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friend Steve. What have you been doing all
week? I heard you were playing.
Man, I was just working on my tan, I guess.
I was down in Key Largo all week long, just relaxed and you know,
and helping our some of the actual real operators in the
world. I was a role player for the DoD.
The one of their electronic warfare groups was doing some
stuff and they needed a role player.
So I hung out down there, worked on my complexion as you can tell
what. Was your goal.
I was relieved because I thought I was maybe being set up for an
entrapment, that they were going to like look at me as some sort
of terrorist. And then actually when the flash
bangs went off, it would be real.
But I don't know. It's just like the bad.
I was the fine fix. They just didn't drop the
warhead, so there was no finish. Got it.
So you were just like hanging out in a nice house and
pretending to be the bad guy, and then you never had to
experience what the bad guy does.
No, no. Didn't I have any consequences
for? You know what, Tanner?
Our our chat actually called it out properly too.
They noticed a little. A little Tanner.
I yeah, I, you know, it was bright and sunny down there.
I got George Hill really jealous because I was in this house with
three bedrooms and it was just me by myself.
And he thought if I had known that he could have gone down
there and scuba dived all week long.
But I just was just looking up in the air.
Fine, trying to spot the drone that was supposed to be doing
surveillance of me. But it was, it was a good time.
I would love to do it full time going forward if I could just
hang out in Key Largo all week and watch the chill.
Just commute away from your wife.
Starfish in an empty house on every bed.
Is that what you're saying? I disavow, disavow, but she
doesn't watch the Kyle surfing show, so I could probably say
that. You're all good.
Should we start with this game,
The narrative trap? OK, Steve Jensen, are we
screwed? Just like bottom line up front
for people. Man, this is a hard call.
Did. You get threatened, Steve, just
did you get threatened. Well, I faced down the the
chance that J dam was going to be dropped on me while I was
just out tanning. So nothing that could be
threatened to me was would do anything at this point.
But I think that we raised some you and others George raised
some legitimate concerns. I think we're all open to being
having our minds change if we've proven nothing, if not that that
we're open minded in that regard.
But I think that the idea of putting the guy who was the
architect of the January 6th persecution at the helm of the
Washington Field office might be problematic.
I mean, would be like, you see Joe Kent, who's nominated to
become the director of the National Counterterrorism
Center, Why wouldn't she put Khalif Sheikh Mohammed there?
I mean he, he knows. He knows where the bodies are
buried, right? That's that to me is a pretty
good. Analogy I'm actually, I'm going
to be talking to Joe Kent. We we exchanged some messages
back and forth. So that's kind of fun.
Here's a here's a story that's breaking over on town hall.
It's slowly rising in the on on the top ten list only probably
because we shared it. This is written by my former
supervisor John Nance, who I think last work he last worked a
case like when Barack Obama was president the first time, not
the second time. Hanging out with Eric Holder.
He was hanging out with Eric Holder.
Do you know about the Federal Bureau of Things?
You ever heard that expression? You've talked to me about it.
It's basically like the support network that exists, right?
Like all those cool guy teams that don't work the cases.
And that is a disproportionately high number of people actually
within the premier law enforcement agency.
Would you say that the director detail, the attorney general
detail, the deputy director detail that's going to be
started for Dan Bongino? Would those be considered the
the Department of Things as opposed to the FBI?
Yes, because of the I and FBI is investigations and those are not
investigatory arms of the agency.
Right now, I was part of the Department of Things as well
when I was on SOG. So we I did surveillance and so
I'm out there sitting in a car and I don't have any cases that
are assigned to me. But I didn't contribute to
cases. You were doing an LED
investigation, right? I mean, like the joke was that
this surveillance guys, all those are the rubber gun squad.
They've done something that's given them Giglio material.
They can't testify. Then why would you put them in a
position to be a witness to crimes going on as a
surveillance? I could never understand that.
I never understood why that was considered the most low speed
thing. I'm like, this is the most fun
thing there is. You got to be patient.
You're hunting, you're sitting in there, you're peeing in a
bottle. I always say that, but that's
what you do. You sit there all day long,
very, very still. You might sit for six hours
doing 0 things. Kind of like a reef diver goes
down, settles in till all the sentiments and all the things
around you, all the plant life and all the on the fishes don't
care about you anymore. And then the criminal activity
starts happening because you just been sitting there not
moving and then suddenly you can go like, oh, you can take your
pictures, you can get your video, you can testify to it.
You can radio call in, you can get the plane and you can follow
them to where they go and get their known associates.
It's. Critical like people talk about
the wiretap and people don't really understand what the
purpose of the wiretap is. It is not to hear people on the
phone admitting to criminal activity.
It is them saying we're going to engage in criminal activity and
then you send the guys like you out to actually put eyeballs on
it and be the witness to it. The best, the best operation we
ever did in this for people's understanding of like how it's
supposed to work. And it almost never works this
way because the case agents don't want to do it because it
actually takes a lot of work. And then the people that are
actually on the ground don't like care to be part of it.
But yeah, we were in Charlotte, NC, We were on a methamphetamine
drug distributing ring that was Interstate.
And they were moving like, you know, dozens and dozens of
pounds of meth at a time. And So what we had was a well,
a, a title three wire up. So they were monitoring phones.
They had an ATF sting operation set up such that these guys,
we're actually coming in and buying drugs and guns from an
ATF front location. So there was a fake business
that was all tacked up and wired up.
And then our job was to take the couriers away and to see where
the other dealers were to be able to kind of like scope out
the network. And so, and then we used cops
from the task force that were like, you know, Highway Patrol
officers, whatever to do the Interstate pullover, but we'd
wait until they got out of the area so we didn't burn the local
things. You catch them when they're on
the main highways and they just get pulled over for tail light
or for, you know, changing lanes without a signal, whatever dumb
thing they may have done. And then bam, now you've got
like two dozen pounds of meth and you can flip that guy and
you can just work your way through the organization.
We spent like 2 weeks doing that and they, they had massive
success doing it. The guys were like, dude, you
guys are killing it. And it's like, yeah, because we
want to do the work. My team were people that
actually wanted to do it. That's not the same for
everybody. John Nance was the supervisor of
the squad before I actually got people doing that kind of work.
John Nance was the supervisor when everybody kind of sat
around and and just kind of fingered their own belly button,
I guess like in and they like filled it with Cheetos or they
were on Facebook. Like that's what he spent his
time doing. I got some evidence of this.
Have you read his? Have you read his emails?
I I don't make a habit of reading anything John Nance
writes after he wrote the time that, you know, I'm the whistle
blower that the FBI needs and deserves and so I have
screenshot it so every time he criticizes you or me, I post
that to him. And said that you're a
whistleblower who is what? Worthy of the message, I think,
he said. Thank you, John.
Yeah. Thanks John and.
Then he found out we were friends and quickly backtracked
on. That so if you was it forever,
if you're just listening right now, somebody put this up online
the other last night and it was very, very funny.
It's deep state MAGA keeping deep state MAGA in line or
keeping MAGA in line. And it's a guy who's like
reading the news. There's a guy standing off
screen who's holding a pistol to his head.
And the person who's doing the news reading is Julie Kelly.
It's a fat guy and it's got Fox News in the background.
So the story goes a narrative trap.
We're all we're all being trapped, Steve, in a
manufactured outrage about Cash Patel.
And so I will promise to share with this, this is the guy who
wrote the story. His name is John Nance.
