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We're going to do Friendly Friday, the Black Friday
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2000s? Are people still doing that?
Do people still sit out in the cold and try to get in there and
like run through the door, be the first person to buy the
television that's like $75 off? I don't know.
I feel like you'd be better off not waiting all night and maybe
just panhandling or getting a job at McDonald's like the lady
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All right. That's a lot.
Where's where's Steve Friend? Do we have Steve Friend?
Is he on the line? Has he been interrupted in
service? There he is.
Hey, buddy. Hey, hopefully the feds are not
working today, so we don't have any interruptions like we did
last week. Well, they certainly weren't
working yesterday. We're going to start off with a
couple things here. 1st, I'm going to prime you to let you
know that I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving.
Did you have a nice one by yourself?
Yeah, it was a little lonely, but at the same time, the
families come home today we're going to do our a slightly
belated Thanksgiving celebration, the friend
household. So it'll be fine.
I get to eat all the Turkey I want because apparently I'm the
only person in America who enjoys.
Giving Turkey, we're going to have that debate.
So God has a plan. We don't always know what God's
plan is until after the fact. I set up the great debate
yesterday. I was going to do it with
Garrett O'boyle. We were going to talk Turkey
versus steak and then we didn't get to it because we had other
things going on. But it turns out that Garrett
and I are actually on team steak anyway.
I'm not just the the president of the Make America Steak Again
Foundation. I'm also a practitioner of the
steak again. So we're going to talk about
that and it's been safe for you. You're going to be able to argue
a position you actually believe in.
Nobody knows why you believe in that.
Nobody knows why Turkey is the thing, but we're going to do it
before you do that. Unfortunately, this is going to
be your last family Thanksgiving because Thanksgiving is racist
and it's going to get cancelled. Ryan's got a video to kind of
get you in the mood. Ladies and gentlemen, If you
don't know Thanksgiving is not about Turkey and gratitude and
family and fun and touch football games in the front
yard. It's actually about genocide and
racism. Let's go ahead and roll video #1
and just get ourselves in the mood now that it's over.
Right around the corner, I wanted to turn the mic over to
Cross Connection Favorite and my friend Jassi Ross for this
week's essay and his take on the real story of Thanksgiving and
some history you probably never. Read in your.
Schoolbooks. OK, Mythanako Umakumsuka.
My name is Jossi Ross. I come from the Amscopygunny
nation. The mythology of Thanksgiving
closely mirrors the mythology of America.
That mythology is the image that white Americans love to see of
themselves. White settlers come to a strange
land in good faith, bringing something of great value that
enriches the people who are already here.
The natives also bring something of immense value, equal
exchange, that closely mimics the mythology of white America.
It is how America wants to see itself.
The truth, of course, of Thanksgiving is much different.
The truth is, Pilgrims did not bring Turkey, sweet potato pie
or cranberries to Thanksgiving. They could not.
They were broke. They were broken.
Their hands were out. They were begging.
They brought nothing of value. But they got fed.
They got schooled. Thanksgiving, It makes sense.
There is much for white Americans to be thankful for.
But I'm still trying to figure out what indigenous people
received of value. Instead of bringing stuffing and
biscuits, those settlers brought genocide and violence.
That genocide and violence is still on the menu as state
sponsored violence against Native and black Americans is
commonplace and violent private white supremacy is celebrated
and subsidized. From Stone Child Chief State to
Mike Brown to Renee Davis, Brianna Taylor to Eric Gardner,
indigenous and black people are still being murdered by those
paid to. Protect us.
From Ahmaud Arbery to Trayvon Martin, white Americans are
still killing Native and black Americans with No Fear of
reprisal. They brought shadow slavery to
Africans and Native people. That still happens through the
prison industrial complex that imprisons the descendants of
enslaved Africans and natives at far disparate numbers.
That is the reality of Thanksgiving.
Many of us are still waiting for white Americans to bring some
value. Still waiting for White America
to match the mythology of Thanksgiving, Freedom, Justice.
Equality. Reparations for 2 1/2 billion
acres of stolen Native land. Reparations for 246 years of
stolen labor. Reparations for stealing Native
children. Stop the killing.
It's still happening. Stop the theft.
It's still happening. Return the land.
Match the mythology. Then and only then we can all be
equally thankful. Peace.
I don't know how he he ends it so strong.
Do you have any sense that he was probably talking on a
indigenously created camera system and an indigenously
created Internet with an indigenously created laptop of
some kind? Is that most likely the way that
he was communicating with MSNBC there?
100% or he was committing cultural appropriation as he
would define it. Where do you think that sweater
was made? Do you think his mom made that?
Or was that made in the sweatshop in Pakistan that made
it look like his mom made it? Exactly.
That's exactly what happens. And I think you can probably
speak to this, to the the pow wow ceremonies that go on on
Native American reservations and how.
They're not authentic. They're basically, no, they're
totally authentic. But they just involve booze and
fighting, is my experience. It's like double staff, the
police locally. I, I, and I want to frame this
exactly correctly because you're the right guy.
I didn't even think about it until it started running.
And I was like, of course, Steve Friend, you've worked on Indian
reservations in the United States.
You are one of the few FBI agents who spent a significant
amount of time doing that job. You've locked up, let's say,
hundreds. I think that's probably
accurate. Of Indians.
Was it primarily because they were being assaulted by white
people? Or could you maybe kind of give
some instinct about what the violence on Native reservations
looks like in real life? Yeah, Well, so it tends to be
like it is around the country where it's intra racial, where
it's white on white, black on black, native on native.
In fact, in order for it to be a federal crime, the victim
typically has to be native actually have to get the blood
quantum necessary to charge that so.
All the Native Americans who I put into incarceration had
assaulted or somehow violated another Native American.
There was no white, black or Mexican or whatever Asian
victim. They're all Native American
victims. So in essence, I was standing up
for those people. That's always how I sort of
viewed my role. There's not being the the
colonist who was coming in and and.
With chattel slavery to put you in a federal prison, now you
harmed through fraud or force another person.
And I don't care who they are, they just happen to have the
right amount of blood quantum for me to come in with a federal
charge. And I was there to stand, as in
the gap, to protect that person or at least give them some form
of justice afterwards. And for you to argue that that
what I was doing was somehow immoral.
I think you're spitting in the face of the victim, the the rape
victim who was raped by another Indian.
Yes, yeah. Did you have any white people
that lived on the Res, the multiple reservations that you
were dealing with? Yes, we did.
We did. There's a lot of farmland out
there too. So there there were some farms
and then also people who were because the blood quantum level
has now been so diluted. Can you explain what that is?
People are hearing it and they're going like, what in the
world is a blood quantum? It sounds like it sounds like a
sequel to Quantum of Solace from from James Bond maybe?
It look to explain this you will shock the conscience of persons
that you would think this is 2023.
In order for the federal government to have some sort of
Nexus, for it to be a special jurisdiction, the victim of the
crime has to have a blood quantum that qualifies them with
for enrollment in a Native American tribe, which would mean
just basic Punnett Square Mom's a native, dad's not.
That gives you 50% next generation down if if it's 25%
if there's no other natives introduced.
Next generation down and no other names introduced.
That's 12 1/2 percent. It has to be over a certain
threshold that depends on the tribe.
The tribe votes on what that threshold equals, by the way.
And it yeah, it's it's actually a big vote because the benefits
get disseminated, dispersed, and if you have a low quantum then
people can enroll in your tribe and take benefits from the
tribe. And there were people that
obviously I had two reservations that were neighboring they
borders touched. So you had people that could
pick their own tribe that they wanted to affiliate with because
their heritage had both tribes in their within their lineage
and they would just go to the one that had the better benefits
and then they would get on the rolls.
Did you guys ever play the game, native or not?
No, we didn't have the roles like you did.
Those were not updated, but that sounds like, well they're not
updated. I mean they're not updated, but
it's a good time to, to do that. For those of you who haven't
seen the show, let me, let me just give Steve the the taste of
it and you guys can a taste as well.
In the Blackfoot reservation up in Montana, which is where one
of my buddies works, I sat there for 30 days and the guys would
play this game called Native or not where they would literally
go to the roles, right. The roles could be usually it's
digitalized, but this was non functional, this was Blackfoot.
So they had this thick book that looked like a telephone book,
and you would open it up and it would just be all the names of
the people that were in the tribes.
And the guys would read out a funny name.
And then you'd have to guess whether they were being serious
native or not. You'd you'd assess how deep into
the book they were. Did they roughly get to the
right level of the alphabet to be able to say the thing they
were saying? And the weirdest one I ever
heard was Dolores Stinktit, which was a real Native name.
