1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,200 You ready? For what? 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,680 Nothing like this is not how we're starting. 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:06,600 It. Oh, yeah. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,080 I thought you had something like planned. 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,360 You were preparing me like, Are you ready for this 'cause I'm 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,160 about to do it like it's, I'm about to pull the trigger. 7 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,160 Here it comes. OK, Yeah, we can start. 8 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,200 Yeah. Yeah, I want you to know because 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,200 you've probably seen Out of the Past. 10 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:28,160 This would be episode 6 out of five of the six podcasts we 11 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:30,320 recorded. Not a podcast, by the way. 12 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,920 I have been wearing a black shirt and you might be thinking, 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 is that his only black shirt? No, I actually got a deal on 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,400 these black shirts. Yeah, I got eight. 15 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:46,320 OK, $30. And I'm starting to realize why 16 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,320 I'm running out of black shirts like a cartoon character cuz 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:56,120 they shrink so fast. If I were to stand up, dude, I I 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,440 would, I would look like a belly dancer and it wouldn't be good. 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,160 No, no. Do you have a problem with 20 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,560 shrinking things 'cause like I, all of my stuff shrinks forever. 21 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,960 Like it keeps shrinking no matter what I do to try and 22 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,880 prevent it, yeah. Yeah, I feel like it's trying to 23 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:14,480 make me feel worse about myself and it's succeeding. 24 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,360 All of the things it. Works every time. 25 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,400 I feel like a piece of shit every time I put clothes back on 26 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,240 after they come out of the the dryer. 27 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,000 Yeah, it makes me feel really bad. 28 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,600 Maybe it should make me feel bad. 29 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,120 Maybe this is motivation that I need, but I would prefer if my 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,920 clothes that I bought in certain sizes remained the same. 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,880 I agree, but that that's just not how it works. 32 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,920 You got to you got to hang dry it though. 33 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,440 If you you got to be that guy that hang dry your stuff. 34 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,560 I'm not ever going to be that person. 35 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:46,080 I'm just going to buy eight more shirts, just not at a discount. 36 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,720 Yeah, you do wear a lot of black shirts and it makes. 37 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,160 It's it's. Thumbnail work real tough for 38 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:53,560 me. You're. 39 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,080 Welcome. Look, I have other shirts and I 40 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:02,680 it's not even something I tried to do where like I always wear a 41 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,240 black shirt. It's just I get on my shirt for 42 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,560 the day. And statistically speaking, if I 43 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,560 have 15 shirts and over half of them are black shirts, that's 44 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,320 what I'm going to wear for that day. 45 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,120 No, I get that. Yeah, I I got to buy new ones. 46 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,760 Maybe I'll go with a different color. 47 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,840 I'm willing to take suggestions. How about a dark blue? 48 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,320 How about a Navy? A dark Navy. 49 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,720 Blue. Not from you, not from you. 50 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,160 I get that from other people. I get that. 51 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,840 No, I you shouldn't. You shouldn't take advice for me 52 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,480 or suggestions for me. I've only. 53 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,320 Known you for 14 years of my life, I'm the. 54 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,360 Last guy that should be giving you any advice or yeah you 55 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,560 shouldn't listen to me. Exactly, although I will ask 56 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,720 your advice on this. I was just talking to ASAP 57 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,120 before and when I were working on a little something. 58 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,120 Yeah, we we're working on a band name. 59 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,400 We have a few suggestions. What do you mean a band? 60 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,680 Name. Just, you know, band names in 61 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,200 general that like people might, you know, want to use maybe 62 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,800 they'll pay royalties for the name type of thing. 63 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,400 So I'm going to run a a a couple paths. 64 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,680 You I want to see what you think of these. 65 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,280 So first up we got truck stop orgasm. 66 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,720 OK, that's not going to. Work well. 67 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:10,800 Why is that not going to? Work. 68 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,640 It has orgasm in the name that's going to. 69 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,240 That's a lot of brand deals out the window immediately. 70 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,480 People aren't going to pay for that. 71 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,000 There's like, there's sex on fire, that's a band. 72 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,520 Right. Yeah, and and there's there's 73 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,680 bands like 5 Finger Death Punch that's not like brand friendly. 74 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,440 People want to work with them all the time. 75 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,440 That's so different, though. That's five finger death punch 76 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:35,800 is not a that's that's dude that yeah, yeah, sure you could you 77 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,840 could argue fist. Yeah, violence. 78 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,160 Dude, violence. OK, violence is whatever. 79 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,640 People pay for violence like they they don't care that 80 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,800 violence is there. There's Counter Strike 81 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,160 tournaments, there's Valor and Turners, there's death in those 82 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,760 games and stuff, you know, like that doesn't. 83 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,400 Yeah, but no. One No one believes them. 84 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,280 No one believes the the cartoon characters 'cause they spawn in 85 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,840 the next round. No one is sitting there worrying 86 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,720 about losing the. Plot here, Let's back up. 87 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,880 OK, you said orgasm in the name and. 88 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,560 That's like, that's more intimate orgasm, yeah. 89 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,160 That that's more intimate. Out of 10, if you had to write 90 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,440 the name, where would that land? OK, can can I ask this question? 91 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,280 What kind of band is this? Is it a rock band? 92 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,240 Metal like EDM? Like what are we? 93 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,079 Well. I I want you to take a shot in 94 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,399 the dark. What does it sound like? 95 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:23,480 I feel like you know it. It sounds like a it's like a 96 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,720 punk band. How do you truck stop orgasm? 97 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,840 OK, but punk band, I, I, I don't think of punk bands when I think 98 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,440 of truck stops. Is the problem there? 99 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,680 They they don't, they're looking mesh together. 100 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,600 They're looking, they're looking for like that grungy feeling, 101 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,280 you know what I mean? Truck stop org think about like 102 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,040 this truck stop orgasm. Like look at that. 103 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,440 There's like a little spice you put on the end of it, dude. 104 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,360 People would be like DSODSO. People are like like freaking 105 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,200 out dude. When you said that just now, it 106 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,640 sounded like when you get a kill streak on Halo and you just say 107 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,800 truck step orgasm. Yeah, dude, that was cool. 108 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,680 Yeah, dude, yeah. And then try it with the name. 109 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,640 Yeah, what Truck. Truck stop orgasm. 110 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,840 Dude, yes, it's exactly it's the same. 111 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,000 Thing, it's starting to come up in your mind, at least for some 112 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,040 reasons. Yeah, not for the band reason, 113 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,920 it completely defeats that that approach, but I like it for 114 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,040 that. I like it for Halo. 115 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,240 Look, that sounds nice. I'll. 116 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,840 Take it So Jake really wanted me to run this one by you, you 117 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,400 know, 8 set. He he said he's been saving this 118 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:32,040 one daylight boner. What do you think of that one? 119 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,440 Why are all of these sex related? 120 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:39,080 What what like. OK, that's not like it's not 121 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,400 strictly sex related. Daylight boner. 122 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,400 OK, he's been workshopping this one for a while. 123 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:48,040 He says he's been holding it, you know, for a rainy day. 124 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,720 It's a rainy day. So what do you think of Daylight 125 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,680 Boner? That that sounds like getting 126 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:56,640 what? What is it? 127 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,000 He's going to go to jail. You're going to go If you're 128 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,840 talking about a boner in broad daylight, OK, Because that's 129 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,480 what the band is implying there. Daylight boner Not good. 130 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,600 All right, so you're probably not going to like Unreasonably 131 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,960 Long Foot then, is the last band name. 132 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,120 I mean, at least it's not something to do with the orgasm 133 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,360 or boner. It's like, OK, yeah, people with 134 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:22,280 foot fetishes or whatever, but that's not, I mean, that's just 135 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:27,480 a goofy thing in general. I mean, I get that, but. 136 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,320 It's it doesn't roll off the tongue at all. 137 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,160 Also let me say that. Well, yeah. 138 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,760 So here's the thing. I I think you're looking at the 139 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,360 other two band names, you know, with with a little bit of like 140 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,400 you're looking at it through the the wrong lens. 141 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,640 Like it's you got to look at it like it's art. 142 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,800 You know what I mean? I am you, you, you. 143 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:52,160 So you, you hear truck stop orgasm and you're thinking, you 144 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,800 know, that's disgusting, that's sexual. 145 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,520 Cause to me, like I, I hear, I hear a classic coming out of the 146 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,680 woods. I, I hear something that is way 147 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:05,920 worse but sounds the same if you're listening to it on your 148 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:10,640 iPod, driving really quickly on the highway of like My Chemical 149 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,560 Romance, something like a like Welcome to the Black Parade, 150 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,960 Truck Stop orgasm. They're making something way 151 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,680 worse than that. But they're they're definitely 152 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,360 making three albums. People are buying them. 153 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,000 We don't know why no one admits that they're a fan. 154 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,720 The craziest part is like when you were describing that you 155 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,040 sent me back in time to like the early 2000s because you said 156 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:35,520 iPod, and then My Chemical Romance, which was like, whoa, 157 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,680 we're here now. We have just time travelled. 158 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,880 So is this supposed to have already happened? 159 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,960 Like this is this band should have already. 160 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,040 That's a problem. They are. 161 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,200 They only appeal to people that have iPods. 162 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,040 OK, that's AI, don't know how many many people that is, that's 163 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:52,800 not. Many these days. 164 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,960 Are relics those are relics nowadays I. 165 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,560 Think they're like, they're all like, you know, filling up a 166 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,480 landfill real nice right now. IPods. 167 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,200 Yeah, iPods. Yeah, landfills and drawers that 168 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:08,000 you haven't opened in 15. Years you're gonna find it. 169 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,040 It can be like, this is gonna be worth the money one day. 170 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,080 I'll come to find out it's not going to be worth money one day. 171 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:17,680 You know, like a Pokémon card. I had iPod like I had an iPod at 172 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,680 one point. I know for a fact I would not 173 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,560 have ever tossed it in the trash can. 174 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,560 It's somewhere. It has to be somewhere. 175 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,800 Like there's no way I wouldn't have thrown it away. 176 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:32,080 I I have like 2 iPods and I if you put a gun to my head and 177 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,919 said find it within the next 30 minutes I would tell you to pull 178 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:36,039 the trigger right then and there. 179 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,360 It's never being found. Damn. 180 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:43,280 Yeah, I know I have too, though from different points in my 181 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,440 childhood. Jeez, dude. 182 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,840 OK, all right. Do you need? 183 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,240 Do you have more band names or or can I get onto this next 184 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,920 thing? From the Wall friends, no, if 185 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,080 you don't like any of the band names, that's fine. 186 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,720 Maybe people in the comments section will like comment and 187 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:03,360 subscribe and say that they love Truck Stop Orgasm and they get 188 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,640 what I'm going for with that or Jake's name. 189 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:10,320 Daylight boner, you know, and. I'm a big TSO fan, man. 190 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,920 The TSO TSO. Oh God. 191 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,760 Can't get enough of TSO. Yeah, yeah. 192 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,480 That's the branding. Sucks but I'm into. 193 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,880 It love their posters though. Good God they really nailed the 194 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,880 designs. Yeah, now you know exactly 195 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,120 what's going to be on that poster. 196 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,120 Yeah. Dude, Speaking of which, we are 197 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,360 designed for this. It was created like after we had 198 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,960 recorded the last episode. So we, because in that last 199 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,760 episode we were like, OK, yeah, we'll probably have something by 200 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,600 the time this is up. And we didn't, we did. 201 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,560 And we did. We did. 202 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,400 My friend Laser Laser Lord, he is he he's going to, he just 203 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,760 graduated school for graphic design. 204 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,280 You can tell. You can tell because it looks 205 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,440 good. It looks really good, you have. 206 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:57,520 Like a lot of nice ones too. Like a lot of surprisingly nice 207 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,280 ones. Actually, not even it's only 208 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,560 surprising to me because I was like, wait, you already got this 209 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,200 done with someone and like it looks really good. 210 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,200 Like I I didn't expect that many high quality designs that quick. 211 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,480 I'm not going to sit here and glaze him. 212 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,400 I don't know this guy. You you might know him for for a 213 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,880 long time. I'm not going to glaze him like 214 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,640 that, but he did do a good job. He did do a good job. 215 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,880 Yeah, he's really good at bricks. 216 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,960 It was very apparent that he knew the layout of bricks, the 217 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,720 way that they're supposed to be spaced and stacked on top of 218 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,280 each other. I did have to call him out for 219 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,680 one. There was a version of the 220 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:34,080 bricks that definitely looked like there was a Dick going 221 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:38,240 inside of the bricks based on the shape he used. 222 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,960 And I said, look, if you send that to me, people are never 223 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,560 going to let that down. It's going to be like how Star 224 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:48,520 Forge and people say like, Oh yeah, that's that's a Dick for 225 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,720 the logo. We would forever have a Dick in 226 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,720 our logo if I had like said, yeah, that's a great thing that 227 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,000 you just sent me so. I guess that's not a bad thing 228 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,640 though. Oh wait, I think I know what 229 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,360 you're talking about. It's like like the with the 230 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,200 balls. With balls, right, It's, yeah. 231 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,680 It's on the side going in, yeah. Yeah, there it is. 232 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,880 Yeah, it's pretty apparent. Once you see it, you can't, you 233 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,480 can't Unsee it anymore. So I'm glad we don't have that 234 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,680 going for us because. Or we could look there's always 235 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,800 time to change our logo. We could change it back. 236 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,640 We could make an alternate logo for the sake of like merchant 237 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,560 stuff. Like the Dick, the Dick Brick, 238 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,920 we could call it. Oh, oh, it's kind of nice, 239 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,040 right? Yeah, yeah, the Dick Brick line. 240 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,200 Yeah. Yeah, dude. 241 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,280 Dude are we going to do merch or should we just do merch for us 242 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,120 like you and me only? You know what? 243 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,320 I. Think we'll care about merch? 244 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,080 I'll I'm going to wear the shirts. 245 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,520 I'm going to buy 100 of them. Yeah, I think me and you will 246 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:43,080 get the shirts, We'll wear them and then we'll see if anyone 247 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,480 else is like, yeah, I see myself wearing that. 248 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,880 Yeah. And then I don't think anyone 249 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,920 will I don't I. Don't know, man. 250 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:50,800 I don't know. I don't. 251 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,480 I don't get people anymore. I don't get them. 252 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,520 We're Speaking of not getting these guys. 253 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,800 OK, This was a thought that I had that really needs to be 254 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,520 addressed because this is, you know, this is a new audience 255 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,920 here. You know, we got them. 256 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,960 And so we created this channel and we, we started sending 257 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,840 people here, right? And I, I started thinking to 258 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,960 myself, you know, these guys are kind of slutty. 259 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,840 These guys, they were so fucking easy, dude. 260 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,760 They did not make us work for this at all. 261 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,640 You know, normally we have to beg. 262 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,360 We gotta, we, we gotta beg them. We gotta put out consistent 263 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,240 content for months to get their subscription. 264 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,960 These guys, they saw a new channel made, right? 