What welcome to the we we haven't left since we recorded
Cindy's gym challenge and now we're just recording Schmitz.
Regarding the order of what like of when the gym challenges
release, I want to say they were usually in the order that we
recorded them, but we don't think that that's the case for
this one. Maybe who knows?
It's an oh the no subtitles. There we go.
My name is rich little spoiler for the final boss there.
I don't find anyone saw it. It's Dunsparse.
And Grandpa. Fresh and grandpa.
It's so funny that they get done Sparks, but they don't they
don't get the other one in the Pokémon Center.
You oh, you guys like the centering on that text there.
It's definitely right in the middle of the screen.
I'm losing the other one. It is definitely not.
There's more of a left margin. Than the right margin, so off,
yeah, so you're sitting in the top.
That is so awful. Yeah, That, that's why we got an
editor that's. I also I feel like the kerning
is really tight on that as well. Yeah, it's just bad I.
Think it was well, it's the centered for Cindy and you just
took out the word Cindy and. Ash, that's probably what I did.
Yeah, it's. Awesome.
And then? That was it.
You're gonna change the color. It's blue.
It's blue, red, white for mine. Yeah, different color.
Hey guys, he worked really hard on this.
Stop making fun of him. No, I didn't assume that's where
Cindy I I put Just because I put love into it doesn't mean that I
worked hard on it. Let's get that straight.
Yeah, it was like, I love grilled cheese sandwiches.
Doesn't mean they're hard to make, you know?
Right. Yeah, exactly.
This is a pretty. Fun, and that's my life
philosophy and I want the Gladstone.
Grilled cheese sandwiches. Yeah, on the wooden.
Platforms and you head on down. Anyone recognize the font?
Pokémon font. So Pokémon font, a little hard
to tell, but it's also the font that's on all the thumbnails,
but there's just numbers. It's technically Pokémon font
numbers. Wait, that's actually crazy.
I didn't. Know that.
Yeah, I figured that. 'D be fun, we're gonna get sued.
No. Well, no, I don't.
Think so on that font. Or I.
Don't. I don't even think this is the
proper Pokémon font. I think this is like someone
replicating it, so it's probably fine.
No, it's fine. I'm just kidding.
Yeah, the most distinct thing here is that OI think the O is
very Pokémon. Yeah.
Red doors before you open up and you walk through stadium.
Lights flash on and before you see a square.
And you didn't adjust the spacing between the letters,
they were just like this, tight in the font probably.
In his late teens. So let's get even more behind
this thing, shall we? Oh yes, I didn't download this
font. I was, I was using an online
text generator that had default fonts.
One of them was Pokémon and it turned that font into an image
that I saved into my computer and put in the video.
I see. OK.
So I had even less control. Turning like the turning just.
Makes me uncomfortable they. They need some breathing room.
Those letters need some breathing.
They're just a little too close, yeah.
Yeah, I had no control over that, I think.
The I in Schmidt has no breathing room.
Yeah, it's. Like that is like a cramped
elevator. The M The M looks like the M's
getting lost in the sauce in Schmidt.
I think that's just how the Pokémon font is, which like
works for one word, but like for multiple words.
Yeah, it was specifically designed for Pokémon.
Yeah, and nothing else really. I think it's the only word in
that font, so yeah. The the consistency of the use
of that font is actually insane. What's the DC on that again?
Like that they just kept that same font for like as long as
Pokémon's been. Around.
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, they haven't changed it.
I mean it brand recognition. Yeah, it's super the the blue
and yellow is. Yeah, it's great.
Can't make the fuck out of one of these I want.
That thing to go to? Sleep.
Yeah, we'll see. What?
Let's see, I think I landed asleep at some point and oh,
maybe that's how I done the metronome.
Unfortunately, oh, it could be. That's a smart idea, yeah.
That's a good Strat if you're not going to KO it, just try and
waste turns for sure. Unfortunately Talo is just not
affected by it. So now you're battling A Talo
which Cindy didn't battle, which is curious, what did I do?
Talo's turn to respond. And Taylor, Huh.
I don't know. You tell us, dude.
We weren't there. Most of us were not there.
In case that we did talk about it behind your back.
Maybe. What was I thinking?
I woke. Up this morning.
You know, in hindsight, a Taylor makes a lot more sense than a
Spiro, So maybe I just like made a mistake and I ran with it.
That checks out. Actually.
I feel like, I feel like what happened with Cindy was that I
meant for it to be Taylor, but I said Spiro and then I just like
let it rock because I didn't want to wreck on it.
I. Used to think that he flies over
carrying his leak and his with his like feet.
Like as he gets close he like throws his leak up, grabs with
his wing and then like smacks down with it.
Quacko does exactly that and Halo takes a sizable hit that
was never. Going to Halo.
Halo, That's how you say it. Yeah, I like how they've been
smelling. I like how they spelled quacko
in quacho. End of two CEM.
