Last we left off, our valiant heroes known as the Romeo
Homeo's had encountered some mystery forms in the library of
the castle. After solving the Riddle for the
third floor key, Steven and his pony to Romeo, Achilles and his
Ravombi Starlight, Bonnie and her servine Clyde, Daisy and her
Glammy O Karma, and Clara with her yumper Charlie and the newly
acquired relic Snom Vegeta made their way to the laboratory on
the 4th floor. There they were attacked by a
member of the Prince's secret guard, but were victorious in
beating his shed. Ninjas.
You're surrounded by Pokémon in cages, pages of potion recipes,
and various at comical devices. What would you all like to do?
There's Pokémon in cages, you said?
Yeah, the go let's and the. Go.
Let's. Munas and musharnas.
Right, free them. Yeah, I mean, the go let's are
just chilling, but there's poor muna, they're dreamists are
being harvested against their will.
Oh, quick question for the DM. If I stole an empty flask from
this laboratory, could I use my little specialty ability again?
Sure. OK, Clara's going to do some
thievery then. Amazing.
Should I roll for crime? Roll a Perception.
Oh. Not 20.
Let's fucking go. Oh my God, you perceive.
All OK. Amazing, amazing.
OK, so in the laboratory, there's a couple things that
you've already kind of discovered being those golets
and the way that they are powered by the muna and
Musharna's dream is which has been converted into energy.
You've discovered that they have a device on their back that if
you trigger it, it will cause them to basically power down.
You've seen bottles of said dreamest.
You've seen some other bottles strewn throughout the laboratory
as well. Some are filled with what seems
to be sort of a black icker. You see some empty bottles,
which you are welcome to grab one if you would like.
There's nobody else in here, so there's no risk of sneaking
about. The only other person that was
in here was the member of the Princess secret guard, but he
basically skedaddled after you guys beat his ass.
You also notice nearby to sort of a a couple baskets full of
berries is a recipe for an odd sort of potion.
The recipes for potions throughout the room are for
things that you would expect to find in an alchemical lab, but
this is a key potion recipe which seems to be rather odd,
and you find it once again next to some piles of berries and a
little haunted sapling. A key potion, you say?
It's time to cook. Let's get cooking in the
kitchen. Amazing.
Do you read the recipe? Yes, I will read it aloud and
then I'll post it in the channel so that you guys can read it at
your leisure. The key potion says start with a
bottle of water. The Berry that weakens fire goes
into the potion. The Berry that weakens iced must
be soaked. The third Berry to go into the
bottle must be ground. The Berry that weakens poison
goes in directly after the Berry that weakens ice.
The Berry that weakens bug goes in directly after the chopped
Berry. Shake well copy this for.
You interesting? So I know the first one is AKA
Berry. The second one is Yachi.
Yes, and ground. Oh.
I eat. Berry Shaka Berry No.
No, I'm kidding. Oh my God, our VGC knowledge.
I don't know the poison Berry. I've never seen that guy in my
life. I think I've given it to the
poison, the very guy before, not the poison.
I was like, not the actual poison Berry, then the poison
Berry, Yeah, I don't know the name of that thing.
Papaya is. Tenga, I'm gonna write that down
before I forget it. OK, poison is Kedia.
Yeah, when you take bug is Tenga out of context.
This reminds me of like farming in like gens 3 and 4.
This makes me sad. Yeah, why'd you make a sad
grace? This sucks.
Yeah, honestly, that was my goal.
Fuck you. Guys, yeah, makes sense.
So what do we think about must be ground?
Like do we think that means that it's a like a type Berry?
Or alternatively, hear me out, could it be maybe this is I'm
too crackpot here? Could it be the electric Berry
because electric only has one weakness to ground?
Or do we think it's Chuka? It's probably Chuka, let's be
honest. So I me Kira thinks it's Shuka,
but the. Child like the ice 1 needs to be
soaked. The third Berry when I get go
and the pie. Also, there's nothing about a
chopped Berry, so. No, but it says so.
The Berry that weakens ice must be soaked, and then the Berry
that weakens poison goes directly after the Berry that
weakens ice. But it doesn't say put in the
ice Berry, in that order. So if we this is like when we're
in elementary school and then the teacher gave you like
directions and like you had to read all the directions to the
end and it just said don't do anything, But then you look like
a fucking idiot when like you start doing stuff because he
didn't read it to the end do. We need to make one of those
like logic grids. How many berries are there?
Lots, but as far as tight berries, there's only 18.
Oh, do you mean like in the room?
Like how many? Oh, that's a good question.
Try with like, is there a limited amount of chances?
Yeah, could explode. Yeah, there's, there's a lot of
berries there. There's not a lot of duplicate
berries. Seems like you probably only
have a limited number of chances, but you can try again
if you need it seems. OK, I think we should just say
fuck it, we ball and do it like straightforward the first time
and then we'll see if Grace is a fucked up person and we have to
think a little bit harder. About one out of order because
there's some like the third Berry to go, it must be ground.
And then after that is the the Berry that weakens poison goes
after the one that weakens ice. And we don't have a chopped
Berry. In that order.
Wait, so. That means the whatever order
the one that weekends bug in goes after the Chopperry.
So whatever order that is, that one will have to be chopped.
After the chop, who are we chopping?
What if there's a choppel? There is a choppel, but is that
like a? Is that a pun that would be made
here? Oh, maybe yeah, there is a
chopper berries, so maybe it would be.
Water isn't really chopped though.
Akka Yachi Shuka Kiba chopped and then.
No, but Tanga's. Tanga's got to go in.
Oh wait, no, Kibi has got to go in after Yachi.
Yes, the Berry to weekend's poison goes directly after after
ice. Wait.
OK, so maybe we are painting it up then.
I don't know dog. We're.
Probably making it more complicated than it is.
Because that would be the third Berry then.
Also, it says that the Berry that weakens ice has to be
soaked, but it doesn't say that. Hold chat.
The Berry that weakens fire goes into the potion.
It doesn't say we have to do it first, right?
Yeah. So we could do Yachi, Kibiya,
Shakta, then throw the Akagai in there whenever we want, and then
we do the Choppel Berry and then the Tanga Berry.
I'll I'll trust the potion maker, let it RIP.
Well, unfortunately, Clara is canonically kind of stupid.
I don't know how she's made it this far in life, but she is -1
in wisdom, but plus 3IN int. So you know what?
I don't really. Know int is for potion making
wisdom. Wisdom is like life experience.
Yeah, that's the thing. Wisdom is.
Yeah, wisdom is smart experiences.
Yeah, she's. Book smart.
She's not street smart. That makes yeah that checked.
Out. OK, so then we'll OK, we put
water, we have a. Bottle of water.
The Yachi Berry and then we put the Kibia Berry and then we put
the Shuka Berry and then we put a Choppa Berry, I guess, and
then we put Tanga and then we'll put AKA, right?
But note that the was it. Yachi Berry needs to be soaked
at I guess at some point and then the the Shuka needs to be
ground. Is it not soaked in the bottle
by itself? Yeah, because it's in the water.
So we put the water 1st and then the yaki.
The yachi Berry can. Just he can just linger.
In there for like a minute. Right, so we wait.
Yeah, OK, so we'll do water Yachi Berry, let her like, you
know, marinade. Soak.
Let it soak. Stefan can take a drink in the
meantime. Can the potion maker know how
long it takes for a yachty Berry to get soaked?
Yeah, Can she? She's going for three minutes.
Yeah. Gorgeous.
Yeah. It's 2 minutes, guys.
Yeah, you guys have. It so yeah, wait, wait for soak.
Set your little pokey timer. Bed, you know.
Yeah, shake the baby and I will have Snom watching for his life
experience, by the way. Watch as we do this.
Yeah, you know, you can just take it all in.
So yeah, water soap, the Yachi Berry, Phibia Shaka Choppel
Tanga, AKA Shake well. OK, as you add more and more
berries to this bottle and then start to shake it up, it starts
to bubble and fizz and the lid pops right off of it as it
overflows onto the desk and little mushrooms sprout where
the potion flows. It appears that many berries
have been added to this bottle, and perhaps too many.
Yeah, I don't think apple is a Berry that we need because it's
like one of the berries needs to be chopped.
So whatever Berry we put in before tanga, we just have to
chop it. Could we do the same thing but
just? Chucka.
No, but it says the third Berry to go in must be ground.
It needs to be ground, not chopped.
I think we're overthinking it. I think there's no Shuka Berry.
I think we just That's a description for the Berry that
goes in, are we? Are we grinding the tanga Berry
and chopping the aka Berry? Wait.
The weekends bug goes in directly after the chopped
Berry. So wait, wait wait.
That means Akka needs. 3rd Berard.
Now. So Yachi goes in.
Tonga. The Tonga could be third and
what's what Berry? We can dice.
Is it? Yeah.
Yeah, that's Yachi. Yachi's sitting in there just
so. Lazy.
Yeah, she's getting. That one's first SO.
Then we chop up Cabia and then we found out Tanga.
That's Evie's yellow color, too. Yeah, we really did it.
And then Akka's just so it can go in whatever.
So Tonga is ground because it's third.
Wait, so which one are we chopping?
No, it's the bug. Yeah, we need to readjust the
order. Yeah, yeah, well, Yoshi, OK,
Yoshi for sure. Z's goes in first.
The Berry that weakens poison goes directly after the Berry
that weakens ice. OK, so Kibia, and do we grind?
No. And then we grind up.
It just says the third Berry must be ground.
OK. And then the Berry that weakens
bug goes directly after the chopped.
I think. We need the whole order.
We need 5 berries then, right? Because you can't.
What if what if what if what if What if we soak the achi Berry
separate from the potion? It just says start with a bottle
of water. Doesn't say put the water in
first. It's true then.
I wouldn't chop a Berry. Put the one that goes after the
chopped Berry. Oh no, it has to go in though,
because that is critical for the Kebbia Berry.
You need the ice Berry to go in. We could soak it separately, put
the. Iceberry.
In first chop it no. So are we decided that it's four
berries? You may have to be 5.
As I have. To be 5.
I don't know, I can't do math. Never mind, player's going to
like, sniff the mushrooms. We started with six, by the way,
like that was what we just did. And it was too many.
Yeah. And it was too many.
So we clearly. Have the AKA is the fire 1.
Right. We know we need the IG, we know
we need AKA, we know we need Kebia and we know we need Tanga
for sure. The the ground one speculation,
the chop foam with speculation, the chop one's probably the
wrong 1. So we're narrowing that down.
We could just eliminate one. We can eliminate both and do
four and just figure out what the order needs to be in the
sequence. And if we can't do it, we go
back and add the shoot go. The answer's friendship anyway,
so it's. Are those the only types that we
definitely have? We have fire weakens fire
weakens ice weakens poison weakens bug.
For sure. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I always use Aichi add the KB
after. Which one needs to be ground #3?
Yes. Needs to be ground.
Well, no. We need a chopped Berry though.
Is chopped and ground the same thing in this context?
I don't think so. I think that's part of the
Riddle. OK.
This is one of those, like, logic puzzles, Like, yeah,
because this one's this, it can't be this.
Because this one's this. It can't be this.
Right. So the ice one has to be soaked,
the third one has to be ground, the.
Well then we need one more Berry to go in before tanga, because
we need a chopped Berry. Yeah.
That's what I'm saying if we do the order different so the fire
Berry can go in whenever. Right.
So I could go in before the water.
Like what I'm saying is like we have the water separate and soak
the Yachi Berry. We soak ya chi chopped cabia
ground tanga because that's to be third and then Octa at the
end. Octa at the end.
Yeah. We can try it.
We do soak, chop, ground and. Then Akka's just doing its own
thing. Let's give it shake so it feels
included. Yeah, perfect.
OK, are we locked in? Are we locking in?
Sure, let's try it. Yeah, yeah, let's give it a
whirl. OK.
Just to repeat, you guys are letting the yacht Berry soak
first, then chopping the Cabia, adding that, grinding the tanga,
adding that and then adding in the akka last, and then shaking
the potion. As you shake it, it becomes a
shimmering green potion. Oh, give it to the horse.
All right, Romeo. Not over here.
Get away from my horse. But we can put this in his beer
drinking hat. Give it the drunk.
No. It's beer.
What would a Kira? Tory on witchcraft away from my
horse. It's just nom.
What's say that's how you blew beer?
Wait, Kira, you could just roll something to see what it is or
does, because you're an expert in that, right?
I'm rolling for potioness. Potioness.
Yeah, that's on your spill sheet.
What to make this roll? Let's do Arcana.
Oh shit, I have a + 6 in the arcana and I got a 19 you
remember? That this potion was found near
not only the berries, but a little sapling, and that
sometimes there are potions that can help things grow, and this
appears to be one of those. So it's a key potion that helps
things grow and we are collecting keys.
And there's a sapling in here, guys.
Come on. So maybe we should put it on the
tree inside? I say let it grow.
Spit a key. Out maybe.
Maybe he he grows and he produces keys for every room in
here. And then we can break in and
kill the Prince, which is definitely what we're here for.
Yeah, we're here to kill the bro.
And then he would become big. You could try it, but we have to
make sure we have enough of the plan.
Yeah, we'll dump it. But like, can we keep like one
drop for snob? Just like, see, you know?
Sure, yeah. You pour the potion, most of the
potion, onto the sapling and it grows into a little tree and
from its branches some wood grows into the shape of a key.
OK, we were putting Snom down. He was watching.
Yeah, he was watching. And just like whatever, like
residue we're just going to sprinkle on him for the culture.
OK, we'll say that he you're just going to pour it on him.
I mean. That's funny.
Drake just. Does he know?
How does he know? How make a Pokémon head like
check I guess? He has never consumed he.
Has never consumed. It's just like drinking a beer.
And you have beer all the time. I know you have.
Well, I got A5 plus. Two OK, yeah, he he might sniff
at it, but he makes no move to drink it if you offer it to him.
OK, awesome. We're just going to dump it on
the garden. Amazing.
