe? The token you just describe it.
Quacko, known for his cunning and keen disposition, his sharp
eyes and his fierce battle style, his feathers on his face
and his body becomes more exaggerated.
The leak lengthens and it gets incredibly sharp shimmers in the
dim light that is present in the distortion world, kind of
looking more like almost a samurai, and his the tips of his
wings become more dexterous, as if better able to hold the leak.
Here we have Alpha Quacko. Congratulations.
What if he just became Hatsune Miku?
Congratulations. So the usual boost.
So you get 5 to your primary stats which are decks and let's
crack those other stat. I think it's strength, honestly.
I would say it's strength, yeah. So do +5 to decks in strength,
increase your dice tiers and. Dice tiers.
Double damage bonus, double dice.
I have +5 to dex, +5 to wisdom. Right, so that changes yeah, Dex
and strength. So yeah, double damage notice.
And then mine I just have written HP plus 27.
Yeah, and your HP is 25 plus your con mod.
And do I heal 26 at this moment? Yeah, you're that's how much you
can, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you'll have the same
amount of HP reduced from the total, if that makes sense.
Here's Quackos Double dice, double damage bonus 57. 57 Yep.
Congratulations, and your DC's and like thresholds will change
based on your decks, increasing usually by two or three.
So what number did the decks go to?
26. 26 yeah from 21/1. So it's plus.
It's plus three, yeah. It'll be yeah.
So your DC's and rolls to hits are plus three higher.
Fuck. Yeah, pretty sick.
What are you gonna? Do so quacko, he says.
Quacko. Let's.
Go. He can speak.
No. He can't.
He can. Always say Quacko, but he can
speak. Yeah, Quacko.
That's. Been awfully quiet.
Yeah, but isn't saying much. I haven't been RP ING that, I'm
sorry. He's focused.
He. Is there's a lot.
He didn't speak that much when he was the Sage wizard before.
He's. Talking about when spoken to.
Yeah, when he's little, even between the gym challenge when
he left Alpha and you brought him to the most deep gym, he was
popping off. Yeah, but once he's Alpha, he's
like I am. Focused.
Yeah. We're locked in, boss.
Yeah. Did we ever discuss?
Put up the firewall. I don't think the firewall's.
The Ox just got a booty. Well, but like, he can't.
He can't see us. It's.
OK. Dick like with it?
We can also just put the firewall in the hole and just do
all that fire damage. Right.
Cuz he, I mean, Giratina can't move, so he can, but he's kind
of like in there. Yeah, he's in a suit.
I guess if we did the firewall like.
That's what I'm thinking, yeah. Something like that.
Wait, that's sick. But the only thing is he
couldn't physically but like. What if the HP on the Sentinels
ain't that low, you know? I guess depending on how you
figure. It.
It'll be super effective against Gueratino.
Quaco is an action reset on kill.
Fuck yeah, but. I have to kill.
Unfortunately, now it doesn't really matter.
Well, you could kill the Sentinels.
Yeah, that's. What I'm saying, yeah.
I don't know how much HP they have.
That's what I'm also saying. Yeah, we.
Don't want? I it's not impossible like
right? Like.
What's their type? We don't ghost rock.
They are exactly. They are beans.
They are exactly. They are beans, yeah.
Well, So what? But what?
I mean you have more than just normal of those.
Right, right. But I have a grass move and I.
Have ghost rock I mean. Yeah, I have one flying move
that is A2 turn attack. But you could also just do extra
a lot damage on Garrotina. Yep.
We just gotta. We'll.
We can ship. What's the move that you have
that never misses? I think that was forgotten.
Yeah. But we we can try and start
chipping like one of the Sentinels and set it up for you
to take it down or something like that.
For the next turn, yeah. Just fucking disappear though,
don't they? Well, we're thinking.
We're thinking they power up the attack that he does.
When they're done, when the big AOE attack, yeah.
So if you chain killed them then we take significantly less
damage from AOE. Rock ghost, you said.
Yeah, Rock. Ghost Rock.
Ghost Mewtwo's gonna shadow ball that one right there.
OK. 16 to hit. But it's not his.
I'm looking. Yeah, it does.
Confirming 17. Correct.
That is not hit. Fuck.
Well, fuck that plan. I'm just gonna hit Guillotino.
OK? We're gonna hit him with just a
slash. OK?
Alpha Quacko gonna go slash into the tail of Guillotino that is
coiled around in this nether. For a crit cuz what number?
Don't even say the crit threshold cuz that'll jinx it.
Just do the roll but I wanna know.
You're quadrupling natural role for the crit though, right?
Correct. Yeah, you're quadrupling your
dice here for damage. Yeah, but I haven't hit it yet.
Yeah, that's a natural 20 maybe. Yeah, that's fucking so.
Gosh, quadruple damage is your baseline.
Yeah, so and. Then that and then you roll.
It and then also additionally I have sword stamps.
Yeah. Double that damaged dice.
This is Fox. Damn this.
Fox is. Double that damaged dice.
And they're also is it was. I don't double the damage, that
double the damage bonus, Yeah, OK.
But that's on top of the already double bonus from the alpha,
Yes. So I have quadruple damaged
bones, yes. Yeah.
And quadruple. Which is all and double the.
Damage dice, yeah. It's.
They call it the Quacko Packo for a reason here.
He just, he turns alpha. He just one shots get.
There's just a slap through here, Tina.
Let's see. Dice, let's see the damage.
Okay, rolling it's additional 57. 193.
That's 190. That's 190.
Yeah. That is that.
That's quite powerful. Yeah, exactly as you describe.
Quacko swings with the leak for the first time.
You hardly even see it. It like gets rehilted
immediately once. It's new actual damage record.
Yeah, I don't. See the cold as.
Like abso fucking lutely, yeah. No, it was more.
Than that cuz what was Gaddon's HP 400?
Percent. Never mind so.
Yeah, that's why I'm like. Yeah, so as far as actually
doing damage and nonetheless with the normal type move, that
should never be super effective, Absolutely.
Like shattering guillotine all over its body.
Well, it's out of a terrifying roar that trembles the arena and
there's a newfound rage in Garritina's eyes.
And it seems that it is hyper focused, determined.
If you do a couple more of those, you might just be able to
end this combat. And rage is usually around half
gang. Thought.
A. Huge.
Quacko saving the day that is very sick and climactic and just
more anime protagonist first. I know he's the main character,
we're just here. It's fine, very funny.
Lovable side characters, but we're not.
The the dice is saying it. What else for Schmidt, is that
it? Holy fuck that was well you 2
missed. Me too missed.
Yeah, so that's the only actor. Are you summoning anything?
Do we have anything? What do we have left?
The only thing I was gonna suggest is.
I mean, we got. The drunk tank.
The drunk tank and then Connor's firewall I was gonna suggest
once because he's got his movement speed down for now, but
once he's up, maybe putting a wall fire here so he can't see
us or something, but and then also do damage to Gear Tina, but
that would prevent us from physically attacking Gear Tina
from here so. Unless you put the firewall like
here, which was to work him from seeing us but also hey gear Tina
in the. Void.
Or like on here Tina, on here Tina.
OK on here saying the full. 1. So just like as an attack
basically, right? It wouldn't act as like an
obstruction. You could use it.
It's like, it's like wall of fire in D&D.
Like you could just use. It right, like he can go through
it, I'm sure, but it would still do damage, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So it's a matter of. Where we put it, as long as it's
on here. It's supposed to be hybrid crowd
control and damage, but you could just just do damage
basically. I have a.
Suggestion Keep Deoxys over here rather than moving.
This way when he's able to move, which is at the end of.
I think our turns cuz cool the turns got.
Undone. I think you stopped his movement
I. Think so, yeah, but then my turn
got undone and then you redid it.
Or. They.
Kept the hand waves. The boom you just said it's.
Fun. Cool, Smit, you're done.
Yeah. Pretty sick they have a plan
with the duck tank. Nearly 200 damage into the final
boss is duck tank plan. Very good, very valuable.
Drunk tank for like Sam or something, or if someone goes
down and we need to put somebody in the drunk tank.
Well like if the oxus gets too close we could put the oxus in
the drunk tank too so it's not killing us.
Anyhow, Andrew Schmidt stern 2 legendary actions shall we also
no longer restrained from and the AC.
Is back up to 21. So and also enraged some shit is
happening first we're gonna do the multi attack.
They have to be all at least one different target if they hit
multiple like the wing does first the bite who's on the
within 10 feet of the outside there's Quacko.
Quacko's definitely gonna take 1D Gimli LED.
OK, let's just roll and. This might kill me so.
OK, bite into Quacko does the 26 hits.
Do I get an AC increase with? You're.
Also. Being yeah, yes so yeah +3.
AC geez. And plus an additional plus one
from sword stance, Yeah. So that brings Quackos AC to 18,
yeah. 26 still hits. Yeah, I.
Just wanted to mark that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rolling the bite as the guillotine as Mock comes down on
the quacko. Gained some revenge.
A great role. 75 damage he's done.
Yeah, in the quacko. Yep, quackos So stone.
Stone still have like. A function I can see?
Yep. So Quacko goes down and then the
inspiration that was garnered from this is from Loveridge,
right? Yeah.
Like seeing the statues that commemorate the Packo just fills
Quacko with inspiration. Like not done and gets fully
restored or half restored. Half.
Restored Half Restored. Yeah, Half restore 60. 4 instant
revive is pretty sick. I got hit by a bite and I'm at
higher HBO. What's the next guy?
Thanks for the heal. Bitch all.
Part of the plan and Quacko can't be retargeted unless he
gets hit in an AOE melee move by the multi attack.
So the next the wing attack we're gonna do Gimli and LED.
I'm done just no matter what. Let's see the damage.
OK, LED's probably not down question mark.
I'm probably fine. OK, let's see.
Mapping. Yeah, it's the shadowy wing
slams into giving me an LED rolling damage that is reduced
because you're humans. 3939 points of damage as the wings.
Can't eat a doughnut and response.
I can force feed the doughnut. And then lastly for this multi
attack, which is still all just one legendary action, it's
between it's between Bud or Cindy.
So evens Bud, Odd Cindy, even Spud rolling for the tail
attack. 60 gig damage. He is down his way.
Guerritina not having this shift.
