1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:01,560 Why you doing this? You. 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:05,760 Want to start, you start. Or did you change now? 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,760 Did you change your top to make it seem like record this on a 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,880 different day or? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,840 the Lazy Boys podcast with myself, William Thompson, joined 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,880 as always by Shane Todd, who has lost the head, and Mickey 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:18,640 Bartlett. How are we? 8 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,800 We're good, pretty good. Both. 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,280 So I brought a Spar T-shirt because you were recording 2 10 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,200 episodes, right? But also, it did spill spill 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,720 coffee on my daddy. That's a nice T-shirt, Dons. 12 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,280 We had 12 lbs. Steven Spielberg? 13 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,440 No, really nice. Doctor Spiel. 14 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:40,760 Ah, very good. Doctor Phil OH, to spell a 15 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,720 mockingbird. Spell up Seymour Hoffman. 16 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,440 They're all nice. Well, as you can tell, ladies 17 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,320 and gentlemen, today is going to be a cracker, I hope. 18 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:48,880 Yes. Yeah. 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,480 Good spell hunting. Yeah, Jack and Spill. 20 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,280 Spell Burr. Yeah, kill spell. 21 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,120 Yeah, kill spell too. Yeah, Spell Bill work both with 22 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:03,480 spell spell, spell spell spell, right. 23 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,440 When there's a spell, there's a way. 24 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,080 Yeah, Prince spell. So Trump is Jesus. 25 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,720 Nice discuss. Hills, Billy. 26 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:16,720 King's Billy, All right. If you. 27 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:21,120 Like that? See a couple of spilly billies, 28 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,160 yeah. We're doing a live show at Lazy 29 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:27,040 Boys Live, the second live show. Where is the chain? 30 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,600 It's in the limelight, Belfast. When is it Mickey? 31 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,280 It's in June 14th. It's a Sunday. 32 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,160 When can I get tickets done? Next week, no. 33 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,160 Next week, Next. Week, next week, fuck yeah, 34 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,800 that's marketing, that's promo. That's what we're all about here 35 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,680 at the Lazy Boys. Can't. 36 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,320 Believe we all got that right. I know. 37 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,280 That's good. Yeah, it's because we got told 7 38 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,120 seconds ago all the information and we're retained. 39 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,640 That's gardening. Yeah, I know. 40 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,080 I'm very excited to do that show. 41 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,800 It's fun. Well, you heard you in normal 42 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,000 hand. I don't know why that. 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 No, no, that's fucking. What are you going to wear? 44 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,600 Tarantula what? Are you going to wear you little 45 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,120 tart? Gamesit. 46 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,040 Oh, nice. Well, you know, you've said. 47 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,760 Should. Yeah, have you got 10? 48 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,760 Here he is. I can get one. 49 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,400 I got a guy. Here he is. 50 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,160 Should have used A twist in my arm I'd hit. 51 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,240 That's my nipples. If I'm in nothing, well. 52 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,240 We nipples. We're a full game suit I. 53 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,520 Think it'd be funny for 5 minutes and then I'm just bucket 54 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,040 and sweat. Yeah, because obviously we don't 55 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,880 plan we're going to talk about to imagine it gets really deep 56 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,400 and personal and serious and you're there just in the in the 57 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:23,640 game suit. No, I agree. 58 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,880 I've never truly felt loved. I don't see you. 59 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:32,480 Oh wait, no, I'm alright. I'd love to see you in the 60 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,000 airport in a game suit. And they're like, who's that? 61 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,600 Your stag? Then you know, you got married. 62 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,840 You're like no funeral. I'm just on the I'm just on the 63 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:43,480 Berlin for a weekend for myself. Imagine you went like a tuxedo 64 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,080 game suit to a funeral because you are still wearing the. 65 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:46,760 Suit. Yeah, you are. 66 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,400 Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, he's. 67 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,960 Really. A game suit with a tuxedo print. 68 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,520 Like a tuxedo T-shirt, but it's game suit. 69 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,040 He's really upset about the. Class. 70 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:03,120 Yeah, touch a class. Like Willie, What's wrong? 71 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:08,320 It's fell in love with tears. We always remember how he used 72 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:14,440 to love his rave music. They're not one of your 73 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,080 funerals. His niece and nephew are here 74 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:21,360 today. Now here's William to read one 75 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:26,480 of his favorite poems. You just read a passage of Wind 76 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:30,560 in the Spillows. It's not how long it took you 77 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,120 for winning this, fellows. I had it in the background. 78 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,160 For the fuck off, yeah, we're out of my GIMP. 79 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,520 Point you spill me in No, don't. I do not. 80 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,640 Thought you like friendship? Thought you got off from 81 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,920 friendship or whatever you said earlier. 82 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,120 Last week, that was different. Episodes. 83 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,680 Oh yeah, next week. Next week. 84 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:54,320 That I said that have you have you done weird stuff with these 85 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,080 Mickey Mouse he. Was sucking the thumb off. 86 00:03:56,080 --> 00:04:00,440 That's right. A minute ago someone said test 87 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,520 your mic there, Willie. And he was going to he was. 88 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,560 And then he took it out of his mouth and I'm going to be sick. 89 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,680 There were snail trails all over it. 90 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,360 Did you? You're not hydrated enough. 91 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,280 Hey, most of that spits mine so it's fine. 92 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,960 Most most of it's mine. Most man goes. 93 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,760 I'm a chin to be silly. That's why I drive in the slow 94 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,480 lane. Next. 95 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,399 Week. Next week, Fox Sake. 96 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,840 Next week, come back to. That's very funny. 97 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,280 How can you? Go back and. 98 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,280 Listen, he's not doing wireless anymore. 99 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,080 Oh, how's Kenya now? That's good. 100 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,960 I need another coffee was the starting world. 101 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,160 I'm. Drinking one coffee a day now. 102 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,640 So that's what I'm saying. One a day. 103 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:42,720 You told me next week. We're all busy, shit just goes. 104 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,560 What is time anyway? Are you right? 105 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,200 You're right to construct time's a suggestion. 106 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,760 No, no, it's pretty much agreed upon measurement. 107 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,040 Says who bro? Most of the world. 108 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,840 It's even. It had to be brought in at some 109 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,880 point. No, it was always there. 110 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:04,200 Is she have any water? That's where my boiler is. 111 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,560 Jokes. I've been getting cold showers 112 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,200 for Jacques. Cousteau scuba thing. 113 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,920 Jocks on you. That's right. 114 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,520 I also said that shocks on you. Shocks. 115 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,280 On you. Because the way you would say. 116 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,560 No, don't make it with me. You're a big giant drink. 117 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,760 You've fully hydrated, no cracks in your skin. 118 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,640 Gorgeous man. You know you'll be pissing all 119 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,160 day and we have a long drive. Up all night. 120 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,720 We do have a long drive. Long drive today. 121 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,880 Yeah, next week. My wind tune's getting fixed. 122 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,320 He picked me up from the windscreen place this morning. 123 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,160 That's friendship, yeah. Love this friendship. 124 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,320 I always like they know me there because I'm like, I love a 125 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:41,440 flavour level. So it's they know. 126 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,480 They know me, they know me, they know my voice. 127 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,720 I was going to do it. I didn't. 128 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,280 Thank God you did. Would you have picked me up on 129 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,920 the windscreen place on the far side of Belfast? 130 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,760 Absolutely if you the wrong. Place to go to and then you go 131 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,680 to the other place that goes actually was it the first place? 132 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,080 Was it all a glass of power glass place? 133 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,600 Or with a different one, different one. 134 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:57,920 Yeah. He did do that. 135 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,360 He went, I went to the place he went Norman the other place, 136 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,280 drove to the other place he went actually Norman the 1st. 137 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:05,080 Place, but you were at the you. Were at the Put your windows in. 138 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,160 Yeah, I was. Of your house like. 139 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,040 It was a 12. It was a 12 minute detour. 140 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,680 Which in Belfast motorway traffic is great. 141 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,920 Especially with all those but. You went to the wrong place, so 142 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,520 don't. Don't act like you're perfect. 143 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,520 You went to the wrong place. I went to the right place. 144 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:23,640 When I googled it, you went to the wrong place and then sent me 145 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,240 to the wrong. I told you to pick me up at 146 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,520 National Windscreens at Stockman's Way. 147 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,800 You. Then I went, oh, this is the 148 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,240 wrong place. And I rang you or I voice noted 149 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,960 you when it's actually at Dunkern Gardens, whatever. 150 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,360 So it's like 15 minutes away. So can you meet me there? 151 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,400 And you said yes, but you had already gone to the wrong place. 152 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,280 Turned out to be the right place. 153 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,160 Which is in Morris, because I was at the right place, drove 154 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,040 away from what? Checked my maps and it was where 155 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,320 I was meant to be. Yeah. 156 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,600 Yeah, fuck. What happened to win? 157 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,920 We chip we yeah, no thanks. But. 158 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,720 Not for me it's not. But I. 159 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,040 Get the chips. Morning chips. 160 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,680 It's happened to me quite a bit. The we stones going up from 161 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,480 somebody else's car and ping mine and just cracked across it. 162 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,760 It's happened to me more than once, less than three times. 163 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,800 You live a lot near a lot of gravel. 