I'm I'm going to roll to find out what happens, because that's
fun, isn't it? OK, so you watch as Vegeta, the
relic Snom, does grow a few inches larger.
He was, he was a little guy, but now he's a little bit bigger.
It seems that whatever you did did in fact work at least a
little bit, and you might be able to refine this alchemical
process in order to make more potions.
Or what am I thinking of solutions?
Things that can help Pokémon grow not only in size, but also
to grow stronger? Oh my God, Claire is going to
invent Exp candies. Let's fucking go.
Pretty cool. Not right now though.
But you know, we'll keep it in the back pocket.
That'll be my epilogue. Who's going to snap off the
twig? Daisy will snap off the twig.
Amazing Daisy acquires the key for the.
Does the lab have any windows? There are some kind of like
shaded small windows. I would like to use mastermind
please. Reading it for everyone, using
your astronomers, astronomer, using your astronomers tools,
you can ask an otherworldly entity about the outcome of one
course of action you plan to take over the next 30 minutes.
That course of action I would like to ask the stars about is
should we free the mana in here? That's so cute.
OK. Yes, Mr. Fucked Up.
Third thing, can we these guys? The little guys I like to
imagine the the form that this takes is that you are shuffling
some sort of cards, maybe tarot cards or the the Pokémon
equivalent of tarot cards. As you do this, the card that
you end up that ends up falling from the deck, meaning that this
is the card that the universe has chosen for you to read for
this question is a Ho Ho card. Let's break them out, gang.
RIP Open these cages. Do whatever it takes.
Get these guys out of you. Yamper is going to chomp on the
the cages with his little teeth. Glamia is going to pick the lock
with her claws. Amazing.
OK Strength check from Yamper. Dexterity check from Karma of
the Glamia. Is Romeo?
What if? What if he lit it on fire?
Cervi can pick as well. Metal.
If Cervi would like to help, he can also roll a Dexterity or a
Sleight of Hand. If if you have proficiency in
Sleight of Hand, you're welcome to eat.
I have. Proficiency in sleight of hand.
Then go ahead. Oh no, I rolled.
Not great, but it's the modifier.
I think it's +6, right? So it's 12. 15 for Carla.
Also 15 for Charlie. Wow, you guys are so In Sync.
Yeah, I'll say you guys being so In Sync and so on board with
this plan of letting these muna out of here, you are able to
open the cages to the two muna and the Musharna that are being
held in here. They kind of look up at you
blearily. They were.
They were dreaming away. Dream on.
Dream on, Sparkle on. It's Wednesday.
Be yourself. Yeah, they will kind of, they
look a little confused, but they'll they'll float past you.
They're kind of sniffing their little snouts, elongated snouts
along the room and will kind of just hang out.
They don't really know where to. Go let them loose out that.
Lab. Oh yeah, we could just bust them
out too. Let them out at the lab.
Go have fun, be free. Release them into the ballroom.
That's a good idea, yeah. Guys, this was a stealth
mission. Yeah, they're gonna provide our
cover. They're gonna do a smoke of
green mist and. You know what, if everyone went
to sleep, that would be great for us.
Are you offering for them to come with you?
Claire. Yeah, I am offering, yes.
Bucket. Yes, OK, yeah, whoever wants to
can make a Pokémon handling rule.
And if multiple people are, then either multiple people can make
a roll or one pack and can roll with advantage.
OK, amazing. Perfect.
We'll take that. We'll take it.
So yeah. I also got a 19.
You guys are so In Sync today, what the heck?
Catching it dude. That's awesome.
OK, Yeah, They, they all are just kind of like they look at
each other and then they look back at you and they don't have
shoulders, but they seem to shrug and are like, OK, we'll
come with you. Hell yeah, we got an army of
tapirs that float and are sleepy.
They're more. Confused.
They're just like me. You're a tape here that floats
and a sleepy. We'll make most of the last
part. OK, got it, Got it.
OK. Well, we got the key.
We technically don't need to go to the service quarters, but
like maybe something's interesting in there, I don't
know. Maybe we could Snoop?
OK, open the door so it's there and then keep walking.
Yeah. Is anyone opposed?
Check it out. I'm not.
Yeah. I am not opposed.
How can we ball? Do you try the door to the
service quarters? Yeah.
Before we break it down, you know, Yeah, of course.
It is in fact locked. I pick it.
You can go ahead and try a sleight of hand check.
I have. Thieves, Thieves tools, Yeah, so
you would be rolling anything rolling with your thieves tools,
but you have proficiency with them.
So it would be like your Dexterity plus your proficiency
bonus. But I also have a bonus to
sleight of hand. Is it not a sleight of hand
rule? We'll say, yeah, you can add
your proficiency bonus twice. Why not?
Let's do it. So whatever.
Plus decks and then plus your proficiency bonus twice.
So it's +9. What is 12 + 9 is more than 20
right? It's 21. 21, yes at that, yes.
OK, amazing. You are able to unlock the door
to the service quarters. If you would like, you can all
step in and make a perception check.
All of us. Whoever would like to, I'll
limit it to two. I've been rolling too much, I
will sit out. Would Romeo our fearless leader
or not? Not Romeo.
Steven Steven the worst can if he wants Steven Stefan 0.
To perception, but I have a 16. For that perception check OK, I
crip perception. You all got that eagle eyes.
Not the quacko Paco. Yeah, who are these people?
I don't know what the Hell's going on.
Eyes of Braviaries OK, so the room that you walk into, there's
like bunks, and at the base of them some like trunks that the
servants seem to be using. I mean, nobody's in here right
now, but this seems to be just where they stay for the night.
But it seems like everybody who would normally be staying in
here is bustling about the castle, getting ready for the
feast tonight for the Volcarona Festival.
Throughout the room, you find a couple things, a couple pieces
of parchment. Some are from servants who are
writing home, worried that tensions are growing between the
two sides of the Kingdom. Some of them talk about their
little Pokémon Co workers, some of which you saw earlier down in
the kitchen or not in the kitchen.
Yeah, well yes, some of them are in the kitchen, but also in the
dining hall. The Indeedes and Mr. Mimes that
were setting the tables and everything.
And then the Snorlax and the Armaldo and such that you saw in
the kitchen, talking about how they always work so hard to make
sure that everything goes well. In the castle you also find 2
scrolls. You know that so long in the
past from the present day. I mean obviously like out of
character, you know that these scrolls can be used to teach
moves to Pokémon. They are sort of instructional.
You find yeah, they're they're scroll TMSTTSS technical
scrolls. The two that you find are titled
1 is titled Technical Scroll XLI Helping Hand and the other is
Technical Scroll XXXV Uproar. What are?
The what is the what is what? Was the first one again.
The first one was helping hand. OK, Romeo doesn't have hands.
It's true he has hooves, no? We could teach it to Steven.
Helping him. Yeah.
Is that a requirement for helping hand?
Does the Pokémon have to have hands?
I'm sure you are Pokémon that don't have hands.
Definitely not. Yeah, but you're actually
Pokémon. They can learn it that don't
have hands, yeah. Like here.
So I feel like that like is basically helping hand, but
maybe it's helping hands better. Can we can we determine from the
scroll like what the action economy of these moves are?
Sure. I mean uproar is like just an
action, an attack move. Helping Hand can be used as a
reaction when an attack is made by another Pokémon.
Oh, that's pretty good. Can the ampers learn?
Helping. Hand.
He don't got hands, but he has the spirit.
I'd say that, yeah. I mean, as a Amber owner, you
would know that he can learn it. Nice.
Do we think it's better than Howl?
So Howl is until the end of your next turn, you and your allies
have advantage on any melee attack roles they make against
the creature. But helping Hand being a
reaction would be kind of neat. Yeah, they're both good.
I mean, the helping hand you're gonna like, you might not ever
technically use howl because it takes a whole action where
you'll totally use helping hands, you know?
What I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So maybe that it's enough to be worth.
Yeah, if no one else. Well, does the squirrel
disintegrate? Use it when you the.
Scroll. You have to eat it.
No, when you when you use it, it does not disintegrate.
OK, yeah, and Charlie will forget how to use Howl and learn
how to use helping hands, OK. Or he'll read the scroll or
whatever. He wants to do.
He'll look. At Can he read?
I don't know. Yeah, he'll look it.
OK, let me figure out the description for you.
So glammy. I can't even learn it so I don't
even know why I was thinking. Really.
Yeah, it's just it feels like a normal type that would learn it,
but it. Yeah, I know.
Like that's so up it's alley. Yeah, I like it on the Emperor.
That's cute. Yeah, he's just a little guy.
Can any of our Pokémon learn Uproar?
Good question that I definitely know the answer to and I'm not
looking up right now I'm. Not sure they do.
Yeah, yeah. I'm not convinced we can just
take it and sell it for money. Yeah, you can sell it for money
if you want. Yeah, it it was selling for
money from the old Jack. You would know that Yemper.
Yeah, Yemper can also learn Uprah.
Got it, Got it.
Yeah, the barking guy makes sense.
I was not convinced. My little Rabambi.
Let's make it a big stinky. I want Romeo to uproar.
Personally, Romeo cannot learn uproar.
What if he tried really hard? I don't know.
I'm going. To make any.
Gen. one Pokémon that can learn uproar duo Dodrio, Execute
execute executeor. That's it.
Damn. Someone go catch a whismer right
now. The Hoot Hoot could learn it.
Did a Hoot Hoot deliver us a message?
One of them, yeah, one of them was a hoot.
Hoot. Go find that fucking hoot hoot
dude. Yeah, can we leave the castle
and go catch a hoot? Hoot.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
Yeah, that also makes sense to do in this one.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, go ahead.
No, we'll just, we can. I don't know.
Does does Bonnie want to pocket it?
Because Bonnie's the thief. Otherwise Daisy will take it.
But do you want those? Take it, I'm sure I could
liquidate it. Yeah.
I can liquidate this asset. Cool.
What are you guys? Set up for this floor.
Those are the only two rooms on this floor, yes.
Jumpies jump to our depths. We came safe, farmer.
Jumpies. Time to jump to our depths.
It's AD 6 per 10 feet. Six, Yeah.
Yeah, you guys are fine. I can't imagine it being more
being more than two D6 We should.
That's why we have to do it like 3.
Or 4 So, so hey, so why do you know that off the top of your
head? Like out of all of the D&D
rules, like why do you, why is that the one?
OK. Are you guys making your way to
the staircase to the next floor? Hell yeah.
OK, Absolutely. As you make your way to the
staircase, you notice that it is a different Pokémon that is
patrolling up towards the next floor that is going up and down
this staircase. It is larger than the Golet, It
is similar in design, but it is taller and sturdier.
This is a Golurk and it is probably much more powerful than
the Golet that you encountered downstairs.
I just dropped my headphones. They're a clean getaway so I can
radiate A concealing aura in a 30 foot emanation for the
duration of 5 minutes. I will put your off button in.
The yeah, the golets have off switches.
So does this guy. Have well let this is a.
It's the same gone. It's a bigger.
Off switch yeah, just yeah a harder.
To get your target. Yeah.
We can also sneak. Yeah, well, you could.
OK, here we attempt to sneak and then if not, we turn them off.
Exactly. I think that's the cleanest
strategy we're. Getting those dose for sure.
So everybody gets a + 10 to Dick.
Sturdy yourself. We roll for our Mons and our
trainers, right? Yes, and I will roll for the
extra 4 Pokémon that you have acquired.
Oh gosh. Yeah.
They all get a + 10. They all get a + 10.
OK, Harley. This is true.
So that'll be 23. Clara got a 6/16/16.
Good enough? 27 and 28 for Karma and Daisy.
OK, so Clyde got a Nat 20 Bonnie.
A dirty 20 and 21. 18. OK as this ragtag band of miss
myths known as the Romeo's Himaeus makes their way up the
staircase, generally being pretty stealthy, one of the
Munoz is kind of tagging behind and it's kind of shaking a
little bit. It seems to be a little bit
afraid of the go lurk and as you are kind of like creeping up
behind it, the muna trembles for a moment and then starts to
secrete some dream mist out of fear.
The golerk has not turned around yet, but the muna is kind of
frozen in place secreting this dream mist.
You probably have a couple actions that you can complete
before the golerk turns around and sees this muna.
Yeah, yeah. We could just leave it and go.
Just leave it behind. That's a sacrifice.
Fuck this Moona dude. Yeah, I mean, maybe it's doing
it intentionally. Maybe it's like if I make a
distraction then everyone else can get away.
Probably not the. Probably.
Not won't it just make the go, lurk, go to sleep.
Do go lurk sleep. You can make a.
I feel. Like why wouldn't it just be
Mariepe like they are? I like Vulu, but I think they
would be. Anyways you can you can make I
guess a nature check to determine.
Is that kind of? Yeah, that will that will count
against your time. Nah, Nah, I'm good.
I'm good. We don't need to know.
Well. Fuck.
What? Can I go to to to ask the moon
muna to keep keep moving? Here, Kitty, Kitty, Yeah.
Here, Kitty Kitty to a muna. Little.
Not Kitty. Shaped There's a Kitty, Kitty I.
Would say it's a Kitty shaped yeah.
He's he's Kitty enough some. Cat shaped, then some Viper.
You are welcome to try if you would like.
That would be a probably a fat roll Pokémon handling Chuck.
Ticks. Worst grade?
Yeah, unfortunately the muna remains where it is, continues
to secrete this dream mist, and your ING has alerted the
attention of the Golurk who whips around.
I wouldn't know. We we can just run.
Just run guys. Do you think I could rise up a a
golem of ages past? You may as well try.
I will say you are allowed one action before initiative will
begin, so you're welcome to try if you would like.
Yeah, what? What's our best odds?
Is it risen up the Canon monster?
Is it rising up the Canon monster?
I have a + 5 to persuasion. You know, I could persuade him
that we're just just a bunch of little guys.
He's a guard. Why?
Would he still have SNOM? Oh, maybe.
Probably have gotten in here with all the without all the
keys. You know we belong here.
