Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serpen?
I'm familiar with the name. Is that?
Yes, I'm familiar with the name. Familiar with the name, Familiar
with the name. Let's bring in Kyle Serafin.
He's the. FBI whistleblower who helped
expose. Government censorship of our
First Amendment rights. Now, we only have this memo
because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin
brought it to the public, and we're grateful that he did.
Kyle, thank you so much for joining us tonight.
He's the host of something that strangely is called the Kyle
Serafish. Kyle Serafi.
I can't thank you enough for speaking out.
I knew you guys were out there, and I knew it was just a matter
of time. But you got a lot of guts
putting your face and your name to this.
You're doing a service on behalf of the American people.
And from the bottom of my cracked and broken heart
sometimes, thank you very much. Take a look behind the curtain
with a real whistleblower and American patriot.
Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth, because
this program has no time for comforting lies.
Here is civil liberties enthusiast, Second Amendment
defender, and recovering FBI agent Kyle Seraphin.
Well, hello my friends, welcome to the Kyle Seraphin Show.
It is Wednesday, it is January the 29th, and if you are joining
us for the first time, welcome to the program.
If you're hearing a new intro because you're listening on the
audio and thinking what the heck was that, Here's the deal.
We just moved all of our hosting from one group that seemed like
they were probably squashing us and giving us bad numbers, and
we moved it over to Spotify. So all of our episodes are going
to be hosted over on Spotify. You'll be able to find them in
the normal places, but what you won't find is that shorter intro
you're probably used to where we cut out a good chunk of it.
So if you got an extra minute to skip through in the in the
beginning, I will not be upset with you at all.
Thanks so much for joining us and I appreciate your patience
as we kind of figure this thing out.
I think it's going to be better for distribution.
That's the that's the plan. And if you saw a bunch of
shenanigans yesterday, and I know a lot of you reached out to
me and I really do appreciate it, you're like, hey man, well,
where the hell is the podcast? I had the same question for 3
1/2 hours with the folks over at Spotify, but I think we got it
straightened out. You can also find the video over
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that's what we're all about. Let's get, let me tell you what
we're going to do. We're going to talk about an FBI
whistleblower. Oh, I'm going to put air quotes
on it because that's what they like to do over at CBS when they
don't talk about us, Us being me, Gerardo Boyle, Steve Friend,
Marcus Allen, George Hill, you know, the people that actually
had violations of rule, policy or law or gross misuse of the
American public's funds or some sort of nasty safety issue.
You know, the things that are actually statutorily defined to
be whistleblowers. That's not what we're talking
about. We're talking about somebody who
violated a protocol, so that's fun.
I'm going to debunk the FBI whistleblower story coming out
of the hostage recovery cell. We're going to talk about the
fork. Today's episode is 100%
dedicated to all the dads out there who love to use puns
because why the fork not? Look, it's a fork in Wednesday,
and we're going to be talking about the fork in the road.
That is to say opm.gov/fork FORK.
Yep, we're going to be saying it a lot because Donald Trump threw
them the fork. When I was in the military, we
used to call it the wrench. I don't know why when you had a
choice between two things, 1 might be painful now, the other
might be painful later. This is the fork.
So there you go. We got that coming down the
line. What else do I got on the on the
docket here? Transgender people getting
kicked out of the military. I've got a transgender person
video coming from CNNN. Probably not the wisest thing if
you were a female CNN host to bring on a transgender person
who looks just like you, stirring more questions about
whether or not you're transgender.
I got Tom Holman owning the libs.
Very fun, including the Brits who we built, beat in multiple
wars and probably should stay on their side of the pond and worry
about their migrants who seem to be very Muslim and very rapey.
Anyway, what else? We got a couple other things on
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Are you ready? Let's do this.
I'm amped. All right, let's fork in go.
This is coming from the folks over at NBCI actually held on to
this for a couple of days. It was a story written at the
beginning of the week. Why does Donald Trump 2 point O
feel so different already the questions rolling in.
What did we miss? They said.
How did we not understand it? This is a hilarious article, by
the way, because you'd think that by the title you'd be like,
oh, OK. Well, they, they must get it.
They must understand what's going on here.
They must. They do not.
This is Hayes Brown, an opinion writer over at MSNBC, said it's
been one week since Donald Trump was sworn in for the second
time. We're obviously in week #2 right
now, in the past seven days have been, at best, disorienting.
Oh, dear. The new administration has
jackknifed the country to the right so far and so fast that
the centrifugal force feels crushing.
It's so fun to watch. I don't know why I think it's so
funny, but it's truly funny. He's pardoned all the J Sixers
who rioted and assaulted police officers at the Capitol.
Look, it was never about the J Sixers.
Honest to God, I got to tell you that this is my take on it.
It's not about the J Sixers. Even if you were upset about it,
what you should have been upset about was the fact that our
federal government decided to break all of its rules, all of
its protocols, I dare say, which will come up later.
All right, they said, fork it. We're just going to go after
people because we didn't like them politically.
Donald Trump was one of those victims.
You'd be foolish to think that he wasn't going to do something
about it. You'd be absolutely out of your
damn minds. So how do they not see this
coming? In his first salvo, he's
launched a quest to end birthright citizenship, which is
guaranteed under the 14th Amendment.
We'll see. Maybe.
I don't think it was meant the way that we think it is because
we didn't used to have that federal safety net that exists
today. Plenty of libs crying over on
the TikTok and other social medias about that.
He's rushed to call off immigration options.
Wait what? Are we cutting off immigration
options? Have you guys seen of change in
law? Because I didn't and I watched
this stuff for a living. There's been no change in law.
What? There is an important
enforcement policy that says if you did something illegal, then
you can't stay here. That seems not even debatable.
That doesn't even seem like something any normal person
would be concerned about. But he cut off those those
illegal immigration options is what they really meant to say
anyway. It just goes on and on about how
they're very upset. The Heritage Project 2025, the
Heritage Foundation Project 2025 is being laid bare.
His willingness to discard the Constitution.
Yeah, welcome to the to the rules we talked about yesterday.
They really, really want Republicans to stay within the
lines. They want a Donald Trump
presidency to play by the rules that they've decided.
And they are less interested in playing by them themselves.
This is a taste of your own medicine.
This is what happens if you destroy all the norms.
You get to experience what happens on the other, on the
other foot. It's like, hey, fork around,
find out. I don't know any other way to
say it. They've decided to eliminate
transgender people from the military.
You know, people that have that mental illness where they wake
up in the morning every day with a penis between their legs and
think that they're a woman. That's a really weird thing to
do. That's not a thing that I don't
want you in charge of a fighter jet.
If that's what's going on, I don't need you driving a tank.
I don't even want to give you a weapon system.
I think that there's probably some pretty good arguments
against it. You know, like your mental
acuity is not all there. You see things that are not
real. So maybe you shouldn't be armed
and serving on behalf of our country.
By the way, we kick out people. We kick people out of military
service, or we do not allow them into military service for the
dumbest reasons you can imagine. Like your eyesight isn't good
enough even if you have glasses. Your uncorrected vision is too
poor. So you can't be part of our
military, OK, You can't do a duck walk.