164 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,680 What you live near a lot of gravel. 165 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,760 That will happen. Do you have me? 166 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,440 One time not even a seagull dropped a stone on my windscreen 167 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,440 1. Time. 168 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,680 Really. Yep, big one, you know, saw the 169 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,280 fucker. You fuming it wasn't the chip? 170 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:33,400 A few minutes. It wasn't just spit or hang on. 171 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll do that one. 172 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,080 Start again. Seagull dropped the stone away 173 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,400 window one time. You do your line. 174 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,360 I'll do. You're not raging. 175 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,880 It wasn't the chip. I was actually because I was 176 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,520 hungry at the time. But here do you know you would 177 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,000 have loved it if it was a big poo in your mouth? 178 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,680 Because you eat poo. Yeah. 179 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,520 I've already doubled down. Yeah. 180 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,200 What cerebral palsy is not? Doubled. 181 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,040 Mickey, I was second on an airport bus. 182 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,600 What I forgot about this? Yes, what I saw that on your 183 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,920 Instagram story. What was what happened? 184 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,720 You were apart from you were second ever did. 185 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,160 The gig in Bristol, I didn't even have dinner the night 186 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,840 before, so the set now looking back on it, I wasn't right. 187 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,760 We did the show, one of the best chosen to Bristol one hand and 188 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,920 check in. You ever get a chance to play it 189 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,320 in Bristol play, it's brilliant. That's clock and grip. 190 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,080 Did that the next morning get there is. 191 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,560 It excellent. Early start. 192 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,320 Early start. Cracking. 193 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,960 I didn't even want to talk if you. 194 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,240 Get the chance Cocker there to. Do it. 195 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,680 Yeah. Do you tell loads of new yokes 196 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:36,000 scrambled here, Don't you be? Poaching that one. 197 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,919 That's good. Right on. 198 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:41,200 Let me continue this story. So we're on the we shuttle to go 199 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,600 from the airport to the plane. I started not feeling good, 200 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,440 right? Let me do another one. 201 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,880 You already did that. 4 seconds ago. 202 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,520 You're being a real Benedict head. 203 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,280 It's been over easy anyway, I'm not that. 204 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,120 He actually poached his joke. What happened there, Foxy? 205 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,600 My head's right here. Don't know, you said, Head 206 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,440 scrambled. He did. 207 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,040 I didn't say it, I will, but fair enough. 208 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:10,040 Sure. OK, so there's a storm, I tell 209 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,200 you. Not metaphorically, Right. 210 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:15,240 I'm on the airport shuttle. We'll get to the plane, but 211 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,360 there's a storm outside, so they're not opening the doors. 212 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,720 And I start to go, oh, this is like 6:00 in the morning. 213 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,000 And I go, oh boy, I'm in trouble here, but at least these doors 214 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,560 will open, get me a bit of air. The doors stay closed for like 215 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,640 10 minutes and then and I go. I'm not feeling good here. 216 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:36,600 It goes other end of the bus he goes I'm gonna be sick is on the 217 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,880 emergency. Should I have the button? 218 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,960 I just went, yeah, just went back to my. 219 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,840 Camera button and the driver came round right. 220 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,840 By the way, the doors don't open, all the alarms just go off 221 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,240 and you just stand there going I'm going to be sick, everyone 222 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,480 going to be sick. I'm going to be sick. 223 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,920 That's why I hit it. I'm going to be sick. 224 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,600 The worst played. But I've ever seen I was like, I 225 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,040 think I'm going to be sick. And then a wee boy near me with 226 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,560 his mommy and daddy did a big fart and I went I'm going to be 227 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,600 sick. That was like that tipped me 228 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,640 over the edge. And then eventually the doors 229 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,560 open and I had passed by and the no dignity had to pass back the 230 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,640 by the driver. And I. 231 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,640 Went right to the front of the bus and grabbed onto the the 232 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,680 wing wipers and just wipers all over the place. 233 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:22,040 And then I start getting virus because I thought everyone will 234 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,080 think he's hungover. That's what I thought. 235 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,160 By the entire bus because he's hit the emergency button. 236 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,680 It's like just watching him, just. 237 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,240 Now luckily I had no dinner so there's nothing in me. 238 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,800 Also, oh that's worse thing because you're just with no. 239 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,600 Been drinking as in water and coffee or whatever so. 240 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,920 It's just, but also you throw up like a wee boy like when he's 241 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,760 second, there's no like, it's like. 242 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,400 I'm quite, I fully Mongolian throat singing. 243 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:53,360 I'm like, we were uni, I don't meet who? 244 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,800 There was a quiz, one that he won, a bottle of breakfast that 245 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,400 he wouldn't share it with anybody so he drank the whole 246 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,680 thing himself. And the next day we were all 247 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,840 standing under like the doors were rooms and he just 248 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,720 disappeared in his on suite. We left the door open and we 249 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,600 heard him vomiting and he went against. 250 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,480 Oh fuck it's purple. It sounds like a Geordie woman. 251 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,840 Yeah, that's pretty much what it was. 252 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,400 A whole bottle of Buck Fast. Drag the whole thing himself. 253 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,280 That's not out of the realms of like a. 254 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,480 But when you're fast either. But you know what it was. 255 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,680 See, when you were 18 and you were like you drunk on a budget, 256 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,280 it was the most decadent thing I've ever seen. 257 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,000 How does Buck fast the drunk that's a beer and stuff get you? 258 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,520 Is the difference in Buckfast is a rule of caffeine in Buck? 259 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,120 That's right. Yeah, it's like the difference 260 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,440 in smoking a joint and taking MDMA. 261 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,400 Oh. It's it's rocket fuel like it 262 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,120 gets you hyper as well. You they have an equivalent to 263 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,280 like what, 5 coffees or some? Yeah, it's an. 264 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,880 Intense like I bought bottles my 30th and. 265 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,680 Sugary. Jokes. 266 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,400 Yeah. And my ex-girlfriend came 267 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,600 downstairs, so I drank a bottle of book first after my 30th 268 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,760 birthday, and she came down the stairs and I was trying to climb 269 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:06,120 up a chimney like it was the two trying to fit size me up a 270 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,080 chimney. You done the reverse, Santa? 271 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,320 Yeah, she comes down. You're trying to the reverse. 272 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:16,320 Of the train yeah the Grinch it's called that's the only time 273 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,040 I have a jacket so that more really yeah, the. 274 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,240 Thing with Buckfast, people would say the number in the 275 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,480 bottle. Yeah, but. 276 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,960 It's shite, but what did that mean? 277 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,640 Something with the sweetness. People were like, oh to 23 or 278 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,120 what are. You know, is it not just the 279 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,400 batch it's printed it? I But that's what people 280 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,560 thought. I would say. 281 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,680 It was all. It was. 282 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,000 The lower the number, the lower in the barrel it was, yeah. 283 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,160 It was a thing of like, did you have? 284 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,720 I know, I know, I know. I'm not. 285 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,000 Saying, but the the the toenails you ever we used to talk about 286 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,240 if someone had a bottle block fast and you wanted the last bit 287 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,760 of it, you'd say, give me your toenails because the monks make 288 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,880 it and like squish, squish the grip some of. 289 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,400 Their the monks aren't that know what they're doing with their 290 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,520 fate. But still in an I'll be like 291 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,360 it's in there. But they're not in there jumping 292 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,440 on whatever. They'll be a machine. 293 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,040 I don't. There is Big Line Eagle, 294 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,480 absolute machine, just stomp, sit down. 295 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,800 Because I was, but I genuinely thought there was toenails in 296 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,760 the bottom of it, right, Because I never drank it. 297 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,280 And I remember a friend of mine getting caught drinking and 298 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,720 saying there's my but it's book fast, it's holy wine. 299 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,920 And she was like, you fucking be Catholic scab. 300 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,520 You're forgiven, yes. Do you think any older people 301 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,720 drink it like a little glass of Buckfast? 302 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,680 Yeah. You do I can't remember 303 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,520 someone's Dino does not sits down in front of the TV. 304 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:26,640 We glass buggy like. Never been into it like even 305 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,520 though like in Lurgan you can buy on the optics, You can buy 306 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,560 it in pubs Lurgan. Loves would you say Lurgan is 307 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,680 the most popular place for? I Google this to double check 308 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,240 because I don't know, but I remember here at one point there 309 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,400 was more buck fast sold in Lurgan than there was in the 310 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,720 entire country of Scotland one year. 311 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,600 And they love it. That's why you all look so good. 312 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:49,560 Yeah, I'm a woman, Lurgan. Miss Lurgan, seven years. 313 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,840 Just want Warren Pace and chamber borders. 314 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,040 But I last time I was in Australia as well so Dan 315 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,520 Murphy's their big like wholesale off license. 316 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,440 A bottle of Buckfast was $120.00 for 1/4 bottle because it was 317 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,200 imported. Because they use that, all the 318 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,720 Irish people. Yeah, Hunt 100 and. 20 for 120 319 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,320 you could get gold schlager for that. 320 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,560 Like, yeah. I don't gold slagger before. 