That's true. Yeah, exactly.
You could convince him. Maybe Vegeta has like a special
relationship with these guys where Vegeta can be like stand
out. Like, look, me and Vegeta, we
got all, we have all the keys, so obviously we're supposed to
be here. I mean, how smart can this guy
be? He's just a dumb sack of bricks.
I don't say that obviously that. Doesn't.
That doesn't, I don't say it doesn't help my brick.
Wow, he's going. To report you to a corner dude.
HR all right, team, my current baby.
We're risen. Rise them up, we're doing.
The goalers and I also hold up Vegeta just for good measure,
just in case. Vegeta with all the keys.
With all his Yeah, they're like hanging off of like his little
spike. Yeah, he's got a little like
bling chag of all the he's like. A Christmas tree.
Yeah. He's.
He's he's iced out. Got it anyways we.
Are supposed to be here. OK, so we have Vegeta.
You're basically just holding up Vegeta with all of the keys to
this Golurk. And batting my eyelashes.
And batting your eyelashes, of course, of course, Yes, of
course. OK, Yeah, the large homunculus
Pokémon who is standing guard in this hallway will see Vegeta,
the dark Snom like you have all named that, and he will tilt his
head to the side and start to approach and very tentatively
reach out his finger towards Vegeta to pat him.
He seems so taken by this adorable little creature that he
has forgotten that you are all not supposed to be here.
Well, this is lovely. Amazing.
You later, buddy. Have a good one.
We'll definitely bring back Vegeta for you.
Don't worry. OK.
And then we leave. Thank you.
Very helpful. And you all arrive on the 5th
floor, which I will send a picture of.
OK, so this floor has two more servants quarters on the right
side, as well as an oratory which you would know is
basically like the family's Chapel and a solar which is
basically like a medieval living room.
So this is like where the the kids would hang out when they
were young. Achilles, you're the aura guy.
You get any good vibe checks where you might find the next
key? Oh.
I guess I could vibe check it and add an object, yeah.
Sure do. That.
You wanna roll an insight? Why not?
Not great 12. Okay, yeah, there's vibes here
for sure. Surely.
There's there's vibes. As an aura reader, you can tell
that the only aura that you can read on this floor is coming
from the solar. There seems to be a somewhat
small creature in there. Oh, also, quick question.
I'm sorry you go. Do.
You remember that like weird presence we felt?
Was that the shadow triad guy or do we still feel like a weird
presence? You're welcome to insight or
perception. By Jack now now I get this one
like 24. OK, Yeah.
Was that insight or perception? That was insight, OK.
Yeah, you, you intuit that. What pharma was feeling earlier
and what the kind of bad vibe that you guys were feeling was
in fact the invisible presence of that ninja following you guys
around and that it has not followed you to this floor.
I don't know if y'all picking up what I'm picking up here, but
that room over there points, it's solar room.
There's there's something some kind of energy going on in
there. So we might want to go that
away. Yeah.
Stefan, what's your vibe check? OK, unanimous, you guys enter
the solar and I will go ahead and tell you what you find in
here. There are couches, places for
lounging, some chairs, tables, and upon the walls are
tapestries similar to the paintings that were on the lower
floors of some of strong legendary Pokémon fighting
against each other, causing storms and the like.
Some are of foreign lands, of places with oceans and islands
and beautiful scenery, as well as some views that you may have
seen today when you're going about your normal activities of
Pokémon at work, of Toros's pulling carts of machops, you
know, placing bricks and things, basically building the
foundation of this Kingdom. You see also in the corner of
the room a what appears to be a bird Pokémon whose head is
shaped like a musical note, and he sits in a little cage in the
corner of the room, surrounded by some instruments that are
hanging on the wall. It's jam session time, isn't it?
Is there is this a puzzle? Some kind of music puzzle as.
Answer it, Grace. Yes.
It is. As you step into the room,
there's some movement in the window as another bird Pokémon
flies and perches on the window sill.
This is a black Pokémon that appears to be wearing a fun
little hat, and you recognize it as Dorothea's Murkrow, and in
its beak it holds a little note. Hell yeah, I take that note very
sneakily. No.
You're doing it for. An helping hand.
It's sneakily. So that.
No. Nobody else in the party notices
this. I'm just doing that for flavor,
OK? She's like pretending to be
sneaky. Like people can choose to see it
or not, like I'm not. No, I'm.
Sneaky. Yeah, I mean, if they're not
paying attention, I can roll for it.
But the intention was not to, like be deceptive.
It was just to be like, that's fine, Yoink.
OK, as you unfurl this note from the Mercro, you find that it
reads. The hunt has concluded.
Prince and entourage are on the way back.
Please hurry, Signed Dorothea. Oh.
So it's not a puzzle. Just a wait.
That Mercro gave you. So this was this was from
Mercro, the the Mercro that got by Dorothea's Mercro.
And it reads. The hunt has concluded.
Prince and his entourage are on their way back.
Please hurry. I write fuck at the bottom of
the note and give it back to the Mercro.
Amazing. OK, the Mercro will accept and
fly back off. You will remember at the
beginning of the session. The reason that you are in the
castle today is that today is the day of the will grow in a
festival which concludes in a feast at night time and that the
king, the Prince and their entourage left on a hunt to
gather food for the feast tonight.
And that's why the job had to happen today.
Yes, right. Anyway, we're here to bane out
some bane and tunes, am I right gamers?
Right, yeah, if you approach the chat tot in the corner and it's
5 instruments, you will find hanging on the wall a bell, a
whistle, a horn, a flute and a chime bar and the chat tot will
look at all of you and go what am IA?
Little bitch. I can write.
That time bar. Yes, you got them.
Amazing memory. How big it is?
It's probably the sound that chat Top makes, which is either
like a horn or a flute. You will notice is it a.
Kind of whistle is it like is it a slidy whistle?
No, it's just like a little. No, it's just like a single note
whistle. You will notice as well, the
flute does not have any holes. It seems to be a single note
flute and the the horn does not have any.
What are they called? Valves.
Keys. Valves, yeah.
Well, there's five of us and there's five instruments.
So just everyone pick whatever resumes with you.
Should it and play them all? Yeah, it's time for a jam.
One at a time, so that way it can tell us which one it is.
Like that we're correct. The fuck is a chime bar?
Sorry, I should have. But I'll take it.
Yeah, I should have explained that a chime bar, it's like 1
little piece of a glockenspiel. Oh.
OK, so everything is one note. We probably have to like Doo Doo
Doo Doo Doo. That's.
And figure out. That's fine.
The order. Shake the note again.
He says what am I? Fucking idiot fuck is wrong with
you. Fuck you.
Damn. I love that you have chats up
being like you. Do you say him that?
Do you actually say out loud that he's a little bitch?
I want to. Know if?
No, he's a horn. Is he?
Yeah. What makes you say that?
Well, I mean, that's the only thing that goes, yeah.
Like a flute could too. Like it's probably, yeah, I
don't know who. Whoever's feeling horny can.
Check your horn. Because you can play multiple
notes on a horn without keys, like without things.
I just think it's it's leaning towards either flute or horn.
The flute does not have any. Holes.
Yeah. You with like partials and your
ombre shirt You can yeah, OK yeah, the.
Only one you actually have control over.
Yeah, that's. True, that's true.
As a former brass instrument player, you can get a lot of
notes without. I think we have 3 or 4 brass
instrument players in here. I played the French horn for a
year. I played the trumpet for about 3
and Richie's played trombone, I think his whole life so.
Pretty much, yeah. Game out the boom with the
trombone just. That's crazy.
My my mom was a magician so things got a little crazy.
Daisy's not picking first. Daisy's not the main character.
Someone else can can grab instruments.
Daisy can be the main. Character Can I hold the horn up
to Romeo if? You want it either, I'm done
with that shit. You're holding I.
Nominate. I'm going to hold the horn up to
Romeo's mouth. Here he.
Is OK, I love that for you. Yeah, Romeo does Romeo blow?
No, I think he's too busy sipping beer.
Oh the the challenge of of being alive.
Sip, Sip beer or play horn. What does one do?
Sip beer or play horn? Ask that question every day.
I'll try. I'll try to play the trumpet,
OK? And you're just blowing into it.
Yeah, OK. And as you play the note the
chat dot will repeat it and say G what am I?
My gosh. OK, Well, OK, OK.
Music bachelors come back to me. So that's.
All the instruments to find out what notes they play.
Yeah, it's 4 notes that probably spell something.
Oh, that's fucked. Yeah, this is fucked, Grace.
Actually, I'm going to tell Chad to fuck you again.
I'm not on. Them Q.
I'll hit the chime bar, OK. The chime bar plays chat Tot
will repeat the note and then say.
E. Do do do do.
What am I? I don't know what you are.
Fuck you chat tot. Clara will play the flute and
call him a little bitch again. Just.
Bullying this chat tot. OK the chat tot will repeat the
note. Say D fuck you, what am I?
God, I love that. It's like it's Canon chat Tot
because in 4 Wi-Fi battles, yeah, you use chat dot, that's
what he. Is to say slur is yeah.
Is it? Is it dead?
Is chat tot dead dude? That's fucked up.
Why would you say that? Wait is this like a fucked up
regional chat tot? If you observe the chat tot, it
has blue feathers on its wings, yellow on its sort of Crest and
green on its body and white image around its neck.
Sounds pretty normal chat tot. So who can play the?
Bell or the whistle? Yeah, I don't know what.
Just hi fuck. It's fine.
What does what? What does Stefan want?
I'm picturing. Hear me out.
I'll hit a. Bell.
OK, Go Bell. OK, let me drop the bell chat
tot. We'll repeat the note and say,
hey, what am I? So it is dead.
No, there's G Nevermind. Fuck, let's.
We don't have to play them all. Well, let's let's.
We have to play them all to find out what they are, but not all
of them are necessarily used in the.
I'm only using 4 notes in the Doo Doo Doo Doo so.
Yeah. There's kind of a decoration
there, but Daisy will pick up the whistle and give it a toot.
The whistle is played. Chat dot repeats the note and
says C What am I it? Could also be a cage.
He's in a cage. Yeah.
I mean, if we're going to do music like letter into word, I
think that's our best anagram, right?
Is caged. Yeah.
Yeah, caged. So I guess we have to play in
order Whistle, bell, horn, chime, bar, flute, right?
OK, yeah, let it RIP, starting with the whistle.
As you play these instruments in order the whistle, the bell, the
horn, the chime bar and the flute, chat dot will say
Congrats and he will reveal, tucked amongst his feathers, a
key and offer it through the bars of his cage.
Oh shit, we should say sorry to chat Todd.
Yeah, fuck you. I'm off on the map.
Yeah. Thanks.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Thanks. Fuck you.
Canon chat Todd is too much for me I.
Love Canon? Chat.
Not the slur version. Just as well.
Fuck you. Yeah, that's better.
Well, we got a key, gamers. I'm gonna pocket, you know
Daisy's becoming the klepto in this party, but gonna pocket the
whistle for fun if that is permitted.
Go ahead. Period.
We love. Period.
We love thievery. Starlight will keep the horn.
Hell yeah. You know what?
All cute and all these. Men.
Yeah, yeah. Seal.
Cool. I love.
That for you guys, That's so cute.
Y'all want to get together after?
This and you can only play one note at a.
Time. That's for the.
If. People.
Stop us in the castle. We'll just say that we're bards
and that. One note for the one shot.
You know, cute. Oh.
The Bell. Like a handbell.
Yeah, yeah, that fits. Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah. That's perfect.
Wait, you go to. The on Romeos.
Oh my God, we're going crazy. What'd you say, Kira?
Get it one? 2-3 just one note, over and over
again. 222222. Caged.
Whatever, whatever. Fucking.
Caged. That'll be our.
Band name H OH. That's.
Metal. That's metal.
No, it makes a reasonable chord. OK, I was gonna say, what OK
chord does that make? I don't actually know.
A minor seven. I was a minor seven.
Yeah, would be the most B and then the D You could call it D
like SUS basically. Glad you guys figured that.
One that was so fun. Yeah, I love that.
Actually. I love learning.
Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're going to the
bars after this. Let's.
Go. Do we wanna, do you wanna peek
at the other rooms or we just wanna March forward?
I think we. Can keep.
Going they're on the way back. They're literally on their way
back. Yeah, we're out of time.
We just gotta March. Let's fucking go all.
Right on to the next floor. Is that the goal to the school?
Shit. Yeah, what are we gonna do about
the Got? Are you more ski Smokey headed
towards the. So there's, there's two side,
there's two staircases on either end of the hall.
Are you heading back to the same staircase that you came in from
or to the other side And they both?
Go up and down. Yeah, Yes, yes, yeah.
They both, they both are continuous up and down.
We we're. It was minority charmed the
dude. It's like a spiral.
Back. Look, it's the guy.
We're going up. OK, thanks.
Yeah, exactly. If you go back to the same
staircase, the goal lurk that you encountered earlier, he's
still there. However, there is another goal
lurk. Oh.
Gosh, I think he likes. Things didn't.
Matter. You think he likes Vegeta too?
Oh, surely everyone likes Vegeta.
Vegeta's the Pablo of this timeline.
It all comes back. So do we also want to do smoky
sneaky or do we want to? Yeah.
We may as. Well, smoky.
Sneaky. May as well.
And else are you going to do it on this character, huh?
Yeah. Yeah this is the my last one I
believe cuz I used one the last time we were.
Correct. All right, so.
It's a + 10 to everyone's all. Right, everybody?
Yeah, roll. Roll a stealth and I will roll
for your extra guys. 26 Karma and 17 Daisy. 2.
Or 21 Achilles and 23 Starlight. I got the exact same role as
Daisy, 26 for Charlie and then 17 for Clara.
Your own game. I know, I'm sorry.
The screen peeking. Stop peeking dude, you're
looking at my screen bro. Clyde got 31 and Bonnie got 23.
