You ready? For what?
Nothing like this is not how we're starting.
It. Oh, yeah.
I thought you had something like planned.
You were preparing me like, Are you ready for this 'cause I'm
about to do it like it's, I'm about to pull the trigger.
Here it comes. OK, Yeah, we can start.
Yeah. Yeah, I want you to know because
you've probably seen Out of the Past.
This would be episode 6 out of five of the six podcasts we
recorded. Not a podcast, by the way.
I have been wearing a black shirt and you might be thinking,
is that his only black shirt? No, I actually got a deal on
these black shirts. Yeah, I got eight.
OK, $30. And I'm starting to realize why
I'm running out of black shirts like a cartoon character cuz
they shrink so fast. If I were to stand up, dude, I I
would, I would look like a belly dancer and it wouldn't be good.
No, no. Do you have a problem with
shrinking things 'cause like I, all of my stuff shrinks forever.
Like it keeps shrinking no matter what I do to try and
prevent it, yeah. Yeah, I feel like it's trying to
make me feel worse about myself and it's succeeding.
All of the things it. Works every time.
I feel like a piece of shit every time I put clothes back on
after they come out of the the dryer.
Yeah, it makes me feel really bad.
Maybe it should make me feel bad.
Maybe this is motivation that I need, but I would prefer if my
clothes that I bought in certain sizes remained the same.
I agree, but that that's just not how it works.
You got to you got to hang dry it though.
If you you got to be that guy that hang dry your stuff.
I'm not ever going to be that person.
I'm just going to buy eight more shirts, just not at a discount.
Yeah, you do wear a lot of black shirts and it makes.
It's it's. Thumbnail work real tough for
me. You're.
Welcome. Look, I have other shirts and I
it's not even something I tried to do where like I always wear a
black shirt. It's just I get on my shirt for
the day. And statistically speaking, if I
have 15 shirts and over half of them are black shirts, that's
what I'm going to wear for that day.
No, I get that. Yeah, I I got to buy new ones.
Maybe I'll go with a different color.
I'm willing to take suggestions. How about a dark blue?
How about a Navy? A dark Navy.
Blue. Not from you, not from you.
I get that from other people. I get that.
No, I you shouldn't. You shouldn't take advice for me
or suggestions for me. I've only.
Known you for 14 years of my life, I'm the.
Last guy that should be giving you any advice or yeah you
shouldn't listen to me. Exactly, although I will ask
your advice on this. I was just talking to ASAP
before and when I were working on a little something.
Yeah, we we're working on a band name.
We have a few suggestions. What do you mean a band?
Name. Just, you know, band names in
general that like people might, you know, want to use maybe
they'll pay royalties for the name type of thing.
So I'm going to run a a a couple paths.
You I want to see what you think of these.
So first up we got truck stop orgasm.
OK, that's not going to. Work well.
Why is that not going to? Work.
It has orgasm in the name that's going to.
That's a lot of brand deals out the window immediately.
People aren't going to pay for that.
There's like, there's sex on fire, that's a band.
Right. Yeah, and and there's there's
bands like 5 Finger Death Punch that's not like brand friendly.
People want to work with them all the time.
That's so different, though. That's five finger death punch
is not a that's that's dude that yeah, yeah, sure you could you
could argue fist. Yeah, violence.
Dude, violence. OK, violence is whatever.
People pay for violence like they they don't care that
violence is there. There's Counter Strike
tournaments, there's Valor and Turners, there's death in those
games and stuff, you know, like that doesn't.
Yeah, but no. One No one believes them.
No one believes the the cartoon characters 'cause they spawn in
the next round. No one is sitting there worrying
about losing the. Plot here, Let's back up.
OK, you said orgasm in the name and.
That's like, that's more intimate orgasm, yeah.
That that's more intimate. Out of 10, if you had to write
the name, where would that land? OK, can can I ask this question?
What kind of band is this? Is it a rock band?
Metal like EDM? Like what are we?
Well. I I want you to take a shot in
the dark. What does it sound like?
I feel like you know it. It sounds like a it's like a
punk band. How do you truck stop orgasm?
OK, but punk band, I, I, I don't think of punk bands when I think
of truck stops. Is the problem there?
They they don't, they're looking mesh together.
They're looking, they're looking for like that grungy feeling,
you know what I mean? Truck stop org think about like
this truck stop orgasm. Like look at that.
There's like a little spice you put on the end of it, dude.
People would be like DSODSO. People are like like freaking
out dude. When you said that just now, it
sounded like when you get a kill streak on Halo and you just say
truck step orgasm. Yeah, dude, that was cool.
Yeah, dude, yeah. And then try it with the name.
Yeah, what Truck. Truck stop orgasm.
Dude, yes, it's exactly it's the same.
Thing, it's starting to come up in your mind, at least for some
reasons. Yeah, not for the band reason,
it completely defeats that that approach, but I like it for
that. I like it for Halo.
Look, that sounds nice. I'll.
Take it So Jake really wanted me to run this one by you, you
know, 8 set. He he said he's been saving this
one daylight boner. What do you think of that one?
Why are all of these sex related?
What what like. OK, that's not like it's not
strictly sex related. Daylight boner.
OK, he's been workshopping this one for a while.
He says he's been holding it, you know, for a rainy day.
It's a rainy day. So what do you think of Daylight
Boner? That that sounds like getting
what? What is it?
He's going to go to jail. You're going to go If you're
talking about a boner in broad daylight, OK, Because that's
what the band is implying there. Daylight boner Not good.
All right, so you're probably not going to like Unreasonably
Long Foot then, is the last band name.
I mean, at least it's not something to do with the orgasm
or boner. It's like, OK, yeah, people with
foot fetishes or whatever, but that's not, I mean, that's just
a goofy thing in general. I mean, I get that, but.
It's it doesn't roll off the tongue at all.
Also let me say that. Well, yeah.
So here's the thing. I I think you're looking at the
other two band names, you know, with with a little bit of like
you're looking at it through the the wrong lens.
Like it's you got to look at it like it's art.
You know what I mean? I am you, you, you.
So you, you hear truck stop orgasm and you're thinking, you
know, that's disgusting, that's sexual.
Cause to me, like I, I hear, I hear a classic coming out of the
woods. I, I hear something that is way
worse but sounds the same if you're listening to it on your
iPod, driving really quickly on the highway of like My Chemical
Romance, something like a like Welcome to the Black Parade,
Truck Stop orgasm. They're making something way
worse than that. But they're they're definitely
making three albums. People are buying them.
We don't know why no one admits that they're a fan.
The craziest part is like when you were describing that you
sent me back in time to like the early 2000s because you said
iPod, and then My Chemical Romance, which was like, whoa,
we're here now. We have just time travelled.
So is this supposed to have already happened?
Like this is this band should have already.
That's a problem. They are.
They only appeal to people that have iPods.
OK, that's AI, don't know how many many people that is, that's
not. Many these days.
Are relics those are relics nowadays I.
Think they're like, they're all like, you know, filling up a
landfill real nice right now. IPods.
Yeah, iPods. Yeah, landfills and drawers that
you haven't opened in 15. Years you're gonna find it.
It can be like, this is gonna be worth the money one day.
I'll come to find out it's not going to be worth money one day.
You know, like a Pokémon card. I had iPod like I had an iPod at
one point. I know for a fact I would not
have ever tossed it in the trash can.
It's somewhere. It has to be somewhere.
Like there's no way I wouldn't have thrown it away.
I I have like 2 iPods and I if you put a gun to my head and
said find it within the next 30 minutes I would tell you to pull
the trigger right then and there.
It's never being found. Damn.
Yeah, I know I have too, though from different points in my
childhood. Jeez, dude.
OK, all right. Do you need?
Do you have more band names or or can I get onto this next
thing? From the Wall friends, no, if
you don't like any of the band names, that's fine.
Maybe people in the comments section will like comment and
subscribe and say that they love Truck Stop Orgasm and they get
what I'm going for with that or Jake's name.
Daylight boner, you know, and. I'm a big TSO fan, man.
The TSO TSO. Oh God.
Can't get enough of TSO. Yeah, yeah.
That's the branding. Sucks but I'm into.
It love their posters though. Good God they really nailed the
designs. Yeah, now you know exactly
what's going to be on that poster.
Yeah. Dude, Speaking of which, we are
designed for this. It was created like after we had
recorded the last episode. So we, because in that last
episode we were like, OK, yeah, we'll probably have something by
the time this is up. And we didn't, we did.
And we did. We did.
My friend Laser Laser Lord, he is he he's going to, he just
graduated school for graphic design.
You can tell. You can tell because it looks
good. It looks really good, you have.
Like a lot of nice ones too. Like a lot of surprisingly nice
ones. Actually, not even it's only
surprising to me because I was like, wait, you already got this
done with someone and like it looks really good.
Like I I didn't expect that many high quality designs that quick.
I'm not going to sit here and glaze him.
I don't know this guy. You you might know him for for a
long time. I'm not going to glaze him like
that, but he did do a good job. He did do a good job.
Yeah, he's really good at bricks.
It was very apparent that he knew the layout of bricks, the
way that they're supposed to be spaced and stacked on top of
each other. I did have to call him out for
one. There was a version of the
bricks that definitely looked like there was a Dick going
inside of the bricks based on the shape he used.
And I said, look, if you send that to me, people are never
going to let that down. It's going to be like how Star
Forge and people say like, Oh yeah, that's that's a Dick for
the logo. We would forever have a Dick in
our logo if I had like said, yeah, that's a great thing that
you just sent me so. I guess that's not a bad thing
though. Oh wait, I think I know what
you're talking about. It's like like the with the
balls. With balls, right, It's, yeah.
It's on the side going in, yeah. Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, it's pretty apparent. Once you see it, you can't, you
can't Unsee it anymore. So I'm glad we don't have that
going for us because. Or we could look there's always
time to change our logo. We could change it back.
We could make an alternate logo for the sake of like merchant
stuff. Like the Dick, the Dick Brick,
we could call it. Oh, oh, it's kind of nice,
right? Yeah, yeah, the Dick Brick line.
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
Dude are we going to do merch or should we just do merch for us
like you and me only? You know what?
I. Think we'll care about merch?
I'll I'm going to wear the shirts.
I'm going to buy 100 of them. Yeah, I think me and you will
get the shirts, We'll wear them and then we'll see if anyone
else is like, yeah, I see myself wearing that.
Yeah. And then I don't think anyone
will I don't I. Don't know, man.
I don't know. I don't.
I don't get people anymore. I don't get them.
We're Speaking of not getting these guys.
OK, This was a thought that I had that really needs to be
addressed because this is, you know, this is a new audience
here. You know, we got them.
And so we created this channel and we, we started sending
people here, right? And I, I started thinking to
myself, you know, these guys are kind of slutty.
These guys, they were so fucking easy, dude.
