1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,080 What are you doing? Hello and welcome to. 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,120 Lazy. Why was it just? 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,840 What is that? I'm joined with she and Todd and 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,480 Becky Bartlett. That was fantastic. 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,680 That was fucking fantastic. What? 6 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,160 But he just revealed this. Nice because. 7 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,120 He stole you. He could start. 8 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,920 Just reveal this when I wait till I take your nose to me. 9 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,600 Man, that's some keys in my back pocket. 10 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:31,280 No, you're both lovely. Go ahead, fucking. 11 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:32,600 Brilliant. Go ahead, make a joke about 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,640 stealing my nose. You'd need more guys in the 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,760 Hatton bank robbery. Go ahead you'll. 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,760 See that, Neil? That's been there for 39 years. 15 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,240 Is that the quickest head loss on Lazy Boys? 16 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,040 Is that a record? Well, can we also, if we're 17 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,720 talking about head losses, can we appreciate the sheer amount 18 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,280 of Ravi Shankar head losses? There was a lot of. 19 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,920 There was a lot of yeah. People. 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,040 Well, we didn't hear about George Harrison. 21 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,240 Do you not know who he is? The Ravi Shankar head. 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,200 When we put out a clip talking about Ravi Shankar head losses, 23 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,440 people lost their head over. Yeah. 24 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,800 Didn't expect these guys to know a lot about musical history. 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,120 Yeah, obviously. Not I made the point to you, I'm 26 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,240 like we don't all know about the same things other people know 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,920 about. Like do you know big checking 28 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,800 crusaders? Take your notes. 29 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,000 All right, picture oh why? You know what I mean? 30 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,160 I make a point for these people. Called back, check and say get 31 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,880 your fucking yeah everybody knows. 32 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,200 It's got a massive. Cock. 33 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,040 Yeah, everybody knows that. Get your fucking. 34 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:35,200 So housing is filed. It's pure poetry. 35 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,440 Beatles fans ready to fucking break the phone in half watching 36 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,600 this. Because his girlfriend's called 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,440 Michelle like an egg. Take your fucking whatever you 38 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,000 get. Slight tickle, we all know that. 39 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:46,960 Yeah. Yeah. 40 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,240 Weird shape boots at all, yeah. Yeah, some people have to stay 41 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,800 in position, but he just has free range. 42 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,320 Yeah, it's because he can. He can run farther than anybody 43 00:01:54,320 --> 00:02:06,240 else. It's good on the week. 44 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,639 I'm just going to the way. His favorite footballer is 45 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:14,760 George Breast breast chicken. Yeah, if they hated us before 46 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:19,200 this, they'll definitely Yeah, they were fucking raging about 47 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:19,440 it. Yeah. 48 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,080 See, when people are that level of angry, just so you know, I am 49 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,600 laughing so hard. But I didn't know dangling out 50 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,720 Ravi Shankar's beat would get that many people on the line. 51 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,080 What got us more hit? That or slagging off The Smiths? 52 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,280 I mean no one who's. Waiting here. 53 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,000 The single smelled good. Ravi Smith. 54 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,560 Yeah, Marcy's not collabing with him. 55 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,480 No, no, no. You go out tonight. 56 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,760 It's an awful. Morrissey. 57 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,400 That's Morrissey. Don't, because Morrissey's very 58 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,160 racist. But if I got him, I take. 59 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,600 A fucking what's? Marcy up to these days like. 60 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,520 Eating burgers and hating. No, he doesn't eat burgers, man. 61 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,480 Tofu burgers. Man, oh. 62 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:01,640 Joe That's right, he's a vegetarian. 63 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,920 He's still quite out of shape. Nobody's buried. 64 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,640 Joe Hills, a vegetarian. The chest thing you've ever said 65 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:12,920 for a vegetarian, you're very poorly by most vegetarians. 66 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,520 Slim. Yeah, they're in better shape 67 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,920 than people made, I'd imagine. Really. 68 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,960 I've no idea. I don't know any. 69 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,720 I my experience, I found vegan people to eat a lot of chips. 70 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,560 Most vegan people I will say I've met are in phenomenal 71 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,360 shape, just the life is grim and I wouldn't want to do. 72 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,360 I know fat. Who do we know? 73 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:32,920 Fat? Vegan. 74 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,760 Let's not name them. I know, I know. 75 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,840 I'm just. Who's that fat? 76 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,600 Fucking. Vegan You cooking Chew on BBC 77 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:46,120 The Fat Vegan. Just me eating bacon. 78 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,080 That's why I'm fat. I'm. 79 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,960 Fagging. I'm fagging. 80 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:59,320 I'm called by just a bar. I can't fucking don't make me go 81 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:03,800 all checking on you. Yeah, serious. 82 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,840 Ravi Shankar head losses the most. 83 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,080 The most head loss we ever got to was still the Adelaide German 84 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,520 thing. Yeah, that was the most 85 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,360 aggressive, angry. Wait, I don't like that. 86 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,320 You can't. That and when Denzi slagged off, 87 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,000 when Denzi slagged off Barry Hogan for sounded like he's like 88 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,920 or starting Jamaican like, well, he's from Cork, so there's 89 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,480 actually a connection with those accents. 90 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,960 He wasn't fucking playing someone from Cork though, was 91 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:32,000 he? So it's not a good job people 92 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,440 and one person went, I'd love this. 93 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,080 They're like leave him alone and stop making fun of his looks. 94 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,880 There's nothing wrong with his face or nose. 95 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,720 And we were like, didn't mention his. 96 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,040 Didn't say any of that is no. Didn't say anything about his 97 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,280 nose. And we botsman, yeah, I, I have 98 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,720 to let like Microsoft believe that's AI bots, because if 99 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,960 people are that fucking annoyed, they're going to type a comment. 100 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,600 We're fucked. I mean no, I. 101 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,120 Mean also the fact we have no guest policy on the last episode 102 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,520 or whatever many ago was when we had Daniel Sloss on. 103 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,560 Do we try and get him here all the time? 104 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,320 Do we try and? Based on how drunk me and him 105 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,760 ended up, no. Right, so here's the trade off. 106 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,960 If we get dinosaurs prominently on the couch, right? 107 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,040 So we've got it. We've got to get him to turn 108 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,840 down all his all. Directors on the SPO and stuff, 109 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,760 yeah. But we get him here because I 110 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:25,480 didn't get a great time. So do we, by the way, think I 111 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,160 might need to sneeze? But I don't know how far away it 112 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,040 is. It's my nose. 113 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,960 It takes a. Change in the wind you detect. 114 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,240 That's what happens with sneezes. 115 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,800 What do your sneezes get? A weather warning? 116 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:41,120 That's fucking mental. So. 117 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,720 Do we need bar ambassador? That's the top lip. 118 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,600 Do we need to revisit our guest policy? 119 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,480 Are we open to guest? Sometimes, yeah, depends how it 120 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,560 is. We've had guests like, no, we 121 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,440 had bad Santa. Yeah, no. 122 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,800 Baby Santa Claus, the belly ball. 123 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,240 Thornton didn't pop in. Here now, if he's about. 124 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,400 He'd be great. I reckon he's knocked about 125 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,840 Belfast few times, something alive. 126 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,400 If we'd have been on the ball, we could have got Arnie when he 127 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,400 was here, get his doctorate. CI. 128 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,920 Reckon he'd have done? It I I think. 129 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,280 He's done Tom Segura's podcast. You've done Tom Segura's 130 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,120 podcast. I could have been easy. 131 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,480 Link. We could have gone. 132 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,200 Good Segura. Thank you. 133 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:20,680 It's. Really. 134 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,000 Yeah, Arnie, what we right if we had? 135 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,360 But Arnie wouldn't give you the crack. 136 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,680 Let's see, because he's been a politician. 137 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:30,400 No, that's Arnie meeting me. You imagine the fucking joy 138 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,840 because I know everything about his career and some bits about 139 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,360 his personal. Life that we all know. 140 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,640 Yeah, I'd scare the fuck out of him. 141 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,280 Yeah, Arnie probably. Look at me go. 142 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,920 You have a big chest. You look out right? 143 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,320 I'm like I meant I. Well, role play this just in 144 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,440 case we get him. I'm Arnie. 145 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,480 What would you like to ask me, Mickey? 146 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:52,280 Stop being willing be Arnie. What would you like to know? 147 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,040 Arnie. Why you're doing what are? 148 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,680 Your bench a lot. OK, that's pretty much it. 149 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,200 Thanks your cock. Thanks for having me lab. 150 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,800 It's fucking great. Improve. 