1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:04,040 You're welcome to the Lazy Boys podcast, ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,280 with myself, William Thompson. Myself, she and Dodd. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:14,800 Lose my career. Hey, I said, I said before, say 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,000 to you, good energy, good energy in the. 5 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:19,600 Room Today I'm caffeinated and freshly masturbated. 6 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,480 Downstairs and I'm boxing in the corner straight away down to. 7 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:27,200 Amazon is real fun. Are you? 8 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,480 Yes. Is that on camera? 9 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,200 Yeah, We've got a we've got a Oh, yes. 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,240 Now that now that's me of my day. 11 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,040 Willie, If you if you pretend, you don't know who that is. 12 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,640 I'm so pissed off. John. 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,120 No Ravi Shankar when you see him. 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,440 Oh my God, I thought that was. My hold on Mickey, please 15 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,320 please, please let's stop this section. 16 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,200 I've just assumed it's Ravi Shankar. 17 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,560 All the Shankar. But isn't, is it? 18 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,680 I think so, yeah. I thought it was the guy that 19 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,200 plays the Willy Wonka. I think that's Bobby. 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,879 Shankar, Ravi Ham Shankar. I really want to say it, but I 21 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:05,519 can't. You can't. 22 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,960 He looks great. He does. 23 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,280 He looks fast. Put an age on that. 24 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,760 He's not in the room, it's a photo. 25 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,600 Of him I know, but like doing that's a 40 year old man or a 60 26 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,000 year old man. I I don't know. 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,520 Well, trick question, because Ravi Shankar is timeless. 28 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,360 And imported out to a 30 year old woman. 29 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,360 That's it. Funny, because it's us. 30 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,280 I love that brilliant touch of class. 31 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,640 You get that on Amazon. Yeah, £20 on Amazon £20. 32 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:34,480 Was it framed or in framed? Already, that's cheap for Ravi 33 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,640 Shankar. And I thought, yeah. 34 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,640 Was that an original Shankar or is that a fully original? 35 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,040 Fully. Original Shankar. 36 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,840 The Sign. On the back yet? 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,960 Yeah, but who have? You ever sold it to me? 38 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,160 An original Shankar sounds like a skateboard move. 39 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,520 I just pulled off an original Shankar there. 40 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,280 Bang, bang, bang. It's the noise of this ATAR, but 41 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,120 also the skateboard hitting the ramp. 42 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,160 Yes. What's up, Willie? 43 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,360 Can't stop looking at it. That's the thing where Ravi 44 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,600 Shankar don't get lost in his eyes. 45 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,640 Don't you dare. Calling to me like the One Ring. 46 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,560 This is Mantle, yeah. You fancy Ravi Shankar? 47 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,880 No. Oh Willy Fancy Ravi Shankar. 48 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:14,200 Willy and Ravi sitting in a tree playing the SITR or. 49 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,760 Shut up. Are you going to Ravi Wanker 50 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,720 over that? Yeah, Look at that big vape. 51 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,040 That's a big vape. What do you get that I got? 52 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,040 What do you get that out of Kill Kenny? 53 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,120 I vape great. That's what it says on. 54 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,480 It I vape great. I mean, I didn't write it on it 55 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,280 it. Says how's my vaping? 56 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,440 Does it actually? NO1800 how does it do the shell? 57 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,440 Bigger ones down there. There are bigger ones, yes. 58 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,400 Mine says VP on board right? I'm making vape puns about car 59 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,640 bumper stickers. Yeah, mine says vape if you're 60 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,880 horny. Yeah, mine says if you, if you 61 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:51,520 can read this, you're too vapy. Yeah, yeah, it's not vapy if you 62 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,080 shout surprise. Jesus, Cat's not a bumper 63 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,640 sticker at all. The best bumper sticker I ever 64 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,680 saw was one that said hauling grass and tap an ass and I 65 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,600 laughed and followed that man for a long time just to make 66 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,320 sure it was real and then I got a photo of it. 67 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,680 Your dad laughs with bumper stickers. 68 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:18,480 Big knee slapper in the car. You do have the truck. 69 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,400 Ready to do? Who doesn't? 70 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,760 Do you ever be a passenger in a car? 71 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,040 And if you're on the motor where you pull up beside somebody, go 72 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,320 the same speed and then just like pretend you're running 73 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,760 beside them? 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Well, he described the scene. 112 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,680 So when they went, we had a BBQ. I thought they got like the 113 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,120 grill and all on that was one of those like disposable. 114 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,200 Student BBQ. But it was just one small one. 115 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,360 It just looked like a fucking refugee camp. 116 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,880 With two wee burgers on it. That's, I think that's lovely. 117 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,320 It was I what freaked me out was there was definitely the 118 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,640 remnants of a dead bird at the back at the same time and I was. 119 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,160 No, that's what they had. This is pretty dead. 120 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:41,920 Bird. Oh OK. 121 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,960 Did you cook the bird? No, she was about 2526. 122 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,240 But it was they showed me a photo of it and I was like, 123 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,520 that's the most sad. Thing the sad thing is the three 124 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,320 of us couldn't BBQ like we couldn't BBQ. 125 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,840 We need to and other people invite me. 126 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,200 Any time I've started to try and BBQ it, someone takes it over. 127 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,760 You look like you in BBQ. Yeah, and I don't know if that's 128 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,000 an. Insult or no, It's Stephanie 129 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,840 insult. An accompment. 130 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,240 I'll take both of them. I'm great to have the BBQ. 131 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,720 What I do is I stand beside the man who's doing the barbecue and 132 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,080 I go a beer. We would not be made I. 133 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,960 Get you one I can see. Another fresh corona daddy, yes. 134 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,200 I can see you coming over the top of the fence if someone's 135 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,960 having a BBQ. What's going on here? 136 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,360 And I can. See a big bag of meat? 137 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,520 And I can see you burrowing under like a wee more. 138 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:24,400 You see you coming up. Yeah, and you go, Oh no, I don't 139 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:30,160 eat outside, just grate the cheese off the chicken. 140 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,120 Glue, yes. You got me in the end. 141 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,000 You, you rub me back in in the end there. 142 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,160 Do you park? I whenever someone goes, should 143 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,720 we do a BBQ, I'll go. I will get the ribs, don't curds 144 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,880 it. I'll go whatever. 145 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,520 You always said that, sorry. I will go, whatever money you 146 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,160 need I will supply. I'm doing no work. 147 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,080 Right, You're not. So you're not even bringing meat 148 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,520 condiments or sauces, which somebody said the same thing. 149 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,520 You're you're just going, I'll just give you cash. 150 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:57,960 I will. If you need me to bring, I'll 151 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,720 bring whatever I'm doing. No work. 152 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,160 I'll help lay the table. I'll be with the girls. 10 153 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,720 minutes before I arrive, I'll go, you know, face yeah, you 154 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,480 know what I mean I'll do stuff like that yes yeah, I'll bring 155 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,600 loads of booze like I'll. Bring a 16 pack of VKS like you. 156 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Know what I'll do for you? For your convenience, I'll 157 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,200 specify things that I want that you wouldn't normally bring. 158 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,440 The fucking wood salmon. Yeah, yeah. 159 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,920 Tuna steak. Does anyone else get the 160 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,560 calamari on the go here? You. 161 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,280 Fucking 100% you. Fucking 100%. 162 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,680 Yeah, I'm the same with frozen chips do. 163 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,640 You like a tip? But I'm not a sectarian person 164 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,880 at all. I'll call him Ari. 165 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:40,840 Give it clear. That's good, that's good, that's 166 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:41,960 good. They got me back to the. 167 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,000 Game there we go right that's we haven't seen each other we wise 168 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,920 Willie how was called Kenny. Fantastic. 169 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,160 Was it good? It's good. 170 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,880 Do you need? To train that, Yeah. 171 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,480 How long that take? Next time I'm just going to 172 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,240 drive. It was like 7 hours because it's 173 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,800 it's about 2 1/2 to Dublin, right and then an hour and a 174 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,440 half to Kilkenny. But you've to get. 175 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,240 That's not seven 1/2. Let me finish you fuck, that's 176 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,000 what she said. But you have to get from. 177 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,320 You look very old. You look aged. 178 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,560 What? Look tired. 179 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,360 I am very tired. That's because you're on the 180 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,680 seven or. Yeah, but you have to get from 181 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,400 Conley to Houston and Texas. Yeah, fucking ages, man. 182 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,840 Can Lady? But that's about 40 minutes to 183 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,520 get there and the train from Dublin, Cal County is like 20 184 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,800 minutes after the Dublin one land. 185 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,440 So you always miss that one. So you've then to win an hour 186 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,880 and a half to that one comes back. 187 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,080 It's a fucking. Long would have taken you to 188 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,360 drive. Three hours. 189 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,480 You're blown so. What time did you leave Belfast? 190 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:36,159 Suppose the black boxer You can't go across the border. 191 00:08:36,159 --> 00:08:36,480 Can you? Yeah. 192 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,440 Exactly when are you going down? The end of month drug ever We 193 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:41,640 well left. We'll do a road trip like. 194 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:45,160 Yeah. What were you asked? 195 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,560 Me Do you ride the day before the show? 196 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,840 Arrived day off. So what time you leaving your 197 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,240 house at early doors? 11 yeah half 1011. 198 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,640 And with the shows I tell you, call Kenny's lovely, isn't? 199 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,200 It it is lovely. Good weather. 