They did not make us work for this at all.
You know, normally we have to beg.
We gotta, we, we gotta beg them. We gotta put out consistent
content for months to get their subscription.
These guys, they saw a new channel made, right?
Yeah. They subscribed instantly, they
didn't even care, but they just gave themselves to us.
I will. Say very cool of you guys, but
there's only as of right now a little bit less than 4.6 K.
That's not something I would say people are being that slutty
for. I would say, yeah, that's true.
I would say that they are being a little bit of a tease though.
Like that. Really.
Like a little bit of a flirt, yeah.
Like they were flirting with the idea of this channel.
But we can agree that like all those guys coming in saying like
sub 100 club, sub one, I got here at six, I was a 62nd
subscriber. Like those guys are whores,
right? Like those guys we can, yeah.
But. You know, kind of like, like
whores that you like you like that you, you, you visit them
often. If this if they were in a
brothel in the 1800s, dude, you're going them, you know them
by name. You're like, you're like, how
are the kids? Yeah, we need them.
We need them. I'm just pointing out the
obvious, making sure that they understand that they know what
they're signing up themselves for.
You know, I like them. I like them.
Yeah, I do too, every time. Someone subscribes, I go thanks,
I say thank you. Out loud, right?
I say thank you out loud, but you know, it's just people don't
subscribe. I don't look at it.
So because like I know if I look at it and like 300 people
subscribe, I'm stuck there for like the next probably like 5
minutes or so. Yeah, everything in your life
gets delayed, like your baby doesn't get to eat on time, does
not get. To eat on time.
Wife doesn't seem to understand it yet.
I'm going to stay firm on this. She's going to have to
understand that. Yeah, I mean, she needs to, you
know, this, this is, it's not paying the bills yet.
It's actually making us $0.00 as of right now, but it will cost,
it's actually costing us quite a bit of money to do this.
But you know what? We're in it for the love of the
game for now, not forever. We will not be in this for the
love of the game forever, but this will be weekly.
By the way, we haven't said that this is.
Are we not? We have not said that yet, no.
This is weekly. This is weekly.
It is actually penciled in. We've got our editor, Ginge,
We've got us. We've got the set up perfect.
It's going to be weekly, every, every Friday.
I I'm thinking every Friday, every.
Friday, I like that every Friday, are we going to have
like a a set time like a a Friday, a Friday at like 3:00 PM
or something? Maybe, yeah, maybe.
Maybe like a? We should have a very set
schedule with this. Yeah, maybe 12:00 PM Pacific,
3:00 PM Eastern. Maybe I like that.
Yeah, Yeah, that's real nice. I know.
Some people aren't going to be too happy because people want to
listen to it in the morning when they're, you know, because we
have a lot of truckers here already.
I can feel it. That's why you might have a
little bit of offended audience at that name that you were
throwing around earlier. No dude, if anything they would
they would know exactly what I'm talking about with truck stop
orgasm and. Why don't you call it the the
Glory Hold Truckers or something?
The Glory Hold truckers. Yeah, if you're going to get
crazy. Take that's taking them down.
All right. You think so that how is that?
That's not we're not going back to this.
There's no way we're going back to this.
You brought it up. I'm just saying I'm going to
stick up for them. They they love truck stop
orgasm. I think that's like the main
point, like audience of that band.
But we don't got to get bogged down by the details.
No, we don't. We shouldn't I, I think first
time we used that first time I used that collaborators thing
where it's like the someone uploads and then, you know, it's
like you're, I did it with my second channel.
So that like you did with yours, the people got to see in their
sub box. I'm thinking we do that a couple
more times and then and then we just fuck off with that.
Like we don't. Yeah, I think so too.
Yeah. Just a couple more times to
really let them know that we are talking to each other and you
can listen through your wall right now for the next hour and
change. Yeah, definitely.
You can do that. It's not even a question.
Oh, Speaking of of listening and the ways you can listen, dude,
Apple, what is with what is wrong with them?
The Apple podcast, dude. Didn't work.
Did not work. OK, look, there's some people
here who have, look, I, I mean, they're probably not even
listening anymore because it's not an Apple podcast.
So sorry, but it's impossible for anybody to post their
podcast to Apple right now. They have made it actually
impossible to log on with an existing Apple account or a new
one entirely. We both tried with two different
accounts, did we not? Like we both.
Yeah. And we could both not get into
the Apple Podcast connect thing. It just gives you an error or
like a login loop, it doesn't let you do shit.
So I have no way of of posting it up because they've made it
impossible. Unless someone in this audience,
they're like, I only listened to an Apple podcast because I work
at Apple. If you work at Apple and you're
able to make this work, Yeah, you.
You let us know. You let us know we're going to
make something happen, yeah. And we, because as of right now,
I mean, my hands are tied and I, I've tried to press the contact
page and, you know, they do the greatest thing ever is when you
press contact, it just brings you to a, a, a frequently asked
questions thing, which I get, you know, they probably have a
lot of stupid questions coming in.
This one's not stupid, though. It's a very real.
Yeah. Why are you not letting me post
a podcast making everybody money?
Like what? What is going on there?
You get literally advertisers, you know, that's they're losing
money by not letting us do it. That's true, which sucks for
them, but you know, what are you going to do?
Nothing. As of right now you can listen
to it on Spotify though. Yeah, Spotify, and there's a few
other ones that I posted it to that I don't even remember the
name of, but there's like some people like their little niche
podcast. Yeah, like they use Michael,
Michael Phi and and stuff like that.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly, dude.
Yeah, whatever that one is. It's very real, yeah.
So it's not on us on someone else this time.
This is not on us. I've tried being incredibly
responsible about this. This is the most organized I've
ever been with anything in a long time.
I think. Yeah, Like it's it's been nice
for me to practice this. I miss this makes it gives me
nostalgia, being disorganized. I've not organized like this in
forever. Just having your shit together
makes you nostalgic. Yeah, 'cause it's been so long.
It reminds me of the old me. I haven't seen him in a while.
Here's a secret. My wife is organized enough for
both of us so I don't got to worry about anything.
Yeah, see, it's me that has to be organized for the both of.
Us, the two of you. Oh yeah, Button's really kind of
a piece of crap when it comes to the organization.
Yeah, she's getting a lot better.
Yeah, but both of us were pretty helpless for a while.
Yeah, I mean. I think, I think you just need
to start with some sort of like a three strike rule with her,
you think and you can participate too.
No, yeah. No, I know because.
Are we talking like hitting or what's going on?
No. No, definitely not.
That's that's terrible. All right, I'm talking.
I'm talking like something that's like a punishment.
She knows she's being punished, but it's not too cruel anything,
you know what I mean? So I I think like, you know,
nothing happens for strike one or two, right?
But it's it's like a warning. It's like like you do not want
strike. Great.
Like a little like that Like. No, no, no, not.
Nothing like that. We're not.
About that, we're not about
that. Trying to trying to understand.
Yeah, so like, like, let's say you go downstairs.
Strike one now. Oh, guess who didn't clean up
after dinner? You know, that's strike one.
Strike two, guess who? You know, I I did the laundry.
Guess who didn't fold it? That's straight, too.
Yeah. She does something like, you
know, guess who didn't get the mail and, you know, left their
mailbox all dirty. Strike three.
You make her sleep outside for a month.
You and you, you do it in the nicest way possible.
You set up a bed. You give her extra blankets.
It gets cold at night sometimes. And.
You get, you give her a fan, you can automatic timer.
It goes on at like, you know, 6:00 or 7:00 AM that it just
wakes her up, you know, beautiful rest.
And you know, it's like, look, she learned a lesson, but you
didn't treat her poorly in the process.
You know what I mean? No, you're very gentle about it.
Yeah, you were gentle about it. You were giving her a nice kick
in the pants of like, look, sweetheart, this is because I
love you. Yeah.
You got to sleep outside for a month and a half.
You had three strikes. That's the rule.
Dude, that could work. That could work big time it.
Could work and it would work, and I feel as though if she
understood the consequences beforehand, she would maybe get
one strike before she realizes that you're there to play ball.
No. You you can make it.
You can make it so even too, like, you can be like, look,
sweetheart, I'm a part of this, all right?
Yeah, Three strikes and then I have to make dinner for the day.
Like I, I don't want to do that, but I will, you know, something
like that. It's important to participate in
that so you're not a hypocrite. Otherwise, yeah, Otherwise she's
not going to think it's fair, you know?
But like 03 strikes, I'm out. You got to fold my laundry.
That sucks for me. I don't like the way you fold my
laundry. Something like that, something
like you know even both, both of you are evenly.
Punished I I like that. That's a good system.
I think it could work. I'm going to try it.
I might start her out on strike two though.
Well, you, you, you got to do what you got to do, you know?
It's fine dude. And and you, you can be fun
about it. You can be like, we're going to
explain the rules as we go. She doesn't know.
She doesn't know against her strikes.
That could work out really well for all of us.
That might be nice. That might be sweet.
She would appreciate it. It's fun, quirky activity.
You know when you look up, you ever look up on Google like fun
date ideas for couples? This could be like a a fun
system for couples. Yeah.
With 100%. Effectively like a a reliability
system. Yes, yes, reliability.
It's not the that's not the word.
I'm you're taking. Is it reliability?
No taking. She, she will be.
Responsibility Account. Holding yourself accountable.
Accountability. Accountability system.
Yeah, yeah, hold yourself accountable by sleeping on the
rocks, outside, on a bed, on a bed.
On a bed. A bed on top of the rocks.
There's a lot of layers in between.
It's basically comfortable. It is absolutely.
Comfortable. Well, I know it's crazy, dude.
What? You know there's people that
just do that for fun. It's called camping.
That's so stupid, by the way. Let me just say that.
Do you like camping? Have you ever enjoyed camping
before? I was a Boy Scout and yeah, and
I hated it and I hated it. I, I, I slept in a 10/1 time in
the woods and I don't even fully remember it, by the way, I don't
even fully remember it. I just remember being really
upset about having to sleep in the woods.
Wait, so Boy Scouts, you slept once in the woods?
Yeah, it it might it it might not have even been for Boy
Scouts. It's not like my family likes
camping, so I don't know. I remember, I, I remember
sleeping in a tent approximately once in my life and I don't even
remember when. I just like when I think back, I
just have, there's a tent and I'm in it and I'm sleeping.
That's all I remember. No, I get that.
I just, I, I figured that like Boy Scouts, you had to camp all
the time. Like it was like a a monthly
mission that you had to go be with nature or something.
What is that? I thought Boy Scouts were like,
like the Bear Grylls guy, Like they're surviving from nothing.
Like you can do anything that you want to do because you're so
familiar with the way that the forest works.
Oh dude, the Boy Scouts exist so they can sell some fucking
garbage chocolate. The parents that are going to
feel guilted into buying it because they want their son to
go on the Boy Scouts trip to Hershey Park or something.