151 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,680 Thank you. You imagine already been like I 152 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,000 will start. Welcome to the Laser Boys 153 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,440 podcast. I I think, I think you need to 154 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,880 get out, you need to take only the Neds for a few few pints and 155 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,960 then get it out of them. Get it? 156 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,400 You get them into the schnapps. Get them into the arteries too. 157 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,480 That's. You know what I mean? 158 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,080 Nobody go like I'm trying to learn. 159 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,520 My son being murdered. I get stressed. 160 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,960 That's why I use Better help. Go only you a dirty bastard, and 161 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,480 he goes a wee bit you. Know the guy who knocked up his 162 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,600 housekeeper? Yeah, yeah. 163 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,880 Yeah, yeah, he did, didn't he? Yeah, he. 164 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,960 That wouldn't be a fun question. Was like you, a bit of a dirty 165 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,800 bastard. I was like I ruined several 166 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,800 people. Did they miss I I saw him in a 167 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,800 in an airport, the airport in LA and this was about six years ago 168 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,560 and he looked awful nowhere his body just like. 169 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,160 But I mean, when you look that good in your youth, like in 170 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,320 Terminator Three, he was 56 years old and he looked fucking 171 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,120 unbelievable. Yeah. 172 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,800 Because whenever he became the governator, I remember there was 173 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,000 a thing where like. He takes that to the only guy 174 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,800 that's so serious. Right, and he will be back. 175 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,280 Sanitator. Sanitator. 176 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,120 Terminator. I'll ask you a question. 177 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,600 Sanitator. Terminator. 178 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,520 You're nervous. Sanitator Terminator. 179 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,360 It's you because you're nervous. President Tater. 180 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:22,160 You're weak journalist like no. Regarded as press. 181 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,520 Don't get a second name wrong. I wouldn't back to the point. 182 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:29,880 So Arnie when he was the governor, Governor, I can't say 183 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,080 governor when it's Arnie, he like stopped working out and was 184 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:37,000 a wee bit out of shape at 65 or something, right? 185 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,200 And he was on the beach and people like, look at the fucking 186 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,000 steer of him and you're like, man, let him get a wee bit 187 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,440 flumpy like. Mickey, what are the top three 188 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:51,400 horny movies like? Oh I'm not even fucking joking. 189 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,680 This, I swear to go. This is the third one of these 190 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,400 teachers I've bought every fucking time I wore 1. 191 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:01,880 Why you lactating shit? He's lactating chocolate milk. 192 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:07,440 I mean, probably squeeze them enough. 193 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,200 You're going to get a yoplait out of liquor, are you? 194 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,680 Well, they suck his daddy to get chocolate. 195 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,080 Milk don't don't suck with daddy. 196 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,920 No, I like it. I love it, I like it too much. 197 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,880 I swear to God I drove here that I go if I get a fucking steal on 198 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,560 this one. It's the third time I've bought 199 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,160 this T-shirt. You're dancing with the devil 200 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,120 brothers the way. I don't know why. 201 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,000 I don't know why it was. I never spelled coffee or any 202 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,440 kind of sriracha right? Unless I'm wearing a white 203 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,520 T-shirt. That's the other two T-shirts 204 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,240 have been Sriracha. You by the way, under. 205 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,720 No pressure there. Yeah, I know. 206 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,120 Yeah, I. Know I just. 207 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,040 Fucking use. I've never three artists wear a 208 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,320 T-shirt in the middle of the car because I knew. 209 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,640 It can I recommend something take the lid off in future. 210 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:51,400 Take your top off. There's No Fear. 211 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,760 That took a little. Do you take your top off? 212 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 No, you don't want to say that. You don't. 213 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,320 We do you. Don't We? 214 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,520 Do you? Don't you have to tell me to 215 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,640 stop taking my top off every time I've 2 drinks? 216 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,520 Yeah, because I just do it. Big Guinness Manor, because. 217 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,960 You've lost the weight. No, no, I get it. 218 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,040 I get it was fast. I've got I've put enough weight 219 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,560 on, I've got to fold in my back again, but. 220 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,160 That could be handy. When you're a time for picking 221 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,720 me up overhead locker or whatever, like yeah, I need to 222 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,480 keep a pencil or do. You forget when you wake up, you 223 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,200 fell asleep watching TV and you wake up in the remotes, like in 224 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,600 your back. Yeah, I've had that a few times. 225 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,840 I've gotten the point now where when I take my socks off there's 226 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,720 a neck tech on my ankle and I'm more naughty doll socks. 227 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:34,080 It's got spider veins. Top the Army movies by the way, 228 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,960 Commando. In order go from 3 to 1 go. 229 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:41,960 From three to 1, I want to commando #3 because it's the 230 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,800 most, it's the most quintessential or any movie. 231 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,880 By the way, you don't have to defend yourself. 232 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,840 I know, but the reason because the way downs look at me. 233 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,560 But he'll deal with anything. That's true. 234 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,520 He only likes Gladiator 2. That's true and shutters less. 235 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,480 He thinks it's a comedy. But the Commander was the one 236 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,680 where Arnie could look down the camera every 5 minutes because 237 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,080 every line is like an Arnie line. 238 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,800 Yes, yeah. I mean, everyone's like a 239 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,560 gotcha. But but it works still, even 240 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,520 though it's a we, it's a we nod. It's a we breaking on the 4th 241 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,320 wall. At this point, you've seen 242 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,320 enough already. Where you go. 243 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,400 That's what I want. See him? 244 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,800 OK, right now, number two, number two, I'm going to go 245 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,400 running man. I think that's a good idea. 246 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,960 What's number 2 not? Bad. 247 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:29,640 No, I mean #1 Terminator 2. So by the way, sorry I don't 248 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,880 know what running man is. I've never seen run this class. 249 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,440 It's again, very 80s, very camp. So it was a Stephen King book 250 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:40,080 that it's about a like a post apocalyptic society where 251 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,560 there's a game show called The Run of Man. 252 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:43,800 I've seen this. Yeah. 253 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,600 So there's a new one with Glenn. Not good. 254 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:50,320 Right. It's fun, sounds good, but the 255 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,280 80s one with the Arnie is camp and shit. 256 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,480 Where does Batman and Robin fall on your list? 257 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,760 Solely for our #4 it's four. It's not in the top three if 258 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,280 you're talking if you're talking Arnie or. 259 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,720 Any comedies creeping near this list? 260 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,720 You know, like the more like Twins. 261 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,960 I mean, there's twins I see. To be honestly, I haven't seen 262 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,200 twins or junior. What? 263 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,880 Are the kindergarten cup. Would love it but yeah, 264 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,480 kindergarten copy. A good only movie too will not. 265 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,400 What's 1 Predator? Predator. 266 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,920 I forgot about Predator cock right I. 267 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,800 Mean. I mean, I've come. 268 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,880 Last action here. Last action here was class. 269 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,560 Two, I love last action here. Top threes on it, you need to 270 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,400 give me a top ten and even then it's several because there's 271 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,920 loads. Of them, but you've surely seen 272 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,400 Batman and Robin. He's Mr. Freeze, and that is. 273 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,960 Nice to see you, Batman. What killed the dinosaurs? 274 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,880 The Ice Age. Morris. 275 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:43,160 Always with the rice your pipes like cool off the. 276 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,720 I will go out. Tonight, but I haven't got the 277 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:52,880 stitch to night. What I liked about that Batman 278 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,320 era in those movies is the toys that you got. 279 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,440 Yeah. Yeah, they had the costumes. 280 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,800 All were just better and they were better be toys. 281 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,760 You were getting happy. I swear to God, randomly I was 282 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,000 thinking, listen, the way up here today, right? 283 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,320 Do you know how Quentin Tarantino was said that like 284 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:09,720 Kill Bill and Django, I think are like movies in the Quentin 285 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,920 Tarantino universe, right? There's a fan theory about the 286 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,800 Joel Schumacher Batman movies. So Batman Forever, Batman, 287 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:21,400 Robin, right, if you watch those imagining that they're in 288 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,800 they're Batman movies about Batman and Tim Burton's 289 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,720 universe. I'm I'm all for ways you're to 290 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,440 fucking get involved in the family at the end of Batman 291 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,720 returns, Catwoman is still alive. 292 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,800 So where the end she like looks at the bat signal and the fan 293 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,320 theory is she's told everybody who Batman is right? 