200 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,680 Fine weather. First day it was good bad. 201 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,440 Weather bad? Weather we haven't. 202 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,320 It was like first day sunny, the rest of the day quite grey. 203 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,120 And did you do the castle to? I did and now I see why 204 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,640 everyone's like, you should do the castle. 205 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:12,520 It's quite boring. It's nice, but normally when you 206 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,840 go to a castle you're like, and the previous owners were 207 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,600 murdered and then the gates were sieged. 208 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,200 These are like. There's no these. 209 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,680 Guys absolutely love the king, and the king just let them keep 210 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,320 it. Yeah, that's all the story. 211 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,920 You're in the Blarney Castle? No? 212 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:28,080 Lovely, but you've got no the Blondie, so you've got the top 213 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,560 like it's on the it's in the castle wall. 214 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,960 I'm not going to kiss either. I'll go look at it, but. 215 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,840 How much of A kiss do you have to give? 216 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,080 It Yeah, you do know what you want. 217 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,080 You can fill go with like I'm just spider man at the upside 218 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,720 Down. You don't really kiss the 219 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,120 Blondie stone as much as it sits in your face. 220 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,120 Have you done the wee Blondie glory hole? 221 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,160 Well, it wasn't actually a glory hole whenever I was there, but 222 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,520 Hammer left them right. What is supposed to bring in 223 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,800 good luck? Blondie stone kissing the 224 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,600 brownie stone. Good luck. 225 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:54,800 I think so, yeah. Yeah. 226 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,040 I hope so, otherwise your ship. So I didn't even know it's 227 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,760 castle. I thought it was too stupid 228 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,040 Castle with like really nice like grounds and all around. 229 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,000 It's very lovely. Where is it? 230 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,160 It is lovely. Cork it. 231 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,480 Is the wee rock shaped like a bomb? 232 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,760 What's the stone look like? No, it probably is shaped a wee 233 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,480 bit like a bomb. It's probably been eroded a wee 234 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,680 bit of people kissing. Yeah, American and Germans, 235 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,000 they're like, I would kiss the stone. 236 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,800 Only specifically they wrote it. Yeah, you know, they're like 237 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,760 poisons. To receive the gift of the gab. 238 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,480 That's why I wouldn't kiss it. You never fucked me up, do you 239 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,240 know what I mean? Like Jesus Christ, he's on two 240 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:29,640 times speed talking on my sleep and had to channel up. 241 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,680 So why did you go and do it? I was just down there and was 242 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,720 all I'm going to go fucking to be walking this castle. 243 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,160 But then I did make a mistake of drinking about 18 pints of 244 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,640 Guinness night before, and as I was walking up the steps I did 245 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,960 accidentally fart and I did hear a German. 246 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:47,480 Glass is stinking, yeah. That's right, I said fuck up you 247 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:53,600 ginger bitch. Like two prong, a little bit of 248 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,920 Nazi and ginger bitch for some. Reason not to prom with his 249 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,000 name. The ginger bitch seems mean. 250 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,160 Call him a Nazi, but leave alone. 251 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,360 Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. 252 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,360 But John. You can change. 253 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:06,720 But not many ginger Nazis. Atari. 254 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:16,400 That's probably. It. 255 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,440 Remember, you got in trouble for our costumes. 256 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,240 I just left it out of my fucking yeah. 257 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,120 I could have come in here in a GIMP suit. 258 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,800 You went to a fancy dress party at the shop and thought, let. 259 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,280 Me lazy, wise ladies and gentlemen. 260 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:37,360 There's fancy dead pie. Go ahead. 261 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,280 Sorry. Lovely, lovely physique. 262 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,440 They said you've just gone to some fancy dress shop and bought 263 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,560 this. She ain't got some good taste, 264 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:46,680 he said. Oh, he's talking about. 265 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,640 Got. It from the cupboard. 266 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,880 Everyone in the family like you think that was in good taste, 267 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,520 like you were a Nazi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 268 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,400 Yeah, you've brought shame upon them. 269 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,680 He's like, I didn't know this was fancy dress. 270 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,040 Before they weren't Nazis, they were just mad. 271 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,320 They were just Germans like well. 272 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,080 I think. I think they were sympathizers, 273 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:05,640 some of them, some of them. Oh, like 80s sympathizers? 274 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,680 Nazi synthesizers. Kill the juice. 275 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,080 Kill. Won't you take me to? 276 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:16,560 Find a solution. I didn't know that one. 277 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,040 Kill all the juice. Now get kill all the juice. 278 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,720 Kill, kill, Kill all the juice now. 279 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:29,240 Kill, kill, kill all the juice. We let you keep going. 280 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,960 Kill, Kill the juice. Kill, Kill the juice. 281 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,520 Call me Al. Yeah, there's no real. 282 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,440 Right, you're looking at me there. 283 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,600 You. Were fucking as a victor in a 284 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,080 cocktail bar. No change it, just keep it as 285 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,720 others. I can't believe, I can't think. 286 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,600 When I met you. Yeah. 287 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,240 This is your. I know this is my your name. 288 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,840 You're a Jew. Jew always believing. 289 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:58,920 So. You steal gold because the 290 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,480 question are done or something. Quick, no, it's not that. 291 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,720 I know. I'm just trying to get out of 292 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,000 this. I'm enjoy it. 293 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,760 Yeah. So Kilkenny was good. 294 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,800 Kilkenny, what did you stay with? 295 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,240 Hotel me Pembroke. Pembroke. 296 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,360 Pembroke. Told you it's so nice. 297 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,840 Good spot. It's lovely. 298 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,280 Good spot man. The downside is there's not much 299 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,320 and it's a lovely place, but there's not much to do than 300 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,560 drink and eat. You're right. 301 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,200 So during the day and I didn't. You'll hate it. 302 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,920 No, I hate that. I don't think I'm going to 303 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,640 bother. Did you? 304 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:32,280 Did you get food anywhere nice? Did you go to Paris, TX? 305 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,720 No, I'm gonna go there. We can go there next time. 306 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,040 I went to Zunis because they gave us a wee voucher, wee 50 LB 307 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,800 voucher, which is a lovely wee tapas place. 308 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,720 Oh wow, lovely. Did you make any new comedy 309 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,680 friends? Were you hanging about by 310 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,320 yourself? No made load load of new friends 311 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,680 David. Made a load of new friends. 312 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,280 They go to different schools though. 313 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,160 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 314 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,520 David O'doherty was there. Oh, it's a pleasure to chat too. 315 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:00,680 Yeah, Valora Valope, Valope, she will not remember that 316 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,560 competition I ever and didn't get in. 317 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,600 Great friend, can you say her name? 318 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,600 Yeah, remember that competition I entered and didn't get 319 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,160 through? She won that 10. 320 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,640 She's very fucking good. She's a gold medal. 321 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,080 Always raging. And human. 322 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,760 There she won it. Very good. 323 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,600 Very, very. Funny. 324 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,360 Very funny. Yeah. 325 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,320 Tucson Douglas as well. Lovely guy. 326 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,280 Tucson. Douglas. 327 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,520 Tucson. What his name? 328 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,680 I know that's better than Bartford. 329 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,320 Tucson Douglas sounds it. It sounds like Bart Freeburn's 330 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,120 reputation was made at the Battle of. 331 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,000 Tucson, Douglas. At the Tucson. 332 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,200 Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, he took 5 engine scalps. 333 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,200 Yeah, the Battle of Tucson, Douglas. 334 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,480 And then he started the war. Rode on into Tucson, Douglas 335 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,680 shot the sheriff right where he stood. 336 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,520 Been playing red. That again? 337 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,880 Me too. I don't keep inviting the 338 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,640 parties to accept. I don't. 339 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,280 Play it online, I'm a lone wolf cowboy. 340 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,160 That's not a party, I think they're a BBQ. 341 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,960 So it is. There are parties, they're 342 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,240 lovely wee parties where people have fun playing games. 343 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,680 And how do you play Red Dead with other people? 344 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:08,040 No, just on like on the headset. Should we just be talking when 345 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,120 we're both playing Red Dead separately? 346 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,160 Yeah. Oh that would be nice. 347 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:14,360 You can't do it online, but shit people like people play Red dead 348 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,640 online but properly like no, I'm the traffic warden. 349 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,840 Like they won't breathe. That sounds good. 350 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,760 You fucking would. That sounds good. 351 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,000 Or if you like run in the town, they're like, you can't run in 352 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,360 this town. This is a walk in town. 353 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,160 You're like. Hey, welcome to the town. 354 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:38,840 I'm the mayor. I came all the way here from 355 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,440 Tucson. Douglas, I got to catch this 356 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,040 butt free punk guy that's. The fucking phones. 357 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,560 Who's? Talking. 358 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:58,280 To me. About Freeburg just I am. 359 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,160 Anything. Else out of the ordinary in 360 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,960 Kilkenny, any other nation not. Really just delicious pints. 361 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,560 Right. How many Guinness we're talking? 