1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,960 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Lazy Boys 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,560 with his head, my Daisy boys, esteemed colleagues, William 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,440 Thompson. Thank you, Bartlett. 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,480 Good day. We know each other's middle 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,880 names, don't we? Use Brian or. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,400 No Aiden. Aiden, Patrick. 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,080 Aiden and Brian are similar. They're both Aya in them. 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,040 Aiden and Patrick. Yeah, Michael, Aiden, Patrick. 9 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,840 Michael Aiden Patrick is a brilliant name. 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,560 Michael Aiden Patrick. Michael Aiden, Patrick. 11 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,760 It sounds like a shop you'd buy fancy candles and. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,640 No, he sounds like a Irish actor who's in Hallmark movies in the 13 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:34,920 90s. Michael Aiden. 14 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,840 Yeah, yeah, drop the Bartlett. Yeah, Michael moved the Bartlett 15 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:38,920 to where? Michael Aiden. 16 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,600 Patrick Oh my God, to clean up like I've been live with the 17 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,800 Poland Fortnite. Absolutely. 18 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,840 There's a Unity fan is doing. Bartlett sounds too close to 19 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,200 Bartlett. Do you know? 20 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,760 What you you sound too close, like Bob Thompson and Todd like 21 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,320 like on your own? Yeah. 22 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,400 Yeah, on your Todd. But you wouldn't be on your own 23 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,200 if you. Recall I remember we want to 24 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,760 have the voice of my head the demon yes yeah every alcoholism 25 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,880 schizophrenia. So in your face, in both, in 26 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,680 both your faces, if he's are even here, who's the tell? 27 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,560 Who's the know you? Should drink like you're so 28 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,000 complex, what happened? You're so complex because. 29 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,440 You're Michael. That's Michael. 30 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,520 And here if you. Want to throw in a curveball 31 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,480 come His name is Brendan, so I'm technically. 32 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,040 Dominion Royalty. Brendan Bartlett would work as a 33 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,240 separate guy. Brendan Bartlett? 34 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,320 No, he's a solicitor. Get you off. 35 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,840 See, when you're in the house, you're Brendan Bartlett. 36 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,960 No. Not see when you're out, No. 37 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,880 Not when I'm in the house. I'm fucking dotty to who? 38 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:32,240 There's literally nobody. No, you're sensing when you're 39 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,160 in the house. Yeah, I'll take all your gear. 40 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:40,120 Like, yeah, Michael and I also do the eyes in the mirror, Mike, 41 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,400 these ones. Do you know who would make 42 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,960 Mantle like that? Michael Aiden Patrick. 43 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:45,760 He. Was very serious. 44 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,080 He's very serious, man. He's very serious. 45 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,640 He's very stoic. He loves a whiskey, but not like 46 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,280 you not. No, he likes he likes a PD 1, he 47 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,680 likes a 12 year old Scotch and then he has a whiskey. 48 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,200 Every time you write, Michael. Aiden Patrick's not a 49 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,000 paedophile. Brian Bartlett on the other. 50 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,600 Hand Brian Barton is a 30 months it's he not what's your 51 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,960 mentally. Let's make up the characters for 52 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,000 you, Montake. No, it's not. 53 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,440 No, it's. Not what's that? 54 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,199 How'd you get name? By the way, Montague or 55 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:11,960 Montague? Because Montague sounds like 56 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,160 like a Catholic called Q who's trying to pretend he is 57 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,560 Protestant to get a job in a shipyard. 58 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,400 Montague. Montague, how do you spell? 59 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:26,240 MONTAQUE Montague. Where does it come from? 60 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:34,920 My Uncle Montague. Your uncle's skip AQ, He was 61 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:36,960 getting DLA as well. You're you're all going to 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,400 snooker hall. Just a fucking just three 63 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,960 generations of sunflower lanyards. 64 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,360 That's also skip accused. What? 65 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:46,960 Was your dealer uncle want the key? 66 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,760 I said that. Oh, Danny, no, no, no, no. 67 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,520 Want a key? Yeah, I said that. 68 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:54,640 Different key. Different. 69 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,240 Kind of, yeah, Yeah. Drugs. 70 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,720 Yeah, some magic. Joey doesn't take drugs. 71 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,280 He's clean living Michael Lead and Patrick. 72 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:02,640 What's your middle name, Mr. You know what? 73 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,280 What's? Your middle name? 74 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,680 What have you guys been up to? Dennis, it's not Dennis. 75 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,480 No, it's my dad's name. No, no. 76 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,200 But some people, yeah. My dad's name is Patrick. 77 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,760 It's. My name is Patty Bartlett. 78 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,840 Yeah, there you go. You have my name. 79 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,400 Everyone knows that. Why? 80 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,640 I thought your mom was Asian. That's what you've been telling 81 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,680 me. Big cheeks so upper. 82 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:27,120 I haven't seen the back ones. Tell us more about what's your. 83 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,200 Middle name? What's your middle name? 84 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,760 It's Sheen, Stewart Todd. Yeah. s s Todd. 85 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,840 Yeah. Calm down dad, don't try and 86 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,960 flip it over the dam. My favorite is Stewart. 87 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,320 Todd Oh Stewie. Stewie T. 88 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,160 And the worst thing is, it's spelled EW. 89 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,720 Oh fuck, like a supermarket. It was called out at my wedding 90 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,840 and I heard people tether and I look right like this. 91 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,080 She and. Stuart Todd, Stewie. 92 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,240 Todd. Stewie Tease. 93 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,960 She and Stuart. She and Stuart Todd as a witness 94 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,880 for the prosecution for the Crown. 95 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:02,880 Yeah. Do you know what I mean? 96 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,560 Yep. He's like Andrew did nothing. 97 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,880 Yeah. Yes, he collected a few 10 98 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,360 miles, but he. The police used the right amount 99 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:13,120 of force in this situation. I stand over it. 100 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,400 That man needed shot 15 times in the. 101 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,720 Back, yes. Burn the yachts. 102 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,079 I mean Boots, yeah, yeah. She and Stuart Todd. 103 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:26,400 She and Stuart Todd, the honourable member for Islington. 104 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,160 Yeah. Tory party donor, She and 105 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,920 Stuart. Todd Oh my God. 106 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,040 Yeah, you and fucking Jacob Rees Mogg paddle about. 107 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,200 Todd the Mug, Morgan. Todd Morgan, Todd. 108 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,680 I was going to be called if I was called Chain Henry. 109 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,000 I was going to be called Henry. I'm not talking about that must 110 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,040 have been a popular name back in it. 111 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:44,920 Were you going to be called Henry? 112 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,880 No, but you, Henry. Henry. 113 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,200 Henry, Henry Bart. Henry Quick. 114 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,080 Henry Quick. But you can, I mean you can do. 115 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,720 That. Damn quick. 116 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,520 I was going to be Henry Bartlett, which. 117 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,280 The Henry Bartlett is is called for the prosecution. 118 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,280 No, Henry Bartlett plays cricket at a professional level. 119 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,040 Yes, and. He doesn't brag about it like. 120 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,960 Right. You know what? 121 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,440 He's a sub. Did you have any other names for 122 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,080 floating about? No idea, right? 123 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,960 No idea. I think I was always going to be 124 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,040 with him. If you can't get enough of Us 125 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:23,560 Gorgeous 3, head on over to patreon.com/lazy Boys for The 126 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:27,200 Afters. Oh, you get extra episodes, some 127 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,200 live shows. It's a fun time. 128 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,080 Everything, he said. I, I can't, I can't put that 129 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,560 anything. Yeah, it's extra content. 130 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,280 It was on point, it was succinct, it's brilliant. 131 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,920 Comes here as we do more. It's funny, it's good. 132 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,720 A little bit raw, a little bit raucous. 133 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,800 We'll give it you. Yeah. 134 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,600 What is your actual middle name though? 135 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,960 Montague. It's not Montague. 136 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,320 Stop man it. Was Montague 5 minutes ago? 137 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,880 So you so you're talking chat unless it's William Montague. 138 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,080 Montague Thompson Montague. Montague. 139 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,440 Montague you said Montague three. 140 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,320 Oh no. Which I tend to do. 141 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,320 No, you don't. That's just the habit of 142 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,800 Montague, you know what I mean? I can figure this out through my 143 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,480 detective skills. Yeah, you sent me your passport 144 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,280 multiple times. Fuck. 145 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,280 Yes. Fuck, gotta find out my name is 146 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,200 really Michael Montague. By the way, you look like a wee 147 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,400 sexy fat Mexican guy in your password picture. 148 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,880 No, I look like we've talked about this. 149 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,840 That fucking Mexican actor that didn't everything. 150 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,200 Louise Guzman. Louise Guzman. 151 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,400 Oh you do look like an extra in Narcos. 152 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,080 Oh, William. Oh, believe that. 153 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,640 What? Don't tell people my actual 154 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,240 name. Oh yeah, I forgot Thompson's 155 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,400 your stage name. What? 156 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,040 What a showbiz twist, that. Is I don't believe. 157 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,360 That you're not Engelbert Humperdinck like. 158 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,560 We will be but I didn't know I wasn't to read it. 159 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,040 But like, how are we going to dox you with your real name? 160 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,600 Just don't like people know my actual name. 161 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:47,360 But I'm she and Stuart Todd. And I'm Megan Patrick Bartlett. 162 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,880 Yeah, but that's the names you go under. 163 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,440 OK. I don't like using that. 164 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,080 Name. OK, we'll be you. 165 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,760 Don't want to use your slave name exactly. 166 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,440 Yeah, exactly. Jamie. 167 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,680 Yeah, William, Jimmy. But here's your Wang Chong is a 168 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:04,160 mad surname. That's what people do know. 169 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,080 Yeah, also a strange flavour of ice cream. 