1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,000 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,560 Welcome to the Lazy Boys podcast with myself, William Thompson. 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,840 Me, Mickey Bartlett. Me, she and Todd are. 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,440 We all doing, we all good. I'm sleepy and accidentally 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:16,320 dressed like a Mexican gangster. You and very in your head what 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,600 do you think of Mexican gangster looks like an. 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,120 Accidental one. Accidental Mexican gangster. 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,400 Great album. Are the monkeys? 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:29,240 Well, you fix it, it's good. What are the monkeys accent of 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,720 the Mexican? Yeah, sounds like a nice pizza. 11 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,720 Yeah. What pizza do you get straight 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,360 off the bat? Mexicano. 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,440 Yeah, Mexicano. Spicy, spicy chicken, jalapados 14 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,320 and green chilies. Alla chili beers. 15 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,480 Any meat. All meat. 16 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,960 Salamas. Spicy chicken. 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,840 Spicy beef lamb, No chicken. Spicy beef papaya. 18 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,920 Bless you do. You know, let me ask. 19 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,600 I eat it once a year because I've take two days off 20 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,800 everything after eat it. Right. 21 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,880 Let me ask you this pizza, right? 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,880 Lot going on on there. Not a spice, lot of heat. 23 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,880 Lot of cheese, lot of cheese. Do you? 24 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:03,320 Cheese on your pizza Mac? No, but a lot of cheese. 25 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,120 Do you more than the more? Than you have the. 26 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,840 Cheese pull off it doing so different whenever fucking 27 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,960 whatever time we're not densing. Oh no, he's driving me to good 28 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,040 things. He's my best friend. 29 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,400 Last week you were all. I think you're the funniest 30 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,000 person in the. World. 31 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,640 Oh no, I'm trying to do an Epstein files joking you 32 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,160 weren't. And that's why I haven't read 33 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:20,520 the. Files. 34 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,760 I went cheese on your pizza and you went extra cheese which is 35 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,720 bad for you? What do you mean? 36 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,720 Is that a fuck off? I wouldn't know. 37 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,640 I don't read the. People, all the celebrities are 38 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,840 having pizza parties. I don't know, told you five 39 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,720 years ago, he said. It was crazy. 40 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,720 I said. Who's crazy now, man? 41 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:40,200 Who's talking about? No. 42 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,560 It's not shit over your face, George. 43 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,080 Mental one night. George Bad though. 44 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,920 It's like when people do that. The whole thing. 45 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,320 It's not like you're not mad. We're all just mad now. 46 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,320 It's not like they've become normal. 47 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,800 See if you say that they've won. Yeah. 48 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,800 There's nothing worse though that I've said a few weeks ago 49 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,040 as well. And your region. 50 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,400 Yeah, I are. Now let me ask you about this 51 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,000 pizza lot going on in that pizza. 52 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,160 But do you also have a dip? Surely not. 53 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,440 Every so often I'll get a wee top of Curry sauce for the 54 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,600 cross. 30 bastard here, 20 here. Don't. 55 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,160 I did on Friday night in Dublin. I had. 56 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,360 I wasn't going to, I wasn't stand down right, but it took 57 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,480 that long to get the car parked in Dublin because. 58 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,280 You know how Dublin's now like. Fucking nightmare, right? 59 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,480 I was in. I was in Nas. 60 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:32,400 How did he feel about it? He didn't say much, but I. 61 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,480 Love your music? I basically was like, I'm going 62 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,280 to have one pint to chill out after that stress Lord. 63 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,160 And the Guinness was that nice that I immediately booked a 64 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,360 weekend in the hotel. So it's Arthur Guinness's fault. 65 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:45,160 Yeah, Saint Patrick's fault I had about, I would say about a 66 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,360 good 78, maybe 9 pints of Guinness. 67 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,440 After the show. During. 68 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,160 In the venue. In the venue do. 69 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,800 You go anywhere after. I went to one pub is. 70 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,600 It so low you with other comics? It was just me. 71 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,200 It was with other comics afterwards. 72 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,440 We're hanging around afterwards and then you get the pint. 73 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,120 Hunger. Yeah, I'm focused on. 74 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,440 But then I walked past the bar. I don't that wasn't the Temple 75 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,880 Bar, but it was one of the bars near and there was a fiddly D 76 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,320 band on and I was like, I want to go in here, one more pint. 77 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:14,000 And then I went to Abracabra and I got a kebab on chips and a 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,400 kebab. No. 79 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:20,040 So you got a kebab on a side of kebab on chips? 80 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,120 People were looking at me and I was like, what? 81 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,480 Did you order that by mistake? No, right? 82 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,400 Because I thought you were a cartel, that's why, yeah. 83 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,520 Because I was, I was paint starving. 84 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like nothing could have stopped 85 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,160 the hunger. Yeah, and that's the eating you 86 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,640 do. You don't need to give you the 87 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,440 fork and you're like keep it. All the fork in half like. 88 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:39,960 Right. Yeah. 89 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,160 You eat the. Fork. 90 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,400 Yeah, actually, to be fair, I actually at the kebab on the 91 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,160 streets, I didn't want to. And I thought, I thought if I 92 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,440 had the kebab and chips and then took the kebab with me, just 93 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,960 left, they might think, oh, he's got that for somebody else. 94 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,080 For the missus he's bringing. Food home for the kids. 95 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,720 Yeah. And then I walked about two 96 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,880 feet. The kids at 1:00. 97 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,920 AM stood stood in the alleyway and frubed a fucking kebab into 98 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,440 my mind. So just bought like squeeze the 99 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,520 bottom of the badger. Yeah, and then found out the 100 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,880 rumor was in a very low toilet. It was. 101 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,360 Inconvenient, right? You'd get your squats in, yeah. 102 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,079 Now let me ask you. Daily upgrade to the Sweden 103 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:18,880 Hotel. Yes, it did. 104 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,519 What sort of accommodation you booking last? 105 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:22,720 Night So Morrison, The Morrison Hotel. 106 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,600 Is it nice? Stolen right but I had booked it 107 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:31,920 after my first pint and then I had a second pint during the 108 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,680 first show. Went over to check in and the 109 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,160 guy said do you want to upgrade to the junior suite and the 2 110 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,280 pints I had went I and then I upgraded it so what's? 111 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,160 Your price difference. €60 night to upgrade. 112 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,320 So the entire hotel for the two nights was only 400 for the euro 113 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,720 which a party parties weekend in Dublin not that bad. 114 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,720 What were yarn for the gig? Probably about 300. 115 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,760 You spent more on. I spent the ground. 116 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,000 You spent you spent more on kebabs and you. 117 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:10,240 Spent the ground over the entire weekend, but it was at work. 118 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:16,080 Economics, but Mickey Bartlett. That's my holiday economics. 119 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,960 Yes, MICKS. Love of oh. 120 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,880 I want people to give us examples in the comments of 121 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,920 their economics, which is when you're drunk and you justify 122 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,880 like buying things. Yeah, like a bag. 123 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,520 Love of the go. Away sports bag have to. 124 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,120 Go away from work here for a month. 125 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,080 Are you getting good paid? We're down to grounds. 126 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,040 Yeah. The junior, that's what happens. 127 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,640 You start doing the Edmund Fringe too young, you will the 128 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,280 show me at money. You're calling yourself a child 129 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,360 *. Yeah, I was. 130 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,360 I wasn't the nativity like, it's pretty good. 131 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:48,400 Good man. Yeah. 132 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Who'd you play? The one that had Frankenstein. 133 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,200 Yeah, which of the wise men brought Frankenstein? 134 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,880 Oh, fuck, I'm so good and I'm so stupid. 135 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,320 Sorry, sorry. I'm slow to that. 136 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,320 I was Joe. I was like, there's the wise 137 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,800 man, the shape and Frankenstein. Was there no Mary Shelley? 138 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:13,920 Was Mary Shelley Jesus, man? He's Jesus Shelley. 139 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,760 Well, not really. Took Joseph's name. 140 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,600 Carpenter. I'm tired too. 141 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,840 Did you, did you overall have a nice time in Dublin? 142 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,600 Lovely time because the weather was fucking gorgeous. 143 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:28,800 So softly walked about just my short sleeves because I had to 144 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,800 go and buy pants and socks and clothes because it didn't bring 145 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,720 any with. Me. 146 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,680 That's so sad. It wasn't because the hotel was 147 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:38,440 right beside the fucking shopping center. 