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I don't say that lightly and I do say hello and good morning in
a very light hearted way to my friend Steve.
Friend. Good morning, bud.
Good morning, Sir. How are you doing today on this
No Shave November Inaugural Day? I know you're excited about
that. I don't change my grooming
habits because of silly things in the calendar.
I'm a grown up. Unlike GOB who shaved during the
week. Did he really?
He sure did in time for for Halloween.
People must have thought he had a mask on.
He didn't go all the way face of the franchise.
Clean shave but maybe like down like A1 guard?
That's not nothing. Restart, restart.
I think he just didn't do enough upkeep.
He doesn't manicure his his beard like you do, where you're
constantly adding feminine products and brushing and
combing. Did you call what I do to my
beard a feminine product? Ad I simply use this this is it
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I need to have that. This is actually made by a
company called Smooth Viking. I've had this thing for about 6
or I probably had this thing for seven or eight years at this
point now. Tell me you have two or three of
them. Come on.
I do have to come on, dude, who are you talking to here?
You know I do, yes. Always.
We're going to be talking about some things that I think are
going to be funny to people in so much as the evidence is
overwhelming that there is a mainstream media push.
The gas light is turned up to whatever the Max is, whatever
it's turned up to 11 at this point.
I want to start off with this story here because it touches
both of us. It's NBC News.
There will be no white knight. This is really fun when I hear
the government telling the propaganda agencies that they
can't save us, but they are going to go find the terrorist.
So here's here's what the story says.
There's no white knight coming. The federal authorities will
face limits, God forbid we hate limits on federal authorities,
right, in responding to 2024 election lies, Not threats,
lies. The federal agencies, the law
enforcement agencies are preparing for foreign and
domestic election threats, but they're limited by law and
they're already mistrusted by Donald Trump supporters.
Who do they have to blame for this, Steve?
They're just hoping to be unburdened by what has been, you
know, constitutional constraints here.
They are desperate to hurt people and the government
perceives itself to be the arbiter of what is true and the
alleged landed for you don't have the ability to question
what they say. And they're using everything
they can historically to just expand their power and go after
people because they are rightfully and justifiably
legally, constitutionally expressing their First Amendment
rights to speak out. Because they might have
legitimate and genuine questions about, I don't know, a pipe
bursting, which wound up wound up being like a leaky faucet or
you, you could be boarding up the windows or, you know, well,
we're going to go home. But we changed our mind when
everybody did and we just came back to recount.
But it is the safest and most secure election that we had
mail, mail in ballots by the millions of 10s of 1,000,000.
But don't question anything like that.
I sound like an agave, don't I? You sound like an extremist.
Yeah. I don't know what to do with
that. Four years ago, Donald Trump
used his bully pulpit to spread lies.
They don't put that in air quotes, by the way.
They just call them lies about this election, leading to his
supporters acting on the belief in mass voter fraud and
eventually that made them attack the capital.
This is basically I'm. I'm half reading, half
paraphrasing. With days to go before the 2024
election, Trump and his allies are running a similar playbook,
priming his voters to believe that the election may be rigged
in addition to domestic disinformation campaigns.
What do you think these people call themselves in in the
morning when they wake up out of curiosity?
Heroes of democracy. There we go.
Foreign influence, government operations, overseas terrorist
groups, and domestic extremists are all simultaneously trying to
exploit the election for their own gains, including dozens of
pages of law enforcement documents.
These have all been released to NBC reporters.
They're law enforcement sensitive, but they're also
important that NBC reports on them to run top cover.
The media is setting up seems to me like almost an OP.
I mean they are eager for this narrative to go out there that
we have to empower federal law enforcement to snuff out anyone
who just has questions. Because if you have a perception
of government illegitimacy, negligence, or overreach, you're
clearly a domestic terrorist. You're an agave, anti
government, anti authority, violent extremist.
And they're they're laying the groundwork here and they're
connecting that to threats to the polls.
And I've said this and I keep saying I've been saying it for a
year, said the intel's going to come out just before the
election. Don't go to the polls.
It's too dangerous. Russia's going to snipe you or
there's going to be a jihadist who blows himself up or maybe an
agave. He just goes and shoots up the
whole place. You should stay home, stay safe.
They don't expect that to happen though.
They know people are going to crawl over a broken glass to
vote many in person, but they have to have the narrative
because their intelligence is always good.
You know, they predicted something bad on October 7th and
then they arrested a guy on October 7th.
It's almost like they planned it that way.
But our intelligence is very solid.
But wouldn't you know it, we did disenfranchise so many people.
We should canvas these areas to make sure that if they didn't
get a chance to vote in person that at least they could get to
submit their ballot, even post election.
That's what we do in our sacred democracy.
So let's go canvas. Philadelphia, Milwaukee.
Atlanta. Urban Phoenix.
And then once you know it, it's almost as if it was all part of
the plan. Here you go.
Here's the here's the pre planned narrative coming out of
the mouths of oh, it's MSNBC. Why would the hard left want to
be so interested in law enforcement out of the blue?
The same people that were cheering on BLM and Antifa in
2020. Here we go.
Elegance agencies are warning of threats of violence in the
upcoming election. In a joint intelligence
bulletin, agents from the FBI and the Department of Homeland
and Security are warning law enforcement agencies that
domestic violent extremists are seeking to terrorize and disrupt
the vote. Let's get more now from NBC's
Ken Delaney. And what more can you tell us
about this warning, Ken? Good morning, Ana.
The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are warning in
this new intelligence bulletin of the heightened risk of lone
wolf attacks by domestic extremists motivated by election
related conspiracy theories, including beliefs in widespread
voter fraud and their hatred of their political opponents.
This will surprise no one who's been paying attention, but it's
significant that these agencies are putting this out to local
law enforcement a week before the election.
The new unclassified bulletin says the goal of these attacks
would be to terrorize and disrupt the vote.
And to be clear, this document does not describe intelligence
about a specific threat. It talks about a general
atmosphere of anger and misinformation that could prompt
unstable people to engage in threats or violence.
And of course, we've already seen that in recent weeks with a
series of arrests for election threats, including a man in
Philadelphia who allegedly threatened to scan election
workers alive. And remember, last week police
in Phoenix arrested a person in connection with a mailbox fire
that damaged around 20 ballots. The report identified potential
targets of violence to include candidates, elected officials,
election workers, members of the media and judges involved in
election cases. The potential threats include
physical attacks and violence at polling places, ballot drop
boxes, voter registration locations, and rallies and
campaign events. Ken Delaney, man, he's just
laying it out there. Killing it, man.
And if there's a if the old switcheroo is in in effect here
because at no point in any point it in his reveal of this
intelligence bulletin, other than the fact that he said that
there's no actual intelligence that anything bad's gonna
happen. There's just a culture of being
really angry, which is pretty OK by me.
I think people should be pretty pissed off at a government that
has failed so monumentally over the last few years.
Isn't that kind of how America was founded?
Like people who were pissed off at their government?
He was in the. Harbor but at no point in that
rambling response did he ever say something like election
fraud, which they will not investigate.
They just say election crimes. Election crimes would be a
crazy, schizophrenic, bipolar, manic individual in New Mexico
sends a single stream of thought, no punctuation, all
capitals. E-mail to Michigan and says I'm
going to skin you alive. And the DOJ says, see, we saved
you from election crimes. There could be front, there
could be crimes to any of these people.
Everybody is in danger, not even just the poll workers, but even
the governors of some states have to face that.
Here is seriously unironically again.
And MSNBC talking about something that has been so
widely debunked, including in court.
This should be a no brainer. Apparently Gretchen Whitmer was
almost kidnapped. Did you hear this?
You're welcome, Gretchen. I saved you.
Here you go. Joining us now, Michigan's
attorney General, Dana Nessel. Attorney General, thank you for
joining us. So in the lead up to the 2020
election, there was an entire plot that materialized to kidnap
Michigan's governor, Gretchen Whitmer.
So with that in mind, what can you tell us about the situation
there right now in Michigan and and how concerned are you about
keeping everyone safe ahead of Election Day?
Well, we're taking every precaution possible, and we've
been running tabletop exercises through various state agencies,
actors, law enforcement, you know, clerks throughout the
state we've been doing. This for months and months.
In preparation for the election, additionally, my department just
recently issued a lengthy memo that was dispersed to all.
Law. Enforcement agencies in the
state reviewing all of the state laws, particular instances of
bad conduct that we anticipated it's possible that they may see.