You can't squat down in your range of mobility is not good
enough. They don't let people in for
feet that are too flat. I'm sure there's a great reason
why even with orthotics today you can't do it.
There's all kinds of disqualifiers.
Go to a MAPS if you don't understand this, any lefty that
you want to refer to it, send them to the military entrance
processing station. Send them in.
I think it's what MAPS stands for.
Send them into a MAPS like I've gone through, like many of you
have gone through. Send them there and let them
watch people get disqualified and the backflips you have to go
through sometimes. I had bad eyes for my whole
life. Basically from the time I was
probably what, like eight or nine years old, I was wearing
glasses. I know I had thick glasses by
the time I was in fifth grade, so do the math on whatever that
looks like. But I had them before then.
I probably couldn't see before them either.
I couldn't see when I went to go enlist at 27 as a physical stud,
let's just call it that. Like I went through two
different special operations selections and I had 0 problems
getting through them physically. I crushed it.
I couldn't get picked up without a waiver.
I had to actually get the, the surgeon general of the Air Force
to sign off on a waiver for my eyes because my vision was like
20 slash 400. I had to squint my way into
something and I had a special eye doctor come through and, and
you know, she was like, oh, she's like, we may have to like
finagle this a little bit. We ended up just like squinting
and guessing my way through the, the chart to be able to get
underneath the limits. That was going to be a hard no
for me. Then I got eye surgery and I see
perfectly right now. I see probably better than most
of you do with glasses. I got better corrected lenses,
you know, with my own eyes from the Air Force.
By the way, the Air Force paid for my surgery to do this.
I had to go through all these hoops.
I was willing. I was 27.
I was, you know, I was capable. I didn't have a problem like
looking down between my legs and figuring out what was going on
down there like some of these people do.
The thing that really bothers these folks, and this is what
hones in on it. I'm going to bring this back up
again. This 2.0 the thing that blows
their mind, including this, the author of this piece is
apparently about religion and it always was, wasn't it?
You know, we say that on this program.
If you guys are new to the program.
One of the arguments that I continue to make, having been a
federal employee, having been a lot of time in the private
sector and having spent my time in leftist areas.
Look, I lived outside of Washington, DCI, grew up in the
Bay Area for a little while. I actually lived in Dallas,
which is kind of lefty ish. It didn't used to be as much.
I spent time in Los Angeles, in San Diego as an adult.
One of the the crazy things you see is that true leftist, and
I'm not talking about liberals that disagree with us on policy,
but understand the values. I'm talking about leftist like
hard left. They think that Joe Biden, you
know, was, was was sent here by God to do the work because they
don't really believe in God. They believe in the government.
That's the point. Their religion is that that is
secular. They despise the idea of a of of
a God existing above man. It's a lack of humility and it's
actually honed in on in this piece, which is deep, deep, deep
below the fold. I'm going to read it to you.
The depth of the ship hit hardest for me.
In a quote from the White House press secretary, Karen Levitt
said about Trump's order on gender, an executive order which
will affect trans and non binary American passports.
Quote, they can still apply to renew their passports.
They just have to use their God-given sex, which was decided
at birth. It was Levitt's use of the
God-given sex that threw me. They're telling you here, this
is the quiet part out loud. Here was the chief spokesperson
for the White House padding officially sanctioned bigotry
with a religious justification. More concerned was the
callousness I was. More concerning was that it was
the callousness with which she tossed it off.
God-given sex is a thing that triggers leftist.
Why would that be? Because they don't believe in a
God and they don't believe that there is such a thing.
Isn't it interesting that they so they elected a so-called
Catholic president even though we know he wasn't in Joe Biden.
Nancy Pelosi claims to be a devout Catholic.
None of these things are true. These are facades.
These are demonic representations of things that
are inaccurate. They are lies in order to get
people to kind of go along with it.
They despise the idea of a real God out there.
And it's it's, it's like it's coming forward in the writing.
And so when you go after the God of government, which is what
Donald Trump is doing, everything kind of feels a
little different. They don't know how to handle
it. I've got a little a little piece
here just to remind us here, right?
This is a very different Donald Trump and they don't know what
to do with a different Donald Trump.
It's hitting differently because he's actually doing the things
that we hoped he would do in 2017.
This is a very different Donald Trump.
He's eating a very different administration.
The way he's attacking things and the American public is very
much more in line with him than they were at any point.
That's the key. The American public is in line
with him. That's why he was elected
because they went like, hey, man, you guys are off the flip
in rails. What the fork are you doing?
You can't do it. So here you have it.
This one's coming from CNN. This is how we LED the day off.
Why Donald Trump's funding freezes, deepening fears that he
seeks unlimited power. Stephen Collinson, the analyst
slash hyperbole writer over at CNN talking about the deepening
fear of unlimited power for Donald Trump.
Oh, my God. And they called him a strong
man, which, you know, that's just like a soft way of saying
dictator. They're triggering their base.
They, This is why CNN actually is slowly losing the thread and
why ABC is is edging them out. The other thing is CNN starting
to put everything behind a pay wall.
Can you imagine paying for this dog crap?
I mean, what the fork are they even doing over there?
All right, it says it was the day that Donald Trump's new
strongman presidency crashed into reality.
His latest attempt to wield vast and unquestionable executive
authority, this time halting temporary federal aid.
It sparked nationwide confusion. And so as programs like Meals on
Wheels and low income housing suddenly were in limbo, they
never were. It's made-up.
This is just a fabrication. But it didn't stop any of the
the lefties from running out there to their favorite news
outlets. We'll put news and air quotes
too. They're kind of like the whistle
blower that's out there complaining about Cash Patel.
None of this stuff is real. So here, let's do a couple
little a little montage. Actually, let me just let me
start with a a thing that we did last last show, we talked about
Scott Jennings sitting there on CNN making arguments that they
don't understand what the executive branch is.
They think that the government, they being the leftist,
including all the talking faces, they think that the government
exists outside of a branch of government.
That's actually true. You can see them make the
argument and he just debunks it. There are three branches of
government in the United States federal system, are there not?
They're defined by the Constitution, which is nominally
the thing that the leftists actually swear allegiance to.
OK, Article 1, it defines the Congress.
That's the legislature. There are two houses.
You guys know this Senate, House of Representatives.
They have certain responsibilities.
They're supposed to write laws that handle all kinds of things.
And what they are allowed to write laws about is actually
codified in the Constitution. It is broadly interpreted so
that we have laws that handle things that it ought not to,
mostly through the Interstate Commerce Clause.
That's usually the way the government weasels its way in,
so that if anything comes in or out of a state, if it doesn't
remain, if it's not created wholly within an individual
state, the federal government gets his greasy little paws in
there. And then in 1913, which Donald
Trump has been talking about, we had a federal income tax, which
means they can reach into your pockets from Washington, DC.
That's something that's been going on.
We should try to fix that. But that's the that's the
Legislature. Article 2 are the powers of the
presidency. It is narrowly defined and
specifically defined, but it includes a pretty broad swath of
handling what are known as executive functions.