321 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,280 You fucking would you? Hollywood can't. 322 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,760 Cut your throat. Open it though, it's a new 323 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,800 bloodstream. Yes, gets in there a bloodstream 324 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,480 I used to. What was my glands? 325 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,040 Oh, I did drink glands too, like. 326 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,680 Or if you're on holiday and you're on a budget, Rushkin off. 327 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,160 Get the old Rushkin off. Remember, was it Vodkats? 328 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,360 Do you remember that one? That was like it was it was 329 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,600 cheaper, but it was also less. It was like a Waker vodka. 330 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,840 Do you? Remember we Beastie. 331 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,800 No. Big Beastie. 332 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,880 I bet there was a we Beastie. Big beast, I think. 333 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,960 I think so. I mean a guy, you know? 334 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,120 No, was it was that an I was? Two brothers. 335 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,760 I went to school. It was an Aqua pop but it was 336 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,680 yellow. Do you remember it? 337 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,520 Spider web. No. 338 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,520 Oh, was there? So we were always into like we 339 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:05,320 we would buy like go to little and buy like 3 LB barracks and 340 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,480 then put blacker into them. And that was your pre drinking 341 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,120 at uni? Yeah. 342 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:12,480 I would just drop like Dumpy's, like Tesco beer, or we did that 343 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,040 together, like Sainsbury's beer. You just buy a 20. 4 bottle you 344 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,640 knew you were it was fucked when you would get those. 345 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,200 Like it just says Vogue on the bottle and you're like, that is 346 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,720 turpentine for getting rid of paint. 347 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,200 What was the other? The river Turpentine. 348 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,560 What? The one that's worse than 349 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,160 Rushkin Jarakov. He's a wrestler. 350 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,080 Which is Chris Jarakov. Yeah, it's the worst than 351 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:31,920 rushkin off. It's like. 352 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,840 Chris Jarakov, you can see me. I'm here. 353 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,560 Jericho, you do you watch porn in your room and what the hell a 354 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,600 Jericho? Literally you could see the 355 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,120 cleaners in Magaluf should pour it into the mop bucket and wipe 356 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,160 the floor with it. Like I one time Halloween and 357 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,480 dairy was my I had my last Henner and I bought a bottle of 358 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,480 white lemonade and a bottle of Sainsbury's vodka and walked 359 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,480 from Sainsbury's back to my flat in the passion rain. 360 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,200 I heard a clink and the vodka bottle head off the door in the 361 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:01,200 in the flat and I watched it all just pour out of the bag and I 362 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,960 was like, I'm going to suck the carpet here because that's my 363 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,480 last but like room of food. And it was like, I don't know 364 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,520 how the fucking going through Halloween managed to like some 365 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,640 charming. Did you some Wiley? 366 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,640 Did you? Suck a something. 367 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,960 No, I thought about it though, but before that kind of that 368 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,160 type of Olga starts to fumigate when you spill it, so you're 369 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,280 almost getting pissed off the air. 370 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,200 Yeah, Joanne. No, no, I know it was a 371 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,920 metaphor, but for life. And time during the summer ship 372 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,400 see the way like Tesco's or Sainsbury's dumpies see if they 373 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,400 were just in the fridge and you're sitting out in the sun it 374 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,560 didn't matter they. Still do anyway I think they had 375 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,080 not to stop doing those like cheap lock off ones. 376 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,680 Little. Still have because I drank 377 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,960 little. Sainsbury's beer used to be 378 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,600 good. I'm sorry you said that Might 379 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,760 They absolutely matters. They're fucking stain. 380 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,280 But when you're 16 year. Five guy you drink pets out of a 381 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,080 slipper? Like absolutely. 382 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:50,200 You got any? Yeah, What was the topical 383 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,040 thing? We're going to talk. 384 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:55,000 About Trump Is Jesus now? But within he was go, so it was 385 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,680 what, an AI pitcher? So after he slagged off the 386 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,160 Pope, I said that the Pope isn't America first. 387 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,880 By the way, crazy match up for the next Misfits Boxing. 388 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,240 The Pope. I'm simply the best. 389 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,160 So he slags off the Pope says he's not America first, then 390 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,160 released an AI video on his He's not on Twitter. 391 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,160 What's the one he's on? He's on not. 392 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,440 I'm released an AI video of him as Jesus healing a second. 393 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,760 But did he also then say he thought it was him being a 394 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,440 doctor? He says he's Red Cross worker. 395 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,240 Fucking what a glype. How the fuck is I've caught in 396 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,480 charge of the nuclear weapons like I? 397 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,680 Don't know, but it's funny as. Well, it's it's it's was getting 398 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,200 me, as well as the fact that like, Trump and Iran are like 399 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,800 talking shit at each. Other Iran's like. 400 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,800 On social media and you're like, lads. 401 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,680 But. You can't be being funny but the 402 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,320 end of the world like. Someone, someone did a timeline 403 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,760 of like one night and it might have been that night of when he 404 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,600 was like posting. And it's like those sort of 405 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,720 messages start at like 1:45 AM. I'll have this slightly roll and 406 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,160 then the last one is at like 5:00 AM retweeting certain 407 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,920 stories and writing things. And then the questions being 408 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,520 asked like is. He up is. 409 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,080 He sleeping like he's in charge of all this stuff and people are 410 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,120 going he's there's something wrong there. 411 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,360 Like he's not he's. OK, Netanyahu, you up? 412 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:20,120 Yeah. Sure, an old like concert video 413 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,440 as well. Forgot about this banger. 414 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,400 I've been watching Shane Mcgowan's funeral. 415 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,280 Great funeral, really good. Lonely bag on the YouTube Like 416 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,800 unrelated to the conflict. Banger, some people will need to 417 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,120 mind their own fucking business. Some snakes them out here. 418 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:39,040 Just me and Vance from now on. I saw things. 419 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,400 Is it his personal doctor has no way all he drinks. 420 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,320 Is that coke? Yep, and this guy apparently has 421 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:49,000 gone well. Diet Coke kills so many things, 422 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,520 we reckon it might be killing the cancer cells in his body. 423 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,360 And you're like, that's not good medical advice. 424 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,800 That's what Trump thinks because it kills grass, he goes well, it 425 00:18:55,800 --> 00:19:00,280 kills cancer in my body and the doctor's like I I had there's no 426 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,080 convince him otherwise like he's. 427 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,440 That's like me drinking the whole way through code would be 428 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,120 like, well, I'm technically a hand sanitizer. 429 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,080 No, I mean, that's why I'm still here. 430 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,440 Do you do? We've got the same doctor. 431 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,240 Yeah, the time the the fact that it's like late in the more like 432 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,840 late night texts sort of thing is like that's mental. 433 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,000 I know. Do you think he's ways Like I'm 434 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,600 going to stay up because I know they'll be up? 435 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,560 Yeah. I'm not going to let you go to 436 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,080 bed first. But he's certain Diet Coke flat. 437 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,320 He probably can't fucking blink. Yeah, a lot of caffeine because. 438 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,480 He has a wee red button on his desk that he pressed. 439 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,720 Which is funny to be first, right? 440 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,280 That is funny. That is the one time you go. 441 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,800 I was funny, yeah. Yeah, if you could have on your 442 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,480 office desk a button and something comes, it gets brought 443 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,240 to you, what would it be? You're crisps. 444 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,360 Absolutely crisps. And some vinegar squares. 445 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,120 Yeah, because he asked me on tour Eagle. 446 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,560 I was going to the shop and I don't think it was some very 447 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,680 crisp, but you just pick something you think I like and I 448 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,040 just got those randomly and he goes, you couldn't have picked a 449 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,600 better. Crisp, you think it was barrels? 450 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,480 Yeah, fair enough. All right. 451 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,360 No you don't. But spot which I. 452 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,120 Enjoy spiral like. Which spirals be harder? 453 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,720 Come by our spirals. There are big like. 454 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,520 Are there? Oh fuck you guys. 455 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,680 Fuck with me. I know I forgot I would have a 456 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,960 vital red button. Mine would be a double 457 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,760 cheeseburger. McDonald's anything on it? 458 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,040 No, just plain double cheese. No red sauce. 459 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,680 No red sauce, no mustard, no onions, no no no gherkins, just 460 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,800 a wee double cheese. Yeah, just press that net. 461 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,160 So it's every time we press it and just a woman that's been 462 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,840 sold to him just comes in with a wee die cup. 463 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,920 Like that's how it works. Yeah. 464 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,600 I love Melania. Come now, be like, I want to 465 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,080 dispel the rumors of me and Epstein and everyone's like. 466 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,440 What we don't even know. That's like me coming on this me 467 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,120 like guys, I just want to talk about this. 468 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,480 Me kicking a dog to death. Didn't happen. 469 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,360 Didn't hear about it yet. Oh. 470 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,720 We haven't heard about it yet, but we can assume just looking 471 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,920 at it. But what is around do they did 472 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,880 him up as like some sort of like synth player, like some 80 sing 473 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,320 with the big like? So the song voyage, voyage, 474 00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:00,640 they, it was like barricade, barricade, just keep a eye on 475 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,200 him and he's responding. We're like actually no end. 476 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,440 Jesus. Yeah. 477 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,240 Don't make sense. It's fucking insane that that's 478 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,320 what AI is being used for. Not the Terminator movies. 