265 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,320 Yeah. They subscribed instantly, they 266 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:32,240 didn't even care, but they just gave themselves to us. 267 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:36,160 I will. Say very cool of you guys, but 268 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:40,480 there's only as of right now a little bit less than 4.6 K. 269 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:44,040 That's not something I would say people are being that slutty 270 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,600 for. I would say, yeah, that's true. 271 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,160 I would say that they are being a little bit of a tease though. 272 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:50,960 Like that. Really. 273 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,920 Like a little bit of a flirt, yeah. 274 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,800 Like they were flirting with the idea of this channel. 275 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,600 But we can agree that like all those guys coming in saying like 276 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,800 sub 100 club, sub one, I got here at six, I was a 62nd 277 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,800 subscriber. Like those guys are whores, 278 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,800 right? Like those guys we can, yeah. 279 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,120 But. You know, kind of like, like 280 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:14,760 whores that you like you like that you, you, you visit them 281 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,920 often. If this if they were in a 282 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,440 brothel in the 1800s, dude, you're going them, you know them 283 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,640 by name. You're like, you're like, how 284 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,120 are the kids? Yeah, we need them. 285 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,840 We need them. I'm just pointing out the 286 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,440 obvious, making sure that they understand that they know what 287 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,280 they're signing up themselves for. 288 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,760 You know, I like them. I like them. 289 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,920 Yeah, I do too, every time. Someone subscribes, I go thanks, 290 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,800 I say thank you. Out loud, right? 291 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:44,760 I say thank you out loud, but you know, it's just people don't 292 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,560 subscribe. I don't look at it. 293 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,240 So because like I know if I look at it and like 300 people 294 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:54,360 subscribe, I'm stuck there for like the next probably like 5 295 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,400 minutes or so. Yeah, everything in your life 296 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,080 gets delayed, like your baby doesn't get to eat on time, does 297 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,120 not get. To eat on time. 298 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,360 Wife doesn't seem to understand it yet. 299 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,960 I'm going to stay firm on this. She's going to have to 300 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,200 understand that. Yeah, I mean, she needs to, you 301 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:13,160 know, this, this is, it's not paying the bills yet. 302 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,920 It's actually making us $0.00 as of right now, but it will cost, 303 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,040 it's actually costing us quite a bit of money to do this. 304 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,880 But you know what? We're in it for the love of the 305 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,120 game for now, not forever. We will not be in this for the 306 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,240 love of the game forever, but this will be weekly. 307 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,320 By the way, we haven't said that this is. 308 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,080 Are we not? We have not said that yet, no. 309 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,160 This is weekly. This is weekly. 310 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,960 It is actually penciled in. We've got our editor, Ginge, 311 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,560 We've got us. We've got the set up perfect. 312 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,240 It's going to be weekly, every, every Friday. 313 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,680 I I'm thinking every Friday, every. 314 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,720 Friday, I like that every Friday, are we going to have 315 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,760 like a a set time like a a Friday, a Friday at like 3:00 PM 316 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,800 or something? Maybe, yeah, maybe. 317 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,360 Maybe like a? We should have a very set 318 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,880 schedule with this. Yeah, maybe 12:00 PM Pacific, 319 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,640 3:00 PM Eastern. Maybe I like that. 320 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,600 Yeah, Yeah, that's real nice. I know. 321 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,720 Some people aren't going to be too happy because people want to 322 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,880 listen to it in the morning when they're, you know, because we 323 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,440 have a lot of truckers here already. 324 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,480 I can feel it. That's why you might have a 325 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,040 little bit of offended audience at that name that you were 326 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,920 throwing around earlier. No dude, if anything they would 327 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,840 they would know exactly what I'm talking about with truck stop 328 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,880 orgasm and. Why don't you call it the the 329 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,800 Glory Hold Truckers or something? 330 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,360 The Glory Hold truckers. Yeah, if you're going to get 331 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,440 crazy. Take that's taking them down. 332 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,720 All right. You think so that how is that? 333 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,240 That's not we're not going back to this. 334 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,320 There's no way we're going back to this. 335 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,440 You brought it up. I'm just saying I'm going to 336 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,360 stick up for them. They they love truck stop 337 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,280 orgasm. I think that's like the main 338 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,920 point, like audience of that band. 339 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,800 But we don't got to get bogged down by the details. 340 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,720 No, we don't. We shouldn't I, I think first 341 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:57,600 time we used that first time I used that collaborators thing 342 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,360 where it's like the someone uploads and then, you know, it's 343 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,520 like you're, I did it with my second channel. 344 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,400 So that like you did with yours, the people got to see in their 345 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,640 sub box. I'm thinking we do that a couple 346 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,360 more times and then and then we just fuck off with that. 347 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,400 Like we don't. Yeah, I think so too. 348 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,360 Yeah. Just a couple more times to 349 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,840 really let them know that we are talking to each other and you 350 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,640 can listen through your wall right now for the next hour and 351 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,040 change. Yeah, definitely. 352 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,240 You can do that. It's not even a question. 353 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,480 Oh, Speaking of of listening and the ways you can listen, dude, 354 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,280 Apple, what is with what is wrong with them? 355 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,920 The Apple podcast, dude. Didn't work. 356 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,360 Did not work. OK, look, there's some people 357 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,120 here who have, look, I, I mean, they're probably not even 358 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,320 listening anymore because it's not an Apple podcast. 359 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:52,680 So sorry, but it's impossible for anybody to post their 360 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,280 podcast to Apple right now. They have made it actually 361 00:16:55,280 --> 00:17:00,360 impossible to log on with an existing Apple account or a new 362 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,440 one entirely. We both tried with two different 363 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,880 accounts, did we not? Like we both. 364 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,760 Yeah. And we could both not get into 365 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,800 the Apple Podcast connect thing. It just gives you an error or 366 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,400 like a login loop, it doesn't let you do shit. 367 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:18,680 So I have no way of of posting it up because they've made it 368 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,839 impossible. Unless someone in this audience, 369 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:26,359 they're like, I only listened to an Apple podcast because I work 370 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,000 at Apple. If you work at Apple and you're 371 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,520 able to make this work, Yeah, you. 372 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,120 You let us know. You let us know we're going to 373 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,000 make something happen, yeah. And we, because as of right now, 374 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,440 I mean, my hands are tied and I, I've tried to press the contact 375 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,440 page and, you know, they do the greatest thing ever is when you 376 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:48,200 press contact, it just brings you to a, a, a frequently asked 377 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,840 questions thing, which I get, you know, they probably have a 378 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,520 lot of stupid questions coming in. 379 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,600 This one's not stupid, though. It's a very real. 380 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,040 Yeah. Why are you not letting me post 381 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,000 a podcast making everybody money? 382 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,680 Like what? What is going on there? 383 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,800 You get literally advertisers, you know, that's they're losing 384 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,920 money by not letting us do it. That's true, which sucks for 385 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,840 them, but you know, what are you going to do? 386 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,640 Nothing. As of right now you can listen 387 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,200 to it on Spotify though. Yeah, Spotify, and there's a few 388 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,280 other ones that I posted it to that I don't even remember the 389 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:24,320 name of, but there's like some people like their little niche 390 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,280 podcast. Yeah, like they use Michael, 391 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,840 Michael Phi and and stuff like that. 392 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,200 Yeah. Yeah, exactly, dude. 393 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,800 Yeah, whatever that one is. It's very real, yeah. 394 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,720 So it's not on us on someone else this time. 395 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,400 This is not on us. I've tried being incredibly 396 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,160 responsible about this. This is the most organized I've 397 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,560 ever been with anything in a long time. 398 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,920 I think. Yeah, Like it's it's been nice 399 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,360 for me to practice this. I miss this makes it gives me 400 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:53,240 nostalgia, being disorganized. I've not organized like this in 401 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,080 forever. Just having your shit together 402 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,120 makes you nostalgic. Yeah, 'cause it's been so long. 403 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,520 It reminds me of the old me. I haven't seen him in a while. 404 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,680 Here's a secret. My wife is organized enough for 405 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,720 both of us so I don't got to worry about anything. 406 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,120 Yeah, see, it's me that has to be organized for the both of. 407 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,000 Us, the two of you. Oh yeah, Button's really kind of 408 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,840 a piece of crap when it comes to the organization. 409 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,520 Yeah, she's getting a lot better. 410 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,360 Yeah, but both of us were pretty helpless for a while. 411 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,760 Yeah, I mean. I think, I think you just need 412 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,520 to start with some sort of like a three strike rule with her, 413 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,080 you think and you can participate too. 414 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,000 No, yeah. No, I know because. 415 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,840 Are we talking like hitting or what's going on? 416 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,040 No. No, definitely not. 417 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,640 That's that's terrible. All right, I'm talking. 418 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,800 I'm talking like something that's like a punishment. 419 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,480 She knows she's being punished, but it's not too cruel anything, 420 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,000 you know what I mean? So I I think like, you know, 421 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,800 nothing happens for strike one or two, right? 422 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,200 But it's it's like a warning. It's like like you do not want 423 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:58,720 strike. Great. 424 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,360 Like a little like that Like. No, no, no, not. 425 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,680 Nothing like that. We're not. 426 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,680 We're not. About that, we're not about 427 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,560 that. Trying to trying to understand. 428 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,520 Yeah, so like, like, let's say you go downstairs. 429 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:13,120 Strike one now. Oh, guess who didn't clean up 430 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,560 after dinner? You know, that's strike one. 431 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,280 Strike two, guess who? You know, I I did the laundry. 432 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,640 Guess who didn't fold it? That's straight, too. 433 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,400 Yeah. She does something like, you 434 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,040 know, guess who didn't get the mail and, you know, left their 435 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,560 mailbox all dirty. Strike three. 436 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,320 You make her sleep outside for a month. 437 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,920 You and you, you do it in the nicest way possible. 438 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,960 You set up a bed. You give her extra blankets. 439 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,520 It gets cold at night sometimes. And. 440 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,040 You get, you give her a fan, you can automatic timer. 441 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,160 It goes on at like, you know, 6:00 or 7:00 AM that it just 442 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,480 wakes her up, you know, beautiful rest. 443 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,680 And you know, it's like, look, she learned a lesson, but you 444 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,520 didn't treat her poorly in the process. 445 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,840 You know what I mean? No, you're very gentle about it. 446 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,320 Yeah, you were gentle about it. You were giving her a nice kick 447 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,080 in the pants of like, look, sweetheart, this is because I 448 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,400 love you. Yeah. 449 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,360 You got to sleep outside for a month and a half. 450 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,240 You had three strikes. That's the rule. 451 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,040 Dude, that could work. That could work big time it. 452 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:14,480 Could work and it would work, and I feel as though if she 453 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:18,640 understood the consequences beforehand, she would maybe get 454 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,120 one strike before she realizes that you're there to play ball. 455 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,120 No. You you can make it. 456 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,480 You can make it so even too, like, you can be like, look, 457 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,360 sweetheart, I'm a part of this, all right? 458 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,880 Yeah, Three strikes and then I have to make dinner for the day. 459 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,640 Like I, I don't want to do that, but I will, you know, something 460 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,480 like that. It's important to participate in 461 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,400 that so you're not a hypocrite. Otherwise, yeah, Otherwise she's 462 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,600 not going to think it's fair, you know? 463 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,440 But like 03 strikes, I'm out. You got to fold my laundry. 464 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,400 That sucks for me. I don't like the way you fold my 465 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,320 laundry. Something like that, something 466 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:58,160 like you know even both, both of you are evenly. 467 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,840 Punished I I like that. That's a good system. 468 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,440 I think it could work. I'm going to try it. 469 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,600 I might start her out on strike two though. 470 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:10,240 Well, you, you, you got to do what you got to do, you know? 471 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,640 It's fine dude. And and you, you can be fun 472 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:13,640 about it. You can be like, we're going to 473 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,920 explain the rules as we go. She doesn't know. 474 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,000 She doesn't know against her strikes. 475 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,320 That could work out really well for all of us. 476 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,040 That might be nice. That might be sweet. 477 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,200 She would appreciate it. It's fun, quirky activity. 478 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,160 You know when you look up, you ever look up on Google like fun 479 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:33,520 date ideas for couples? This could be like a a fun 480 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,440 system for couples. Yeah. 481 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,480 With 100%. Effectively like a a reliability 482 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,440 system. Yes, yes, reliability. 483 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,680 It's not the that's not the word. 484 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:50,640 I'm you're taking. Is it reliability? 485 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,760 No taking. She, she will be. 486 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,720 Responsibility Account. Holding yourself accountable. 487 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,960 Accountability. Accountability system. 488 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:03,040 Yeah, yeah, hold yourself accountable by sleeping on the 489 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,360 rocks, outside, on a bed, on a bed. 490 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,400 On a bed. A bed on top of the rocks. 491 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,000 There's a lot of layers in between. 492 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,480 It's basically comfortable. It is absolutely. 493 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,600 Comfortable. Well, I know it's crazy, dude. 494 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,600 What? You know there's people that 495 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,840 just do that for fun. It's called camping. 496 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,680 That's so stupid, by the way. Let me just say that. 497 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,480 Do you like camping? Have you ever enjoyed camping 498 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:30,720 before? I was a Boy Scout and yeah, and 499 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,880 I hated it and I hated it. I, I, I slept in a 10/1 time in 500 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,520 the woods and I don't even fully remember it, by the way, I don't 501 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,560 even fully remember it. I just remember being really 502 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:48,480 upset about having to sleep in the woods. 503 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,840 Wait, so Boy Scouts, you slept once in the woods? 504 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,680 Yeah, it it might it it might not have even been for Boy 505 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,760 Scouts. It's not like my family likes 506 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,320 camping, so I don't know. I remember, I, I remember 507 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,120 sleeping in a tent approximately once in my life and I don't even 508 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,040 remember when. I just like when I think back, I 509 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,800 just have, there's a tent and I'm in it and I'm sleeping. 510 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,080 That's all I remember. No, I get that. 511 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,920 I just, I, I figured that like Boy Scouts, you had to camp all 512 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,840 the time. Like it was like a a monthly 513 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,800 mission that you had to go be with nature or something. 514 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,120 What is that? I thought Boy Scouts were like, 515 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,280 like the Bear Grylls guy, Like they're surviving from nothing. 516 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,600 Like you can do anything that you want to do because you're so 517 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,480 familiar with the way that the forest works. 518 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,880 Oh dude, the Boy Scouts exist so they can sell some fucking 519 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,080 garbage chocolate. The parents that are going to 520 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,240 feel guilted into buying it because they want their son to 521 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,120 go on the Boy Scouts trip to Hershey Park or something. 522 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,080 Yeah, did you ever sell those chocolates in school, by the 523 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,120 way? Yes, and it didn't work. 524 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,160 And then I found out that my dad's like, I'm going to take it 525 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,520 to work and I'm. I'll sell it for you, don't 526 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,000 worry. And he gets home. 527 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,160 He's like, you know, good news. I sold all of it. 528 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,880 I'm so, you know, I was so happy about it. 529 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,440 I like randomly remembered that, like, you know, when I was like 530 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,360 27 or something and I was like, Oh yeah, like that's crazy. 