1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,960 If you interrupt this, I'll throw that. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,960 Can I listen? I'm just saying everyone do this 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,520 after a sock off in your face. What you love that you blow the 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,480 beans and you have like. That makes me come coffee. 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Beans and gentlemen, welcome to the Lazy Boys podcast with me, 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:16,840 Mickey Barton. No. 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,760 This is nearly worse than when usual walking back from Joxer. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,040 You missed us. I was driving down the road as 9 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:26,280 they were coming out of Joxer, and I did my 10 out of 10 trick, 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,680 which is put on versatile Kelly's Cocktail bar. 11 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,240 Yeah, right. So I play that really loud with 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,840 the window stone. They haven't seen me. 13 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,200 They're going to walk past. I'm going to lick your ass 14 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,120 tonight. I went from the walk past the 15 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,800 white van. I'm leaned out the window like 16 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,960 this. They crossed the road. 17 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,120 So I turned around and I see them. 18 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,000 I'm 40, knew exactly what I was trying to do. 19 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,440 And I thought you were on the other. 20 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,320 Don't worry about it. I waited like the lights were 21 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,280 green and I waited a whole thing to do it. 22 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,960 I just told some 78 year old lady, I'm going to lick your 23 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,560 song. Wasn't, but yeah, it was. 24 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,640 It was, it was. It was a lost or a moment. 25 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,000 That's a vape. You haven't. 26 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:09,680 It is, yeah. That's that. 27 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,960 What do you think? Are we flavour? 28 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,040 Was it there? What? 29 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:12,920 A melon I. Don't like it? 30 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:19,640 No, not a fan, do you? Change vape flavours or you'll 31 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,520 always be on the same one. I like to change it up a wee 32 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,240 bit. Because they'll become very 33 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,640 samey, yeah. Right, well. 34 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:25,520 I. Like medicine. 35 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,840 So I'm on a triple mango right now. 36 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,520 Some medicine's nice, so Calpol. Nice. 37 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,160 Calpol's lovely. There's a Calpol vape. 38 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,640 Fucking Giz. You think that's a that's a 39 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,840 collab that might happen. I think it should be. 40 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,080 Is that for the kids and we Calpol there's? 41 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,640 Calpol in them? Yeah, they'll like vapor. 42 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,640 Calpol. Yes. 43 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,960 Yeah. So what are you on at the? 44 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,520 Minute I'm on a triple mango, I don't know why I'm doing cock. 45 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,360 Is that not too much? No quadruple mango will be too 46 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:48,520 much. Triple mangoes. 47 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,640 Enough, Just enough. I I would actually say double 48 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,240 mangoes too much. You're not having the right. 49 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,360 Mangoes not right, do you? Ever go into a restaurant, they 50 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,840 go triple cooked potatoes and you go thank? 51 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,760 God, there's nothing I hate more than a triple cooked chip. 52 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,880 It's three types of Bernie. Sitcom 3. 53 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,640 Three Spencers called Bernie that live together. 54 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,920 Do you have a good chip? 3 No 3. 55 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:11,280 You could call it triple cooked chip though, no? 56 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,520 One would know, but no one would know. 57 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,480 That's triple Bernie. After the 1st 5 minutes, it'll 58 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,320 be all that I get it. I get what this said. 59 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,640 Come is, these are three single gals in New York. 60 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:20,760 I'm a. Get that? 61 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,800 I'm a commissioner here. You've lost me. 62 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,240 No. You've lost me, No. 63 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,960 Triple Bernie. Triple, triple chip three times 64 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,000 at once. You can't even agree. 65 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,800 They owe you to run a chippy. Chippy. 66 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,200 They're really chippy. They're lesbians. 67 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,320 They're lesbians, lesbians and lesbians. 68 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,320 It's called Bernie's and the fish is fantastic. 69 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,080 It's finger looking good. You got a, you got a fist full 70 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:44,600 of chips with every minute. Has there ever been a second set 71 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,440 with Chubby IF? Not that'd be good though. 72 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:53,240 It'd be good, but the cast we get all dead fat, wouldn't you'd 73 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,880 be picking away at everything. Oh, buttered sausage from. 74 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,680 Them ones are bad. I like a wee crispy 1. 75 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:04,400 I mean this could be fuck this podcast man a chippy second. 76 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,520 At the Fringe one year, I remember just feeling really 77 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,800 like slow. I couldn't walk fast. 78 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,800 Then I remembered I was going to do a chippy in the Royal Mile 79 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,240 every day and getting like a lot of stuff. 80 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,120 There's one near the bottom of the mile, I don't know if it's 81 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,680 still there. Unbelievable. 82 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,560 Brilliant. What's the chippies usually are 83 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,080 very good though because they use the cooket and lard. 84 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,640 Don't ask me. I went there was and they 85 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:26,120 battered my chips and I went off, thank you, and then bitten 86 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,520 them straight away and went to battered chips, battered chips. 87 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,520 They're chips. They're already, they're already 88 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,440 battered, yeah. Maybe it was the burger that was 89 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,560 battered. I heard that happened. 90 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,120 We wanted the battered a cheeseburger and me and I was 91 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,160 like, that's fucking. You'll battered Mickey Martins 92 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,760 cheeseburger. Fucking right about your back. 93 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,480 Back we pizza crunches. Nice. 94 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,280 Don't say back. Say back the way you said. 95 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,720 Say back. Back, back that's. 96 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:47,800 What? I said back, back. 97 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,680 I said back. I said kick. 98 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,720 Would you ever eat a deep fried? Your back, you fucking. 99 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,600 Yeah, yeah. Finally there, I think, Deep 100 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,160 Friedman. Deep fried Mars bars are 101 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,040 unbelievable. Haven't. 102 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,040 I've never had anything having a deep fried pizza. 103 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,160 I've had obviously, butter sausage. 104 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,560 A chef from work when I work in a restaurant used to make you if 105 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:05,040 you brought in a Mars bar it batter for you to do a bit of 106 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,400 ice and sugar. Unbelievable. 107 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,000 Actually really good. Actually really good. 108 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,080 What's he up these days? Probably still being a chef. 109 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,320 Still a paedo. I don't know why I said that. 110 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,839 What the fuck? Because we're bringing him 111 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,920 sweets. That's not the way it works. 112 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,440 It is not in this economy we will have the price you think 113 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,280 with the price of diesel pedos and buy their own sweets. 114 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,680 We want to pay that. As well here you may give me 100 115 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,440 and 1000. I've got you a whisper, mate. 116 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,400 A pedo I'm. Taking a phone out of it. 117 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,000 Just the pedo on the news. Like if someone complain about 118 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,640 fuel prices home crawl. He's like, I can't even afford 119 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,760 menstrual. I can't run the van for fuck 120 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,960 shit. Yeah, so fucking disgrace. 121 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,280 I tried to go to the school. Y'all there for you? 122 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,600 Look at the fucking stock of the lights. 123 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,680 I'm trying, Morrison. I'm trying. 124 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,440 To say kids in with a bag of licorice, all sorts, that's all 125 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,400 I'm going. To want. 126 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,840 Licorice all sorts. And they do. 127 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,720 Well, how nice. Shit. 128 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,960 Penos licorice, licorice, all shorts. 129 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,840 Oh yeah, Licorice. Yeah, who's fucking making fun 130 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,080 of people now? You should have done with a 131 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,440 birthday cake. Cake. 132 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,120 Oh, here's Santa. The fact that you had to make a 133 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,080 noise to stand up. Yeah, you had the dead lesson. 134 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,720 Swings. This is where Mickey fucking get 135 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,160 his money back. Look at this. 136 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:12,160 Get in there, Willy. Here we go. 137 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,080 Sweet baby Jesus. Chippies. 138 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,160 Two chippies, too. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Wing 139 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,680 Stop is opening a new store in Dundonald on the 11th of May 140 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,840 following the strong reception to their opening on the Boucher 141 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:32,400 Rd. We have 100 LB Wingstop voucher 142 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,160 exclusively available for Lazy Boys listeners. 143 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,080 You have to click the bio and the link to enter. 144 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,560 Link in the description below. The link is in the description 145 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,080 box. If you want to enter 100 LB 146 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,280 Wingstop voucher, think of the possibilities. 147 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,840 I'll tell you the possibilities right now. 148 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,160 There's original. There's Louisiana. 149 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,000 My mouth's watering mango habanero. 150 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,800 I'm all over at spicy Korean Louisiana rub. 151 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,680 Oh, you cost many more. Yep. 152 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,120 Can I tell you what I've got here? 153 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:02,240 Cajun chips, lemon chips, and just lots of condiments. 154 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:08,120 Look at that cheese ranch man. I don't even know where to set 155 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,160 these. Honey. 156 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,280 Honey mustard. Sandal. 157 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:19,440 You do you too. Our boys are there. 158 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,920 What are you on for, Mick? Having their own mango. 159 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,240 It's sweet, but it's spicy. Thank you. 160 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,200 Have you got the original ones there? 161 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,680 I have the original on my hand here. 162 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,680 Look at them. Lovely weed Nuggets. 163 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,920 Where's the best day of my life? Absolutely delicious. 164 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,360 The bonus ones are my favorite. If you told me I'd be sitting 165 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:46,160 with two of my best friends eating lemon pepper chips, I 166 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,920 laughed at you. How do you eat your wings? 167 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,080 I normally go topless like a page three girl on wings. 168 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,920 And I did it. Like to eat this in a cave? 169 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,480 You know what I mean? Yeah, Welcome to the lazy boys 170 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,440 mukbang. We're having I. 171 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,440 Don't know if you want ASMR involved in this, but fog may. 172 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,800 Where have I been on my life? These are great mate. 173 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,080 The Louisiana rub. Oh my God. 174 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:11,080 Crispy. Give us a wee old name. 175 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,760 I'm starting. Go do some BDSM in the mic. 176 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:22,720 Oh my God. Wingstop is opening a new store 177 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,240 in Dundonald on the 11th of May Click the link in the 178 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:30,200 description took for your chance to win 100 LB voucher to the new 179 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,640 store. Wonderful stuff. 