And what we propose are ways to address those issues should they
occur. And in addition, I mean, we are
going to have a 24 hour hotline set up in my department.
We're going to have special agents that are dispersed
throughout the entire state as well as attorneys.
And we're going to do everything we possibly can to ensure that
people are are safe and so is. You know, poll workers, election
workers. We just want to make people
safe, Steve. What we want to do is make sure
that your freedom and that the accurate count is subjugated to
safety. Isn't it always interesting that
people want to trade liberty for safety?
Let me read this real quick. This is from a New York Police
commissioner or a deputy commissioner for intelligence
and counterterrorism. Another woman, by the way.
We're hearing a lot of women talking about this stuff.
Women seem to be interested in safety.
I'm not mad at women for being interested in safety.
That's what women do. But I'd also like to hear some
analytical minds talking about things, saying wouldn't it be
nice to get the count right? So this is Rebecca Weiner.
She says we've been describing the threat environment as
everything, everywhere at all times.
That's the overall threat environment.
That is the best threat analysis by a female.
By the way, if you're a woman in the world, everything can
possibly be a threat to you. Even teenage boys are a real
threat. It's like it was written by a
Yorkshire terrier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just bark at everything, freak out at any moment and, you know,
make sure everything is on a leash.
And you know what would be good? 6 foot distance between all
human beings. If we could just keep a six foot
bubble of safety. Isn't it interesting?
How the plot emerged? Four years ago, the plot emerged
that the FBI plotted and then executed in the October Surprise
fashion that they did in 2020. And we need to set up a Stitch
line. That would be really good, but
we should totally advise law enforcement about all the laws
and in ways that they can enforce them because I guess
police officers don't know how to maintain public order or
public safety. They need to have the attorney
general, the state of Michigan, who threatened a woman for going
on Facebook and announcing that a polling location was moved to
a different location. They threatened her with arrest.
That's that vile creature. Right.
But also, she just repeated or didn't say, you know, the FBI
created the plot against Gretchen Whitmer.
That wasn't legit. I mean, everything she said was
accurate. It wasn't complete.
A plot emerged that the. It turns out it was.
Confidential human source who rose to become the vice
president of that organization? You think he was maybe driving
the mission forward at that point, but they didn't come up
with that information because that's inconvenient for the
narrative. I mean, they don't want to let
everyone know that they deployed multiple SWAT teams from across
the country to go and arrest people and told us that they
were near pier, had the exact same training and capability,
and they were going to engage us in a gunfight because they had
encrypted communications. Meanwhile, they were mostly
indigent, low IQ, just desperate guys who some of them actually
had good intentions. Like we need to have a militia
to the form of like a response to an emergency supporting law
enforcement. But it was a convenient
narrative. And they geeked, FBI SWAT
operators, myself included, up to believe that we were going to
get into an armed conflict. That's the big piece of what you
just said. That may go past some people.
You said us. You said near pier.
You were in those briefs. Yeah.
Yes, in the briefs, unlike any briefing I ever saw as a SWAT
operator did it for five years. They and how?
Many. How many?
How many warrants do you think you served in five years?
100. 2020 a year easy yeah yeah, I.
Mean we were pretty active as a as a SWAT team and we would get
the same FD 888 briefing every single time PowerPoint death by
slides. You'd at most get a driver's
license photo of your bad guy, maybe a booking photo from the
jail just so you could identify him. 30,000 foot review of the
case. But for this one case, they had
video of them training and they were good and squared away For
this video they had, they had firearms and proficiency with
those firearms. They had body armor.
They were doing shooting out of vehicles.
And it shook our entire team that it was dead quiet in that
room until one of our breachers, they said like jokingly, do you
think these guys put on a school?
Because I'd like to go. They look really capable and
they said that they would engage us.
Unlike every other SWAT hit where you hit the restructure
and then you leave 5 minutes later to go get breakfast.
They said you have we're going to do a night hit and you have
to stay there like you're in a Ford operating base in
Afghanistan because the Calvaries are coming to shoot
you up and post up and get ready to shoot.
Meanwhile, we arrived there and there was an elderly man and two
teenagers. One was gender questioning,
we'll say, and no suspect. That's what we encountered.
And I left there thinking like, oh, we saved the governor.
Meanwhile, I find out that our our hit, you know, we're just
not going to arrest that guy. We're going to turn that over to
the state, even though it's a threat on a sitting governor.
Huh, That's interesting. Yeah, maybe the case wasn't
there, which it turned out obviously not to be.
CBS is also rattling the Saber about threats of violence.
I know this thing, this, this hits US differently simply
because we've been on the briefing side of what this looks
like and then we've been on the action end of it.
I've had the same brief about terrorists.
This person, you're going to have to kill them.
You're never going to be able to take him into custody.
This is the worst person that's ever you, you go in and and you
go to arrest them and they roll over like a puppy and they just
want their belly scratched. You know, it's like, or they're
not there at all because they never were or it's an FBI
source. So here's CBS drumming up again,
more threats of violence. I, I just keep seeing this stuff
over there ramping this thing up.
And then we're going to talk about how the, it's totally neck
and neck in the polls. That's my favorite rest where
we're going to end with this thing.
But here, here we go. Threats of violence.
The FBI director said this past week, it is incomprehensible and
unacceptable that election workers have to be worried about
their security. But here we are.
And we know the Department of Justice just this past week did
indict individuals for making threats to workers in both of
your states. Secretary Fontes, one of my CBS
colleagues, is reporting Maricopa County is significantly
increasing security and using drones, using fencing and other
measures. I've read news organizations say
they're going to be snipers on top of tabulation centers.
First of all, is that true? That seems extraordinary.
And is that based on specific threat intelligence?
I don't even want to have him answer.
I listen to this by the way folks and he basically gives the
classic politician non answer. But we're not going to discuss
tactics. She just brought up snipers on
top of polling stations. Can we just, can we get with her
please for a minute? That's I want to know what her
news sources that she's talking about.
It's just like that, you know, people are saying who?
People in people in the bathroom with me as I stand there by
myself. It's, and I also really like how
Christopher Wray says that it's, it's, it's incomprehensible and
unacceptable that could people could be threatened.
It's incomprehensible and unacceptable that guys like
Marcus Allen and Garrett O Boyle were removed and indefinitely
suspended and unpaid forever. For pointing out Chris Wray's
lies. Yes.
Like legitimately he lied. Oh, he's committed perjury a
plethora of occasions that I've continued to try to draw
attention to from people that I was hoping I was under the
misconception that they would hold them accountable.
But they did get some strongly worded letters, which got such
great traction that they had to issue press releases to feature
the strongly worded letters, which got so little traction
that they then had to post about it on Twitter, which is really
what they're very interested in. As we saw, there is a report
that John Solomon did and he came out last night and he
mentioned and I didn't even pull the clip because it just wasn't.
It made me want to puke. But Mike Johnson is alleging
that Russia and China and Iran and others have interfered with
our election and they have evidence that they are going to
be putting out showing that it'll probably come out after
the election. It probably will be completely
irrelevant. And we can all expect that
sternly worded letter. Let me read this article.
This is from ABC News. We went from NBC to ABC.
This one says poll watchers. Republicans tout deterrence as
election officials fear vigilantism.
No evidence of vigilantism that I'm aware of has ever taken
place. However, ballot counting is
going to get a close scrutiny. Bipartisan eyes and ears like it
always does. By the way, that's the thing
that they've left out, that there's always freaking poll
watchers and they're always have been.
So deep trust, trust in the American election system.
What does that tell us? And rather than them saying,
hey, we're going to fix it and make sure that we we secure it,
no, we're going to go out there and secure the election workers
who are engaged in something that continues to be
ridiculously unsecure. I don't know your thoughts.
On the hubris, instead of entertaining people's concerns,
whether or not they're warranted or well founded, they have to
acknowledge that there is significant doubts that they can
actually carry forward a fair transparent election.
And instead of addressing those, they just lean back on we are
the arbiters of what is true. And if you doubt that, then
you're a radical extremist conspiracy theorist, probably an
anti government, anti authority, violent extremist domestic
terrorist, and we need to snuff you out either by putting you
into a box for the rest of your life or, you know, maybe we'll
just get a little bit happy with the trigger.
Let me read this. Republican voters have a deep
distrust in the American election system.
It's inspired waves of general election poll watchers purported
to protect against fraud in battleground states where some
officials fear a turn towards vigilantism.