And he cannot be recalled. So doesn't get him correct.
Yeah, crazy. Who went down, bud?
How? Much was.
It 68. Yeah, he missed it by 4.
OK, another legendary action. Is it gonna be shadow ball or is
it gonna be orosphere? Even shadow ball odds, orosphere
A9 odds or a sphere, who's going to target that is going to go
into Cindy actually covering all the bases.
Look at that. Was the office.
Encountered in people that could get hit.
With or a sphere. It wasn't.
I've rolled again. I'll rolled again.
I'll there's like a lot of people that could.
Get. Yeah, I'll light screen that.
Wherever it hits, yeah. OK.
Or is that going to be? Yeah, OK, Now it's hitting
Schmidt. You're looking pretty bad.
I'm a little beat up. Yeah, I'll light screen that
still. OK, so it'll be halved.
Yeah. OK.
Or so you're coming through. That's only 20.
I think that's my last light screen.
Yep, that's my last light screen.
I cannot take another one of those.
OK, but you're very close to the cake.
Yep. Yep.
And what's my timer at? Was that a ranged or MLA?
Sorry, it was. Ranged so so yeah.
Last night's, that was a worse sphere.
Maybe it just hits automatically.
OK, Gimli. And then Cindy.
Gimli, you're down. Roll it out safe, please.
Two, that is a fail. That is a fail and for but.
Yeah, that's same for but. That's two fails for but yeah.
Damn you're Pokémon that your. Name is fine right?
I know like. That reasonable, but yeah.
Gimli is down, so he. Can't down, but you could also
take his pokeball and. You should.
Yeah, they're saying I should. Pick.
Gimli up so he can do it, yeah. Working rough, Gimli.
You're only Pokémon that's active as Trevor, correct?
Correct, he can do stuff. He can do stuff.
That's a shame. I was going to try to save us
from the AOE, but I can't do that right now.
There's a. Null there.
Yeah. That Cindy is within attack of
opportunity. Just to trust a Walrine.
Yeah, Walrine's still there too. Yeah.
It's looking kind of bad guys. Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit, but maybe. I told you I would die so.
Oh. Wow, yeah, Trevor doesn't have
many options here without Gimli available.
How's the table? I mean we are biased, I'm not
antagonistic. How does the table feel about
Gimli's turn having a summon action even though he can't
summon them? What else?
I don't want to be the nicest DM but you have the drunk tank and
the wall of fire. The drunk tank is only one.
Let's see OK, if you want to summon something Gimli, let's
have you like roll for it to see if the allies into it like we
need to help Gimli. Sure, might as well figure that
out first. Nope.
Griff held it. So we don't at all. 2 ones in a
row. We're like, he's fine.
He's he just took a nap. I said it, it's manifested.
OK, I will die. Sure.
What's Trevor doing? Trevor's pretty much the only
option is to rockslide the same line Wolverine into guaranteed
damage, yeah. Yeah, I mean. 22 strengths.
It's not nothing, Griffin. That's. 3 ones in a row.
Yeah, but that's for Wolverine or Guerritina.
I just rolled for Guillotina. I didn't roll for Wolverine, OK?
Fabulous. The crit fail, which means you
get the crit damage for Guillotina is huge.
That's even that's. Match you said strength 30/20
for Crusher. OK, let's roll it.
So 8012 puts us in 96 by base on Guillotina and 1:59.
Quacko Packo. More like Trevor Packo.
Yeah. Right.
One more time. It was 158 on.
Guarantee now. OK perfect.
God damn we can use the same map for walring just is it the no
they've saved so we could just half that for walring.
Or you can reroll it if you want.
Well, it's not a crit on Walring.
Correct, it would be it's -96 which is what?
-96 in half, so 158 -, 96 is like 62.
So much math 60. One, yeah. 31.
Cool. OK, Keelan, go.
Dot Keelan died. Dog.
Well, not died. Well.
Keelan's unconscious. Yeah.
Gotcha. My Pokémon are in fact, made of
glass. Yeah, so unfortunately I can't
bring out lasagna to stop that yeah cuz I went down so cuz.
Unfortunately, yeah, I couldn't have stopped that either anyway.
It's also too legendary action time for Guerritina.
Fun. I love it here guys.
I'm so excited, yeah. Yay, I can't play nice.
I don't know what to say. We're gonna have some suffering
and that is the way of the game we are going to do.
Based on the damage that's been taken and everything that's
happening. We're doing the double lane
Ominous Wind. Before I roll damage, this kills
Bud. I was gonna say this kills bud.
This. Is dead dead.
Yeah, Bud is dead. Dead.
We'll put him there. I'm so sorry but the grass plate
will clink onto the ground. Gimli will take an automatic
death save fail, so he's at -2. Let's roll down.
Nice to hold you. It sucks, but I can't.
I can't not play as guaranteeing this.
I. Have a fail save.
It might not work OK. If it's the ambulance.
Obviously if someone else goes down, like if a human goes down,
that's my priority, but if Bud's the only person who dies, we
might be able to. Do that's fine.
LED has an idea. I have an idea.
Ominous win deals ghost type damage.
We need to roll for Quacko. The deals go size damage.
Goes type damage, even the. Quacko.
I was gonna say Quacko's immune dog.
Yeah, it deals go type damage. Yeah, Quacko's immune and it is
gonna hit one of the Sentinels as well.
So Mr. Sol and Elody make me a it's.
A prophecy. DC-21 strength.
It's also Thomas Wind and you failed.
So technically Bud and Gimli should be relocated.
Let's see who else fails. 21 strength is fucked.
I still have my crit. OK, you can use it.
I think for me to be able to get you back up.
I could use my crit to stop bud from dying.
No. You want to.
I mean, I should probably save it for me dying.
Yeah, well, I guess. I'm trying to use that right now
to stop you from dying. Tell the crit to stop me from.
Dying, well, I mean, it's to stop me from dying so from going
down so that I can get you back up at that being said, I can't,
I mean. So like this role is to see if
you get flung to wherever on the.
And full damage. And full damage.
Well, if I. It's I'm gonna go down if I so.
If I do it to bud he gets crit saved so he gets up
automatically. That is something to note as
well. He doesn't die.
It sounds like he reverses the death.
He gets up, right? Right.
So. You're saying instead of his
crit failed death save? He would crit success and get
up. Yeah, I just.
Want to do both What? Do you mean?
Like we're both, yeah, I mean that.
Yeah, I'm down. Yeah, I will bring.
Yeah I can. OK, I will also crit save myself
but I will all roll for this result.
So we're using all of our quacky auto crit bonuses now.
OK so bud no longer dead up with one HP.
OK. And.
You are. I'm rolling for carving right
now. Grant crazy crazy OK so I mean
no damage does not get pushed still roll for quacko for
getting pushed 21 strength no it doesn't make sense it's.
So funny because I was gonna roll for myself.
I was gonna see like if I don't get a crit then I'll auto crit.
I should have just rolled in. But you're still unconscious.
Yeah. Yeah, but we still.
Yeah, you're right, we have to roll for butt.
Butt. Butt will go back down.
He's just not dead. OK, so reset death saves.
That's huge. That's still very.
Yeah, that's. Ginly at -2 LED used her crit to
not get affected. Cracko takes nothing.
Carving takes nothing. Holy shit this is almost.
We all hold up big middle fingers to croutine off, yeah?
Based on super effective damage, Actually, this Sentinel goes
down when this. When the Sentinel goes down, a
10 foot bubble appears. It's like a blue force field.
We. Go is carving in.
Carving is in it and you can tell that.
Jump in the bubble to stop you. You're gonna make a people.
Ladder. Get in there.
I've played up on those before. I've seen this before.
OK, on this wind, very powerful. It costs two legendary actions,
so that is both of Guillotino's legendary actions for this turn.
Our timer, is that at 2 or should it be at one?
Yes, should be at one Gimli's turn.
Edit We didn't operate Deoxys. Yeah.
That's true. Yeah, well, no, I mean we're
still. At the end of the.
Yeah, we're still at the end of the.
First turn OK, Deoxys will does he?
He doesn't care about down Coyote or it's not a threat.
So it's the Sentinel and Guillotina.
Guillotina has three hit spots, so we'll roll AD 4.
We'll say 1 is the Sentinel and 2-3 and four.
Then he hits 4 * 4. Times, Yeah, so.
Is he OK? Guillotina.
OK. Just rolling it four times.
Yeah. Guillotina.
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina
all. Tina.
Tina all the time. So what's the?
16-D12 it'll total total and then it'll be no.
It's 4D12, yeah. I'm double checking.
That yeah, please double. Check there's 4D. 12.
I'm. Pretty sure. 8 D12 * 4 * 4.
And then divided by two so times 2.
Cuz it's it's resisted. Yeah, 1616.
Yep, you're right. Damage coming into that's a
that's a clean 100 as Deoxys all into Guillotina.
It's like we're. Getting it.
Gets. Blasted Guillotina is looking
hurt. Guillotina is not like close,
OK, not not ready we. Went we went from the the
yellow. Yeah, we.
Were. Like we're gonna die.
Yes, we're. Getting.
It deoxys after this has one more turn and it will not be
inhibited in movement, Yeah. Well, after my turn, he.
Won't. Well, but I mean, it's not like
he can move when it's not his turn right now.
Well, the fire might be a good idea.
OK, now we're at 1:00 on that and it is Cindy's trail.
OK Cindy, a 10 foot bubble has appeared and Carbink is inside
of it. It is a blue in color and it
looks like it looks, I don't know, DM speak.
It seems like it would be a good idea to have allies inside of a
bubble. Because like, it's really nice
in here. Except he can't, actually.
Talk. He's like Snake.
He. Doesn't I'm like, how do I?
How does a carving appear happy? I don't know if the ears are up.
I don't know. His eyes closed And it does so
little. So.
What? What do they go?
Strong against them. These guys quite a few dark
ghost grass, water, ground, steel, anything else I'll.
Think that about right, You've got dark, you've got grass with
full grano, you've. Got dark holes still, don't you?
Dark solely's not out. Solely is unconscious.
You've got Megadrain on maybe? Focus that down.
The one ring or no? Feeling.
Solely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got Max survives, right? I do have Max survives.
Yes, I. Think that's priority?