180 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,600 What sweet could have got you into a van? 181 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:42,280 Fucking any of them. Literally look at me. 182 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,720 That's an iconic. Chew a couple of Skittles and 183 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,120 show me the colour of your tongue and I'll be off. 184 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,800 What? American Heart gums. 185 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,760 That's the first Peter I went with. 186 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,200 How to make? That's why I described him to 187 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,320 the cops. American hard gums bruised my 188 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:02,960 Willy. Bruce Forsythe. 189 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:08,040 Bruce Foreskin. Bruised foreskin. 190 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,720 Yeah, Yeah, that's what I said. I wish. 191 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,160 Oh, you don't have? One Oh, you don't have one 192 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,200 probably is pretty bruised now, like because it would have 193 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,480 decayed. Oh no, yeah, it's straight away. 194 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,440 What do you do with what? What did you I wore like a choke 195 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,400 chain for a while. I thought usually like a wee 196 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,000 bookmark or something. No, I don't know honestly. 197 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,880 I remember leaving going. I should ask what to do with and 198 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,440 could I keep it? Fuck you, just letter your foot. 199 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,760 You throw it out and straight huh? 200 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,360 Just throw your foreskin down the street. 201 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:39,880 You put you can pull it out and wrap sandwiches in of a water 202 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,000 fed. Sunday, If everyone's ever 203 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,240 forgot a bobble, you're calculator. 204 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:46,200 See what's do they take it off in 1? 205 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,040 Better than like snippy bits of it. 206 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,920 Like do they just cut it off? Cut around it. 207 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,520 Much force can you think he's got? 208 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,320 None, no, but I know we had quite a substantial like you 209 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,440 could have sealed a small boat off it you. 210 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,400 Have snailed a small boat, yeah. It wouldn't go very fast. 211 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,160 Triple Bernie. Yeah, Olivia Nash would get my 212 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,760 hairpiece and. Her two sisters. 213 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,880 Kevin. Oh good. 214 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,520 Detective right? Olivia Nash would be great in 215 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,040 that. Right. 216 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,240 Who else? You need a wee young one. 217 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,920 We young the. Youngest Bernie? 218 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,320 Yeah. 03 generations of Bernie. Yeah, that's what it is. 219 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,040 But you need a bit of toddy as well. 220 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,960 I'd be in it, yes, you know, but you'd need like you're not. 221 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,200 You'd need like toddy to The Dirty one from Birds of a 222 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,000 feather. What do you call her? 223 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,200 The Black Herd 1. We say The Dirty one do you 224 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,360 mean? The We Dirty 1. 225 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:44,840 Nadia's no. The wee dirty one from Dori 226 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,520 Dori. Dori dirty what we dirty dirty 227 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,440 Doreen. Dirty Doreen was a fucking 228 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,680 skank. She took the whole look at that 229 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,600 whole street was riding all rounder Doreen Doreen birds the. 230 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,240 Fell, are you showing the birds of a fed? 231 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,960 I don't even know birds of a fed, you said Mick. 232 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,480 I know you do. Didn't watch birds you do make? 233 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,800 You laugh. Dirty yard bitch though. 234 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,920 You lie in your front watching UKTV Gold. 235 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,400 Fucking right, and eventually I'm not on the front anymore. 236 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,520 What do you call that slot off Victor did your owner? 237 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:14,720 Flick up. Victor, she wanted it. 238 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,840 She couldn't have it because God wouldn't let it. 239 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,880 No, they're alone. Are they fucker? 240 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,840 Don't know, vicar. 'S come back. 241 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:23,720 Can there? Yep, it's it's priests and nuns. 242 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,320 They can't. Here I think priests tend to be 243 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,320 able to walk. They're not. 244 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,080 They shouldn't be. They shouldn't be. 245 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,160 Can't and the cost of living either. 246 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,840 That's true. Right. 247 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,440 Collection plates getting late. 3 generations of Bernie. 248 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,480 See the granny. Her husband just died, right? 249 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,240 See the MA her husband's laughter for a younger woman, 250 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,800 right? And then also called Bernie. 251 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,320 See. The daughter she. 252 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,600 She wants to dance. Yeah. 253 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,720 I don't want to work on a chippy mommy. 254 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,480 They've come together and they bought a chippy and everyone's 255 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,720 told them to come. No, I think it's a family 256 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,160 chippy, yeah. No one buys. 257 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,680 It's been called Bernie's for you. 258 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,320 So they're all, all the daughters get called Bernie 259 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,960 because of the chippy. It's been there since 1902. 260 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,240 Right. Tell you why, Tell you why you 261 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,000 don't buy a chippy? Because my dad bought a chippy 262 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,800 farm once. Do you remember? 263 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,880 It no. What age would you be? 264 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,280 5 by 8 or 9. But hold on, your dad can't 265 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:17,040 drive. No first mistake, I'm buying a 266 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,720 chippy farm. No license. 267 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,880 Nobel leader Cook didn't have electrical wires in it, or they 268 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,640 didn't work. So he bought a trailer. 269 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,080 He did he buy it from someone? Yeah. 270 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,200 Right bought it from someone with my uncle. 271 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,040 Him and my uncle bought it. Any idea? 272 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,440 Like what age would you be? About 8 or 9 maybe this is. 273 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,920 Mid 90s yeah. Is it OK and? 274 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,360 What was the plan taken on the road? 275 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:44,520 Go to festivals or. Take it to the Oval and sell 276 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,160 burgers in the old. Glen Thor matches. 277 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,080 Glen Thor matches not. Really. 278 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,080 Someone has a monopoly on that. They do. 279 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,880 He didn't know that, so he's. Bought it. 280 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,600 He's bought it, can't drive it. Right, can't cook. 281 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,400 There's no electrical wiring in the. 282 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,280 Right. In the chimney fan, right? 283 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,320 All the cookers are like beyond use, they're saying. 284 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,200 Right. So it was a mountain to climb 285 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,080 from the start. Any idea how much you pay for 286 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,520 it? More than he should have. 287 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,440 Then he spent a good whack fixing it up. 288 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:15,320 Yeah. Didn't finish fixing it up, sold 289 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,000 it on for way less than he bought it for. 290 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,880 If it was on The Apprentice, he's out week 1. 291 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,200 Would you like to have a chippy van? 292 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,440 No, I I'm glad he didn't get it. Imagine being the wheelab 293 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,280 working the chippy van. If I just, I'd feel like Richie 294 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,480 Rich with me on McDonald's, yes. What can I get you with? 295 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,320 Then I run around the front of the order and then I run back 296 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,680 in. I had a dream about McDonald's. 297 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,640 Can I tell you what it was last night? 298 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,280 We love McDonald's. The the in my dream. 299 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,720 Do you know Darren McConnell from Scotch Squad? 300 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,360 Yeah. Scottish. 301 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,360 Yeah. He worked in this chippy and 302 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,960 this McDonald's. And see, when you went in, there 303 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,520 was this new thing. McDonald's were brought in. 304 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,720 There was a hash brown drawer on your way out. 305 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,600 And you could with wee tongs, you could pick as many hash 306 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,400 Browns with any meal as much as you want. 307 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,480 And in my dream I was like. Fuck you, you're a regular 308 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,640 Martin Luther King, aren't you? I have a dream. 309 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960 All the hash Browns you want. To imagine that. 310 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,480 Do what that is. Drawer in the state. 311 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,240 That's you getting older and wanting to be fat. 312 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,400 I think that's you looking at me going. 313 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,360 He seems happy and jolly. Also brought, you know. 314 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,480 This 6 packs doing my head in your brains like you should have 315 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,440 a unlimited hash Browns. You just did the SSE. 316 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,960 You can have all the hash Browns. 317 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,120 Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you're all right if any. 318 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,440 So when you say would you like a chip you manage to get US1 each? 319 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,560 Right, but I just thought. Like maybe a real T-shirt. 320 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,400 Your dad does the arena. More speakers. 321 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,680 It's not a faker. This isn't a faker. 322 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,320 How is this a faker? Isn't a faker. 323 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,480 Look, you look at the stitching on that. 324 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,480 That's not a faker. Your dad does the. 325 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,480 It says help me in the stitching. 326 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,360 He plays for Brazil. We help me. 327 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,040 We, Mario, help. Me we premark Brazil tops. 328 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,440 I know it's figured. My dad used to sell them at the 329 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:13,120 back of the Chimpy. This is actually real. 330 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,520 OK, man. It's Brazil, it's not Israel. 331 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,640 I don't know if they have much of A team this. 332 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,040 Year. Oh, really of? 333 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,880 Course, yeah, two shots on them. Fucking right, taking a free 334 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:33,520 kick and taking the hospital. No, your shirts not a faker 335 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,120 mate. It's not a faker. 336 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,240 Don't you look at my shirt and try and pick something. 337 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,120 I know I've turned up here dressed like Bart Simpson. 338 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,040 I know, I understand. Fart. 339 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,080 That's OK. Those two it already know OJ 340 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,000 Simpson. I'll fucking kill you. 341 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,160 Allegedly. Oh, what's going to happen? 342 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,560 Oh, he's dead and. He also, crucially, did the 343 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,240 murder. Yeah, we were up 100. 344 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,120 Hmm. Court found him not guilty so. 345 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,840 You know Jason? Yeah. 346 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,440 Team OJ. The glove didn't fed him. 347 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,360 Yes, it's all I need. To be fair, I think the whole 348 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,560 world was Team OJ until the documentary came out and then we 349 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,200 were like. Do you know, I thought the OJ 350 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,400 Simpson thing was made. Johnny Cochran always made-up 351 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:13,240 for South Park. And then I saw the real thing 352 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,320 and was like, oh, this is like at South Park. 353 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,600 Oh, when he was doing the if Chewbacca lives on Endor, you 354 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,520 must acquit because it doesn't. It's fucking the I love that 355 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,400 joke. It just basically runs about 356 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,480 Star Wars and then goes by his Chewbacco on Endor. 357 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,400 Doesn't make sense. He's not guilty, he just rambles 358 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,640 shite. It's so funny he had to be 359 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,320 there. Did Johnny Cochrane get Michael 360 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,160 Jackson off accusation as? Well, did you say Johnny 361 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,920 Cochrane? No, but. 362 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,760 Right. Whatever, whatever you're into, 363 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:42,080 I'll be good care. Johnny Cochrane not guilty, He. 364 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,760 He. Got that many people off that 365 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,240 like I'm. Not the only thing getting off 366 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,960 today. If he represented you, two 367 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,600 things. One, you were going, but two, 368 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,160 people knew you'd done it. Yeah, that was the thing. 