170 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,440 But you've taken you've taken your names away with changed in 171 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,920 the early days of stand up. Changed up. 172 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,040 Once I know you're considering another name change. 173 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,160 What was that? Oh yeah, I want to be Liam and I 174 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,120 wish I would have went with that. 175 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,760 Way nicer. Name Liam Thompson. 176 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,720 No, because you can't walk. You shouldn't let anybody call 177 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,800 you Liam. Do you know what this is? 178 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,440 Mental when I was young. LAME. 179 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,760 Yeah, when I was young, I want to change it to lame. 180 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,720 And that's the exact reason my mum gave me two. 181 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,720 She was like, no, you don't want to be lame and like. 182 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,560 Smart woman she was. That's why I don't call myself 183 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,800 Big Deck Bartlett, because it'll be a lie on it. 184 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,280 It's also not a name. It is my. 185 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,800 House. It is a guarantee deck. 186 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,640 I guarantee you in Texas, there's one big deck, Bartlett. 187 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,640 Not by birth, Big Richard Bartlett. 188 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,760 That's what they're like out there, yeah. 189 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,160 They do be said there's no there's a Bart Bartlett. 190 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,040 I have a third cousin called Bartholomew Bartlett. 191 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,280 Yeah. And my father told me in front 192 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,440 of him and call and get us, and they didn't let it go over but a 193 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,880 year. And I was like, I've never met 194 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,800 the man. We're like, why do? 195 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,880 You not do this on stage at all. He was just ashamed. 196 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,480 Bart. Bart Bartlett there, you know 197 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:11,800 his middle name is Bart. Yeah, Bart, it's Bart. 198 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:17,720 Bart Bartlett. Any weird names in your family 199 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,080 I'm. Trying to think of mine. 200 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,560 Family are very straight and to the point. 201 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:26,480 No, no strange names at all. No messing about, no don't have 202 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,600 anything a. Couple of Uber tag names like I 203 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,640 can't even pronounce them. Bartlett doing. 204 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:38,720 Uber tag. Yes, actually, yeah, a handful 205 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,360 of them. Like give me $5. 206 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,799 No, they won't even. They won't even. 207 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:45,360 They won't even lower themselves to Uber like fucking Robin 208 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,640 bastard. So we are are worse than fucking 209 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,520 and then they'll introduce some. Race they get interrupted. 210 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,080 Yeah, yeah, phone the cash call at work, Yeah. 211 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,680 I do tend to fight like pro families. 212 00:08:55,680 --> 00:09:00,040 The names are never they'll be normal and then you'll get one 213 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,400 that's out of the blue mantle out of nowhere and it's always a 214 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,520 double barrel. Yes, yes. 215 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,200 Shocker win what Chuck on with. Chuck on with you. 216 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,760 Know it's a great we name block. So I thought you meant that as a 217 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,440 name. I was like, that's why I meant 218 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,400 like Demi Lee. But. 219 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,120 Demi is not there, right? I know everybody. 220 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,120 There must have been a time where there was a lot of women 221 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,240 that had were conceived watching Ghost because the amount of 222 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,640 demis that have appeared in this country between the ages of 223 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:30,000 about 30 to 33. Yes, yes. 224 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,560 It's and I because to me that's it's French for half. 225 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,920 I mean watching that movie give. Me halfly watching. 226 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,440 That movie gives me a dummy like so. 227 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,600 Demi, absolutely. Yeah, but here's the thing. 228 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,440 Loads of Demi's haven't met a single Whoopi. 229 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:48,160 Yeah, now the thing with Demi is great name for great name for 230 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,280 getting called Dami. Whippy. 231 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,760 Yeah, yeah, you don't met his auntie. 232 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,840 Whoopi, Demi Lee. Montague's wife. 233 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,600 No, my auntie not met my Auntie Goldberg. 234 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,560 No, that's my auntie. Have you not met? 235 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:08,240 Have you not wet? Not met with being nothing. 236 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,800 You know I haven't. Remember, we want to, you know, 237 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,880 the classical fist. I gotta take our time. 238 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,160 Introduce you to Whoopi and Matagu. 239 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,520 I have. I used to have a way uncle with 240 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,400 no legs called Bobby Todd. But no, you didn't know. 241 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,080 You fucking didn't know. You did. 242 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,280 Not my life. Was he called Bobby? 243 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,960 Because if you put him in the water, he would just. 244 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,560 Dude should be called Sinky Todd, a famous Barber. 245 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,640 Why did no legs? Why did they up? 246 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,240 I can't remember, but my granny here to see him come to the 247 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:42,440 house, he's a dose, he's a dose, he's a dose like. 248 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,520 Was it her son or no? No, no. 249 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,720 Was her brother-in-law. Half brother, No. 250 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,360 Dude, do not make jokes about Bobby Todd. 251 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,760 God rest his whole. Sound like he lives. 252 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,760 You know I and here never show you some newspaper article about 253 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,520 why you got kicked off the bus in the middle of High Street 254 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,000 person about no. Yeah, it's not real. 255 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,320 He got told he was getting his legs cut off. 256 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,360 Doc out. My granny told me the story of 257 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,520 like, they were all there when the doctor came into the room 258 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,880 and said good news and bad news, bad news. 259 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:27,920 Your leg. But I, we probably taught, had 260 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,280 no legs. That's yours. 10 years should 261 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,640 have fella caught you and what do you know how I end up with 262 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,720 all those no legs? Sorry just didn't have legs. 263 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,720 Was it the war? Didn't have legs. 264 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,920 No, he wouldn't have. Seemed like a war guy like. 265 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:43,520 Did he tie his chargers and knots at the end? 266 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,920 I don't know, like Lieutenant them. 267 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,480 Called that, it's fairly this out. 268 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,960 Why is it he sounds like he lives in a shark? 269 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,920 Bar but no, he's dead. There's no coffin. 270 00:11:54,840 --> 00:12:02,160 Yeah, shoebox. We got 50% off here, here. 271 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,560 Just just a quick one. We're on the podcast here. 272 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,840 See Uncle Bobby. Yes. 273 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,440 Why did he have no legs? He. 274 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:19,760 Didn't have a say on it, I don't think no. 275 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,520 Probably diabetes. Diabetes. 276 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,560 Yes. How did he get a bike? 277 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,600 Did he have fake legs? He. 278 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,360 Used to. I was going to say he just 279 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,040 touched the bike. I've already done that. 280 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,720 Yes, already. Yeah, it's not, it's not nice. 281 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,000 Yes. Did he have a wheelchair? 282 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,080 No, he had real legs. As well as. 283 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,440 Yeah, he got another pair of real legs. 284 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:51,040 How did he get a bike? No, but did he have a wheelchair 285 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,000 or did he? How did he get around? 286 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:02,520 You know me with a memory loss. You're asking the wrong guy, 287 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,240 right? I think a combination of both it 288 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,680 would have been. Wheelchair and sticks and stuff 289 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,680 but did he have fake legs or did he just have stumps? 290 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,760 I. Can't remember mate. 291 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,080 Right. I can find. 292 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:18,760 Out. No. 293 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:24,360 Are you going to speak to? Relatives. 294 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,080 Right. No, don't worry, because they'll 295 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,920 wonder why they'll we're we're being a bit disrespectful about 296 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:29,240 him here. Oh. 297 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,520 No, it's yeah. Right, right. 298 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,120 All right. Thanks. 299 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,800 But OK, overnight. Hi. 300 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,920 Dennis No, He had another power of real legs. 301 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,000 Is it personal? That's phenomenal. 302 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,360 Phenomenal. That's how phenomenal it. 303 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,800 Is a Bobby. I love Dennis goes right over 304 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,600 and out so. See where Sandra is that used to 305 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,160 be a Mace. And I remember being there when 306 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,440 I probably when I was 10, me and my cousin Michael and mate Sean 307 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,880 and were in the shop and Bobby was there and Bobby recognized 308 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,640 my cousin Michael. So we we would have seen him the 309 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,720 all time, but he wasn't, he was like our grandest brother. 310 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,240 So he walked, he goes right son and Mike goes hiya. 311 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,560 And he gave him a pound and our mate Sean was down on the side 312 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,400 of him and he gave Sean a pound. And I saw this from across the 313 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,840 shop and I was like, I need a pound. 314 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,800 So I'll really overdo it. So I walked over and I went. 315 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:24,440 I said, all right, Uncle Bobby, anyway, all right, so I just 316 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,320 walked out. Never gave me a pound. 317 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,680 Yeah, well, it's a miracle. Do you think he was just weighed 318 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:38,040 down by the coins? This is slightly call them. 319 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,360 Shout out, rest in peace. Rest in peace uncle Bobby 320 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:46,640 pieces. Did the bury his legs separately 321 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,360 or did the by the plot early and then he just like reattached 322 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,200 them at the end? Both ends. 323 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,920 Oh God. Terrible to do, we suit. 324 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,560 Did he literally? Every day I'd rather lose a leg 325 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,440 because then I'd have an excuse to do nothing. 326 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,400 I think he bought, like, cargo shorts, right, Demotic? 327 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,480 You know what I mean? Yeah. 328 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,840 I'm not meaningfully I couldn't lose an arm because then how am 329 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,400 I playing PlayStation? That's I think with that all 330 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,280 time. I could lose my legs, I usually. 