13 for Stephen, 22 for Romeo. OK, yeah, you guys are able to
successfully follow this, go look up the stairs and sneak
past him on to the 6th and penultimate floor.
The Muna from before that was nervous.
It's still a little nervous, but this time it toughs it out
because it knows that you guys can can handle with these guys.
Perhaps a little endeared by its encounter with Vegeta.
OK, let me so. We wouldn't feel sad.
Exactly on the 6th floor resides the Prince's quarters and the
Princess's quarters. I would like somebody to make me
a perception role. How about who hasn't rolled in a
bit, Steven? I just rolled a stealth.
You all rolled a stealth. That's I have 0 to the wisdom
that's just a flat 15. OK, as you guys make your way a
little bit down the hallway here, you hear somebody starting
to make their way up the far staircase.
We need to pick a room and hop in right so that way they don't
see us in the hallway. Yeah, the Prince, I think it's.
This. Oh shit, there are two
difference. Wait, the Prince isn't here
right now and I wanted to Snoop anyways, So what if we went to
the prince's room? The Prince it up.
The Prince. Has the keys, right?
The Prince is the one whose keys we're looking.
For yeah, sure. Ask a stupid question.
Sure, you're always welcome too. What is our goal again?
Your goal, as was detailed in the letter that you received, is
to obtain a key on every floor save for the final floor.
So this will be the last key that you acquire is on this
floor in order to unlock. Basically, what is something
that is hidden away that is intended to help the Prince
whose goal is to start a war between this side of the Kingdom
of the Veil and the other side? And basically, you all know that
this would be a bad thing for the people in the Pokémon of the
region. It would bring death and
devastation and horrible things to everybody.
And that is kind of what you're trying to stop by taking away
this tool of his or I guess not, not.
Just pretty brow silly we have been.
Wow, that's. Crazy beating over spirit.
Like. Man, isn't that so funny?
Ha ha. It's like we're literally trying
to stop like death of destruction.
And it's fine. It's like kind of one of those
like goofy scenario comedy movies where it's like, but it's
like in the White House, you know?
We can. We can have our sillies with our
seriouses. I like the combination.
So yeah, I guess do we agree on Prince's room?
Very much so. OK, yes, you are welcome to
enter the Princess room. Do you shut the door behind you?
I assume yes. Yeah.
Absolutely. So like.
Amazing. Somebody else make me a
perception check. Let's go with Achilles.
Why not? Nice, that gives me a 16.
OK, so two things. One thing, of course, is you
observe this room that you are in seems pretty decadently
decorated with like a a classic medieval 4 poster bed with like
the red curtains and there's a sofa and these beautiful
extravagant wardrobes and things.
We find that there are kind of some notes scattered around
about the room. At the same time as you
recognize this, you also recognize that the footsteps
have reached this floor and are walking down the hallway, and
you hear someone begin to rap at the other door to the princess's
quarters. What are they rapping?
They're rapping. They're they're knocking.
Say Drake. There's a specific combination
of words that I fell across in high school, palatial regalia
that I feel like adequately describes how you described how
the room is decorated is with palatial regalia.
There's some there's some palatial regalia going on here
for sure. Hell yeah, Hell yeah.
What's Clara doing? It's time to Snoop.
But also I kind of want to make sure that whoever's knocking on
the princess's door goes into her room.
So then we have like a pretty clean escape plan.
I'll stand and watch. Clara if you would like to roll
an investigation for Snoopin, and Steven if you would like to
roll a perception to be able to tell what's going on.
Can I get an advantage on perception because I'm not the
quacko Paco you? Know if you can give me an in
character reason besides not being the Paco?
Because Steven is not Trent. I feel like that fall, I feel
like that falls under the umbrella, OK.
Come on man. You know what?
You know? Yeah.
You know what? Yeah.
You know what? I understand.
No, no, no. Yeah, no, no, I understand.
I mean, yeah, yeah. I will say this.
The the knocking stops. That's all that you hear.
Tell what else is going on. I got AI, got a six, but I have
+6 so a cute little 12A. Cute little 12.
It happens, Yeah. As you're snooping around, you
observe some interesting things on these parchments that are
kind of strewed about on on kind of like the desk and some of the
tables throughout the room, some tryings of some monstrous
Pokémon. You're not quite able to tell
what they are. You don't.
You don't really recognize them, but they almost look like
combinations of other Pokémon and you're not able to decipher
any of the words. They seem to be written in in
code, but you're unsure what these could mean.
Are they like big scary dragon kind of Pokémon or like
regularly scary Pokémon? I would say the former.
Interesting. Interesting.
OK, OK, I know what's going on. This Prince getting up to huh?
What's the plan here? He's up to no good.
That's that's. For sure.
Is the door where we're inserting the keys in here?
Is that up another floor? You would know it to be up
another floor. Damn well, gamers.
Are we? Bust down the.
Making the keys so the Prince can't use the thing.
I think we're feeling whatever it is behind we're.
Stealing the thing, Yeah. OK.
Yeah, because no matter what, they can fasten new keys to get
to the thing. The keys aren't like some like
end all be all, like there's only one wide open this puzzle
box. Like they'll just make new keys.
When I heard something, I always put it in my underwear drawer.
And then he goes to check the prince's underwear drawer.
Yeah. My God.
It's got to be in there. It's got to be in there.
Yeah, whole investigation. Good.
Please feel good. Time for the Panty raid.
Please force Grace to put the key in the underwear drawer.
Tell me what? You.
Oh, it's like stuff. Intelligence.
I'm -1 in intelligence it's 17 Cuddle.
But I had an 18. Yeah, on the day.
Good. Pretty good and.
That's crazy. Yeah.
Sifting through his underwear drawer, you find some
embarrassing pairs of you know, like the like white boxers with
like the little like hearts all over it that like anytime.
Oh yeah. These pants get pulled down and
they're like always wearing those.
You find like pairs of those those.
Are honestly baller like I don't know why the people all those
embarrassing, Yeah. Do you find some weirdly?
Why are they stuffed in his underwear drawer?
Bottles of that same dark icker that you found in the alchemy
lab, but unfortunately no key. What the fuck is he doing with
that in his underwear? What?
He's popping in exactly that's in the underwear drawer.
OK, is it a like a pillow? As you go to check under his
pillow, you'll hear the door begin to open.
Yeah. I pull out my pistol.
Chut hold a chut. Can we get an aura rating?
Yeah. Checking checking intent inside,
Check on the door opening. Sure.
Yeah, I'll allow. I'll allow one insight 11
insight before the door fully opens. 3020. 3020 Baby yeah
let's see how how I can describe the aura.
So there's 22 beings that enter that are you can since they're
entering the room one person, one Pokémon and they seem a
cocktail of emotions going on right now angry, confused,
curious they seem to have a good intention but right now they're
very angry as the door will fully open to this room
revealing another man and us alongside him a black dog like
Pokémon with yellow rings on its body.
Achilles you will recognize the garb that he is wearing because
it is very similar to yours. This is an aura guardian.
However, this is not an aura guardian of your side of the
Kingdom of the Veil. This is an aura guardian of the
other side. And as he steps into the room,
he will say, what is the meaning of this?
Intruders in the castle tell me you have nothing to do with what
happened to the Princess. We have nothing to do with what
happened. To the.
Princess. Somebody roll me just a straight
charisma, we'll say. We'll say Daisy these.
Are rizzlers local rizzlers? Daisy.
I do. Be the local rizzler.
It's Daisy's been summoned. Well, Daisy got a six.
OK, I'll, I'll, I'll hear both rolls.
What did Glara get? OK.
I got a 20 + 2. Dad.
A Nat 20 yes. This is the 3rd 20.
Oh dog. Wow.
Not baby, you're rolling. A.
Dice roller got me when no one else got me.
We're we're stopping gaming right now and Kira's going to
the casino. Let's.
Fucking go, dude. But when I go to the casino,
it's a problem. Yeah, this man will look at
Daisy and be like, I don't find that very funny.
But however, he will sense Clara's good-natured confusion
at what is going on and stand down a little bit.
He's he's still very angry, but he he looks at all of you.
And if somebody would like to make a perception again for me
real quick, I'll go. I'll keep going down the line.
We'll take one from from Bonnie. 20.
Oh my God, you guys. Oh my God.
Every.
Yeah. I go to Vegas.
You guys need. To go to Vegas.
No stone unturned. You will notice something which.
I have an important question. Yeah, go for it.
What's the dog Pokémon with yellow rings?
I'm Breon, right? I was thinking I'm Breon as
well. Oh fuck.
OK, well, I will just yeah. And Fox are part of the I think
over. I've.
And family. Always seen on Brianna's a dog.
Yeah. Chinches a cute little.
Guy. They're all pretty doggy except
for Espion I feel like. Yeah, Espion's for sure.
Cat. Yeah.
Espion's the cat, the rest are foxes, and then Brianna's a dog.
That's my interpretation. I'll take it in any case.
OK. Cats.
No, they're all foxes. But foxes, I think they're part
of the. I'm sorry, I didn't mean.
To derail, it's just. Serious mental backflips trying
to figure the fuck out. Sorry, it's all good regardless.
Bonnie. You noticed something which you
noticed earlier on the first floor of the castle when you
encountered the young boy known as Timothy, that he was marrying
a badge. You were told to look out for
the symbol of this group that you are a part of.
This downward pointing sword with a ribbon wrapped around it
is also adorned by the man in front of you.
Do we all have our own badges or no?
Yes, you all have your own, OK. I'll show my badge.
Shall we flash the guy with our? Matches.
Oh, OK, No tips of course anyways, Right, right.
No, no, of course, yes, as you do this, he says.
Oh, oh of. Course, of course.
You're here, of course. My goodness, you must come
quick. Something is wrong with the
Princess and he will quickly exit the room and make his way
back to the princess's quarters, kind of ushering for you all to
follow him, do you? But he's probably in the
princess's quarters then. This guy, Probably, yeah.
I'll go, yeah. Split the party.
Nah. No, Yeah, we should probably
follow. OK, amazing.
As you enter the room you find that it is similarly decorated
to the Princess quarters, sort of extravagant in nature, and
that the Princess is in fact asleep in her bed and at her
feet is a light purple cat like Pokémon with a forked tail also
sleeping. You will notice also as you
enter the room a couple things happen.
The two Munas and the Musharna that have been following you.
The Musharna kind of constantly excreting this purple mist as it
does it's dream mist. The mist starts to turn black
and the Munas start to excrete it too as it.
Sort of. Fills the room a little bit and
will start to obscure things. The Aura guardian looks at all
of you in alarm, and the Princess and her espion do not
stir. What would you all like to do?
Damn, this is that Ding Ding Dream Mist, isn't it?
The aura guardian looks at you and says, I mean, as far as I
can tell, dream mist just supposed to be purple or pink.
This is this is darker. What?
What's happening? Betty Bear missed.
Betty, please wake up. Betty.
He's talking to the Princess. Right, right, right.
I'm just I feel like. What's your name?
Betty. But her party?
Yeah, this is supposed. To have him, will she want him?
Maybe. What is your name?
I am the Oreo guardian known as James.
Who would have thought? Who would have?
Thought. Get up and he showed up at her
party. Oh my God.
Is he going to kiss her on the forest in front of all her
stupid friends? They even asked me on an
umbreon. Are they lovers or worse?
Or worse, he seems he seems very worried about her.
So Richie, you listen to any good music lately?
My. Favorite special normal type
attack is Swift. That's crazy.
I like to imagine that that was like in character, just like
happening. As what are you talking about?
I had to pick one. Who fucking asked?
Is Taylor your ex too G? How have you mentioned this?
You do you know Taylor? Yeah, Wait, do you know?
Taylor. I like how the nightmare mist is
pouring in and we're like, hold on though, do you know, do you?
Have what's that Lady that'll that's gonna that's gonna
happen. We're still in the mist.
It's not changing right now, but you know, it's not changing my
knowledge of if you know Taylor. Can Clara roll an arcana check
on what's going on with? What should I do on the mystery
on the girly paw? Can I just do like a general
arcana? Sure.
OK, 16 + 6 Dirty 22. Yes, very good.
Yes. So you know from earlier you
were in the laboratory that musharnas and munas can generate
dream mist, which is a form of energy.
This is something known as nightmare mist.
You don't know much about it other than that it is generated
when people are having nightmares.
Seems to be that might be what is going on with the Princess as
she's the only person who is asleep that you can see.
You've also noticed quite clearly that she has not woken
up, so this seems to be some sort of induced sleep that might
be harder to get her out of. Interesting.
Skills or abilities for waking up princesses?
Does anyone know if the move smelling salts or wake up slap?
That's very knowledgeable from Stefan.
I think you do, Stefan. I think you.
Know the fucking? Not even aware of these new very
niche moves that are perfect for this scenario.
Somebody make me a history year. Old.
Just ask him. Just ask a question.
Daisy can do it. Why not 25?
Yeah, you remember when you were in the servants chambers on the
previous floor that you picked up two scrolls that can teach
moves, one being Helping Hand and the other being Uproar?
Oh yeah, Oh my God, if we take. That shit would come up later,
yeah. We did take it.
We. Have to helping hand the uproar,
don't we? To make it an extra uproar.
We. Took these uproar.
Only Charlie learns it right out of our.
Charlie's carrying. Isn't he his?
Back hurts guys. I mean say one else for the sake
of being fun and cool that if you tried any of you could try
to learn either move. OK.
OK, hear me out. We all learn helping hand and
then only one does uproar. So we all helping hand the
uproar. So it's extra extra helped.
And I nominate the uproar to be the funniest Pokémon to do it,
which would have to be Romeo. Why is it always Rome?
Really fucking It's empirical. Words nay.
A literal nightmare at your bed going.
Nightmare. It's cannon though 'cause this
is like a drunk ass horse like. We don't have to.
I don't want to vault, in, told He.
Just had a stiff. He's not drunk.
He's a lightweight dog. And horse gears tolerance.
No, he's not. He's been trying to use him all
the time. He would not be a lightweight.