531 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,800 By the way, that bunch of people like bought the chocolate for 532 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,440 you. He's like, no, no one wanted to 533 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,480 buy it. It was crap. 534 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,960 So I just bought all of it for. You. 535 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,600 Oh my God, That's pretty nice of him though, yeah. 536 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,880 That was pretty cool of him. That's a pretty cool dad move. 537 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,760 Yeah, Yeah, it. Was like $200 worth of chocolate 538 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,280 too. It was nice. 539 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,920 It was not cheap dude. Man, they, they would like, I 540 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,600 remember they would hold some pretty intense competitions 541 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,800 because it was in elementary school. 542 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,200 That was the last time they were doing that. 543 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,680 And they would hold like, like the incentives to sell those 544 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,360 things was crazy. Like they would give you some 545 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,640 crazy prizes like iPods and shit. 546 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,200 Like they were, they would go nuts. 547 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,240 And I don't even know why we sold them. 548 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,080 I don't know. I don't know why we were selling 549 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,960 them. The Girl Scouts got cookies. 550 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,640 People actually like the Girl Scout cookies. 551 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,880 They're good. If if you go for this chocolate, 552 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,200 it's like, I don't. It just wasn't good. 553 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,240 No, it's like it was like like this thick and it was like not 554 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,080 like not in a good way. And it wasn't like creamy and it 555 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,880 was like, there's like different flavors, you know, like I kind 556 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,920 of just have a lot of sugar in my mouth right now and I don't 557 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,080 like it. Yeah, and it it was like you 558 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,480 could see the dread in parents eyes when they saw that box 559 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,880 being pulled out like. Because because you're the 560 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,960 asshole if you say no. Yeah. 561 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,800 And for the. Record. 562 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,840 I will. I have no problem saying no to a 563 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,360 very upset young, young child who was trying to sell me on 564 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,440 anything that isn't Girl Scout cookies. 565 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,160 I will buy Girl Scout cookies because I will eat those. 566 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,320 You're not ripping me off with some chocolate. 567 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,520 It's probably like $8 a bar these days. 568 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,160 Dude. It was like 2 or whatever, Like 569 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,880 maybe 3 back then. Really. 570 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,160 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 571 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,680 It, it wasn't that expensive. But like, dude, Girl Scout 572 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,720 cookies now, I think they're like like 6 bucks at least a 573 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,520 box. And I think it's even more than 574 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,080 that. I do think it's more than that. 575 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,800 Yeah, yeah, those, those, those weren't good. 576 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,000 I I don't even remember their taste, which says a lot. 577 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I feel like you'd remember them if they were even remotely OK, 578 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:15,320 but yeah, I don't remember them. That's they're not even worth 579 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,760 talking about anymore. Yeah, they're coming off. 580 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,560 There's there's two things, though. 581 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,640 I I remember about being the Boy Scouts. 582 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:26,960 I remember the race car Derby and I did so horribly with it. 583 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:31,320 What is the race car Derby? So it was like they, they gave 584 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,760 you like these little like wooden cars or whatever and you 585 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,480 had to like carve it out and like, like make it like as 586 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,960 aerodynamic as possible. I think they like put like a 587 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,800 little engine in it too. And it's like we went from like 588 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,480 one side to the other. I was in like fucking 4th grade. 589 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,880 There's no way in hell I was figuring that shit out. 590 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,040 You have no idea how that works. I don't even know. 591 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,560 I don't think I got last 'cause I didn't wasn't traumatized by 592 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,520 it, but I didn't, I remember to think it like being really in 593 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,080 the middle of the pack and being like, I'm OK with this. 594 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,200 And then like look, looking back and being like, what were you 595 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,720 expecting me to do? When you expect is this like 596 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,160 some sort of like like government trick to like see who 597 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,040 has like an engineering mind at a. 598 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,760 Young age that might have been. It's not me. 599 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,360 It's not me. I was not that. 600 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,440 And then I remember a trip to Washington, DC, and we were in 601 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,600 the Mall at, like, I don't know, it was like 8:00 at night or 602 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,280 something. And this one guy in, like, my 603 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,920 dad, like, went with me to this field trip. 604 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,640 It was like, like, you know, parent and son type of thing. 605 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,880 And some guy pulled me into his store. 606 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,320 And it was like, you want to take a picture with the 607 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,440 president, don't you? And I was like, yeah. 608 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,880 And he took me in and come to think of it, like, it's just my 609 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,240 memory. My dad was probably like right 610 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,920 behind. Realistically, he's like, you 611 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,280 want to take a picture with the president? 612 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,480 And then he does the worst. He takes a picture, does the 613 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,760 worst Photoshop job of all time and charges my dad 35 bucks for 614 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:56,840 it. What? 615 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,000 And and this was back in like, what? 616 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,600 Like I don't even know like 2004 or something. 617 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,760 This was in a shop in a mall. Yeah, and it, it was me shaking 618 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:12,000 hands with, with George Bush. And it's like, and I'm at his 619 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,720 level. It it's like I at this point, 620 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,640 I'm in 4th grade. I'm probably like 3 feet tall. 621 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,800 There's no way I'm eye level with George Bush shaking his 622 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,120 hand. There's no way George Bush is 623 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:27,440 meeting a a 1/4 grader and shaking his hand for any reason. 624 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,080 And he doesn't want to either. Let's make that. 625 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,760 No, he doesn't want to. You've ripped my dad off good 626 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,720 dude. The Boy Scouts ripped my dad off 627 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,120 like crazy. Wait, that was the Boy Scout guy 628 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,960 that. Was the Boy Scout No, no, no. 629 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:43,960 So I'm saying because the the garbage ass chocolate that was 630 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,640 the Boy Scouts and then that happened on the Boy Scouts trip. 631 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:50,840 OK, So it was unrelated to the the unrelated jobs of the Boy 632 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,960 Scouts, that was just. Yeah, imagine that. 633 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,600 The Boy Scout guys ripping you off. 634 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,880 I mean, they're they're they're ripping you off for other 635 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,800 things, though. You have to pay to get badges, 636 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,000 I'm pretty sure. Like go light a fire in the 637 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,080 woods and pay me 100 bucks and I'll give you a patch. 638 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,080 Yeah. And it works. 639 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,920 Dude did. You ever go to like a summer 640 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,920 camp? All the time. 641 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,720 Really. All the time. 642 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,760 Damn dude, I was sometimes I. Was just talking about this the 643 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,120 other day. I, I don't remember who with, 644 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,120 but like the, the vivid thing I remember it'd be like you play 645 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,840 outside, it's like baseball or whatever and then you go and 646 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,000 you, you have like your little $2.00 and you decide which two 647 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,760 snacks to buy. I always bought Swedish Fish. 648 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,200 Shit fucking ruled. But I I visited again after 649 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,040 Swedish Fish. Dude gets caught in your teeth 650 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,760 and everything growing up. Kind of like you don't care 651 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,800 about that shit when you're a kid, but like growing up that's 652 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,960 just sucks getting stuck in your teeth. 653 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,360 Like like, you know that like that feeling. 654 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:47,000 It's like there's like a lot of different candy I just can't 655 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,280 enjoy anymore as an. Adult I I never liked Swedish 656 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:54,360 Fish, like not even once. It's never happened that, but 657 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,000 that that's what you think of when you think of summer camp. 658 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,960 That was like the the thing that stayed with you. 659 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,400 I guess, yeah. That's crazy interesting. 660 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,280 I never went to like a summer camp. 661 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,280 It's like I I never went to a summer camp anywhere that you 662 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,560 like, stayed the night or anything. 663 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,680 Oh, no, I didn't stay the night. It was like a day. 664 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,560 It was like a day. Like I went every day to it. 665 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,320 OK, yeah, I never had that, dude. 666 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,720 Like every time I hear it's hot in my room, every time. 667 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,840 I don't edit that out. Leave it in. 668 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,880 Dude, every time I would go to wait. 669 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,960 What am I saying? Every time I hear people talking 670 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,240 about summer camp, they're always like, oh, I went away to 671 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,360 summer camp in middle school or high school or whatever, and 672 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,480 like, that was the first time. Like I got kissed. 673 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,600 That was like my first. Everyone says. 674 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,920 That everyone says that all the time. 675 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,640 And then like, here I am. Like my parents never sent me. 676 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,480 I was like, I didn't get kissed until I was like 19 or 677 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,080 something. Dude, damn. 678 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,920 Maybe 18, maybe it might have been 18 or 19, but it, it was a 679 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,440 while, it took a long time. I had to be a legal adult. 680 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,760 I had to be able to be enlisted and and and drafted and and go, 681 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,360 you know, fight in in the war somewhere anymore back. 682 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,520 Then I don't. Know what? 683 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,720 I don't know what would have been going on back then. 684 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,880 Maybe Iraq or whatever. There was something going on for 685 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,680 sure. I could I could have done that 686 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,680 without having kissed anyone first. 687 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,520 That's fucking cool of you honestly. 688 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,440 Like no. It's not cool. 689 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,560 That's very lame. That's very lame. 690 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:31,760 And I, I, I feel as though I would have any, any woman that 691 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,600 that showed me like looked my way. 692 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,720 I would have been like, you know, down bad or back then. 693 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,040 Damn. Yeah, but thankfully I didn't go 694 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,960 to the Army too much of a little baby. 695 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:49,680 And then like basically around like like right before going 696 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,640 away to college, that's when like I got my first girlfriend, 697 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:58,760 you know, and it was like bad. Not, I'm not saying the 698 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,080 relationship, I'm not, I'm not gonna, I won't talk about it 699 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,120 either way. I'm just saying I did not know 700 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,280 what I was doing, dude. Well. 701 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,680 No one knows what they're doing, I. 702 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,440 Know, but like I look bad like oh dude there, there's some real 703 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,680 cringe shit. Oh yeah, everyone, everyone's 704 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,400 got some real cringe shit in their like first relationships 705 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,120 too. They're all, we're all dip 706 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,040 shits, dude. We're we're. 707 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,160 It's so embarrassing thinking back to it. 708 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,000 Look, Long story short, she basically likes this type of 709 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,480 candy and she's like, I really like eating this type of candy. 710 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,320 It was, it was a garbage candy, by the way. 711 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,160 I won't go into it, but I was like, I really like eating this 712 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:40,240 type of candy after, you know, doing it basically. 713 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:45,800 And I was like, OK, so then gave her the worst time of her life. 714 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,680 Was very disappointed with me. And then I look at her and was 715 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,480 like, do you want to go get that candy? 716 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,920 Because that was my way of asking. 717 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,480 Was it good? After she had like she had 718 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,840 visible disappointment on her face and I was like, do you want 719 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,160 to get it? Did I do good? 720 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,960 I did not do good. I was. 721 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,200 I was. So she said no. 722 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,160 She said no, she does not want to go get it. 723 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,239 Yeah, she made me feel very bad about it. 724 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,639 Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. 725 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,480 Yeah, that was very. First girlfriend vibes, yeah. 726 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,760 Yeah. No, I, I, I was, I was 727 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,000 basically, I had no idea what I was doing for like my first 728 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,639 girlfriend was like a a whole year. 729 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:26,159 And then after that my, my mom for like the longest time, dude 730 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,920 kept telling me like, look, all you have to do if you want was 731 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,440 women's attention. You got to just put your hair up 732 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,600 like this. Yeah. 733 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,199 And I was like, Mom, I don't want to look like Guy Fieri 734 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:39,960 because I thought she was talking about like, like. 735 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,840 Spiking. Yeah, like doing everything. 736 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,040 I thought that's what she was talking about. 737 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,880 Like there's no way in hell that's what I'm doing, mom. 738 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:48,520 Like. That's going to look like all of 739 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,400 it. Yeah, so stupid people are going 740 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,960 to hate me. And she was telling me for 741 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,960 years, for years, dude. And like at this point in time, 742 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,080 like, you know, my girlfriend at the time and I already broke up. 743 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,240 I I was going to the gym for like a long time. 744 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,320 I was on a bulk. And then I was like, you know 745 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,640 what, mom? Like I'm going off to college. 746 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,960 Screw it, I, I will, I will try out this hairstyle and I'm also 747 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,680 going to like go on a cut too. Like I'm going to slim down all 748 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,440 the weight, whatever. And then I, I did it. 749 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,840 I finally like put my hair up and then like girls like started 750 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,000 to like look at me and I was like, what's wrong with me? 751 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,040 Like do I have something like, do I look like shit 'cause like 752 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,240 I, I had literally no idea what I was doing. 753 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:40,200 And I basically what my mom said to me when I was like 13 754 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:47,200 perfectly summarizes how I was back then, basically that I was 755 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,800 a little boy in a big boy's body because I had a growth spurt 756 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,600 very early on. I had a growth spurt very early 757 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,000 on. Oh. 758 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,800 God. And she's like, people are going 759 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,880 to be scared, Honey, you're like 5 foot 8 at this point, you 760 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,160 know, because I was growing quick, you know, still, I had to 761 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,640 grow all the way up to 6/4. She was like, people don't know 762 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,560 that. Like, you know, you're still a 763 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:17,520 little boy. So that that's basically how I 764 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,280 felt like when I was like 19, dude, like 1819, like I was 765 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,200 finally like I broke up with my first girlfriend or whatever, 766 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,120 and now people started noticing me. 767 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,600 I'm like, Oh, people don't take up a yeah, what? 768 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,320 What's your like once you hit like that 16 plus mark, the the 769 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,760 tallness becomes like a buff. Like it's it's not, it's no 770 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,640 longer a weird thing. No one's talking about how like 771 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,440 you're taller than anyone else, like, but the girls kind of look 772 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,600 at you like they they give you a little A+ stat immediately 773 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,840 because of your height. Oh, absolutely. 774 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,760 Yeah. Like not all girls, don't get me 775 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,920 wrong, but like there are a lot of girls that see height and 776 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,680 then they look this sort of thing. 777 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,600 So 'cause like I have always had the short debuff, you know what 778 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,440 I mean? Been like. 779 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,960 You got to be real funny. 5758, I had to be funny. 780 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,160 It doesn't matter if I had the greatest face on the planet, you 781 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,160 know? 5758 it could get a little, get 782 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,120 a little rough. It got a little rough sometimes, 783 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,440 you know, a lot of insecurities growing up. 784 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,040 They're all gone now. My wife is. 785 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,400 All of them all are gone. Not all the insecurities, but 786 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,600 the height. One, not all of. 787 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,360 Them Jesus dude, I I wish I wish I was like that confident. 788 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,600 To be fair, they're it's part of the reason why they're gone is 789 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,920 because you married your wife who is a foot shorter than you. 790 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,560 She's like 4-11. Yeah, it's awesome. 