Real native. Real native, for sure.
The more absurd they were, the funnier they were in there, and
they would look at you like you were a crazy person.
You'd be like, that's your real name, and you'd be kind of
choking it back and they'd be like, yeah, why wouldn't it be?
No sense of humor about names on the Blackfoot.
The two tribes I dealt with were one had those.
Those sort of like nature names, you know, be like Big Fire or
White Bear. Heavy Runner was my favorite
heavy runner or many guns. I like the name, many guns that
would have been my family's name.
It'd be like, you know, Kyle, many guns, son of Charlie, many
guns. That kind of thing.
Big big fan. That's pretty awesome, but which
is why I also got criticized. I remember I was taking a woman
to jail. I arrested her and was
transporting her to Omaha, which is like, I don't know, like 100
Mile Drive because you're on your own.
You're your own transport crew. I did not have a secondary agent
with me. I don't even have a whole SWAT
team or like an armored BearCat or anything.
You're just doing solos. Nope.
Just solo. Just me.
And I remember I was driving her and she was trying to play the
card that this gentleman from MSNBC was so.
She asked me what, what I did for a living and I said, well, I
investigate Indian country for the FBI And she said that's a
really offensive term. And I said, well that's in the
federal code book and you see the road, the sign that we just
passed it said Indian Reservation.
You guys call yourself your mascot is the Chiefs.
So let's slow your roll on that. And then she asked me my last
name and I said friend and she said that's a stupid name.
And I said, well, I'm not named after a weather condition or an
animal. So I got that going for me,
right? Although I did have a guy that
went through the Academy with me, whose name was Storm.
His last name was Storm, and I felt like Agent Storm is a
pretty strong, good last name. If you're going to be a weather
condition, at least it should be like an aggressive, angry one if
you're going. To be a or, he has to be a
weatherman after that, right? Storm Jackson, you know,
bringing you the Mega Doppler Radar radio.
It's your first name. I don't know if it counts.
If you're named after a Confederate general and a
weather condition, then you get to like and that's pretty bad.
That was the other tribe. They were all named after Civil
War generals. We had grants in Fremont and
Lee's. It was crazy that you had these
two tribes that were next to each other.
They, they actually shared a border and and then you could
tell just from the person's name, they're like, oh, that's
an Omaha, oh, that's a Winnebago right away.
The thing that I think is really important that we just kind of
highlighted though, is that the word Indian, which I use all the
time and I didn't use before that.
I I'd said things like Native American because I grew up in
places where people try to be sensitive about this, but it's
literally in the federal code #1, they're literally called
Indian reservations, like, legally speaking.
And then the people, they wouldn't say, like, oh, are you
Native American? Like they'd be like, oh, he's
not an Indian. Like, I would hear people say
that all the time when I was in New Mexico.
And I was like, yeah, he's not, yeah.
He's not not Indian. So he's not going to be, he's
not going to be an appropriate subject of an investigation.
We're going to send this off to state police.
And how about the question of somebody being within your
family? You would say is, oh, he's my
brother. You say, Is that your Indian
brother or your real brother? Because the way the way they
were raised, it could be their cousin.
But because they were raised by the same grandma, that's my
brother, right? And you have the same sort of
thing, too. Everybody is their cousin,
whether they're related or not. They use the word cousin all the
time over there. That was very confusing for me.
It's, which is another sort of Indian culture.
Ryan's over there. His head just went like, no
idea. All right.
So we're going to get into a little bit of the debate.
I I wanted to cover that. Just the fact that that we're
not going to have Thanksgiving next year because of genocide,
because of racism, because theft is is being brought to the table
because of all the the horrible killing has to stop.
Everything about that guy is despising.
I I refer to him as a racist Dick head on Twitter, which I'm
sure is going to get some. Do you think he has a Coexist
bumper sticker? I think he has a white
girlfriend. I think he has a white
girlfriend and I think that I think that he was a regular.
I think he was a regular dude until he started dating a white
girlfriend who was an Uber. Lib Do you think he likes girls?
It's 5050. You're right, he could have a
white boyfriend, but he definitely has a white
counterpart that he is spending his life with because how else
would he be so affirmed to be so angry about all this stuff?
All that stuff is out there. So let's let's do, let's do
Turkey versus steak. I think that's a little bit of a
light hearted thing. We kind of took on the thing,
Turkey versus steak. Look at that.
Ryan just set this thing up. OK, this is the debate.
You already know what side I'm sitting on.
But before we get to Steve Friends, impassioned defense of
Turkey as a favorite meat, much like Mitt Romney loves hot dogs,
Steve Friend love Simpson Turkey.
OK, we heard this. Now I'm going to play a couple
of things that are going to sway the audience's favor.
And because it's my show, I am prepared for this.
And you are not #1. Today is Black Friday.
We've got a great video about what goes on in Florida when the
indigenous creatures get access to Black Friday.
We're going to play video #2, Ryan, and we're just going to
sort of slant it because Steve Friend lives in Florida.
I want you guys to factor this into your decisions as we get
ready to vote. I'm going to need you guys to do
not the live chat, but the comments.
Pretty soon we're going to need to put comments in on which one
you're going to favor. OK, let's go.
Video #2, this is Black Friday in Florida.
Go. Get out of there.
Gator don't play no shit, you hear?
You feel me, Gator? Never been about that.
Never. Never been about playing no
shit. So listen, if you're in a pool
with a Gator, you're already suspect.
Now, we actually have some footage of of Steve Friend.
As you guys know, he runs 12 miles every morning.
That's kind of like part of the legend, the ethos of Steve
Friend. We actually have found what
happens when Steve runs into a complete stranger on his run in
the morning, and he's so far into his run that he's like
borderline hypoxic. He's left the aerobic curve.
He's in the anaerobic curve. He makes strange decisions too.
So let's play this footage of Steve Friend from earlier this
week and this might this might sway your judgment on what he
thinks. Go ahead and play that video 3
How's your knee dude? You OK?
And. It left a mark, but you know,
through the remedies of the Eastern European.
Strain that my wife brings to the table a lot of butter and
baking soda and boiled potatoes. She was trying to cook you, man.
She was going to make you Thanksgiving dinner.
Why do people like Gator so much in Florida?
What's going on there? You're a new transplant, so I
know this is like a new culture to you, but you've you've you've
embraced it. You're a season pass holder.
Oh yeah, Gatorland is, is the bomb man.
That's the only place I take the.
I get Black Friday sales going on today for black for for
Gatorland and this is the the gem.
I I feel bad putting this out there because it's going to hurt
my attendance because it's going to attract more people there.
This is just outside of Orlando for me to take my two kids to.
I get to turn off like 2 exits before the Disney traffic and
then go to Gatorland where there's 3500 alligators and for
$15 per person for in state residents.
We get to watch them wrangle alligators.
It's like SeaWorld with Gators. They How much does it cost to
get bit by an alligator? Nothing.
The experience is free. Love it, but it'll last a
lifetime. Yes, I I have.
What was that guy doing? Why was that guy trying to dance
with the Gator? Why was he getting down there?
First of all, that is my absolute favorite song.
I'm going to have to go and do What was the what the system
used to be able to like, ask was it.
It wasn't Pandora. Shazam.
Shazam.
I got to Shazam that song and find out.
Thank you Ryan. That was very good.
I need to Shazam that song and put that on my running.
Contract. That should be the way I start
all my runs because it's like I kind of see what's going on with
you. Yeah, but Gator Bite got him.
They got him right in the knee. All right, The the experience is
free, but it lasts a lifetime, $15 per person for for season
passes. No $15.00 for for daily season
passes. For each of us, it was under
$100 for the year. For the whole family, yeah.
And that's good eating. Oh yeah, Can you feed them?
Can you feed the Gators? Yep.
You feed them, they they, they give you hot dogs.
That's why when I went. There give you hot dogs, Mitt
Romney, Romney. I was like I had a Romney
sighting. We were feeding them hot dogs.
They they have like fishing poles that you the kids can can
feed the little ones. You can go see the big ones
that. Are is Mitt Romney a lizard
person? Is he a Gator?
I think he's an underground dwelling person, no question.
OK, in a sewer. He's a billionaire, so he says
Oh. You think that might be a fraud?
He hasn't paid his taxes, according to Harry Reid, so we
don't know. OK, All right.
That's that's troubling. Let's, let's hear your take.
Why is Turkey the best meat? Why is it Steve Friend's
favorite meat? I, the people want to know.
All right, here's here's my case here.
First of all, I can't. I can't do the red meat.
