1 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,920 Welcome to this week's episode, The Lease Boys podcast with me, 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,920 Mickey Bartlett. Me, she and Todd. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,680 Me, William Thompson. Willie T you. 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,600 Find more. For after that. 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,680 Yeah, you're in. Your Power Rangers jumper, you 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,480 look. Good, I love this. 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,760 He looks really cool. It is. 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,920 A fleece it's I believe so I wouldn't. 9 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,720 Be allowed to sweat. It's a bit totally, isn't it? 10 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,040 It is a bit totally. It's a totally sweat top. 11 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,160 You know, it's gets very I don't know, I've chosen summers day to 12 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,640 work like. But it's freeze, freeze. 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,600 We went to Halo. I'm looking. 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,960 At. To do that Marvel accent, I 15 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,240 don't know where. You're not just you do they die 16 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,840 Where's the weather? Watching camera, This one was 17 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,120 shot at myself going to you as though I'm not looking at you 18 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,160 wearing a high I. Think, I think when you see 19 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:48,040 someone with that hat, you just go into that mode of like. 20 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,200 Yeah, yeah, you know he's going to deliver bad news about spuds. 21 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,120 I do I. Do my eyes are down here? 22 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,560 Never said that before. And the wee Laker shoes, you 23 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,560 know. Like him? 24 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,200 Like him a lot. Yes. 25 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,040 They're lovely. There, No. 26 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,560 It is handy to clean up, Yeah. Easy to claim, yeah. 27 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,360 In a in a pair of liquor shoes like per Air Force ones healthy 28 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,320 to. Claim especially as I'm walking 29 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,640 them down a weed lane where I live. 30 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,040 Like what? Yeah, I was going to say, what 31 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,280 are you doing to get them dirty like? 32 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,080 Shouldn't hoops actually? Play straight football. 33 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,440 Walking from. The line until you do. 34 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:19,920 By the way, I don't. I know you don't. 35 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:20,920 You play basketball on the street. 36 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,840 Yeah, just a R.E.M, no net. High Oh, you rim. 37 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,200 Sorry. How was your basketball game 38 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,400 with your friends? Got reined off oh. 39 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,360 Dude, you didn't. Get to you, didn't get to go to 40 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,480 Spaz Jam. No, no I didn't. 41 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:43,320 I believe I can walk. You're a monster. 42 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,520 Was. It rained off. 43 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,720 Yeah, they get rained off. Yeah, I was waiting on someone 44 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,600 else. What does it sound? 45 00:01:55,600 --> 00:02:02,160 For our work, Kelly. Robert So it got rained off. 46 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,200 Fuck's sake, you never you'll never hoop in the NBA, brother. 47 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,080 I. Know man, I know man, I want to 48 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,440 play those Filipinos and some street court but couldn't 49 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,880 happen. So he's rearranging. 50 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,920 We are rearranging. There's group chat now, like 10 51 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,720 people in it. A bat. 52 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,520 Well, it was got hoop chat. What's it called? 53 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,320 You probably read. What it's called, I mean, 54 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:22,880 they're all just talking about gardening at a game. 55 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,720 That's so mean. They're all just talking about 56 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,880 gardening in it. But gardening, yeah. 57 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,200 You're in a chat with old boys, man, You know what I mean? 58 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,480 That's. How old are these guys? 59 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,520 Like a year older me. I can't find it now, but there 60 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,000 is a group chat. Your dad lies about how 61 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,960 basketball group chats. They go to different schools. 62 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Me, Michael Jordan, Shaq, Magic Johnson, we're all in there 63 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,040 like. Fuck Facebook's wipe the chat 64 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,040 foxy. It's too much. 65 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,600 It was too much for the. Boys. 66 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,480 Did you ever tell school lies? You remember lie, you told 67 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,800 Schooling. Yeah, straight away. 68 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,200 And the I would have spoke like. But I remember believing it. 69 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,720 So my dad came home drunk one night and we were like fucking 70 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,080 play a fight. And then I had boxing gloves on 71 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,480 and he. So my dad came home drunk every 72 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,720 night. And my dad. 73 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,600 Came home one night and. We were like fucking wrestling 74 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,640 you. You wrestle you. 75 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,840 Know what age not since the I. Was like, I was like 6. 76 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,520 Like, I mean, we still do it now, to be fair. 77 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,160 Oh, I thought you said you went on a night out. 78 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,760 Came back. Oh no no, my dad came back 79 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,160 blocked and I was about 7 and I remember. 80 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,960 Like, oh, it's a long walk, you aged, you're sexy. 81 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,240 I told you what happened today, so tell a story and then too. 82 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,480 Far. I've got a cracker later on, by 83 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,560 the way. Just keep it himself. 84 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:36,000 All right, Don't get any clips on me this week to talk one hand 85 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,000 your story, but your school like one big. 86 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,000 You keep a cracker here. Rely on big numbers Bartlett 87 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,520 here. All right. 88 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,600 Hi. You got me a spouse. 89 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,080 I didn't call you a spouse. You can't get it you. 90 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,000 Can't say I didn't and. Then get annoyed. 91 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,920 I'm like you don't do numbers. Like shut up. 92 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Don't do numbers. You do numbers, I do numbers, 93 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,400 you do. I know. 94 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,120 After three drinks, you always did you're. 95 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,080 Fucking right. I also, I know if you're right, 96 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,320 55318008 turn upside down, says Boobies. 97 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,560 Yeah, it does. It does, so I won't. 98 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,680 Be hard to do that. Yeah, no. 99 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,360 So my me and my dad were like carrying on and my dad were kind 100 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,880 that I'd knocked him out and I believed that I'd knocked him 101 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,840 out. And then I went into school and 102 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,280 I was like I'd knock me down. It was 7. 103 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,560 And straight away I was like, really is we fucking? 104 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,399 And I was being like, ah fuck that really was bullshit. 105 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:24,360 And I just said it out loud. I lied about seeing anyone who 106 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,720 was like, did you see this last night? 107 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,760 Like ATV show or movie? I'd have said I'd seen it and 108 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,880 then I didn't see it. Seriously. 109 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,640 Mental murders. Every time, yeah, I went, oh, do 110 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,960 you remember? When you went to school and talk 111 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,240 about heartbeat, do you ever do it? 112 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:37,760 No, London's burning. 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First purchase only the first 145 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,000 one. Don't be taking the hand of it, 146 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,440 just the first one. The details are in the podcast 147 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,680 description box below. Thank you silly. 148 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,360 Thank you silly. I never watch our big green 149 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,720 grass and. Then grass and heartbeat out. 150 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,360 What was he doing? They used to go down but. 151 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,760 He was almost like he was a dodgy guy with a heart of gold, 152 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,480 wouldn't he? Right. 153 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,720 He was like a like a like the dangle of heartbeat. 154 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,720 Was he a rogue? He was a rogue, but he was 155 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,520 always just a mover in a share. He's like a bit of a Dale Boy 156 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,080 character. He never watched him talk his 157 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,120 heartbeat about, actually. Don't. 158 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,000 Are you a rogue? I wouldn't be a rogue. 159 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,000 I know I'd be a maverick. You look like a rogue. 160 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,120 I love it's the hat. I'd be a scamp. 161 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,080 More of a scamp on a rogue. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 162 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,720 You're a scallywag. You're a scallywag. 163 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,800 I'd be you're You're a wee skitter. 164 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,840 Yeah, I know. I'd be a rogue. 165 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,720 You think you're a rogue? Yeah, I don't. 166 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,920 Think you're a rogue? You're not. 167 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,560 I don't think I think scallywags out you. 168 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,880 Don't know what's not roguish about me. 169 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,440 That big yellow jumper? Your word very on. 170 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,400 Rogues or yellows or rose colour. 171 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,880 Right, you. I wouldn't say yellows or rose 172 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,080 colour, would you? Say it's a rogue colour. 173 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,000 Yeah, it. Couldn't be further from a rogue 174 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:07,960 colour. Burgundy's Rogue. 175 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,640 Colour Burgundy is a rose colour. 176 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,680 Burgundy is a rogue colour. Burgundy is a rogue. 177 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,360 Colour is a rose colour mauve. The House of Rogue flag is 178 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,400 burgundy. Yeah. 179 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,320 Yeah. OK. 180 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,720 I'll give you that then. Yellow is. 181 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,880 I think a rogue what could be up could be up there. 182 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,760 Hang on, sorry, hang on and swap. 183 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,200 Bright. Special colours. 184 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,840 I wasn't going to say that. I found him Mr. Trumbull would 185 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,960 wear that I. Wasn't I wasn't going to. 186 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,160 Say that I love Mr. Trumbull. You sign basketball I. 187 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,280 Just wanted Mr. Trumbull in basketball. 188 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:45,280 It's a 3 pointer. I guess white man can jump 3 189 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,760 pointer. You sign Kobe. 190 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,120 Rest in peace. I always forget he's dead. 191 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,600 Don't you? Dare. 192 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,080 He'll never die. No, he won't. 193 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,080 He can't kill the idea. I just had the idea of of Mr. 194 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,360 Tumble delivering A eulogy at Kobe Bryant's funeral. 195 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,040 For some reason the way he delivers. 196 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,840 It Do you reckon he came up with the two years like Tumbled scare 197 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:16,720 me like Batman? That's why I came up with the 198 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,840 whole thing. I want to put fear in the hearts 199 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:23,040 of my enemies. Like he fell into play areas. 200 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,240 Yeah, people just tumbled over the. 201 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,760 Night is darkest just before the dawn. 202 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:38,039 Where are the other drugs going? Swear to me, don't know what 203 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,799 that accent was at all. That was a minion. 204 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:42,520 Swear to me, yeah, that was a minion Who? 205 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,240 Also, yes, the Dominions could do. 206 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,880 Like we minion. I would be a minion. 