And the executive functions are what the government is.
They are the functions that are carried out by the legislature.
The legislature defines what is to be done.
The executive does that thing, the Commerce Department, the
Department of the Interior, the stupid Department of the
Education, right? Like I just said it like the
lady from the Iraq, remember this when she was like sitting
out there and she was doing the, she was doing the beauty
pageant, such as the Iraq, like all these different government
departments, the DOJ and so on, the DoD, defense, Justice,
Commerce, all these secretarial positions, the cabinet, the fact
that we're even having a debate about the Cabinet, which are the
close advisors of the president, which have to be confirmed by
the Senate. It's kind of silly because the
executive function, regardless of whether or not Donald Trump
picks somebody he likes, they all fall to the executive.
And the chief executive officer of the executive is the
president. It's defined by statute, is
defined by our founding document.
And lastly is the the judiciary, which is actually written itself
into a stronger role than it originally was designed.
There's only one court that's listed in the entire
Constitution. It's the Supreme Court.
It's my argument that Donald Trump should wait until the
Supreme Court comes and talks to him about anything.
There's just no reason I want to fix the audio levers.
They've been bothering me. There's just no reason for
anybody in the presidency to listen to what some lower judge
says in a district somewhere or in the appeal circuit.
That's like, well, then thank you for your opinion.
I'll wait till it gets to the only court defined in the
Constitution, because my office is defined by the Constitution
and I only listen to other constitutionally defined
officers of the United States, and that's the Supreme Court.
What if he did that? That would be fine.
The judiciary's job is to play referee between what the
legislature wants, what the citizens are expecting.
The tie is supposed to go to the citizen, by the way.
The deferred position should go to the citizen.
That's what the Bill of Rights is about.
I mean these people swear allegiance to a constitution
that they don't seem to understand.
The only reason we have a constitution was a compromise
between the anti federalist, the people that said a federal
government is a real problem. Again, we're doing history
lessons here. But why not?
This is the stuff that you need to ingest when you go out there
and talk to liberals who generally should understand this
and leftist who think that the government is actually a God on
earth sent to give us the good things.
And clearly it is not. All of our founding fathers,
whether they were Deists or whether they were Christians,
they understood that there was a divine entity bigger and more
powerful than themselves, and they regularly talked about it,
the God of nature. Pretty straightforward stuff.
This is not complicated. And again, those first 10
amendments, the, the ones we forget are 9 and 10, which both
say that we didn't list all the, the, the rights that you have.
And by the way, if we didn't list something, it belongs to
the people and to the States and not to the federal government.
The federal government doesn't have the right to grant you
anything. It exists yearly merely to serve
the people. As my buddy Phil likes to say,
it's a very libertarian position.
The federal government's job is to protect the American people
from force and fraud. So what do you do when it
doesn't? Again, we're going to touch back
on that base that we touched on yesterday.
I played this clip. I'm going to play you a follow
on clip. Because they don't even
understand in, in sort of the, the, the line of, of Donald
Trump 2 point O feels different. It feels different to them
because he's actually acknowledging that.
OK, fine. You don't want to play by the
rules. Neither do I.
I saw what you did. It's the movie that I grew up
with. I saw what you did last summer,
right? What was that all about?
I watched your misdeeds and now you were going to pay for them.
This happened under Biden. Watch the the complete lack of
awareness that these people are living under OK Part 1.
Here we go. Scott Jennings clip from
yesterday. Government of Justice.
It does not work for the president.
The Department of Justice works for the American.
People, it works for the. It works for the executive
branch. It's in the Constitution.
It exists in the. Executive branch lawyers of the
Justice Department work for the American people.
You're acting like it's an independent branch of
government. It's in the executive branch run
by the president. But the lawyers of the Justice
Department work for the American people, not for the president of
the United States. Not the SO.
You don't think anyone? You don't think anyone in the
executive branch is bound to the head of the executive branch?
No, here's here's the difference.
Here's the difference. There's there's no way to argue
this position. It's absurd.
It's retarded. We can say that now.
I think there was an executive order that said we could say gay
and retarded again. At least that's what my social
media feed tells me that Donald Trump signed.
No, listen, you cannot argue against this.
The lawyers and the attorneys at the DOJ exist to serve the
American people. In theory, yes, but via the
executive branch, they don't know what they're talking about.
And the best part is, is we saw what they did with the executive
branch in the last four years. I saw it.
Many of you saw it. They came and tried to ram a
shot down your throat and took your livelihood away from it,
didn't they? We're seeing service members
being reinstated for that. And by the way, I think that
they should consider it prayerfully.
But how do you deal with betrayal?
I keep getting this question from folks on social media all
the time. Oh, Seraphim, would you go back?
Go back to what? I never left.
In fact, one of the letters that I wrote to the FBI, the senior
directors over at HRI said I'm not changing, and I haven't
changed. I signed up ready to do the
thing that I signed up to do. And I have not altered my
position. You've changed the terms of my
employment, and many of you experienced that in your own
jobs. The terms of your employment
changed, but you did not. Your founding principles, your
understanding of what is and is not allowed, did not go
anywhere. And if that's the case, the
government left you, your job left you, the military left you.
And it was really, really clear. They don't even know they did
that. They actually have accepted that
the orthodoxy is, is that the government is by default
correct. Why would they think that?
They think it because it is a God to them.
Listen to this woman. I don't know what her name is.
She looks like a diversity hire. Let's be real, she's a black
woman with dreads who speaks less articulately than other
people on the panel. Why else is she there on CNN
except to say these dumb things and get slapped around by
someone who is way smarter than her?
18 seconds of Scott Jenning straight up owning this woman.
She doesn't even know what happened in the last four years
in this country and why so many of the American people.
Again, it's a different Donald Trump because the American
people are behind it. CNN stand up guys, effeminate
though they may be, actually understand this.
This lady doesn't get it. She seems like a pretty dim
bulb. Everything, by your logic, if
you apply it to the last administration, which I don't
think is the case, then if Joe Biden wanted to go after Donald
Trump because he wanted to go, the attorney general should be
able to do it. And there's no they did go after
Donald Trump because Joe Biden didn't have a special
prosecutor. He had no, I mean, but.
At the order. Then why is it wrong?
Like, I don't even know, like, what is happening, girl, how do
you hear these people? In my head, that's what that
Lady sounds like. She's like, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no nonsense.
Like all nonsense, no sensibilities.
There's. I know you're going to say
something dumb. I know you're going to say
probably the most foolish thing when you say by your logic or
what you're saying is if you're going to restate what I said to
me, I know you didn't get it, Especially that Lady.
It's like, look, I can assess from sitting here looking at CNN
that Scott Jennings is infinitely smarter than you are.
His raw IQ, his raw horsepower is higher than you are capable
to grasp. Sorry, lady, that's really clear
from all of us watching. What you're saying is, by your
logic, all of those are little prefaces to I'm about to have a
really bad take where I try to like cram the square peg, the
pillar that you have just stated, and I'm going to try to
put it into a narrow round hole that it will not fit in.