362 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,160 About 6 or 7A night for three nights class and I'm like my 363 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,800 Tommy shorn. I don't know why. 364 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,880 Right, I do if I found with down South Guinness, you don't get 365 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,600 the really bad Guinness pose. No, it is black, but it's not 366 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,760 like. It's not, yeah, it's not a 367 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,160 Jackson Pollock. Yeah, it's not the absolute 368 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,600 machine gunfire from your butt, so it's not too bad. 369 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,360 Seven or train home. 7. Or three days drinking Guinness. 370 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,040 You're a brave man. Couple more Guinness on the way 371 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,160 home. What on the train? 372 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,800 No. You drinking the Kilkenny, the 373 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,720 Dublin train? No, Yeah. 374 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,160 No, you can't drink on that. But there was a wee bar. 375 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,720 Hadn't heard a way before my train class called in. 376 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,560 Had that then stopped off in Houston now. 377 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,440 What I like about his state adventures is he's already 378 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,280 become an old man with it. They have to be. 379 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,280 Calling for a week. When you read the reason, the 380 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,280 reason usually yeah reason post. I've told you that, remember 381 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,240 that we, the time we went down on the train, got drunk on the 382 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,599 train. I would genuinely, and this is 383 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:08,160 an old man thing, but I want to get the train to Dublin right, 384 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,680 Return ticket and not get off the train and just drink the 385 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,680 whole way down, drink the whole way back. 386 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,000 I think it would be lovely. Remember the time. 387 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,280 Down just looking at the window. Remember time down, Set those 388 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,079 down South to promote. That's what I was talking about. 389 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,880 What's that? As I can see you just with AVR 390 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,040 headset train simulator just sitting in the house. 391 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,319 I never even thought about that. I have AVR headset, yeah. 392 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,680 You were going to be our headset and just go in the virtual bar, 393 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,440 just the whole. This guy, you were ahead of the 394 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,000 VR headset game. You were just. 395 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,520 He was. I actually get it. 396 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,120 I watch VR porn where I'll do a slut shammer. 397 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,920 I go get out of your mouth dirty. 398 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:46,040 What would your father think? Now, how is your weekend being 399 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,920 examining? I went to Dublin Zoo. 400 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,880 Very good. Beautiful day it was. 401 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,080 It was good, it was good. A lot of the animals chilling, 402 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,440 the big ones, Big cats with the tender chill. 403 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,440 Poke them. Oh, imagine you cattle prodded 404 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,120 them. Do they dance? 405 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,040 I know it was good. The weather was unbelievable. 406 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,280 See Phoenix Park in Dublin class. 407 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,440 Didn't know anything about it. Knew that existed. 408 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,840 Unbelievable. It's really nice. 409 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,240 We parked really far away and then would walk through it. 410 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,560 Beautiful. So the President House, you just 411 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,280 walked past that some Gaffley. He is president. 412 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,680 Karen Conway, is that right? Was it not Higgins anymore? 413 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,760 No, he's no Michael Day. No, they've just let him. 414 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,000 He's just in a weak field, isn't I? 415 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,760 He. Actually, he lay on a bed and he 416 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,560 went. There is another precedent and 417 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,040 he just disappeared. Yeah. 418 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,840 Because then some news went to Bunton for dinner. 419 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,800 Unbelievable champion of Bunsen. That was maybe the best one I've 420 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,600 ever had. And then the next day we took 421 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,720 kids to the cinema, went to see someone called The Magic Tree or 422 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,600 something. One of the best family films 423 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,600 obviously in my life. Do you know where the lead of it 424 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,240 is? Who's that guy that was Spider 425 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,680 Man? Toby Wire. 426 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,920 Andrew Garfield. He's a Nichola Cochran from 427 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,240 Derry girls in. It What's that bite? 428 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,840 Magic Tree. What's tree magic about? 429 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,960 If you go into this enchanted wood and you close your eyes, 430 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,400 say I believe in magic three times. 431 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,720 You cross into a fairy and Pixie world, Brilliant. 432 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,520 And you go to all different lands. 433 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,400 The lady from baby reindeers in it. 434 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,800 Martha, Yeah. Is she playing Martha's though? 435 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:28,360 Yep. She's terrifying the kids, but 436 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,520 it's brilliant. Following Andrew. 437 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,120 Do you want it to bite all the kids? 438 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,040 The kids, The kids will be city kids, and they're just on their 439 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,360 devices and all, and they don't, they don't know about the world 440 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,720 outside. And then they go to live in the 441 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,600 countryside. And I think after a while they 442 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,480 realize maybe there's something in this. 443 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,760 See, that would be a good lesson if magic trees existed. 444 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,200 They do. I. 445 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,640 Don't know. I've smoked them. 446 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,200 I've been in there, I've walked through walls. 447 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,640 Hey man is fucking. Fuck away the Pixie land. 448 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,880 You have to believe. OK, fair enough. 449 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,640 Did you ever hear that? There was a story in the news 450 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,720 the other day, There was a guy with a kind of similar thing 451 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:07,000 moved from the city of the countryside and his neighbor 452 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,360 came over and said, look, we're, you're new to the area, but 453 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,160 we're having a party. Oh, bloody next door. 454 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,560 He says, big bit of drinking, you know, just the usual bit of 455 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,160 fighting, bit of riding. And the guy goes, I'd love to 456 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,080 go. He goes, what time do you want? 457 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,400 Miranda? And the fella went whenever you 458 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:27,400 want, just the two of us. Yeah, yeah. 459 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,560 I saw a film about a magical land for the children. 460 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,480 This is Michael Jackson. No, I'm hearing a bit of 461 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,080 controversy about this. Right, OK, this. 462 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,600 Is what I'm hearing. They're not saying he's a Peter. 463 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,120 Win it. They're making him seem like a 464 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,720 cool guy who's not a pedo. It doesn't go up to that point 465 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,880 in his life. Right. 466 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,160 What's the point making it? Magically cuts off before like 467 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,800 the 90s. So it's the 70s. 468 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,840 The last shot, Tim goes he's. Still black. 469 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,800 They're like a post credits scene. 470 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,920 Yeah. I'll. 471 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,640 Do it myself like. I'm inevitable. 472 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,640 Is it good, Willie? Is it good? 473 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,360 You should have gone for the head. 474 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,440 Yeah, it actually, Yeah. And I'm not a huge fan of 475 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,240 Michael Jackson. And it does make you. 476 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,680 Go. Not a huge but you're a fan. 477 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,760 Not really like you. Don't like his music though, 478 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:26,200 right? It's one of those, I can 479 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,080 acknowledge his classic music, it's just never. 480 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,160 I think by the time I was old enough to know who Michael 481 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,680 Jackson was, he he was scary. Yeah, he was good. 482 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,000 He was a wee plastic. The rumors had spread like. 483 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,960 The rumors had spread. The wee plastic face. 484 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,880 He's like, don't you ever climb trees? 485 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,840 Like he was fucking freaky. Remember in the Martin Bashir 486 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,320 documentary, I think it is, he's like, have you ever had? 487 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,240 How many operations have you had, like plastic surgery, 488 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,600 whatever. Like you must have had some, 489 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:59,360 Michael Jackson goes. But. 490 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,440 One of them lasted five years. By the way, like this is a 50 491 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,520 year old man behind this you really should be saying to 492 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,080 mother. This is like he always I get 493 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,920 why? But by the way, so you ever seen 494 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,760 him talk to James Brown Funeral when he maybe doesn't know he's 495 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,920 on camera? He's like greeting people. 496 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,640 So he's like showing up. He gets out of the car and 497 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,240 always like, Oh my gosh, what's just said for James? 498 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,840 And then he sees like a couple of couple of boys have been made 499 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,400 to jail. What's happening to my man? 500 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,440 Yeah, because is there a phone call right before he died to the 501 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,000 Doctor Who's like, I'm fucking feeling pretty bad over here. 502 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,280 Well. That's. 503 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,800 Yeah, I get a little plane, motherfucker. 504 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,360 Shamone. That's his actual speaking voice 505 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,360 was a lot. Billie Jean, I never fucked that 506 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:46,840 bitch. Nana, that's a dirty bitch. 507 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,200 Dirty little motherfucker. He's doing Earthsome. 508 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,840 I don't even recognize the man in the mirror anymore. 509 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,000 What if we turn to the world? What the fuck are we done? 510 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Show pedo, I'm going to kick your ass. 511 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,960 There was a movie. Yeah, it is good if you're. 512 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,760 Having the park, everything you know about him. 513 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,520 Yeah, even then, it's hard to remove it because he's such a 514 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,040 giant manchild. Like, there's one scene where 515 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,280 he's in a, he's rents out like a toy store. 516 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,880 There's bodyguards, like, filming it full of, like, going 517 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,800 around the shopping cart, filming full of toys. 518 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,640 And he, Michael's just in the background hiding behind the 519 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,800 shelves, shooting guns at him and being like, I got you. 520 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,320 And you're like, that is adorable. 521 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,480 Were he not 29? Yeah, yeah, like that's my, I 522 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,440 think, mate, how much I would fully do how much? 523 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,160 Does it cost to rent the toy store? 