Road Trip Audio Dramas presents Dead Wrong, a fiction comedy
written by Rebecca Holiday and Brianna Horn.
I can't believe this. I.
Can't believe this. Are you okay?
No, look, there she goes. What is happening right now?
I don't know what to think about any of this.
I don't know what's going on. All I know is that Noah lied.
Why would he do that? I don't get it.
It doesn't make any sense. How did he know she was alive?
He said he was calling her and she said she'd been calling him
that. That he.
Lied to us all and then he had the nerve to go to support group
when he knew she was still alive.
But why did he put her name on the passenger list?
What about her suitcase? Was she the one behind that?
How much of this was he involved in?
I don't know if he was the one behind making this all up.
The only reason I could think he would do that would be because
he liked you. Or maybe he liked the attention
of everyone feeling sorry for him about his girlfriend.
Maybe I feel so sick and dirty. I never would have thought he
could lie about something like that.
Me either this is all messed up. I'll hear him out.
Later. I just.
Need to think. Am I really this dumb?
Was he just messing with me while she was gone?
No, you're not dumb. It's not your fault.
He fooled us all. Even Javier didn't know.
She's right. They weren't the only ones
who've been blindsided. Back at my coffee shop, I was
the first one to get the truth out of Noah.
What is going on? I I don't.
I can't. You really knew she was alive.
Why didn't you tell me? Because the FBI are looking for
her. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
I was mad but but I I still didn't want anything to happen
to her. I don't want to put her her in
jail. God, I can't believe this.
Harper and Manny think I'm a total creep.
Why does she have to come back? Noah has a tendency to melt down
when he's overwhelmed. Literally.
Hey, get your face off the table.
That's not sanitary. It doesn't matter.
This is where I belong in the dirt.
She ruins my life when she leaves, and then she ruins it
more when she comes back. What?
Say that again? I'm going to record it.
Where's Danny? She's probably recording this.
I said she ruins my life when she leaves and it's even worse
when she comes back. Wow, it's really nice to finally
hear you say that. Are you going to remember it?
What are you going to forget as soon as she tries to finish
things and get back together with you?
No, I don't know. I missed her at first, but then
I realized. I was miserable with her.
I've never been good enough for her.
She was always embarrassed by me and I always thought it was my
fault. But no one else acts like that
around me, and I thought I thought things were going so
well when she just disappeared again.
Things are never going well with her.
How many times has she dumped you and then just waltz right
back in whenever she felt like it?
I hate to say this again. But the only person at least
cares about is herself. She's always putting on an act
with you when she feels like making up.
She's not going to change. I know.
Noah, I know you're working through some stuff, but I'm
going to lose my freaking mind right now if you don't get your
head off this dirty table. Oh, right.
Sorry. I don't want to face her.
I just want her to leave. Then turn her in.
I will if you don't. No.
I We've been together all this time.
I don't want to be the 1:00 to send her to jail.
Fine, but you have to talk to her.
You have to break up with her, and you have to do it for good
this time. Yeah, I guess so.
No, you can't do that with her. This is why she keeps walking
all over you. Are you sure you're breaking up
or not? Yes.
Yes, what? Yes, I'm breaking up with her.
Good. Now go home and take a shower.
You don't know what's been on that table and I let Danny clean
it last, which is almost worse than leaving it undone.
Noah had every intention of making a clean break with Elise
when he saw her next, but. That was never any real chance
of that working with her. Right.
I'm breaking up, Elise. I'm not going to be pushed
around by you anymore. I'm not.
It's unlocked. Did she come straight back here?
Hello. You're back.
What took you so long? What are you doing?
Taking a shower Your crazy friend got with cream all over
me. You can come in.
No, just get dressed. We need to talk.
Sure. Just a minute.
That's my shirt. Yeah.
Do you really have to? Never mind, It doesn't matter.
Well, I can take it off if you want me, no?
Let's talk. Why so?
Serious. What happened back there?
Did you really think I wasn't coming back?
Why would I? I I think you were coming back.
Don't be so sensitive, Noah. I had some trouble, is all.
I always come back. Can't you trust me a little?
Seriously, what is with your attitude all of a sudden I
couldn't stay here and I couldn't contact you because I
was in trouble. I had no choice.
Do you really think I wanted to leave you?
And I'm here now. Didn't you say you'd stay with
me no matter what? What I said was was was, did you
hear my voicemail? Yes, and if you just give me a
chance to explain, I could tell you that I always loved you too.
No, don't kiss me. Stop trying to distract me, I
said. I want to talk to you.
