1 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:18,140 Road Trip Audio Dramas presents Dead Wrong, a fiction comedy 2 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:20,580 written by Rebecca Holiday and Brianna Horn. 3 00:00:30,620 --> 00:00:34,780 I can't believe this. I. 4 00:00:35,420 --> 00:00:38,580 Can't believe this. Are you okay? 5 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:44,220 No, look, there she goes. What is happening right now? 6 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:47,500 I don't know what to think about any of this. 7 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:52,540 I don't know what's going on. All I know is that Noah lied. 8 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:55,500 Why would he do that? I don't get it. 9 00:00:56,420 --> 00:01:00,340 It doesn't make any sense. How did he know she was alive? 10 00:01:01,140 --> 00:01:06,660 He said he was calling her and she said she'd been calling him 11 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:11,340 that. That he. 12 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:15,540 Lied to us all and then he had the nerve to go to support group 13 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:17,300 when he knew she was still alive. 14 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:23,220 But why did he put her name on the passenger list? 15 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,340 What about her suitcase? Was she the one behind that? 16 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:29,020 How much of this was he involved in? 17 00:01:30,380 --> 00:01:34,060 I don't know if he was the one behind making this all up. 18 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:37,700 The only reason I could think he would do that would be because 19 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:40,420 he liked you. Or maybe he liked the attention 20 00:01:40,420 --> 00:01:43,180 of everyone feeling sorry for him about his girlfriend. 21 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:51,740 Maybe I feel so sick and dirty. I never would have thought he 22 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:53,140 could lie about something like that. 23 00:01:54,340 --> 00:02:01,710 Me either this is all messed up. I'll hear him out. 24 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,270 Later. I just. 25 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:09,030 Need to think. Am I really this dumb? 26 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:13,190 Was he just messing with me while she was gone? 27 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:17,190 No, you're not dumb. It's not your fault. 28 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:20,070 He fooled us all. Even Javier didn't know. 29 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:23,230 She's right. They weren't the only ones 30 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,510 who've been blindsided. Back at my coffee shop, I was 31 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:28,190 the first one to get the truth out of Noah. 32 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:32,310 What is going on? I I don't. 33 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:37,070 I can't. You really knew she was alive. 34 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:40,630 Why didn't you tell me? Because the FBI are looking for 35 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:47,030 her. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. 36 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:53,070 I was mad but but I I still didn't want anything to happen 37 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:56,350 to her. I don't want to put her her in 38 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:58,870 jail. God, I can't believe this. 39 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,540 Harper and Manny think I'm a total creep. 40 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:08,140 Why does she have to come back? Noah has a tendency to melt down 41 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,260 when he's overwhelmed. Literally. 42 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:13,260 Hey, get your face off the table. 43 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:16,300 That's not sanitary. It doesn't matter. 44 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,380 This is where I belong in the dirt. 45 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:24,180 She ruins my life when she leaves, and then she ruins it 46 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,420 more when she comes back. What? 47 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:28,820 Say that again? I'm going to record it. 48 00:03:29,380 --> 00:03:33,220 Where's Danny? She's probably recording this. 49 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:39,180 I said she ruins my life when she leaves and it's even worse 50 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:43,780 when she comes back. Wow, it's really nice to finally 51 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:46,820 hear you say that. Are you going to remember it? 52 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:50,060 What are you going to forget as soon as she tries to finish 53 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:51,660 things and get back together with you? 54 00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:57,220 No, I don't know. I missed her at first, but then 55 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:01,190 I realized. I was miserable with her. 56 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:03,830 I've never been good enough for her. 57 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:08,750 She was always embarrassed by me and I always thought it was my 58 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,750 fault. But no one else acts like that 59 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:16,870 around me, and I thought I thought things were going so 60 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:18,790 well when she just disappeared again. 61 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:21,750 Things are never going well with her. 62 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,550 How many times has she dumped you and then just waltz right 63 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:25,990 back in whenever she felt like it? 64 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:29,690 I hate to say this again. But the only person at least 65 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:33,090 cares about is herself. She's always putting on an act 66 00:04:33,090 --> 00:04:34,570 with you when she feels like making up. 67 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:38,450 She's not going to change. I know. 68 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:43,930 Noah, I know you're working through some stuff, but I'm 69 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:45,930 going to lose my freaking mind right now if you don't get your 70 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:48,530 head off this dirty table. Oh, right. 71 00:04:49,010 --> 00:04:51,970 Sorry. I don't want to face her. 72 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:55,130 I just want her to leave. Then turn her in. 73 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:57,530 I will if you don't. No. 74 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:00,990 I We've been together all this time. 75 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,830 I don't want to be the 1:00 to send her to jail. 76 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:07,030 Fine, but you have to talk to her. 77 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:10,870 You have to break up with her, and you have to do it for good 78 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,990 this time. Yeah, I guess so. 79 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:18,070 No, you can't do that with her. This is why she keeps walking 80 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:20,670 all over you. Are you sure you're breaking up 81 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:22,630 or not? Yes. 82 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:27,230 Yes, what? Yes, I'm breaking up with her. 83 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,450 Good. Now go home and take a shower. 