331 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,880 Would rather play PlayStation than walk. 332 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,160 Yep. What do you think we do all day? 333 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,720 Are you going to walk to a closed door? 334 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,240 Then we're like fuck. Can't wait to get in. 335 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,680 Can't wait to get in from work so I can go for a walk. 336 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,360 Shut up. What time is it? 337 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,560 I don't know. Don't have an arm. 338 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,600 Yeah. Therefore we walk from. 339 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,560 Blackwater to Valentine's most nights. 340 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,240 Most nights last all my did the Valentine's strawberry. 341 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,280 In fact, less than 5. Minutes, oh, on the horse. 342 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,160 Yeah, float quickly. How? 343 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,800 Many steps would you get a day. In red. 12 for me. 344 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,920 No in life. Oh, about 5000. 345 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,920 I was I67 on average day 6-7. We are. 346 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:57,120 We're so young and hip. Yeah, by 5000 on an on an off 347 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,400 day. I don't get a lot of like, I 348 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,840 never had 10,000. That's what you're supposed to 349 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,320 get in it. Bobby got him. 350 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,600 Rest in pieces. Fuck I. 351 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,760 Didn't have anywhere to say that the. 352 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,200 Second thing we've said. I said it to him, he said to. 353 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,320 Me. I know I doubt, but I didn't 354 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,880 mean to say it. I meant to say rest in peace. 355 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,560 Yeah. Paramount dead. 356 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,480 I have an uncle that lost a pinky finger told. 357 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,120 Us someone's butt. What was your sneeze? 358 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,600 Yeah, well, I was the thing he told us. 359 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,120 It was like you had all these cool stories about it. 360 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,400 There was a German of a shark, and then it turns out he was 361 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,600 helping a guy back reverse a lorry out of a thing and put the 362 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,400 wrong hand up down the stop and just squish his finger. 363 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:37,640 Yeah, racist. Again, I get it's a shark. 364 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,320 Why? Why would a German take his 365 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,160 finger? A German shark. 366 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,200 Great white. You're going to. 367 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,320 Need a bigger of you're? Going to need a bigger ball of 368 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,160 all right. A bigger boot. 369 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,240 That's boot. That's George, Yeah. 370 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,920 You'll see a Sharks ice chiefs. They have black eyes like a Jews 371 00:16:55,920 --> 00:17:00,360 eyes. Sorry, every time I say that I 372 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,760 have to do. Mob. 373 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,160 I love it. There's good, there's mob news, 374 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:07,680 This. Week. 375 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,920 So the Mafia have dropped the ban on homosexuality after 376 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,760 discovering a mob's boss son as a fabulous drag queen. 377 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,079 Great, about time. How good do you need to be 378 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,960 though as a? Job or like. 379 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,440 This guy, this girl, this guy, this girl, the state name. 380 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,839 Watching someone slot drop the Cardi B and then they're just 381 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,240 like, and you know, we need to modernize. 382 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,440 Yeah. It's about focus. 383 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:37,080 I'll do it later. It's about time we got with the 384 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,040 times. Wasn't all I saw Tommy do the do 385 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,680 the splits with some fake tits that I realized love is love. 386 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,640 They. Forgot you Rigatoni. 387 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,480 It doesn't matter, it all goes in the same pot. 388 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:57,520 There is a friend of ours. You're a mayday them you never 389 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:04,240 touch and made they them on my mother father's eyes. 390 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,960 But that's nice, isn't it? That's a lovely story. 391 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,800 Like, that's nice. Yeah. 392 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,200 Yeah. But we have to take it too far 393 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,560 to sort of whacking people from misgendering. 394 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,160 Hey, you used the wrong pronouns over here. 395 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,320 Hey, love is love. What the fuck? 396 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,960 Are you going to sleep with the fucking fishes? 397 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,080 You ever call me a dude again? You motherfucker, you. 398 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,800 Yeah, so it's one that story, I read it. 399 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,240 It came from like an anti mafia journalist. 400 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,920 Uncle Mafia. Uncle Mafia, Yes. 401 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,480 Who? So he's trying to like, expose 402 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,960 the mafia and he came out and was. 403 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,640 Like, I feel like they've been exposed. 404 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,080 Yeah. What are these boys up to here? 405 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,920 Yeah, he's talking about it like it's the building. 406 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,400 Flow to the Pride Parade now. Yeah, yeah. 407 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,920 That'll be that'll be if they reboot The Godfather and that 408 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,840 guy's walking through the middle of fucking the Bronx. 409 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,200 But. It's the pride parade. 410 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:06,720 Hey, Slay, Ricky Slay. We got with RuPaul's hand, your 411 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:11,920 man. I'm going to make you one off. 412 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:16,120 You can refuse if you want to pro-choice. 413 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:23,720 Oh, queen, oh. That is a great story. 414 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,640 It's a nice, it's a nice little. Don't know why I'm all of a 415 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,120 sudden hold my coffee like that's lovely. 416 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,640 As if now the mafia is cool that I can be like finally I can 417 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,640 reveal myself. The Taliban seem more relaxed 418 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,280 these days. I don't think they're open in 419 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,520 the same way. Give it a while but do what I 420 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:40,640 mean like and subscribe. We make the wee videos. 421 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,000 It was not like Bernard always did the we videos to the camera. 422 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,800 Yeah, vlogs and stuff, yeah. Hey dudes. 423 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,520 Doing a mock bang. Yeah, just follow me in the day 424 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,600 of the life of an Islamic Titleist terrorist. 425 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,480 Get ready with me but on my journey one day. 426 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,680 Wind back the clock. What? 427 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,320 What will I wear today? Your question, same old hey. 428 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,360 TikTok Boom. What was it? 429 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:13,920 He had a movie collection that they found been landed. 430 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,760 Bin Laden had a collection of movies. 431 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,640 Grace 1 and 2. No, but it was. 432 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,280 I like it when then they say it. Was stuff like that like it was? 433 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:29,280 IA shirt little one of them I just like how he they adopt him 434 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:33,000 like he real boy. Adorable, adorable. 435 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:37,080 I like home alone. Home Alone 2 lost in New York 436 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,000 gave me a good idea. I regret, I regret Problem 437 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,480 America, in case Stewart is there. 438 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,160 Have you seen clocks one and two? 439 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,400 2 is not as good. See Stewart Little in the plane 440 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:51,120 Be Like Me thinks we can paint it on the mouse. 441 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,040 A mix of Western animated children's movies, documentaries 442 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,200 about himself and viral videos. So he had ants checking little 443 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,360 cars. Ice Age. 444 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,040 One man, one glass. Guys this, guys this. 445 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,680 Charlie put my finger. You'll love this. 446 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,200 Sorry, run them 34 mega. Ants checking little cars. 447 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,800 Ice Age home on the range 3 Musketeers that various Mr. bean 448 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,320 episodes Mr. Bean get the fuck out of my face. 449 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,160 Have you seen one where he Dr. mainly with paint Cam it make 450 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,160 me. He's tried to jump off diving 451 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,240 board. Watch this shit. 452 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,760 He is adorable. Teddy remind me of myself as a 453 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,040 boy. He. 454 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,640 Has Ice Age cars, Bin Laden's by the. 455 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,760 Fire. He is Mr. Bean. 456 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,440 Nobody has Mr. Bean. Maybe Mr. CX doesn't have Mr. 457 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,240 Bean. You can't find Mr. Bean and that 458 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,240 fucker I don't like. Maybe Bean got him in the bombs. 459 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,000 Remember when Bean's got to paint his living room and he 460 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,680 can't be bothered, so he just tapes everything up in newspaper 461 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,880 and does a white bomb of paint in this house? 462 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,120 Guys, there's something in this. I have idea. 463 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,040 Niche documentaries, World's Worst Venom, Inside the Green 464 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,560 Berets and Kung Fu Killers. Brilliant. 465 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,640 Yeah, by the way, you just just to let you know me and when's 466 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,960 his birthday? 10th of March, same as mine, 467 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,960 right? Fuck we are. 468 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,640 You told me there's a bin Laden, Bart. 469 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:17,600 Bin Laden, Bin Laden. Honestly I feel if I went Sam. 470 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,360 McGuire if. I went over to Bin Laden's 471 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,520 house. It's like going to see you. 472 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's watching Kung Fu. 473 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,680 What were we talking about? Yes, I will make tea. 474 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,000 Do you take sugar? Stay tonight. 475 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,600 You will get plucked. Why don't we go on the pitch? 476 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,800 Come on, big man. You love it. 477 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,280 Is this funny? This anything. 478 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,760 I was going to do a bit about my cock. 479 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,520 Have you heard this before? Does anyone have a bit about 480 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,200 butthole? Guys, it's 4:00. 481 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,000 We should wrap it up by boxing at six. 482 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,400 I have a bit about, you know, when your 5th and 7th wife just 483 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,600 don't get up, you're like. Please. 484 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,440 I'll tell you what, please. I'm watching Chicken Little. 485 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,400 Here, tell you what guys, I am Steven these. 486 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,000 Nuts. I'm nervous about this turban. 487 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,720 Yes, I am Kieran Bartlett's bin Laden's cousin. 488 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,280 Viral Content YouTube video Charlie bet my finger was fine, 489 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,200 along with clips about crocheting. 490 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,920 But. Video games Evidence of games, 491 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,880 Final Fantasy 7, Devil May Cry and Half Life. 492 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,040 Are they good games? They're classics. 493 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,840 They're like, what do? You guys like them? 494 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,440 You do now, yeah. I mean, that's a pretty cool 495 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:33,840 dude. Like. 496 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,640 What a bachelor. He died for half life 3 ever 497 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,720 came out. Poor guy. 498 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,360 See if see if Mick was in SEAL team sex, he'd he'd have gone in 499 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,960 and been like seen his collection gone. 500 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,640 He's not here last where you just go, Osama. 