These officials fear with no evidence, by the way, that's the
most important part, even though they'd love to leave that part
out. Here's a really interesting
quote from a guy named Jeff Fuller.
Their presence alone is a kind of deterrence because everybody
knows somebody is watching. Associate Jeff Fuller, a retired
Army Special Forces officer, self-described 2020 election
denier and organizer of GOP poll watching in Prince William
County, Virginia. Now here's The funny thing about
men who retired with 20 plus years of military service
working in special operations. Usually people that work in that
space have seen probably the white side of military
operations, but also the Gray side of military operations,
which means they're led by things like intelligence,
whether it be DIA or CIA, they've probably been asked
tapped to support missions like this.
And of course, civil affairs is part of what the Army does.
They do information OPS, they do things like help rig elections
and steal them. This is the thing that's been
done for a long time and and they actually have an
intelligence, they have an intelligence Sergeant that works
in every single SF ODA. So this is not like a foreign
concept. This is not a guy that doesn't
have any background in this sort of thing.
And he's probably seen a lot of like, shenanigans overseas, if
you had to guess. This, this is not an
unreasonable accommodation. People have questions, whether
or not, like I said, whether or not they're founded or
conspiratorial, they exist. You just acknowledge what the
battlefield conditions are. A significant number of
Americans have questions. What's the best way we can
address that? We can be transparent, allow
poll watchers to be there while the ballots are being tagged or
you know what else we can do? We can just try to put them all
in a cage because that'll make sure that the message gets out
there properly because we are not in a free country anymore.
This is a late stage Republic that is transitioning very
rapidly into a despotic tyranny, whatever you want to label it,
but it is saying do not question us.
How fun is it that we keep hearing the word fascism 'cause
I just keep going back to it. I've, I've actually got a funny
clip of, of Jesse Waters said his man on the street, a guy
named Johnny to go do interviews at a Kamala Harris rally.
And I don't know how much of it I want to play, but I want to
play a chunk of it 'cause it's actually like, it's brilliant
piece. They did a really, really good
job. And the best part for me is
they're like, do you think Donald Trump's a fascist?
And they're like, yes, absolutely.
And he's like, what is fascism? And she was like.
Yeah. I don't know.
And it's like if you described it, you would realize that
you're describing the thing that is going on, which is that
there's government interference with private ownership of the
companies. The government steps down on,
pushes out messaging, and then these private companies jump in
line because that's what the profit is.
It's so obvious. I'm gonna show you another
little article here. This is a non-stop barrage this
morning. Here you go from CBS.
So we've done ABCNBC, now CBS. These are the big three.
In the old days, Arizona counties have invested millions
in new facilities to reassure voters of election security and
transparency. The best part is they have an
entire video of CBS people asking it is all Lib loser
women. They them Zimzer types.
It's this old lady who's wearing a mask in 2024 for no particular
reason. And then you've got this like
masculine E gender confused looking female who's wearing
like an American ribbon that looks kind of like a tie in her
hair as she does her best to try to look like a man.
Like I, I, I watched this video and it was sickening to watch.
But end of the day, here's a little piece of it.
Now the secretary of the Democratic Party in Arizona
remembers what used to pass for an Election Day problem when a
rattlesnake came into the facility one day and they had to
shut down the county and evacuate the people.
No election in. Seriously in Arizona dude, I've
I've handled like 4 rattlesnakes in 24 hours on my own property.
It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Battleground stays like Arizona where election denialism.
This is the real problem. It's not that there's questions,
it's denialism has been rampant. Rattlesnakes represent the good
old days for these people. Remember the old days when all
we cared about was a snake sneaking in?
We do have a snake now. It's just called digital
election systems it seems like. In any case.
The ISM. As long as they can attach the
ISM to it, then they can other you and say that you can't
question. In the land of the Free, you're
allowed to question anything. Everyone seems to forget 2020.
I'm sorry, 20, not not 2020. I'm sorry that obviously we we
don't forget that. Democrats don't remember living
through the year 2000, apparently.
Hanging chads when we we made Broward County Florida into like
a verb at that point. Right, here's the story.
According to CBS News polling, 56% of Democrats and 26% of
Republicans are very confident. Why is there such a massive
disparity? Why are 50% less people
confident? And why are only half of the
people on the Democrat side? That means the majority.
Based on those numbers, the majority of Americans think
there's probably an election security problem, which is why
you have this massive push at the moment.
Let me show you the sound of democracy.
I just think it's funny. This is this is window
dressings. This is how you set up and do an
information OP. You get people to believe that
everything is fine. Listen to him say it.
Including an armed guard. You and I both know that an
armed security guard equals no shenanigans will ever happen.
I'll get you to reflect on it after watching the CBS piece.
The sounds of democracy being printed, sorted.
Stuffed and shipped from inside this secure facility in Phoenix,
complete with armed guards. How many ballots do you print
for the general election? We'll print about 35,000,000
ballots. Jeff Ellington heads run back
election services. We don't overprint anything, so
every step as we go through, we print exactly what the county's
asked for. They'll use about 6000 miles of
paper, printing up to 1.5 million ballots a day, enough to
fill 51 semis and weighing about the same as 2740 sevens.
What's to stop someone from copying one of your ballots?
And it's going to be on the right paper.
The tolerances to cut a ballot are shockingly tight, and it's
not 8 1/2 by 11 sheets of paper. And all of that would even be
hard to replicate. In Maricopa County alone, I
think this election is about 15,000 different ballot styles.
The kind, thickness, and color of the paper can vary by machine
tabulating the vote, which varies by county.
So does the design and layout of the ballot itself.
And every single ballot is tracked.
There's a secure process where the chain of custody of all of
these ballots, from paper to ballots going to the election
office to the ballots going to the voters, is all maintained
under rigorous circumstances. Run Back works with 30 states.
A growing part of its business is now election security.
There's no holes in that security, right?
Not whatsoever. I mean, not like they at no
point did he say that it is impossible for anything to to
happen. And it's not like that they have
1U very hard to duplicate template.
There's like 15 different types that you could have.
And I'm sorry, not sorry. The morbidly obese security
guard meandering around I don't think gives me a good sense of
wow, this is a secure facility. I mean, who's who's going to
invade it anyway? Every ballot is tracked, every
ballot is printed to the unique specifications of the county.
It has different size, it has different layout.
That sounds like you could really easily audit that,
doesn't it? If it was just paper ballots
everywhere. But aren't they making the case
that paper ballots is the way to go instead of the black box of
computers? Is that just me?
Election Day paper ballots, ID and then we could be done with
all of the question. Make it a national holiday.
It's better than Juneteenth. Sure.
I I mean, we could, we could do we, could they like.
To give out federal holidays. So I think we should replace
Labor Day because that's a communist holiday.
But I. Found that yeah, yeah,
Presidents Day could be replaced too.
We celebrate the presidents by doing an election that's secure
and fair. But you can even sell they
create you can. Sell.
You can have a mattress sale as well.
Look, what's what's the joke? How long is it before the
Juneteenth holiday? They're going to start having
3/5 off on the mattresses. Yikes, Yikes.
OK, look, the only problem with paper ballots is that they're
still doing drop boxes, and those can't go wrong.
Here's a little video of what goes wrong in Washington state.
If people think that the drop boxes are full of ballots that
they don't want, they just burn them on light on.
I'll just cut away from that because there's not a lot of
audio to it, but people could just see the count was hundreds.
That's not the only ballot box that was hit.
I noticed that in the MSNBC talking about threats.
They said like 20 ballots were burned.
That wasn't 20 ballots. That right there.
I, I've burned stacks of paper. That was a couple hundred that
they just pulled out with a shovel.
And the argument of these are fireproof boxes, I was always
kind of scratching my head like, will they open, right?
Well, if they open, I could probably put a match in there,
right? If they open, can I put in a
burning ballot? Can I do it?
How about if it was soaked in some sort of accelerant, which
is super easy to do. And or will it now have you
know, we thought it was 20, but it wanted to be in 20,000
ballots that were in there and we had to truck them in
overnight from from Detroit to Phoenix.
Apparently they're all tracked, so we should know which ballots
are missing when people say that they postmarked them.
The problem is, if they're not postmarked, they're going right
into a box. That box is another black hole.
It's the whole point of having them done in person, under
scrutiny, where somebody can't screw with it.
Like how this? Is if we have best practices
like a chain of custody that has been used and followed
throughout English common law for like a century plus.
Yeah, just just talk about for a second, So people, how many
criminal investigations you think you've wrapped up?