524 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,360 Yeah. Asking for a me. 525 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,560 You love a wee trip to Smiths, don't you? 526 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,280 Fucking right one the three of us do, I think. 527 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,640 Yeah, well. Yeah, there's times I'll go to 528 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,520 get my niece and nephew, president of Smiths, and then 529 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,440 I'm like. Some gear, like good gear here, 530 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,440 like yeah. Now it does cover the the way 531 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,240 his dad would like go nuts, Adam and off they no, I'll say this 532 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,720 right when they're like the dad very abuses if they messed up 533 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,920 and the dad would like shout out at them. 534 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,720 That was abuses. It was abuses and his dad would 535 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,400 shout out them if they're like play the wrong note or sang 536 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,120 wrong. And it was all the kids being 537 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,440 like sad while dad's like stop fucking up. 538 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,200 And I was like, this was just me doing my times tables as a kid. 539 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,960 No, but I think the movie maybe wasn't showing lots of. 540 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,000 I think the dad did beat the fuck out of not. 541 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,760 Very badly shows out to like, doesn't. 542 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,760 That's, that's yeah, that's fucking there's Dad just fucking 543 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,400 bang. Just kicked him the ball. 544 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:32,720 Just skirt him white, yeah? Is the is it him do the music in 545 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,040 it or is the actor who plays? Him. 546 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,920 So what's his nephew? I think it's Jermaine's Weeble. 547 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,200 Jermaine's loud. I think it's Jeraine's oldest. 548 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,960 The young Jackson fella. The Jackson. 549 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:50,880 Cup Jackson Boyce for the secondary he's doing footballer. 550 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,800 So I think it's him doing it. Right, So does it sound good? 551 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,120 Yeah, I don't know enough about Michael to be like, I don't know 552 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,400 if it's good or not. Sounds fine. 553 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,520 You also don't know enough to just call him Michael. 554 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:08,360 Yeah. We Bubbles. 555 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,800 Isn't it though, Is he? He does. 556 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,120 He gets something. This is my new friend Bubbles. 557 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,200 And it's just Robbie Williams from his movie. 558 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,480 It actually is. Yes, we see J Monkey. 559 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaking of movies, I love when I show my kids a movie that I 560 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,800 have loved and they are into it. Mrs. Doubtfire. 561 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,440 Class. It's def seek. 562 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,200 I feel like when we were younger, we used to belly laugh 563 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,400 at movies, our generation and I think even we noticed it's sort 564 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,680 of a comedy. Younger people get a wee bit 565 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,840 more awkward now in terms of like just letting themselves go. 566 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,720 But so they'd normally watch a movie and you can tell they like 567 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,880 it, but this movie, their knee slapping, they're loving it. 568 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,440 They want to rewind to watch bits again. 569 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,760 When Mrs. Doubtfire's fake teeth come out at the dinner scene, 570 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,280 they're they're cracking up. And then I was cracking. 571 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,520 Up so you know, there's because Robin Williams improvised so 572 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,120 much of that movie that there's the potentially could be 3 573 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,760 different age ratings of it. Oh, right. 574 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,200 So there's like. There was ones where he was a 575 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,920 provision that would be dirty as fuck and then ones that were PG 576 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,440 and the ones were like whatever. Some phenomenal I. 577 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,560 Would love to see the fucking R rated. 578 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,520 But see, when you watch this doubtfire, this age, there's 579 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,560 bitching. There's bits you'd miss as a kid 580 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,600 where you're like, oh, that's phenomenal, Yeah. 581 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,360 Right, I always hold and I'd like when the mugger goes to 582 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,440 steal the handbag. Yeah, she goes. 583 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,920 You broke my bag, the bastard. The it's. 584 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,440 Weird though, couple of weird bits in it. 585 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,800 She keeps saying she's from England. 586 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,680 There's a couple. Of wee bits I got. 587 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,720 That was weird. I haven't seen it. 588 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,160 Mrs. Doubtfire. Haven't seen it, Willie. 589 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,760 You will fucking love it, you. Would love it. 590 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,320 It holds up. It's. 591 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,000 Really, really does hold up. It's, it's so fucking good. 592 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,160 Like it's it's Robin Williams at his finest. 593 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,400 Can I? Can I make a ball claim? 594 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,560 May be so bold. Ron Williams should have got an 595 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,640 Oscar for that. Yeah, didn't even get nominated 596 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,640 for. Probably not enough movies like 597 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,680 that wouldn't have got nominated. 598 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,280 Comedies never get them. Yeah, do you know who Loki is? 599 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,080 Brilliant than a Pierce Brosnan. Pierce. 600 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:06,160 Brosnan, yeah, he's phenomenal. But his character is supposed to 601 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,240 be like the the mum's new fella who you sort of hate. 602 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,240 He's actually a great guy. Like looking back on it now, I'm 603 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,480 like, he was signed. Yeah, he loves the kids and like 604 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,960 he's good to. Her Does he get the kids in the 605 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,040 end or does the Corko know you fully impersonated? 606 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,960 It's a very. These kids, yeah, there's, 607 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,520 there's a bit like, it's only when you're an adult you watch 608 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,040 the court case. Towards the end, we were like, 609 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,480 oh, fuck, he really did. They got too far. 610 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,560 Yeah, like you fucking hell. Just catching that, Mrs. Fires 611 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,560 lawyer post Me too. You're like fucking I'm. 612 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,240 Not I'm not the spoiler, but it works. 613 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,160 It's not like a proper Hollywood ending, but it's happy ending. 614 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,440 But they don't all like it. Doesn't all miss miraculously 615 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,000 turn around? Doesn't anyone misses Don't 616 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,640 forget visitation rights or something? 617 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,920 No, no, she gets ATV show. Yeah, she gets ATV show with a 618 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,200 Muppet and then what? Yeah. 619 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,360 And then like the mob basically goes fuck the court. 620 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,880 You can see them the weekends. He becomes the housekeeper. 621 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,160 So do you know the premise of the movie? 622 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,880 I know the yeah. Right. 623 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,960 So Mrs. Doubtfire becomes the housekeeper and she's looking 624 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,400 after the kids. The kids find out, but. 625 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,120 She but she also also the the man puts an ad out. 626 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:19,320 He changes the number on the ad and then rings up all these fake 627 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,240 voices. His brother happens to be a 628 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,520 special effects artist. So he goes his brother and he's 629 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,400 like fucking make me a woman here and then so he's committed 630 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,240 fraud as well his. Brother talks like that. 631 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,080 Yeah, yeah. That's the guy from Independence 632 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,560 Day. He was like, Nah, I kind of put 633 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,960 you on hold. The aliens are here. 634 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,360 I always forget his name, but what's what's the guy? 635 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,000 Scott Capiro plays the brother's boyfriend. 636 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,200 Yes. Scott. 637 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck? 638 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,720 Yeah. But yeah, so he does. 639 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:53,320 He commits fraud at the start by like fucking stealer advert and 640 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,200 then just phones in with all these weird voices and basically 641 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,640 makes it like, as soon as you get a nice person, you're going 642 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,600 to pick me. Yeah. 643 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,520 And it's fucking brilliant. It's it's such a good. 644 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,520 Movie. It's funny, sad, have 645 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,760 everything. It's brilliant. 646 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,440 When? His son goes into the bathroom, 647 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,240 he's having a stand up piss and he's trying to tell his sister 648 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,800 but he's 12 and he's freaking out. 649 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,240 He's like this is that far. He's a she's a she. 650 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,160 He's got a cack. Yeah. 651 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,720 You see it, Big monster Williams look. 652 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,560 And it's Robin Williams cocktails was like, it's all 653 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,800 quirky. Never had a friend. 654 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,400 Never. Robin Williams definitely does 655 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,360 too much to the point where I can appreciate in movies, but I 656 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,200 think I've always had it been with him in real life and be 657 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,160 like Robin to take two minutes. I saw an interview once with 658 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:44,880 Ethan Hawk. Hawk about what was the fucking 659 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,560 movie. They all did. 660 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,200 They both decided. Oh, I noticed him. 661 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,160 And there's a bit in that where Ethan Hogg was like, you would 662 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,600 see Robin Williams, like, during lunch on a movie set where he's 663 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,480 exhausted, right? And he's like, because being 664 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,680 that kind of person that really takes something out of you and 665 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,360 party wants to go. Or you could just fucking chill 666 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,000 out, Robin. Yeah. 667 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,800 So when you watch I, we talked about years ago to him, man on 668 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,440 the moon, Jim Carrey, when he like became Andy Kaufman. 669 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,840 Yeah. There's no Jim. 670 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,280 Jim No. So when I was uni, my one of my 671 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,880 lectures top of method actors, right? 672 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,800 And he was like, they're full of shit. 673 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,160 Yeah, right. So he says like they'll live for 674 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,960 six months as a character, right. 675 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,720 So like Daniel Dale Lewis live for six months. 676 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,560 A carpet as a carpet. Abraham Lincoln. 677 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,400 Cobbler. Cobbler. 678 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,640 Yeah, he's a cobler now. He's a carpet, but he he's. 679 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,920 Lying on the floor. See. 680 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,720 See to the to the outside it looked lazy what he was doing. 