Welcome to the Cali Rex Game Corners Pokémon DND campaign
featuring Cindy, a young Vagabond from the Hohen region
with pyromaniac tendencies, Gimli, a stocky Burley miner
from Sino looking for his lost son, Elody, an enthusiastic
foodie and Baker from Carlos, and Schmidt, an enigmatic man
from Johto with a duck. My name is Rich and I'm the game
Master and this is Dunsparse and Grandpa.
What's next for the party? What do they want to do?
Guys want to go shopping? Like.
Yeah. Shopping.
Gosh. Everyone on board, Schmidt.
Yes. OK, Symetra's down.
She's happy to. Or she's not happy.
I guess she's relieved to not be at Archie and Maxie's house.
She does comment on like how eccentric it was and how it was
kind of fun in a scary way, but she is glad to not be there to
the poker. Yeah, what's, what's the Mart in
this town? Why don't we go find out?
Is that where you're going? You're going to go in, OK, You
I'm. Praying.
You. Praying for port rules this
time. You open the sliding glass doors
and kind of like Fall Arbor generally has a vibe of being
kind of homey and quaint and there's like gardens everywhere.
And people are kind of rural, but they also enjoy art and
stuff. It's like a really, really nice
community. Like definitely a place where
people would want to retire. You enter this store and it is
like definitely too dark, like to be a proper store.
There is only a little bit of lighting coming from like
display cabinets and there is very like melodramatic music
playing from somewhere and there is a shadowed figure sulking
behind a counter. Oh no, this.
Is the one. This is it.
This is all you've been looking for.
If this were an anime. If this were an anime.
Cindy walks up to the counter. Like glowing.
OK, sure. Glow.
Roll a Charisma check and I think you want a low number.
Well, Charisma is +2. That's a 15. 15, not a low
number, yeah. Not good.
From behind the counter jumps up, just a mess of cloth and
some incorporeal body launches up and it jumps on the counter
and it tries to scare you. Make a charisma save.
No wisdom save. Wisdom is plus one.
That's 16. 16 You didn't. You are too oblivious to be
truly frightened. But something did attempt a jump
scare. And then there is a a cringey
little cackle from behind the counter.
As someone says, welcome to Sleigh Mart.
And then there's the sound of a Thunder clap.
Neat place you got here. Play Mart.
Yeah, Sleigh. He says it is neat indeed.
If it is wares that you seek, I may sell them to you.
And then there's, like a sound of like, a wolf howl.
The clothed creature that is sitting on the counter stares at
Cindy, but it seems like it is staring at her, not with the
eyes on its face. It is making attention, but it
has eyes on its belly and is looking directly up at Cindy.
Yeah. Oh.
Buddy. Do you?
Interact. You can try yeah do Pokémon
handling. I've been really good at petting
Pokémon today. Oh, no 6.
Six. You reach out your hand and then
there is a glint in this creature's eyes and it leaps up
again and it sticks its underbelly like it's cloth onto
your hand and you immediately feel all of the heat drained
from your hand. Make a Constitution save.
What the? Fuck a 4A.
Four. Yeah.
Cindy takes five points of cold damage as she essentially has
had like her life energy drained from her hand.
The man behind the counter says, no, Mimi, not again.
And he's like very upset. And he grabs a little piece of
wood behind its hand and he says, we talked about this.
You can't be doing this to customers.
And the, the little, the little creature behind the cloth is
like kind of wriggling. It doesn't make any sound, but
it looks like it made a mistake and it's not happy.
Oh no, it's quite all right. I I wasn't sure.
I I probably shouldn't be petting random Pokémon anyway.
Yeah, Slay looks up at Cindy and he says Mimi is a little
dangerous. I don't recommend you do that
again. I surround myself with fire
types. I think I know a little bit
about danger. Slay says.
I'm sure you do in like a very sarcastic, cringey kind of
Shadow the Hedgehog way. Oh yes.
Cindy says danger instruments like.
Danger. This is more like one thing from
pain, but. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Slay says If it's wares that you
seek, I have a great collection, please take a look around.