148 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,040 So just literally out of the hotel and the boats. 149 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,720 Got my toothbrush, got my product. 150 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,360 Genuine question, was that the only time you went outside that 151 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,840 they bought the shoes? No, I went back because I forgot 152 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,960 the toothbrush. So I went to the same shop there 153 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,080 twice and then I went to Pullenberger, bought these 154 00:06:55,080 --> 00:07:04,040 fucking cholo cargo pants, Poppy and then sandwich and I went 155 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,080 back to pub. No, I'm on my cargo pants. 156 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,320 Shit, not today, but I've been wearing cargo pants. 157 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,280 I like them. There, I only bought them for 158 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,080 the drive home because I thought, you know, that'll be 159 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,520 lovely after two days of drinking. 160 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,200 Yeah, I'll give you a lovely bit of room. 161 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,320 Yes. Do you know? 162 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,280 I've never looked at treasures in a shop and went they've been 163 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,480 nice for you've never been fat. You've never. 164 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,760 You don't know, you don't. Know that should it? 165 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,520 Would it be funny if I got fat? Yes. 166 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,280 We went on like history on series. 167 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,160 Please, nothing would make your life better. 168 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:35,000 If you if you got fat, I would fucking love it. 169 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,840 I remember right. I think you really like the idea 170 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,800 of me being disfigured. You're made on this. 171 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,720 Years ago I was in Boston, like first American stand up tour. 172 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,720 I told it on pods before, but I was doing like medicine ball 173 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,120 slams as part of my workout. And I was in the hotel gym 174 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,600 you'll remember on talking about in a SEC. 175 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,360 And I thought it was like a heavy ball. 176 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,120 Yeah, but it wasn't. It was just like a basketball. 177 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,600 So I've slammed this ball down to the ground as hard as I can 178 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,440 and gone down with it and it's just. 179 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,800 But straight back up and it's. So it went a little bit off the 180 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:17,800 ground, hit you in the nose. Well. 181 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,600 Straight up as nostril. Boston looking like gonzo, were 182 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,640 you? So I busy with blood everywhere 183 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:26,680 and I sent them. Sure there was. 184 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:31,200 I sent that into WhatsApp. 3 Bustonians drowned. 185 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:38,559 Not there. The rule of a do better to stop 186 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:49,200 it, so you. I thought. 187 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,600 Popular basketball. Whatever. 188 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,160 So yeah, no more. Go ahead. 189 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,320 No, we're good. We're good. 190 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,720 I was not study right. I thought it broken my nose. 191 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,480 Blood all over the place. I sent it in the WhatsApp group 192 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,240 and I'm allowed to have a gig tonight, but I think I broke my 193 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,280 nose. Here's what I've done and this 194 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:11,800 man, I've never seen anyone quicker. 195 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,120 Let me see your nose, Please let me see your nose. 196 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,160 And I knew he was hoping I'd send back some sort of like. 197 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,400 Like, twisted bendy thing. Yeah, yeah. 198 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,040 But what was it? Was it just a bit red? 199 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,120 Just a bit red, a bit small, but then it's gone down. 200 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,520 I was gonna say I've never broken my nose. 201 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:31,440 I don't think I can. You're you're probably you're 202 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,000 the opposite of me. Mine's been pulled out too much. 203 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,880 Yours is still in your head. My face looks like I if I was a 204 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,440 cartoon, I should just do my entire face would inflate you 205 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,560 look. Like you're always against the 206 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,760 window. Yeah. 207 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,840 Yeah, I look like I've been hit with a frying pan and I've just 208 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,600 never got fixed. Do me, do me. 209 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:49,600 No, because you're. Crying out, but at. 210 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:56,840 Least you have cargo plants. Don't want El Chapo after. 211 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,640 Me, it doesn't matter. I was going to say, I was once 212 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,440 on a date with a girl who said to me, when did you break your 213 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,720 nose? And I was like, it didn't. 214 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,880 And she went. Come on now. 215 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,080 I love that. She might have a broken nose. 216 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,280 The look of a broken nose, apparently, according to. 217 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,560 I. Thought you're going to say 218 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,360 she's smacked in when you break your nose. 219 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:18,960 I haven't. No, you're fine, nose. 220 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,080 It's no, it's an odd no. It was like. 221 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,280 This is. I've actually. 222 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,480 Your number one feature, do you reckon? 223 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,000 Yeah. I want to say my teeth. 224 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,360 Your teeth are actually for what you. 225 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,440 Put them through your teeth are good. 226 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,880 Yeah, I've very, very rarely used teeth for the meeting for 227 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:39,600 just the back ones, yeah, there's was a 232 times each, 228 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,920 each bite. I was going to say, what if 229 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:45,800 you're an apple? But really, you don't use your 230 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,560 front teeth. Or that's ice cream, like 231 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,520 something like a challenge. Use your. 232 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,880 Front Well then why are you using your teeth right? 233 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,280 Use your front. I do not buy ice cream. 234 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,360 No, you don't. Use them to cheer anyway. 235 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,280 Gelato. You don't use them to cheer 236 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,200 anyway. Your front teeth. 237 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:00,000 No worms, I'm just I'm trying to pretend I don't bite stuff. 238 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,280 Right at all. Right. 239 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,240 They do a lot. When are you drinking again? 240 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:10,280 Never that on. I spent a ground on a 300 LB gig 241 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,800 one. It's time to grow up. 242 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,120 What are you paying for A pint of Guinness in Dublin, right 243 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,920 around that Temple Bar? I mean, he'll. 244 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,280 Give them 40. Yeah, nobody hear about this. 245 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,200 So first show on Saturday, I went down to the bar downstairs 246 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,600 under the workman's lovely Guinness, right? 247 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,680 And I ordered a pint of Guinness for myself. 248 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,600 The guy put the card down, I hit tip, fucking paid for the thing. 249 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,040 And then the bloke that served me the paint started the card 250 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,240 machine done. And I was like, oh, I've just 251 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,080 paid for it. And he's like, wow. 252 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,680 And then it turns out there was a stag do it and I just bought 253 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,080 their round because I didn't look at the number in the card 254 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,920 machine. And then when it came to be in 255 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,520 like what we were going to sort this, I just went, ah boys, 256 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,320 enjoy yourself. Oh no, yeah. 257 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,640 And then pay it for my own pint again. 258 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,720 And you know why you've done that? 259 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:57,720 Do you know why you've done that? 260 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,840 Not out of kindness. You're too awkward to ask for 261 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,800 the money. Off yes I also I wouldn't ask 262 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,800 for the money. I also would have been too 263 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,280 awkward for that too. I wouldn't put somebody through 264 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,640 it because I'm like, how do you refund me that money from that 265 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,320 till? I haven't worked in retail. 266 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,360 I know it's a pain in the arts strength. 267 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,880 Like you'd have to be like, you'd get that back in about 268 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,560 four to five business days. See get it back in. 269 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,840 Do you ever have a moment Was like. 270 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,640 Quite sorry the Stag could have at least bought your pint then, 271 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,280 but. He said the stag had no idea. 272 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,280 That's already happened. He's not involved. 273 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,560 Excuse me, brother. What? 274 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,360 Hulk Hogan getting involved? Excuse me, brother. 275 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,200 Oh, famously Hulk Hogan. Nobody says. 276 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,880 Brother. That's why Andre the Giant 277 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,960 hated, and we've always clicked. You said no goods never clicked 278 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,320 in his life. Absolutely not. 279 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,680 I bet he's. Clicked. 280 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,640 That's the move of the black man, which Hulk Hogan will not 281 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:41,480 do. What? 282 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,360 And I mean he won't click. No, that's deaf. 283 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:47,400 People clap him. No, it's not as it. 284 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,680 Still clap? No. 285 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,800 What's the thing they have? No, no, because they don't 286 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,240 though. Because they can't hear it or 287 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,240 was not there people. That can't hear. 288 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,920 Click and. It's I know, but they can see 289 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,360 the fucking I know. Well then why do people do that 290 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,800 shit? Do you remember the thing that 291 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,320 brought it was like. For. 292 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,640 Blind, blind people can't say that shame. 