207 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,400 Yeah, but you're not not a cartoon minion. 208 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,400 I mean if the general term of a minion. 209 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,240 Yes, you're on the House of Minion. 210 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,120 I'd work as an underling for like a bad guy. 211 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,280 No, you look like you're an underling for a minion. 212 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,280 So I'm not even I'm an underlings underling. 213 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,960 I'm the underlings can. You please stop speaking 214 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,800 Spanish. No way. 215 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,720 There's comedians. Comedian. 216 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,760 I'm an underlings. Underling. 217 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,720 Yes, that's a good underling. Yes. 218 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,240 Or scallywag. Scally. 219 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,880 OK, I'll take Scallywag. A rogue looks like you could 220 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,800 like he's probably in the public. 221 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,720 I smokes indoors, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm a rogue with. 222 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,120 It no no UV up on planes. That you're not. 223 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,240 Yeah. You're a bit too fresh 224 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:28,160 sometimes. Too honest to be a rogue, yes. 225 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,120 OK, far. Yeah. 226 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,320 Far I'm honest to a fault. Yes, yes, absolutely. 227 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,920 If anything, you're too nice. I'm too. 228 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,560 I'm too. Honest. 229 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:38,880 Yeah, too honest. Can we say shout out to Ravi 230 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,280 Shankar? Turns out we bought down but a 231 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,720 picture of the wrong Ravi Shankar. 232 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,120 Everyone's assuming it's the wrong Ravi. 233 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,960 Shit is Wallace and Gromit movie ever. 234 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,200 Well, the real Ravi Shankar, please stand up for your 235 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,920 confirmation of what Ravi Shankar wrong this. 236 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,760 Is Ravi Shankar. He's just my new guru. 237 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,920 He's not a sitar player. It's just a guru I started 238 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:59,400 working with SO. He no, no that that. 239 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,400 Because his old guru was Ravi Hitler. 240 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,240 One week, Michael, just let's get through one week without 241 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:12,320 people. Don't forget you can wash your 242 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,280 hands. We can't wash your soul. 243 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,600 Then don't. Say as I love you, you're the 244 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,320 one who got angry at us for not knowing who Ravi Shankar is, and 245 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,640 that's very clear that you also don't. 246 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,560 Oh damn, they all look the same to me. 247 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,560 To be fair. Ravi Shankar. 248 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,960 He showed us that we all went There's Ravi Shankar. 249 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,440 That's a cheeky get to of that. He's a cheeky get, he's a cheeky 250 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,160 get. He's a rogue. 251 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,240 That's one of them. That's one up from all of us. 252 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of them. That's a cheeky. 253 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,600 A. Cheeky. 254 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,040 Get you'd be a cheeky get no. No, he's not. 255 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,440 I'm not a cheeky get. He's not I'm. 256 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:54,280 Cheeky get, not a good thing. It depends. 257 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,080 Cheeky get is when you've established the parameters of 258 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,720 what the joke about, and then you make a joke that's bang on 259 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:04,200 the money and you cheeky, yeah, cheeky get like no one's crossed 260 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,400 at a cheeky. Get cheeky. 261 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,000 Get absolutely a cheeky. Get I am absolutely a cheeky. 262 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,440 Get but it's but you're not playful. 263 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,440 I would say we're all cheeky gets. 264 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,360 I would say the three of us were cheeky gets like cheeky gets 265 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,600 for. Nothing but playful. 266 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,400 The world is my playground. I am a playful wee man. 267 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,480 I don't know. Did I not bring sunshine and 268 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,560 happiness wherever I. No, you walked in here that I 269 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:23,960 guess. Yeah. 270 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,120 You can turn it on when someone shouts action. 271 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of shouting action, I 272 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,880 was filming a thing this week. Oh, TV set. 273 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,360 You know what that's like? You've passed auditions. 274 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,400 Yes, yes, Yeah. Really interesting time. 275 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,040 And how? How? 276 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,560 Was that show? Because I'd imagine you 277 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,960 auditioned for it and got it. I tell you what happened, I 278 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,600 didn't even I was asked specifically to come in. 279 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,080 Wow, there's so many people would have. 280 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,840 Audition, get it? And. 281 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,840 They're doing, they come down with we played and go Michael. 282 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,040 Do it actually basically went we saw you on blue lights. 283 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,120 We loved you. Yeah. 284 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,200 Do you want to do this one as well? 285 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,960 And I'll see your. Session, I said look, I'll see 286 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,800 what the dairy looks like, 'cause I'm fucking flat out. 287 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,640 And obviously you audition for blue lights as well. 288 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,560 Folly didn't. Shut the front door. 289 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,360 Didn't audition for it at all. They just, they just said, come 290 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,360 on, you're down. There's a lot of money. 291 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,240 You must be really good. I meant to make a joke earlier 292 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,000 when you were telling me about it, and I said was your caterer. 293 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,120 And what did you say you have for lunch? 294 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,720 Jerk chicken. Yeah, you're on ice cream, jerk. 295 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,880 What do you what do you have for lunch on the set? 296 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:22,240 Humble pad. You make it yourself at home and 297 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:27,600 you're oven of failure. No, that's a cheeky get. 298 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:29,920 That is a cheeky. Get yeah, I said. 299 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:33,240 Oven dance hard. Just want to Joe that actually 300 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,000 Joe that actually is way off from. 301 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,040 Cheeky, I was below the. Belt, That's a bad bastard. 302 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,800 That's a bad bastard. I said no bad. 303 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,400 I'm not a bad bastard yet. No, that'll be. 304 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,640 That's a cheeky blurt. I'm a cheeky blurt. 305 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,480 Now see, if you are an animal, you're a bad bastard. 306 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,640 Like, yeah, bad bastard. Just want to hear an 307 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,200 embarrassing thing that happened to me although on. 308 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,800 The on the set. On the set, yeah. 309 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,960 So me and my actor for oh. Yeah, so the set is when you get 310 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,200 through the audition. See, when you watch TV shows, 311 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,680 usually we're on them. A set is where the TV show was 312 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,920 recorded before. So whenever you see that is not 313 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,680 real life, they're actually playing that back that's been 314 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:08,400 recorded previously. So I we were onset, you know 315 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,520 what you're saying? I know the lengo. 316 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,080 There's a lot of waiting around, you know what I mean? 317 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,360 You're there. You've learned your lines. 318 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,800 That's the words that people say Yeah. 319 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,800 And you're there and you're just kind of waiting around people 320 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,080 bringing your coffee. So I mean, you warm enough, Mr. 321 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,080 Bartlett, can you rub your feet some more, Mr. Bartlett? 322 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,560 The usual sort of stuff yes. I mean you're in that we what we 323 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,720 chair that says legend on the back of it yes. 324 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,080 They bring you your sunglasses and it's like it's like another 325 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,800 iced tea, cold lemonade. Doing anything have your. 326 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Choice of boy, yeah. Bring the boy in and you go no. 327 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:38,200 I'd have even done that. If they brought him in as the 328 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,720 boy, I guess a good TV show boy put. 329 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,200 It on this is. The boys on this are way better 330 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,880 than blue lights. The boys on blue lights are off. 331 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,080 You see the boys on Lesser Spotted Austin? 332 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,880 Stinking fucking old man. I scallywags. 333 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,520 So I was on chatting to Ian Mcelhenney. 334 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,120 Right. Fuck off. 335 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,200 I'm not even trying to be funny at this point, right? 336 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,800 Do you know you need to be for this, the back bar of the lyric? 337 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,040 Oh no, I'm a front bar man. The Lyric are like mech. 338 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,080 When can you perform here? Like I'm too busy filming TV 339 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,200 shows to be completely honest with it, but can we? 340 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,160 Get him a roll neck for this. I've got her. 341 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,720 I'm so interested. My neck is all rolls, but so 342 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,240 we're standing. We're just like literally 343 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,480 hanging about parade. And I was trying not to be like, 344 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,320 holy focus. Fucking right. 345 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,600 So he's Granddad Joe. I can't forget his name, Game of 346 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,560 Thrones, but I know him as the guy and Michael Collins who goes 347 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,200 you Dublin boils can never get anything done then he's blown up 348 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,200 right he's. Embarrassed and sell me. 349 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,000 Barrison, sell me. That's right, Yeah. 350 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,760 From yeah. So you're sitting there trying 351 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,080 to be cool, trying to fucking freak out, just chatting away. 352 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,480 He starts talking about stand up and stuff. 353 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,920 He's obviously, I know Tommy Tearnan quite well. 354 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,480 I'm like, he's my hero. Talking about each. 355 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,000 So down to earth. He's talking about massive TV 356 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,560 shows of a global success and calling them gigs because he's 357 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,520 like, I just had a gig there a few months and then he goes, I 358 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,000 know you, right? He goes, I've seen you. 359 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,360 You're very, very funny. And I'm like getting all excited 360 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,840 and stuff. He was, we was at a gig in the 361 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,400 limelight and you were open for Art Lohan. 362 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,040 And I'm going right on. And because you had them in the 363 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,720 palm of your hand and I got those sound like me. 364 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,000 That does sound like me now. And he said, Arnold, come on 365 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,240 after you and said, how do you follow that? 366 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,640 I was going, yeah, it probably happens all the time. 367 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,480 And then he goes. And then you brought your guitar 368 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,600 and I went, Karen, That's care. That's care, man. 369 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,760 Yeah, that's care. That's care. 370 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,280 That's fucking care. No, there's not a chance you 371 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,880 corrected. I'm like, by the way, I love 372 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,040 Julia's Braveheart style. Oh, sorry, that's Brian Cox. 373 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,760 I didn't. I didn't correct that. 374 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:39,920 They can take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. 