OK. We need our other alpha to also
hit the fucking thing I. Had to hit.
I don't think I have the action economy to full heal.
Bring it out out and attack. Yeah, on my turn, I just brought
cabbage up. So that would be this probably
taking up your. Whole time and that would be my
just to take entire turn. Just time for them to take AOE
from. Yeah, that's the issue as well,
yeah. Also fun fact, if the AOE goes
off I die. Yeah.
Right, so. It won't happen.
You can't stop it. I can.
Grab. No, it's going off.
It's. And after my turn it's.
My shame? Never mind.
Fuck. It's happening.
Yeah, I told you, it's an I am inevitable.
That is what I say will happen whether I wanted to or not.
This wasn't a joke. I'm like, this is what's gonna
happen and I don't want to happen.
I've forgotten when the fucking enemy's turn was or whenever
this one goes off. That's why I put the dye in the.
Tail well. Yeah, I'm not good at being able
to tell. You have two failed death saves.
Yeah. Do we trust Cindy with a
medicine? Check.
Not really. Yeah, really.
You can throw a doughnut. You can.
Can you jump over there and put doughnuts?
Now you. Have to you'd.
Have to consume it, yeah. We can.
I can. Make him eat it.
Yeah, I will make him. Yeah, just go over.
There, and I can eat a doughnut, provoke attack of opportunity
from this Sentinel, and crush rains.
Cindy, risking your life for a. Gimmly is gonna make me.
Cry, this is. Larva star cuz I'm still on
larva star so I could hit larva star.
It's not just me, OK? I'm saying we have the dunk tank
you. Could just put dunk tank just
put. Dumbly in the dunk tank.
Yeah, drunk. And that could save us.
All Yeah, yeah. OK, let's just do that.
OK, so that's one less thing I have to worry about, OK?
I don't wanna send out solely right now because solely will
be, not. Comfortable, Awesome.
I was like, I'm letting them solve it because I'm like, I
have inevitable. Regardless of what they do, it's
inevitable. I don't really want to send
anybody out because I could get like they could get.
Still Max revive sully to. True to.
So that way you can send that out in the tank.
Just put her in the bubble, Yeah.
Just summon her into the bubble, yeah?
I I'll just put this here to signify like.
That's how big you see bubble. Yeah.
Just summon her into the bubble and we'll be ready to go next
year. I think that's, I think it's up
to. You can I summon her into the
bubble? Alpha bubble.
Bug that's. Cute.
I mean she. Did yeah, we already.
We canonize Max survives through the Pokeball.
Yeah, you can send her within 30 feet.
All right, So I'm a Max survive and then put her out as her
alpha form. OK, in the bubble.
Yeah, in. The bubble that's at least one
action that's it that's both right so the.
Bubble. Yeah, it's like this whole.
Square. Yes, it's it's the.
I'm gonna 15 foot sided square here in the square to be but
like she's in the bubble. She's in the bubble dog.
Perfect came. Down in a bubble dog.
All right, you have movement, but you might just go down and
then get blasted and have death safe fail so.
So attack of opportunity, it's only when you leave their.
Range. Range Melee.
Range so I can move but not leave their range so I can put
myself behind. Yeah.
Yeah, just. To try to get some kind of cover
without provoking an attack of opportunity.
That's the only way you can move between them that to not provoke
attack of opportunity cuz you're not leaving their range.
Just give Trevor a big hug, say it's gonna be OK.
I'd like to call in some mimes. OK.
Yeah, some mimosas. Mimosas.
Out. Of the the fall Arbor town Mr.
Mimosa's mimes appear and they look at Cindy for instruction
you point out down to. Gimli.
OK. And the mimes go OK and they use
their hands to like, build an invisible barrier around Gimli
that will last how long? I got you fam.
Until the users next turn. So in vulnerability do I still
roll a death save on my turn? What do you think, Chat?
I don't know what's I think. It, I say, pauses.
Death sings. Yeah, OK, pause, I say.
If it comes down and he's still not back up, he still has to
start making. Death sings.
Yeah, Yeah, I think that's fair. You're paused in time.
You can't take damage, you can't receive healing.
There's just nothing happening. Sorry guys.
Until I take my next turn. Yes, until your next turn, OK.
So he's stuck. You can't.
I go after you, you can't. Interact with.
Me right but. I'm bubble right?
I'm just saying but once the once the bubble comes up I can
immediately heal him. After my Yeah, exactly turn next
turn yeah, so. What you gotta do?
We're fine. Strategies hopefully LED stays
up. I hope.
Actually no, you're right. I'm definitely going down so
never mind. Is this it for Cindy's turn?
Inevitable. Three, I don't know if I have
anything else economy wise to do.
Where were we at? HP Friday solely's healed 42, HP
Leverster has 61. We might both be going down fam.
We're all going down, baby. We're going downtown.
If we save the world, just fucking glass Canada down.
Down in an earlier. Round.
The thing is, he's just going with a bowl.
I want to get the gun. Remember, there's no campaign
too if we don't save the world here so.
Well, it's just it takes place in a new.
World if I if I eat my doughnut like I don't get the full
benefits, I'm only missing 20 hell.
Right, you can't appreciate with the doughnut.
Why am I so little? I'm just getting body.
You made a teenager. I've been at the same.
Time teenager and you play. At the end of the campaign, at
the end of the world. OK.
Is your turn. You eat the world.
I don't think there's anything else I can do, so yeah.
OK So what happens these guys de spawn again?
Goodbye. Nothing like there's technically
5 foot bubbles where they were, but they can't be entered
because it's not anyone's turn. The timer ticks down, Guerritina
fires off a shadow force beam onto every island, hitting
everything I guess. Kyogre.
I guess Kyogre gets AI. Should have been rolling for
Kyogrebia. That's safe for Kyogre.
Death's sake, we're. Gonna lose.
We're gonna lose the literal raid.
All the world out of the ocean, you.
Better write this down if he dies.
Canonically there's never been rain.
It's like bad bats universe type of stuff.
So part of me like designed this attack thinking that I might use
it up to six times, in which case the safe changes every
time. But we're going to do the D6
thing again. OK.
What is this? Oh, for the safe, safe.
Yeah, again, one Christmas. Christmas, Christmas.
This is 6/1 is Strength, one is strength, 2 is Dex, 3 is Con, 4
is Intelligence, 5 is Wisdom, and. 6 is correct my doc 6.
Yes. Yes, isn't.
And it is ADC 20 save of whatever you rolled.
It might not be possible. It's impossible for me because
I'm a -1 strength. Great, you will fail.
Laura I can roll for larva. Star I can roll for larva.
That wasn't a real. I just it's a death save.
Yeah, failed death save. He's.
On larva star fails and. Then Trevor, did you crit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For who Elegy?
For Elegy. That's cute.
That's so huge, dude. OK, this is for Cat.
We've got a. Fuck, don't type her down with.
The that's. For.
Me carvings in and then carvings.
Fine, yeah, but this is for cabbage.
OK, quack Crystal. 12 Yeah, cabbage failed.
Cabbage is a. Full right now for.
Quacko, I'm sorry, cabbage. Cabbage is that full?
Cabbage is fine. That's also an awful role.
My God. So Cindy and Larvistre both
failed. Quacko and me too have failed.
This is for Schmidt. And again, this is freaky deaky
typeless damage those. Are all awful roles.
Everyone failed. OK, everyone who is not in the
bubble and who's not named Elody.
Elody, do you have any flavor for how you dodge this?
Impossible. It's a.
Bubble. Stop.
I'm so done with this I'm. Calling the Pope.
That's my boyfriend. My boyfriend is the Pope.
That's. True already.
Deoxys is out after that, Shadow ball following that.
Yeah, following that, Yeah. Bye, bye, Deoxys.
That's right. He can't hit us now.
That's fine. Yeah, so he.
Was. He did a lot.
He did over 100 HP. I mean, technically he gets
knocked out, yeah. Yeah, he's gonna disintegrate
and reform in space. Yeah, that's fine.
Back to space. Anyways, you guys ready for some
damage numbers? Sure.
Pokémon that failed to take 103 HP damage.
Barber starts. Down. 103 If your trainer is up,
you can recall them as a reaction.
If your trainer's not up, they're on the ground.
Trevor's still whale. Yeah, she's still alive too.
Like consider your trainer now before she.
Was like, wait, she's still like Bob.
This is simultaneous, Trevor. 'S 30 roll hold.
On Yeah, you've 31 hundred 103 for failed Pokémon.
So solely is out. Solely's in the bubble.
No, solely's in the bubble. But no.
But solely's out and can use baby doll eyes as a reaction yo
and post its disadvantage after they target.
OK, that's not really. It is so funny.
Not target though. I'm so cute.
I'm so. Cute.
It's like, aren't you like absent?
Of void of. Feeling.
And that's the. Whole.
Point of this operation, yeah, I'm.
So cute. We appeal to his senses.
We make him feel emotion. Who's?
Damn that sucks. Even with the decks, there's
just a low roll. All of my roles were abysmal.
My highest role was 7. Damn Quacko.
Fuck Quacko down, OK, we're supposed.
To save. Us this damage is simultaneous
one O 3 for failed Pokémon past Pokémon 51 failed humans 51.
Cindy's down. Schmidt is also down I.
Know. That one left.
Background was like essential. That was essential shit I would
say saved humans but all the humans besides LED are down
right? Yeah.
They would take 2125 damage. Damn, it's all up to LED that.
Is now it's my turn. You 2's up as well.
Crusher's down crusher. 'S down.
That's fine. That works out, yeah.
Am I forgetting anyone? No.
It's just.
Yeah, and the whole the whole please roll for Walter will say
that he's like. Guarding the whole yeah, that's
fine, that's a fail. OK, so he takes 103.
He's out. Dang.
I'm Guerteina and he's still out here.
So now duns versus dead. Like not dead body, but like
limp limp body. It's.
Called Grandpa. Trampa, Trampa.
It's your time. Zero.
It doesn't matter how negative it.
Is. Yeah, it doesn't.
OK, this is the final boss battle.
Yeah, things are looking rough. Guerra Tina's pretty beat up.
I have a feeling that's gonna come down to this rounded
initiative, whatever happens, and it's gonna come down to
Edley. Can I have that 30 foot cone do?