And he reaches behind the counter and he hands each of you
flashlights because he wants to keep it dark in here.
So what's he got? He's got a whole bunch of stuff.
He has the classic assortment of pokey balls.
Of course he has healing items. There's like a little beverage
fridge that's got some interesting stuff in it.
He has a counter that's full of herbs.
He has a little display case that says battle items.
And he has behind him behind the counter, like against the far
wall, like in a convenience store where like cigarettes
would be, they're like little bottles of wood, like look like
to be nutrients. And they're they're locked.
They're locked up and they have quite exorbitant price tags and
there's clothing here. It's like kind of a general
store. There's like toiletries.
It's kind of like it's like a mini Walmart almost.
There's like little camping supplies, there's adventuring
gear, there's picnic stuff. Pretty much whatever you could
possibly want as a trainer is almost everything is available
at this Pokémon. Is there the equivalent of aloe?
Yes. You see in this little medicine
area, there is a brand called Burn Heel.
There are two different kinds. There's one that says for
Pokémon. There's one that says for
people. I grabbed 2 bottles of the for
people. OK, that will can.
I need those for later. And what what are the options of
beverages? There is freshwater soda pop,
Berry juice, lemonade, and very interestingly, Johto Moo Moo
milk. It is high quality and it seems
a little expensive. Holy shit.
You guys sell this? Can can Cindy stealthily grab a
Moo Moo milk? Are you trying to pill for it or
steal it? No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, like not so the whole party can see it like hide
it from the party, but like take it to the front of by.
You can try, I know. I don't want to steal.
I'm not stealing. Cindy's not that bad.
I'm so sorry it. Probably doesn't matter for you,
but I would call this sleight of hand instead of stealth.
But it's like which I have a proficiency in.
Sleight of hand, Really. Yeah.
Oh, damn. OK, little criminal teenager.
OK. That's a 19.
Yeah, you're able to bring it to the register without the party
noticing. Great.
That mean Schmidt doesn't notice the movement.
Milk. That is correct.
You can roll an opposed perception.
The does I mean the physician. Look at sorry.
No, you know, it's in the store. You didn't see Cindy pick it up?
OK, yeah, no, I'm grabbing like 5 bottles.
OK. It's very expensive, just a
heads up. I don't think Schmidt cares.
OK, Yeah, it is. It is import milk.
Great. Is that all you want to check
out with Cindy? I think so.
OK, two burn heels and one a bottle of Mumu milk, you said?
Yes. I'm actually going to
legitimately reference real prices for consistency.
Yep, that's going to be 70 pokey dollars.
All of it? Yep.
Oh, OK. Yeah, that's fine.
OK, you make the transaction, Sleigh says.
Have a nice day, even though you're going to stay in the
store for a while. Did you like do anything to my
my stuff like is are you good? He says you'll just have to wait
and see. No, but seriously, they'd fire
me if I did that, so you're fine.
OK. OK.
Like you, you can see where I'm coming from.
Like I was just a little like concerned.
You seem like a nice guy, like I'm.
I just wanted to make sure. He says I would never dare
tamper with my fine products. As much fun as it would be, I
could not. Can Cindy a sleight of hand, a
bottle of Moo Moo milk and a burn heel into Schmidt's bag?
Sure. That's why I got 2 burn heels,
one for me and then one to like. For the inevitable 1, you burn
yourself. Or burn somebody else again you.
Can you can? You can certainly try.
The Seven. OK, Yeah, Schmidt passively is
definitely going to notice that you're.
Going through his bag immediately the second he
notices, turns around, he's like what the fuck are you doing?
Cindy Freeze is holding the like burn heel and the Moo Moo milk.
I'm sorry, I was trying to put these in your bag and I hand
them to Schmidt. OK, I imagine Schmidt was like
just in line with his 5 bottles of Moo Moo milk.
Logistically, I just don't understand how this is gonna go.
It's it's how it happened. Yeah.
You're in line when you check out, and Cindy wants to give you
these things. OK.
