1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,200 Yeah. What's up, motherfuckers? 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,560 You're very welcome to the Laser Boys podcast with me, Mackie 3 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,080 Bartlett. Me, William Thomas. 4 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:09,920 Matthew Dinsmore. That was a nice way to say that. 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,720 Matthew Dinsmore It's not. You'd like it like you'd be a 6 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:17,520 sort of a local celebrity chef. Yeah, at a Golf Club. 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,520 Yeah, I've had, I've had, I've had a bit of a rough life. 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,440 And I was in a Michelin store. Now you've got your own brand of 9 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,840 sauces. Yeah, for the gambling. 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,120 I'm in the Golf Club. I got introduced at hot water on 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,280 Sunday as Densdale, which you didn't love. 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,840 Matthew Densdale. Matthew Densdale. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,680 I called you dens at one point and you asked me very quickly 14 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,360 and never do it. Again, Oh my God, man. 15 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:43,280 I call them weed dens. Stop up so quickly. 16 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,440 I was like, fair enough. Well, my Mason school used to 17 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,880 sing. He used to have a song for me 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,040 and it was like Matthew, Matthew Dens. 19 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,560 You want to have more dins, you should have less dins. 20 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,040 That's it. I know you went to school with 21 00:00:56,040 --> 00:01:03,880 Shakespeare. You go to school with the 22 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,040 fucking Righteous Brothers. Show me age. 23 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,480 There I was watching Top Gun this morning for the gym, 24 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,960 getting pumped. What? 25 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,000 Yeah, I was watching Top Gun this morning and I was getting 26 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,920 rid of the Arsenal. I'm in Glasgow all weekend 27 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,920 getting pumped. I had a fucking, I was out. 28 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:26,840 And I need to tell you this, on Friday night, pumped in a friend 29 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,240 of mine. We were on Glasgow Thursday, 30 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,680 Friday and we're still having pints. 31 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,400 And my friend went, she's a girl, right? 32 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,640 She went, oh, sorry, I hit your Tet, right? 33 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,840 She's like what I got. And I went, it's not a Ted's a 34 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,960 pack. And then I swear to God, this 35 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,480 woman put her finger under my nipple, jiggled. 36 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,280 My daddy went no, his nose dead flabby. 37 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,480 We were in Glasgow same time as you. 38 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,720 Yeah, A. Very fun time. 39 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,320 Catastrophic. It was ridiculous. 40 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,640 We knew. It was going to be fun. 41 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:01,760 The minute we got in that taxi in the airport, I was telling 42 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,000 him and the I was just mainly telling him about when I was in 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,080 Norway and just how fun Oslo is. I was like, yeah. 44 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,600 And then, oh, no, sorry, Sweden. I was like, never been to 45 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,760 Stockholm. Sweden's really good. 46 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,240 And the taxi just went. I was like. 47 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,480 Yeah, I didn't speak a game for five. 48 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,080 Yeah, I was before we even got to the airport. 49 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,560 There's like a light on the bypass that for you to get into 50 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,520 the airport. And he was like, just show me a 51 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,080 picture of his dog while the light was green. 52 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,320 We missed the green light. I was like, what type of dog is 53 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,880 it gonna go bust off? That's two different dog breeds, 54 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,440 by the way, and. Then what's he said? 55 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,320 Can we tell him? Yeah, he was like dogs in the 56 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,360 house are my mates Walker, my God, your mate doing your 57 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,680 favour. I'd fucking kill himself if he 58 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,600 had nothing to do. So I got my walk out dog. 59 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,200 He was on the fuck? He was on that fucking tech talk 60 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,880 live by the jump in the lag and everyone was like don't do it 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,680 and I don't do it. And I was like, kind of you said 62 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,440 fucking stupid bastard. Times a panic when he sees the 63 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:01,680 league with a dog's neck, he's going. 64 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,280 That's a good idea. He's like he's jumped in it 65 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,160 twice and fucking spot him back out again fucking straight like 66 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:12,400 a tasty. He's. 67 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:18,400 All right now like. Good from have to look after him 68 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,760 he. Said well got doggy fucking 69 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,840 swallow pills or something. You fucking away folks again? 70 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:30,680 Enjoy your holidays. What did you say? 71 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,920 You're like, I hope your mate's all right. 72 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,720 And then stroke. And that was how the holiday 73 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,640 started. Yeah, the holiday where it 74 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,400 worked like. Yeah. 75 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,120 A real job? Is it like? 76 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,120 What a very scary flight. Fuck that. 77 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,040 And the wee propeller planes, you know, the fucking our 78 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,360 linkest ones. Oh God. 79 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,880 And like, I'm a nervous flower as it is. 80 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,840 And it was a bit of a blustery day. 81 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,120 I was checking the wind speeds. Wind speeds were up to 35 mile 82 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,440 an hour before we got into the flight. 83 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,160 Let's check the wind speeds. No, I always check the. 84 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,440 Rashes. Probably. 85 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,720 Probably be all right. It was all right in the end. 86 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,720 You sound like you get on the flights with goggles and we 87 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,760 scarf behind. I if it made me feel better, I 88 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,120 would. Kick the blocks away. 89 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,360 Let's go get the jetties. Sorry, love. 90 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,800 But they the when we were taking off now, the wee propellers that 91 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,320 were given at stacks, but it was a bit shaking and then there was 92 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,080 that whistling sound that I thought was an alarm and I was. 93 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,400 Really going. I thought it was death, like 94 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,680 death was on the plane whistle. I was terrified. 95 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,520 I'm not even Catholic, I was doing Hail Marys and I don't 96 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,480 even know what they are. Come with me, baby, run with me. 97 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,360 So I think you know. Big wheels keep on turning. 98 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,760 But it was one of those do you ever get when a bit of wind hits 99 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,840 the plane and the planes? Especially those wee ones. 100 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,880 Yeah. Like you feel this like like 101 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,920 tiniest breeze and the whole. Thing first time I flew to 102 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,200 Australia, there was like, you're on them big massive ones 103 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,560 like the like there's two floors on them and just feel sturdier. 104 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,720 And at one point the turbines got so bad one of the 105 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,760 stewardesses just sat in a random seat and put a seat belt 106 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,720 on. I was like, oh fuck. 107 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,920 I was like, we're going down. I hate to see that because one 108 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,160 thing that like, calms me down with turbulence is looking at 109 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,120 the stewardesses. Not in like a horny way, like a 110 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,680 fucking right there. Go on you girly. 111 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,320 That's the old danger, man. Can you get one out before you 112 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,200 die? Before the before the guy 113 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,000 finishes, send doors closed for departure. 114 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,480 There's no rest actions to the turbulence doing all the work, 115 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:40,360 but but on the flight coming home yesterday, the I was at row 116 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,320 2/2 day on the on the EasyJet flight from Liverpool to Belfast 117 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,800 and I could see where the stewardesses are like are meant 118 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,040 to set and I could see them talking away and I thought it's 119 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,640 fine, this is good. I like this now I was. 120 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,600 I was flying over on Thursday. I ended up the emergency exit. 121 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,400 By the way. Life hack for use, right? 122 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:59,680 See if you don't want to pay for baggage, it's cheaper to book 123 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,840 extra leg room in the emergency exit where you immediately get 124 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,840 your bag above you on the way. Fucking yeah. 125 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:08,960 I'm gifted A lanyard by the gods. 126 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,880 So I just give my baggage. What a flax that was, by the 127 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,920 way. Yeah, but also you just went 128 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,640 into the airport and we're like, I usually have a sunflower. 129 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,040 If they don't have it. The old emotional skeleton key. 130 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,440 This unlocks any door though. Anywhere's a toilet. 131 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,160 If I wear this, I'm just allowed. 132 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,160 But they didn't question it in the airport though, when I was 133 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,120 thinking like why can I, can I just go up and ask for? 134 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,520 One, I will say I'm in there a lot. 135 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,000 All right, OK. So you know, they know my, they 136 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,640 know my voice, they know me. You going away again, Willie? 137 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,600 He's always special, funny. He's, he's a fighter pilot, 138 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,400 aren't you? Right. 139 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:58,560 That's top gum. What were we saying about the 140 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,280 flights? That's why. 141 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,320 I was I was the urgent exit right in my headphones on and 142 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,000 obviously I've like posted for years every time when the exit 143 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,120 when they're like, you know what you're doing. 144 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,840 I'm all fucking two gyms that we run on joke, but my headphones 145 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,680 on the serious, like can you take your headphones out to 146 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,320 watch the safety briefing? And I was like, I like watching 147 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,880 it and then the plane moved and she nearly fell. 148 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:21,000 I was all who needs the safety briefing now, Sandra, get up 149 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,080 there quick. Two whiskeys go ahead fucking. 150 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,800 The SO I'm trying to remember everything. 151 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,280 The taxi driver when we got into Glasgow, he was also brilliant. 