501 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,560 Going in to kill me, he's just like putting up the PlayStation. 502 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,920 I'd walk in to kill him, see him and take a look in the mirror. 503 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,640 You're about to like him even more. 504 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,640 Other media various home videos, wildlife videos, and reports of 505 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,880 pornography. Oh. 506 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,920 Yeah, Osama been wanking, dirty bastard. 507 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,800 Osama been laying some pipe, Yeah. 508 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,320 He was watching porn. And I know. 509 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,760 It was like it was different. Kind of poor. 510 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,800 No, it's just a woman lifting her skirt up and you see one 511 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,480 ankle Ponies. Oh, doctor bitch, you love it, 512 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,840 you slot. I'm trying to have secret wanks 513 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,400 from his seven wives. Like, yeah, don't come in, I'm 514 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,920 watching cockatoo. I'm like, brush out of her 515 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,960 pajamas. Here I am watching CCTV from 516 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,400 Clark shoe shop. This woman is about. 517 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,600 This woman is about to walk up and down and on the 1 shoe 518 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,160 doctor bitch. She's watching up sock and 519 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:46,160 videos. He also the DVDVD collection of 520 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,800 1 Foot in the Grave, but he didn't know what it was. 521 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,440 About oh, look at the forehead on that. 522 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,240 I have collection of British letter boxes. 523 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,040 Jesus. Christ. 524 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:03,560 Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's the one. 525 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,880 That's one gets us in trouble. Yeah. 526 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,320 Yeah, it's that one. Yeah, you're right. 527 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,800 It's that. One. 528 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,840 Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, no, I don't think. 529 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,440 But that's the one. That's the one. 530 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,120 Of all the things we've said over the last few years, that's 531 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:15,600 the one. What? 532 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:17,880 Else. What else? 533 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,560 What else? What else if I'm not having his 534 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,480 house? Is there any other stuff if I 535 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,280 have Finally he's non Chuck. I'm right forward if. 536 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,400 He's a wee lightsaber. By God, but if you watch Star 537 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,360 Wars a long time ago and Galaxy far far away. 538 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,240 What is this he have one DVD? Find me the funniest season 1. 539 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,800 It was the best. I watched DVD so many times. 540 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,440 It's not to skip. No, I mean. 541 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaking of skipping, have you heard of Vicky bottle #1 athlete 542 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,800 Northern Ireland man? That find something else. 543 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,480 Personal Item Found a stash of Just For Men hair dye. 544 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:55,520 For his beard, he's getting bad self-conscious. 545 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,840 I look old. I look fat in this beheading 546 00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,440 video. Oh look at my crows eyes. 547 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,440 I'm shouting death to the West, but I'm tired. 548 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,720 I'm tired in this video. Death to the West, death to 549 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,480 these wrinkles, more like. Maybe I'm born with it, maybe 550 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,360 I'm Bin Laden, maybe I'm Mujahideen. 551 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,400 Can you throw up? Is there more? 552 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,320 I want to know more about what Bin Laden had in his house. 553 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,160 No, it's all very boring you. Know how I found out he was 554 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,200 killed and I'm telling the full God honest. 555 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,520 Truth you were on same team 6IN. Front of the newspaper. 556 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:33,400 John Cena announced. It before it happened I'm pretty 557 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,680 I before it was broken anywhere. Before it was broken anywhere. 558 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,520 I think he announced it before Obama. 559 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,360 John Cena was literally like, yeah, guys, nice one, well done 560 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,560 getting bin Laden, everyone. What are you talking about? 561 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,520 One minute. Later beat Brock Lesnar and then 562 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,080 then the announcement we have compromised Osama bin Laden the 563 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,480 permanent and then I was like maybe he was this is if they're 564 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,920 bringing him in here. If this is. 565 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,440 Maybe he was part of the the yeah. 566 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,440 He wouldn't have seen them with him. 567 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,240 Cena Team 6. But that's me to fuck all say no 568 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,720 what I mean? This members can't be like. 569 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,800 Is this how I find out? That's funny because I actually 570 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,320 found out about Princess Diana from Ric Flair. 571 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,520 He went woo and I was like, I can, I can read between the 572 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:12,880 lines. I. 573 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,560 Found I was watching Eurosport. Yeah. 574 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,640 Do you know what I was trying? I was skipping through Eurosport 575 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,000 trying to find cartoons but I remember it was Sunday morning 576 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,360 wasn't. It Yep, Yep, I think so. 577 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,480 What are you my model over the tricolor half mast? 578 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:28,720 Goodbye Afghanistan's rules. I. 579 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,280 Love it, I love that. Elton John did that where he was 580 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,720 like, do you want to write a new song for her? 581 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,720 And he was just like Norma. Jean becomes Diana. 582 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,640 Yeah, goodbye. I love Elton, the original. 583 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,560 Brilliant. I mean, if you really want to do 584 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,040 justice, you could have been like Saturday, Saturday, 585 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,920 Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. 586 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,200 That's all right for a drive, yeah. 587 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,320 Would have been respectful. I think she would have laughed. 588 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,440 I think she would have been like. 589 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,880 Elton, you know, You know what? He could sing for Uncle Bobby. 590 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,840 I'm not standing. That would work, yeah. 591 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,040 What's the name of? Because I've got no legs. 592 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,840 So. What's the name? 593 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,080 So you could also have Uncle Bobby. 594 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,640 I want to ride my bicycle. Scream it. 595 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,440 Scream. Yeah. 596 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,440 But why would just? Technically the both. 597 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,600 Are let's have also of all, all songs of all time? 598 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,880 No, let's have all songs of all time, Yeah? 599 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,760 Let's have all songs of all time, but you're dead. 600 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,800 No, leg, don't go. Sorry, I shouldn't actually say 601 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,480 whoa, Yeah. Do what else? 602 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,160 Do what else? Have found. 603 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,600 Do what else have found? What else have found at Bin 604 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,320 Laden's house in his personal porn stash? 605 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:41,520 Bobby's ankles. Fucking hell, that's just nasty. 606 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,120 Hello, I'm really. Sorry, I'm sorry. 607 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,120 We're talking, we're having, OK. I've had a lot. 608 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,840 I've had a lot of. Because when he says everything 609 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,360 all right at home, no. Really happy. 610 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,400 I said that. I said, I mean, is everything 611 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,920 right at home? He like, got angry with 612 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,400 something and he went, you know, it's not. 613 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,640 Because every time we ask about home, I tell him like, see, his 614 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,160 eyes go over, glaze over, and he starts to look away and I'm 615 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,400 like, I'm not going to. Tell you, I know there's nothing 616 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,480 worse than being like, how's things? 617 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,160 So we tell you they're not good. You're like, I didn't mean it. 618 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,440 Just like I did not mean it. Yeah. 619 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,640 Just meant. If your head's away, don't say. 620 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,240 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we say if. 621 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,000 Your head's away. Keep yourself, yeah? 622 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,560 Don't wreck your mates day. If you're anyway don't. 623 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,440 Don't wreck your mates day. Yeah, do you ever get the time 624 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,920 like internalize it such a prostate for for swelling do. 625 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,200 You ever get time someone does go down like a like a? 626 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200 Really. No, not the wild. 627 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,720 A really dark conversation. Then you like, crack a joke to 628 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:34,920 light the mood and they just don't laugh. 629 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,720 Yeah. Yeah. 630 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,720 I'm awful at that. I'm awful at that. 631 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,600 I know, but I always I was cracking we joke and they just 632 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,240 give you a third look OK both be miserably Yeah for a night 633 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,840 they're. There now, but his uncle's 634 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,000 ankles. That was what I'll say that. 635 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,400 I thought it was just kind of reference it. 636 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Wasn't really you got annoyed because we. 637 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,320 He didn't give him a pound. Fuck him. 638 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,280 We, we, you got his own. Right. 639 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,160 Yeah, it's right. Fair enough, but I was like, you 640 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,400 got annoyed because we were That's not Elton John, that's 641 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,520 Queen. And you're well. 642 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,560 Fucked. Well, actually you just talked 643 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,480 over the point when I said they're. 644 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,640 They both are technically, yeah, which I thought was a great 645 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,920 sidestep. You mean I don't know? 646 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,000 Concert was unbelievable. I had an uncle who was morbidly, 647 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,920 morbidly obese when he passed away and there was a lot of dark 648 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,320 jokes made of his funeral, a lot of them because I had the had 649 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,400 the wack in the hospital because he was too big to get home. 650 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,040 And I looked at people who were crying, but there was that much 651 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,080 formaldehyde in the man's body that it was like itching 652 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:28,720 people's eyes. They. 653 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,720 Just they just draw straws to see who was. 654 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,000 Carrying the call it might have took. 655 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,240 It was like usually whenever you lower coffin in their grave it's 656 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,160 like it's usually two men on either side. 657 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,680 It was like 2 tug of war teams right there. 658 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,360 At one point someone said take a lid off that coffin, fill it 659 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,920 with water and the children can have a paddling pool. 660 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,040 Fucking hell. Someone else said throw a bit of 661 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,960 green felt over to get a decent give and put it at a bad point. 