294 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,200 And then they start making movies about him in 10 verse 295 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,240 universe. And when you watch like I'd 296 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,800 like, man, I can smoke a joint and really enjoy this. 297 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,800 That's yeah, because I don't like the Tim Burton ones either. 298 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,760 Everyone slags the Schumacher once. 299 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,760 Michael Schumacher, get a few Batmans. 300 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,440 Yeah, he drove the Batmobile once. 301 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,000 What's the Tim Burton? Batman will never go skiing 302 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,360 again. Michael Keaton. 303 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,080 Michael Keaton, he's good in it. I didn't like those. 304 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,480 But I hated the one with Danny DeVito where he's the Penguin. 305 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,480 I returned. They got the character of the 306 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,880 Penguin completely wrong. He has nothing to do with 307 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,720 Penguin. You would play. 308 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,480 An unbelievable Penguin. I fucking know you would be so 309 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,680 good. Because the Penguin here's all 310 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,760 you would have to do for the role. 311 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:18,960 Nothing, nothing. You'd be a good waddle anyway. 312 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,000 Fuck you, you waddle, Fuck you, you'd be. 313 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,000 We paint. They paint your nose orange. 314 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,200 There's the Penguins. The Penguins. 315 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,320 Not adorable. He's a vicious bastard. 316 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,960 So are you fair enough? You. 317 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:36,480 Can let loose on an ass. That one, that one shot where 318 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,440 he's on the tractor. And show you a back cave. 319 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,640 That one shot with the Penguins on the tractor and it's not 320 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,160 moving. He's like, that's really me 321 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,280 getting out of bed, like. That's what we were thinking. 322 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,880 I thought I was thinking at. All I'd be a good what? 323 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,440 Red. No, you'd be a good Riddler. 324 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:55,960 You'd never get a mask for. That be a fucking. 325 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,360 I'd be bummed. Monogolich. 326 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,600 I'd be bummed you'd be fucking 2 Faith Robin. 327 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,600 Robin. Nope. 328 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,720 Nah. But you'd. 329 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,160 Be Robin like you wouldn't be, But you're not big enough to be 330 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,040 Batman. You're not jacked off. 331 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,480 I am Don would be. Well, I'll show you Alfred. 332 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,160 I'm not saying that you're not small enough. 333 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,800 Batman has to be so. I would get well for the roof. 334 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,800 No, you'd be to face you. Fuck I already said he just said 335 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,280 that. Don't worry, it was 7 seconds 336 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,200 ago. Yeah, busy cast name is Alfred. 337 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:29,400 You'd you'd be, yeah, to be for a good Alfred, Yeah. 338 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,120 I'm happy with that. Yeah. 339 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:36,840 Who'd the foster be? Mr. Gordon. 340 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:44,160 Sure, Gordon's on the decks doesn't hear the, but he's top 341 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:48,240 off my beats. Commission. 342 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,040 Can I, can I tell you something right now? 343 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,280 We're going on a stag in about two days. 344 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,000 That man's going to let loose. I've, I've give, I've given 345 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,080 Portugal as a country a heads up. 346 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,240 The Fausties coming. He's going to find Madeline 347 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,520 McCann. And you know what The thing is? 348 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,400 Fausty? Crazy stag in my bag. 349 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,360 All time folks. I'm used on yours. 350 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,200 Wild stag. Excursion like 20 pounder pants 351 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:14,320 keep dancing off. Now, the thing about Fausty is 352 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,160 false Man hasn't seen the sun in a while and that's dangerous. 353 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,600 See, if he'd been away on the holiday like a month or two ago, 354 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,560 I would have no reservations. But it's like. 355 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,080 Do you burn Fausty? No, it's not sorry. 356 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,880 It's not that he's seen. What I mean is he's ready for 357 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,120 this slide, you know what I mean? 358 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,840 He's a solar powered party machine. 359 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,320 Yeah, he's never gonna. He's not going to see this on 360 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,240 the whole trip. Yeah, just right. 361 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,040 And also what me and him have cleverly done, booked their own 362 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,080 rooms. Yeah, you're sharing with two 363 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,960 other people on a stag day. Fucking fuck off. 364 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:48,440 Now here's the reason why We've got like a nice place and I've 365 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,680 shared with these boys before, no problem, no problem. 366 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,920 It was anybody else who wouldn't do. 367 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,840 It you're sharing me, No, I wouldn't share with. 368 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,040 You that backfire. I already said no, I wouldn't 369 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,520 share with you SO. I'm going for a lads weekend at 370 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,960 the end of the month and I'm sharing a room with my oldest 371 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:03,840 friend. Have you? 372 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,440 Been the last weekend with. The lads. 373 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,880 What are you going? On Cork, I mean the lads going 374 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,400 to Cork, they're going for three days, I'm going for two, which 375 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,040 is responsible on my on my part, but the idea of sharing a room 376 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,119 with my oldest living friend. He's so sorry. 377 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,560 Yeah, he will leave the end of the weekend. 378 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,839 I'm fucking slab away when you shade. 379 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,200 What's going to be on the cart? Paints, I think, right, it's 380 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,080 paints, but they're also they're like, I mean, not to make a 381 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,640 difference between comedians and civilians, but they're most 382 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,360 civilian friends, so they're not as mental can. 383 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,400 I say this, I hate the term civilian people who won't talk 384 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,840 about fingering in front of a crowd. 385 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,440 Sorry, you're right, moguls. You have moguls, Smuggles is 386 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,360 better. Can I ask something related? 387 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,240 Thoughts on Bieber's Crucchell performance? 388 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,240 I liked it. I liked it. 389 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,640 You know what he did. So you get obviously, like for 390 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,320 him, the headline Coachella has not been turned in year years. 391 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,920 Like, yeah, 10 years maybe. Yeah, once all the deadly stuff 392 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,240 came out, he kind of went. And there's Michelle, because, 393 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,240 you know, he got tortured. Like I was bounded by. 394 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,720 So he headlines Coachella and he comes out. 395 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,880 First half of the set. He's just doing like new music 396 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,800 from his latest album, which was called Swag, and everyone's gone 397 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,520 this shit myth. Then he just gets a laptop but 398 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,920 sits down behind it. Starts his name in the Epstein 399 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,880 files. Well, goes goes on YouTube, puts 400 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,000 his own name in and just starts like being like, what do you 401 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 want? And they're like, and he's 402 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,800 literally like, but he has YouTube playing in the 403 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,000 background like the song, so he's just singing over the top 404 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,880 of it and it's so that. Works. 405 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,160 Here it was unbelievable. That's like going to a party at 406 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,400 his house. Yeah, there is one second where 407 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,160 he's like, you guys ready? And there's, like, Wi-Fi shaking 408 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,440 here. Hang on, You'll love us. 409 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:58,440 You'll love the guest Coachella 1 all cops is that the eggs are 410 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,440 three just have to say. It here's no. 411 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,600 Halfway 30 just starts playing minesweeper. 412 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,200 Hang on, but. He led he was literally like 413 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,560 doing real quick, like just at a house party, just some guy, but 414 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,200 he's headlining Coachelle and he's like, remember this one? 415 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,280 This was class one that never get this we version of it. 416 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,440 But apparently because we sort of watched a bit of it, we were 417 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,040 away. And then apparently it was 418 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,600 because he didn't have to pay his record label a certain 419 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,080 amount of. Money. 420 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,920 I don't know how true that is. I've heard that because he sold 421 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,200 that catalog. Yeah. 422 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,680 I don't know how true it is, Right? 423 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,000 I don't know. But that's the thing. 424 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,480 Lauryn Hill has to do weird versions of her songs because 425 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,240 she sold her. She doesn't own the rights to 426 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,040 it, so she can't do her songs. Properly well they don't think 427 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,240 Taylor Swift did as well she. Got the Taylor version? 428 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,280 She sold the Scooter Braun, but the right right Bieber's 429 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,720 manager. I don't like him. 430 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,560 Called Scooter. How could you like a guy called? 431 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,880 Scooter, this guy's what's the second name? 432 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,240 Braun. Scooter Braun. 433 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,800 That's a made-up name. Like I mean, that's like 434 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,400 somebody's going, I want to pick my own name. 435 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,480 Scooter coming? Imagine your Mrs. leaves you for 436 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,440 Scooter. I'm with Scooter now and you 437 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,480 have to go. You have to. 438 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,920 You have to fucking parent teachers even. 439 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,760 Nice to meet you, Mr. Scooter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck up. 440 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,080 Hello, I'd be going to call out a scooter and then I'd show him 441 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:11,000 a diarrhea. It's a no. 442 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:14,560 It's oh, sorry diary, how to get that wrong? 