You still have one line of ruin. I do, I have one line of ruin
left. It's Trevor.
You too. But it has to come from you.
This is where. So I have to move over here and
I can get everybody. Emily, except I can define the.
OK, give these. I can't touch Gimli anyway.
Is bud down? Yes, you could carry, I mean if
you risk the movement, but there or you can leave bud.
But that's a strange check for everyone but me.
So we. Can leave bud.
OK. It'd be all right.
We'll leave, bud. OK, also, this bubble's gone.
Yeah, it's like there's other priorities also solely's up too,
that's true. So we might actually be able to
squeeze enough damage out. If if I yeah use it pretty.
So I would be there. Is it advantageous for you to do
damage? Like should we just push damage?
I think no because it's just LED pushing damage.
No, we have, I would be. No, we have solely.
We have Trevor. They still move, they still do
shit. Mewtwo still does stuff.
We also there's two legendary actions every turn, right?
Oh, OK. Yeah.
I don't want you guys to die. If we die but win, I'll take it.
I'm dying either way. What do you not understand about
this? I think the healing is really
great cuz that would get Quacko back up sure Schmidt back up me
back right? I would be in that Yep me back
up sure on Trevor maybe right. Would it even reach that far?
This whole is false. The reach is sending, you don't.
Live this way either. Yeah, can do I get everybody in
the don't sparse? Stuff I mean I.
Think you would have to get a little closer to get me.
There's only the only thing that matters in there is Walter and
you would get Walter. So, OK, we'll say.
That I think, I think this is this is definitely.
The last light of ruin. That's crazy.
The last light of ruin. Yeah, Oh.
My God, that was like abysmal. That was abysmal.
Hey, getting up is. Everything getting up is really
all I want is just getting up yeah so that they can knock us
back down again 9 get back knock down.
Look at that 4747 healing enough to maybe heal to and then.
Attack 23 for humans. Right.
Yeah, yeah. 23 for. Units.
Wait, I didn't add the 10 at the end I don't think.
Well, we can just do. So plus 550. 7 or 33?
Yeah, OK. 57 for Pokémon. And 33 for.
I have a point of order question.
Fay Magic. About Fay magic, I have one on
here that says 91. If an ally goes to 0 HP, they're
fully healed. Is that just one ally?
Yeah, you target an ally. You target something.
You just I just target. Somebody.
Do you have any magics left 3/2? 3.
You could roll it on AD 100 and then that cost a bonus action so
it. Actually knock out one target.
So you used. 1. At #60. 8.
Right, I've only used one action so far.
Could you this is the 60 that at cuz right now Gimli's fine.
Could you hold it if somebody else goes down or the bubble,
The thing is released and then it pops up as soon as that
drops? We all die like I'm safe because
we either win or we all die so I will die No so like no, so like
you don't have to worry about Gimli because we either lose
completely or we win that's. What I'm saying like if you.
I don't matter. If you hold it with the
stipulation being somebody goes down.
Yeah. Or when that thing drops because
it drops at the end of my next turn.
You could get that. That would go off before your
turn starts. You still get your full turn.
Does that make sense? So if you hold it for if any of
us go down right now like before right before that drops.
Could you read it again? Sorry yes So what I have written
is cabbage glow is pink very important.
If an LA goes to 0 HP, they're fully healed.
So that has to be done before they go to 0.
That's what I'm saying is I have to do it before they go to 0 so
I can't hold it until. But you were asking if it's like
since it doesn't word it as such, it's like is it a time
frame like so it's anyone within my radius If they die, they
don't. Or is it?
I'm also asking do I have to choose someone?
You would choose. Right.
You would choose and they have to not already be at 0.
Right. Which I mean, yeah.
It wouldn't be like this. Is the get up button Tony 69's
an automatic knockout? We roll it.
I I really want to see what 69 is to.
Right now is not the time to fuck.
Around you have a Mcguffin too, secretly.
That's that's my thing is I'm like, I might want to just save
the Mcguffin for the enemy's turn.
What do you mean? There's a secret that a lot of
these been keeping. The what I do also have a secret
that I've been keeping that I can use.
I want to save that until I need.
It it's also not like guaranteed.
It's not guaranteed, which is the worst fucking part of it,
but I know what it is. You're the only one who knows
what it is. I want to save that until I
absolutely need it. I forgot it.
Which could be like, you know, the last turn that would be
tired of. Taking question when Sydney?
Went down. How was her necklace?
It was going yes. Correct.
Not just when Sydney was down, also when Ginley went down.
Really. When?
Shrint went down. Did it go?
Yeah, not give a fuck still. Glowing because Gimli's still
down or he's in the box. Still going I should have.
We're never figuring the shit out.
Unless one of us dies, we're. Killing your gene of A.
Porn of us has to die. Just let me die.
No is OK one thing. I saved everyone, let me die.
I should have done that if I was gonna do that.
I should have not before the lighter ruin instead of the
lighter ruin. Well, the the selects that.
Well, I should have selected that option and done that, but
it's fine. It's fine.
We won't die. Trust.
What do we have for? We still have a fire the the.
All we have is the wall of fire, OK?
I mean, that's just damage, right?
Right, I'll Yeah, the wall of fire will.
Just go down if I can just put it in a way that just does
damage to him. On your Tina?
Yeah, not near us. How?
Long because cabbage already went and you want to deal some
damage. Does carving do anything?
Yeah, I, I, I'm. I'm not done with my turn, I
just wanted someone in. Oh yeah, you just want to deal
damage to your Tina. Yeah, OK.
How much damage was the deal? Just cuz I know that's something
we should do, Sure, might as well start it now.
Damage. Damage double checking.
It will be reduced. It will.
Be resistive damage, yeah. But where else there's like a
there's like a health bar above guillotine, though.
Would it be like in the yellow? If you get back up and spend a
bonus action investigating, I'll give you a health bar.
You're up. I healed.
Yeah. He.
Hit, Yeah. So on your turn, yeah.
Say 40 foot wide 30 foot tall. Well a fire that lasts 3 rounds.
Any Pokémon that end their turn in the fire takes 6D10 fire
damage so have to 3D 10. Any Pokémon that moved through
the fire on their turn, it must make ADC 10 con save or become
burned. I think the caveat of this is
you will use it, you will get damage, guillotine and will
slither and it will descend into the void after it takes damage.
It's not gonna last for three rounds unless you put it on the
ground. It will not last for three
rounds. Yeah.
And he's not, and he's not on the ground so.
He's on the ground. What it could I like put make AI
guess that's if I made a bridge the middle of it which is fall,
correct? That's fair.
There would be two walls that are opening.
There's like nothing else we can do with it.
Just three D10 damage isn't nothing.
That's right as well. Reduced to. 6010, the half is 3D
ten, yeah. Yeah, if you want to roll.
That OK, 17. 17 points of fire damage as Connor and the gym
trainers from Whoppers. It could make the entire
difference. They come into the void and they
use their fire types to create a wall on Guillotina's lawn Snake
body. It goes and then it like slides
around and then the fire like slips off its body and descends
into the void. But hey, it's damage OK?
Anything else? Well, I'm so sorry.
I'm indecisive about what I want to do with this other action.
Doesn't carbon have the thing where he can like swap?
Get guard split. Yeah, stop by seas.
What if he yeah, split the Guerritina and got like mad?
That would. Well, his well it would be 1821
averaged out, so it would just. Be.
Yeah, they just split it. Yeah, if I, if I had started
that early, I mean, it would have taken the actions I don't
have, but I could have started swapping humans and then
swapping him, send it over to him.
But that would have taken up too many actions.
What is the turn order? Who's after me?
Allies. CAS Baddies.
Allies. Baddies not.
Really doing anything so. Baddies, then Schmidt.
It's Mcguffin time for the baddies.
I I think I think the best decision is to hold the Mcguffin
for after the baddies turn. Like you're preparing an action.
Yes. Got it.
Can I do that? Yeah.
Yeah, you can hold an action for baddies.
Turn for Yeah, Mcguffin. This is so crazy because it
could have been guaranteed but because of how you rolled it's
still a toss up. You can still hold the action
but the efficacy is not a guarantee.
You know what I'm saying Not. Really.
The Mcguffin you got, you did a bad job of getting it.
Yeah. It's torn.
You don't remember. I send that to you in the
description. I'm not using that, I'm using.
You have a different Mcguffin. Yeah, how many?
Mcguffins do you have? The five roll that I rolled on
my ancestral fame magic. You're holding that?
I'm holding, yeah. To reverse the last turn in
initiative. You were holding that.
I didn't consider that. OK Oh wait, that's awesome, I
forgot about that. OK, that was the other Mcguffin.
I do have that as well if I need it.
Yeah, that's, but I think this is guaranteed, so I'm gonna use
this, yeah. Sure, sure, reverse time stops.
Well like if you're saying you're holding that to like
reverse everything that happens during the baddies turn, then it
basically skips the. Baddies.
That's the action that you're holding.
Yes, yes. So.
So the caveat that is though, if cabbage goes down, can't do it,
then I can't do it. So cabbage does have to survive
this. OK.
And when were you gonna use it? After the baddies turn.
So you're subject to four legendary actions.
Any of those could target cabbage.
But as Adm, you won't hard target cabbage.
I'm gonna roll. Right.
It's random. I know it's random.
I know he's not gonna do that. That's right.
I'm I'm. He's not a but that also means
we, I mean, I guess we don't really have.
The bad guy's gonna use ominous weight strategically and then
the rest is random. I think there's enough people on
far enough away. I think she's far enough away.
I think there's enough people in the field.
I think she can survive. I think I'm gonna do it.
I think that's the best use of my turn.
You are preparing a chosen and sensual fame magic to reverse
yes, time yes. OK, so scary.
It's. Very scary.
I love this. This is fantastic.
You guys are really playing the game right now.
OK, so it's the end of Melody's turn.
You know what that means? Legendary action.
Real quick, I do have a bonus action still sure I will party
time someone I think. An ancestral fame magic it's.
Gonna be a fame magic. Let's.
Bring it more into this. I have a boss action Let's fame
Magic hit 69 and one shot Carotino.
Yeah, it's guaranteed. Do you guys want me to fame it?