84 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:33,770 You don't know what's been on that table and I let Danny clean 85 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:36,090 it last, which is almost worse than leaving it undone. 86 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:55,530 Noah had every intention of making a clean break with Elise 87 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:59,030 when he saw her next, but. That was never any real chance 88 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:02,990 of that working with her. Right. 89 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:07,110 I'm breaking up, Elise. I'm not going to be pushed 90 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,430 around by you anymore. I'm not. 91 00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:14,270 It's unlocked. Did she come straight back here? 92 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:33,220 Hello. You're back. 93 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:37,820 What took you so long? What are you doing? 94 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:43,380 Taking a shower Your crazy friend got with cream all over 95 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:50,860 me. You can come in. 96 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:55,220 No, just get dressed. We need to talk. 97 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,660 Sure. Just a minute. 98 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,620 That's my shirt. Yeah. 99 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:12,460 Do you really have to? Never mind, It doesn't matter. 100 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,380 Well, I can take it off if you want me, no? 101 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,940 Let's talk. Why so? 102 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,380 Serious. What happened back there? 103 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,340 Did you really think I wasn't coming back? 104 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,380 Why would I? I I think you were coming back. 105 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:32,540 Don't be so sensitive, Noah. I had some trouble, is all. 106 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:36,900 I always come back. Can't you trust me a little? 107 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:42,540 Seriously, what is with your attitude all of a sudden I 108 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,700 couldn't stay here and I couldn't contact you because I 109 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:47,820 was in trouble. I had no choice. 110 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,500 Do you really think I wanted to leave you? 111 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,530 And I'm here now. Didn't you say you'd stay with 112 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:58,810 me no matter what? What I said was was was, did you 113 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:04,810 hear my voicemail? Yes, and if you just give me a 114 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:10,290 chance to explain, I could tell you that I always loved you too. 115 00:08:11,050 --> 00:08:15,730 No, don't kiss me. Stop trying to distract me, I 116 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,890 said. I want to talk to you. 117 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,880 All right, I can see you're having feelings again, so hurry 118 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:31,520 up and get it off your chest. Sit down. 119 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,760 Really. In the kitchen? 120 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,799 Can't we sit on the couch? No. 121 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,120 Oh, you're so cute when you're mad. 122 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:47,120 Just sit down. Look, Elise, we. 123 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:51,140 Need to get married? Yeah, I know I turned you down 124 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:57,540 before, but I think it's time. You wait, what? 125 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:01,460 Let's get married. I know you bought me a ring and 126 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:04,380 we're going to propose again. I saw the bill in the mail. 127 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:08,500 You want? No, I don't believe you. 128 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:12,260 At least I'm breaking up with you. 129 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,210 Breaking up with me. You're hilarious, Noah. 130 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:22,770 You left me a message and said you wanted to grow old together. 131 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:25,730 You bought a ring you have to make payments on. 132 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:29,770 Now you want to break up? Yes, I said. 133 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:33,730 I did. But did you even listen to the 134 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:36,770 entire message? I was saying goodbye. 135 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:40,250 Clearly you're confused. You've been asking me to marry 136 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:43,370 you forever. I don't see what the problem is. 137 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:46,590 The problem is that you're a thief and a liar and I can't 138 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:49,910 trust you anymore. I'm not lying, Noah. 139 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:52,630 Why would I come back if I didn't want to be with you do? 140 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:58,190 You really mean that? Yes, I've missed you like crazy. 141 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:01,150 Being away from you has made me realize just how much you mean 142 00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:04,630 how much you've always meant to me. 143 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:08,070 I'm ready, Noah. It's time we finally took the 144 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:14,620 next step, don't you think? I don't know if I believe that. 145 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:20,180 Hi. It's that girl, isn't it? 146 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,340 Were you actually cheating on me? 147 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,420 Cheat. I didn't. 148 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,140 Cheat. I we weren't. 149 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:31,580 It's not like that. And what is it? 150 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:34,460 Javier got into your head, didn't he? 151 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,900 He's the one who told you to break up with me, isn't he? 152 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,940 Well, he. I knew it. 153 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:45,500 Why do you always listen to him? You don't have to do what he 154 