Do you mean logistically like getting it into your bag?
Yeah, like I'm sure his hands are like full of milk.
Yeah, I'm sure. Like, I don't know, you could.
I don't want to RP for you, but I'm sure Schmidt could just turn
around and like, let her put him in the bag.
I don't know. I guess I don't know if he wants
to though. Yeah, you can.
Schmidt could. Again, I don't want RP for you.
Schmidt could have her tell her to wait until they get outside
or something. Or until his hands are empty.
I don't know. You know what, Schmidt just
going to tell her to hold on to it.
Anything from Cindy? He stands there holding them,
confused. Like what?
Now what do I do? Like my hands are full.
I'm holding two things. How?
What do? I do.
I had a plan, it didn't work. I'm frozen.
OK, other adventurers. I want to look at the camping
supplies to see if they sell like an axe.
Sure, just a classic axe do. You want like a hatchet or just
like a full on tree cutting axe? You're cutting axe.
Sure, it's there. There's one, there's only one
kind, but there's like three of them.
OK, Yeah. I'll take one of those.
OK, Do I need anything else camping supply wise?
Let me see. I also want to shovel.
They have shovels? Yep.
Neat. And some rope and maybe a ski
mask while you're at it. Chopped tape.
Cobar. They have all of those things.
I'm just like prepared to like have to break out of something
or modify terrain. If I try to break open a door,
is that terrain modification? Yeah, I would say it's
situationally, yes. Like depending on like the
context because a room is an environment, right?
Oh it. Just it just says the advantage
when destroying modifying its environment.
Yeah, especially if we were playing with maps or something
like absolutely that would count.
So yeah. Right, interesting.
No, I'm good with just the shovel and axe.
Just the shovel and axe is going to bring you up for 175.
Gotcha. The transaction is made, Please
note it on your sheet. Yep, I guess I kind of skipped
over Schmidt. Do you just want the 5 bottles
of Moo milk? Yeah.
OK, 5 bottles is 150. As you go to check out, Slay
says Hey, I like your energy. I'll let you want a little
something. There's a promotion if you get a
half dozen. You'll actually save 10 pokey
dollars if you get 6 of them. Even better.
OK. So do you, do you get a sixth?
Yeah. OK, that'll be 140 then. 140
hell yeah. He's about to have 7.
That's true. A lot of milk.
It's, it says, super pasteurized, and there's a logo
of a cute pink cow on the front. Anything else for Schmidt?
OK, yeah. He just takes one of them, just
cracks it open right, right there, puts the rest of them in
his bag. And then he's just like, yes.
And he, like you can see he's getting a little emotional
drinking it. Yeah, it tastes great.
You will feel like it's helping with your wounds.
It's helping with your emotional state.
It is really truly an elixir that brings you life.
It reminds you of home and on other things.
Cindy attempts to hand the things to to Schmidt again.
OK, I figured now that he's gone through his bag he may be able
to receive it. Yeah, OK.
He just takes puts him in his bag.
He's a little upset that Cindy interrupted him from his very
emotional moment with the milk. To provide more milk, sure, but
Schmidt was kind of feeling some kind of way.
Is Elodie doing some shopping? Does this man have any candy?
He does. He's an assortment of candy.
Is there any particular candy you're looking for?
I'm going to cause Cabbage is probably out.
I'm going to ask Cabbage if there is any candies that she
would like. OK, roll a perception for
cabbage and we're going to couple questions.
One, is she wearing sunglasses? Yes, she's wearing both pairs of
sunglasses. OK, 2 are you are you going to
help her with the flashlight or give her a flashlight or
anything? Yes.
OK. I will.
I will give her the flashlight. OK, it's only a -, 4 to her role
then. OK.
She has to perceive. Got it.
Are you kidding me? That was a natural 20.
Oh, yeah. You find candy that you've never
seen before in the store. It has a very peculiar
advertising on it. There is an image of like a pink
Pokémon that is kind of it got a chunky little star shaped body.
There's three of them and they're like, it looks like
they're dancing around like a crater.