375 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:46,080 He shoots fire out his arms. Years from now, Sons of 376 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,080 Scotland, when you're in your bed. 377 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,560 This feels taking the scraps from long shacks table. 378 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,600 That's brilliant. Who is this who speaks to me as 379 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,120 though I need his opinion? I think we're going to have to 380 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:08,480 reenact Prima Nocta. If we can't get them out, we'll 381 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,320 breathe them out. When you were telling that 382 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,120 story, you're like, you did warm up for Arnold handling. 383 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,840 There's like 10 seconds there I've set myself up for he's 384 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,600 going to say me as I as I also did that game as I go. 385 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,360 Here we go. I gave for Arnold handling and 386 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,720 Yuri wants. What a pleasant man. 387 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,880 Lovely do he is. Loki, yes. 388 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,280 He's not giving it. No, he's Father Loki's Tom 389 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,920 Middleton. That's. 390 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,520 Very good. That's a cheeky get there. 391 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,480 That's. Very good, yeah. 392 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,880 That's a Jeep. I upgrade that to James. 393 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,320 You said that was James. Yeah, James. 394 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,520 Yeah, James. We were joshing and now we're 395 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,480 Jason. Now we're Jason. 396 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,440 Yeah, it's not Jeep. You said surprise. 397 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,000 Josh and James. Yeah, we work in a Jeep shop. 398 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,200 Josh and James should have got more. 399 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,640 It should have. Sorry I'm. 400 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,600 Still going to It's not Jeep surprise. 401 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,320 Right, they start in the King James Bible. 402 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,760 Oh. Very good, very good. 403 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,960 Jeep cod. That's good. 404 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:00,840 How does she talk? She talk? 405 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,400 Yeah. It's keep calling America kind 406 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,520 of in it. And you're doing. 407 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,319 Next week, In and out like a fiddler's album. 408 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:11,480 Border, crop, border fox. In and out. 409 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:12,680 In and out. What? 410 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:16,839 Are you filming? Instagram lives, probably. 411 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,480 I'll probably fucking not even make the color for my own 412 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:26,960 Instagram live. I put fucking some actor game. 413 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,560 This girl, I'm just a full black guy. 414 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,920 I'll do what? I'm going to do some class 415 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,720 acting thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 416 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,120 Because it's been act. Like you didn't hear that? 417 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,080 He did a fart in the kitchen earlier and then I looked for 418 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,600 the box and he went as we fart. Box. 419 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,640 He meant no box. It's all me, Papi. 420 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,560 That is a smelly old rogue. Do you know what it is? 421 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,560 Shame a guy on the Rogues. Speaking of Skeeters. 422 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,320 Farts are like yawns when you do 1. 423 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:06,640 Now I need 1 and I don't know why that is, but I really need 424 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,880 one now. I'm not going to because the 425 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,640 public don't like it. They don't like us eating down 426 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,720 the mic and don't like us farting. 427 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,960 You were at you were out of way of an industry. 428 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,480 You run away industry event I. Couldn't tell if that was your 429 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,160 arse or your mouth because you're like, here. 430 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:29,920 Four, same thing You run Away industry event last week. 431 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,000 You're an influencer. You're not big. 432 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,600 Launch. Oh yeah, it was the Wingstop 433 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,320 launch. Yeah, very fun. 434 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,040 Big influencer, man, Yeah. But getting full of some men? 435 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,120 What was it? I mean every, it was all 436 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,280 influences there who were all like shooting content and I was 437 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,840 just like. Oh, the cool guy. 438 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,640 More wings. OK, yeah, good stuff. 439 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,800 I'm not really about that though. 440 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,640 Yeah, yeah, right. Where was your invite? 441 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,640 I got 1. I didn't. 442 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:53,520 Go. All right? 443 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,480 You got 2, Did it? Told me. 444 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,600 I know. I forgot to tell you. 445 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,400 Damn slow. More like couldn't go anywhere. 446 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,560 Someone on TV? Show we're just basically the 447 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,680 fucking 3 stages here. We're just bullying each other. 448 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,800 That's what I love about having friends. 449 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:14,440 If any one of us ever was ever sincere and said I love you, I'd 450 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,920 be like get the fuck out of my face oh nonce. 451 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,720 There's nothing funnier than me. Then you find out you had an 452 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,400 invite and didn't get Yeah. I wonder whether anyway, I'd 453 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,880 have been like, Nah, I'd have made something up. 454 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,280 You know what I'm like in physical and emotional. 455 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,440 Nature, but it was got free chicken, free chips. 456 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,400 There's time. You know, if you have none with 457 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:38,000 any Mark Henny there. Denzi, me and my boy Denzi. 458 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,080 Matthew. Dinsmore, Franco. 459 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,520 Soupy. I've stolen Butler. 460 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,680 I've stolen Denzi. You have we have someone from me 461 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,080 this time. Yes, that's right, he's supposed 462 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,120 to do Lazy Boys while I was away. 463 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,240 You are the being of my fucking existence. 464 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,640 It's not the figures doing that, you know, Just I am burned. 465 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,080 I can see where you're not getting rolls. 466 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,640 That was the central heat from home alone. 467 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,440 Hello. It would be short for you, so it 468 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,560 would. I've never seen this. 469 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:15,040 It's really a joker. Hello, I'm the Penguin. 470 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,480 Meow. Serious. 471 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:23,040 You wonder why I got that scare? My father was a wild bastard 472 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,440 now. I asked Denzi last week, yeah, 473 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,640 and he like not as a joke, but being like, and you're probably 474 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,280 not going to be able to go, but I'll just ask you because he's 475 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,680 doing Australia and he just straight away. 476 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,840 But yeah, on the side and he's in. 477 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,680 I do the same fire. I'm like on the percent. 478 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,400 But I love that carefree like. Yeah, that's how I asked young 479 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,000 boys live. We know we'll never own a home 480 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,760 as well. Just fucking spot. 481 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:49,160 Like, yeah, as young boys, yeah, I wouldn't want to be a fucking 482 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,880 slave to the bank anyway. You're young at heart. 483 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,360 Yeah, man. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 484 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,320 no, no. It's it's fucked. 485 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,120 It is on its arse. It's bound to be in all ways. 486 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,240 In all ways, yeah. I don't know because you got 487 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,600 that physical that said your liver. 488 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,120 Yeah, a year ago and I've been going to fucking turn on my 489 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,240 liver since. I know, but. 490 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,120 You took that as a green light. I took it as a challenge and 491 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,880 your liver is we'll see you in a year. 492 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,200 But you were taking it hard in your liver for about 20 years 493 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,760 before that. Yeah. 494 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,480 You're never just has a strong job. 495 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,640 Here's the thing, I was an 80th birthday party the weekend, 496 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,600 right? I'm telling you right now, my 497 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,240 family are all fucking machines. True stories. 498 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,640 It was a surprise birthday for my uncle. 499 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,600 He was 80, right? That's dangerous. 500 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,200 Surprise, surprise all jumping out. 501 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,760 Right. We, me, my dad who's 68, my aunt 502 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,800 and uncle who are 75, we're in a pub before the party having one 503 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,480 pint, right? And we were like, yeah, yeah, 504 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,440 straws. We were like, we'll be home by 505 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,120 half six. It's an 80th birthday party 506 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,440 isn't going to be insane, right? Uncle gets their surprise. 507 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,440 He went to make a speech and nobody's really listening. 508 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,600 He tried to make a speech again, nobody's really paying 509 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,280 attention. And my 80 year old uncle just 510 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,000 went fuck is them and took a full pint of Guinness and just 511 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,280 chained it and it was as if somebody shouted Avengers 512 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,880 Assemble, right? The entire Bartlett clan were 513 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,840 fucking stamen until half three in the morning from 12:00. 514 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,320 In the afternoon, Gold Pub and Lurgan. 515 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,040 Was a Golf Club and then we went to my uncle's house and then we 516 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,800 walked to the pub and we like the pub was empty because it was 517 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,200 a fucking like Patrick or somewhere in. 518 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:16,560 England. Oh, you. 519 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,080 I forgot you were in England. Yeah, right, right. 520 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,640 And my 75 year old uncle threw up on a taxi on the way to a 521 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,440 different pub. Still got kept drinking like 522 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,400 there was arm wrestles. Well, that's a clear and aligned 523 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,680 in Tetris though. No, yeah. 524 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,360 But there was a point where I was looking around all the 525 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,760 older, the older versions of me just being like, I'm going to be 526 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,960 all right. Now let me ask you this. 527 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,760 You were talking about you and your dad on the plane the way 528 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,880 over, maybe having a pint. Did that happen? 529 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,600 No, because the flight was that early in the morning and then 530 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,320 you know what happened and I've never experienced this before, 531 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,520 but the flight was delayed by an hour. 532 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,320 So we go through security and I was like, it's going to be an 533 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,040 hour late. Sat down, Halloween breakfast, 534 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,840 cup of tea, and then I looked at the board and was like last 535 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,920 call. So they've obviously gone. 536 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,560 To do that, yeah, that really. Really. 537 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,240 You misread A10 that's one, isn't it? 538 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,640 Yeah. Or you just. 539 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,680 I misread it. The sorry, that was our flight 540 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,400 from Paris to Berlin wasn't where the when your flights 541 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,240 delayed by a couple hours. So we had breakfast in the hotel 542 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,760 and then they. Moved forward. 