You might as well just announce I'm forking retarded.
Let's go to the fork in just one second.
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to happen. They could happen at any moment.
Should we do the fork? God, I'm so excited about the
fork story. I can't help it.
Here we go. Ready the fork.
Yesterday I got this e-mail. I got links to this e-mail,
which is on OPM's website. It's OPM for the Office of
Personnel management.gov/fork. Now, I sort of had an instinct
that something like this might be coming, but this is way
better than I would have guessed.
Way better. The fun thing about this
particular e-mail, which is actually entitled the fork, I
kid you not, like they actually called it a fork in the road.
It's at the top that what you're seeing on the bottom of the
screen is actually the top of the, the web page when you land
there. It was sent out to all federal
employees. Now here's how I knew this was
coming. I just teased it out.
I'll, I'll get into the, the pillars in a second.
I knew it was coming because I keep track of these Reddit
forums where a bunch of federal employees go to cry and whine
and that's a real thing. They go on Reddit, which is
very, you know, mixture of like, I guess the racist kids have all
kind of left it because they've all been censored out.
But it used to be like racist threads of whatever and then
crying people that droop together.
There's also like some pretty useful forums over there.
Like I can find out how like National Firearms Association or
National Firearms Act. You can find out like how fast
the the cans are getting cleared and if you're going to get your
SBR back fast or whatever. This particular forum is a bunch
of whining OPM losers who are forking whining about a server
getting introduced. There's actually an entire web
page. There's actually a lawsuit that
is pending right now. I wonder if I added the lawsuit.
I don't think I did. There's a a lawsuit that is
pending. They sued in the District of
Columbia, the District of the District of Columbia, in order
to stop the sharing of their government emails under the
Privacy Act. It's this very nonsensical
thing. These are the exact same people
that celebrated Hillary Clinton who brought in like, you know,
all of the classified emails into a private server in her own
home. These people in the Trump
administration, the executive, again, this is going back to
executive function. They came in and said we
represent the executive. We are part of Donald Trump's
plan. We are going to bring a server
into the Office of Personal Management and plug it into your
system. And we want access to send an
e-mail, have the ability to send an e-mail to every person in the
federal government who are executive employees.
There's only a few people that are not.
They work for Congress like the Capitol Police.
They're function of Congress. Almost every single thing that
we refer to as the government falls under the executive.
And so the executive branch wanted to be able to reach out
to all of their employees. You know, like if you worked at
a company and got an employee all e-mail the way I used to get
the FBI all listserv. These are not crazy
capabilities. The crying happened because they
said, Oh my God, this has never been the case before.
Usually what happens is regular government inefficiency.
We did a whole episode on the speed of government the other
day when I was in Vegas, so feel free to reference that.
But the speed of government is slow.
It's I will hand it to you and you will hand it to you and you
will hand it to you. And we will play telephone all
the way down the line. So all of these useless people
in the middle can feel like they have a functionality.
They can add their name to it and their own little taste to
it. You don't have any right to
privacy when you work for the federal government, not not in
your government emails. That's why the absurdity of like
Peter Struck and Lisa Page getting $1,000,000 settlement
from the DOJ. That's crazy because they didn't
use their personal devices. You don't have privacy on
something that is not owned by you.
It's owned by the people, by the American people.
When I carried a firearm for the FBI, it was the American
people's firearm. My credentials were issued, yes,
by the FBI director, yes, because of the the authorities
given by the attorney general. Yes, going up to the president,
United States. But who paid for him?
The American people. That's what these people don't
understand. It's funded by the American
people, but you don't work for the American people.
You work for the boss. The boss is the person that's
elected by the American people to get up there.
As it stands. Jeez Louise.
So anyway, they're all upset because they said if they had
the ability to send out an e-mail to every federal
employee, the first thing they would do is a riff.
A riff is a reduction in force. If you're in the military,
you've seen this. Sometimes they go and riff all
the lieutenants. They're like, ah, we paid for
all your education, but get out. We don't need any more of you.
We need more tranny pilots. We don't need whatever you are.
And so they do it. OK, Very simple.
The fork, this is what went out and I got this, by the way,
before people started hitting me up.
They're like, Oh my God, I got this e-mail.
Oh my God, dude, I already got it.
Like I'm I'm ahead of you, my friends in the FBI, I'm ahead of
you. I got it before you did.
I don't know why the fork in the road refers to the this.
This is the best thing that has ever been done in government in
the last 15 years, 16 years. Deferred resignation e-mail to
federal employees dated 28 January 2025.
I'm going to read you the headline.
I'm sorry, the opening paragraph.
During the first week of his administration, President Trump
issued a number of directives concerning federal, the federal
workforce. Among those directives, the
president required that employees return to in person
work, that they restore accountability for employees who
have policy making authority. They've restored accountability
to senior career executives, also known as SES, and they've
reformed the federal hiring process to focus on merit.
As a result of the above orders, the reform of the federal
workforce will be significant. You can actually feel the hearts
dropping in all of the useless employees.
The reformed federal workforce will be built around 4 pillars,
and they are on the screen for you right now.
If you are listening, I will read you the four pillows
pillars. They're not pillows.
These things are hard #1 Return to the office.
Number 2, Performance culture #3 a more streamlined and flexible
workforce. This is the opposite of federal
government. This is a terrifying document.
It's forking terrifying. Enhanced standards of conduct is
the last one. The federal workforce should be
reliable, loyal, trustworthy, strive for excellence in their
daily work, subject to enhanced standards of suitability and
conduct as we move forward. Employees who engage in unlawful
behavior and misconduct will be prioritized for appropriate
investigation and discipline. Here's where the fork comes in.
When I used to be in, in the Air Force, especially going through
the pair rescue in dock, which is by the way, that's what's
over my shoulder. Some of you guys always ask me
like, hey, what's over your shoulder?
That's a fin that I, I had from in dock.
It's a, it's a snorkel that I used to breathe through with a
buddy. And those are the, the, the
goggles that I had from dive school, which I went to in
Panama City, my dive bubbles sitting on there as well.
When I went through there, they would always give us these
deals. They would give you this little
moment where they would say, hey, we've been kicking your
butts. I know you guys are suffering
right now. You're getting your your butts
handed to you. We're going to offer you the
wrench. Here is a difficult choice that
you could try to engage in a a maximum effort carry the carry
the inflatable, the rigid hole inflatable boat around the goal
posts down there and back in under 2 minutes.
And if you can do it, you guys can take a breather.
If you don't do it, you owe me 1000 push ups as a team
individually. So everybody knocks out 1000, so
you know you're going to get punished.
You're going to basically either go hey, do I want to spend 2
minutes of hell and maximum effort to be able to roll this
thing back, or you want to just take the suffering in the long
haul. Here's the thing they offered
upon review of this e-mail, this is the options Select reply to
this e-mail. You must reply from your
government account and it has to be either a.gov or a.mil.
It cannot be the same. Sorry.
An account reply from anythingotherthan.govor.mil will
not be accepted. Simply type the word resign into
the body of this e-mail and hit send.