Quacho in your. Quacho this is not.
Good. Oh, except for that one.
It's Mercury Quaco once again, Quacko.
'S in. The fighting.
I think Patricia is also going to throw around some pecks.
This is a 2V2. Yeah, yeah, the first battles of
Double. Pegs why they drop the K and
pegs going to throw around some. Abs.
No pecks are your chest going. Around.
Lots of pecks go. Like why would they choose that
one? Like I feel like the other one
is more often used. So many pecks this time, so many
chest tickles going around you. This ties back to birds having
large chests. Guys, this is all cyclical.
Oh, to. Get some damage on the field for
their their squad. Smack, squackle around a little
bit. Squacko.
Squacko, Squacko. All right.
Tally now we got to keep. Track how many?
How many times does it change? I'm.
Saying like I was wearing, I wouldn't.
Respond. That's a slurring.
That was a slur, Taylor. Taylor Taylor.
Taylor Taylor.
Samurai like efficiency. Wagger it's.
Been like 6 different. That's the slurp.
That's the slurp, Slurp. Oh no, let's try.
Astonish Merkel. That's.
Merkel. That's Merkel.
Yeah. Isn't going to work.
Still funny. Yeah, very funny.
It's in. Fact a normal.
Type is Miles. No, he didn't do his homework.
So. Oh, Miles.
Yeah, Miles. Oh yeah, the OK, the boarding
party character is named Milo. Milo.
Patricia's going to go for another thing onto the Mercro,
just so it's kind of like A2V1. DC-7 Charisma BRB cocked it, got
stuck, stuck on the You're going to miss the DC-7 save come on,
that's no one seven, that's going to.
Be 12. That's crazy and.
Birds hearing birdsong guys, we have deposit tantalized.
He doesn't know what happens worried about it.
Patricia, you're doing your best Patricia is doing her best.
Just so you guys know, and I'm sure the listeners already know
this, I'm not editing these. There's no point in editing them
because we're listening to it live.
So oh. Yeah, yeah.
Just so you get up. So you just get all chaos, yeah.
Battered Quack has been doing quite the number on it and it
won't be able to get an attack off this turn back to Quacko.
That's. Just good to be 1.
Of those did, they didn't even do Quacko and then quack O oh
still. Still in the yellow HP bar, but
the Fury attack definitely could have been a little more furious.
Mercury this time realizing that Mercury is going to be
instructed to use pursuit and gets a critical failure.
So all righty, let's turn it to yeah.
The you know, the the gym trainers, they're just warming
up. It's still early in the morning.
They're Miles says I can't believe it, Mercury, I believe
in you. How could this happen?
And Mercury just kind of shrugs and goes and just doesn't even
attack, doesn't even try. The move is called pursuit, but
there is no one being pursued. Unfortunately, Patricia gets
sacked again. I like the idea of low level
Pokémon just like rather than missing just like, not
understanding the command and just not doing.
Anything like the hell is that? Yeah, I like that.
That's a fun flavour that doesn't quite fly as much with
like high level Pokémon failed to Peck.
What does it look like? Unless it's like a newer move
for that level they did. It they got pecked, right?
She has her eyes closed. Let's go.
Like just flying. Randomly into things like.
They move my wife and Patrick has to the left pack, of course.
So she just keeps going and. Pecks there.
Just bogs read just. It's, you know, it's a hard
transition from singing a song to going for combat.
To be fair to Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK going to retaliate. Halo is going to attempt a Peck
of their own and gets a 15 into Patricia.
That should hit right? Gonna be a total of 8 flying
type damage into Patricia. Miles says.
Nice one Taylor and Taylor goes beep beep quacko.
Nice one, Taylor. You with another theory.
It's ACT. OK.
Not a theory attack. It's just theoretical.
Think about it first. Fair enough.
But that's just a theory. Yeah, a bird theory theory.
Thanks for pecking, it's going to.
Be enough. To come.
Nicely dull. We should have special guest
Matt Pat on one of our sites. Yeah.
Oh. Hell yeah.
Hey, Matt, Pat, are you a? Fan of possible e-mail?
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah, we'll redraw. We'll have our people talk to
his people. Yeah, Matt, Pat, I know you have
this little show called Game Theory, and we want to help
promote game theory to the masses more.
Inspired than last turn, but it's.
Really. Yeah.
The people don't. Really, it's not ubiquitous.
They don't really know and as a as a niche micro celebrity like
we are. We can help cluster.
Your numbers, yeah. We get it up.
We're so terrible that it's. Not even on anymore.
It certainly. Does yeah 4.
Plus 37, so 7. Damage.
Yeah, he's in Faf. Movies Now, now that's his
thing. And disgruntled attrition, this
lazy Mercro hopefully inspiring it to deal some damage.
But it can't deal some damage yet because it's Quacko's turn.
Do you think we could be in the next Fnaf movie for.