681 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,000 But it was. It was. 682 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,880 But we tassels on the terminal. But he, he, he lived for six 683 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,600 months, Abraham Lincoln, right. So he would be like an 684 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,120 interview. He's been like, yes, I would go 685 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,880 to the shop, you know, as Abraham Lincoln, my lecturer be 686 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,800 like Abraham Lincoln didn't go to the shop. 687 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,840 There weren't invented. What if around like was going 688 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,680 around the shop going fuck me the black guy man everywhere 689 00:30:54,680 --> 00:31:02,240 welcome every time a car back fires what I play no. 690 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,000 Caesar statue himself fucked the hell don't. 691 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,680 Even like me. My ears are dumping folks. 692 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,600 Look stupid, did he? Did he then, when he had to play 693 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,520 the game, cerebral? Pals. 694 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,640 Yeah, 100%. Yes, all of that. 695 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,960 Uncomfortable at best, yeah. And if he was, if he was method 696 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,440 acting Jerry Coleman, what did he do? 697 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,320 Yeah, sit in the room. Imagine he was just like 698 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,960 committing, committing terrorist acts against the British state 699 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,000 and they're like, you're going to jail. 700 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,920 He's like, bro, they're like, no, no, it was a bomb like. 701 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,360 It's a method. Bomb. 702 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,600 Yeah, yeah. It's a bomb of art. 703 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,280 Three are dead. No. 704 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,760 No. They're same with me. 705 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,280 I know what you mean about. How do you plead? 706 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,440 Guilty or not guilty? I played acting. 707 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:04,160 Look, I'm in my prisons. Just throw soap in front of 708 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,320 them, they're not going to get me. 709 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,080 To gap you sentence to 17 years, may I request to serve that 710 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:14,000 sentence in my mind, which is more of a prison than Magabri 711 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,680 will ever be? That's. 712 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,600 Beautiful. I actually want to like. 713 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,720 Was there anyone when you did drama in school? 714 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,040 Did anyone love that method acting thing? 715 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,640 Nah, not really like to be on because the course I was in, to 716 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,960 be honest with you, nobody was really very good like it was. 717 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,280 It was my yeah but. It was my first choice because I 718 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,120 did, but everybody else was like, didn't get into actual 719 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,880 drama schools. So it was a it was like 40 720 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,480 people that were like, I'm a theatre kid and I'm like, I'm 721 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,440 going to go drinking because you're doing my fucking head. 722 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,440 Yeah, yeah. There was nobody that was like 723 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,400 mad and that there was a few people that tried to do 724 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,560 avant-garde theatre where they were like trying to smear blood 725 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,200 over places, but they use red paint and you're like, if you 726 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,840 want to do avant-garde, you actually had to use real blood. 727 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,560 They were like, you know, I'm like, well then. 728 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,760 Stop doing it. Yeah, no avant-garde artists 729 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,440 like and Andy Warhol was never like. 730 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,640 That's a bit mad. See, for about two weeks I went 731 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,920 this week Saturday morning acting class when I was a wee 732 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,480 kid and then. But it was some of it was like 733 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,360 improvised stuff, and they would tell you what you were doing 734 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,080 next week. So the first week I went there, 735 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,560 I was like, this is weird. I don't really like this. 736 00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,360 I just want to play football. And then they go, next week, 737 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,000 you're going to be on a boat surrounded by sharks, and it's 738 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,440 like a shipwreck and the sharks are coming. 739 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,200 And a boy arrived the next week with a paper mache stick. 740 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,720 That was that good. I just said to my mom was like, 741 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,840 I'm not going back here. These people are really. 742 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,640 Yeah, It's so weird. Also, it's not acting that's 743 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,760 annoying. It's so. 744 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,120 That's bringing price. I remember we once spent I. 745 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,160 Think T to be fair to him. It's fucking unbelievable. 746 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,640 I can still picture it. We. 747 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,360 We. We won't spend a full week 748 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,400 packing up an imaginary suitcase. 749 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,600 We had to, like, walk over and then somebody would go, no, 750 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,760 hesitate. You'd be like, yeah, what the 751 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,920 yeah, but then I But then I'd be fucking up and pretend to kick 752 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,680 it over. Oh fuck. 753 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,120 Have you ever seen Kev? Yes, my imagine isn't better 754 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,640 than yours. Who's Paul Block More Cup Kevin. 755 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,800 Kevin James, Right? You ever seen him with the big 756 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,760 water cooler thing, the big bottle of water falling over and 757 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,239 trying to put so we have you seen this you're trying to put 758 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,400 the that is some of the best physical. 759 00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,080 I think physical comment, like people call it slaps and said 760 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,760 shite. It's fucking brilliant. 761 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,920 Like it's. So hard. 762 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,719 Yeah, so, so hard. What am I? 763 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,159 There's what? I don't even know who the actor 764 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:29,199 is. There's somebody I'm thinking of 765 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,960 who slaps themselves on the face with the big soapy hand. 766 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,120 I don't know what like ever what they're doing. 767 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,520 I know it's a meme. Go to put me in the eye slowly. 768 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,239 Don't. Call him slowly. 769 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,880 I'd like us to be we are we 3 stooges thing. 770 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,600 I would be the Rocky one. Is it MO? 771 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,520 Is MO the grumpy? One, I never got into. 772 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,040 Three, I'm a long, Hardy man. Before my time like. 773 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,000 I'm a chaplain man. You're big Laurel and Hardy guy. 774 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,120 Yeah. Far he is good chaplain have 775 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,960 only ever seen. The Crucially, there's two of 776 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,560 them. No, he's talking about the girl 777 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,080 from The Fugees. Lauren Hill. 778 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,920 Nice. Laurel Hardy WWE tagged in 779 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,840 Champions Yeah. Another fine mess. 780 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,920 Don't do. That do that Richard flair. 781 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,200 No, as Richard and Judy. They get hit with the chair. 782 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,800 Yeah, there was a black guy using the same water function. 783 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,840 Right. Where the Three Stooges racist? 784 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,040 Probably back there. Probably. 785 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,960 Yeah, like 20s. Have we ever seen the chaplain? 786 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,040 The Great Dictator? Pardon the. 787 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,560 Great Dictator. Based on a play by Bertolbrecht. 788 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,400 Is it? Mine is. 789 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,960 It Oh yes, you never called the. Fucking something of something. 790 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,840 Like that, Still good? No. 791 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,800 Immediately. That's good. 792 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,160 No, completely. Fucking left me there. 793 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,480 It's it's a real long fucking weird title, but the whole 794 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,560 point, the whole thing is about because the great the theater is 795 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,320 about Charlie chopping getting mistaken for Hitler. 796 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,720 So you Hitler copied the mustache from Chaplin. 797 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,400 He's a big fan. So that's what the whole thing 798 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,720 is. This play is about this guy who 799 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,760 everyone. It's basically the Life of 800 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,400 Brian, but it's Hitler instead of Jesus. 801 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,160 Yeah, he does that big speech at the end. 802 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:18,960 It's very. Cool. 803 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,960 Yeah, I don't want to rule or to help people. 804 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,240 It's very good. Machine men with machine hats, 805 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,440 that one. Yeah, it's really. 806 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,760 Fun we will rise, some people appreciate. 807 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,280 It I was about to say the same thing. 808 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,720 Yeah. Great tune. 809 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,440 Great tune. One of his better songs. 810 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,200 Here, here, one of the best art of his generation. 811 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,960 Yeah, I agree. My friend met him at he was 812 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,960 doing the SSE years. We want to be first like sort of 813 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,480 blew up my friend good VIP access at Paulo Notini signed 814 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,720 one of his own CDs. But your wee picture a man 815 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,880 smoking a spliff because my friend, like a wee slip and sort 816 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,920 of power. What the time, allegedly. 817 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,680 Very good. I would love them did. 818 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,200 You get that play out there. Doesn't seem to. 819 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,800 Really. I read it like. 820 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,760 Mickey, it's on the Playbill of your mind. 821 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,040 The slapstick was at Ross and Friends. 822 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,160 It was Ross and Friends with the fucking. 823 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,560 That's what it was it. Was leather trousers. 824 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,800 Leather chargers like David Schwimmer? 825 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,000 What? Yeah, he can't get. 826 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,760 Maybe he wears leather chargers? That and he he puts like talc 827 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,040 and all he. Puts talc and moisturizer and 828 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,200 try and pull them back up and it makes a penis slaps and face 829 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,600 yeah. It's fucking great. 830 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,520 That's very funny. Chaplain Lauren Hardy Ross from 831 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,440 Friends the Greats. I mean, you all learn somewhere. 832 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,960 Friends had some great slaps. They get it. 833 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,880 The Turkey. On the head, Turkey's fantastic. 834 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,880 That's great. Fun fact, Pivot was phenomenal. 835 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,960 Was he in it? Jeremy Pivot. 836 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,760 Joe the one where where Chandler hits his head off the final 837 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:47,040 laughs. Chandler when Chandler's got his 838 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,800 handcuffed to the fighting. Kevin hits his head off of the 839 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,240 thing. Yeah, it was supposed to happen. 840 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,480 Really. So he's genuinely angry and the 841 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,400 whole audience laughing to keep it in because it was an 842 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,640 accident. He gets really angry and just 843 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,360 those 7 grams. Account this coach first win. 844 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,520 Great acting, Matthew. Fantastic. 