He could not be a lightweight. That's what I'm.
Saying yeah, he's got that booze.
Strength, too, to let that big man ride him around like that.
Like no. Yeah.
Yeah, he's a tough cookie. I volunteer Romeo to learn
Helping Hand and change the name of the move to Helping Hooves.
You know, guys, I think Starlight's pretty loud.
Yeah, I think Robombie's probably the next funniest one
for sure. Yep.
What noise? Yeah, we'll, we'll come to it
everybody. Yeah.
No, I got it all right. Everybody who is learning a
move. We have to forget one, don't we?
First, let's make a roll. I will let this is for your
Pokémon. I will let you choose between
Arcana Slash Int or Performance Slash Charisma.
You got to be. Rizz for all of those.
Rizz rizz it up. Yeah.
Because it can't be in they're they're Pokémon you.
Know what I fucking forgot me when I'm me.
When I forget that I made the character sheets and the Pokémon
are stupid. So Charisma checks.
Yeah, let's just do Charisma checks. 17.
Nine with a -1, that is 16. 11. OK cool, so all of you are able
to successfully learn your moves with the exception of Starlight
can add a helping hand. You don't have to forget a move,
you can add it on top of your existing moves.
Oh, Starlight was gonna do the uproar too, right?
I like to do an uproar, yeah. So you can.
You can just if you've got. I can do both.
No, I'm. You're just doing uproar, right?
Oh, sorry. Yeah.
Did I say helping management? I meant uproar.
You did. I'm so sorry.
OK. I meant uproar.
That's fine, I could just add it to my moves I.
Think Starlight. Yes, Starlight can add Uproar to
your list of moves instead of getting rid of one I.
Guess we're doing this gang, huh?
The mist is growing in the room. It is up to your waist.
All right, gang. So.
Everybody's helping, handing and moving.
Let's let it RIP. All right, switch a boost.
It's like, all right, Starlight, we practice this.
We will be moonlighting with our band.
We're ready to do this. All right.
And then the Starlight busts out like her air guitar and starts
jamming. But now with the upward move,
they flutter their wings really rapidly, creating a nice sound
wave that generates sounding like an electric guitar, making
it uproar. That's strict.
That's so ready and. Then the hooves are like the
percussion, yeah. Hell.
Yeah. Hell yeah.
No, we need Joyce, our drummer. This is sick, OK?
Karma can pluck her tail as a bass.
Oh fuck yeah. Or a fucking.
Bands or something a bands. Howl.
That's like basically singing. Oh my God, do.
You guys want to start a band after this?
Maybe do a couple dance sessions.
No, this would be so sick dude. Hale would never stand a chance
against us. We'd be superstars.
Clyde's going to do his best. Clyde's A.
Thank you for coming to our show.
This is our first song. Fuck Taylor.
We all did that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. I think with this description of
this performance and with four helping hands on an uproar, I
think that is enough to, I think, be like an automatic
crit. That was a very good
performance. As the sound reverbates through
the room, the Princess shoots up in her bed and starts looking
around and the mist from the Musharna's starts to fade and
does not emit from them anymore. Congratulations, you have woken
up the Princess. Oh yeah, We were supposed to
wake the Princess. That's what we were doing.
We were just. I don't know, we started to
bandit. Immediately, James, who was by
her bed, gives her a big hug. And it's like, oh, you're all
right, You're all right. And the Princess kind of looks
around at all of you, and she's like, what?
What happened? What?
Oh, it's, it's all of you, my heroes.
Your your Achilles, right And and Starlight, your RIP Bombi
and Steven and Daisy and Clara and Bonnie.
You're all here. What are you doing here?
We're getting the keys, right? The keys.
Oh, it's. It's time for that mission
already. How?
How long was I out? James will look at her and be
like, I don't know how long you were out, but I hadn't received
word from you in so long and I knew we were supposed to do the
heist soon. Who?
Who sent for all of you? For me it was a Mercrow.
A who? Who?
Some Wingle. It was a Wingle, actually.
And we all got messages to that we would have employed for a
mission. The Princess specific looks at
all of you and says oh I mean that is typically how I
communicate. Maybe I I sent the letters and I
forgot. Is this a trap?
Oh. No.
Oh, it's the kid, It's the kid. It's fucking.
Vegeta. Oh my God, the kid.
The kid. Vegeta looks up at all of you.
Like what? Throw Vegeta out the window,
right? Here we got a squash vegeta.
Did you betray us? No, I saved him.
Even if it was little Timmy, I saved him.
I'm. Gonna use helping who's on
Vegeta's face? We have to find an explanation.
I will literally fight anyone who comes for this little guy.
Is the nightmare mist like dissipating now that yeah it's.
Already it's already gone. Yeah.
OK. OK, OK, OK.
You guys are good. You guys are good.
Have we been set up or? You.
Talked to outside the castle. Like who?
Yeah, there was 2 fuckers, right?
You talked to the gods, Sophia. And like Dorothea, it was right.
No, Dorothea and Dean, Where do you understand us?
They should be here too, shouldn't we?
Dorothea and Dean. They said they were keeping
watch outside for us. Oh, all right, that makes sense.
Unless. They betray and we got a notice.
We got a notice saying that the Prince was on his way back.
We needed to hurry. You have to hurry, you have to
keep going to the final floor then.
We need the key. Oh, of course I.
Like scatterbrained I just woke up and she will call to her
espion who also woke up when she did and take the key from around
her neck and hand it to all of you.
This was the only one that I was able to get before.
Well, I guess I fell asleep. And we roll like a trap.
Check. An insight check.
You're welcome to roll an insight check.
Is that intelligence? We don't.
Maybe it's wisdom. Yeah.
Goodbye. Check.
Well, I'm. Not like a person to do that.
I've got a money. I am very wise.
Time to aura check these traps, baby.
Let's do it. I am the big dumb. 18, yeah.
OK, amazing role. Yeah, you can definitely tell
that in this moment the Princess is being sincere and that she
doesn't know who sent you the letters that like, normally they
do come from her, but she doesn't know who sent them to
you in this moment. And that gives you kind of a bad
feeling. All right, gang, or a check
here. I don't think she sent them with
this. Might be walking into a trap.
Can we ask her like what, since she was so pleased to see us,
like what was she hoping that we would do?
Yeah. Well, I I detailed it somewhat.
Of course, I had to keep things vague in case my letters got
intercepted or something, but my brother, as you all know, is
rather hungry for combat between the two sides of the Kingdom,
and I really don't want that to happen.
He's got this. The king at least has these
music sheets, this song that supposedly can be used to
control Pokémon's emotions, and from what I know from what I've
overheard, he intends to use it to persuade all of the Pokémon
in the Kingdom to go to war against the other side of the
Kingdom. I know that this would be
catastrophic, so I'd hoped that you all would help me in taking
the music back from him, and maybe we could we could use it
instead. And how do you propose that we
take the music back? Again, from from what I've
overheard, the king keeps it in hymns chambers in a safe that's
locked by 6 keyholes, and the keys are scattered throughout
the castle. I would have helped in gathering
them had I not fallen asleep in such an untimely matter, but
that's why I've heard they kept it.
Well, what option? Should we take a Princess with
us into this fight? I mean.
It'd be nice to. I would love to join you but I
am feeling rather woozy at the moment.
There's Would another uproar help you get on?
You can ride Romeo, you don't have to walk.
You're fine. Roll a persuasion.
I feel like Romeo is not Stefan's Pokémon.
Oh. That's a nine.
I'm. Terribly sorry I I would like I
said I would love to join you but feel like I can barely stay
awake right now. Those nightmares were.
And she, like, gives a shudder. No, it's fine.
We can handle it. Right game, we got this.
And James can come. I'd like to keep an eye on her
if that's all right, but. Maybe we.
Got this. We we got Charlie, we got karma,
we got, we got the game. Vegeta.
Yeah, I'll give you cheetahs. We're fine.
Dude, Vegeta's gonna like Solo the boss.
Whatever, waiting for us. One struggle bug from Vegeta and
it's fucking over dog. It is fucking over you.
I have full faith in you all. I wouldn't have hired you for
this job if I didn't. We're a little dubious that it
was you that hired us, but either way, we're going to make
it happen. Well, I intend to hire.
Me. Is what I mean to say I intend
to die you for this job. Hell yeah.
Shall we do it again? It's well already here.
Exactly. We've come this far.
Browsing enthusiasm? Let's do it.
I'm about to get paid at the end.
We're good. Yeah, so also I can take a nap
after. Yes, absolutely.
As you all begin to make your way to the final floor, you go
up to the staircase to find that both of the go lurk leading to
the lower floor and to the higher floor seem to have been
turned off. Perhaps you can intuit that
James, on his way up, had turned them off so as to not raise
alarm when he climbed the staircase and to to help kind of
cover that you make your way to the final floor.
I don't. I mean, I do have a map for this
one, but it's not really necessary because it's just one
big room. This is the King's chambers,
decorated even more extravagantly than the Prince
and princess's chambers, with gilded walls, crown molding.
There's a a black chandelier hanging from the ceiling, and
there's some statues around the room of what appear to be some
very powerful Pokémon. There's one that is sort of,
it's standing on 2 legs, but it's got some sharkish features
and its arms are shaped like sides.
It's got a tail. There's one that has an sort of
arrow pointed head but like a little body.
And it seems to have like the base of it seems to be coming
from its tail rather than from its legs, which is kind of long
and winding. And it's got what appear to be
two smaller versions of itself perched on its head.
There's one that is quadrupedal and has big sort of round wings
and different would appear to be like spikes coming from its head
and it's got a long tail curled around it as well.
There's one that has smaller wings.
This one is bipedal and has little would appear to be like
feelers pointing from its head. He's kind of chunky.
He's a little rotund. So yeah, there's some some
statues hanging around the room and there's a couple desks, big
wardrobes, the classic for poster bed.
Very palatial I was. I would say the same thing.
Thank you for those descriptions.
I don't know what the second one is.
Describe the second one again. The last two were Dragapult and
Dragonite. Second one, I missed the first
one. The second one was Dragapult.
Yeah. OK, I missed the first one.
Chunky one, is it guja or dragonite?
Shit, it's Dragonite, OK. Yes, first one should I have?
Rings. Yeah, yeah.
Shark like face scythes for arms, tail star Trump.
There we go. Very cool, very cool.
Star Trump, Dragon Ball Dragon Knight.
OK. So a bunch of scary guys,
they're gonna come to life and fuck us up.
I just know it. Yeah, probably ADRA pedo, right?
That's Salomons. Yes, Yeah.
Yeah, there was Salomons, yeah. A lot of dragon name going up on
up in this room. We're gonna have to fight these
fuckers, aren't we? Well, we have Starlight, who's a
fairy type, so we went automatically just by default,
they just give up. Yep.
OK. Just on how to lose.
Yeah, it's fine. So where's the keyholes?
Yeah, where's the door? Rolling investigation.
Who's good investigating? Probably me, but I've also been
rolling a lot. Does anyone else want?
To do it 13. Yeah, As you kind of make your
way around the room, there seems to be like part of it is
portioned off to be like the bedroom, more like lounging area
of the room. And part of it is more of like
an office with like bookshelves and a desk.
And this is where the statues are as well.
And if you wander around there, you will eventually find a safe
with a series of holes in it. I will send you all a picture in
a moment. There seem to be a series of
symbols that are interconnected on the front of this safe and
below. 6 of these interconnected symbols are keyholes, so I will
send this picture. The white ones don't have holes.
The black ones with white text do have holes.
For the listeners, this is basically just a diagram with
each of the types represented on it.
And then the six types with holes are Psychic, Fire, Flying,
Ground, Steel, and grass. Holy shit, right, so the from
the kitchen in the oven is like a.
Fire. Yeah, the chat talk key is the
flying key. Wasn't it a caged key?
So would that be steel? Oh, maybe that's where I was.
Not for now. Yeah, I think the oven's fire,
obviously. What was the key on the ground
floor? It was in hay, so it's grass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then where's the tree?
Oh shit, yeah, we have a tree key.
It's made of wood. I don't even know.
Eaten something else on the altar?
Wheat and. Maybe that's the fire key.
Maybe that's because it was meant to be sacrificed and
burned. Is.
It psychic because it was in the like altar and I feel like
that's very psychic. There's also the sleep one,
which could be psychic. There is also the laboratory
one, which. Yeah, psychic green mist.
Yeah. It might not be.
It might be a different kind of type puzzle than the location of
the keys, right? Maybe.
You. Will notice.
Themselves. Have any information on them?
The keys do each have a written from them with the number that
you found them on. Sorry, should.
Have. So what are the lines?
Yeah, the relationship. The lines.
Cuz there's one that goes from electric to fire to psychic.
Yeah, So they, it's just kind of a, the fact that they go like
from psychic, fire, electric, whatever.
That's just a, the way that the the diagram is set up.
It's not supposed to be like that.
It's just psychic to fire and then fire to electric is what
it's supposed to look like. Each of the lines has a
different symbol on it of a Pokémon that is shaped somewhat
similar to a letter. They just, I just didn't put it
on the diagram because there's a lot of those, but those are what
the lines, what are on the lines.
The keys keys have. Numbers.
That's it. They have numbers, correct?
Are they made out of different materials?
Only the one from the little tree which is made of wood, that
is the. I do, despite not knowing the
puzzle. I do like this diagram.
I think it looks cool, I just don't know what it means.
Will. We know if a key fits if we put
one in. Or do we have to put them all in
different places to see if it fits OK?
You can put one in if you're if you'd like.
Should we start with the tree? With the grass, just because
it's the most clear. It makes sense and if it doesn't
work then we just. There are Dragons in the room.
What is it?
Gen. 1. Gen. 3.
Gen. 4. Was there hydragon agent?
There was no hydragon. OK.
I think Dragon pulse the what you were confused for Hydragon.
Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, yeah.
There, perched on its head, not his hand.
Yeah, got it. Yes, you're right.
You're right. Yeah, he's got the how many?