And there's text on it that says Meteor Falls candy.
And there's like a bunch of little multi colored candies in
a bag. And there's like a little text
on the bottom that says descended from space.
And whether the validity of that statement statement is true or
not, they look very good. Lots of little star shaped multi
colored candy. We will take them.
OK, you do that. You have a bag of candy.
We'll say that there's like a couple dozen of them in various
colors. Awesome.
It's definitely looks kind of like Taurus trappy, so it's a
little expensive, but. That's OK.
OK. Bear no expense.
Does LED want anything else? No, I think that's all we want.
OK. That will cost you 55.
Got it. You make the transaction.
I'm assuming you're all kind of about to leave.
Yes. OK.
As soon as we're outside, though, I'm going to give
Cabbage some of the candy and then I'm going to spin her
around. OK, sure.
What couple questions. What candy do you give her and
what direction do you spin her in?
What are the options for the candy?
There it's basically every color.
There's the whole rainbow, there's pink, there's Gray,
there's brown. They're all there.
You can mix and match even. Can I give her one of each?
Of all the candy. Like of each of the colors?
Yeah. So that'd be like 12 of them or
something. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, you can give her all the candy.
I'm going. Glasses.
Cabbage is legit not going to evolve and throw up everywhere.
She's just holding them. She she's going to be spinning
counterclockwise. Counterclockwise, yes.
OK, give me I guess. Give me a charisma check for
cabbage. It seems appropriate.
OK, OK. She got a nine.
A9 OK, You spin her around and she seems to enjoy it.
She seems like it's like a natural thing that she wants to
do. And as she's spinning, she stops
spinning so horizontally and she starts to wobble a bit.
And then after you know about 10 or so seconds of this, she just
drops all of the candy and she looks at you like disturbed
because she was having a good time.
But she was having trouble keeping her momentum with so
many candies. OK, I'll pick up.
Just. What'd you say?
Mother doesn't see much candy. Yeah, maybe too much candy.
We'll try again. Does.
Gimli say that while he's eating candy.
Might have been too much candy. Takes up one of the ones off the
ground, eating one off the ground.
It seems like with Cabbage's tiny hands, she could probably
hold two of them. Two of them.
OK, I'll give her a pink one and a blue one.
OK. Do you do the spin again?
Yes. OK, give me a charisma check.
OK, this time it was a 14. 14 Elodie Old cabbage.
Kind of like on on her cheeks, right?
Not a very big fairy. She's holding 2 little pieces of
candy in her tiny little Milky hands.
She's wearing 2 pairs of sunglasses, and she looks very
confident. Someone who doesn't necessarily
know how Milsari works might be very confused by what's going on
here, but it's fine. Elodie begins to twist Cabbage
counterclockwise and Cabbage has a big old smile on her face and
she's wearing her favorite sunglasses, 2 pairs of them.
She's holding a pink and a blue candy and she's so happy.
She spins and she spins and all of the Milky kind of aspects of
her fairy body become whipped so to speak, as she continues
spinning. And she kind of increases in
mass as seemingly out of nowhere, just fairy energy is
funneling into her body. And the milk becomes thicker and
thicker, and her form changes. It expands and lengthens and
becomes slightly more humanoid after a few moments of spinning.
On the other side is a how creamy wearing 2 pairs of
sunglasses that has a beautiful color combination of pink and
blue. And congratulations, you've an
alchemy. I did it.
I finally did it. Yeah.
There. You go.
Cabbage. Cabbage turns to all of you and
you can tell that she is happy, but she also kind of has a smug
ass smirk and she's wearing her sunglasses and she just looks
like so fucking cool and she knows she's cool and she's just
having a good time so. Let's.
Go update was. Having a good time, Having a
good time. Update on Cabbage as she span,
she descended to the ground and now she kind of scoots around.
So there's like a kind of like just a couple feet tall little
beautiful little whipped cream. Little Cabbage joined the party.
Let's go. Very cool.