Another good Yuri attack. Yeah, why not?
I was about to answer honestly, and then I just like that
actually. Yeah, we're in there.
So Nick Cage made it into a FNAF style movie, so I think we could
do it, yeah. OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
definitely hits. You can roll your.
Name so 4 + 4 damage. OK, And then Miles says, all
right, it's time for us to focus on our strategy a little bit.
Mercro, go for another pursuit and let's hit it this time.
And it's going to use pursuit on Patricia and oh, that'll hit.
That's a 19 for 10 damage. Mercro chases down Patricia in a
very menacing fashion and gives it a good old whack.
With how else do you describe pursuit?
I mean, Patricia, while they're close, it's.
A It's a menacing fashion. It's a menacing chase.
I'm not sure how else to describe it.
Secret. Strategy.
Mercro's gonna sneak in a sucker punch as a reaction.
Uh oh. What the hell, 13?
Good one. Oh, oh, what the hell.
Such a genuine reaction. Whoa, incredible.
Mercro. Cheap shot.
Not again.
And Just Like swings up its talent and attempt to cut off
Patricia, but it doesn't. Just Hulk some how.
Much damage is Patricia going to do?
16 + 319 to hit 37. Oh, Mirko's looking rough, looks
like it can't take many more hits, but it's still in the
fight. Mirko's going to do the best
that he can to take this one home.
Despite that it's Quackos turn. Can Quacko finish?
This, I feel like the first time that I'd ever been in.
Like Quacko can try, I don't know, a thick combat I guess.
Yeah, it definitely was. Yeah.
'Cause that's the best part. It was what it was.
Tim, the Vandonette and then Torkel.
There was the little Krodon scuffle as brought on, Yeah.
And then I guess fighting the swab Blues that you caught.
But then, yeah, then that's it. You roll anything but a one, you
knock it out. But you rolled.
Oh my. God, so, so definitely like I
remember like I'm learning like D&D mechanics during this let's.
Gym challenge, Yeah. Let alone the funny ones that
we're just making up. You're just learning the combat
style. The regular ones, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Nope, it won't happen.
Like, I didn't know dashing was the thing.
Yeah, I think until the Yamas. I think like the second-half of
the on the fight, I'm like, oh, I can do that.
Throughout the whole campaign, did we ever disengage?
Did anyone ever use an action to disengage?
I don't think it happened. Cut.
It off with. The sucker?
I don't think so. Not everybody had that as an
action. Technically everyone did is the
problem. No, Disengage is a default
action. Yeah.
I just never, I never explicitly told anyone they could
disengage, no. But I think I had certain
Pokémon had like an ability that's like you can disengage
without any Yeah as. A bonus act.
That's, I mean that movement penalty.
Run away. Run.
Away, run away. Definitely got used, which was
basically built to disengage, but I don't think anyone like
actually properly disengaged. Yeah, you can.
You can disengage without run away.
You just occur movement penalty. Also the dodge action, no one
did that either. So just I never described it
that those were options. But I also think it's funny that
it just never came up so. Patricia is elated to be a hat.
Yeah, Myles escort. Patricia is elated to be a hat.
Very good. He's standing in a giant
corridor. It's about the size of a
football field. There's all sorts of machinery
around you, lots of spinning propeller blades that are
blocked off by railing. I think part of what this race
fluttering around came down to inspirationally was I was trying
to figure out and how to RPFI. This is the actual 4 tree
puzzle, which for the record, I actually kind of like that one.
I think it's a good gym puzzle. Maybe not good.
The good is a stretch. I thought it was fairly
enjoyable, but that also sounds incredibly boring to implement.
TTOPG looks like Quacko. And says all.
Right, we're in with the bumpers.
Yeah, like, like the walls that you push Dragonfly.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
Brilliant. Yeah.
Scales and it does a little somersault in the air.
You watch as Ben starting to explain how.
This is. And then we got fucking Skyla
with her cannons. What?
The hell is she doing? I don't know how you got to from
A to B. Yeah, to for with the well, I
was trying to like I was thinking of fixtures in a big
room arena that like could serve as props and I turn they turn
into hoops I guess turn around and come back to your trailer
before my Yonla can come back to me.
Then you'll win this challenge. As you see before you there's
there's a series of rings that are mounted to the ground in
large poles. The rings are about 6 feet in a
circle across, so there's. Plenty of room to get in.
How this is going to work is that you have a budget of 30
feet and one action per turn. You can use your action to go an
additional 30 feet or you could attack Yanma, try and slow it
down. You could use your moves
creatively in a way to propel yourself or create some other
sort of effect. Yanma will start out slow with
these weights, but it does have the speed boost ability, so
every turn it will be getting faster and faster.
So you'll have to make quick round while you're ahead.