And this is. This ties back to our favorite
ex-girlfriend, the FBII was never a big steak fan, but I
actually had to be Heimlich at the FBI Academy when I was
trying to eat one of their steaks, and now I have.
You choked on an FBI steak. I did.
I almost got killed before my first day on the job.
One of my classmates had to Heimlich made to save me.
So I always have a lot of apprehension when it comes to
eating steak. I like that you added.
I think you just have apprehension when it comes to
eating as made it. It's one.
It's 1 almond whether you need it or not every 24 hours.
I watched you go for like 6 days and not eat at all.
Well I saved up so like last night I was by myself.
Family's gone did the solo Thanksgiving celebration so.
Do you like candles for yourself?
I I had like 4 lbs of Turkey last night by myself.
It was fantastic. Was it Did you cook the Turkey
or is it like sliced Turkey breast?
It was smoked Turkey eye. It was did.
It come from Publix. Yeah, I think so.
One of them, yeah, it was it was pre cooked.
I mean two hours in the oven. I mean I'm not.
I'm not, I'm not Tony who's Sonia Lavasco's husband who's
cooking everything up from scratch.
But I mean I can make my way around a bowl of cereal or an
omelet. That's about my skills.
So throw it in the oven for me. And my wife was like make sure
you put the thermometer on the inside.
Yes, that's important. But look, I'll.
I'll tell you the same thing I told Jesse Kelly yesterday, who
again shares your sentiment that, you know, turkeys ate some
reviled, horrible meal. The Pilgrims had higher tea
levels for a reason, because they sucked it up and ate the
Turkey so well. The Turkey ate the the the the
pilgrims ate Turkey because it's a dumb animal and they hadn't
gotten agriculture started or animal husbandry going yet, so
they just grabbed whatever the dumbest bird was that was
running around on the ground. That's how much it does it.
Just crap. Whatever's running around on the
ground, hence the alligator footage.
See it all. It actually comes back in.
That was a professional Segway. I like the the way that we can
say Make America Steak again. The acronym is Massa, which is
also racist, which is also why we can't do Thanksgiving
anymore. It's why we can't have nice
things, Steve. But Masa, Make America Steak
again. If you ran on a political
platform of Make America Steak again, do you think there's any
place that would normally vote red that would change their
mind? No, no, I think you'd be pretty
pretty firm ground. And then what about blue places?
There's some blue places that might change their mind if steak
was the menu. If steak was the menu, I think
you would need to toss in a couple of other things, like no
more daylight savings time. Oh, I'm into that too.
Yeah, No, obvious that's that's all part of the Massa.
The Massa platform, Yeah. I mean, and Halloween's always
on a Saturday. Those sort of things I think we
can all coexist with. All Right, Hold.
On we didn't. We didn't.
We didn't plan this out. But Halloween should be on a
Saturday, yes? My wife and I have this weird
idea and and we don't know where it came from and maybe you know
where it came from, but in my wife's head, which means now in
my head, I believe that whatever the last Saturday before actual
Halloween is supposed to be, when Halloween is observed like
a federal holiday. Yes, right.
Because they're kid. It's a kids holiday at this
point. It's a kids holiday.
It's fun for the kids. I mean, I think Garrett probably
sees some some Pagan rituals there he's worried about.
It my wife is now worried about that too.
My wife is like, that's the thing about people who have been
converted in their adult life. Is it like they she's like,
should we be watching this vampire show?
And I'm like, I don't know is it bad?
And she was like, well, is it is it like worshipping the occult?
And I'm like I'm not worshipping it.
I'm just watching people biting and humping people I don't know
I don't want to watch it either. I'm fine with us watching
something else. Let's go watch extraction.
That sounds way better. Which is the story of a dentist.
No, it's the story of a. British special operator guy.
But yeah, I I think that we should have Thanksgiving.
I mean, Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is always on a
Thursday. The date changes, right, Yes.
The it's a well, I mean it was second to last Thursday and then
FDR moved it to the third Thursday so we could have a
Black Friday to help the economy and that that's that was the
origin of it. Totally reasonable.
Totally into it. But more importantly.
If we can move Thanksgiving around, it's not on a fixed
date. It's based on, like, you know,
the same as Easter. Easter is based on the lunar
calendar, it's based on what Passover is and so on.
Let's move Halloween the 31st. Seems stupid.
You can have all the normal things.
You can have All Saints Day on the 1st, that's still good.
But the last the last Saturday or the most?
The closest Saturday? It should be the one that's done
before. Before the end, the last
Saturday in October kids, if it's for the kids, they can't go
trick or treating, especially if they're young And and it also
depends regionally like when I was a kid and I lived up in New
Jersey, you went out after school to go trick or treating
and then when it got dark you went home because it was
bedtime. And it was cold.
When in the South, it doesn't start until the sun goes down.
So like I got a six year old man because it's hot at 10:00 PM.
Yes, the Super, the superhero costumes are not really
conducive to like letting the breeze flow.
I mean, they're those kids are trapped in there.
When you were a kid, did your mom make you a costume or did
you guys buy costumes? Mix, mix.
We had a couple of Could we? Show you a costume.
That was that inner capabilities?
No, no. I mean it was more like
decorations with like the glue and and the sparkles or
whatever, whatever it was for like my sister, that sort of
stuff. But we weren't really high tech.
It wasn't like the muscle shirts that my kids have.
Like my, my son walked out and was like, check out my ABS, dad.
And it was $17.00 from Chinese on Amazon delivered in a day.
Yes, it's pretty wild like my wife last minute she was like,
hey, you have a legit flight suit.
I created a costume that I always wear the same one now
because I'm grown up and I don't want to put any effort into it.
But when I left the military, I grabbed a bunch of flight suits,
including some desert flight suits, which are in fact the
pattern that the Ghostbusters wore when they were doing.
The original Ghostbusters in the 80s.
So I have a a laminated. I have a a legit name tag for
Venkman who was the best Ghostbuster and I have the
Ghostbusters patches and all this other stuff And so I can go
out and I put on a like a a belt and I roll out there with some
gloves and stuff like that and and you know and on the back of
it it's stenciled you know Ghostbusters or whatever.
So I do that my wife was able to buy a matching one from Chinese
which is all like screen printed polymer and it showed up in a
few minutes for my son and then I was at Mara Lago with you
instead. So yes, I I had to miss as well
this year. But my younger kid doesn't care
about costumes so he just gets to hand me down.
He just wants candy which makes it easier for us.
My older kid has got a refined taste he he wants like the
superhero, but he he can't just be like a regular suit.
It has to be some obscure hero and that's where the Chinese
deliver for us every time. So like he he wanted to be
Shazam once and we got a Shazam suit that had a lightning bolt
that lit up. I mean just insane.
Nobody else was buying it. So you probably.
Got a deal on it? Yes, they were like we made all
these Shazam's and nobody wanted them.
Shazam which also will help you identify the song which is still
in my head after a year. You are a professional
broadcaster, just looping it right back.
I just hear it in there. OK.
So folks, if you're in the live chat right now, first of all
give us a thumbs up and a like. We would appreciate that.
Go ahead and give us the like until it turns green on
rumble.com/kyle Serafin. And then on top of that, now is
the time. Steve's impassioned vote Do you
make an impassioned vote other than higher testosterone?
Is there a flavor? Is there a flavor coming off
there? We got, we went down some sort.
Of OK, let's not go down. Make your strong pitch the the
top three reasons why Turkey is a great meat for Thanksgiving
123 And then people comments I I need your comments below.
Whether or not you agree, go ahead.
All right, So I'm a totally selfish Thanksgiving person.
So I like Turkey because I have no competition for white meat,
which I prefer. So I get to eat all that and
nobody fights me for it. So that's number one.
OK, #2 is clearly because my wife, actually that's one of the
few dishes that she specializes in and makes really well.
She she has it locked in and dialed in like a lot of people
screw up in the make Turkey. She's got to figure it out.
She knows how to do it, so hers is never dry.
It's always very tasty meal. And I would say also again,
selfish reasons because nobody seems to really appreciate
Turkey. I'm able to pick it up at
relatively cheap prices at the day after Thanksgiving and
freeze large quantities of it at my house, so.
Today is Black Friday is when you go stock up on Turkey for
the year. I'm running straight to the
store. I'm I'm getting Turkey.
We have a freezer. Some people buy steers.
I just buy turkeys. I love it.
All right, noted. All right, I'm going to go my my
3 counterpoints here #1 Turkey is a dumb animal, and it's only
eaten by people who like to eat dumb animals.
Cows are dumb. They're far smarter.
I think pigs are actually one of
the smartest. Animals They are, yeah, which is
why bacon is superior to all of those things.