Dragons are there again. Was it just the?
Four. Yeah, it's just 4.
OK, more key Dragonite Solomon's Car Chomp Dragon Bolt Regulation
I. It's Regulation I, yes.
That's the solution. We just yell regulation I the.
Door opens. Yeah, yeah.
Let's try it. Let's try the wood key in the
grass hole and see if it fits. Yeah, may as well.
OK, as you slot the wood key into the grass hole and turn it,
you hear a click. OK.
Then we put the rest of them all in the steel hole cuz clearly
that's. How it's not the material.
Forget everything else. Let's.
Try the one. I feel like the one from the
oven being fire makes sense and we could try it and then if it
doesn't work then obviously go somewhere else.
Yeah, it's fun. You can do that.
OK, you slide the key labeled 2 from the oven into the fire
hole. It turns easily and you hear
another click. OK, yeah, it was so.
It's directly connected to the events, yeah.
OK, OK. So then Psychic is probably the
books, yeah. Yeah, it must be.
Who? Who is that one?
Not me. I have the wood key.
That's it. Don't remember what key I mean,
we could just say. That you can just, yeah.
We can do that is we're. Doing it, yeah.
Yeah, as you enter the key labeled 3 into the psychic hole,
it does not turn. So the sleepy key the.
Sleepy key, which is which floor?
6. Six.
OK, Yeah. As you slide the key labeled 6
into the psychic hole, it easily turns and clicks.
OK, so chat talk could be steel or flying.
Could the books be flying because we took the books off
the shelves and they like, flew into apparations?
I don't know. Well, like, OK, So what did we
fight during? That there was one ground type,
right? No Ursa Luna.
But what was the? What were the other ones?
The bears, the mice, the Roselle, Rosaline.
Yeah. And the like, what was the
beast? Yeah, it's like a rock ground.
Rock. Rock is just rock.
Why aren't rock and ground the same anyway?
Sorry. They're like brothers.
Well, yeah, let's try the chat talk key into Steel.
Did we already try that? You have let's.
Try it. That's the fifth floor, right?
Yes, that is the 5th floor. You enter the key labeled 5 into
the steel hole, but unfortunately it does not
budget. OK, let's put it in the flying
hole. Fine.
In the flying hole it turns easily and clicks.
OK, so we got just each ground and just those two.
Yep, let's do. Ground floor in the ground.
It's what's the hay? Yeah, ground floor.
On the ground. So first of all.
It turns easily and clicks and then you are welcome to enter
the final key into the. Steel Why is the ball?
Why is? The library, you found it in a
steel drawer that came out of the wall.
I was about to make you. Yeah, I was gonna make you roll
a history to remember that. But yeah, as you turn the final
key, you hear a final click. Do you pull the door open?
Did any of the Dragons move? There's still, they're just
statues, they're just standing there.
Yeah, they're just now. Yeah, I think it's crazy.
Yeah, why would they wake up? After we trigger Enchanted
Castle, have anything to do? There's there's just no and in
the boss room. Backing in.
Odd Bonnie. Geez, so paranoid.
I don't trust these fucking statues as far as I can throw
them. I don't know what you're worried
about. I don't trust anything as far as
I can throw it. Let's activate it.
But can we ball steal them? The statues, yeah, they're like
life-size mission. I will say they are life-size.
That would be awesome, but they are I'll.
Consider it on my next mission. Yes.
You open the door to reveal a few sheets of music.
Do you take them? Yes, you reach.
We're a band, we can't complain. The sheets of music.
Can I pick them like with sleight of hand or is whatever
going to happen happen regardless of how well I sneaky
sneaky? How?
What do you what do you mean by Italy with sleight of hand like?
I'm picturing the Indiana Jones like replaced.
Sandbag it, dude. Yeah, something, something,
yeah. You have what do you have if you
bag of sand this? Let's see what I have.
I have a potion. From earlier on in this whole,
yeah. I do.
It you can, you can take Evie's yellow collar and put it there.
Does the book weigh about the same as the the music book that
has the? Music book.
It's almost certainly heavier. Well, it's a children's book.
Well, I mean, if you want to do the whole book, you use your
pages out. Oh.
Yeah. OK, I'll give Evie's yellow
collar to Bonnie to do what she wants with.
OK, yeah, why not I? Kind of assess how many pages
there are and how much should I expect it's going to weigh.
And it's like an all in thing, huh?
OK. Nice lay to hand it.
Sure, why not? Oh, here we go.
That is a 15. OK, very impressively you swap
the sheets from Evie's yellow collar with the sheets of music.
However, as you make contact with the sheets of music they
begin to transform, sliding first into some sort of purple
gooey creature and then it begins to transform and take on
the likeness of one of the statues in the room.
The shark faced creature with scythe arms.
As it does this it roars and begins to rumble the ground.
I need everybody to make a constitution saving throw people
and poke. People and.
Yes. Please.
In no fucking way. So Clara crit and then Charlie
got a one. Kelly's got.
These eggs, he dies, he has a heart attack.
Kelly Sticks. So Bonnie rolled A4, but she's
-1 to con, so that's a three. And class of Cindy behavior.
Hide has plus one, so that is a 15.
Yeah, Daisy got 11. Karma got 7.
Daisy, Karma, Achilles, Charlie, and Bonnie all failed Pokémon
will take 15 ground type damage and people will take 7 damage.
If you succeeded and you're a Pokémon, you take 7.
If you succeeded and you're a human, you take 3.
Did I cover everything? What would you take?
14 apart? Super effective.
Yeah, I was gonna say ground yet.
Yes. At the same time that this
happens, you hear a loud thump on the roof above you.
At the same time that this happens, 2 familiar figures rush
into the room. These are Dean and Dorothea, the
people that you met outside the castle.
Dorothea will look at all of you and say, are you all right?
That sounded quite loud. They, they, we saw the, the
Prince. He, he's on, he was on his way
to the roof. He was riding on his bird
Pokémon. We, we can handle this if you
guys go up and, and stall him or something or I don't know.
And they they each have their Pokémon with them, Dean's Ololin
Vulpix and Dorothea's Murgro. So they're going to take on the
Ditto chomp. That is what they're offering,
yes. Do we trust them?
Yeah. Hi.
Hi, we have the music. Yeah.
So like. The music transformed into the
Garjomp. It was a Ditto.
Oh, maybe that's what they want. Maybe this is?
I don't think it's a setup and the Prince is not actually the
bad guy and we're going to get bamboozled.
We're gonna split the party. That's what.
We're gonna do I I do have a question based on the damage we
took from whatever that was. Yeah, go ahead.
So. I'd saved and resists.
Is it ground? Is it a ground?
Yes, yes. So he would take.
What is that? 3 three, yeah.
And resisted. And Starlight would take less as
well also. Yeah, so.
Wait, so how? Bonnie failed so she took Ed but
it's human so take 7, yes. Wait, what about a Pokémon that
failed but it's also super effective?
So. Rest in peace, Charlie.
Oh yeah, Charlie's knocked out. Oh man, Charlie, no, as you guys
as Ocean, you do have a potion, that is correct.
Does that work? You can try.
I can just palm puff if that's doable.
Right now I don't. I don't know.
If wait, what is true? He's like Yamper Yamper.
Yeah. Electric Yamper.
OK, I got Yamper and the red dog mixed up.
Red dog. Red dog.
Yeah, I'll allow a Palin puff. Yeah, I.
Think of OK. Can I try something just for the
sake of my curiosity? 13 back here.
You're always allowed to try things.
OK, can I low kick the Garchomp statue with the intention of
knocking it over and shattering it?
Go for it. 16 trying. To think what the the AC of a
statue would be, yeah. I mean, Romeo, the ponytail is
pretty powerful, I think. Yes, I think with a powerful
hind leg kick you can knock over the statue, in which case the
Ditto chomp will transform into a Ditto.
However, it will then begin to transform into the arrowheaded
Dragapolt statue. All the statues, all of them
get. Them all get.
Them all Are we going to ignore
Dorothea and say fuck the noise on the roof, we're going to take
care of this I. Mean how long is it going to
take us to knockout 4 statues? Yeah, I don't know, Maybe not
that. Oh well it depends on the AC.
You you nailed it and you added low kick.
It might not be as easy. For the I'm fully on board with
taking care of the Ditto also. Tell them it's like take out the
statues. But like, what's the Prince
gonna do without the music? Yeah, true.
What was he gonna do? But I but the music was a Ditto.
Yeah, like, oh, you. Might just have it.
Oh, wait, we're getting duped now.
Yeah, yeah. Fucked it was a fake.
It was a fake. Yeah, I was.
Just OK, yeah, thanks for using logic because I didn't think
about that. No, I thought I was like, wow,
this music's so mystical. It was just a Ditto.
Yeah, no, that it was, it's. Actually a buffoon.
Yeah. Right.
Is that is that the case? Did I read that?
That seems correct, yeah. I'm I'm not sure if that's
answerable. Is it answerable?
Chris, we just tell them. What is?
What is the question? The music is not here because it
was a Ditto. That is what happened, yes.
It turned into a Ditto. OK.
All right. Do we want to split or are we
just going to tell them to kick the statues down and the Ditto
won't have anything to copy and then we all go?
Or are we splitting? I think we just tell them and
go. Yeah.
I feel, but I don't want to. Active at knocking out the
statues but I don't want to send y'all up there without some kind
of tank so. Yeah, but I think the Prince has
the music. And we go there.
That's fine. OK.
Fine, knock down these statues.
It's your best method. We're going to go deal with the
Prince. Can I also get one of those
sweet, sweet pollen puffs for Romeo on our way up?
And if you have more karma, could take one too.
Oh my God, I'm just spitting on everybody.
Talk to a All right, amazing. Romeo gets 21.
Full Let's go. And then karma gets 24.
Holy shit. Not full, but pretty sick.
Don't need any. Have fun.
I only lost three health so far. Medic did not feed.
All right, let's go. Amazing.
As you instruct Dean and Dorothea to take care of the
statues, Dean says, All right, we're on it.
And then you also see barreling into the room.
As you say, this is Timothy who, hearing this instruction,
immediately dashes for one of the statues and knocks it over,
or at least tries to. Actually, let me roll for him.
Let me see if he can do it. He's a little guy.
He's a little guy, but he's going to try.
Oh my God, he got a Gnat 1. He falls flat on his ass.
He he bears. His nose is bleeding.
He. Is just.
Sprawled on the ground. I love dice storytelling, dude.
I want. It and he's.
Like I. Got it, guys.
And then he just calls the fuck over.
Dorothy immediately tends to him as they try to take care of
these statues, and you guys are safely able to make your way up
to the roof from that continuing spiral staircase On the side of
the hassle. As you rise onto the roof, you
see the Prince he is. He's got wild hair.
He's got a bird Pokémon beside him with white feathers on its
head, and it's got little purple feathers, like bigger feathers
that are kind of poking out of either side, and white wings in
a great body. He looks at all of you as you
approach. Do you say anything or do
anything? Would it be bad to insult him to
his face? The cheetah go.
Beyond that? I don't know what's going on
here, but I'm going to kick your ass.
Bitch, where's the music? In response to this, he says.
Song lyrics. Write that down.
He says ah so you did receive my
letters, Thank you so much for coming.
And then he will whistle and you will see the white long bird
Pokémon that delivered the 1st letter begin to flap towards
him. He then points into the sky and
it rises flapping its wings, little Wingle going higher and
higher above the castle until something very large begins to
descend from behind the clouds. It is large and swoops down and
with its massive dragon head eats the Wingle in one bite as
it begins to descend towards all of you.
It has a blue head and black feathers around its neck which
descend into two other blue heads that are attached to its
arms. It's got a blue body, purple
streaks across it, black wing like appendages along its back,
and it seems to be dripping with a black icker from its mouth,
from its feathers, from its tail.
Well, I guess from its mouths, plural.
As it descends quickly towards all of you, the. 9 headed.
Hydrated. The Prince looks towards all of
you and says you're just in time.
Meet my creation. I think I'm going to call it
hydrogen. Oh my.
Welcome to be its first challengers and with that we
will roll initiative. No we won't.
I've run away and pissed my pants.
Yeah, I definitely just shot myself.
But he's obviously controlling it with the music, right?
So if we can drown it out with the Super super helpy dopey
uproar again. I think it's time for Vegeta to
evolve 7. And eight for initiative.
Same. What's your dex?
I got her well. That's three.
Yeah, yours is better. Although how are we breaking
that tie? Are we like doing initiative?
Cuz my initiative is +5, my dex is +2.
Wait, is initiative different than?
Well. I have a.
Special passive. Yeah, Daisy is special.
Initiative, yeah, usually it matches, but it doesn't in this
case, so you would definitely get it.
OK, I will also roll for Karma's Quick Claw real quick.
It did not pass for it. Dang.
Steven, you are up first. Cool, so it's just the guy in
the high dragon? And he has a bird Pokémon that
you might identify as abbreviary.
I would like to take a free action to say I think it's
fucked up that you made the final boss a flying type trainer
question. You think I'm a boss?
Thank you. More like bark.
You're not the. So OK, so my specializations,
trainer path moves and whatnot, do those only apply to actions
taken by Stefan or to Romeo as well?
It can be either. OK, I'm going to use my
knowledge of regular Pokémon and I'm going to low kick the the
the the big scary dragon guy. OK, is that a rule to hit right?
Yes, Oh, 1 + 6. Yeah, 16.
Unfortunately, that does not hit as you attempt to kick up at
this big scary hydrogen. 16 doesn't.
No. Guys, we might be fucked.
It might be Jovery. Yeah.
If we kill the Prince, he can't tell the hydrogen what to do.
Wait, true I. Was like 16 is not that crazy.
I'm retroactively saying that it does hit.
OK. Wait a second, thinks you might
be a lot. OK.
Beats and entered. Is this super effective?
Yes, this will be super effective.
He's in fact the guy. He's the guy.
You all know him, you all love him.
Give it up a dragon. The guy and.