Yeah, did you ever sell those chocolates in school, by the
way? Yes, and it didn't work.
And then I found out that my dad's like, I'm going to take it
to work and I'm. I'll sell it for you, don't
worry. And he gets home.
He's like, you know, good news. I sold all of it.
I'm so, you know, I was so happy about it.
I like randomly remembered that, like, you know, when I was like
27 or something and I was like, Oh yeah, like that's crazy.
By the way, that bunch of people like bought the chocolate for
you. He's like, no, no one wanted to
buy it. It was crap.
So I just bought all of it for. You.
Oh my God, That's pretty nice of him though, yeah.
That was pretty cool of him. That's a pretty cool dad move.
Yeah, Yeah, it. Was like $200 worth of chocolate
too. It was nice.
It was not cheap dude. Man, they, they would like, I
remember they would hold some pretty intense competitions
because it was in elementary school.
That was the last time they were doing that.
And they would hold like, like the incentives to sell those
things was crazy. Like they would give you some
crazy prizes like iPods and shit.
Like they were, they would go nuts.
And I don't even know why we sold them.
I don't know. I don't know why we were selling
them. The Girl Scouts got cookies.
People actually like the Girl Scout cookies.
They're good. If if you go for this chocolate,
it's like, I don't. It just wasn't good.
No, it's like it was like like this thick and it was like not
like not in a good way. And it wasn't like creamy and it
was like, there's like different flavors, you know, like I kind
of just have a lot of sugar in my mouth right now and I don't
like it. Yeah, and it it was like you
could see the dread in parents eyes when they saw that box
being pulled out like. Because because you're the
asshole if you say no. Yeah.
And for the. Record.
I will. I have no problem saying no to a
very upset young, young child who was trying to sell me on
anything that isn't Girl Scout cookies.
I will buy Girl Scout cookies because I will eat those.
You're not ripping me off with some chocolate.
It's probably like $8 a bar these days.
Dude. It was like 2 or whatever, Like
maybe 3 back then. Really.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
It, it wasn't that expensive. But like, dude, Girl Scout
cookies now, I think they're like like 6 bucks at least a
box. And I think it's even more than
that. I do think it's more than that.
Yeah, yeah, those, those, those weren't good.
I I don't even remember their taste, which says a lot.
I feel like you'd remember them if they were even remotely OK,
but yeah, I don't remember them. That's they're not even worth
talking about anymore. Yeah, they're coming off.
There's there's two things, though.
I I remember about being the Boy Scouts.
I remember the race car Derby and I did so horribly with it.
What is the race car Derby? So it was like they, they gave
you like these little like wooden cars or whatever and you
had to like carve it out and like, like make it like as
aerodynamic as possible. I think they like put like a
little engine in it too. And it's like we went from like
one side to the other. I was in like fucking 4th grade.
There's no way in hell I was figuring that shit out.
You have no idea how that works. I don't even know.
I don't think I got last 'cause I didn't wasn't traumatized by
it, but I didn't, I remember to think it like being really in
the middle of the pack and being like, I'm OK with this.
And then like look, looking back and being like, what were you
expecting me to do? When you expect is this like
some sort of like like government trick to like see who
has like an engineering mind at a.
Young age that might have been. It's not me.
I was not that.
And then I remember a trip to Washington, DC, and we were in
the Mall at, like, I don't know, it was like 8:00 at night or
something. And this one guy in, like, my
dad, like, went with me to this field trip.
It was like, like, you know, parent and son type of thing.
And some guy pulled me into his store.
And it was like, you want to take a picture with the
president, don't you? And I was like, yeah.
And he took me in and come to think of it, like, it's just my
memory. My dad was probably like right
behind. Realistically, he's like, you
want to take a picture with the president?
And then he does the worst. He takes a picture, does the
worst Photoshop job of all time and charges my dad 35 bucks for
it. What?
And and this was back in like, what?
Like I don't even know like 2004 or something.
This was in a shop in a mall. Yeah, and it, it was me shaking
hands with, with George Bush. And it's like, and I'm at his
level. It it's like I at this point,
I'm in 4th grade. I'm probably like 3 feet tall.
There's no way I'm eye level with George Bush shaking his
hand. There's no way George Bush is
meeting a a 1/4 grader and shaking his hand for any reason.
And he doesn't want to either. Let's make that.
No, he doesn't want to. You've ripped my dad off good
dude. The Boy Scouts ripped my dad off
like crazy. Wait, that was the Boy Scout guy
that. Was the Boy Scout No, no, no.
So I'm saying because the the garbage ass chocolate that was
the Boy Scouts and then that happened on the Boy Scouts trip.
OK, So it was unrelated to the the unrelated jobs of the Boy
Scouts, that was just. Yeah, imagine that.
The Boy Scout guys ripping you off.
I mean, they're they're they're ripping you off for other
things, though. You have to pay to get badges,
I'm pretty sure. Like go light a fire in the
woods and pay me 100 bucks and I'll give you a patch.
Yeah. And it works.
Dude did. You ever go to like a summer
camp? All the time.
Really. All the time.
Damn dude, I was sometimes I. Was just talking about this the
other day. I, I don't remember who with,
but like the, the vivid thing I remember it'd be like you play
outside, it's like baseball or whatever and then you go and
you, you have like your little $2.00 and you decide which two
snacks to buy. I always bought Swedish Fish.
Shit fucking ruled. But I I visited again after
Swedish Fish. Dude gets caught in your teeth
and everything growing up. Kind of like you don't care
about that shit when you're a kid, but like growing up that's
just sucks getting stuck in your teeth.
Like like, you know that like that feeling.
It's like there's like a lot of different candy I just can't
enjoy anymore as an. Adult I I never liked Swedish
Fish, like not even once. It's never happened that, but
that that's what you think of when you think of summer camp.
That was like the the thing that stayed with you.
I guess, yeah. That's crazy interesting.
I never went to like a summer camp.
It's like I I never went to a summer camp anywhere that you
like, stayed the night or anything.
Oh, no, I didn't stay the night. It was like a day.
Like I went every day to it.
OK, yeah, I never had that, dude.
Like every time I hear it's hot in my room, every time.
I don't edit that out. Leave it in.
Dude, every time I would go to wait.
What am I saying? Every time I hear people talking
about summer camp, they're always like, oh, I went away to
summer camp in middle school or high school or whatever, and
like, that was the first time. Like I got kissed.
That was like my first. Everyone says.
That everyone says that all the time.
And then like, here I am. Like my parents never sent me.
I was like, I didn't get kissed until I was like 19 or
something. Dude, damn.
Maybe 18, maybe it might have been 18 or 19, but it, it was a
while, it took a long time. I had to be a legal adult.
I had to be able to be enlisted and and and drafted and and go,
you know, fight in in the war somewhere anymore back.
Then I don't. Know what?
I don't know what would have been going on back then.
Maybe Iraq or whatever. There was something going on for
sure. I could I could have done that
without having kissed anyone first.
That's fucking cool of you honestly.
Like no. It's not cool.
That's very lame. That's very lame.
And I, I, I feel as though I would have any, any woman that
that showed me like looked my way.
I would have been like, you know, down bad or back then.
Damn. Yeah, but thankfully I didn't go
to the Army too much of a little baby.
And then like basically around like like right before going
away to college, that's when like I got my first girlfriend,
you know, and it was like bad. Not, I'm not saying the
relationship, I'm not, I'm not gonna, I won't talk about it
either way. I'm just saying I did not know
what I was doing, dude. Well.
No one knows what they're doing, I.
Know, but like I look bad like oh dude there, there's some real
cringe shit. Oh yeah, everyone, everyone's
got some real cringe shit in their like first relationships
too. They're all, we're all dip
shits, dude. We're we're.
It's so embarrassing thinking back to it.
Look, Long story short, she basically likes this type of
candy and she's like, I really like eating this type of candy.
It was, it was a garbage candy, by the way.
I won't go into it, but I was like, I really like eating this
type of candy after, you know, doing it basically.
And I was like, OK, so then gave her the worst time of her life.
Was very disappointed with me. And then I look at her and was
like, do you want to go get that candy?
Because that was my way of asking.
Was it good? After she had like she had
visible disappointment on her face and I was like, do you want
to get it? Did I do good?
I did not do good. I was.
So she said no.
She said no, she does not want to go get it.
Yeah, she made me feel very bad about it.
Yeah, that sucks. Yeah.
Yeah, that was very. First girlfriend vibes, yeah.
Yeah. No, I, I, I was, I was
basically, I had no idea what I was doing for like my first
girlfriend was like a a whole year.
And then after that my, my mom for like the longest time, dude
kept telling me like, look, all you have to do if you want was
women's attention. You got to just put your hair up
like this. Yeah.
And I was like, Mom, I don't want to look like Guy Fieri
because I thought she was talking about like, like.
Spiking. Yeah, like doing everything.
I thought that's what she was talking about.
Like there's no way in hell that's what I'm doing, mom.
Like. That's going to look like all of
it. Yeah, so stupid people are going
to hate me. And she was telling me for
years, for years, dude. And like at this point in time,
like, you know, my girlfriend at the time and I already broke up.
I I was going to the gym for like a long time.
I was on a bulk. And then I was like, you know
what, mom? Like I'm going off to college.
Screw it, I, I will, I will try out this hairstyle and I'm also
going to like go on a cut too. Like I'm going to slim down all
the weight, whatever. And then I, I did it.
I finally like put my hair up and then like girls like started
to like look at me and I was like, what's wrong with me?
Like do I have something like, do I look like shit 'cause like
I, I had literally no idea what I was doing.
And I basically what my mom said to me when I was like 13
perfectly summarizes how I was back then, basically that I was
a little boy in a big boy's body because I had a growth spurt
very early on. I had a growth spurt very early
on. Oh.
God. And she's like, people are going
to be scared, Honey, you're like 5 foot 8 at this point, you
know, because I was growing quick, you know, still, I had to
grow all the way up to 6/4. She was like, people don't know
that. Like, you know, you're still a
little boy. So that that's basically how I
felt like when I was like 19, dude, like 1819, like I was
finally like I broke up with my first girlfriend or whatever,
and now people started noticing me.
I'm like, Oh, people don't take up a yeah, what?
What's your like once you hit like that 16 plus mark, the the
tallness becomes like a buff. Like it's it's not, it's no
longer a weird thing. No one's talking about how like
you're taller than anyone else, like, but the girls kind of look
at you like they they give you a little A+ stat immediately
because of your height. Oh, absolutely.
Yeah. Like not all girls, don't get me
wrong, but like there are a lot of girls that see height and
then they look this sort of thing.
So 'cause like I have always had the short debuff, you know what
I mean? Been like.
You got to be real funny. 5758, I had to be funny.