Again, he is my former supervisor.
So I know this guy. He actually was really, really
upset. He thought that I refer to him
as a coward On Dan Bongino's show.
At one point I was actually talking about the boss that
didn't stand up and said he had a mortgage and an alimony, but
whatever. John doesn't really.
Facts are not important to him. He hasn't been an agent in a
long time. He is out his office, so he
might not know that you know other people.
Well, John did get paid to watch Fox News for for several years
and I don't think that he actually had any function until
he retired. Dan Bongino at Dan Bongino on X
June the 4th. I'm sorry, the 14th of 2023.
So this is a quotation from Dan. He says lol you're a pathetic
bootlicker. He's talking to John Nance who
thought he could sucker me into FBI propaganda sessions on the
phone. Don't miss the failing radio
show today. It's going to be glorious.
Dan spent at least like 40 minutes on two different shows,
just like destroying this guy for being a fool because he was
actually defending me. That was back when he used to
talk to me. Here's another version of him.
Because Dan, you know, doesn't let things go online kind of the
way I don't. And he says, sounds like your
feelings got hurt when I wouldn't have you on my show and
when I called you out to your FBI masters.
I'm just trying to point out right now that the people who
are promoting this narrative trap, Steve, which is that Steve
Jensen is like a really good guy.
And by the way, you can't ask any questions about it.
How do I know you can't? Who's the the unofficial press
secretary on the screen you see? Julie Kelly Self.
What is she saying there for folks who are listening?
I I think somebody raises A legitimate point says they he he
wants Cash, Patel and Damage to explain the appointment of Steve
Jensen and Julie responds no they don't have to she just
explained it and she will continue to do so.
So self appointed Public affairs officer of the FBII hope she
gets a nice GS salary soon. The crazy piece for me is that a
guy that was called out as being a propagandist and a bootlicker
and someone that Dan posted the letters of Dan, John Nance, was
actually looking for employment with Dan Bongino for years.
His wife actually requested a job going back to 2018, which is
before I even knew John, before I ever met him.
He said one agent to another, which is.
That's a different e-mail. Yeah.
And he was like, I just, you know, I really wanted to shake
your hair. I just want to get out there and
touch you so that you could give me a break when I get out.
John has always dreamed of being a writer.
And so now he's writing for Town Hall, and a few people read his
story, and nobody follows him over on X.
And that's good enough for him to feel.
He must feel like the fat kid who finally got picked in dodge
ball. That's kind of the way that I'm
looking at this. He finally got picked because
now the director of the FBI is sharing his propaganda spin
because he's always been in favor of covering for the FBI.
It just turns out now it's quote UN quote, our FBI.
So we've got him being promoted by Cash Patel.
That's actually how Cash Patel first acknowledged that Stephen
Jensen was in fact, the the assistant director of the
Washington Field Office, which should have been a press release
dropped out like at the end of March.
Instead it it waited until like the day before yesterday.
The whenever there is appointment even of a special
agent in charge or an ADIC assistant director in charge,
that's like the same functionality, just one of the
bigger offices. LA, New York, Washington field
office, they do issue the press release because there's a link
to it. When you go to the website for
each field office and there's a hyperlink at the name of that
individual. It links immediately to that
press release about their appointment and what they did,
which is what I go to fairly regularly to find out how little
experience the person actually has.
Yeah, because we'll tell you what the bio is.
OK? Lest you think that I'm making
this up, that Julie has appointed herself as the
spokesperson, She went on Bannon's War Room on Real
America's Voice the other day. And the the.
There's something very funny to me, too, about the fact that a
woman who's never held a security clearance has a website
that is called Declassified Live.
Is that not the stupidest thing you've ever heard?
Like she doesn't even know what classifications are.
Which she might be confusing declassified with unclassified
because everything she's saying is open source intelligence.
That's fair. OK, OK, so here she is.
She's totally not doing cover for AD State guy who went after
the J Sixers J6. Julie I thought was the hero of
these people. This is her totally not running
cover. She's already asked Dan and Cash
what to think, and now you have to think this too.
And I want to just reiterate, Steve Johnson's hands are dirty
on January 6th. There's in some cases, in some
ways dirtier than others because he did take a lead role.
So I'm not diminishing that. I'm not excusing it.
I'm not justifying it. But when you're looking for
people who know where the dead bodies are buried, who knows
where this information could be housed, who can explain how
everything went down and who was really responsible for it, you
have to have those inside sources to do that.
And so look, I was defund the FBI, you know, burned down the
building. I mean, I don't think I said
that. So I don't want to be in trouble
for that. But that was when the Democrats
were running it. So, OK, now we can shut down the
FBI. Sounds like a swell idea.
OK. I'm sure we can survive without
it. But with it goes all the answers
to the questions that we have. How many FBI informants and
undercover employees and other assets were involved in January
6th stocking the events of that day?
You saw Joe, Joe Kent so admirably talk to Mark, Senator
Mark Kelly about that yesterday and saying that the intelligence
community is looking into that. Where is the pipe bomber?
What happened to that? How after more than four years
did that remain unsolved? So many questions that we still
don't have answers to. Were there members of Congress
who were involved in the plot plotting and planning of January
6th? There certainly is evidence to
point to that. So again, Chris Ray didn't leave
all of this information and evidence and material and
records on Cash Patel's desk. To the contrary, it is hidden
who knows behind how many locks. And this is what Tulsi Gabbard
again was referring to in her interview last night.
I'm Steve friend. Have you ever worked a violent
felony? A time or or I don't know, 200
sure. Have you ever used a
confidential human source in order to accomplish the the
investigative goals and and have somebody convicted of a violent
felony? Yes, I have regularly.
OK, If somebody wanted to know about that case, would they have
ever gone to your special agent in charge and asked the special
agent in charge like what's going on with the the CHSS and
Steve Friends case? Would they, would they have
known anything about that? No, no, the special agent is.
Clear to know that, by the way, as far as you know.
The special agents in charge do not get down to the nitty gritty
of the individual cases. How about the program manager
for Indian Country that was at headquarters?
Did they know about your violent felony cases?
No, to the extent what they would call me every 18 months
when they got newly appointed and and say, hey, look, I've
never been to an Indian Reservation, but I let me.
Keep going. What about the unit chief?
What about the What about the program manager's boss?
Would the unit chief know what Steve Friend was doing on a
case? No, I'd actually have to
communicate up the chain of command whenever I needed them
to sign off on one of my disruption stats.
For what about the unit chief's boss, the section chief to the
section chief of the Indian country, which would have been
some sort of like broader violent crime topic under the
the the Criminal Investigation Division.
Would somebody as a section chief actually know what the
unit chief didn't know? What the program manager didn't
know what your SEC didn't know, what your boss may or may not
have known that you knew? Would they have known that?
Oh, absolutely. Because that's what Steve Jensen
was. He had intimate knowledge.
As Steve Jensen was a section chief.
Now the problem is, is that it's very, very hard for people who
don't know what they're talking about to really understand.
And so I've got something that's going to be awkward for both of
us, but we're going to bring Julie on to try to explain who
this person is. I did this last night on the
call and show. I'm not going to interrupt you
as much. I'm going to actually let you
just talk anytime you want. You guys know this?
I am so used to getting heat on Twitter or.
Anywhere, thanks for joining us. Sometimes I invite it upon
myself, which is fine, I can handle it.
I'm a big girl. You're a big girl.
But the past few days has been a little bit more challenging.