845 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,640 He's. He thought he was doing the 846 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:14,480 title sequence again. Where's the wrestling? 847 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,120 Don't clip that because they're Bing fans Little. 848 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,320 Friends fans came for. Us that time. 849 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,240 Yeah, that's what this podcast has been annoying niche 850 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,240 Internet. We've got the friends crew, the 851 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,640 Ravi Shankar heads. Barry Kogan fans. 852 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,880 Barry Kogan fans, people from Hamdorf and Adelaide? 853 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,280 Yep. What if they get me when I'm in 854 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,960 Australia? You won't be right. 855 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,880 You'd be nowhere near. OK. 856 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,280 I mean that. Was that one? 857 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,880 I wasn't there for this one. So we talked about how there's a 858 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 there's a town outside of Adelaide that was settled by 859 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,600 Germans and they do have a like an oddly like a slight German 860 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,040 twang to the Australian accent. But me and him just did 861 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,000 Australian sayings as Germans. I see. 862 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,480 Good day, mate. Yeah, yeah. 863 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,840 Sure enough to shrimp on the Barbie, that kind of thing. 864 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,480 I'll. Feed us and Sheila silly stuff. 865 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,920 Timmy has fallen down the water. Time a kangaroo? 866 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,200 Cracking Man Fiora. Can't you tell what it is yet? 867 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,280 See him? You do that, That's the same. 868 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,760 There's no relaxing. I was. 869 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,520 About to go Ralph Harris, what happened to him? 870 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,120 And I was like, oh. Yeah. 871 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,200 Also he not Australian, is he? Yeah, was he? 872 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:25,800 Yeah, famously the song was Tiny Kangaroo Down Sport. 873 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,680 And he didn't mean kangaroo. He was like it should have been 874 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,760 called tiny kangaroo down if you know what I mean. 875 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,320 In brackets. Yeah, there's other one was 2 876 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,200 little boys. Yeah, fuck yeah. 877 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,560 It should have been 2 little Kangaroos. 878 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,080 He he didn't give a fuck who he was pissing off. 879 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,200 Yeah. Oh, traveling in a fry drop 880 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,360 company did that at the time you did call back. 881 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,520 So yeah, I didn't. I was no more of the 882 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,920 controversy. Did you say did you put? 883 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,800 You think you put in the group, the group, the group. 884 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,480 Yeah, what are you putting in the globe? 885 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,800 Tomasi, what I'm putting in the globe. 886 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,200 Wait to see what I'm put. In your you see my WhatsApp 887 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,120 clip. But may the fourth the White 888 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,240 House have tweeted another fucking Star Wars thing. 889 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,320 Oh my. Fucking God. 890 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,040 That's the epitome of winding people up. 891 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,120 Like, yeah, I think you have to give Donald Trump credit for 892 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,520 being an absolute fucking troll. And it's now got to the point 893 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,920 where you don't check that it's come from the official account. 894 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,400 Yeah, It used to be you'd see something like that. 895 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,920 And you go, well, this is a fake. 896 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,840 Oh, no, it's really that. Whereas now you go. 897 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,240 Because it did it last year with him as a Jedi, but he had a red 898 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,400 light Saber and Star Wars nerds like that's a Sith. 899 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,680 You're so that's a Sith. And I was in the house, like, 900 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,680 I'm pretty sure someone in the White House knows this. 901 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,360 Like he's. Not worse, by the way, Sith 902 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,960 amendment. Thank you. 903 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,000 OK, but like they're? Yeah, they're like he's A and 904 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,880 you're like he's done way worse than say he's a Seth in form 905 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:49,160 execute order 66. Going to be the attack on me. 906 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,080 Is let me hardly. Just going to build a bigger 907 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,320 death *. Better than the last Death Star, 908 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,240 this Death Star is. Fully armed and operational. 909 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,200 Don't know anything about *. Wars. 910 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,680 Really. Yeah, nothing. 911 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,320 It's going to be a long 10 minutes because I'll be back. 912 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:13,640 Joel out. Darth Harris showing. 913 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,040 Them the Death Star plans. Can you tell what to do? 914 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,960 Just a big. Just a big light up didgeridoo, 915 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:28,040 same noise before. That's a good wee most surgery 916 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,960 do you've got there. Thank you, You know what I mean? 917 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,440 I can do it I. Can do a lightsaber going. 918 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,680 Past your head. Don't put your hand up again 919 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,600 mate. That's. 920 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:40,280 Really good. That's more. 921 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:48,640 Let me see. Yes, that's actually all right. 922 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,680 Yeah, sometimes I run about with a. 923 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,680 Broomstick in the. House, I'm young, can I be sure 924 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,560 it that's all right? That's all right. 925 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,200 Unfortunately, Star Wars like I'm a fucking. 926 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:59,120 Nerd. Let's do Trump another Star 927 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,560 Wars. Dennis The Phantom Menace I 928 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,040 like. That one. 929 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,040 What, 1 Dennis, The Phantom Menace. 930 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,720 Yeah, it's very good. It's very good. 931 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,360 Yeah, but try. Yeah, well. 932 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,040 What are you doing? Who would he be? 933 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,120 Be Palpatine. He wouldn't be. 934 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,880 He'd be the Emperor. Like, yeah, yeah. 935 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:16,840 He would 100% like yeah, your friends are on the forest moon 936 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,120 of Endor, I think you'll find. It will be fully operational. 937 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,720 I just did that one earlier did. You. 938 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,920 I didn't hear it. I wasn't. 939 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,840 Listening. Yeah, it's fine. 940 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,840 Let's move on. Sound like Nolan. 941 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,280 'S starting to look a bit. Like Emperor Palpatine with his 942 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,440 new haircut and his skinny look. No, I don't know Emperor 943 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,120 Palpatine. Who is the guy from here in Star 944 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,440 Wars? Liam Neeson? 945 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,160 No. Yeah. 946 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,200 In the original. It was like a classic. 947 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,320 Original, Original Jabba. So we played the original Jabba 948 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:43,640 the Hutt? Yeah. 949 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,240 Yeah, yeah. So before the CGI Jabba the Hutt 950 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,320 and there was a guy from like fucking Antrim be like, well, 951 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,520 Han Solo, fuck you, dude. IVA bound in your head lot, 952 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,320 you're fucked. You're to fight the fucking 953 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,000 rancor guy. By the way, who's that big hurry 954 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,960 caught you Well. Your dog needs a lead. 955 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,400 Have it awfully. That dog fuckers Grace. 956 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,640 I just don't have a filter. I just say hey, is I can't keep 957 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,640 him. I just have to say it. 958 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,880 You shot Greedo. I saw you. 959 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,160 You shot him first. No, I seen you. 960 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,720 Pulls up the Millennium. Fucking fucking. 961 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,200 What leaders? That engine. 962 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,160 She's just clapped out, boy. She lowered. 963 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,560 She's going. Like shit off the shovel. 964 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,360 Here. Oh, just crashed too. 965 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,240 Much power for the Chelsea, put her apart in the bands way. 966 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,880 Chuck Mazam. I never planned him because 967 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,200 Jabba Hunt's a big slow. Creature, but before that they 968 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,520 just had a fat cunt. Yeah, so. 969 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,720 What, even that fat? He wasn't even that fat. 970 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,320 He was 70s. Fat, yeah. 971 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,480 But now you'd be like ah. You could, you could shift that 972 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,160 like, yeah, yeah. But back then he was. 973 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,520 He's body positive now. Yeah, back then you were like 974 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,680 this is. Space fat? 975 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,720 Yeah. Your cross galaxy's fat. 976 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,880 Yeah, he was. He was. 977 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,400 He was. You not. 978 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,360 Like Declan Mahone. Declan Mahone. 979 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,360 Credit. Which is not a. 980 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,040 Hollywood name. Is it like what's been called 981 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,400 Harrison Forge? Carrie Fisher, Daggy. 982 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,840 Mahone. You know, one game ago now. 983 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,000 God, she fucking ages the way it was. 984 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,640 Joe might work. Drop. 985 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,320 Them all Declan home is that a? Hollywood name No. 986 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,480 I still. I still. 987 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,600 Yeah, I don't think you'd be Declan Holland. 988 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,960 There's no famous Declans, is there? 989 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,160 Well, even Dec Mcpartland, yeah, that's as close as you can get. 990 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,720 And he still goes for Deck no Mcpartland. 991 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,080 That's what it meant. Deck Donnelly. 992 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,760 Sorry, don't ever do that. I'm really. 993 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,440 I'm sorry with that sorry I'm. Deck, if you're watching, 994 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:29,520 they'll be watching together. It's over the phone, have you 995 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,400 seen? This bit, he thought you were 996 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,880 me. I know it would break my heart 997 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,400 if you got on. The TV and you find out they 998 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,760 they hate it yeah yeah yeah yeah I'd. 999 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,000 Be fucked by that. Yeah, like they. 1000 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,040 Yelled Cotton. The ball just go. 1001 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,520 Yeah, yeah. Can you stand? 1002 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:50,240 That cunt. Honestly, that time I thought 1003 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,560 I'd mailed it. Now that and I saw the look in 1004 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,640 your. Eyes when you thought that, and 1005 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680 now I'm saying, well, you know you haven't. 1006 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,360 And it's sad he cannot see. What he can't he see he's been 1007 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,880 shot in the ace? That's not even that's I mean 1008 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,400 you it's. Message. 