662 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,840 Yeah, at one point my grandda who's now also passed away, 663 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,120 someone said to my granddad, do you know what his last words 664 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,440 were? And my grandda went beckon. 665 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,240 My my granda for the last like year of his life, whatever used 666 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,160 to sleep downstairs. You can get like obviously get 667 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:12,000 up and down. And when a friend of my granny's 668 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,440 used to call in, you know, again, one of these people you 669 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,760 offer fucks. Here she is. 670 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,760 My granda would just like pretend to be asleep and always 671 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,720 in the front room be asleep. Just she didn't want to talk to 672 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,960 her. And one day she came. 673 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,000 She came in. She was looking at my granny. 674 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,440 She was like Peggy He looks awful and he's lying there and 675 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:32,680 she goes he's going to die soon as he Peggs cheeky boss didn't 676 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:38,240 like it at all sprung up. But wrong with me. 677 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,160 But he used to live, he used to sleep in the room. 678 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,760 It's a dream, yeah. But I annoyed him like because 679 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,840 everyone was chilling in the living room. 680 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,120 He didn't always like my grand. There was a big stop running in 681 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,200 and OK. Yeah, like I. 682 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,440 Did not like it. I, I, you know what, like I have 683 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,680 family members used to be like, out to stop running them out. 684 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,760 I'm like, I just have to pick an area. 685 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,920 Yeah, yeah. Why do I have to pick a sector? 686 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,960 My, my, my used to take term time from the civil service. 687 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,440 You could have the summer off and she would say to people, I 688 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,680 just want to spend time with the kids. 689 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,240 Just have worked all year once and then the first air summer 690 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,720 holiday should be like you 2 out the fuck? 691 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,520 I would just be standing in the rain and she'd be hovering and 692 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,160 drinking. Yeah, which is where I get my 693 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,560 love for it from. Go and play outside. 694 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,120 No one's outside. We'll go and just. 695 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,120 I had to. I always spelt the sugar again. 696 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,800 I used to hear that. Go and play outside. 697 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,200 No one's outside. Well, just. 698 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,160 Go. Summer schemes the way to go I 699 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,880 love summer schemes. I loved summer schemes. 700 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,840 I. Never even got to the summer. 701 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,200 Scheme, are you being serious? Sorry God, summer schemes were 702 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,240 on and see like summer schemes now are expensively see back in 703 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,320 the day you're probably playing like a fiver a week to go and 704 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,960 just have all the activities I go. 705 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,440 If it was socially acceptable I'd go to summer schemes as just 706 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,200 a guy you know, see football in the morning, We we can rounders 707 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,120 in the afternoon. We can. 708 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,400 We can organize that for ourselves. 709 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,160 Boys, Boys summer game. Yeah, Dizzy boy. 710 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,200 Summer game. I mean, obviously it would just 711 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,040 be comedians and adults invited because that's. 712 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,600 Oh yeah, yeah, but do you want to do sport activities? 713 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,840 Yeah, but summer skiff, it's summer scheme rules where it 714 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,160 doesn't really matter who wins or loses. 715 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,280 We have to give him he never got to be summer scheme. 716 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,360 I never got to be summer scheme ever. 717 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,920 Oh, like. I told A1 called Paul Atchison, 718 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,160 Shouted to Paul Atchison. Never been on a lads holiday 719 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,800 there? Yes, you have haven't. 720 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,920 What? What have you been doing right? 721 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,520 What have you been doing crying? Crying, crying you've. 722 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,320 Never been a large holiday. Never been a large holiday. 723 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,160 I've been away for a weekend, but I've never been like a large 724 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:27,920 holiday. Yeah. 725 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,800 So I've never been like down the actually. 726 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,000 Far, far. You could get on one of them. 727 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,600 Yeah. Do you know who's grateful on 728 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,360 the lads holiday? Me. 729 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,600 I know. I'm very fun. 730 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,320 He's good, yeah. He's good, you wouldn't think. 731 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,320 I would say like it say for example you me falsely down to 732 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,360 shame. I give you. 733 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,040 Yeah, sorry. I give you your vitamins in the 734 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,360 morning like I actually do when we're away. 735 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,680 Yeah. No, you rang me. 736 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,360 Calm down. Fucking come down. 737 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,680 No, poodle. You're missing all the sunshine 738 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,320 that night. You did not. 739 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,320 Stop running now. He did that. 740 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,720 He said calm down now, come on, get late. 741 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,520 I hung up on him. I was like fucking late at. 742 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,440 3:00. I mean, you're wasting the 743 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,920 sunshine like I. Don't care for fuck, it's my 744 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,280 holiday. You can't land bed all day and 745 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,520 all day you get up. Speak to the fucking 8 hour 746 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,719 break man. But he went to bed at nights for 747 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,400 8 hours is different. He's been out this on all day. 748 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,760 For. Sleeping upside down. 749 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,239 No, for that. See, if you give me the day and 750 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,440 afternoon, the morning and afternoon of sleep, I'm great. 751 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,000 Crack. See if you get me up early, I 752 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,760 will resent you for it. I'm not. 753 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,600 I'll ruin your day because you've annoyed me. 754 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,639 But with me, you and Calvin, don't I give you any vitamin 755 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:40,080 drinks? You do give me vitamin drinks. 756 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,760 Do you not ever just get up in the morning even though you're 757 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,000 down and you just go down to the pool cannonball in it's 758 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,920 freezing, so it just shakes the hangover to you and you go. 759 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,159 It's going to be gist. See. 760 00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,679 If I'm in a bad mood, I can't pretend to be in a good mood and 761 00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:53,960 I will ruin everyone else's day. But if I was imagine me, I'd me 762 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,880 there right do my. Fucking. 763 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,360 Have we set back there? I got you a double go. 764 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,520 Have we set? Your E medicine. 765 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,240 We saw whether here's your vitamin squad. 766 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,040 It's Calpol. Yeah, there's alignment at that 767 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,800 council. It's don't speak to me until 768 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,280 like 3 beers and then I'll be fine. 769 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,680 I know. But I'd bring you the beers 770 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,480 like. Say we say we were to. 771 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,640 I know it's hypothetically benidorms and talked about. 772 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,120 What's happening if we were benidorms happening? 773 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,760 If I Benidorm has to happen, what is happening? 774 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,320 It has. To what would be your activity, 775 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,720 say we're say Ben Benidorms is you do an autumn scheme. 776 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,320 Do you have any idea how much time I could spend just going 777 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:25,560 boys? Just you stand on a row, your 778 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,600 legs which went through. No, but what like. 779 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,120 I just want to be heard of. One activity each. 780 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,440 Drinking in the pool. Activity. 781 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,080 Someone down the pool and then get out for we don't get back in 782 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,600 the pool. We tribute you, we're gonna, 783 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,240 we're gonna see meatloaf or something like that and they 784 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,960 don't come on till like 12 or 1:00 in the morning. 785 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,840 So yeah, the rest of the Abbey just doing hands, hands in the 786 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,440 pool, you'd love. Because we if it's a lazy boot 787 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,680 trip, we need to give the, we need to give the Patriots some 788 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,000 content like. I mean, yeah, I think a tribute 789 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,320 should be good idea. Right. 790 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,720 Can you look up? I'm not sure we can just go to 791 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,200 Benidorm and film someone else in a tribute show that's. 792 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,320 Yeah, I think you not with that. Attitude, right? 793 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,440 No, but I think what dancing is, Willie might need to get 794 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,720 involved in the tribute. That's kind of maybe the tribute 795 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,080 act is coaching you. That's kind of a sticky vacuum. 796 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,800 Can you look up down 10 things to do in Benidorm just fine? 797 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,520 What like. I hope it comes up, I think, 798 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,240 Gavin says. Tits parts tits Is that Matt 799 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:28,040 Lucas? Tits shots pints, tits drugs, 800 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,800 tits tandem bike rides. All the boys in Ravi Shankar 801 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,720 T-shirts. Yes, now come on, the fuck like. 802 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,080 You do a Ravi Shankar tribute show for everyone in Belton. 803 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,480 Can't imagine. For the expats. 804 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,720 Yeah, I don't, I don't think Ben is going to like that at all 805 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,120 yet. You'll be on a dinghy, a Pierce 806 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,040 dinghy, within about 10 minutes. Yeah, man. 807 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,880 It's giving me a lot of day trips. 808 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,760 There's a dolphin show. There's. 809 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,720 I could do that. I mean Aqualandia temporarily 810 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,120 closed, so we might not get in there is. 811 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,560 There a donkey donkey walk. It's a donkey show. 812 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,440 There's a live wild adventure park, Terra Nurtura. 813 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:11,560 It's just words in it. Live wild adventure, fun park. 814 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:18,080 I reckon if we were in a in a hotel we could without even like 815 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,200 just have an impromptu Aqua aerobics class. 816 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,520 I think it needs to be something like that where you just come up 817 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,800 with an idea to do while out there rather than. 818 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,360 You take an. I've taken aerobics class. 