If you could just eat bacon, you could, but then you'd be sick.
There's no known maximum dose of bacon that any human being has
ever been able to get to. Tracy Beans and I discussed the
other day. OK, so #1 Turkey or dumb animals
#2 You have to do a ton of things to make them taste good,
which is what you just said. Your wife has to have a special
recipe in order to make. A Turkey flavorful.
And we only do it once a year, so you only get one test.
So by the time you're ready to die, you've basically dialed in
your recipe. You can cook steak any time of
the year at all times. It's always better and all you
need is salt, pepper and garlic and it's always good.
You need fire, salt, pepper and garlic.
It's the easiest thing to do and that's why it's just simplicity.
It's readily available and it is the closest to human tissue you
can eat. Whatever complained about
getting the Turkey sweats, they get the meat sweats.
The Turkey sweats, Yeah. No, people get drugged out.
They go take naps after they eat Turkey.
Yeah. Strip the fan's fantastic.
You take that nap right after. I slept like a baby last night.
It was fabulous. I mean, I I was up by 6:00
because I was awake on the spot team.
I'm. Going to let people, We'll let
the people decide. Also consider the fact that that
Steve lives in Florida, he likes Gators, Gators by people white
and black. It's not racist.
Make America. Stake it, Put it down.
Rooting for you to win this argument so I can get cheap
turkeys today. No, that's what you should be
rooting for. self-interest. That's the American way.
That is the American way. OK, Speaking of Turkey Day and
things that make no sense whatsoever, let me do, let me do
4 patriots real quick. Because if you're not going to
eat Turkey and you're not going to stock up on that, you can
stock up on emergency foods. You hear it.
We just did that one. That was professional.
For patriots.com/kyle. For patriots.com/kyle you could
buy it as a as a Christmas gift too.
If you say, hey, I got family members that will never take
care of themselves and I don't want them coming and stealing
mustache, maybe I will get them squared away with an emergency
food gift. It's better than socks in some
ways. Unless you're just walking
everywhere you can get yourself one of these emergency cooking
bundles. It's going to be all the things
you need. Pretty interesting stuff.
Their food is is better than Turkey.
I'm going to just say it out there because I've eaten it and
I don't like Turkey and I prefer this stuff.
It's better than Mr. ES which is also important if you lived on
those. Other than our friend tac Penis
who lives in our live chat and thinks it's great, this is the
way to go. I have no idea what they're
showing you. Things burning on there.
I guess you could light logs on fire and then use that on the
cooking stove. I.
Think it comes to the fire starter.
Oh, is that what's going on there?
I haven't looked at all the this website is dense man.
Like you guys could sit there and just like peruse through a
fire and food. Fire and food is exactly that's
all you require. The you could cook steak and
some of the side dishes there from fourpatriots.com/kyle
fourpatriots.com/kyle. Check out something that might
keep you a little bit safer should things go sideways.
And they might, especially if they cancel Thanksgiving because
of the racism. You guys got to be careful about
that. It's a weird world.
So. Speaking of canceling
Thanksgiving and Speaking of some of the weird things that
are going on in the world, we had a a day that many of us did
not even know was an important national holiday.
But it is to the people in the federal government, including
our ex-girlfriend, the FBI, and it is called the Trans Day of
Remembrance. Now that happened on November
20th. It came and went without any
fanfare from the Kyle Serafin Show.
So I apologize for not letting people know about the Trans Day
of Remembrance. Ryan, maybe you could throw that
on the screen. There's the Trans Day of
Remembrance coming from the FB is Twitter account.
It says today. This is a long paragraph.
Today, in honor of #transgender Day of Remembrance.
We want to recognize those in the transgender community who
have fallen victim to hate crimes and reaffirm the hashtag
FB is commitment to protect all Americans.
Learn more today. Hashtag FBI jobs.
Weird Flex FBI jobs. And then one of their links and
there's a flag and it's a tranny flag and it's in the sun.
It's on a blue sky that somebody went out and shot.
And then it says Transgender Day of remembrance.
And then the FBI symbol and FBI jobs, 20,000 views.
Here's the real key, Released on November 20th at 9:00 AM.
Eastern Time, 9:00 AM Eastern Time.
The beginning of the day LED with Transgender Day of
Remembrance. Now, Steve, I'm going to put the
quarter into you and let you just run with this.
What is the problem with this particular thing compared to the
week of Thanksgiving? Maybe you can go and we've got
the graphic for you as well. Oh well, I mean, fault on you
for not remembering the Trans Day of Remembrance clearly.
But look, this is the FBI Jobs Twitter site and clearly it
indicates that the FBI is targeting particular candidates
for positions because they've cultivated, they're cultivating
a new agency that is woke and weaponized.
And the fact that they are highlighting this at 9:00 AM
most likely means that they had it pre programmed to drop at the
beginning of the work day because they had this day
circled on their calendar, which means it's very important to
them. They wanted to get their virtual
signaling in and make sure that they appeal to all the right
people in the most sincere way possible.
Because I do think that those those feelings that they have
are very sincere. They crafted this message.
This is obviously went through some sort of public affairs
office. They made sure that they said
everything the right way. I was kind of surprised there
was no pronouns in there at all. Interesting that they didn't
speak to any particular trans violence that they said people
are falling victim to. They I don't think they
remembered any. Yeah, nobody in specific but
what you can do, folks. If you want to go, check out
Matt Walsh's podcast. He debunked all the 27 people
that have died from trans hate violence.
More people than that die in a week in Chicago.
That's just how it works. Well, in any given month, I
guess more people are shot in any given week.
So anyway, but trans violence continue on because we're going
to, we're going to run down there.
What about Thanksgiving? Do they care about Thanksgiving?
No, in in light of that, I figured yesterday at least it's
that's a ground ball, man. Every single company
organization should just put that out.
You just put it on autopilot. You don't have to do anything.
And obviously, the FBI pays people to monitor its social
media accounts. And it's scheduled like they
they schedule Thanksgiving. Just the way that we can look
and find out when Easter's going to be in two years or we could
find out when Halloween is going to be, even though it should be
on Saturday. We can look and see which.
Which Thursday is Thanksgiving. Yeah, Yes, they know.
And you can set those. Look, there was kind of
unrelated, but I remember when Alan Combs, member of Hannity
and and Combs show died, he had a preset thing to go on his
social media account and hey, check me out tonight.
And people were really upset by that because it were to come out
that he had died and they said, well, did did he die or not?
And it was just because he put it automated.
You can schedule it. Yep.
And so. Let's throw.
Let's throw the thing out here and then you'll we'll we'll,
we'll get the context of why this happened.
Let's put up on the Ryan. If you'll throw up on the
screen, the FB is Thanksgiving message.
There it is. No paragraph necessary.
The hashtag FBI wishes you and your family a happy
Thanksgiving. They'll be outside monitoring
you obviously if you're a conservative and they just took
a generic fence with some generic leaves they threw.
The FB is little symbol on it in white, no color.
Just like a weak overlay. And it just says Happy
Thanksgiving from the Federal Bureau of Instigation.
Oh, sorry. Investigation.
Instigation. It could be either one.
And it was released at 7:30 PM. Wow, that was a good zoom. 7:30
PM on November 23rd yesterday with 100,000 views.
How many of those views came from you, Steve friend?
How many of them are inspired by what you got involved in?
You want to zoom in on the thing there too, Ryan?
Because it's pretty wild. Again. 9:00 AM on the 20th, the
Trans Day of Remembrance drops at the beginning of the day
Thanksgiving. They missed almost every single
person who eats. Is it relevant that you need a
message from the FBI on Thanksgiving?
No, you don't. But is it interesting?
Does it tell you what the priorities are?
Tell me what the Why do they drop it at 7:30 in the in the
evening? Oh, well, I think that they're
paying some holiday differential pay to the squad of agents who
monitors your social media and my social media because I found
that out and decided to mess with my ex-girlfriend a little
bit online. And I think it was around 6:00
Eastern that I noticed and put out a notification that neither
the FBI nor the DOJ had given the American people a happy
Thanksgiving message. And wouldn't you know it, they
scrambled The Jets and got that generic statement put out within
about an hour. Some intern had to leave the
Thanksgiving sort of post tryptophan coma situation, got
the got the bat phone call, and then had to go and gin up that
useless meme to throw out there from home.
I'm. I'm guessing and probably build
the whole day on holiday pay. Oh no, no question.
And look, you should not not be as offended as I am.
There's not even a Turkey put on that image like I mean.
There's no Turkey, no, no. It was just a generic.