As a as an FBI agent over 200, let's say 250.
OK. And you had evidence in that?
Yes, all of them. How does chain of custody work
when you're not dropping it in a ballot box?
Maybe you could talk about chain of custody from the point of
reception to the point of being introduced as evidence in court.
It needs to be accounted for at all times.
If you collect evidence, there has to always be the ability to
do an audit on whose possession it was in.
So if I if I have a murderer investigation and I have the
murder weapon, the knife in my hand, I document the time, the
date, the location and who has it.
Steve has it and then Steve has it.
When I own that evidence, it is in my possession until I bring
it somewhere else. So I would bring it to an
evidence technician over at my headquarters in the FBI.
That was the person whose only job was to secure the evidence
in the facility of the FBI can't be tampered with.
If at any point I wanted to take it out to review it, it was
documented. And then ultimately we take that
over to the US Attorney's office, who also has a chain of
custody. They have a secure facility that
you can put the evidence in and you're constantly accounting for
where this piece and article is so that no case can be made by
defended of what you planted that and you can be there could
be an allegation of well, for the I I noticed that you you had
this, there was a weekend there. Did you take this evidence home
with you? Well, no, I didn't.
I, I, I before I went home on Friday, I put it in the evidence
locker inside the office to make sure that it was safe.
And I had a key code and an alarm and there was no
activation of the alarm. I could look back at the alarm
records so that there's. Cameras in the building.
How did you feel about tell me about the times when you took
the important evidence that you wanted to use in court and then
you went and put it in the metal box outside of the FB is office
that said evidence box and then let like whatever happened to
it? How many times did you do that?
I didn't do that, but the FBI also trusts FedEx more than
agents. So if you had drug evidence, you
could hand it to FedEx. But if he was too, if he was an
agent, multiple agents had to do it just to make sure that none
of you took a taste. Yeah, that's a funny little
quirk. Probably.
It's honestly, it's probably as good for the agents as anything
else. And nobody cares about doubling
up for that when except you're busy.
The, the idea that you would leave it in a box that marks
what it is like very valuable election things is what that,
that, that official ballot drop box says.
And then someone was like, I like to destroy very valuable
election things. To me that makes it ridiculous
in and of itself. They've, they've just proven
what the vulnerability is. How many ballots do you need to
lose to, to prove vulnerability? Basically a couple hundred.
That would be enough for you to go.
This could. Swing Miller Meeks in Iowa.
She won by single digits last time, right?
Single digits. A congressional seat.
This is, this is. Yeah.
And you just lost a couple 100. Nobody knows who they are.
Those people don't know. They might say, oh, I went to
that box. How publicized was the address
of that box at this point, letting people know locally?
I haven't seen it and I've been watching for it.
So that's worthwhile. Let's break away.
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Legit so good. OK, I'm going to, I'm going to
show you that all the things we've been talking about,
they're actually nonsense. So I just want to apologize to
everyone that we just wasted your 30 minutes because CISA,
the CISA chief just said that the election infrastructure has
never been more secure. This is coming back now from
ABCI. Like to think about it like
this. The job of CISA, one of their
jobs is infrastructure security. So what I read this headline
like and you tell me if you have a different impression.
FBI director says FBI is doing a great job.
That's what I see from election. Infrastructure has never been
more secure, says cybersecurity. Infrastructure Security Agency
chief, you go. Well, he also said it's never
been more secure. That doesn't mean that there it
is secure, right? It's like having a low
probability of violence just means 0.
But look, we are doing the same incompetent job that we've
always done incompetently. You're welcome.
Right. I may or may not have some
evidence that that is not good enough because Jenna Griswold.
So, OK, we're going to play a little clip in a minute from my
friend Joe Altman. Fair, fair disclosure, I like
Joe. I spent time with Joe.
I consider him to be a personal friend.
We've done each other's podcast back and forth.
His concerns with this thing seem really legit.
He's in Colorado. This woman is the Secretary of
State in Colorado. We just got told it's never been
more secure. The specifics of the machine
infrastructure are secure, but maybe they just gave up all the
passwords for You'll listen to how long.
Secretary of State Jenna Griswold, thank you for your
time today. So your office is acknowledging
that you inadvertently leaked voting system passwords by
putting them on your website. Colorado Republican Party says
that this was more than 600 BIOS passwords for voting systems in
all but one Colorado county. Is that accurate?
That is not accurate. How many passwords and for which
counties? So a spreadsheet located on the
department website improperly had a hidden tab with partial
passwords. So I think that is really
important. This is not the the full
password to access voting equipment at, at this point, you
know, we had started an investigation and actually have
people in the field that have been working on this issue.
When you say partial passwords, do you mean that it had one of
the two passwords required to get into the system or it did
not even have one full password? It had one of two, and not for
all voting components, for some voting components in the state.
You know what? Accidental journalism is awesome
because she gave him the political spin.
It was a partial pass where he's like, so it was one of two,
right? The entire one.
It wasn't like they gave he's. Really good.
I don't he he's, I think he's on a local station.
A local 9 station might be in Denver.
I, I have to look up. I've seen a couple of
interviews. He is an absolute Pitbull, but
he does actual journalism, which is to say this is what somebody
is reporting. Is that true?
And she said, no, that's not true.
And then he said which counties and how many passwords?
And she was like, you noticed that she said we had a hidden
tab on our website for months. You know what happens when you
have months and you have half the password or 1 password and
it? Eliminates 50% of the effort to
hack. Your your your your brute force
attack can be done much more efficiently.
And someone needs to tell her that the Halloween makeup of the
undead or the, I don't know, The Dark Knight Joker is not
working. It's really bizarre.
She's a weird lady, but I just, I just think it's so
interesting. So this was the the the problem.
So my friend Joe is actually involved in a lawsuit against
this guy named Eric Coomer. Eric Coomer has also sued
Michael Flynn. It's very interesting the way
that they phrase these things. It's it's fun that you just you
picked up on this thing that they said it's the most secure,
is more secure than it's ever been, but that doesn't mean it
was ever secure. That's a good piece of it.
It's always about shading around the edges when you deal with
litigious matters like this. This is Joe talking to, I think
this is Chanel who's over at OAN who I've, I've been, I've done
her show as well. She's actually really bright.
She does a good job with her program.
I think her her questions are as good other than the satellite
delay. That's kind of frustrating.
This was Joe back in the day in 2020 talking about, hey, there's
some problems in this election and he may or may not have
jumped on and identified, I think his this is what I would
call a credible allegation of potential fraud.
And then you're supposed to go out there and investigate it.
It doesn't sound like that happened.
Here's Joe In September 2020, FEC United founder Joe Oldman
had infiltrated Antifa to uncover journalists who were
active members of the Antifa group attacking his company in
Colorado. Joe, you infiltrated an Antifa
conference call this past September and accidentally came
upon a top Dominion Voting Systems executive named Eric
Coomer. Describe that call and what it
LED you to find. It was interesting how the call
started. Somebody says, who's Eric?
He says Eric's Dominion guy. Someone actually said, you know,
hey, go ahead, Told him to continue speaking.
And someone interrupts and says, what are we going to do if
effing Trump wins? And Eric responds, and I'm
paraphrasing this, by the way, don't worry about the election.
Trump is not going to win. I made effing sure of that.
And then they started laughing and somebody says F and write.
And so I just put it a simple Google search to start, which
was Eric Dominion Denver, Co And Eric Coomer came up immediately
under Dominion Voting Systems. Turns out Eric Coomer held a top
position at Dominion. With a PhD.
In nuclear physics, Coomer joined Dominion as vice
president of engineering and holds several patents with
Dominion ensuring users can adjudicate ballots from the
machines, the very function Ron Watkins pointed out as a huge
red flag. After the election, Altman was
sent an article highlighting Eric Coomer from Dominion.
Altman started looking into Eric again.
Eric was the director of strategy and security at
Dominion and a shareholder in the company.
When I got into his Facebook page, that's when things really
started to kind of come together for me that, you know, that Eric
Coomer was this, you know, that he, he was not just Antifa, he
was, he was responsible for putting his finger on the the
scales of our election. So it goes on.
There's more to it. I'll post this clip over on
locals for those people who are interested.
Again, it's never been more secure, Steve, never been more
secure. They haven't addressed any of
this stuff, by the way. No, they're not going to.
They're not going to look into any sort of allegations of voter
fraud. As I said before, is Joe Altman
possibly the closest thing we have to Batman right now?