I've always said that. Did a whopping pen damage to
him. Yeah, yeah, OK, amazing.
Damage is damage. I forget about the the the the
lower level numbers. Yeah, so I used to be in like
Croco pulls out a sword and does billion damage.
I did. 2. 150 damage. We're good, yeah.
What am I only doing 10? I should be doing at least 40.
With his glorious hooves, Romeo the pony TA is able to kick at
this Hydra gun and do some damage.
Is there anything else that you would like to do with your?
Turn, wait, wait, wait. I would like to use my trip
attack and I would like to force it to make a strike saving
through and on a fail. It's not pro.
OK, OK, yeah, I'll allow it. I gave you these moves.
I'm like this thing is huge, but like also I gave you these moves
so you're a very cool and epic pony toss so you can do it, I
believe. Let me do a math.
What are your? Frank the Romeo and Stefan are
both 16, so if it's. Yeah, that thank you.
That helps. He met it.
It favors the attacker, right? Think for saves isn't it meets
it, beats it. That's the armor class way.
Wait, is it also for saves? Yeah, you're just.
Coming to a save. What is Ty's favorite of the
attacker then? For an attack.
Yeah, the. Person tagging for.
AC right, of course. If that feels so different then
meets it beats it. They're literally the same
thing, guys. They are, and if you think about
it now, it is the same thing. The same thing.
They are totally the same thing. They feel spiritually different.
They're not. Spiritually.
Different. Guys, I was like, I was like
bring it down. Like these are the same phrases.
Got it. If you beats.
It beats it, then ties favor the attacker like it's the same
thing. Yeah, got it.
OK, cool. Thank you.
OK, so he unfortunately did pass so he will not be tripped, but
it was a good effort nonetheless.
I lay down to faced downs and in my turn.
Amazing Achilles, you are up next and Daisy you are on deck.
I guess I got two options gang, I can either try to drain and
kiss a thigh dragon or I could charm him because we're going to
go through rounds of combat so it could be worth it.
While you are all planning your turns, keep in mind that I do
have fake out, so unless this fucker is holding a covert
cloak, we should get a free turn.
OK, I will actually then I will hold my charm to try to prolong
how much we get out of it. But we do have to content with
the bravery and I guess technically the Prince.
Yeah, that's true. That's true.
So that is something you mind, but the fake out into Dracon
should be pretty good unless it's legendary.
I do have to hit it but it. Should be, that's also true, but
I guess that does justify going for training KISS.
It does put a bomb be in melee range though as well which can
be a little spooky scary. Yeah, but then if it moves, then
it provokes an attack of opportunity off of a kiss,
right? And that's true.
Yeah, that is true. And if it attacks me, I can
actually just counter attack with another draining kiss.
So that's actually a great idea because of our rebuke.
That's that's fun. Yeah.
Let's go for let's fly up to the siderea and give a little smooch
a little kiss. OK, is that roll the hitter
saving throw? That is a roll to hit.
I got an 18. Look at you go go ahead and roll
super effective damage. It is 16 damage and I feel half
of that we're back to full, all right?
Chris, you're using double super effective, right?
Right. Right, no comment.
You're doing that? Yeah.
I want 8 dice. I'll be sick now.
Yeah. Anything else for?
Future. No, I think that's it.
After Star like the Red Bombi moves in for this smooch upon
the beast in front of you, all the hydrogen will respond with
an attack of its own towards you all.
One of the heads will begin to roar at you all I need.
Let's see who would be in the range of this Romeo and
Starlight as they attacked. Did they just attack from the
front or? I suppose I should have asked
this at the time. Yeah, I can't.
Attack you from the front, OK. Cool, I will say all of the
Pokémon then need to make a wisdom saving throw.
All of them. Like every Pokémon on the field.
Yes. That's a 10 from Karma.
That's also a 10 from C13 from Clyde. 13 from Starlight. 12
from Romeo. You all rolled so similarly to
each other, that's crazy. Just In Sync, you know?
Guys are just so In Sync, OK? You will all take 7 damage and
your next attack will be rolled at disadvantage.
Oof. 7 dark type damage. Should have clarified that.
So that'll be not very effective on Starlight.
And is that it going through my head?
Yes, just Starlight. That'll be 3.
Just Starlight instead. On to Daisy Bonnie, you are on
deck. Daisy's going to say karma, you
got this and have karma go for a fake out at disadvantage.
My disadvantage is 16. Amazing, still very good.
You successfully are able to fake out one of the heads of
this Hydra gun. Which one are you focusing on?
Oh gosh, how many are there? There are three.
Oh I thought it was a million or something.
No, just the main one please. I'll also deal 7 normal damage
to it all. Right.
It's smacked. I would assume karma just kind
of jumps and does like a a a cat slap on the face of the eye
dragon. Amazing.
A little, a little scratch with her, her claws.
Amazing. Is that all for your turn?
Yeah, I think so. I don't think there's anything
else I can do, right? OK, Bonnie, you are up.
I really want to beat up the Prince.
Go for it. OK, Bonnie and Clyde will both
come up to the Prince. We're going to have Clyde use
Leaf Blade. OK.
On the Prince. You can roll the hit for that.
That's a Nat 20, yeah. All right, roll your damage and
then add the dice. The highest dice roll on top of
that, right? That's how we do crits.
OK, so 2D tens 20. Jesus Christ.
That's just baseline. Yeah, kill the Prince. 28.
Yeah, as Clyde the Servine draws a leaf blade and slices into the
Prince. He is not looking good from this
attack as it does a big chunk of damage into him, slashes across
him, draws blood, he stumbles backwards.
Amazing job, Clyde, this Irvine that's.
Sick and Bonnie's gonna kick him.
OK, I don't know what that is. Is he on a bravery?
He is next to it. Oh, next year.
Believe this I that's. Funny, yeah.
Well, let's see, you're fucking killing.
This guy. Let's go, baby.
Bondi's a fucking criminal, dude.
She's a murderer. Kill him.
Kill that guy. I don't know what the damage is
on, just like an unarmed melee attack.
The rules of D&D is typically one plus your Strength modifier
is what? Well, you don't even roll.
I don't think that's what we did last time though.
I think it's the D4. Any weapons are.
Still. I think D.
Search is your. Strength modifier, yeah.
I think. D AD 4/4 makes sense.
So because I got a net 20, it's already a four.
Right, right, right. And then AD 4, right, three.
Right, yeah, right, right, right, right.
Yeah. And then plus your strength
modifier. That's just plus one, so 8.
OK, and you're punching him or kicking him or just for the.
Flavor like a full on kick. Like a Roundhouse, Roundhouse
kick. Perfect.
Oh yeah. Fucking get his ass all right.
Good Lord. And then I tell him to get
fucking wrecked. Loser.
Yeah. All the mental damage too,
they'll never recover. Yeah, he he stumbles back even
further as you do this, but we have arrived at his turn and he
is going to use his action to disengage with you and back up
as his braviary picks him up. So the Braviary will incur
attacks of opportunity should you wish to take them.
Hell yeah I can, Twister, go for it.
I'd have a twister. Yes.
I don't know. You got that move.
That's cool. That might not hit a 13 to hit.
That will not quite hit breviary.
The breviary will pick up the Prince, who is bleeding
profusely, and begin to fly kind of towards the edge of the
castle. He's like kind of flying in a
circle kind of around it, getting as far away from you
guys as he can, but still kind of keeping an eye on things.
As for Hydragon itself, the middle head, the main head has
been flinched by. Karma the Glammyow, However, the
remaining head who has not attacked the right head does
still have a move available to it which it will use.
It will target 2 creatures with a blast of fire.
It will target Starlight the Ribambi and Karma the Glammyow
who just flinched out the main head.
I need both of you to make a dex save the DC. 17.
Is what I got. Amazing. 21 I.
Guess it's amazing. It doesn't matter what the DC
was because you both rolled really well.
Amazing. You still will however take fire
type damage. I will look for this.
No, karma, don't do it. Please.
Don't take damage. No, no no, Karma will take 3
damage and Starlet will take 6 and said it's super effective.
That will be it then as the main head starts to kind of shake off
the flinching that Karma the Glammy out inflicted upon it.
However, that will be the end of its turn and which will take us
to Clara with Steven on deck. OK, so the guy is fleeing
because he's a little baby bitch boy, right?
He is a little baby bitch boy. He is even know Taylor couldn't
even pull Taylor. He might be the only one who
doesn't know her at this point. Well, we're going to cook.
We're going to cook something up because that's that's what I'm
here to do. So we're going to make a potion
and see how the cookie crumbles there.
OK, using your ability you can roll AD 20. 1.
One let's. Fucking go.
OK amazing. What are you doing with this
potion after you make it? I was going to hope it was
something good and then give it to an ally to make them even
gooder. Or if it was something bad, I
was going to throw it at the big bad monster and hopefully it
explodes. OK, let's have you make an
arcana check to see if you can tell how good if this is a a
positive potion or a negative potion.
I'm like an 8 but I'm +6 and Arcana so 14.
OK, you probably know enough to be able to tell that this potion
probably will do damage if consumed.
Amazing. Can I throw it?
Yes, I'd say that would probably be like the last thing you can
do on your turn, but you can throw it.
It's OK, Charlie. He's, he doesn't really know
what to do anyway. He's, he's just a little guy.
So yeah, we're just gonna Chuck it and hydrate on.
Fucking. Eat it.
Fucking eat it. I love it.
All right, Make a Dexterity check to see how well you can
aim this motion. There are two of three of your
allies who are gathered around it, and so you have to try not
to. Hit them 15.
OK, I'll say that that is an indirect hit on hydrogen, so it
won't do as much damage, but it will not hit your allies.
So yeah, let's roll some damage. Let's say this is AD 8 that you
can roll to see how much this does. 1.
Oh man, OK. And then I will add a + 3 on top
of that. So it will do 4 damage to this
big giant monster as it just kind of splashes a little bit
against him. Kind of like splash it, you kind
of throw it but it just falls short.
So it splashes on the ground in front of him, but some of it
does manage to splash on to the guy a little bit.
Damage is damaged. Damages.
Damage. So what was it supposed to do?
It was you. You essentially made like a
poison. Oh, period, man.
Well. Steven, you are up.
Achilles, you are on deck. Is this the top of initiative?
Yes, this is the top of initiative.
So I should roll quick claw? You are welcome to is quick claw
every turn. At the beginning of each round
of combat. OK, Yeah.
I got a 14 does not pass. OK, so do we sleep?
I don't fucking know dude. The Prince is gonna die.
Maybe if we get. Hey, yes, don't worry.
I got him. I got him.
OK, I think I have an idea. I'm going to blame Wheel the big
guy. All creatures in the area must
succeed on a deck save to the move DC, which is 15.
So they need to make a 15 deck save.
OK I keep rolling 15 on these so unfortunately he does save.
Does he still take half damage? Yep, so I still got to roll
damage 14, so I guess half of that would be 7.
Indeed. Cuz it's fire.
Yep. Also, I would like to use
Stefan's maneuvering attack whenever you hit a creature,
she's a friendly creature who can see or hear you.
That creature can use its reaction to move up to half its
movement speed without provoking an attack of opportunity from
the target of your attack. And I would like to give that to
Servant just to really fuck him up.
Just free movement. You get free movement, yeah,
without provoking an attack of opportunity so you can really
chase down and kill that fucker. As long as I'm within 80 feet of
him, we're cool, which I don't think even out of bravery he
could fly that far in a kind of initiative.
It's good to have the extra for sure.
OK, it's is it? Does that happen now?
Yeah, half your speed for free. Does that happen?
You can use your reaction to do. It so yeah, that could happen
now. So this is. 15 feet toward the
direction that he flew. OK on the rooftop while staying
on the rooftop. To be clear, we're not just like
eating ourselves off the roof. Right.
OK. Is that all for your turn?
Yep. OK, Achilles, it is your turn.
Daisy, you are on deck. Also, Achilles, let me know
whenever you're ready to start attacking the big thing.
I have a plan. I mean, I've been attacking the
big thing, yeah. OK.
Just next time you do, just let me know that beforehand.
That's I was probably gonna do it again this turn.
OK. What are you?
Gonna do with my next turn but OK I got a little thing I can
do. I mean, I can wait.
Like it's not a Vicky. I mean you can.
Still hit it damn it just damage truly.
And just like next turn, do it again if you do.
It I mean, I would definitely consider keeping doing it
because it's either that right charm so.
I don't know if you're gonna do that or heal something or.
Does anyone need healing? Need might be a little strong,
it would be nice, but I'm not in danger yet.
Right. I was like, I think I'm going to
hold that for actual danger. I think I'm going to keep low
key stock tank in this this hydra gun.
I'm I'm going to give the middle head a little keys.
Then I get a little smooch again.
Yeah, give him a little something even.
Evil Dragons need to kiss sometimes. 18.
A hit. Yes, yes, I will hit.
Go ahead and rule your super effective damage. 22. 22.
OK. Yeah, true.
Yeah, you do 22 damage to this big bad guy.
If he had an HP bar it would probably be in the yellow at
this point as you give him a big old smooch.
In response to this, both of the smaller heads will begin
charging some sort of attack as they gather this dark icker that
has been dripping from it onto the roof of the castle in their
mouths, and it begins to coalesce with like a dragon
energy Daisy. It is your turn, Bonnie, you are
on deck. What the fuck is going on with
this puddle? If only we got a water type to
wash it away. OK, it's time for karma to
become a really sweet little Kitty and fake tears at the big
bad. You're going to request a Wisdom
saving throw from them, please. OK, let me give it a row that's
a 16. Damn I was looking for a 14 or
lower. Nothing happens but you know
what? Daisy is going to go get into
the fray and stomp in the puddle that's forming and try and kick
it around. Like disperse it so it doesn't
gather in a pool. OK, cool.
Let's see. I mean, I don't think there's
really a check actually. Have Karma make an arcana check
or if Daisy would let. Me.
Or. Yeah, Daisy can do it.