152 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,320 He was like what he was like, told us where the best kebab 153 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,320 shop was. Shawarma King by the way, in 154 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,560 case anyone was wondering. And then he told us the place we 155 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,680 were staying as the same place the cost of Mrs. Brown's Boys 156 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,520 stayed. But it was also, by the way, in 157 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,280 the gay quarter. The pink pound. 158 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:50,160 Pink pound, Yeah, that's where that area is called. 159 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,920 He generally thought we were. Gay. 160 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:57,160 I was thinking that as a numerical monetization value, 161 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,720 we'll just realize it's probably means that. 162 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,240 Fuck, I thought, man, just no. It's gay, man. 163 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,480 Oh no, it's. Like a gay man think it might 164 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,800 be. A Holden cell, a double entendre 165 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,240 it like. Like a pound for dogs. 166 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,680 It can mean both. Oh. 167 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,880 Shit, the fuck do you mean? Like a pound for a dog. 168 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,880 A dog Pines, so like, that's where you keep them. 169 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,960 There clever. No, what are you talking about? 170 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,720 Clever, the big pink dog. Normal size. 171 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:32,559 Bark, bark, where's your balls? Oh, I've got my lipstick on me. 172 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,039 Get that leash on me. Oh. 173 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,760 Yeah, Pink pound is in like the keep all the drinks in the pine. 174 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,720 Sorry, no, the pink. The pink's gays fucks sake. 175 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,240 Right, right. I'm with you now. 176 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,960 You know what I mean? It's like a pink pound, like a 177 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,000 big pink #. Not really, but I want you to 178 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,760 stop saying things so I'm going to what's. 179 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,120 The Pink Pony club, then. Lesbians. 180 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,360 Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 181 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,600 But we also What a time it was. The collective sound of Nobody 182 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,360 had anything on that one. There's more. 183 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,880 This is my coffee. Is it because they feed the 184 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:13,320 pony? Maybe. 185 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960 That makes sense. I'm with you. 186 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,120 You know what I mean? What is feeding the pony Just 187 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,160 show the viewers at home then he just. 188 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,240 I don't even like to be honest. I'm sorry for that one. 189 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,640 Oh, you're real. You're fucking you're. 190 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,920 I don't even. You send them the fucking the 191 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:32,360 British secret map details of the enigma machine or more code. 192 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:39,400 Can't call them out anymore. I'm like JK Simmons and web, not 193 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,560 my tempo. Am I rushing or am I coming? 194 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,600 You're American. Try me, you fucking weasel. 195 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,400 I've never seen it. Oh my God I started watching. 196 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:52,200 It was like this movie's class, but it was getting the same as 197 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,360 Uncut Gems where I was like, oh, this has stressed me a wee bit 198 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,120 and I'm not ready for it. Jordan did watch the other 199 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,400 night. I swear. 200 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,680 The thing about the guy with the rest? 201 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,920 Alice fucking fuck. Cried, literally cried twice. 202 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,440 Yeah. See, when he founded as we made 203 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,960 doesn't have cancer, I was like over folks. 204 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,640 And then the head of the crowbar. 205 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,080 I felt really bad. You were like, everyone has told 206 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,320 me they cried at it, Yeah. And I was like, it's a bit sad 207 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,800 in parts but nothing hard. We'll see. 208 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,640 Because I'd watched the documentary about that guy. 209 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:21,520 Yeah, because there's been 3 or 4 different sort of like series 210 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,480 of it. So I felt like I kind of knew 211 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,800 him. I've also seen The Rings of 212 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,080 Power, so I knew that actor was, but when he's in, when he works. 213 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,720 I was like, who's Tourettes in the rings? 214 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,080 Of. Power. 215 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,320 Oh, Gamble. You should not. 216 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,680 Fucking pass. Come on. 217 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,640 Oh, you can't come. Handy feet cunt. 218 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:46,760 Oh, actually, Gollum does have it. 219 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:55,720 Take him like fuck, sorry, that's. 220 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,000 But you got himself watching that. 221 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:02,600 When he was when he wakes up out of the coma and he's like 222 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,080 starting to tech when he's in a neck brace. 223 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,960 I was just like, I must be fucking. 224 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,520 That was like me trying to wash a beer with psoriasis sore. 225 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,800 It was when teachers wouldn't believe him. 226 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,440 I think that struck A chord with me and. 227 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,120 I think when you see like that bit where all the, because 228 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,280 they're obviously all kids that have Tourettes, Yeah. 229 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,160 And when you see them all in a room together, you're like, I'd 230 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,680 fucking give anything to be in that room. 231 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,360 And I would be laughing my balls off in the nicest possible way, 232 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,920 you know what I mean? I'd be going, we're going to 233 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,880 play a game of who is the best tech and we're going to 234 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,640 celebrate the whole thing. You get a medal for every couple 235 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,000 of the worst swear words. David Dibs is knobbing coffee. 236 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,800 He does. I've seen them. 237 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,720 But I've great movie, like absolutely one of those ones you 238 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,360 go, I'd watch that again tomorrow and still be like 239 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,560 unbelievable. I'm raging more than anything. 240 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,560 I rented it for 499 on Amazon prime and then it came out and 241 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,840 fucking Netflix like a week later. 242 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,240 Same. Thing with Top Gun Maverick, I 243 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,800 bought it for a Tanner I couldn't rent. 244 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,520 It at that. Point. 245 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:07,480 I'd already seen it. Well, what else? 246 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,720 We were. My brain's so slow today. 247 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,400 I'm sorry. I'm very tired. 248 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,240 What else were we meant to watch? 249 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,920 Watch that monosphere. Monosphere, we did research for 250 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,960 this, yeah. Yeah, like the way he's told me 251 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,520 to do it as well. We knew you. 252 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,560 Would you're in here with your ping? 253 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:24,560 Pong chat like that would be terrible if I was the face of 254 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,560 the monosphere. Then then the streamer. 255 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,600 See Women. Already I could believe you 256 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,320 doing. This. 257 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,040 I mean they're all right. Like put fucking how good is he 258 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:43,120 being with your mates? Is he buckle 1 bird margin buck 259 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,080 and two. Margin buck. 260 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,760 Oh, imagine. It's John Lennon, I believe. 261 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:55,920 Imagine Buck and two women. It's one of those document like, 262 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,240 I wasn't that shocked, but I don't think you would have been 263 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,960 either because we are. Already know who to worry? 264 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,720 Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? 265 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,240 Like when I heard them talking about conspiracy theories, shit, 266 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,120 I was like, that's my fault. I've started that. 267 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,040 Yeah, like there's some of the kids. 268 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,640 It was like, you believe the world's run by Satanist 269 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,480 paedophiles. I'm like, I mean, the guys not. 270 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,960 All yeah, but then he's also like, I'm Jews. 271 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:24,280 You're like eyebrow. It was the the bed were like 272 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,040 because three threw so good at just like not reacting to stuff. 273 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,680 Yeah, so we can see these like muscle bound 23 year old men 274 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,080 that like go on fucking happy slap people and Louie threw just 275 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:38,560 like and why you like that? And the guys like you can see 276 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,800 the real hearts breaking. Like, I don't know man. 277 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,880 They do look them as like a father figure as well, like you 278 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,320 can tell because they all don't have Das basically. 279 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,240 That's. What, we're all brought up a 280 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,800 strong badass women and then become complete mother fucking? 281 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,760 Like it's not. Compilation, but where they're 282 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,760 all like, yeah, I'll just do a what? 283 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,560 You know, man, fucking women. I do whatever I want. 284 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,080 And how is your father? You know, I've never really had 285 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:05,320 like a strong connection. It was like 5 of them in a row. 286 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,440 Just be a lot. Never really knew about father. 287 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,080 There's the one bit where the guy, the American guys is like 288 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,320 his girlfriends with him and he's like, yeah, I mean, like if 289 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,320 we ever got married, I mean, I probably have more than one 290 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,760 wife. Like we've talked about it and 291 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,760 she's like, no, we haven't. And then he just hands her we 292 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,280 gay dog. And the next the next scene he's 293 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,400 got a fucking spaniel. He's like the smartest dog in 294 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,840 the world. You're like, what about the 295 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,800 other one for the we get up? I love how Thorough doesn't let 296 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,320 that lie either. Yeah, he's like, oh, we'll talk 297 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,040 about it then. He's like, let's talk about it 298 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,080 now. It's going to happen. 299 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,720 Finding the story for fun together. 300 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,880 Let's talk about the problems. Maybe you? 301 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,320 Know you're Steve Irwin. Have two wolves. 