369 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,960 If you hired him, you'd done it, but you were getting off, right? 370 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,800 And then people will be going. Yeah, well, the the team of 371 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,040 lawyers at which they got mental segue from talking about chippy 372 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,120 vans, by the way, but the team that he got had Shapiro as well, 373 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,200 Al Shapiro. And Kardashian, the Kardashian. 374 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,680 Rob Kardashian. Yeah, the da Big daddy 375 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,520 Kardashian. No. 376 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,120 Yes, not Caitlin. Not Rob Kardashian. 377 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,120 He's a brother. The dads also. 378 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,200 That's called Rob. No, he's not a Kardashian. 379 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,600 They're sure his only missing Kardashians. 380 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,360 Fucking His Kardashians was Rob Kardashian. 381 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,880 That's why they're Kardashians. No, yeah, yes, it's Kris Jenner 382 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,600 and Bruce Jenner. Oh yeah, Caitlin. 383 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,720 Bruce Jenner was at the Charlo just. 384 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,440 Watching me. Bruce Jenner was at the trial 385 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,760 with Chris, and Chris had also allegedly read OJ as well. 386 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,360 So she's there, watching her husband, Defender Boy, toy with 387 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:50,720 her new man Shagger. She can be the second Bernie 388 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,280 dirty bitch. If the deck fits, you must sit 389 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,640 said well. Imagine we take off the BBC and 390 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,440 I, we've got Olivia and Ash. You're not going to believe it, 391 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:03,880 Chris Jenner. We need a younger woman, Caitlyn 392 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,240 Jenner. She's only 6. 393 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,560 But is there a show not all right is the Kardashian? 394 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,240 I thought it was DeGeneres. Yeah, no. 395 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,839 So he was. Famously, it's called the 396 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:17,200 Kardashian. I mean, it's it's called the 397 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,839 Kardashians. At no point, at no point has Kim 398 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,400 Kardashian gone. Should we call this DeGeneres 399 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,839 you? Fucking mongoloid. 400 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,320 I'll say this. So was it keeping up with 401 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,280 DeGeneres? There was. 402 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,480 I'm not even annoyed at Mongoloid. 403 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,720 I'm annoyed there was a keeping up with the Jenners and it was 404 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,200 about Kylie and Kendall. All right, I thought it was 405 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,920 about female drivers. Bruce, Jenna Killer. 406 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,200 That's. Right. 407 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,640 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that was Bruce. 408 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,800 So it's all good. Yeah, it's all good. 409 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,960 Dan, just like getting too near the knuckle. 410 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,840 Here is it though. No, no, it's. 411 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,400 Too dark? No, shouldn't have brought that 412 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,200 up. So it's made it weird. 413 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,760 Do you not like the McDonald's free hash brown drawer? 414 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,080 Of course I do. Look at me. 415 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,040 How many would you if you? Could have a real dream and get 416 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,120 a wee double cheeseburger, no? It's a wee hash brown draw. 2 417 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,200 hash Browns is enough to be. I mean, I think anymore anymore 418 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,280 2 hash Browns, you're feeling sick. 419 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:14,520 Boys I I have news for both these which is my spin off. 420 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,640 If I got news for you, haven't you? 421 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,960 Haven't you? Always I have news for both of 422 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,040 these. McDonald's are looking at 423 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,360 bringing in a subscription where you pay a flat fee a month and 424 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,520 get all the food you want. Get the fuck so. 425 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,080 Many questions about this. How much? 426 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,600 $54. I don't know if that's amazing 427 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,840 or terrible. Is that good deal? 428 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,520 If you eat like me and him, bargain that's. 429 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,960 Right $54, right to say. Oh my God, imagine the shape I'd 430 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,560 be in by the end of the first week. 431 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,880 Honestly, we're. Saving money three days how? 432 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,560 Many a week. Would you need to justify that? 433 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,880 Unlimited. Depends on the order. 434 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,840 How drunk? How stoned? 435 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,960 Yeah. What time of the day is it? 436 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,120 Has it been a bad gig? Imagine being steaming and you 437 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,760 schedule of unlimited McDonald's. 438 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,480 By the end of the by the end of the month, I'll be talking, I 439 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:00,080 guess on but on the longer so long like Jabba the Hutt, you 440 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:05,480 haven't seen Star Wars wolf. He was like, you sound like a 441 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:11,680 guy bought the Brazil top of. Well, the sports store. 442 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,320 The legit sports store, right? Sports. 443 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,280 I would have I put delivery out of business with the people they 444 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,320 need to say. Can I say something? 445 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,520 I think they're going to be smart enough to not have it 446 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,600 where you get delivery. I think it has to be in store 447 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,520 because then you just order stuff all day long. 448 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:29,360 Give it to all your mates. I'll. 449 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,840 Get a fucking taxi down. What's stopping you going to 450 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,840 McDonald's, getting it, and then taking it outside and selling it 451 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,800 for a discounted rate at a stall like your dad's chip fan? 452 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,000 Oh my God. Why don't we buy back your dad's 453 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,240 chip fan? It's gone. 454 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,400 Take McDonald's. We could call it Wickdonald's 455 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,360 because it's not quite as good. Yes, it's a bit colder and he's 456 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,120 good. Do you know what I mean? 457 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,760 I'm like. McDonald's. 458 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:53,680 Yeah, yeah, Ronnie McDonald, like he's just a ginger fella. 459 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,840 He's not in my clown. He just has a Red Nose from the 460 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,000 whiskey I. Don't shut up, I do. 461 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,760 I was your wee smile meal. There you go. 462 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,600 There's a used battery. There you go. 463 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,560 Four content meals for the kids. There you go. 464 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,440 We should get a chicken nugget and different meal please. 465 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,280 We buy the the McDonald's subscription, Yeah, go away now, 466 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,480 three hungry boys and load it up and get loads of stuff, take it 467 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,240 outside in the van down to the Oval, selling it out. 468 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,120 I love how you say we go up to the tower like 3 hungry but you 469 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,440 don't need to justify that you're buying food there, you 470 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,400 do. We are just three hungry men who 471 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,800 are not looking to sell this but. 472 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,080 Have you ever ordered a McDonald's and you've pretended 473 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,000 you're getting for two people all the time? 474 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:44,440 Let me ask you this, as two guys you will know, how long can you 475 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,800 leave a McDonald's? For about 7 minutes. 476 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,600 Yeah. It's got to be there at the. 477 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,640 Time. Yeah, right. 478 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,760 I've had situations where I've had it delivered and it's been 479 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,440 freezing. I've added anyway, but you need 480 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,120 it like. The cheese hardens. 481 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,040 Yeah, essentially what you want to be doing is you get it from 482 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,120 the drive thru and you go door with the bag. 483 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,400 In fact, take that drop off now and you eat it while you're 484 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,960 driving you. Get handed the burger. 485 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,280 And the chips. You get handled all the chips in 486 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,360 the other hand, yeah. I've. 487 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,400 Eaten a full of McDonald's on on the drive from McDonald's to my 488 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,960 house. It is a 2 minute drive. 489 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,000 Yeah, I had a McDonald's once on the way to KFC. 490 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,400 Get us with me. Like, Oh yeah, true story. 491 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,440 Oh my. Good times. 492 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,200 How far was the KFC? Next door, like it's like it's 493 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,320 100 yards and we drove to the KFC. 494 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,680 We could have walked, it would have been quicker. 495 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,520 To walk, the saddest part is the drive. 496 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,000 Yeah, it could have. It would have been quicker to 497 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,720 walk but we drove to the drive thru and had a car full of 498 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,280 McDonald's and KFC rappers. Two cokes eats though. 499 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,240 I was, I've told you with how I got drunk and ordered panic 500 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,760 ordered 2 Wicked Zinger meals at the KFC. 501 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,600 Yeah, and decided I was going to eat both of them and then woke 502 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,680 up in the back of my own car throwing up. 503 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,400 I also did this when we remember we said there was apartment 504 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,160 blocks number that we stood in the accommodation months. 505 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,880 Accidentally ordered 2 zinger box meals with extra hot. 506 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,160 Wings. You brought me one of them in. 507 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,480 You brought me some wings and I remember. 508 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,600 That I did, yes, because I where. 509 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,040 You were staying. He was like 2 doors. 510 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,800 Down. We've both brought him food in 511 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,320 bed. I brought him OK. 512 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,800 I've never right. I've never seen him happier with 513 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,200 me than when we did Galway Comedy Festival and I was going 514 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,280 to the shop and went I. Was like, we had planned to go 515 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,600 to the gym. Yeah. 516 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,160 And then I was like, I'll see you in the morning. 517 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,320 Jim and I got wrecked. And I was on my way back and I 518 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,800 was like, man, I'm picking up blueberries here. 519 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,240 Do you want anything? And he goes, yeah. 520 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,720 Why are? You. 521 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,720 Why are you a child in a medieval village? 522 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,840 I'm picking blueberries. Mickey, would you care to join? 523 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,680 Would you care for another cup of meat and with his loot and 524 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,920 give me a solo. He goes, yeah, KFC and sent me 525 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,640 his order and I went. I'll meet you in the lobby. 526 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,040 And he went. I didn't go, I went. 527 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,880 Mate, I'm so hungover. Can you, if I told my room no 528 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,480 more, can you bring it up? In fact, you know what, I think 529 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,120 you brought it to my room out as good as your own heart. 530 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,120 I don't even think. We chatted about where we want 531 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,800 to meet and he brought it in. He sat beside me when I added 532 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,960 and he took a photo he put. It it was like an art 533 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,280 insulation. You'd pay, you'd pay money to go 534 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,480 and watch it. You know, like loads of tourists 535 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,160 around his bed. Was he moving like a wee 536 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,000 animatronic? No, he stayed on his side. 537 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,920 Yeah, the whole thing and. We sent me the wee basket of 538 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,040 blueberries, like, yeah. A pellet and. 539 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,680 I was like, what kind of chips are there? 540 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,720 Yeah. And chips are around us. 541 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,120 We. Purple we we circle purple 542 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,840 chips. Then we fucking round nuggies. 543 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,560 Make it half 9:00 in the morning. 544 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,880 Still up? I'm so naive. 