Daisy's. Daisy's probably better at it,
yeah. I think.
Yeah, I think so. 24. OK.
No 22 still good though. Yeah, you recognize this as when
you were in the laboratory, there was some black substance
that seemed to be kind of held in there in some bottles, and it
seems to somewhat resemble the dark mist that was filling the
room when the Princess was asleep as well.
Additionally, you kind of can sense that if Karma were to
spend a lot of time around this dark Icker, she might seem to be
starting to lose some energy as she is kind of splashing around
in it. She seems to be getting possibly
getting a little bit more sluggish.
I will advise all allies to stay away from the puddle, it's got
bad energy. Not the bad juju puddle.
Bad juju puddle Don't don't do. It.
Don't do it. You'll you'll regret it.
That's I could. That's your horoscope for the
day. Stay out of the evil puddles.
OK? That will be all.
Thank you. Bonnie, it is your turn.
Hell yeah. Are we within 80 feet of the
Prince? I would say yes.
Cool, we're going to go for a Leech seed.
OK. So +6 to hit please.
Does a 14 hit the Prince? Yes, that will hit the Prince.
Hell yeah. OK, so the target takes scratch
damage at the end of each of its subsequent turns until it
faints. Half the damage is restored by
the attacker. Only one creature can be seated
at a time. OK, OK, So I just hold on that
until his the end of his turn. Gotcha.
Yeah, at the end of each of his turn.
So right, it's two D 4 + 2. Gotcha.
OK. Yeah, you hold.
For like passive damage once you landed.
Yeah. That's pretty good.
Still either faints or I guess I my character mine faints but and
then I heal half that well. That's pretty sick.
Bonnie is gonna flip off the Hydra gun.
That's awesome role in intimidation.
Yeah, yeah, 12. OK, yeah, this is a big giant
scary monster who is dripping black acre and has large fangs.
Unfortunately, he is not intimidated by the middle
finger. I didn't think he would be.
But it was good energy. Yeah, just badass like that, you
know? Bonnie's just badass like that.
It just happens. You all watch as Clytus Irvine
will launch some seeds that embed in the Prince in response
to this. It is now his turn.
He will take out a bottle that he has stashed and begin to
drink it as you all watch that and the Braviary will continue
to circle the top of the tower, but he's beginning to put more
distance between himself and the top.
As for Hydragon itself, the two heads that we're getting to
coalesce this dragon energy in their mouths will begin to make
an attack. I need Charlie the Amper and
Clyde the Servine are both away from the guy.
Me when the guy. I need both of you to make
Dexterity saving throws as these draconic meteors begin to fly
out of the mouths of these creatures towards Charlie the
Emperor and Clyde the Irvine. Charlie got a 17 and he's very
scared. I mean.
What? What is it?
Even though I'm away, I'm still in range of this.
Yes, yeah. I mean this is ranged so or
like. It is a what?
Save Dexterity. I'm also going to have Clyde use
the specialization Always Ready. When attacker that you can see
hits you with an attack, you can use your reaction to have the
attacks damage against you. Gotcha.
But on that note, I got a 11. Amazing.
Let me roll this up. Both of you will take 7 points
of dragon type damage from this attack to have damage since
Bonnie used always ready and haved.
Also because Charlie the Amber succeeded the pass with the main
head of the high dragon he will make a bite attack.
Let's see who against. He will make it against Karma
The glammy ow gonna rolled hit for this does a 15 hit.
You said karma, not Daisy. Carmel Yes.
Yes, it does hit. OK, OK, this will do 10 dark
type damage to Ouch ouchie. Big ouchie.
And Karma's hanging on doing all right, it seems.
Doesn't like the dark energy but.
That will bring us to Clara with Steven on deck.
The Leech speed does, yes. Sorry, go ahead and roll that
down. I rolled a 3 + 2, so it's 5.
OK, amazing. Thank you.
That correct? Yeah.
Clara, you were up. Steven, you are on deck.
You know, it's really hard to be a support player.
You know, Charlie knows Nuzzle and Snarl, neither of which are
good against big scary monsters named Hydragon.
So he said the brave Aries taking the Prince away.
So he's probably out of range for even a Snarl.
It doesn't give me doesn't paralyzed.
They have to make a con save against my move.
DCF 13. Yeah, we could try to paralyze
Hydragon. Yeah.
You know what, Charlie? He's really scared, but he's
gonna go for it. He's gonna try to nuzzle big
scary monster hydrate. He's really he does have a brave
nature. It's actually that's.
True, he's so brave. Also, Vegeta is watching by the
way, just in case anybody was wondering.
Vegeta's always watching. So 16.
That'll hit. So now I make save.
Yes. Is he constitutional?
Is he He failed to save. So it's two D 4 + 5, but then
there's plus 4IN power. Does that mean anything?
Oh, the power, the yeah powers, that's the bonus to hit.
So that 22-D5 is the damage. Dude, then it was a. 21 That guy
had no chance. But you probably roll half the
day because it's. Yeah, but the para a yo.
Para yes, that's huge. I rolled 1 + 5 though, so 6th.
Amazing, yes. Anything else with your turn?
Yeah, I don't really know if. This vegeta have.
You know what, fuck it. Maybe we throw a Vegeta into the
fray, guys. You know, it's actually super
effective against dirt. Tapes.
Fuck tapes. Oh, just you just hit them with.
We do have struggle bug and. He can.
He can try it. He's a little guy.
Oh my God, he also rolled a 16 and then +4, so that's 20.
Motherfucker, yeah, go ahead and roll a double dice for the Super
effective hit. Let's fucking go, Vegeta.
Let's fucking go, Vegeta, get him.
It's 14. That's kind of a lot of damage
that's. Kind of a lot of damage.
Because Vegeta's. Kind of cooking.
Vegeta is cooking. OK, so yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, let's fuck it, dude, fuck it.
Also, I think that probably was with advantage because he's
paralyzed, right? I don't know, check real quick,
I'm just here. It's fine, it's still hit
regardless, I'm just checking if he would have gotten a crate
which could have been crazy. OK disadvantage on strengthened
duck saving throws so no OK cool.
But be be forewarned all ye players, he has disadvantage on
strength and depth saving throws.
Very good, all right. Is that it for Clara?
That will be all. OK, back to Romeo or Steven.
Sorry, Call you by your bookmark.
Steven and Romeo. Oh yeah.
Go ahead and click well if you'd like.
Didn't work. All right.
One of these days, OK? Yeah, someday.
Steven and Romeo, it is your turn.
Perfect. OK, it's just the high dragon
left. There's no more Guy.
He's still here, he is just he, his bravery fucking booked it,
so he's quite a ways away. Gotcha.
But he has been Leech seated. OK, so he'll die eventually.
Yeah. We'll all die someday.
I'm going to do it again. I'm going to flame wheel the big
fucking thing. All right.
Is that a safe for me or an attack for you?
That is a save deck save. So he has disadvantage. 15.
When I tell you I'm rolling again because there's
disadvantage, when I tell you that was another 15, I don't
this fucking guide dog. OK, that was lower, so this will
in fact it. Sick full half damage because
it's fire. Yeah, so just normal.
Well I got A1 and A7 on my 2D eights, so that is an 8 + 5
should be thirteen and then divided in half which rounded
down to 6. All right.
But I'm also going to use my Distracting Strike superstar.
When you hit a creature, you can give your allies an opening.
The next attack roll against the target by an attacker other than
you has advantage if the attack is made before the start of your
next turn. So whoever's swinging at them
next, you get advantage on that attack.
Amazing. Just just.
The next person between them or everyone until your next turn.
The next attack? Got it.
So just one attack after, yeah. So you're telling me you want me
to give them a little more kissing?
Just a little smooching, you know.
We'll give him a little more a. Little something give him the
French cake. Yeah.
With tongue. I'll give him some tongue, dude,
yeah. Give him some of the the the
colon. We've been, we've been low key
kind of making out. So I think I'm gonna make my
next move. Yes.
It is Achilles and smooching, yeah.
Colosian. Smooch.
I love it. Yes, it is Achilles turn, so go
ahead if you're giving him a smooch.
Yeah, me, dude, me and this middle head are kind of vibing,
so I think I'm just gonna, it's like get all up in there.
A tragic like star crossed love here.
True Yeah, Star crossed Love featuring Starlight and just the
middle head of the Hydra. Just the middle head, yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna give him a little kiss this time.
We're gonna get a little, a little bit closer to like the
base of the mouth there. We're gonna go give a little
something, give a little something to think about.
With advantage, Yep. Dirty 20.
OK, that will hit. 20 damage. Starlight the Rababi, how would
you like to do this? Yeah.
Oh, it's very simple. So you give them the final kiss
and they were like, they start to collapse, of course.
So just like hearts in their eyes just couldn't handle all
the kissing, all the smooches. And then Starlight turns around,
walks away to break his heart, hits them with a little wink on
the way out. Yeah, I love it.
Very. Hydrate got explodes.
We call that the Taylor Special. Yeah.
Amazing. Very very done.
Sparse and rampa of you to get the final hit with a draining
kiss. I love it.
Yeah. As described, hydrogen begins to
fall to the to the roof fainted and we will leave initiative as
the Prince on his bravery races back to the roof and he seems to
be yelling. You all can kind of see if you
were to look over the side of the roof that there seems to be
have been a crowd that gathered of the various people that
reside in this capital city of the Kingdom of the Veil who were
drawn to this giant fucking monster descended from the sky
and the combat that ensued. As he is racing back towards
you, he is yelling I did it. I defeated the threat to the
castle. Praise me.
And then as he flies by, he is going to something is going to
fall from his pocket onto the roof.
A few sheets of music fall onto the roof as he begins to fly
away on his braviary. If that guy did it, then why
does he got Leech seed all over him?
Huh? Think about it.
One more Leech Seed as he's leaving to see if he passes out
or not. Yeah, go for it, Go for it.
OK, 3 + 2 is 5, so it's five more.
OK, yeah, you know what? Why not?
Yeah, he, he gets knocked the fuck out and he just, he's just
being carried by the Braviary and he's passed out as he flies
away. He's not a hero.
As this happens, your allies that you met earlier begin to
gather on the roof as well. You see Dean and Dorothea and
Timothy who look a little winded from trying to deal with the
Ditto and the statues snapping them over, and then a weary
looking Princess Betty and James gather as well.
Can we like call him a fucking liar and call him out from other
people? And you didn't do shit?
This is all your fault. Yeah, go ahead, the Prince.
Is a. Fucking loser.
He doesn't. Even know Taylor.
Taylor he. Doesn't even know Taylor.
Amazing. Make a charisma roll.
I got a 19. But I did not do it so good.
Yeah, mine's A5. OK.
You're having very different days.
Yeah, As you you kind of yell this out to the crowd, it seems
to to get a kind of mixed response.
There seems to be a murmuring among the crowd.
They're not quite sure what to think.
You can't really hear what they're saying from all the way
up here. But they seem to be a bit a bit
conflicted about the events that happened here today.
As the Princess Betty looks at you all and says, thank you so
much for your help with this today.
I, I know it was demanding of all of you, but believe me, the
Kingdom of the veil thanks you. Is that is that the music?
And she will point towards the the sheets that have fallen and
then she will approach and pick them up.
And she's like, I can't believe it.
You did it. We recovered the relic song.
Dorothea, would you please do the honors?
And Dorothea will take the music and take out a little wooden
flute that she has if it works. Oh, you need an opener, right?
And I know a band. Would you all like to help?
Hey, we're all pretty talented. We're a band after all.
Oh, that would that would be. Delightful.
And you? All.
Can gather. Around and.
Begin to play. The music that you are covered
and as you play and as your music fills the streets of the
capital city, A Pokémon begins to appear in front of you and
begins to join you in song and add her voice to the music.
She has a round white face with a little green Oval on her
forehead. She's got a treble Clef sort of
shaped accessory on the side of her head, and her hair, which is
a tealish green and flowing, seems to look like a music
staff. As the music box fades out,
return to that little girl and her grandfather somewhere in
Univa. That can't be it.
What happened next? Did that band continue to play?
Did they become like, super famous and awesome?
She cries. That little 1 is a story for
another time. It's time for you to go to
sleep. But what if the Prince and his
hydragon steal my nightmares? He leans over and gives her a
kiss on the head. Then fight off the nightmares,
my dear. Just like Romeo's homeo's.
Don't give in to the fear. You can always count mareeps in
your head if you get scared. Sweet dreams, little one.
And that is where we will end it.
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Yeah, we're. Going.
We're going back. This is gaming, this is fucked
up. Oh.
I'm scared. What is happening?
It's. So scared.
Oh no, somebody's typing. Somebody's typing.
Because I'm scared. Who's going to break the chain?
I'm freaking. The fuck out bro.
Tweaking bro. What comes under 2420 5?
I'm so glad I know. My multiples of 6.
Scrap the. Campaign and just do this.
Just do this like every Tuesday for.
Four years. Fuck.
Oh. OK, Yeah, 6 is a good one.
Yeah, yeah. I fucking pregamed.
Guys, God damn. It all right, all right, all
right. Drop.
Your pregame for your pregame. All right.
Great. I got you.
Yeah, we'll finish it off.
Finish it off, God. I was like wait, it's just my
previous number plus. 6 I guess it's.
Just like specific, we could not.
Put 31. I'm just counting.
I don't know, yeah. Is bigger than what grace is.
Oh shit. Yeah.
OK. That was fucked.
Up. I'm just gonna what?
Was your intention originally I. Don't know.
I don't. Remember.
This is so fucked. Up guys fucks up.
This is like data that like exists on a server somewhere
like 30 minutes over here. This costs US.
Money to keep in a server somewhere.
What do you mean? Everything?
Melissa said. Eat a.
French fry and then fucking. I'm honest.
Something that can hear about. I'm not unconvinced.
Melissa isn't the woke mind. Virus and she's just.
Trying to see what she can tell us Melissa actually is.
We have everyone's shoe sizes. Can we go on an adventure?