1009 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,720 That's an accent no one ever heard. 1010 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:06,600 That's an Eskimo. That's Biker Grove. 1011 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:13,360 Let's get ready to remember. You don't have to do it you. 1012 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,920 Don't have to do it Biker Grover green chill and now. 1013 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,640 Time Board a Bush took a trial. That's what you did. 1014 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,360 That's what you did there? Honestly, I'm not being funny in 1015 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,960 my. Mind nailing it in your mind? 1016 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,120 Yes, in. Reality. 1017 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,800 No. In my mind I've got a 12 foot 1018 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,240 cock. It's another meds, another. 1019 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:30,280 Meal for camp. It's another meal for camp. 1020 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,400 Every star. Let me ask you. 1021 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,600 To finish up, what did you do your weekend? 1022 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,040 I got pitched. Oh. 1023 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,440 I. Went to Maverick with James. 1024 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,680 McKechnie had a lovely time and that's a gay nightclub. 1025 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,160 Gay. Nightclub on the way to it on 1026 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:45,480 the. Way to. 1027 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,480 So we were drinking in the butt because we're doing getting the 1028 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,560 butt. We're having pints afterwards 1029 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,560 and I was at the bar to the butt. 1030 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,480 Yeah, I was. At the bar. 1031 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,800 And there were these two, two English girls, right, who were 1032 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,400 very much English girls in Belfast for the first time 1033 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,640 because the shamrocks glued to their faces, right, Right. 1034 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,840 And I heard one of them going, I bet you his name's Dave, about 1035 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,400 me, right? And I went, I do don't look at 1036 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,440 Dave, I don't have a neck. And I went, which one of you 2 1037 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,200 is called Sharon? And one just went. 1038 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,080 And I went, You heard this was like, yeah. 1039 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,720 Right, so you're mortal enemy. But Kegley was like, no, it's 1040 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,320 good, it's good. And I on the way there he went 1041 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,280 just to let you know you're going to get fucking tortured. 1042 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,520 And I went, Do you think this is my first time in a gay bar? 1043 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,160 I was like, I have a drama degree and a fucking Karate Kid 1044 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,240 tattoo. I was like, you might be the 1045 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,280 straightest gay man of all time, but I'm the gayest straight man, 1046 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,480 and I had quite. A. 1047 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,600 Night Man showed me a picture of his Willy. 1048 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,880 Lovely it was. Massive. 1049 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,560 Huge. So he's about. 54 ruins a day, I 1050 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,200 swear to God. Probably seemed like I swear. 1051 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,080 To God, nice for him to. Do that it had and it was. 1052 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,840 Class looking. What setting did he have? 1053 00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,040 Like was he? Just just, he was lying on his 1054 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,160 back and it was like it was. That big that it was like 1055 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,200 resting on. All right. 1056 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,560 Do you know what I mean? Like, mine never goes all the 1057 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,680 way back. It hits a sort of centrifugal 1058 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,680 force and just as it comes up. Yeah. 1059 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,640 So. So Willy. 1060 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,560 And then on Saturday nights, I went out drinking and imported. 1061 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:06,200 Put it down. Yeah. 1062 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,600 And I was. Standing in the beer garden and 1063 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,240 somebody went, oh, Liam Lurgan Trump's come into the open porta 1064 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,720 down and I drunk enough that I said I can lift everyone of you 1065 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:16,000 bastards and then I just pick people up in a beer garden and 1066 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,760 there's some like babies was ported down and there's a. 1067 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,720 Rivalry man Lurgan like. Fucking broad bloods and crowds. 1068 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,280 Big time. Big time, Big time. 1069 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,760 That's metals their beefly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1070 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,360 What? Because they're Trump's. 1071 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,880 Smelly dirty bath. Yeah, I'll be here. 1072 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,160 Bye. See, when they get it, we 1073 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,240 wouldn't understand. He wants to. 1074 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,120 Get talking like that we wouldn't understand it. 1075 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,040 Yeah, that's, yeah, that's I, that's. 1076 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,520 Happened one time get us and we were in Lurgan and a fella I 1077 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,800 went to school with him and talk to me and I went for Lurganese 1078 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,240 and walked back over to get us and he went. 1079 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,560 I have no idea what you just said. 1080 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:47,560 Well, you're a big, as we found out when. 1081 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:51,000 The one the all Ireland, you're a big arm off, big arm IGA man. 1082 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,400 So were you watching the Down game? 1083 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,920 We had, we had it. I was there in spirit. 1084 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,600 What does for largony sound like? 1085 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,160 I need to know. So like. 1086 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,600 Ask me a question. How was your again, Michael? 1087 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,320 I'll. Do I like what I'd fucking like 1088 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,200 painting? Fucking stamen be honest with 1089 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,040 you then fuck me and all babes I'd fucking all the boys get 1090 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,000 back and I was all fuck I don't work and then just fucking 1091 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,800 slapping and what the fuck they get lazy right see other boys 1092 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,680 and. I don't like it. 1093 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,800 Other boys becomes. Very educated. 1094 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,360 I all boys. We were there with the bays and 1095 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,160 there's a credit all by someone like I had fucking name girls 1096 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,160 and all that was all fuck out there. 1097 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,360 You taking your car home? Get my car home. 1098 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,560 What the fuck? It's a sexy accent. 1099 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:28,640 I need a nice laugh. Here. 1100 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,760 I know, yeah. I know, yeah. 1101 00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,360 I have to wash my hands. Three or four times after. 1102 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,120 The Lurgan boys and the Port of Down Boys could only. 1103 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,600 Sell it one way. Dance off. 1104 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,120 Yeah, you don't force my dance force. 1105 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,920 Who's done for Moonwalk by I caught walking backwards. 1106 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:50,120 That's the devil. Brock Dance he really hacks like 1107 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:55,360 hot but. Can he walk the what you have 1108 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,520 some nerve to walk and hair. I'll say this never drinking 1109 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,520 with you and. Logan No, You'd love it. 1110 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,560 It would be. It would. 1111 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,720 Be like Safari, go to the vintage. 1112 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,600 Vintage classy bar? No, the seller. 1113 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,720 What am I thinking? Of there's the vintage on the 1114 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,840 seller, that's what they call. Me and Logan the settler. 1115 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,440 They call me the Vintage. That's a Goodyear an 87 chicken 1116 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,760 you're smelling. Begs in the Maverick. 1117 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,160 No, if you're. Smelling that that guy's dig a 1118 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,920 bit like. That you would have to pour it 1119 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,560 like a bottle of wine. Yeah, I I said it looked like 1120 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,360 somebody drew like. Not about a bottle of Pepsi. 1121 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,440 That's like, oh, the vein, Yeah. I thought he'd he'd got. 1122 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,920 Like you know it was. Like, done his period. 1123 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,480 Like, you know, when you, like, shave railroads inside of your 1124 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,320 head? Yeah, To me it was as if he's 1125 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,320 superimposed. Sylvester Stallone's forearm 1126 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:42,360 from Rocky 4 onto his pelvis. Oh my God, did you ever? 1127 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,200 Oh, Elvis. Did you ever? 1128 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,680 Get anything shaved into the sides of your head, like the wee 1129 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,360 lines or a night tech or anything. 1130 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,280 Yeah, go faster Stripes. I got the night. 1131 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,480 Tech sort of look class. We went through a. 1132 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,720 Phaser trying to do wee slits. In our eyebrows and I fucked it 1133 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,280 up. Did you do it? 1134 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,120 You went too. Wide I when I. 1135 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,360 Had so I had like my big. Eyebrows anyway, I've got three 1136 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,360 Anyway, I had up with four eyebrows, so I had like a chunk 1137 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,000 about that size here and then still but there. 1138 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,960 I like the. Wee eyebrow line was good, now 1139 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,440 it's good if it's a scar but it's just that. 1140 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,160 We if you've done it yourself, you need it with a barber's 1141 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,840 proper. Razor though, because I've tried 1142 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:18,600 that with the Gillette. No, I didn't. 1143 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,440 Would you consider it up? Are you too old? 1144 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,120 For it, Yeah, right. I think I'd suit it. 1145 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,720 No, my eyebrows are. Too nice, don't want to touch 1146 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,000 them. See, my eyebrows are too big to 1147 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:27,880 get away with it as well. What? 1148 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,360 What's wrong with that? What I said there? 1149 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,280 My eyebrows are too nice. Look at them. 1150 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,760 He. Does get. 1151 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,440 I don't get them. I shave in between here, that's 1152 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,600 all I do. Shouldn't shave them? 1153 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,120 Makes it go back thicker. You're going to pluck a clock 1154 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,560 block. Block, I got Salmon's punk 1155 00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,360 jacket in my head yesterday. Oh, very good. 1156 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,280 Yeah, don't even. We're doing this. 1157 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,720 Now, Yep. Yeah. 1158 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,600 Can we ask you? All about it in The Afters. 1159 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,480 Yeah, OK, We'll head over there now. 1160 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,560 Let's go. Can I ask him A? 1161 00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:55,840 Little bit about it now. Oh, let's. 1162 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,880 Ask you a little bit about it now. 1163 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:57,520 Oh. Sorry. 1164 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,280 Sorry. My fear. 1165 00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,320 Yeah. Hell. 1166 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,880 So yeah, because if you didn't listen last week, I'm getting 1167 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,200 her replacement therapy. Yeah, they're going to have 1168 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,440 flowing. I'm going to have if I don't 1169 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,040 have an. Offer with them. 1170 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:10,080 I'm getting money back. I want you to do 1 episode in 1171 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,640 cornrows all. Right. 