791 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,720 Yeah, it's so cool. Dude, when I stand next to her I 792 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,480 feel like I'm hanging out with a child. 793 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,240 Yeah, yeah. No, people think she's a child 794 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,040 sometimes. No, and she's not. 795 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,600 She's. She's older than me, yeah. 796 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,360 No, she's older than you. Yeah. 797 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,080 Oh, damn. So she's she's running the 798 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,480 cradle in a way then. Yeah, yeah. 799 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,800 No, I'm, I'm saying that. I'm saying I got to, I got to 800 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,600 turn the brightness down. Yeah, dude, turn the brightness 801 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,480 down. Get that? 802 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:13,280 I'm saying that and like I'm saying that in a way like it's, 803 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:17,520 it's a crazy contrast dude. Like this is basically her and I 804 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,400 standing next to each. Other no, it is. 805 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,960 It's like that. Yeah, it looks ridiculous. 806 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,600 Yeah, like, like I remember when I like came out to like visit 807 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,280 you guys, I was like going to get like a souvenir for my wife. 808 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,280 And now Flutton was like, oh, like I'll come with you. 809 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:38,840 And like we were walking like to this place and it was like, 810 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,560 like, like loud out like a bunch of people out and everything. 811 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,880 She was telling me something and I couldn't hear her. 812 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,720 So I made her repeat herself 2 times. 813 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:50,320 I had to do this. Yeah, yeah. 814 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,080 She. She. 815 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,600 She talks about that all the time. 816 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:57,600 She's like, man, I have to like yell up to Kevin. 817 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,520 I'm like, yeah, I know. He's a very. 818 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,680 Sorry, guy, he's. A very tall guy. 819 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,320 You got to. Yeah, you're short, he's tall. 820 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,040 You got to yell up to him so you can hear what you're saying. 821 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:13,000 Yeah, 'cause you, you don't have to yell down to her because 822 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,960 people can hear you across A room. 823 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,600 Like unfortunately I'm very loud, dude. 824 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,760 Yeah, your voice carries. Yeah, it carries. 825 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,960 Dude, I've been recognized just off of my voice, by the way. 826 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,840 Oh, yeah. Because just because people have 827 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,120 said I have a distinctive voice and because, like you say, it 828 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,720 carries. And like, my wife came from like 829 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,760 a very quiet family. So she's like, you were so loud. 830 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,040 She got used to it by now. So loud. 831 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,400 It's so funny. Like you go to my like my 832 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,080 parents and they're like, you know, he is the quiet one in the 833 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,520 family. Like, yeah, it's true. 834 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,280 Everyone in like my whole family, I am the quiet one. 835 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,560 Yeah, dude, I remember at when we were at your wedding, like 836 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:55,480 the dinner, like before the the wedding, your whole table was 837 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,240 louder than you somehow, which I was mind blown. 838 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,640 And then I remembered I'm like, Oh my God, this is what my 839 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,760 Jersey side of the family is like. 840 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,640 Like this is this got to be like an East Coast thing where 841 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,880 everyone in the East Coast, especially Jersey, they just 842 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,800 they got to be the loudest ones in. 843 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,360 In. New York. 844 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,160 Yep. And I remember my grandmother 845 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,480 used to say that she's like, we have to be the loudest, like in 846 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,400 the restaurant. And she was only half joking 847 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,800 about it, like she really meant that. 848 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,320 She was about as serious as a heart attack, my friend. 849 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,400 Yeah, dude, it was, it was, it was loud. 850 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,640 It was always loud with them. And no, it's just very. 851 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,800 Loud. Is that why you're on the other 852 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,760 side of the country? I didn't have a choice. 853 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,520 But yes, I did come back here voluntarily at some point. 854 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,480 Voluntarily, not because of the loudness, but it. 855 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,360 Just didn't help. It just did not help their case. 856 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,640 No, I didn't. No, definitely not. 857 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,000 I understand that. Yeah, I don't mind loudness 858 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,160 sometimes. But when I get to the point 859 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,000 where I have to yell like I got, I got to really start yelling 860 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,920 and my voice, it starts losing its its actual tone. 861 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,320 You could hear it going away because of how loud I have to 862 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,040 talk. Then I I stop enjoying it. 863 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,640 I'm like, we should really go somewhere. 864 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,920 Else I understand that. I totally understand that. 865 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,920 Believe it or not, even though I have a loud ass voice that's 866 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,400 also like when I get like that too, I'm like, dude, I'm done. 867 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,800 Like I don't, I don't wanna. And like here's the thing. 868 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,760 I don't even try to be loud like this. 869 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,080 Like I, no, I, I think if I, I think this is technically where 870 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:29,280 a lot of people talk like right here, like, but this, this is 871 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,000 not, this is not natural to me. This, this feels as though I'm 872 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,480 sitting here like, like I'm talking to a child that just did 873 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,360 something wrong. I'm getting down on their level. 874 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:41,160 I'm being like, look, buddy, you can't be flipping off, you know 875 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,120 your teachers. You can't be throwing chairs at 876 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,200 them. Like I'm trying to reason with 877 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,480 you. I'm trying to like get on your 878 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,800 level. That's just, that's just like 879 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,840 too quiet for me. This is where I'm normally at. 880 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,400 Yeah, no, I get that. I don't know if people have ever 881 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,760 noticed that if I like just, you know, like Pandora's box, I just 882 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,360 opened it. I, I, I, if I, if I'm talking 883 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,600 quietly, it's because I'm forcing it. 884 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:07,840 This is this is like my my normal voice but like like 885 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,320 normal voice level too. Speaking of your voice, there 886 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,320 was someone. I don't remember if it was on 887 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,640 the the the part on this channel or the other one, but they're 888 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,720 like, yeah, Jimmy, you should talk more. 889 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,600 Kevin's voice is annoying. And I'm like. 890 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,960 Why are you here then? I'm like, here's The thing is, 891 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,760 is this is the whole thing. There's no more. 892 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,000 There's nothing else that's going to happen other than this 893 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000 right now. Like it's it's you talk, then me 894 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,520 talk and then we, we continue that forever. 895 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,080 Like that's, that's what it is, that's. 896 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,560 The idea? That's the entire idea. 897 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,240 So that guy really needs to evaluate what he's trying to do. 898 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,160 Look, I apologize, but you probably should not be watching 899 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,040 this then. You can't be watching. 900 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,600 This I am the other half of the wall friends. 901 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,360 I'm wall friend #2. OK, let's clarify that for a 902 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,040 second. OK, 'cause I need to talk about 903 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,560 this too, because Speaking of wolf friends, the name. 904 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,360 OK, they are. Wolf friends, I guess. 905 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:08,400 They are the wolf friends. OK, savvy lobster 3412 OK, he 906 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,200 was the one who initially said wolf friends with no space, 907 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,360 right. He was saying something along 908 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:19,160 the lines in a in the comment of our last video saying that, you 909 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,560 know, this name is creepy because we need space between US 910 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,680 and the audience for like the parasocial stuff. 911 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,520 And, and let me remind you this, this name is his name. 912 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,160 We we took it just added a little bit of a spice to it with 913 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,920 a space. This is his thing that he 914 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,520 thought of telling us that it's parasocial. 915 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,640 And first and foremost, we didn't, we did create the space. 916 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,800 OK, That is the space wall Friends has a space. 917 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,800 Second of all, it's ironic. The wall is the space. 918 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,000 The wall is the space. It's ironic. 919 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,560 We're not happy about this. OK, let me make that very 920 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,160 crystal clear. We're we've never been 921 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,800 comfortable and fine with people listening to our conversation in 922 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,920 the wall, but that's why we sarcastically named them our 923 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,160 wall friends because I guess they're here. 924 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,880 They're our friends. They're our wall friends. 925 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,560 Wall friends is ironic. OK, it's I just need to say 926 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,880 that, but I don't want there's no parasocial relationship here. 927 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,080 OK, We're not they're not our real friends. 928 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,480 They're our wall friends. They're not something that we 929 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,800 invited. Can we agree on that please? 930 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,440 Yeah, just like the bees that were in my wall technically were 931 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,360 the wall friends. But if anything, I I feel as 932 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,240 though just to kind of piggyback off of it, you guys can consider 933 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:38,760 yourself to be a hive of currently about four 4600 bees 934 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,040 living in my wall. You guys can think of yourselves 935 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,720 like the bees in the wall. Yeah, and you know, that's the 936 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,560 the hive will grow if you let it. 937 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,760 I think we should let the hive grow. 938 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,960 It could grow. Yeah, We can let it grow. 939 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,240 And if we need to get a thicker wall, we'll get a thicker wall. 940 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:58,640 It's not a big deal. That's just the way it it is 941 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,040 right now. But it's fine. 942 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,760 Oh, I dude, I forgot about this. This was actually really 943 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,600 devastating for me the other day. 944 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:10,640 So it was Mother's Day last Sunday, I think, Yeah. 945 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,160 That's right. And I, I went to dinner with my 946 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:18,760 mom and her mom, you know, Flynn was there, my stepdad was there 947 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,000 and his mom. So we went to this restaurant. 948 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,240 It was a steakhouse. You know, I, I, they give 949 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,080 everyone iced water. If you go to a steakhouse, 950 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,600 they're giving everyone iced water every time without, you 951 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,440 don't have to ask for it. So this particular 1, you know, 952 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,240 steakhouses, I think they look down on straws. 953 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,240 OK. They don't like straws because 954 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:40,320 they're not fancy. The plastic straws don't fit the 955 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,400 fancy steakhouse aesthetic, which is OK, whatever. 956 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,640 I sip my water that has ice in it. 957 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,120 So, you know, it kind of looks like little icy. 958 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,200 You know what ice looks like, right? 959 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,000 You've seen it before. I've seen ice, yeah. 960 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,080 All right, so it's, it's water with ice at the top. 961 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,680 So I go and, you know, drink it. And sometimes the ice gets in 962 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,640 your mouth. You know you, you have the ice. 963 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,240 It's in your mouth now. Very familiar experience. 964 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:09,080 Yes, so I had that happen to me and I noticed after I swallow 965 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:13,600 that there's still a a piece of something like under my lip and 966 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,920 I'm like, oh, is it? I was like, that's not that's 967 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,560 not ice. That's I pull it out and there's 968 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:25,560 a piece of glass from the the the cup and I looked down and 969 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,840 there's a chip in the cup and so. 970 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,560 Sounds like free steaks right there. 971 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:34,920 You'd think, right? You'd think, because I'm sitting 972 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,440 there thinking, OK, I don't know if I just swallowed glass or 973 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,320 not, because if you swallow any glass of any size, that's scary 974 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,640 as hell. That's a serious problem. 975 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,800 So I, we call the waiter over and we show him this, you know, 976 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,840 we put the glass on a plate, show him the cup, say, hey, this 977 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,840 just was in my mouth. This I from the water cup. 978 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,160 And so the manager comes over and he gives me his card and 979 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,760 he's like, look, dude, like if anything, you know, if you 980 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,680 start, like if anything goes wrong, like you're feeling sick 981 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,240 or anything like that, just please like let me know, you 982 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,880 know, blah, blah, blah. And so I'm just like, these 983 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,120 motherfuckers better put a a mouth in glass discount on the 984 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,720 check or absolutely what the hell, They didn't. 985 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,880 There was nothing. We got a free dessert. 986 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,480 We got a free dessert. OK, well, OK, but. 987 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,000 Here's The thing is, the free dessert wasn't because of the 988 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,240 glass, it was because it took so long to get our food out. 989 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,680 That's. It wasn't even related, dude. 990 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,880 It wasn't even related to that. Wow. 991 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,640 I had to. And the whole time I'm sitting 992 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,680 there freaking out, wondering if I swallowed a piece of glass or 993 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:48,200 not, waiting to feel like a a stabbing in my stomach. 994 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:52,000 I'm like sweating sitting down in this booth in this dark 995 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,880 steakhouse, waiting to feel agony. 996 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,120 And I'm like just wondering when it's going to come in. 997 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,040 Every little like every little twinge I feel in my body, I'm 998 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,320 like, I'm, I'm dying. I got to go to the hospital 999 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,480 right now. Like that's crazy. 1000 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,520 I just swallowed glass, dude. Luckily I'm fine. 1001 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,920 I don't think I swallowed a glass. 1002 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,520 And if I did, it was small enough to the point where I just 1003 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,320 didn't feel. It kind of passed through. 1004 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,520 It was probably just chipped off, but that being said that 1005 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:23,320 glass to me would be tasting like A at least one free steak. 1006 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,240 That's what I would dude. That's crazy. 1007 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,360 If I wasn't like internally freaking out, I would have said 1008 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,880 something, but I was just like you. 1009 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,440 Could have made us go home. You could have made us scene 1010 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,400 dude and no and no one would have blamed you. 1011 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,040 Dude if the table next to me got that glass or something like who 1012 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,880 knows what would have happened like screaming yelling they 1013 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,120 would have ruined the dinners for everyone and then they would 1014 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,480 have gotten sued. They would have gotten sued 1015 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,480 because they got glass in their their. 1016 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,560 Mouths. No, no, no, no. 1017 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,040 The building, the restaurant, the restaurant would get. 1018 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,720 Sued because they fed someone glass. 1019 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,160 Yes they would. You could. 1020 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,800 Sue someone that they accidentally put glass in their 1021 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,000 mouth? Yeah, yeah. 1022 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,720 Thrown all our patrons dinner here you you're going to court 1023 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,400 yeah it's not yeah they. Wouldn't do that, I don't think. 1024 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,320 No. But you know, part of me was 1025 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,840 kind of thinking like, OK, look, if I do suffer something from 1026 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,760 this, if I feel my stomach getting stabbed inside and I 1027 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,400 need to go to the hospital, I might think about taking some 1028 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,520 action. I I. 1029 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,520 I am. I feel like I, I might have like 1030 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,800 if it came to that, I would you if you drank water from a glass 1031 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,320 at a restaurant like and then it and then it injured you heavily. 1032 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,320 If you're fucking me up with some glass and I'm like sitting 1033 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,040 there like I'm in the worst pain ever, yeah, I don't think I'm 1034 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,440 thinking about that in the moment. 1035 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,360 But after I'm thinking, I'm thinking like, I got to go back 1036 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,600 there and be like, where's your manager? 1037 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,800 I, I, I would, I would get, I'd get bitchy at the very least. 1038 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,640 At the very least I'd get real bitchy. 1039 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,880 But that being said, I mean, I guess it depends on how much it 1040 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,880 fucked you up, you know? Yeah, they're paying at least 1041 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,800 for the hospital bill. Oh yeah, absolutely. 1042 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,400 Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. 1043 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,600 Which I think. Especially if it's like, 1044 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,120 especially if it's like a big sort of chain, you know what I 1045 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,280 mean? Yeah. 1046 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,240 Yeah, they they want that to go away real quiet. 