1 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,640 and pick me up again 'cause I. Hello ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,480 welcome to Anime Watch Club, a bi weekly group discussion and 3 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,440 review. We're the host of the Way You 4 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,600 Say Anime podcast. Nominate and vote on shows 5 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,080 either we haven't seen or shows that hopefully leads to a great 6 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,400 discussion. On today's episode, the Voltaire 7 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,480 fan club will be reviewing the 2010 anime The Twilight Saga 8 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:42,440 Eclipse. Let's meet today's lively and 9 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,280 super energetic cast. First up, I don't think he's 10 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,040 been on an episode for like 6 weeks and he got a new old mic. 11 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,680 We got Miles. Miles, how's it going? 12 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:55,680 It's it's going well. I also got a new set of pipes in 13 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,000 my house and that was expensive, so that was fun. 14 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,640 Hell yeah. Congrats on the new pipes, my 15 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,360 man. And our #1 Twilight team fan 16 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,720 Pat. Yes, my favorite. 17 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,600 Love this bit, can't wait to do it again next year potentially. 18 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,440 Who knows, it might not win the vote next year. 19 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,480 We'll see. We'll see. 20 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,240 I'm guessing it will though. But yes, we are watching. 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,400 There's one vote and it's me. Yes, exactly, but. 22 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,560 Thank you. Glad someone got the joke there 23 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,280 at least. There we go. 24 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,120 That makes two of us. But oh man, we're talking about 25 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,160 Twilight Eclipse. It's I believe it was 2010, 26 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,040 right? I think right. 2010 Rated PG13 27 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,840 done by Studio. Legendary Films. 28 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,360 What would the studio be? I guess in theory. 29 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,040 Is it not legendary films? Yeah, maybe Legendary films. 30 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,880 We're going to go with that. Written by Stephanie Meyer. 31 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,080 Did I remember that correctly? Yep. 32 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,400 Meyer, but yeah. We don't respect her so. 33 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,400 OK. Mormon lady. 34 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,720 Mormon lady. Yeah, themes of supernatural, 35 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,840 fantasy, teen adventure, teen fantasy, teen romance. 36 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,760 Who done it? Action, adventure, drama, 37 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,920 fantasy and mystery. Yeah, let's who done it? 38 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,480 Apparently. Because who done Bella? 39 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,960 I guess in theory. I don't know like. 40 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,760 I I don't know, I wish this was a who done it. 41 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,240 Yeah, right. That would be neat. 42 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,280 It's what IMDb says. It's not my fault. 43 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,520 Blame Mal. Blame Mal like we always do. 44 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,120 But yeah, let's do our first impressions of this of this 45 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,760 anime. Pardon me, Pete, what are your 46 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,040 first impressions? And would you recommend The 47 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,320 Twilight Saga Eclipse? And also, I guess, did you watch 48 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,480 it before this? Did I watch Eclipse before this? 49 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,720 I know your answer, I'm asking. Of course I watched this movie 50 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,160 before. How dare you, Twilight. 51 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,960 I know I mentioned that Pat is the Twilight super fan, but it's 52 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:57,760 actually me and I love this franchise to a point, but there 53 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,320 comes to a point where you kind of need to stop doing the bit 54 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,280 and eclipse or the Twilight films. 55 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,240 I think it's like the worst of them all. 56 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,760 I think it loses a little bit of the gusto from me after I 57 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,960 stopped. I guess this came out when I was 58 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,000 in college so it kind of lost like the team feel that I had 59 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,520 and then re watching it as a grown ass man. 60 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,320 It is continuing to be a terrible film. 61 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,920 So I would not recommend this. I guess you kind of have to 62 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,800 because it's if you're watching all the clips or Eclipse of all 63 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,560 Twilight, you kind of have to watch it. 64 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,600 But I don't know, I feel like you want you could like do the 65 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,640 Cliff notes of this movie and then just jump into Breaking 66 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,120 Dawn. But we'll discuss more later. 67 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,520 But I would not recommend this film. 68 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,440 Maybe you'd recommend like watching the Cinema Sins video 69 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,200 of this movie? Yeah, I'm sure there's like a 70 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,520 recap movie YouTube guy that could give you like the Cliff 71 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,440 Notes in like a 12 minute YouTube. 72 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,920 That would probably be enough. If there is one out there, it 73 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:59,000 would be done by man of recaps. He's the goat. 74 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,160 The goat. His shirt with the with the fake 75 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,360 bow tie or like full suit. Oh I love that guy. 76 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,120 It's. Very good. 77 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,200 What do you said? You brought that up? 78 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,400 I watched his recap of Suits. I've watched all of it. 79 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,040 And then I decided to watch Suits because of it, even though 80 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,640 I know what's going to happen. So not the man of recaps. 81 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,480 I I watched Euphoria without any spoilers or knowing anything 82 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,240 about the show. The first episode aired last 83 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,800 night or a couple nights ago for us in the past I suppose, and I 84 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,800 had no idea who the characters were or anything. 85 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,560 I went in blind sitting next to Ashley. 86 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:34,000 And then I watched a Man of Recap's video last night to like 87 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,640 see what I missed or couldn't deduce from the first episode. 88 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,960 There's a good amount of stuff that I probably missed. 89 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,680 Makes sense if you skip two seasons. 90 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,320 Of a show, yeah. It helps. 91 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,960 Well, I thought it added to my experience though, too, of 92 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,400 enjoying Euphoria being like, oh, I don't have any emotional 93 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:53,800 attachment to these characters. So like, I don't know, maybe it 94 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,640 helps me see more clearly how much how Like, no, the actors 95 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,000 are still trying. People are just dumb online. 96 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,640 A lot of discourse around that. But yeah, let's circle back to 97 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,840 Twilight Miles, What are you thinking of Twilight? 98 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,320 What are your thoughts on your recommendations for it, 99 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:16,040 specifically Eclipse? Yeah, so, you know, some say the 100 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:21,320 world will end in fire and others say an ice. 101 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,960 One second. Let me get to my page. 102 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,080 From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor 103 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,680 fire. But if I had to perish twice, I 104 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:33,640 think I know enough of hate to know that for destruction, ice 105 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,720 is also great and would suffice. Robert Frost. 106 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:42,280 In fact, I am kind of named Miles in honor of Robert Frost, 107 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,280 sort of, depending on how you look at it. 108 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,560 So I gotta stay. In some ways, this is the worst 109 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,080 Twilight movie. And Pete was saying that if you 110 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:58,120 keep going, you know, eventually the fun ends. 111 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:04,480 But other times, if you drink like one more beer, you know I 112 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,520 like. Where this is. 113 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:10,200 Going 99% of gamblers stop before they hit the jackpot. 114 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:15,840 And what I got to say is I think at this point I'm having fun. 115 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,160 You know what I mean? Like, we're just having fun 116 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,000 here. This movie isn't great, but like 117 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,920 I've acute acclimated enough to what this series is. 118 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,920 The series does not change its stripes, and I shouldn't expect 119 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,240 it to. And at this point, I can just 120 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,880 sort of enjoy the ride. I can enjoy that they finally 121 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,880 gave Taylor Lautner that haircut and they have that scene that's 122 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,960 entirely focused on the fact that he got a haircut and, like, 123 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,640 worked out a fuck ton. And like, that's fun. 124 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,640 What I recommend this. Yeah. 125 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:52,920 What I would say is skip the 1st 2 movies, OK? 126 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,640 And just watch. Just watch Eclipse. 127 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,280 You'll figure it out. It's fine. 128 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:04,200 You're probably right. Really. 129 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,960 Are we sure? I feel like you could probably 130 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:12,480 piece the story together pretty. Well, the clip is only bad 131 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,720 because it's retreading everything that happened in the 132 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,080 1st 2:00. Movies, yeah. 133 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:21,480 Like a lot a lot, right? But if you skip those, it's not 134 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,680 retreading anything. That was my issue the whole time 135 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,680 I watched the 1st 2 movies. Oh, how dumb of me. 136 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,720 Yeah, there's in in the same way that I, I suggested, oh God, 137 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,920 what was that show where I had like the awful take that I was 138 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,400 just like, ignore the first episode of the show. 139 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,720 You got oh rock and go Shinjo Shinjo. 140 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,720 Yeah, yeah, this is like that, but like less of a bit. 141 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,120 Like still a bit, but but less of 1. 142 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,720 I love it. Hi, I did not know that the 143 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:57,360 director for Twilight Eclipse, David Slade, did several 144 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,720 episodes of Hannibal, which is one of my favorite TV shows I've 145 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,320 ever watched and one of Ashley's as well. 146 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,600 He also directed a Breaking Bad episode, apparently a. 147 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,320 Breaking Bad episode. Which one? 148 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,280 Not Ozzy Mandias or whatever it's called. 149 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,000 Open episode season 4, episode 3. 150 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,960 So probably when spoiler Jesse does you know what, to his 151 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:24,400 parents. So yeah, that yeah, out of 152 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,240 context, it sounds worse than it actually is. 153 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,680 Yeah, I was going to say like that. 154 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,440 Actually, that might have made it seem a little worse. 155 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,159 Yeah, well, that's why it's a spoiler free, right? 156 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,320 No spoiler. There we go to talk more about 157 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,520 Twilight. I don't know, I, I, I watched 158 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,320 this movie and it happened and it exists and it's, it's a 159 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,159 movie. It like takes itself seriously 160 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:47,640 while also not at the same time, which I find impressive. 161 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,440 And where did all the budget go for this movie? 162 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,800 I that's what I want to understand too, because like 163 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:58,320 there's so many scenes where they it just is poorly edited or 164 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,440 just and the writing is really bad in my opinion, in terms of 165 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,520 like the flow of the story. It does end in a pretty cool 166 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:12,240 shebang, but it's just not. This was the least enjoyable out 167 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,000 of the three for me at least, and it's also my first time 168 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,240 watching it, so maybe that's why. 169 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,800 Maybe, maybe I would enjoy it more on a second viewing. 170 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,520 Probably not, yeah. Don't you have to lie to 171 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:27,240 yourself here? I'm trying to see all sides 172 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,320 here. I'm just not getting it all. 173 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,640 But yeah, let's let's discuss spoilers for Twilight Eclipse. 174 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,400 They do. They even show an eclipse, by 175 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,520 the way. Oh my God. 176 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:43,120 No, but they also don't show like, I mean like the next one's 177 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,960 called Breaking Dawn. I'm sure we see dawn at some 178 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,080 point. But like that's actually 179 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,000 fundamentally irrelevant to these vampires, right? 180 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,240 Like that would normally hold some sort of significance, but 181 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,600 it but it doesn't, nor would it eclipse, frankly. 182 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,440 So is that it might be a solar, like maybe it blocks out their 183 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,800 powers for the night. Like what's her name? 184 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,840 Can't see the future or yeah, but they're all. 185 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:11,480 Fucking like you know, if you want to see our opinion on the 186 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,640 power system in this, check out the 1st 2 episodes and if you 187 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,320 want the TLDR it's there's literally no downside to being a 188 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,680 vampire in this world. They have they have made it so 189 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:25,680 that it just makes you hot and good at stuff and immortal and 190 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:29,320 like I guess you uncontrollably crave human blood but like not 191 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,200 enough so that you have to do it. 192 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:38,080 So like whatever. Like if if you're ridiculous 193 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,160 humans, but like if you're not, you won't so. 194 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,040 But I figured out why it has the tag of whodunit. 195 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,360 I'm looking at the summary here and it is. 196 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,400 Danger once again surrounds Bella as a string of mysterious 197 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:53,240 killings terrorize Seattle and a malicious vampire continues her 198 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:58,240 infernal quest for revenge. And then amid the tumult, she 199 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:03,120 must choose between Edward and Jacob and if her decision might 200 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,320 have had a long simmering feud between vampire and werewolf. 201 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,960 Very exciting. So the reason that I forgot this 202 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,880 was a whodunit is because they immediately show you who's doing 203 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,640 the killings. I was just, like, saying this, 204 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,360 like, you've seen the first thing is that who's doing it? 205 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,400 Like, yeah. So you don't. 206 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,960 Yeah. They're not that mysterious. 207 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,360 They're mysterious for our characters. 208 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,200 And that's fine. But like, I still want to call 209 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,560 it a whodunit, You know what I mean? 210 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,160 Like, you're allowed to get some dramatic irony going on. 211 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,800 Like, that's fine. But like, I, I want to call it 212 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,280 that. Yeah. 213 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:39,240 So God, there are so many places to start, you know? 214 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,560 So one thing, you know, as usual, we had we had some 215 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,160 viewers submit questions for this. 216 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,280 And one thing I think that's important to note is all the 217 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,880 questions are also the type of questions you would ask for 218 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,320 movie 1 and movie 2 and frankly, movie 3 or 4 and five. 219 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:59,000 Once we get to those, you know, it's like, oh, is that the 220 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,760 relationship between Bella and Edward healthy? 