543 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,680 Then they just went, I know it's going at the original. 544 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,000 Time, I mean, I'll say this, me and Calvin were ready to go at 545 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,880 the original time and then I got pushed back and she and decided 546 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,760 to have granola. Most stressful fucking granola 547 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,440 of your life, me and me. And what was it you had fruit 548 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,200 salad or some porridge. Me and Calvin were like, oh, 549 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,840 you're like, no, it's all good. Got to the airport where we were 550 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,720 like, you needed the porridge, didn't you? 551 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,120 You have to have the porridge. Was it not so simple or was it 552 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,880 just like that? Fuck all simple about it. 2 553 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:43,320 version Yeah, name my breakfast. But yeah, no, we got, so we went 554 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,760 got the Newcastle, we're going to get the train and the bus and 555 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,840 I just hired a car. I was like fuck it. 556 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,240 And then it was paints, lovely. The heavy paints, lots of them. 557 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,480 I'm. Going for paints on Saturday and 558 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,200 I'm very. Excited. 559 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,920 Now talk us through it. What's the plan? 560 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,760 Then Denzi's podcast Saturday morning. 561 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,640 Ethic up in it. Yes. 562 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,120 And I think it's absolutely mental that you know. 563 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,000 Know how I know that my dog was drinking an FA Cup? 564 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,320 That doesn't much football here you. 565 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,040 Look like a guy, I look like a first FA Cup final. 566 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,480 Yeah, yeah, I look like yeah, Josie. 567 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,160 Selling papers, I said. Hello, I thought I'd kind of 568 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,920 Jack in this time and walk past the window where I was like I'm 569 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,640 a fat fucker, Thanks. Appreciate it. 570 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,320 You're getting Jack Black, so mean. 571 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,040 You look like Sasha Baron Cohen, a Jew. 572 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,520 Don't tissue. Good to see you. 573 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:31,000 Thank you. I think it is. 574 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,480 It is it? I think up there is I think, 575 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,560 yeah. Who's, I don't know who's 576 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,800 playing like? Chelsea in City? 577 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,040 I knew we were playing. Chelsea there's also my last 578 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,720 game of the Scottish League. Hearts will decide it. 579 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,120 Winner takes all. Yeah, there's also the playoff 580 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,040 final that's. Usually how matches work, no, 581 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,960 it's not the winner. League. 582 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,400 How is it during league? Oh. 583 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,080 How is it journey I just. Talked with the match, so hang 584 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,920 on. So winner takes. 585 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,480 Also if the when is it close Archer. 586 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,800 So it's not it's not. Something it's like make listen 587 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,880 this. What a turn of events. 588 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,720 Listen this, all we've ever wanted is someone else to win 589 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,080 the SPL ones, not Celtic or Rangers. 590 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,400 If you're neutral, you want someone else to win to make an 591 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:11,600 interesting Hearts been leading the whole time Celtic. 592 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,440 And Rangers? I thought he was dead. 593 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:17,440 Creeping up behind then last night then leading Hearts won 594 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,000 their game. Last game of the seasons Hearts 595 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,680 V Celtic. Last night Celtic were losing, 596 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,320 then they're drawn against Motherwell. 597 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:32,760 Then in the 96th minute Celtic got a first time for a handball 598 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,200 which might not have been a handball. 599 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,720 It was maybe a dodgy call. They scored the penalty the last 600 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,520 second of the game. So now that means the last game 601 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,320 of the season was anyway Hearts V Celtic. 602 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,920 Whoever wins, wins the league. That's class. 603 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,440 If it's draw hearts wins. Still don't. 604 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,080 Yep, it's all the play for. And it's all the play for it's. 605 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,240 All the play for Mate Big Sports Saturday. 606 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,080 Next weekend, we don't want to. But this is the kind of team 607 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,600 player I'd be. See, if I was Celtic I would go. 608 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,520 Do you know what we'll let them have? 609 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,320 It yeah, that yeah. You know, I would be like, you 610 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,840 know what? See just as, just as one time. 611 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,800 You know, they have famously unpassionate fans, yeah. 612 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,240 They're Scottish. Fans. 613 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,160 Famously not. Bothered. 614 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,720 Not really. They're probably all going to 615 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,920 watch the FA Cup, not even bother with the Celtic game. 616 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,280 Celtic and Rangers fan same as they go. 617 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,560 I'm not. I'll watch it if it's all yeah. 618 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,880 Yeah, yeah. But I won't go to it. 619 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,680 You know what I mean? Very chill about it, yeah. 620 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,560 And Southern Rangers fans always chant to each other, we hope you 621 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,720 win. Yeah, we know. 622 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,960 Thank you. But we hope you. 623 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,800 Win. Best of luck to you, we respect 624 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,880 your religion. Leonard Maggot, that bullet in 625 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,520 the post. He was sponsored by Love Honey, 626 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,080 so she got that. She got that. 627 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,640 We're both 2 strands of Christianity. 628 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,040 Yeah, 2. Strands believe in the same God. 629 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,800 Just slightly different. Trying. 630 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,240 To say trance stumps, I can't even say it. 631 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,720 Yeah, people. Even the only difference is the 632 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:55,880 longer our father. Should we combine and be 633 00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:01,560 Prathlex? We're Cathystance. 634 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,560 Cathystance. That's how it goes up your Dick, 635 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,600 Yeah. I'm famously if you're a fan of 636 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,640 one of those things. Your tongue? 637 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,280 What? I'm sore, I know. 638 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,920 Famously, if you're a fan of those teams, the fans don't 639 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,320 intensely quiz you to find out if you support one of them. 640 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,760 No. And they don't make the match 641 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,920 7:00 AM in the morning so that they can't be, they can't drink 642 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,760 beforehand, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've heard. 643 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,160 I've heard they do let them drink all at the games famously, 644 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,840 because they're like, well, you can handle your drink. 645 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,120 Yeah. And you don't, you don't seem to 646 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:28,960 get annoyed when you're on the pitch. 647 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,960 You're a good drunk to be around. 648 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,360 Yes. You don't get into politics or 649 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,920 anything. It's all, it's all just crack 650 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,080 and it's about the game. Yeah. 651 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,360 Yeah, I've heard. I've heard that famously. 652 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,800 That's what kills me about like Scottish footballers, you could 653 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,000 just be talking about a game and then 5 minutes later you're 654 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,040 talking about murders in 1973 and you're like, I was just here 655 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:44,800 for football. That's. 656 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,520 For a bit of tick attack, tick attack. 657 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,880 Tick attack. It's like a passing system. 658 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,760 That's the best way I can describe it. 659 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,440 You killed it, am I not? You nailed it. 660 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,440 There we go. Nailed it. 661 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,680 Quick passing tick attack I. Thought he played for them. 662 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,040 For Rangers, absolutely fucking. Not no. 663 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,800 So Saturday doing denzies. Paul, what time are we chatting? 664 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,280 Like 2 in the afternoon, OK, be done by three, then we're 665 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,320 heading in the town for pints. Now your team are. 666 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,160 Gentlemen, start your engines. Your team are playing the FA Cup 667 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,560 final. I don't will be there for it. 668 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,480 Thank you. I'll be there for. 669 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,320 It what are you planning? To go out at home. 670 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,640 Didn't most good. Where are we thinking for 671 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,960 Saturday? I don't know, but then we're 672 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,600 going to Chalk and the Limelight as well. 673 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,000 What's that? The band. 674 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,760 So we're having pints in the sort of. 675 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,680 Pop music. Not Pot is not a pop concert too 676 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,520 loud. What sort of stuff? 677 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,240 Oh, accordion solo? Not quite. 678 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,880 It's a quite that's. Accordion by the way. 679 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,280 Maybe I was. A tambourine. 680 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,400 I just want to say real quick, that was a tambourine, not the 681 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,320 way I play. Accordion Mohammed was on. 682 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,040 The mic doesn't have a stripper. Shows your article who's 683 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:58,920 supporting Chuck Duster? Duster better blackboard. 684 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,480 All right, The Beatles. So we're going back. 685 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,320 I came from Logan's. Blackboard singing in the Dead 686 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:14,760 at night, take on Broken Wing and Lauren the flay away all 11 687 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:22,960 Yellow Submarine get back. The Beatles. 688 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,480 Get back where you come from, they all say. 689 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,800 The town, you bronze and bastardy. 690 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,320 The Beatles. The Beatles. 691 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,760 I want to hold my paint. Want to hold your horn? 692 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:45,160 Hey. Jade, what we're talking about 693 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,160 there. What are we thinking then? 694 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,400 I don't know, We'll say I'm letting them see. 695 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,840 Take the lead. He's my paint Sherpa, right? 696 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,040 But that's a good way. Afternoon. 697 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,840 Yeah, it's a lovely week time. A chalk Good is he more into 698 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,560 than the new you're just. I don't really know them. 699 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,440 I've heard like one or two songs. 700 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,360 I'm just going for the day. I think they're local. 701 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,080 Heard a rumor that Jack White is playing Belfast soon. 702 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,960 Is he? I don't think it's, I don't 703 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,920 think it's rumor. I think it's just tickets. 704 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,920 You shut me up for. Something no, I'm just do you 705 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,400 know what I love by the? Telegraph Building, 31st of 706 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,760 August. Do I like icky thump, Mad Guitar 707 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,880 and. Icky thump. 708 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,120 Somebody. We went to, obviously. 709 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,680 Thought you were trying to say Iggy Pop and just got him wrong. 710 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,400 Icky thump did. Anybody see video? 