Like that vigilantism of I'm going to infiltrate domestic
extremist group. I, I, I alleged their domestic
terrorist group because they've actually engaged in violence,
which he did. And then he uncovered potential
voter fraud all just at his own expense.
And all he just wants is to bring his legitimate and
reasonable concern to law enforcement and have it looked
into without have a getting a side eye because oh, you're just
a conspiracy theorist. That that seems like a
reasonable concern. If it was brought in as a walk
in to me as an FBI agent, I would use the assets and
resources that I could to at least give it a preliminary
look. Shame on you.
It sounds like you're trying to
poison the public trust, just like Donald Trump.
Look at you look at that very serious 32 year old journalist
with no children who knows all kinds of things about vaccines.
As we talked about yesterday. By the way, every episode that I
uploaded in the last week has been either blocked and or
demonetized over on YouTube. We don't make any money on
YouTube. For those of you who watch over
there, we get no credit for it. We get no ad revenue.
I, I refuse to actually play their game.
So for whatever that's worth, but they do let me know when
they have a problem with something by blocking it.
And my favorite is when they actually, sometimes they'll say
you're demonetized, someone else, you know, takes and claims
that this is a copyright. And I've started contesting
them. But the second one, which is my
favorite, is when they actually block it because there's a 62nd
clip that we play of somebody else's like copyrighted
material, which we use under fair use.
And that is an exception that's allowed.
They immediately will block it and then and just take the
entire video down. So I have to go and fight to get
the damn thing up. It always tells me we're close
to it. And talking about vaccines
yesterday and talking about Caitlin Collins right here,
It's, you know, this is another one.
Instant block. But you're poisoning the trust.
That's what Donald Trump has been doing.
This is CNN reporting it. It's a very big problem.
We cannot poison the public's trust.
Shame on you. The Doug Bergum Caitlin Collins
eyebrow face off here is is. Deep.
He's he's winning. He's got way more eyebrow.
That's really, that's really gross.
So this guy Coomer is basically thrown lawsuits against a bunch
of people for defamation and so on, despite the fact that they
are quoting his own words. As I recall, I think Joe said he
might have even taped the call. The problem is they want the
person that gave Joe access to that conference call.
That's what the judge wants. And he won't give up a source.
And at this point, he's operating in a journalistic
sense. And I would say everybody is the
press if they act like the press.
That was kind of one of the original things that we we all
kind of coalesced around that your civil liberties are yours.
They belong to you because of God, not because of government.
And we're and we've completely gone away from real, true
investigative journalism. At this point, the perception of
journalism is just be a mouthpiece for the government
and say what they deemed to be appropriate messaging for the
populace because they are, after all, the arbiters of what is
true, which is why you'll get these quote UN quote journalists
on national television who will try to Fact Check somebody who
says something counter to that say, well, you know, you're
you're wrong because the government told us something
else. Well, So what does that mean?
That's not good for anything at all.
And the actual skill set involved with journalism is very
much like police work. You're looking into these things
as Joel did there and and as someone like a Cheryl Atkinson
is going to do. But for the most part, you're
your CNN people like your Jim Acosta.
If, if they don't get it directly from the mouth of a
government official and approved message, they're going to say
that that's conspiracy theory. If you would say anything else
otherwise than that, then we probably should consider you a
threat to democracy. Here's Jim Acosta.
This morning, CNN is learning new details about how one of
Donald Trump's former national security advisors has turned
conspiracies into cash. Michael Flynn has spent years
making money off the false claim that the 2020 election was
stolen but doesn't even believe it himself.
Flynn was questioned underoath for deposition about a former
Dominion Voting Systems executive.
Eric Coomer brought a defamation suit against Flynn's speaking
tour, which promotes election denialism.
Listen to what Flynn had to say. Have you seen any evidence that
you would consider credible, Mr. Flynn, that Eric Coomer played a
role in rigging the 2020 presidential election?
Yes or no? I have not.
No. Do you believe that Eric Coomer
rigged the 2020 presidential election?
Objection of foundation? Yeah.
I've made no idea. Have you seen any evidence that
makes you suspect that he rigged the 2020 presidential election?
No idea. Tina and Zach Cohen as part of
the great reporting team on this story.
He joins us now. Zach.
Zach, it's remarkable footage. What more are you learning?
Yeah, Jen, this is really the first time Michael Flynn has
said on the record that he has no evidence to back up.
But it was a key part of some of the election fraud claims that
he and other Trump allies were trying to use as a pretext to
overturn the 2020 election. You might.
That was Zach Cohen. He's a national security
reporter. He looks like he has a lot of
experience in national security, but also propaganda.
If I was going to call it Steve, what access would Michael Flynn,
a retired general and a former fixture in the Intel community,
what access would he have to require and collect evidence in
the possible election fraud that would have happened in 2020?
How would he have gotten that? He would have even less access
than Zach did when Zach just gets whatever is leaked to him
by a deposition by a friendly source within the government,
because CNN has learned this morning what the government
wants us to have so that we can put it out there.
Yeah, that's really weird when people ask you about evidence,
that this is the problem that I've had from the beginning.
This is why I can't say definitively that 2020 was
stolen and here's the evidence, because I wasn't in a position
to get the evidence. But I did hold the job that
could have done that and I would have volunteered to be part of
it because whether it was stolen by any team ever is always going
to be the business of the American people that want a free
fair election. Instead, what they say is that
it's free and fair. It's obviously secure.
Hold on, where is it? There it is.
It's never been more secure, Steve.
But there's there's there's no baseline that we're going to
tell you what that look like. We won't tell you what how
secure it was. We'll just tell you it's never
been more secure than today. Look, yesterday we left the back
door open at Fort Knox. Today we put a screen door on
it. It's never been more secure.
Exactly correct. And listen, we only left the
passwords up for a few months and it was only one of the two
passwords. Seems to completely like we
should totally message this as the safest and most secure
election. Unless, of course, we don't get
the outcome we want and then we're going to riot in the
streets. It's time.
It's almost time to riot, right? I'm going to throw something up
here that will make me laugh and hopefully you as well.
Let's start with this poll. This is something, this is how
unserious this country is. We're going to go there in a
second. Actually, before we leave the
election stuff, let me let me do this.
This is what an information OP looks like folks.
I found this video. The best thing is that people
always talk about how something works.
They say that there's no evidence that it's, it's been
debunked. The debunked claims that the
that the election was stolen, that there's no evidence.
That's the thing that they always do.
And then they just move forward like that's fact.
This is facts, not an evidence. They're happy to do it on one
side, but not on the other. I found this video and it was
like, it's called interesting engineering and it's basically a
propaganda piece that's like floating around in left wing
circles on on social media. The stakes have never been
higher for the US elections. With the presidential candidates
neck and neck in the polls. Everyone wants their vote to
matter. And after the Donald Trump's
accusations of voter fraud in 2020, all eyes are on the
technology meant to secure their votes.
The Big Lie was a conspiracy theory aggressively pushed by
Donald Trump, claiming the 2020 elections had been rigged in his
opponent's favor. Though the conspiracy was easily
disproven by investigators, the fear and doubt linger now as the
presidential cycle turns over again, there is a lot of
pressure on the government to bolster voter trust in the
elections or risk an escalation like the attempted coup in 2021.
So what are the technical challenges the US could face in
its upcoming elections? First, hardware.
After the Help America Vote Act of 2002, which itself was a
response to the disastrous Florida recount of 2000, more
than two billion USD was given to each state.
Date to replace obsolete voting equipment.
The average lifespan of these new machines was.
Expected to be at least. 10 to 20 years old, and as of today
most of them would be past that 10 year mark.
The older the machines are, the greater the risk of them
malfunctioning. There's no evidence of the
malfunctioning, but they're all too old and they all have the
possibility of malfunctioning. And by the way, investigators
easily disproved that the the evidence didn't exist.
Do you recall ever seeing that evidence?
No, I don't ever remember hearing about an investigation
that was carried out, but it was the big lie, because we're going
to say that you're a Holocaust denier if you don't trust what
the government tells you about this.
And then we'll have to invoke January 6th, the worst day, I
was going to say since Pearl Harbor, but since it's worse,
then we probably have to go all the way back to I, I don't know
when the Trail of Tears launched off like that.
That's what we're at right now as far.
As I think the worst day was when when the Americans decided
that, when the colonists decided to revolt against the right, the
rightful government that existed.
I think that's where we're at right now.