If it takes too long for you to navigate through these rings,
you may just become overtaken. Maybe like the only way for
speed boost in this battle style to actually be useful because
I'm not sure. Well, I don't know, scaling
movement speed sounds kind of cool for combat if you're like
very hit and run tactic kind of vibe I guess, but not nearly as
impactful in TTRPG setting as it is in the games for sure.
Just through the 1st ring that's in front of you about 15 feet
away and then stops. Like what else could you do?
You could like move up your initiative order or something or
like increase your decks. All of those sound like a little
too strong, I think. Yeah, it's like no matter what,
you introduce a movement, it becomes too strong because like
the system like encourage you to either approach and then attack
and then you're vulnerable or attack and then walk away, which
is also not good. So it's like, yeah, you're kind
of just stuck. You can't really have a hit and
run play style unless you can take another loop in action or
something. Yeah, if I had you on mine, I'd
be going for compound eyes, probably.
That isn't too far off the ground.
We'll go to the left. Quacko elegantly flips through
the third one. And.
But maybe we're just not being creative enough.
Maybe there's a way to do it. Who knows?
Land on his feet in front of the third.
Ring. There's definitely like there's
a mechanic in called Cthulhu called the Chase which is like
this basically. What looks to be 3 Yanmas are
starting to pick up some speed. They cover the ground that
Quacko went through, they they dash through the 2nd ring and
they make it all the way up to where Quacko is standing or
right before the ring that Quacko is standing on and they
decide to shoot out an air slash.
Oh, right. I thought we were going to have
an honest race. That is a natural 26.
No, it's not a natural 26. What am I talking about?
Big. Yikes, that's 4.
Yeah, my die is My die is crazy. You rolled the D100 for the
check. Yeah, a natural 26, Yeah.
Significantly. Who's the scrub DM?
Dude what the fuck? We are also.
Going to scratch. It's OK, the players are scrub
too. He doesn't know any better.
This is both of our first times he's.
Like natural 26. Yeah, that seems legit.
So silly. I mean, yeah, I.
Didn't even think about that. That's crazy.
OK, yeah. What?
Roll your damage. And damage. 10 damage?
Yep, that's a Hardy hit. Quacko completely sees through
the illusion of the double team and just smacks the on the right
before the ring that it's standing on.
You have to move 10 feet to the left and then you can be again
going through the three concentric rings that gradually
ascend. Did I send you guys a map for
this one? What?
Is Quacko's method. No.
I definitely drew this out. I definitely should have sent.
It to you I never saw a map. Yeah, OK.
Yeah, should have sent to you. I on it the first what was the
first map I sent to you guys? It was way later on.
Was it? Yeah, it was like Deoxys.
I think it was the Malville city.
Oh yeah, it wasn't Deoxys. It was definitely.
It was probably Malville City, OK, I think.
It was Malville, yes. Yeah, I didn't realize how
impactful it would be just for me keeping track of everything,
just even without like a teeth, like a interactable tabletop,
just like having a reference just makes a huge difference I
feel like. And then when we play with
actual maps it was also additionally extra crazy.
It was awesome. What's Quacko gonna do?
Do. That was inhibited movement.
It was, but speed. That's crazy.
Yeah, OK. Janma's zoom in now.
How much further to the goal? You have positioned yourself so
that you could with your full movement you could clear BTT
then that's what they're called. I was blanking on there.
Turn you back. Yeah, we're going to do that.
OK, so with your 30 feet of movement, Cracko easily manages
to fly through the 2nd to last string.
The very last string and can either return to the ground or
stay high in the air. Which would you prefer?
Stay high in the air. Say hi in the air, all right?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so all Quack has to do now
is return back to Schmidt. Is my audio like fast forwarded?
There's. 50 feet to the no. I think there's a bit of like
reverb or something additional 30 feet.
Or you can make remember my microphone I think was just
sitting on my glass table at this point.
I don't think I had a stand for it.
Looking pretty good. Yanma seems far behind.
But Yanma, yeah, it might be creating some sort of effect.
I don't know. I I didn't modify the audio at
all. I don't even think I compressed
it until like right before we got Kira.
So bug bug side by side. At this point, Yanma has made-up
for all of its lost ground and rolls a three.
On its bug buzz. Excellent.
Yanma goes and makes a loud threatening buzz, and Quacko was
completely unfazed by it. So now.
Just 20 feet, right? Just 20 feet left, you could
easily just. Just one.
Just one.
Is there any extra flare you want to do with your extra 10
feet of movement? No, not not just one.
OK. Quacko, why do I keep like
repeating myself? Quacko flying back.
Into or just walking up or personality trait.
I don't know. I feel like that sound unusual
for you, Quacko. Returns to Schmidt, Ben turns
over and says that was so close, I really thought Yanma had it
this time. Yanma goes well man.
Ben says could just be one of the curses of listening to
yourself. Todd left.
I guess, yeah, this is the lock room.
Ali, I will wish you luck, Ben gestures.
I'm mad at Ben. You're mad at Ben.