Symetra gets it. Let like let's add a little
happy clap. She's like, yay, she's happy for
cabbage and LED. Yeah, Schmidt also gives like a
little golf clap. Nice.
Oh, great play. I'm.
Eating more candy off. The ground, that's awesome.
Great. And this was like kind of
outside the Pokémon. Yes, yeah, as soon as we got
outside. Unbeknownst to you, a couple of
like adult aged male fishermen are standing behind you like a
little ways from the party. They're not like, right up next
to you and they're just kind of watching, like, oh, nice.
One of them says, wow, we got a sail on these rods and we got to
witness a fairy evolution. That's pretty cool.
And then they head off to the West to do some fishing.
What's next for the party? What are they doing?
Anything else? What time is it?
Realistically, it would be like free, but if you guys want to
like just like time skip, that's totally reasonable.
We could just kind of assume that you wandered around or
maybe got a meal or something. We could also try to buy tickets
for the show before. It's like, I don't know, are
they only selling tickets like right before the show or can you
get them like earlier in the day but not at like 7:00 AM you?
Can buy them not like when you were there, but you could buy
them now if you wanted for sure. Yeah, we can pre buy the tickets
to the show. Go, go have a bite.
Come back for the show, have a nice relaxing rest of our day
challenges tomorrow. Make an evening out of it.
Yeah, that's great. Cool.
Do we? Is that the plan?
Is that what we're doing? I think so.
OK. For the tickets, each person
will have to pay 35, so you will deduct that if you wish to
attend. And then for your meal, let's
see where you go to eat. Where you go to eat is called
bojane moos, fried, fried komboskin.
That's what we're eating. I love it.
That's awesome Bojane moos and everyone roll me AD 6 1/2. 1.
Wow. OK, yeah, you guys are eating
cheap. Your dinner cost each of you $6.
Very nice. They offered like a family
bucket or something. So you guys just all shared
that? Hell yeah.
Family bucket economics.
Yeah, cool. It's time for the recital.
It's time for the ballet. We all enter.
Yep. OK.
Was there any preparation of any sorts?
That's a weird way to put it, I guess.
Did. Did.
I'll. Just we get dressed up for it.
Yes, that's what I'm asking. No.
Cindy has a pair of denim shorts AT shirt that says that's lip
bro and a hoodie that says that's lip bro.
Great, I got my. Dirty ass over.
And Schmidt, like, tries to clean up like, as best as he
can. I am the salt of the earth, I
know. He's he's limited on his
resources as far as clothes and whatnot.
Yeah, there's clothes at Slay Mart, but yeah, if you want to.
Retract do I want to buy like a full on like suit right now yeah
I. Don't know, maybe not.
Yes, it's up to. You.
Yes, you do. Maybe not a suit, but like, do
we need like, do we get the vibe that we need nicer clothes for
this event? I don't know, would you get the
vibe? Can Cindy roll like perception
or History? I kind of want to make it
insight. Insight, OK, it's.
A wisdom thing. It's like, are you wise enough
to know that this is like kind of the tradition?
That's a six. OK.
I also I think Elodie would inherently know, but it's kind
of up to her to if she wants to tell the party.
I think she would definitely attempt to peer pressure the
party into dressing nice OK regardless of if it's a
standard. Got it.
Then she does that. It's not like a black tie event
or anything, but, and you obviously don't have to dress up
by any means, but at least like, you know, a caller or something.
So I guess my question is, who actually cares?
Do we have time to go to Slave Mart and pick out like, sure,
yeah, we. Can just just say that it it
happens, yeah. OK, does Slay Mart have any
dresses? Yeah, roll AD 20. 9.
Nine, they do. They have many options.
They have two patterns. They they have a bunch of
different cuts. You probably find whatever kind
of cut you want, but they have solid colored dresses and they
have polka dot dresses. It's not very ideal.
Is there like a yellow dress the same color as Cindy's?
Like that's lip bro. Yeah, it's close enough.
Yeah. OK, she grabs that in like a
basic, not too dressy dress, like a skater dress.
OK, sure. Yeah.