221 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,640 No, no, Then why is it the way it is? 222 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:07,320 Because it's hot, but like it's not healthy. 223 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,600 So whatever. Like, you know, it's it's in the 224 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,920 same way that fruit baskets thought it would be a good idea 225 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,160 to have a middle schooler marry a teacher. 226 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,000 This thought it would be a good idea to have a, a 90 year old 227 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:28,240 Mary fucking Kristen Stewart. There are, there are some themes 228 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,680 running on here about some Christian themes about sex 229 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,720 before marriage. I, I thought that was pretty 230 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,640 interesting. I, that's actually a topic I 231 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,320 kind of want to bring up because Edward really wants to, you 232 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,080 know, follow that rule. And that's fine because he 233 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,760 doesn't want Bella's soul to get in trouble because she still has 234 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,200 one. But he does agree to turn her 235 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:54,520 after, which in his worldview, leads to eternal damnation. 236 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,880 And so I thought that was a little interesting. 237 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,480 We love. Yeah, we send our. 238 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,160 We send our loved ones to eternal damn it. 239 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah. And like, not, not to not to 240 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,640 say, you know, that someone can't have that view of, you 241 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,280 know, premarital sex, whatever. But it does seem, it does seem 242 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,000 odd to me that you would make a big deal about it if your next 243 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,960 action post that is. To eternally damn their soul. 244 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,200 Anyway, I think that's the first thing we have to talk about. 245 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,240 What the fuck is Edward thinking? 246 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,280 Why is this written into the plot? 247 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,960 What purpose does this serve? It seems contradictory. 248 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,840 I'll, I'll play devil's advocate. 249 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:38,520 I'll, I'll bounce back just a little bit because we're, we're 250 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,440 shown that Edward is a little bit more traditional. 251 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:45,160 Like he talks about his values where if he was courting, he 252 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,040 uses the word court and not date. 253 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:52,480 So if he was courting Bella in his original time frame, like he 254 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,880 just talked about how he would take her out on a date, he would 255 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,880 ask her father to hold her hand and stuff like that. 256 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,520 Where it's like really traditional values. 257 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,480 I would say little, little old school values. 258 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,800 And I think it makes sense in his character. 259 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,000 I guess I didn't interpret it as a religious thing, which knowing 260 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,920 the context of the author, it does make more sense that you 261 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,600 mentioned it that way. But I think with his character, 262 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,680 I just, I guess I interpreted to him as like an old soul and a 263 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,480 hot man's body. Counter counterpoint to that 264 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,800 counter a munch they mount they munch face constantly throughout 265 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:35,760 this like show or a show this this anime, they are they are 266 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,920 they make they are making out premarital hardcore. 267 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:44,520 So I do see what you're in a more serious counter in a more 268 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,040 serious counter to what you're saying. 269 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,160 I do agree. I think that it's more that he's 270 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,600 just, he doesn't want to permanently. 271 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,760 He doesn't want to turn her. I think he's he's probably 272 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,400 experienced this with someone else in the past or at some 273 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,720 point in his life. And he doesn't. 274 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,520 And we see a, we've seen from the back stories of more of the 275 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,840 Cullens. That's the last thing. 276 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,600 Yeah, the Cullens throughout this movie, yeah, they were 277 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,360 turned, but none of them had a good reason to be or, or were 278 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,680 happy to be turned, right? None of them, none of them were 279 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,120 turned for good reasons or became vampires for good 280 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,560 reasons. It's more like they they've had 281 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,440 to come to terms with the fact that they have been turned. 282 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:25,280 That was a weird sentence. But so I don't think he wants to 283 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,280 do that to Bella either. I think he would rather just, 284 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:34,080 you know, enjoy this teen fantasy for as long as he can. 285 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:39,800 And and then when she dies, let her go to heaven or do whatever 286 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,240 else. Like I, I, I don't think he 287 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,520 wants to eternally suffer with her. 288 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,880 I guess is his his his perspective on it. 289 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,920 Yeah, So my thought on the religious thing is he he harps a 290 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,880 lot. So like when we compare him to 291 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:58,640 like Rosalie, right, who is also jealous of or like didn't 292 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,280 necessarily want Bella to be turned because the circumstances 293 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,800 of her turning, which was like after she was left dead after an 294 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,480 assault by her fiance and some other guys probably. 295 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,880 A little bit more than that, but yeah. 296 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,520 In the book. It's more than that, apparently, 297 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,080 according to. Ashley, I was trying to be a 298 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,240 little, I guess, like vague as to not, you know, I don't know, 299 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,120 just bring up terms. Yeah. 300 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:27,440 And, you know, so she she talks about like that, but Edward is 301 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:31,040 very convinced that he is like a soulless monster who is going to 302 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,920 hell and he doesn't want to do that to Bella. 303 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:38,760 That's like part of his concern. You know, I don't know, it's a 304 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,400 little weird sometimes because sometimes he's like all for it. 305 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,560 And he's like, look, I know you'll never get to see your 306 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,080 family again, but they'll die soon anyway at the grand scheme 307 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,080 of things. And like, that was a thing he 308 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,120 said to Bella, and she was rightfully a little upset at 309 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,800 that because it's a pretty. I thought he was trying to scare 310 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,520 her out of it though, wouldn't you say? 311 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,920 Like that was why he said that. I guess, yeah, OK, just like 312 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,040 it's fair. I thought it started better this 313 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,400 movie, honestly, when they were talking about this stuff, 314 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,079 because it is a fairpoint that like Bella's not thinking about 315 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,200 even it's not like, oh, she can hang out and see her mother for 316 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,599 the next year or two or three or whatever. 317 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,920 And then like her mom's going to notice immediately. 318 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,280 Like you're not aging, you know, like, or anyone in her life is 319 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,560 going to be like what it what's going on? 320 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,119 Why are you still in an 18 year old's body for for lack of 321 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,520 better? Phrasing like be like I'm a 322 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,960 vampire. This is another thing. 323 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,160 Who fucking? OK, well circle back to that. 324 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,680 But like the point being that's like, yeah, she she is going 325 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,240 like he's thinking big picture, which is where I think is. 326 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,120 And he's trying to essentially make sure that she, I think he 327 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:49,480 does care for her, but he also doesn't want to show that beyond 328 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,600 show that so much that it jades her decision or influences her 329 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,760 decision. Whether she turns I I actually 330 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,760 think Edward takes a bit of a step up as far as being 331 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,960 controlling in this movie. Like the only thing he does that 332 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,880 is that I was like, well, that's a psycho thing to do was 333 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,000 purposely sabotage her car so she couldn't visit Jacob. 334 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,920 And like, admittedly that is a psycho thing to do, but like, 335 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,720 that's almost even a little less controlling and more like he's 336 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,160 racist against werewolves. You know and like. 337 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,520 He hates those damn Animorphs, right? 338 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,320 Like God damn. Yeah, I mean, he didn't. 339 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,840 And they hate, you know, they've got like, a feud going back 340 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,680 because I guess, you know, at one point in time, the vampires 341 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,080 did a little bit of a genocide against the werewolves. 342 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,360 Get over it. I it's so interesting if they 343 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,400 felt the need to write that in by the way, because like to me, 344 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:54,040 I think what it just makes sense that like a, a tribe of people 345 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,400 that they're, you know, the, the entire motif most of the time of 346 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,400 native tribes is being one with nature coming from the earth and 347 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,960 returning to the earth. Vampires are the antithesis of 348 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,280 that, right? Being immortal, being not, not 349 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,600 to mention praying on people traditionally or whatever. 350 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,640 But like, you would think that that would be enough of a, of a 351 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,600 feud where they're like, yeah, you're immortal. 352 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,560 We don't. You don't return to the Earth. 353 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,800 We do. So like, we don't like you. 354 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,600 Like, that should be enough of a conflict. 355 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,320 But they decided to add that like other vampires. 356 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,840 It's almost like an allegory for racism when you think about it, 357 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,600 because it wasn't the Cullens. It wasn't the Cullens. 358 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,000 And it probably wasn't an intentional allegory, I don't 359 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,200 think. I think you're the author, but. 360 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,680 I think it's like a weird one because the the lady who not so 361 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,960 sorry to speak over you, but like the lady who does the 362 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:51,720 massacre is dressed like a colonial European, right. 363 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:58,000 So it kind of seems like, you know, they were basically like, 364 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,880 now it's like, hey. Not all white people are like 365 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,320 that, though. Like that's sort of like what it 366 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,960 kind of feels like a Cullen's point of view is, is like, like, 367 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,680 sorry that this happened. And like, what happened was 368 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,960 horrific, right? She murders like 90% of everyone 369 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,640 in their tribe and like, but now they're like, hey, we're vegans, 370 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,920 you know? OK, well. 371 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,960 Not, yeah, not all vampires or whatever. 372 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's just like, it's, I 373 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,360 guess it's like a little tough, you know, where there definitely 374 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,040 is like a bias there. And that I guess the reality of 375 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,280 the show proves to us that it's not inherently healthy. 376 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,560 But it's also in the same way that like, like, I'm glad 377 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,000 women's shelters exist and I'm not going to go there and be 378 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,720 like, oh, I'm not going to, you know what I mean? 379 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:47,040 Like, that's just not the thing. Like, you know, they're just 380 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:52,280 trying to chill and do their thing and like not, you know, 381 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,400 they're not like attacking the Cullens or anything. 382 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,720 They're like annoyed that they're in the area, but they're 383 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,040 not being aggressive about it or anything, right? 384 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:06,040 Jacob specifically is like, I, I want you to stay away from them 385 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,720 because I, I don't like these people. 386 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,280 I'm biased against them. And also I think you're smoking 387 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,760 hot and want to bang like, you know, but like, that's not the 388 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,280 whole group. Like they actually immediately 389 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,440 decide to work with them. They immediately decide to work 390 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,840 with each other as soon as any threat. 391 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,600 So really remote. Exactly. 392 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,400 Well, that's that's why I'm like, it's like a weird racism 393 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,920 algor, even though they get the whole purpose of it. 394 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,280 It's like they're the the Cullens are blamed for what the 395 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,080 other vampires did, not what they did right necessarily. 396 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,280 Which again, I I would like to think maybe that was on purpose, 397 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,280 but maybe it wasn't. Again, knowing the author, just 398 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:44,000 knowing that, knowing that if I didn't know about Stephanie 399 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Meyer, I would think that this movie was a lot better. 400 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,200 I guess I, I maybe that's a a question to ask you guys. 401 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,560 Are you in the same boat or and the series, maybe I should say 402 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,360 like like would you? Know it you got to wait for the 403 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,280 the the 4th book like I I I keep I know we keep doing this. 404 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:05,200 I know we keep doing it. There are OK, one there's like 405 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:11,920 the worst like plot point, the type of thing ever in it that's 406 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:16,080 like it's it's a like a literary device that I I despise. 407 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,400 In fact, I've gone on like a 20 minute rant about it on one of 408 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,840 our previous episodes. But the other thing is, and they 409 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,640 hint towards it early on this, but one of the things that 410 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:33,880 happened happens is so absurd and frankly feels like character 411 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:40,200 assassination on the point of the author in order to to just, 412 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,440 you know, you don't like that thing in Ruby where they didn't 413 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,360 do a good job of making that one guy like do a slope towards 414 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,920 being the bad guy Armstrong or something. 415 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,400 His name is. Oh, Ironwood, Yeah. 416 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,560 Iron. OK, yeah, so it's like that. 417 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,360 But if it was worse, I promise. Because I've heard I, I don't 418 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,880 know what's happened. I actually clicked on spoiler 419 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,400 and Ashley almost killed me when I when you guys were talking 420 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,640 about Breaking Dawn earlier this week in the in the chat and I 421 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,840 joined our discord by the way. But I I still have avoided any 422 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,360 spoiler or anything along those lines for. 423 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,000 But I have heard that like the ending of Breaking Dawn Part 2 424 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,360 is just batshit insane, or that there is a moment that is just 425 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:25,120 so unbelievably either out of character or just ridiculous 426 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,320 that it completely ruins the movie and. 427 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:32,200 Advice for people with Yeah, it's not even a character 428 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,280 choice. It is something that happens due 429 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:41,480 to the intrinsic nature of. Anyways, you know, there's a lot 430 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,000 to be said about what Stephanie Meyer has already written, 431 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,760 right? And like I, I think it up to 432 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,720 this point and you guys could talk to me there is like 433 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,600 obviously it's like abusive, but like I personally don't mind in 434 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,320 fantasy having some relationships that are unhealthy 435 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,960 because I don't know, it's a good way to explore and think 436 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,320 about things and it leads to these conversations. 