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,860 tells you to do, Noah. Make up your own damn mind. 155 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:51,260 Javi's always had something against me. 156 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,220 Why would you believe him over me? 157 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,700 He doesn't. Well, OK, that is true. 158 00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:02,380 Javi does kind of hate you. This isn't fair, Noah. 159 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,740 I fled the country to protect you. 160 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,620 What? How does that even? 161 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,060 I didn't want you to get dragged into it all. 162 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,980 I know you would have tried to help me, but there was nothing 163 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,980 you couldn't do. And this whole time you've been 164 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,260 listening to your friend trash talk me and you're seeing 165 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:21,900 someone else. Elise, you left me. 166 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:28,380 If you wanted to come back, why didn't you? 167 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:32,900 You, you, you call me. And Harvey hasn't said anything 168 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,140 about you. He thought you were dead. 169 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:40,660 Oh, babe. I cannot do the stuttering. 170 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:44,380 You're getting too emotional. Let's just sleep on it, OK? 171 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:49,660 No, I'm not. You're just I I want I I. 172 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,380 It's OK. You're tired and confused. 173 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,980 Let's talk in the morning. You can say whatever you want 174 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:04,140 once you've calmed down a bit. Don't. 175 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:10,770 Fine. Where are you going? 176 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:15,330 To bed. I'll sleep on the couch. 177 00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:20,290 Come on, stop being so dramatic. You know I can't understand you 178 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:23,970 when you're stuttering. Besides, there's plenty of. 179 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:28,050 Room for good night. Good night. 180 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:32,050 At least figured that her main obstacle in getting Noah back 181 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,770 under her control would be Harper. 182 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:36,990 So once Noah had fallen asleep. She got onto his phone. 183 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:49,640 There you are, Harper. There's like 100 messages here. 184 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,040 Hey, Harper, I'm really sorry about what happened today. 185 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,560 Can we meet at Stella's on Washington Street tomorrow at 186 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,240 9:00? O'clock? 187 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:03,600 I'll tell you everything and send. 188 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,080 Can't wait to catch up, you homeworking whore. 189 00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:21,430 Noah, your iguana got out of its cage. 190 00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:26,390 What? You OK? 191 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,670 Where is he? I went under the bed. 192 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,470 All right, don't worry, I'll get him. 193 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,690 It's all right. He's not going to chase you. 194 00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,330 At least Slasher's still in his cage. 195 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:51,530 Yeah. Did you think Elise had already 196 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:55,530 gone full blown cycle before? Surprise, it gets worse. 197 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,650 Not only did she still know his phone while he was asleep, she 198 00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,930 also switched the lock on his bedroom door so she could trap 199 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,330 him there. Cycle. 200 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,420 What's the matter, sweetie? Did you lock yourself in? 201 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:17,420 Elise, open this. Now you're crazy. 202 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:21,900 Sorry honey, I need to deal with your little side piece first. 203 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,940 No. Leave Harper alone. 204 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,660 Open the store right now. Or else I'll. 205 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,020 I'll. I'm gonna. 206 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:28,980 You. You. 207 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:32,940 You You'll what? I'll turn you into the police. 208 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:36,010 You will. How? 209 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:42,010 You took my phone. Babe, relax. 210 00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:45,290 I wouldn't have to do this. If you would stop overreacting 211 00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,930 about everything. I'll be back in a couple of 212 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,890 hours. No, let me out. 213 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:55,570 Don't go anywhere. Give me back my phone. 214 00:14:57,210 --> 00:15:01,370 You're such a baby. We both know you always come 215 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:05,050 calling back to me anyway. No, I'm done with this at least. 216 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,280 It's over. I never want to see you again. 217 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,440 Never. Really. 218 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,960 Who's going to let you out then? We're three flights up, Noah. 219 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,280 What are you going to do, jump out the window? 220 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,680 All right. At least you win. 221 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,080 Let me out. Let's talk please. 222 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,680 Sure thing, khaki shorts when I get back. 223 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,550 No, wait. Elise. 224 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:46,070 Elise, Elise. You've been listening to Dead 225 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,670 Wrong featuring the voice talents of. 226 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,030 Caterbell Ansari as. Elise. 227 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:57,150 Griffin Tuattu as Noah. McCallum, A playing the role of 228 00:15:57,150 --> 00:16:00,190 Javier Marquez. Harper Huang is voiced by Zoe 229 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:02,910 DB. Lena Garcia as Mandy. 230 00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,070 Thanks for listening. If you're enjoying the show, 231 00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,150 please rate, subscribe and share.