302 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,560 I think that's going to work in this sort of situation. 303 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,640 OK, fuck, it's a big Stingray you. 304 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,680 Never get a fucking word in my. That the I noticed that was a 305 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,400 problem whenever I was watching it whenever there's whenever he 306 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,200 goes to meet your man HS ticky talky who manages the only fans 307 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,000 girls and they were like hi, I'm Casey Ray or something like it 308 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,120 was oh, let me have we look at her there just the fucking see. 309 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,600 Followed her. I did the exact thing. 310 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,440 What got me was I've said to him earlier I like watched it. 311 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,240 I went upstairs for a shout before bed because I always had 312 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,640 one before bed at my ALDI. We're slagging off as heroes. 313 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,720 He's in tears. I don't like the HS. 314 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,240 He's black. It could. 315 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,440 Be silly though, the HS goosies that. 316 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,240 We're going to stop doing that, he started getting loaded. 317 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:39,160 People thinking. We said because it's just silly 318 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,320 and we. Made-up the opposite what he is. 319 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,960 He's a fucking Duke. Shane isn't here. 320 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,800 This does just become a full manosphere. 321 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,520 Fuck, I know right now because that was a bit that got me like 322 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,440 my algorithm and obviously picked up and the fact that I 323 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,600 was watching it and then started feeding me manosphere stuff. 324 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,040 Yeah, so I like set the toilet, open my phone and Instagram was 325 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,840 like 6 sides. You know, a woman's a whore and 326 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:06,120 you're like, what the fuck? My picture, my mat FaceTime with 327 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,560 your dad. She's on it again. 328 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,880 Oh fuck. You wear contacts. 329 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,920 He wears. Glasses normally do you? 330 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,560 I thought that was him. Superman. 331 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,640 Superman would have you rinsed. 100% I'd fall for all the time 332 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:34,040 that fucking hard Clark, you weren't a Cape for is there is 333 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,320 SNL sketch with the rock play Superman and it's a something 334 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,280 something something I thought about for years, which is how 335 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,920 does he keep that whole costume under that we shirt because 336 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,600 there's one of the rock and you can see the capes all bunched 337 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,080 up. Underneath this color that 338 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:46,760 looks. Really good. 339 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,080 There's another one he did. It might have been that same 340 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,040 episode where it's they're having a most evil invention 341 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,640 contest. That's all these like villains. 342 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:57,400 It's like I have made a freeze ray as I Doctor Cole will bring 343 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,000 the world to zero and then he invents a child molesting robot 344 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,800 and they're all like what the fuck is like I thought the I 345 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,920 thought was most evil and they're like, well I built a 346 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,680 freezer anyway. I went in a different direction. 347 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,400 It. Is an amazing sketch. 348 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,040 It's so fucking good. He's so deadpan too. 349 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,480 I love that one. The Shane Gillis one. 350 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,280 They're trying to figure out the age of consent, like from Rhode 351 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:25,520 Island, 12. They'll go, oh, why do I have to 352 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,880 go first? You see the one he did on as 353 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,040 well. He's in the voice. 354 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,520 Like know that one where the all their backs are to the person 355 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,480 singing and the spin round and he has this amazing voice on the 356 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,680 spin round and he's he's like fucking big fuck on the mobility 357 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,440 scooter and everything. He sounds amazing, but 358 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,320 everything he says is terrible. Where he's like, my biggest 359 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,560 influence is Chris Brown, but my biggest musical influence, he's 360 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,680 born on a leap year. So he's like, I'm 14, I'm 361 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,320 actually 53, but don't tell the girls I Snapchat with. 362 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,200 It's fucking incredible. He's fucking so good. 363 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,800 I love the one the the sleepwalking like the sleep cop. 364 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,480 Not I love not Louie Thoreau documentary to get back to it, 365 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,480 the bit where heart the HS techie talkies come out and be 366 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,880 like, yeah, we're going down here, pop out some reps in the 367 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,640 gym and then throws like who are you talking? 368 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:28,280 To even the bit where he's like, calves need a bit of work and 369 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,680 he's like, yeah, they do my yeah, they do. 370 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,680 Yeah, do Yeah, do Yeah. Did you see there's a clip going 371 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,160 about of Ed Matthews with him? HS is we like fucking bum boy 372 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,880 and he's Ed Matthews because they do like the pedo hunting 373 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,920 stings now. And Ed Matthews is talking to 374 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,120 Louis Theroux and the fellow recognized me, goes, Oh yeah, is 375 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,320 that a pedo? And Ed Matthews turned around 376 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,760 and he goes, Nah, it's Louis the rocks. 377 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,520 Like they're, they're, they're bound to know who he is. 378 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,440 No there's no way but their brain dead like that's what the 379 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,600 content they agree up with as well like they don't know 380 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,760 through. That's the opening clip is like, 381 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,760 I did a documentary with some guy, Louis Thorex. 382 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,600 Yeah. And then he googles and he's 383 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:09,520 like fuck know who he was? And then HS like he thought he 384 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,000 thought he got him a bit of a wonder when he was like, oh, 385 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,280 what about? What about Jimmy Savile? 386 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,280 And he was like, well, yeah, I was one of the ones who helped 387 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,160 expose him. Yeah, bitch. 388 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,000 And then he started, he thought he got him as well because the 389 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,040 people in this chat were like, you know, is Israel commit to 390 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,000 genocide? And he was like, well, and then 391 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,320 he doesn't let him finish the question. 392 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,840 We also did. A Papa mate, you're a Papa mate. 393 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,040 You're a puppet. Yeah, that's that's the problem. 394 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,400 We can't get into that kind of algorithm based feed of shit 395 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,320 where you go, oh, you don't know how to talk to anybody outside 396 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:35,800 of that. Yeah. 397 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,920 So they just lose their shit completely like. 398 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,960 I mean, the most revealing bit is when your man's with his man. 399 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,360 Yeah, women need to fucking do the dishes and suck my Dick and 400 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,280 then I'll spunk on the place. You'll clean them again. 401 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,040 There's my hello, Mummy. I honestly couldn't believe it's 402 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,920 mad and go shut the fuck up because the bit where she's 403 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,840 cleaning the floor before she's like don't you fucking embarrass 404 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,880 me now this place. He's going, Mummy, I don't want 405 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,440 to juice bar. She's like, why don't you go 406 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,400 down there? I'm gonna waste me because 407 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,160 Mommy, I don't want one. That's fucking insane. 408 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,320 Hello this and they're, they're bound to be loaded up on roids 409 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,840 as well, like. Oh, 100% he's, that's what his 410 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,960 thing was. He, he started off as like APT 411 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,000 and then it went into the crypto stuff as well. 412 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,360 That's how he got money. And also the really sad thing 413 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,360 where he has to meet his dad. Yeah, I empathize with him 414 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,640 there. He live streamed that whole 415 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,320 thing though. So like these people are like 416 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,080 just devoid of any emotions. I feel bad for him. 417 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,240 They're. Bonus here. 418 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,960 Listen to me, folks. Yeah, it's. 419 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,160 A void armchair psychologist Benzi. 420 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,480 I'm sure anything really, I'll do any job in an armchair. 421 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:43,520 Do love a good armchair like. Oh why can I just imagine there 422 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,120 was a guy commented on? One of the guys. 423 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,160 The guy commented on one of the raids he goes this is lazy 424 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,520 unfunny stuff and I was like it's called lazy boys mate fuck 425 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,640 him clip that as well. Better than one of the responses 426 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,520 I gave when I was drunk in Glasgow. 427 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,760 Someone commented me like on clip their mics and I just 428 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,960 replied to him. Take your top off. 429 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,960 Don't even know what it means. I'm sure it'd be nice if people 430 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,520 commented that about us though. Just comment, take their tops 431 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,800 off. Them in bikinis, no. 432 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:20,160 Someone's going to fucking do that now put the tops back on. 433 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,960 That's if we made Twitter fans. How skepy can you make? 434 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:30,280 Alexa, bring me a bucket like I wouldn't look good. 435 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,960 Maxa put them on a milking table. 436 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:40,120 There was noise there, flabby. The two Glasgow shows were fun. 437 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,960 Yeah, I was drunk. For one of them, you. 438 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,520 Yeah, well, what? One first one, second one, 439 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,040 second one. You told for both. 440 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,680 Of us. You missed that in a wild night 441 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,200 in the casino. Tell me about this. 442 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,880 Because I I had to fly to London next day. 443 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,720 Yeah. So I went. 444 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,480 I'm not doing a hangover in that airport. 445 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,120 Yeah. So I left at like 12. 446 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,880 You didn't because I got there at 12. 447 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,320 Because I at one point I was pretending to strip for the 448 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,760 band. Yeah, because. 