Is there like a suit rental store in town you?
Can. Just rent something nice.
Yeah, why not? Yeah, absolutely cool.
You want like a mess. It's gonna get like, yeah, like
the bougie shoe suit possible. Hell yeah.
It might be a little expensive, but for sure you can do that.
Yeah. OK Cindy was just like shopping
at a convenience store and she got 2 items so it's going to be
like 60. Schmidt is getting something
really nice but it's a rental that's like literally for like
less than a day perhaps. I don't that's what he wants,
but. Items.
Didn't you say 2 or just one? One dress.
I could have swore you said 2. 1 is fine, we will make that 40.
OK. Cindy picked out one dress and
it cost her 40 pokey dollars. Schmidt is going to rent a suit
for the night. It's going to cost him 80, but
it looks really good. Hell yeah.
Looks awesome. He's looks great.
I have. Spent $300 today.
Hey, you guys have a lot of money.
You got to get through it, you know?
You said 80 on that. Yes.
OK, Math. I don't know if Gimli's gonna do
anything necessarily he. Is there a T-shirt that looks
like a top? Roll Oh you know what?
Not in the store but like Slay has like 8 of them and he'll
give you one for four pokey dollars.
Of course Slay has one. Yeah.
Thank you, Slay. Yeah, he says.
If he does, he says something cringey.
I don't know what it is, but. I wear it with my overalls over
it so it looks like I have a tux into my overalls.
It's great. Yeah, that's you own it now too,
so you can wear whatever you want.
Does Eldie want anything? I don't know how we're doing,
like travel clothes, but I feel like had she been this original
trip being vacation she would have brought something nice.
I think she dressed too. I think that is fits in
character. I think it makes sense.
OK, cool. OK, cool.
She looks great. Awesome, great.
It's time for the show because everyone decided to follow L DS
advice and dress up a little bit.
They're not getting any terrible looks.
It's not like a tux kind of event.
These are still just they're they're touring from within the
region. They're not local, but they're
they're pretty established, pretty skilled dance troupe.
Troop is the wrong word with company dance company.
And they have they're doing a ballet.
It's a it's like a new modern kind of ballet, but they're
still it attracts a wide audience is what I should say.
And the hall is really nice. It's got a bunch of amenities,
and people are consuming little, like baked delicacies, and they
are having glasses of wine and like, specialty like Lava Ridge
spring water that's been carbonated, and they're having a
really, really good time getting ready for that.
Does anyone have any interest in any concessions?
Is Symetra there? Symetra's there, Yeah.
And Symetra has a nice professional.
It's maybe a little too businessy, but she looks good.
Yeah, Schmidt's going to walk up to Symetra and be like, hey, you
look good. He says, oh thanks.
So do you actually roll a charisma?
Oh hell yeah. It's a new arc, I'm all about
it. Oh, you put those Sam's on a SUS
list? 17.
Hey, SUS just means more mystery and intrigue, right?
So yeah, Sumatra thought that was very sweet of you.
She blushes, blushes a little bit, and she says thanks, she
made you clean up nice. Hell yeah, he's gonna like, like
offer an arm. Oh, wow.
Yeah, he's going for it. He's going for it.
Yeah, she's down to Dixon. All in dog.
Yeah, damn. Very good.
Any other RP moments in this hall?
In this performing arts hall. Feel like that conversation
where it's like, oh man, he's going in.
It's like all of us, like behind them, like watching this happen
and whispering about it. Yeah, see him go for it.
Maybe. It's charming for sure.
Absolutely. Even though he has a, he's like
for fish in Persuasion, but he has a 0 modifier on his
charisma. Yeah, I just think it's funny.
Yeah. I'm curious, did he button up
his suit all the way? Yes.
Yes, that's that's something he's.
Probably, like I know it's not like a black tie event, but he's
probably like a black tie suit, like he's a little overdressed
for the occasion. Yeah, that's fair.
That's great. He looks awesome.
He's killing it. You had plenty of time to like,
freshen up and stuff too. We can say that, You know, you
took a shower. Whatever you need to do.