437 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,480 And you know, I like toxic women, right? 438 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,400 So like if someone likes toxic men, like whatever, you know 439 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,240 what I mean? Like it's not how it manifests 440 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,800 for me in real life. Like Edward's not that bad as a 441 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,560 person. I don't think like from what I 442 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,880 remember from this movie other than like you said, like I think 443 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,560 he's going about his situation as well as he probably could. 444 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,320 I guess is maybe a way to that. I would rephrase what I just 445 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,520 said because obviously he's little vampire and a parasite 446 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,960 and blah blah blah blah blah. But like. 447 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:38,280 Well, he does do the like. I'll kill myself if you don't 448 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,600 like like my life is. Nothing you. 449 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,680 Do that they both do it. They both do it. 450 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,320 They. Both do it. 451 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,400 They're not in a very healthy relationship, Like, and I'm not 452 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,160 going to say that makes him like a bad person because like people 453 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,440 can be in toxic relationships and get out of them and improve 454 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,680 themselves. But like, I also do think and 455 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,000 like, I, I think you have to sort of put this to the side and 456 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,360 I'm happy doing it with like a lot of like vampire bullshit or 457 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:08,960 whatever, but it's just like he is like 100 and Bella is 17. 458 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,720 That's a fair point. Yeah. 459 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,720 I was kind of already internalizing that that's puts 460 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,120 it aside. But you're right though, that is 461 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,840 that is objectively probably the worst thing about him, right, is 462 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,480 the fact that he's even entertaining the idea that he 463 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,160 could be in a relationship like this or or that. 464 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,800 But yeah, but the. Way that I disagree, but the way 465 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:28,360 that the way that love is go. Ahead. 466 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,520 Oh, I was going to say the way that like love is written in 467 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,520 this in multiple ways, but it's not a choice. 468 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,400 It's not written as a choice that people have in any way, not 469 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,960 in the sense that like you can't, you know, like, oh, I'm 470 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,520 in love with someone that I shouldn't be in love with, you 471 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,640 know, my student, my whatever, you know, some sort of thing. 472 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,640 And so I'm going to I'm going to lay off, I'm going to work 473 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,720 through that internally and I'm not going to act on it. 474 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,880 Right. Like that's that. 475 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,320 That's what I mean by choice. This is like the way Stephanie 476 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:07,720 writes this, we're on first hand basis is, is that it is like 477 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:13,320 imperative that without the random fate determined person, 478 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:19,480 right, that you cannot exist. Like that's how she views true 479 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,520 love, right? Or at least that's how this 480 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,360 universe views it. And you see that when they talk 481 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,440 about the the werewolf thing with the imprinting where the 482 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,960 one guy is just like, yeah, I was dating this girl. 483 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,600 But but then literally nature told me that I am meant to be 484 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,280 with this person forever. And we are intrinsically tied to 485 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,160 each other like supernaturally. And it has to be. 486 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:47,640 And he's just lucky that wasn't a 12 year old like, you know, so 487 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:53,000 or for pods. Tees wait till next movie or two 488 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 movies. For the Lord, I'm just thinking 489 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,800 about imprinting and I'm thinking about what vampires and 490 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,040 like thinking about, oh boy, this is I. 491 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,160 We got a year. I've got a year to mentally 492 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:09,200 prepare for this, apparently. But sorry, Pete Miles, you 493 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,480 finished your broader point. Pete was going to say something 494 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,040 about his the way he views like vampire. 495 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,640 He's probably like, at some point you just have to make the, 496 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,280 I don't let Pete say, but you have to sort of accept this as a 497 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,880 conceit of the genre. Yeah, 100%. 498 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,960 Like when you're immortal essentially, like I feel like 499 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,440 age kind of who? Are you dating? 500 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,320 Yeah, it, it kind of like the difference between like a 30 501 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,200 year old and like a 60 year I, I mean, the person's different, 502 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:40,760 but like, it, it, it, it doesn't bother me as much in stories 503 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,840 like this because that's just what happens in this type of 504 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,720 storytelling. That that's completely fair. 505 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,320 I, I think especially like, I, I, I just think with the context 506 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,720 of the fact that Bella is like still a high schooler versus 507 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,720 Edwards 100, right? Like that's where it gets a 508 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,000 little dicey for me. Because like, like you 509 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,280 mentioned, like, oh, a 60 and a 30 year old, a 30 year old's 510 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,440 capable of making their own decisions at the end of the day. 511 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,640 Like they're maybe not, they're not going to make the best ones, 512 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,280 but they're capable of it. Versus like she's 18, man, you 513 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,080 know, like or not even, right? Isn't she even younger when they 514 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,520 first meet? Like it's kind of like who they 515 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,880 versus again, like Edward has so much experience. 516 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,200 Like I, I wish, I kind of, I guess I just kind of wish he was 517 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,080 a younger vampire, if that makes sense. 518 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,120 Like if you make it a little bit more like, oh, he's only gone 519 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,880 through high school twice or something. 520 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:35,400 So, but this is also it's like a it is a it is like a young girls 521 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,320 or like a teenage girls or. Fantasy. 522 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,880 Like it's a fantasy, right? Like this, this gentlemanly from 523 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,920 a different era that like fucking sucked by the way, like 524 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,440 1910 to 19, whatever was fucking awful. 525 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,600 There's a World War going on, there's a massive pandemic going 526 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,680 on. Everyone was horribly racist. 527 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,680 It was just it was not a good time. 528 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,680 But it's. I was about to say, it sounds 529 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,200 very similar to what's going on right now. 530 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,120 Say what you want about what's going on right now, I'm not sure 531 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,760 I'll yeah, I'm not trading in and in for the fucking the 532 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:13,280 Spanish flu in World War One. It's you know, you know, not to 533 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,800 say that it's perfect right now or that it's even good, but that 534 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,560 particular span of five years wasn't great. 535 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,000 Millions of people died and then everyone came home. 536 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,040 We got everyone else sick and millions of poor people died. 537 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:32,320 It was, it wasn't great, but like, you know, it's this ideal 538 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,920 of, you know, older gentlemanly traditional values of virtuoso 539 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,080 at piano. But also despite all those 540 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,840 things, he's actually like in a certain lens, still pretty young 541 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:48,080 and hot, you know, and also he's like super strong and can 542 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,240 protect me and he would fucking die without me. 543 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,520 And like, in, in some ways, I think that fantasy is like fine 544 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:59,320 as long as it's understood that it is a fantasy, you know what I 545 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,440 mean? And then there's like a whole 546 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:05,520 conversation to talk to about how well that is conveyed in the 547 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:11,920 source material, which, you know, not great, but it happens. 548 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:16,560 You know, it's like, it's just like that sort of thing where, 549 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:21,320 you know, someone like how Adam Sandler always writes his love 550 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,720 interest to be hot women because he's like, I'm more or less just 551 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,240 as character. And I think Jessica Alba's hot. 552 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,040 So yeah, that's a good, you know, it's like. 553 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,520 But didn't he marry one of them? I heard. 554 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,160 Didn't he marry the Adam Sandler? 555 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,360 Yeah. Didn't he marry the chick from 556 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,560 Billy Madison? Did he? 557 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:47,480 I think that's his wife. Damn. 558 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,640 Maybe I'm. Mistaken. 559 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,880 She's in. She's in some movies with him, 560 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,320 I'm pretty sure. I know he has daughters, that's 561 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,160 all I know because they were in happy job too. 562 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:03,000 Sandler. Welcome to Adam Sandler. 563 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,000 Yeah, OK. She's in. 564 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,840 She's in a few different she. OK wait, she's in. 565 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,160 Just go with it. Which is that? 566 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,200 That's not Jessica Alba, but I forget different some. 567 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Brooklyn Decker shout out to 568 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,600 her Ali know that because she. Andy. 569 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,520 Roddick and I love Andy Roddick. OK, good tennis player. 570 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,840 There you go. Yep, what he's known for. 571 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:33,040 He's won what major? The last American male to do it 572 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:33,720 right. I think that's. 573 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,760 Correct. Damn. 574 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,520 Yeah, Yeah. So that's pretty Piafo. 575 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:44,240 Piafo and Fritz and Shelton. Yeah, we kind of kind of are OK 576 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,720 at women's tennis right now too. We need to be. 577 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,440 In the back, we need to be in the back. 578 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,400 Badly. I mean, Coco golf is pretty 579 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,240 good, what am I saying? Not in majors though, right? 580 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,400 Like, I don't know. Hasn't she won one? 581 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,440 I feel like Serena was good enough that we get to be good at 582 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,080 women's tennis for like. It's true. 583 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,800 Yeah. Well, I'm expecting Coco to be 584 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,040 Serena Williams level and or Venus Williams level even is 585 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,040 maybe unfair to her in that. And she's also still only like 586 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,600 21, right? Or something like that. 587 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,560 Yeah. So like, it will come with time. 588 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,800 I just, I, I wanted her to just take over the world again. 589 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,720 But maybe she will soon. Shout out women's tennis. 590 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,080 Yeah, we're talking this is a woman's tennis. 591 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,120 Well, that's how you get like ranked, right? 592 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,280 Didn't, didn't the tennis podcast win an award or 593 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,920 something like that recently? The time Top 500 podcast or 594 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,600 something, I don't know. It was like the highest rated 595 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,520 sports podcast. I was too busy. 596 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,760 I saw that we were number one. I'm like why do I need? 597 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,800 Why am I even looking down on these kind? 598 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,760 Of yeah, that was we just like we went to the top and of course 599 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:48,560 it was, what do you say, anime. Kang at one point the number 3 600 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,360 anime podcast in Indonesia. That is true. 601 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,840 I'm not even making that up. That's not too bad. 602 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,840 There's a lot of people there. Shout out to all six listeners 603 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:03,280 in Indonesia. Why don't we can I talk about a 604 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,840 scene that pissed me the fuck off? 605 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,200 Like really hard. OK, so it's like in the first 606 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,080 half of the movie and you guys can talk about your least 607 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,600 favorite scenes if you have one. But there's the scene where 608 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:18,680 they're chasing Vic and like the movie is over, there's all of 609 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:22,880 the Collins are chasing after them, all of the the the tribe 610 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,400 is chasing after her on the other side of the river. 611 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,120 And then fucking what's his face was like, don't jump over the 612 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,600 river. Don't jump over the river. 613 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,080 That's their territory. And then he jumps over the river 614 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,920 and then the wolves attack him instead or like, whatever. 615 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,360 And then they stop chasing Vic and like the whole point of the 616 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,960 scene before that was like training to get ready and 617 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,520 understanding that this is our side and that's their side. 618 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,640 And then they just like you just for some reason. 619 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,800 What's his name? What's the big beefy vampire? 620 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,960 Emmett. Emmett, Emmett Just like, Nah, 621 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,680 I'm a getter. I'm a jump over the river. 622 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,000 And then just like the scene was over, I could not see the. 623 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,400 Joke. I know, but it was so dumb. 624 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,400 Like the scene itself was so moronic. 625 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:09,960 There are 7 vampires chasing after one and if for some reason 626 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,400 they get away from those or she gets away from those seven, 627 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,199 there's six giant ass werewolves on the other side of the river. 628 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,920 It's like it's game over. So like the fact that that scene 629 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,760 was in the movie pissed me off because it made no sense is 630 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,639 terrible. It was 13 verse one and one one 631 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,199 and she should not have won. Oh my God, drove me crazy. 632 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,199 I don't know if you guys have a least favorite scene, but that 633 00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:35,080 was my least favorite scene in the entire that and when Bella's 634 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,000 like, fine, I'll kiss you. And then he like makes out with 635 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,199 like Jacob and just like they're just both creaming their pants. 