545 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,240 I'm like, you had too much energy last night as well. 546 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,520 No mad he must. Have just got away. 547 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,680 Second Wind. Yeah, no. 548 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,360 Where'd you have them ski pose with you? 549 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,160 Many Cokes did you have you're so that's you're not you're. 550 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,760 Full of E numbers, that is. You're up the high door now. 551 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,120 You're not sleep. Now what about when we were, we 552 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:56,560 were in Norway, no Switzerland and we're getting the delivery 553 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,320 McDonald's and. Then Or is that called 554 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:05,320 Mugadoodoo? And I ordered my burger but 555 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,000 forgot that gluten free and then I phoned no one. 556 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,560 Can you just give me give me out the gluten free bun And she was 557 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,800 like you'll have to buy a new burger as well. 558 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,600 And I did it 2 separate deliveries. 559 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,640 Yeah, it was so sad. Sad it. 560 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,760 Was very sad I had that was a night I had a big come to moment 561 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,840 like I had a McDonald's at like half ten I was. 562 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,440 Like towards the end, the tour you were going that shit like 563 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,000 you was getting Percy Pigs and all that night. 564 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,560 Yeah. It's a slippery slope. 565 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,560 But I don't tell the blame the model. 566 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,120 No, but I was eating them. Yeah, I would only. 567 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,280 You find yourself eating a Percy pick out of a paper bag so it'll 568 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,240 be nose. Yeah, Joey, I love that you do 569 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,800 to make yourself feel. Better put the Percy pick onto 570 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,200 your eggs in the morning. It's word it's bad, man. 571 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,520 It's a fucking. I'm telling you. 572 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,720 I've seen it happen. I've seen have the many people 573 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,640 I've seen fellas eating Midget James be half nine 10:00 in the 574 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,360 morning letting them. They're not pocket full of them. 575 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,080 Yeah, they got at meetings and all. 576 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,160 Sometimes guys will hollow in an apple. 577 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,040 Yeah, fill them, yeah. And then eat with that. 578 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,240 Yeah. Keep the doctor away. 579 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,080 They're getting their apple, covering it in chocolate. 580 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,560 Yeah. And then on a stick. 581 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,680 Oh, man, I've seen some fucking dark things. 582 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,320 Dark things The way that's when kids are going to school in the 583 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,240 morning. You're sitting there with a 584 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,480 packing of Maltesers. You think, fuck, it's all I 585 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,440 could get this time in the morning because we're sort of 586 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,560 the vending machine wasn't working these Mommy, we're going 587 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,320 to. You're just there if I need 588 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,760 these. You're getting into the car and 589 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,080 they're leaving Baggies and all under. 590 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,360 The I could see you, I could see you getting your arm trapped in 591 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,720 the vending machine before that's. 592 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,960 Definitely. My arms are so short, at no 593 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,680 point I get it. I get a trap in the change, but 594 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,040 you can barely. You can barely get your food. 595 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,000 When it comes out, yeah, I get my finger caught on the button. 596 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,360 But I could open a vending machine from here. 597 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:39,640 Oh wait, with your nose you could snort the Star Wars off 598 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,440 the top row. I didn't mean that. 599 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,720 I'm sorry. See, you started annoying me 600 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,840 about the fake football tub. I know because that's what. 601 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,800 You started with the arms, so you called me so fat that I've 602 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,840 fucking put me on a vending machine. 603 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,160 I'm with. I'm one like someone's going to 604 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,600 slag you, me off. No, I think you know what? 605 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,880 I think it's time we give you a break. 606 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,800 I'm Palin. Look at that. 607 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,160 What happened to you, Sunborn? A bad newbie snake. 608 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,800 Yeah, you Shin, when we were on the stag. 609 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,480 Oh yeah, I. Got bark? 610 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,960 Why you were on stag? How was that? 611 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,360 Wonderful. A deal of two stags. 612 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,560 A tale of two trips from OH. The fucking party animal over 613 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,560 here. How many beers did you have over 614 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,320 a three day stag ship? Not one you. 615 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,920 Didn't have one beer. Not 20, not 3, not 4. 55 beers 616 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:26,280 over three days, yeah. On a stag Mac. 617 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,640 I lost control. I had five now. 618 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:36,040 Is this this is over three days, like so it wasn't 5 1/2 two and 619 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,760 a half, no, but how many beers in one sitting? 620 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:45,120 The most 344. 4 pints they. Had four the first day, won the 621 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,720 second day, none the third. Fucking glad I didn't go. 622 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,680 And can I was invited like me and my mate Jack's knock off to 623 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,880 the gym. That's disgusting with the same 624 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,640 energy that lads would go to a brothel with on a stag, you know 625 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,960 what I mean? It was like, don't be saying 626 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,560 anymore. See this Saturday, sneak off 627 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,520 this Saturday night used Ronald Stag right and you had 4 pints. 628 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,760 I was in my house and had a bottle of Jack Daniels and a 629 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,120 bottle of champagne. Just plain red. 630 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:13,240 The Redemption. Oh, were you role-playing like 631 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240 with a wee shotgun? Yeah. 632 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,280 Hit me again. Do you drink champagne? 633 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,160 If you're drinking champagne in the house by yourself playing 634 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,360 PlayStation, what are you drinking out of? 635 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,920 It's out of a New York Yankees Stein. 636 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,560 I make some allardice play like. I'm not going to drink out of a 637 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,880 flute mechanic. That's so lost on him. 638 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120 I know. But yeah. 639 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,000 Do you know what? So Sam Allardice was the England 640 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,400 manager for like only a month or two. 641 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,240 Oh yeah, he's a. Big guy like big working class 642 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,080 guy. Careful. 643 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,120 And he he got caught and like, you know, sting up. 644 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,560 He's lagging them off or something like or. 645 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,160 No, he was, he was busy doing like underhand payments and 646 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,280 stuff. And he met like a reporter who 647 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,240 was like, you know, undercover and they got folded. 648 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,040 You know, they were sickly recording it and England manager 649 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,040 at the time, like he goes out and just ordered to paint the 650 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,240 wine. So they were like, that was the 651 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,640 most alarming bit of A and I think people love them after 652 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,320 because he's drinking pints of wine. 653 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:05,200 Yeah. I mean, he's had one or two 654 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,000 pints of wine. Before talking about the stag, 655 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,720 what was the thing you noticed I do to make myself? 656 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,160 You said I'd do something to myself, feel better. 657 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,040 You will have a full packet of Persy pigs leave to it and go 658 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,840 walk away at those boys. I do. 659 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,920 I do. I do so that you don't feel like 660 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,080 you're feeding a full bag. What's such that I leave, I 661 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,280 leave. One persy between three boys. 662 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,040 Go ahead. There do. 663 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,640 You not feel sick after a whole bag of Persy pigs? 664 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,000 Because he leaves. Do you want to feel like I want 665 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,600 more persies? I get some squashes now would 666 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,840 would fucking tell me about metals. 667 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,000 I see my way back from the stack has room for my taxi to pick me 668 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,680 up and I went. Back to squash airport. 669 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,800 At the mall, yeah, I left one, said the taxi myth. 670 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:50,400 Go ahead. Yeah, I I just I relax like but 671 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,120 we had a great time. It's. 672 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,520 Very fun, do you? Want to talk to me do a bit 673 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:59,360 nerve behavior the last night right, I was in bed, but like 10 674 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,240 next day I go. How was it? 675 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,120 Few people go on the Willy was getting rave reviews, as was 676 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,040 Fausty about like just good guy for the party, fitting in really 677 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,960 well, right? People are like great great 678 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,360 fells. Here's what they were already in 679 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,760 a bar when me and falsely landed. 680 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,320 We went into the hotel, got changed. 681 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,000 We landed down the sports bar. I went in, didn't speak to 682 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,720 anyone, just came out with a tray of 20 tequila shots. 683 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,640 That's the energy I'm bringing. Didn't realize it was on the 684 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,840 tab. So we all yeah. 685 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,400 Yeah, he thought. He thought he. 686 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,680 Eagles Eagles Boys Ice. For free. 687 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,480 Eagles boys, I sorted that and everyone's like you didn't. 688 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,440 We all sorted it well. Leaving 2. 689 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:44,240 He's got boys knockers. So the next day I go, how last 690 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,600 night going, they were like, I Willy, what what did he do? 691 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,120 And they were like, yeah, it was a bit weird. 692 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,080 And I went, oh, fuck. I went just tell me. 693 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:57,000 And they went, yeah, he he was in the karaoke bar and he would 694 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,960 get up to do like power ballots. And then he would just go back 695 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,560 to watching WrestleMania on his phone. 696 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,240 He set up in a corner of a bar, his phone streamed WrestleMania 697 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,880 and wouldn't let people talk to him. 698 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,440 And apparently there was like girls and all being like, who's 699 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,080 this mysterious guy? What are you doing? 700 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,000 And all, well, he's like, don't interrupt the match. 701 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I'll talk to you during the break. 702 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,320 And I went, did he watch a bit of WrestleMania? 703 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,120 And they went, no, no, he watched WrestleMania. 704 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,280 It's four hours long. So he's sitting there like, you 705 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:31,280 know, he'd be like sitting there, go Seth Rollins and every 706 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,680 now and then and then back to like, don't talk to me. 707 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,160 Because we were coming over me like. 708 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:45,160 That don't impress me much RKO. What's love got to do? 709 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,800 Fucking tactic. People were coming over me like 710 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,040 it's Rey Mysterio still going. I'm like, see, if you're asking 711 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,760 me out, you don't know wrestling, so don't speak to me 712 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,320 about it. It's my one night a year. 713 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,800 Fuck off. My one night away with the kids. 714 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,120 The first man, first night, everyone's been out during the 715 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,480 day. That's when I have my 4 drinks, 716 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,240 everyone goes up with disco nap and then we're out. 717 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:14,320 The first man hibernated. I went for an 8 hour sleep, woke 718 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,080 up half 12, was pitch black in his room, phone in his hand and 719 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,920 then and then came out fully charged like. 720 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,840 Meeting him at the lobby itself and he was out at one. 721 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,120 Guys, I feel great now. I know you've slept the day 722 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,800 also. Hughes went out for dinner. 723 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,240 I decided can't be ours with dinner. 