Guys, this is the fork. So what are they offering if you
choose? OK, here it is.
The pillars are outlined in pursuant to the the applicable
law consistent with your agency's policies and to the
extent permitted under relevant collective bargaining agreement.
So we're not going to break any laws.
But here's the deal. If you choose to remain in your
current position, we thank you for your renewed focus on
serving the American people to the best of your abilities, and
we look forward to working with you.
It's a very nice way of saying that at this time, uh oh.
We cannot give you full assurance regarding the
certainty of your position or your agency.
But should your position be eliminated, you'll be treated
with dignity and you'll be afforded the protections in
place for such positions as yours.
If you choose not to continue in your role, the federal workforce
will in fact saying thank you for your service to the country,
and you'll be provided with a dignified and fair departure
from the federal government utilizing a deferred resignation
program that is effective and must be determined.
You must be opted in by February the 6th, and if you resign under
this program, you will retain all paying benefits regardless
of your daily workload. In other words, we don't need
you to work, we're just going to pay you.
It's a severance package of working severance and you will
be paid until the end of the fiscal year 2025.
It doesn't say that, but that's what it is.
September the 30th. Now, why September the 30th?
A lot of people are like, Oh my God, why?
Now? Listen, when Congress makes the
budget again, they lay out what the spending is.
It's already baked into the cake.
The federal agencies are going to bake in how much they're
going to spend on their employee costs, their workforce, and
those are already worked into the budget.
What it says here, here's the fork.
Whichever path you choose, we thank you for your service. the
United States of America. It's very polite.
Thank you so much. The fiscal year ends September
the 30th, so here's the option. You can either self assess that
my job in the federal government is incredibly important and it
will not be eliminated, in which case I'm going to take the
gamble. It's not really a gamble.
If you understand what your job is, if you know that your work
is necessary, then you're going to stick around and you're going
to be fine. You're going to do a great job
and you're going to take on those four pillars of
excellence. You're going to go towards
meritocracy and standards of conduct.
You're going to do what is asked of you as a federal employee
working on behalf of the American people, but directly
reporting to this long chain that goes up to the United
States president. Or you're going to realize, Oh
dear, I'm allowed to work from home.
I have not been doing very much work.
You're going to see like this paralegal I saw in DOJ the other
day who runs a queer bridal expose or something like that.
You're going to go like, Oh my goodness, I am a non essential
employee. Whenever they start cutting and
they have these like essential versus non essential jobs.
When they have that moment when they say if you have an
essential job, even though you're not getting paid, you
still have to go to work. Like my old job as an FBI agent,
I had to show up for work. The American people didn't like.
I, my job was contingent on pay or not pay.
It was irrelevant. I always got back paid.
But if you got to stay home when the back pay was being issued,
if you didn't have to show up because we didn't need you, If
you're non essential, if you're non essential, you better make
that choice on the fork. You better choose the the
resignation because otherwise you're going to find on on
February the 7th, you no longer get that long paid severance for
the full year. How many people get 8 months of
working severance where they can go and figure out at low level
garbage government employee jobs?
The answer is none. So they've just given them a
decision for all their chips where they have to evaluate.
Am I actually serving the American people?
What an incredible option. It's the same thing that
happened at Twitter. You can opt in or you can wait
to find out. The time limit is very clear.
You have till February the 6th and after that time, we're going
to make a decision for you and hopefully you chose correctly.
Oh, I like it so much. It's so good.
Here it is CBS. There's a reason why I want to
go to CBS right now because they they were breathlessly covering
a new scandal about Cash Patel. The administration is offering
deferred resignation to government workers unwilling to
return to the office. If you don't want to come back
in, you don't have to. It will be permanent, but we're
going to pay you out for eight more months.
America, this is a great deal. Imagine we talked about on this
program before. Imagine if we could make that
deal with Congress people. It's like we're not going to
elect a speaker, We're not going to have you pass any laws.
You're not going to spend any more of our money and we're
willing to eat the salary of all your staff and the Congress
people. That would be a salary bite of
like 40 something million dollars, $40 million.
For us not to spend trillions. It'd be fine.
The percentage of useless workers in the federal
government is so high. Having worked in Washington, DC
during these government shutdowns, during the sequesters
and all this kind of stuff. They all got paid anyway, folks.
But we actually got stuff done. You know why?
Because I didn't have to sit in traffic for an hour and a half
to get into Washington. DCI just drove straight and it
took me 24 minutes. I got to work.
There was nobody in the way. There were none of that.
Ya ya, ya, ya, ya and ya, people that are like secretaries that
don't do anything. There's a lot of people that are
going to take this offer. Now, if your job is of value and
you know that you provide a service to the American people
in a federal employee job and you're listening to my ears, do
not give up. Stick around, please.
You're the people that are not supposed to be affected by this.
But those that don't get it, they're going to, they're going
to get bitten hard by the fork. They're going to get forked.
I can't help it. It's so fun.
In the meantime, you're going to have all this other craziness.
So let me let me keep going forward.
The senator from Connecticut, Chris Murphy, he's very upset
about this because they also talked about stopping federal
funding for other things, right? Get forked dude, you don't get
it. They they're not tracking and
I'm totally fine with leftist not understanding what is
happening right now. In general, Americans will cheer
for people in the federal government that do not provide a
service. Think about calling the IRS and
getting any value added. Have you ever called the Social
Security Administration? They do terrible things with
your money. They waste it frequently and
they do not feel like they serve you.
Talk to most federal employees. They do not feel like they are
of service to the American people.
Their job exists for the sake of the job.
That is what a self licking ice cream cone is.
That's why it is a regular analogy around the Beltway.
If you work in the DC area, and I had that misfortune for half a
decade, here's Chris Murphy not on board.
He's got an air, a place to air his grievances and his place to
air. It is on CNN and it's with
Caitlin Collins. We're going to do more with
Caitlin Collins today. Let's enjoy this.
Here we go. Constitutional.
It is absolutely clear, based upon prior Supreme Court
decisions, that the President cannot unilaterally suspend
government programs in order to impose.
His own priorities and his own policy on top of what was passed
by Congress. To me, this is inherently
corrupt. What Trump is trying to do is
seize control. Level of government spending so
that he can send money to his friends and to his loyalists and
he can punish states, for instance, like Connecticut that
are represented by his political opponents, obviously.
Now, can we just talk for a second about North Carolina
because we saw Biden do the same thing.
Did they not punish the member, the people in North Carolina
that were hit by a hurricane? There was no FEMA money,
remember? And where did they send the
money? To their friends who are running
nonprofits Ng OS that were taking care of these illegals.
Sorry, bro, it's been good for you for a long time.
You're now weeping. The whirlwind here is Dan
Goldman, who is one of the most detestable and wealthiest
members of Congress. He is the heir to the Levi
Strauss fortune. He's worth a ton of money.
He tried to own my buddy Gerardo Boyle and got completely
devastated intellectually because he's not smart.
Here he is talking to Anderson Cooper, another super wealthy
guy. He's what, a Vanderbilt?
Like he's from a robber Baron family.