It doesn't matter if I had the greatest face on the planet, you
know? 5758 it could get a little, get
a little rough. It got a little rough sometimes,
you know, a lot of insecurities growing up.
They're all gone now. My wife is.
All of them all are gone. Not all the insecurities, but
the height. One, not all of.
Them Jesus dude, I I wish I wish I was like that confident.
To be fair, they're it's part of the reason why they're gone is
because you married your wife who is a foot shorter than you.
She's like 4-11. Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah, it's so cool. Dude, when I stand next to her I
feel like I'm hanging out with a child.
Yeah, yeah. No, people think she's a child
sometimes. No, and she's not.
She's. She's older than me, yeah.
No, she's older than you. Yeah.
Oh, damn. So she's she's running the
cradle in a way then. Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm, I'm saying that. I'm saying I got to, I got to
turn the brightness down. Yeah, dude, turn the brightness
down. Get that?
I'm saying that and like I'm saying that in a way like it's,
it's a crazy contrast dude. Like this is basically her and I
standing next to each. Other no, it is.
It's like that. Yeah, it looks ridiculous.
Yeah, like, like I remember when I like came out to like visit
you guys, I was like going to get like a souvenir for my wife.
And now Flutton was like, oh, like I'll come with you.
And like we were walking like to this place and it was like,
like, like loud out like a bunch of people out and everything.
She was telling me something and I couldn't hear her.
So I made her repeat herself 2 times.
I had to do this. Yeah, yeah.
She. She.
She talks about that all the time.
She's like, man, I have to like yell up to Kevin.
I'm like, yeah, I know. He's a very.
Sorry, guy, he's. A very tall guy.
You got to. Yeah, you're short, he's tall.
You got to yell up to him so you can hear what you're saying.
Yeah, 'cause you, you don't have to yell down to her because
people can hear you across A room.
Like unfortunately I'm very loud, dude.
Yeah, your voice carries. Yeah, it carries.
Dude, I've been recognized just off of my voice, by the way.
Oh, yeah. Because just because people have
said I have a distinctive voice and because, like you say, it
carries. And like, my wife came from like
a very quiet family. So she's like, you were so loud.
She got used to it by now. So loud.
It's so funny. Like you go to my like my
parents and they're like, you know, he is the quiet one in the
family. Like, yeah, it's true.
Everyone in like my whole family, I am the quiet one.
Yeah, dude, I remember at when we were at your wedding, like
the dinner, like before the the wedding, your whole table was
louder than you somehow, which I was mind blown.
And then I remembered I'm like, Oh my God, this is what my
Jersey side of the family is like.
Like this is this got to be like an East Coast thing where
everyone in the East Coast, especially Jersey, they just
they got to be the loudest ones in.
In. New York.
Yep. And I remember my grandmother
used to say that she's like, we have to be the loudest, like in
the restaurant. And she was only half joking
about it, like she really meant that.
She was about as serious as a heart attack, my friend.
Yeah, dude, it was, it was, it was loud.
It was always loud with them. And no, it's just very.
Loud. Is that why you're on the other
side of the country? I didn't have a choice.
But yes, I did come back here voluntarily at some point.
Voluntarily, not because of the loudness, but it.
Just didn't help. It just did not help their case.
No, I didn't. No, definitely not.
I understand that. Yeah, I don't mind loudness
sometimes. But when I get to the point
where I have to yell like I got, I got to really start yelling
and my voice, it starts losing its its actual tone.
You could hear it going away because of how loud I have to
talk. Then I I stop enjoying it.
I'm like, we should really go somewhere.
Else I understand that. I totally understand that.
Believe it or not, even though I have a loud ass voice that's
also like when I get like that too, I'm like, dude, I'm done.
Like I don't, I don't wanna. And like here's the thing.
I don't even try to be loud like this.
Like I, no, I, I think if I, I think this is technically where
a lot of people talk like right here, like, but this, this is
not, this is not natural to me. This, this feels as though I'm
sitting here like, like I'm talking to a child that just did
something wrong. I'm getting down on their level.
I'm being like, look, buddy, you can't be flipping off, you know
your teachers. You can't be throwing chairs at
them. Like I'm trying to reason with
you. I'm trying to like get on your
level. That's just, that's just like
too quiet for me. This is where I'm normally at.
Yeah, no, I get that. I don't know if people have ever
noticed that if I like just, you know, like Pandora's box, I just
opened it. I, I, I, if I, if I'm talking
quietly, it's because I'm forcing it.
This is this is like my my normal voice but like like
normal voice level too. Speaking of your voice, there
was someone. I don't remember if it was on
the the the part on this channel or the other one, but they're
like, yeah, Jimmy, you should talk more.
Kevin's voice is annoying. And I'm like.
Why are you here then? I'm like, here's The thing is,
is this is the whole thing. There's no more.
There's nothing else that's going to happen other than this
right now. Like it's it's you talk, then me
talk and then we, we continue that forever.
Like that's, that's what it is, that's.
The idea? That's the entire idea.
So that guy really needs to evaluate what he's trying to do.
Look, I apologize, but you probably should not be watching
this then. You can't be watching.
This I am the other half of the wall friends.
I'm wall friend #2. OK, let's clarify that for a
second. OK, 'cause I need to talk about
this too, because Speaking of wolf friends, the name.
OK, they are. Wolf friends, I guess.
They are the wolf friends. OK, savvy lobster 3412 OK, he
was the one who initially said wolf friends with no space,
right. He was saying something along
the lines in a in the comment of our last video saying that, you
know, this name is creepy because we need space between US
and the audience for like the parasocial stuff.
And, and let me remind you this, this name is his name.
We we took it just added a little bit of a spice to it with
a space. This is his thing that he
thought of telling us that it's parasocial.
And first and foremost, we didn't, we did create the space.
OK, That is the space wall Friends has a space.
Second of all, it's ironic. The wall is the space.
It's ironic.
We're not happy about this. OK, let me make that very
crystal clear. We're we've never been
comfortable and fine with people listening to our conversation in
the wall, but that's why we sarcastically named them our
wall friends because I guess they're here.
They're our friends. They're our wall friends.
Wall friends is ironic. OK, it's I just need to say
that, but I don't want there's no parasocial relationship here.
OK, We're not they're not our real friends.
They're our wall friends. They're not something that we
invited. Can we agree on that please?
Yeah, just like the bees that were in my wall technically were
the wall friends. But if anything, I I feel as
though just to kind of piggyback off of it, you guys can consider
yourself to be a hive of currently about four 4600 bees
living in my wall. You guys can think of yourselves
like the bees in the wall. Yeah, and you know, that's the
the hive will grow if you let it.
I think we should let the hive grow.
It could grow. Yeah, We can let it grow.
And if we need to get a thicker wall, we'll get a thicker wall.
It's not a big deal. That's just the way it it is
right now. But it's fine.
Oh, I dude, I forgot about this. This was actually really
devastating for me the other day.
So it was Mother's Day last Sunday, I think, Yeah.
That's right. And I, I went to dinner with my
mom and her mom, you know, Flynn was there, my stepdad was there
and his mom. So we went to this restaurant.
It was a steakhouse. You know, I, I, they give
everyone iced water. If you go to a steakhouse,
they're giving everyone iced water every time without, you
don't have to ask for it. So this particular 1, you know,
steakhouses, I think they look down on straws.
OK. They don't like straws because
they're not fancy. The plastic straws don't fit the
fancy steakhouse aesthetic, which is OK, whatever.
I sip my water that has ice in it.
So, you know, it kind of looks like little icy.
You know what ice looks like, right?
You've seen it before. I've seen ice, yeah.
All right, so it's, it's water with ice at the top.
So I go and, you know, drink it. And sometimes the ice gets in
your mouth. You know you, you have the ice.
It's in your mouth now. Very familiar experience.
Yes, so I had that happen to me and I noticed after I swallow
that there's still a a piece of something like under my lip and
I'm like, oh, is it? I was like, that's not that's
not ice. That's I pull it out and there's
a piece of glass from the the the cup and I looked down and
there's a chip in the cup and so.
Sounds like free steaks right there.
You'd think, right? You'd think, because I'm sitting
there thinking, OK, I don't know if I just swallowed glass or
not, because if you swallow any glass of any size, that's scary
as hell. That's a serious problem.
So I, we call the waiter over and we show him this, you know,
we put the glass on a plate, show him the cup, say, hey, this
just was in my mouth. This I from the water cup.
And so the manager comes over and he gives me his card and
he's like, look, dude, like if anything, you know, if you
start, like if anything goes wrong, like you're feeling sick
or anything like that, just please like let me know, you
know, blah, blah, blah. And so I'm just like, these
motherfuckers better put a a mouth in glass discount on the
check or absolutely what the hell, They didn't.
There was nothing. We got a free dessert.
OK, well, OK, but.
Here's The thing is, the free dessert wasn't because of the
glass, it was because it took so long to get our food out.
That's. It wasn't even related, dude.
It wasn't even related to that. Wow.
I had to. And the whole time I'm sitting
there freaking out, wondering if I swallowed a piece of glass or
not, waiting to feel like a a stabbing in my stomach.
I'm like sweating sitting down in this booth in this dark
steakhouse, waiting to feel agony.
And I'm like just wondering when it's going to come in.
Every little like every little twinge I feel in my body, I'm
like, I'm, I'm dying. I got to go to the hospital
right now. Like that's crazy.
I just swallowed glass, dude. Luckily I'm fine.
I don't think I swallowed a glass.
And if I did, it was small enough to the point where I just
didn't feel. It kind of passed through.
It was probably just chipped off, but that being said that
glass to me would be tasting like A at least one free steak.
That's what I would dude. That's crazy.
If I wasn't like internally freaking out, I would have said
something, but I was just like you.
Could have made us go home. You could have made us scene
dude and no and no one would have blamed you.
Dude if the table next to me got that glass or something like who
knows what would have happened like screaming yelling they
would have ruined the dinners for everyone and then they would
have gotten sued. They would have gotten sued
because they got glass in their their.
Mouths. No, no, no, no.
The building, the restaurant, the restaurant would get.
Sued because they fed someone glass.
Yes they would. You could.
Sue someone that they accidentally put glass in their
mouth? Yeah, yeah.
Thrown all our patrons dinner here you you're going to court
yeah it's not yeah they. Wouldn't do that, I don't think.
No. But you know, part of me was
kind of thinking like, OK, look, if I do suffer something from
this, if I feel my stomach getting stabbed inside and I
need to go to the hospital, I might think about taking some
action. I I.
I am. I feel like I, I might have like
if it came to that, I would you if you drank water from a glass
at a restaurant like and then it and then it injured you heavily.
If you're fucking me up with some glass and I'm like sitting
there like I'm in the worst pain ever, yeah, I don't think I'm
thinking about that in the moment.
But after I'm thinking, I'm thinking like, I got to go back
there and be like, where's your manager?