Fence that was a generic fall picture that could have been
like autumn is coming. Make sure you check your your
thermostats that could have been the same thing.
Or or check your hoses so you don't have a, like a freezer
explosion. It's such a ground.
They could have even made it a woke thing.
They go, you know, today on Thanksgiving, the FBI is
thankful for all its trans employees.
They could have done something like.
That and they should have. They totally should have.
How many views did your tweet get before the FBI was able to
recover and try to throw out this, this useless, this useless
gesture? That's a good question.
I think it was probably around 20 or 30,000.
I think so too, yeah. I saw it about that time.
So 2030 thousand, which is not a small number of people.
That's a decent post on Twitter. Yeah.
For for account my size it's it's it's pretty big because you
know I I I got about I'm about closing in on a 50,000.
So my my sensors I actually get a bonus here for the next couple
days because my sensors typically don't work on weekends
and holidays so four straight days to me I got to I got to gin
up some some traffic some engagement maybe crash crash
over there at 50,000 mark. Yeah.
And then you're at 56,000 right now for that particular little
little insight. You can follow Steve at Real
Steve Friend at Real Steve Friend on Twitter or at Real
under score Steve Friend on True social.
Always easier when someone else Hawks your socials.
At Real Steve Friend. He's following me.
I'm following him. You guys can find it.
I retweeted some of the stuff on XI.
Don't want to say Z did. I don't want to say Z did.
I don't know what the they really, they really took a a
iconic brand that I hated and I came to like because it is like
twittering birds that don't matter.
And then then they made it. X&X just sounds like like
softcore porn. Is it?
Is it XXX? No, it's just One X.
It's just I think that was a heavy petting.
It's heavy. Petting.
What they used to talk about in middle school.
Do you remember? They'd be like third base is
heavy petting. I don't know what that meant.
It's like heavy petting. Yeah, it's.
It's Cinemax. Do you have a glove?
Yeah, it's Skinemax. We used to have one of my
buddies used to have Skinemax and they would do commentary on
it. It was it was the jokiest,
saddest thing I've ever seen. There'd be like 20 dudes
laughing. About whatever Cinemax would put
on it did Mystery Science. Theater one, Yeah.
One guy would get cable in the entire dorm room floor and
everybody would gather around and just laugh at it because it
was so silly. It was so absurd.
There was a lot of, like thrusting into, like, abdominal
regions. That didn't seem to make sense
biologically, But anyway, but there was like, you know, pretty
good music. That music that we heard earlier
from the Florida bike guy that's never gonna use floor man.
It would definitely have that. Are we doing American Radicals
tomorrow? Is that happening?
It's going to happen, man. Garrett and I ready to go.
We were going to debate even this Turkey thing, but is.
It going to be live or is it going to be tape?
What do we think? Should we do it?
Oh, you know, I I think we might do one more tape delay and then
be ready to go live December 2nd because I got a week away in in
Arizona next week and I'll just use that as an opportunity to
say, hey, it's time to upgrade down the net here.
OK, so a tape delay people. You can see the Amrad Pod, AM
RADPOD, Amrad Pod, rumble.com/amrad Pod if you want
to check out Steven Garrett. That's going to be going on
tomorrow, which means we'll probably be taping it tonight
and getting that thing ready to go and then soon to be live on a
regular basis. I will give a lot of grace
there, 'cause I spent a lot of time doing tape and non live
shows. It takes a little bit of it
takes a little bit of doing to step up to the mic.
And be ready to do a live show. Let me throw this one at you.
We don't trust the FBI. We know that there's doing weird
things. We know that they've Co opted
the the levers of government. We understand that they're more
interested in trans people. Can we throw this weird thing up
that that that first topic that we had that the tranny that
wants to kill kids. Apparently they occasionally do
their job. This must have really really
hurt them but this article came out of daily wire.
I want you guys to know about it because it's one it's weird and
more importantly too it went on kind of a non Newsday went right
into the the the Thanksgiving blackout.
This one is wild. Beds charged, trans identifying
man. That's a man who identifies as a
female, for what it's worth, from what we can tell after he
pledged to copycat the Nashville shooter saying quote, I'm coming
for them in the bathrooms, quote, there's a lot of
transgenders out there that are tired of being picked on and
we're going to go into the shuls schools and we're going to kill
their effing kids. He spelled it out obviously.
So he was actually arrested for Interstate threat
communications, which is a legit.
Federal charge The guy's name is Jason Lee Willie of Nashville,
IL. Goes by Alexia Willie, because
of course he does, and was charged on November 7th for 14
felony counts of Interstate communication of threats to
injure. The court records show that he
was apparently trying to model his actions off the trans
identifying a woman that's a female who pretended to be a man
who shot up the Christian Covenant School in Tennessee,
which we've covered, and we did the Super Bowl of masculinity
issue or episode rather. What do you think?
Like this is actually the way that Interstate threats are
actually supposed to go, I think, right?
Like credible threats transmitted over the web.
That's that's a legitimate by by the code the way that, yeah,
that's like falls within the lane of the FBI to investigate.
I'm curious. I don't even know if the details
are in there. I didn't read the story.
Do you? Think he said it at a school
board meeting? How did he get outed?
Well, how was he brought into custody?
Did they send the SWAT team like they did to Utah?
No, I mean that the Perry County Sheriff Office arrested him.
So if, if, if. So they use the local past.
Past indicates what happens in the present and the future.
It would seem that he was arrested by the Sheriff's Office
and then the FBI said, well, we don't have to do very much work
here, We can adopt this and take it.
He was released on a $0.00 bond 48 hours after being booked.
That that checks, That checks. I mean, do they even take his
guns well? It's Illinois.
I don't think they're allowed to have guns there.
That's true, at least not in the same way that we would think
about it. He was released from state
custody on August 17th. On August 24th, his roommate
from the prison or no, his actual roommate who lives with
him and probably said I'm now living with a dude who
originally pretended to be a man but now he's pretending to be a
woman, So that's really troubling, Said Willie is claims
to be learning how to use firearms and how to obtain a
firearm so that she can follow through in the threats that she
made. They're so confused.
Tell me if I'm wrong here, 'cause I had this, this
revelation. I was talking to my wife Emily
the other day, and one of the things that I said was, I've got
this, the algorithm from Twitter feeds me a lot of this garbage.
It feeds me like trans people being mentally ill And what it
said was it was a female who identifies as a male who said
that she made it through Thanksgiving and everybody
accepted her. And that was like a big relief
number one, name any men that go to Thanksgiving and just hope
that their family will accept them.
Is that a? Is that a masculine sort of
post? In any way, shape or form?
No. I mean, obviously I go to
Thanksgiving and say I like Turkey.
I'm very comfortable in my own skin.
I don't need. Everybody disagrees with you,
but you're OK with it. Yes.
It's a masculine thing to stand against the the, the sort of
the, the tides of of accuracy and the proper choice, which of
course at stake. So there's that.
The second thing that made me really laugh was I came to the
realization that these trans people are essentially just ugly
narcissists. And so if you're a female who
wants to be a man, you're just an ugly woman.
Who narcissistically focuses in on yourself and wants everyone
else to notice you for something and you're like I'm an ugly
woman but I could be like a mediocre looking dude.
That's actually not true. You're just an ugly woman and
you're always that way and vice versa.
These weird looking guys, some of them are not nearly as weird
looking as they could be, they just want to be ugly women I
guess. I don't know what the what the
lure is, but they're but they're all focused, inward,
narcissistic, and that's that's one of the reasons that they
want to go to the children. Obviously they want to recruit
the children. They probably have their own,
their own kinks with children, a lot of them.
But I also think that kids are kids are people pleasers.
That's why they want to be in the room with them.
Because the kids will applaud anybody for any reason at all.
Because if you walk into a room of adults, you might get a Kyle
Seraphin or Steve friend who says you're a crazy person.
No, no, you you have an Adam's apple.
Have you? Considered wearing a Turkey on
your head? It's the only good use of a
Turkey is for you to use it as a helmet to block that hideous
face of yours. Talk through the butt of a
Turkey. I would prefer it.
That's something that Kyle Seraphin might say.
I'm. I'm not always very nice it
turns out. No.
And and that's again back to the kids.
The kids will give them all the affirmation that they want and
the fact that in their head that they're pretending like, oh that
this is just my outreach to them.
No it's completely self-serving. You just want to have the pad on
the. Back if they just wanted
company, they could have gone to an old folks home.
As I said the other day, why don't they go to a retirement
community? Those people need attention.
They need human contact. They're sitting there in their
chair watching, you know, Wheel of Fortune or?