293 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,920 Blind people would hear clapping. 294 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,600 But deaf people would say clapping. 295 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,800 You would think right? But remember they brought like 296 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,560 that whole fucking thing. So like, so deaf people know 297 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,760 you're. Right. 298 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,640 When did they bring it? Fucking woke on the mind virus. 299 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,800 This. Right, I know what you mean. 300 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,360 Some universities of ban clapping and stuff and they're 301 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,880 like you just have to do like finger claps as well. 302 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,520 That's nothing to do with deaf people, that's just the like 303 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,520 some people can I just around loud noises. 304 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,680 Definitely not deaf people. I suppose deaf person would. 305 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:39,160 They would. I was an impression. 306 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:43,640 That was an impression of Barney Rubble from the classic cartoon 307 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,120 Flintstones. Good. 308 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,840 See, I was actually Yogi Bear. I was doing. 309 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:52,480 Hey, Mr. Register. Yogi Bear want some honey? 310 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:59,120 I. Do last Yoda bear you're 311 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,200 thinking of. Buck me up the bum. 312 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,760 You win. Oh no. 313 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:09,440 Where? Does Yogi Bear say jump into my 314 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,720 picking basket? That's why he's always wearing 315 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,960 the way he's not wearing a bottoms. 316 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,640 The biggest gaze here in Yellowstone? 317 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:22,120 I'm just airing this bad boy. He's always airing his butt 318 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,680 normal. Episode what's called Yogi's 319 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,760 Mate. Bobo. 320 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,080 I've never seen. Boo, Boo Boo. 321 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,480 Yes, that's. A question. 322 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,480 Hey Boo Boo, What's his Boo Boo? Pickle it biscuit. 323 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,280 Yeah. He's your favorite cartoon bar. 324 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,960 Oh, not we've discussed this. Not Winnie. 325 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,200 Know when he can fuck himself. Paddington Paddington to me 326 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,440 mainstream answer like the Paddington definitely hard he's. 327 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,640 Real so cartoon. Only yes. 328 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,440 Yes. Fuck, good question. 329 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,320 But you're any other Begira? Actually, yeah, The fox 330 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,720 Bagheera, The guy from Jungle Book. 331 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:02,600 The blue. Below, Bagheera the Panther, 332 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,560 another guy in Jungle Book. The black cat thing. 333 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,120 Right. Knock on lady, haven't seen it. 334 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,480 Jungle Book. Haven't seen it. 335 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,760 Do you know what I think is for when Blue plays the Pilot and 336 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,480 Rescue Rangers or DuckTales? It's the same. 337 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,000 It's the same animation of the bearer, but he's in a Hawaiian 338 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,840 shirt, goggles at the same voice. 339 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,120 Because. Only had like 4 guys originally 340 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,160 doing the voices. It's just. 341 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,280 The guy be like I can do 1 bar, I can put him in a shirt but I 342 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,840 can only. Draw actually favorite cartoon 343 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,920 bar, although it again is an animated cocaine. 344 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,160 Cocaine bar Yes, Yes. Yep. 345 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,880 Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. Pablo Escobar official name very 346 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,400 good. I know the guy who's wife 347 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:44,000 produced that and I remember years ago him telling me about 348 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,560 that movie and I went OK man. And he went, no seriously, we're 349 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,880 hoping to get it made it and I went OK, and then they 350 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,600 phenomenal. Fucking got it made all right. 351 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,360 It was the like when someone described what the movie is, I 352 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,840 went, well, we're going to see that immediately. 353 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,200 When when cocaine cub, you're cocaine, Boo. 354 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,600 Boo, what's in the picnic bag? He said he'd be here in 10 355 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,600 minutes. Whose fucking kitchen is this? 356 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,280 Hey, Boo, Boo, can you do a transfer? 357 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,600 I don't have cash on me. I can't remember my Snapchat 358 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:26,120 password. Telegram get it on. 359 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,320 Boo Boo. Yeah, I don't know what other 360 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,800 bears would be in contention like. 361 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,080 There's loads of barragement, loads of car barrage or loads of 362 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,240 car. There's the one in Sesame 363 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,600 Street. Where's the top hat or not? 364 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,000 We like we bought a hot new waistcoat. 365 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,600 So Sesame Street, The Muppets. Muppets. 366 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,360 You're thinking of Fuzzy. Fuzzy. 367 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,040 I hate him. Fuzzy Bird. 368 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,680 I want him kicked to death. He does. 369 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,560 My He's so annoying. Waka Waka, right? 370 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,920 We're in a very serious situation. 371 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,160 Can you stop? Talking about. 372 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,440 Shakira Bird No, no, I don't think it is. 373 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,040 Waka waka, time for Africa. Is she here? 374 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,280 Why they let her do that? Get an African artist. 375 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,840 She's not. She's not African, she's 376 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,800 Spanish. She's Columbia. 377 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,920 As we say, get an African artist, he said. 378 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,400 Get an African artist. No, no, but I thought she was. 379 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,040 Fuck, where's Colombia? South America. 380 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,000 Fuck. If you go back far enough for 381 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,640 all Africans, I mean. Yeah, that's it bro. 382 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,640 Generally someone's went close enough South America battle. 383 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,440 But they don't have a song had the other. 384 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,880 Yeah. Both those were. 385 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,800 The World Cup had two banging songs that year. 386 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:34,000 We haven't flagged by Canon. Yeah, when I get older, I will 387 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,520 be stronger. They'll come. 388 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,320 Did you see that? The guy who's getting sued by 389 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,480 the the guy who wrote The Lion King was ago. 390 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,320 Right. This is my impression of this 391 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,000 from the outside. And then when you tell me if 392 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,240 this is right, so we all know the famous song from The Lion 393 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:55,160 King. No, no, let me just go. 394 00:17:55,800 --> 00:18:03,480 Just. Go. 395 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:09,680 From the day, right, He's saying in that song the lyrics if you 396 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:15,120 translate it from African are there is a lion, you know, stuff 397 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,720 like that. Oh my God, there was a lion sort 398 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,720 of thing and then this was all viral clip of everyone being 399 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,600 like that's mental. The dudes of the lyrics in like 400 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,440 a certain African language if you translate it. 401 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,760 And then now the composer. The composer. 402 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,400 Of the song was trying to sue the man for something like 403 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,840 $271,000,000 and you're like as a cunt on a podcast he doesn't 404 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,920 have $271. And also you compose The Lion 405 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,040 King. You have it? 406 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,160 Yeah. What do you need, another 300 407 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:39,840 million? You're greedy. 408 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,880 Yeah, I just come out and say what it is then. 409 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,560 Yeah, yeah. Just go to. 410 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,280 I wonder what it actually is. Do we know? 411 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,560 Saving and find but yeah he's seeking 27,000,000 and damages 412 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,920 claiming the 20. Million, sorry. 413 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,560 Trivialized his work. Cultural significance. 414 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,920 Sorry, that's not enough money for a lot. 415 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,640 You see what you said? My work. 416 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,920 Use up you trivialize my nose 27,000,000 each. 417 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,560 Inches. Imagine you find out hakuna 418 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,520 matata didn't mean no worries. Like fuck what you're going to. 419 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:15,000 Yeah, I would just write back. Hakuna matata. 27 mil hakuna 420 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,200 matata. Myself like you see, compose the 421 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,120 light. You've got it, You're loaded. 422 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,960 Do you know what they probably made a fortune off? 423 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,440 The Lion King. Probably did some other movies. 424 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,960 He lives in a different planet. I would ring him and be like 425 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,400 you. What's really going on? 426 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,640 Yeah. What's really going on? 427 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,600 Yeah. Who has to help? 428 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,440 All the money. Oh, why he did that. 429 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,280 He. Would circle out to me. 430 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,520 He he did can you feel love tonight and circle like but then 431 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,880 they didn't use the version in the movie. 432 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:43,600 See, can you feel no see can you tonight It's sung by like Kameen 433 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:49,880 something in the movie, but his music video don't know his music 434 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,040 came out his song he made at the time with The Lion King video, 435 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,320 but then the actual version wasn't in the movie isn't him. 436 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,120 I did not realize that. Did the re release the music for 437 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,800 the live action one with Seth Rogen as PIMPA? 