479 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,280 We thought the world was going to be just world leaders talking 480 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,760 shit with each other. Like, yeah. 481 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,600 He's the Iran of block to close the street, but then he's 482 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,280 blocked them, they're blocking of it. 483 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,600 He's. Trying to reverse or know them. 484 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,040 They've done a blockade of the street and then he's done a 485 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,280 blockade to their blockade. It's literally like me going, 486 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,320 Mickey, get out of here. And then you start not 487 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,560 believing. I'm like, where are you going? 488 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,440 Yeah, it's fucking insane behavior, like. 489 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,120 I yeah, that's like, cool, I don't want to be in the same 490 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,440 room as you. And then followed me into the 491 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,280 room that I'm in. Yeah, this is my. 492 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,920 First, get out. How would we, how would we sort 493 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,680 this down off the lazy boys? Go there. 494 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,840 Go to Pakistan for the peace talks. 495 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,160 JD Vance and the the Iranian foreign minister are getting 496 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,240 nowhere to go. Boys get this sorted like. 497 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,240 I reckon we go like this, we get spiral salt winner squares. 498 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,840 Yeah, salt winner spirals somehow, right? 499 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,560 No, no, no, We ate. We go taste that, right? 500 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,200 Taste that. Then you go see, they're 501 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,600 different, but they're the same. Just like us. 502 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,480 Yes. So now got in the head. 503 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,000 But then we've poisoned the spirals. 504 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,640 They're all dead. The lazy boys take Iran. 505 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,200 We're now all the ayatollahs of Iran and things are going to be 506 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,240 ran a little differently. Do we do we put a bit around? 507 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,440 Ladies, get your tits out. Do we put a bit of Ravi Shankar 508 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,320 on? Yeah. 509 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,960 Get a vibe. Yeah, we have like a live in to 510 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,440 celebrate taking over Iran. Just Ravi Shankar. 511 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,320 Who we book? Just Ravi Shankar. 512 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,440 That's all you need. Don't need. 513 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,600 More than Ravi Shankar like. That's true like. 514 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,120 I've been getting really into some of the stuff. 515 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,120 Have you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, same. 516 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,760 Fuck you suck up. No, I just, he just. 517 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,680 I just didn't realize Dan had showed me his PowerPoint about 518 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,520 him and I didn't realize how influential he was. 519 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,560 Yep. And once I took those chopsticks 520 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,520 in my eyes and was able to sort of blinker. 521 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,560 Ravi Shankar song Chopsticks in My Eyes. 522 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,520 Yeah, it's a great one. What Ravi Shankar songs have you 523 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,640 been getting into? The the what? 524 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,640 Ones. These stir stairway to Valhalla. 525 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,760 Yeah. What else? 526 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,720 It's a lot of cover versions. Really. 527 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,360 It's the cover version of them really into right. 528 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,720 Don't hit me baby. One more time. 529 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,440 Because he's obviously these were their peace and love. 530 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,480 Is he? Obviously. 531 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,760 Oops, I did it again. Don't worry about it because 532 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,400 we'll be reincarnated. Yeah. 533 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,560 And you'll get a second go. Yeah. 534 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,000 Karma Chameleon don't do anything. 535 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,960 Yeah, he doesn't. He just does exactly the same. 536 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,400 Yeah, yeah, there was the other one. 537 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,080 I don't know, You sent me it. Because I'm not. 538 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,120 Honestly, after we got all the hit for not knowing Ravi 539 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,080 Shankar, I spent all my time looking him up. 540 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,840 Because he taught George Harrison the satire. 541 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,280 I should the satire and you should give a fuck about that. 542 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,440 That's really important and it's not weird at all if you get 543 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,040 really annoyed that someone doesn't know that. 544 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,040 Yeah, because I I it. Doesn't give me the impression 545 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,480 at all that you smell bad so. I realized it was fucking. 546 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,120 It was rude of us to not know who he was because. 547 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,040 Man, there's a world working on well and we have the audacity to 548 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,280 not know someone who taught George Harrison the satire in 549 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,240 the 60. George Harrison's been dead 25 550 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,800 years, but don't let that look. One of my famously loads of 551 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,240 satire music about George Harrison. 552 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,760 Fuck my man, I didn't know. One of my favorite footballers 553 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,760 ever. Tar there was. 554 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,160 You know what? I actually bought Satire Hero 555 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,560 for the action and there's there's three songs on it. 556 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,200 But I'm I'm all about the satire. 557 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,720 Yeah, I love Ronaldinho, one of my favorite ever footballers, 558 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,560 and I just have always appreciated them. 559 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,080 But I realized how fucking rude of me. 560 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,040 Who are the youth coaches? They gave us Ronaldinho. 561 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,840 So I started going back and looking up these guys who were 562 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,400 his like under Fives coach and all that. 563 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,240 Same as me. Now. 564 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,520 I love Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I've never paid attention to 565 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,760 how good he was at the glockenspiel. 566 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,720 Yes, so I found the guy who taught him his coach. 567 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,840 I I stuck Ravi Shankar on YouTube. 568 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840 My granddad came in and went, who's that? 569 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,920 And I just kicked him to death because I like, don't you 570 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,640 fucking dare not know who Ravi Shankar is Too far. 571 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,600 I didn't know who I was either. It was very confusing for Yeah, 572 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,480 but it's just that. I realized how rude that we're 573 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,000 not into the same things that people we don't know into. 574 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,600 Yeah, in that room. They all seem really cool. 575 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,240 I wish I knew all those things, yeah. 576 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,000 The Ravi Shankar heads are the cool guys. 577 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 See, when they're not munching box, they're listening to Ravi 578 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,480 Shankar. Another great one of his. 579 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,040 Yeah. He had one really dirty album. 580 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,000 Munching box. So it's a place for where he's 581 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,880 from. It's a little time. 582 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,280 As you can tell, we're not at all shook up by the amount of 583 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,680 angry fuck. All shook up. 584 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,440 Great. Another one. 585 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,760 Yeah, Yeah. Michael J Fox on that one's very 586 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:40,280 good album. It's a partnership and. 587 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,000 Let's do a thing now where you have. 588 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:48,520 Just said he had reviewed him. And he got a free Parker pen. 589 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,480 That's what we need to do in the Middle East, give them a free 590 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,000 Parker pen just for coming to the negotiating. 591 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,800 For a Parker pen, if you if you got a Parker pen in school, that 592 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,320 was, oh, somebody's that was working overtime. 593 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,360 Yeah. Do I mean the first day of 594 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,440 school? So he gets their new Pepsi Max 595 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,440 pencil kiss and they go here. In our. 596 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,880 Famous metallic click. To keep a bit, you know, like 597 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,440 Parker in the Navy Seals and all you have to shave heads everyone 598 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,680 to see him, yet they have a uni ball pin that was a brand uni 599 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,960 ball and you had to have that. You weren't allowed like fancy 600 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,480 pen do. You remember towards the end of 601 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,000 his career, Parker started the New Sun Life plans. 602 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,280 Yeah, which are very much a. Free Parker pen just. 603 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,040 Was a free Parker, I know, but it's like, oh, I'm Michael 604 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,440 Parkinson. If you recognize me, you will 605 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,960 die soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 606 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,160 You're going to die, Sharon. Yeah, sure of this free pocket. 607 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,400 Pen. It's him like hogging old 608 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,560 ladies, being like she's not got long left but her sons very 609 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,280 happy because he'll be fucking loaded. 610 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,040 Yeah, Sun Life do a stream of consciousness just talk. 611 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,400 Like just go, go, go, go, go. Just say things. 612 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,360 What do you think I've been doing my entire? 613 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,840 No, just like, but just go. No, just go. 614 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,320 Words. Words now. 615 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,240 You put me on the spot. It's hard to do when someone 616 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,920 tells you to do it, yeah. Right, I'll start you off by 617 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:06,840 saying rivers running through the streets of Amsterdam go, go, 618 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,600 just. What are you doing? 619 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,280 What the fuck is it's? Just an exercise to see. 620 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,360 Can you just like? Have you been? 621 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,560 Have you been doing some? We we prepare topics so this 622 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,280 doesn't. Give me a word or give me 623 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,080 something you've. Been you've been doing some sort 624 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,720 of mental health podcast right now, haven't you? 625 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,000 Yeah. Give. 626 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,800 Me a thing, Mickey Mouse. So I could just go so just it's 627 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800 whatever pops into your head and you just have to talk really 628 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:34,320 fast, right? So you're like Mickey Mouse 629 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,200 traveled through the desert with lemon custard hands the boy at 630 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,320 the window with the clock for a face and. 631 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,640 Oh no feelings book you've been reading up. 632 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,440 Right, it's. Still watching the mighty Bush? 633 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,320 Are you trying to explain to me what stream of consciousness is 634 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,720 me with a level English and you're going to tell me in 635 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,520 stream of I've read cultural? A level English Yes in the flex. 636 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,240 Absolutely as a flag. What would you get in English? 