449 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,560 I. Because I thought I had to play 450 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,600 catch. I was drinking double whiskey, 451 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:15,680 was getting 2 at a time. And then I, yeah, I went to find 452 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,960 you in the casino and couldn't. I was downstairs at the poker 453 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,560 table. And I text you being like, mate, 454 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,960 where are you? And you just wrote back I'm 455 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:31,640 exactly where I need to be. I don't even remember that I 456 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,040 went in and paid and paid like 140 buy in for the poker table 457 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,920 and was that was at 4:00 in the morning. 458 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,760 I bought enough and then I left at like it, I want to say. 459 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,080 So I was I was running hot for a bit and there was a Polish guy 460 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,800 beside me, a Scottish guy. The other side. 461 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,720 There was an old older well in their 50s and 60s. 462 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,240 I took fucking couple quit off her like. 463 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,840 You told me the next day you were so drunk at one point you 464 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,880 were just telling your cars that he was beside you. 465 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,960 You're still running people and they're like fucking para sex is 466 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,840 shit. It's great with a bluff though, 467 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,280 isn't it? But he was being honest, you 468 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,720 know? But I wasn't that drunk when we 469 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,680 got into the casino. But the problem with the casino 470 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,440 is you can just keep drinking. So the star of problems were 471 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,920 flowing and no one else. The table was really drinking. 472 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,920 And then I was because I had a few beers. 473 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,800 I mean, I was sort of like, yeah, bit of a big deal. 474 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,000 I'm a bit of a big hotshot comedian here, actually. 475 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,560 I had two shows in Glasgow going down the Liverpool on Sunday 476 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,000 here yet. Don't worry about it. 477 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,400 Someone's like my grandma and your grandma sitting by the by. 478 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,360 You're curtain matches the floor. 479 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,840 But yeah, and they were like they had no idea who it was 480 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,680 either. To be fair. 481 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,520 Watch why they wouldn't. Why would they? 482 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,480 Didn't know who you were either which made me feel better 483 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,560 though. Cheers mate, sorry thanks for 484 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,040 having to go at my self esteem for. 485 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,120 No reason you weren't even there. 486 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,120 No one would know him like. You stayed in the top floor 487 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,480 though playing the wee on the slots. 488 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,560 I didn't play, I literally just fucking kept going to the bar. 489 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,520 Oh, really? Like. 490 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,720 And then I was like, oh, they're expecting me to gamble. 491 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,600 Where's Denzi? I'll watch him gamble. 492 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,960 And then I couldn't find it. I went home. 493 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,440 I was tucked away in a week dirty poker room. 494 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,800 They came in at like half six and they were like if anyone's 495 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,040 like close to going out, you guys can just wrap the game up 496 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,400 now. And everyone was like no. 497 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,160 And I couldn't believe it. I also fucking nightmare thought 498 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,320 I left my vape on wallet in the casino. 499 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,120 Got home. I was telling him I was like, 500 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,440 fuck, I've got a new vape to get a new driver's license and all. 501 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,240 They were just adding my trousers in the suitcase with a 502 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,520 wee Kerber. I actually should have brought 503 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,200 it. Are we tiny Kerber at all? 504 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,680 And I don't know how I got it. You've conveniently skipped the 505 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,840 morning after that. You were a fucking nightmare. 506 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,920 No, I was not. Hold on a second. 507 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,440 I was not a nightmare. What's did I not let's? 508 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,840 Put let's put it to the jury, right? 509 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,600 You you say you your account. 1st I mean my account is I woke 510 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,400 up and I got out of bed and we went to the airport. 511 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:45,600 Fantastic. We had check out at 11 come like 512 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,760 10:50 he still wasn't up so I paid for late checkout. 513 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,640 I had been in his room to wake him up several times and he 514 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,960 went, no worries, I'm getting up now, we'd leave. 515 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,440 Exactly where I need to be. We'd leave, come back in, then 516 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,960 it got to 5:00 to 12:00 and we needed the checkout. 517 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,800 So I just had to be like fucking, I need to get them up 518 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,800 When they went Denzi, mate, like come on. 519 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,440 And he went get the late checkout. 520 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,880 I went, this is the late checkout, mate, you need to go. 521 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,120 And he went, right. I'm getting up, getting up. 522 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,680 And I stood there and I watched him go. 523 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:19,560 I was like get the fuck up now. Just sunk back to sleep. 524 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,400 In my defense, the pre the late check out was pre arraigned the 525 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,720 day before we were going to do it. 526 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,640 We just could. We didn't haven't done it yet. 527 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,200 So don't make we didn't. You didn't get it just because 528 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,760 of me you wanted. I wanted as well too, but you 529 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,880 know. You know, but and still fucked 530 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,640 and I didn't get we didn't. Fuck it. 531 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,640 I got up and I didn't get a shower. 532 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,680 I don't even know if I brought my teeth, to be quite honest. 533 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,080 I must. And then I got home and short 534 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,280 and my mom was like you can still smell drink and garlic off 535 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,760 you somehow see. Some lead. 536 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,800 In the airport, yeah, the fattest Burger King order ever 537 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,080 of the amount of drinks I went through. 538 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,760 He. Had two hours after me because 539 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,360 my flight was before his and he just went. 540 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,480 I was going to stay here and go through all the drinks on the 541 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,400 refill machine doing one of those like submachines in the 542 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,720 burger. You can get like vanilla Doctor 543 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,600 Pepper and all. Oh yeah, I got everything. 544 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,320 You can get vanilla. Doctor Pepper, you can get 545 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,000 strawberry. Alan Pepper Get out of My Face 546 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 comes on like a wine. Tasting like he was just taking, 547 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:16,480 Page found that. That one was wrong, but it was a 548 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,440 lovely time and I. Made you go through in the end. 549 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,800 Like damn, I want to play all the parades. 550 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,360 Like half the doctor Peppers a couple of the fantasies. 551 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,120 I went to it when I was like, I went to Witherspoon's, got the 552 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,360 best cup of tea ever, had my life. 553 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,840 Like I'm still thinking about it. 554 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,720 Like I was like, I was just a fucking belt and cuffed like. 555 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,600 Posted for. Stuff. 556 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,040 I was like I couldn't believe it one it was just a fucking and I 557 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,640 was looking. It was like is that a PG that's 558 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,000 maybe I need to change my brand. But then so many messaged me 559 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,400 going after the Scottish Water because their water is amazing. 560 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,720 The highland spring water. Yeah, lovely. 561 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,560 So from now on, yeah, from now on, I'm going to be drinking 562 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,720 cups of tea made with bottled water like a fucking. 563 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,120 We actually had a lovely trip. What did we do the first day we 564 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,040 went to the cinema? Oh yeah, we did. 565 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,400 We'll just go think. Where to see the Peaky Blinders? 566 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,920 Movie is it good? Yes, apart from barbecue and 567 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,880 fuck BBQ, unfortunately. If BBQ was watching us, fuck 568 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,920 yourself, right? Fuck. 569 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,480 Because he puts on this fucking moddock. 570 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,320 He's Jamaican somehow. Tommy Shelby boy. 571 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,760 Yeah, wear me, Papa boy. You know me, Daddy bit Tommy 572 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,960 Shelby, but I'm. Still better raise a bit in your 573 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:29,040 heart, you know, become highly from Birmingham. 574 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,520 I don't even say that. That would be better than what 575 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,480 he does. You wouldn't take his accents 576 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,680 that bad until you hear everyone else talking because they're all 577 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,000 like the Peaky Blindles. And then he's like, oh you're 578 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,080 nothing, we're going to make it. You're Nazi a scum. 579 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,040 How do you get down in World War One, you know? 580 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,760 Your daddy told me she'll be miserable busting you. 581 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,880 Fucking terrible. I really love making all that 582 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:03,920 gambling money. The arses put it on the arses. 583 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,000 Now you're making your own ginyon whiskey, man. 584 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:14,000 Who do you think you are, man? In the Garrison by call Island. 585 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,640 By. Tim Roth is great on. 586 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,520 It. Yeah, fantastic. 587 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,960 He's great in everything, yeah. He's even great as like in the 588 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,680 Hulk, Yeah. Oh, he plays fucking the 589 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,120 abomination. Yeah, yeah. 590 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,760 Can we talk about the cinema that we went to, by the way? 591 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,480 I just want to say there's one scene. 