443 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:19,040 Real name Scott Samuel Brown. Oh you fucking runt going to 444 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,920 scooter? Yeah, pleb. 445 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,000 By the way, no one ever called him it, but he walk around 446 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,280 going, you know what they're calling me? 447 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,240 For say is it cool if scooter comes around? 448 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,280 No. Absolutely yes. 449 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,440 Scooters not come around, scooter can drop stuff off. 450 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,040 Yeah, yeah. Scooter. 451 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,640 But if Scooter tries to come into the house, you're like 452 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,920 nights over. The only reason you can be 453 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,440 called Scooter is if that's your method of delivery. 454 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,960 Yeah, that's the only reason It's OK. 455 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,600 Yeah. Yes. 456 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,120 In fact, no, it has to be. You have a Harley-Davidson and 457 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,640 ironically. You're called. 458 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,320 You're called scooters, Yes, Yes. 459 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,120 But if yeah, if you turn up on a scooter, that's like fucking you 460 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,480 being called Carr Thompson. Yeah, if you're signing legal. 461 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:59,600 You should be called Scooter. If you're disabled, mobility, if 462 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,480 you're signing legal documents with the name Scooter, fuck off 463 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,040 like. Here, can you call me Scoot? 464 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,920 Can you tell everybody speaking mobility, like the way you have 465 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:11,680 to drive now? He's been cocked so bad. 466 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,720 Driving this is 10 out of 10. They've made if you have a 467 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,960 mobile Motability car and you're under 30, you have to install a 468 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:22,040 black box and there's an app on my phone that just corrects my 469 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,440 driving and scores it on every journey. 470 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,520 He's been laughing at us for so long. 471 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,920 Anything happens to my car, I just give it back and they sort 472 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,240 it. So you know yesterday like 10s 473 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,640 of 2 the whole way. What happens if you're? 474 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,400 If you're? If you're not within the 475 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,800 parameter. Electric shock. 476 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,840 Take one of your euthanize, take one of your fingers, which you'd 477 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:44,800 be fine for five times and then after that I'm in trouble but 478 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,800 like. Is the drive. 479 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,640 In the red and if you're. Imagine the drive properly. 480 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,680 Imagine having to do all the stuff you learn your text. 481 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,000 Do you know what it's like? It's like having your MA in the 482 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 car with you at all times. Which must be nice for you. 483 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,320 You're mad time before you can learn to drive. 484 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,680 Or do you know? He has to listen. 485 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,240 This nerd has to go round roundabouts in second gear. 486 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:19,280 No, no, she was in the she was in the car once before she drive 487 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,800 before she died and I never crashed again. 488 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:28,560 I whatever our three-point Willy, he has to reverse the 489 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,280 parking spaces. Look before indicate and 490 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:38,240 Thompson look. We can't do Chinese and drive. 491 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,720 Only a food breaks the 2 second rule tops. 492 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,480 He has to see. I'll stop. 493 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,200 Like listen live well. Hazard perception. 494 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:55,360 By green cross code at. One point he's like, did you get 495 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,240 my tags? I went. 496 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,240 I can't look at my phone. I'm driving. 497 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,160 I'm gonna keep the radio below 10 times. 498 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:13,880 I'll arrive alive, Tom. Oh. 499 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,880 Driving sober low. Big Monday 28 and 30. 500 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,240 I actually did, because if you go one over it scores you down. 501 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,160 You're kidding me, I swear to fuck. 502 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,320 And what happens with the technical of you if you keep 503 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,240 you're being? Chased by the Yukuza. 504 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,840 You may do it safely. They're ramming me and all them 505 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,200 yo-yo. Indicators. 506 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,560 They so it scores in the red. If you're in the red two weeks 507 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:45,200 in the row take car back. If you're in the green you get a 508 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:53,080 verger for Ali does those. Show and you get the park real 509 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,440 close to JJB as well. JJB. 510 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:01,160 The car goes back 20 years. You get yet you get a You get a 511 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,160 good voucher for Woolworths. You'll buy yourself some plain 512 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,360 souls and JJB, will you? We're going to eat. 513 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,000 Don't be spending that all in GameStop now. 514 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,440 JJB. Driving to save you all the way 515 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,640 to crazy prices. So I'm doing 12. 516 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,480 I'm going. Off shoes. 517 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,120 I want you to come around here and fuck me. 518 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,000 She looks at the blind and he's coming up a straight like that. 519 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:29,320 Better safe than tomorrow, and I've used an indicator that's a 520 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,320 possible test. It's all right. 521 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,880 It's. Fucking shite like. 522 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,200 That is funny. I didn't realize how bad it 523 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,760 honestly. I can't believe how how juvenile 524 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:47,840 he has to drive more imagine. Oh dude, we can do so much fun 525 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,760 stuff driving. My score is sitting in a solid 526 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,920 85. Unlike your speed limit. 527 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,280 It's a solid 15. It's shy too because there's 528 00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,320 been times the road ahead of me is clear but it's a 30 so 529 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,160 there's just traffic all behind me while I'm doing the limit. 530 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,080 Do you have to take the black box out? 531 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,400 No, it's if you do they take the car off. 532 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,760 You have to put it in but six more months. 533 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,040 Then Django is a Freeman. Why? 534 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,520 It's only for six months. Because I'm 30 then it's for 535 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,760 under. 30 Oh, is that what you drive? 536 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,040 Listen, Jung. You always should do status. 537 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,120 We black box and go reckon and then put it back yes. 538 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,520 Like you know those guys that take the license plate off 539 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,280 fucking speed cameras. So there's like a bunch of 540 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,960 people have done over the years. They take the license plate off 541 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,400 the speed camera van, put it in the back of their own car, and 542 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,440 then just go fucking and then put it back on like. 543 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:48,840 It's fucking so shite and it doesn't monitor properly. 544 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,960 What is it? We're going down South? 545 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,320 Or is this just your way of getting out of? 546 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,600 You have to notify them if you're going down South, which 547 00:25:54,600 --> 00:26:00,200 you shouldn't know anyway. So if you're doing all sex, you 548 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,480 have to tell the mobility people. 549 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,280 Yeah, all ahead of me is to go up to do that you. 550 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:10,560 Have to go down to 1:50. Look behind the middle. 551 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,520 So is that true? You have to like if you're 552 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,840 planning to go to Dublin, you, I, I'm going to do and they have 553 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,120 to sign off this. Yeah, that's sad, man. 554 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,480 It's a Corwellian state. Maybe you have a free car. 555 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,480 You have a free car and I pay for it with my legs and you're 556 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,360 alright. You have a free car. 557 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,560 I'm in pain all the time. What is this? 558 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,200 How do we get the? Shoes like you're all right we. 559 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,200 Have a free car, I'm sore. You limp a wee bit when you 560 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,080 don't do your yoga. You're all right mate, you're a 561 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,560 free car. I am in pain constantly. 562 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,040 Suck my Dick. You're not. 563 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,680 I'm sore now. I'm listening to you talk shit. 564 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,600 Not in pain. Also your nose keeps poking me 565 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,040 every time you turn around. Fucking hurts. 566 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,840 Daniel raging Viktor Orban. God, I said. 567 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,640 You fuming about that? He was cheated out of it. 568 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:01,400 Down spending all our little lazy boys money on the Hungarian 569 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,960 inquest into the into the voting. 570 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,000 Polls the most money ever made off podcast. 571 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:11,440 I thought we were killing do. You collect, I just throw it on 572 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,480 the pilot, you know? Yeah, the done the done dance 573 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,760 boy Orban dirty like they did. Say 3 times. 574 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,960 Fast The done dance boy Orban dirty. 575 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,400 The done dance boy Orban dirty. The done dance boy Orban dirty. 576 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,320 Well done, someone's doing their vocal warmups. 577 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,960 Big vector out of it like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 578 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,000 Was it. He's reading. 579 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,960 Like everyone's like yes, they got rid of him. 580 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,600 The guy that said after his way worse is. 581 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,000 That what's happening. He's more extreme. 582 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,960 It's not yes. I don't think he's more. 583 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,200 He's not yes, he's not yes. I'm just checking my tether. 