1047 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,080 Yeah, yeah, I was. I wasn't too happy about that. 1048 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:34,600 Maybe it was. Kind of gave me a vicious amount 1049 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:37,640 of anxiety that night of wondering because we were 1050 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,600 looking it up and it's like, yeah, you'll know. 1051 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,920 You're in the clear from, you know, one to three days. 1052 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,240 And I'm like, you got to be shitting me. 1053 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,200 I'm not going to freak out for three days, dude. 1054 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,920 I just. Love that, but it just gives you 1055 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,080 the broadest possible thing. It's like, yeah, I, I was like 1056 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,800 trying to clean up like a bunch of weeds the other day. 1057 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,880 And I was like, oh, that that could be like Poison Ivy type of 1058 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,200 thing. Because like, I cleaned it all 1059 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:04,400 up and it's like, Oh yeah. Like if you were exposed even 1060 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,520 for 5 minutes, you know, you could have spread it big time. 1061 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,680 So here's the thing. You got to wait until at least a 1062 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,720 couple hours, if not the end of the day. 1063 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,720 You'll know by 72 hours if you're good. 1064 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,560 Like it just kept getting bigger and bigger. 1065 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:24,920 It's like, OK, yeah, dude, dude, they, they love that 72 hours 1066 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,720 safe answer on anything. Yeah, it's very safe to answer 1067 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,760 that. It's like, yo, no, we said we 1068 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,440 told you 72 hours. Yeah, you can't say nothing to 1069 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:34,720 us. One guy's going to have it 1070 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,480 happen on that 73rd hour and then that website's going to get 1071 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,720 sued. And I hope it does. 1072 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,320 You hope it does. After all they've done, I hope 1073 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,880 it does. That website, this unnamed 1074 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,760 website that's full of a piece of shit. 1075 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,560 You never swallowed glass, right? 1076 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:56,760 Think about that dude. I, I've I've had well look, I've 1077 00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:02,120 had some pretty terrible things get swallowed without me wanting 1078 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,040 to to do it. Look, I, I, I I'm gonna put like 1079 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,400 this. I'm gonna put like this. 1080 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,880 I, I have a a fake tooth back here. 1081 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,120 That tooth had to come out either through like oral surgery 1082 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:22,680 and then get replaced. Yeah, or it had to fall out 1083 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,680 naturally. OK. 1084 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,240 I was a stupid 18 year old. Lot of lot of lot of bad things 1085 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:31,440 I was doing when I was 18 and. Terrible year for you. 1086 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:33,400 Terrible. Terrible year for me. 1087 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,480 It rotted out of my head. What? 1088 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,720 The tooth rotted out of my head. What does that mean? 1089 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,920 It rotted out of your head. I feel like it's very OK. 1090 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,720 So I'm going to be very explicitly clear. 1091 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,400 I'm not going to linger. On it too much. 1092 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,440 It's not in your head, it's in your mouth. 1093 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,600 So what does that mean? OK, your mouth is on your head, 1094 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,640 so tech it. It rotted out of my mouth, out 1095 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:55,640 of my head. She's out of your mouth. 1096 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,520 Yeah, I don't think you need. To OK, it's a more dramatic way 1097 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,760 of saying it. All right, you're going to call 1098 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,240 me on the way. That's not a. 1099 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:05,280 Dramatic way of saying it? That's just a confusing way of 1100 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,000 putting it, no? People understand. 1101 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,560 People understand what I'm. Crazy. 1102 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,240 That's so much more severe. I feel like if it comes out of 1103 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:15,080 your head, that's death. All right, now, look, maybe I'm 1104 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,960 being too dramatic in One Direction. 1105 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,560 I think you're being too dramatic in the other. 1106 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,440 If a tooth comes out of your head, you're not. 1107 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,600 It's not because you just died, all right? 1108 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,560 I just I think it's. My mouth are you happy? 1109 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,120 It slowly it slowly start chipping out of my mouth. 1110 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,840 See what you're trying to say? All. 1111 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,360 Right. Look, I know what you're saying. 1112 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,360 I know you're saying that like, OK, your head, your here's your 1113 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:39,440 mouth and it's there. But when I think of head, I've 1114 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,560 never ever thought about my mouth with that word. 1115 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:47,240 I've never associated my mouth anything really below my eyes to 1116 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:49,240 my head. So it sounds like it's mainly a 1117 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,000 you problem. Is it though? 1118 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,640 Is that really it? Yeah, maybe. 1119 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,640 It could be. I'm not a scientist. 1120 00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,360 I don't know what's going on. Maybe this is like, like, you 1121 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:04,920 know, in your region of the world that it's a, it's a taboo. 1122 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,320 It's a weird thing, but in my region people will be saying 1123 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,200 shit like that all the time. Yeah, this is a West Coast thing 1124 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,400 we don't consider. Mouth. 1125 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,240 We don't consider the mouth apart of the head over here. 1126 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,440 That's weird for me. It's like the pop. 1127 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,000 It's like a pop versus soda thing. 1128 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,000 Mouth is. Everything from here up is the 1129 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,120 head and this is just the weird part you don't talk about. 1130 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,160 Yeah, we try and we try and forget. 1131 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,280 That's there if we can. If we can, we don't like that. 1132 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,040 So to answer your question, I've swallowed teeth, I've swallowed 1133 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,680 metal before. I've definitely had some sort 1134 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,520 of. So you swallowed the tooth? 1135 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,880 Yes, but you said it came out of your head. 1136 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,720 Yeah, slowly, bit by bit. Dude, you are really messing 1137 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:48,200 this story up for yourself. I'm not, I'm not. 1138 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,040 I'm gonna okay, I'm trying to, oh man, I'm trying to dance 1139 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:54,840 around a little bit because I'm not trying to like be gross 1140 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,920 about it, but you've basically forced my hand here. 1141 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,320 I was chewing gum. I had a root canal and I was 1142 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:07,480 chewing gum and then the gum got hard. 1143 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,600 And then I wondered, why is this hard? 1144 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:13,760 I take the gum out. There's a part of my tooth I'm 1145 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,040 like, Oh my God, that's disgusting. 1146 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,080 And then I continue to do nothing about it. 1147 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:23,120 And then other times I would be eating and I saw I swallowed 1148 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,920 something hard and I was like, that was probably the tooth 1149 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,160 again. And my mom kept telling me, you 1150 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:33,120 got to go and get this tooth, you know, get that removed and 1151 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,480 yet another tooth put in. But the problem was the only 1152 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,760 solution that my insurance was offering was that they would 1153 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,440 bridge it. They wouldn't pay for a like a 1154 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,400 fake tooth going in. They would bridge it, which like 1155 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,960 like maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but it's basically you 1156 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:54,160 kill like if, if this tooth is the one that's causing the 1157 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:58,160 problem and this tooth is fine, you kill this tooth in addition 1158 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,000 to this tooth being already dead. 1159 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:03,080 And then you tie them together basically. 1160 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,640 And so you're like, you guys are going to be buddies. 1161 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,960 You're going to be fine. You bridge the 2 teeth together. 1162 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,480 And so basically the only solution I had was because I 1163 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,040 didn't have money back then, was you can bridge this tooth and 1164 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:22,760 kill another one of your teeth and then you'll have no problems 1165 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,320 anymore. But I'm like I don't want to 1166 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,400 kill another tooth in the process. 1167 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,880 I mean, at that point just get a new mouth like it's. 1168 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,560 Just yeah, no, just buy a mouth, the mouth market. 1169 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,280 Start over from from scratch. There's no way that you need to 1170 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,600 be doing that. So instead of instead of that, 1171 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,840 by the way, I decided that I would push it off. 1172 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,680 I literally, you know, that whole thing where you're like, 1173 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,160 I'm going to let my older self deal with this, you know, that 1174 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,840 whole, that whole like train of thought. 1175 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,160 I do, yeah. I, I've never let myself do that 1176 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,280 to myself again after that because you eventually become 1177 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:57,200 that older self and you're like, I hate that little guy. 1178 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,360 I'm going to beat the shit out of him. 1179 00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:04,040 Because I did do that. And then I maybe when I was 1180 00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:07,800 about like 24, like 5-6 years later, whatever it is, all my 1181 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,320 teeth were shifting and I was starting to have a, a real 1182 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:16,280 problem And I needed to get Invisalign to shift everything 1183 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,520 back because but if I didn't do anything, my teeth were going to 1184 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,800 just keep shifting forward and forward and forward. 1185 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,600 And it was going to be like all like fucked up. 1186 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,280 Like my teeth were eventually going to be like this. 1187 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,160 Well, I mean, the bottom row would have been fine, but the 1188 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,120 top would have been like this. So it wouldn't have connected, 1189 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,440 you know, supposed to connect like this. 1190 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,920 It would, it would have connected like that. 1191 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,280 Now it would have looked all effed up. 1192 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,720 And I was like, I'm not going to do that. 1193 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:42,880 Like I'm going to go and do it. So instead of killing one tooth, 1194 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:47,120 I decided that it would be smarter if I sat there in pain 1195 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,520 for six years, occasionally eating teeth, and then 1196 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:56,120 painstakingly go through getting Invisalign, having my teeth 1197 00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,480 shift over the course, shift back over the course of two 1198 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:05,000 years, then getting a cap put in. 1199 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,160 Where the hell? It's like basically you have to 1200 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,720 kill the root. And then like having a basically 1201 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:13,200 I turned one surgery into 5 surgeries after it was all said 1202 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,800 and done and it cost me a lot of money. 1203 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:21,120 That insurance. Did not cover and the Long story 1204 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:26,040 short, if you ever get the the feeling that I should let my 1205 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:30,040 later self deal with it, do not listen to that urge because you 1206 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,880 are going to hate yourself. You're going to do one of these, 1207 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,000 you know, paint yourself like like to punish yourself. 1208 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,880 You're going to punish yourself in some way if it's not the 1209 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,520 massive amount of pain you put yourself through, which I did 1210 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,400 meddle in teeth to answer your question. 1211 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,120 Yeah, you're supposed to do the opposite, actually. 1212 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,520 Like you're supposed to think, oh, future me is going to love 1213 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,480 me right now for this decision I'm going to make. 1214 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,320 Like you supposed to no one. Thinks like that though. 1215 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,760 No one thinks like that but. You are supposed to, but you're 1216 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,160 supposed to. I never think like that either. 1217 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,560 I I try. I try and live in the present. 1218 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,800 Want to know the only people that think that that way? 1219 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,120 Youtubers. They're correct, maybe. 1220 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,920 Like the Youtubers that make those like Here's how to improve 1221 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,960 your life with all these steps. I'm about to tell you 5 1222 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,400 different ways. Yes, I'm talking about people 1223 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:19,680 that work out though. Those people are like I I love 1224 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:23,600 myself to the point that I want my future self to be happy. 1225 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,720 No one else is thinking that they want their future self to 1226 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:26,640 be happy. Yeah. 1227 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,720 Do we like that, that that they do that, or are we upset that 1228 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:34,960 they are like that? So do we like or are we mad at 1229 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,000 people for improving their own health? 1230 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,880 I'm going to say we are pissed about that. 1231 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,400 OK. I was going to, I was going to 1232 00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,840 ask because you know, the way you kind of put it, you're like, 1233 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,080 you know, that's those are people that work out and I'm 1234 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:49,320 like we're so we're we're upset at that. 1235 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,120 Like we're. That that being said. 1236 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,120 Those are our enemies now. I I no. 1237 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,320 I I've recently started working out again, but not nothing 1238 00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:59,440 serious. OK, thank God because I was 1239 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,480 going to start getting real mad at you for being you. 1240 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,880 Yeah, yeah. No, it's nothing serious. 1241 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,600 You can't, you can be a little pissed at me. 1242 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,640 You you can have like a little bit of resentment, but nothing 1243 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,600 crazy like like you can let it fester for a while and and make 1244 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,440 it out to be a a way bigger deal than it is. 1245 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,480 You can do that. I'll calm down for for the 1246 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,320 moment. Yeah, yeah, let it. 1247 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,400 Let it simmer over the course of multiple weeks. 1248 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:23,680 OK, I will. Yeah, but I will say, dude, as 1249 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,440 someone that's worked out on and off for most of his life, it 1250 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,120 fucking sucks because it's like it's it does make you feel 1251 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,240 better, dude. Once you do it for a while it 1252 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,360 does. But it's like, yeah, it's like 1253 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,440 who has time in the fucking day to do it? 1254 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,360 Like if you, if you have time to do it. 1255 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,880 And don't get me wrong, you always do you realistically. 1256 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:44,800 Always. Do. 1257 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,640 Have you have an hour to figure something out in? 1258 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,360 In the day you do, yeah. But but then there's the other 1259 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,080 part of it where it's like you, you have to, you're like, I'm 1260 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,040 not going to go to the gym and then eat like crap all this time 1261 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,040 because it's like, you know, why am I eating like crap? 1262 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,600 I'm working out for no reason. So then you have to eat healthy. 1263 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:05,640 So you got to commit to, you know, basically being a lot 1264 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,000 better to yourself. It's a big commitment. 1265 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,920 And it's like, it's so good for you to do. 1266 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,720 But making that, like, initial leap is like the hardest thing, 1267 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,040 dude. Oh, yeah. 1268 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,760 Like pulling teeth. You don't want to do it. 1269 01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,280 No, but. You got it. 1270 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,560 Sometimes a lot of. Maybe we should have named it 1271 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,440 Whale Mouth. We're talking a lot mouths 1272 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,600 today. No, we're not. 1273 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,760 A whale. We're not talking about a whale 1274 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,160 mouth though. Yeah, no, we're actually done 1275 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,320 talking about teeth now. OK, yeah, it's not even going to 1276 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:33,640 be brought up ever again, not even not for today. 1277 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,440 So something terrible happens. Maybe we should have named this 1278 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,680 one. Fuck my slug life though. 1279 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,520 You're right, you know. Yeah, I think that was that was 1280 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,120 a really nice name. I was really excited about fuck 1281 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,760 my slug life. And I know people are really 1282 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,800 upset that we didn't go with that, but I feel like that's, 1283 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,920 that's going to be something that, you know, the, the current 1284 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,080 audience carries with them from now on, they're going to 1285 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:56,760 remember fuck my slug life and it it's going to be a, a, a, a 1286 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:00,200 knowledge database that only they have together. 1287 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,320 It's a bond that they were here for so. 1288 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,760 You're the it's kind. Of nice. 1289 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,400 Yeah, that's kind of nice. That being said, you're not 1290 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,520 allowed to name a channel. Fuck my slug life. 1291 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,360 They don't let you do that on YouTube. 1292 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,360 Yeah, that's going to end. It's terribly. 1293 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,560 It's very. Bad. 1294 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:18,640 It's very bad for the the algorithm and for the fact that 1295 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,280 you can't physically name anything. 1296 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:24,200 Fuck my slug life. Yeah, and don't get me. 1297 01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,760 Wrong. If this was a different type of 1298 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,880 world we were living in, we'd go right for it. 1299 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,360 But you got to blame the platform. 1300 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,560 Not even a question. We'd go right for it. 1301 01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,640 Go right for it so fast. Yeah. 1302 01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:40,040 There'll be a nice close knit community that knows of FM SL. 1303 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,880 FM S. L they'll they'll call it the 1304 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,440 other little code name for it. Speaking of the our our first 1305 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:53,000 episode, which you brought up at the beginning of this, it's been 1306 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,560 an hour actually. Yeah, that one guy saying that 1307 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,640 it's only in the last five episodes. 