592 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,360 It's not spoiled anything. It's the first scene of the 593 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,640 movie, right? And it was building up to the 594 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,760 Nazis in it anyway. Tim Roth getting on a train just 595 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,760 does all this business, then gets on a train, turns the 596 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,640 camera, goes how fucking Hitler. And I was like, I'm in. 597 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:53,440 It's the coolest thing ever. How fucking Hitler booking 598 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,680 tickets immediately. I'm down, said. 599 00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,120 Look, Netflix. John would say it's it's a 600 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,920 Netflix. Netflix, so it was only in 601 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,760 select cinemas and we were just looking up what cinemas would go 602 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,760 to because there is a cinema in Glasgow that we were saying 603 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,200 about that has a buffet in it, which is just accidents really. 604 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,000 Going to go to the view. But we couldn't. 605 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,960 It wasn't shown in there. It was shown in the Everyman, 606 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,720 which is like one of those woke, you know, progressive fucking 607 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,200 ones. You know we can get cocktails 608 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,360 and beers in it woke. You can get a pizza in it. 609 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,000 Yeah, that is that is woke nonsense and. 610 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,920 Math. The main viruses work. 611 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,440 Sitting here eating a fucking pizza in the cinema. 612 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,920 Radical The cocktail sausages. The radical left at work. 613 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,120 You nearly didn't get a pizza, and I'm sure you're glad you 614 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,360 didn't. I am glad it didn't. 615 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,640 You shouldn't make my dog. Because I was like, I was going 616 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,800 to get Maltesers and a Coke and you were like, what about we'll 617 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,640 forget like the small plates? And I was like, it's overrated 618 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,040 but we'll give it a go. No, I was, I was thinking if 619 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,880 we're in this cinema anyway, yeah, we may as well. 620 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,880 I did once get, like, chicken. It was a cinnamon Australia. 621 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,960 It was like chicken tenders, like with Buffalo sauce. 622 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,760 Yeah, that was class. But it did put people off the 623 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,480 movie because it was like, like we're trying to watch the sound 624 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,760 of freedom. Here's about human trafficking. 625 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,080 I'm on. Here I've I've done a normal set 626 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,240 of a party time Sir. No food. 627 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,800 So we got these smoke, by the way, the entire time in Glasgow 628 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,680 because we won't tell people we're there for stand up because 629 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,640 it's just makes it awkward. Man, I every fucking time I'm in 630 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,920 a taxi that gig who's on the night, I'm like, I don't know, 631 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:36,520 I'm on a sag do by myself. Do you ever have those times 632 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,880 like you lie that taxi driver, but your job and then you he 633 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,880 starts asking you questions. He knows something about it and 634 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,520 you're like bollocks. Yeah, like I used to tell people 635 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,440 work in Bombardier because my dad used to, but then I'll be 636 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,400 like I have no idea what he knows. 637 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,440 I know he was sweating around 911 know how much. 638 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,880 So we people just thought we were a gay couple. 639 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,280 But then when we were ordering these, like we ordered the food 640 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,640 that all came and then we ordered drinks on top of it. 641 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,680 And then we were fighting over who has to pay for it because 642 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,680 we're both like, no, I'll get it. 643 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,160 And he's like, no, I'll get it. And I was like, no, mate, you 644 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,960 got the tickets. I'll get, yeah, I brought you on 645 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,200 to it. This is mine. 646 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,840 He's like, I'll make a scene, I'll make a scene. 647 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,960 And I went, This is why people think we're gay. 648 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,040 I love doing nothing. There's no, I don't think 649 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,960 there's anything nicer than being like you put your fucking 650 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,960 money away. I like Joe. 651 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,200 What? That's a mark of a good man. 652 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,080 Don't say Mark Man who never own a house. 653 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,200 Same here. That cinema as well. 654 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,480 My favorite thing about it was the trailers came up and they 655 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,160 showed like 8 trailers because like they only show certain 656 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,120 films. So the ones that they do show, 657 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,920 they just show all the trailers for them and then after that the 658 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,800 girl comes out and recaps all the trailers that you've just 659 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,240 seen. It is the most fucking strange 660 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,120 thing ever. So it'll be like the Bride of 661 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,560 Frankenstein. Fucking hoppers. 662 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,560 Should do it through MIME? Or is it for? 663 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,560 The entry just comes out and be like, well, you saw the the 664 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,720 trailers there. So remember from the 22nd of 665 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,800 October, the new Tom Cruise feature is like and it's it has 666 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,240 and you're like, I know we just sat through 30 minutes of it. 667 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,320 Start the fucking moving. My Halloumi's getting cold. 668 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,040 That is what we got by the way, cocktail sausages, halloumi and 669 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,800 chicken tenders class and the. Diary titties with the time 670 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,000 someone said to me, do you like halloumi? 671 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,040 And my actual response was not that big in the fish. 672 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,800 I was 31 years old. I'll never forget it because I 673 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,280 remember being like, I'd never heard of it before. 674 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,120 And then I thought, Halloumi, that sounds like a character 675 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,440 from Ariel. It must be a fish, not squeaky 676 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,680 cheese. And it's delicious. 677 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,320 My mouth water trying to talk about it. 678 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,400 Have you ever eaten fish before? I've had 1/4 flounder, didn't 679 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,560 like it. Yeah, thank you. 680 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,920 Haven't eaten fish, but it wasn't the Pink pony club. 681 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,440 But it's AI wish it was out so we could do banter about that 682 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,600 movie, but we don't want to spoil it. 683 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,080 Yeah, give it two or three days. Do it next. 684 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,080 Week I am a horse. That's funny that only me and 685 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,640 him, but when that movie comes out, you'll see why we're 686 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,520 laughing. He we actually burst out 687 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,760 laughing in the cinema. It was a very emotional scene. 688 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,960 No one else laughed. It's just randomly just we'll 689 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,720 not go into detail, but it's emotional same. 690 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,560 And he just randomly out of no word just goes I am a horse. 691 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,960 Tommy Shelby says yeah, yeah. I am a horse everyone else in 692 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,600 tears me and him are like die in love but was fucked. 693 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,720 It will be also because we were like, we just got off the 694 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,960 flight. We were in tracksuit bottoms and 695 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,120 everyone else, it was like, it was like a Wednesday afternoon. 696 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,840 It was all like retired couples dressed to the nines and we just 697 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,520 went there and been like, if you got my teasers. 698 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,560 CC and pretzels, can you put them? 699 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,400 You put them in the popcorn. I'll have that 5 chicken 700 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,400 penders. Please, thank you. 701 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,360 I want to me get us a shame over to Glasgow. 702 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,680 We're doing the Glasgow uni. I don't know if I've told this 703 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,080 story and podcast for and the flight was at like fucking 6:00 704 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,640 in the morning and we got to the hotel and it was I think it's 705 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,880 near that cinema and walked in. The guy, the guy behind the 706 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,120 counter was like, yo, do we? She's not ready, She's not 707 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,000 ready. And we were like, is there any 708 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,400 way you can pay for like an early world knackered? 709 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,240 Because I think we'd gag the night before with no sleep. 710 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,320 He's like, I'm sorry, I checked the computer, but the room is 711 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,840 not ready. And then we went to went to the 712 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,920 cinema, seen the goon do the hockey movie with Sean William 713 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,760 Scott and I went back to the fucking thing about maybe 11 or 714 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,159 something. The guy was like, funny thing is 715 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:18,360 when you leave the room was ready and we were like, fucking 716 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,760 hell, that was a really nice hotel. 717 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,800 He was like the mini bodies, complimentary. 718 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:23,480 We went out. I will be OK. 719 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,560 He goes. Well, you're telling me your 720 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,800 fuckers are not going to drink tonight? 721 00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:30,080 But his face didn't change. We were like what the fuck? 722 00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:36,480 I also love by the way, I haven't seen like many a classic 723 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,199 film like Hate Top Gun. The minute you said the goon, I 724 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:43,360 went. I know it's Mark. 725 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,360 Yeah. Bulletproof Monk. 726 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,840 Yes, Classic. Oh, what a movie. 727 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,080 It's not the movie where it's like. 728 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,880 It's him and Charlie Hot. Why do hot dogs come in packs of 729 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,440 four? But yeah, pounds come. 730 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,440 It's the movie where he learns Kung Fu from being a 731 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,960 cinematographer and it's brilliant. 732 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,920 Though it has that shit quote where it's like why do hot dogs 733 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,880 come in packs of five but hot dog buns come in pack of 6? 734 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,000 Because no matter how bad your day gets, you can always have a 735 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000 hot dog and the movie ends on that isn't. 736 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,760 Even the exact no but I. Think it's one of those movies 737 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,760 you must be like. I would like a hot dog I'm. 738 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:21,480 Starting. I'm trying to I my I'm so shit 739 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,680 at remembering things so you will need to remind me of shit 740 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,440 we did in Glasgow. Fuck all drank. 741 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,360 Drank. Yeah, on the Thursday we went to 742 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,000 a lovely establishment box bar. Shout them out there, we're 743 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,760 fucking great. Oh yeah, camera there. 744 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,480 Box bar. Go to it in Glasgow. 