438 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,360 Yeah, the Dead of Hope. See him as you have this for I 439 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:12,400 love Seth Rogen and he was funny in that movie but see the songs 440 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,480 like offensively Can't Sing to the point where it's like get 441 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,960 someone to do it and nobody will know but he can't even do a 442 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,320 nearly singer. I had a real pet peeve with that 443 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,560 bit and you know what? In the 90s animated one when 444 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,520 tomorrow singing and he goes and I got down hearted every time. 445 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,520 Sorry brother. He goes I got down hearted every 446 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,720 time that I and then tomorrow goes pump back not in front of 447 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,880 the kids, but in this Seth Rogerman to say farted and I was 448 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,520 like that. That was the best joke with the 449 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,520 whole thing. Yeah, yes. 450 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,560 Let it go. I'm also so stupid. 451 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,800 I was like, I always thought he was gonna say sharded. 452 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,480 I don't know why it. Would have been more sense if he 453 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,560 said sharded. Yeah, yeah. 454 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,080 In fact, it would have been funnier and would have worked. 455 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,440 Yeah, do you know that's the first movie that features a 456 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,640 Disney movie that features a fart lanking? 457 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,880 This is The Lion King. Seriously. 458 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,520 There we go. Pop quiz question for you. 459 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,120 They are. Oh. 460 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,760 I should have known that. Yeah, lanking soundtracks. 461 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,680 Unbelievable. Circle of Life. 462 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,000 Oh, I just can't wait to became. Oh, why screamer? 463 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,320 See actually see to be for see the move faster movie The spin 464 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,760 off you've seen it. Not yet, actually. 465 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:19,120 Unbelievable and a good soundtrack because it's the guy 466 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,920 that Hamilton. Lemon. 467 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,880 Well, Miranda? And you can tell because it's 468 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,320 all like Hamilton kind of songs, but it's Lion King. 469 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,880 Faster rapping, no. No, no, no, no. 470 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,320 Who does the voice? That's where we're at, folks. 471 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,320 African lives doing African music, folks. 472 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,720 I'll have Snow White there and grind next. 473 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,040 For fucks sake. Cinderella's calling them the 474 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,520 man them fuck her right off. I suppose Rafiki's gay. 475 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:49,160 Is he up in that tree? Snogging man. 476 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:57,280 Aladdin burn them ups. The genies trans. 477 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,720 Of course he has. Fucks sake. 478 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,680 Forget 3 wishes, I have 1 wishes. 479 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,400 Give us our premier inspect so one wish I have for God's sake. 480 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,440 This is called the dogs I used to love. 481 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,520 Can't see you Jafar enough. Oh nice. 482 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,160 Thank you. Nice used to love taking her for 483 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,680 a carvery and a Sunday in a premiere. 484 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,600 This is called the Talks. And then she left. 485 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,560 The Mufasa movie is brilliant. It's really good. 486 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,760 Sorry, dance so apparently. The comedian says the 487 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,560 translation is look, there's a lion. 488 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,800 Oh my God, was his translation. Look, there's a lion. 489 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,520 Oh my God. The actual translation, 490 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,960 according to Google, is, look, a lion father. 491 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,240 Oh yes, it's a lion, a lion and a leopard. 492 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,680 Hey, that's weirder. I mean. 493 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,440 What he's done and he's going to transform for £27 million. 494 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,840 That's what the claim is. Yeah, you didn't say Father. 495 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,160 Daddy's very important in that. Eldon needs an intervene and 496 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,120 sort to sort this out. I don't could sort this out. 497 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,240 I don't know. I mean, Elton's not a guy who's 498 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,280 shy to speak his mind. Like, I know. 499 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,200 Have you ever seen him? That interview when he's getting 500 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,440 the music video shot, that's like 4:00 in the morning and 501 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,240 fucking light is not ready or something. 502 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,640 He's like, you've got me out of four in the fucking morning. 503 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,520 Oh, sometime I'm wasting my fucking. 504 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,280 Time. It was full. 505 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,280 It was full. Reggie. 506 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,520 Yeah, he was. Straight he goes from Elton John 507 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,480 to. Reginald Yeah. 508 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,960 But then here's the thing though, you know, you accuse him 509 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,240 of that and you're like the fucking worst guy. 510 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,720 And then he goes, can I play you this? 511 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,600 And he puts on your song and he goes, I did that. 512 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,960 And you go, OK, yeah, you can check. 513 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,640 You can check. I would love even he's not 514 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,920 flamboyant and silly. If he should not be, I'd be. 515 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,080 Dying. I think you could get him 516 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,760 laughing about it. I think he'd go nuts and all and 517 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:42,400 lose your head. And then you'd go Elton shut up, 518 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,320 darling. And he loves it like. 519 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,880 I'm off it. You know the way he was 520 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,080 obviously like drug addict, alcoholic, whatever. 521 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,720 But you know what he spent like blue? 522 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,080 His fortune at 1.9 floors. Really, he was spending 523 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,080 something. Like something? 524 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,040 50 grand a month on floral arrangements. 525 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,440 Just fucking went nuts with the drugs and just buying loads of 526 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,080 flowers. Might have a tough conversation 527 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,280 with your wife, love. Conversation he would have. 528 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,400 Yeah, I would say hiding tulips. Probably, Probably not. 529 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,640 He was married at one point. Thank you. 530 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,480 I was going to say he married a woman. 531 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,960 Yeah. Thank you, I was going. 532 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,440 To say I don't know what, George. 533 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,200 Probably wasn't. Probably wasn't as tough as 534 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,120 here. I'm gay, by the way. 535 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,640 Think she knew? I. 536 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,960 Said when she saw his gear. And I've been with her 537 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,000 transplant, she was like. Yeah, he's coming in with 400 538 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,440 grams worth of floral arrangements. 539 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,960 Go and sit down, I need to tell you. 540 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,320 Something four guys, Yeah. It's just Eddie Mercury. 541 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,600 Don't ask any questions. Listen. 542 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,880 He's using one of their arses of vase. 543 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,560 He's like. So I need to tell you something 544 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,040 here. Tulips. 545 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,960 They're lovely. Put your tulips on my cock. 546 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,440 That's Elton John, who was from Helen's Bay. 547 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,520 Look, what else is Rose Darling erection? 548 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,880 That's that's not a plant was crap crap. 549 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:16,880 To book in the Bible. Well done. 550 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320 But he was, he was one of those singers had to come out and 551 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,040 you're like, why? Yeah, yeah, he also. 552 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,880 Owns apparently an estimated 250,000 pairs of glasses. 553 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,520 That's 2 million. John Durham. 554 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,720 Reading one for crosswords. Yes, it's Sudoku. 555 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,440 Once yes. Driving once, yes. 556 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,160 I wonder if. He's driving at night once. 557 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,840 Yeah, wonder if he has a favorite part. 558 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,480 He keeps losing them. Yeah, for fuck sake. 559 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,040 No. I. 560 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:44,200 Just buy 1 Stringle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 250 thousands. 561 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,280 A lot of glasses, like they probably get them all free, you 562 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,080 know, do. You think there's ever a point 563 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,960 where someone like Elton John doesn't have his glasses and has 564 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:51,760 to go? Where do we see? 565 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,480 Just a wee moment. Big Jan text on his phone. 566 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,840 He's trying to read the wee songs on the piano. 567 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:06,080 Yeah, don't banged. Then I put down in words. 568 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,040 I love Elton John Boyce. He's fantastic. 569 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:09,880 He's unbelievable. He's. 570 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,120 Not I love. An icon. 571 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,520 An international icon, I would say. 572 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,760 Oh, yeah, Everyone loves Elton John and he fucking knows. 573 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,320 He's the one who's really arrogant. 574 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,880 And I'm like, fair play to you, yeah. 575 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,600 I love that story about him. He was on Graham Norton and 576 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,360 Eminem called homophobic but Elton John was like when I got 577 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,440 married he sent me two diamond and crossed cock rings. 578 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,360 Yes, it. Shows you how homophobic he 579 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,880 isn't. He's brilliant. 580 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,520 Ghetto Gospel. Oh, what a song. 581 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,280 You know, ghetto gospel. I was too bad. 582 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,840 Don't make me sing it. Make I'll try to make you nuts. 583 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,640 I know that's what I'm saying. So remember. 