1308 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:03,800 Like dude, even if we hate each other by episode 7, we're 1309 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,320 squeezing out at least 5 episodes. 1310 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,040 We're we're going, we're going to episode 6. 1311 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,920 Well, technically like, like we're going 6 episodes for me 1312 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:16,200 until like episode 11 and there's nothing you can do to 1313 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,960 stop us. And if we dissolve after that, 1314 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:21,240 we we had the last laugh. Yeah, even if it means we hate 1315 01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:23,880 each other by the end of it. Yeah, no, that guy really 1316 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,320 screwed himself by saying that. I, I think people really 1317 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,960 underestimate that the taunts like the the taunts they have 1318 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:35,440 and the effect that they have on people and how horribly it can 1319 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:39,040 come back and bite them because I have screenshots saved of 1320 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,640 people saying certain things. And you're waiting to do the 1321 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,800 things I'm waiting. To do the thing, yeah, I'm 1322 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,200 waiting to do the thing because it feels nice. 1323 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,480 Because, you know, there's not, there's not many people that can 1324 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,640 like that, that get handed that to them. 1325 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,600 Like, you know, if I wasn't doing YouTube or anything like 1326 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,600 that, no one's going to be coming up to me at my office job 1327 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,640 saying you're not going to do this, you little bitch. 1328 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,880 Like no one, no one's going to be saying any this. 1329 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,640 I'm in the only position that gets told stuff like that. 1330 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,480 So I'm going. To embrace it feel just like 1331 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,640 kind of like a little rude about something. 1332 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,840 I'm not saying he was, for the record, that that guy, he he 1333 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:13,600 said it. Yeah. 1334 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,080 He no, he said it respectfully. I was cool with that. 1335 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,720 But he did say it respectfully, and that's what made it worse, I 1336 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,720 think, for me, yeah. Well, here's the thing dude, 1337 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,320 because you know, you may realize this, you may not 1338 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:28,160 realize this when you say something like that. 1339 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,000 If that, if that YouTube is committed, you are helping them 1340 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,760 narratively build something up. And in a way you're helping 1341 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,480 them, but you're also screwing yourself. 1342 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,040 Yeah, because it's going to come back and bite you on the ass 1343 01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:47,520 because that episode 11 rolls around. 1344 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:50,600 That screenshot's the first thing it gets fucking talked 1345 01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,200 about. Oh my God, dude, we're going to 1346 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,960 literally put it on screen and it's just going to stay there 1347 01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,200 for an indefinite amount of time. 1348 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,320 Like, we're not going to even talk about when it's going to go 1349 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,600 away. Yeah, I'm so excited for it. 1350 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,800 And, and, and just to let you know, the amount of planning and 1351 01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:10,120 organizing that has gone into this for a weekly schedule, you 1352 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,840 like you said, even if we fucking hate each other five 1353 01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,840 weeks from now, dude, we are doing this every week. 1354 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,480 It does not matter. We are, we are here to stay. 1355 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,800 We're committed. No, this is happening, all 1356 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,240 right. It's, you know, I would maybe be 1357 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,960 like, you know, if I was still doing the editing, you know, I'd 1358 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,600 be like, Oh well, you know, it'll take a while, but we'll 1359 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:33,200 get it out. But no dude, now that we're set, 1360 01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,200 dumbass episode. 11 Here we come. 1361 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,200 Episode 11 might as well be coming out now like it's it's 1362 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,600 all right. Just consider it out like it's 1363 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:46,600 that's so easy to get to dude. Sometimes I'll see I'll see 1364 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:52,520 podcast started and they'll label it like episode 001 1365 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,600 implying. They're going 100. 1366 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:58,520 That they're going at least 100. Well, like, oh damn dude, that's 1367 01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,360 so much pressure like that's crazy. 1368 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,600 That's a crazy thing to do. Like that's a. 1369 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,360 Wild thing to do. Yeah, like even if you record 1370 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:09,600 weekly, that's, I mean that's almost two years worth if you do 1371 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,880 one a week. That's crazy to do. 1372 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:17,240 God, yeah, that's. Over 2 years, yeah, you gotta. 1373 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,920 Give people credit. You know, they're making it to 1374 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,560 episode 3 and they're burning it out bright and fast. 1375 01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:26,600 But you know, if you see 001 in anything, you know that shit 1376 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:31,440 does not have a a long life, shelf life at all. 1377 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,840 That that shit is crashing and burning real quick. 1378 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,960 Yeah. The, the way you have to do that 1379 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,560 though, is you have to go once you hit 100, then you go back 1380 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:45,080 and start editing them to say 001 to show how cool you are. 1381 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:47,960 They like you people think that you committed that long, but 1382 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,720 like you actually went back as soon as you accomplished it. 1383 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:55,400 And then like when, when we hit 100, I'll go back and change it 1384 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,440 to 001. It'll be cool. 1385 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,160 Here's here's the thing. Yeah, we will. 1386 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,640 Definitely I'll, I, I have 100 episodes in me. 1387 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:10,600 I have probably have more, but people got to subscribe and like 1388 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,880 and comment on this. Otherwise we're not talking to 1389 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,480 our fucking selves. OK? 1390 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,600 That's all I'm saying. If, if people are eventually 1391 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:26,000 like these guys fucking suck, then I'll be like, word, we're 1392 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:26,840 out. Thanks. 1393 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,760 Thanks for listening to us for a minute. 1394 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:32,040 How many people have to say that before we stop forever like the 1395 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,040 majority of them? Well, I I'm saying look every 1396 01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:38,760 single video can have and this is not something I'm saying to 1397 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:41,400 do. No, if if I'm saying to do 1398 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,800 anything, I'm saying tell me what color shirt I need to buy 1399 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:44,920 next. I'll buy you 8 of them. 1400 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,680 That's what I really want. I'm going to be reading every 1401 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,600 comment looking for those shirt color suggestions, maybe even 1402 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,280 good deals. All right, maybe this is where 1403 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,040 I'm going to start doing my couponing. 1404 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:58,760 Maybe you guys will help me figure all that out, but I just 1405 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,960 totally derailed. Dude, well I'm glad you did 1406 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,800 because that just reminded me this could be the first time 1407 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,400 where we do like an opposite sponsor where everyone else 1408 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:11,560 comes with to us with their codes and we fucking we go out 1409 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,880 shopping dude. Yes, that's a good idea. 1410 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,240 I did remember though guys. Take it. 1411 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,120 Get going. What were you to say? 1412 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,200 No, you're going to make me forget again. 1413 01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:21,680 No, no, no. You got to get on it. 1414 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,600 Oh, I got to get on it. Basically, you're voting with 1415 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,600 your view is what I'm trying to say. 1416 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,439 Doesn't matter if you guys are sitting there and saying doesn't 1417 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,840 matter how much I love you guys, I also hate you or something 1418 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,279 like that. But you're voting with your 1419 01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:37,359 view. So you're watching if you're 1420 01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:40,600 watching and you're with. Your with your watch time too 1421 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,560 even if you don't like listening just put it to 1%. 1422 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,640 Just leave it on for a little bit. 1423 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,920 Yeah. Yeah, that's important. 1424 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,120 How many people listen to this while driving? 1425 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:52,439 At least one person, right? Statistically speaking, one. 1426 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,279 Person. Oh yeah, this is that's, that's 1427 01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:58,120 gonna be a there's gonna be a chunk of an audience doing that 1428 01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,000 for sure. A chunk, yeah. 1429 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,960 People drive places, man. People. 1430 01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:02,960 Fucking. Drive. 1431 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,479 Yeah, that was like my favorite thing to do. 1432 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:07,520 I I used to listen to a a hockey podcast called Spit and 1433 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,800 Chiclets. It's still going but when I was 1434 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,080 in college and I'd I'd have to drive. 1435 01:09:13,240 --> 01:09:15,760 Podcast Name of the world's ticklets. 1436 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:19,359 Yeah, dude is a good ones Good. It's like we can't go back to 1437 01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:21,720 teeth, but that's exactly what that means. 1438 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,080 You had a long drive too. You had a long. 1439 01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,160 Drive. Oh my God, the the drive from 1440 01:09:29,359 --> 01:09:31,319 the university to the hockey rink. 1441 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,319 Sometimes it was 50 minutes if we were going to one of the 1442 01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:39,439 rinks and the other one it was it was 70 minutes. 1443 01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:42,479 I was like, what the fuck? So I would listen to a whole 1444 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:46,399 podcast episode like halfway done with it there and halfway 1445 01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:48,880 back and every every time I drive. 1446 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,840 So it's podcasts are great to listen to while you're driving, 1447 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,480 but I think there's a lot of people that are listening while 1448 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,240 they're driving. A lot of truckers. 1449 01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:00,120 Lots of truckers, yeah. Dude, when they they're stopping 1450 01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,160 at that truck stop for that perfect orgasm too, Dude, it's 1451 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,760 it's growing on you. I knew it. 1452 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:08,120 I knew it was growing on you. Dude, it's not growing on me. 1453 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,800 It's just how the world works, all right? 1454 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,280 It's very different. This is the truck. 1455 01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:13,200 Stop orgasm dude, people love that. 1456 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,920 Dude, there's going. To be one guy asking to rename 1457 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,880 this the truck stop orgasm and I'm he's going to have my vote. 1458 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,840 You might not have your vote. You know, it's got to be 1459 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,120 unanimous, but I'm just saying, you know, I, I like, I like that 1460 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,560 name. It's supposed to be a band name, 1461 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:31,280 but it's supposed to. Yeah, also, I, I guess we never 1462 01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:34,480 really talked about this, but I think there might be some people 1463 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,360 coming here listening and thinking that, you know, we're 1464 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,720 about to talk about a bunch of Runescape stuff which an hour 1465 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:44,760 and 10 minutes or so into this. I hope they've realized by now 1466 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:49,280 that no, we're not. No, look, we are serious about 1467 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,720 this. This, this is just you guys 1468 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:54,840 listening to a conversation that would be happening if it wasn't 1469 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,160 recorded. I'm not kidding. 1470 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,800 That's just what. It's ironically true. 1471 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,000 Yeah, I know. So if if Runescape happens, 1472 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,840 that's the. Premise for this, by the way, 1473 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:07,600 when when he and I were talking at like Jag X were like, dude, 1474 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:10,680 we would basically like if we were to ever do something like 1475 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:14,160 that, like we would just talk how we're normally talking, 1476 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:16,280 yeah. 'Cause there were so many times 1477 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:20,040 that just over the years that I was like, dude, this 1478 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:24,160 conversation is so funny. We should like people would love 1479 01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:28,520 listening to this, Like people wait to hear our voices on our 1480 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:31,200 videos. But we should do that like we 1481 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,040 should do. We should record ourselves just 1482 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:34,720 talking and see what happens and we. 1483 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:37,200 Do a long time. Yeah, I tried. 1484 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,640 I tried for a long time. Kept saying no dude for like a 1485 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:43,360 long time. It was falling on deaf ears. 1486 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:48,240 And then he said it again and I was like, I, I don't know why, 1487 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:54,440 dude, maybe this is a lesson, You know, if someone says no 75 1488 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,560 times, keep asking. They'll eventually say. 1489 01:11:56,560 --> 01:12:00,120 That 76 is coming up. 76 is. Coming up, it's. 1490 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,040 A golden number. Dude, I I was just talking to 1491 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,320 Jake too, before this, and I think it'd be perfect to have 1492 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:10,720 him on as well. Oh yeah, Like he he because he 1493 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,160 also said he would do it. Oh yeah, and and you. 1494 01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:15,240 Know what I'm going to say to him? 1495 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,920 I'm going to say don't even think about wearing a snap back 1496 01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,640 on camera you piece of shit. Because every time he came on 1497 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:24,600 camera for anything he used to just put his webcam on. 1498 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,040 He used to just put his webcam on in discord and make all of us 1499 01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,240 look at him for some reason. I don't know what that was 1500 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,360 about, but he'd always be wearing his hat. 1501 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,040 He. Doesn't do wear hats anymore 1502 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,440 like like he he has. He has a hat that just says 1503 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,720 space on it. He's one of those guys. 1504 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,040 I like I like the hat a lot. I like the hair on. 1505 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:45,440 I wear hats inside too, but only because it blocks this light 1506 01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:48,800 sometimes when I'm like when I'm streaming or something. 1507 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:52,320 Some people look good in hats. You know, I'm going to go ahead 1508 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:57,240 and say I don't know if I would classify him as looking good in 1509 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,720 a hat, but he doesn't look bad in a hat. 1510 01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,240 You would definitely look good in a hat. 1511 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:00,960 Thank you. Thank. 1512 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:02,600 You my wife looks good in hat too. 1513 01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,480 I do not dude. Like you don't think so? 1514 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,800 No, I, I think. You can look good in a in a dad 1515 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,520 hat, I think. I think you felt that. 1516 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:12,520 Yeah, I think so, yeah. I I think you just you wear the 1517 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,640 wrong hat. We got to spin up this merch and 1518 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:15,640 it's. Just for. 1519 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,120 You and me. It's not for anyone else. 1520 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:18,280 Yeah. Funny enough. 1521 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,920 I'm not kidding dude. I want 8 wall for a wall friend 1522 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,680 shirts and then a wall friend's hat. 1523 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,200 And I'm going to try wearing that hat one day, and we're 1524 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,000 going to get the crowd's consensus. 1525 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:29,600 OK on it. Yeah. 1526 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:33,520 Again, this is not some soft launch for a merch for everyone. 1527 01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:36,400 I'm being serious. I only want for me and him. 1528 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,880 Yeah, no, this is yeah, Don't get your hopes up. 1529 01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,520 Like, this is our thing. Stay out of it, OK? 1530 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,760 We're not going to spring this on people. 1531 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,920 And it's a podcast. People know it's coming. 1532 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,000 It's not a podcast. Shut up. 1533 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,200 Cut that out, Ginge, and cut back here. 1534 01:13:55,480 --> 01:14:00,040 It's, you know, when two people talk and they're in the, you 1535 01:14:00,040 --> 01:14:03,640 know, in a call and they start posting it, You know, sometimes 1536 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,600 these calls, they could become premium, you know, there's some 1537 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,600 premium access and oh. You're going there. 1538 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:13,320 Yeah, and it's it's going to happen eventually. 1539 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:18,000 I'm not going to say when, but. There's been a lot of plans. 1540 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:21,960 I will save my getting kicked out of high school. 1541 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:26,600 Well suspended not kicked out was never kicked out My my 1542 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:30,640 suspended from high school stories for that I guess I'm I 1543 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:34,520 have multiple. What a what a marketing pitch, 1544 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,160 guys, if you want to hear how I got kicked out of high school. 1545 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,440 Not a little care, no, I will talk. 1546 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:40,960 I'll just talk about that next time. 1547 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:44,760 Realistically, because like I, I do, I do think eventually 1548 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:49,640 people, people would if I, if I tell the story, because I told 1549 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,280 you multiple times that story. I. 1550 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,040 Don't remember. You don't remember. 1551 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,800 You're going to learn it again one day. 1552 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,440 It again? Yeah, I'll learn it again. 1553 01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,720 You're going to learn it for free just like everyone else. 1554 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,800 OK, good. No, but I do want to eventually 1555 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:09,640 start up a little some little little Patreon action. 1556 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:13,120 That would like the discord and everything and just like we can 1557 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,240 kind of get topics. I do like the idea of having a 1558 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:21,960 discord for us and that's where you know, we get you know, ask 1559 01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,400 you guys what you want us to talk about because here's the 1560 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:27,360 thing we're not above talking about Runescape. 