Wapner or Price is Right or whatever, Kyle Serif and Show,
if they're so inclined and they could be watching that.
And then you could just bring in, fill in the blank tranny who
does, you know, the drag show and sort of gyrates on some kind
of a pole or a window or whatever.
And what would the old people say, you think?
Probably the same thing that the Pope said, just very, very happy
with with them and they're all children of God.
The Pope is a boomer too, isn't he?
What a weird, what a weird, weird video folks.
If you didn't see it. A couple days ago we played 100
and I think there's 140 trans people, dudes identifying as
women dressed in drag went to go hang out with the Pope, with the
Catholic Pope at the Vatican of all things 10% of his this
luncheon that he did. There was 1000 people in this
luncheon, 10 / 10% of them. Were strange trannies with like
deep voices in Italian. Can I ask you a question like
Rocky? Balboa dressed up like a chick
as a radical traditional Catholic like you, and maybe
it's a question. I'm not, though.
I'm not. I'm not.
I don't even fit the definition, although I I think Latin Mass is
great and I actually prefer like a much more stringent version of
Catholicism. I I'm definitely like a radical
traditionalist, but I don't think I'm a radical traditional
Catholic. I think you fit the profile.
No question. I'm just a radical.
Let's just call it what it is. All right.
So is the Pope Catholic?
That's a great question. I mean, he's a, he's a Jesuit,
right? So it's like sort of like
fringe, Like you want to talk about fringe Catholicism.
Catholics that are like pro abortion and think that we
should celebrate gay marriage are not really Catholic.
In many ways. My brother and I have this long
debate because we both were raised.
He has a degree in theology, actually, and he's an atheist.
So that's always really weird. To have your brother who's just
like, how dare you like Joe Biden's a Catholic if he says
he's a Catholic. Like you don't get to decide who
is and isn't but like, but don't I but don't IA little bit.
Can't we kind of just look and be like that's not really a
duck. That's an alligator that's
wearing a duck bill because it ate a duck.
It's not really the same thing. When you look at these two
things you can know you like if you don't follow the tenets of
Catholicism. I mean, I guess you could be a
bad Catholic is kind of a history of it.
You can be a bad Christian if you believe in a bunch of things
that are not Christian. But like, you're kind of just
not a Christian. That's kind of how it works.
I'm not saying I'm going to be the one who delineates what that
is, but it is bizarre. It's bizarre to see it.
I agree with you on that. I I agree with what I think
you're saying. I'm hung up on your brother
being a theology major who's an atheist.
The number one way to get your kids to if you send them to
Catholic but also Jesuit schools, they will become very
open minded, very Lib. And all my brothers basically
have stepped away from the church, even though they were
all raised in Catholic schools and Catholic High schools and
some of them went to Catholic colleges.
My two most virulent hedonistic brothers both went to not just
Catholic but Jesuit colleges, and so they were fully educated
all the way through 16 years of school.
And then stepped and we're like, Nope, church is dumb.
God is dumb. It's the saddest thing.
And and it turns out they don't seem very happy.
I get it. I I went to a Catholic college
and they are embracing the the the tranny madness and and they
have and they're the way Notre Dame is situated across the
street is Saint Mary's College. It's an all girls college right?
And they're going to start admitting men who pretend to be
women. Might as well.
I mean, might as well. We're we're in the they want to
be of this world and in this world the same time, even though
we're called not to be that as Christians, let me throw another
weird thing at you. All right.
Speaking of Speaking of things that we we sometimes you owe a
retraction. You say something and you and
you have to take it back. I was on Dan Bongino's radio
show talking about terrorism and the possibility that was going
on in that Rainbow Bridge. There was this weird incident
that happened up in Buffalo. I think we'd be remiss not to
cover it, at least in some way. And so I've got footage from the
security camera, supposedly, hopefully not AI generated,
Hopefully not very weird that Kathy Hokel, the governor of New
York, mentions AI strangely, which nobody needs to have, and
then we're going to break it down.
I just want to know. Do we owe an apology for
claiming that it might have been terrorism or something else
going on here? Let's run these.
We got videos #1. I'm calling this the Dukes of
Hazzard. This is wild stuff.
Run video 4 so people can see this.
Folks, if you didn't realize this, there was an explosion at
the Canadian border near Niagara Falls.
There's no audio over it, so I'll just talk what you're
seeing on the left side of the screen.
There it goes. It just flies off there.
Ryan's going to let it loop. It is the the checkpoint at
Customs Border Patrol. I'm sorry, Customs, Border
Protection, CBP checkpoint. And on the right is the actual
explosion. Throw it one more time because
I'm going to watch it again on the right hand side as you watch
it, we've got the actual, the actual impact and it goes boom
like that. Massive impact, OK?
And a lot of fire and that looks like an explosion to me.
I'm not an expert on explosives per SE, but I've trained in
demolition that looks explosive and I've been told that cars
don't blow up because the way modern cars are developed, they
don't explode on impact. Even if you're moving fast
enough to fly, as high as that is the flying car seems to take,
that's a really, really long distance airborne.
It seems like every kid is trying to get their car airborne
going off a jump. I've never seen that kind of
impact so really fast. The witnesses said they saw the
car flying, so that checks. Is that possibly not terrorism?
Is there a possibility that that was just a traffic something?
I suppose. I mean, it kind of blow blew up
the way the plane did at the end of Miami Vice and they just
shoot it with a handgun. I mean, but the the structure it
hit was maybe there's something in there that was slammable.
Like what? Like what would be in a in a in
a little checkpoint. And, you know, Ryan and I were
talking about maybe the guy carries A20, a 20 gallon propane
canister in every day to to run his space heater in that tiniest
thing, which is a small possibility, but that blew up
the way propane canisters do. When you blow up compressed gas,
that's how it blows up. That's what the fire looks like.
Don't ask me how I know that. I may or may not have done that
a few times. Let's get Kathy Hochul on record
because she says totally not terrorism.
It's totally not terrorism. Let's check out video #5.
She's giving you the straight dope.
Obviously, she would never lie to you.
She's a She's a Democrat elected official.
There is no evidence at this time that this was a terrorist
activity, and that's what I want to make very clear to the
public, just to calm everybody down.
It's really important because based on what's happening in
other parts of the world, everybody is on edge and this is
an international border and we've always felt the
vulnerability there, but this was a A.
You won't call it an accident. It's not going to turn to be an
accident. You don't know whether the
intention the driver was intentional in how they drove.
We do not know that. All I know is there was a
horrific accident. I won't call an accident,
horrific incident, a crash, an explosion, loss of life.
But at this time, no known terrorist connection so.
So I'm seeing tac penis in the chat saying that that is AV bid,
which is a vehicle born IED improvised explosive device.
My instinct as well, Cars don't explode.
They don't explode. How many traffic accidents do
you have to work when you're on the rest?
I'm guessing you had some vehicular homicides.
Yep, vehicular homicides. One of my This is actually the
only time I ever had a misdemeanor murder when on the
reservation was a vehicular homicide.
Was that the body that got run over?
No, that was a different body. Now this was actually low speed
crashed. And then the the car like,
caught on fire and somebody inside was drunk and died.
And there really wasn't a lot of federal code.
So we had to adopt A state code and it was a misdemeanor
homicide. So I always said, like this guy
could one day get his life together and they could ask him
if he'd ever commit a felony. He could say no.
But I have killed a man, right? I ran my car into a 711 or
whatever that happens. There's there's there's like
that story on every res. Interestingly enough, it didn't.
I'm guessing it didn't explode when it caught fire.
It just caught fire and burned, Correct.
Right. Yeah.
It was not, you know, like the. Yeah, like the explosion you see
in that, which was why I I sort of agree with you.
It looks like a vehicle IED. And also Kathy Hokel says an
explosion. But the explosion, which doesn't
make any sense in that context, was obviously not terrorism.
They jump in the gun. The FBI has said, hey, we were
here, we were here for six hours and we know for a fact this was
not terrorism. They haven't identified who was
in the car. You have any faith in that?
I kind of feel like you can just set your your watch against what
the FBI says I, I, look, I, I continue to rely on the the, the
late great Norm McDonald's statement that you know Can you
imagine if ISIS exploded a nuclear bomb in the United
States and killed 50 million people.
The, the, the terrible Islamophobia that would result
as a result of that. So much Islamophobia.
It's the it's the Republicans pounce.
I actually said that to Dan von Gino on the thing they were they
were going after so-called right wing or conservative pundits.
For listening to what the people from Hamas said.
They said we're going to do a day of rage.
There's going to be a day of jihad, which was of course was a
good friend like Friday that we did.