His friends and ally. Was there a lot of mansplaining?
People on the right are really coming after me for what they
view as my defense of Cash Patel and Dan Bongino moving AJ6
instigator, not J6 instigator. J6 persecutor moving that
individual to head off the Washington Field office.
Would taking umbrage with being accused of causing a miscarriage
be attacking you, Julie? So we're going to let her cook
for a second because she's going to tell you how much she knows
about the org chart that I just recited from memory because I
worked at the FBI. She's going to explain to us
what Steve Jensen did and why we need him, because he does, of
course, know where the bodies. Are going to declassify it, OK.
She's declassifying it live the. Most powerful field office
throughout the entire FBI system.
So that individual's name is Steve Jensen.
Now, Steve Jensen between April of 2020 and October of 2021 was
the chief of the let me see if I can get this right.
There's so many agents offices. They all have these weird titles
and sections and units. Was head of the domestic
terrorism operation center chief.
No. What was he?
That's it's not detox, it's it's detox.
Decock, It's like you put the hammer down on a gun.
Oh, OK. All right.
No, I mean, she, she's tried really hard to get it right.
Let's give her a chance. Let's let's let's.
Let's let her have the inside knowledge.
She obviously talked to Cash and Dan.
I'm my concern is that they don't know either but.
I mean, and look it, we can be snarky as we want.
They don't be reliable. It took me years to learn this
stuff because it's not intuitive.
It's not. I mean, it takes you a while to
look at rank. Look, let's just be real.
For regular people, if you're walking around on a military
base, and I've done this, let's say I went to do a TDY with the
Navy, which I did, and I'm on a Navy base, no idea.
There's lots of eagles and anchors.
There's a lot of eagles and anchors and stars and I don't
know if I'm saluting people or if I'm just walking by and
giving them what's up, bro. I don't know if I'm just like
grabbing my nuts. I, I don't know what any of
their rank means because all of their ranks are completely
foreign to me and FBI. It's totally foreign.
If you understand that there are two different sectors.
One of them's in the field office where you have GS13 brick
agents, you have GS14 supervisory special agents.
Then you go and have your your ASAC, right, which is going to
be the assistant special agent chart.
Then you have the special agent chart that's kind of like the
org chart for a field office. But then you go over to
headquarters and the Ssas are basically like the brick agents.
They're GS fourteens, but they're the low man on the totem
pole and they're the program manager types and they're doing
the basic work, the grunt work of headquarters.
Then you have their bosses who are called assistant unit chiefs
and unit chiefs. And you're like, oh, OK.
And then they have assistant section chiefs and section
chiefs. And those people answer to a
deputy assistant director, which may or may not be in the field
or somewhere else. And then they answer to an
assistant director who answers to an executive assistant
director. There's a lot of assistant and
directors like running around. There's a lot of words that
don't mean a lot. You can have the word deputy in
your title and be the number two in the FBI or be the number 15
in the FBI. You could be an assistant
manager or an assistant to the manager.
Look, I didn't know what was the higher ranking, a section or a
unit for like the first five years of being in the FBI
because I was in a remote location.
It didn't matter to me. Because you didn't deal with
them. And this is the problem with
having people make comments on things that they don't
understand. She doesn't understand one, just
how high level we did a quick equivalency the the section
chief running January 6th is like the general that decides
the campaign strategy to destroy Afghanistan.
Like that's the high level we're talking about.
And if you want to have the analogy that the general knows
where the bodies are buried, that the general somehow can
tell you what type of laptop of but you know, Osama bin Laden
had in the house in Islamabad because the door kickers knew
it, because SEAL Team 6 went there and and ran that
operation. He's the one who grainlit the
operation. You're telling me that he has
inside knowledge from inside the room that he was never inside
of? There's no chance that this
case. Eisenhower organized Operation
Overlord to take the beaches in Normandy.
He wasn't telling the individual soldiers what to do in the
hedgerows after they took the beach.
There's a fundamental difference between being like the strategic
guy behind the scenes orchestrating and being the
architect of the entire thing, and then being on the ground
actually doing the like the minutiae.
Strategic versus tactical is the thing, and I want to show you
this exact thing. I just switched you on different
sides. People are going to have their
head spin. This is the actual testimony.
The the the article by John Nance basically goes out and is
a hit piece at a slander of George Hill, who spent 35 years
with a top secret clearance. He spent more time with a top
secret clearance than John Nance did earning a living of any
kind. As far as I can tell, John Nance
was a cop for a couple years, an FBI agent for 20 or 21 years
like everybody else does. And now he's sitting there like
he's George Hill has significantly more time as as a
cleared person with a full scope polygraph.
And so he's saying George Hill is a liar and FBI agents don't
lie. Can you think of a famous
example of an FBI agent, I don't know, lying and having to pay
for that? Andy McCabe.
OK, Andy McCabe, who used to be the what?
But acting director of the FBI? He was the number one person in
the FBI who spent his entire career in the FBI and was done
that. What about Charlie Mcgonigal?
Do we think he lied about the hundreds of thousands of dollars
in cash? Would that have been sort of
like a lie on somewhere? I think it constitutes a lie
because of the amounts we don't know are probably in excess of
seven figures, but yes. Right, OK.
How well do long time agents think of non agents?
Is that a is that a slur to call somebody a non agent or would
you do that as a diminutive way? Yes, it's the same as saying
just an analyst. Hill is a former FBI non agent
supervisory intelligence analyst.
In other words, he got the same paycheck that John Nance did,
that he had the exact same sort of pay scale AGS 14 as John
Nance did, except he actually did work and John Nance sat
around and was on Facebook. Because I know who John Nance
is. He was questioned before the
House Committee on the Judiciary on February the 7th, 2023.
Mr. Hill was not Underoath. But as is true of anyone
providing testimony to Congress, lying is a prosecutable offense.
Pertinent part of his testimony says that the FBI used threat
tags. He's mostly talking about what
goes on in the Bank of America. Folks, if you want to go back
and listen to George Hill say it in his own words, yes, George.
Somebody asked me if I was interviewing an alien or a burn
victim when we had the the chat. I love and I love that George
doesn't care about that because he's a, he's just like a hard
dude. But George's statement basically
said at some point in time they, they pivoted to what Steve
Jensen was doing on January 6th and the, the discussion of how
they went after them. And he said, quote, Steve Jensen
said, you know, I don't give a blank.
They're GD terrorists and we're going to round them all up.
And John Nance said lack of candor.
I kid you not right now, Steve Fred, I can barely hold this in.
Lack of candor is an FBI agent's kryptonite.
Lying about any matter is the death knell of an agent's
career, and it excludes an agent from ever testifying in court
thereafter. It is widely understood among
the agent population that is far better to confess to a misdeed
than to tell a lie, and it's generally true that the cover up
is orders of magnitude worse than the original infraction.
George Hill's a non agent so lacking candor I guess would
matter to him per your. Right.
But the agent would never swear that he he would never swear.
And he said they asked him like very bruntly.
They said, hey man, Steve Jensen, did you ever say those
words that George Hill said? And he said no.
And they said, do you even swear?
And he said, no, I don't. And so that's good enough.
That is provable. That's referred to as a logical
fallacy. Generally speaking, it's called
the fallacy of what appeal to. Authority.
And the authority is that FBI agents don't live and and we
just showed you that they do live.
I'm going to let Julie. There's no true No True Scotsman
fallacy. The same idea.