Maybe when Christopher Columbus just brought about nothing but
genocide to the continent. But also, diversity seemed like
there was a lot of people that didn't look like Chris Columbus
here. He introduced something new.
Just saying, OK, so how about this, This is how you do this.
This is how you start seeing these information.
I don't think it's even close. I don't think that it like would
just experiencing people watching what goes on.
I don't think we're a 5050 country and I don't think very
many people do either. But CBS is going to push it out.
They have a new poll shows it's all tied up in Pennsylvania.
Here's why I know this is garbage.
Are you ready? This is what I would call
evidence. It's 49% Kamala Harris, 49%
Donald Trump. How would you expect people talk
about the issues then? It should go evenly, should it
not? Yes.
The response should be or at
least should elevate issues equally to what each side
considers to be important. OK.
And you would imagine that if 49% of people and 49% of people
on each side think that the the other party is the right one,
you'd think that some people think America's doing a great
job right now. And then a bunch of people fit
or, you know, like basically even numbers of people think
America's doing great versus America's not doing great.
And we want to go back to what we did.
That would. That would be the supposition,
yes. My only counter to that would be
yeah, we know it sucks, but this other issue is way more
important to me than, I don't know, being able to afford eggs.
OK, so it has to say that if we're talking about the way the
country is going, there has to be another overriding issue for
people to change their mind. Great.
So here's CB s s poll. Are you ready for this?
81% of people that were questioned said the economy is
the most important factor. 74% said inflation, 73% said the
state of democracy, whatever the hell that means.
This is Pennsylvania voters. Major factors in voting for the
presidential election, the top 2 are the economy and inflation.
And then when polled they said the following.
Looking backwards towards Trump, 54% thought the United States
was going well, 46% said the United States was not.
Today, 27% said that the the economy is doing well or that
the country is doing well. 73% said it is doing badly.
Overwhelmingly, almost over 75% of people said the economy are
inflation of the biggest issues. Most people, more than more than
half thought it was better under Trump and 3/4 of people think
that is not going well today. How are you going to tell me
that this is a toss up? There's no way that this works
if people have any sense of what's happening.
I'm not confident they do, by the way, but I'm just saying.
The wrong track could mean that they don't think it's going
communist enough. He's.
Such a contrarian. I appreciate that.
Yeah, here's another little piece of fun evidence for you,
because this one's fun. Read that headline real quick.
Biden is beating Trump on stocks.
History shows markets do better under Democrats.
That was on the same page CN NS main page that said Wendy's is
closing 140 restaurants. By the same people that said
that all Donald Trump when he was president talked about was
how great the Dow Jones was doing and that wasn't affecting
people on Main Street. He was just his billionaire
friends. Look, whatever, whatever works
to try to pump up our people. History shows it does better
under Democrats. So they've suddenly decided that
the now the market is a good indicator.
I don't know, I just. Find an indicator that there's
been way too many Democrats in office.
Yeah, it seems, it seems like I think the market does really
well for Democrats. They seem to trade really well.
I want Nancy Pelosi's portfolio. I should just track that.
There are people that do and of course they they do OK with it.
It's better than tracking any other index fund as it.
Goes short, sell McDonald's before they talked it down.
In reality, with Joe Biden in the White House, the US stock
market not only preserved those Trump era gains, but generated
even more massive ones for millions of Americans. 401K.
The thing that they forgot about is this funny little thing
called inflation, which means even though, even though your
dollar has been has been stretched to a point, it's now
basically not even keeping track with inflation your your stock
market gains. But this just the irony of
letting them know like businesses are actually failing
and and A and a large business like Wendy's used to be a go to
when I was a kid. People would go there.
It was the IT was an improvement to McDonald's in many ways
because they had, you know, they had a salad.
Bar you could get a baked potato.
They would, they had a, a solid, you know, sort of advertising
campaign. They were thought of as not
being kind of like the same McDonald's was kind of like a,
like a slur against food. So you had these alternatives
stepping in. Dave was a wholesome guy.
Yeah, yeah, the whole Dave piece and his daughter Wendy, right?
That's, I mean, that's what I remember when I was growing up
in the 90s, but that was also a time when my country would have
invaded my current country. That's that's also true.
OK, so here's a little another little piece and I knew I would
top I I put this in the show notes.
I wanted to touch on this one as well.
This one came from MSNBCI believe.
I just think it's fun. The the thing about this
headline that that blows my mind 'cause I I touched on it in the
show notes. RFK Junior, a vaccine skeptic,
could be set to lead a Trump administration's effort to
battle quote childhood chronic disease.
They put it in scare quotes. I don't know what that means,
but it suggests to me that people at Is It at NBC News do
not believe that there is actually chronic childhood.
Disease. It's the same You've got kids
think that every kid needs to have a ton of drugs pumped into
them because they might have ants in their pants when they're
six years old. You and I both to have kids that
just did Halloween. You played me a press conference
before we started of dads who were doing reactions to it.
I actually had a great time walking around with my kids.
We got to, I wore them out to the point where they were by the
time we came home, they said their arms were tired from
carrying their pail and that their feet were sore from
walking, which is exactly what I want to do.
We're going to go get fitness and then they can stretch out
that poison that we put in the thing.
You get it one day a year where you get to, you know, then mom
throws out whatever poison needs to be thrown out.
But we've got fat kids. I saw kids on scooters.
I saw kids on like mechanized carts.
I saw parents that were morbidly obese.
Childhood chronic disease? That's not a thing.
The, the golf cart caravans that were coming by were indicator
that we are way too comfortable. I, I, I, I can't recall off the
top of my head, but it is not an insignificant number of kids who
now suffer from being overweight, obese, diabetes, or
you know, pre diabetes type 2 used to be like a rare thing,
but now that's normal. And we, you and I were joking
about watching the Goonies. We, I threw Goonies on.
It holds up. It's pretty fun and chunk is not
fat. He's like an average kid today.
He's. Below and he's he's more fit
than the average kid. I saw probably four, maybe it
was like 4 to 6 high school age girls.
It's hard for me to estimate 'cause I just look at all kids
and I'm like, they all look like they're 12 to me.
But I, I think they were teenagers and they were in a
group and they were out doing whatever.
Like the the too old to trick or treat, but trick or treating in
kind of a silly group with half assed costumes.
And they were all morbidly obese.
They all were. They all weighed more than me
and I'm a grown man now. Some of them were closer in
height to me. So they were like in the 555657,
you know, something like that. So you know, I'm a little taller
than them, but not by much. But they were heavier than me.
I could eyeball it. And to me that's amazing that a
13 or a 15 year old girl outweighs a grown man in his 40s
who has basically a job that sits at a desk.
And I still have more physical fitness than these people and.
That wasn't exceptional. They didn't look like, like, Oh
my God, look at that crowd of fat girls.
It was like. It was like a teenager freak
that you had to pay to see the bearded lady.
They just are overweight by nature and that's what you see
when you go see these kids. So the idea that MSNBC is
calling 1. I just love that he's a vaccine
skeptic. I think his his skepticism is
pretty well founded. The way he talks about it is
it's like, look, we got some questions.
I want the data. We don't have the data.
We probably shouldn't have these these companies be without
liabilities. But more importantly, the the
childhood chronic disease, you have to have such a nasty and
skin cynical sense of the world to ignore that Americans are
fatter, sicker and less healthy. Didn't have we even seen people
like Katie Couric gone out there and done things about sugar?
Like this is not a foreign concept.
This used to be a Lib issue. It turned out fitness and
safety. And food don't even need
anything other than your eyeballs to just have questions.
We, we, we go to the, the water park.
And I was telling my son I was like, you know, when I was a
kid, I know that the people were overweight, but at least they
had the dignity to cover it up. They'd wear like a big, a big
T-shirt or a single piece. But now they just like let it
all hang out. I feel really bad for you, son.
And I know back in my day that they weren't as skinny as when
my parents were young and going to the beach.
Like we are full on Wall-e at this point.
I have seen pictures of my father like in the 70s and he is
a stick figure and like you remember all the guy like go
think about the Forrest Gump footage.
Like a lot of it like the B roll footage that they play in that
movie where the people like the hippies are out there playing.
They're super skinny, they got a mustache, their face looks gaunt
compared to Americans today. But that was all people because
people were out moving around and not eating complete garbage.
Anyway, I'm, I'm on day 15 of my meat diet and my wife said
something crazy to me the other day, which I'll share with
people. I, I, I said, you know, I don't
feel like I'm like dropping a bunch of pounds, but I feel
different and I'm not quite acclimated to it yet.