819 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,120 You're used to use produce to start, and then we see how many 820 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,200 people we can get involved in. The I like that a lot. 821 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,320 I would hate this, but you know, it would be funny if there was 822 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,680 like a dog sanctuary. I had to work out for a bit. 823 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,240 I would hate that. It's not very talk what kind of 824 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,120 like that in Benidorm? You want to work in a dog 825 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,400 sanction. You'll get up to three. 826 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,600 The dogs would be Will you tell? Me. 827 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,840 That's not funny. It's not me helping. 828 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,640 Dogs we could. Do. 829 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,520 That down the road like we did there. 830 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,040 No, he doesn't want to just. Trying to think of ideas why. 831 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,120 Don't you just get your wee blind friend and see how long 832 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,920 you can last? That is. 833 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,160 I saw a woman, a blind woman, in Lurgan last week. 834 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,960 If I. Become Am I dead? 835 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,840 So I so I had an idea really quickly and just have to say it. 836 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,800 What have you handcuffed? The most passive aggressive mom 837 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,120 comment of all time. Sorry, hold on. 838 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,080 Check my pulse. Did I die? 839 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,400 I mean it easy. I'm glad I farted on you when 840 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,080 you weren't looking at. Me. 841 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,360 So am I and. You won't be in a second. 842 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:32,720 Just read it wasn't. Oh, you're sorry, that's the 843 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,880 one. I'm sneaky ones where I'm really 844 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,360 getting the edge of it, but I know there's more common. 845 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:45,680 My mom's ghost man, that's. Fuck smells like sulfur, which 846 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,800 is not. Here. 847 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,080 Can we get our like toenails done though out there? 848 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,720 Oh man, you haven't seen my feet. 849 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,040 That'll be I couldn't put something through I. 850 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,880 Feel like I don't have good, but let's get our feet done. 851 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,320 I would do it. So I would go for like, I would 852 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,240 go for a full for Manny Petty. Manny Petty. 853 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,560 That's our turn. Manny Petty is my thing that I 854 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,720 pick for us to do. Manny Petty. 855 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,520 Right, I'm doing Aqua Robux. Hey, and then we'll go petty 856 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,720 chill. We'll pet a dog or something. 857 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,200 Folks are shit. No, but you do an evening show. 858 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,160 All right, sticky back. Oh, I'll do the Darth Vader 859 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,440 show. No, I know what we do. 860 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:20,160 We get a box, say like the singing in the bar starts to a 861 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,960 perform or something. See if we can get Willie to play 862 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,760 7 until 8. So he's a warmer. 863 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,280 I'll do a full R. Half an hour, but Willie. 864 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,640 I'm doing R. You can do Eminem, Willie. 865 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,360 You can do Eminem and Oasis at all. 866 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,600 Feel songs? What show is that? 867 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,600 The Eminem. Oasis. 868 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,400 Busted tribute. No, it's William Thompson live, 869 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,000 and you're doing all that. William Thompson, line singer, 870 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,400 Yeah. Would you do an Eminem show? 871 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,240 I could 100% do that. Oh my. 872 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:52,680 Well. I. 873 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,200 Will be stepping on toes. There is several. 874 00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,200 Oh my God, by the way, by the way, by the way, the most 875 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,640 Partridge thing you've ever said. 876 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,760 I will be stepping on toes there. 877 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,720 There's other benidorms you. Can't make a nominal by breaking 878 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,720 some M and. M's but that's OK you're not 879 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,080 trying to get in there, you're. Trying to muscle and. 880 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:16,800 You're just we felt with the see whoever the number one Benidorm 881 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,680 M&M guy is, you meet him beforehand. 882 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,280 I follow him on Tech Talk. We could arrange this. 883 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,480 Smashing that's. This is this is you have to. 884 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,160 Do an hour by the way. You don't have to do an hour. 885 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,840 You don't have to do a half an hour show only. 2 tracks like. 886 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,120 No. You're for doing a full. 887 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,920 Art, give me a challenge. All right then, fucking an hour, 888 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,240 no break. Let's see if the first four 889 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,040 Eminem, you can play it. I know what the song is 890 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,400 instantly. I can do it. 891 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:49,600 You've been to an Eminem show. All right, fucking bin Laden. 892 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,000 Sorry, I don't know why I'd do that. 893 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,840 I'm just trying to call back to the earlier banter. 894 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:59,920 Thin shady #1. Mr. Dre, my tea is never cold. 895 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:07,040 It's too hot here. Shoop dog art exhibit. 896 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,800 Come on, Mike, think of a rapper, mate, dog. 897 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,760 But yes, so you're doing that. I'll do Aqua Robux. 898 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,600 Ice pubes. What are you doing him Mani 899 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,600 Petty We're. Going to petty start of the day. 900 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,440 But that can't be the thing unless you're doing a Mani pet, 901 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,920 unless you're like, you have to be like you have boyfriend like. 902 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,600 That was between nail fighter by the way. 903 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,560 I just pointed way too close to my mouth. 904 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,160 See, I was. Like you have boyfriend, you're 905 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,680 Walmart. See, I would want us to do water 906 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,760 sports, but difficult to film, not like a yeah. 907 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:44,720 Not with Sticky Mickey, you're. Sticky Mickey, I'll be Eminem 908 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,480 and tonight Matthew, you're going to be getting get your 909 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,360 nails done. I want us to challenge three 910 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,000 random guys to a game of volleyball. 911 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,160 Like there'll be locals playing volleyball down the beach. 912 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,680 We we challenge. Benidorm we're. 913 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,520 What? What? 914 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,400 We just have a volleyball. Top guns set. 915 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,240 I won't mind it's. Not there almost 6. 916 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,360 I will mind up a like sporting. Thing to talk to me, duck. 917 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,280 That's more P&O cruise than Tom Cruise. 918 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:26,720 Like there will be guys doing sports in Benidorm. 919 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:30,200 No, they're fucking won't. I've told you I've played 920 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,640 parallel. I've been to Paralympic 921 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,360 tournaments and there's more mobility scooters in Benidorm 922 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,360 than Paralympic football. Well, Billy Scooter race. 923 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,480 Don't think you can do it but. Yeah, we can. 924 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,080 We can hire mobility scooters and do a point to point like 925 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,480 orienteering. But you need 3 cameramen. 926 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,400 Nah, 3 Goproofs and 1 cameraman at a certain point. 927 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,880 Let's not leave the production up to you guys. 928 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,360 Yeah, but also. Sorry William, with your 929 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,280 experience. I'm only turning R fucking 930 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,200 Eminem songs like for golf. Yeah, I'm teaching Aqua 931 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,640 aerobics, all right, which is like normal. 932 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,440 I suppose you have that. That's a fitness side of it 933 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,320 then, so maybe I shouldn't be thinking a bit of a sporting 934 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,600 thing. There will be people playing 935 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,640 volley you've never been. There's no sports there at all. 936 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,960 There'll be. Maybe many things to do with the 937 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,680 beach from down the beach. If we could do it like an eating 938 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,320 challenge, find somewheres there, yeah. 939 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,120 Benidorm, we could collect condoms. 940 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,600 A Big Breakfast. You know those things where it's 941 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,440 like if you can finish it, a belly Buster. 942 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,920 If you finish this, you get it for free. 943 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,000 Speak to me. Well, I've been for. 944 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,840 No, no, no. You've been ignoring me. 945 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,760 Actually. The most famous eating challenge 946 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,400 in Benidorm is the Belly Buster at Uncle Ron's. 947 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,080 That's going. To belly Buster now I will 948 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,840 stipulate if I if you take me down to the belly Buster the day 949 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,760 after I've been drinking. We have to do it when we get. 950 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,840 There, you have to let me be hungover. 951 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,040 You'll be the night before at your house. 952 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,480 That's like me going, guys, you have to count on me being short 953 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,320 when we get there and it'll happen. 954 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,880 Well, tell us more about Unclear on Belly Buster. 955 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,600 For the item full English breakfast including four eggs, 4 956 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,240 sausages, 4 bacons, 4 bacon slices, 4 hash Browns, 4 957 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,760 mushrooms, 4 tomatoes, 4 servings of beans, 4 slices of 958 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,360 toast and two bits of fried bread. 959 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,360 Must finish everything within 20 minutes. 960 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,800 Can I swap the tomatoes? Some more sausages. 961 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,560 I mean I. Can't make it hard. 962 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,280 You tell you what, it's halfway hard. 963 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,880 I think we start with Uncle Ron's. 964 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,720 Bell, if you fail, how much ink you have to pay for this fine 965 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,960 breakfast much? 10 year. 12 years. 966 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,960 What the fuck? The three of us can take that 967 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960 only. I'll chip in. 968 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,040 Yeah. Right. 969 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,520 We start with Uncle Ron's belly, Buster. 970 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,760 Yeah, Then we. Work it off the Aqua aerobics. 971 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,000 Aqua aerobics and then go to Willie's M&M show at night. 972 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,920 What are you doing though? Because I'm. 973 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,720 I'm facilitating the Lauren's Belly Buster. 974 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,320 Well, we need to do 3 activities right? 975 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,320 Or maybe you need to take the aerobics. 976 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,720 Yeah, you take the aerobics? No. 977 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,160 You'd be hilarious. No, no. 978 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,240 Your uncle runs Ballybuster. I know, yeah. 979 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,240 But your Your. Your uncle runs Ballybuster. 980 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,240 Yes, but you will. But you'll tap out quicker than 981 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,280 I will. I'll finish it. 982 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,360 I'll do my and then I'll be afraid to swim for at least two 983 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,480 hours. I'll do my best. 984 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,880 But I'm just saying it might be better. 