636 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:44,560 I'm just like this scene is so stupid like I don't see what. 637 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:46,080 Oh, on top of the mountain? Yeah, like I. 638 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,280 Understand why they're doing it, but I'm like, it was, I don't 639 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,639 know it. It felt like Bella was like, no, 640 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,239 I actually I'm Polly now. That shit's. 641 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,120 That shit's art. OK, I have to say this is art. 642 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,040 No, it's not. NTR defender files Narita top 643 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,560 roads #1 fan right here. Who? 644 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,920 Narita Top. Row. 645 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The NTR horse. 646 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,600 Here is why that scene is art and anime. 647 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,120 Anime needs more of this. OK, because that scene out 648 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,680 there, that scene is for the Jacob fans. 649 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,080 It gives you Jacob moment. You, you get your moment. 650 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,040 No, you get your moment. That's not a good moment. 651 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,000 Not like this. We got it, we got our right, we 652 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,840 got the moment 5 minutes before when he got to be the one 653 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,280 cuddling and warming her because. 654 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,840 Like that scene too? Edward is incapable. 655 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,800 I liked that scene. I thought that scene was smarter 656 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,160 and more intelligent. I know. 657 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,320 I can't believe I'm defending this. 658 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,640 This motherfucker defending this movie. 659 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,160 You think that was a team? Jacob OK, So what is wrong with 660 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,080 you? I'm not saying it was. 661 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,600 You're like, oh, that seems so stupid. 662 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,560 Of course it's stupid. It doesn't fucking matter that 663 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,800 it's stupid. This is Twilight. 664 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,600 We shouldn't fucking care if it's stupid. 665 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,840 It's. It's pretty warm out. 666 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,480 It's still 80. Degrees out around. 667 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,400 It's like 80° here. Yeah, that's what I call. 668 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,400 Like, it doesn't, It doesn't. It doesn't matter if it's 669 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,720 stupid. Like like at the end of quints 670 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:19,560 when all of the quints kiss Futero at different times and 671 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,880 you're like oh who's going to win And like they all get a kiss 672 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,680 moment in. Sorry for that minor spoiler 673 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,560 pat, but I'm sure you don't care. 674 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,920 I've for that show is a race for my brain after the first season 675 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:38,320 ended on cliffhanger so it's OK. Show is art, but terrible 676 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,800 ending, by the way. I know see. 677 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,760 But Pete, would you rather have what happened to Nino happened 678 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:49,880 to No, I don't want that, OK. I want Jacob to win by playing 679 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,920 by the rule. I want him to outclass. 680 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,480 I want him to outmatch. Edward, he started by not 681 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,840 playing by the rules, right? He's like, I'm going to kiss you 682 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,960 and it's going to be so awesome you're going to forget. 683 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,440 And she's like, no, I, I didn't. You're like, kind of weird. 684 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,720 He's like, fuck yeah. You know what? 685 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,960 Honestly, in retrospect, shouldn't have done that. 686 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,600 My bad. I'm a piece of shit. 687 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,840 Did a good job taking accountability, right? 688 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:15,280 Then he's like hanging out and she's like, look, I want you to 689 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,760 kiss me. What's he supposed to be like? 690 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,520 No. Yes, yeah. 691 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,360 Shoot your fucking shot dude. Shoot or shoot this. 692 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,840 Is why. And you Ichika fans need to get 693 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,080 out. You guys are nothing. 694 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,560 But look, First off, 1st off, I'm a Nino fan first and 695 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,160 foremost. True, this is implied. 696 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,760 Who are you? A defender. 697 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:44,240 Of I am a Ichika defender, but are you saying that Jacob is 698 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:49,640 Ichika? Half of her. 699 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,720 He's half of her because he's not quite the level of snake. 700 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,360 He's a snake. He's not any level of but. 701 00:37:56,360 --> 00:38:02,120 He's not an Anaconda. He's like, what's a kind of 702 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,800 dangerous but not super dangerous? 703 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,400 He's like A Bola constrictor, like a newborn Bola, newborn 704 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,240 Bola. He, he is a little toxic 705 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,040 masculine with the first kiss, right? 706 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,640 He's going in on it. He's just like I. 707 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,080 It doesn't matter. I'm so fucking hot, right? 708 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,600 That's not a good thing to do. We all agree with that. 709 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,280 He learns his lesson. He waits for express permission 710 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,560 and gets it. But he like pressured her into 711 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,840 the whole time. It was him like pressuring her 712 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,200 to say that. Yeah, yeah, fuck it. 713 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,560 There's the whole time it was Edward in it for in the context 714 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,240 of this movie, that is hot. Now, that's not hot. 715 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,960 But in the context of this movie, Bella gets off on it OK, 716 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,440 and you can tell. You're right. 717 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,120 I'm. I'm actually gonna change my 718 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,640 entire stance that you are absolute. 719 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,520 I need to think of it in the context of who it's being 720 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,080 targeted towards and why they're doing it. 721 00:38:59,080 --> 00:38:59,960 Yeah, you know what? Fuck it. 722 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:04,600 That that scene was great. I'm not opposed to changing my 723 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,360 mind. You made very good points. 724 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,080 I changed my mind. I'm Team Miles on this one. 725 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,360 Yeah, like obviously in a vacuum, in reality, as we are 726 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,560 watching it, that seem is fucking stupid, right? 727 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:21,760 But from like a melodrama soap opera point of view, it's it's 728 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,720 it's fucking five. Kiss me. 729 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,960 Oh, OK. You're saying that you're like, 730 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,240 I, I value, I'm going to show you that I value our friendship 731 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,040 so much that I'll cheat on my boyfriend. 732 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,880 Like kind of, but like, not really. 733 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,280 But like this will make you learn that like you're not him. 734 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,920 You know what? I'm I'm just like, I'm cheating. 735 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,280 My my letterbox score of Eclipse. 736 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,520 OK. I don't think it should have had 737 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,720 that much of an effect. It's going up to A2. 738 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,320 What's it out of? Ten or five, it's five stars. 30 739 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,160 It's five stars on letterbox. OK, OK, so you could move like a 740 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,560 Fort. I mean, I don't know everyone in 741 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,680 this in this, how weird is the fucking Cullen family? 742 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,000 Like, I don't know, it's just everything about this is so 743 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,440 weird, right? They're all like adopted 744 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,320 children, yet they're all fucking each other, right? 745 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:15,960 And like how like no one know what like Edward's the first one 746 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,760 to like leave the family at all. But like then also. 747 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,240 He's going to, she's going to join. 748 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:26,760 We're all, we all know it. Like what the fuck is happening 749 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,880 there? Why is Jasper a Confederate 750 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,720 soldier? Why? 751 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,360 Why couldn't he be a Union soldier? 752 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,520 You know, it's so easy. So easy. 753 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,360 Just make him a Union soldier. Yeah. 754 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,800 It's so dumb. Was it the point? 755 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,040 Kind of like because he was the bad guy and now he changed as a 756 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,000 person, so therefore vampires are the bad guys. 757 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,520 Now they can be viewed as the good guys type of thing. 758 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,520 That's kind of what I first of all, I want to say it's stupid, 759 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,120 but like, that's kind of what I took away from it. 760 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:03,080 Yeah, but he was the general of a battle that was won, so it's 761 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,920 complete. Bullshit. 762 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,440 He was, yeah, he was the youngest major. 763 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,600 I'm looking at the information. We know he was not drafted. 764 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,120 He was eager to fight. You never saw combat, right? 765 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,040 I think was what they said. Yeah, however you didn't fight a 766 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,640 real battle this big time. Transport and commanding he was 767 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:24,440 found by but turned him into a vampire lost cause and a way to 768 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,000 provide him with military training experience. 769 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,680 Could have, could have done that with anything else. 770 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:39,040 Could have been any other war. Or any other war too. 771 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,600 Any other war is the other big. That's the key point though, 772 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,240 too. It it could have been any other 773 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,600 war too. But again, like it's just so 774 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,160 such a pure fantasy that he was a freaking civil war. 775 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,480 Like like, yeah. Yeah, and like the the thing for 776 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,880 me too is like he could be like, you know, I I was raised in 777 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,000 this, but I've learned as I've, you know, like show a little 778 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,240 plus side to to him. You know, you could. 779 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,920 They don't no, they don't examine it at all. 780 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,160 Bella was just like, OK, you are a good federate. 781 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,040 That's fucking fine. That's normal. 782 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,560 What a normal thing to run into in the year 2010. 783 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,480 Not like holy. Oh, dude, First off, not like 784 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,360 holy fuck, what a useful source of information this is. 785 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,760 Maybe I'm being a little too analytical on it, but like. 786 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,920 You're. Spending, you know, all of these 787 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,680 people. Oh holy shit, what great first 788 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,440 hand accounts. They would be Vermont. 789 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,440 It was a historian. Yeah, I would like to hear. 790 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,480 What they have to say? Curious human ever. 791 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:36,880 You don't want to know what fucking World War One was like. 792 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,800 Like, oh God. What did mustard gas taste like? 793 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:49,000 Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm looking at a Reddit that in that in that 794 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,400 part of the South at the time, all able bodied young men 795 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,360 served. Good point. 796 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,200 The response. Yeah, he voluntarily signed up, 797 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,640 though. When he was underage. 798 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:06,280 Glaring omission. Yeah, I mean, like they're, you 799 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,600 know, it's almost like many young men were pressured to and 800 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,600 expected to enlist 100% makes perfect sense. 801 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,520 Have the character explain that at all. 802 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,520 At all. Literally at all. 803 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,640 Acknowledge the fact that he didn't want to serve Yes, 804 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,520 especially not it's not like his well, you get to tell his 805 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,600 parents like they've been dead for 150 years, you know, like 806 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,120 it's not so dumb like. Yeah, I, you know, it's like, 807 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,320 you know, I don't, I think if he changed his mind on the topic of 808 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,320 states rights and slavery or whatever the fuck, I don't think 809 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,600 his parents would be upset at this point. 810 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,160 My parents still love me and I'm more or less a communist. 811 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:44,520 So like, you know, what do we? Do I kind of wish Jasper's 812 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,720 character sort of had like a lingering hatred towards 813 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:54,240 something from his path? Like he's just like a changed 814 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,800 person throughout? Like being immortal, but then 815 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,680 he's just like, he still has something that he just can't let 816 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,920 go. I think that would be a great 817 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:08,840 thing for his character. There's like 1 1/2 black people 818 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,440 in this movie too by the way. Ashley pointed them both out to 819 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,440 me. So maybe that maybe we don't 820 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,960 know because they didn't show black people for Jasper. 821 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Well, who kills? Yeah, the bad guy of the the 822 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,760 first movie. Oh, that's right. 823 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,440 Jesus, that's right. I again, I don't remember 824 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,880 anything of these movies after a year so. 825 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,080 Some people would say maybe Jasper didn't like what's her 826 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,520 name because she was in a mixed race relationship. 827 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:46,520 Oh God. I don't see any Rose Rd. 828 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,440 No. What's what? 829 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,880 I forgot whatever the bad lady's name is with the red hair. 830 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,920 Who had a a name that reminded you that she had right there? 831 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,680 Well, no, she's. Isn't she the person in this 832 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,640 movie? That's right, because change the 833 00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,000 actress. That's why it's Jurassic World 834 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,280 Girl Bryce. Howard that that's the that 835 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,600 you're right. I completely I think that 836 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,400 they're different people because they're two different actresses. 837 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,400 Yes or actresses? Yes. 838 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:18,120 They I I I this sidebar, they make every beautiful, beautiful 839 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:22,080 actress in this movie not more hot when they're vampires. 840 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,760 They may I I like Bryce Dallas Howard is is that's her name, I 841 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:31,360 believe, right? She is so so like just looks so 842 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,400 much better without the vampire stuff going on and the wig that 843 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,680 she had on or the the weave, whatever it was, was not well 844 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,800 made. Again, like this is where I'm 845 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,320 like the production I felt of this movie was noticeably worse 846 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,520 than the last ones, other than specifically the big like, you 847 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,960 know, fisticuffs at the end brawl. 848 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,440 I don't I don't know if you guys felt similarly, but like I I 849 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,000 don't know, like that the two in the Cullen family are so much 850 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,240 prettier without their in my opinion, without their. 851 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,800 I think everyone in the so I, I was talking to Kayla about this 852 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,120 and you know, she was like, I was always team Jacob and like, 853 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,760 I think all of like the wolf people are like way hotter. 