I, I, I would, I would get, I'd get bitchy at the very least.
At the very least I'd get real bitchy.
But that being said, I mean, I guess it depends on how much it
fucked you up, you know? Yeah, they're paying at least
for the hospital bill. Oh yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.
Which I think. Especially if it's like,
especially if it's like a big sort of chain, you know what I
mean? Yeah.
Yeah, they they want that to go away real quiet.
Yeah, yeah, I was. I wasn't too happy about that.
Maybe it was. Kind of gave me a vicious amount
of anxiety that night of wondering because we were
looking it up and it's like, yeah, you'll know.
You're in the clear from, you know, one to three days.
And I'm like, you got to be shitting me.
I'm not going to freak out for three days, dude.
I just. Love that, but it just gives you
the broadest possible thing. It's like, yeah, I, I was like
trying to clean up like a bunch of weeds the other day.
And I was like, oh, that that could be like Poison Ivy type of
thing. Because like, I cleaned it all
up and it's like, Oh yeah. Like if you were exposed even
for 5 minutes, you know, you could have spread it big time.
So here's the thing. You got to wait until at least a
couple hours, if not the end of the day.
You'll know by 72 hours if you're good.
Like it just kept getting bigger and bigger.
It's like, OK, yeah, dude, dude, they, they love that 72 hours
safe answer on anything. Yeah, it's very safe to answer
that. It's like, yo, no, we said we
told you 72 hours. Yeah, you can't say nothing to
us. One guy's going to have it
happen on that 73rd hour and then that website's going to get
sued. And I hope it does.
You hope it does. After all they've done, I hope
it does. That website, this unnamed
website that's full of a piece of shit.
You never swallowed glass, right?
Think about that dude. I, I've I've had well look, I've
had some pretty terrible things get swallowed without me wanting
to to do it. Look, I, I, I I'm gonna put like
this. I'm gonna put like this.
I, I have a a fake tooth back here.
That tooth had to come out either through like oral surgery
and then get replaced. Yeah, or it had to fall out
naturally. OK.
I was a stupid 18 year old. Lot of lot of lot of bad things
I was doing when I was 18 and. Terrible year for you.
Terrible. Terrible year for me.
It rotted out of my head. What?
The tooth rotted out of my head. What does that mean?
It rotted out of your head. I feel like it's very OK.
So I'm going to be very explicitly clear.
I'm not going to linger. On it too much.
It's not in your head, it's in your mouth.
So what does that mean? OK, your mouth is on your head,
so tech it. It rotted out of my mouth, out
of my head. She's out of your mouth.
Yeah, I don't think you need. To OK, it's a more dramatic way
of saying it. All right, you're going to call
me on the way. That's not a.
Dramatic way of saying it? That's just a confusing way of
putting it, no? People understand.
People understand what I'm. Crazy.
That's so much more severe. I feel like if it comes out of
your head, that's death. All right, now, look, maybe I'm
being too dramatic in One Direction.
I think you're being too dramatic in the other.
If a tooth comes out of your head, you're not.
It's not because you just died, all right?
I just I think it's. My mouth are you happy?
It slowly it slowly start chipping out of my mouth.
See what you're trying to say? All.
Right. Look, I know what you're saying.
I know you're saying that like, OK, your head, your here's your
mouth and it's there. But when I think of head, I've
never ever thought about my mouth with that word.
I've never associated my mouth anything really below my eyes to
my head. So it sounds like it's mainly a
you problem. Is it though?
Is that really it? Yeah, maybe.
It could be. I'm not a scientist.
I don't know what's going on. Maybe this is like, like, you
know, in your region of the world that it's a, it's a taboo.
It's a weird thing, but in my region people will be saying
shit like that all the time. Yeah, this is a West Coast thing
we don't consider. Mouth.
We don't consider the mouth apart of the head over here.
That's weird for me. It's like the pop.
It's like a pop versus soda thing.
Mouth is. Everything from here up is the
head and this is just the weird part you don't talk about.
Yeah, we try and we try and forget.
That's there if we can. If we can, we don't like that.
So to answer your question, I've swallowed teeth, I've swallowed
metal before. I've definitely had some sort
of. So you swallowed the tooth?
Yes, but you said it came out of your head.
Yeah, slowly, bit by bit. Dude, you are really messing
this story up for yourself. I'm not, I'm not.
I'm gonna okay, I'm trying to, oh man, I'm trying to dance
around a little bit because I'm not trying to like be gross
about it, but you've basically forced my hand here.
I was chewing gum. I had a root canal and I was
chewing gum and then the gum got hard.
And then I wondered, why is this hard?
I take the gum out. There's a part of my tooth I'm
like, Oh my God, that's disgusting.
And then I continue to do nothing about it.
And then other times I would be eating and I saw I swallowed
something hard and I was like, that was probably the tooth
again. And my mom kept telling me, you
got to go and get this tooth, you know, get that removed and
yet another tooth put in. But the problem was the only
solution that my insurance was offering was that they would
bridge it. They wouldn't pay for a like a
fake tooth going in. They would bridge it, which like
like maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but it's basically you
kill like if, if this tooth is the one that's causing the
problem and this tooth is fine, you kill this tooth in addition
to this tooth being already dead.
And then you tie them together basically.
And so you're like, you guys are going to be buddies.
You're going to be fine. You bridge the 2 teeth together.
And so basically the only solution I had was because I
didn't have money back then, was you can bridge this tooth and
kill another one of your teeth and then you'll have no problems
anymore. But I'm like I don't want to
kill another tooth in the process.
I mean, at that point just get a new mouth like it's.
Just yeah, no, just buy a mouth, the mouth market.
Start over from from scratch. There's no way that you need to
be doing that. So instead of instead of that,
by the way, I decided that I would push it off.
I literally, you know, that whole thing where you're like,
I'm going to let my older self deal with this, you know, that
whole, that whole like train of thought.
I do, yeah. I, I've never let myself do that
to myself again after that because you eventually become
that older self and you're like, I hate that little guy.
I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
Because I did do that. And then I maybe when I was
about like 24, like 5-6 years later, whatever it is, all my
teeth were shifting and I was starting to have a, a real
problem And I needed to get Invisalign to shift everything
back because but if I didn't do anything, my teeth were going to
just keep shifting forward and forward and forward.
And it was going to be like all like fucked up.
Like my teeth were eventually going to be like this.
Well, I mean, the bottom row would have been fine, but the
top would have been like this. So it wouldn't have connected,
you know, supposed to connect like this.
It would, it would have connected like that.
Now it would have looked all effed up.
And I was like, I'm not going to do that.
Like I'm going to go and do it. So instead of killing one tooth,
I decided that it would be smarter if I sat there in pain
for six years, occasionally eating teeth, and then
painstakingly go through getting Invisalign, having my teeth
shift over the course, shift back over the course of two
years, then getting a cap put in.
Where the hell? It's like basically you have to
kill the root. And then like having a basically
I turned one surgery into 5 surgeries after it was all said
and done and it cost me a lot of money.
That insurance. Did not cover and the Long story
short, if you ever get the the feeling that I should let my
later self deal with it, do not listen to that urge because you
are going to hate yourself. You're going to do one of these,
you know, paint yourself like like to punish yourself.
You're going to punish yourself in some way if it's not the
massive amount of pain you put yourself through, which I did
meddle in teeth to answer your question.
Yeah, you're supposed to do the opposite, actually.
Like you're supposed to think, oh, future me is going to love
me right now for this decision I'm going to make.
Like you supposed to no one. Thinks like that though.
No one thinks like that but. You are supposed to, but you're
supposed to. I never think like that either.
I I try. I try and live in the present.
Want to know the only people that think that that way?
Youtubers. They're correct, maybe.
Like the Youtubers that make those like Here's how to improve
your life with all these steps. I'm about to tell you 5
different ways. Yes, I'm talking about people
that work out though. Those people are like I I love
myself to the point that I want my future self to be happy.
No one else is thinking that they want their future self to
be happy. Yeah.
Do we like that, that that they do that, or are we upset that
they are like that? So do we like or are we mad at
people for improving their own health?
I'm going to say we are pissed about that.
OK. I was going to, I was going to
ask because you know, the way you kind of put it, you're like,
you know, that's those are people that work out and I'm
like we're so we're we're upset at that.
Like we're. That that being said.
Those are our enemies now. I I no.
I I've recently started working out again, but not nothing
serious. OK, thank God because I was
going to start getting real mad at you for being you.
Yeah, yeah. No, it's nothing serious.
You can't, you can be a little pissed at me.
You you can have like a little bit of resentment, but nothing
crazy like like you can let it fester for a while and and make
it out to be a a way bigger deal than it is.
You can do that. I'll calm down for for the
moment. Yeah, yeah, let it.
Let it simmer over the course of multiple weeks.
OK, I will. Yeah, but I will say, dude, as
someone that's worked out on and off for most of his life, it
fucking sucks because it's like it's it does make you feel
better, dude. Once you do it for a while it
does. But it's like, yeah, it's like
who has time in the fucking day to do it?
Like if you, if you have time to do it.
And don't get me wrong, you always do you realistically.
Always. Do.
Have you have an hour to figure something out in?
In the day you do, yeah. But but then there's the other
part of it where it's like you, you have to, you're like, I'm
not going to go to the gym and then eat like crap all this time
because it's like, you know, why am I eating like crap?
I'm working out for no reason. So then you have to eat healthy.
So you got to commit to, you know, basically being a lot
better to yourself. It's a big commitment.
And it's like, it's so good for you to do.
But making that, like, initial leap is like the hardest thing,
dude. Oh, yeah.
Like pulling teeth. You don't want to do it.
No, but. You got it.
Sometimes a lot of. Maybe we should have named it
Whale Mouth. We're talking a lot mouths
today. No, we're not.
A whale. We're not talking about a whale
mouth though. Yeah, no, we're actually done
talking about teeth now. OK, yeah, it's not even going to
be brought up ever again, not even not for today.
So something terrible happens. Maybe we should have named this
one. Fuck my slug life though.
You're right, you know. Yeah, I think that was that was
a really nice name. I was really excited about fuck
my slug life. And I know people are really
upset that we didn't go with that, but I feel like that's,
that's going to be something that, you know, the, the current
audience carries with them from now on, they're going to
remember fuck my slug life and it it's going to be a, a, a, a
knowledge database that only they have together.
It's a bond that they were here for so.
You're the it's kind. Of nice.
Yeah, that's kind of nice. That being said, you're not
allowed to name a channel. Fuck my slug life.
They don't let you do that on YouTube.
Yeah, that's going to end. It's terribly.
It's very. Bad.
It's very bad for the the algorithm and for the fact that
you can't physically name anything.
Fuck my slug life. Yeah, and don't get me.
Wrong. If this was a different type of
world we were living in, we'd go right for it.
But you got to blame the platform.