Yeah, well, that's that's actually saying like, yeah, like
everybody basically has to meet this ideal and they don't
listen. There is no true Scotsman in
reality when it comes to a a perfect FBI agent that doesn't
lie and never does anything wrong because we've all done our
time card. It doesn't matter.
Yeah, we all lie on the time card.
We all commit time card fraud, which is long at a federal
document, which is a felony by the way.
Can you do you want to tell people when you have to certify
that time card that is going to say when your your pay period is
is going to be covered by Wednesday?
At the close of business of the pay period, which ends two days
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I want before you put her back on I, I need to just say this.
We're we're going to look at facts and evidence.
OK, George Hill during his testimony, said things that were
the the main facts. The facts are Stephen Jensen was
the section chief of the domestic terrorism Operations
section, the architect of the January 6th investigations that
went on the weaponization, the persecutions that happened.
And he was recently promoted to become the a Dick, the assistant
director in charge of Washington Field Office, which is seemingly
problematic. Now, again, I've we've already
said we're have we're open to having our minds change.
Maybe he's Khalif Sheikh Mohammed and he knows where the
bodies are buried. I don't know.
But the facts are in evidence that he wasn't that one role.
Now he's been elevated to this other role.
George was basically representing to the
congressional representatives that he was zealously going
about that duty. That's it.
The the fact that he might have used naughty language or not is
basic distraction. It is no different than the Saul
Alinsky. We're going to pick a target,
isolate it, and shift the entire argument to whether or not
George Hill lied about Stephen Jensen using profanity, not
whether or not Stephen Jensen was in charge of January 6th and
is now in charge of Washington Field Office.
That's. And they don't debate that.
By the way, Julie Kelly says the same thing.
That's the the thing that he lists on his LinkedIn.
This is Stephen Jensen's LinkedIn, April 2020 October
2021. I normally wouldn't do the same
topic for one to two or three shows during the same week, but
I realized that Dan Bongino managed to do the same show for
like several years and everybody wanted to hear about Russia,
Russia, Russia and the peepee tape.
So we're going to get in there. We're going to get in there and
just keep doing the same because this needs to be done.
I'm not going to have somebody sit there and slander an
honorable man. This is the other piece of it.
When you see the things, when I say the words, I just want you
to close your eyes. Can you close your eyes?
People can see on the screen your eyes are closed.
OK. I love this.
I love doing stuff like it, like we're doing with a toddler.
If I told you, Steve, that I'm going to stand by and that it
will stand the test of time when the cases are fully adjudicated,
January 6, cases in the light of day with the evidence.
And the American public will know that we did the right thing
for the right reason in the right manner.
Not only to uphold our system of government, but to protect the
institutions that were put in place for the American citizens.
Who could have said those words if you were going to guess like
your top 3 answers? Christopher Wray.
Christopher Wray.
This is why we're friends. All right, go ahead, open.
Those are Christopher Ray's words, Underoath.
Except those are Stephen Jensen's words underoath when he
spoke to weaponization. This is like this is a non
negotiable point. Just a company man mouthing the
talking points that so so at best then he just followed
orders. At best, here's the other bit of
it. Ready because this is Stephen
Jensen again, you're seeing the testimony here.
This comes from the weaponization time because they
were trying to debunk George's testimony.
They brought him in and said, hey, man, is this true?
And they asked him, how did you decide who was going to be
prosecuted? This is not like this is not a
negotiable situation. The question is, did Donald
Trump pardon J Sixers when he came into office?
Yes or no? Of course.
And then they said, well, what was the what was the way that
you decided who to go after? He wrote, he said this.
So like I said, the clear bright line agreed upon between myself
and the FBI and the DOJ was individuals or their devices
identified inside the Capitol was action to field offices for
further investigation. In other words, that's who we
decided to go after and arrest. Who developed the bright line.
They also said some other things.
They had what they called plus up factors.
That's how people like Brandon Straka got wrapped up.
That's how Owen Shroyer got wrapped up.
That's how people who are completely like doing
journalistic activities outside of the building got rolled up.
The plus up factors which were considered.
And Gates says, well, who developed the bright line?
Who are the people involved in the discussion that set up with
this bright line was? And Jensen says that would have
been myself in consultation with Assistant Director Jill Sanborn
and DOJCTS attorneys at that time.
I believe it was Matt Blue who was my direct counterpart, but
there could have been other attorneys who were present.
It is not negotiable that Stephen Jensen was the guy who
designed and decided who was going to be attacked for January
6th. Why are we seeing these people
run this, this cover game? Like, what?
What is the possible end goal here?
Because I don't get it. I don't understand why they're
doubled down on this nonsense. I think that let's give the
maximum amount of grace and latitude here, please.
And we've talked about this before, you know, Cash Patel,
Dan Margino, this is a unique time because both of them are
outsiders as opposed to the deputy director being somebody
from the inside. And it's highly likely to me
that Stephen Jensen was in that position at checking Chief of
DTOS. He leaves there, they have to
launder him and to revamp his career.
So he goes to the training unit, then he goes to become the
special agent in charge of Columbia Division.
And now Dan Bongino and Cash Patel are on the inside.
They're hearing from all of the snakes.
They are the hey, like, hey, this is a good company guy.
He's got a background in terrorism and he would be a good
fit for Washington Field office. And they just took it on good
faith that he was at the recommendation, was the guy to
put there and they didn't vet him very thoroughly.
That's the most grace. You would give Let me ask you
another question though. What is public corruption is as
far as FBI jargon, What is public corruption and what are
public corruption cases? That's an entire violation that
you'll have squads attributed to where essentially somebody who
is in a position of public trust engages in an act that abuses
their power to enrich themselves.
So who are those people? What?
What's an example of someone you'd investigate for a public
corruption? I mean, I investigated tribal
council members, elected officials who stole money from
the coffers of the Indian tribe. OK.
If you were going to estimate the city in America that had the
most number of potential public corruption targets, what city
would that be? What you think?
Washington field office. I'm not trying to lead you
specifically other than it's really easy to do, but like.
Seriously, everybody, there's a politician or a government
worker. Everybody there is a politician
or in a position of public trust because of how they work.
The Washington field office has the single biggest public
corruption mission set of any field office.
Would that be a fair statement you think?
Yeah, I think that and probably counterintelligence similarly be
just because of the target. New York, NY actually tries to
vie for that because they have the UN and a lot of consulates
up there. So you got New York on one side,
you got Washington Field, but those two basically vie for the
biggest CI mission. And the public corruption on the
criminal side is a uniquely important mission that
Washington Field has. Who is the top elected official
that people will recognize in the United States right now?
The President. President.
Of the United States, Could he be looked at for public
corruption? Yes.
And for counterintelligence,
which I think both of them were opened on him.
And, and would you imagine that the people who were arrested for
January 6th violations, that they were supporters or not
supporters of the president? Largely supporters, unless they
were, I don't know, activists who were engaged.
Yeah, just like. Rocketeers.
OK, I just want to see it. So basically, and he was the FBI
headquarters. So basically he was overseeing
with the FBI considered domestic terror threats.
So during that tenure, he oversaw the FBI's response to
the 2020 riots, which we know it's basically nothing except
bending the knee in Washington, DC for the death, the sad,
tragic death of George Floyd. Kidding.
And then of course, preparations leading up to January 6th and
afterwards. So in his role, Steve Jensen,
and I've said this over and over, his hands are very dirty.