1561 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:32,000 Obviously we both do it for a living, but when we're playing 1562 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,840 Runescape, we're not talking about it. 1563 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:37,520 That's all I'm. Saying yeah, no, I I like 1564 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:41,160 talking about current, current events of Runescape when it's 1565 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,960 happening, but it's. True. 1566 01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:45,960 But like, yeah, dude, I, I can only take so much Runescape. 1567 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,520 I can't just talk about it all the time. 1568 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:52,480 I'll go crazy, you know I. Can, but I I also don't need to. 1569 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:57,360 No, realistically if it's, but if it's all because OK, let me 1570 01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:03,160 let me put it this way, OK, My Runescape videos and the scripts 1571 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:07,000 I'm doing is especially right now is so in depth. 1572 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:11,320 There's so much research about lore and looking at the books 1573 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,160 and getting citations. I don't want to talk about it 1574 01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:16,400 more than I have to right now because I will go crazy. 1575 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,040 OK. As of right now, that's valid. 1576 01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:21,280 Yeah, that's that's valid. Two months ago, sure dude. 1577 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,320 I'll I'll have many conversations about it, but. 1578 01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:25,360 Right now I'll make your way background. 1579 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,800 I'm. Going to balance it right now. 1580 01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:30,880 Yeah, yeah. Did Jake show you the website? 1581 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,480 He's made for that, by the way. No, I want to go do that. 1582 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:38,200 Check this out I'll I'll link it too so people can look just oh 1583 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:42,920 just type in your browser, do OSRS dot place and now search 1584 01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:47,280 any word in there and it will pop up all of the dialogue in 1585 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:49,480 the game whether it's in a book or from an. 1586 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,640 MP searching Jim Wait, Jake made this? 1587 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,240 Yes, this is for surviving Gillenor. 1588 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:59,240 He made a website that you can search up any word and it will 1589 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,480 show anytime that word pops up in any dialogue, whether it's a 1590 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,640 book or an NPC talking. It's awesome. 1591 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:06,920 Jake is our smartest friend and it's not even close. 1592 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:08,600 It's not even close. He should be a billionaire, but 1593 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,320 he's going to stay not a billionaire. 1594 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:14,520 Be goodie, but that guy I've not heard from in a minute. 1595 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:17,400 So Jake has been promoted. That guy's missing, probably. 1596 01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:20,440 I don't know what happened to him. 1597 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:24,160 I'm kind of worried. That's that's just true. 1598 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,360 Yeah, anyone here is from I think. 1599 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,120 He's fine. He's he's just taking a hiatus 1600 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:34,320 or whatever, but look at the very off chance, on the very, 1601 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:37,560 very off chance he listens to this dude come back. 1602 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,080 Yeah, dude, we you, you got to say something. 1603 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,800 Yeah, we miss you. That's all. 1604 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,960 Dude, this is crazy. I'm going to type the word 1605 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,160 penis. Oh, he's tried that, Yeah. 1606 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,560 So human, get back to the slave pens. 1607 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:50,280 Very. Close, yeah. 1608 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:53,800 So it's a it's a fuzzy search. So if you if you type in penis 1609 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,920 like pens will, it's close. Yeah. 1610 01:17:56,600 --> 01:18:02,080 Did he put the syntax on there yet of like the let me see he 1611 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,040 was working on like making it so. 1612 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,400 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you press the question 1613 01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:09,320 mark, that's new. If you press the question mark 1614 01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:13,240 next to the search, it'll tell you how to get the exact phrase, 1615 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:17,400 so you put it in quotes to make sure that it's the exact thing. 1616 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:21,160 Oh, this website's cool. Yeah, it's going to be awesome 1617 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,160 for people to like, look into the lure. 1618 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:27,880 You just fit your shit out. Surprisingly dude this was like 1619 01:18:27,880 --> 01:18:30,760 a 10 hour project for him. Like this was not. 1620 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,400 That that just that's not like surprising. 1621 01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,040 Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just search nuts. 1622 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,280 Lot, a lot of dialogue talking about nuts. 1623 01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:41,160 Yeah, there's a. Ton of nut talk in Runescape, 1624 01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:44,200 Actually, yeah. Wow, that's great dude. 1625 01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:46,040 Yeah, no, this is a game changer. 1626 01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:48,360 This is an actual game changer for the series because this is 1627 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:52,360 like it shows all of the the books too, like all of the books 1628 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,000 that you find in random bookcases and like in the in the 1629 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:59,360 PRIFF library that you'd never go and just go look at really. 1630 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,400 Like I didn't go back in the library after Song of the elves. 1631 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,960 I don't even know how to get back there right now. 1632 01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:07,160 Like I I've never been in there afterwards so. 1633 01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,920 You can go back. You just go talk to Michael 1634 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,320 Mcfucknuts, I think, or something and you get Michael. 1635 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:14,880 Mcfucknuts But I didn't have any reason to talk to him after the 1636 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,200 quest, so like I. Get that? 1637 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:17,880 Yeah. So I've never been there. 1638 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:20,480 Dude this is a cool fucking website. 1639 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,800 That's. What I'm saying dude, I got the 1640 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,480 domain like OSRS dot place is pretty sick right? 1641 01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:26,880 Like that's a cool one. Great fucking domain and dude. 1642 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:30,440 And then it links directly to the fucking wiki page. 1643 01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:32,880 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll do it. 1644 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,680 It'll take you to the to the transcript. 1645 01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:35,720 That's. How he made it he. 1646 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:39,960 Just he, I think he called it scraped, scraping it. 1647 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:40,720 I don't know. Yeah. 1648 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,720 No, he definitely just, he had to scrape it for that. 1649 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:48,720 Yeah, yeah, there's a 116,381 OS Rs dialogue boxes. 1650 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,440 That's cool as fuck. He said that he was also gonna 1651 01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:54,840 add like he was thinking initially he was gonna add the 1652 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:58,040 examine text to it too, but he said that that made it like 1653 01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:02,520 800,000 fucking like entries and it slowed it down. 1654 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,400 I'm like, dude, don't do examine text. 1655 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:05,960 Like don't. We don't need that. 1656 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,160 Don't worry. About it extra work yeah dude, 1657 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,160 that's I love all the random websites that have been popping 1658 01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:14,280 up for for Runescape. I will say dude, like like there 1659 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,920 there's like a bunch of different like games. 1660 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:18,840 There's like the the music game where you like find it randomly 1661 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:22,560 in game. I like the like the guess where 1662 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,080 people are. I forget always artists, yes, 1663 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,080 Sir. And there's like the NPC guests. 1664 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,960 There's so many good ones dude. Like you you, you. 1665 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:33,360 You won't find this shit in World of Warcraft bro, Like no. 1666 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,640 Dude, this much? No, no, those guys. 1667 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:40,400 They're too busy worrying about parses or whatever that means. 1668 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,840 Parses. Yeah, I don't know. 1669 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,080 It's something I think that's like measuring how good you are 1670 01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:48,200 during a raid. Pretty sure it is what that 1671 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:49,360 means. Said anything to me and I 1672 01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:51,160 wouldn't have been able to relate so it's OK. 1673 01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,800 Purses. Purses is the same thing. 1674 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,960 Same shit about it, yeah. Same shit dude. 1675 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,080 Who's going to be our first guest on this podcast? 1676 01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,560 I don't know someone that doesn't like us. 1677 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,080 Really. So you want to make someone 1678 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,120 that's immediately combatant towards us? 1679 01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,000 You want to make them? Well, they might not even want 1680 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:07,640 to. Come on. 1681 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,560 If that's that'd be the. That's the fun part for us 1682 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:13,760 though, is just convincing them. The first first case, I guess 1683 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:16,160 you want to give us a headache and try to get someone that 1684 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,560 doesn't want to come on. Yeah, I want to. 1685 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:21,960 I want to make us feel bad about ourselves, make them say some 1686 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,960 terrible shit to us beforehand. We'll figure it out. 1687 01:21:24,800 --> 01:21:27,520 We'll figure out who we want. What you want on And let's be 1688 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,560 real, it has to be a Runescape player. 1689 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,480 Does it? No, OK, it doesn't. 1690 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,600 We don't even talk about Runescape. 1691 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,840 But that being said, some of that realistically that's our in 1692 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:42,240 is that someone that does play Runescape and play, oh, I know 1693 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,480 these two people. Yeah. 1694 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,840 Or you can just go for the gold. Let's just like, see if like 1695 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,920 Barack Obama wants to join. Barack Obama might join us. 1696 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:53,960 Yeah, he's, he's a very controversial guy, though. 1697 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:57,920 Like he's really, he says a lot of stuff that goes against 1698 01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,320 YouTube terms of service, I heard. 1699 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,120 Yeah, every time there's a reason he doesn't go on podcast 1700 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,920 is because he just he loses his filter every time he he goes on. 1701 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,680 Really. Oh, dude, it's bad. 1702 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:10,360 Yeah, yeah, really nice tweets. He makes some great tweets. 1703 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:15,760 But dude, I've heard some horror stories about the things he says 1704 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:18,160 into a microphone, man. Like he just now that he's not 1705 01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:21,040 president, like he just lets it loose, let's it fly. 1706 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:24,400 Dude, he's got all the passes. He thinks like it's crazy. 1707 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:26,040 You. Think you know a guy I guess 1708 01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,400 but. Yeah, that's, I don't know, man. 1709 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:32,520 He he can air, he can air out all the beef if he wants to. 1710 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:35,280 Come on the wall, friends. He is more. 1711 01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:38,960 Than more than welcome to join us as as one of our first guests 1712 01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,720 I do think people would enjoy listening to Jake though yeah I 1713 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,720 think I think people like this cool Jake yeah say. 1714 01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:51,480 Yeah, Jake, I foresee him becoming I feel like every like 1715 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:56,200 big, not that this is a podcast, but when I see a podcast, 1716 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:59,320 there's always like a guy in the corner somewhere like that. 1717 01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:02,040 They cut to like once every episode, like saying something 1718 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,480 he. Could be the. 1719 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:06,080 Corner guy. Yeah, dude, we could say 1720 01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:08,640 something to him and then he just sits there like he doesn't 1721 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,560 do anything. But we acknowledge that he's 1722 01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,120 there for a second. Yeah, he could be that guy. 1723 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:14,560 We'll call him Jake. Me. 1724 01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,720 Yeah, we don't have to call him Jake. 1725 01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:16,720 Me. Really. 1726 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:19,840 Yeah, I think probably this Jake's good. 1727 01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,280 I would love that as a corner guy. 1728 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:22,880 Unfair. Well, no, he's not getting paid. 1729 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:26,000 No, we're paid, so we're. Really not. 1730 01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:28,800 Actually, no, it's yeah, no, we cannot get paid. 1731 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,320 Costing us money and it's probably going to for a bit. 1732 01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:33,040 Yeah, yeah, we're, we're in the red. 1733 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:35,440 Everybody you've really. Got you've got to subscribe 1734 01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,240 you've. Got to subscribe to us man. 1735 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:40,880 You got it. Please God, you guys are doing 1736 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,800 this to us. This this painful thing you're 1737 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,760 doing? Listening through the wall. 1738 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:47,400 And we're paying the price for it. 1739 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:51,680 Like, what is that? That's crazy. 1740 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:55,120 No one does that except for us. Except for us. 1741 01:23:56,160 --> 01:24:00,000 OK I I will say this though, if there is a runescape topic you 1742 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:03,440 do want us to discuss and get really hyper specific about no 1743 01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:06,320 fucking PvP. Yeah, we're. 1744 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,520 Talking about that. Here. 1745 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,400 Alright. No, no, no one wants to talk. 1746 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:11,160 About no one wants to talk about that. 1747 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:15,800 If I can get real hyper specific about other shit though alright. 1748 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,360 Like like Jimmy'z already made a whole video on towns he'd live 1749 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,400 in. I'm willing to get very hyper 1750 01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:24,240 specific about some shit. I will listen to to the comments 1751 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,840 on that if you guys have something. 1752 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,520 I've asked you guys to comment four different types of things. 1753 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:30,920 You guys, you're welcome to to have four different types of 1754 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,120 comments if you want. I'm completely OK with that. 1755 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,720 I will read all of them. Yeah, you can. 1756 01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:36,800 You can comment four times. There's nothing against that. 1757 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,080 Maybe space them out a little bit so that YouTube doesn't 1758 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,320 think you're a bot, which you might be, I don't know. 1759 01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:45,440 You're welcome. To watch too, though, it's fine. 1760 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,240 Oh, people were really impressed with us not knowing about bees 1761 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:52,200 and Hornets and Wasps. Dude, I actually brought that up 1762 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,720 to my wife, Yeah, the other day. What did she say? 1763 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,480 Did she say no? I knew that and I was like, 1764 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:58,920 there's no way you knew that. And she was like, I only knew 1765 01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:03,520 that because I had like a whole like lesson on it. 1766 01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:07,360 Oh, OK, That's not fair though. Yeah, that's not fair. 1767 01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,240 That doesn't count. Yeah, no, she got paid to learn 1768 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:12,560 that. There's a guy, I'm not going to 1769 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,160 name him. He knows who he is. 1770 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,520 Dude. He comments like 4 times on 1771 01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:20,360 every single one of my second channel videos and every comment 1772 01:25:20,360 --> 01:25:23,960 he makes is just being a little bit disappointed in me just a 1773 01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,160 little bit. It's something that I'm doing 1774 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:28,760 wrong. It's not my dad for a fact, I 1775 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:33,520 know that, but he could he. This guy has been around for a 1776 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:36,080 long time. He's been, he's on the VOD 1777 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,720 channel, he's over on on my second channel and now he's over 1778 01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:44,600 here and every time he comments as he listens and he finds 1779 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:49,160 something that he doesn't like every time and he is always 1780 01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:51,720 back. Always back every time. 1781 01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:53,640 I don't know if he's enjoying his time here. 1782 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:56,840 I can't tell. I don't know. 1783 01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:00,160 I'll, I'll give him, I'll give him credit, though. 1784 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,880 You know what? Like he's still showing up for 1785 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:03,160 you. He's. 1786 01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:04,600 Showing up and I. Appreciate that. 1787 01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,760 That's the guy. Look, there's people in life 1788 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,920 that you want in your corner, even if it's uncomfortable. 1789 01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,840 Yeah, no, people. That are going to call you on 1790 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,360 your shit. That's that guy. 1791 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:18,480 OK, but to be fair, only about like 20% of the things he calls 1792 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,600 out are even reasonable in the 1st place. 1793 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,000 I disagree with what he's saying a lot. 1794 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,800 I'll say that I'm not afraid to say that I, I'll, I'll stand my 1795 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:30,360 ground, OK, I, I say a lot of things and if I, if I need to 1796 01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:32,840 take them back, you're going to have to pry it out of me. 1797 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:34,600 I'm really bad at taking things back. 1798 01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:40,560 No, not really, but it depends. I'll I'll stand my ground. 1799 01:26:40,560 --> 01:26:42,000 I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 1800 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,560 I. I'll definitely take something 1801 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,800 back if I didn't know anything about. 1802 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,680 It yeah, if I don't know anything about it, but if it's 1803 01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:51,920 my opinion about something, unless, unless I'm learning all 1804 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:55,360 this new crazy information that wasn't really publicly available 1805 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:58,080 or something, then yeah, I'll, I'll take that back. 1806 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,280 So you're saying your opinions have weight to them because 1807 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,120 you're actually thinking about what you're saying. 1808 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:05,320 Yeah, usually I try, I try to think. 1809 01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:07,560 I don't think you're doing a good enough job. 1810 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,560 You didn't convince me of that until now. 1811 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,760 Also what is this guy talking about Tiny Rick he said Love you 1812 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,920 both but Kev calling himself out is so real and appreciated. 1813 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,560 The personal growth is great. Guys, what is what? 1814 01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:20,080 Did I say? I don't know. 1815 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:22,440 What did you what did you call yourself out on? 1816 01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:25,040 Did you even mean to if you did? I don't know what he's. 1817 01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:29,680 Look here, here's this time I'm going to answer this question 1818 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:35,200 for you, OK? For the past five months, yeah. 1819 01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,080 Or so of my life. Yeah. 1820 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:42,520 My wife has sworn that she has told me things and I say I, I 1821 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:44,640 always respond saying you did not say that to me. 1822 01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:48,280 And after about 30 seconds, I'm convincing. 