I had some. Dude it's it's power word kill
kill. It could be awesome.
It could be devastating. Do you want me to?
I it'd be constant. I feel like the party time isn't
right. The party time is.
Is it just inspiration? I was going to use inspiration.
That was what I was not about to do, but I could pay magic.
But I think, I think I'll just. You have to pick somebody.
Yeah, I have to pick somebody to give.
It to Who do we think's gonna survive?
Well, this is all a melody right now.
I'm just. Cooking, maybe?
Who's gonna? Trevor has Protect built into
him. I think I think it should be
Trevor. Yeah, so he won't die.
I think it can be guaranteed right to help with whatever
you're doing. I think Trevor is the best
option, Tina. Yeah, yeah, I think Trevor can
like if he gets targeted by anything, he could just nullify.
Yeah, I'll give it. I'll give Trevor.
Yeah. Trevor gets inspired.
Do you have any flavor for this inspiration?
I'm like looking at Trevor. I'm like, I'm gonna get give me
back up. I'm done.
It's me and you, baby. Baby all day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like why?
Like Schmidt and Crack are like, they're getting up.
Like Yeah and everyone. That's everything you made me
and. You I just got everybody up but.
It's me and you that's. Yeah.
Awesome. Technically, Quacko right now is
not Big Bird. Yeah, he got on.
So I'll just put this on top until I assume you.
Do that later. In fact, not on Sesame St., bro.
Yeah, not on Sesame Street. Is that the end of your turn?
Yes, sorry. For their reactions, I'm just
going to roam for everyone because the stakes are high and
it's more fun that way. I.
Think if 'cause isn't taking actions, we shouldn't get
legendary actions when they don't.
Do this is the Annabelle's turn. I know, but I'm just, I'm just
putting that out there. I feel like if they're not going
to do anything to help us then we shouldn't get punted them
having a turn. That's.
Fair. And you think about what cause
would do, which I think the answer is nothing.
Nothing, then nothing. I just, I just thought it's
like. If that time doesn't pass
because he's not doing anything, yeah.
No, yeah, we'll see what happens.
So. Let's not die.
Let's. Not do that dude.
Three legendary actions. Melee which can include multi
attack will say is 2 or sphere is 3.
No, there's four. Sorry there's four legendary
actions. Melee attacks is 1 or sphere is
2. Shadow ball is 3 on this, Wind
is 4. OK.
We all catch that. Yep.
I wasn't really paying attention.
But so shadow ball, right? Or did we say orsphere?
I already forgot. Orsphere is 3.
Orsphere. Orsphere will target anyone,
bud. Bud No.
It was created to be. This is a second death save.
Yeah, I'm not gonna roll damage. Yeah, he eats it, OK.
But it's fine. That's why the critical revived
but to eat the freeze. But.
Actually clutch. Yeah, actually.
And then there's another legendary.
Action. Yeah, yeah, he's got another. 11
melee could be multi tech 2 or shadow ball 3 oreosphere 4
ominous wind. He can't.
Ominous Wind. He needs 2.
Yeah, he needs. 2 So it's either.
You do one on a re roll and then 234 yeah 4 multi full melee.
Attacks. Sure, we'll just do that.
Just had a ball into Quacko. For his.
Melee attack. So he can only target within 10
feet of the wall. So it could be solely, it could
be Quacko, it could be Schmidt, it could be LED, it could be
Bud, so. Could be, Bud.
Come on, Bud. 12345-D6. No, this.
He's the hero if he dies like this.
I use my. Can I have a?
Question now can someone? Just give me.
One again. 5. Bud's dead.
He's. Dead by my goat, my God.
My God. No, no, no.
Do not cry, Do not mourn for Bud's loss.
Celebrate his victory, for he ate everything Victor Tina did.
He is a hero. Legendary action There's still a
tart. OK, 2.
Of. Them we are much more like why
are my? Discount.
I'm like celebrating this guy. Bud saves us.
Thank you, Bud. He died.
Thank you Bud, my goat. Bud, they're gonna write your
name in the he's. My goat.
He's literally bud. He's.
He is the true hero. There's some, yeah, so.
Bud dancers will pop off. Like all the answers, they will
pop off. Bro non alpha bud.
He's a toad squirrel and he's like sentient.
He's like laying on the ground. He sees Gimli by his side who's
unconscious. He sees LED standing there like
we got to make this happen. And Toad squirrel looks at LED
and says please you're the only one who can save us as the final
multi attack hits in the bud and he dies.
Single tear rolls down LED. Rest in peace, Bud.
Bud's death greatly empowers Giratina, more so than being
knocked out. We're not going to do anything
special about that right now, but just keep that in mind.
And then 'cause Gaz has priorities that like, he doesn't
want to fight, he wants to get Sam out safely, and that's
really not an option. So we're going to skip and we're
going to skip those legendary actions as well.
I don't think that's something necessarily to celebrate because
that just makes it guaranteed his turn.
So but. That's -2 legendary actions,
that's true, that's true. Net, net positive, that's true.
It was going to be guaranteed his turn regardless.
Yeah. On guaranteed his turn charging
big Omega laser attack is currently on 4.
We got to take him down before. Yeah, he's got to die before
that. I could make him intelligent,
but rolling in front of you guys is so fun.
What? He doesn't know what we're up
to. He has a few additional things
that haven't been revealed, but they're like, they're like not
super. It's more fun.
So again, he has shadow while he's orosphere.
He has like a phantom force AOE attack.
How do I want to do this? Did the Sentinels get dropped
with this? Beam they should have.
Thank you. Thank you for that.
Our teacher, I think we had homework yesterday.
Protection if we remove them if you.
Remove them. We're gonna kill him before that
because. It's like are you forgetting the
list they we have to kill? Him, we have to kill him.
Yeah. No, you're right.
That's a mechanic. That's how it.
Works. It gets fair.
You're right. You're not.
I probably remembered in the. I think we have a test today.
OK. I will have you know I was that
kid in school. My God.
I believe it. You're still getting a crucial
mechanic that could still fuck us.
That's right. They don't actually move this
turn, so it's OK, right? Right.
Yeah, they're just. Opportunity attacks really is
all that. He's gonna do that and he's got
a multi attack melee. That seems to be his best thing,
so again, that's gonna be anyone who's in range here.
So 123 for dead bud 5. So I'm gonna roll AD 6 and re
roll on A6. 5 on Samuel. 5 on his own guy.
Yeah, Hell yeah. 5. If it's a wing attack on solely,
it's gonna hit the Sentinel, we'll say that.
Yeah, OK. 2 Quacko. Regular quacko.
What?
Wait, he's a half HP? Because it hasn't been Schmidt's
turn yet? Yeah, I have to do the damn
thing. He.
Gets to reflect. I'm just.
So did he get half up to his alpha HP?
And he he got half up to his alpha HP because that's hard.
He was that. When he went.
Sure. Yeah, I'm not sure it's gonna
matter it. Probably won't matter.
Wait half up to. Wait nevermind nevermind cuz I
healed him and it was the the later ruin right?
Yeah, it was. So it was like.
Healed his HP so. This is the first part of the
three-part multi attack. Keep that in mind.
Right, so the bite right into Quacko, he has a role to hit
just 27 head. Yeah, OK, that's only gonna be
38. He lives, OK. 30 points of
damage. I do have baby dollies.
I do have baby dollies so. Are these these are all melee?
Yeah, but like the wings are long 19 so they do more.
I'm just cuz I can refine something I'm just figuring.
Out. OK, the thing again.
If I can save somebody, I will. Is there only three targets for
melee for this multi attack? Yeah, so we're gonna roll AD
four and then cuz he can't reattack Quacko unless it's with
the wing, OK, which we're doing the wing next cuz the tail is
last so. I have to, yeah, I have to only
do it. That's.
ME123 gonna re roll on a four one so solely and this guy are
gonna get winged. Wave it all eyes.
He's gonna use one of his six toward legendary resistances to
wave it. It should have just really
popping those like. A.
Slowly. Wasn't out.
Yeah. To drain them out.
To reveal out, to reveal the mechanic whenever anyone was Kod
gained a legendary resistance. Yeah, so.
I was like, that's the empowering.
Yeah, that makes sense. Makes sense, yeah.
And you guys just haven't been doing any effects cuz we don't
use status conditions in this game?
I guess so. More attacks, let's go.
Anyway, that is a 29 to hit. Yeah.
It's gonna hit OK the wing attack into solely and the
Sentinel that is standing there. What was the hit?
What was it to hit 26? 26 to hit 90.
Yeah, it's like Richard recoiled.
So no fucking way. 90 HP from the wing attack.
So she is full? No, she's full health because
she was in the bubble. She wasn't bubbly, right?
Right. She took and you just pulled her
out. Match her vibe.
Yeah. So she's fine, right?
What is that Max total with the plus 27108 + 27?
Yeah, you're good. That's 1:30. 5 So what is the
what's the damage? 909045 left.
She's fine and the Sentinel is still standing too.
For what it's worth. It has some HP left.
God damn. Not a lot, but some.
Stiffs. And they probably got stronger.
I've got it progressed too. You got it.
Oh, sorry, no, I've got a plan. OK, the.
Our fearless leader. But wait.
There's another multi attacker there's.
Another multi attack. It's three parts.
It's the tail, right? And.
Actually, none of this matters. It's fine.
It has to be LED. I know.
Yeah. I'm I'm gonna reflect it, but I
don't know if it's gonna matter. Well I mean like none of them
hit cabbage. Your reverse.
Yeah, that's fine. Oh, none of them are gonna hit
at all. Does this kind of not matter?
It doesn't matter how bad it's. Gonna.
Reflect it, right? Well, moving.
That's fine if you get knocked out.
I'd see what happens. She's.
Doing it. That's irrelevant.
Yeah, All right, heal up, boys. So that didn't.
Happen. Let's see if LED.
Thanks just for fun. Sure.
But that will hit. I'm still having the damage,
yeah. Yeah, tail attack as the tail
emerges from the void it whips onto.
I should. Yeah, you're just a little hater
and this is time. Travel.
But I'm gonna feel it. The bird it what doesn't.
Kill me makes me stronger. It's for Ellie, it's 57 damage.
Yeah, I'm done. OK.
You've held your action, the two actions like your chance turn
was to start the bomb and to make the multi attack.