745 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,080 Brilliant spot. Delicious. 746 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,920 I got a chicken burger. Listen to this Michael. 747 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,920 A chicken burger, peppered sauce and haggis on it. 748 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,960 Oh fuck me. Unbelievable. 749 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,120 Let's book flights. On Saturday night in Glasgow. 750 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,000 I sat in a cocktail bar, my own, and drank. 751 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,840 Enough old fashioned to a couple of reflection my dear. 752 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,480 So I'm good looking man. And then the guy was like 753 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,040 because it was proper called like I was the oldest, ugliest 754 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,000 fucker there. Everybody has all done and they 755 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,840 were having cocktails. But I was at a bar just like 756 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,120 there's no one I am. And the guy was, I told me to 757 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,440 set up a tab and I was like, yeah, 100% man. 758 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,520 And then I went to leave and went to pay the tab. 759 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,520 It was 110 lbs for me to be sitting on my own. 760 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720 That's expensive. Great night. 761 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,960 The gigs though, we're fucking. US unreal gigs. 762 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,120 Generally thank. You what room he's in, 763 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,680 Blackfers. No, the flying duck. 764 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,760 Do not Galen Graham, the Galen Graham or Green and GAIL. 765 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,720 Yeah, whatever. It's a, it's a fucking great 766 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,680 city to do comedy and like. The flan duck. 767 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,520 I told them I'm going to kill myself and they all clapped. 768 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,800 Yeah, told the most. God cover myself and patrol, 769 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,160 right? We don't give a flying duck. 770 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,320 I said I'm going to run and cover myself and patrol and run 771 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,640 into a vape shop. How'd that go down? 772 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,240 They enjoyed it. I loved it, they loved it. 773 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,760 Thank God that thing burnt down by the way, because I got my 774 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,720 train refunded from Glasgow to Liverpool which was really nice. 775 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,680 A building up there from 1850. Thank God that burnt down 776 00:36:52,680 --> 00:37:05,440 because you got 12 quid 6:50. That fire was mad because 777 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,840 apparently the guy that owned the vape shop hadn't declared 778 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,000 that he was. It was a vape shop and it was 779 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,800 just a plug went off, so they didn't know that there's vapes 780 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,040 in it. And then when they spread water 781 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,840 on the lithium batteries, it just fucking like, yeah. 782 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,480 Fucking. I mean, nobody was hurt, thank 783 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,000 God, but like. Yeah, God love them. 784 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,800 Consider the best smelling fire of all time. 785 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,680 So technically, the firefighters are at fault for using water. 786 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,480 Yeah. Lazy concert, Lazy Busters. 787 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,280 I don't know how you put AV about though. 788 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,400 Big blanket. Sure, called me and you there. 789 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,560 Just suck at the atmosphere. Yeah. 790 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,640 Some that he rush off that fuck off. 791 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,600 It be like ever seen in Afghanistan when they were 792 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,080 burning all the poppy fields and all the soldiers got rubbed off 793 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,840 the poppy. I love the do the one that the 794 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,480 bloke where the burnt a lot of weed behind him, the journalist 795 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:57,760 and he's like giggle his balls off like. 796 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,960 I was loving off his rubber, off the poppy. 797 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,720 Rubber off the poppy. Sound like a like an 18th 798 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,440 century gentile. It's me in November. 799 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,360 I'm rubbing off the puppy, my good man. 800 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,840 That's why the song took so long. 801 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,040 I'm fucked to dancing between the mustard gas and the heroin 802 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,840 you watch. It was just like the fucking. 803 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,320 Trenches were just a puddle they couldn't get up from. 804 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,440 I mean, Speaking of warfare, did you see the latest development 805 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,560 in the Middle East? No. 806 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,400 What a segue. Thank you professional. 807 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,760 Jeremy Clarkson has put himself forward as the next Ayatollah of 808 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,040 Iran. Bastard I was. 809 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,040 Looking for that. I mean, looking at the mortality 810 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,040 rate of that job, Yeah, go for Jeremy. 811 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,520 Stick yourself forward. Pretty fucking good luck. 812 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,560 That's an interview process, like how many stages are there? 813 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,960 I don't know. Because I've done call centre 814 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,640 jobs before and it's been like 3 stages. 815 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,240 Yeah, there's no way. And Ayatollah is like one or two 816 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,560 stages. I reckon it's a rigorous 817 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,640 process. I think it's more just sticking 818 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,360 your like big in the ring. That's not. 819 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,120 I would like, I would like to do it. 820 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,960 I'd like to be there like do it then quit and do it again. 821 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,840 So I could say I told you once I. 822 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,320 Mean you leave again, they ask you to come back, you go, 823 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,280 another told you again. I'm a sick. 824 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,200 I would love Jeremy Clarkson just end that role. 825 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,600 We've got the most nukes in the world. 826 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,040 Fear at all. I spoke over that. 827 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,840 Do it again. We've got the most nuclear 828 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,400 weapons in the world. Just to the West, in the name of 829 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:36,080 Allah. With a strone as a top speed of 830 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,320 650 mph, Herman. 'S got to find out if the new 831 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,720 BMW Series X can out run a new. He has to call himself Richard 832 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:52,200 Hamas. Tom Carrillo. 833 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,120 That's the best I got. That makes sense. 834 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,440 I mean I might work out. Do you know what I mean? 835 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,160 If it keeps him out of here, I'm happy. 836 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,560 I'm tired of him. Garden about farming. 837 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,840 Oh, what they're doing to farmers is fuck you're a menu. 838 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,520 I to be fair, like. Remember he was marching like 839 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,200 they put the tax up on farmers, which too far it was very high 840 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,280 but I don't give a shit but and he was just in the middle of 841 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,960 fucking was a Trafalgar Square on. 842 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,640 A is that when somebody had some with but you only have a farm to 843 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,120 fucking tax Dodot tax and he's like in the world, I'm the 844 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,200 fastest tax Dodotger in the world. 845 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,080 He's amount should have quit the fags earlier on. 846 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,880 Still on them. I think he's, I think he has. 847 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,160 He's on the way. He's on the jabs. 848 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,240 Is he? Yeah. 849 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,480 But he's one of those guys that during the course of top, you 850 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,080 just see his teeth get more and we're stinking. 851 00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,920 You're like, actually he looks exactly like this. 852 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,600 When I was in Glasgow I used to feed for the first time like the 853 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,920 hair removal cream but only put it on the top of my ball top 854 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,120 right so my balls had like a Hulk Hogan situation going. 855 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,280 On. And so there was her down the 856 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,760 side and around the bottom and my scrotum. 857 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,560 At that moment, they'd look like Jeremy Clarkson. 858 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,440 Like exactly. Like what a horrible image. 859 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,400 Well, Jeremy Clarkson are my balls. 860 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,840 Both really. I'm imagine Jeremy Clarkson with 861 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,880 your balls side by side like you've put them up for 862 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,400 comparison. Like he has my balls on top of 863 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:12,880 his. Yes. 864 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,720 Like he fell asleep at a party and you've been like, always he 865 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,640 is. And it's like it blends in. 866 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,320 You're like camouflage and you can't tell which which parts the 867 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,920 balls, which parts the face. Always. 868 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920 He is jazzy. Jazzy. 869 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,760 What about that? There. 870 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,720 Where'd it go? Hammond, don't wait, I'm off. 871 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:36,240 Fucking time did. Richard Hammond do Brainiac as 872 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,480 well. Yeah, no, he was in a terrible 873 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,680 accident. Oh, total wipeout. 874 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:49,720 That was another accident, Brainiac. 875 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,120 Brainiac science abuse. Oh yeah, I do remember that, 876 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:53,600 John. Tickle. 877 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,360 Things that make you go fucking Barry Cue in the Vicky Landers 878 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,560 film. Sorry, this man's name was John. 879 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,800 Peck Oh, I swear to God. Unfortunately. 880 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,240 John and he did the things that make you go umm section on 881 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,080 Brainiac and it was like can I run over custard? 882 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,080 Can I drink my own piss? Jagan what he did as well, but 883 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:12,840 no he. Didn't he drank? 884 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,200 He ran over custard. He ran over and he can't. 885 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,200 By the way, you should get a swimming pool for the custard 886 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:21,160 because it's more viscous than water. 887 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,000 Can you walk over custard or? Mustard. 888 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,680 That's why you have to run, because it's to do with the 889 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,960 pressure of when you hit the custard. 890 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,040 Right. I think. 891 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,320 Is that what Jesus actually did run over? 892 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,640 Custer was like everyone. 'S like he's like I walked 893 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,120 across water and they're like, did you also just invent the 894 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,040 custody? It's like Marthy, Mark, Luke, 895 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,400 John. Scribble up that out, that's 896 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,800 why. That's why I had to wash his 897 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:49,240 feet and custard everywhere. The last dessert. 