584 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,760 Yeah, he's like do. You even know his name. 585 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,320 Yagi. Danny, Mr. It was close enough. 586 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,400 Yeah, isn't. It Margie, Margie. 587 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,160 Margie. So you don't know his name 588 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:52,920 either. Fold on. 589 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,320 Hold on. What did you say? 590 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,880 Vote off. But it didn't even make sense. 591 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,080 That's. Why we don't do politics involve 592 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,760 the 30 business? You're doing something mental 593 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,560 after these Dublin shows to go listen to what he's doing, to go 594 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,120 on the stack. 30 miles an hour with something. 595 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,960 Slow up playing down, folks. So we're in Dublin on the 596 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:29,600 Saturday night, he's flying 6:00 AM Belfast Sunday morning, 597 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,240 right? I'm going, man. 598 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,760 I'm doing Dublin Friday and Saturday at Olympia. 599 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,520 Just don't do Saturday, just do Friday. 600 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,080 I know he's got his own shoulder plug, but I go just do Friday, 601 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,600 go home Friday night, you've Saturday all to yourself and you 602 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,080 can get up early on Sunday morning and go to the airport. 603 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,200 Absolute sweet tickets to sell count, right? 604 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:54,240 What do you call me? So he is going to open for me at 605 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,000 The Olympian. I was like sweet, sweet tickets. 606 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,360 So he's going to open for me at The Olympian Saturday night and 607 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:09,240 then he's going to have to get a train to Belfast, get a taxi 608 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,640 back to his house, get up, which is probably going to get you 609 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,400 home at like 1. Oh, I'm. 610 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,240 Going to leave after my set. I'll get me home about 12:00. 611 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,360 I'd say later. The last three in. 612 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,520 Dublin 11. No, there's no 11 I. 613 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,800 Think it's like 9. Yeah, it's earlier than you 614 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,600 think. Either way, I'll be thank you 615 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,600 for transient enough for Don night. 616 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,520 Oh. So he's going to, he's going to 617 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,320 do this at an Olympia, Get a walk to the train station, get 618 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,480 the tree. Yeah. 619 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:48,200 Penguin March. Get all the way home, get up at 620 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,440 3, probably get like 2 hours sleep. 621 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,840 Get up at like 3:00 AM, go to the airport. 622 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,640 Also trains go but 70 miles you'll be not even know it's hit 623 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,800 you. Go to hyperspace. 624 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,600 So what do you think you should just not do the Dublin show? 625 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,600 I want him to do it. I don't want him to be losing 626 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,160 the whole night's sleep. 8:50 looks like is the last train. 627 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,960 And the nine? What time's your Dublin show? 628 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,800 It starts at half seven. Gift, gift. 629 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,200 How far was the Olympia of the train station? 630 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:23,240 I reckon it's a 5th 25 minute walk. 631 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,320 Ubermet. 3 minutes. Do you get an Uber through 632 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,440 Dublin? Yeah, you're quicker. 633 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,080 Welcome. No, no, no, no, not me. 634 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,000 I walk at a rush hours piece so I'll get the Uber right. 635 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:38,000 You're going to Jackie Chances. Rush hour joke. 636 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,280 You're a cheeky Tucker, you. Because here's what's going to 637 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,960 happen. You're going to have no real 638 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,160 sleep and then you know you're going to do at the airport, 639 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,200 start drinking alcohol. Oh God, I'm going to be no sleep 640 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,320 and drinking on a stag day. No, you'll be. 641 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,760 Yeah, you'll be alright. There's a thing that was a thing 642 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,240 you can do to help you stay awake. 643 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,880 I'm sure you've heard of. What is it? 644 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,480 Cocaine do. You know why? 645 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,720 Because my wee friend, False. He's getting the same flight as 646 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,320 me and he's not doing it by himself. 647 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,600 No, he shouldn't be doing a flight by himself. 648 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,880 That's why I'm going up. I just will be, I've already 649 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,560 checked with false. You will be sitting separately 650 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,680 so you can get your we nap in on the plane. 651 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,600 Yeah. So you can get 2-3 hours sleep. 652 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,160 And the flights are at least for a few hours. 653 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,520 Fuck, I can't check in sleep by the pool. 654 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,000 Yeah. Have you we not by the pool? 655 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,000 Couple of services. German be fine, I've done. 656 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,840 Some Miguel's. Tell me, don't speak to me for 657 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,440 the first be won't be. Out how many days? 658 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,360 The stag 2 right? You'd be fine. 659 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,000 So I have AI have a 7:30 AM flight but from Dublin. 660 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,840 So me and my friend Andrew Reiner stay at the airport hotel 661 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,000 the 7:30 AM flight. I'm raging, I'm messing up party 662 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:51,440 bus, but he's having gluten. He's fucking mad. 663 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,800 The. Vengabus is late. 664 00:31:54,400 --> 00:32:01,160 The Vengabus is fucking crushed. The Vengabus is cancelled and 665 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,040 and he's getting compensated. It's hard to say. 666 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,440 I'm on one coffee a day at the minute so I'm going to have my 667 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,480 coffee when I arrive. Yeah, many pints you're going to 668 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,640 have on the stag. In total, in the 2 1/2 days, 669 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,480 probably 5 of SSE. The day after I go back, I 670 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,040 can't. No, you don't. 671 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,880 I've corked the day after, come back and SSE after that. 672 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,120 No you don't. Yes it do. 673 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,600 You don't. SSE is the Friday Corks of 674 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,040 Wednesday. It's quick. 675 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,720 Wednesday, Yeah. So the day after, come back of 676 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,000 court. You have a fucking couple. 677 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,880 Of but I don't. I don't really want to. 678 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,120 What everybody else is. Called. 679 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,520 I'm going to have a couple of wee drinks. 680 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,040 We drink or two in the afternoon, we drink or two in 681 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,560 the evening. That'll do me both days. 682 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,200 Wild stag What a stag young hearts run for. 683 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,520 Boys, I just don't love drinking alcohol. 684 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:48,880 I don't love it. Don't. 685 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,280 Go on the stag. What you're doing madder than 686 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,280 what he's doing, right? Yeah, thank you. 687 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,200 You go on a snack for two days and not drinking his way. 688 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,680 Madder than like fucking horses through life. 689 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,800 I respect what he's doing. Right. 690 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:02,720 See what? See. 691 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,840 On his deathbed at 35, Right, people, go fuck. 692 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,920 He was class on yours at 302 when we're already long dead. 693 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,200 You'd have no mates. She's like I'll major to 35. 694 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,760 Yes mate, I have fully Mickey. I get sciences come along. 695 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,360 Really. If I can hit 40, you can have 696 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,280 35. I get drunk on kinship. 697 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,920 Yeah, so Japanese. I'm I'll try out. 698 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,040 I'm tipsy on, friends with tipsy on. 699 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,840 Deals. So I'm, I'm, I'm having my fill 700 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,840 my cups full because it's not food. 701 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,480 You know what it is? Do you know what it is? 702 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,360 Hey, Brotherhood. That's enough for me. 703 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:39,800 You. Know what? 704 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,440 Weirdly, I'm inspired. Fucking right, I'm offered. 705 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,520 I have a hangover. What? 706 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,560 You have too much last night. Just too much. 707 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,880 Too much of a wholesome. Here we get the good night's 708 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,040 sleep and I'll just be swiping my card on a traffic Slovakian 709 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,200 woman. That's what I'll be doing. 710 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,480 Yes. Shrek, Lana. 711 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,560 I do want another dance. Bro, I'm training out there. 712 00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,120 I'm going to the gym right there. 713 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,040 I'm going to go for a run. Yeah, I'm going to do a 5K on 714 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,160 the stack. That's going to make me feel 715 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,000 good. I understand people might think 716 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,600 that's weird, but that's what makes me high. 717 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,639 First, let me know if you have any plans because I think me and 718 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:13,120 you might be together a lot. But I'll pay already. 719 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,560 But I'll be catching worms. See, when you wake up, I'm like, 720 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:20,480 it's worms. He makes us having a good time 721 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:20,920 though. He wants us. 722 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,280 There is nothing better than when I watch. 723 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,480 When I watch friends have a good time. 724 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,360 There is something better. Having a good time. 725 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,239 But I'm having a good time. You cocking yourself with a good 726 00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:31,760 Why are you in the chair in the corner? 727 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,199 Why am I good time cock? Why? 728 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:34,880 Am I? You look at every black box on 729 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,480 my shoulder the whole trip. I've more than one. 730 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:43,800 Black boxes shoulder too. Her name's Crystal and I'm 731 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,560 taking her away from all this. She thinks it's him about you. 732 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,120 Well live life in the 40 mile an hour land. 733 00:34:54,600 --> 00:35:02,000 Life in the slow lane. You got a slow car. 734 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:12,800 Stay within the limit. Take it slightly below the limit 735 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,680 one more time. What's your favorite movie? 