These are two Uber wealthy men talking about the plight of of
shutting down government spending again.
It is their God. There's no question about it in
my mind. Listen to the way they talk
about it really happened here, Anderson, is that they planned
to stop all funding and that there was enough of an outrage
that they released supplemental guidance today trying to roll
this back. But what was clear is they shut
down all of the money right away and that was their plan.
And and so their plan was in fact their plan.
It sounds like the way that my my 4 year old tries to tell me
stories when they actually define like that, that recursive
definition where you refer to the word in the definition of
the word, kind of like a woman is anybody who feels like
they're a woman, right? Their plan was that they enacted
this and it was the plan, the dummy.
They're just getting owned left and right.
And why are they getting owned? Because they're stupid.
And we're seeing smarter people all over the place stepping up.
This is the White House press secretary give a little take on
what actually happened, which was not what they just said.
Let's roll straight forward. This is not a blanket pause on
federal assistance and grant programs from the Trump
administration, Individual assistance that includes, I'm
not naming everything that's included, but just to give you a
few examples. Social Security benefits,
Medicare benefits, food stamps, welfare benefits, assistance
that is going directly to individuals will not be impacted
by this pause. As it says right here in the
memo, which I have, and I'd encourage all of you to read it,
it says the American people elected President Trump to be
the President of the United States and gave him a mandate to
increase the impact of every federal dollar.
This memo requires federal agencies to identify and review
all federal financial assistance programs and supporting
activities consistent with the President's policies and
requirements. It's not really that hard.
It's actually in the memo. It turns out they actually wrote
what they're going to do, and they wrote it really politely.
That doesn't stop them from trying to say, hey, Stephen
Miller, how long will this be? He's like, let me just own you
because if you read the memo, then you wouldn't be asking me
dumb questions. Did they not teach you this in
journalism school? Apparently not.
Here's Stephen Miller walking out after that briefing, after
that briefing where they covered all the questions, where it was
easily discussed. And he's like, look, we, we just
had a briefing about this. You're going to ask me another
question about this. This is not a gotcha.
We're now dealing with people that are smart enough to have a
memory that's more than like 90 seconds.
It's not a goldfish regime. Before we get started, I'm only
going to do, I'm only going to do 5 minutes because we had a
whole press briefing with Carolina and I don't want to.
Stephen, can you just? Give the questions How long is
this temporary pause on federal funding?
How long is this pause going to? Last, but the terms of the
executive order is is 90 days, but it's important to understand
that it's a it's a review process to say that there's for
discretionary spending that's not directed by Congress or
required by law. So this would be for example
something like a contract to a non governmental organization to
teach say critical race theory. You know, like the things that
we think are not really the thing the government should be
doing in the 1st place. That's what's going on here.
Does it stop them from losing their minds?
No, it's exactly what they're going to do.
Here's another one. Again, The God-given sex thing
apparently really triggered them.
Check this out. Donald Trump signs an executive
order to restrict transgender care access to people under 19.
The other one is him apparently getting rid of.
I'm just going to throw a couple headlines because they're fun.
The Pentagon. The Pentagon read that peek
headset because he just got confirmed, removes General
Miley's security detail and revoked his clearance because he
was a piece of garbage. Because the guy actually openly
stated like, yeah, I went out there and resisted the, the
commander in chief that I was supposed to report to and I just
didn't do what I was supposed to do.
It's like, OK bro, they're doing a review and they are talking
about demoting him retroactively.
That's a possibility. They can go basically say his
service after a certain point was no longer honorable.
And so they can actually back step it.
The the mechanism of this, if you guys want to follow it, Rob
Green and he's out on Twitter at Rob Green 1010, friend of ours,
friend of the show. And he's been out there covering
this pretty well trying to get military accountability.
It's really straightforward stuff, but it's like, hey, how
about that? Speaking of transgender stuff, I
want to kind of hit this one because God forbid we don't have
people that don't know what to do with their genitals.
This is a fantastic fun clip. Again, we had a little bit of
Caitlin Collins earlier. She's been going head to head
with people. She's she's not very good.
She is very smug. She's very smug when she stood
up with Donald Trump and she got owned.
She tries her best. Here she is sitting with a man
dressed up like a woman that looks suspiciously like her.
I've had a lot of people say, oh, you know, she's transgender.
And I'm like, Nah, I don't think so.
And I don't think so. I really don't.
But like, it's not a real great look to have a dude named Emily
sitting next to you who looks like, kind of shockingly like
you. He's wearing your woman face.
Caitlin Hollins, What are you doing?
This is a naval pilot who should have probably never been allowed
to do that based on the fact that we're talking about someone
who is clearly mentally ill. The voice, if you're listening,
is incongruous with the look the this looks like a 50 year old
Caitlin Collins. Wouldn't you feel terrible that
this person wouldn't get a chance to serve?
Look at all the great things they did.
I want you to listen to the service, OK?
The characterization of this man about his own service.
Not once does he talk about serving the American people.
Not once does he talk about the mission, he talks about himself.
Because transgender people are toxically and malignantly
narcissistic. You can always tell.
It's the only way that they work.
And this man proves it right. Now listen.
This order that came out and we finally got to read the text of
it this morning. You have almost 2 decades in
your naval career. What is your view of this?
Well, it hit me kind of hard. You know, I've dedicated about
19 1/2 years of service. It was my dream to join and fly
for the Navy since I was little. I did the two tours in Iraq and
Afghanistan, 60 combat missions. I got a lot of value at it and a
lot of self, you know, self identity out of it.
Later I went on to be a test pilot and then the meritorious
promotions. I have been at the pinnacle of
naval aviation. I think I'm, I'm proof standing
here that you know, we are qualified to serve.
And when you see this in the language of it, I was reading
through this because the congressman and I were kind of
going back and forth on this last night and it says that,
quote, an adoption of a gender identity inconsistent with an
individual's sex conflicts with a soldiers commitment to an
honorable, truthful and disciplined lifestyle, even in
one's personal life. What is it like for you to hear
those words? First off, all I want to do is
keep serving. You know, I've done that almost
20 years. I want to keep going.
I have no desire to get out. And the feedback that I've had
from prior to transition to after is that it's made me
actually a better leader, able to connect with my people more
and in a more authentic way. Nope, no to all of that.
That's all BS. What the fork are you talking
about? Dude, I don't believe you.
Neither do you. Nobody believes you.
You're an actor. You're an actor as a man
pretending to be a woman, and it's nauseating.
Many American people reject it out of hand.
Nobody thinks that. No one thinks that you're a
better leader because you put on a dress and you grew your hair
out long. Screw off.
I just, I can't, I cannot be nauseated enough by this.
I just want to keep on serving. And I served all these things
and I did all these kind of things.
Just listen to the language. It's pathological narcissism,
it's malignant, it is disgusting and it is not what service is
about. You want to talk to somebody who
understands what their job is, Listen to somebody who's a legit
like understands they're part of a team.
It's like our team did this and we did this and we did this.