637 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,880 Would you get your A levels B? What levels you do? 638 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,240 I did do English left for a level. 639 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,400 They do go see for a level. You in DA levels? 640 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,920 You went attack? Yeah, come. 641 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,080 And I did a level newslet. No, you went to tax. 642 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,640 Not really a level, it's not the same. 643 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,520 All right, Fausty. Oh, we didn't have a look. 644 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,840 My best friend Sheen actually text. 645 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,320 Just in fact. It's just good as you get man. 646 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,000 Fucking leg and hole you suck up in you, would you? 647 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,800 Get an A star teachers pet. BMC represent Belfast 648 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,400 Metropolitan College. I wish I went there. 649 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:36,760 To be fair, I did history, politics and drama. 650 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,920 Got a day in drama to 1° though. You got D in drama? 651 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,360 Yeah. Hi. 652 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,720 I thought you'd be really, really good. 653 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,560 It was mostly theory so you had to read stuff and I was like, 654 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,440 now I'll do that. I also have my driving test. 655 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,400 I have my driving test the same day as my animal drama field 656 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,480 both them. Did you get? 657 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,360 They give you a day and you're like, I believe it's a name. 658 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,880 No Jordan, I actually have those. 659 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,480 I gave you ADB helping off penis. 660 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,800 I got a day when I got the Hasmark in the class. 661 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,640 Fucking hell yeah. How bad was your class? 662 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,480 It's pretty bad. Like Jesus Christ, we all 663 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,200 basically we nobody wanted to actually do a third edible. 664 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,960 So we just we had the campaign to get drama on the syllabus and 665 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,640 then we did them. So it's really, it's really 666 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,280 imperative that we all feel this now, period. 667 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,960 They did a flash, They did a flash mob the protest. 668 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,280 Fucking right. We're in a set in, but how to 669 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,960 imagine? That's how he spells words with 670 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,720 S. Large, large unit on the word 671 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,960 life. Yes, and. 672 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,680 That's not really dramas, comedy, improv. 673 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,240 Like that's just improv. We were more kind of in the in 674 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,640 the classic. What was your pace? 675 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:48,560 Only your business, but 6 1/2 hard so. 676 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,880 You filled your miles as well. With nose doing this name but in 677 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:58,760 the imperative scale. It's imperative you finish this 678 00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,320 story. Go ahead. 679 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,920 What was the story? What did was your drama pace? 680 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,440 Did you have to do a final? Piece so you know that was for 681 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,280 uni No So oh, in first year in the in the lower sector with the 682 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,200 divisor player and then in the second. 683 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,040 Play. I can't make it out today, boys, 684 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,080 to play batten ball in the street. 685 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,880 I'm devising a play. Level English literally come in 686 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:27,400 handy for him. To be or not to be? 687 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,600 That's the question. That's what we're. 688 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,720 Asking I am on record as referring to was Winston 689 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,200 Shakespeare. That's that's how little little 690 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,080 tension I bet I. Believe that we dog from the 691 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,560 insurance, wrote all those players. 692 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,720 So what was the the play? The play we had to do is a play 693 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,720 called 448 Psychos. I remember this now and it was 694 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,720 written by. It was basically a woman written 695 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,240 her own written her own suicide note. 696 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,680 It was fucking dark as shit. Oh, he did it. 10 minutes. 697 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,840 It was, it was bad like, and we were bad at it. 698 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,200 And then one of the things that happened was we either do it for 699 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,720 like an adjudicator and once we've done it all week. 700 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,120 So we had this drama. Students would go out drinking 701 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,000 after their like after exam, their fucking practical exam. 702 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,080 And the next day we came in hungover and our teacher was 703 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,960 like, the principal wants to come down and see the fucking 704 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,280 player and we were all dying. And it's a dead dead serious 705 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,480 play with this woman that keeps waking up at 4:48 in the morning 706 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,080 in the psych ward. And we all just Buster whole 707 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,200 laugh. And the principal was like, 708 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,040 these are a bunch of pieces of shit. 709 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,880 And we were like, yes Sir, we are indeed. 710 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,440 And then years later he came to see me do stand up and he was 711 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,160 fucking horrified. The end. 712 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,760 As your principal or a tea as a teacher, ever seen you do stand? 713 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,120 Alone might come to mind. Yeah, I was. 714 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,480 We teachers. Teachers loved me, I was. 715 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,440 I wasn't a teacher's pet. It was a wee cheeky scamp but 716 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,080 the light to me for it. Not disruptive. 717 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,320 You were cheeky but not disruptive. 718 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,840 Disruptive as far right? I've had a load of teachers come 719 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:55,520 see me last one at the waterfront. 720 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,080 There was five teachers from my school were backstage Rock and. 721 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,000 Roll. Come backstage, Roll party and 722 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,800 Mr. Henderson's on the drink. And I was still calling them 723 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,040 like Sir and Miss miss. Calling you a cheeky. 724 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,680 Slutty. Funny enough, yesterday I saw 725 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,080 the hot teacher from my school yesterday in a shopping centre. 726 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,840 What was he doing? Roll away from me. 727 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,840 He's gay. Flipped it. 728 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,720 Fucking yeah. So the hell our teacher. 729 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Did you chat with each other? No, but it was just like. 730 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:30,360 Still would like oh, I forgot her Picasso would you don't go 731 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,440 with. Her fucking rated what? 732 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,040 I mean, I had fucking we Jackson, Microsoft, Pollock, 733 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,720 Monet. Go home, have a bank over 734 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800 that's. Quite good. 735 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,640 What about her Picasso? They already did that one. 736 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,840 Technically. I can't think of any other 737 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,960 artists. If you listen to her instead of 738 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,960 sexualizing her, you fucking misogynist. 739 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,160 No, I actually was really annoyed at art because I thought 740 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,080 that would teach me how to draw, but it turns out if you couldn't 741 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,040 do it, you're fucked. That's a great point you never 742 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,160 got taught. You never got taught how to do 743 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,320 it. That annoyed me, yeah. 744 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,240 That's mental. Yeah. 745 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,000 I was thinking that now. You can either draw you could. 746 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,760 I just see the art students, their big massive folders and 747 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,280 the big massive briefcase. Stuff, yes, Fuck, I'm a good 748 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,520 music class. I'm actually a good drawer. 749 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,400 I used to. Take the detention instead of 750 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,240 doing hard homework because you fucking loads of homework to do. 751 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,920 And they're like also make a make a fucking clay animation of 752 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,960 how you feel. I'm like, I'll just sit in on a. 753 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,720 Friday, I remember what we the make like a fucking like an ass 754 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,840 trip, which you would think would be in CDT, but it was in 755 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,120 art and using the kill and all sort of stuff. 756 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,920 And then you had to paint it and mine was shite. 757 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,160 And I was like, well, whose fault is it? 758 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,600 Because you just let me out that yeah, with no experience, I 759 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,640 could also build you a shite Conservatory because you haven't 760 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,240 taught me how to do it. Yeah, who's this really on here? 761 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:47,320 Like he's been trying his best. I understand why he's angry. 762 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,720 Lazy. Boys Patreon special We build 763 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,320 people conservatories. I would say would start with the 764 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,560 asterisk way up. But that would teach you history 765 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,720 of an artist and then just go paint like them. 766 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,480 Yeah, I'm sitting there like a shy painter and have nowhere 767 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,240 I've taken the wrong. The song about Vince Van Gogh 768 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,480 Vincent by Don McLean is. Is that? 769 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:10,880 Oh, so it is. That's. 770 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,280 Not by Vincent, no. It's about him. 771 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,679 What's wrong with that? Vincent Vincent by Don't 772 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:16,679 McDonald, You know, don't clean American Pie. 773 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,120 Yeah, no, no, yeah. Starry, starry night. 774 00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:22,280 That's not American. You can't wear sunglasses 775 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,679 anymore. You cut your ear off you stupid 776 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:28,719 whore, and now your hearts are all upside I. 777 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,120 Don't know this at all. Right. 778 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,639 Well, there's. Vincent, you fucking day. 779 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,800 Apparently I'm not allowed to do that. 780 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,920 Why'd you cut your bollocks in ear off? 781 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:46,920 He just bollocks to shake. He was, he was a bad bastard. 782 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,320 Never mind the area, he's got his ball. 783 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,480 It's. About going mad. 784 00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:54,719 As I lead to and he was a very complicated man, like he was 785 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,040 just mental slicing himself. Listen to the song Vincent 786 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,600 Beautiful. Do you know what right I was 787 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,360 watching 2012 the movie with John Cusack the. 788 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,000 I've never seen about another movie. 789 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,560 It's shite and good at the same time. 790 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,560 Yeah, one of those ones. But there's a bit at the start 791 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,200 of that where the government know the words about the end. 792 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:17,440 So they replace the Mona Lisa in the Louvre with a copy of the 793 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,720 Mona Lisa, right. And I found myself going. 