736 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,880 Not so fast. I'd keep. 737 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,960 No, it didn't work. I was I was trying fast and. 738 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,280 Furious couldn't think about the work. 739 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,560 I'm not a thesaurus like my fault. 740 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:39,160 I, you know what I just got? You know what, where I'm at, I'm 741 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,040 not trying to act like I'm going to have a load of pints. 742 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,120 I'm throwing it out there and boys, this is me. 743 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,400 But what is me? But what if what if say for 744 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,960 example, I mean are you are you leaving the door open for 745 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,200 potentially loads of pints? Not low, no. 746 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,640 No. Say for example, you know, 747 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,720 you're watching everybody have a good time, you're seeing all the 748 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,400 crack and you've seen you're seeing friendships be made for 749 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,960 that. You're seeing chips. 750 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,480 See if this is in forehead. The forehead. 751 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,200 I know see if this. Was the way you think yourself. 752 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,320 Fuck, I wish I could be. See if this was the week after 753 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,000 SSE, Definitely. But this is the culmination of 754 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,200 my tour. This is the one night. 755 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,240 This is the big show, and that's worth more to me. 756 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,080 That's worth more to me. It's the. 757 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,680 Main. Show you've done uploads of 758 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,680 times like to win doesn't matter second nature, do you know? 759 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,640 I need to be sharp, need to be on the game. 760 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,120 To be, I think, a couple of pints to loosen you up. 761 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,040 Listen, I'll drink it off the cameras. 762 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,720 I. Trust him, I need this. 763 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,920 Or maybe just do coke. Yeah. 764 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,000 Well, that's great, I'm thinking. 765 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,480 About a lot of there's nothing worse, the party and the guy 766 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,280 who's just on. Right, right, right, right. 767 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,880 That's the worst guy to play. Actually, the size that knows, 768 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,120 but only for anybody else. I'm sorry. 769 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,960 I didn't mean that. It was just it was right there 770 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,880 and I couldn't not do it. I'm really sorry. 771 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,200 Much like cake and pizza and all those things that I put in my 772 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,480 body as a means. Thank you for the opportunity 773 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,480 for letting me do this podcast. You really pay my car off. 774 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,400 Thank you. Like fucking. 775 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,160 Can you imagine him, uncle? I don't think what's he'd be 776 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,040 shadow boxing and. Julie I become Patrick Bateman. 777 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,240 American Cycle. Yeah, you would. 778 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,760 Yeah. You talking my ear off but Hugh 779 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,880 Lewis in the news but there. 'D be a super talent where you 780 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,880 would know where somebody's closer from without seeing the 781 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,200 label. Yeah. 782 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,040 You like River Island? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 783 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,240 I love, I love 2 pank bitchy shame. 784 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,160 Yeah, that's my favorite when someone's being. 785 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,480 Chicken. He just goes fish. 786 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,040 That's my favorite. I won't. 787 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,600 I've never been stoned with you. I'd love to do that Do. 788 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,960 You know what? I just giggle. 789 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,720 I just haven't. No, no, he went so you're 790 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:38,520 fucking 3 deep and then decides to start in healing, so he's 791 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,640 daily and you're in the fucking nether realm with sub zero. 792 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,120 He's like, isn't this funny? And I'm like, everyone's 793 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,840 listening to everything. We told you about the Do we tell 794 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,720 us and lazy boys about the the Uber driving from Somali? 795 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:53,480 Yeah. What is it? 796 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,800 All right. He's taking us back to Somalia 797 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,360 here and I didn't hear him say he's from Somali. 798 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,440 And Willie was like, Willie, literally no Willie out loud 799 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,040 when whoa, she what the fuck? And I was like, there was a bit 800 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,880 you missed there. Last time I got stoned I tried 801 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,080 to take the word floor out and 1st like about 20 minutes I was 802 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,440 like I don't know how to spell that word anymore. 803 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,440 When read the word floor have. You been off the edibles? 804 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,480 I but I got some. Oh, just she didn't have any. 805 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,640 Smoky javelins of a friend of mine, Conor Keys and. 806 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,720 Under no pressure name. I know, but it's just it's the 807 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,320 ledges know how strong it was, right? 808 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,840 I can't take his weight. It's about 3 or 4 talks of it. 809 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,840 When was this? About 2-3 weeks ago. 810 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,480 Right. No, it's like smoking McKenzie. 811 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,560 We're all drinking pints and he's on straight Rocky, right? 812 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,000 That's what's. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 813 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,120 It's it's, it's not, it's not doable like. 814 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,440 His weed makes me go that with this should be illegal like this 815 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,000 is bad for the people. Yeah. 816 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,040 But I was trying to tax them being like me. 817 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,000 I think I need to lay on the floor. 818 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,720 And then I saw the word floor and I was going floor blue. 819 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,400 Why is it too old? Isn't it you're supposed to be 820 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,080 too old? I'm looking at the autocorrect. 821 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,440 My phone flow flow blue and said that for about I would say 35 822 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,920 minutes right until I said inside ground. 823 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,760 Now you've been you. Look, you. 824 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,040 Look fresh. I don't feel it. 825 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,480 Have you not been being fresh? No, I've been drinking my fuck. 826 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,240 All right. It's a good weather. 827 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,720 It's. Rim. 828 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,120 Feel like you were doing it winter. 829 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,160 I know it's because it was SAD in the winter. 830 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,960 I'm glad there's quarter. Drain when there's weather, 831 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,560 yeah. Yeah. 832 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,040 Soon, as soon as I see Frank Mitchell, I go. 833 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,120 Fucking what did you have last night? 834 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,920 I was drinking last night, was drinking no a drink Saturday 835 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,440 night, OK? Talk us through it. 836 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,040 So Saturday night I was watching the boxing. 837 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,480 Yeah, me too, right? Here there's the only thing I'll 838 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,080 say about it because loads of listeners and him won't enjoy 839 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,520 this fury look good. If you're a good that first 840 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:52,080 fight between. I only watch Ben and. 841 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:56,360 The first fight was amazing but I Yep started having we drinks, 842 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,200 watching the boxing and then what? 843 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,320 Are we starting with? What are? 844 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,440 We I was drinking whiskey and coke, so it makers mark lovely 845 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,720 whiskey where we coke and then I got Getty because I was drinking 846 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,920 I was texting reward friend of ours used to stand up. 847 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,680 Talking about stuff and I was like, and then I was like, I'm 848 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,440 having a one, I'm I'm out in the house and I just sort of 849 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:16,840 FaceTime my mates from the kitchen. 850 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,400 And then I was like, fuck, I forgot to watch the boxing. 851 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,040 Just started watching the boxing again. 852 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,440 And then I was about to go to bed at 3:00, maybe 3:30 in the 853 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,520 morning. My mate and his wife had been 854 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,600 out FaceTime me when they got home and I was like, well, I may 855 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,480 as well drink these beers too. And then I went to bed at 7:00 856 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,360 and I've been hanging ever since. 857 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,320 I'm out in the house. Yeah. 858 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,080 Do you ever go out in the house? Does this issue we're going 859 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,360 funeral night into the lazy Bush group? 860 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,720 Yeah, yeah, Julian sounds trying to rationalize themselves that 861 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,160 he's doing all right. Oh yeah, it's it's obviously an 862 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,520 alcoholic saying I'm not, but. Like, are you holding up well, 863 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,480 Junior? I'm out. 864 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,520 I'm still in the embassy, but I'm out, yeah. 865 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,320 I'd love it. Do you ever just get drunk in 866 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,000 the house? I love it. 867 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,960 It's the best. Correct. 868 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,160 I live with two grandparents. No, I get drunk in the house and 869 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,280 I just have to watch my nanny thinking ITV dramas fucking 870 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,000 slop. Right can. 871 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,440 You believe he's the murderer? Yeah. 872 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,120 It's yeah. You know, it's really good maps. 873 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,800 What's that? My the first sight. 