We accomplished the following missions and we were only able
to do it because we had the refuellers and we had
maintainers and we had armors and we had, you know, weapons
officers and we had electronic warfare officers that were doing
targeting and we had ground J tax and we did, we did, we did
all of it. That's what service looks like
that we as part of a team went out there and helped the people,
we Americans. It's not happening there.
And I did this and I did this and I want to just keep serving
and I want to just keep doing this job because I want to do
it. Sounds like Merrick Garland, who
doesn't seem to be transgender, but sounds just like the
transgender men. It's like a little bit of
testosterone didn't hit your your vocal cords.
You got estrogen instead. And you ended up sounding like
kind of a whiny, obnoxious female dressed up like a, you
know, you're a dude dressed up like a female.
Very awful. It's fun watching all of this
stuff. I want to do the whistleblower
allegation before we run out of time because it's just like the
one thing that needs to be talked about yesterday, the
breaking news from five years ago, By the way, it's breaking
today because of five years ago. I need you to understand how old
the story is. It goes back to October of 2020
when Donald Trump was in the first time.
This has this has Vindman vibes all over it.
This is Alexander Vindman. This is a person who is not in a
position to make the authority or decision saying I have a
problem with a policy decision that had nothing to do with my
actual scope of office. How do I know that?
Because Cash Patel didn't work for the FBI.
This is the story an FBI insider read that analyst read that hard
leftist. Why do I say that?
Because I know people inside the hostage recovery fusion cell and
they're leftist and they're borderline autistic and they
don't get it and they think that their job is more important than
it is. Do you know whose job is
important in a hostage rescue? The operators that go grab them,
the Intel people that give them the maps.
Nobody gives a rat's ass if Cash Patel gets out there and does a
press conference to a place that no one is going to hear it.
You think the people in Yemen that are holding on to hostages
are watching like a press conference that is giving in a
print journal called the Wall Street Journal.
You gave a a talk to a reporter that won't go to print for days
because they're going to Fact Check it.
And then like meanwhile, the hostages are being flying back
in. By the way, the result of this
hostage rescue was the hostage were rescued.
So your point is moved. It's completely irrelevant.
It doesn't stop them from talking about it.
I've actually got the interview, which is actually borderline
hilarious. This is whatever the guy's is
major, major retard. And the guy's name is Daniel
Klainman, I want to say. I I hit him up yesterday on on
Twitter. Because he posted the story and
I said, hey Daniel, it's really interesting that you suddenly
CBS, suddenly I did the search, 0 references to FBI
whistleblowers in the last four years while Biden was in office.
Suddenly somebody's gone after and is serving their leftist
masters and they're really interested in in reporting this
fake story. This is not a whistleblower
activity. Under 18 USC 23O2, which is the
statute, there's no violation of policy, rule or law.
It is not a policy that the FBI gets to tell the senior director
of counterterrorism at the National Security Council, which
was Cash's job. The FBI analyst doesn't know
what that guy's policy or or rules are.
It's nonsensical. Here is what it looked like.
OK, I'm just going to play the clip and I'm going to let them
kind of talk about it. And this publicity is an overt
signal. They plan to bring it up during
the hearing. CBS News investigative reporter
Dan Kleisman joins us now. Dan outline the questions raised
about judgement and protocol. Well, look, in this particular
case that this whistleblower has brought forward, it involves a
hostage deal in Yemen in mid-october 2002 where that two
Americans and then the remains of 1/3 American, we're going to
be exchanged for 200 Houthi fighters.
The problem is Cash Patel, according to the letter,
according to what this whistleblower says.
Kind of I'm. Going to pause it for a second.
They unironically refer to this person as a whistleblower when
we're talking about words like protocol which are not mentioned
in the statute. Remember, Gerardo Boyle made
credible allegations of violations of rule, policy or
law. That's what you must do.
I came forward and said that in possible violation of 18 USC
1001, and I've got the other statutes here too, which are
perjuries. Those are 1621 and 1623 under 18
USC. Those are potential felony
violations, false statements while underoath in front of a
hearing that could be construed as perjury in a legislative,
administrative or judicial body. Like there's real definitions of
what whistleblower means. It's the reason why I do this
podcast today. This guy does not know what that
is, and he's going to keep talking about it.
They're going to I'm I'm swear to God, this person is not in a
position to know whether or not a senior official in another
department has a policy that might have been violated.
They can come forward in good belief, but isn't it interesting
that they're only going to call people whistleblowers?
For four years we haven't heard anything from these clowns
jumped. The gun he called the Wall
Street Journal before it was confirmed that these American
hostages were in US custody or in in safely with Americans and,
and, and before his family or their family was was notified.
And that is a a serious breach of protocol.
It risks, you know, something going terribly wrong, terribly
wrong. It's a serious breach of
protocol, respectful for the family so.
Oh, it was. It was disrespectful to the
families. None of those things are defined
by statute. By the way, if you're in the
FBI, this is an unauthorized leak.
Now you can go under. I think it's 5 USC 7211.
You can go and talk to a member of Congress, knock yourself out,
but you're not a whistleblower in that case.
You're just someone who's petitioning Congress.
You're allowed to do that. This is absurd.
It's just stupid and it's wrong. It doesn't, it doesn't have any.
It doesn't weigh in at all on the accuracy.
I'm going to show you another win just because, like I say, I
don't think this is going to derail caches.
I don't think it's going to derail Cash's attempts to to be
confirmed. That happens tomorrow, by the
way. I'm debating whether or not we
do a real podcast or whether we just live stream the whole thing
and just poke fun of these idiots who are going to cry
about that. That's their last minute moment.
They're going to try to deal with Cash Patel, RFK, Tulsi
Gabbard. I think all of them probably get
through because Pete Higgseth got through and they threw
everything they had about him. They were like, he's a sexual,
he's a sexual predator. He's a, he's a philanderer and a
drunk. And I'm like, so he's like
basically like a light version of Hunter Biden.
You guys seem to think he was awesome too.
We don't take you seriously. Even people on the political
left are like, yeah, they, they blew their wad.
They, they just don't have the ability to do it.
What I'm leaning towards for the most part, and I'll, I'll put it
out on social medias. If you guys want to follow us,
you can do so over at kyleserafin.com, which is where
our locals is. I'll definitely interact with
you guys on that. But the odds are is that we'll
probably just not live stream the opening of it.
We'll, we'll figure it out. Like I'm, I'm thinking through
the, the logistics of it. I, I do like doing a regular
podcast. I guess we can, we could just
like post it all up there. If people want to hear the
hearing, you're not going to hear it any other way.
You're not going to listen to it, but it's also full of a lot
of shenanigans and bullshit, so it's hard to listen to that.
Let's talk about a couple things that are not, as we rock into
the end here, sort of this idea that we're going to get rid of
people that don't need to be there, that the government will
stay out of your business. It's very libertarian.
One of the big causes that libertarians were pushing was
the the freedom, the pardoning, or the commutation of the
sentence of Ross Albright. If you guys don't know, Ross was
the guy who created Silk Road, which was a marketplace for a
bunch of illegal things. It was kind of like the
ultimate, if you will, the ultimate libertarian space.