854 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,880 And I think part of that is like the amount of pale they are is 855 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,600 like, even if you're into like a very pale complexion, it's like 856 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,000 it is over the top. I personally think Rosalie looks 857 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,040 fine with it. Alice looks a little sickly 858 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:34,000 though is intriguing in a looks like a pale goth girl kind of 859 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,880 way. I don't know. 860 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:39,320 But I I I agree that they're not doing any. 861 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,600 Why can't this is put on makeup? Why can't they just? 862 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,640 Be hot. Why can't they put on too much? 863 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,000 I guess like, I don't know, like. 864 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,960 I mean in the context of the movie, I mean like, because like 865 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,200 in movie, they're not. Yeah, I see, I see, I see. 866 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,680 That's a great. Point probably would help with 867 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,560 the whole fucking glitter thing. You know what, it doesn't 868 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,520 matter. Jasper got a much better hairdo 869 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,480 this movie. Yes, agreed. 870 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:10,880 That's important to note. I just got to say Alice is a 45 871 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,000 out of 10. I don't care what anybody's 872 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,680 does. Have you seen her without the 873 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,200 vampire shit on though? That's my point. 874 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,680 Like she's even on no. Oh, OK, fair enough. 875 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,320 Fair. Enough the vampire makeup stays 876 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:27,240 on. Sorry, babe. 877 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,680 Yeah, sorry babe. Show me your. 878 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,080 Pussy. Whoa, whoa. 879 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,520 It's Van. Pussy was right there. 880 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,880 Come on. Like OK, I was doing like a 881 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:44,200 clussy thing from the clown memes but where is this going 882 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 dude? It just have you not learned the 883 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,480 theme of this episode Beat. It doesn't fucking matter where 884 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,400 it's going. That was my entire point at the 885 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,560 beginning. It doesn't none of this matters. 886 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,600 I'm just. Anna Kendrick is in this. 887 00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,360 There's another. One Yeah, yeah, OK also also the 888 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,200 the fact that they they show Anna Kendrick as some like 889 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,280 undesirable, not cool person that Bella wouldn't actually 890 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:12,080 want to be friends with. Fuck you, OK, She goes on to be 891 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:16,080 the fucking late singer of an amazing acapella group and there 892 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,240 is what do you do, Bella? Yeah, you. 893 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:24,960 Ain't shit because I'm stupid. Some amazing films lately, but 894 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:29,360 yes, fair. Oh my God, do we have another 895 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,280 viewer? Oh, wait, OK, wait, that that 896 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,840 can we talk about that? Yeah, really quick, though that 897 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:39,920 group is called the Bellas in a little whoa, sort of fun full. 898 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,080 Circle. Yeah, get out of here. 899 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,080 Alka, excuse me. No. 900 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,600 Have you heard the song by David Guetta? 901 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,240 Is it? I remember I was like, look, it 902 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,960 has it has one flaw and you were like, there's no way it has a 903 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,080 flaw. And I was like, no, this scene, 904 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,800 you're like, damn, that's a flaw. 905 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,200 You're right, you're right. I feel like we bring this up 906 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,120 every Twilight episode. We have to reference the seated 907 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,920 Pitch Perfect where she's taking a shower and have you heard of 908 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:13,280 this, you know, song on YouTube that has 2 billion views that 909 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,280 nobody. That have you seen Pitch 910 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,600 Perfect? I have seen Pittsburgh, the 911 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,840 shower scene where it's revealed, like there there's a 912 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,520 guy in there the whole time. That scene. 913 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,400 Yeah, I can't lie. I don't. 914 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,640 Need to remember that part of it. 915 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,480 I remember watching the movie and having different priorities 916 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,760 than what they were saying I suppose. 917 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,680 I don't care. Yeah, she's typical. 918 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,280 Typical. I did not mean it like that, OK? 919 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,360 No, no, no. I meant I was staring at her 920 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:45,080 like, not, not, no, no, no, don't, don't put that evil on 921 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,200 me. I was doing something much 922 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:53,200 grosser. All right. 923 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,000 Very much kidding. No, I like the movie. 924 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,160 I think the the acapella riff offs, whatever they are, are 925 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,240 really, really clever. I wish. 926 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,880 Yeah, no, it's they're a fun time. 927 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,920 We needed that twilight like an yeah, we did off against. 928 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,760 As I need I need to describe the scene though because that 929 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,720 doesn't know it. So Anna Kendrick is in the 930 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:17,080 shower and whoever the the lead lady the the redhead one at the 931 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,600 blonde 1 you know, comes in and hears her singing titanium which 932 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,480 is like a Sia and David Guetta song. 933 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,160 I know that song. So those are two very big 934 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,520 people. And the main character, Anna 935 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,000 Kendrick, her bit is like, she likes EDM sort of stuff. 936 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,200 And like, yeah, like at the time that was like, I guess a bit 937 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:43,240 cutting edge, but like, also only like years before that. 938 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:46,360 But like, as far as popular Zeitgeist movies, I guess, you 939 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,320 know. And then so she's like, oh, 940 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,960 like, like she starts harmonizing with her to like, 941 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,480 get her to sing more something she's like. 942 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,320 And then she like turns around. She's surprised. 943 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,280 She goes, you know, David Guetta. 944 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:03,040 And it's like, yes, of course that is not that's not even like 945 00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,000 someone who's big, but like there's possible tonight, you 946 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,840 know, you could do like dead Ma or something, but like it's 947 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,160 who's like so massive, like David Guetta, the person who had 948 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,520 like multiple number one charts at this point, like just 949 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,320 ANYWAYS, that that scene always drives me crazy because it's 950 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:25,000 just so very like fellow Kinsey, like, you know, you know. 951 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,800 Katy Perry. Oh my God. 952 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,200 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yes. 953 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,760 It's that it's like you would have had to do that or like 954 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:35,280 Taylor Swift or something and it, you know, it's just Jesus. 955 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,760 But back-to-back to the movie, we're talking about this, of 956 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,360 course be we have to like clips. I do. 957 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,800 I have. I have what I consider to be the 958 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,880 most important question of this. We learned from the back story 959 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:54,200 that Jasper that was a vampire in the Confederate army and that 960 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:59,280 the Confederates enlisted other vampires in order to, I don't 961 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,360 know, to have better soldiers or something. 962 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,120 Not not not like a bad idea I suppose. 963 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,680 I wouldn't know how how they would lose if they had fucking 964 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,640 vampires who we can see like one of them could just like 965 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,680 massacred like a small city. But does this mean we're in a 966 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,480 shared cinematic universe with Abraham Lincoln? 967 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:21,680 Vampire hunter thoughts? Abe could never tell a lie. 968 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:27,160 Yeah, OK, so that's that's the only way that the the vampire 969 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,200 Confederates lost was Jasper, Saul, Abe and all of his fucking 970 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,760 vampire hunting glory and was like, Nope, I'm out. 971 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:39,400 That's oh goodness. I don't. 972 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,400 Know it's a funny thing to think about. 973 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,240 I feel like it's it's necessary for the world if the South is 974 00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,760 playing dirty, that we have to have an ace up our sleeve. 975 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,400 And I think Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is a great ace up 976 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,320 our sleeve. So I would say yes, it is cannon 977 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,800 to this world. Head to cannon. 978 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:02,800 OK, yes, I I think that that's great anyways. 979 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,440 Like was this book released after 911? 980 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,560 Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm just trying to 981 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,560 wonder out loud. I'm sorry. 982 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,160 I'm trying to like. No, no, no, no, no. 983 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,000 It's OK. It's OK. 984 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,920 You're you're allowed to be younger than me and Pete, who 985 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,560 were in high school when this book came out. 986 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,480 I I was like, yeah, obviously I think I was like elementary 987 00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,920 school because I remember the, not the first wave of it, but 988 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:30,280 the like middle school was when like the final book came out, I 989 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,760 think, and all the girls were reading it and I was like, I am, 990 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:37,640 I'm going to keep reading Rick Reardon and Percy Jackson, 991 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,520 Captain Underpants, where that. Oh, you know what? 992 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:42,080 Yeah. So read that a lot, yeah. 993 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,360 I think Eclipse is sort of where it blew up, just judging by when 994 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,280 they came out and when I remember people starting to talk 995 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,560 about it, they. Made more money than Iron Man 2. 996 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,720 That's pretty crazy. I I it is funny that they came 997 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:58,880 out year to year to year. Reminds you like the good old 998 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,360 days when movies actually had sequels come out, not six years 999 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,360 later. Looking at you Dune. 1000 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,440 But yeah, it is. It is very interesting to see 1001 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,000 like be like, Oh yeah, in 2010 I was doing this like 20. 1002 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,560 Yeah, whatever. Like all this stuff in my head. 1003 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,480 I don't know where my thought was going. 1004 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,240 I'm sorry. Like it's cool. 1005 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,320 I don't know. It's just cool to be like 1006 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,640 nostalgia glasses. Hey, remember Ben? 1007 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,920 You remember when this and you know, like shit like that. 1008 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,320 Yeah, no, I I get it. I I remember being in Calc and 1009 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,480 talking to Caitlin Sayers about it so. 1010 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,640 I love how you use proper names every time you bring up someone 1011 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,160 from your past. It's that's impressive. 1012 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,880 So stories are way better if you if you first last it and like if 1013 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,920 you can first middle last it. That's government. 1014 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,920 Oh yeah. I don't think I should dox my 1015 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:54,640 ex-girlfriend on OK so I won't first middle and I won't 1016 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:59,400 government her. Her Social Security number is. 1017 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:02,200 Good chance it starts with a four and it's almost a. 1018 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,080 Good chance, yeah. Which born in Minnesota. 1019 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,800 Is that how that works? I have no idea, mine's sort of 1020 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,440 before spoiler. It doesn't work that way 1021 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,720 anymore. It doesn't. 1022 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,400 Well, you just made it like 95% easier to guess you're social by 1023 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,640 the way by saying that. Take all my student loan debt, 1024 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,280 please. Thank you. 1025 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:20,600 Yeah. Please. 1026 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,520 Yeah, really now it's very interesting. 1027 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,600 They, they used to do, yeah. Do these vampires have Social 1028 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,120 Security numbers? Like how do they sign up for 1029 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,120 loans and like stuff like that? Is this, is this what is this 1030 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,240 the, the secret that Elon Musk found out when he waited 1031 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:38,040 everything like that? He's like, oh, I can't tell 1032 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,320 anyone about the, the dark secrets of the Social Security 1033 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,240 thing. It's like it wasn't just that 1034 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,960 like variable overflow thing from like when they first 1035 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:51,480 digitized them and made them all like some weird date like 200 1036 00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,840 years ago that he thought it was just a bunch of dead people, but 1037 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,840 it was just like a bunch of people born in the 50s. 1038 00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:01,880 It was actually the existence of vampires and how they're, yeah, 1039 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,360 what's up? I wonder what Edward Cullen's 1040 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,120 pensions like at this point for his World War One enlistment. 1041 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:14,720 Only pretty good I would think. It's been a long time. 1042 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,960 Also, there's a giant fucking fight at the end of this movie. 1043 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,880 Best scene, best scene in the movie. 1044 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:25,080 I think like again, that's where like most of the budget had to 1045 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,280 have gone right? Like did did you guys not like 1046 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:28,480 it? I am I Am I alone in? 1047 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:36,800 That I mean, I just mean like sure, in so far as like one, I'm 1048 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,440 I've never been a big fight fan, right. 1049 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,640 Like we've been posting that thing about like those anime 1050 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,160 that we like in our thing for like the last day and a half and 1051 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,560 like I've just been stuck on a show that I like the fights in 1052 00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,320 because I'm like, I literally can't think of anything but 1053 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,080 this. I don't know, part part to me is 1054 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,840 like how low stakes this was where it was like, OK, we're 1055 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,400 we're going to like we're getting invaded by like newbie 1056 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,200 vampires, which are like stronger. 1057 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,520 But then, you know, Jasper's like little did you know, I won 1058 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,640 the confederate baby vampire Fight Club. 1059 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:10,160 And which why would you want them to kill them? 1060 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:14,040 It doesn't matter. But that was dumb like that. 1061 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,440 Like what they just use them, use all of them. 1062 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,480 It just sit. It doesn't matter. 1063 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:23,560 It's fine. But like, I don't think like 1064 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,800 there wasn't a lot of tension. The only tension was like when 1065 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:32,160 they found Bella because Edward is stupid, because they had this 1066 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:36,920 whole plan and then they just sort of got rid of that plan to 1067 00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,400 to like angst all over each other. 1068 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,480 But then that Lady shows up and we kind of have like a talk new 1069 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,680 jitsu. But it's like if the end if like 1070 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,920 Naruto did like a head snap if he was like just kidding bam 1071 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,920 after talking about the power of friendship or whatever. 1072 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,440 After talking. Wait, which? 