711 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:35,880 Yeah. Iggy Pop recently? 712 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,640 Yeah. Yeah, it looks. 713 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,280 Like somebody brought a tree to life. 714 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,560 Well, have you seen him? He's not looking. 715 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,800 One of those aliens from Men in Black. 716 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,640 He's we Potbelly and like. He looks like my dad doing a 717 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,880 drag show. The only thing he's Dragons is 718 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,120 left foot behind them. Yeah. 719 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,920 It's a tough watch because he was about 25 years ago, you were 720 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,240 going for a play to him, still do something and now it's 2026. 721 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,600 It's Iggy. Stop. 722 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,600 Yes. That's brilliant. 723 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,000 Hiring teams. Do you think him and Frankie 724 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,280 Valli are having a game of chicken? 725 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,840 One of them has to stop first. They're one of the I'm like, how 726 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,480 much debt must you to be? In I don't think they are 727 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,760 Frankie Val, there was that myth that Frankie Valley isn't that 728 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,680 because especially if you see the film, they owed money to the 729 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,040 mall, but it was another guy in the group and Frankie. 730 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:32,360 They kicked him out of the group and then they incur, they paid 731 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,680 off the debt. They worked the debt off, 732 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,600 basically. Right. 733 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,320 For that guy, because he made bad business decisions for them, 734 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,440 but I think that was settled like in the 80s. 735 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,640 Or why is he still doing it then? 736 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,520 I think he just probably loves it like any say if he drops him 737 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,080 die, yeah. Was that like, that's when like 738 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,000 he's not even singing anymore. He's just coming out and being 739 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,320 like she, like just. My, Oh, no, that's more than he 740 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,720 does. His mouth doesn't move now. 741 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,800 Yeah, he just, all he has to do is keep his eyes open for an 742 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,920 hour and a half and he gets paid. 743 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,120 And even the answers struggle towards the end like. 744 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,080 They're probably there's we toothpicks in them like. 745 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,840 God love them. There's, there's a few like 746 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,560 Dolly Parton. Well, she's off the minute. 747 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,280 She's not well. That's our dollies. 748 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,760 Not well. Well, she's not as well top. 749 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,440 There's some here like old but outstanding if you ever see. 750 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,920 Like the stones are still. You know Glen Campbell. 751 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,080 Rhinestone Cowboy. Yep. 752 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,880 Yeah, that was a strong fellow. You ever see him? 753 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,720 Do you ever hear her song Southern Nights? 754 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,600 No southern nights. We. 755 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,960 Just did the car and tour something. 756 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,360 Yeah, yeah. Well, he goes no and then sang 757 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,600 it. Well, he did Wichita. 758 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:40,080 He does Wichita Lineman, if I'm thinking yes, and he did a 759 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,080 version of Jules Hall I don't know how many years ago. 760 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,440 Unbelievable. Right, great game for 761 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,120 Shithauserie said when someone goes do you know this song, sing 762 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,960 it and then continue that you don't know it. 763 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,280 Then also list who sang it and also when it came out and just 764 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,640 keep going. No idea, never heard of. 765 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,280 It right? Wichita Lineman. 766 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,800 What a song. The Witcher what? 767 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,560 The Witcher Top pint man. Is what I and they need you more 768 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,080 than want you. I want a pint man for the 769 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,400 county. It's great. 770 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,000 That's what I said. I know who's over now. 771 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,520 Yeah, Yeah. What old singers and bands are 772 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,600 still doing it? Like obviously the Stones, but 773 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,000 who else? Who? 774 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,840 SCDC of Quitler, haven't they? They're retired. 775 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,200 They're like move tones. They'll be back like. 776 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,400 Wolf Tones are still fucking going. 777 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,040 Christy Murray. I mean, he's gonna see Christy. 778 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,160 We're in June. Really. 779 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,880 Yeah. I don't think he's old as you 780 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,160 think. Oh, he's older. 781 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,360 I think he's maybe in his 80s. Really. 782 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,320 Like really? Quite possibly. 81. 783 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,640 He's just nothing. Good. 784 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,280 I never knew of him, say, until like Karen did loads of stuff 785 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,000 about him. I just don't know his stuff. 786 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,040 And then I've seen it and I'm like, it's not for me. 787 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,440 There was, I saw an interview recently of him on the lately. 788 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,560 It's showing that like with Gay Burns, you're talking maybe the 789 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,080 early 80s. You looked about 90 them. 790 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,320 Yeah, Yeah. And Gaber was like, so. 791 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,200 So how do you write a song now? Christie's like, oh, well, 792 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,280 sometimes, you know, I just, I just said I don't know every 793 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,680 song. Sometimes what happens to me and 794 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,680 I just think I would make a song. 795 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,080 You know, one time we had a Hot Chip. 796 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,840 That's how I came up with that. Yeah. 797 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,760 So one time I was talking about diddling and I diddling, 798 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,320 diddling, Don't. And that's how that one and. 799 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,199 People listen to this man talk and don't kill themselves. 800 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,000 I'd like. Money would he's don't forget to 801 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,159 shovel. If you save your life, you would 802 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,320 go this is great. I have a friend who went to see 803 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,120 him like he's he doesn't let because he's he's he's 804 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,320 Alcoholics. He doesn't drink so he there 805 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,360 was. I think you're not allowed to 806 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,440 bring drinks into venues like a fucking show. 807 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,600 You can, but he closes the bar during the show so he doesn't 808 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,239 people get. Hammered. 809 00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,159 I don't think you can bring it in. 810 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,080 A friend of mine saw him over Easter weekend and and the Rebel 811 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,560 and Christy Murr was like let them fucking drink and he said 812 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,000 the place was fucking bar. The Rebel and Christy Murray, he 813 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,840 sat the world. Yeah, I know he can't be a 814 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,000 rebel. But he sat the word. 815 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,159 He hates the breaths more than he fucking hates is alcoholism. 816 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,360 You know what? I mean, I'm rebelling that you 817 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,680 fucking made these rules. Imagine, for example, I was just 818 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,960 trying to set a thing woolly. OK. 819 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,120 Just trying to paint the picture, all right. 820 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,680 Mech What's your favorite? Christy Mershaw, Manson. 821 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,200 Nancy. Speed. 822 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:11,400 I like Jimmy Jump Up, the one about drinking cider and passing 823 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,720 out. Don't have one like it's not for 824 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,440 me. You haven't given enough time. 825 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,120 I don't think ever. Maybe you might not be old 826 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,200 enough, you might. It might be as maybe 3 or 4 827 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:21,480 years. Old. 828 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,480 I've said this before, but you know, he's not an old singer 829 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,640 now. Don't know because unfortunately 830 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,960 he's passed. But you know, here I regret 831 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,400 seeing before he died, regret not seeing before he died. 832 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,040 George Michael. I'd love to have seen George 833 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,680 Michael life. No, he I'd love to go he's dead 834 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,520 years, but the doublers. He is dead years. 835 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,080 The Dubliners are still performing, my friend. 836 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,080 Is Luke Kelly not? Dead. 837 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,000 Yes. Kelly's Davis fucker. 838 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,320 But The Dubliners, I meant up chopping cheese. 839 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,640 I meant Luke Kelly though. You'd still have a good. 840 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,640 Time I would lose my shit if I ever got to see Rick Astley. 841 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,760 I'd be a good time. I fucking love it like. 842 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,080 He did the SSE, but I'm going. I don't mean this to be Sly, 843 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,160 because he looks, it looks like a fun time. 844 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,800 Yeah, I only know one of the songs. 845 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,560 He only has one. But like, you're going to see 846 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,240 that in an arena. Yeah, did you ever see the video 847 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,640 of him singing with the Foo Fighters? 848 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,760 Unbelievable. It's fucking class. 849 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,880 The only bit that's crazy is when he goes get on your fucking 850 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,680 feet and you're like, wreck Richard. 851 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,280 Come on you bastards, give that up. 852 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,600 Yeah, bad language. Yeah. 853 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,880 He know what he is. He's a pit bull of he embraced 854 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,800 the main. Yeah. 855 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,160 What do you call Bell Sonic? Bell Sonic sold out and there's 856 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,520 like Def Leppard and all still like still on sale. 857 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,160 A Def Leppard plan. Yeah, go see him. 858 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:44,040 Bubly, sorry, he's doing it. What do you do in a bubly 859 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,920 concert other than Dodge Marsh Wet menopausal women they. 860 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,560 Don't get wet anymore. Another summer day has come and 861 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,480 gone away. Another. 862 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,680 Summer day has come and come away, Harrison. 863 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,840 Moshing at bublé like get them your dog scraps a. 864 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:09,480 Little bit of. The Bublé No no. 865 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,360 One I was, I wanted to go shame. We couldn't because we were, we 866 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,200 were doing the Odyssey. So I don't know, a bomb show. 867 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,120 What some sort of bomb show do you want to see? 868 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,880 Maybe a day. Yeah, maybe I must say a bomb 869 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,800 show. Is that right? 870 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,000 What happens in a bomb show? Just make him fight. 871 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,720 Just I would see a bomb fight. That's just homeless people. 872 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,400 You've seen bomb fights online. Now I've seen a few outside 873 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,200 baton train station. It's. 874 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,600 Very fun in. The afternoon on Wednesday. 875 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,800 It's just you in a window. Trying to go over shopping to 876 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:43,080 fly. Acorn and Neil, that looked like 877 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,000 a fucking great time. Where was that? 878 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,520 Three Arena. You went to this, you said. 879 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,120 No, we were doing the Odyssey, so I couldn't. 880 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,360 Couldn't fuck. Oh fucking work for two. 881 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,760 Is that where egg home is in the big? 882 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,320 Is this part of the Tories in the do you know about this and 883 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,960 like the Zorb, you know, like big inflatable? 