724 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,640 Wee mom went for a Guinness and a wee Irish bar. 725 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,960 Just having a few of the other boys came to. 726 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,560 We're having nice week. Quiet pint singers come onto the 727 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,160 stage. What? 728 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,080 What does it happen to be? Fucking ABBA tribute act? 729 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,760 And you'd know well about them. You're at the museum. 730 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,560 Literally, I told everybody in the room that I was at their 731 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,520 museum two weeks ago. Fucking made. 732 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,200 I swear to God. They didn't even dress up the 733 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,000 God that I thought it was all, but they were fucking amazing. 734 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,320 Remember, you came around just after it ended and I was like, 735 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,640 made You miss the best thing I've ever seen. 736 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,200 It was just head after head. It was in my mate fuck up two 737 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,360 seconds. Here, there was a lot of a lot 738 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,520 of late nights, right? But I, I, I did some. 739 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,080 There's a place called Marino, which is like a Gelato bar. 740 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,640 We were about to meet for dinner. 15 minutes forward, 741 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,880 Judy, People taking too long to come down the wee strip of bars 742 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,960 and all. I go, I'm getting Gelato. 743 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,200 So a couple of boys came with me. 744 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,200 I got this banana Gelato, vegan, I had up a big tub of it. 745 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,280 We went, we had dinner full, sit down meal after. 746 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,160 What did I do? Dessert. 747 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,240 Straight back got the same thing. 748 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,960 Shane, you're going to look at me in about a week. 749 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,960 No, I got, I got the Gelato as well, just because it came with 750 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,680 a wee spoon. Came in handy. 751 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,000 That's me what 4? Ice cream you. 752 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,120 You were. Using it like a wee shovel. 753 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,680 Yeah, yeah, Shovel. Now big celebs button on the 754 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,440 stag and I and I play. Celebs around the piss or just 755 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,920 look alike. See Villamora, Right? 756 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,760 It's like a golf resort. Where was it you were? 757 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,480 Villamora Portuguese. You fly to Faro. 758 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,400 I need to tell you about the way over. 759 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,480 Make the way over. You'll love this. 760 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,160 We're flying Aer Lingus out of Dublin. 761 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,920 Me and Andrew, right? You know Andrew likes a bit of 762 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,560 comfort, bit of luxury if he can do it. 763 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:23,120 Loves an upgrade, right? Right when I was when I was on 764 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:28,240 the app booking my seat like the night before, you could pay like 765 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,680 an extra €30 or something for more room and I'm going to do 766 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,360 that would gigging the night before early flight. 767 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,600 I'm going to do that. I walk onto the flight, I show 768 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:45,760 them my I'm like 2B air Hostess. She was go left to be or I said 769 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,960 or not to be. She said what she goes, oh you 770 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:54,560 need to go this way, what is it? She went in there, it was that 771 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,400 big of a plane that there was business. 772 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,720 I'd only paid like 30 or £40. I go in, I go something wrong 773 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,160 here Full, like if we were flying to Australia full thing. 774 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,400 I text Andrew. I went mate the dummy with these 775 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:14,679 seats, no room here and he's like 37 B goes are you serious 776 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:18,360 and then I got someone to take a photo of me lying on the bed and 777 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:24,159 I nightmare to be fair, 40 year old on but see when you don't 778 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:28,040 know you're getting class and it and showed it to Clara. 779 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,760 I think who see the staff on board. 780 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,920 We had a great shot and then they went here this for you and 781 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,320 it was chocolates and crisp and all, but I couldn't eat any of 782 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,520 it. But I pretend that I could eat, 783 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 but unbelievable. One of my favorite stories I 784 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,960 ever heard was 2 Aussie comedians from Nick Cody and 785 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,199 Bart Freeburn. We're both flying class name 786 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,600 Bart Freeburn. Bart Freeburn. 787 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,960 Great comedian too, but they have to be. 788 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,280 They were flying. They don't. 789 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,760 Want a stinker from? Bar free? 790 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,960 No, absolutely, but they're. For free birds going to do one 791 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,120 or two things. Kill it. 792 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,480 I'm just like. I probably should have mentioned 793 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,440 his name because it's probably as highly illegal, but you're. 794 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,760 Going to arrest part free. Hello, So Cody's in business. 795 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,440 I don't want this. I want to hear the stories. 796 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,120 I want to hear the story. I got me a. 797 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,560 Position thing the story's really story too late you. 798 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,000 Can't dangle a part free bird and not expect the boys and 799 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,760 nibble. Want a dead or alive Bart Free 800 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,320 bird? That'd be them. 801 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,880 Bart Freeburg. His name? 802 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,080 No. What happened? 803 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:24,960 What? What did? 804 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,760 Ned Kelly got the headlines, but it was Bart Freeburg. 805 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,280 Let me tell you all the story about Bart Freeburg. 806 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,840 Some say the man didn't exist, but I saw him. 807 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,840 I've no idea he was walking through the woods behind 808 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,120 Bigfoot. What the Bart Free burned down. 809 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,480 So Cody was in business? Class the last city of Atlantis. 810 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,360 He was in share of Madre. So Cody basically was in 811 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,720 business class, Bart was in coach and. 812 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,320 They gave the Bart Freeman and coach Bart. 813 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,200 Freeman was in coach and they gave Cody the pyjamas and Cody 814 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,360 goes, can I get an extra pair? So he walked down through the 815 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,560 fucking plane with a like a pair of pajamas and a glass of 816 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,040 champagne. Bart doesn't drink. 817 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,600 And he was like, got you some pajamas because, you know, 818 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:20,160 you're not in business class. And then Bart held up a bag of 819 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,320 prescription pills and just went stick your pajamas up your arse. 820 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,640 Can't, I'm going to a different dimension. 821 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,240 Funny story like, but obviously it doesn't work now because you 822 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:36,280 did all that shit. Bart Freeburn. 823 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,040 Yeah, we ruined that story about a guy just abusing prescription 824 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,760 drugs on the plane. Free burn. 825 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,960 It's even beat the fuck out of both of you. 826 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,800 What? We love. 827 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,920 At no point did we go, I'd knock. 828 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,640 The Do you think I'm going to fight? 829 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,040 Bart, Really. It's not Bart. 830 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,880 Bart. Oh, it's so shit. 831 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,760 Yeah, I'm going to take on a fight with Bart. 832 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,960 Freeburn you wouldn't. I know he's the fastest gun in 833 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,080 the West. He's been in zones on a flight. 834 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,520 I'm not touching this guy. I think I'd love to see a 835 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,840 picture of Bart Freeburn because I had an image in my head. 836 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,000 Mustache. Bandana no more mustache. 837 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,720 Big, handsome, big, handsome birdie man. 838 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,200 Lovely regular keeper, yeah. Can you shows him? 839 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,960 Not right now, because. I can. 840 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,560 Comedians are really good. Look at them for me. 841 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,280 Yeah. But you're sweet. 842 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:25,000 I pick one side of disagreeing with it. 843 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,120 Hurt your feelings either way. I'm ugly as fuck. 844 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,640 I'm staking on shit like it's fucking brutal. 845 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:38,440 Great garage you. So celebrity Satan on the side. 846 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:44,720 For Jason status. So we this this place Bellamor 847 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,840 is like, I'd say it's an upmarket golf resort. 848 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,840 So a lot of celebrities go there. 849 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:53,280 If you're in the Gulf, you go there and we European many Peter 850 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,680 Crouch and I'll be Clancy were there when we were. 851 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,440 There didn't tell me. Not not. 852 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,480 I didn't see them, but apparently they were there. 853 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,320 Anyway. We're walking out the last night 854 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:08,160 for a meal and I'd say there's like 17 of us or so, and we're 855 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,760 walking past this bar and a guy comes out absolutely sizzled. 856 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,200 OK, He's got two young kids with him, what I assume is for now. 857 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:21,840 Madeline McCann, yeah. So outside this tablet. 858 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,320 He's got the missus. He's doing what either his 859 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,600 parents or her parents, right? They're all walking out. 860 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,240 So it's a family group and we walk past them. 861 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,400 Now everyone's had a few drinks, but I've, I've, I've got my wits 862 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,280 about me. This guy clocks out of me. 863 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,160 I look at him and I go, I know that guy. 864 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,720 And the guy goes, you enjoy the golf boys because, like, 865 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,880 everyone plays golf on this place. 866 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,520 But obviously we didn't. And I go, yeah, yeah, good day, 867 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,320 good day, golfing. And then as I get one step away, 868 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,080 I go, I know exactly who that is. 869 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,000 Jeremy Kyle. Fuck off. 870 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,320 Jeremy Cat No, I don't tell the group then and there because I 871 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,240 know there's going to be a scene. 872 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,280 You. Told him later in an envelope. 873 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,320 Graham sitting at her table on the step. 874 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,240 I don't tell the boys because he's got the kids 1 and I think 875 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,600 everyone's going to surround now. 876 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,120 He looks like he'd love that, right? 877 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,200 He's looking a better chat with a young boy. 878 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,280 He's like. Was he pissed? 879 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,800 Yeah. I thought he was a reformed 880 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,120 alcoholic. See if he is, I apologize, but 881 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,560 he looked, he looked like he had a bottle of vino, a red, but 882 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,440 maybe he didn't. But I just thought that. 883 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,600 But I don't tell him. And I wait till we sit down at 884 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,840 the restaurant and I go, lads, I can tell you now, that was 885 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,960 Jeremy Kyle. I've never forgiven him. 886 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,360 Well, imagine him a selfie or Jeremy Kyle. 887 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,400 Well, he said he was going to smack. 888 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,480 Him I hit I. But imagine a selfie or Jeremy 889 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,400 Kyle stagger like I. Wouldn't imagine he looked like 890 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,960 in a second he would have left the family and joined the boys 891 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,000 in a second. He was loving it because he saw 892 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,120 us and he was all like, oh, look at that, he's golfing or, you 893 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,560 know, like. Why did he get Jeremy Kyle full 894 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,320 to take him to a strippery box 1 on the next one? 895 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,600 You're weird in an episode on you do. 896 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,200 You know how you'd punish me on a stagger? 897 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,440 Handcuffed me to Jeremy Kyle. That would ruin Nice. 898 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,640 I love it. No, I wouldn't. 899 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,400 I'm trying to go. I'm trying to go. 900 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,920 For you party, Jeremy. You'll be all Jeremy. 