1073 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,680 Which I guess now that I describe, it's pretty cool. 1074 00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,480 I was just saying, well, to me, I knew that the stakes were not 1075 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,080 very high. I was like, I wondered if they 1076 00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,000 maybe would kill off, like, who's the one that we were just 1077 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,200 gushing over? Female vampire, not Eve. 1078 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,280 Alice. Alice. 1079 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:14,080 Thank you. Yeah. 1080 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,280 Like if they killed Alice or something because her power, 1081 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,960 well, because her power was so overpowered that I was like, 1082 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,000 maybe they kill her or have her. Do you have? 1083 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:21,600 Anything. Yeah. 1084 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,720 Did you see the? Voltari and they're like ha ha 1085 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:27,160 mother. Oh no, I I meant the use of 1086 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:30,440 Alice's power in book 4, which is incredibly stupid and dumb. 1087 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,960 Oh, I thought. You talked about it's pretty 1088 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,040 dumb in this whole series. Yeah. 1089 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,720 Oh yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know, The 1090 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,000 Cullens are all more stronger than the fucking Voltar. 1091 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,200 At least Edward and Dallas, Yeah, being able to see the 1092 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:45,000 future is really good, especially when it turns out to 1093 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,000 be pretty accurate. And then Edward, Edward can see 1094 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,680 the present, but like, better than everyone else because he 1095 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,720 can read everyone's thoughts. So. 1096 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,960 Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous, but I guess for me then, yeah, 1097 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,800 the stakes to just to finish that thought was like I the 1098 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,200 reason I liked the fight was I thought the idea of like, Oh 1099 00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,880 yeah, they just punched a vampire's head off and that was 1100 00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,200 what was enough to like decapitate them. 1101 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,440 Like that was cool. Or the some of the moves that 1102 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,040 they pulled off or the set pieces were more entertaining 1103 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,760 than talk no jutsu was for the rest of the movie. 1104 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,400 Like it was. So I, I guess that's why I 1105 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,440 enjoyed it. I certainly is not going in my 1106 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,720 top five fights of all time or anything like that. 1107 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,760 It's just I enjoyed. And the wolves, too, are pretty. 1108 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,080 Cool, pretty cool. Don't really see how they won 1109 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,600 against the vampires. I guess they kind of like made 1110 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:42,280 it easier for them, the vampires or the the Cullens to kill the 1111 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,760 vampires by taking them down or beating them up or something. 1112 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,600 But I don't know. I just, you know, a fight scene. 1113 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:53,080 It reminds me of, have you seen like the It's Always Sunny in 1114 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,600 Philadelphia clip where they're like beating up kids in the 1115 00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:00,480 street. So the, the, the tension of that 1116 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,440 fight reminded me of that scene where it's just like you have 1117 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,880 grown ass, you know, vampires who have been around for 1118 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:12,320 hundreds of years. Versus vampires who are all less 1119 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,720 than a year old, it's like, yeah, of course they're all 1120 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,720 getting Molly wamps. Like for sure. 1121 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:20,280 Like there was like what they needed to do to build the 1122 01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,520 tension is if you're if you've ever played StarCraft, they just 1123 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,720 needed the Zerg. Like they just needed like 1124 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:31,400 instead of like 30 newborns, they needed 3300 or something. 1125 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,560 Like they needed to be like a real threat. 1126 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:37,480 But it's also crazy that like in this area, I know what they they 1127 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,840 mentioned Seattle and everything like that, but it's like part of 1128 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,720 Forks as well that they report that there's like in the last 1129 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,920 year, just like 16 murders unsolved. 1130 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,960 It's like it could be a serial killer. 1131 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,560 I'm like, what else would it be in this world? 1132 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,080 Like, is it so crazy? They just kind of like, 1133 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,920 nonchalant? He's like, yeah, this is the 1134 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,720 16th person that has gone missing in Seattle. 1135 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,880 It's like. There's a by the way problem. 1136 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:01,680 Happening. It's. 1137 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,200 It's more than that, I think, by the way, which is big. 1138 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,600 I've noticed that too. I was like, this can't like this 1139 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,720 would be the FBI would be easier by now like. 1140 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:15,040 Massive problem. Massive population in Forks by 1141 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:20,520 the way of 3464. So honestly, if there's like 2 1142 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,360 that happened from Forex Bella's dad getting fired just 1143 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:28,640 immediately, Yeah, it's. And Bella's dad's only looking 1144 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,680 for one person. He's only looking for what's his 1145 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:32,680 name, Riley, or whatever his name is, Bailey. 1146 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,840 The local, that's he was the local, yeah. 1147 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,680 Yeah, he's that's like, yeah. Yeah, that that was the guy they 1148 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:43,640 tried to to talk into to. The not killing Bella or 1149 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:47,880 whatever, Yeah. Which he was surprisingly easy, 1150 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:53,520 easily convinced for the moment like that was kind of so he also 1151 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,560 gets dragged off screen and we don't see him die. 1152 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,080 Like I, I don't know if that's on purpose for the next movie or 1153 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,120 something or not, but no, he's dead. 1154 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,840 I mean it's it's implied. It's implied. 1155 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,080 It's just I would have liked to have like, I don't know, we see 1156 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,760 the freaking vampires decapitate the other ones and do some crazy 1157 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,440 stuff to like kill kill them. I bet you don't really get to 1158 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,680 see the wolves, actually. Like, F someone F some of them 1159 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,160 up, you know what I mean? But sorry, go ahead. 1160 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,240 I'll say I bet if you pause the scene where they're burning all 1161 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:25,960 the bodies, I bet you could probably find his clothing in 1162 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,440 that. I bet that's like an Easter egg 1163 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,000 thing of I'll have to go and look. 1164 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,800 But I I bet they did something like that. 1165 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:34,040 And if they did it, then they're dumb. 1166 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:37,840 Well, because they burned the the girls, Bryce Dallas Howard's 1167 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:42,760 character's body, they burn them all, but then they burn, they 1168 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,880 burn them separately because they they burn them her when 1169 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,200 she's up there on the mountaintop and then when they 1170 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,000 get back to like the campsite or whatever they're burning or 1171 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,440 whatever site it was that they did the battle. 1172 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,400 It was weird. They were like burning stuff, 1173 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,840 but it looked it was very clearly logs of wood. 1174 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,840 So I was like, damn, that's lame that we didn't see. 1175 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,280 But I, I guess it's PG13, right. So they didn't want to show 1176 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,280 literal burning bodies, I suppose, even though they're not 1177 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:10,800 really bodies, but whatever. Did you expect them to when you 1178 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,880 first watched this? And if you read the book, I 1179 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,120 suppose then did you expect this? 1180 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,840 Did you expect them to kill the, the girl in that scene, the 1181 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,960 little girl that like, you know, they made surrender or whatever? 1182 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:28,280 Because I, I didn't expect them to kill her. 1183 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:31,120 I guess like I guess they do it off screen or whatever, it's 1184 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,920 implied, but I, I didn't expect that. 1185 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,760 I thought they were genuinely going to adopt her. 1186 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,000 They did. They tried to. 1187 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:41,160 Yeah, but I think it's good that how they set up the Voltari for 1188 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,480 the next like they're like they're the big bad, ruthless 1189 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,440 group and they don't care. So I I think it's a, it was a 1190 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,680 good end scene. It's a good kick the dog moment, 1191 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,040 right? Like, you know, you have this 1192 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:56,680 girl who one you saw get turned in the beginning and be like 1193 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:59,520 against this and then being forced into the situation and 1194 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,280 like make it through and be like, hey, like I'm willing to 1195 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,400 make up for what I was forced to do. 1196 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:11,200 And you know, unlike Jasper, who volunteered and. 1197 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,400 Never gonna. Let that go and you know, and 1198 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,840 and had 1 1/2 centuries to reflect on that decision and 1199 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,720 didn't. But you know, it sort of just 1200 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:29,080 shows that who they're dealing with now is they are not 1201 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:34,920 sympathetic. They are they don't have empathy 1202 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,760 and they're tougher than, you know, this group because she 1203 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,760 just sort of like fucking Darth Vader forced tortures him. 1204 01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:46,600 Like, you know, Dakota Fanning just sort of goes like Bam and, 1205 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,160 you know, she fucking dies and wriggling agony. 1206 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:56,120 So I think it's like 1. I don't think it's necessarily 1207 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,080 expected. Like, I think you're right that 1208 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:00,120 it's a little unexpected if you're not familiar with it. 1209 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:05,800 I can't remember what I thought back in 2010, but I do think 1210 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,200 it's like a good scene for setting the tone and like who 1211 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:13,960 you're fighting in the stakes of your next conflict, which is 1212 01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,040 against the Volterry, so. I guess I should have seen. 1213 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,880 I just remembered that they unleashed like an entire tourist 1214 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,280 group in in Rome the last time we saw them on screen. 1215 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:29,040 Then like, did they like feast on an entire like? 1216 01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,600 Yeah, like the whole Vatican or. Something the whole like the 1217 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,320 whole group of like tourists, including children just got 1218 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,640 eaten alive in that moment. So I guess I should have 1219 01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,520 expected it, but I just, I thought maybe, oh, they would 1220 01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:45,040 let her like join the family like the Collins would, I guess, 1221 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,360 stand on business. But it's like, like you said, it 1222 01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,720 does establish and it makes sense why they did it. 1223 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,520 I was just like wondering, did you see it coming? 1224 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,240 Like, I really didn't know in that moment. 1225 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,360 Maybe that was like the whole point of it. 1226 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,280 But yeah, there you go. A lot out of this movie. 1227 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,400 Clearly, that's just as our discussion shows. 1228 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,840 That's why I don't think we should break him up because 1229 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,800 these conversations are so good, right Pat? 1230 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:11,400 Man, I just I got to say 1. I don't think the next one in if 1231 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,240 I have to go one more year with keeping this a secret from Pat, 1232 01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:16,880 I will be back. I. 1233 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:21,680 Will. Yeah, no, I agree with that. 1234 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,800 That's where I'm at too, where it's like, is this supposed to 1235 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,880 be a massive cliffhanger? We will do it, I think. 1236 01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:29,280 Executive decision next year we'll do both parts of breaking. 1237 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,280 Dawn, I think we can. Split according to Ashley, and 1238 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,320 it sounds like Miles too. It sounds like it could have 1239 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,800 been one movie very easily, but they decided. 1240 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,120 This could have been in Breaking Dawn. 1241 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:46,520 Probably, yeah, honestly. If you yeah, if you wanted to 1242 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,640 split Breaking Dawn, do like condense this to half, do like 1243 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,800 the first bit of Breaking Dawn and then do like a longer 1244 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,400 Breaking Dawn. But like, if Return of the King 1245 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,760 can be one movie, so can Breaking Dawn. 1246 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:05,840 Are they in a blame for all the? Let's say it's Harry Potter. 1247 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,880 Turn of the King was all in one movie. 1248 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,760 It's Harry Potter. And honestly, no, I meant it's 1249 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,400 Twilight to blame. No, I would never. 1250 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,160 No, it's Harry Potter cake. Yeah. 1251 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:18,200 Yeah, it's Harry Potter and but honestly I think Deathly Hallows 1252 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:21,480 was better for being split and it also made them more money. 1253 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:26,720 But I also think that it wasn't so worth it to split it, that I 1254 01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:29,520 won't have to deal with all of the bullshit of splitting the 1255 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:33,400 last book for every other stupid like for fucking Hunger Games. 1256 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,760 If you see how thick those books are, they're like, why would you 1257 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,160 split that? They're just. 1258 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,080 Dead and they still left stuff out of Mockingjay by the way. 1259 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,160 I'm just saying because I remember those movies too. 1260 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,200 Like they. Yeah, we had to try to pump up 1261 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,320 Jennifer Lawrence's singing career, and I like her as an 1262 01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:52,920 actress, but but I don't know, she didn't really take off as a 1263 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,520 singer. Why did we? 1264 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,200 Why did we? Why? 1265 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,680 Why? Maze Runner. 1266 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,920 Maze Runner too. Didn't get or no, wait, Maze 1267 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:03,840 Runner. Didn't even bother finishing 1268 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:04,880 Maze Runner. No, they didn't. 1269 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,440 They didn't. I think they did scorched earth 1270 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,400 or the whatever the not scorched. 1271 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:14,160 Earth yeah, Scorch trials. It was always like, yeah, Maze 1272 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,120 Runner was like below Divergent as far as like cookie cutter 1273 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,760 team dystopian things go. Urgent. 1274 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,279 I have a minute. Yeah, that's a throwback. 1275 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:27,120 I loved. I loved Maze Runner. 1276 01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:28,760 I thought Maze Runner was really good. 1277 01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,800 I am. Also, yeah, I mean, I, I look, I 1278 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:36,000 have, I'm only speaking to like public perception of it as 1279 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,680 opposed to any. I have no fucking clue. 1280 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,720 I didn't read Divergent or Maze Runner. 