794 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,040 Save the world, though. Because they want, they want to 795 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,280 put the original one in a vault so that whenever, because they 796 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,640 know they're basically the plot of the movie is like all the 797 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,560 words about the end. We know how to fucking stop 798 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,600 everybody from down. So we'll take all the good shit 799 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,920 and keep it, but we can't tell anybody we're. 800 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,040 Doing really good when you're how many? 801 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,640 People and. People have got. 802 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,640 It's a couple 100,000 it's all millionaires and billionaires 803 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,320 that like buy tickets on these big arcs. 804 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,120 It's shite but good but shite at the same time. 805 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,520 But it made me think like if you can do a really good copy of the 806 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,000 Mona Lisa, why is the Mona Lisa still worth money doing? 807 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,720 I don't get why arts valuable sometimes. 808 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,960 It's it's the value people put into it, which is why I hear art 809 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:59,360 sometimes don't like modern art. As an investment, but to buy it 810 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,920 they just put up in your gaff like mental see? 811 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,200 If you came home, you're like, I spent 3,000,000 on the Mona 812 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,720 Lisa. I'm like you could have got but 813 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,720 if. An Xbox if you get a decent but 814 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,880 if you get a decent copy of the Mona Lisa you could just tell 815 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,080 your mates the real 1. What the fuck is that like? 816 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,000 So that's about to go this. Is Ravi Shankar over, you know? 817 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,320 I went If you're bad for 3,000,000, might that be a 818 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,280 bargain? Most of the Mona Lisa worth 819 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,120 because we Google. That would be in Bargain Hunt, 820 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,120 Jeanette and Stephen here. A lovely little investment is 821 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,000 about Alicia. Great care the. 822 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,400 Goal for the Duke like. 70 lbs. OK, 3,000,000 Thompson, how much 823 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,240 think it's worth? I just said 3 million. 824 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,160 That's what you're going, that's. 825 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:40,880 What I'm going for? OK. 826 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,800 I'm going to go fucking 800 million. 827 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,840 I'm going to go priceless. A billion a belly power for a 828 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,920 Mona Lisa eat. My Dick with the side of my 829 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,720 nose. Do what? 830 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,880 Fuck yourself, you know, somebody fucking sell it. 831 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,480 And that's that's a wild. Reaction. 832 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,600 That's a wild reaction to that. Fuck yourself you little cunt. 833 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,520 That's insane. World's angriest art concert. 834 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,240 I want your Hitler's painting. Also, he goes, he goes in on a 835 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,280 million for a Mona Lisa. I just see you outside 836 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,960 somebody's house you've met in marketplace, getting back in the 837 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,720 car. He's 100 million. 838 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,040 You wanted a billion for it? Give me a £40 for it, I'll pick 839 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,160 it up myself. And you're not even delivering 840 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,720 some. Countries don't have. 841 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,560 Them posted your packages. Why? 842 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,520 The fuck did France during the recession ask for a loan? 843 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,920 Sell some of the artwork. Cheese eating cunts. 844 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,640 You're rude. Fucking wine swelling thieves. 845 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,360 Sell some of your artwork. Then wine swelling not there. 846 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,360 Me too, yeah. We are, we are, we are indebted 847 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,400 to sell some of that shit. There the accents. 848 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,360 Fucking. Fucking Barry Kyogre over there. 849 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,640 Larry Kid Logan. We are in the very much debt to 850 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,120 them fucking cells so. What is that? 851 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,360 The most expensive paint in the world. 852 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,800 We want to make this film. Well, the screen we called. 853 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,360 The screaming guy be worth a bit. 854 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,360 Oh, is that munch? Yeah. 855 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,560 And it's it's. Van golf some floors as well. 856 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,520 Bound to be worth quite a bit. Fuck, imagine being like. 857 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,240 Rembrand that we rembrand worth a bit. 858 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,600 Well the most expensive piece ever sold was a Da Vinci piece 859 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,880 Salvatore Monday which got went for 450 million. 860 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,560 Salvatore Monday took a verdict on Tuesday. 861 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,040 Thank you. I couldn't see past this. 862 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:36,320 The fucking says we own talent. But I'd hate to be like I'm 863 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,800 during his lifetime he died in poverty but we're now selling it 864 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,040 for a billion. Fuck. 865 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,280 I know I'd better be going to his family if he hadn'tly, yeah. 866 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,520 Yeah, I'd be You're sitting there fucking big hole in the 867 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,000 side of your head and you have not 2 pennies scraped together 868 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,040 and then some. Fuck, you could sell. 869 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,200 You could sell that people. You could sell that and bring 870 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,480 them back to life, Joe. Joe Less does a bit, and I think 871 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,840 it's his last special where he's talking about when Picasso died 872 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,000 and it was like 1980 or something. 873 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,240 Yeah, yeah. He's like he would have seen 874 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:08,080 like so much like you've been driving in like a modern search 875 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,680 and listen and spring theme stuff. 876 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,480 Excellent, excellent. That's good stuff. 877 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,400 That's Mickey. Bartley. 878 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:21,920 I remember the wee ads for that car, but it was all artful and 879 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,760 the wee robots would. Scribble. 880 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,320 That's right, that's right. That was great. 881 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,000 What? Car ever had the dancing robot? 882 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,200 That was the Transformers come out. 883 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,520 Yeah, that was sent from one as well. 884 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,880 What was a car when you were when you were a kid looking at 885 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,480 cars on the road or like you saw? 886 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,040 That Dastardly drove. No, I mean like a legitimate 887 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,320 car. You asked me. 888 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,280 Questions. Take my answer. 889 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,920 See, for me it was a Renault Laguna. 890 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,200 I remember as a kid seeing like people driving, them being like 891 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,600 we. Drove that. 892 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,720 We drove that. Wacky Races. 893 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,360 Nobody was perfect. There was a Renault McGann 894 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,080 coupe. Remember the WE 2 door 1? 895 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,000 And I seen a couple of them soaked up when Fast and Furious 896 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,960 was a thing. Being like, that's a bargain. 897 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,440 A Renault Laguna. The one that the hillbillies and 898 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,760 they just put their feet and ran. 899 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,920 That was the Antel mob. That was the Flintstones. 900 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,680 It was the Antel mob as well, but in Wacky Race as well. 901 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,920 Yeah. Listen, see, if you're asking me 902 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,120 cars, you're getting Wacky Races. 903 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,280 I don't know cars. I don't know cars really, but I 904 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,440 remember as a kid going, I want that. 905 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,600 Yeah. Course it was. 906 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,640 It was a sought after a fucking better kit. 907 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,960 That was sort of the better kit. I mean that was one that 908 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,720 everybody like because I had a Clio, but it was a 5 door and 909 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,320 you didn't look as cool. I love people could when people 910 00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,280 could easily get into the backyard. 911 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,560 This is cool, but when you know we fucking. 912 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,000 When I showed the pick you up and then hop in, I give you a 913 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,360 push up. Yeah, if. 914 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,880 I ever had that. I'd be like, you have to climb 915 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,160 over me to get. In I wish I had just kept that 916 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,840 course. Have is like a secondary thing. 917 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:52,680 It's still up that helm other was remembered like when the 918 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,360 Cleo came up with the theme like Nicole, Papa, the Albert and 919 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,320 anybody who had the Cleo, you couldn't get into it as you went 920 00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:01,240 Nicole Pepper. Ontario, we did Unicequa. 921 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,880 Is it your de vivo? Is it Jenicequa? 922 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,520 Oh yeah. Is cool? 923 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,080 No. But cool is not always. 924 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,240 That's a throwback, and it's a fucking throwback. 925 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,680 It's a. Great. 926 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,040 Would you love? I mean, they don't really do it 927 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,560 anymore. Would you love to get booked for 928 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,480 an ad? Get famous off your book for an 929 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,120 ad for a car? No. 930 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,640 What Car would be? The one Dick Dastardly and 931 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,320 Motley You're but I'm motley. We know. 932 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,600 You're Dick Dastardly. All right. 933 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,560 That just go fuck yourself. I could see me being. 934 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,600 Will you hold the camera? No, you've not you've. 935 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,400 Not the car over. I could be. 936 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,880 This whole concept was my idea. This is my extreme of conscious 937 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,040 pricing. I was trying to. 938 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,360 Pricing you out immediately. I could see myself being a WE 939 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,760 school together. How do scolders ads What? 940 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,560 Was the one that made it kick cack. 941 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,880 Scolder, I think do. You know what obsessed me about 942 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,560 Skoda is now the Alberts have people's call it Skoda Scottish 943 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,080 would be like you went by a Skoda. 944 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,400 Fucking odd person. You know the day I scored. 945 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,120 That 80 man, it's a shame as a Volkswagen man. £12 budget, 946 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,560 yeah. What's early me? 947 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,760 Scored that. They're not a broker scored the 948 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,720 finance or nothing. Couldn't do it by Hyundai. 949 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:16,000 You could be like a. Granny at the hospital in a. 950 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,600 Yeah, tell you it was good mileage manages new fucking 951 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,920 Toyota. You know who would be the best 952 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,280 person to do score the voice overs? 953 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,080 Sean Connery. God wrestling. 954 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,920 No, get dead on me. So we're not hockey. 