Everyone's hands at the FBI. We're not going to find anyone,
especially top official, whose hands are clean when it comes to
January 6th. His do.
You think that's true or not? Well, I can think of one who's a
mutual friend of ours, like Garrett O Boyle, whose hands
seem rather clean despite what Julie Kelly alleges about him.
I mean, I can think of, I don't know, myself, who basically
sacrificed my anonymity, financial security, career
prospects for the ongoing future, for people who I'd never
met because of the way the FBI weaponized the January 6
investigations. Yeah, if people are wondering
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It turns out there are no good freeze frames of her face.
We're probably all in that boat. But it's more when you're washed
out. Let's do more Julie Kelly,
'cause I like it. Or more so than others.
So I'm going to say that over and over so everyone understands
this. So as this domestic terrorism
chief, he held I think 2 phone calls a day with all 56 field
offices. So not denying George Hill's
information there either. No, that's an evidence.
Calls. I think Tim T Bolt was involved.
Tim Tebow, also known as Tim T Bolt, if you don't know who he
is because you never met Tim T Bolt.
Is she going to pivot over to Stephen Dantuano, who she thinks
is the the mastermind of all things?
T Bolt and then Steven Antuano, who was the Washington Field
Office chief throughout the entire January 6th prosecution,
Python investigation, etcetera. So these were twice a day, daily
and then weekly as they were giving guidance how to round up
J Sixers, what charges to bring, how to investigate, etcetera.
So we agreed all the problems. Yeah, yeah.
It doesn't sound like there's any daylight between us on who
the bad actors were or the the people that were at the helm and
what they were doing. So why is there a rift here?
I don't know. And then the director, who's
thought of as friendly but doesn't seem to be working on
our behalf right now, used to say certain things about the
FBI. I'm going to give people a
taste. If you don't know who's in
charge of the FBI, it's this guy sitting here talking on the Sean
Ryan Show. We did play it before, but I'm
just giving you these are just facts and evidence statements
that have been made about what needs to be done with the.
FBI then we need to decrease what I call government creep
with personnel. The FB is footprint has gotten
so freaking big and the biggest problem the FBI has had has come
out of its Intel shops. I'd break that component out of
it. I'd shut down the FBI Hoover
building on day one and reopening the next day as a.
Museum of the Deep State and I'd take the 7000 employees that
work in that building and send them across America to chase
down criminals. Go be cops, you're cops.
Go be cops. Go chase down murderers.
And rapists. And drug dealers.
And violent offenders. I mean, FBI agents are not cops.
You were a cop. You were an FBI agent.
They're not there's. Definitely a difference.
I understand the sentiments where it's at.
There is maybe some daylight now because Julie Kelly is making
the argument the Clintons made when they were having the the
fighter jets fly over when they became the president and they're
saying, oh, those are our jets now.
So she's saying, you know, we can't get rid of the FBI because
it's our play thing. Look, I'm I've said two or three
times already, I'm open to being told what the rationale was for
appointing and promoting Khalif Sheikh Mohammed to be in charge
of the National Counterterrorism Center.
Maybe there is a benign and innocent reason for that.
Yeah, Why don't we just put Chris Ray?
Because, listen, I was trying to think of who knows where the
bodies are at the FBI. Why don't we put Chris Ray in
charge of the FBI? What about Ali?
What about Alejandro Mayorkas? Like, he could be the borders
are. I feel like he has a pretty good
sense of how that works. I mean, he's definitely
experienced in that regard, right?
What about Jelaine? He has a resume very much like
yeah. No.
He knows where things are. He knows what was done in the
last administration, so he should be able to dig that up.
You'd think, what about like, Jelaine Maxwell or whatever her
name is, could she be in charge of like a new human trafficking
task force? Because I'm pretty confident she
knows where some of the bodies are buried.
I'm pretty sure that she was convicted of human trafficking
to no one because none of the names were brought up.
So, yeah, so we need to bring her in and hire her.
Let's give her an SES salary of like $250,000 a year.
Let's pay her because she knows where the bodies are buried,
right? I mean, doesn't that, isn't that
kind of the logic? Let's do it.
That's the logic, but I mean, I think we're probably more likely
to see Nance get a senior executive service.
What about? What about Mangley, Joseph
Mangley? What was his reputation?
Excellent doctor, just exposed a lot of things about the human
anatomy that we are very useful today.
Yeah, by doing what? Vivisection.
By cutting open live people and letting them die on the table.
That kind of thing. I mean putting like dyes in
people's eyeballs to see if it could change their color.
So the thing about doing that is, is that the, the, the
contributions that he made, I mean, although he was horrible
and his hands were obviously very dirty and he was involved
in things that like killed people and he wasn't a good
person. Like his contributions to the
science, though, are, are invaluable.
The things he could provide to the to our knowledge, should we
make him, you know, someone like him in charge of, let's say
Surgeon general or the American? Do you have American Board of
Medical? Yeah, I mean, we could make
Anthony Fauci in charge of HHS. You know who?
Knows better where the COVID tyranny is than Anthony Fauci.
Transportation Secretary Mussolini, he kept the trains
running on time, but you know, Hitler did build the Autobahn to
either one of them. Good.
Do you remember Cash Patel asking me specifically if there
was anybody I thought that should be fired at the FBI?
Anyone by name? Yeah, I remember.
Did I name anybody? Yes, yes.
Who was that? Spencer Evans.
Hi, I'm Spencer Evans, Special Agent in charge of the FB is Las
Vegas division. Last week, a previously deported
Ms. 13 gang member from El Salvador started his day the
same way he had for the past several years, hiding from law
enforcement as a fugitive in New York City.
However, thanks to some great investigative work by special
agents across multiple divisions of the FBI, this subject ended
his day wearing a pair of these and sitting in an FBI holding
cell just like this one. That's the first time he's
touched handcuffs in years. Spencer.
Say that he's never put handcuffs on anybody.
No, he was fired. Do you know that he was fired?
Apparently because we were told we got a little message that
came from Cash Patel saying like we got him and then we found out
that he was actually allowed back into the office and now
he's getting he got that message that's you just saw in the video
was posted on Cash Patel's director FBI web Twitter handle
this morning. I mean, I don't think the
director's in charge of his his ex accounts.
He's probably just hoping that they they just don't embarrass
him. Oops.
That that's not good and. I hope I don't have a screenshot
of him saying he was going to get rid of Spencer Evans.
I know three people who saw it, so maybe I do or maybe I don't.
Well, we do have you. You do have to take take
everything we say with a grain of salt.
It kind of rings hollow, according to the unofficial
public affairs. Oh.
That's right. Hold on.
What's your name? Hold on.
Where's she at? Let me put her up here.
You don't get to answer. She'll answer for you.
Go ahead and tell her. What does Julie say?
No they don't. I just did and will continue to
do so. Yeah, we don't get to talk about
this. Why does it ring hollow again?
Because we all had something to do with January 6th.
Yes, we all we all were part of the persecution far more than
Stephen Jensen. Like I mean, he he was just, you
know, at at the top, but we were really had our hands dirty and
causing women to miscarry. I I guess that.
That what did you, what did you lose your job over again?
I can't remember. It's hard to sometimes it's hard
to remember so far. Oh, because I looked at the
employee handbook improperly. That's the official reason.
But the official reason was that
what did you mean the handbook? Steve.
Protected whistleblower disclosures regarding the FB is
weaponized processes concerning January 6th investigations like
sending SWAT teams to arrest cooperative subjects and
manipulating the way that they did the the cases.