People were selling children, They were selling drugs.
They were selling things that are not, you know, authorized
by, by the government. They were selling raw milk or
whatever, like untreated cattle, Like, I don't know, they were
doing all kinds of wild stuff. And in theory, he shouldn't have
been held accountable. This is the, the libertarian
argument. He should have been accountable
for other people's actions and the government just stay out of
it because it's free commerce. Yeah.
And no, he served a lot of time in prison.
He definitely deserved to come out at this point in the same
way that the J Sixers do. So I'm pleased to see this is
yet another one of those things. But what you won't see is
libertarians go back and say, hey, I was wrong.
I didn't know Donald Trump is doing an awesome job.
That just didn't happen. So the question is, are you
responsible for the actions of other other, other people?
And I don't think Ross was necessarily responsible for the
actions of other people. And he obviously paid a pretty
heavy price for creating this technology and allowing to it.
They said that he knew that it was happening.
Whether that's true or not, as another animal, very difficult
to kind of justify either way. We see people doing all kinds of
awful things regularly and not being held to account in the
same way that he was. So this was always kind of
politically motivated. What they always say is that the
contraband is the government's property and the government
doesn't like anyone getting in the way of what they do and
taking their property. So maybe that's the story.
You guys can see this on Facebook Marketplace today.
Like they're selling, I see women selling a dress for like
$10,000 and it's like a $50 Walmart dress.
They're selling sacks, they're selling something else.
I don't know what they're doing. All kinds of weird stuff like
that. I had other things I wanted to
get to. Let's just kind of end with a
little fun thing. The the talking points are
getting D devalued. They're getting debunked and
they're getting destroyed. They're getting forked in real
time. Let's just do a little moment of
CN NS Jake Tapper getting owned. I played a little bit of Stephen
Miller. It's nice to see smart people
destroying dumb people who are running off with leftist talking
points. This is probably a microcosm
today of the attitude most of us are feeling on this Wednesday.
You ready? Here is Stephen Miller just
eating the lunch of Jake Tapper on live television.
To a question, because one of the reasons that President Trump
got elected, according to President Trump in an interview,
I think it was with Kristen Welker of NBC, was because of
grocery prices. Not the only reason, but a
reason, high prices, inflation, especially at the grocery.
The Department of Agriculture says that between 2020 and 2020,
242% of crop workers were undocumented immigrants.
And in many cases, as you know, these migrants do jobs many
Americans do not want to do. So how do you, how does
President Trump make sure that the effort to deport people who
are not in this country legally doesn't end up hurting Americans
who want safe borders, Absolutely.
But also don't want to see even more higher prices in groceries.
Well, I mean, I'm sure it's not your position, Jake.
You're just asking the question that we should supply America's
food with exploitative illegal alien labor.
I obviously don't think that's what you're implying.
Only 1% of alien workers in the entire country work in
agriculture. The top destination for illegal
aliens are large cities like New York, like Los Angeles, and
small industrial towns, of course all across the heartland.
As we as we've seen with the Biden floods, none of those
illegal aliens are doing farm work.
Those 30,000 legal aliens that Joe Biden dumped into.
Spring, I'm talking about the ones that.
Are no, no, no, but I'm no no, but I'm explaining this.
It's important to. Understand.
Now you're kind of changing the subject.
I mean, I'm talking about the. Ones I will.
I will go. I will give me 30 minutes.
I'll go as deep as you want to. I don't.
I don't have you in your audience.
I don't have a I'm talking about the ones that could that that
work in the agriculture industry.
I'm explaining back and we're talking.
About the ones in the cities, I swear.
I'll do the I'll do the whole answer.
The illegal aliens that Joe Biden brought into our country
are not, full stop, doing farm work.
They are not the illegal aliens he brought in from Venezuela,
from Haiti, from Nicaragua. They are not doing farm work.
They're in our cities collecting welfare.
As for the farmers, there is a guest worker program that
President Trump supports. Over time as well, we will
transition into automation so we'll never have to have this
conversation ever again. But there's no universe in which
this nation is going to allow the previous president to flood
our nation with millions and millions of illegal aliens who
just get to stay here. And we are especially not going
to allow a subset of those illegal aliens to rape and
murder our citizens. So we are going to
unapologetically enforce our immigration laws.
And as I'm sure you will celebrate, we are going to
unleash the power, in light of the US government to eradicate
the president of transnational threats on our soil.
So gotcha. I'm going to I'm going to start
stacking my papers whenever I'm uncomfortable.
He's just, you see that like Jake Tapper, He's just tapping
away. Tap, tap tapping.
He was like what? The fork just happened to me.
I just got destroyed on my own show.
Folks, If you're seeing your your name on the on the screen,
that's because you are in our live chat.
If you are on our live chat, we really appreciate you joining us
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I can't combine the chats, but we do get to see you all there
and we want to appreciate you right now.
Let me give you one last little moment because what did Jack
Tapper just say #1 there's your, your last little taste. 800,
sorry, 869 detainers lodge. That's the, that's the pipeline
we talked about the other day. And 969 arrests made by ICE.
They're putting it out daily. If you guys want to follow that
account, which I am, I'll probably punch it up every day,
at least for a little while because it's amusing to me.
Lastly, those people, those illegal aliens that were coming
here and having a real hard time, arrested under Biden,
deported under Trump, Guatemalan, sent back and
welcomed with flipping cookies. What the fork is going on here?
that Lady does not need to eat any more cookies.
This was ACNN article that made me laugh the other day and I
wanted to share it with you. They're being welcomed by their
home country. Really.
You know what that tells me? Because we were told that all
these people were refugees, that they were there, that they were
they were asylum seekers because their government wanted to kill
them. And then people gave them
flipping cookies when they came home.
Sounds delicious. It sounds like you were always
lying and trying to take advantage of my country.
So get the fork out. I do not need you.
OK, You guys want to hear where we're at right now?
This is the theme song of my heart right now.
This is from Iron Maiden. That's right.
I'm a Maiden fan. This song made radio airplay in
1983. It is based on the 19.
I'm sorry. The 1854 poem The Charge of the
Light Brigade written by Lord Tennyson.
It is a fantastic song and it is a reason why I think that the
kids are going to be OK. These are 210 year old girls or
8 year old girls. I can't tell how old they are
but they look like very young and they are shredding so get
ready. This is The Trooper.
Seriously one of my favorite pumped up hype songs and I'm
hyped up right now so I'm going to play it for.
You. So we are waiting for the next.
They're so good. Look at that little girl just
beat the drums like that's her money.
Oh man, it's so good. Anyway, fantastic.
The kids are going to be OK if we can just get them to play a
little bit of Maiden. Have a great day.
I hope you guys have a great Wednesday.
We'll make out of the decision on what we're going to do with
the live stream of the hearing. It'll probably be Steve friend
live streaming and I'll probably jump in after the podcast.
And that is it. God bless all of you.
See you again, have a fantastic day.
Choose the right side of the fork.
If you're in the government, you know who you are.
All right, catch you tomorrow. Thanks for listening to the Kyle
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