955 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,240 Mickey Do Sean Connery doing voice overs for school. 956 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,760 There's car, there's quite a shake, a sheet do belly Connery. 957 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,040 But say, say Squiry. Mate, you'll be jumping. 958 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,960 Mate Berry want to travel? Just. 959 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,960 You'll be dafty Miss Pato and these are mad. 960 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,440 It's good on Reddit. Just do Sean Connery saying 961 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,080 scolder. It's just the same Scolder. 962 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,400 Yeah, Scolder. That's good. 963 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,600 It's fucking nice. I've told the story on it's a 964 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,080 famous Sean Connery story that I forget that the actor's name, 965 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,880 the actress's name where he was in a restaurant and have you 966 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,160 heard this before? There's two guys like debating 967 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,160 over like who's the who's the most famous person he shagged 968 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,160 and Sean collage with his wife and he's like fucking knocked 969 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,800 out the head boys. I'm with the Mishish. 970 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,760 And then I can't think of a say it's not Audrey Hepburn, but 971 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,160 that's to say it was. As he's leaving the restaurant, 972 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,120 he leans into the three lines. He goes oddly help on 1960 973 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:29,760 shakes up the arse. And then he slapped his wife in 974 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,000 the back of the head when I'm only fucking about because he 975 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,640 was a bad bastard. Remember that optional interview 976 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,480 where he's like, sometimes you have to hit them? 977 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,440 It's like bro. Inside Voice. 978 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,120 Because sometimes they don't listen. 979 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,800 Skoda. If you want. 980 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,160 It's a shyland. There's a bathroom woman. 981 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,160 That won't make it in. I think I wouldn't mind doing 982 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,640 Audie. I do Audie or some do their ads. 983 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,680 I wouldn't. I can't say Walksburg dirt 984 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,360 technique. Oh did I just don't know what it 985 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,560 means. What yours don't be Volkswagen. 986 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:19,240 Volkswagen Hugo Boss. Only the lorries though, if 987 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,760 Volkswagen bring her to train. Take, take. 988 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,600 For fewer details, head to volkswagen.com. 989 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,920 You did not see this discount coming. 990 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,680 Which one of you was driving? Once you stop, you can't. 991 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,440 Oh fuck. It's gonna say once you're 992 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,240 start, you can't. Gestapo butterfuck. 993 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,120 That would have been, I would have done it right. 994 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,640 That would have been good. You could do score and just do 995 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,560 the pronounce the two yeses. By the way, down is not looked 996 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,480 at me without anger since I got how much the Mona Lisa is worth 997 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,040 wrong. You've been looking at cars for 998 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,880 a long time but can't find someone for you? 999 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,280 I've got the final solution come down to Volkswagen. 1000 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,920 You're really down to. Dance than emporium, crazy 1001 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,760 prices and there's an inflatable man at the front. 1002 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,760 He's just one arm. You'll really like it. 1003 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,120 Really went on with the rain. That was solid. 1004 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,800 That was good. That was good stuff. 1005 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,720 And that's a she and Todd thumbs up. 1006 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,080 That's. A lazy port guarantee. 1007 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,560 Me doing this is like when Paul Hollywood shakes your hand. 1008 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,440 Get goose stepping down to your little your dealership. 1009 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,120 Fuck. I have good ideas but I just 1010 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:25,800 can't get them out. I. 1011 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,680 Haven't tell me, but it's OK, we'll get there. 1012 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,560 More. Ah, cars. 1013 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,080 I I am so lost with cars I just don't know them. 1014 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,400 Make what's one thing it's making you excited for summer. 1015 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:47,400 Pints, Pints, hi. No smoking, smoking cigarettes 1016 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,000 one day, the one day where I treat myself that we 20 deck of 1017 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,720 bangs. Say you're going to say that 1018 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,000 you're you hear next week it's going to hit 24°. 1019 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,440 Right, we're cancelling everything. 1020 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,440 You have a few mates coming to Belfast, the one like a beer 1021 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,360 garden type experience. Where you going for outdoor 1022 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,720 paints in Belfast? Kelly Sellers class On a real 1023 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,400 good day, it's hard to beat. Is the sun hitting it? 1024 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,360 I think it does it, I don't know. 1025 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,200 It does you mean. OK, Kelly Sellers. 1026 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,760 Well. Bone yards Good. 1027 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,000 Bone yards great, actually. Thirsty goats? 1028 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,880 Good. Can I show something right 1029 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,280 there? Cutters Wharf. 1030 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,800 What do you send it up? I don't think I've been. 1031 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,640 Not handy. Like it's down the back of 1032 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,400 Strong Mills. Some flower on the water. 1033 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,720 I will say this, your recommendation on pints across 1034 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,440 the road the other week. That's best thing. 1035 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,680 That's. Some of the best games ever had. 1036 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,360 Went down for one, got home at 5:00 in the morning. 1037 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:50,040 So I think that's going to be a new Lazy Boys thing where I can 1038 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,160 see when we do. Normal. 1039 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,080 I've always, I've always wanted to have that old school in 1040 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,520 1970s, nineteen 80s. Sure, we'll go for one after 1041 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,800 work kind of vibe and I reckon that could be our pub. 1042 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,040 How's that 1970s, Nineteen 80s? You couldn't do it. 1043 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,040 The 90s most too dear women were loaded. 1044 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,680 You mean? But that place, you wouldn't get 1045 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,680 a woman in there. Be afraid. 1046 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,040 No, when you walked in that everyone turn around, look, 1047 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,760 there's no. Way like three people were in 1048 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,520 that's like that's. A good of a pub it is. 1049 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,040 When we walked in, Daniel Sloss went, oh proper pub. 1050 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. As they got seen in the American 1051 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,840 war with in London. Do you know when the rec We 1052 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,200 don't get strangers? It would it wouldn't be see if 1053 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,840 they did that place up inside like. 1054 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,120 Be the same, it would ruin it. I reckon the mold in the 1055 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,560 bathroom is the reason why the pain stays so good. 1056 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,400 Yeah, so nice. Gorgeous. 1057 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,560 Fuck it, let's go for a. While. 1058 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,360 I can't. I can't do it today. 1059 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,400 I told you about, well, I tell the story about Ginge getting 1060 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,040 barred. Please don't. 1061 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,400 So my dad has had to be it since since growing up. 1062 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,080 So he's probably mid 70s probably see me just my dad 1063 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:52,160 Ginge right and lovely guy, lovely fella, right. 1064 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,920 But Ned's has like which is the Maple bar. 1065 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,840 People don't know Hollywood. So the thing everyone loves 1066 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,080 about it is when you walk in there, nobody gives a fuck. 1067 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,080 You have to be dressed up. There's no like dress code type 1068 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,800 thing. It's literally go in and sit 1069 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,840 down and have a pint and shut up. 1070 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,440 It brings the pints down to you. Yeah, so when like games, Game 1071 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,480 of Thrones were over and stuff, all the actors were in there 1072 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,800 like every night because nobody bothers you. 1073 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,880 It's also they're like, it's not out by now, but it used to be 1074 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,720 like mobile phones were banned. I told you this. 1075 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,320 You don't believe me? See, if you were sitting Brian, 1076 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,640 who who would have been running like every night? 1077 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,400 Who owned the place? If you were sitting like texting 1078 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,280 or doing something on your phone, he'd come over to you and 1079 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,680 be like. There's also no segments, No. 1080 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,000 Yeah, which feels like it's on purpose. 1081 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,680 So you. Wouldn't be allowed to have your 1082 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,080 phone or see if you were being like loud and rowdy or just like 1083 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,840 shouting or anything. Get it. 1084 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,680 So you can get barred pretty easily. 1085 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,800 So if you're like doing something that Brian doesn't 1086 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,960 like, like you would just be like get out in your Bard and 1087 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,280 you'd probably go. I'll just chance going in a 1088 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,240 couple of weeks. My dad's mate Jane, you got 1089 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:04,880 barred in like the 70s for, by the way, for nothing. 1090 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,720 As I say, this is a lovely fella. 1091 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:11,880 There was an argument going on and he ended up like wrong 1092 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,520 place, wrong time, but wasn't involved in the argument. 1093 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,720 And Brian saw it and was like, Jane, get out your Bard. 1094 00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:20,240 And he was like, but I wasn't doing anything with your Bard. 1095 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,880 I have my dad's 70th upstairs. So there's a function room 1096 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,120 upstairs. I had it in it and and Jane 1097 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:33,440 should be a good mate of my dad. So somebody on Ginger's behalf, 1098 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,400 just as a courtesy, went back to Brian and called in the neds one 1099 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,800 day and was like, listen, Jane got banned. 1100 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,600 Obviously it was like 50 years ago from each common the 1101 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,960 Dennis's party, like just obviously sure, that's all 1102 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,320 right. And Brian's like that a barn. 1103 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,360 Yeah, Yeah, but he's barred. Unbelievable. 1104 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,520 You wouldn't let him go to the party. 1105 00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,520 After like 40 years. That's fucking unbelievable. 1106 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,520 Respectable. But they did not remember he 1107 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,800 barred him you. Know he remembered he barred 1108 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,480 him, but he was like, did a bar Yeah. 1109 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,400 Well, then he's barred. Oh, so it wasn't like oh die 1110 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,040 bar? No, no, he remembered. 