And the day of jihad, you know, when you cover it and you're
like, hey, people are saying there's a day of jihad, like,
prepare yourself like this is a drill.
But it may get real, like this may not be exercise, exercise,
exercise. This may be not a drill.
So just prepare yourself accordingly.
And by doing that, then you're the conspiracy theorist and
you're the one calling for Islamophobia.
Whereas. This lady just saw something
explode in a toll booth or in a a checkpoint in the border and
it's definitely not terrorism with the 5 minutes they had to
look into it. By the way, that was day of
release her video. And let's just say for the sake
of a conversation that this is not a vehicle worn IED.
This is just a regular accident. Things went wrong.
The reason we're reacting to this is because we're waiting
for Damocles Sword to fall on us.
Because you've allowed millions of people to stream into the
country unvetted. You allowed all these people to
come out of Afghanistan unvetted they're if your screening
process is 99% effective. And we both work for the federal
government and we know that there's not no way that that's
true. It might be 99% effective, yeah.
Yeah. I mean, look, the the TSA does
fail every single audit. But be that as it may, if it's
99% effective, there are thousands and thousands of
people who slipped through the cracks that were the 1
percenters that are now disseminated throughout the
country. And we all know they're here,
which is why our heads on a swivel and we see a regular
traffic accident as the great governor Kathy Hochul saying
between her saying she's going to introduce metting out
conspiracy theories in the school curriculum.
This is this is the same lady that wants to have the emergency
authority. They just passed a rule.
I think it's 213, but I'll double check the numbers.
They passed a rule that said that they are now going to be
able to come into your home and determine that you're a public
health safety threat and quarantine you against all
manner of rules and and I guess the courts have upheld it so
far. Strangest thing in the world,
Astra sweat ass. I assume it was confirmed this
was not an electric vehicle. The thing that I heard was that
it was a Bentley, which is really weird.
And so we don't have the make of the car.
We don't have the names of the owners, the occupants, or the
drivers. We don't have a lot of the
information out there, but they're definitely sure it
wasn't terrorism, and they're certainly not going to share it
with us when the Buffalo, NY comes out and says something
like, hey guys, we investigated it.
And we're really grateful to all of our state and local partners
who investigated this accident. Like the FBI doesn't even have
any expertise on that. If they came out there, did post
bomb analysis and they determined that there were no
explosive residues, that doesn't mean that wasn't a device.
Like I said, you could load the car full of propane canisters
and if you have an ignition source and you have heat and you
have pressure and then you release the pressure, that is
explosive and it's a burning gas.
You could easily do it with something you could go down and
buy at an Ace Hardware very easily, like right across the
street from me. That's why I'll look for the
parse words where they'll talk about, you know, the pressure
cooker bomb that you have for a Boston Marathon bomb.
And they'll be like, well, there was no actual explosive, you
know, we all. But it was a pressure cooker
with lots of debris on the inside.
Well, that's just a cooking utensil.
I mean that this is like the Ray Epps thing, like I've never
worked for the FBI, right? You know, as opposed to I just
have you ever just the government?
Right. I just get cash from one thing.
I agree with you, they're parsing words.
It seems really strange. We'll keep watching it 'cause I
think it's worth knowing. We've had Lemon Zinger say today
was an awesome show. We had a couple of you guys.
We'll cover all the rumble rants in just a second there.
I wanted to cover the one that was a specific question on there
about the about the vehicle Born IED and the possibility of it.
The fact of the matter is, is that when you delegitimize
yourself, when you celebrate Trans Day of Remembrance and you
celebrate not Thanksgiving, the basic American holidays that we
know when they're coming and when you do things like lie to
the people about whistleblowers, which we've seen them lie to us,
it is my instinct to set every single thing my watch can be
said, basically in direct opposition to whatever the FBI
says. That's the safest bet for what's
true. Which is sad because there's
probably decent people on the boat, the Post Blast team, that
we're doing the analysis. There's no reason we have to
hate. On what they're doing.
And yet I just don't believe any of them.
And I also don't believe anything Kathy Hokel says.
She seems like a liar, yes, Kathy Hokel is not trustworthy,
which is why I fully expect to have more people moving to my
state and fighting alligators in the side of the highway with me.
Just don't pet It's just so simple.
People don't Can you play that video one more time?
Will you play video three? I really want to hear the song
more than anything else, but I also want to see the guy get
bit. Let's just do it.
Let's just play video. Steve Irwin coming up.
OK, Steve. Yeah, there it is.
I'd rather be with you. He's trying to take that man.
He's trying. To take his jaws open once they
close that shot. Yeah, he's right on the Patella.
He's going to take that, that kneecap right off.
You don't need that to be able to to exist but you do need it
to run. All right.
I I need to drop. I dropped this with my kids the
other day and this is a complete Kyle Seraphin answer that I need
to get from you all right. And then that video sets it up
perfectly Perfect. And we play this game, would you
rather And then two sub optimal situations you got to pick
right. So I said, would you rather have
your right leg amputated beneath the knee surgically, so full
anesthesia you put out, woken up right or go into a pool with an
alligator that size and bet on yourself for an hour, an hour,
an hour. What does Kyle Seraphin go with?
Oh, I'm an amphibious warrior. I'm in the pool you are.
You bet on. You bet on that.
I was like, yeah, he probably said he'd he'd kill the
alligator. He's, I'm in.
You can't have any guns. I don't need guns.
I'm not excited about this. I'm not.
It's not fun. But I'm going to.
I'll. I'll take the.
I'll take the bet. Yeah.
You. Were just watching me.
I'll get her in a pool earlier. Yeah, I know.
But that was a chick and she didn't seem to do very well.
I give him something he doesn't. I'd give him I'd.
Take Kyle Seraphin. Here, here's the fun thing.
I would trick the alligator by giving him my my Ranger panties
and giving him something to chew on.
And then I just wrap him up and hold him and give him that.
Give him that Gator hug I've done.
Gator rolls I've I've survived many many many Gator rolls going
through PJ and doc. I've been taken to the bottom
and rolled around and I've survived the goal post for when
I panic with oxygen is much further along than most people
and and my competency in the pool.
I fought 2 SWAT guys underwater and held them till they
panicked. I'll I'll take the Gator.
Granted, I'm dealing with like millions of years of evolution.
That is just for that. But just saying bring it on,
bring it on. Is that weird?
You would have been the minority in the car ride for.
Us, of course. Here's the thing.
You guys are playing like, like actually interesting.
Would you rather my, my, my recollection of that game was
guys drinking in college. And then we had this dude whose
name was Luke. We call him, we call him Doctor
Luke and Luke would always come up with the weirdest things.
He'd be like what is your favorite natural phenomenon?
And you and you'd be like, how much weed do you smoke, dude?
And he would go, my favorite is clouds but maybe trees like
that. That was that was the kind of
guy that he was. And I remember him going like,
Would you rather? Have your nose chopped off and
have your eyebrows surgically realigned in circles around the
two open face nostrils that you have in your on your face.
Or have an anvil dropped on your testicles and your and your and
your genitals and it's like. I'm like, that's so weird.
That was the stuff that he would come up with.
Look, I mean, we, I'm glad you're not doing that to your
kids because their kids will be scarred if you give them those.
Kind of questions, man. I mean, I I made them die
because I said, would you rather have the head of a chicken or
your head on a chicken's body and.
Man, that's really troubling. I don't want either of those,
but I mean I have to keep it obviously you know, compatible
with a nine and six year old, but they.
Know I just got a little need your kids.
Your kids are going to need therapy, which is good.
We should always do that. Talk therapy works, folks.
Talk it out. Don't do self medication.
Your kids are going to do that or they're going to start doing.
They're going to basically not eat for days and days and then
have one beer and then they're just going to tell you all their
problems, which are going to be significant based on what you've
just done to them. The alligator fight is probably
going to be living in your six year old's nightmares.
He's going to picture himself in a pool.
That's what my 6 year old would bring to me, so I hope that
doesn't happen. We live in Florida.
They got to be ready for it. Yeah, that's true.
You might as well be ready. Prepared is better than being
repaired after the fact, right? Agreed.
Which is why you should put drop bags around the swamp areas of
four Patriots. 4 Patriots in case you got to run from the
Bureau. Such a good move.
All right, let's let's cover one more sponsor.
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Yep, I think. I think Jesse Kelly still does.
But I'm waiting. There it is.
What just happened? What just got moved around, I
don't know. Something just got dragged off.
Ryan, are you all right? Did you get dragged off by?
Now again, I'm good, OK? No, no.
Right here, man. I heard something go.