The bomb doesn't. Stop Start Yeah to the Sentinels
Day or. The Sentinels.
They're part of the bomb, so yeah, they just.
Yeah. So can you please describe what
it is? I think everything just happens
in reverse. So the plan was to KO that one
Sentinel that was lit and then I had another attack of Quacko
and. Oh, I'm sorry, there's no bomb.
Right, but there's no bomb, so we can just.
Hold. On me too anyways.
Get his ass get his ass get. His ass.
As soon as everything reverses, just.
Get his ass. Yeah.
So I guess that brings us to Schmidt.
All right, full power, just get his ass.
I hit with MEW 2 first OK. It's. 26, yeah. +1313 that's 29.
You know is AC it. Is 21.
Yeah, it's. OK.
And we're still powered by the plate.
So that's you are double damage. Double.
Damage bonus and increased dice increase.
Rather than die tier, you get a die tier.
So it's 8D86363 points. Is psychic damage pretty good?
All right, Quacko Slash, we're gonna roll the hit.
Are you gonna alpha him? Yeah, we're gonna.
So here's the. Proposition.
We're gonna treat that as a bonus action, but you also want
to see the health bar. That's also bonus actions.
You have to decide what you want to do.
I'm out. Fuck yeah, the health.
Bar. Well fuck me, let's fuck the
health. Bar.
Dude, get out of here. Either dies or he does it bitch.
9. 9 does not hit. No, that's the I get plus 10.
No cuz I'm alpha so I get an additional 3 + 13.
So that's one over it's 22, that's. 10 It's super effective
clutched. Super effective.
OK. So that's automatically.
It's not a crit. It's not that crazy.
This, but it's still opposite. It was double.
The damage die for. It's super effective.
You should have the dance boost. Are you slashing?
You wouldn't. You would not have sources.
Yeah, I lost concentration when I got knocked out.
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
We might have been getting to the end of cuz it was only
vector for one minute 12. AD 12.
AD 12, yeah. AD 12 + 20 Yeah 68.
Excellent. Huge.
Yeah, like. Didn't you 2 do more?
You 2 did do more. That's.
Kind of funny it just happens that way sometimes.
This is how the die rolled. Yeah, well.
So that was a crit that you got like.
Yeah, did 200 something damage, Yeah. 193 whatever.
Great. You have another action, right,
Those two that was to take those two, Yes, thank you.
I'll take another action if you want to get to.
You can jump in there and sell some box.
That would be an action. It would suck, but you can do
it. Mewtwo and Quacko joining forces
to continue to slash, smash, bash on Guillotina.
Guillotina let's out another roar as some of the islands in
the distance begin to crumble and disappear away the swirling
vortex. It was more and more intense.
This is the next final phase. The legendary action between
here will not be using specific attacks, but it will start the
bomb, engage the bomb out of three, and we will also have
these. Guys solve his legendary actions
to do it, that's why. Makes sense?
He has three now, but he's also, this is like death rows, so you
could don't get too excited. It's still a big number, but
Giratina is feeling the pressure and wants to win.
Finley and then Cindy, you can't do anything.
Well, can Trevor? Trevor can do stuff.
Trevor fuck. Shut up.
I'm gonna give Guerteina A slight defensive buff, but it
probably won't matter. And you do lines and if you
wanna move a hair to not hit me. Yeah, yeah.
Dump damage this turn. Yeah, and you do have an inspo
too, if you would like I. Will reuse that inspo problem.
Well I would just be on damage because rock slide is gonna be
the play and they're all the guarantee rules.
So 22 strength for Tina, with you for strength on Tina.
Is it just Tina or? That's a crit.
I'm only shooting Tina. OK, He got it correct.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I should have rolled in front of
you because it's a natural party.
Oof, OK. That's a that's a dodge.
Yeah. Nothing that does fucking sucks.
That fucking sucks dude. Yeah, that happens.
Yeah, that's it. That's the only actions I have
this I can't do anything. And he gets three legendary
actions. This year, he's gonna use one of
each. He's gonna do a single melee
attack or a sphere shadow ball, or he could Ominous Wind in
there as well. What will he do?
The Ominous Wind still costs two, yeah?
It does cost 2 still out of the three and.
He could just roll it. Yeah, yeah, fuck it, fuck it,
fuck it. Ominous Wind.
He's not making sound decisions. Mainly people Ominous wind
shadow ball or a sphere Shadow ball.
He's gonna target to anything. Do I want to roll for that?
How? Many target target target.
Yeah. I think your team actually knows
that. Doesn't tell.
Yeah, I. Was gonna say he probably would
be. It's over 20.
Right to be able to tell. But if he's desperate, he's
just. Ominous Wind he might, but
anyway, out of hostile targets that are not immune to Shadow
Ball 1234 Sure 5. Cuz one of the turns he packed
his own goth. Yeah, Can we still on the
bubble? Really, Walter?
OK, so he's some. Answers also Walter.
That. Was the take picture?
Well, Tina's never shot at Walter before.
Yeah, Tina, he has. You're right, you're right.
That's why it's called done
sparse injury ball, you're right.
He has downloaded that Walter's normal type, yeah.
He's that great. Another one.
How many of these they got? I do have one more.
I. Don't.
Fucking eat, eat a I don't. Know.
I mean. Yeah.
That's funny. He's gonna Ominous 1.
He's gonna ominous. One, yeah.
He's gonna ominous. He's feeling the rage.
Come on, guys. What's the best Ominous wind
attack? Yeah, we'll tell.
You for sure over here. He should move Guy.
Yeah, he. Should move guy Yogurt's really
fucking him. Up over here.
What 2 lines just gets the most targets?
Sounds like I mean most of them only get 2.
Most of them are two. Almost all of them.
There's the only way to get 3 is this way it is.
But that also includes a Sentinel.
So I don't, yeah, I don't want you to die, but I am helping
him. Lava Star's here, right?
I'm riding I. Mean that is this.
Is the Lava star both up? This is it.
Where? These two lines that include
Gimli, well, Gimli's immune, Elodie, Trevor, Cindy, and
that's 2. Lines. 3 lines. 3 lines but.
Shit. Yeah, Nope.
Yeah, OK. So.
Gimli's in a box. This Yeah by.
The way he's just gonna. Hit me cuz he's walking hates me
I'm like. OK, hey, Even is gonna be Elodie
just me, Odd and no and Trevor. No, I'm not on the same.
Way as Trevor. We're garden.
No, but. Trevor always gets a yeah, OK.
Evens Alani odds, Cindy, Yeah. OK.
Cindy, OK. And.
Cindy Largostar. Fuck, it hates me.
It's. Me.
It's me you'll talk about. Baby, we're getting there with
the almond as well. Baby The.
Same choice attack or Cindy is Dex.
That's pretty good. It's not.
For, no For. And for and for.
Larvestar and Trevor will save with wisdom.
I guess you know it would be fair for him hate me cuz I just
reverse what he did but he does he know that I did that?
Maybe. Cabbage did he's.
Got a distortion world? Yeah.
That's true cabbage, didn't it? Yeah, that's.
Language. Cabbage 19 for Cindy.
That's not a save cuz it's 20. Yep.
And. 13 for larvestar, so fail. How'd Trevor do?
It's 11. OK, kind of a low roll, but it's
my number. Pokémon that failed at 75.
Yep, we're. Good flour shows down.
Humans that failed is half of that, so 75 / 2.
Trevor's down to 50. What is it?
30 something. Because I'm at 33.
No. It's. 37 Yeah, you're going
down. I'm coming.
It's Cynthia coming. 37 for Trevor.
But I'm also getting heated across the map guys.
Ray. 'S getting.
Heated across the map going down, please what?
Do you fucking want us to do this is the fucking underworld.
You're like guys stop going down please.
I'm sorry I don't have 5 billion Mcguffins to stop me from dying,
that was. The end of you do have one more.
Macguff I know and I will use it if I need to.
But that was the end of Elodie's or sorry.
What else are you gonna use it right?
The campaign's over after this shit.
Well, no, Xander. No Gimli.
No Xander. Gimli's turn.
Yeah, cuz he crit the rock slide gear Tant crit the rock slide.
So now Cindy then LED. But did the ominous win make us
move? Isn't that?
Probably, yeah. Thanks.
For I'm sorry, teacher teacher. I also think we have a quiz
tomorrow. I'm like, well, I need to know
where I'm gonna be before. I start doing.
The. Thing so this.
Is. Fine, it's fine.
So. This is fine 1233-UP.
What's happening? Everyone who failed, which is
you 3 are gonna go. To the middle.
Fine. That bad?
Actually, it's got better for them.
That's fine. It's fine.
It's hard to target them. It's fine.
So Cindy's down, but solely's fine.
Yeah, because guess. What we?
Should've say it separated. You do for death, safe because
you're down. And for like.
AOE attacks are fucked up in that corner.
Cindy passes. I wish I was as tanky as Trevor
bro. Both passes.
OK, let me put a :). Like somehow after ALDI says
Trevor still is 87 though. That's our goat cool.
Cool, cool, cool you. Fucking all right solely.
I wish I. Solely is going to blast them.
Yeah, start blasting. Burn the fuck up.
I feel like overheat would do the most.
Strong. What real hell?
Wait, it's dope. Dark Pulse.
Why a dope die? Super effective because I'm the
alpha the. End of this turn is the bomb,
right? 321 Yeah, Yeah, this turn is the
bomb. The end of this turn.
Yeah, is it right? It went off after Schmidt's
turn. It started started at 3 after
Schmidt turn. So three Schmidt, 2 Gimli, 1
Cindy. At the end of Cindy's turn, the
bomb goes off. I just have no reaction to that
ever. Yeah, it went off.
That's fuck it, OK? Yeah, cuz it got disabled and
then started again at 3:00. No, but.
With all the legendary action. It happened after I moved and
it's gonna go off before I'm moving.
Exactly. I can't do anything about it.
Fucking yeah. It's the final boss.
Right. No, that's fair.
I was like, that's fair. Right.
It's the it's just like you're not what we know.
It's just like you don't have a. Chance to react.
Right, exactly. OK, we're fucked.
We canceled the first bomb, right?
We did, yeah. Cuz that's when this guy, when
did this guy take damage? He took tail damage.