Not even a question. We'd go right for it.
Go right for it so fast. Yeah.
There'll be a nice close knit community that knows of FM SL.
FM S. L they'll they'll call it the
other little code name for it. Speaking of the our our first
episode, which you brought up at the beginning of this, it's been
an hour actually. Yeah, that one guy saying that
it's only in the last five episodes.
Like dude, even if we hate each other by episode 7, we're
squeezing out at least 5 episodes.
We're we're going, we're going to episode 6.
Well, technically like, like we're going 6 episodes for me
until like episode 11 and there's nothing you can do to
stop us. And if we dissolve after that,
we we had the last laugh. Yeah, even if it means we hate
each other by the end of it. Yeah, no, that guy really
screwed himself by saying that. I, I think people really
underestimate that the taunts like the the taunts they have
and the effect that they have on people and how horribly it can
come back and bite them because I have screenshots saved of
people saying certain things. And you're waiting to do the
things I'm waiting. To do the thing, yeah, I'm
waiting to do the thing because it feels nice.
Because, you know, there's not, there's not many people that can
like that, that get handed that to them.
Like, you know, if I wasn't doing YouTube or anything like
that, no one's going to be coming up to me at my office job
saying you're not going to do this, you little bitch.
Like no one, no one's going to be saying any this.
I'm in the only position that gets told stuff like that.
So I'm going. To embrace it feel just like
kind of like a little rude about something.
I'm not saying he was, for the record, that that guy, he he
said it. Yeah.
He no, he said it respectfully. I was cool with that.
But he did say it respectfully, and that's what made it worse, I
think, for me, yeah. Well, here's the thing dude,
because you know, you may realize this, you may not
realize this when you say something like that.
If that, if that YouTube is committed, you are helping them
narratively build something up. And in a way you're helping
them, but you're also screwing yourself.
Yeah, because it's going to come back and bite you on the ass
because that episode 11 rolls around.
That screenshot's the first thing it gets fucking talked
about. Oh my God, dude, we're going to
literally put it on screen and it's just going to stay there
for an indefinite amount of time.
Like, we're not going to even talk about when it's going to go
away. Yeah, I'm so excited for it.
And, and, and just to let you know, the amount of planning and
organizing that has gone into this for a weekly schedule, you
like you said, even if we fucking hate each other five
weeks from now, dude, we are doing this every week.
It does not matter. We are, we are here to stay.
We're committed. No, this is happening, all
right. It's, you know, I would maybe be
like, you know, if I was still doing the editing, you know, I'd
be like, Oh well, you know, it'll take a while, but we'll
get it out. But no dude, now that we're set,
dumbass episode. 11 Here we come.
Episode 11 might as well be coming out now like it's it's
all right. Just consider it out like it's
that's so easy to get to dude. Sometimes I'll see I'll see
podcast started and they'll label it like episode 001
implying. They're going 100.
That they're going at least 100. Well, like, oh damn dude, that's
so much pressure like that's crazy.
That's a crazy thing to do. Like that's a.
Wild thing to do. Yeah, like even if you record
weekly, that's, I mean that's almost two years worth if you do
one a week. That's crazy to do.
God, yeah, that's. Over 2 years, yeah, you gotta.
Give people credit. You know, they're making it to
episode 3 and they're burning it out bright and fast.
But you know, if you see 001 in anything, you know that shit
does not have a a long life, shelf life at all.
That that shit is crashing and burning real quick.
Yeah. The, the way you have to do that
though, is you have to go once you hit 100, then you go back
and start editing them to say 001 to show how cool you are.
They like you people think that you committed that long, but
like you actually went back as soon as you accomplished it.
And then like when, when we hit 100, I'll go back and change it
to 001. It'll be cool.
Here's here's the thing. Yeah, we will.
Definitely I'll, I, I have 100 episodes in me.
I have probably have more, but people got to subscribe and like
and comment on this. Otherwise we're not talking to
our fucking selves. OK?
That's all I'm saying. If, if people are eventually
like these guys fucking suck, then I'll be like, word, we're
out. Thanks.
Thanks for listening to us for a minute.
How many people have to say that before we stop forever like the
majority of them? Well, I I'm saying look every
single video can have and this is not something I'm saying to
do. No, if if I'm saying to do
anything, I'm saying tell me what color shirt I need to buy
next. I'll buy you 8 of them.
That's what I really want. I'm going to be reading every
comment looking for those shirt color suggestions, maybe even
good deals. All right, maybe this is where
I'm going to start doing my couponing.
Maybe you guys will help me figure all that out, but I just
totally derailed. Dude, well I'm glad you did
because that just reminded me this could be the first time
where we do like an opposite sponsor where everyone else
comes with to us with their codes and we fucking we go out
shopping dude. Yes, that's a good idea.
I did remember though guys. Take it.
Get going. What were you to say?
No, you're going to make me forget again.
No, no, no. You got to get on it.
Oh, I got to get on it. Basically, you're voting with
your view is what I'm trying to say.
Doesn't matter if you guys are sitting there and saying doesn't
matter how much I love you guys, I also hate you or something
like that. But you're voting with your
view. So you're watching if you're
watching and you're with. Your with your watch time too
even if you don't like listening just put it to 1%.
Just leave it on for a little bit.
Yeah. Yeah, that's important.
How many people listen to this while driving?
At least one person, right? Statistically speaking, one.
Person. Oh yeah, this is that's, that's
gonna be a there's gonna be a chunk of an audience doing that
for sure. A chunk, yeah.
People drive places, man. People.
Fucking. Drive.
Yeah, that was like my favorite thing to do.
I I used to listen to a a hockey podcast called Spit and
Chiclets. It's still going but when I was
in college and I'd I'd have to drive.
Podcast Name of the world's ticklets.
Yeah, dude is a good ones Good. It's like we can't go back to
teeth, but that's exactly what that means.
You had a long drive too. You had a long.
Drive. Oh my God, the the drive from
the university to the hockey rink.
Sometimes it was 50 minutes if we were going to one of the
rinks and the other one it was it was 70 minutes.
I was like, what the fuck? So I would listen to a whole
podcast episode like halfway done with it there and halfway
back and every every time I drive.
So it's podcasts are great to listen to while you're driving,
but I think there's a lot of people that are listening while
they're driving. A lot of truckers.
Lots of truckers, yeah. Dude, when they they're stopping
at that truck stop for that perfect orgasm too, Dude, it's
it's growing on you. I knew it.
I knew it was growing on you. Dude, it's not growing on me.
It's just how the world works, all right?
It's very different. This is the truck.
Stop orgasm dude, people love that.
Dude, there's going. To be one guy asking to rename
this the truck stop orgasm and I'm he's going to have my vote.
You might not have your vote. You know, it's got to be
unanimous, but I'm just saying, you know, I, I like, I like that
name. It's supposed to be a band name,
but it's supposed to. Yeah, also, I, I guess we never
really talked about this, but I think there might be some people
coming here listening and thinking that, you know, we're
about to talk about a bunch of Runescape stuff which an hour
and 10 minutes or so into this. I hope they've realized by now
that no, we're not. No, look, we are serious about
this. This, this is just you guys
listening to a conversation that would be happening if it wasn't
recorded. I'm not kidding.
That's just what. It's ironically true.
Yeah, I know. So if if Runescape happens,
that's the. Premise for this, by the way,
when when he and I were talking at like Jag X were like, dude,
we would basically like if we were to ever do something like
that, like we would just talk how we're normally talking,
yeah. 'Cause there were so many times
that just over the years that I was like, dude, this
conversation is so funny. We should like people would love
listening to this, Like people wait to hear our voices on our
videos. But we should do that like we
should do. We should record ourselves just
talking and see what happens and we.
Do a long time. Yeah, I tried.
I tried for a long time. Kept saying no dude for like a
long time. It was falling on deaf ears.
And then he said it again and I was like, I, I don't know why,
dude, maybe this is a lesson, You know, if someone says no 75
times, keep asking. They'll eventually say.
That 76 is coming up. 76 is. Coming up, it's.
A golden number. Dude, I I was just talking to
Jake too, before this, and I think it'd be perfect to have
him on as well. Oh yeah, Like he he because he
also said he would do it. Oh yeah, and and you.
Know what I'm going to say to him?
I'm going to say don't even think about wearing a snap back
on camera you piece of shit. Because every time he came on
camera for anything he used to just put his webcam on.
He used to just put his webcam on in discord and make all of us
look at him for some reason. I don't know what that was
about, but he'd always be wearing his hat.
He. Doesn't do wear hats anymore
like like he he has. He has a hat that just says
space on it. He's one of those guys.
I like I like the hat a lot. I like the hair on.
I wear hats inside too, but only because it blocks this light
sometimes when I'm like when I'm streaming or something.
Some people look good in hats. You know, I'm going to go ahead
and say I don't know if I would classify him as looking good in
a hat, but he doesn't look bad in a hat.
You would definitely look good in a hat.
Thank you. Thank.
You my wife looks good in hat too.
I do not dude. Like you don't think so?
No, I, I think. You can look good in a in a dad
hat, I think. I think you felt that.
Yeah, I think so, yeah. I I think you just you wear the
wrong hat. We got to spin up this merch and
it's. Just for.
You and me. It's not for anyone else.
Yeah. Funny enough.
I'm not kidding dude. I want 8 wall for a wall friend
shirts and then a wall friend's hat.
And I'm going to try wearing that hat one day, and we're
going to get the crowd's consensus.
OK on it. Yeah.
Again, this is not some soft launch for a merch for everyone.
I'm being serious. I only want for me and him.
Yeah, no, this is yeah, Don't get your hopes up.
Like, this is our thing. Stay out of it, OK?
We're not going to spring this on people.
And it's a podcast. People know it's coming.
It's not a podcast. Shut up.
Cut that out, Ginge, and cut back here.
It's, you know, when two people talk and they're in the, you
know, in a call and they start posting it, You know, sometimes
these calls, they could become premium, you know, there's some
premium access and oh. You're going there.
Yeah, and it's it's going to happen eventually.
I'm not going to say when, but. There's been a lot of plans.
I will save my getting kicked out of high school.
Well suspended not kicked out was never kicked out My my
suspended from high school stories for that I guess I'm I
have multiple. What a what a marketing pitch,
guys, if you want to hear how I got kicked out of high school.
Not a little care, no, I will talk.
I'll just talk about that next time.
Realistically, because like I, I do, I do think eventually
people, people would if I, if I tell the story, because I told
you multiple times that story. I.
Don't remember. You don't remember.
You're going to learn it again one day.
It again? Yeah, I'll learn it again.
You're going to learn it for free just like everyone else.
OK, good. No, but I do want to eventually
start up a little some little little Patreon action.
That would like the discord and everything and just like we can
kind of get topics. I do like the idea of having a
discord for us and that's where you know, we get you know, ask
you guys what you want us to talk about because here's the
thing we're not above talking about Runescape.