When you look at a guy who was the section chief of D TOS who
said that he created a scalable and prosecutable option to be
able to roll out across the country for January 6th
operations, you think that involved the use of SWAT?
Not only did it involve the use of SWAT, it also involved the
use of manipulating the statistics through the
integrated program management, which I blew the whistle on
because the one case that was January 6th was turned into 2400
cases spread around the country to ensure that special agents in
charge of all 56 field offices received their annual bonuses
for at least 4 fiscal years. Right, right, right.
All right. But let's let's be real, Who
actually runs the FBI? We know the director is just a
messaging guy. So who runs the FBI?
That's typically the deputy director.
The deputy director. Who's the deputy director?
Dan Bongito. OK, I've got some good.
He's like, he's a pretty hardliner.
He wouldn't let cutesy time continue, right?
The FBI is lost. It's broken, irredeemably
corrupt. At this point, the inexcusable
rate on President Trump's home was a straw that broke the
camel's back. I mean it when I say it, it's
way past time to clean this FBI house up.
They have burned every last shred of faith and trust freedom
loving Americans had in it. And to the libs out there,
listen. Don't even waste your time
lecturing me on this issue. Not a second.
I get you right off. I pay no attention to you losers
OK? No one's been a stauncher
defender of FBI agents I work with than me.
Go back and listen to my shows you dip wods.
I was the one defending them all the time.
I've actually been a federal agent, a cop who actually put my
butt on the line. But what the FBI did to Donald
Trump, that wasn't law enforcement.
It was tyranny. Tyranny.
I use the word very specifically.
I use my words deliberately on this show.
And like most abuses that come from the left, in this case
within the FBI, we were warned about FBI corruption decades
ago. Most of our history we didn't
didn't have those institutions. The FBI came in during the First
World War, and interestingly enough, the one thing that
Woodrow Wilson did, he used the FBI to spy on American citizens
and actually arrest them if they disagreed with his foreign
policy about going to war in Europe.
It almost looks like the FBI was designed to spy on Americans who
might be disagreeing with policy, especially the foreign
policy. And we've only allowed the
bureaucracy to grow. We've only allowed Skynet to get
more goodies, capabilities, personnel, manpower, funding.
And they have used it and come to the inevitable conclusion
that it's true enemy is anyone who would dare to curb its
abilities at this point. I I mean, I agree with
everything that Dan Bongino said.
There and go. Figure I thought that's what we
were we were all hoping for, even if we didn't agree with the
guy like on other things it's. Like, look, if you don't agree,
we're we're never going to agree with these guys on even if they
were doing things that we love. Like you're never going to agree
with them on everything. Like the person who I agree with
most, I married and I still don't agree with her on
everything. I heard you not agree with her
this morning. Just saying I'm not going to
share any inside details, but like, somebody may have moved a
camera and didn't need to be doing that sort of thing.
What the heck's going on? Oh, that's right.
She's she's not watching the Kyle surfing show, so.
Yeah, yeah. No, we're safe.
Can you? Yeah, thankfully.
Can you read what that deputy director Dan Bongino said that
the, the the guy who told us that cutie time is over, don't
get dead? What?
What is he saying out there on Twitter?
He said. I'll state again that I realized
asking you to trust me is an insult.
This isn't a trust me business. It's a get stuff done business.
You will see results. What the director and I are
doing is not an accident reform. Results are now our only
priorities. When you say you will see
results, what are you asking me to do with that statement you
think? Trust me bro.
I just, it's so hard, like who's setting up these dunks on
themselves over and over again? Why are we doing?
This, I, I think that they, they could buy a lot more patients
from, from people because I'm seeing that there's, there's a
lot of people are, are just justifiably losing patience.
They could buy a, a little bit of patience by achieving things
that are achievable very quickly.
Getting that snowball rolling. I mean, coming out and saying,
look, we, we fired this person or we ended the IPM quota system
or we give you one name off the Epstein list.
I mean, I remember when that was a thing like 3 or 4 weeks ago,
and it's just kind of gone away. Well, they were going to do the
Epstein list, but then, you know, they found out that you
were hanging out at a house down in Key Largo.
Is that right? In Key Largo?
So cash was like, well, I'm on a boat, M Effer, I'm on a boat.
I'm I'm going fast. I got a nautical, nautical theme
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He's just like chilling there. So he wanted to go hang out with
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So you got to show up. I mean, director always attends
selections. There was a director at your
SWAT selection I'm pretty sure, right?
No, he was not out there in the one day smoke session in Sioux
City, IA. I didn't see James Comedy.
Did you have a boat? Did you have a boat?
Iteration, folks, if you're missing the video here, there's
just a boat that's flying around.
Did you have a boat iteration in your SWAT selection?
And can you articulate to me why that would be?
What are we doing there? We we didn't have a boat
iteration. We weren't having to to paddle
the the itty bitty boat like we were Navy Seals.
However, the Omaha, NE SWAT team was a water team, so we had to
do watercalls every single year even.
What's a waterfall? What's a watercall?
What do they do? They make you like tread water
for several minutes and then swim down to the bottom of the
of the pool and pick up a brick. I mean, it's not overly
complicated. Do you?
Tread water with a rifle and your play carrier on or no?
No, no, you just have to have a shirt on AT shirt.
And and like a speed or or like a trunks.
No. You could just do it with just
AT shirt and and naked underneath.
That's what would happen, like if you fell in a, they would say
like, hey, look, this is good training 'cause if you ever fall
in a pool, you didn't want to make sure that you're able to do
it. I'm like but I would have a kid
on and and a helmet and rifle. And boots did you have, did you,
you know, boots or Solomon's or whatever high speed go, you
didn't have to have any of that stuff in the water.
No, no, we didn't have to do that, but it was real world
training, which is why they always said index at the end of
it, which was news. Do you want to, do you want to,
do you want to talk about that for a second?
Because that's actually really. Funny.
Well, I mean, I was doing role-playing for some like
actual military guys, and they were referencing the end of the
exercise because these guys were training and they would do
different evolutions throughout the day and they would say end X
end of exercise. And then it occurred to me that
for my entire FBI career, whenever we would do trainings,
they would say index because the FBI is full of a lot of Larpers
and cosplayers who at one point heard index but assumed that
they meant index because that's the actual word.
So anytime the. Exercise gets abbreviated index.
So just further evidence of how fake these guys are who, you
know, like to pretend to be in the military, go play GI Joe
invent or at least adopt and Co-op terminology.
I mean they would say like, oh, we're going to X fill from the
SWAT and I'm like, you mean drive home like we're not
getting an help. I had a dude tell me that the
reason that that SWAT in the FBI has to wear pajamas, AKA they'd
have to wear the multi cams, was for the infill.
And I'm like, the infill is you getting out of the back of a
truck and walking 50 yards tops across somebody's front yard
where you then and turn on lights, sirens and knock and
announce that you're there. What is the what is the infill?
I don't, I have some, some infill operational badges
sitting over on my, my thing here.
I learned how to swim 2 miles in subsurface, right, and do an
infill to a beach assault, which is actually an amphibious move.
And when I did it, I had to swim with the current running out
because that's when the timing hit in the middle of pitch
darkness, 20 feet underwater for two miles off a boat in the
middle of a Alligator Bay outside of Panama, Panama City.