Yeah. No, we we reversed.
That you reversed that. I was gonna say he's low.
He's not low anymore. Is he still?
Did he move like where he at? I was like, oh.
What turn are we on? What's going on?
It doesn't even. It's my turn.
Oh, OK, gotcha. It's my turn.
After my turn the box but also the box around Gimli drops and
no one can do anything about it and Gimli dies.
Everyone's dead if the bomb goes off, Morris, we all die.
OK. I could just kill Gatina.
And put these down so I can't roll a check to see where the
health bar is at because I can't roll it.
I literally. Just have no, no.
No, I don't. Waste time on that you have to
kill. Him, you just have to kill him,
Die. So the only thing I have to do
is attack with holy. That's it.
That's the only thing I can do, Yeah.
So I'm asking should I use overheat or you should?
All climbs please. What?
The power is most powerful. So 1 is 5D-8 which was what
doubled SO10D8 or A3D10 which would be 6D10.
Overheat has a chance of hitting other people though.
Who cares? It is a 20 foot.
Circle, we're gonna die anyway. OK, you're attacking the solely.
It's like the end of the game. What was the damage formulas
right, Let me make sure that. I'm I feel like flame throw
would probably be better and what was that?
But. What's flame throw?
Flame throw is 3 D 10 + 9 but it's it'll be 6.
Double the damage bonus, double the damaged dice for being an
alpha. And then is it all?
Perfect doubled again cuz it's super effective.
Right on, Guerritina. Yeah, the Super.
It's super effective because it's AA.
That's on top of. Yeah, so double damage dice,
double double damaged dice. So that's like what something
did. You tell the quackos. 3/6.
Did we fuck that up on the last slash?
It's fine. I'm sorry, yeah, Alpha, is that
what? We did super effective.
We didn't do alpha. We did do alpha, yeah, doubled
the double. We did that.
We doubled the double. We.
Doubled the double, yeah, yeah, that's how you get to E.
Yeah, so that's gonna be a 12 TT attack, right?
All. Right, OK, fuck it, cards on the
table gear teen has 70HP. Seven, she can do it.
She can do it. So she absolutely can do it.
So I believe solely solely still at full health.
Or did she get hit by the no the wing got undone.
OK solely is a full health. Send DHP.
Right Solely is a full health. I do have cursed planes as a
free action before using any fire type attack, Solely may
elect to add any amount of damage dice to the damage
formula of the attack exchange for that total dice worth amount
of HP. I'm not gonna.
Down to 1, down to 1, All of it. All of it, All of it.
The. Caveat is it is a save.
If I guess Giratina gets a correct save it does not like it
doesn't do. It doesn't matter.
OK I know that this is the literal last attack of the
entire campaign. Like well what if a Solby goes
down to 1 HP and that gets knocked out and forgot about?
Everyone will die until unless we kill him.
I forgot about that passive too because I could have made coaco
crit. Yeah, so.
It's a complicated the. Stress of the moment.
Yeah, I understand. So we're gonna all of our
mistakes led to this moment, and that's 1:30.
Right. That's awesome. 134 is how much
I'm gonna put into that with my flamethrower.
So what does that increase again?
Just damage points. With your overheat, you mean
you're doing overheat, so I'm. Doing flamethrower OK.
Yeah, OK. Cuz I don't wanna hit quacko and
mute like I just. Again, it doesn't matter.
It has to roll a 20 though cuz the damage is.
Guaranteed it's gonna do at least half damage on a fail.
Because you're taking your HP, yeah.
OK, no, no, but I mean just on a fail like.
So we can guarantee this. I don't know how, I've never
used. Blast me as hard as you want.
Yes it doesn't. You want to get off as.
Long as you kill. It doesn't.
Yeah. OK, then we could do overheats.
What is the math? We got to figure out the math.
Then what is the math for the I'm still?
Trying to figure out how this cursor.
I've never used it because I'm like I don't want to take my HP.
What's to add damage dice? To the thing so as a free action
before using any fire type attack.
So they may like to add any amount of damage dice to the
damage formula of the attack in exchange for that same amount of
dice total amount worth of HP. So like if you use 2D12 you lose
24 HP? Yeah.
So you're just adding dice? OK, so this is dice.
It's based on the roll there, so whatever attack you pick, you
look at the damaged dice. You can keep adding damaged dice
until you break your HP total. So what's your current HP?
1. 3134 So what's? The best amount of dice you can
add to get as low as possible. Flame throw is damaged.
Flame throw IS3D10. So 134 / 12.
Is it 12 or is it 10? You could add D 20s.
So OK. If you want, I thought it was
about to match. The overheat is.
It should probably match Overheat is.
D8. So yeah.
OK, it's easier for matches. Sorry, go on.
So what? Is D8 I would do a little
flamethrower. Is D 10s.
There's you can. Add 11 D twelves if you just use
all the. 8 There's no D12 in. This there's no OK.
Gotcha, gotcha. It's.
We're doing separate math, yeah. So it's D 810 is 1 for D10
right? Right. 10s.
Do the 10s tens do the 10s. So we're adding 13 D 10s to
bring it down to potentially 5HP?
Yep. SO5 5HP.
And you're going to incorporate all those in super effective.
So you're rolling like 26 D 10s, Yeah.
Oh, those all get doubled. Yeah, that's that's added.
Yeah. OK, so we're.
Doing 13. I still think the 10s that we're
doing, but it's the odds are. Yeah, the odds are.
The odds are very good. Yeah, Yeah.
OK. So it's 13 D 10 just for this.
And then what's the base? Yeah, 3D 10 + 9, so that's plus
10 plus. Nine, yeah.
Plus. OK.
SO3D10 it becomes 6010 becomes 12 D 10.
So it's it's 19 * 38 D 10 plus. 18. 38 D 10 + 18.
It is ADC. What is?
You have to average 2 plus. 2 plus OK, so it's a 19.
DC-19 you don't even have to No. Yeah, you have to average 2.
OK, here we go. It's.
ADC 19 deck safe? Every Tina has 20 decks.
We're ruling that a crit is immunity to damage.
Yeah, a crit, yeah. If you crit right now, I'm going
to kill you. I'm going to, like, actually
kill. You.
Yeah, yeah. You know what I was, I was with,
I was like trying to defend you, Rich.
I will stab you. Oh, we'll count it.
We'll count it. He gets he has plus 5 decks, so
16. That's a failed.
Calculate your full damage. Yeah.
There's no reaction. Oh.
My God and 47 damage, the highest recorded damage in the
campaign. Finalize.
You feel guaranteed stomach. Hurts.
So much I have a tummy ate. I'm just going to eat ice cream
after this. I might not chat chat.
I'm shaking. I want to throw up, I I need, I
need everyone to know I kept calm and a brave face that's.
How? Like, not even close.
It was, yeah. We were like, oh, she might not
get 70 damage, 40. Seven That's why people say I'm
really good at a stressful situation because I'm trembling
and I want to throw up and I've wanted to throw up for two
hours, but I but I seem so. Calm.
Well, I've wrote. Screaming I'm I'm.
Fucking dying. Do you have anything how you
want to describe Cindy Kowing the distortion?
Cindy's currently down, Cindy is unconscious so I'm I would
assume that solely sees Cindy down in this dire situation.
It's like fuck it, we ball and just goes balls to the walls.
Sacrificing a lot of her HP to guarantee, pretty much guarantee
this hit on Guerra Tina. Just an absolute ungodly amount
of fire. So much fire.
Like you thought the firewall was fire?
No, no, no. There's just so much fire.
Soul Eater truthfully with all of like the littered like not
just the combatants on the battlefield, also like these
ghost types that are descending fucking Kyogre like the fallen
Sentinels as solely charges this attack with her giant wisps
coalescing in front of her. Blue wisps also emerge from all
of the downed Pokémon and people and bodies, and even Bud the Toe
squirrel lends the last bit of his life energy to contribute to
this incredible attack. Coming out of Alpha solely, it
senses the entirety of Giratina's body as the flames
crawl up its massive Serpentine form.
It lets out a roar and Cyrus falls out.
Cyrus falls into the center of the island and Giratina lands on
top of the lower half of his body.
Cyrus screaming from the ground. How?
How is this possible? A band of misfit trainers
denying the universe of perfection?
This is your doing? What of my new world?
Of my new Galaxy? Was this all a dream to be swept
away by your reality? Giratina begins to shudder and
then explode into a brilliant white light and everything in
the Distortion world vanishes as you all lose consciousness and
are are ejected from the Distortion world.
As our story ends, you see a royal blue sky with another
cloud insight. A cool autumn breeze gently
buffets your face as you make out a lush forest with leaves
just as vibrant as a roaring flame, the foliage extending in
every cardinal direction. The sounds of Talo chirping and
Pucciana socializing intertwine with the excited whispers of
seated townsfolk preparing for a historic ceremony hosted in an
unassuming small town whose thing to fame is being the home
of the Champion. Welcome to Little Root Town,
where Champion May has personally invited the Quacko
Paco to be recognized for their unprecedented heroism in service
to the people of Hoen, Elodie, Gimli, Schmidt, and Cindy.
As you look out from the makeshift stage you have been
ushered too, you look out to an audience of eagerly expectant
faces, all people you recognize from your adventure.
KFK Mart and all of his many cousins occupy an entire portion
of the limited audience seating, all with their charming Pokémon
partners, including Pablo de Picchu.
Gym leaders from battles well won sit among each other,
including Winona, Connor Watson, Roxanne Brawley and Tate and
Liza. Powerful trainers such as Steven
Stone, Champion Red, and various Hoenn Elite Four members occupy
VIP seats in the front row, including May's parents Caroline
and Norman, and many other beloved characters such as
Calvin, his mother, and the Ninja kids causing a ruckus.
The Shining Gang with Donuts glittering in the sunlight.
Archie and Maxi dressed to the nines with Maxi endlessly
handing Archie tissues as he has no mechanism to prevent the
Kyogre like waterworks streaming from his own face.
Clementine Sawyer is here with a rather posh chuckle themed suit,
The Dragon and elders look on with pride, Brandon and Delaney
from the DPD look quite dressed up and many many other familiar
faces are awaiting the ceremony. In their own reserve sections
are your beloved family members Cindy's grandparents.