1823 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:49,840 I'm like, you actually did say that to me. 1824 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:56,200 I my memory's shot right now. Yes, this is what happens when 1825 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:59,760 you don't sleep that much. My memory. 1826 01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:02,160 Is shot. Yeah, the kid thing I forgot. 1827 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:07,520 So look, if I had a personal growth moment, that's great. 1828 01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:11,440 Here's the thing. I I carry lessons with me even 1829 01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:13,760 if I forget how I learned that lesson. 1830 01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:21,440 Like if, if I like if I jam my finger in a door, you know, And 1831 01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,160 because I'm sure we've all done that when we were kids. 1832 01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:27,760 I don't remember the last time I did, but I will not put my 1833 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:30,160 finger in that door. So if I have personal growth, I 1834 01:28:30,160 --> 01:28:33,520 might not remember why I had that personal growth, but I I 1835 01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:36,600 still carry that with me. Don't miss your comment. 1836 01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:38,920 Thank. Thank you for for acknowledging 1837 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:40,680 that. Yeah, you're a good guy, is what 1838 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:42,880 he's basically saying. Yeah, I appreciate that. 1839 01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:44,720 I'll take that compliment. Thank you. 1840 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,880 Yeah, I I like people that realize that people can grow, 1841 01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:49,880 you know? Yeah, I think, I think there's a 1842 01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:52,680 lot of people that, you know, think that there's no going, 1843 01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:56,920 there's no changing. So there's no you are the same 1844 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:58,400 person. You're the. 1845 01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:02,520 Exact same person at 17 and at 32 exactly. 1846 01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:06,600 Yeah, no, yeah, you've that 18 year old version of you. 1847 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:09,840 He's still there. He's he's still. 1848 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:12,040 Not listening to his mom. Does not know how to talk to 1849 01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:13,840 women. Does not listen to his mom. 1850 01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:16,280 He's he's not great. He's not a great guy, not. 1851 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:20,160 A great guy, dude and. Here he is not not reformed, 1852 01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:22,160 just right there. Right here. 1853 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:26,120 Oh, there was a lot. I forgot about the moose talk. 1854 01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:29,080 Dude, we talked a lot about that moose for a long time. 1855 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,200 I'm not going to go back to it. I'm not going to continue 1856 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,520 talking about it. Do you have a new one for us or 1857 01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:36,000 a new scenario? Yeah. 1858 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,560 Did you think about that? You said you were. 1859 01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:41,760 Going to I I do have a new scenario, but it's not no like I 1860 01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:44,240 I tried it out and Jake right before and he's like, that's 1861 01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:45,760 really bad dude. Don't bring that up. 1862 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:47,400 Did he give you an alternative he usually has? 1863 01:29:47,400 --> 01:29:50,000 One I didn't like his either. This is how he came to truck 1864 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,880 stop orgasm, he said. Like if you think about like 1865 01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,040 you're driving a truck and the brakes cut out and you're going 1866 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,040 downhill. And I was like, yeah. 1867 01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:00,680 And then what? He was like, work from there. 1868 01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:01,920 I'm like, there's nothing to work with. 1869 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,560 What am I? What am I doing? 1870 01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:07,880 What am I putting Jimmy in? What sort of situation am I 1871 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:10,360 putting him in? I'm just basically killing him 1872 01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:12,080 in the situation. I. 1873 01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,480 Guess what? Would you OK, fine here? 1874 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:19,040 If you're in a truck and it's going to crash into something, 1875 01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:21,960 you'll be fine. But it's crashing into one 1876 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:23,760 thing, the other thing, or both things go down. 1877 01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:28,960 You'd rather rather crash into, let's say, a school. 1878 01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:31,200 Are you doing a trolley situation right now? 1879 01:30:31,840 --> 01:30:33,840 Yeah. Are you doing a trolley lever 1880 01:30:34,400 --> 01:30:35,080 problem? But. 1881 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:43,000 This is truck without brakes. Look, I will come back with the 1882 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:48,360 strongest possible situation maybe, but are you crashing into 1883 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,760 the school or are you crashing into the hospital? 1884 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,480 I I have an I have an answer for this. 1885 01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:54,680 This is a terrible one. This is awful. 1886 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,720 But go ahead, go give your answer. 1887 01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:58,280 No, you have to give your answer first. 1888 01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:00,280 I'm not going to let you. I'm not going to. 1889 01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:03,200 Answer that's a terrible one. It's just terrible. 2 terrible 1890 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,680 things happening. The first one that you gave was 1891 01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:08,320 a survival thing. Whether I would do it or not 1892 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:12,600 like that, that's a that's a cool one to like put myself in 1893 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:16,240 that position of like you get a really nice reward if you try 1894 01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:19,800 this out, but you could die. This one's like who who you 1895 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:23,040 killing that doesn't deserve it. This is Jake scenario though. 1896 01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,360 I I told you it wasn't. This is terrible. 1897 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:26,880 This isn't good. It wasn't. 1898 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:28,320 Good. Well, can you give yours at 1899 01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:29,440 least? What was the one that he didn't 1900 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:32,560 like of yours? Not it's, it's not. 1901 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:34,160 He really. He really? 1902 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:35,600 Made me see it wasn't good. Dude. 1903 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:38,200 It was. It was a crock of shit, I'm 1904 01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,120 willing to admit that. Here's the thing, the. 1905 01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:44,000 Answer to this question though, at the very least is you crash 1906 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,560 into the school. Here's why you crash into the 1907 01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:47,560 school. If it's summer, automatically no 1908 01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:51,680 one's there. If it is any time past 3:00 PM, 1909 01:31:52,080 --> 01:31:56,840 basically no one's there. All right, so at at worst, 1910 01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:59,280 you're just you're just destroying a first grade grade 1911 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,960 classroom. Like maybe, maybe they just have 1912 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:05,800 to all scooch in, you know, and be in one first grade classroom. 1913 01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:08,080 Dude, now that you're close to the camera, you got some nice 1914 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:09,960 skin. You got some shiny. 1915 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:12,120 Fucking real shiny. When I get close. 1916 01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:14,200 Yeah, dude, you got a nice one. I'm going. 1917 01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:15,680 I'm back here. I'm fine. 1918 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:19,000 Yeah, dude, I I've been getting real tanned by accident. 1919 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,000 How are? You getting tanned by accident 1920 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,720 just. Going for walks with my wife 1921 01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:24,320 every day. My baby. 1922 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:28,680 And like I just. Dude, I told, I told Flynn that 1923 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:33,240 you, you, you do 7500 steps every day and she's like, how's 1924 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:34,920 he do that? And I'm like, well, he walks. 1925 01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:40,000 She's like, yeah, but but how? What do you mean how he walks 1926 01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:42,000 in? Yeah, his. 1927 01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:44,360 Legs you just start and then you don't stop until you hit the 1928 01:32:44,360 --> 01:32:44,840 number. Yeah. 1929 01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:47,080 And then she made like a growling sound, like she was 1930 01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:49,720 upset at that, like as as if that like pissed her off that 1931 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:51,880 you walked to get the steps. And I was like, I don't know 1932 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:53,520 what you were expecting him to do. 1933 01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:56,360 I I do the easiest version of it, you just. 1934 01:32:56,360 --> 01:32:59,240 Walk. I think it was the 45 minutes to 1935 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:01,440 an hour part that really threw her off, that she didn't. 1936 01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:03,360 She did not like that part, Yeah. 1937 01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:08,280 No to be fair, like it's really good for your brain though like 1938 01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:12,000 to just being out for like an hour like it clears your head in 1939 01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:15,240 the best way possible. Yeah, if we're at the point over 1940 01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:18,440 here, though, where if we want to walk, we have to start waking 1941 01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:22,960 up so early to do it because once it hits like 8:30 AM, Oh my 1942 01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:26,680 God, dude, it's it's nauseating to go outside. 1943 01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:29,760 Like it's actually messed up. Yeah, Is not. 1944 01:33:29,760 --> 01:33:31,520 Get a walking pad dude, those are great. 1945 01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:34,160 Yeah, I yeah, She was talking about one of those because I 1946 01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:36,800 remember your little wife had had that going on. 1947 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:39,600 That's right. Yeah, I remember Facetiming you 1948 01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:40,800 guys. She was on it. 1949 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:44,000 I moved it. I I could have shown you, could 1950 01:33:44,240 --> 01:33:46,400 have shown you me walking on a pad that no one would have cared 1951 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:47,840 about. But no, it's gone. 1952 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:51,240 Dude, I really like this comment from Z Mac X he goes best of 1953 01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:53,800 luck to you both. The podcast Nisha is a dog eat 1954 01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:58,160 dog world out there. Really, I'm like, I don't, I 1955 01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:00,000 mean podcasts. Tearing each other down. 1956 01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:02,000 I, I I. I would have thought that it was 1957 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:04,760 not really like that. Like I, I, I feel like what's 1958 01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:08,960 there to really, you know, compete with, like, I mean. 1959 01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:12,080 Other people talking, I guess I don't. 1960 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:16,080 Know yeah like getting guests on like I. 1961 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:21,360 I don't know if look, if look here's here's if we get into a 1962 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:24,800 scuffle with another podcast, which we're not one. 1963 01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:28,040 So that's weird. That's already a point against 1964 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:31,880 them. Then you guys are kind of 1965 01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:35,760 obligated to jump in for us because you're the ones causing 1966 01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:36,960 this. So don't. 1967 01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:40,840 Organize, don't pre organize. I hate mom. 1968 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:43,840 Oh. We don't do that. 1969 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:46,440 Well, we don't have a destination for them. 1970 01:34:46,440 --> 01:34:49,160 So it's, I mean, we'll just load them up and we'll send them out 1971 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:51,280 what we need to. Oh my God. 1972 01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:53,280 Yeah, it's fine, dude. Just get them. 1973 01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:55,120 Get them ready. You know, you got to train your 1974 01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:58,920 soldiers before sending them off to war, you know what I mean? 1975 01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:01,640 It's fine. Look, I I do not want anyone 1976 01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:04,040 shitting on other people and we don't. 1977 01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,960 Have anyone for you to shit on? OK, it's fine. 1978 01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:10,080 All right. And we'll never true it's it's. 1979 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:12,200 Look, you want to shit on something, go shit on the the 1980 01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:16,000 concept of empty calories. Dude, Go, go, go get fucking mad 1981 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,320 at Kellogg's. Dude, look at all their cereal 1982 01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:20,560 that the things like corn is supposed to have fiber. 1983 01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:23,120 They remove the fiber out of all their cereal. 1984 01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,360 So you're eating empty calories for a while. 1985 01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:27,880 For a while. Oh, they brought it back though. 1986 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:31,280 No, they didn't bring it back. So why'd you say for a while 1987 01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:33,000 that implies it's not like that anymore? 1988 01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:35,520 No it this has been going on for a while. 1989 01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:40,640 Oh like it's been like this is so stupid dude I hate English 1990 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:43,440 sometimes it's so confusing. No, no, we don't. 1991 01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,480 We don't get the point across when people are trying to. 1992 01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:47,120 Learn language. Yeah, yeah. 1993 01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:49,960 Also, a lot of people are really, you know, they're 1994 01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:54,400 scratching their heads. The fact that on our page, our 1995 01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:58,520 YouTube channel page, in the playlists, one of the playlists 1996 01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:03,000 is named like it's it's labeled as a podcast on there, which 1997 01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:05,720 look, I don't have control of what that says. 1998 01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:09,400 That's not me doing that. It's not an admission. 1999 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:12,720 It's not me, you know, letting you guys win here. 2000 01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:15,960 That's just what it does. It just puts it like that. 2001 01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:17,120 I just don't think I can do about it. 2002 01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:21,120 I can't relabel a whole system that's just stop getting excited 2003 01:36:21,120 --> 01:36:22,920 over things that aren't real. It's. 2004 01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:24,880 Weird dude. Oh look at that, we rolled up 2005 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:29,920 the 4.6 case subscribers. I want to see at least a million 2006 01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:32,960 from this one. If we don't hit a million by 2007 01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:36,120 next Friday, I'm pissed off. I will be mad. 2008 01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:40,800 That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, I will come up with a 2009 01:36:40,800 --> 01:36:43,080 scenario for you next time. Probably. 2010 01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:44,480 You should. Probably come up with a with a, 2011 01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:46,840 a multitude of them. Like just constantly be 2012 01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:49,520 brainstorming this like like rewire your brain to. 2013 01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:51,680 Constantly be I've had a busy ass week. 2014 01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:55,880 I, dude, normally, normally I'm, I'm listening off some fucking 2015 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:58,840 bullshit scenario every day and I could just be writing it down 2016 01:36:58,840 --> 01:37:04,120 then, but I, I have not been doing that in a minute. 2017 01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:07,920 But look, I, I'll, I'll start the machine up again and I'm 2018 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,960 gonna, I'm gonna just keep putting you in some fucking life 2019 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:13,320 or death situations for some good amount of money, like 2020 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:17,960 $50,000 at the very least. And we're gonna get one person 2021 01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:20,760 and 1 lucky person in the audience will get to pay that 2022 01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:24,360 that fee to you. Yeah, also that guy that 2023 01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:29,000 somewhat named our our podcast, he's not getting the $0.38 2024 01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:32,160 'cause he left that that very hateful filled comment. 2025 01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:37,000 About. About parasocial, so he's kind 2026 01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:41,440 of maybe we'll give that $0.38 away to someone else that. 2027 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:43,920 'D be great. Maybe not guaranteed. 2028 01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:47,400 Subscribe dude, look, here's my closing thought. 2029 01:37:47,480 --> 01:37:53,120 Have you ever thought to yourself, if a million people 2030 01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:58,480 give me $1.00, I will have $1,000,000 and then I'm willing 2031 01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:02,920 to do that for five more people. So we make 6 people and, and 2032 01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:07,840 then the changes keeps going. I, I paid $5 out of out of, you 2033 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:11,920 know that chain. I gave 55 people $1.00 each. 2034 01:38:12,480 --> 01:38:16,040 Like we, we could make millionaires overnight, right? 2035 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:18,640 Like have you ever thought about that scenario of like? 2036 01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:21,400 I've definitely thought about the like one person giving a 2037 01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:23,720 dollar because that's what, that's what Wikipedia does 2038 01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,560 sometimes. They're like, if everyone just 2039 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:28,040 gave us this amount of money, we'd have this much and we could 2040 01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:30,400 be awesome. It's like, dude, what? 2041 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:32,240 Yeah, we we got a Wikipedia people. 2042 01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:34,520 Yeah, that that doesn't work anymore. 2043 01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:35,760 Dude. There's no way they're getting 2044 01:38:35,760 --> 01:38:38,960 money from people that way are. They maybe they. 2045 01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:40,240 Are. Maybe they are. 2046 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:43,000 I don't know, I I'm sorry Wikipedia, I've never donated. 2047 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,440 No and I. You seem to be fine. 2048 01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:48,920 They they've donated to other things, other good causes. 2049 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:50,040 Yeah. Not. 2050 01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:53,240 Reading high quality information in a very easily to digest 2051 01:38:53,240 --> 01:38:55,440 format. I I have not read the actual 2052 01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:59,720 real life wiki in a while, but I I've read the Runescape one all 2053 01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:01,480 the time. I'll give them my dollar, dude. 2054 01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:04,040 I'll give them my dollar. They're. 2055 01:39:04,040 --> 01:39:07,640 The wiki team is fucking goaded the the OSRS wiki team. 2056 01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,920 They are the fucking best. Dude, yeah, there's, there's no 2057 01:39:09,920 --> 01:39:13,600 one even close like I, I always get, I always get shocked when I 2058 01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:18,160 see another game's wiki and it's like, it's it's 1% of the 2059 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:21,160 quality, like the OSRS one. It's crazy. 2060 01:39:21,720 --> 01:39:25,280 Yeah, All right. Well, I guess we shouldn't 2061 01:39:25,400 --> 01:39:29,520 linger around too long. Yeah, everyone, let's consider 2062 01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,680 this whole dollar theory, guys. We can make a lot of people 2063 01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:37,280 happy here. Yeah, let's what are we, what, 2064 01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,800 what do we want them to do for that exactly? 2065 01:39:39,920 --> 01:39:43,440 Like we just pick like a bunch of like, I don't know, like 20 2066 01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:49,360 random people out of a million just, you know, like, and here's 2067 01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:52,400 the thing, I basically just invented the lottery with this, 2068 01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:56,480 OK? Because let's say you pay $20 2069 01:39:57,200 --> 01:40:01,640 and now you have a 20 and a million shot to win that, to win 2070 01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:06,880 $1,000,000, OK. And so $20 million enters. 20 2071 01:40:06,880 --> 01:40:09,400 happy contestants leave. I guess I just invented the 2072 01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:10,920 lottery again. Yeah, that is the lottery. 2073 01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:12,480 Yeah, everyone. It's gambling. 2074 01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:14,800 You're inventing gambling. Don't gamble. 2075 01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:16,720 Thanks for watching guys. We'll see you next week. 2076 01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:17,960 Yeah, see you later. Everyone. 2077 01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:20,200 Don't gamble. This isn't going to happen. 2078 01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:22,560 The lottery already exists and we're not endorsing it. 2079 01:40:22,760 --> 01:40:24,320 Thanks for watching and listening. 2080 01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:24,800 Bye.