901 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,840 You want to get my car when we do 30? 902 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,760 But it was good times. Like. 903 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,360 Yeah, yeah, you'll Jeremy. I'll show you my black box. 904 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,080 Yeah. Hurry, bum. 905 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,960 I hate that I don't have a hurry bum. 906 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,200 Do you? He's hurt. 907 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,560 What was I looking? Not mine anyway. 908 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,840 Harless but. He is harless like we can't. 909 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,080 Like we spank. Seriously. 910 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,320 Yeah. I see it my chest were going 911 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,040 away, but it's the whole. Chest though what? 912 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,360 What's your bum like? Tell me about your bum. 913 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,120 Not that Harry, but like, not not much like. 914 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,120 That Harry bum. What's your bum like? 915 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,560 I'd say average. Firstly, well maintained. 916 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:42,440 Yeah, yeah. Oh, fucking like an old Peach. 917 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,840 You need a machete to get through it. 918 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,480 Like the carpet? The working men's club? 919 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,000 Yeah. The reason I've never let anyone 920 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,360 touch my bum was because I feel like it would be. 921 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,880 The cheeky girl, no. It's a free thing. 922 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,880 If somebody was getting to my car and had to go move that 923 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,080 stuff, I'll see. Sorry, sorry, I'm moving away. 924 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,720 Loose chips, yeah. Yeah, coins. 925 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,160 That's why I had a McDonald's last night. 926 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,120 Let me move. On Nolan always talks about his 927 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:05,960 car being dirty. Don't. 928 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,840 They talks about his heart sounds like he's never does he 929 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,520 talk about his car being done he does I. 930 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,960 Loads of rappers and all. I'm not sure. 931 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,120 He's in the back. He's lost a lot of weight, 932 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:16,880 hasn't he? So I'm not sure. 933 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,720 He's lost weight. My car's and this is not my 934 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:23,120 current car, but I wanted a car that was so stinking that I 935 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,800 stopped at a red light and a bottle of Fanta rolled from 936 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,000 under my seat under the accelerator and I had to stop 937 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,480 the car and get out and put. Bros in Final Destination. 938 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,680 Swear to God. Oh no. 939 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,800 Yeah, Lemon Fanta 2. We don't want to wait. 940 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,120 Ah, you know what I mean. It's the best I found this. 941 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,520 You think so? I love lemon. 942 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,920 I'm an exotic man myself. Have you? 943 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,120 Oh, that's a good Fanta. Fanta Exotic. 944 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,720 Pineapple Fanta though in the American shops. 945 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,400 Haven't had that one. Make sure Pete, I haven't 946 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,480 watched that peelers thing yet. But I'm going to. 947 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,120 Not yet. I'm going to you going to, I'm 948 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,600 going to tonight. Right, I'll watch it tonight. 949 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,280 Yeah, I've seen the first episode. 950 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,640 Very, very enjoyable. Yeah, great show there's. 951 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,720 One, I think it's going to make me sad. 952 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,120 Oh yeah? Well, yeah. 953 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,360 Was it sad part? Parts of it and then parts of it 954 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,360 are very funny. It's just a good show. 955 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,520 So it's Stephen Nolan hanging about with the cops. 956 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,160 Yeah. Because that is a crime drama 957 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,840 that I would want to see. It's here's. 958 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,680 Does he have full access? Like, yeah. 959 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,320 Do you get a gun? Is he strapped? 960 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,040 Don't get No, he's not strapped. Does he refer to people as 961 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,840 perps? Does he say freeze sucker? 962 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,560 Because he will whenever I'm right. 963 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,760 Sadly not. There is. 964 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,680 This is no. You say get on the ground and 965 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,480 spread them. Not in the show, no. 966 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,840 OK, did he say I can't breathe? No, he doesn't. 967 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,600 He doesn't. Is do you see the, like, PSNI 968 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,000 strategy? Yeah, OK. 969 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,280 They're going for the big fish this year. 970 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,880 Yeah. Bert Freeburn. 971 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,600 You'd never get them. There's one where they're. 972 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,600 You'd never get them. The bounty on his head is up and 973 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,600 up and up. You'd never get them and. 974 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,440 Then he takes it off and eats it. 975 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,600 Yeah. He's half of it. 976 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,360 There is a part where they're putting the pedo out of east 977 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,600 Belfast, right and there's crowds coming around. 978 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,040 Wrong time to go off. I just mean that he is. 979 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,480 It's. Like you did, it went oh fuck I. 980 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,200 Just. Mean that he is and. 981 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,040 This mob's right in the house to get the guy. 982 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,720 Hey, she need to get out of here. 983 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,040 She Yeah. You're a kidney, fellas. 984 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,040 We're going to pump your lead bar. 985 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,840 There's. Me by Freeburn, the Pedo 986 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:28,880 catcher. Wrexham Young pedo catcher. 987 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,280 Wrexham Young. So there's this pedo in the 988 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,520 East, they're put, they're putting them out. 989 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:44,120 Feel them rightly. They're put, they're putting 990 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,600 them out. The mob is angrier at Nolan than 991 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,480 the pedo. So. 992 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,640 It's chaos. Then Nolan shows up and they all 993 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,720 go. There's no one. 994 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:56,160 What about the Seaboard? Yeah, I swear to fuck he comes 995 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,280 into the garden. I mean no. 996 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,240 Let me ask. Let me ask you. 997 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,840 Is Nolan wearing the gear? Nope. 998 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,720 Does no one have a flak jacket that says press on us? 999 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,160 No, Nolan's there like me in the summertime. 1000 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,280 Like linen shorts? So he's just the Peters are 1001 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,680 doing the thing. He's just standing behind them, 1002 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,560 hands in the pockets, like, yeah. 1003 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,000 Good stuff. That's a cop and I swear to God 1004 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,120 they are angrier at him being there than the pedo. 1005 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,280 He comes in and this guy comes out of his phone, walks in the 1006 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,360 garden, phone his face, he goes. Where's the fat fucker there? 1007 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,640 Are you a fucking bastard bringing pedos to our area? 1008 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,360 No one has had nothing to do with it. 1009 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,280 That's how I want. To drop them off. 1010 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,000 That's not a segment on the show, is it? 1011 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,840 I've seen the state of your car, you must be a pedo too. 1012 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,600 Fuck sake. He don't have like a pedo 1013 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,560 watcher's camera. He does at the end of the show, 1014 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,560 so. Do the police then have to get 1015 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,000 involved to protect Nolan? Nolan's kind of like, destroyed. 1016 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,560 Where's the pedo this? Week just flipped around there 1017 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,800 like, it's like, you can come on there, not you in your eyes 1018 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,840 like. What the fuck, If I plunged an 1019 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,480 18th century weapon into the sea where would I be? 1020 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,600 Don't cannon is. That a real place. 1021 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,120 No, don't get him. There was a I was doing a 1022 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,760 Weather Watchers, Frank Mitchell. 1023 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,880 So he doesn't do that. I've seen the name, I've never 1024 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,120 seen it. Has to be the name of that. 1025 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,080 Gives an example. Talking about pedos here like. 1026 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,520 If I if I was going into someone's house and pressed the 1027 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,400 button that they made a sound in their house and they did it 1028 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,280 quickly, where would it be? Oh yeah, Belfast that takes. 1029 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,080 Do one that isn't Belfast, because everyone does Belfast. 1030 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,920 I will. Go do, Lauren. 1031 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,880 Well, they know you know it. Would still do it though, no? 1032 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,440 Do it backwards. Show me you're working out. 1033 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:43,160 Just outside Ballymena. Can I tell you? 1034 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,240 Can I tell you I tried to do that? 1035 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,320 Do you try to? Try to smoke a cigarette while 1036 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,040 you were rolling it. I tried to do. 1037 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,760 Can I tell you what I tried to do? 1038 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,120 You know that Leonardo Cabrio in Django and then I forget what he 1039 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:01,600 does. So I just you know the meme. 1040 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,720 You know the meme. What he's? 1041 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:10,880 I guess I forgot. All right, do side by side. 1042 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:22,400 Sold to the doctor I. Just forgot I. 1043 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,160 Love the one he does on the time of Hollywood. 1044 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:31,360 He sees himself, the team he goes anyway. 1045 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,680 It was good. The Great Gatsby ones pretty 1046 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,800 good as well. He was like, sorry, so there's a 1047 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,000 pedo in the garden. So Yep, they're yet they're 1048 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,240 getting the great world. Great album. 1049 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,560 There's a pedo. In the garden, what am I going 1050 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:49,240 to do? The crowds going fucking mantle. 1051 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:57,040 Yeah, what about the away fans? The away fans? 1052 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:07,600 You're not touching it anymore. So they're getting ready, crowds 1053 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,840 going fucking nuts, going fucking nuts, crowds going big. 1054 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,800 Fingers. This woman just keeps going up 1055 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,760 the Nolan. We got some burgers. 1056 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,160 They're all, they're all like we're getting the plugs put in 1057 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:23,720 next week. Oh. 1058 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,200 Fuck, there is a moment they're leading the way. 1059 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,840 There's a crowd on each side of the street shouting on them, and 1060 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,360 there's the lobby. The gravy chip. 1061 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,880 To good food for that kind of moment, but. 1062 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,000 There's also people putting the peanut, putting the pedal out so 1063 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,720 people have brought their kids to it, but you're. 1064 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,640 They don't, They don't. They don't pay him. 1065 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,080 Kids go free. It's like when you lose a ball's 1066 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:49,920 eye. Do you want to see? 1067 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,560 The speed, there's one moment just won't leave no one alone, 1068 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,920 won't leave him alone. At the same incident. 1069 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,080 Like the crowd, they're like, can we see Nolan goes to one of 1070 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,240 the guys? Can you help me settle this 1071 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,880 crowd down? He's like, are you going to get 1072 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,400 rid of him? No one's like, yes, yes. 1073 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,280 He's like, right. We'll, we'll fucking quiet these 1074 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,680 people down. This one was going, yeah. 1075 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:13,120 Fucking fat, ugly, fucking cunt. Swear to God. 1076 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,720 Swear to God there's an actual child molester there and they're 1077 00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,760 like, fat bad. How? 1078 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,520 Bad's the PSN is budget that Nolan's on crowd control. 1079 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,760 By the way, Bull in the China shop, the guy who famously whips 1080 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:30,040 crowds up, calming people down. There's a great I've never seen 1081 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,320 Nolan lose the head like this ever, in anything. 1082 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,520 The Crowder in his face. And one goes, You set up in your 1083 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,000 Bay house, you're not in our community. 