1111 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,440 Everybody's barred. Have we? 1112 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,160 Have I told the story about? I have. 1113 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,080 I think I might have told this last week, but Andrew Wolf from 1114 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,640 The Lobster. No, but sounds like a Roald 1115 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,480 Albert. So there's a there's a Chinese 1116 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,040 restaurant. There's a Chinese restaurant, 1117 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,720 Chinese restaurant in Perth after I've never been to it, but 1118 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,240 all the comedians go and hang out after festival shows because 1119 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:31,520 it's open like 4 in the morning, right? 1120 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 And a comedian made of mine, Andrew Wolf, went in one night, 1121 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,040 was hammered, stole a lobster out of the tank and tried to put 1122 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,120 it back in the sea, right? So partly the lobster was biting 1123 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,400 was her and like nipping his ears stuff. 1124 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,920 He's like, I'm gonna afraid this little fucker. 1125 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,960 So the guy was like, you're fucking barred. 1126 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,160 And about 5-6 years later, he tried to go back in and the guy 1127 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,160 remembered him and he was like, no, you're barred. 1128 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,440 And Wolfie's like, I promise I'm not going to do it again. 1129 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,160 And he did this again because this message went around loads 1130 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,280 of comedians all over the world, like Wolfie did it again. 1131 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,240 The. Thing that goes against him is 1132 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,720 he's such a character that like I'm a such an energy that you'd 1133 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,320 remember him. Oh. 1134 00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,280 Yeah, yeah. What a guy I. 1135 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,960 Think I've met Wolfie. I. 1136 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:14,880 Like you would fuck you would love. 1137 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,280 Him, love him. You would still love him. 1138 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,000 Is he very much my kind? Of man he is. 1139 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,800 You've met him. When? 1140 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,000 He fucking does this this on. This is a similar episode 1141 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,520 before. He does this, he has brain 1142 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,840 damage and doesn't remember things out of vadnais. 1143 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,440 He was talking about Robert Levandowski, like legendary 1144 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,760 footballer still playing. Yes, I would love to have seen 1145 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,520 him play sometime. And I was like, you dead in 1146 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,840 Barcelona. It doesn't be. 1147 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,200 Just don't remember. And Barcelona news went, yeah, 1148 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,400 well, I mean, of course he doesn't remember. 1149 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,200 I saw the way he was walking to the match. 1150 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,200 Do you remember we did Freyo social when we were Is that 1151 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,920 Perth? That's Fremantle, yeah. 1152 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,760 And. Fremantle, right? 1153 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:54,880 And then you had a gig in town. Right. 1154 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,560 Because he sort of joked with it. 1155 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:57,240 Right. OK. 1156 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,480 Thanks, Rob. Do you remember? 1157 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:02,320 I'll be honest, you remember that you got a gig you sorted. 1158 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,720 Yeah, I remember you come down to the gig. 1159 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,400 I'm at a koala. Was it that day? 1160 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,120 Stop being facetious. So did. 1161 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:16,320 You prove yourself. He you Michael Jackson with 1162 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,880 dementia. Hey. 1163 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,960 Thanks. You did this. 1164 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,120 You did open for me. But then he was also on under. 1165 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,200 So they just sent someone and it was him and I was like, fucking 1166 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,400 unbelievable. Yeah, but you had a we crossover 1167 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,920 them and you met him. But if you met him pre gagging, 1168 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,000 not drinking, you're probably you might not remember. 1169 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,400 Yeah. He's the guy that I saw. 1170 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,440 It was like we were in a pub. He's like, I fucking are you a 1171 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:42,960 drunk? Can't. 1172 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,000 And I watched him walk into the bar, order the drink for me 1173 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:52,240 naked and go fuck. He's brilliant. 1174 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,520 Yeah, I would enjoy that. I'd like to meet that guy. 1175 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,080 I would have fun. He's he's one of the best 1176 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,920 comedians I've ever seen. Yeah, like. 1177 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,120 But you're not coming to Australia this time because 1178 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,160 you've betrayed me, William, with your own ambitions, you 1179 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,680 know, your own tool and. Then you'll talk my sore 1180 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,040 support. Yes, because I want to take. 1181 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,880 Me. Good luck following me. 1182 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,040 Can't. That'll be fun. 1183 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:14,680 That'll be good. Laugh. 1184 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,640 We're going to head up Glasgow hard. 1185 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,640 I'm going to be off but then. No, with a day off after as 1186 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,720 well. Motherfucker. 1187 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,000 In Glasgow. In Glasgow, which the way it's 1188 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,480 selling, will not be doing that show. 1189 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,040 I would like to suggest that we stay in the Ibis and so like 1190 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,720 near Sucky Hall St. because the bar says it normally. 1191 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,800 Oh, Willy boy. Get a nice apartment and we buy 1192 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,880 drinks. Oh, we could do that too. 1193 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,480 I always stand in a nice apartment. 1194 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,680 I want you to embed by 11. What there though? 1195 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,680 Yeah. Times are called eventually time 1196 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,160 on the chest. Oh dear, Oh dear, you're going 1197 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,080 to suck them off to you. Wouldn't need that hand. 1198 00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,880 Some people up, I got like that. Wouldn't know. 1199 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,840 Put his deck in a blind moment on, she says. 1200 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,040 Right, Don't smoke. I'm not trying to split the G on 1201 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,880 his cock. Yeah. 1202 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,920 What G Oh, I don't know what I'm doing. 1203 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,520 I'm so tired. One hour podcast. 1204 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,880 I'm fucking that's. Real for baby. 1205 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:16,160 Class so excited. What? 1206 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,920 Does that sounds me? I'll be honest, no. 1207 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,600 This was nice. I'm still say, yeah, really 1208 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,880 self-conscious there. Getting worse and have a smelly 1209 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,000 hand he can't get rid of it. Yeah, it's. 1210 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,320 About every time you forget you like, wipe your mouth. 1211 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,160 But there's other there are things that are worse, 1212 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,960 obviously. Yeah, for sure. 1213 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,200 Hard. Problems. 1214 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,880 Smelly hands. Never had two smelly hands in my 1215 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,000 life. Create a little dial book. 1216 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,840 I'll do it for the lobster and two smelly hands. 1217 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,720 Edward, raise your hands. The same episode. 1218 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,360 What was the best book you were ever read when you were a kid? 1219 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,680 In a Blighton, there was an in a Blighton 1 and it wasn't that it 1220 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,640 was. The Marvels, not the. 1221 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,240 Fantastic five of the Adventurous 4. 1222 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:54,520 The Adventurous 4 was a fox 2 couples. 1223 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,760 She's a wealth of ideas, Her no? No, it was. 1224 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,720 It was 2 couples. Trap. 1225 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,240 It's just three, yeah. It was 2 couples on a cruise. 1226 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,760 The adventurous, Yeah. Yeah, look, she did. 1227 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,800 Everything she did was numbers game, wasn't it? 1228 00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,200 Was the adventurous 4 Famous 5. Senator 6. 1229 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:15,240 Slippy 7. Enormous Eradicate 999. 1230 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,000 As you say, nonchalant man. Very uninteresting book. 1231 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,280 You. Lenny Mclean's autobiography The 1232 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,760 Governor. You read that as a kid. 1233 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,160 Yeah, we'd read it called The Bed. 1234 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,760 I basically read what my dad was finished. 1235 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,720 To be different at 5 he was reading. 1236 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,680 The But yeah, I remember like reading the Shankill Butcher's 1237 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,320 book about 9 or 10. That was a bit fucking weird 1238 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,480 too. Because your dad was reading 1239 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,600 like history books. No man, I'm just a psycho. 1240 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,240 Because I would just read my. Dad. 1241 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:47,080 For me was finished reading so he just gave me that book. 1242 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,520 I miss reading, you know I don't. 1243 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,640 Know I used to do that too I used to do that as a kid I would 1244 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,400 actually read books that my dad was reading so I remember 1245 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,480 reading How to snog guys quite a bit the. 1246 00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:03,120 Yeah. Snogging guys for dummies. 1247 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:07,800 Yeah, for bummies. Get some boys. 1248 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,760 Say for Brahmies. Bommies all right, all. 1249 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,680 Right for Brahmies. All right, let's come here. 1250 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:18,680 No to give you a big snog mice. No fucking snogging. 1251 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:23,480 Would you go with my mice? You bit me, you can't. 1252 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:31,880 Buy all 2 of the Pakey Boomers. I'll do. 1253 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,640 Thanks. This is a tired absolute today. 1254 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:39,720 Folks, she talk comedy.com Woo doing America may woo Australia 1255 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:42,040 in October. Willie T is doing the Edinburgh 1256 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,520 Fringe Festival. He's doing his own tour. 1257 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,040 William Thompson comedy.com His new show Touching Grass is very 1258 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,000 good. Go check that out. 1259 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,280 Mickey Bartlett, comedy.com, Mama. 1260 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,440 All this for a while, you never know, something might be. 1261 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,960 Coming up on the stove, so go over there Mickey Bartlett 1262 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,720 comedy.com and this is of course lazy boys. 1263 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,480 We of course have a Patreon Pedro on the com slash Lazy 1264 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,440 boys. We're going right now to record 1265 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,320 our special and if you like this and you'll want to come and see 1266 00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:12,120 the boys live June 14th in the Limelight in Belfast. 1267 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,880 Tickets will be out next week. The link will be in the 1268 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,480 description for this. You know where to find. 1269 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,520 We'll see you there. Thank you very much folks. 1270 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:19,960 All the best. See you soon. 1271 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,760 Don't be doing one of those face filters.