And I played music while we were having dinner.
She was like, you used to always play music and I haven't heard
you play music in years. And it's like, that's weird.
It, there's no way that it doesn't change the way your
brain cavers. Like this is the fuel.
Like we used to always know that the fuel is what like you are
what you eat. It was so simple.
Apparently that makes RFK like a a lunatic now though.
I mean I agree with RFK and about 1% of the issues, 100% on
those issues, but this is genuinely something that and he
isn't even, he isn't even requiring you to buy into what
his solutions are. He's just saying like these are
legitimate questions. It's almost like I have
legitimate concerns about an election in which there's no
chain of custody for when 10s of millions of people mailed in
their vote for president. I have questions about that.
I'm not saying one way or another, but we are the arbiters
of the truth. And you need to have the food
pyramid here, which is based on grains like you're a horse.
Everything that we've seen the government get involved in, they
either do it very poorly, which we constantly talk about, or
they're completely lying to you to benefit.
Like the mechanism of power that is the government.
Why would elections be any different?
Why would food pyramids be any different?
Where? Give me an example of where the
government has legitimately gone like, hey, we have a purpose.
We're going to go right up to the edge of our purpose.
We are going to fulfill our mandate and then we are going to
stop this, this cyclical program that recycles.
They never do that. They're like, we're the ATF,
We're involved in finding taxes on guns and tobacco and firearms
and explosives. And by the way, now we shoot
people in the head over it. CISA wants to control your
thoughts because that's cognitive infrastructure for
that. Because we need to have more
infrastructure. There's not enough.
They're not even doing a good job on the power grid situation.
By the way, if people are watching for a real thing, I've
heard multiple folks that are got their ear to the ground
concerned about power grid issues.
I know personally from doing investigations on infrastructure
security, they are not secure our our power grids, our water
filtration and our water processing is certainly in the
in the DC area are so massively exposed and have been mapped out
by the Chinese for the last 20 years.
I'm sure the Iranians have the same sort of app, you know,
appetite for that kind of data and we make it publicly
available. So taking down rolling blackouts
across this country if they if they actually can't steal it
from a Donald Trump. And I do think overwhelmingly he
probably does get the popular end the Electoral College vote
if it's done fairly. I just, I just have that
sensation. I don't know if that's true, but
it seems accurate. I don't trust any of these
polls, especially not the people doing them because the numbers
don't line up with what the people are saying.
But what I do think they could cause some real chaos.
And the only people that benefit from chaos right now are
lunatics. It's Antifa, it's people that
want to hold on to power, it's Russia, it's China, it's Iran.
Like they all benefit from chaos.
It's lunatics and a government that is eager to stomp down on
their American citizens and saying, you know, the white
knight is not coming unless it is.
We're just going to have to suspend elements of your freedom
and constitutional rights just to ensure that you have them
going forward. No precedent for, you know,
suspending the free market to save the free market or you stay
home and stay safe. Your non essential activities
like earning a living for your family, you just don't worry
about it. We got this handled.
It's an unprecedented time. We didn't know.
And then in retrospect, when we look back, can we have an
amnesty for that We're. Sorry, we're not done with COVID
yet. OK, I want to go back to this
for one second because if this is the case that stocks are so
good and the markets are so great and Wendy's is going out
of business and everything is working well, is it?
Do you remember a single song like this being made during the
Trump administration? We're going to get light hearted
here folks. I know we're going into the
weekend, so let's enjoy a punk rock song in the style of
whatever trashy punk rock this is more than I budget for.
You don't mind me, I'm buying meats that will expire on the
day after I am purchasing. Isn't it messed up how high love
Christ and is Jesus for Fred loves?
Drinking these more lives and big dogs.
Store brand pops no brand. Names.
The price is deep on cheese and it's a sponge cake.
Even ice cream. It's going up, up.
And my credit score's boss, the Sugar's $8, they're slinging
another $7.00 for honey. My bank account's crying naked
and money Yum Yum U.S. dollar response despite all the
coupons. I'm frigging.
I guess we're doing this on generation who don't want to
repurchase cause of inflation. I I remember hearing all those
kind of things. I agree.
I agree it. Sounds like it sounds like
those. Were those were normal kitchen
table conversations that we were having in an era where there was
like unprecedented economic growth and wealth and a middle
class where people were actually realizing the gains that they
had up until, of course, we had to stay home and stay safe.
Did you? Is that your theme song when you
go grocery shopping? Like non name brands and buying
expired meat? Is that your thing?
I try to not to listen to too much music.
I I'm anti music because I I want to pick up on the
conversations that are going on from the Walmart employees.
I know I'm not saying you listen to it.
I'm just saying, did that, did that resonate with your buying
style? Yes, yes, 'cause I feel like
your Steve friend is a there's the the dance where people do
have to do the shopping cart like I'm, I'm the white guy dad
joking like shopping cart dance. I do the discount of one where I
actually have to like bend down and pick up the discounts.
That's. 'Cause you're, yeah, you're
going deep into the bargain rack.
I know this about you. Dad Beef man.
What is it called? Yellow tag beef.
It's an ham red staple.
So here, here is a here's another sort of Steve friend
tribute. This is not our last pal
cleanse. We will play that.
That's just going to show us why the possibility is is that we
could actually not have the everything swing because there
are a lot of retarded Americans. There are plenty of them that
are completely retarded. This guy is talking about sort
of like the real pressure of being a man.
One of them is that you've got to provide.
The other one is that you have to buy yellow tag beef so you
can try to get ahead and not spend all your precious
resources. Kind of a reminder that life
doesn't stop and start. It's a marathon.
It goes on for a long time, but then you have that sinking thing
in the back of your head that kind of reminds you that it is
still a race and you're not winning.
I just this is for you. Just.
Remember guys, life's a marathon, not a Sprint.
A marathon is still a race, though, and you can come last in
a marathon and you're pretty far back there, and your friends are
actually outpacing you by quite a bit.
And they're getting married to other marathon brothers and
having kids with them. And, you know, maybe you should
just like, pick the pace a little bit, get in the middle.
It's so true. Though he nails it the whole the
worst thing that happened to this culture from a fitness
standpoint was the participation trophy entering into the
marathon where Oprah said it's OK, just finish the race as long
as you walk, it's just a OK well, if you walk through life
you you don't get a. Yeah, you're pretty far back
there. So I, I, what are they called?
I bandit run. I did a bandit run of the, the
Livestrong marathon. It's the only half marathon I've
ever run for any reason 'cause I just don't see the need to go
and pay to be in a running. Like I can run for free every
day just like you do. So I was running quite a bit
more back then. My buddy asked me to come and
run. He paid to be in it.
I chose not to pay. So I just stood at the start
line and then I just ran. Yeah, yeah, I just, I don't
care. Like you block my streets off
that I pay for every single day. So I'm going to go run the damn
thing. So I did and I ran the thing.
And as I'm running, my buddy was running like 930 pace, which was
super easy for me to go and keep up with at the time.
So I'm just cruising with him. He's like quite a bit bigger
than I am. He played football in high
school. He's like a solid heavyset.
He's a physician too. So we're like cruising, do our
thing. We get to about the last, let's
call it like 1 1/2 miles of this what, 13.213 one, thirteen one.
And it's all, it's all uphill except for the last 400 yards,
but it's all uphill. And I don't like running hills
slower than I run anything else. I tend to actually try to turn
on the gas there 'cause I have short legs and it works.
Really. Well, you gotta be aggressive on
the inclines. So I go, hey, Rob, do you mind
if I just do this? I'm just going to open it up.
And I've been basically sandbagging for the last, you
know, 11 miles. And he's like, he's like, yeah,
dude, I'll just catch you at the end.
And I'm like Raj. So I just turned on to my normal
pace, which was like in the mid sevens and maybe mid to low
sevens. So I just opened up but I'm
running in the pack with like the 930 runners.
Right. You just blow them out.
Which is a complete Dick head move.
And I was just like, I pass somebody every one to two
seconds for like a mile and 1/2. I just blasted past hundreds and
hundreds and hundreds of people who looked over and was like who
is this dickhead? Plus I had a six foot American
flag coming out of the rucksack that I was running with, which
was also a little bit unsettling.
So I just people were just like like some people would want to
cheer, but most people were insulted that I was running with
the slow guys and I just blasted them.