1172 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,800 Fully breed. So yeah. 1173 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,240 Good. Sort of was one of them the 1174 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,000 predator? So you got the salmon so that 1175 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,080 you've had one? Treatment. 1176 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,000 So for two treatments, so one is plasma. 1177 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,680 So you spin your blood round to get the take the plasma out of 1178 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,600 it and then the second one is you go, they get salmon spunk. 1179 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,120 Now I'll tell you right now that it didn't hurt as much as my jaw 1180 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,640 hurts now trying to get the spunk plasma and salmon spunk 1181 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,080 sound like. To be guys in neighbors. 1182 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:42,200 Tony's cousins plasma. Salmon get back in as well. 1183 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,800 How scientific the 1st. Bennish Yeah, they were the 1184 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,360 swirler in the plasma. They do, they do call it. 1185 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,200 Let's. Get a fish. 1186 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,520 They do call it like. He has to wank the salmons off 1187 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,120 himself. That's. 1188 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,760 What I said my job was so I don't if you've missed that, but 1189 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,480 I'm. Still, we're sucking a laugh, so 1190 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,480 that's. What? 1191 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,000 I have to bring a female salmon and she goes I guess. 1192 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,520 Right that I tell. You what though it? 1193 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,600 Hurt like fuck, like it was at one point, because there's no 1194 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,880 point. At one point, yeah, didn't call 1195 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,400 her back, but at one point. The injected death spit of my 1196 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,640 head and. I shivered and I was like, is 1197 00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,640 that in my brain? Am I right? 1198 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,760 Am I like do they make you play ukulele to show your brain? 1199 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,760 Still working? Yeah, they do do that. 1200 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,320 Brain operations. Do they really? 1201 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,680 What if you can't play ukulele before? 1202 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,520 You go in, then they think something's gone wrong. 1203 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,840 Panic. Really. 1204 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,280 Is that what they're like? We need to check it. 1205 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,600 Still, if you have a wee talent, you do it while they're. 1206 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,520 Doing brain surgery. Oh, magical night of brain. 1207 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,960 Surgery and they're like, tell us a wee joke. 1208 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,280 I I'd be sitting there like that or. 1209 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,600 Like imagine if they. Ask you to play the ukulele but 1210 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,120 you can't play it and then you start playing it but but they 1211 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,040 don't know then that's wrong. Do you get me the last thing I 1212 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,240 want to hear after brain? Surgery somewhere over the 1213 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:50,960 reptile like yeah. I'm like to cut the. 1214 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,000 Brain off. What's this wee song at the 1215 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,880 minute? I can't stop. 1216 00:52:53,880 --> 00:53:01,840 Listening to the way you move, the way you understand me, just 1217 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:13,040 the way you want. What is that? 1218 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,280 I can't stop listening to. I think it's called just the way 1219 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,320 you are the way you are. Joe, what was getting me? 1220 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,440 With the Jon. Hamm fucking turn the lights 1221 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,080 off. As the shower this morning like. 1222 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,640 A. Microphone you've. 1223 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,600 Heard that one, Shirley. The main like cuts in the job 1224 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,080 hands race. They're just tech talk trends. 1225 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,520 Have you? So I haven't seen the movie yet, 1226 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,840 but there's a. Fucking clip from apex with 1227 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:43,160 Charlize Theron and Taron Edgerton Edgerton, and I think 1228 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:48,080 it's a chemical boy song. So he based it's not at no, it's 1229 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,800 not as good as it's not as good as it's one of the ones you I 1230 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,520 wouldn't you wouldn't really hear or you need to be really 1231 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,200 into them. And he essentially is like 1232 00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:57,160 hunting her and he's like, I'm going to give you until this 1233 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,040 song's over to rum right, and it's really sinister, but he's 1234 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:02,400 dancing and you find yourself being like that's a fucking 1235 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,000 banger. What? 1236 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,520 What's the time go? Let's go. 1237 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:06,440 Is it with? Q-tip. 1238 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,520 No. That's. 1239 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,840 Galvanized Q-tips on Q-tip. But he might be on go as well. 1240 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,760 Time's come too. Push that's. 1241 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,280 Not a bad Q-tip. Time has come. 1242 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,600 Too push the. Button. 1243 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,960 At. Least that's I like. 1244 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,240 Trailers doing that. Again. 1245 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,480 Yeah, we'll just be talking about tribe. 1246 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,840 Called Quest for the next 20 minutes. 1247 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:32,120 But like trailers now using songs properly is bad because 1248 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,240 they used to. There was a while trailers were 1249 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:38,000 just slowing down every song. So it was like the Batman. 1250 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,960 It's like load up on guns, kill your friends and you're like 1251 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,320 this song. Oh, I thought I was. 1252 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:52,320 Gonna go like Batman like that They were basically. 1253 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,680 Close they were. Basically because. 1254 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,680 The Mortal Kombat 2. Trailer They've done that with 1255 00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,400 the. Mortal remember the. 1256 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,040 Mortal Kombat, things from the 90s, yeah, they've just slowed 1257 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:06,120 that down. So it's like people like finish 1258 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:10,720 me. But the. 1259 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,280 But they're slowing down. Is that right? 1260 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:14,880 Did I get? That right? 1261 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:18,200 No straight fighter. You were so close. 1262 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,320 To all give you but. They're just Neil Dugan. 1263 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:26,040 Neil Dugan. Such a deep cut. 1264 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,000 What a show name. That would have been hi. 1265 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:36,280 Dugan and with a big joint on the on the poster, but the word 1266 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,120 that we're. Just slowing. 1267 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:43,560 Down Who let the dogs out? It doesn't make it better. 1268 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,640 That fucking song who was on go? It doesn't. 1269 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:48,720 Say anyone's. All. 1270 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,640 Right, OK. It's good fucking song that 1271 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,680 though. Get a bucket and a. 1272 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,720 Mop for this, although I do enjoy if somebody. 1273 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,760 Have to slow it. Down like a wee swing version of 1274 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,000 a like a do you know what I mean? 1275 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,200 Your cheese, they annoy me. Richard Cheese. 1276 00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,560 There's another one. There's somebody. 1277 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,800 There's somebody. Yeah. 1278 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,080 You would do like songs or whatever. 1279 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,480 So what's Drummond LBC? There's another one. 1280 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,680 There's like somebody's. There's a Spotify playlist and 1281 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,280 it's like somebody's classic jukebox and they're the same 1282 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,440 sort of thing, but really well called what something classic? 1283 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,400 Jukebox there's. Gonna be people in the house 1284 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,400 listen to this right now. Screaming it but yeah I know 1285 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,120 they'll take like a Mars like. The way you smile makes me stop 1286 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,800 and stay. Yeah, it's like yada da da da 1287 00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:35,400 postmodern. Jukebox. 1288 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,360 Postmodern Jukebox. Postmodern. 1289 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,440 Jukebox. There's some. 1290 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,480 Fucking bangers that like. You probably think that you are 1291 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,680 better. Now better best of postmodern 1292 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,160 chip box. Mentally ill. 1293 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,880 From Mamityville. Oops, I. 1294 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,800 Get it again. My little sister's birthday. 1295 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,200 She'll Remember Me fuck my cousin in his asshole slip. 1296 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,960 My mother's throat. Guess the Slim Shady just sign 1297 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,040 in her scope. Bizarre needs to be in. 1298 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,600 Jail and I like him. He's fucking wild. 1299 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,440 He needs to be in. Prison. 1300 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,520 Yeah. All right then, that's it on 1301 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,760 that. Note let's go to The Afters. 1302 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,600 Do some questions patreon.com slash. 1303 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,320 Lazy Boys, we'll see you there. It's all going on over there. 1304 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,360 We're going to do a full length bonus episode right now and our 1305 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,480 previous ones are there too. I'm playing America in Australia 1306 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,360 she and talk comedy.com. Some of the American ones sell 1307 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,720 them great, some very, very badly. 1308 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,440 OK, and it's this month. I thought it was far away, but 1309 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,600 it's not Australia October. We're looking good. 1310 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,440 My dad some shows she and talk comedy.com Willy I'm playing UK 1311 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,040 and Ireland. Cork is sold out, we're adding 1312 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,880 the second show. Bankers sold out, adding the 1313 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,120 second show. Same with Dublin. 1314 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,200 Glasgow, the Early Show was nearly so loud. 1315 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,320 The Late Show is so loud. Belfast is on its last quarter 1316 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,360 tickets. They're calling you. 1317 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,920 Add the Impaler. Very good dailies we're. 1318 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,960 Getting their Portrush, getting their port. 1319 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,920 A fairy. Pull your fucking finger out of 1320 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,520 those fish and come see me. They're trying to get for his 1321 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,680 hair. They're leaving their give. 1322 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,320 Me these two weeks. I'm going to be doing a one off 1323 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,760 show in the Europa Hotel on the 17th of October. 1324 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,440 Tickets are not yet on sale, but they will be on 1325 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,000 mickeybartoncomedy.com. And I make All Australia myself 1326 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,280 for the crack, you know. Oh tell. 1327 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,640 Me when you're going you. Could make a WE trip. 1328 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:26,000 They have been. Expecting you, Mr. Bartlett, 1329 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,720 it's about time they're going to. 1330 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:31,440 Take you for a drive out to the. Bush head on over to The Afters. 1331 00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,800 We do this voice a lot.