884 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,120 Boy, I did see a clip but yeah, he just gets fucking mangled. 885 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,160 He just sinks like. You do you do a run through once 886 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:09,320 you do one run through. Basically runs on the crowd, 887 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,400 they don't catch them each other. 888 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,160 Just see this big ball, just think, disappearing. 889 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,840 I imagine they were just Burton us. 890 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,680 Because see, if you're in one of them, you don't look like 891 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,240 there's no real aura being in the Zorb, but if you do 892 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,920 something cool and arrive back on stage for the chorus and get 893 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,240 out of it, that's good. I. 894 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:26,320 Don't know. I don't think there's any 895 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,000 situation like. Nobody's getting out of his orb 896 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,440 without help. Yes, do you know what I mean? 897 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,160 Yes, I went to Zorbin play Zorbin football one time and 898 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,160 forgot that we were in Zorbz. Was trying to play football and 899 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,200 just got the fuck kicked out of me. 900 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,040 Also very famous story are only my sister's mate so an advert 901 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,240 for Zorban and it was like Joey like you roll down a hill in the 902 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,680 zorb and it said like you know it was £5 a row and my sister's 903 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,720 friend went fuck with him. You get to the bottom, it cost 904 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:53,280 you a. Fortune. 905 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,920 It was a good time. Do you see the evidence it's 906 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,640 going to be 1/2 time show at the World Cup final this year? 907 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:09,400 It's Coldplay, Beyoncé, Shakira. It's Madonna, Shakira and BTS. 908 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,200 Take Madonna out of it. I'm happy enough. 909 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,240 Fuck Marie Saab. Shakira, Shakira and BTS I'm 910 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,040 happy with. Keep Madonna's no business 911 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,360 Donna. Not at this point. 912 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,560 At this point, Madonna. She's Donna Madonna. 913 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,400 'S doing stand up now like times are hard if she's popping up. 914 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,160 Madonna 90,000 people at the World Cup final. 915 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,360 Any students in? My dad's a bit of a camera you. 916 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,240 Guys drinking. Hey, you would show business. 917 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,120 Get your feet off my stage. You guys just friends or what? 918 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,680 I read. BTS will be great. 919 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,720 Now I'd be a big BTS fan. You're a big BTS. 920 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,600 Who's BTS? Korean. 921 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,040 Pop Korean Cup, Korean Cup, Korean Cup Arnold Schwarzer. 922 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:55,920 But they're the boys. Like. 923 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,320 Thanks. He's doing sports. 924 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,120 Yeah, I'm doing sports. I'm just, that's just a really 925 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,600 bad Arnold Schwarzenegger. Completely fine. 926 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,360 Yeah, I just can't do Arnold Schwarzenegger. 927 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:06,160 Shakira's got really in with she sings Waka Waka. 928 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,320 She's the number one lady football singer. 929 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,520 John, what blew her up? Spanish music getting so big. 930 00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,600 And she's like, oh, I can speak Spanish. 931 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:18,560 So she's now just. She's Colombian for tax. 932 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,640 Would not does she not she not getting threatened with some 933 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,600 weird shit? I don't know. 934 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,360 I know she caught her husband cheating on her because her his 935 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,280 mistress was eating her jam. Sorry, so she was involved Oral. 936 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:34,960 Sex Oral sex during a period. It was she had this special. 937 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,400 Pretending that turns. It actually does. 938 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,840 It was trying. To call the fact that he came. 939 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,880 Trying to cough over a fart. Now you'll wacka wacka off the. 940 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,120 Fuck off. Here to know what's man you know 941 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,320 that doesn't matter what? Oh no. 942 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,960 Why does nobody shout? I'm going to come with the wack. 943 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,680 Because you're not. When you were somebody else, 944 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,360 you're. By the way, I wasn't doing my 945 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,720 own. He says it'd be remiss of me, 946 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:08,000 not the ejaculate. Pardon me. 947 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,480 I think Shane goes by well, he's going to be sick. 948 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,880 My heads, does he give me my juice? 949 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,000 Motorbikes. I think it's because when you're 950 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,640 coming, you're letting the other person know, but when you're by 951 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,160 yourself, I. Suppose yeah, there is a 952 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,240 potential here. You might want to avoid this. 953 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:36,080 Jeremy, you don't shout 4 when you're playing by yourself on G4 954 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,320 play, correct? But you know, you know, I mean, 955 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,280 you're not. Sitting by yourself Coldplay, 956 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:47,880 but you should ask most to. Oh no, he's gone. 957 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,360 He's gone. I. 958 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,120 Made myself laugh. Gone. 959 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,000 We just got the closure for the Europa show. 960 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,080 But she had this specialty made jam. 961 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,480 I'm pictured. Do we Eskimo. 962 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:09,600 It's freezing. Who's Who's an Eskimo Favorite 963 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,360 comedian? Bill Burr. 964 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,760 That's good. That is good. 965 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,560 That is good as a silly one liner. 966 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,760 That's good, yeah, but. I really want to. 967 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,240 Tell this, who's an S most favorite singer? 968 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:34,400 Enrique Iglesias, Igloo. Igloo, Igloo. 969 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,600 I'm doing a Spanish accent. I had to make it sound like a 970 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,200 lazy. Isn't it right? 971 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,640 Right. You got. 972 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,760 A shows this special. I don't know man, I don't know a 973 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:46,400 lot about S comers. Do you know who S most favorite 974 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,200 singer really is? Shakira. 975 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,080 What's it? That's my favorite Alco pop 976 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:57,440 Bacardi freezer. Oh. 977 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,200 My fucking letter. Sir, Sir. 978 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:07,240 We getting complaints so. So you said the bells for you, 979 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,160 not for us. So have you ever been to 980 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,840 English, Sir? Did you want to get small, Sir? 981 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,960 Sorry, what the like they? Can call escos. 982 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:22,120 Inuit Inuit. Who gives one fuck? 983 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,760 The in your community thank. You come and get me with your 984 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,520 Spears. They would type here comments on 985 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,680 this, but their hands be free, yeah. 986 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,640 Come and get me spell wrong because the gloves, yeah. 987 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:36,080 Probably a voice. You get no fucking Wi-Fi nose 988 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,760 igloos anyway. Comedy. 989 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,240 The premier ends all full of ice fucking Inuits. 990 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,680 Every time I'll go to the shop it's just fish everywhere. 991 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:50,120 It's all the fucking dude now. Bloody fish TV is fucking 992 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,920 nothing but Pingu bloody in you itch. 993 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,000 Fuck off. They look like litter boxes 994 00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,960 because the faces are cold. We let them have too many 995 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:09,840 fucking supermarkets. Yes, burn the sleds, fuck. 996 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,240 It out of racks everywhere you look. 997 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,520 Damn summer you. Can't. 998 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,640 Smells like wild blubber. It's just me, Mitches. 999 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:22,920 Britain says snow, Yeah. Go ahead. 1000 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,880 Sorry, can't. Remember, oh, I so she here had 1001 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:30,000 this specialty jam, like it was made especially for her, just 1002 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,360 the jam she really liked. And she noticed it was getting 1003 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,000 smaller every time she was going in to have it. 1004 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,200 So she put like a marker on the tub and then realized someone 1005 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,880 else was eating. And she's like, my PK doesn't 1006 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,920 like jump. Kids don't touch that jump. 1007 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,160 So who's bucking you? And she was right. 1008 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,000 He confessed it. Do you think he's maybe so 1009 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,880 afraid of the jam thing he just made that up? 1010 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,520 Like he's like, I'll get in less trouble for cheating on you than 1011 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,960 I will read in your jam. Yes. 1012 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,960 He's like, I have been bucking someone else. 1013 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,000 I don't know who's smart. Oh. 1014 00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,520 No, he's pussy Jose. What? 1015 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,880 What characters love Jam? Pallington's a marmalade guy. 1016 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,560 He's a marmalade boy. Who's a honey boy? 1017 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:07,680 Who loves? Jam. 1018 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,560 He's one with no pants on. We type T-shirts. 1019 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,360 Be somebody that loves jam. That's their we thing. 1020 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,000 I used to love jam sandwiches back in the. 1021 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,480 I had a peanut butter and jam sandwich last night. 1022 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,320 Nice. BB and J Yeah, we PB and J. 1023 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,960 Nice. Lovely. 1024 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,360 Have any drinkies last night I. Don't call we drinkies last 1025 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,240 night would you have add we with Whiskey Cokes? 1026 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,440 But it was Makers Mark went fancy. 1027 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,200 I know your works. I sent you mean before in the 1028 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,480 morning and you responded to it instantly. 1029 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,560 Yeah, what we want. I was. 1030 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,520 Up at 4:00 in the morning was it? 1031 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,000 It was around that time because I was up at that time. 1032 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,560 Your dad only knows what time he was up until because his friend 1033 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,640 sent the memes. I usually I can usually tell by 1034 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,360 the amount of whiskey left in the bottle and it was about I 1035 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,120 would tell was about 1/2. A sundial is it? 1036 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,920 So what were you watching? That's my Thin Lizzy song. 1037 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,640 What were you watching? What was the plan? 1038 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,040 Any bit of game in some movies? What was do? 1039 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,960 You know what? I was gossiping. 4:00 in the 1040 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,400 morning no. Not like it. 1041 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,080 Wasn't gospel before it was gospel last night, but gospel 1042 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,400 here we gospel. I'll tell you later. 1043 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,040 Oh Oh my God, some gossip. You're gonna love it. 1044 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,360 I fuck, I fucking hate gossip. Fuck sake. 1045 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,600 How much will you love it out of 10? 1046 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,640 I think you'll love it. No joy. 1047 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,160 He'll pull a fucking. He'll turn and we're like, I 1048 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,760 think that's a disgrace. He does right? 