All right, see how I'm not? Shaded Ben gestures to stairs.
Get over yourself. No, it's fine.
I think it's going to be AI. Think if I was actively going to
therapy it would be a piece of therapy for me to like.
Love this guy. That the.
Yeah, giant wind turbines that are stretching through the
ceiling. And if you look up, you can see
the sky outside on a platform elevated from the stairs.
You approach the platform and you see a young woman.
She has short brown hair. She's wearing big glasses.
And she says you made it. Welcome.
Welcome to are. You gonna cheat?
Do. You say damn, yeah, get fucked.
We cannot cheat. That's pretty hard, I'm not
gonna lie. I.
Like it? Yeah, we'll all.
Be up to fate, no cheating here. Time for you to choose how many
Pokémon you'd like to use in the Luck Challenge.
I'm just going to go both. Can't be, can't go wrong going
both. Actually, I'd take that.
Back. Take that.
Back just literally could not go wrong with both of them.
With confidence. And then wrong.
Yeah. That's fucking sick, Gabriel.
That's awesome. Yeah, a big fan of that.
Oh, excellent. That's very Schmidt coded.
The immediate thing that is so funny to win.
My challenge, you don't. Have.
I don't even think that was like me doing a bit.
That was just me genuinely being like weight.
Basically an egg. It worked that well.
I am 1000% all in on both of them.
Just kidding, actually 11's good you.
Don't have to defeat my toga tick, you just have to.
Let Tigers, Tigers your. Initiative.
Hopes and dreams starts flying in the background 6. 6 All Right
Tovington Gun 3. Why is some hopes and dreams
actually playing that? Yeah, true.
What the fuck was my problem? Oh my God, editor notes were
they were right there. Yeah, damn.
That's why we needed Kira. She can do whatever she wants.
Octo Yep. Be Kira.
Do whatever she. Wants again you.
Don't have to defeat it, but you could.
That is a. Win, Kira, save us from our past
selves. Also, I would like to sing.
OK. Charisma the re edit.
Oh my God. Don't you see?
Someone remastered. No, I mean, at that point we
just do like an animated series and we hire voice actors to play
the parts who aren't us. Yes, of course, voice actor.
All right, guys, see you in a decade.
Yeah, that's way funnier, guys. That's so funny.
Wait you guys need to fan cast your characters actually.
Now I'm thinking about it, I have to fan cast.
Yeah. Yeah, that.
Covers. Who?
Anne Hathaway I think it's hard to Trisha is now restrained.
All right, that's it. I was going to ask, but I think
it's just Anne Hathaway now. To become.
Unrestrained. How would you describe LED?
Well, I think LED has quite the resemblance to Anne Hathaway.
So breakthrough. It and then be able to still
make a movement or an attack. Probably play her in the movie
or something. It has to be Max Greenfield for
Schmidt or? It has to be.
It has to be it. Has to be.
Is just. Bogged down by.
Who plays Gimli? In Lord of the Rings, yeah,
Whoever that is, yeah. The yeah, the Gimli.
And they'll do the same perspective tricks and stuff to
make them small. Well, I would.
Argue yeah. Can I?
Argue Yeah. John Rice Davies, Dude Sing.
While you're restrained, I mean, Yeah, I'll.
Give it to who would be Cindy so we.
Could take rules out. Advantage, John.
The John Rice Davies is 81. That's fine.
No, he'll be fine. Let's.
Out. Yeah, if he can do it.
The singing. Song I could play a 41 year old
guy. I'm 81.
And Timothy Chalamet will play Quacko.
Yeah, yeah. Actually, Quacko's.
Little Timmy, Tim and listen down.
Wait, scratch that. Reverse it.
Wiggle. I love little Timmy Tim.
It puts its finger back down into its closed hand, crawls it
into a fist, and punches Patricia on the ground with
bolts of lightning coming out of Togatex fist.
What? Let's see if this.
Hits. I like the distant.
What? Like it sounded really far away.
What? OK, you like like you couldn't
hear. Like it was definitely, I had a
dual monitor situation and I had my microphone facing one of the
monitors and my sheets pulled up on the other monitor.
So I was definitely, there's a lot of times I'm just turning
away from my microphone to. Release herself from the webs.
Believe it or not, Togatek once again goes for the finger
wiggle. Upon wiggling her finger,
Togatek fills her brain with just awful, nasty thoughts, and
it seems like that if you attempted any sort of move that
implied Wisdom, intelligence, or charisma, that Togatec would
have an advantage from its nasty plot.
Got off easy on that one. Back to Patricia, you're halfway
there. Three more turns.
I'm going to use my mystery move.
Oh OK, roll your nature. Just a flat 12.
An arcane energy gently flows through Patricia, remembering
the powers of its ancestors, flaps its wings vigorously and
it seems like the next thing that it attempts will have
advantage, so we tick wiggle in its finger.
