1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,080 This, this is going to be important. 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,440 OK, so let me explain before you judge me. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,840 I didn't just wake up and decide to be fabulous. 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,360 Nope. I'm actually a man named Tommy 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,560 who got dragged into witness protection after testifying 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:21,600 against the mafia and my FBI handler, my very bitter ex 7 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,960 hookup Karen. Her revenge plan turned me into 8 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,000 a woman. Dresses, heels, lingerie, wigs, 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,640 makeup. Boom. 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,800 Tammy was born. And honestly, I kind of slayed 11 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,280 Squee. I can't believe you're doing 12 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,280 this to me. I whined, tugging down my skirt 13 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,040 while wobbbling in heels. Karen smirked. 14 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:48,400 Stop it Tammy, you look cute. It's Tommy. 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:53,360 I squealed, then blushed. But OK, maybe I do look cute. 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,120 She teased me about my legs and I literally went EE stop 17 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,880 staring. Blush, blush, blush. 18 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,720 We drove to the safe house, my suitcase in the back full of 19 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,280 dresses and lingerie. Can I wear pants sometimes? 20 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,040 Nope, those legs are criminally pretty. 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,720 I shrieked stop, but secretly loved it. 22 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,160 We arrive, silent house too quiet. 23 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,760 Karen checks my garters. Lift your skirt. 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,440 I am not doing that. She giggled. 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,960 We're girls now, so I lifted it. She laughed. 26 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,040 I died inside, so stop laughing at me. 27 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,400 Then she went outside. Pop pop, pop gunshots. 28 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,240 Karen gone, I nearly tripped in my heels. 29 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:45,400 Oh my God, Oh my God. Before I could grab my phone a 30 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:49,720 handsome hit man walks in. Hi, I'm looking for Tommy Brown. 31 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:58,640 I froze then smiled sweetly. Ha ha, I'm his ex-wife Tammy. 32 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,440 He looked me up and down. Wow you're gorgeous. 33 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,880 I squealed inside. Eh, really? 34 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,080 Blush, blush, blush. Why am I blushing? 35 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,600 He flirted hard. I like curvy women. 36 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,680 I gasped. Stop, you're embarrassing me. 37 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,640 But OMGI loved it. I pretended to be all flirty, 38 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,560 batting my lashes. He carried my suitcase upstairs 39 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,360 like a gentleman. Inside the bedroom, I changed 40 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:30,440 wigs and panicked. No weapon, just me in a dress 41 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,040 with itchy garters. So I did the only thing I could. 42 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,680 Girl mode. I changed into a tight blue lace 43 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,320 dress, looked in the mirror. OK Tammy, work it. 44 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,560 He walked in. Wow I squealed. 45 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,800 E you think so? Twirls downstairs. 46 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,200 I crossed my legs like a lady. He stared. 47 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,040 Stop looking, but also keep looking. 48 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,400 I teased him. Blood and lace don't mix right? 49 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,360 He loosened his jacket, his gun visible. 50 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,200 My chance. Come give me a goodbye kiss, I 51 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:13,000 whispered. He kissed me EWEWEW, but I held 52 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,280 it together. Then suddenly, do you 2 need 53 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,600 privacy? Three FBI agents. 54 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,240 I screamed. Hey, you're alive. 55 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,320 The hitman froze. Wait, Tommy. 56 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,400 I kissed a man. I grabbed his gun. 57 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:35,040 Bang done. So yeah, I survived in heels in 58 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:40,280 lace as a woman, and honestly, being Tammy kind of saved my 59 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,280 life. Girly giggle. 60 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,840 Who knew? Blood and lace don't mix, but 61 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,280 sass and survival? Iconic.