1049 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,520 This is honestly one of my most annoying yet enjoyable things 1050 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,360 that he does. He'd be like he. 1051 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,360 Sells it well, and if you don't, if you didn't fucking know him, 1052 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,800 you'd think he was being serious. 1053 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,520 He'd get it already. He'd go just tell me what 1054 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,560 happened or what happened though. 1055 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,120 And then you tell him and you make a joke about it and he's 1056 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,560 like, Nah, mate, that's out of order. 1057 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,440 And you're like. You you wanted this? 1058 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,760 He does do that like. And the brilliant thing is when 1059 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,040 you call one of the, you see the way you're. 1060 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,360 Like a fucking it's like a glint and it gives me like gotcha 1061 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,680 cunt. It's I love being a pastor, 1062 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,240 especially when there's like 5 people bitching and then I'm 1063 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:53,960 just like, yeah, he's fair. Play them, yeah. 1064 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,680 Fair play, them I figured out, you know, whenever he's being 1065 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,320 devil's advocate because he does it a wee bit later than he 1066 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,400 normally talks. Yeah, there's a wee bit of an 1067 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,600 extra Annunciation and you're like, you're a wee spoofer. 1068 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,600 That's GR we spoofer. Now you found out the fault. 1069 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,440 I'll have to. I love, I love a wee spoof. 1070 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,240 Like, yeah. I do enjoy spoof. 1071 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,320 But it's also I just love anymore. 1072 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,520 Bradley Spoofer doesn't work because it's not Bradley Cooper. 1073 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:28,680 Such a head loss made sense but I love spreefing but like 1074 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,880 there's times I will say something I know was wrong but 1075 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,080 then forget to tell someone Like I was fucking messing with them 1076 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,120 the whole time and then later coming back down like I was 1077 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,040 joking that never. Happened. 1078 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,280 That Jimmy Savile thing was all him. 1079 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,600 As in, I made it up like, not that I was wearing like a Savile 1080 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,560 face. You don't need to put on a face. 1081 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,360 You do have a wee bit of a Savile look. 1082 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,440 He doesn't have a Savile look at all. 1083 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,880 Fuck right off. I don't look like Savile. 1084 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,920 He's a big, long face. Oh yeah. 1085 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,200 True. I look like I look like an old. 1086 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,240 Yeah, long face like an old. I look like I've been hit with a 1087 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,760 round pan on a cartoon, yes. Yeah. 1088 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,920 Yeah. And like, yeah, they'll like 1089 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,000 someone's going to do that, hurt your nose and pull your face 1090 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,600 out. And it's hard, Yeah, yes. 1091 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,280 Yeah, you do look we but don't like in. 1092 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,240 Like I've just go. Yeah, like in Drop Dead Fred. 1093 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,560 Yeah, he's like. Always thinking the Right, Said 1094 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,280 Fred. I'm too Sexy is an underrated 1095 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,840 back. Just clip that. 1096 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,320 But just you going, I'm too sexy. 1097 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,160 I'm not too sexy. Like you're not just the right 1098 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,920 amount of it. I'm a model, if you know what I 1099 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,000 mean, and I shake my little touch on the cat. 1100 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,200 But I won't get a vaccine. That's right, they actually 1101 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,920 went. Through right wing, Right wing, 1102 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,840 same for it. That's right, I forgot about 1103 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,600 that. I also find funny the guy out of 1104 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,680 Village People who's like full Trump now. 1105 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,360 The Indian. The cop. 1106 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,240 The cop, the cop, he's like, we were never a gay bond and you're 1107 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:01,360 like, you were the gayest. Bond Imagine him working for 1108 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,520 Ice. Young man, get into the van, I 1109 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,400 said. Young man. 1110 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,840 There's a place you can go, Mexico go. 1111 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:10,720 Back. Stay there. 1112 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,000 In the Navy will arrest your family in the. 1113 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:26,160 Navy, we will sink your dinghy. There was a great joke in the 1114 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,880 Kevin Hart roast. I think there was one or two. 1115 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,040 There's a Shane Gillis well. I mean, that's out of order I 1116 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,320 don't agree with. Good. 1117 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,440 Like he. Is fucking. 1118 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,720 Good. There was what I think was Shane 1119 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,480 Gillis is like Tony Hinchcliffe is the he's the only guy goes to 1120 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,360 the Trump rallies, the Dance to the Village People. 1121 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,400 Yeah, it's fucking. Great, I really enjoyed the one 1122 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,920 that he should have. Could have got in trouble for 1123 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,200 where Kevin Hart's so short had to lynch him off a bonsai tree. 1124 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:56,440 But here's. Here's. 1125 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,720 The thing, if it's really good, you won't get in trouble for it. 1126 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,120 The one that Tony Hinchcliffe had a good set. 1127 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,560 The one he's in trouble for, you're like. 1128 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,720 It's not even. Was he in trouble for this? 1129 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,600 Is what Tony Hinchcliffe said. Don't fucking, you know, people 1130 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,360 fucking clip this and act like it's mine. 1131 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:16,400 Whatever Tony Hinchcliffe said, this is an example of black 1132 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,040 excellence. If George George Floyd's looking 1133 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,960 up at us, laughing so hard that he can't breathe and you're 1134 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,280 like. That's a really good. 1135 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,440 Job that's it's first. That's a long walk to the well, 1136 00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,040 isn't? It it's for as evil as you know, 1137 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,920 like if you're going to bring that up, it kind of needs to be 1138 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,120 a fucking banger. And it was almost like you're 1139 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,880 doing not to do that, like. He's getting lazy now he's rich. 1140 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,640 The rest of the set was great and almost they were like if you 1141 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:48,600 had left the one before that. She had any water down it. 1142 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,120 Three polar bears just lost their home because you have to 1143 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:56,160 drink all that fucking hell. So much water though. 1144 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,480 There's four fucking serious. That'll be food for the Inuits. 1145 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,720 That's fucking huge. That was great. 1146 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,000 Thank you. Why do you need that much to 1147 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,040 live? That's greedy. 1148 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,680 No. Firstly, the tap water. 1149 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,960 Yep. What else would it be? 1150 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:20,280 It was me, Jim. That's why I have this face and 1151 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,440 you have that one. What are you watching at the 1152 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,080 minute when you have a few a? Figure. 1153 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,960 Because you're an actor now. Yeah, because of all character 1154 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,680 though I can get. That's fine. 1155 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,480 Do you want to? I'm really excited for the last 1156 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,200 ever episode of Outlanders and tomorrow night. 1157 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,600 And then I'll never change that. What's it about? 1158 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,760 It's shite, but it's good, right? 1159 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,920 Based on the Highlands in Scotland. 1160 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,440 Yes, it's about this woman who I completely, this woman 1161 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,440 accidentally time travels from 1945 to like 1700 and something 1162 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,080 and then instantly just start writing all around her. 1163 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,000 It's it's like it starts off as kind of like it's, it's almost 1164 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,240 like housewife, smart, brave, tart. 1165 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,000 Yeah, that kind of things are a lot. 1166 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000 There's a lot of dirtness, like a lot of filth, but it's like 1167 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,240 sexy filth. There's also like just big, 1168 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,040 strong Scottish men beating the fuck out of each other. 1169 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,120 It's pretty early. Gets me wet. 1170 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,120 Do they know she's a time traveller? 1171 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,840 To find out like she's like she could marry as a guy in the past 1172 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,320 and then she's like here I'm a time traveller and he's like, 1173 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,840 the weird thing about it is she goes, I'm a time traveller and 1174 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,080 this guy goes, all right, I think there's no. 1175 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,520 Does he believe her one? 100% and then she goes back to 1176 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,280 the present high. So they go through this, there's 1177 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,520 like stone circles and there's certain people that can like can 1178 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,360 time travel so they hear it sounds like bees. 1179 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,400 Does he hit this buzzing? Touch one of the stones? 1180 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,920 Bam, you're fucking back or forward in time. 1181 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,080 Now does she go and tell her husband? 1182 00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,360 So she tells. She ends up pregnant with her. 1183 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,760 So she's married. He's a Scottish guy in the past. 1184 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,240 She's already married in the present, goes to the past. 1185 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:43,760 She's there for, like, a year, gets pregnant. 1186 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,480 This big, hunky Scottish man. He's lovely, lovely, right? 1187 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,760 Then she goes back into the thing with his baby in her 1188 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,080 belly, the Scottish guy's bee in her belly. 1189 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,200 She stays pregnant. She stays pregnant. 1190 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,160 Yeah. So baby time travels with her 1191 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,040 because life begins at conception, as we all know. 1192 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,680 And then she then tells her, like, her husband in the 1193 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,360 present, she's like, by the way, I don't know if his baby's going 1194 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,600 to look like you or some big ginger Scottish fellow. 1195 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,640 Baby comes out Weasley Right guys like fucking and then he 1196 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,680 finds out he can't even have kids. 1197 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,040 He's like I'm my balls at work. She's like oh fuck. 1198 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:17,520 Then he gets sick and dies and so she or her kids growing up 1199 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,600 now it's like 4 years and her kids are grown up. 1200 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,720 Her husband dies. She goes fucking. 1201 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:22,880 I go back to the past, the big Scottish fella, Big Scottish 1202 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,840 fella, right is the big. Scottish fellas, kid. 1203 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,600 Yeah, but the big Scottish fella got bombed by her future 1204 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,720 husband's ancestor, right? So she goes back to the past 1205 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,920 with like a picture of her future husband and the Scottish 1206 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,480 fellas like that's a do to bomb me. 1207 00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,800 And she's like, you're fucking joking me. 1208 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,240 He's a spit of him. Small world, small world, right? 1209 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,760 No, her husband's great, great, great grandfather. 1210 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,800 But they look like each other, the spit of each other. 