The. Funny enough for beat up we do
take into account how many Pokémon that the trainer has and
Gabriella currently only. Has one Pokémon OK.
So Togatec is going to just try to beat up Patricia a little bit
and it's first. What a descriptive name for an
attack. I love it.
I'm going to beat you up. Just what it is, yeah.
It's great. Patricia.
What? Are you going to do 2 terms?
2 terms. I have advantage on my next
thing, right? Yes.
Would that cancel out an advantage if I went for sing?
It would. OK, so just we're going to sing.
Charisma check. We're just stalling.
Oh my God you got a 2 and with with their charisma modifier
that goes to six so you barely barely put togatek to sleep.
Let's go, Patricia. Incredible.
Togatek's taking a snooze. It only has one more turn to to
to get a metronome off. What is Patricia going to do?
Patricia's going to do a safeguard.
Just note if any wake up will be yes no.
Just in case, Patricia sets up an area of protection around
herself and Togatek is going to try and wake up and go for one
more metronome. Let's see it, rolls the three
Togatek sleeping. You did it.
You put an incredibly charismatic fairy bird to sleep
on the last one of this Metrodome challenge, Patricia
Gabriella says well done. Incredibly well done.
No one's put my toga tick to sleep before.
And she just walks over toga tick and pets it on the head.
It lets out a satisfied snore. She recalls it into the four
tree ball. He says, all right, we've tested
your power, your speed and your luck.
Only one more challenge ahead of you.
It's everyone has four stats. Power, speed, luck and
leadership of the Fortree City Gym.
The The view is breathtaking so. Yeah, our new home brew system
goes crazy with that. Yeah, not only the northernmost
city in Hoenn, but it's also the highest altitude.
And beyond that, you're on top of the largest building in
Fortree City. There's a giant wind turbine
blowing behind you that's kind of cursed.
Thought that I have to share with you now some like in a
Zoomer or Gen. Alpha challenge where it's like
we've tested your yacht, your rizz and your aura.
Now it's time for, I don't know, something.
Else she made it. Very cursed she's.
Really pretty. So he gets really nervous.
Uh huh. Pretty fire.
Thank you. Thank you.
Great. So he's like, hey, how are you
today? Yeah.
She she takes off her her hat that has like goggles built into
it and she pushes her purple. Hair W Rizz.
I'm seriously, I'm doing great. Here, let me help you a little
bit. And she hands you a bunch of
potions. He's able to restore all of your
pokemons HP. He says.
I know Gabriella already asked you this, but my challenge won't
be as crazy as hers. I'm going to ask you, though,
how many Pokémon you'd like to use for this final battle.
I'm going to go both of this one.
Winona sends out three bird Pokémon 1 is a Raptor that is
made of metal. It is very.
Large, yeah. Yeah, so.
So I left Swallow at home for this one, but what was I
thinking? Guys, You guys need to get in my
head and figure it out. What the hell?
Tail on it, on the back of its body, and.
One, I said. Proud bird chest again.
Wait, Pelican. With the blue.
So we left Altaria at home, she says. 1 of you guys fought
Altaria right? Which one of my Pokémon you'll
be taking? Down.
I'm decently sure I did. I definitely fought Altaria.
What the fuck? All right, but notice says
excellent and she. Recalls who knows man who does?
He says. I hope these gym challenges
aren't as inconsistent. They're all picked one side of
the roof. OK, you're.
On the pitch of the four true city.
Gym, yeah, everyone picked. I picked Scar Marie because Scar
Marie is steel, right? And steel is.
In the Pokémon. Right is the right choice for
fire, right? Yes, over the stage.
But yeah. I'm so good at things.
Who knows? No nonsense.
No, no, no, none of this sing. Sing All right, Charisma.
Check. Pelipper isn't necessarily
charismatic. So Patricia sings a beautiful
song. It looks like Pelipper might
start to doze off and the Nope snaps out of it.
It's like. When you go through an album, it
like the hits aren't until like the third or fourth track.
Right, like the first. Two aren't like the bangers, you
know what I mean? Yeah.
It's going to take a while, huh? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Pelipper's turn.
Boy I keep. Doesn't say this, but the
Pelipper thinks, well, now it's my turn to make some.
Noise. Just repeating myself.
Fires Yeah Supersonic at Quacko. Quacko must make a Wisdom saving
throw. 15. You exactly met the DC and ties
favor the attacker. So that's not how it works.
Oh. That's scary.
OK. Quacko is now confused.
We fixed it. We fixed it.
Chad Quacko is confused. You you can't take reactions
that you weren't doing anyways. When you use an action, you have
to roll AD 20. On a result of the tenor or
lower you hurt yourself, and on a result of 10 or higher you
get. To it like if it's like what a
contested say like a contested like strength or whatever for
like a grapple would be Ty's favorite.
The attacker, perhaps? Correct.
Yeah. Or, you know, yeah.