1281 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,439 In Maze Runner, they use the word changeling as like a 1282 01:08:44,439 --> 01:08:48,560 descriptor of someone and for whatever reason my like 6th or 1283 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,800 7th grade brain, even though I was I'm a very good reader and 1284 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,080 like linguistically I'm pretty good. 1285 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,600 For whatever reason, I couldn't understand what that word was 1286 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,240 like it like because I just read it and I guess I'd never said 1287 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,920 it. So I kept reading it as like 1288 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:05,000 Chang, Chang Jelling or I can't even remember how badly I 1289 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,120 understood what the word was until like I looked back years 1290 01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:11,200 later and was like, Oh my God, I'm so stupid. 1291 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,600 How did I not get that? That was that they just met 1292 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,160 Changeling. I was like, what is this foreign 1293 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,359 word? It must because they're British 1294 01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:19,279 or it must be like, I could not grasp it. 1295 01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:21,399 I I felt very dumb. Yeah. 1296 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,720 So, Speaking of Maze Runner, what are what are your final 1297 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,840 thoughts on Twilight Saga, Eclipse, Pete, and your final 1298 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:30,680 score? So while I love this franchise, 1299 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:34,720 I think it's fun to think back on my early high school days 1300 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:40,680 slash early college days and reminisce of the team angst that 1301 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:44,359 I had when I was forced to go to the movies and watch this with 1302 01:09:44,359 --> 01:09:46,640 my girlfriend. I think through, you know, 1303 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,080 Stockholm Syndrome, I really did grow to appreciate this 1304 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,479 franchise. But Eclipse I will never get 1305 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:54,360 behind. I just don't like this film at 1306 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:57,360 all. It it feels more of like a 2 1307 01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,800 hour long episode than a 2 hour long movie. 1308 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,720 It just lost some of its whimsy, sort of like what made Eclipse 1309 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:08,120 or what made Twilight sort of fun to just bullshit with. 1310 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,480 I feel like it took its, it never really takes itself 1311 01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:16,720 seriously, but like some of the the moments felt they're like 1312 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,400 they were trying to do a little bit too much. 1313 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:23,120 And I just wanted it to be the vampire story that New Moon and 1314 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,840 Twilight were. Yeah. 1315 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,080 Just not a good film. I'll be honest with you. 1316 01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:32,200 I'm going to give this A4. There you go. 1317 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,040 There you go. Fair enough. 1318 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:37,040 Fair enough. All right, Miles, Are you ready 1319 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:38,880 to give your final thoughts as well? 1320 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,760 Yeah, I mean, look, is Pete correct? 1321 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,080 Yes. Do I care? 1322 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,560 Not really. I think I exactly. 1323 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:51,160 I think at this point I have I've just accepted it. 1324 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,440 I have accepted the world we live in, right. 1325 01:10:54,680 --> 01:11:00,200 And this is this is it. And like, I think frankly, this 1326 01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:03,680 movie doesn't really do anything worse than the first two movies. 1327 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:11,200 It just does it the same and like, OK, but but some things I 1328 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,000 don't like about the series, right? 1329 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,520 Like this is only like maybe a six out of 10 on the toxic 1330 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,960 relationship scale, as opposed to the first two, which is like 1331 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:22,520 a like a 10 out of 10. You know, I like Taylor 1332 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,960 Lautner's haircut. I like Jasper's haircut. 1333 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:30,960 I like some of the cheesy scenes where they're like, look at 1334 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,000 Taylor Lautner. He worked out like I, I, I kind 1335 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,720 of like the campy moments that they have in this. 1336 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,560 I don't know what what I normally give these things 1337 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,640 Sixes. I think I'll give this A62 1338 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,840 whatever, I don't care. All righty. 1339 01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,560 Yeah, there we go. Yeah, I'm, I'm closer to Pete on 1340 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:51,840 this one. I thought it was worse, 1341 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,720 noticeably worse, at least in terms of my enjoyment compared 1342 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,560 to the other two movies in the past. 1343 01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:59,680 Not that that I suppose, is saying very much. 1344 01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:03,080 I'm excited for the next one though, 'cause it then it'll be 1345 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,960 done. And also all these secrets that 1346 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:09,360 have been kept for me for most of my adult life apparently will 1347 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:13,640 no longer have to be kept. So I'm, I'm curious to see 1348 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:20,280 where, where it goes from here. I guess I, I, I want to know 1349 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:24,680 more about the, the, the werewolves and like their back 1350 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:25,880 story. It's funny too. 1351 01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:28,480 The werewolf chief is a very famous native actor. 1352 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,000 I, we didn't comment on that earlier. 1353 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,920 I recognized him immediately. I was like, Oh my God, he's on 1354 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,600 like Yellowstone and like all these other very big. 1355 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,800 Shows Yellowstone. Oh my God, yeah. 1356 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,520 He's the he's the one who at the end, yeah. 1357 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,840 Negotiates the deal or whatever. Yeah, that is him. 1358 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,720 Wow. Yeah, no. 1359 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:50,080 And he's in so many. He is like the classic like oh, 1360 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:54,240 we need like a a chief leader looking native person. 1361 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,520 He's the one that. It's like the guy who's in like 1362 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,680 every who plays the Mexican guy in every film he's in, like the 1363 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,360 Fast and the Furious, He's like the Mexican guy, but he's in 1364 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,200 that in like 30 movies. That's him for yeah. 1365 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,760 It's it's crazy how many movies he's been in that you would be 1366 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,040 like, Oh my God, that was him. Yeah. 1367 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:13,800 Which to be fair, a lot of the actors, they did not pull out 1368 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,840 any stops for the cast in this movie. 1369 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,800 It's pretty impressive, like all around I would say. 1370 01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:21,880 The soundtrack is killer too. Again, they crushed me with 1371 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:26,080 that, yeah. It is a good soundtrack, again 1372 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,320 not my style of music but it's like generally but like it. 1373 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:33,560 It fits the movie for sure. Dad's the GOAT as always, love 1374 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:38,240 him so much, best character in the movie by far and hope 1375 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:41,560 nothing that happens to him in the final movie because I would 1376 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,400 be very upset. Is it Clark say his name? 1377 01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,800 Kent Clark? No, that's Superman 1. 1378 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,440 Of my Clark Kent. That's his name. 1379 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,400 His name is Clark Kent. Where is he? 1380 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,400 Goddamn it? Whatever the dad. 1381 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,640 Charlie. Charlie, thank you God, Charlie 1382 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,360 Swan. I got there eventually by 1383 01:13:59,360 --> 01:13:59,840 looking. At me. 1384 01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,400 I thought you were joking. No, no, I could not remember his 1385 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:07,120 name. This movie goes in one ear and 1386 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:09,320 out the other half the time and like what sticks? 1387 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,200 You know what I'm talking. About why does he not? 1388 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:15,720 Like Edward. Why doesn't Charlie? 1389 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,760 Yeah, protective dad, Single dad. 1390 01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:20,280 Yeah, but he's like get with Jacob. 1391 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:23,600 But like, Edward comes from a family of two doctors and like 1392 01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,480 I'm just saying, he's also like a. 1393 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,600 Virtual Boy. He's well, for one, the Chiefs 1394 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:32,080 friendly and they're familiar and the and the Collins have 1395 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:35,720 like a a negative like kind of stigma attached to them too. 1396 01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:38,520 Do they not like from like? They're inhuman monsters. 1397 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,240 That's a good point. Well, that's, well, there's 1398 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:43,120 that, but like they also do just get that aren't they suspects of 1399 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,160 the murder in the first movie or something like that? 1400 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:48,200 Like I, I don't know, maybe I, I feel like he has pretty valid 1401 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,480 reasons, but he also does come around on him at the end there 1402 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:53,560 when, when Edward starts talking about his traditional values or 1403 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,600 whatever. It's pretty funny. 1404 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:59,480 That reminded me so much of I, I will never forget this moment in 1405 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,640 my life. So I, I mean, I was in high 1406 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:01,880 school. I went to Catholic High School. 1407 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:07,320 We had just gotten purity rings. I was a very big rule follower 1408 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,280 growing up. And I was at a Patriots game. 1409 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,960 It was the Pats versus The Jets. It was Brett Favre 1410 01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:17,920 quarterbacking The Jets in a game he won in overtime. 1411 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,000 But it had a sick Randy Moss toe tap. 1412 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:23,080 And it is well to bring the game to overtime. 1413 01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,200 I don't know if you remember that game, Pat, but this would 1414 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:29,440 have been like circa 2008, 2009, something like that. 1415 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:33,480 It might have been the Matt Cassel year that was 6 and. 1416 01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:38,000 I was 10. Older than I thought. 1417 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:43,880 I was like 15. I'm trying to, but he's like, I 1418 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,440 don't know, whatever. Yeah. 1419 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:47,120 But he's like, is that ring what I think it is? 1420 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,680 He's like, oh, yeah. And he's like, good. 1421 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:50,800 I like that. You know, it's just like, I 1422 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,880 don't know, for whatever reason, that stuck with me forever. 1423 01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:59,800 And you're pure, so pure. And you know, Bella's dad's the 1424 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:05,280 same way. Classic like oh I just watch the 1425 01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:08,280 kid in but sits on the porch with a shotgun like I don't have 1426 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,520 in the curfew though he does. What happened to me, I got, I 1427 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:13,480 got the rifle pulled on me as like a demonstration that it 1428 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:17,040 existed. I'm so thankful I haven't had 1429 01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,360 that ever. Me neither. 1430 01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:22,960 That's not the way to. They were pulling it on the 1431 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,640 wrong partner in that relationship, by the way, It 1432 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:30,520 doesn't matter. Like I I wasn't trying to get. 1433 01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,520 Staying with your chest. Yeah, I I don't know. 1434 01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:39,480 I was a lame teenager. On that note, that concludes my 1435 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:44,760 thoughts on Twilight Saga, the Eclipse, or whatever this is I 1436 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:47,240 gave it. A No, no, no. 1437 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:51,360 We need this, we need this. We need Twilight the Eclipse, 1438 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,000 which is an infamous scene from Berserk Pat. 1439 01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:57,440 You're right. Yeah, this is my favorite piece 1440 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,840 of Eclipse media is what I should say that I consumed. 1441 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:01,440 Right. There we go. 1442 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:04,840 I gave it a A3 for those wondering and for trend editing. 1443 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:06,600 Thank you, Trent. Sorry, this is a tough one. 1444 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:07,720 Tough episode. Wait, guys. 1445 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,760 I need to say we've broken tradition here. 1446 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:14,520 Normally we give these these stupid numbers. 1447 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,440 Like, oh, you're right with. Decimals and stuff. 1448 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:21,800 Oh, OK. Like except Pete who gave it a 1449 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:24,160 10. He gave New Moon A10. 1450 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:26,200 Hell yeah, I gave it A7. You gotta be. 1451 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:32,240 Lady, of course, that's a 10. Is 7.3 repeating Pat? 1452 01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,640 Pat gave it actually just a flat 4. 1453 01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:38,320 I give it a 88 fourths or or 510. 1454 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,760 Yeah, yeah, I was. I I couldn't write down whatever 1455 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:41,960 it was. OK. 1456 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:51,520 I will give it mine a 3.141. 5. 297 well, mine's closer to three 1457 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,280 that's why I was like like that's why I did that so fair 1458 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,680 enough all right let's do some math though. 1459 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:59,400 Let's or can I give it? Can I give it I? 1460 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,280 Yeah, yeah. You can do whatever you want. 1461 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:05,680 This this again, as I've stated since the beginning, technically 1462 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,200 not my show. You know, I just peak podcast 1463 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:08,280 and everything. It doesn't matter. 1464 01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:10,640 This episode doesn't matter. None of this matters. 1465 01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:15,040 You can do whatever I, I over π oh, that's a small score. 1466 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:17,440 I'll give mine 2 to the power of 2. 1467 01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:24,200 OK, I'm going to do 2 up arrow up arrow 2. 1468 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:28,200 What's that mean? Don't worry about it all. 1469 01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:31,320 Right, let me Google. That's two. 1470 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:37,960 So the 2 ^2. Is also 44. 1471 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:41,080 According to Google, is also 4. Yeah. 1472 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:42,680 Oh, it is. Oh, damn. 1473 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:44,400 I was. Oh, I was hoping I was being 1474 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,400 smart. I couldn't remember. 1475 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:46,680 What was up? Arrow no you. 1476 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:50,560 So if you added another up like up arrow, like if there's three 1477 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:56,240 up arrows it it like the more you do it, it gets pretty crazy 1478 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,600 pretty quick. Exponential. 1479 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,160 So yeah, that makes sense. Right. 1480 01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:05,440 But you know, I'm just, I was just trying to give a score in 1481 01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:15,600 our range in a stupid way, so. OK, so our final score is 4 + 4 1482 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:22,440 + I / π / 3 is our final score of good. 1483 01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:25,000 That's why I like to get clips, yeah. 1484 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:30,000 Do you have, do you have like a rational number to express that? 1485 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,480 You have the. Number. 1486 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:34,080 Otherwise, treadmills will put up a giant question mark. 1487 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,720 On this, yeah. OK, you know what, I'll I'll 1488 01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:42,560 wolfram it, OK. Does someone say it should just 1489 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:45,120 be the calculator and then it's 8008? 1490 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:48,760 Yeah, try just put up one the calculator for that, that's what 1491 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:49,520 you gave. Wait, can you? 1492 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:50,880 Can you wait? We can't. 1493 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:53,800 We can't do a rational word because there's only one I We 1494 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:54,960 literally can't. You know what? 1495 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,480 It's mine. That's the point. 1496 01:19:56,480 --> 01:20:00,200 We gave Eclipse boobs out of 10. Boobs out of 10 boobs on A. 1497 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:03,600 Calculator out of 10. So like 8008? 1498 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:10,400 8080 thousand 80,005 or. 85 yeah, 8080 thousand 85 OK. 1499 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:15,560 Out of 10 yes what? Sorry, 80,085 on a calculator. 1500 01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,160 Out of 10. Out of 10. 