584 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,280 I could recollect before my hood days, I said reminisce, thinking 585 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,640 the bliss of the good days. Now, what's mental? 586 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,320 But that is before this, you showed us a full rap video 587 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,640 you've done and you're 10 out of 10 brilliant rapping in it. 588 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,760 And you just did that. And that will be a bad 589 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,080 reflection, what you're like as a rapper. 590 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:58,920 You're really. Good at it. 591 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,840 Also, you'd call it you'd call it Kato Gospel. 592 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,960 Yes. Call back first of 593 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,960 pedroxboys.com. If we became rap we I'd take a 594 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,400 toe. You'd be looking at all these 595 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,200 women but all that cock. No, I'd have to be the Kid Rock 596 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,840 got back the Kid Rock like instrumental over your rap. 597 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,120 Like I'm too much of A cracker too hockey. 598 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,920 I say you go Kid Rock with it. You'd be on the MAGA halftime 599 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,680 show, Yeah. It'll be and I'll end up in that 600 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,120 situation. I wouldn't. 601 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,960 Want to be there? We need the money. 602 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,560 What's? The You'd have a great time at 603 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,800 the Kid Rock show. Blink 180. 604 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:42,960 Two nice what's the best rap singer collab ever? 605 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,320 Do you know what I mean? When a singer jumps on a chorus 606 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,000 or whatever of a rap song. Eminem, Riala. 607 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,960 That's up there. That's excellent. 608 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,040 Anytime the dog does it. Anytime. 609 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,240 He loves the way you lie. I think it's brilliant, but I 610 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,160 actually think the monster is better. 611 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,640 Yeah, Monster is fucking. Song I get brilliant. 612 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,040 It's room for me because. Eminem and I know I mean. 613 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,680 That's what I mean. Joe Mickey Bartlett, that's a 614 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,960 great show. Especially because I'm dressing 615 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,840 Eminem in the 90s. Kanye and Jamie Foxx. 616 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,360 Oh fuck, I'd prefer. Oh, you think you're going slow 617 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,040 jams though? Oh no, you're going fucking gold 618 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:19,760 digger. I think so. 619 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,920 Jones better than gold there. I really like slow jams. 620 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,680 I love. Slow jams. 621 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,080 Gold Digger would get me on the fucking on the flow. 622 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,360 Anytime I'm in a bar and I say it to what I'm saying, Yeah, 623 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,640 gold. Yeah, if I'm in a bad mood and 624 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,000 Gold Digger comes on, I can't be in a bad mood anymore. 625 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,040 I don't, I don't love it. I think I remember watching slow 626 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,320 jams on T4. Can you went on T4 to promote 627 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,800 it? No one knew who he was and I 628 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,080 went out and got that college drop it and I slow. 629 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,520 Jams. You know what's great? 630 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,840 I took Kanye, Rihanna and Paul McCartney. 631 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,880 If you Fast forward through Kanye. 632 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,200 For five, four or five seconds. I like. 633 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,280 I don't like that so. I do quite like it. 634 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,400 It's not I like Paul more like. He was, yeah. 635 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,480 He was just playing the guitar. Kanye bit bit more do to do. 636 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,880 What's the what's the other one they collabed on and he's not 637 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,680 really in it all all day? Yeah, the. 638 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,960 One the one Paul McCartney did with Dan. 639 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,840 Hey, Jews. Yeah, that was good. 640 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,000 Yes, that one was really. Good. 641 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,360 Don't let me down. That only got in the last few 642 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:24,600 years. Oh Hitler, That's Kanye. 643 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,920 Not so bad. Nice, baked it. 644 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:43,760 Fear live on a German submarine. Get back, get back, get back to 645 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:52,200 where you don't belong, Israel. I want to raise my hair. 646 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,640 Never get. So every week we'll do better. 647 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,320 It's ruining his life, but every week? 648 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,280 He has asked us to stop it and we're just like, we'll not do it 649 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,600 anymore. And then we take a something to 650 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,600 do anytime it's a low episode or dance. 651 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:20,400 And Nancy, let's talk. Imagine all the people screaming 652 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:27,920 and agony. You were just singing it. 653 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,080 I got to the pot eventually at the Jews. 654 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:37,040 Again I went Jews. Ringo, Star of David. 655 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,000 You give it one of these, Ringo, Star of David. 656 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,880 I don't know. I respected it. 657 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,560 I was like. He is the best Beatle. 658 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,400 Let's shuttle it now. George Harrison. 659 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,520 I fully agree with that. I agree. 660 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,400 All right. Well, guys, next to check in 661 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,480 next. Time for Liz. 662 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,280 Overrated. Well. 663 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:07,320 Well, right, But I'll say this. I didn't know the John Lennon 664 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,800 song Beautiful Boy that he wrote about his song, and I only 665 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,160 started hearing it like last week. 666 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,000 It's unbelievable what it's. A gold. 667 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,040 Beautiful boy I. Don't think I've heard it. 668 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,320 Is it about this the money like the sunny like? 669 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,040 Yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what's a really, 670 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,000 really embarrassing Have you ever seen Paul McCartney's son 671 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,040 on Lorraine Kelly Live? Missed that? 672 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,280 If you get a chance. I swear to God I. 673 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,120 Swear to fucking God right if you get a chance. 674 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,040 Before you die. I swear to God it's the most 675 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,200 awkward fucking thing you've ever seen in your life and. 676 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,400 As long as it's curious. Depression he's always be 677 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,520 banned, right? And it's like, but it's not 678 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,240 Lorraine Kelly host and it's her show, but someone. 679 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,320 Else of course. It's not, no. 680 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,160 There's that blonde girl who come in and fill in for 681 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,040 Lorraine, I forget her name. Kate Caraway. 682 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,360 It wasn't Kate Garrett. The other one you'd know. 683 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:55,920 Have you seen her used? To do the weather. 684 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,240 Used to do the weather right and he's about to play or he's just 685 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,840 finished playing. And she goes, we've got a 686 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,000 special surprise for you now at a Costa video. 687 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,280 Paul McCartney in a recording studio. 688 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:10,400 And he goes, hey, David Rocket man, do do, do, do, do, do. 689 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,120 Yeah, and. Then it just cuts back and he 690 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:19,760 just goes oh cool, it's the most awkward fucking thing. 691 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,720 Good. His son, though. 692 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,160 I think he's not bad, but he's following the footsteps of Paul 693 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,920 McCartney. He also does not have the 694 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,560 charisma nor the looks of his dad. 695 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,200 He looks. He looks like a supply art 696 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,040 teacher. It's so brutal. 697 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,400 Yeah, if if Paul McCartney had no, there's a conspiracy that he 698 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,360 was dead and got a look alike. He looks like he came third or 699 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,280 fourth and they look like Paul McCartney. 700 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,840 He looks like someone drunk went I got a photo with Paul 701 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,160 McCartney and it's not that. Right. 702 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,160 No, he looks like Paul McCartney went yeah, we're just doing a 703 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,640 quick kick in Chernobyl and then six months later. 704 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,240 Who? Who are good music Nepal babies 705 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,440 who's come along. I like Cyrus the son of someone. 706 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,960 It's on her daughter. Someone you go brilliant. 707 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,560 Yeah, yeah. Harris Class. 708 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,040 Lily Allen. Yeah, yeah. 709 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,240 Yeah, yeah, even though she pretended she wasn't. 710 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,240 Hates Lily Allen, I say. She was smacked out and then she 711 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,960 was basically like. Kelly Osbourne. 712 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,080 Whatever, won't you? No. 713 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,840 Fuck no, the one with Osbourne shot a song. 714 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,560 With those words, a bagger. Yeah, yeah, he's literally in 715 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:20,960 it. Still. 716 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,400 Never. Maybe she wouldn't be able to 717 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,920 know. By the way, that song's better 718 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,840 without her nearest. Willie, who do you think better, 719 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,720 Black Sabbath or Kelly Osbourne? Do you think she eventually 720 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,920 chained her? Dad was. 721 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,800 Paranoid. Normal. 722 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,280 War Pigs. Good. 723 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,600 Don't come. Here nib Iron Man. 724 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:44,960 No, that's Will Smith. Kelly Osbourne, now she to be 725 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,080 fair, she was brilliant, her music. 726 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,640 What are other Nepal babies there's? 727 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:55,080 Loads 1975 Marty Healy I know about for him I. 728 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,120 Almost think it's like if your parents are in the in the if you 729 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,560 go into the industry they were in. 730 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,320 But I don't know, OK, maybe get some doors open for him. 731 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,680 But his mom and dad being like actor presenters. 