All right, I can see you're having feelings again, so hurry
up and get it off your chest. Sit down.
Really. In the kitchen?
Can't we sit on the couch? No.
Oh, you're so cute when you're mad.
Just sit down. Look, Elise, we.
Need to get married? Yeah, I know I turned you down
before, but I think it's time. You wait, what?
Let's get married. I know you bought me a ring and
we're going to propose again. I saw the bill in the mail.
You want? No, I don't believe you.
At least I'm breaking up with you.
Breaking up with me. You're hilarious, Noah.
You left me a message and said you wanted to grow old together.
You bought a ring you have to make payments on.
Now you want to break up? Yes, I said.
I did. But did you even listen to the
entire message? I was saying goodbye.
Clearly you're confused. You've been asking me to marry
you forever. I don't see what the problem is.
The problem is that you're a thief and a liar and I can't
trust you anymore. I'm not lying, Noah.
Why would I come back if I didn't want to be with you do?
You really mean that? Yes, I've missed you like crazy.
Being away from you has made me realize just how much you mean
how much you've always meant to me.
I'm ready, Noah. It's time we finally took the
next step, don't you think? I don't know if I believe that.
Hi. It's that girl, isn't it?
Were you actually cheating on me?
Cheat. I didn't.
Cheat. I we weren't.
It's not like that. And what is it?
Javier got into your head, didn't he?
He's the one who told you to break up with me, isn't he?
Well, he. I knew it.
Why do you always listen to him? You don't have to do what he
tells you to do, Noah. Make up your own damn mind.
Javi's always had something against me.
Why would you believe him over me?
He doesn't. Well, OK, that is true.
Javi does kind of hate you. This isn't fair, Noah.
I fled the country to protect you.
What? How does that even?
I didn't want you to get dragged into it all.
I know you would have tried to help me, but there was nothing
you couldn't do. And this whole time you've been
listening to your friend trash talk me and you're seeing
someone else. Elise, you left me.
If you wanted to come back, why didn't you?
You, you, you call me. And Harvey hasn't said anything
about you. He thought you were dead.
Oh, babe. I cannot do the stuttering.
You're getting too emotional. Let's just sleep on it, OK?
No, I'm not. You're just I I want I I.
It's OK. You're tired and confused.
Let's talk in the morning. You can say whatever you want
once you've calmed down a bit. Don't.
Fine. Where are you going?
To bed. I'll sleep on the couch.
Come on, stop being so dramatic. You know I can't understand you
when you're stuttering. Besides, there's plenty of.
Room for good night. Good night.
At least figured that her main obstacle in getting Noah back
under her control would be Harper.
So once Noah had fallen asleep. She got onto his phone.
There you are, Harper. There's like 100 messages here.
Hey, Harper, I'm really sorry about what happened today.
Can we meet at Stella's on Washington Street tomorrow at
9:00? O'clock?
I'll tell you everything and send.
Can't wait to catch up, you homeworking whore.
Noah, your iguana got out of its cage.
What? You OK?
Where is he? I went under the bed.
All right, don't worry, I'll get him.
It's all right. He's not going to chase you.
At least Slasher's still in his cage.
Yeah. Did you think Elise had already
gone full blown cycle before? Surprise, it gets worse.
Not only did she still know his phone while he was asleep, she
also switched the lock on his bedroom door so she could trap
him there. Cycle.
What's the matter, sweetie? Did you lock yourself in?
Elise, open this. Now you're crazy.
Sorry honey, I need to deal with your little side piece first.
No. Leave Harper alone.
Open the store right now. Or else I'll.
I'll. I'm gonna.
You. You.
You You'll what? I'll turn you into the police.
You will. How?
You took my phone. Babe, relax.
I wouldn't have to do this. If you would stop overreacting
about everything. I'll be back in a couple of
hours. No, let me out.
Don't go anywhere. Give me back my phone.
You're such a baby. We both know you always come
calling back to me anyway. No, I'm done with this at least.
It's over. I never want to see you again.
Never. Really.
Who's going to let you out then? We're three flights up, Noah.
What are you going to do, jump out the window?
All right. At least you win.
Let me out. Let's talk please.
Sure thing, khaki shorts when I get back.
No, wait. Elise.
Elise, Elise. You've been listening to Dead
Wrong featuring the voice talents of.
Caterbell Ansari as. Elise.
Griffin Tuattu as Noah. McCallum, A playing the role of
Javier Marquez. Harper Huang is voiced by Zoe
DB. Lena Garcia as Mandy.
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