You've been traveling. Anyways.
Yeah, the recital happens. I don't really have any
necessary, like, I'm not sure a good way to RP or roll dice for
like a concert or like a recital that you guys aren't
participating in. I'm open to ideas perhaps.
Perception to see if we know what's going on, if it's like,
it's a ballet, right? Yeah.
Especially like a lot of ballets have like a story.
They do though. Yeah, absolutely.
Like if we roll perception we could just be like, I have no
idea what's happening. Sure.
Yeah, yeah. If you wanna if you wanna get
some roles to see how your character enjoys the
performance, then that'd be fun. You're more than welcome to do
that. We'll.
Roll the 13 with no modifiers. I don't know what I'm rolling
for but. OK.
My. Perception.
I knew exactly what's going on. Apparently Valerina Gimli is
real. True.
Loki actually enjoyed them. I'm like that dad that just like
watches Hallmark Channel. Got a 2 on the dice so.
We'll say that Schmidt is distracted.
Yeah, this is actually a Sino story, believe it or not.
So Gimme knows exactly what it's about.
It Sino is all about it's ancient myths and whatnot, and
this tells a tale between. It's this story that's being
told in the stance is based on a book that is like considered the
origin of Pokémon trainers. It is it tells the story of like
the first person and the first Pokémon that had like a bond
where they could improve themselves to be greater than
the sum of their parts, despite being different species.
And it has its this is kind of like a modern twist on it.
It's kind of like like how West Side Stories and modern twisted
Romeo and Juliet. It's the same idea but it's
still a ballet rather than like a old Sino interpretive dance
thing. Anyways, is anyone's Pokémon
enjoying this with them? Trevor also loves the ballet, so
he's sitting. Next to me as a big rock.
OK, is there enough room for like all of my Pokémon?
Sure, why not? Awesome.
Yeah, they can do it. Yeah, and I've bean stole my
overalls because I'm wearing my overalls.
Yeah, Bean is also is like soullessly staring at the stage.
I've just not thought of it, but whenever we were at the rental
place he also rented like a like a like a collar and A and a bow
tie for Quacko. Oh hell yeah.
That's sick. Yeah, Quacko looks awesome.
Feel like Soli's just holding a larva star in her lap.
That's cute, I was been particularly questioning one
particular Pokémon. I'm glad that everyone's are
out, but I'm a little I'm wondering about Jessica
currently. That is my main thought.
Oh yeah, Schmidt knows about Dancer.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
If you bring her out, I think it would.
It would be too much of A distraction.
He doesn't want to distract from the performance.
OK, understood. Speaking of this performance,
this dance performance, all the performers are human, but there
are clearly Pokémon that are doing special effects.
There's like a scene with gentle snowfall and you can see up in
like the grid above the stage. There's like a Pokémon that
looks like it is just an angry face and its mouth is wide open
and it's exhaling and it's causing like really pleasant
snow to fall it from your perspective, you can see it and
it definitely does not fit the aesthetic of the performance,
but it's it's definitely doing a good job with the special
effects. There's other things like they
do like lightning in the background.
You see a small little yellow mouse like behind the curtain,
like do do do a little zappy ZAP and everyone's like, oh, and
they applaud. It looks really nice.
That's pretty much the whole event.
You have a great time. There's no terrorist attack,
there's nothing disturbing, no one causes a scene.
Oh, I cry. Oh yeah, Gimli cries for sure.
Schmidt make a move. I'm just curious, like Cindy's
just watching like Schmidt and Sam, not the show.
Gimli was very, very cordial the entire night.
Great. OK, cool.
That happens. Curtains close, they take a bow,
everyone applauds. Is a really great way to to kind
of wrap up an interesting day, so to speak.
Anything else for the Quacko Paco before they turn it in?
No, I think we're good. Right, right gang.
Yeah. As you're leaving the venue as a
group of five, Sumatra says. So is everyone thinking about
trying the the redo their gym challenge tomorrow that they
never got the chance to? Well, except for you, Schmidt.