732 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,080 Is that sure? We never, we be. 733 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,800 No, but he is. Was he not rumored to have like 734 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,840 a producer of his parents? His mom is like the curator of 735 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,400 like some high art school I think. 736 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,639 OK. I think Friends leads rather 737 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:21,960 than Applebee. Yeah, I think there's a 738 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,880 different thing. If it's like your dad did this 739 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,360 thing and you do the same, it's like working with the same 740 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,159 company, you know what I mean? What there's a good wee song Is 741 00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:31,480 it? Meet me at our spot with Willow 742 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,400 Smith. Meet me at us. 743 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,840 Took vibe. Yeah, baby, are you coming for 744 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,440 the ride? There's like a live version of 745 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,719 that that I'm like, that's really nice. 746 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,840 That is that Fetty Wap. I'm only guessing by the voice. 747 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,679 That is generally how they sing it. 748 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,280 Baby, are you kind? Of vibe. 749 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,159 Another guy, she is Germany class. 750 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,360 Yeah, I think my hair back in. And then her brother does music 751 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,800 too, and it's fucking. Child. 752 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,720 The one he did though for Karate Kid with Bieber was fucking 11 753 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,160 out of 10 though. I will never say never. 754 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,640 And I suffer. Karate Kid? 755 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,000 Yeah. His arms bigger than me, he 756 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,040 taller than me. He's smarter than me, a lot 757 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,640 better looking than me. Dicks bigger than me. 758 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,000 It's really weird. But keep my mom's name out your 759 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,440 fucking mouth, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. 760 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,880 Yeah, because I'm John Lennon son, the one that songs a bit 761 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,040 that Julian did music. Shot No, Julian did do music, 762 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,000 but that's not the one he likes. That's the one he severely 763 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,040 neglected. Oh, really? 764 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:26,680 Sean? Oh, no. 765 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,760 Lennon the one he have a Yoko? No, his music's fucking 766 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,400 brilliant. Enrique. 767 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,840 Oh yeah, other Enrique. You see him perform live now. 768 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,440 Do you know his dad when he told us that he wants to be a singer? 769 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,360 His daughter? His face. 770 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,600 When you can't hold a fucking note, you'll not be a singer. 771 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,080 He said it in Spanish, obviously. 772 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,760 You'll never be a thing. Whatever Spanish is for white. 773 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:55,400 No ablay singer Enrique and. Whatever Spanish is for, wise up 774 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,800 your wee deck, that's what, Julio. 775 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800 Says we got Julian Casablanca. Is that his name? 776 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,120 Casablancas. Yeah. 777 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,440 Who's his dad? The Albert? 778 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,960 Oh no, I'm thinking of Albert Hammond Junior again. 779 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,000 The Strokes. Albert Hammond Junior. 780 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,080 His dad sings It Never rains in California. 781 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,120 You don't know him, or that's all you. 782 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,080 Don't know him or that song but also I like the Strokes but 783 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,680 knowing his name is Albert Hammond Junior is really. 784 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,520 Pissed he's not the main guy, he's just in the band. 785 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,160 I think I might have that wrong. The guy from SCDC his dad was 786 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,360 because they wrote a song after him Back in black. 787 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,960 Was that was a composure? Oh. 788 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,800 No, it was Australian. Oh man. 789 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,440 It's the best we've got. Norah Jones. 790 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,640 Oh, who was who? Her father is Ravi Shankar. 791 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,560 Who? Made the famous Ravi Shankar. 792 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,240 The yoga guy. I think I ordered Ravi Shankar 793 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,960 the only weekend in. Look at him. 794 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,440 Shit, they're acting like he doesn't know Ravi Shankar. 795 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,200 Get the decks almost like Ravi Shankar. 796 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,240 Here, talking about fucking landing music and all. 797 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,800 Does he know who Ravi Shankar is? 798 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,880 You are Ravi Shankar. See you next time we do Stars 799 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,160 rise. We're doing Ravi. 800 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:12,520 Ravi Shankar, that classic song? Yeah. 801 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,360 That, that, that Ravi Shankar. Yeah. 802 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,920 Yeah, Ravi Shankar? No, never heard of Ravi Shankar. 803 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,040 That's what. Lost the head over Ravi Shankar 804 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,600 on Tinder. Ravi. 805 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,680 She's looking for a girl who can indulge in my interest. 806 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,720 Long walks in Ravi Shankar. Who's Ravi Shankar like? 807 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:40,120 Hugely famous Indian player like popularized like in the 60s, 808 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,720 seventies think. You're only reading it. 809 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,560 In work. And like from the came from any, 810 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,840 but to the West like popularized popularized that. 811 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,800 Maybe she popularized Ravi Shankar Shankar with popularized 812 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,200 Indian music in the West. Ravi Shankar, you'll know him. 813 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,160 If you've seen him, you won't know. 814 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:06,760 Did I stunner Ravi Shankar? It's called getting on like he's 815 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,040 done. No Ravi Shank. 816 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,680 Here he comes, fucking Ravi Shankar. 817 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,600 Make this jukebox is fucked here. 818 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,320 There's no Ravi Shankar on here. Just love to be different. 819 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,000 You do No Ravi Shankar play Ravi Shankar. 820 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,400 I think we're. Disrespect the legend too as 821 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,120 well. There will be people like in the 822 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,520 in the lazy boys. Fans like lost their head here. 823 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,880 Any other nipple babies there? No, I'm not giving you anymore. 824 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,800 If you're not going to don't know the best one, come on few 825 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,040 more. Well, there were none that I 826 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,440 could see, musician wise. But Gracie Abrams, do you know 827 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,640 her? Yeah. 828 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,840 That's JJ Abrams, daughter. Oh. 829 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,360 Fuck, she had an actress. I'm not she the Ravi Shankar A. 830 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,240 Musician. Twice a musician. 831 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,040 There you go. I know Lenny Kravitz, we girl. 832 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,240 Zoe, She's not from the village, you fucking weirdo. 833 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,800 What do you call Lenny Kravitz girl? 834 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,360 Who's the Kravitz girl? Lenny Kravitz, oldest. 835 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,920 Robbie Kravitz. He named her after that famous 836 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,080 musician Ravi Shankar. I'm. 837 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,520 Glad you finally realized, Maggie. 838 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,840 All about Ravi Ravi. Ravi Shankar. 839 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,280 There are other Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, 840 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280 Ding. Careful now. 841 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:36,720 Oh shame, Todd cancelled. Ravi Shankar shame self. 842 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,760 Ravi Shankar brings you down. Like I was looking up some 843 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,000 tongue twisters yesterday, yeah. I've been called lesbians like. 844 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,400 My sister listens this and likes you. 845 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,400 She can't watch. This is my. 846 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,400 This is the. I've been doing Peter Piper 847 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,440 wrong. Peter Piper picked a Peck of 848 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,080 pickled Peppers. A Peck of. 849 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,360 Pickled Peppers. Peter Piper. 850 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,480 Picked and then there's another line, but I've never. 851 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,320 I'm only getting into. Peter Piper, pump the Piper. 852 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,080 Do the pheasant do the pheasant pluck? 853 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,400 Not a pheasant. Plucker pheasant plucker. 854 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,040 Suddenly plucker pheasant. The pheasant burger comes no. 855 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,280 I struggle with normal speech. Just try it. 856 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,480 I'm not the pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker, son, 857 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,720 and I'm only plucking pheasant till the pheasant plucker comes. 858 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,000 I shag pheasants, is that it? I'm not a pheasant plucker. 859 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,520 I'm a pleasant fucker, son. Classic. 860 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,120 That's the best with you. Classic. 861 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,520 Probably. Would love that. 862 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:35,080 Robbie Shavar. Robbsey Shankar, I tell you, 863 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,120 play a fucking shit harder, man. Robbie alone. 864 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,080 So what's his name? Oh nice, he won't get. 865 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,520 It's the spaghetti. Football, yeah. 866 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,000 Domino day, Yeah. Javi Alonzo, when's your domino 867 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,320 day? That one we'll tell you about 868 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,720 our travel horror. Oh my God. 869 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,880 I saw what happened. Well. 870 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,520 Travel hard. We're travelling back from 871 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,920 Manchester and it's, you know, when Aer Lingus don't even have 872 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,840 the wee tiny plane and they won't even put their Lingus name 873 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,520 to it. They're like, this is Emerald 874 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,120 Airlines. Oh yeah, you know Emerald 875 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,040 Airlines, it's not even air Lingus or like now it's none do 876 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,400 us. You know, pilots wearing 877 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,520 goggles. You're like, oh fuck. 878 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:15,040 Yes, we we get on is reading the manual as you walk on. 879 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,960 We get on. This thing goes up. 880 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,560 I had the noise council on Airpods. 