874 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,240 My wife watches it. I'm hooked up. 875 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,960 Do you know what I'm good at? Just spotting who's going to be 876 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:17,600 trouble on that. You're all they're the worst 877 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,720 people. I the first time I hear because 878 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,600 I'm listening to it but not watching, I'm somewhere else and 879 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,560 I go that person to problem. It's all, it's the, it's the 880 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,920 most brain rotty TV show of all time because it just constantly 881 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,800 shows you things like previews, things like it's going to be a 882 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,840 real kick off. All those shows. 883 00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,440 Yeah, and then there's no real kick off, but then it'll show 884 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,600 you next week on Maths and you're like off should be a kick 885 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,400 off. I'm fucking hooked. 886 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,920 I don't know anybody's names. I've given them all nicknames 887 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,000 and it's just a couple, so I've nicknamed the couple. 888 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,760 So there's squishy face, fact hits. 889 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,520 And then there's Stella. I love her, she's lovely. 890 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,600 And then there's Gnomeo and Juliet, because she's called 891 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,960 Juliet. I do know her name but I can't 892 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,400 remember his name. So no mail there's then there's 893 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,200 the Dead Sea and the black fella. 894 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,200 I think that's all it's left. No. 895 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,320 Can I tell you right wing Captain America? 896 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,560 He was a character in US. What? 897 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,200 There was a guy who was really right wing. 898 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,040 He wanted his misses to be like a submissive woman and kept 899 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,240 saying the words submissive. I was obviously read a book 900 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,160 where if he was talking, he would go William Elect what you 901 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,920 talk about William. Like he keeps saying people's 902 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,240 names to them. And I got guys a fucking firm 903 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,320 handshake. Yeah, yeah. 904 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,640 But in Great Neck do we've heard him. 905 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,960 I do hate a very firm handshake. Yeah. 906 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,880 Joe When people like. Do you, William? 907 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,160 William. Good to see you, William. 908 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:33,960 Yeah. William. 909 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,200 William. How you doing? 910 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,800 William I. Hate that? 911 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,920 I really. Do see when you said no, us 912 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,360 saying that will trigger people to go, well, a firm handshake is 913 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,920 a sign of respect. And it's like there's a 914 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,520 difference in like a a a you don't want a weak hand. 915 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,040 There's a difference in a firm handshake. 916 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,200 And I've read this in a book and I'm going to try and assert some 917 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,240 sort of dominance here. Yeah. 918 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,280 It's like, you know, those people who say, oh, I just don't 919 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:58,640 have a filter and you're like, have one. 920 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,960 Yes, yeah. I just say whatever. 921 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,920 I just say some people can't take me because you're a cunt. 922 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,920 For some reason I always think it's someone from the North 923 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,360 Coast as well so I just don't have a filter. 924 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,240 I just have said the way say it. Filter my fish tag stink don't 925 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,880 have a filter. Do you ever have a spot when 926 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,520 someone goes you big spot, you're like a fucking open. 927 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,360 Feel it. Yeah, just let me not think 928 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:16,920 about it. I don't. 929 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,280 Have a filter? You don't have manners. 930 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,640 Yeah, that's exactly it. Yeah, I like it. 931 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,920 Which? Make of a man. 932 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,840 The Dove. I don't watch programs, but I've 933 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,640 been watching a program program. I don't really watch TV much at 934 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,000 all but I just watched last one. Last, honestly, I imagine you 935 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,400 sit in a room staring at a wall for two hours and go to bed. 936 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,360 Who doesn't love staring at walls? 937 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,560 You haven't hit 30th. Yeah, you haven't hit it, man. 938 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,480 The moment you just look at a wall and you go fuck, What's me 939 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,760 for the day we're that's doing nothing. 940 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,120 Yeah, you're doing nothing. Class. 941 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,680 It's man. I swear to God, it'll happen to 942 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,000 you one day. You'll be just. 943 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,800 You'll drift off, spot a wall and go. 944 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,080 I haven't thought for four hours. 945 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,880 Yeah, I love being this age. Genuinely OK, but last one 946 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,440 laugh. So watch the most recent series 947 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,240 and then we're going back to watch series one. 948 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,480 This is the UK one, Yeah, Someone looks funny. 949 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,760 Someone that isn't. I so I love the first series and 950 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,120 then the second series. I watched it as if I was honest, 951 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,480 trying not to laugh. Very hard to do. 952 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,320 Very, very hard to. Do does it seem like the first 953 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,800 one worked and they were like get the second one? 954 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,480 I mean like they're, they're just trying. 955 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,560 To see the set pieces would never make me laugh. 956 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,600 It's the little aside conversations, you know, when 957 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,160 they're really trying, you're, you're like on your game, I 958 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,160 think. It's one of those things as well 959 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,760 where because in each series that there's somebody we've met. 960 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,400 Yeah. Yeah. 961 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,000 So you find yourself going, oh, I know how hard that's going to 962 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,440 be for him. Yeah, yeah. 963 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,200 Yeah, you know what I mean? Like how Sam Campbell got 964 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,800 through the second series without cracking a fucking 965 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,480 smile. I know is astounding. 966 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,240 I. Thought he'd be really good at 967 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,000 us. He's brilliant. 968 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,520 He was pretty good at he too. Good like, so funny, Phenomenal 969 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,160 like. Do you know what was the best 970 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,040 thing in that series? The ladies that came in to be 971 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,400 the, like, therapists? Yeah. 972 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,000 They just came to the hole, the wall. 973 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,200 Yeah. And they were like, do you 974 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,440 consider yourself a pervert? The Ramesh. 975 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,400 And he was in between them. I don't know how that would have 976 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,480 got me like. When when we almost eventually 977 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,560 got caught when Jimmy cars in a glory hole in the cupboard. 978 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,800 That spoilers, I was fucking dying. 979 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,680 We unexpected things there or slapstick would get me. 980 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,680 Because there's, I watched the Australian one and there's, 981 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,920 there's a few attempts in that of people trying to be so weird 982 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,760 that it's funny. Is that so weird, Simon? 983 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,240 Just like took a bath of milk. Yeah, it was all weird so that. 984 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,680 Would that shit would get me? Because I'm like, what do you 985 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,640 do? But I I think in that 986 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,080 circumstance it would annoy me because I'd be like, I know 987 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,160 you're trying to make me laugh and the attempt was upsetting me 988 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,560 more than the actual. Yes, same. 989 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,960 You know what I mean? Yeah, I know, I know because 990 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,720 we've been asked about this a few different podcasts. 991 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,120 If we had a Northern Irish 1 of this right I would I would be 992 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,360 out first and it'll be something I've done. 993 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,880 Yeah, yeah. I would walk in, try to make 994 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,400 someone else laugh. See, I'd laugh and. 995 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:53,160 You're very stubborn, so I think you would really try to not make 996 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,200 yourself laugh more than anyone. Yeah. 997 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,040 And that then in turn leaves you way more open to laugh. 998 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,400 I think I would be good at the side conference because I'm very 999 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,200 good at damp on saying something mental. 1000 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,880 I think the last two would be you and McCartney. 1001 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,600 It would boil down to the last. McCartney. 1002 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,840 I would say McCartney would beat me and then there's times I have 1003 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,680 got him. But George, make Mark McCartney 1004 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,640 laugh. You're feeling really proud of 1005 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,400 yourself. Yeah, but that's what like when 1006 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,960 I make him laugh. It's never been, it's never been 1007 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,880 through trying to make him laugh. 1008 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,120 It's always been like a side comment that cracks him up. 1009 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,760 McCartney would be really good at it. 1010 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,480 Get us would be good at it. Get us We got it. 1011 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,000 McCann for the fucking door. Yeah. 1012 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,520 OK, so here's a bag. He's gone. 1013 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,200 Yeah, you've gone so quick. I'd be gone. 1014 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,960 I reckon Mccalla go at first, I go at second, you go at 3rd. 1015 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,720 Yeah, I agree. And then it'll be. 1016 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,840 It'll be in. Anyone. 1017 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,680 Fight that'll be in the 1st 7 minutes I'd say. 1018 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,920 Andrew Ram would win. Andrew do really well actually. 1019 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,200 He doesn't get jokes. I don't. 1020 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,760 I don't actually think I've ever seen him laugh. 