But ADC is like meets it. Be or armor class yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. So.
Unfortunately, no. Quackos.
Except didn't Gimli have an armor class?
Means it doesn't beat it. Yes, yeah, which was effectively
a + 1 AC. It was just more fun to describe
it as the other way around. But Patricia's turn.
OK, you know what, we're going to go for the safeguard.
OK. I don't want Patricia to get
confused as well. There's no role for that or
anything, it just goes up, right?
Yep. All right, Patricia summons a
veil of safety around herself and Quacko.
Seen an opportunity to strike while one of the Pokémon is
disoriented? This Pelipper is going to go for
a wing attack into Patricia. Flies forward with wings
outstretched. Going to be a 20.
Two, you know, I don't think anyone had Tropius offered,
right? Do they?
Remember, no one fought it for sure.
But I, I think the rest of the known as Pokémon were options
right into Patricia's face. They're not that one.
It is Quacko's turn to try and act.
That could have been a cute fight for Cindy, potentially.
The the plant dinosaur, Yeah. The flying plant dinosaur, Yeah.
And you get to take. Your right 'cause it flies
right. Yeah, Skarmory feels more iconic
for Winona IMO, but maybe that's just me.
Hold that 10. Yeah, let's go.
Like I feel like Skarmory is the ace, right?
Yeah, I'll Terry is the ace, but I felt like Skarmory was like
the number two with his leak. Nicely done off of no real
science just me vibes. Felt like Skarmory.
I feel like Skarmory in the campaign was a good choice for
Cindy as well. Like 11.
It was foreshadowing for the deserts.
Yeah, we come across the later. Definitely didn't have that one
planned. I've seen this before.
Is. Going to I know what's happening
here that. Was a fun encounter.
Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, does a 14.
Hit Patricia. That is exactly the Armor class.
All. Right.
Like just punch it like. Punch a bird?
Yeah, Give me a punch. 1 Sam pepper sprayed one.
Yeah. That was really fun combat.
It was one of those that felt very wilderness Y, you know,
like, less controlled, like, oh, we're around this desert and
these Raptors are trying to eat us, you know?
And we were doing more things that were like not including.
The rain damage or not? Rain.
How to say it. It's like not in the box.
Totally, very off the wall. Like I just punched this guy.
Yeah, and shortly after, LD traps the ninja kids, which was
a delightful plot. Moment I'm.
Saying like that that whole like stretch of episodes from like I
hate the gas up Schmidt, but like in between the two gym
challenges. Yeah, what are your?
I think it's like peak tundra. Yeah, I that was a really good
season. I have to agree.
It was good stuff. Like lower stakes, but still
like fun. And we were like ourselves, like
getting in the swing of like our character.
And getting more powerful too. Yeah, yeah, just yeah.
Lots of good development happening.
You're totally right. Totally agree.
Falling for the the lulling. Melody I mean we do such cool
shit later that it like I feel like it's overlooked, but that
was like this time a good good stretch attack at.
Patricia. Tricia Price yourself.
For a 17 Elper's not messing around, it's.
Like plus they hit. Seven it's.
A nightmare. OK.
That's why it's a 2V1. Oh wow only only 5 damage?
That's crazy. That was a really.
Low Patricia's still in it. Patricia's hanging on.
What's quack, Tricia, that Tricia's still in it?
Quacko. That's.
Crazy. Yeah.
Quackid doesn't play. More games anymore?
It's Patricia's turn. It is Patricia's turn.
What's going on with Pelipper's eyes, Chad?
Beautiful. What's up with that?
Now's the time you've had it. You've had it, you've had the
period. It's an.
Eye shine. It's either an eye shine or hear
me out, it has four eyes in total stuff.
That's kind of yeah. Or like a split people
situation. Yeah, that's what it looks like
to me. Like there's flesh separating
it. Oh, if you cover up one of them
with your hand, they have like vastly different expressions.
It's. Pelipper, Cataracts.
Pelipper. Is.
Bad. It's actually a disease.
Yeah, yeah, this Pelipper is actually very sick because.
It's mouth is just. Full of brain, it needs help.
Pelipper only do this when they're incredibly stressed.
Yeah, I thought they said it was Keen eye.
Is that a sick joke you should have gotten?
That role for Sing Nudge. Out of the way another.
I can hear the stress in my voice.
Smack it, OK? Give Me the Smack 88.
What attack is the SPAC? Pretty good roles?
Do we know Patricia more? Songs.
What was it from Patricia? Yeah, he's from Quacko.
Probably a PEC. OK, Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that guy. Comes back up.
I don't want any of that confusion.
Shenadia. There was definitely like back
to his. Other primary attack.
Like you cut out a lot. Of me like asking questions and
damage formulas and that's. Going to be a 16 to hit and
bunk. You kept.
Me crying though, yeah, it was important you.
Kept me crying that's. Flavor Damaged.