1501 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,880 OK. Which compared to its IMDb 1502 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,960 rating of a 5.1 out of 10, which, by the way, a lot lower 1503 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:26,880 than I would have thought. I guess people didn't like this 1504 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,080 one very much, which I guess isn't surprising to me, but 1505 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,600 surprising to me in the sense of like, the general audience. 1506 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:41,160 What are the first couple? Let's see. 9.7 for Twilight. 1507 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:44,960 Why is there no simple sequel or prequel button on? 1508 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,840 Like, because there was a period of time where hating twilight 1509 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:53,280 was like, very vogue. Oh new moon is 4.8 and. 1510 01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:58,640 Twilight is 5.4. And Breaking Dawn's five and 1511 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:02,040 then Breaking Dawn Part 2 is 5.6, so the highest rated one is 1512 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,480 yet to come. Hell yeah. 1513 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:07,960 Wow, oh man. Yeah, these aren't exactly 1514 01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,520 popular movies, but also like they are the type of movies like 1515 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,400 a bunch of edgy teenage boys would have review bombed on 1516 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,160 their IMDb back in the day like Pete. 1517 01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:18,840 No, no, no, I was never. I was never edgy. 1518 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,800 Never I. I see a lot of ones according to 1519 01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:27,600 the reviews, a lot of ones, a lot of 10's, and then primarily 1520 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:33,040 5-6 and seven are the numbers that are given for reviews 1521 01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,160 according to IMDb at least. So that's interesting. 1522 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:39,040 Here you go. All right, that's our review of 1523 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:45,360 Twilight the the eclipse I needed. 1524 01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:48,840 Twilight Golden Age and then I need Twilight Eclipse the 1525 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,640 eclipse. Would would Griffith? 1526 01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,560 So Griffith would be a vampire, right? 1527 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,480 Or would Griffith be? He kind of looks like a vampire. 1528 01:21:57,200 --> 01:22:03,720 I mean, if we had to put him in one of these casts, he would be 1529 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:04,600 a vampire. OK, cool. 1530 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:12,880 And Guts would be a werewolf and Costco would be Bella. 1531 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,200 Yes, it's all Everything is Berserk. 1532 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:16,480 Everything is. Twilight. 1533 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:19,280 Wow, it makes it. All of that makes perfect sense. 1534 01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:20,920 Don't think about it too. Yep, especially if you. 1535 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:23,680 I won't, don't worry. If you haven't read Berserk, 1536 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,840 don't worry about it. That's what happens, I promise. 1537 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:27,440 Exactly. There we go. 1538 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:30,400 But yeah, so that wraps up our April Fools episode, where a 1539 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,960 surprise, we got you. We weren't actually reviewing 1540 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:36,200 Twilight Eclipse. We just joked around. 1541 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:40,520 Yeah, surprise. Episodes dropping late April. 1542 01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:43,160 April Fools. That's also very funny. 1543 01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,200 True that it's dropping in like 2. 1544 01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:47,400 I don't know how to plan things, woo. 1545 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,240 You're not alone. You're not alone. 1546 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:55,280 But Miles, we voted on shows that we wanted when you were not 1547 01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,640 here last. There was three options, one of 1548 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:01,120 them being Interspecies Reviewers, the other being My 1549 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:05,080 Happy Marriage, and the other other being Medalist Season 2. 1550 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:09,240 Which of those one and what are we watching for two weeks from 1551 01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:11,920 now? Yeah, so. 1552 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:15,400 And 3rd was Interspecies Reviewer earning its 5th legacy 1553 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:17,200 point so. Still got last with that many 1554 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:19,880 legacy points it's never getting reviewed. 1555 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:25,840 That's not how that works. It is a matter of time. 1556 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,080 Entropy comes for us all, Pete. Oh. 1557 01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,800 Fuck I can't make that episode, sorry guys. 1558 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:39,520 Yeah, I mean, I in second with a surprise performance, in my 1559 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:43,120 opinion, a very valiant effort is My Happy Marriage earning its 1560 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:49,840 second legacy point. And then in first place, by or 1561 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:53,600 by the elimination, as we only have three options, it will be 1562 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,600 medalist Season 2. I'm very excited to watch this. 1563 01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,360 I love me some medalists, so yeah. 1564 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,200 I am stoked that this one, I mean, I would have been happy 1565 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:09,480 with either two of the three options, but I'm I'm very, very 1566 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:14,800 excited to watch medalist season 2 and it's it is done airing now 1567 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:18,240 or it's going to be finished. Oh yeah, it finished last week 1568 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:19,720 or a couple. Wow, several weeks ago. 1569 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,000 What the hell? It was only 9 episodes. 1570 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:25,040 Oh, that makes more sense. OK. 1571 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:27,320 But yeah, I can't wait to watch it. 1572 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:31,960 And like we, we only watched it what, like a month ago, I think 1573 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:33,920 too much. Well, no more than that, but it 1574 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,160 feels like it. Was like two or three months 1575 01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,400 ago. Yeah, so pretty recently so I'm 1576 01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:40,200 excited but yeah, let's talk about what we're nominating the 1577 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:45,280 nominating for the second week of May, also known as a week 1578 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,680 after Cinco de Mayo episode. What have you got Pete? 1579 01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:51,800 What? What show do you have that fits 1580 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:57,440 that theme? The OK wait I. 1581 01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:01,080 I got it. I I got mine. 1582 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:08,080 I guess El Condor Paso wears A luchador mask and luchadors are 1583 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,160 from Mexico. So I have to do Uma Museum a 1584 01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:12,160 season 3. Is that one? 1585 01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:14,640 No, I'm kidding. It's a show that got a lot of 1586 01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:17,040 hype when it first came out. I think it kind of fizzled, but 1587 01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:20,600 it's getting a second season and it looks really promising and 1588 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,520 it's a show that I wanted to watch last year, but I didn't 1589 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,760 get around to it. I'm going to nominate Sentence 1590 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:32,720 to be a hero. OK, very interesting. 1591 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,320 Miles, what about you? What are you nominating on your 1592 01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:38,440 return? The craziest thing just it 1593 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:42,000 doesn't matter so of course in honor of Cinco de Mayo, I will 1594 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:45,920 be nominating mobile fighter G Gundam so that we can watch 1595 01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:51,200 tequila Gundam. I won't be doing that one that 1596 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:55,760 one that's too long, but 20 buddy Tequila Gundam is if you 1597 01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:01,600 imagine the most stereotypical Gundam that is named Tequila 1598 01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:05,200 Gundam you could possibly think of, and then you're wrong. 1599 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,600 It's it's more just Google Tequila Gundam real quick. 1600 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:09,960 I can't wait. I'm. 1601 01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:14,280 I'm very curious. No, not Tequila Sunrise. 1602 01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:16,800 Tequila Gundam. Oh my God. 1603 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,400 No way. There's no way. 1604 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:23,600 There's no way we. Put Tequila Gundam on the 1605 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:27,880 screen, there's no way it's so bad. 1606 01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,280 Dude, the hat. Like on Yeho leaves. 1607 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:35,640 The hat is so good. With the with the cactus 1608 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:42,240 pauldron and like wrist guards. Unbelievable, is it not? 1609 01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:52,280 The best I love Tequila Gundam. See, I I too will be nominating 1610 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:58,040 something that has recently wrapped up that some people in 1611 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,320 our discord really like and they keep telling me to watch and 1612 01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:05,640 then I'm like, I'm a busy man but it'll be Shibuyuki playing 1613 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:10,680 games to put food on the table. I don't I know what Eagle's 1614 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:13,920 voting for. Yeah, I I just pander to Eagle. 1615 01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:17,960 That's it's it's been my voting strategy. 1616 01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:21,200 It's a very It would be a great show to talk about. 1617 01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:25,080 Yeah, I, I think I'm, I'm honestly pretty curious about 1618 01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:27,800 what I think because I could see myself going either way on it 1619 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:29,600 based off of the one episode. You would love it. 1620 01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,040 You would love it. Would I? 1621 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,920 You would a. 100% love it. Oh. 1622 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:34,880 Good. Love to see it. 1623 01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:38,720 All right. And if you don't like it, you're 1624 01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:43,440 lying to yourself. OK good dudes but the sentence 1625 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:45,920 should be a hero has above a fucking 8 on dude. 1626 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,840 Apparently it's good. That's why I was just going. 1627 01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:51,360 Like it would, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm a little 1628 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:55,760 curious because like, I, I put a lot on the fact that, Nah, just 1629 01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:58,480 looking at it, you know, not to judge a book by its cover, but I 1630 01:27:58,480 --> 01:28:01,000 do that all the time, actually. People said it like it's not 1631 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:02,840 weird, like it doesn't have weird shit. 1632 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:06,920 It's just like a good like we're in this like fantasy boom with 1633 01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:11,440 like free Ren and dungeon meshy and witch hat like this is like 1634 01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,080 people like it on the same level. 1635 01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:17,240 No, that's what I'm checking. Out on the same level is freer. 1636 01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:20,160 There are a lot of people that fucking love Satan to be here. 1637 01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:23,880 OK. Well, and then we can debate 1638 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:30,200 whether they're right or wrong. Yeah, I I mean, look, that's 1639 01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:32,240 almost the point of this entire club, right? 1640 01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:33,440 And this. OK. 1641 01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,040 And mommy's in here. That's cool. 1642 01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:39,360 Which one this night, lady? Put. 1643 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,560 I can't pronounce her name. She's a knight. 1644 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:46,720 She's got black hair, red eyes, full set of plate armor. 1645 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:49,000 Big fan. Yeah, yeah. 1646 01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:50,280 I don't. I don't know anything about her 1647 01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,600 and sentence to be here. I don't know. 1648 01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:57,880 Her name is like, I don't say. Her last name, which I also 1649 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,440 can't pronounce. Yeah, I also pronounce that 1650 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:03,120 incorrect, Kivia. Kivia, let's go with that. 1651 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,880 What's the same in Kiba Yugi? Is that what you said? 1652 01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,400 Kiba Yugi. This is in sentence to be a 1653 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,240 girl. And. 1654 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,400 And the other one is playing games to put food on the table. 1655 01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:19,160 Interesting. A Tausch? 1656 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:20,840 Yeah, I don't know. That's odd. 1657 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:23,680 Yeah, Well, we'll mark our show and. 1658 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:26,080 We'll find out. Oh, don't click spoilers 1659 01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:28,160 Patrick, you shouldn't be spoiling yourself on. 1660 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,200 That Pat, What are you dominating? 1661 01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:31,200 Yeah, well, that's a good question. 1662 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,800 I'm nominating My Happy Marriage again because it does seem to 1663 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,280 perform better than I would expect. 1664 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:39,920 And it looks fun, it looks cute. It looks like a show that I 1665 01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:44,160 would enjoy quite a bit. And we were just talking about 1666 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:48,360 age gap relationships. And I don't know if this show or 1667 01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,600 if that show has one or not, but it seems like it would. 1668 01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,280 OK, let me rephrase that. Oh, we were just talking about 1669 01:29:53,280 --> 01:29:55,520 problematic or power dynamic relationships. 1670 01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:58,800 And it seems like this show has that in some level. 1671 01:29:59,440 --> 01:30:02,040 Really I. Mean not it's an American. 1672 01:30:03,120 --> 01:30:05,680 Yeah, no, but he's actually pretty fucking cool. 1673 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:07,200 Yeah, he's, he's like a great guy. 1674 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:10,520 Well, that'll be fun to see because that's the better, 1675 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,840 that's the best outcome for everybody involved, right, That 1676 01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:15,600 they have a happy marriage, I suppose. 1677 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:16,480 Right, so there we. Go. 1678 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:20,200 The basic premise of the show is that her family sets her up with 1679 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,640 this guy thinking it's going to be fucking awful for her because 1680 01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:25,320 he has a reputation. And then he's like, I'm fucking 1681 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,680 awesome. But then all the stuff around 1682 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:30,480 them is like, pretty bad and that helps them bond. 1683 01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:33,600 And like, they definitely go through like, arranged marriage 1684 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,320 issues and stuff. But they like, learn how to 1685 01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:36,760 communicate. And it's a good show. 1686 01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:38,360 I like it. Yeah. 1687 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:40,480 We. Should watch it then Vote for 1688 01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:41,320 it. Vote for it. 1689 01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:42,200 Well, of course. Seen it. 1690 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,240 Yeah, that's the problem. Unfortunately for me, I. 1691 01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,000 Know it's the. Problem for you 2. 1692 01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:48,680 I know, I know, I get it, I get it. 1693 01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:50,680 It always is. The problem with a lot of my 1694 01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:53,200 shows that I I want to watch from this season, it's like I 1695 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,560 should just watch it on my own or something, but that's boring. 1696 01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,200 Why would I do that? I need a new Co host so if you 1697 01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:00,960 want to watch some shows and come review them with me you can 1698 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:04,720 come back. Sorry, I need to resume my 1699 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:08,560 professional golfing career. Don't have the time for that, 1700 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:13,680 but I would love to discuss. What are we watching again? 1701 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:17,440 Oh yeah, two weeks from now, Medalist Season 2. 1702 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:20,240 Because that wraps up. Watch club for this week. 1703 01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:22,120 Pete, take it away. If you have made this far and 1704 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,400 you want support is the best way to do so. 1705 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:25,440 Like comment, subscribe, leave a review on whatever platform 1706 01:31:25,440 --> 01:31:27,000 you're watching or listening to us on. 1707 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,520 Or if you want to be generous give me a Tier 2 sub on YouTube. 1708 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:36,160 Low cost, 500 bucks a month Next week I I think I'm doing I'm 1709 01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:39,000 either doing a game or I'm doing a first impressions episode. 1710 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,320 So you'll get something next week. 1711 01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:42,680 Don't worry it'll be happening. Otherwise, if you're here for 1712 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:46,840 watch club in two weeks, we will see you for Mentalist season 2. 1713 01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:48,160 Thanks and we'll see you next time. 1714 01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:50,880 Bye, bye, bye. 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