1211 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,120 So then, then, and then it turns out the future husband wrote 1212 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,240 this whole book whenever she was back in the past, right? 1213 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,120 Her daughter stayed in the in the present husband wrote, wrote 1214 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,680 this book about the past, finds out when her Scottish husband 1215 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,840 dies, what battle he's going to die out. 1216 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,760 And now they're at a point where they're like, do we not send you 1217 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,280 to this battle so you don't die? And he's like, no, I'm going to 1218 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,880 go anyway because fuck it, like. And then she's like, oh don't 1219 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,800 go, I'll stream her tits. He got bombed by his ancestor. 1220 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,600 He got bombed by her husband's ancestor. 1221 00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,480 But then I mean technically he win in the past. 1222 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,280 In the past, what are? You. 1223 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,000 Well, it was the past to him. It was the present to him. 1224 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:19,880 What? Are you not getting? 1225 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,560 Here. So in the 1700s, this guy's 1226 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,040 ancestor, he kidnaps the Scottish bloke, puts him in 1227 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,560 jail, bombs him, Right. But then ends up like bombing to 1228 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,640 the point it's all psychological because the guy's like, I think 1229 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,520 I've got cock home syndrome, psychological bombing. 1230 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,640 No, no, no, he bombs. But then the guy's like, I 1231 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,320 actually don't really hate that, but it's only because he 1232 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,800 tortured, He tortures the guy so much that bombings like a relief 1233 00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,160 to him. So he's like pulling his 1234 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,000 fingernails and stuff out. And he's like, stop doing that. 1235 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,960 He's like one bit of a bomb. Yeah. 1236 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,280 And he goes, all right, fuck with them. 1237 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,320 And then he bombs and he goes, that was actually not as bad as 1238 00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,480 you pull my fingernails out. And then he's like, fuck, am I 1239 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,000 gay? And then he's like, what's gay? 1240 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,320 Because it's 1700. I don't that is. 1241 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,280 Why is he torturing them? Because he's Scottish and the 1242 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,560 other guy's English. There's like a war and all. 1243 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,160 Surely the English commanders are being like they have to have 1244 00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,680 a meeting where we're like, we've been looking over your 1245 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,760 torture methods here. I don't think you're just 1246 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,280 shagging lads. I don't think they're keeping 1247 00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,320 many records back then. Plus I think there was a lot of 1248 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,720 shagging lads back then. Right, OK. 1249 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,120 I mean, had you could still is there was no pride parade, 1250 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,080 right? I mean there were sodomites back 1251 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:11,400 then. It was. 1252 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,440 Dark so got all the information we can out of them like. 1253 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,600 So is this you dark or is it? Yeah, I don't think there's a 1254 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,240 laugh track to that. But I mean when I was watching. 1255 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:24,200 I mean, it started off very like bit like what was happening here 1256 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:26,520 and on then it gets like that, but is at the tone of it that 1257 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,120 it's a bit. Bleak. 1258 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,600 Yeah, it's a bit bleak. What's the name of the time 1259 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,480 travel show with Rodney from Only Friends and Horses? 1260 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,600 Good night, sweetheart. What a fucking show that is. 1261 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,720 Ever so. So he's married in the in the 1262 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,840 present. It was the 90s. 1263 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,160 So it's the past now. Rodney. 1264 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,280 Rodney, right. It's not Rodney's, but he 1265 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,040 pleasant historian. He's World War 2 enthusiast, 1266 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,920 right? So he left Dale and he. 1267 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,120 Yeah. Bombs, Dale. 1268 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:56,200 Started working for Apple so. Here's some stories about Dell. 1269 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,360 He don't like not being associated. 1270 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,720 I go back to the past if things make sense. 1271 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,600 Stop. Stories like stories like what? 1272 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,040 Dale, just here's the middle of the yellow van. 1273 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:18,360 Well, we can't down 8 routes. Yeah, he's like a World War 2 1274 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,320 enthusiast. Dell falls through the justice 1275 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:28,640 system. Actual Batman and Robin turtle. 1276 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,720 So he's a World War 2 enthusiast, finds this portal 1277 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:35,960 that takes him back to World War 2. 1278 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,800 It's very funny. He's raging, no? 1279 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,240 It's just so funny. Rage of nothing else. 1280 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:44,240 But yes but he goes back the like World War 2 and then he 1281 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:46,680 ends up getting married in World War 2 so he has two families. 1282 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,280 So he's actually a bit of a cunt. 1283 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,480 He's a begamist. Yeah, yeah, 6 foot 2. 1284 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,160 The show ending is so dark. Is it? 1285 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,520 I haven't seen the end of. It it ends, whether he's back in 1286 00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:00,040 World War 2 and the portal closes, he's stuck. 1287 00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,800 He's a stalker. That's how the show ends. 1288 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,720 But he has a family there anyway. 1289 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,320 Yeah, but he also has left his other family and that's how the 1290 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:08,160 show ends. Shit. 1291 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,280 Goodness, sweetheart, it's a really, really good. 1292 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,320 Show I never saw Blackadder what the fuck man it's one of five 1293 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,640 things you've seen So what are you giving off at I've. 1294 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,280 Seen a lot of things. You've seen seven things, Max. 1295 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,280 I've seen the seven things. Wrestling, yeah. 1296 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,440 The 7th ones wrestling as well. I've only seen bits of 1297 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,160 Blackadder but the bits are saying like. 1298 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,320 Blackadder 4 is one of my favorite series. 1299 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,680 Ever. That's the World War 11. 1300 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,320 Yep, it's hard to say there's. So many silly jokes out. 1301 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,760 There's one where Colonel or Lord Kitchener is planning out a 1302 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,200 battle and and he's just he has all these men lined up on the 1303 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,240 battlefield and it just sweeps them all off and he's like, 1304 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,520 good. There's they're about to face, 1305 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,880 they're about to go over the top and so they're facing the 1306 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,560 machine guns and he hands you Laurie is like batting. 1307 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,200 He's like, oh, good. Wouldn't want to face a machine 1308 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,080 gun without this. It's fucking great. 1309 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,480 It's so, so good. Do. 1310 00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,320 You like the bit where Peep children's making coffee for 1311 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,600 Blackadder and he's like, oh, we ran out of coffee six months 1312 00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,760 ago. So I've just been using mud and 1313 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,920 I was like, we also ran out of sugar about a year ago. 1314 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,840 He's like, So what is it? He goes dandruff and. 1315 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,720 Then he goes Jomon cream and he's like Nah. 1316 00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,800 And also, Rick Mayo plays Flash. Out he in the the. 1317 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,240 Series where I'll go home, give your missus something to hang 1318 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,400 our towels on, Wolf. It's fucking. 1319 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:25,520 Brilliant. It's the bit in the when the 1320 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,960 fucking like Elizabethan times and his fake moustache comes off 1321 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,400 and he just carries on and he just blows it back on his lip 1322 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,160 and you're like, brilliant. I must watch it. 1323 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,960 I'm going to do a Peep Show first. 1324 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,200 I can't believe you've never seen. 1325 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,080 Peep Show. I've never seen Peep Show. 1326 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,280 Fuck off like it's so good. Oh, you've seen a Peep Show, 1327 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,480 brother? Seen a Peep Show? 1328 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,640 Peep Show. Little Bow Peep Show. 1329 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,720 By the way, lovely curtains. You will like Peep Show, you 1330 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,600 fucking. You're going to be insufferable 1331 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,680 once you watch it. Really, it's brilliant. 1332 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:54,760 It's very you. It's very like awkward 1333 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,720 situational humor, but it's fucking so funny. 1334 00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,400 I'm watching the Boys. I used to watch The Boys. 1335 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:03,000 I haven't felt I had the Peep Show. 1336 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,480 No, it's something I know nothing about. 1337 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,720 Is it a sci-fi thing? It's a world where superheroes 1338 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:13,960 are like this corporate product and they're all bastards, and 1339 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,720 then this group of boys want to just wipe out superheroes. 1340 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,960 I went to see Mortal Kombat 2 on Friday night. 1341 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,080 I. Went to see Mortal Kombat 2 1342 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,480 yesterday. Right, I'm going to say this 1343 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,440 now. I know you don't like me saying 1344 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,480 this because you don't believe me. 1345 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,600 It might be the best film. It's fucking fucking 1346 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,600 unbelievable. It's fucking anyone will know. 1347 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,960 Carl. Carl Urban, do you want to take 1348 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:35,360 this over The Afters? Carl Irwin. 1349 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,360 Carl Urban? Who the fucks Carl Urban? 1350 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,520 Well, you'll find out. You'll find out from the offers. 1351 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,600 Well that was a great fucking tag that. 1352 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,360 Where people are going? What's this after? 1353 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,160 You don't. It's a thing on Lazy Boys, 1354 00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,640 Petrona, you get more of this. You're saying, Pedro, if I go to 1355 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,160 patreon.com/lazyboys? There's almost a year of extra 1356 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,360 episodes. There is exactly this could be 1357 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,040 our year anniversary. Yeah. 1358 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,440 Anniversary. Happy anniversary boys. 1359 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,720 Coming up in June that's sold out. 1360 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,120 I already done my America I've Australia did she and talk 1361 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,920 comedy.com comes administrative plays in October. 1362 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,480 This would be announced by the time this goes out. 1363 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,480 I'm doing Monkey Barrel at the Tron at 10:00 PM every night the 1364 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,520 Edinburgh Fringe. Finally has a fucking specific 1365 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,800 fringe date. Yeah, well, there's always the 1366 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,520 specific date, the Fringe, but we've got a venue in time. 1367 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,560 Monkey Barrel at the Tron, 10:00 PM with Touch Grass. 1368 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,480 And then they're open the 7th of October. 1369 01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,960 Tickets aren't on sale yet because I'm going to get my 1370 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,800 finger out, but there will be. There will be. 1371 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,920 And thanks to the 2000 patrons who've signed up at this point. 1372 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,160 Thank you for building army. Thank you. 1373 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,440 I got a new house. Thank you.