1021 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,600 So he'd win. Jenkins season 2, but they all 1022 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,120 learned from season 1 so they like there was far less actual 1023 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,720 laughing. They're all just suppressing it 1024 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,160 the whole time where series 1 actually sort of late. 1025 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,840 Like they were happy to laugh at times. 1026 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,280 See the way they do like the faces like Mel Gedrick 1027 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,960 especially or whatever. I would have carted that as 1028 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,000 laughing. I see like that's been put. 1029 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,840 Out I think Bob did that in the first season and no one else 1030 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,960 really did and then everyone else would come into season 2 1031 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,400 and just. Taking that as the time we 1032 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,240 almost did the cookie monster joke, that was another 1033 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,720 phenomenal. What is that joke? 1034 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,560 So he basically his sort of it's not the. 1035 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,720 Show stopper as Joker the Joker. So like your set piece up on the 1036 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,800 stage? So was that he would go through 1037 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,880 the nicknames he was given in school, and one of them was 1038 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,360 Cookie Monster because of his lazy eye. 1039 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,840 And then he pulls a flip shirt up. 1040 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,080 There's a photo of the Cookie Monster. 1041 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,320 And then he pulls out a match, a matching giant cookie, and just 1042 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,920 stands beside us. And you're like. 1043 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:39,280 The only. The only. 1044 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,000 And then he makes them read out insults. 1045 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,160 Yeah, that he got in. School and you're like that's. 1046 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,400 Only thing is, I think as a stand up, if I felt like you 1047 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,800 were doing a bit of material from your show that wouldn't, 1048 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,600 you know what I mean? If I'm like, he's done this as a 1049 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,800 bit, I'm going to laugh. If you come up with an idea in 1050 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,960 your head and say like, I'll go, oh fuck, that's coming in 1051 00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,720 nowhere. That's really. 1052 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,920 Me, laughs be. I would probably do with Dave 1053 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,400 the Spanish English thing. Right. 1054 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,280 I'd be gone. I'd be fucking gone. 1055 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,680 I would do Edward Willie Hunt right, which is Edward says 1056 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,800 here, scissorhounds instead of razor blades still loose. 1057 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:16,480 Scissors. He's not, He's not Edward. 1058 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,360 Razor blade hands, but. It's it's four separate blades. 1059 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,280 Yeah, Edward Scissorhands, what's all out about? 1060 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,800 What's his? What's what's he guy do? 1061 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,040 But he has 47. Batman. 1062 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,920 He's not even a fucking bat. He's not. 1063 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:34,520 I was making a cricket joke. But we just come out as that guy 1064 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,160 just for. Dan Morgan doing the farting. 1065 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,680 Farting what he got? That was great. 1066 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,720 Like she was, really. Good. 1067 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,640 The worst thing, but it was I was watching that going. 1068 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,080 I had done a better job with the machine. 1069 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,080 Yes. She hers was I think was 1070 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,840 prerecorded, so she was trying. To but how she rehearsed that 1071 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,920 yeah and managed to get through it because if I if I hadn't done 1072 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,360 the same thing, I would have laughed at the anticipation of. 1073 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,080 There's a fart going here, yes. She must have battered that, 1074 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:58,880 yes, to be so dead. But it was. 1075 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,320 I thought it was great, yeah. I went to the cinema again. 1076 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,320 We're back, we're back in form. Went to see. 1077 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,840 Missed the movie because they're driving 30. 1078 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,560 We've got 2 LB off because I did that. 1079 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,640 Went to see California Scheming which is about two Scottish guys 1080 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,160 who pretend to be American to be rappers. 1081 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,560 Oh, is that the James McAvoy thing? 1082 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,560 Can. Take some really interest. 1083 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,000 So that is an unbelievable story. 1084 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,720 So they two rappers from Scotland who weren't getting 1085 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:28,400 anywhere, so they put on American accent and they ended 1086 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,440 up supporting D12, right. But but I heard that story years 1087 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:39,160 ago and I tried the option that to write a screenplay for it and 1088 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,160 we got like conversations with a few people and like, because I 1089 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,920 was like, this is a fucking humble. 1090 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,400 I just never been a film or ATV show and got down the line and 1091 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:52,440 then someone spoke to the group to get the original guys or 1092 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,640 whatever, and then they went. See, about six months ago or 1093 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,920 something, James McAvoy took that option. 1094 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,440 McAvoy beat me to it. That couldn't, was it? 1095 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,840 Documentary originally wasn't there. 1096 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,480 Yeah, documentary. Got it, Got it. 1097 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,560 I mean, it's a fine movie, but the story is. 1098 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,320 Fine as in. As in it was just fine. 1099 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,720 Fine, fine, really. Or definitely brilliant. 1100 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,560 It's totally. Not really. 1101 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,120 It's. That should be though. 1102 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,360 Yeah, so it's one of those like they they get signed and they 1103 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,200 record, they go down to London, record their first single, 1104 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,800 doesn't come out, but they record the first single. 1105 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,600 And then it's all about like fame. 1106 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,600 Fame just got to our heads. And we were drinking and I 1107 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,040 cheated on my girlfriend and I just lost my way. 1108 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,760 And you're like, you're in London a week. 1109 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,720 Right. You've lost the heads on a 1110 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,560 glorified fucking. But that is what happens when 1111 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,040 anybody from Scotland goes to London. 1112 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,400 Fucking burglars. Didn't they open for somebody 1113 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,040 D12? No, but it wasn't D12. 1114 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,480 I mean like way around the start where they put on the fake 1115 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,360 accents I think, and there was like record label bosses who saw 1116 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,640 them. But I think then off the back of 1117 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,880 all that they got D12. D12 is in the movie. 1118 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,640 Really. Not the actual D12, no. 1119 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,920 This was in a very serious movie. 1120 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,600 Me screaming, laughing because I was like, I know it's low 1121 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,560 budget, but the making people. Think for the for. 1122 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,520 As I get the 12, you might get someone who looks a bit, you 1123 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:13,840 know, looks a bit. Careful. 1124 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:20,280 They just went any 5 black lads about will be D12 proof. 1125 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,080 Looks about 57 now. You know what? 1126 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,760 You'll be D5 too. You know D12, you know how 1127 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,200 there's. 12 of them. There's six, but they have alter 1128 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,480 eagles they'll get. It well, that's funny. 1129 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,880 Well done. I also the worst of them. 1130 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,400 That's where Slim Shady comes from, because Eminem made the 1131 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,040 alter ego of Slim Shady to make it D12. 1132 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,280 Oh. So that's where that comes from. 1133 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,800 Bit of fan fiction for you folks right now. 1134 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,520 Love fiction? You just fucked me. 1135 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:50,120 Now you know how Proof talks. Yeah, you know how Proof talks 1136 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,320 in real life. Whereas it has a very Husky 1137 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,520 voice. It's like, I'm like, Proof come 1138 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,040 in like reindeer hooves and the movie. 1139 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,880 Holy fuck. In the end. 1140 00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,120 Paisley comes in and he's like, he's like checks out. 1141 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:09,680 Even though the neighbor by bad. The pro boys, I swear to God, 1142 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,920 they're like, oh, it's proof. He's like, what's up, 1143 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,200 motherfucker? They're crazy. 1144 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,960 I was like, he's blocking. I find this racist, you crazy 1145 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,760 motherfucker here kissing donk, kissing shit. 1146 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,720 And I was like, this is the word bizarre, who is about a six foot 1147 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,160 seven large black man. I'm taller than him. 1148 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,240 Right. He looks like me pre example I 1149 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,720 was screaming. It. 1150 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,160 Was it's an OK movie? That was my favorite bit. 1151 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,520 Just D12 are all about 70. So are we whispering in the 1152 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:41,960 class? Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1153 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,880 You tell the rest of the group, Yeah. 1154 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,360 So you can sort of say I said all of us, yeah. 1155 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,400 It's OK. I'm related. 1156 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,080 Then we thought software. Because Kanye Council Wireless, 1157 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,840 there's a lot of merch going free and I had a hook up on it 1158 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:58,000 and it was take it down and probably want to buy it at lower 1159 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,560 prices. And then he mustered to me say 1160 00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,200 guy, would he want it? No, obviously he doesn't. 1161 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:04,720 He's already got it. Yeah. 1162 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,480 Yeah, yeah, we need to go over to The Afters. 1163 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,680 That's what you're responding. T-shirt. 1164 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,640 Yeah, T-shirt. 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