985 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,960 Yeah. I think we'll probably have to 986 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,920 spread it over a couple of days, but yeah, yeah. 987 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,760 Belly Buster. Belly Buster. 988 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,360 What are what are Robux? Eminem Show. 989 00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,520 Eminem Show I don't want Billy Scooter with if I have time. 990 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,920 I just think you really want to go on. 991 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,240 Well, do you know what? Do you know what we should do? 992 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,800 There'll be a mobility scooter you can get three people on 993 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:44,920 because I saw them in Tenerife. So if you hook up a GoPro and 994 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,120 then. You can just do it when the film 995 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,280 crew isn't there, Mickey, you can just. 996 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,760 But I walk through a walk through. 997 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,600 The filming crew? It's you, and falsely. 998 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,800 Can we joist joist on mobility centers? 999 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:58,640 It might be fun to get first impressions of Benidorm. 1000 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,720 Sorry. On the, you know, one end of the 1001 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:05,080 strip to the other. Just observing. 1002 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,040 Yeah, observing. Let's. 1003 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,280 Get this book now, boys for the press group. 1004 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:16,720 We're going to Ben Dormley, so. Three are Eminem. 1005 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:24,400 Benidorm, Benidorm Benidorm. Big jam boarding pass for you. 1006 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,600 Classic GIMP suit. But you brought it. 1007 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,520 You're like, oh, don't be anywhere. 1008 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:38,400 That's his luggage. I will say the John Borden pass 1009 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,000 is banter that I will always love. 1010 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,480 It's. Always. 1011 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,440 It's. Always fun like stop oil with 1012 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,840 somebody on a stagger so he puts a like the stags of stop oil 1013 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,560 T-shirt on a plane. First time I ever saw it I was 1014 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,520 like fucking stupid cunt and then I realized it was a bet 1015 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,440 like a dare thing and I thought that is top class banter. 1016 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,880 Yeah, I some stag stuff I don't like some of it's really fucking 1017 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,080 mean. Oh God no, I actually love that 1018 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,360 I. Can't lie, Joel, I think would 1019 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,360 be fantastic banter as well. And it's I've just seen it on 1020 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,800 Tech Talk once as fellas in a cafe in Amsterdam smoking weed 1021 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,320 and then setting a timer every time someone goes into the red 1022 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,120 light district and the one of the prezzies. 1023 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,720 Oh, and like a. Plot. 1024 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,120 Yeah. Phenomenal banter like. 1025 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,840 You don't like the mean banter stuff on? 1026 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,000 Not the mean stuff. The cute banter though, like I 1027 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,560 saw another one as well which was everybody buys each other AT 1028 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:31,680 shirt to wear in the airport so there's no rules but it's just a 1029 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,360 case of like doing like sacred Santa for embarrassing T-shirts. 1030 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,600 That's good because some people are going to play it 1031 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,600 conservatively. I would be horrendous. 1032 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,040 Oh my God, I've got one of the house that I wear. 1033 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,640 Do we do this? That just says like it says, 1034 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:50,800 drive fast, eat us. I remember I bought Butler in 1035 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,920 Tenerife where he was having a 30th where me, Dave, David Meade 1036 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,720 and Butler's mate Ryan just went to Tenerife because Butler's 1037 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,200 like lads. Butler for his 30th. 1038 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,360 Butler goes lad. You guys. 1039 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,440 He goes, I'm never going to have a stag do. 1040 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,280 So he goes come out for my 30th for a couple of nights in 1041 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,280 Tenerife and we'll it's my stag and my birthday all the one. 1042 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,400 So on this first day he goes, Dave was like, we've got to do 1043 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,440 something. If it's this is your unofficial 1044 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,600 stag, you're never going to have a stag. 1045 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,280 We'll have to do something. And Butler goes, well, buy me 1046 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,000 something unaware for going to the water park and he had to 1047 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,480 wear it all day. And I, me and Dave went to this 1048 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,560 clone job and there was all like, you know, rude slogan 1049 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,320 T-shirts. But I saw one that went, that's 1050 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,840 good because it's, it's not clear whether he's wearing it 1051 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,680 for a bet or he's bought it and thinks it's funny. 1052 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,880 But I bought him. It was like a loading thing. 1053 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:45,320 And it said fart loading 99% like a status bar thing with 1054 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,160 like a Wii machine on it. And he hated it because it 1055 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,080 wasn't clear that it was like a that's for a bet. 1056 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,600 People were like, what the fuck? Big fart loading T-shirt he 1057 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,120 hated. It. 1058 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,040 He hated it. That's good. 1059 00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,480 I like it. That's. 1060 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,880 Fun Down Under Reform UK T-shirt. 1061 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:08,200 Just had himself. It'll be good goggle in the wee 1062 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,200 mechanical boom. That'll be another fun game. 1063 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:16,840 We can send the mechanical the longest if he grabs it with the 1064 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,560 palsy hand like. What the Famously, we can't. 1065 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:20,640 Though it's really strong. You hit me with it. 1066 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,520 Remember, it's preloaded. No, I can throw it, but I can't 1067 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,760 grip. With it All right, OK. 1068 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,520 Hit me with your palsy hand. Hit me. 1069 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,960 Hit me. I can throw it like that but I 1070 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,440 can't grip like no grips. Relax and glove on down. 1071 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:37,560 Keeps your band hit your left comedian box again. 1072 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,960 It's not. So you hit the backyard down. 1073 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,040 Paddy's back in the gentleman. Didn't tell anyone. 1074 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,760 What's Patty back at the gym for? 1075 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,080 In the bag every week you say something. 1076 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,800 Was in a boxing. I'm just saying if anybody wants 1077 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,880 to raise some money for a good 'cause I know what thing we 1078 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,080 could do. Is this how Don King pitches the 1079 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,400 Tyson? Just a few. 1080 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,920 Yes, yeah. Fucking no. 1081 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,280 It's so so it's. My boxing promoter name was Don 1082 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,280 Kebab. It's the percent we're talking 1083 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,120 about. Make you organize it and I'll go 1084 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,680 and watch. Evander Holyfield with Slabber 1085 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,760 about you, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1086 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,120 Evander, Holy Land. He says you would endure a bit 1087 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,640 as. You can't fight. 1088 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,560 Tyson No, Chris. Crazy. 1089 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,400 So crazy. Says better here, no balls. 1090 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:30,920 Shape boxers say what? Well, he's only he likes you, 1091 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,600 but he was just. He says you couldn't box eggs. 1092 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,560 It's just weird. He just said something like it's 1093 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,800 weird, like the way he said like. 1094 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,600 You said you're really good. Yeah, you said you're really. 1095 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,160 Good, that would fucking. Make, but he said you're really 1096 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,120 good. But you're not, he said. 1097 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,120 You're not that good, but he said you're good, but not as 1098 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,640 good as you. Thank you. 1099 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,680 He. Was saying to me you were good 1100 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,400 man. I heard him talking to his. 1101 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,200 My dreams just put on my face. Is the way he said he said you 1102 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,160 were going to be said like good? Just don't, Queen. 1103 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,280 No. I thought it be a pocket 1104 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:04,680 promoter. He does this so bad. 1105 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,400 Are you getting boys head so easily? 1106 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,720 No A. 100%. No, he says. 1107 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,040 Like he says you and him would be a good match, but he says you 1108 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,000 probably like you probably wouldn't want to do it. 1109 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he says. You don't like get hit now, he 1110 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:17,200 says. Can't. 1111 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:20,440 Yeah. Did you get any surgery because 1112 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,800 he said you've glass jar or something. 1113 00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,200 I didn't know you had that dog. Yeah. 1114 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,720 He said something about you. I can't remember what it was but 1115 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,920 it rhyme with baguette. He said. 1116 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,800 He said you'd no Chen. Forget. 1117 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,720 Yes. CTE. 1118 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,600 Yeah, said you've got CTE because you're. 1119 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,480 I can't think of any of these because I'm a nice person. 1120 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,280 Then I don't see the headline this week from Rabbi Shmuley, 1121 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:48,720 who says if you're not, if you're not circumcised, you've 1122 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,680 lost your connection to Jesus. Correct? 1123 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,560 Correct. I suppose you better get down 1124 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,480 the hospital. Get dumb boys that. 1125 00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,080 Way you got done, the hospital, why do Yeah. 1126 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,240 Why do you think you get it though, Singers? 1127 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,200 Same place that cuts like big bits of cardboard. 1128 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,480 It's like. Cardboard. 1129 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,640 And be more like one of those old things you do to check with 1130 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,280 Chunk. Chunk. 1131 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:17,000 But Willie? Does it hurt? 1132 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,480 Yeah. Do they do they knock you out 1133 00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,120 for it? You can either be knocked out or 1134 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,400 you can be like. I've been knocked the fuck out 1135 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,360 I. Was I was like. 1136 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,120 I've been knocking them out. Do they put a curtain across 1137 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,200 your bellies? You don't see it? 1138 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,320 Or can you see them do it? Curtain across, but you don't 1139 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,480 want the look. I just didn't look at any point 1140 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,560 I. Can't look whenever they're 1141 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,920 taking blood out of me. Like never mind taking a bed off 1142 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,280 Macaque. See, now I think back to it. 1143 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,720 Wild. So wild. 1144 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:45,880 Yeah, so you went down with a sore tooth? 1145 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,800 The worst part is the injections. 