1084 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,640 And no one goes, I'll fucking tell you what it is. 1085 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,200 Where am I standing on a fucking Thursday night? 1086 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,920 I'm fucking beside you, aren't I? 1087 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:45,400 So why are you fucking coming at me? 1088 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:50,480 And the guy goes, fair enough. You should do it on the radio. 1089 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,440 Fuck up. You fucking glad? 1090 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,000 A good point, Steven. Cheers. 1091 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,880 And I'll see when he got like, I'm like, I love this. 1092 00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,400 Guy Steven, my bench for two weeks. 1093 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,680 Will you fuck up? You're doing my there's. 1094 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:04,000 A fucking third World War on the brink of the horizon. 1095 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,920 You're talking about your fucking recycling, you fucking 1096 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:11,080 smelly bitch. Does he so? 1097 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,480 See, there's no notes in the Arnold. 1098 00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,920 That's how much I've made while you've been chatting. 1099 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,280 Shaking my ear. Fucking funk coupons. 1100 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,400 Let me ask you this, how did they get people to agree to be 1101 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,960 on camera? See the people that are getting 1102 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,280 arrested. Right, because I there was 1103 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,760 another show that that's been make it. 1104 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,000 Well, it was out years. It was called Derry City, but 1105 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,840 right And it was following Peelers. 1106 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:36,760 Around. But there's a lot of people that 1107 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,000 there's the one guy that was drunk driving and he's so he's 1108 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,080 like hammered in the front seat of his car. 1109 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,240 His mate is pass out beside him and the cops pulled over the 1110 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:46,120 back Rd. He's like, oh, hey, I'm not 1111 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,160 driving the night. He's giving me a driving lesson 1112 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:54,240 and the guy's like and the cops like, have you been drinking? 1113 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,480 I but like, I'm not driving the car. 1114 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,560 You know, he's giving me a lesson now because it's not my 1115 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,320 car. I don't know. 1116 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,040 And then he's like, do you know the license plate? 1117 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,240 He goes, I'm with the license plate. 1118 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,600 It's PB. No, wait, it's J No, how long? 1119 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,560 Hey, what's the license with this car? 1120 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,520 And the guy's like, right. And I watched the whole thing 1121 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,320 when at some point at the end of that, they would have had to 1122 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,160 sign a release form. Yeah, they would have had to 1123 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,760 been like, that's hopping off. Are you with me? 1124 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,680 Why is that something? Because no one's face is getting 1125 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,560 blurred. Like. 1126 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,760 And this there are. Oh, really? 1127 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,200 Yeah, yeah, some of the. Some people are agreeing to it, 1128 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,760 yeah. Just get rid of release. 1129 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,200 That's that's. Definitely still a thing, 1130 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,640 because even when we did, did we have to get LOL when we were 1131 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,120 doing sketches outside, if anybody walked, yeah yeah yeah. 1132 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,160 To sign a thing to say like after, yeah. 1133 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,480 There is in the Do you know the TV show Benidorm? 1134 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,840 Yes, there's a guy who didn't sign a release form is in the 1135 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,280 credits of the title sequence walking by and they didn't spot 1136 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,920 it until he got in touch like the last series and went you've 1137 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,560 been using my image this whole time so I'm entitled to 1138 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,160 compensation and the producers were shitting themselves because 1139 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,320 technically he's entitled to fucking thousands. 1140 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,880 Exactly. Yep and the guy goes £250 and 1141 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,560 they were like fucking no bother mate. 1142 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:05,160 They're like, alright, then we're going to go 200. 1143 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,480 That's that's not a bad way to make money. 1144 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,840 We start walking past. The dude undersold themselves 1145 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,280 so. So anyway I'll get insurance so 1146 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,600 like I feel like. Yeah, drunk man 2 My days are 1147 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:17,640 over. I want to be in stuff. 1148 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,240 Lad. What do you want to be in TV 1149 00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:20,280 shows? What do you want to be in? 1150 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,160 Dramas. What dramas? 1151 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,760 Not comedies. You've got comedy dramas. 1152 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,360 Already I'm frustrated as your agent. 1153 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,560 Which one? Netflix. 1154 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:31,000 It's just what about a spin off? Midwinter robberies. 1155 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,080 It's like Midsummer murders, but nobody has to die. 1156 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,960 Right, OK. Could your hands be cold picking 1157 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,480 the locks on? Oh. 1158 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,160 No, but we're solving the crimes. 1159 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,280 Oh, then. Midsummer's the place. 1160 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,800 So is midwinter. So why are you cold? 1161 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:47,080 Because it's winter when we're doing it in midwinter. 1162 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,920 Yeah. Right, it's also summer, and 1163 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,560 it's also winter and Midsummer. Yeah, any, any Netflix show you 1164 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,760 get to be in, right? Well, you Dan putting the Dan 1165 00:51:54,760 --> 00:52:00,080 and pedantic over. There any show, right? 1166 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,200 I'm your agent. What's on there? 1167 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,600 What do you mean? What's on there? 1168 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,960 You, you've came to me. It's not a chippy. 1169 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,680 I want a new show. Not what I've offered you, 1170 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,560 right? Yeah, you have to pick a show, 1171 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,760 that's all. On Netflix. 1172 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,760 So like a show you want for a show to be in? 1173 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:22,000 Yeah, that's already on Netflix. OK, what's on there like? 1174 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,280 What's on? Mr. Beast. 1175 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,560 That's what Peter was called. Honestly, you could be. 1176 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,640 It's actually Mr. Beast. Right. 1177 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,600 You can be on Mr. Beast, not what's wildebeest you, you're 1178 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,280 just playing. That's your rap name, 1179 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,320 Wildebeest. That's stand out. 1180 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,920 Of that's outstanding and not wildebeest, that's really good. 1181 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,760 Great. Thank you for that. 1182 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,720 You're welcome. That's really good. 1183 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,840 Right, Mr. Beast, you can. I'm not Illuminati, man. 1184 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,520 Don't they? All right. 1185 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,560 But you're a horny weed. That will. 1186 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,520 Why would the devil make that noise? 1187 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,600 He'd be so unscary if he did. That I'm the devil. 1188 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,120 All right, bro, it's not scary, all right? 1189 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,440 He's more of a trickster. 3:00 AM at a house party all. 1190 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,760 Right mate, Fucking. Has. 1191 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,560 A bad has. A Kung Fu as well for Satan. 1192 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,160 'S more of a cheaper, you know what I mean? 1193 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,880 God's best trick, making you think the devil existed. 1194 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:26,800 We're just, we're just delivery. So back to you, right? 1195 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,160 So Netflix. God's best. 1196 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,160 Right, I want to. Come to you and say watch an. 1197 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,640 Example of some dramas and then literally. 1198 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,200 Come to you and say, what show do you want to be in? 1199 00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,640 Cop Comedy. Drama Cop. 1200 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,600 Comedy, drama, so. You want to be in Brooklyn 99? 1201 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,880 Yep. OK, Oh fuck it. 1202 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,080 I'll do in Brooklyn 9. It's over. 1203 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,680 I know, but we'll bring it back. Reboot. 1204 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,000 We could reboot it. OK, what's your character? 1205 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,560 She and Todd fuck. It Yeah, I could be Captain 1206 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,680 Mickey Bartlett. He's the squad. 1207 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,760 He you're just, you're like, you're due to retire, Yeah. 1208 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,400 Right. Three days from retirement, a 1209 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,000 partner got killed. Yes, I came back to work. 1210 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,840 I was a dog though, because I'm one of the dog cops. 1211 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,520 Right. I I just do, I just do parking 1212 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,760 tickets, right. But he brings me. 1213 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,200 Yeah, I'm his. Nephew, he's a good guy. 1214 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,600 I'm your nephew. No, but you're a good guy. 1215 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,480 He's got a real fucking eye for crime, right? 1216 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,480 So you're doing a parking ticket one day, you spot a crime and 1217 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,320 you go, I'm only a parking guy, but fuck it, I'm going to go for 1218 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,000 it, right? And then I called you in. 1219 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,520 I said, Todd, get in here and I go this department, the mayor's 1220 00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,160 breathing up my deck or whatever, right? 1221 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,200 I do this whole big thing and I'm like, fuck. 1222 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,440 And you're like, oh, fuck, they're going to sack me. 1223 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,240 And then I go, welcome to the squad, kid. 1224 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,080 And I throw you a badge and you're like, what? 1225 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,120 And I throw you a gun and you're like, I already have a gun. 1226 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:37,080 And I go, fuck me, give my back. I'm staying, right? 1227 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:41,080 And then and then we're like, we need to catch this guy who's 1228 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,200 been doing some fucking crazy drug deals. 1229 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,360 Bart Freeburn now will the basement. 1230 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,480 Will it be I'm the bad guy? No, yes, no, you're 1231 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,120 misunderstood, right. So you're. 1232 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,680 That's your. That's your female sidekick. 1233 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,160 She doesn't, yes. Yeah, misunderstood. 1234 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,120 You're just doing crime because you've you're because your 1235 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,640 grandma's not well and you're trying to and you're. 1236 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,400 Trying to fund an album and. You're trying to fund an album, 1237 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,120 right? To get. 1238 00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,360 Make your ground the better and man get rid of his alsome. 1239 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:06,080 And then I go, hey, will the beast William, the William 1240 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,400 beast? How about you join a department 1241 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,560 there and you're like, I've always wanted to be a fucking 1242 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,720 peeler because you can't do accents. 1243 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,520 Oh, and when you catch bad guys, you freestyle and you rap. 1244 00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,720 Yeah, you rap you. Rap You never thought you'd get 1245 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,160 caught. Yeah, you rap until they 1246 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,160 confess. Yeah. 1247 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,000 Yeah, That's no, that's why it's called the Beast. 1248 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,640 So we bring them in the interrogation room, right? 1249 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,840 And we're like, like, you can do good cop, bad cop. 1250 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,760 I've been in there for an hour. Yeah, you've been there for 1251 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,200 hours. Like hands on him. 1252 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,760 Get nothing out of them. Yeah, full tea cup, right. 1253 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,320 Get nothing out of them. And I go bring in the beast. 1254 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,840 And then you come in like, yo-yo, yo, we know you fucking 1255 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,320 did it because you're trying to fucking win it. 1256 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,800 Do it right. And then the guys. 1257 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,680 How are you going to spin it? Yeah, I fucking killed her. 1258 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,280 And you're, you're only here. You're only here because you're 1259 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,440 on a red light. But that's because wildebeest. 