881 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,520 I'm sitting on the plane. It's a beautiful day. 882 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,560 I'm looking forward to playing football, going home, playing a 883 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,720 match and stuff. Shoes have been good. 884 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,800 Send them a club tracksuit. Sad. 885 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,320 And then I sort of open my eyes at one point and I hear that an 886 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,800 announcement, but I take my head from to it and I'm like, why is 887 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,040 that really sort of freaking out there? 888 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:45,400 What have I missed? The engines going, one of the 889 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:50,040 propellers on one side, it's. Actually, me at the back, I 890 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,200 didn't know how to ask for many chatters, but I really wanted 891 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,800 them because if you get on the plane without lanyard and just 892 00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,400 make that noise, I'll give you anything. 893 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,160 So I realized 01 side of this plane. 894 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,160 Not touching that well, it's. Making a mad noise. 895 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:06,520 The pilot comes on and goes. Folks, we're going to have to 896 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,640 fortune turn back to Manchester here the one. 897 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:14,200 Will be at 6:00. One of the propellers is not 898 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,560 working too well and the engines moving too fast. 899 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,600 So it was like the propellers got so we're but it's two side. 900 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,320 Like him swimming? He's a great we swimmer. 901 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,040 Hello. Too dense to float. 902 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,800 But he's like, we're basically going too fast. 903 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,280 No, everyone's reaction on the plane was because we're about 30 904 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,480 people on the plane was. Keep sure of us. 905 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,240 We're heading towards Belfast, let's just go now. 906 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,880 It would have been a 9 minute flight there and back, but I was 907 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,000 like let's go. But we had to fucking turn back 908 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,520 to Manchester. Just put the make the other one 909 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,520 go faster. I know. 910 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,320 'Cause no number of planes. I realized like an. 911 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,480 Altar not what they used to be. But people are freaking out. 912 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,640 I just, I was like, this might be it. 913 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,960 They kept listening to for like a European football podcast was 914 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,520 listening to. People are freaking out. 915 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,040 Sometimes you have to. Just when you're on a plane, it 916 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,240 gets a bit bumpy. You go, you know what? 917 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,400 If this happens, it happens. See, I get a freelance even 918 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,960 turbulence. I do get a feeling love like God 919 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,280 doesn't want us in the sky. We're defying the Lord and this. 920 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,640 Is the guy's name. What's the guy's name? 921 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680 Oh, this? This guy? 922 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,040 Yeah. Sorry. 923 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,600 Yeah. I just, I thought, I'm going to 924 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,400 this guy. So like, I can bomb on airplanes 925 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:25,360 mate. He never. 926 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,680 He's always said. He's always. 927 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:32,360 The Pirates high club. I am I honestly thought that was 928 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,200 the end so I like sorry I got my took my phone off airplane mode 929 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,920 and obviously fucking thinking about my wife and kids. 930 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,040 Just went Spotify and put on the Ravi Shabar I'm going to die I 931 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,320 need. Absolutely. 932 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,720 I, when we flew to Bali, we got the lead. 933 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,400 So basically there's been a weird admin error where like 934 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:56,360 somebody we were trying to get flights together, like seats 935 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,400 together and it didn't happen. Long story short, we end up on 936 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,800 this replacement plane back. To Austria, you never want to be 937 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,240 in the replacement plane. When the resella tape on the 938 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:08,200 inside of it where they're just stuck bits back on and I was I 939 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,720 guess this cannot be a fucking good thing yeah you spot 940 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,720 something weird on the plane, you go. 941 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,720 If I say it out loud to someone it's going to cause panic. 942 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,360 It's better if I only I know the. 943 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,840 Pilot's way too casual with you. It's going to use labs. 944 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,360 I also wouldn't have told anybody if I was the pilot. 945 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,000 I'd go keep as a fucking secret. Do you know what I mean? 946 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,400 I tell everyone if I was a pilot. 947 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,480 I did. Slight slightest meant 948 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,120 turbulence over the intercom. What the? 949 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:38,480 Fuck Bing bong. There are sandwiches on board 950 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,360 and that advise it because you're never going to eat again 951 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,360 next. Thing you're going to eat the 952 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,560 fucking seat in front of you. They sing on a Liverpool, don't 953 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,640 they? And. 954 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,840 I forgot I said never eat again. I was like, when do they sing? 955 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,920 On the talk. We're. 956 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,200 In Liverpool, not tomorrow, day after. 957 00:44:58,240 --> 00:44:59,760 Yeah, we're going to get shot if you said. 958 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,160 It'll be alright. It does work for two weeks. 959 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,200 We're going Manchester, Liverpool, Manchester. 960 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,680 What do you think that? How crazy? 961 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,880 That's what's your. Opinion on that fuck boy? 962 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,280 That's that Liverpool's class. I love You did hot water 963 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,240 Liverpool. We did Liverpool. 964 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:18,760 Well, I can go do a cold plunge. Shut up, Shut the fuck up. 965 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,200 We're doing hot water class. Can I also tell him we went to 966 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,680 cool plunge place in Sheffield, son, a cool plunge on a cool 967 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,000 plunge sort of thing. And it we we were just really 968 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,440 like it was tough watch because it was there was a two degree 969 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,880 pool when we got into it. Meanwhile, weird angle Calvin 970 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,440 was just like he was sitting. No, but he's like, You ever see 971 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,560 Vladimir Putin go into the ice? Calm felt nothing. 972 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,600 Like he did right now. I've only ever done a cold like 973 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,680 twice and the second time was in the Gal Goram and a queue formed 974 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,240 because it was taking me that long to get in. 975 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,520 And. Then a croc fell off and it was 976 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,960 a good coat. The steps were hurt with you. 977 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,440 Allowed to bring them? Yeah, seriously, I didn't see 978 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,320 you bring pets. They don't get too snappy 979 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,440 whenever they're cold all. Right, right. 980 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,080 Said Ravi Shankar. So I love it. 981 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,480 Is your turn finish. End of April. 982 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,480 No. 24th of. April, end of October, because 983 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,920 I'm doing Australia. I'm talking like. 984 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,600 The I've been like the I know. I'm not coming, so for me it 985 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,040 ends in the end of April. Selfish. 986 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,440 He did his own tour. What the? 987 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,040 Fuck, have you took my tour support act your motherfucker. 988 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,680 That's true. Guess who's doing it now? 989 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,880 Me. Australia. 990 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,200 No history. Oh, you're doing it? 991 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,120 Yeah. Look, all's well. 992 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:37,600 The dance? Well. 993 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,720 But I I couldn't do as a straighter one because I was on 994 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,080 tour. I mean, I was bringing Denzi and 995 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,520 he rang Denzi me like can you do my Australian dates? 996 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,080 And then there's like Connor and I'm like, I can hardly go. 997 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,360 Nah mate, you can't, you can't do Sydney. 998 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,440 I need you in Aberdeen mate. I mean, I mean talal gig during 999 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:57,760 Ramadan. I'd be fine. 1000 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:58,760 He's not. He's offered. 1001 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,760 He was offered, Yeah. Good man. 1002 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,840 Good. Man, so we could have his 1003 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,880 Christmas dinner. Legit true story. 1004 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,360 He thought, yeah, he loves his Christmas dinner. 1005 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,280 I remember speaking the total. Remember, I listened to the 1006 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,160 Quran on the way back from somewhere and I was telling you 1007 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,920 about the devil role in the Quran and I was. 1008 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,280 Told by the way he pointed at me when he was talking about the 1009 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,280 devil. But I listened to the way I 1010 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,520 shouldn't. Business class hammered. 1011 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,720 But I was talking to the new. Show available on YouTube. 