1146 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,640 That's the only bet you feel. So they inject your whole Willy 1147 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:58,920 or just your Willy? The base right a couple of 1148 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,040 times. Right, I am not. 1149 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,880 Right in the Willies armpit. I'm not being dirty, I just out 1150 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,040 of curiosity, do you have to pump it up a bit or can you go 1151 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,240 in soft? I don't think anybody was in 1152 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,680 erect. I don't think anybody's walking 1153 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,160 their legs. Fuck out, take it off. 1154 00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,240 I love this but. You injecting a soft Willy? 1155 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,440 You have the base. Like trying to inject play DoH 1156 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,280 no. You inject the base of it. 1157 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,280 You're saying there's not enough? 1158 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,120 It's if. There's no base. 1159 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,320 It's all treble. Yeah, mine, mine's. 1160 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,320 I was like one of those wheat eaters that. 1161 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,160 Live I don't have a base. Have a base. 1162 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,960 No, obviously you go in soft. Imagine you're Willy's armpit. 1163 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,160 That's what they inject you. By the way, you know what we 1164 00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,400 talk about comedians Willie like just with the gold stage and 1165 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,480 Willie gets a bit small. You you've never had it more 1166 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,120 than when you're getting circumcised. 1167 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,960 Oh, yeah. You feel like going this is not 1168 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,840 a you know what Andrew says about podcast slips? 1169 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:48,600 He's like, this is not a fair representation of me. 1170 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,360 You're like, it's not. Yeah. 1171 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:52,720 Would they not do it if you went there with a boner? 1172 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,600 Yes, there would not know. There's no way. 1173 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,880 They would not do it. Why? 1174 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,880 By the way, there's nothing about the atmosphere that's 1175 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,920 going to turn you on. Nurses, come on guys. 1176 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,480 Come on. Oh guys, they're cut your. 1177 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,400 What if? What if I really like just the 1178 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,400 beeping of machines? But then you'll be able to. 1179 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,120 Route got every drop around my neck and all like. 1180 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,120 That's why you can't take him to a car park. 1181 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,320 He's a lorry back then. See the first time you look at 1182 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,440 it. Yeah. 1183 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:21,840 It looks. Harsh. 1184 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,400 I would say so. Is it like when you get? 1185 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,880 Your black stitches went. Too far in, yeah. 1186 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,280 So that's the state though I thought that I always thought 1187 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,400 that I cauterized it. What do you mean? 1188 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,960 Like the soldered what? No the. 1189 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,240 Stitch. It's not loose wire meat they. 1190 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,200 Caught it, right? I mean in me. 1191 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,960 They caught it with a scalpel off. 1192 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,960 Mine and. Then they they show. 1193 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,560 That game. They show the top of it, the 1194 00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,840 under the linear helmet. Oh, they show it. 1195 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,840 Well, stead, yes. So whatever. 1196 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,200 See I thought it'd be like cutting the arms off a jacket, 1197 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,240 like it would just do when people just slap. 1198 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,880 Around it really, and it would still go up and down. 1199 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,600 You'd have less of it, but it would still go up and. 1200 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:04,960 Oh. Right. 1201 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,320 OK. Like when you open a pepper on 1202 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,200 me. Exactly, Yeah. 1203 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,240 Right. OK, Yeah. 1204 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,560 Yeah, I get you now. How long was it before you had a 1205 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:19,240 a wank like after you had your circumcision? 1206 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,360 3 1/2 minutes sore thing I've ever done. 1207 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,280 You hurry up and stitch on, I'll fuck you. 1208 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,000 I'm possum for. Weeks you're not looking at it 1209 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:34,000 for, weeks it's. Someone else had been 1210 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,320 circumcised and all that. He's like the three to four 1211 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,280 weeks after you just you can't do anything. 1212 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,280 You would have to be the horniest guy in the world. 1213 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,680 No, but I mean even he was like, you can barely walk around. 1214 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,920 It's so raw. Well, I went for a walk that day 1215 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,360 because they go, they go see for days. 1216 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,320 Don't do it. Don't exercise out. 1217 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,880 Like don't go for a walk. Obviously stay around the house, 1218 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,320 be very careful. And what I heard was you'll be 1219 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,080 all right. And I went for I'd say like a 1220 00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,920 two mile walk that day because I was just like, get out of the 1221 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,920 house, get some air. And then it got infected. 1222 00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,440 You're your dad. You should have kept. 1223 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,800 You should have kept on your chargers. 1224 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,120 Yeah. True got infected. 1225 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,840 Let the air get at that. I went down and I said to the 1226 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,160 guy who did it, got like an appointment and I was like, 1227 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,640 yeah, I'm just worried there's like maybe an infection or 1228 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,880 something. And I went like, I barely have 1229 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,400 my jeans down. He's like, yeah. 1230 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,920 Yeah, that Resident Evil boss that's between your legs. 1231 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,760 It's fucking wild. You're your dad's son. 1232 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,120 Like like oh, you should probably stay in to my walk. 1233 00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,720 My if. I if they told me you need to go 1234 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,080 for it to my walk, I still wouldn't. 1235 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,320 Do it by the way, you're the phrase. 1236 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,280 You're your dad's son. Real silly. 1237 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:39,880 Yeah, Obviously. Yeah. 1238 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,760 Doing. Yeah, speak for. 1239 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,360 Yourself. Yeah, not fair enough. 1240 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,920 Yeah, you might have some so harsh because when I had that, 1241 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,080 like when I had the operation on my ghoulies and I was about 12, 1242 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,320 I was about six weeks where I just didn't move at all. 1243 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,640 So yeah, Magooly. You know me, love. 1244 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,840 I truly. Like it? 1245 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:05,040 Thank you but but yeah, fucking. Did you mourn the loss of. 1246 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,600 No, I, I said. But the reason I'm actually 1247 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,400 happy with it when it was healed up and stuff and then you're 1248 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,120 like, right, I'm going to have a wee ham shandy here. 1249 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,040 Did you have to do it different? Obviously, you've no fortune. 1250 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,960 You you need Lube. You you've known pull back, 1251 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,360 think yeah, like you you literally like yeah, you can't 1252 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,880 do you know, we were doing before Yeah. 1253 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,320 So you have you need like. Does it take anything off the 1254 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,200 exercise you're really? No. 1255 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,760 I might get it done for the aesthetics. 1256 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,440 Depends how I guess I bunched up at the top. 1257 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,760 Your foreskin is you big hanging off like top of self this hat 1258 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,720 and probably. My yeah mine looks like. 1259 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,160 Casper's Time. Mine looks like, do you know 1260 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,120 when you're not on your way home from a holiday and you're not 1261 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,320 packing the clothes? Yeah, you're bundling it up. 1262 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,120 That's what I got. Oh yeah, might. 1263 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,200 Yeah. Mine's more like mine's kind of 1264 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,160 like PE socks stuffed in each other. 1265 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:56,080 I can't remember the look of do you know like so see if I go to 1266 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:59,000 look at it, I'm not expecting to see a 40 foreskin even know how 1267 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,480 to force him for so long that make sense. 1268 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,040 But so even now, if you could picture your Willy the Force 1269 00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,440 game. I don't pitch it with force 1270 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,440 game. But if you if you had to. 1271 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,720 I'd struggle, yeah. Do you keep? 1272 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,360 It are we asking this before? Oh yeah, I know. 1273 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,640 But that's. I I, I think personally I 1274 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,840 everyone different. I think mine looks better now. 1275 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,120 Oh, they do look. They do look better. 1276 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,320 Willy's do look better when out of force game, there's no doubt. 1277 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,960 Yeah, I would like to keep mine, frame it and just have the 1278 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,880 words. Peter Schmekel. 1279 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,520 It's a good reason to get it done. 1280 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:31,920 Yeah, just for the to. Get it done. 1281 00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,960 What's what's the reason for this procedure? 1282 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,080 This will be funny. Yeah, yeah. 1283 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,280 Dan bought me a framing Amazon on the banana. 1284 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,080 Is this funny? I'm just imagining you at the 1285 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:49,560 framers do. You do millimeters. 1286 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,520 Is it a certificate? No. 1287 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,800 It's a. It's a weird one for a 50th. 1288 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,400 I would get it. Just keep it on an urn to like 1289 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,280 when somebody tiny like someone's ashes. 1290 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:06,800 You wear his pinky. No, because get the near 1291 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,960 stretcher. Oh. 1292 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,960 Having that like around the side of the stretch. 1293 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,880 We're getting into the territory where after this, well, we 1294 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,480 should take it over the after. Yes, we should. 1295 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:16,760 But what? We're going to keep talking with 1296 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,640 Foreskins because, well, I can tell you this now. 1297 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:23,240 I once watched. I don't know if it was keep it. 1298 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,240 Nope, I can keep you on. I don't. 1299 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,800 Should you go to the? Office, he says keep it. 1300 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,760 OK, I'll just keep it. Where are we going after? 1301 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,960 Just go to The Afters, Join us on The Afters, go to patron.com, 1302 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,920 forth as lazy boys with his head and see all the other shit we've 1303 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,800 done, which is usually talking about this sort of stuff. 1304 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,120 Yeah, We'll see you over there, guys. 1305 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,760 Come see me also. Go ahead. 1306 00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:43,800 Come see me on tour. Touch grass tickets are sell 1307 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,480 very well out of shows in Bangor, which is nearly sold out 1308 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:50,760 in Glasgow, Dublin and possibly Cork as well as all my other 1309 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,040 dates. Also, come see me in the 1310 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,880 Edinburgh French. 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