898 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,600 Any apple crumble here? I've got 2 apples. 899 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,680 That's why Adam wasn't allowed to eat the fucking apple from 900 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,600 the tree. Safe for the I was shite. 901 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:07,800 No, we could have went somewhere we could. 902 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,400 Have went. We could have. 903 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,640 Yeah, sorry. Garden of Eden. 904 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,240 Skull comes in with a Big Apple. I'm sure I'm in there making you 905 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:13,800 as you're. Fucking. 906 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,440 Filling up on apples right the fuck? 907 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,520 I'm grateful. Where's my cinnamon? 908 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,440 Fuck you. Jesus died for our cinnamons. 909 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,160 What I'm here is we. I don't. 910 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,960 I don't I've seen it but I didn't know I was. 911 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,360 My sheets I. Don't see you get sworn into the 912 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,960 Illuminati. You have to sacrifice a virgin 913 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,560 here. I'm sorry Jason, I'm not with 914 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,560 merch Sky. We're still NTL. 915 00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:01,440 We're very behind. I'm fucking sweating, Oh my. 916 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,520 God, I can't believe you're not coming out for pints after us. 917 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,320 Like, Oh no, I can't do any. I'm playing paddle at half 918 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,640 three. Some paddles there I'm. 919 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:13,520 Like there. You go, I'm over pints with my 920 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,040 dad. Should we? 921 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,760 Discuss some Parties Day traditions at The Afters. 922 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,120 Yeah, maybe in 10 minutes. Sorry, I misread the time I 923 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,960 thought we started. To hear about your London trip. 924 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,840 What do you want to know, baby? What you go say? 925 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,080 What you go say What you go say. I went to see the Book of 926 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,360 Mormon. Is it or is it not the best 927 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,720 thing you've ever seen? It's. 928 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,120 Fucking incredible. It's fucking it's. 929 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,720 Brilliant like. Like I knew because so it's for 930 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,880 those who don't know, it's a musical written by the team 931 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,120 behind South Park. I knew it would be a bit dark. 932 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,920 I found myself in a West End theatre of Fuck Me You Can't Say 933 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,360 That. There's so there's like, it's, 934 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,560 the songs are so catchy, right? So you end up walking out of the 935 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,880 fucking theatre humming wee bits and like there's one with one of 936 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,120 the lyrics is like, no, no, Joseph, don't fuck the baby. 937 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,000 So it's like nothing of too much the plot away. 938 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,880 But basically these Mormons go to Uganda. 939 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,560 They try and spread the Book of Mormon and one of them hasn't 940 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,640 read it. So he just makes it up right at 941 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,560 the end of it. The Ugandans kind of learn what 942 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,600 and it's all pop culture references and all this weird 943 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,000 shit, but they all think that they stop you getting AIDS. 944 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,840 You have to have sex with a virgin. 945 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,920 So there's like a bit was like he's this motherfucker is having 946 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,640 sex with a baby. And I wanted the accent. 947 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,440 I'm sorry, right, But when I the last time I said it. 948 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,840 So you go through all of that, right? 949 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,720 Go through the whole fucking thing, all the dark jokes, all 950 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,400 the dark songs. At the end of it a guy playing 951 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,120 Jesus comes out with a massive wooden cock and the whole and 952 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:42,400 the whole audience went you can't be annoyed now you just 953 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,520 sit through two hours of raping baby jokes and laughter. 954 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,640 Balls off. There's that song where he's 955 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,080 telling the book like the story Mormon, but he doesn't know it. 956 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,560 So he's making it up and there's a whole song about it and starts 957 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,120 like Jesus and Joseph Smith and like all these religious 958 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,760 figures. But as the song goes on, he's 959 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,000 making stuff up. There's like fucking Darth Vader 960 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,280 comes out, people from Lord of the Rings. 961 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,880 It's. Fucking so good like. 962 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,320 I really want to go because I think they show it in Dublin or 963 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,760 the showing it in Dublin maybe earlier in the year or maybe 964 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,440 they're coming later, later in. The year I would it's absolutely 965 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,320 worth to. Go like I was actually. 966 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,120 Whenever, because you were booking it when we were in the 967 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,920 taxi on the way to the airport and I was like fuck, I wish I 968 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:14,640 was going down to. Watch it. 969 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,160 I've seen it. I've seen three times in New 970 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,720 York and then London twice. Because I went to it by myself, 971 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,280 because me and Shame were in London and Shane had booked 972 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,480 himself in to play a football match. 973 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,520 He's like, do you want to come see me? 974 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,360 And I was like, no. No. 975 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,960 Unless you're playing at Wembley, I don't give a fuck. 976 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,760 Even then. But there's one of the my 977 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,520 favorite songs is it's when the guys, it's called man up. 978 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,840 He's like, what did Jesus do? He said it's time to man up And 979 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,360 it weirdly can get you through a gym workout. 980 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:43,120 Like like. I love the ballad the girl sings 981 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,560 about Utah. It's so good. 982 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:53,600 Like it's so fucking. I'm going to baptize you like 983 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,320 he's going to baptize her for the first time, but it's all 984 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,480 about writing. The bed at the start where it's 985 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,160 Trey Parker's voice from South Park. 986 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,200 He does the narration. Yeah, and Jesus comes out. 987 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,000 He does. The carbon voice for Jesus is 988 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,920 like, hey guys and Jesus Christ. It's far. 989 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,120 It's brilliant. Like they do they? 990 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,840 This is going to sound so stupid. 991 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,680 Is he actually there? No, I out of France on Australia 992 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,280 and I think it must have been the first time it was in 993 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,080 Australia and they did introduce it like they came out all right, 994 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,800 but no, he they've just recorded and those guys it's. 995 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,400 One of those things where I I don't know if you can Google it 996 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,600 or it's even, but if they made more money off that than they 997 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,040 have off South Park. No should they made fucking 998 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,440 loads but. I reckon they're probably 999 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,400 hitting that much from Book of Morton, like if that's sold out. 1000 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,440 Has grossed 900 million and they signed a billion dollar deal for 1001 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,440 South Park 2-3 years ago. All right, nerd. 1002 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,640 It was pretty well documented how much money they made from 1003 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,280 the Southport thing to be for. But like they've made a good bit 1004 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,600 of money from. Really. 1005 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:56,320 Yeah, that's. Class it's the 12th highest 1006 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,640 grossing music of all time, but it's only been out for like 14 1007 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,120 years. It's massively what's the number 1008 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,320 one if you know Lion King is. It it is the lion. 1009 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:05,680 King. No. 1010 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,920 Good luck, I will. I know I'm right because I look 1011 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,680 this up. Children, he's done to prove you 1012 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,720 wrong. Here I know he is. 1013 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,120 This isn't all. Alongs Lion King. 1014 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,320 That wasn't it that long ago, was it? 1015 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,280 90s ninety. 50 Fuck I of course. Was there a play before the 1016 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,920 film? Don't think so. 1017 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,080 No, it was the IT was the film first, then the play about it. 1018 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,520 Yeah, partly the What did you find there, Daniel? 1019 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:32,600 Yeah, yeah, you're correct. What's #2 looks like same 1020 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,040 wicked, wicked fucking buffing that twice as well as class. 1021 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,680 I couldn't Second time I saw right. 1022 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,520 It's fucking true story, right? I went so working with the next 1023 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:46,320 girlfriend of mine who's from North Coast and at the the 1024 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,720 defiant gravity song, which is at the interval was like right 1025 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,760 before the break. I like I move. 1026 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,280 I cried a wee bit right, and there's an American, there's an 1027 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,960 American whether you're the big awarded, there's an American 1028 00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:00,960 woman and her son sitting beside us and I was like American boy, 1029 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,840 go mommy, Why is the man crying? And my ex-girlfriend just went 1030 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,840 he's a fucking. Faggot. 1031 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,920 I was like, shut up. That girl's last day, that's her 1032 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:19,640 last time singing that song. Oh, she wants us to fit in Green 1033 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:24,800 Face Lame is a music I like. The actual songs I couldn't sit 1034 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,440 through. I tried to watch the movie and 1035 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:31,240 couldn't talk talk. For a bit I see this like when 1036 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:33,680 they're just like sitting eating bread and be like oh is the 1037 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,440 toast. It is really good. 1038 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,080 I had jam on it. I'm like just. 1039 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,320 Have you ever tried it with peanut butter? 1040 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:45,680 What is that 17 O 4? It does my fucking pets and 1041 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,960 like. I'd like I've been the musical 1042 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,320 before. They are if they're. 1043 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,480 Class. They are class. 1044 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,680 You do feel very ephemeral. But sometimes I don't like films 1045 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,760 and songs or no songs and films. Do you want to mean if there's a 1046 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,240 musical number in a film, do you ever see the film Blue Story? 