1260 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,960 That's what wildebeest does. Good you are. 1261 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,040 Yeah, not commissioning this. And then you walk out, you're 1262 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,200 like, you're welcome, boys. And you throw a matchstick into 1263 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,080 your mouth, but it's let you right burning. 1264 00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,960 Right. Listen to me, listen to me. 1265 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,560 We need to shoot away something for this. 1266 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,640 Yeah, damn. Think it's called Brooklyn. 1267 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:12,760 No, no, Yep. What the whole episode they're 1268 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,200 doing, I had to throw on it. Yeah. 1269 00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,880 OK. Well, we'll get that made. 1270 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:18,760 What have you auditioned for that you haven't? 1271 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,920 Got all. Like what? 1272 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,320 Deal was saying at the minute. Oh, you don't get that? 1273 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:27,800 Either do you get that? Don't get that one I. 1274 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:32,200 Wish I knew someone who got it. Oh, just drop my fucking really 1275 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,440 expensive sunglasses on to my phone. 1276 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,040 What else did you audition for that you didn't? 1277 00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:38,160 Get by the way, want to hear something mad? 1278 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,520 Didn't audition for it, just got it. 1279 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,240 You did for a different. Role. 1280 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:46,880 I didn't get that. I got man walking by three, but 1281 00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,200 still. When do you film? 1282 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,280 Two weeks. Oh, delighted for you. 1283 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,840 Delighted. And then I film again. 1284 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,000 There's another block in June. Remember you had angry me for me 1285 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,920 because I got lost the audition then but just said no. 1286 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:00,840 And you're angry. For you. 1287 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,720 But you went your fucking heads away. 1288 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,920 I was like, I just don't want it. 1289 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,000 It's like the girls called up to you in the bar and you're 1290 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,600 watching WrestleMania. Well, he does what Willie wants 1291 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,160 on Willie's terms. Like when you turned on a 1292 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,440 threesome. Never messed up like Caravan. 1293 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:16,640 Well, he does what Willie wants on Willie's terms, and this is, 1294 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,640 well, the base catch phrase in the show. 1295 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,640 It's. A really long catch phrase. 1296 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,560 Yeah, that's not regulation. Well, he does what Willie wants 1297 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,400 on the next term. How many, how much P? 1298 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,480 How much dialogue do you have? Can you talk about? 1299 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,640 It like at the minute I don't know, actually don't know. 1300 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,800 I think I don't know. I don't know if I can talk about 1301 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,200 if I can't talk. About change your appearance I. 1302 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,280 Hope not, because it's not going to get any better. 1303 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,760 Are you excited? Seem to get the roles that I 1304 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,800 get. When you get that much act and 1305 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,040 work, it just becomes part of your job. 1306 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,600 What else have you auditioned for? 1307 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,160 You hung up any other cop kind of shows. 1308 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,440 Do you audition Game of Thrones? Whatever it was going on? 1309 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,040 No. No. 1310 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,440 Blue lights. I can only Ben Joffrey in Game 1311 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,880 of Thrones. You could have been Tommen. 1312 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,360 Who's that? Jeffrey's rebroar. 1313 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,200 I'm on a. Joffrey now. 1314 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,520 I could have been a stunt double for the midgets. 1315 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:09,760 Yeah, no, I was in front. Oh yeah, enough. 1316 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,680 No, not all. No, fuck off. 1317 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,960 I could have been held or. Do you know what I would like to 1318 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,520 but line it? Highlight door. 1319 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,120 He's already shot. I think they've already shot it 1320 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,960 and shot some of it. Of the audition for. 1321 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,680 It no, but I would like to. Do you know what's upset me 1322 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,160 though? So that the spin off. 1323 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:28,240 That's a line. Yes, I have that. 1324 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,440 Just. Remembered. 1325 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,440 Yes, I have. Night of the Seven Kingdoms, had 1326 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,320 they been shot so fast? Really. 1327 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,040 Yeah, and none of us have been asked what it when's the? 1328 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,520 Show up your own home we. Haven't been out right? 1329 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,040 Let's pitch. That's what we do with you. 1330 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,400 I'll go. No, I don't want to. 1331 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,680 Mickey, let's pitch to be in it. Yeah, I think we should. 1332 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,800 What is it, a Game of Thrones spin off? 1333 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,520 Yeah. Or what if I'm only dragon 1334 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,480 trainer? Yeah, because the Dragons are 1335 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,000 still knocking about, I think, right? 1336 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,080 Or maybe they're not. They're not knocking. 1337 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,680 About more fire. That's not bad. 1338 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,080 Worst trainer ever I. I could be the guy that tells 1339 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,760 him to go loose with the arrows. Yo, do you know what you do? 1340 00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,040 You operate the four calls. Port calls. 1341 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:08,000 Well, not the way you do it. You go. 1342 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,240 Down I could just fill the boat. Somehow easy. 1343 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,800 Would that be your? Your lines are down or up. 1344 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,280 Yeah, right. Yeah, I could be teaching in 1345 00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,560 aerobics class in the 19 seven King you're. 1346 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:23,000 You're you're the hog spinner, the spit roast. 1347 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:27,480 He's the hog. Give me up because of the spit 1348 00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,480 roast, not because of the nose. They put a red apple in your 1349 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:33,760 mouth, you're like No2. No, it's about the Targaryens, 1350 00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:35,320 isn't it? I could be one of them. 1351 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,760 They could be a target. They ride their family. 1352 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,480 I could be one of them. Far enough. 1353 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,280 No, I am one of. Them I have their look. 1354 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,680 You don't. They're very. 1355 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:46,400 White hair. Yep. 1356 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,240 Pale white hair, Yeah. Yeah, if I if I was Game of 1357 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,960 Thrones, I'm up the wall like. Yeah, we're very much more. 1358 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,280 We're a wall man. Yeah, you're King's Land and 1359 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,760 we're Wall. I may be a wildling. 1360 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,120 It could be the wee fat wildling. 1361 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,320 You be like torment. Yeah, the shortest wildling. 1362 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,640 Yep. Doing while he's a while hang 1363 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,000 him I'd. Be a bastard child. 1364 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,320 Right, I've got an idea. No, that's we obviously do it as 1365 01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:10,760 a sketch. We film audition tapes for To Be 1366 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,720 in This. See. 1367 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,320 Right. Yes. 1368 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,760 I have no notes. Do you like it? 1369 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,720 I love it. Let's film audition tapes for a 1370 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,880 show that ended 10 years ago. No for this new 10 for the new 1371 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:23,440 one. Yeah, yeah, all. 1372 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,800 Right. And they might see it and they 1373 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,400 might get us in it. Yes, get up. 1374 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,400 That's from 19 Seven Kingdoms. What the wall Way to the talk? 1375 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:32,560 Who goes there? Well, the main character is 1376 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,440 Irish. Really. 1377 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,560 Yeah, big handsome devilty. Is this I thought, oh it's your 1378 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,000 man fucking? Bart Freeman. 1379 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,280 Do you know what? Bart Freeman doesn't look on 1380 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,680 like that guy. What's his fucking name? 1381 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,000 Constantine. There's a party. 1382 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,840 Constantine. No, no, you're thinking of the 1383 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,840 other spin off. You're thinking of the. 1384 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,760 The seven Dragons and. The. 1385 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,040 The mother? No, this is. 1386 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,280 Dragon cups Dragon. Dragon Ball. 1387 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,080 Why? Don't get, oh, I'm thinking of 1388 01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,200 the House of Dragon. Yeah, yeah. 1389 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,240 Duncan Ballantine, Yeah. You're thinking yeah, House of 1390 01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,160 Fraser. King's Landing, I'm out. 1391 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,360 You haven't got the Dragons, you haven't got the army, you 1392 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,720 haven't got the support of the realms. 1393 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,880 I don't why. Do they have 7 accents in one? 1394 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:16,640 This is Duncan Ballantine. That's Ravi Shankar. 1395 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:20,840 Is Dalton you haven't got the support of the Realms somebody? 1396 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,960 By the way, comments Well they actually did feature some of 1397 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,160 Ravi's music in in Game of Thrones, so. 1398 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,440 Yeah, these fucking losers don't know their shatar. 1399 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,080 Yeah, we are. Telling what's been getting me 1400 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,880 is this lost one. Well, actually, velociraptors 1401 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,640 weren't that big. That's that's been making me 1402 01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:34,480 laugh. Yeah. 1403 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,320 What was a normal velociraptor? Jurassic Park Velociraptor. 1404 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,520 Actually, I didn't know. Go outside, you fucking lose. 1405 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,760 You got a comment you made me laugh so fucking hard under. 1406 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,640 I did that photo, Steven, on the exact same suit I have. 1407 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,240 And then someone commented, they're not laughing at the 1408 01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:51,120 suit, they're laughing at you dot dot dot. 1409 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:55,320 You're a fucking idiot. You also got hit pretty hard in 1410 01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,120 that driving clip. What where you were like, I 1411 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,600 can't drive, you know, I've got this black box installed in my 1412 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,080 car now and it might take my car off me. 1413 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,320 And somebody just wrote. Couldn't happen to a better guy. 1414 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,880 I saw that and I just replied. Cheers mate. 1415 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:12,840 There's also a comment that fuck he looks about 40 this profile 1416 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,560 so it sent it to you like cheers man, I'll show you that. 1417 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,520 What do you look like? Do we face Oh? 1418 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,520 Not good. Yeah. 1419 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,160 All right, boys, we'll leave it there. 1420 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,960 By the way, this is episode 50, so thanks for anybody who's 1421 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,440 still. The Half Century 1422 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,280 patreon.com/lazy Boys If you would like more content, we're 1423 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,200 going to jump over there right now for The Afters where we'll 1424 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,760 go a little bit a little bit looser A. 1425 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,880 Little bit, get a little. Bit sillier. 1426 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:47,560 Shane Talk comedy.com I'm playing America in May, 1 show 1427 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,320 in New York in June and then Australia in October. 1428 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,640 Williamthompsoncomedy.com I'm on tour. 1429 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,480 We're adding a show in Cork because that one is selling out 1430 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,880 at a show in Dublin. Added show in Bangor and 1431 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,080 Glasgow. Tickets for Belfast are running 1432 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,080 low. We're also doing OMA, which I've 1433 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,560 never sell. Sell more than 40 tickets in 1434 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:09,880 OMA. I would like to beat that and 1435 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,680 tickets for Derry. Upgraded to a bigger room and 1436 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:16,040 I'll be doing the end of Fringe. I'm on my holidays but thanks 1437 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,320 for your support. Thanks for having me bought 1438 01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:21,960 ticket to Lazy Boys live. Live I must get round up where 1439 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,200 you can't. Get them on the day you'll get 1440 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,120 this on the day it's fucking so late. 1441 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:28,800 You need to watch that too.