Damaged formulas don't need them.
Tears. Absolutely.
Yeah, I agree. And a Pelican.
Pelican's not looking that great, but it's got some HP left
for sure. What's Quacko going to do?
Schmidt recalls Patricia to her Pokeball and then takes a big
somber look at the Pokeball. And then he begins to he begins
to giggle. You just hear like a What am I
doing? No, this is fire anime moment.
Shut the fuck up. No, it's good.
It's good would. Like to challenge this?
Fellow Duck finals. Oh.
That's bad. That's awesome.
Let's get it. Yeah, it's sick.
That's very good. Evil out of my lap is so funny.
Duck Finals. Goes you get to attack for free,
that always crits. What's it going to be?
I'm. Going to go for fury attack
crit. OK.
So is it like Gen. 1 rules? So it's like.
That just went through my mind. Fuck, we're so predictable.
My brain was just like, is it like Gen. one?
We're all of them crit you. Know what I'm going to say?
Yeah, because the damage is so low anyways.
Well, no. God, it's like you're the same
person. Yeah.
I was thinking. It'd be fair if like like we're
getting the Max rule damage but it's still just a 5050 whether
like it's the same role to hit. Multiple times.
It's just Max role each time. Yeah.
You know, I think that's more generous than what I was going
for, so sure, more generous for Paliper.
So that means your first hit is an automatic Max role, so now
you're just rolling D fours to see if you hit more.
So automatic 8. It's a 2 so I only get the one.
OK, 8 damage though, and a pretty epic way of making that
happen. Yeah, successful that.
We passed OK so I do get to hit him with my last aerial ice or 8
damage. 8 damage. This is looking pretty good all
right. Paliper's noticing this because
Paliper's not looking great. Paliper can go for that big old
wing attack. Help.
It's one of. The two.
Attacking moves that it has, so does a 19 hit.
Yeah. That's 11 points of flying type
damage to Quacko. Big old wing tech comes in,
smacks Quacko in the face. Quacko's going to hit him with a
Fury Attack +5. That's A7.
OK. That's something I'm assuming
that doesn't hit. So no boosted damage from this
incoming Brian. If it hits, that's a natural 19.
With the rain boost, that's going to be 13 points.
Is it raining? You can end it.
Spell it had drizzle. It did have drizzle.
OK, got it. Possible.
In more aerial laces left Quacko give him a big Fury attack.
De crit, de crit Look at. That let's see how much damage
is it is how many times, how many times does it hit?
It was a good read. It was great.
Yeah. OK. 2 and then a one so it all
hits twice. It hits twice.
Well, that's 16, right? That's 16 points a day.
I think we were doing a different mechanic for multi hit
moves. I like what we landed on more,
but I think we're like rolling until you got something samurai.
Esque as ever, pulls out a sword and then just keeps like beating
down this. Oh no, just repeatedly.
Oh my goodness. Nicely done.
We know it turns to you and says, wow, quite a show from a
far fetched. I don't think I've seen a far
fetched fight in that way ever before.
She says come here and join me for a second.
He ushers you overtime. Yeah, she's standing like at the
railing at the top of the gym. The sun rose just like two hours
ago, so it's not too hot yet, and the drizzle from Pelipper
has faded away and you see this marvelous, beautiful view.
And you got a pretty marvelous a beautiful gym leader next to
you. She says.
Nicely done, Schmidt. Let's fucking go, she.
Hands you $100 and she also hands you the feather badge.
Wasn't that I feel like there's a part of like the Giga leak or
something or like the only part of the Giga leak that I really
thought was great was like developing notes for Skyla and
fucking Junichi Masuda had like a note somewhere that was like
we wanted a sexy Latina trainer. And so they make that shit is so
funny to me. I love that if you.
Come back to. Ford tree any other day out of
the hedgehog ass? Hell yeah.
She gestures to an elevator on the side of the foreshadowing.
Schmidt coming back to visit Widona and you?
Decide that never happened. Technically kind of happened
you. It did well, I guess I'm the.
Allies. The Yeah Allies.
At the very end. It did happen, Cindy.
And Gimli, it looks like Cindy's kind of escorting Gimli over to
the gym. And Cindy looks very happy, very
excited. I'm not going to do any
role-playing for them necessarily, but if you had to
guess, we'd probably assume that her challenge went well.
All right, It looks like Gilly's on his way and he has Gilly.
Gilly, very curious. Is there any?
Sort of error. That you'd like to do.
What could it possibly be? Oh, I don't know.
Relax. While the rest of your party
takes their challenge. No Pokémon are hurt Pokémon.
Need to be healed. OK, no in.
That case, that's where we'll call it.
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Any outro bits? Looks like it caliper almost got
you. That's pretty close.
That was that was a neck and neck I couldn't have asked for
like an actual like more tense of a fight.
Nice. Yeah, very good.
Thanks for listening. Oh yeah.