I think you had a shot, right? Oh God, I just might respond to
that. He looks like visibly
embarrassed, but he's like, Oh, yeah, I guess I will give it
another crack tomorrow. And then you can see like, he
starts falling into like a, like a, not necessarily like a panic,
but like a deep, like thought, like a worried thought.
Yeah. Fair enough.
Anxiety. That's the word.
That's the word Symetra says. Well, great.
I suppose you probably want to turn in early so you can get
lots of rest for that, right? Yeah, maybe not like too too
early, but yeah, early is good. Yeah, it's like 9:30 PM at this
rate. Probably a little later.
Actually, it's probably 10/10/30.
Yeah, that's good turning in time.
You have a choice. There is the classic Pokémon
Center free hostel for trainers. There's also some like there's
also like a chain hotel kind of thing.
And there's also, like, a cute little bed and breakfast.
Do we want to do the bed and breakfast?
You could price out the bed and. Break we have money.
Yeah, we. Do have money we have.
Money, darling. Yeah.
What's the prices on everything? Let me see.
So obviously the Pokémon Center is free.
You can do that all you want. The chain hotel, we're going to
say it's going to be, we're going to say that, oh, there's
five of you. That's a weird number.
We're going to say A2 bedroom is going to be, we'll just call it
100. So however you want to organize
A2 bedroom and then it will say a single bedroom is like 60 or
not bedroom, A2 bed, A2 bed is going to be 100 and a single bed
is 60. And then for the bed and
breakfast, something. About a game a little too hard
here, but most hotels do offer a double queen suite which is 2
beds and a pull out couch. OK, Yep, that.
Definitely did get the girls in there and then the guys in a
double queen. Yep, that's going to be 120.
So that's for the chain hotel. The bed and breakfast going to
be a little more expensive. Don't isn't any great.
We're just talking about hotel prices, OK?
The the bed and breakfast is going to run each person 50.
OK, how charming is the bed and breakfast I'm?
Going to roll for that. Is that a charisma?
Christmas for the bed and breakfast.
It's it's really nice. It's really quaint.
This is like a super good little town.
There's a lot of tourists, there's a lot of culture.
There's a lot of people who like retire here and it's just a very
like it's a pleasant, easy living rural town and the place
is like really nice. It's going to come with the best
breakfast out of all the options.
The Pokémon center you have like the vending machine at the
hotel. You have the continental here.
You got like some like really good, like homemade Hardy stuff
and everyone can like everyone's going to be pretty comfortable.
What's the what's the gains decision?
I'm feeling that breakfast. Totally down for the bed and.
Breakfast. Yeah, it's fine.
Bed and breakfast is good. OK, Everyone agrees.
That's what they do. Yes.
This is called the Bay leaf bunk.
That's what it's called. And there's a it's there's a lot
of like really nice plants inside and the air feels very
clean. And there is in fact a Bay leaf
at the door and it greets you and it's great.
See. That's 50 each.
Yes, deduct that. It's great you guys get ready to
turn in and dare I say the Quacko Packo feels the most at
rest than they have. And perhaps the whole journey.
Honestly, I'd agree there's still some suspicions, there's
still some mysteries to get the bottom of.
But at this moment, on this night, they never felt more at
ease. Thank you for listening to our
silly little podcast. We hope you've been enjoying the
journey so far as much as we have.
We got our first pieces of I guess it's fan art.
We we had someone who actually drew characters.
They drew Alpha, Soli and Jessica and put it in the
Discord. Stuff like that makes all five
of us so incredibly happy. If you have original drawings of
things that happened during the Quacko Packers adventure, we
would love to see them. Please give us a holler on
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Oh no, you're so. Underwater.
Oh my God. Hello parent from Charlie Brown.
Does it actually sound like that?
Yeah. Oh no, that's so funny it.
Is awesome. No, it's the same.
It's so bad. Oh God.
Ellen, he fell in a fish tank. That's great.
Yes, of course. I'm the fish tank you would get
in the store.