I'm changing the scenes. It sounded like.
Somebody dragged the car just driving by.
Oh yeah. Sorry, should have muted myself.
Not bad. No, you're good.
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I love towels, dude. When you're a swimmer, Speaking
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it's all about the towel. When you get out and you know
that you have enough to. I would have multiple towels.
Like, I have no shame in, like, wrapping my body once and my
head once my kids come out, they're all like, I want to make
a burrito. Dad, I'm like, yeah, you're a
burrito. I tie you up and then they run
around and then they always shed it and they're always naked
running around. That's what little kids do, I
guess. But the the burrito towel?
I'm into it all right. That's good enough there.
Let's also say thanks. Are you wearing a Are you
wearing a a Garretto Boil shirt today?
Are you dealing with Theo Boil Family Sweatshop?
No. I you know, I had one on, but
then it got a little chilly here for my liking.
I had to put the long sleeves on.
I'm waiting on my suspendable. Those Central Florida winters
are brutal. It's in the.
It's in the 60s. It was, man, it was it was just
ridiculous this morning. It was probably 52 when I went
outside and it was unsat to be with my Ranger panties and tank
top. I had a full.
Sweatshirt Short sleeve shirt. No, you had a sweatsh.
OK? You had a shirt on.
Do you normally run shirtless? Is that no, I'm not that guy,
you know, a dad and have kids and that that doesn't fly.
So I just wear A tag top. Five years.
You're going to be that guy.
Once you fully acclimate to Florida, you're going that
route. The iguana will be shirtless.
I'm just going to predict it right now.
Yeah, a lot of people are cold, Steve.
People are laughing at your 52°. I'm telling people, you wore a
jacket when I hung out with you in the middle of the summer in
Houston, indoors because the air conditioning was too cold.
You saw my fingernails. Man, they were blue.
So were his lips. In fact, there's probably video
documentation from us sitting down in that hotel there.
I want to thank you for joining me.
That was fun. Let's do one last little thing,
folks. If you guys want to support
somebody, you can obviously buy Steve's book.
And if you're buying books, let's throw it out there.
There's three books you should be looking at.
I got to reach. I got to reach.
Reach. OK, One is true blue.
Steve's story from being a beat cop to an FBI whistleblower.
You guys know the story on there.
If you haven't given it to someone, give it to someone.
That's a Lib that needs to have their mind open that it's not
about politics. If you want to buy another book,
you can check this out. This is a three pack.
This is the The story of Your Life, which is written by my
father. It's his third book.
You can actually check all of them out on Amazon, but you can
find this one. It's pinned to my Twitter feed
right now. And then the last one that I'm
going to recommend Will you go to the Kyle Rittenhouse Twitter,
the Twitter homepage? Ryan, can you pull that sucker
up? You could follow Kyle
Rittenhouse on on Twitter but you can also buy his book right
now which is in pre sale. It's called acquitted.
It's the story of him being not guilty.
The fact that he he engaged in self-defense and for some reason
this is triggering leftist all over the place.
There are leftist. His his Twitter handle is at
this is Kyle R that's his Twitter handle.
If you guys want to go follow that you should definitely be
supporting this poor kid. I mean he did something that I
think is so American. We talked about Thanksgiving
being very American. Fighting alligators.
Probably very American as well. But the idea that young men
bearing arms in defense of their way of life and their their
belief system in America, it's pretty fundamentally American.
It's always happened, whether it's happened at home or abroad.
Young men, 16171819 years old, going in and throwing themselves
in the gap. Why do they do that?
Because they don't have the kids that Steve Friend and I have.
They're not necessarily worried about the consequences in the
same way. That's why young men go to basic
training and they're awesome at it.
There's this new book. Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted.
I think that we should be supporting this kid.
He just seems like such a nice guy.
Every time I've heard, and this is absolutely devastated him.
It's changed his life. He didn't set out there to go do
any of this stuff but three books.
So those are my three recommendations.
True Blue, Acquitted. And the story of your life, how
to write your own obituary from my father.
Those are three good people. There's a Kyle in there.
There's a Steve in there, and there's my dad, Charlie.
I recommend all those. You want to you want to plug
anything else while we're here right now, Steve, anything you
got coming up. The Amrad Pod the American
Radicals podcast, Saturday noon Eastern Time.
Garrett and I, episode two. First one was just kind of set
in a memorialization type of climate in who we are.
But I think we're actually going to dig in some issues here and
and things that are close to us like FBI problems that he and I
discussed and he and I will get into them as well.
Yeah, you guys can get into them even deeper, just the two of you
doing nothing, but that you don't even have to look at the
broader world. There's just enough problems
with our ex that we could you could do that all day.
I want to say thanks to all of you guys for joining us for our
stream. If you haven't hit the thumbs
up, please hit that whenever you can.
Please go ahead and hit the like button here on rumble.com/kyle
Serafin. And then also if you have not
told me if you are a steak or a Turkey person, throw it into the
comments. We're going to call him up.
We'll cover it again on Monday. We'll find out whether Steve
lost. I hope he lost.
Make America Steak again is the contention.
Last, last thoughts. Do you have a slogan for your
Turkey? No, I'm I'm told you, I'm
tagging this argument. I want cheap Turkey.
So by all means, everybody, go buy your filet.
And so Turkey prices fall in the Let's go Brandon economy.
Very good. I can give on.
I like it when I make an argument, and then the counter
argument is actually in favor of my argument.
That's very hard to I didn't plan it that way, but it works
out. So we're.
Expecting a Steve's show will be on Rumble?
It's. Going to be on Rumble?
Yeah, it's rumble.com/AM like American AM AM Rad RAD Pod for
American Radical Podcast. You can also start following on
Twitter. On True Social, it's at Am Rad
pod. I will tweet it out there.
So if you guys follow me, look for that, I'll post it in the
Suspendables group run by our buddy Eric Jason.
You guys can find that the Suspendables group is on True
Social and there's another one by B Cancella.
Who is also on on Twitter right now and apparently some of my
FBI buddies who are friendlies were lurking in a space that was
done. That was a Kyle Serafin Show fan
space that was done on Twitter Spaces the other day and he was
like. Hey, I was in that.
Were you in there? My buddy was saying he was going
to try to get you guys on to talking about aliens and he's,
he's a big alien dude. He's a big.
Right up my alley. Yeah, FBI guy.
Yeah, you'd love it. This would be right up your
alley. You could have him on as a guest
whenever he quits. All that being said folks, I
hope you have a wonderful weekend.
We're really appreciative you guys joining us for the show.
Steve, thanks so much buddy. I will talk to you a little bit
later on. We'll we'll see you on Saturday
for the Amrad pod. And Ryan, let's do a five star
review. Let's do a five star review
right there. From our listeners on Apple
podcast, we are now cleared the 800 mark.
We're looking at 1000. So we got a big goal in front of
us. If you will leave us a review,
we'll read them on the show just like this from T Gam Bogey BOGIT
Gam Bogey says Friendly Friday. Kyle, you've become my favorite
podcast. Thanks for all your work and
also a thanks to Steve Friend obviously for Friendly Friday.
How about that? What a, what a coordinated kind
of fortuitous moment in our lives.
I didn't plan that to be there. By the way.
That was just the next in order, just so you know, that was the
next one up. It's appreciated, man.
And maybe send those that love our way on Saturday, because
we're just going to keep it going.
We'll have the the show posted for the live chat starting in
just a few minutes here just after noon on this day.
You'll have full 24 hours to come in and put your comments,
your questions, your sarcastic remarks for the amrad pod.
We'll do Steve Friends again next week and folks have a
lovely weekend. Be safe and you know, get your
Thanksgiving in right now because it's cancelled for next
year. We really appreciate it.
Holy moly, should we do all these two real quick?
Yeah, you ain't going that way without them.
All right. Sorry we can't we can't leave
it. So we've got tack.
Penis is talking about below the knee.
Amputations is a paper kit compared to above the knee.
So Steve, you might want to update that.
He's also said we said we covered the V bid 1P.
Sturgis says love friendly Fridays.
Chad Zodi says Turkey became became.
Steve is so friendly what I think it means because do we
pass the likes or am I still the the belt holder here?
No. Steve, you're still holding the
the title still. Holding the belt and then we got
one last one on there from Anthropop which says thanks
guys, hey we appreciate it all Eric, Jason we appreciate you as
usual. Saying God wins Kathy Ogle
flying smash the like button. That's it for us today.
Have a lovely lovely weekend. Be very safe.
Have a good time and we will catch you again on Monday.
I'm looking forward to talk to you guys on then.
God knows what will happen over this wild weekend.
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