Obviously we both do it for a living, but when we're playing
Runescape, we're not talking about it.
That's all I'm. Saying yeah, no, I I like
talking about current, current events of Runescape when it's
happening, but it's. True.
But like, yeah, dude, I, I can only take so much Runescape.
I can't just talk about it all the time.
I'll go crazy, you know I. Can, but I I also don't need to.
No, realistically if it's, but if it's all because OK, let me
let me put it this way, OK, My Runescape videos and the scripts
I'm doing is especially right now is so in depth.
There's so much research about lore and looking at the books
and getting citations. I don't want to talk about it
more than I have to right now because I will go crazy.
OK. As of right now, that's valid.
Yeah, that's that's valid. Two months ago, sure dude.
I'll I'll have many conversations about it, but.
Right now I'll make your way background.
I'm. Going to balance it right now.
Yeah, yeah. Did Jake show you the website?
He's made for that, by the way. No, I want to go do that.
Check this out I'll I'll link it too so people can look just oh
just type in your browser, do OSRS dot place and now search
any word in there and it will pop up all of the dialogue in
the game whether it's in a book or from an.
MP searching Jim Wait, Jake made this?
Yes, this is for surviving Gillenor.
He made a website that you can search up any word and it will
show anytime that word pops up in any dialogue, whether it's a
book or an NPC talking. It's awesome.
Jake is our smartest friend and it's not even close.
It's not even close. He should be a billionaire, but
he's going to stay not a billionaire.
Be goodie, but that guy I've not heard from in a minute.
So Jake has been promoted. That guy's missing, probably.
I don't know what happened to him.
I'm kind of worried. That's that's just true.
Yeah, anyone here is from I think.
He's fine. He's he's just taking a hiatus
or whatever, but look at the very off chance, on the very,
very off chance he listens to this dude come back.
Yeah, dude, we you, you got to say something.
Yeah, we miss you. That's all.
Dude, this is crazy. I'm going to type the word
penis. Oh, he's tried that, Yeah.
So human, get back to the slave pens.
Very. Close, yeah.
So it's a it's a fuzzy search. So if you if you type in penis
like pens will, it's close. Yeah.
Did he put the syntax on there yet of like the let me see he
was working on like making it so.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you press the question
mark, that's new. If you press the question mark
next to the search, it'll tell you how to get the exact phrase,
so you put it in quotes to make sure that it's the exact thing.
Oh, this website's cool. Yeah, it's going to be awesome
for people to like, look into the lure.
You just fit your shit out. Surprisingly dude this was like
a 10 hour project for him. Like this was not.
That that just that's not like surprising.
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just search nuts.
Lot, a lot of dialogue talking about nuts.
Yeah, there's a. Ton of nut talk in Runescape,
Actually, yeah. Wow, that's great dude.
Yeah, no, this is a game changer.
This is an actual game changer for the series because this is
like it shows all of the the books too, like all of the books
that you find in random bookcases and like in the in the
PRIFF library that you'd never go and just go look at really.
Like I didn't go back in the library after Song of the elves.
I don't even know how to get back there right now.
Like I I've never been in there afterwards so.
You can go back. You just go talk to Michael
Mcfucknuts, I think, or something and you get Michael.
Mcfucknuts But I didn't have any reason to talk to him after the
quest, so like I. Get that?
Yeah. So I've never been there.
Dude this is a cool fucking website.
That's. What I'm saying dude, I got the
domain like OSRS dot place is pretty sick right?
Like that's a cool one. Great fucking domain and dude.
And then it links directly to the fucking wiki page.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll do it.
It'll take you to the to the transcript.
That's. How he made it he.
Just he, I think he called it scraped, scraping it.
I don't know. Yeah.
No, he definitely just, he had to scrape it for that.
Yeah, yeah, there's a 116,381 OS Rs dialogue boxes.
That's cool as fuck. He said that he was also gonna
add like he was thinking initially he was gonna add the
examine text to it too, but he said that that made it like
800,000 fucking like entries and it slowed it down.
I'm like, dude, don't do examine text.
Like don't. We don't need that.
Don't worry. About it extra work yeah dude,
that's I love all the random websites that have been popping
up for for Runescape. I will say dude, like like there
there's like a bunch of different like games.
There's like the the music game where you like find it randomly
in game. I like the like the guess where
people are. I forget always artists, yes,
Sir. And there's like the NPC guests.
There's so many good ones dude. Like you you, you.
You won't find this shit in World of Warcraft bro, Like no.
Dude, this much? No, no, those guys.
They're too busy worrying about parses or whatever that means.
Parses. Yeah, I don't know.
It's something I think that's like measuring how good you are
during a raid. Pretty sure it is what that
means. Said anything to me and I
wouldn't have been able to relate so it's OK.
Purses. Purses is the same thing.
Same shit about it, yeah. Same shit dude.
Who's going to be our first guest on this podcast?
I don't know someone that doesn't like us.
Really. So you want to make someone
that's immediately combatant towards us?
You want to make them? Well, they might not even want
to. Come on.
If that's that'd be the. That's the fun part for us
though, is just convincing them. The first first case, I guess
you want to give us a headache and try to get someone that
doesn't want to come on. Yeah, I want to.
I want to make us feel bad about ourselves, make them say some
terrible shit to us beforehand. We'll figure it out.
We'll figure out who we want. What you want on And let's be
real, it has to be a Runescape player.
Does it? No, OK, it doesn't.
We don't even talk about Runescape.
But that being said, some of that realistically that's our in
is that someone that does play Runescape and play, oh, I know
these two people. Yeah.
Or you can just go for the gold. Let's just like, see if like
Barack Obama wants to join. Barack Obama might join us.
Yeah, he's, he's a very controversial guy, though.
Like he's really, he says a lot of stuff that goes against
YouTube terms of service, I heard.
Yeah, every time there's a reason he doesn't go on podcast
is because he just he loses his filter every time he he goes on.
Really. Oh, dude, it's bad.
Yeah, yeah, really nice tweets. He makes some great tweets.
But dude, I've heard some horror stories about the things he says
into a microphone, man. Like he just now that he's not
president, like he just lets it loose, let's it fly.
Dude, he's got all the passes. He thinks like it's crazy.
You. Think you know a guy I guess
but. Yeah, that's, I don't know, man.
He he can air, he can air out all the beef if he wants to.
Come on the wall, friends. He is more.
Than more than welcome to join us as as one of our first guests
I do think people would enjoy listening to Jake though yeah I
think I think people like this cool Jake yeah say.
Yeah, Jake, I foresee him becoming I feel like every like
big, not that this is a podcast, but when I see a podcast,
there's always like a guy in the corner somewhere like that.
They cut to like once every episode, like saying something
he. Could be the.
Corner guy. Yeah, dude, we could say
something to him and then he just sits there like he doesn't
do anything. But we acknowledge that he's
there for a second. Yeah, he could be that guy.
We'll call him Jake. Me.
Yeah, we don't have to call him Jake.
Me. Really.
Yeah, I think probably this Jake's good.
I would love that as a corner guy.
Unfair. Well, no, he's not getting paid.
No, we're paid, so we're. Really not.
Actually, no, it's yeah, no, we cannot get paid.
Costing us money and it's probably going to for a bit.
Yeah, yeah, we're, we're in the red.
Everybody you've really. Got you've got to subscribe
you've. Got to subscribe to us man.
You got it. Please God, you guys are doing
this to us. This this painful thing you're
doing? Listening through the wall.
And we're paying the price for it.
Like, what is that? That's crazy.
No one does that except for us. Except for us.
OK I I will say this though, if there is a runescape topic you
do want us to discuss and get really hyper specific about no
fucking PvP. Yeah, we're.
Talking about that. Here.
Alright. No, no, no one wants to talk.
About no one wants to talk about that.
If I can get real hyper specific about other shit though alright.
Like like Jimmy'z already made a whole video on towns he'd live
in. I'm willing to get very hyper
specific about some shit. I will listen to to the comments
on that if you guys have something.
I've asked you guys to comment four different types of things.
You guys, you're welcome to to have four different types of
comments if you want. I'm completely OK with that.
I will read all of them. Yeah, you can.
You can comment four times. There's nothing against that.
Maybe space them out a little bit so that YouTube doesn't
think you're a bot, which you might be, I don't know.
You're welcome. To watch too, though, it's fine.
Oh, people were really impressed with us not knowing about bees
and Hornets and Wasps. Dude, I actually brought that up
to my wife, Yeah, the other day. What did she say?
Did she say no? I knew that and I was like,
there's no way you knew that. And she was like, I only knew
that because I had like a whole like lesson on it.
Oh, OK, That's not fair though. Yeah, that's not fair.
That doesn't count. Yeah, no, she got paid to learn
that. There's a guy, I'm not going to
name him. He knows who he is.
Dude. He comments like 4 times on
every single one of my second channel videos and every comment
he makes is just being a little bit disappointed in me just a
little bit. It's something that I'm doing
wrong. It's not my dad for a fact, I
know that, but he could he. This guy has been around for a
long time. He's been, he's on the VOD
channel, he's over on on my second channel and now he's over
here and every time he comments as he listens and he finds
something that he doesn't like every time and he is always
back. Always back every time.
I don't know if he's enjoying his time here.
I can't tell. I don't know.
I'll, I'll give him, I'll give him credit, though.
You know what? Like he's still showing up for
you. He's.
Showing up and I. Appreciate that.
That's the guy. Look, there's people in life
that you want in your corner, even if it's uncomfortable.
Yeah, no, people. That are going to call you on
your shit. That's that guy.
OK, but to be fair, only about like 20% of the things he calls
out are even reasonable in the 1st place.
I disagree with what he's saying a lot.
I'll say that I'm not afraid to say that I, I'll, I'll stand my
ground, OK, I, I say a lot of things and if I, if I need to
take them back, you're going to have to pry it out of me.
I'm really bad at taking things back.
No, not really, but it depends. I'll I'll stand my ground.
I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
I. I'll definitely take something
back if I didn't know anything about.
It yeah, if I don't know anything about it, but if it's
my opinion about something, unless, unless I'm learning all
this new crazy information that wasn't really publicly available
or something, then yeah, I'll, I'll take that back.
So you're saying your opinions have weight to them because
you're actually thinking about what you're saying.
Yeah, usually I try, I try to think.
I don't think you're doing a good enough job.
You didn't convince me of that until now.
Also what is this guy talking about Tiny Rick he said Love you
both but Kev calling himself out is so real and appreciated.
The personal growth is great. Guys, what is what?
Did I say? I don't know.
What did you what did you call yourself out on?
Did you even mean to if you did? I don't know what he's.
Look here, here's this time I'm going to answer this question
for you, OK? For the past five months, yeah.
Or so of my life. Yeah.