So anyway, I went through and then I sprinted the last 400
because it was downhill. And you moved up like 11,000
places in the. Overall, Yeah, yeah, because
this is a huge, this is like 10s of thousands of people run this
thing and I just blasted these people and anyway, you look like
a dickhead if you do that. But seriously, I.
Did a competitive marathon. I was running sub sevens.
I mean I was like ready to go come qualifying for Boston and I
will never forget that. In the final 2 miles, I passed
an official race pacer who was holding a sign that said he was
pacing the 830 crowd. You're like, you screwed over
hundreds of people, bro. All those people get screwed
over. My my, one of my best buddies in
the world is a a freakish marathon runner.
You guys would get along. That's probably why we get
along. He's a total savage and at one
point in time he got surgery on his nose and they opened up, He
had deviated septum. So he was getting like 15%
airflow through his nostrils and they punched it up to like full
airflow. And so the next thing he did was
go out and run the Austin Livestrong.
I think he did the Hard Rock Marathon, which was down in San
Antonio. And as he ran it in the last
like half mile, he was duking it out and he's like a full size
man. He's like 6 feet tall.
He's probably like 100 to 85 lbs.
So he's not super skinny, but he's he's skinny, but he's not
like freakishly skinny. And he was like, I looked over
and I'm duking it out with two legitimate Kenyan runners and he
was like, here's Whitey like running like a full size dude.
And they're like these two like stick figures that are running
next to me. And he just like he kept up.
He ended up winning his age bracket in the over 40 thing.
Total freakish. But I did.
He was like, he's like, I had the injection ports working.
He was so excited about his nose surgery.
It all makes sense. Anyway.
Life is a marathon, but hurry up and get out there and try to win
you clowns. I've got this last thought about
that, which is that men are supposed to be competitive.
Maybe some of the reasons our country is so dicked up right
now. Sorry, I shouldn't say it that
way, but that's the only way I think about it.
A lack of testosterone. JD Vance went on Rogan and
talked about this. It's also interesting that as
these dudes like Zuckerberg and Bezos have started working out,
I think they all like lost a bride.
Then they all like, or at least Bezos did.
Then they start doing like TRT hormone replacement.
They start getting like more jacked looking and they start
thinking that they're not going to act like beta soy wimps.
There is a direct relationship, it seems like, between the
amount of testosterone and masculinity look and the way
that people think about politics.
I'll get your reaction after JD Vance does his thing.
Well, Zuckerberg has gotten really into mixed martial arts.
He's gotten really into jiu jitsu and really into training.
And there's very few things that will turn you into a
conservative more than martial arts training.
Like every, there's no way to get ahead other than hard work.
Well, have you seen all these studies that basically connect
testosterone levels and young men with conservative politics?
Oh, yeah. So maybe that's what's going on.
Well, it's there's a certain about.
Maybe that's why the Democrats want us all to be, you know,
poor health and overweight is because that means that we're
going to be no, it means we're going to be more liberal, right?
If you, if you make people less healthy, they apparently become
more politically liberal. That's an interesting
observation. Well, I think there's like
socially liberal, like live and let live, do whatever you want
as long as you're not hurting anybody, which is really what I
am. And then the reality.
These labels get all confused, right?
Yeah. And this is where it gets sort
of conflated, like the reality of hard work being a virtue, and
this has always been a conservative idea, is that
you're, you're really supposed to like make your mark in this
world and get up in the morning and work hard and.
You should be proud of that. The only way to get good at jiu
jitsu is hard work. Your kids do jiu jitsu right?
Yes, my younger son does. They got to work hard.
He they got to bust their humps and it's great you can't.
Fake it on the mat. You're just you, it's a team of
one total accountability and if you get beat, you know, they,
they tap. But like you are for that
moment, you, you get that sensation of, oh, my life's at
risk right now because I can't breathe or I'm feeling myself
passing out. So there's, there's tremendous
value to doing the, the combat sports there.
I, I mean it. Maybe it's a little bit too much
opium to believe that like Mark Zuckerberg went a couple of
rounds in jiu jitsu and now he's going to change his perspective
on the world. But maybe it could be a good
thing. And there and I definitely
believe what JD Vance was saying sort of tongue in cheek there.
There's a reason that our government is now the initiative
by 2025 is to push us away from animal meats to plant based
protein because they want everyone to be a soy boy.
You, or at least eat the bugs is going to be the next evolution
of it. Not me.
I'm going to eat the people that eat the bugs.
Screw that. I'm I'm staying with me, even if
it has to be. I'm just kidding people.
Don't lose your minds. Let me do.
You want to have another one struck from YouTube?
Yeah, there it goes. We're all gone.
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No, not right now. I've got two boys.
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Yeah, you definitely do. All right, let's go.
Let's do a five star review real quick.
I'm not even giving you the choice.
We're just going to do it. And then I'm going to save our
palate cleanse, which is fully retarded.
And maybe it explains to us why some people would think about
voting for weaker policies. This one's coming from Ask Whyo,
which I think is Wyoming. I like that great show.
Five stars keep the frantic corrupt officials, Democrat feet
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I don't know if they listen to us, but we'll give it a chance.
So if you guys want to leave your own five star review, you
can do so over on Apple. You can leave one on Spotify.
And we appreciate when you do. And we're adding video to
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now, so that's kind of cool. OK, I'm ready.
You ready for the the cleanse of the day?
It makes no sense. It's completely illogical and
it's how I feel about this weekend.
I'm so ready for this election thing to be over.
I just want to know who would win a trillion lions or the sun
in a battle. I can tell you who loses.
No, everybody, everybody has to debate this.
The best. The best thing is, is that all
of these things teamed like this must come from like a black
Reddit thread because it's all black men arguing about the
lions and their arguments are funny as hell 'cause I would
never come up with most of this stuff.
Here we go. Who would win 1 trillion Lions
or the Sun? This is hilarious to think
about. I think the Lions could pull it
off. How?
There's a trillion of them, yeah, but what's their main
attack? How long does a lion live that
could just wait and outlive the sun?
A light cannot outlive the sun. A trillion might if you raise
it. Probably no chance a lion at all
stretch can cover the sun is bigger than 10 feet.
How much piss could a trillion lions produce?
I think that's the way to do this.
The main problem is that lion by their very nature a wild and
aggressive. They'll just run into the sun
and burn off camera in space. How would they get there?
A big lion rocket obviously makes it move.
NASA. Mufasna, MUF NASA, MUF NASA is
how you get there. That's the that's the the Lion
space program. Americans are retards and they
do stuff like this with their time.
Artificial intelligence is just sitting there like we are self
aware. But that sounds like a lot of
work engaging in judgement day. Let's just wait this one out
like the Trillion Lions would. Yeah, if you, if you stretch
them, if you arrange them properly.
What do you got coming up on AMRAD this weekend bud?
American Radicals Podcast will be a noontime start Saturday.
It's always your favorite day. Garrett and I, and now beardless
Garrett and I will be talking about citizens or subjects.
It's kind of an idea that was percolating me while I was
training to not finish last in the marathon that America seems
to have citizens and every other country always has subjects.
But are we transitioning away from that?
So it'll be it'll be a fun discussion and talk about some
examples. And Garrett and I have been
getting pretty fired up over a lot of the eterity, which is his
favorite word to use, arbitrary and despotic abuse of power.
If you haven't joined us already, that's a American
radicals staple term. So join us tomorrow.
Rumble.com/amrad pod I'm. Going to give you the the video
so you guys can play it on the AMRAD 2.
But this is a very important PSA for all the white dudes for
hairs that may or may not be in your neighborhood.
Make sure you let them know. Nothing accidentally goes into
your butt. Nothing does accidentally.
Steve, thanks for joining me. Thanks for joining me.
Thanks for being part of the program on Fridays, and we will
talk again next week. I hope you have a great weekend
buddy. You too have a good one.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's all I got for today.
If you guys want to go over to kyleserafin.com, join the locals
community, you can do so. And if you do so, then you will
get access to the silly stuff. I'll even post the trillion lion
videos because I think some of you like that tune.
It is catchy. It's AI generated.
Who knew? What a ridiculous time to be
alive. In any case, go out, get off
your social media, get off your your phones, go hang out with
your kids. Kids do some nice stuff.
It's actually starting to get kind of nice here in Texas, so I
plan on being outdoors. We'll see you again after the
weekend. God bless all of you.
God bless this country. I hope he has his hand on us.
I guess we all have faith that he does.
We just don't know what it looks like.
See you guys on the other side. Have a great weekend.
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