And the best part of it, Steve, is that I was wearing Cole kit
had a rock that was tied to me. You know that you neutrally
buoyant and I'm running in there with nothing but a compass board
trying to make sure I hit the right spot.
And then I was judged based on whether I and I, I got there in
time or not. And then you guys were doing
infills by like walking? I mean that that's the job you
were going and applying and being selected for.
Like that's the expectation. SWAT in the FBI is a collateral
duty. You're not paid extra.
It's four days of training and basically you go out and you're
supposed to do high risk search warrants and arrest warrants
that are law enforcement purposes.
Like we would do cold weather training.
And look, I hate me some cold weather training.
And I remember them saying like, well, you know, you need to know
if your equipment's going to work when it's 30° below.
And I would say we would just do the warrant tomorrow when it's
not as cold, right? Like, why do I need to camp out
in a tent for four days here in the in the sticks when I
actually drove past the Holiday Inn Express that we would be
staying at if we were here on an operation?
Yeah, or you could have the the rise in global terrorism, have
you do something like this. We're going to show you the most
cool guy thing. This is what's distracting the
director right now. So they're actually, and this is
a real possibility that he's doing this and that's why
they're promoting the wrong guy. But I just you, you spent what,
eight years in the FBI. Do you want to tell me how many
times you did these things in the FBI?
I never hung out of a helicopter.
That's cool looking though. No, I never did anything
maritime. That's a cool.
Boat. What about that?
Never did. Never did repel training.
I did. Did some CQB for sure.
OK, that's basically what you do.
What? About what about a low and slow?
Would they drop you out 303030? Nope, Nope.
Every infill that we did, No. Did you?
Ever do it on a dirt bike? No dune buggies, no bicycles.
How about a Halo? Infill diving, Halo insertions,
No, no skiing, and we definitely didn't have canines.
Fast rope you fast roped in. I've never fast.
Roped. Never fast roped.
What about did you do explosive breeches?
Some of those. No, we had a a breacher who was
trained on that, but I never saw him employ it.
Yeah, never, never authorized to actually use it.
No, no, the the most kinetic we got was the the chainsaw where
they would breach it. My buddy used the hydraulic
breacher a lot, he was really big into that.
Have you ever seen that one done?
I have. I've seen it demoed but never
used on an operation. Super effective because all it
does is just shatters the damn door and then the door just
falls over because it's like, I mean that's that's a really good
thing. It's actually better.
The thing that is a problem when you put out a recruiting video
saying like, look at all this super high speed stuff that 30
guys get to do in the FBI, there's 14,000 agents, You're
not going to be one of these dudes, but sign up anyway.
Sit at a. Desk and healthcare fraud in
Detroit. Work your healthcare fraud super
hard and dream of that. Dream of your freaking war boner
that you don't get to have 'cause you didn't join the
military and you were an accountant.
But they're not that. It's a complete
misrepresentation of what there exist to do.
Bro what are you talking about? Like the director wears freaking
Gators. I mean.
I so wanted these guys not to suck.
I don't understand what just happened.
I don't get it. I'm so disappointed.
Maybe Julie knows more. Do you think she knows anything
else? Should we ask?
Her she's declassifying everything, so let's send it.
Again, his hands are very dirty. His hands are dirty.
Been moved to have a lot of Washington field office now.
Why do I find this interesting and why am I taking a wait and
see approach instead of how most people are reacting?
This guy should be fired, he should be thrown in jail, he
should face charges, etcetera, etcetera.
Maybe he should. Maybe he will.
OK, but no, he won't because he just got promoted.
Maybe he will face charges after we promoted him three times
following his orchestration. I'll just find the best.
Screenshot of it. Here's the fun thing.
He was a cop. He's a he.
Oh, hold on. She says he's true blue.
That's my favorite. Steve, she stole your line.
She stole my. Book line.
Royalties. Of J Sixers saying this is not
how we do it. This is a very like bleed.
He was a whistle guy. He was a cop in Colorado before
he became an FBI agent. Family of cops, you know how
they think. So this is his.
He's from New York, by the way. He's from Stony.
He went to school in Stony Brook.
Is is the implication here? And I mean, this might be true.
Is the implication that he knows where the bodies are buried like
above him? Like he's going to turn over
Nancy Pelosi, who was the mastermind kingpin behind
January 6th. It was a put up job entirely.
And he's leveraged that into being appointed or promoted to
one of the highest ranks because he played in these dirty pools.
And as his hands are dirty, we need to give him this deal of a
promotion. Not just that, the deal should
be you don't go to jail for as long.
Dude, they can Calkins him, they can say, listen, you have total
immunity, you're going to lose your job, but you have total
immunity from any criminal charges.
It's a Calkins warning. This is something that exists
inside the federal government. So anybody that's like, what if?
What if they just needed him to turn state's evidence?
It's like you ever Did you ever use the term state's evidence
when you work for the FBI? But I never you know.
Never launched A probe either. No probes and no states
evidence. No you don't.
You just Calkins warning them that comes in, they say hey
we're doing an internal investigation.
The wrongdoing you have now been read the Calkins warning, which
says you will not be held criminally liable.
You may lose your job if you violated FBI rule, policy or
federal law. You can be removed for any
breach of trust or any breach of duty, but you will not be held
criminally liable. The worst that happens is
basically you just don't get to work here anymore.
We need you. We are compelling you to answer.
And if you don't, then you will also be fired.
The end. And that guy would go and sing
like a Canary because that's what they do or they would do
what Kyle Seraphin did, which is what I said.
If I'm going to come and talk to you, I'm going to bring a member
of Congress. And they pissed themselves and
they never called me again, which was actually funny.
That was a total bluff, by the way.
I told the FBI that I was going to be bringing Jim Jordan with
me to a meeting with them. And they panicked.
And Jim Jordan's office wrote back and said we are not willing
to join you for a meeting with the FBI.
And I was like, whatever, I already told him you will.
And then they never called me again.
They never called me again. And they fired me for being
openly hostile to their investigators.
I I tried to do the same thing too with the security division.
I was like, hey, maybe I can get like Mike Lee to come in and sit
down with me as my attorney. Right.
No, that you cannot. Also, despite the fact that I'm
going to say that his hands are dirty on January 6th.
How many times she get? Among some of the dirtiest, so
I'm not downplaying any of this. Yes, you are.
It's exactly what this video. Is said it's a little bit more.
This is a lot of build up. Where's the punch line?
Describing this move to WFO, he also is very resistant to the
labeling of parents protesting at school boards as domestic.
During the thing that happened, he was.
Resisting by COJ Lisa Monaco, Deputy AG in particular, saying
hold on, there's no federal Nexus here.
If there's threats being made to school board members or to
school officials, that is a local state enforcement issue.
That's not a federal issue we have to have.
Some how does she know that he's.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's so you have to wait it.
Has to be on federal property. It has to be a federal crime.
So of course, the DOJ, Biden and Lisa Monaco are trying to come
up with these charges. He fought against this for days.
OK. Now in the end, he and another
official did authorize this Edu threat tag.
He just did what he said he wasn't going to do because.
In the end he just followed orders, but he really, really
didn't want to. But then he realized he wouldn't
get promoted if he didn't. Told you it's worth waiting.
I'm not defending this guy, but here I am defending this guy.
And in the end, he did exactly what he said he wouldn't do
because he has no principles whatsoever.
Delayed gratification. I've not forgotten and I, you
know, I need, I need to get commercial breaks back in TV.