My wife has sworn that she has told me things and I say I, I
always respond saying you did not say that to me.
And after about 30 seconds, I'm convincing.
I'm like, you actually did say that to me.
I my memory's shot right now. Yes, this is what happens when
you don't sleep that much. My memory.
Is shot. Yeah, the kid thing I forgot.
So look, if I had a personal growth moment, that's great.
Here's the thing. I I carry lessons with me even
if I forget how I learned that lesson.
Like if, if I like if I jam my finger in a door, you know, And
because I'm sure we've all done that when we were kids.
I don't remember the last time I did, but I will not put my
finger in that door. So if I have personal growth, I
might not remember why I had that personal growth, but I I
still carry that with me. Don't miss your comment.
Thank. Thank you for for acknowledging
that. Yeah, you're a good guy, is what
he's basically saying. Yeah, I appreciate that.
I'll take that compliment. Thank you.
Yeah, I I like people that realize that people can grow,
you know? Yeah, I think, I think there's a
lot of people that, you know, think that there's no going,
there's no changing. So there's no you are the same
person. You're the.
Exact same person at 17 and at 32 exactly.
Yeah, no, yeah, you've that 18 year old version of you.
He's still there. He's he's still.
Not listening to his mom. Does not know how to talk to
women. Does not listen to his mom.
He's he's not great. He's not a great guy, not.
A great guy, dude and. Here he is not not reformed,
just right there. Right here.
Oh, there was a lot. I forgot about the moose talk.
Dude, we talked a lot about that moose for a long time.
I'm not going to go back to it. I'm not going to continue
talking about it. Do you have a new one for us or
a new scenario? Yeah.
Did you think about that? You said you were.
Going to I I do have a new scenario, but it's not no like I
I tried it out and Jake right before and he's like, that's
really bad dude. Don't bring that up.
Did he give you an alternative he usually has?
One I didn't like his either. This is how he came to truck
stop orgasm, he said. Like if you think about like
you're driving a truck and the brakes cut out and you're going
downhill. And I was like, yeah.
And then what? He was like, work from there.
I'm like, there's nothing to work with.
What am I? What am I doing?
What am I putting Jimmy in? What sort of situation am I
putting him in? I'm just basically killing him
in the situation. I.
Guess what? Would you OK, fine here?
If you're in a truck and it's going to crash into something,
you'll be fine. But it's crashing into one
thing, the other thing, or both things go down.
You'd rather rather crash into, let's say, a school.
Are you doing a trolley situation right now?
Yeah. Are you doing a trolley lever
problem? But.
This is truck without brakes. Look, I will come back with the
strongest possible situation maybe, but are you crashing into
the school or are you crashing into the hospital?
I I have an I have an answer for this.
This is a terrible one. This is awful.
But go ahead, go give your answer.
No, you have to give your answer first.
I'm not going to let you. I'm not going to.
Answer that's a terrible one. It's just terrible. 2 terrible
things happening. The first one that you gave was
a survival thing. Whether I would do it or not
like that, that's a that's a cool one to like put myself in
that position of like you get a really nice reward if you try
this out, but you could die. This one's like who who you
killing that doesn't deserve it. This is Jake scenario though.
I I told you it wasn't. This is terrible.
This isn't good. It wasn't.
Good. Well, can you give yours at
least? What was the one that he didn't
like of yours? Not it's, it's not.
He really. He really?
Made me see it wasn't good. Dude.
It was. It was a crock of shit, I'm
willing to admit that. Here's the thing, the.
Answer to this question though, at the very least is you crash
into the school. Here's why you crash into the
school. If it's summer, automatically no
one's there. If it is any time past 3:00 PM,
basically no one's there. All right, so at at worst,
you're just you're just destroying a first grade grade
classroom. Like maybe, maybe they just have
to all scooch in, you know, and be in one first grade classroom.
Dude, now that you're close to the camera, you got some nice
skin. You got some shiny.
Fucking real shiny. When I get close.
Yeah, dude, you got a nice one. I'm going.
I'm back here. I'm fine.
Yeah, dude, I I've been getting real tanned by accident.
How are? You getting tanned by accident
just. Going for walks with my wife
every day. My baby.
And like I just. Dude, I told, I told Flynn that
you, you, you do 7500 steps every day and she's like, how's
he do that? And I'm like, well, he walks.
She's like, yeah, but but how? What do you mean how he walks
in? Yeah, his.
Legs you just start and then you don't stop until you hit the
number. Yeah.
And then she made like a growling sound, like she was
upset at that, like as as if that like pissed her off that
you walked to get the steps. And I was like, I don't know
what you were expecting him to do.
I I do the easiest version of it, you just.
Walk. I think it was the 45 minutes to
an hour part that really threw her off, that she didn't.
She did not like that part, Yeah.
No to be fair, like it's really good for your brain though like
to just being out for like an hour like it clears your head in
the best way possible. Yeah, if we're at the point over
here, though, where if we want to walk, we have to start waking
up so early to do it because once it hits like 8:30 AM, Oh my
God, dude, it's it's nauseating to go outside.
Like it's actually messed up. Yeah, Is not.
Get a walking pad dude, those are great.
Yeah, I yeah, She was talking about one of those because I
remember your little wife had had that going on.
That's right. Yeah, I remember Facetiming you
guys. She was on it.
I moved it. I I could have shown you, could
have shown you me walking on a pad that no one would have cared
about. But no, it's gone.
Dude, I really like this comment from Z Mac X he goes best of
luck to you both. The podcast Nisha is a dog eat
dog world out there. Really, I'm like, I don't, I
mean podcasts. Tearing each other down.
I, I I. I would have thought that it was
not really like that. Like I, I, I feel like what's
there to really, you know, compete with, like, I mean.
Other people talking, I guess I don't.
Know yeah like getting guests on like I.
I don't know if look, if look here's here's if we get into a
scuffle with another podcast, which we're not one.
So that's weird. That's already a point against
them. Then you guys are kind of
obligated to jump in for us because you're the ones causing
this. So don't.
Organize, don't pre organize. I hate mom.
Oh. We don't do that.
Well, we don't have a destination for them.
So it's, I mean, we'll just load them up and we'll send them out
what we need to. Oh my God.
Yeah, it's fine, dude. Just get them.
Get them ready. You know, you got to train your
soldiers before sending them off to war, you know what I mean?
It's fine. Look, I I do not want anyone
shitting on other people and we don't.
Have anyone for you to shit on? OK, it's fine.
All right. And we'll never true it's it's.
Look, you want to shit on something, go shit on the the
concept of empty calories. Dude, Go, go, go get fucking mad
at Kellogg's. Dude, look at all their cereal
that the things like corn is supposed to have fiber.
They remove the fiber out of all their cereal.
So you're eating empty calories for a while.
For a while. Oh, they brought it back though.
No, they didn't bring it back. So why'd you say for a while
that implies it's not like that anymore?
No it this has been going on for a while.
Oh like it's been like this is so stupid dude I hate English
sometimes it's so confusing. No, no, we don't.
We don't get the point across when people are trying to.
Learn language. Yeah, yeah.
Also, a lot of people are really, you know, they're
scratching their heads. The fact that on our page, our
YouTube channel page, in the playlists, one of the playlists
is named like it's it's labeled as a podcast on there, which
look, I don't have control of what that says.
That's not me doing that. It's not an admission.
It's not me, you know, letting you guys win here.
That's just what it does. It just puts it like that.
I just don't think I can do about it.
I can't relabel a whole system that's just stop getting excited
over things that aren't real. It's.
Weird dude. Oh look at that, we rolled up
the 4.6 case subscribers. I want to see at least a million
from this one. If we don't hit a million by
next Friday, I'm pissed off. I will be mad.
That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, I will come up with a
scenario for you next time. Probably.
You should. Probably come up with a with a,
a multitude of them. Like just constantly be
brainstorming this like like rewire your brain to.
Constantly be I've had a busy ass week.
I, dude, normally, normally I'm, I'm listening off some fucking
bullshit scenario every day and I could just be writing it down
then, but I, I have not been doing that in a minute.
But look, I, I'll, I'll start the machine up again and I'm
gonna, I'm gonna just keep putting you in some fucking life
or death situations for some good amount of money, like
$50,000 at the very least. And we're gonna get one person
and 1 lucky person in the audience will get to pay that
that fee to you. Yeah, also that guy that
somewhat named our our podcast, he's not getting the $0.38
'cause he left that that very hateful filled comment.
About. About parasocial, so he's kind
of maybe we'll give that $0.38 away to someone else that.
'D be great. Maybe not guaranteed.
Subscribe dude, look, here's my closing thought.
Have you ever thought to yourself, if a million people
give me $1.00, I will have $1,000,000 and then I'm willing
to do that for five more people. So we make 6 people and, and
then the changes keeps going. I, I paid $5 out of out of, you
know that chain. I gave 55 people $1.00 each.
Like we, we could make millionaires overnight, right?
Like have you ever thought about that scenario of like?
I've definitely thought about the like one person giving a
dollar because that's what, that's what Wikipedia does
sometimes. They're like, if everyone just
gave us this amount of money, we'd have this much and we could
be awesome. It's like, dude, what?
Yeah, we we got a Wikipedia people.
Yeah, that that doesn't work anymore.
Dude. There's no way they're getting
money from people that way are. They maybe they.
Are. Maybe they are.
I don't know, I I'm sorry Wikipedia, I've never donated.
No and I. You seem to be fine.
They they've donated to other things, other good causes.
Yeah. Not.
Reading high quality information in a very easily to digest
format. I I have not read the actual
real life wiki in a while, but I I've read the Runescape one all
the time. I'll give them my dollar, dude.
I'll give them my dollar. They're.
The wiki team is fucking goaded the the OSRS wiki team.
They are the fucking best. Dude, yeah, there's, there's no
one even close like I, I always get, I always get shocked when I
see another game's wiki and it's like, it's it's 1% of the
quality, like the OSRS one. It's crazy.
Yeah, All right. Well, I guess we shouldn't
linger around too long. Yeah, everyone, let's consider
this whole dollar theory, guys. We can make a lot of people
happy here. Yeah, let's what are we, what,
what do we want them to do for that exactly?
Like we just pick like a bunch of like, I don't know, like 20
random people out of a million just, you know, like, and here's
the thing, I basically just invented the lottery with this,
OK? Because let's say you pay $20
and now you have a 20 and a million shot to win that, to win
$1,000,000, OK. And so $20 million enters. 20
happy contestants leave. I guess I just invented the
lottery again. Yeah, that is the lottery.
Yeah, everyone. It's gambling.
You're inventing gambling. Don't gamble.
Thanks for watching guys. We'll see you next week.
Yeah, see you later. Everyone.
Don't gamble. This isn't going to happen.
The lottery already exists and we're not endorsing it.
Thanks for watching and listening.
Bye.