1012 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,880 I was talking to all about the devil and Islam and he just let 1013 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,840 I don't fuck all about it as I go I want I want I was like I 1014 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,720 want someone to regal me and stories of Islam and he did 1015 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,160 nothing. For we talked to Phil from Ben 1016 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,200 Ben Berb, but Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, don't we do that 1017 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,320 noise? You're talking with the crap. 1018 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,400 What Penguin noises? Yeah, I know. 1019 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,080 Have you? Have you any little trips coming 1020 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,040 up now? The tourists don't. 1021 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,520 Well, I'm doing fuck all. I've, I think I'm going to be 1022 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,800 back over in Glasgow in and April, sort of May. 1023 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,760 What about you? You've. 1024 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,120 You've fried my head last week in the WhatsApp group when I 1025 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,720 went Oh, you're. You're a fucking mouth. 1026 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,560 Can anyone go on this tour with this guy? 1027 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,800 I don't know anything about it, but I'll just pass your details 1028 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,200 on. Yeah. 1029 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,960 And then you straight away. Yes, I'll do it. 1030 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:09,920 I message the guy. Yes. 1031 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,560 Mickey Bartley can do it. You back in the group? 1032 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,080 When is it? What's a fee? 1033 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,040 Who is it? And I was like, This is why I'm 1034 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,640 never doing this again. Everything. 1035 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,920 Every. No, I literally. 1036 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,760 Just went what is the money but. No, you said I'll do it and then 1037 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,200 I told the guy you'll do it and then he hasn't touched me. 1038 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,720 Yeah, so if he doesn't want to do it, have a good tour. 1039 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,440 Probably saw clips to her figured. 1040 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,920 Yeah, yeah. He's an American guy coming 1041 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,880 here. I actually don't know. 1042 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,160 Don't hang about it. You don't like no big phone? 1043 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,200 Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. He's no Ravi Shankar. 1044 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,560 Like, what are those numbers? Yeah. 1045 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,800 I've been asked to do a gig next week to open for a guy who's 1046 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,360 massive, but I don't even know if used with Norm because I just 1047 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:50,000 about did and he's doing this. I'll tell you, after this big 1048 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,440 giant massive show and I have no idea why I've been asked to open 1049 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,840 for it. It'll make sense. 1050 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,960 That happened. No comedy. 1051 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,680 Yeah. Music Rafi Shack. 1052 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,320 We've all we've all done the open them for music. 1053 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,640 It's not out of the. Yeah, I don't know if I have. 1054 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,720 But this is just a mad 1. I don't know if it'll happen, 1055 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,400 but very. Good, but what's the venue? 1056 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,600 Can say it, I don't. Know. 1057 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,280 I don't know, I assume it won't happen. 1058 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,040 The Royal Albert Hall. Oh fuck I. 1059 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,960 Sold out because I initially was like as it not sold or what's 1060 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:21,120 the. Deal for Tom Skinner, who you 1061 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,720 open them for. Bosch. 1062 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,520 No, that's big job not. Tom Skinner does Bosch to does 1063 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,080 he? Yeah, they both do Bosch. 1064 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:28,960 It's. Fuck off, Tom. 1065 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,600 Skinner, I need to find out who. That's not the shame is I'm not 1066 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,040 the racist. Not making a racial issue, just 1067 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,920 too many fucking black. That's Tom Skinner from the 1068 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,360 streets. Yes. 1069 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,600 No, no, You know, that's oh. Betty. 1070 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,160 Frank Spencer? No. 1071 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,240 You're saying that Dennis Skinner, Labour MP for years? 1072 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:46,840 That's what you're thinking. All right. 1073 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:48,560 Goes out. Mrs. Crabble. 1074 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,200 Seymour Skinner. Yeah, right. 1075 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,080 Yeah, yeah. Skinner's Bakery down the 1076 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:55,960 street. Does that help? 1077 00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,680 The milk No semi skimmed the milk. 1078 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,720 Open them for semi skimmed at the Albert Hall. 1079 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,120 It's a don't know. It's a Harvey Milk tribute act. 1080 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,560 He is Harvey. Milk use a gay rights computer 1081 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,800 in the States. San Francisco. 1082 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,520 Played by Sean Penn and. What happened to him? 1083 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,640 Shot. Shot Yeah, Why? 1084 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:21,440 Fuck sake. I think yeah. 1085 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,960 Also Speaking of which just found out my Lord and Savery 1086 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,480 Chuck Norris passed away obviously did not realize 1087 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,240 massive anti-gay campaigner. What? 1088 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,720 Yeah, so we. Mean anti-gay? 1089 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:35,200 Come here. So he like he was like trying to 1090 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,400 stop game Origins off the states. 1091 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,200 By beating people up. No, just complain about it. 1092 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,080 You'd be at the altar about but the and you just do this to your 1093 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,680 hand. Yeah, really. 1094 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,840 Big NRA guy as well. Well, he tried, he tried to 1095 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,560 punch one and there was like straight in the arse. 1096 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,440 Could them work? NR as I mean he didn't shock me. 1097 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,480 Loves guns. Oh, no rap. 1098 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,000 I see. Yeah, no. 1099 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,480 So I found out. And no, I can't. 1100 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,360 I also had to make the admission that I've never seen a single 1101 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,000 Chuck Norris film. Ah. 1102 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,240 Yeah. Park normally was never Bruce 1103 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,280 Lee, but that was a Bruce Lee film You. 1104 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,360 Just get into the lore of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1105 00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,880 I thought you'd seen all the movies. 1106 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,880 Now when he shake. You only send that. 1107 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,040 Nice. I just like the jokes. 1108 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:18,360 Yes, you know what? I. 1109 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,200 Mean I won't for years. I took Norris kind of the 1110 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,080 Infinity twice. For years I thought he was one 1111 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,280 of the Chuckle Brothers. Like I know guys Barry and Paul 1112 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,600 Scott. But for years I thought it was 1113 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,000 Chuckle Brothers. Barry and Paul. 1114 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,280 Barry, Paul chuckle. You think of Barry Scott from 1115 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,040 Silver Bank. Yeah, we're. 1116 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,480 Talking. About bang and the dad is gone. 1117 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,240 Bang and the gays are gone. Chuck Norris? 1118 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:38,840 Yeah. Yeah. 1119 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,840 But they didn't. Go still here we'll see up in 1120 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,600 heaven I'll be as to kiss boys, I'll teach him. 1121 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,560 But yeah, Sam, that would be your heaven like. 1122 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,000 Saint Peters at the gates being like, oh, you want them? 1123 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,800 Yeah. And then you do things like, 1124 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,600 well, you're not getting. Them Now do you know what other 1125 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,920 actions are up here? Gives a kissing. 1126 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:59,880 I'll tell you. What would you do? 1127 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,000 You get They get to have me ask you to do something weird. 1128 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,680 Probably do it like. What would it be? 1129 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,360 Depends on. I'm going to guess. 1130 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,320 Will this get me sent to Hells as a trap? 1131 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,880 Nice. And then he goes, no talking 1132 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,800 back. But you didn't have it. 1133 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,880 You're doing my head. It's like the ice bath all over 1134 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,760 again. There's a queue forming. 1135 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,640 Get the fuck. Out, yeah. 1136 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,040 I'm like, is that Hitler in there? 1137 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,400 Like, yeah, he was Catholic, said sorry. 1138 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,680 Yeah. Not sure exactly. 1139 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,840 They're not like, Oh, he was right. 1140 00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,640 The whole time. No Reich. 1141 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,440 They don't tell you that, they don't tell you. 1142 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,560 But he was spot on. He's the only one in there, 1143 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,280 Simon Gobbles, pushing each other at a wee swing. 1144 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,520 What did you say? Finally, someone said it. 1145 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,200 What the hell that? Chill bro. 1146 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,680 Should we take this over The Afters? 1147 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:48,120 I think so. Patreon.com/lazy Boyce We're 1148 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,960 going to do an Afters episode right now. 1149 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,800 Thank you for your continued support over there. 1150 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,600 I have some. Maybe by the time this comes 1151 00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,920 out. Some tourists please God come 1152 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,080 and see me in America. Some of those sales are awful. 1153 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,680 Chantalcomedy.com. Can I say the subtlety of you 1154 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,680 putting those gloves on was nothing next to expert 1155 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,560 expertise? I'm also on Terror and Ireland 1156 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,240 across the UK. Northern Ireland port rushes 1157 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,680 doing very well. Bagger is sold out, Belfast is 1158 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,080 getting there. Glasgow is nearly sold out and 1159 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,560 done. Dogs nearly sold out. 1160 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,880 So get on those tickets while you can. 1161 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,440 And comes to meet the Edmund Fringe. 1162 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,400 Nice. Come see me at the Edmund Fringe 1163 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,320 all. Right, I'm not. 1164 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,800 Doing the Edmund Fringe was just doing his thing from. 1165 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,800 Thanks. Folks.