Oh my God dude it's so funny. This is so.
That was then used to flag these parents, but then he left the
domestic terrorism office and. They hit him.
That's it. That's the whole story.
The story is he he got promoted, he went out to Quantico.
He got promoted to Quantico to be in the training division.
This is so infuriating. I don't know how like I I I.
I don't think Kesh Patel is a dumb person.
I've never had that experience. He's bright.
Dan Bongino, not dumb, very talented and managed to get a
lot of things done. What the are they doing?
What are they doing? Why are they putting this idiot
out there, Julie Kelly to speak for them?
And why on earth would you promote this clown when by the
way, the overwhelming social media response and the people
who are J Sixers who have basically gone to X because it's
the only place their voice can be heard, they're like, this is
crap. It is not manufactured.
We do not have manufactured outrage.
It is real outrage. It is absurd that you would
promote this guy. I think that this promotion and
Dan Bongino and Cash Patel and even Julie Kelly, all of this
could be resolved with a person. If you're surrounding yourself
with a person or a group of people who have the intimate
knowledge, speak the language and are willing to tap you on
the shoulder and say they're talking past you right now, you
don't understand it. I want to be a resource for you
to ensure that you have it. Like Julie Kelly, she doesn't
know the org chart and she just, we, I could easily talk to her
and say, look, you think that he raised the alarm bells and then,
you know, he, he, he moved on. No, he raised the alarm bells,
but then bent the knee. Clearly, by the way, the policy
went because it was ultimately his decision and then he was
rewarded for that. But you don't understand that
because you are spinning so far to justify I, I don't know that
your hope to become the public affairs officer in some regard.
And similarly, you know, the deputy director and the
director, they are surrounded by people who are nothing if not
survivors. They're cockroaches.
They can survive a nuclear Holocaust for their career.
They will do and say whatever it is.
And because both of them are come from the outside, which I
think is a good thing to shift the paradigm.
Yeah, that's the right answer. Actually, if they did it right.
If you are surrounded by people they can easily talk past they
speak you like you just said. Like it took years to understand
the org chart and the acronyms. Like they can be overwhelmed
entirely and then be bamboozled into promoting somebody who they
would not ordinarily do. Dude, I was in the Air Force for
four years and I still don't know what the difference between
like a group, A wing. I know what a squadron is
because I was in one, but I don't know what the rest of
those things are. I have no idea what an air wing
is or why they call it that or like how many people are
involved. And I certainly don't know what
a battalion is because I was never in the Army.
So I just look over and they go like, oh, it's a battalion
level. Think it's.
Smaller than a regiment, it's larger.
I don't know what the shit you guys are talking about.
Those are all British weird words from like World War One to
me and I just. Think it's left tenant.
It equals a bunch of guys. OK, so you don't know what a
unit or a section or any of these things are.
Yeah, that's fine. You're not a lot.
You're not required to know that.
The only reason we do is you don't really do know though.
I've been following the world events for a long time and I've
always thought that soccer is a is a sport for grass berries.
And I don't understand what this picture is.
This is the president of FIFA hand in cash, Patella.
But what? What would make you stand with
an organization that supposedly killed off a whole bunch of
Qatari based slaves from India that were building like the
World Cup soccer facilities for like one of the most
investigated Interpol corruption established organizations?
They say, weren't they the subject of an FBI investigation?
All of the. Investigations dude, FIFA is so
dirty, like it's always been listed as dirty.
It is like a massive public corruption like just cesspool
and there you have cash. Like did someone tell him like
hey bro, maybe not that Hang out with Gretzky, yes hang out with
FIFA president. No, don't do that one.
Who is running this OP? I like that's what I've been
trying to figure out who's in charge.
I'll give you the last word. I think that the book always
stops with the, you know, the name of the top.
I mean the the the director and the deputy director.
But at the same time, the people who favor the institution over
the Constitution. The people who have cut their
teeth and been elevating for years, had their four or five
years of actual experience and then learned the language and
promoted within the construct that was developed by people
like them to promote. People like them are whispering
sweet nothings into their ears, talking beyond them and
manipulating them into making mistakes that then now they
either have to admit that they made a mistake, which nobody
really wants to do. I mean, especially like an alpha
guy, like Cash and and Dan are like that's a difficult thing to
do you. Know what it does though?
You ever admit you're wrong and then realize how proud you are
being able to own that later? You ever do that with like your
wife, your kids, or like your friends?
I'm. Probably gonna have to do that
later after the show. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
But like it's a, it's a that actually is a power.
It is to be able to acknowledge. There is a cathartic element to
that, and I think it's authentic, which if anything, it
it goes to the very top. The president of the United
States, we've alluded to he is a billionaire who craps on a
golden toilet. But the one thing that his base
appreciates is his authenticity. He doesn't pretend to be just
one of the folks. He's like, no, I'm a
billionaire. I own Mar a Lago.
I play golf. Whenever I want I will buy your
car with your kids in it. Like that's my joke because I'm
busy. Yeah, that's there's an
authenticity there. And if you admit that you made a
mistake, America loves to give second chances as long as you
admit you made a mistake. I mean, you had George Foreman,
who I think just recently passed away, right?
He was like the bad guy to Muhammad Ali, and he completely
revamped his entire career as a boxer.
Love Mike Tyson and he bit some dudes ear off which was pretty
dirty. Yeah, now he's like a bro John
McEnroe, who is screaming out of the tennis courts and is now
like a respected TV analyst. Everybody gets an opportunity to
say hey I've I've cleaned up my image.
What you can't do is hire AJ6 warlord and have J6 Julie go out
there and run a cover. Op that looks like a freaking
hostage video. It looks a lot like this, like
someone's holding a gun to your head and telling you, you will
do this and you will turn the lights on so high that you look
like you've never seen the sun. And you will do your best
impression of a lizard that is in the the ice storm below 50°.
What I just there's no upside. Are you guys doing AMRAD this
weekend? We are.
But I've been gone for the, you
know, for the week here, and I just don't want to consume a lot
of news. So I found a story that is 7
years old. I think it's the origin story
for the worst people on earth. Look at white women who live in
the suburbs with a Coexist bumper sticker on their Subaru
who will cut the genitals off their children to impress their
friends at brunch. So we're going to go into that
long form Saturday. 10:30 rumble.com slash amradpod is
where you can find us and I appreciate it as always guys.
All right. I also want to thank our special
guest, Julie Kelly, also known as Jasik Julie and her coverage
of J6 Jensen, the J6 Warlord. I don't get it.
I don't pretend to. Steve, I hope you have a good
weekend too. Thanks for being on the program
this morning. You got it man, have a good
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I have. I guess I got something here
that could be a little bit funny.
We'll try to do something that makes us laugh a little bit.
Something about coffee things. I'm kind of a coffee guy now,
but I wasn't always. So I understand this little
piece. It's not as funny as some of the
things out there, but you know, it's a Friday.
We're doing the best we can do. Everybody on the Internet is
like acting like Mother Teresa, dude.
Just like on the Internet, just like we stand with Ukraine, I go
you. Don't even have custody of your
kids. Did what?
Who are you talking to? Pick up your kids from soccer
practice. Then we'll talk about foreign
policy. Kevin, we are living on stolen
land. I'm like you're strolling your
parents cell phone plan. You're on stolen minutes.
Brittany, who are you talking to?
Follow me on my fitness journey. You're on Ozempic, dude.
I wasn't even about coffee. That means I need more of it.
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