1047 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,200 No, it's like about Rd. men in London and gangs. 1048 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,800 But for some reason there's just like musical parts just 1049 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,040 throughout it, right. And like, it's a guy who and he 1050 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,120 breaks the 4th wall and he's like, yeah, Jimmy's on the road 1051 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,160 and he's selling drugs, but he's going to kill the man. 1052 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,920 And it's like, I don't like this, you know? 1053 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,560 That if it's done well, I. Wasn't the great impression of 1054 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,400 it to be firmer? Yeah, there's a bit more, a bit 1055 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,800 more. To rocks up. 1056 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,400 Bondi dance floor Randy rhythm Randy rhyme. 1057 00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:31,040 What's the picky blinders? There's a rat in my kitchen. 1058 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,320 What I'm going to do? You don't like cricket, you 1059 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,320 know. You mean love it? 1060 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,000 I'm getting this out you be 40 follows me now so that's 1061 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,560 fucking. Yeah, but at the same night I 1062 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,520 got followed by a guy that said legalized cocaine on this 1063 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,720 profile. So I mean, who's your that? 1064 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,360 Was me. I thought I already followed. 1065 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,080 There's some musicals like movie musicals are got Team America a 1066 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,800 game by South Park. Yeah, I've weird enough. 1067 00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,960 Haven't seen it though. What? 1068 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,600 I know I always, I've always been meaning to watch the. 1069 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,960 Next time we're into, we're getting drunk and we're watching 1070 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,000 Team America, the bit with Kim Jong, Kim Jong Un. 1071 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,560 All the bits like yeah. I'm so. 1072 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,120 It's a bit we're like, what, the movie? 1073 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,560 I can't remember the name because the way Kim Jong Un is 1074 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,320 his hands bricks was the UN guy. I don't know. 1075 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,600 So he turns up and and Kim Jong goes well, fuck me, it's has 1076 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,720 brick. He's like you're breaking my 1077 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,480 balls head. America. 1078 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,720 Fuck yeah. So come into. 1079 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,600 Town to save the motherfucking day. 1080 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,080 Yeah, it's amazing. The same word. 1081 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:39,760 He just drinks and throws up, but it is about two minutes 1082 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,960 long. Yeah, but it's also, there's 1083 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,040 also the bit where it's like, it's probably the most profound 1084 00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,320 thing in a movie with the drunk guys. 1085 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,880 Like, let me tell you something. There's two types of people in 1086 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,720 this world. Dicks, pussies and assholes. 1087 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,960 Now, Dicks, they just want to fuck everything. 1088 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,800 Yeah. And assholes, they shit all over 1089 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,280 the place. Yeah. 1090 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,400 And Dicks fuck pussies, but never forget Dicks also fuck 1091 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,800 assholes. You're watching. 1092 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,600 Like don't. They like make fun of Matt 1093 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,720 Damon, and Matt Damon was for years. 1094 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,120 Because they couldn't. They couldn't do his voice. 1095 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,160 I've seen that where they're like, we just couldn't get the 1096 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,400 impression right, so we just started going mad. 1097 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,960 But it's all these like, like puppets, being serious, being 1098 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:24,000 like and the the American people must be safe. 1099 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,280 We must save the world. Mad day. 1100 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,720 Or so it was like the start of it was like, I know what's going 1101 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,960 to happen here. You're going to pretend to be a 1102 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,840 big Hollywood agent and you're going to get me in the car and 1103 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,960 you're going to put your Dick in my mouth. 1104 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,160 It's like, I'm not here to fuck your face, Gary. 1105 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,280 And they get to get in the car and the car transforms. 1106 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,080 In the jet. He goes a limousine that can 1107 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,560 fly. Now I have seen everything. 1108 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,400 He's like, really? You ever seen a man eat his own 1109 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,120 head? No. 1110 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,240 Then you haven't seen everything. 1111 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,080 And he does this big space like you're the only man can save 1112 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,560 this world. I know you're good enough. 1113 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:57,360 Now suck my cock. Transform this guy as an actor 1114 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,240 because basically they need an actor to go in and like sneak 1115 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:04,600 into the Taliban massive thing where they give them all this 1116 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,840 facial reconstruction and then he like sets up and he's. 1117 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,160 Got bigger? Yeah, he first half appeared. 1118 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:13,080 And every time he's around, every time that like. 1119 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,720 A beach tile on his head or something? 1120 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,040 Every time the Taliban are on the screen, all they say is 1121 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,480 Durka Durka Jihad. Durka Jihad. 1122 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,320 It's fucking good, like. My favorite sex scene where it's 1123 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,480 just build up and they're slowly about the case and that just 1124 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,840 cuts to like two people like. People like all these mad 1125 00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:36,240 positions. It's a bit they were like at the 1126 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:38,640 start when they arrive in Paris and white Paris are trying to 1127 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,400 kill 4 terrorists and then the guy goes, don't worry everyone, 1128 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:48,120 everything is bone. It's one it's one of the 1129 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,200 funniest movies because even like they were asked like 1130 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,600 consider for years, would you do another team America and they're 1131 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,760 both gone. That was such a ball act to 1132 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,120 fucking make. Yeah, no way. 1133 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,320 I've I've seen them be interviewed about South Park 1134 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,280 too. It's like everyone thinks we 1135 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,480 just smoke weed, do drugs and draw stuff and they're like, 1136 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,400 it's actually exhausting to make this. 1137 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,800 Like it's so hard to do. It takes so much of our lives. 1138 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,240 Well, that that like that documentary they had about 1139 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,120 because they they kind of make it in a week. 1140 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,320 Seven days. The Post. 1141 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,760 Seven, Yeah, this is the documentary. 1142 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,920 You're like fucking hell. And by the like third day, 1143 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,400 they're like. It's I was when they first 1144 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,520 started. It's linear now. 1145 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,040 So like all the episodes each season are like linked like a 1146 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,280 normal TV show. So like they put a lot more 1147 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,080 thought into it now than I think they did even back then. 1148 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,680 And it's still, it's still great. 1149 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,320 It's fuck, it's, it's one of those few shows you go, this is 1150 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,240 getting better. Yeah, every fucking time they 1151 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,360 bring it out like. There's a joke in one of the 1152 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,600 newer ones. It's where Amazon goes on strike 1153 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,560 and it sings a wee sad songs like Unfulfilled and Now 1154 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,920 Tomorrow's Just Another Day. It's a sweet, sad, low song and 1155 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,560 then just at the end of it to the last verse, he just goes 1156 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,760 curtains close. Really. 1157 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,640 I can remember STEM in my nanny's house one night and we 1158 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,680 went the actual vision. And this is how young I was that 1159 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:03,760 I was getting the Digimon DVD to rent. 1160 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,040 But also it was like, I want to watch the South Park film. 1161 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,520 She didn't know what it was like. 1162 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,080 You sure you can watch that? And I goes, yeah. 1163 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,040 And we were watching it. You know the bit in the film 1164 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,080 when is Satan's riding Saddam Hussein and I think you see one 1165 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,680 of their cocks and my my nanny's like, what the fuck are you 1166 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,080 watching here? You're going to put Digimon on 1167 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,000 that if you want. Digit moment. 1168 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,040 Sorry, I don't know why I did that. 1169 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,520 Coffee just kept Digimon kid, by the way. 1170 00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,520 I wasn't, I just, I don't know Fox. 1171 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:30,800 I can't remember any of them like. 1172 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:35,080 The joke in the movie like Operation Human shield, well 1173 00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,920 it's just like a court like 1 square black dudes and chefs. 1174 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,440 Like Operation Human, Shield my ass. 1175 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,440 We can talk more about South Park and things we love over at 1176 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,920 The Afters. Head on over to the 1177 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,200 lazyboys.com/patreon or no other way around patreon.com/lazy 1178 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,560 Boys. There's a year of extra 1179 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,160 episodes. It's all very fun. 1180 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,000 Also, I am on tour across the UK and Ireland. 1181 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,640 Some places are very low on tickets. 1182 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,960 Glasgow is nearly gone, Dublin is nearly gone. 1183 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,400 Cork and Kelcan or Dundalk are nearly gone. 1184 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,000 Belfast is about halfway there. I'm all over the place. 1185 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,920 Go on to my Instagram or when thompsoncomedy.com for tickets. 1186 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,600 I want my whole Liz. Kitchen Talk podcast Waffers is 1187 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,720 on the 10th of April. He's going to be there. 1188 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,280 Why Paddy? Ralph's going to be or Deval, 1189 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,760 it's going to be there. Me, Karen, Frank, O'Donnell, 1190 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,920 Houston. The tickets are on a link in my 1191 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,440 bio somewhere. Put them in the description. 1192 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,360 I'll put them in the description. 1193 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,000 Thank you. Description. 1194 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,120 Thank you very much. Cheers later.