Goji and Desai look to be incredibly relaxed and gaining
some lost weight, comfortably SAT alongside Poppy the
Carnivine and Pumpkin the Victory Bell.
Pink haired and sporty notorious Joto Gym Leader and Schmidt's
mother Whitney chats with some powerful Hawenian trainers
across the aisle as her trusty mill tank chews on some little
Root Town exclusive grass. Gemma and Gimli are patiently
sat, excited to once again be spending quality family time
together. Elodie's mothers and brother
even made long trips from across the world to celebrate Elodie.
In this moment, a strange long red haired man you encountered
in Meteor Falls and Sage from the Renegade.
Sam's adopted brother Silver sits alone in the back row
holding up a Rotom tablet, seemingly in a video call.
After what seems like an eternity, Hoen Champion May
steps onto the stage with a microphone in hand.
The audience goes quiet. Hello and welcome everybody.
Today we are gathered here to celebrate some of the finest
trainers the Hoen region has ever seen.
An estranged group of unlikely friends that, in the face of
despair and uncertainty, removed from their homes and loved ones,
banded together to help the people of Hoenn and even save
the world. No one required this of them.
No one made these demands or assigned them to these missions.
Rather, they became heroes because it was the right thing
to do. Everyone cheers and applauds,
and you can all hear your names interjected over the roar of the
attendees. May reaches inside a tall case
on stage, procuring 4 medals strung with a fine silk band.
In honor of his impervious convictions, his resolute
defense of his friends and family, and his unmatched skill
with the pickaxe, We bestow this medal to you, Ghibli.
There's applause in the face of danger.
A kind heart, a whimsical personality, and a tasty baked
treat can make all the difference in saving the day.
Cheers to you, Elody, a skilled tactician, a ruthless Pokémon
battler, and someone truly and wholly unafraid to put
themselves in significant danger if it means doing right by his
friends. We thank you, Schmidt.
Finally, our own native Hoennian, demonstrating that a
fireball of brute force may not be so bad.
If that fireball is on your side, Cindy, you have our
gratitude. These violent heroes will be
commemorated forever in the halls of Hoen's history as the
intrepid Quacko Paco, the estranged heroes who roasted the
occasion to fight for their friends, their families, and
even complete strangers when no one else was able.
We cannot thank you enough for your collective bravery.
Residents of Hoenn and all other esteemed guests who have joined
us today, please give a final round of applause for the Quacko
Paco. You have the opportunity to give
words to the audience if you want.
Well, Cindy's receiving her award.
She's doing like rock hands with her tongue out.
Like very typical 15 year old behavior.
Got it. It was just another day on the
job, everyone. It's so Gimli.
Oh yeah, it's gone in there. Yeah, like.
You see, Schmidt's kind of like, Oh yeah, but you can tell like
in his eyes to the mind as elsewhere.
Take the mic. Time for the rizz.
You're never too old to be in, I'm sure.
Yeah. Very good.
After saving the Hoenn region and the world, Cindy starts by
helping her grandparents rebuild and fix the Berry farm, making
sure they are taken care of before pursuing her own goals.
Cindy's parents, River and Beckett, mysteriously go
missing, and the berries on the Berry farm are sweeter than
ever. She pursues becoming a gym
trainer, then leader at the Fire Gym in Lava Ridge.
Her gym is notoriously hard, even with a type advantage,
sending aspiring trainers to train even harder in hopes of
beating her formidable team Soul Eater who was once a week.
Volpex has become one of the most powerful 9 tails in the
region, occasionally bringing fans to stop by the gym to see
her and Cindy. Cindy gets and maintains custody
of Kyogre because somehow at the time everyone trusted Cindy, a
15 year old, to guard the revered ocean Pokémon.
Annually, Cindy and Archie schedule a wrestling match
between him and Kyogre, opting for whatever time of year needs
a little more rain as to causes little issue to the Hoenn
ecosystem as possible. After hearing about Symetra
being moved from the hospital to the prison from Silver, Schmidt
knew it was time to make his move.
That night Schmidt sent out me too and said energy is defeated,
you no longer have to live captured, you are free and smash
the master ball directly underneath his foot.
But before you go, Schmidt says, I have one incredibly selfish
favor to ask. Two officers were set to guard
the door to Artemis's room on the night before the prisoners
transfer. During the night, a flash of
purple came from inside the room.
When the guards open the door to check on the prisoner, she was
gone. And with that, Schmidt, you too
and Artemis were never seen again.
After the ceremonies in Little Route, Elodie spent some time
back home in Lumios City with her mom, Serena, and Shawna.
One thing was clear though, she would never be able to return to
her simple Baker's life. But what does a girl do after
flying to the moon, jumping into the distortion world and saving
Holland from destruction with her friends, it didn't come as
much of A shock when she was one day visited by a familiar man in
a trench coat and his purple haired superior.
They'd met once before in interrogations at the Duford
City Police Department. Word of the Quaco Pacos
escapades had once again made its way to the International
Police and Luger and Annabelle sought Elodie's help.
After a few trial missions, Elodie became a permanent
member. From her love of police officers
to experience with portals through the Hooper rings, Elodie
had found her perfect fit among the International Police.
She enjoyed traveling between the regions and occasionally
different dimensions and of course very frequent visits to
her boyfriend who kept his post as hometown hero and police
officer of Duford town. Elodie even took the lead on the
investigations into the on the run criminals Schmidt and
Artemis. But somehow, she was never quite
able to keep up with them. Cabot the Alchemy, of course,
was ecstatic to finally realize her lifelong dream of becoming
an international super spy. Her sunglasses collection only
grew, and the Whisk Takers dropped their debut album, No
Whisk, No Reward. Blueberry the Alteria bubble
gum, the Per Marina grape juice the shiny Swampert Key Lime the
Iron Valiant, aubergine the Lipard, Mr. Salt the car bank,
and Pumpernickel the Clefairy who I'm just realizing I don't
think I ever dropped the Canon name of in an episode.
A rumen to renounce their world tour someday soon.
Life is exciting for LED and the Whisk Takers spreading their
gospel that you're never too old to be an adventurer.
Until one day she held tight the torn piece of paper she kept in
her pocket. It was always there, just in
case something terrible happened and she needed a miracle.
But she'd grown since her visit to the moon, and so had her
Pokémon, and so had her friends. She was sure they could handle
anything from their way. So, with a nostalgic twinkle in
her eye, she decided to pay a visit to an old friend.
Knowing now he kept his family safe, Gimli returns to Sino with
his wife and son, back to his home in Kanalov.
Gimli first considered going back to work in the mines, but
knowing what he had the potential to lose in this
ordeal, he decided to retire early to a more quiet life.
Or at least so he thought. Between the lack of energy in
his quiet life and knowing the potential his son has, Gimli
decided to open a training space in the Iron Islands.
At first just to benefit helping his son to train for the Sino
League. Oh, son of mine is going to be
outdone by his old man. Word gets around that the Hero
of Ho and Gimli was opening a Dojo for trainers of the earthen
element to hone their skills. Gimli was at first forced to
send them away, telling them that he was just here to train
his son, not become some master. He's just a guy.
But the word was too powerful, interest was too great, and
Gimli, sense of duty called to him.
Gimli. Gimli and Gemma got back to work
establishing the first Earth Specialty Training Center right
on the Iron Islands. Or tired minds hanging in the
halls of the Dojo. The moniker of his time at
Helen, a banner reads a phrase that reminded him that he was
more than just some simple miner.
It reads you're never too old to be an adventurer.
Training in the space included strength training, mining as a
team, building exercise, and recreational bowling league.
Gemma, finding love for mixed martial arts in her recovery
after the accident that forced her to retire from the mines,
initially opened the Dojo further to fighting trainers,
using the mines to help train and develop their true inner
strength. Using his father and mother's
training, Gimli challenged the Sino League and while he did
fall short of the finish line of the Elite Four, he was selected
as the next gym leader to take over Orbered Gym.
The lodestone simply cannot escape the Orb mines and the
mines always call to them. Just outside the Dojo there is a
small grave dedicated to a lost friend.
A simple cross head stone lays upon the grave as a reminder of
the Toad Scroll Bud. The last aspect of the green
blood serves as a reminder to trainers to always live your
life and even be willing to put it on the line to protect your
friends and the people you love. Unbeknownst to Gimli, this grave
would not be there forever. A visit from a certain
international police officer would change that.
Like what you've done with the place?
I got some Intel that you opened a Dojo and I had to see it.
You truly are never too old for new adventures, huh?
You'll want to talk from Baker to super spy for the
International Police. Let me know when the next career
change happens so I could keep better track.
Anyways, what brings you down to my humble little Dojo in Sino?
I've been tracking down another one of our friends and it got me
thinking about our adventures. Not just what we learned about
ourselves, but who we lost. And then I remembered I had
something I wanted you to have. From her coat, Elodie pulls out
a slightly torn Talisman looking piece of paper.
I got this when I was on the moon.
It's a Jirachi wish tag. It's ripped a bit so I'm not
sure it will work, but I think it's worth a shot to see if we
can bring Bud back. Gimli's eyes welled up.
You mean I'll be able to see my friend again?
Give me an LED. Take the tag to Bud's grave.
You just hold the tag, make your wish, and we'll see what happens
I guess. Gimli puts all of the hope and
pain he has thinking strongly about his lost companion.
All that he did for Gimli, all that he did for Mewtwo, and all
he did for the Paco and the sacrifice he made.
Gimli's Pokémon even forced themselves out of their ball
just to give Gimli their support for their return of their lost
friend. Trevor Lasagna.
All of Bud's friends channeling their hope.
The tag begins to glow. You know, just a few seconds
there is, well, it felt like an eternity.
Bud stood before Elody, Gimli, and all of his friends.
Bud touches his tentacles to his face.
What happened? Did we win?
Is everyone OK? Here's begin to strain down
Gimli's face. Yeah, bud, we did it.
Can we quickly hug this lost friend?
Oh great, now where are we exactly?
I am so confused. We're home now, bud.
We're all home now. Hello and thank you for
listening to Dunspars and Grandpa.
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And with that, we will roll initiative.
No we won't. I've run away and pissed my
pants. Yeah, I definitely just shot
myself.