Take a look. Behind the curtain with a real
whistleblower in American Patriot, Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth, because this programme has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Serif. Hello my friends.
Welcome to the Kyle Serafin Show.
Today is Thursday. It is December the 14th, and we
have a little situation brewing in this country, don't we?
We got people on the political left now calling for civil War.
We've got a movie released that's all over social media
that is highlighting the virtues of Civil War.
The heroes are leftists that are reporters.
You know, the people that Trump called enemy of the People.
That's kind of fun. We're gonna get into all of
that. We are a decidedly unserious
country. Y'all that's.
There's no other way around it. It's getting stupid and people
are acting stupid. And there is no virtue to Civil
War, it just turns out. But we're going to cover down a
lot of it. There's a whole bunch of new
stories going on. We've only got a couple of
articles we're going to cover. We got a lot of videos.
Yesterday was a media rich time. As I went to bed last night, I
put my head down. I started scrolling through the
videos and there's a lot of really weird stuff happening.
But I think it all kind of threads together in my name for
today's episode, which is Civil War fantasy.
You know, there's a lot of like Civil War this year, Civil War
internal Striver. Like everyone wants to put a
caveat on it. It's a fantasy.
It's all fantasy. And I'll show you why.
Um, let's continue with that one.
So before we do this show is for you.
Y'all this show is for you. It's designed for you.
It's meant for you. And we do it for you.
Ryan, can we go into the rumble? Some of you guys have a problem
every single day it seems like you you tell me that you have
issues freezing and you think that rumble censoring you and
the NSA's coming for you. That may that may be true.
I can't rule it out. But what we're going to do is
we're going to take a look at how you guys can adjust your
settings. So if you're watching on the
rumble channel and you're like, man, every single time I do
this, I have a problem. What I want you to do is go to
Ryan showing you right there on the screen.
You want to show it. That's not where you go to the
the little icon. So you're going to the settings
folks. If you go into the video, every
single one of them have the little gear and when you see
quality, you can actually set it to the lowest possible video
quality. That's going to be 640 by 360 on
the on the computer. And there may be a different
setting, but at the smallest amount of bandwidth that you're
going to use, it's going to give you an easier stream, OK?
It's gonna be easier on your computer.
That's how you guys can try to avoid some of it.
If you leave it on auto, it may try to default to a faster
setting when you have a better Internet.
And as you move around, especially those you are on
cellular data, you may have some issues with that.
So I know that's not really content for you per se, but it
may benefit some of you all to know that you can change that
and all of your favourite streams can be adjusted to a
lighter bandwidth. The video portion is almost
always the least important part of the show.
That's why we offer this on audio too.
So folks, if you didn't know how to do that, now you do, You can
fix it. You can make it so that it'll
stream more smoothly. And that way you'll stay with
the show. You'll be able to keep up with
the live chat and so on. So we appreciate all of you guys
the apps the same way too. The app looks exactly the same
way on the phone. Yeah, you just literally click
on the video. You're gonna go to the settings
on there. You may have to go to the little
threes like Ryan was showing you if it doesn't show you, but
change the settings down to a lighter stream and you guys will
be good. Alright, that's the PSA for the
day. Hopefully that helps you going
let's let's do a little promo for my friends over there.
This is actually fun to do. Let's do Catholic vote.
Let's pull up the Catholic tournament of Champions if you
would Ryan. That's going to be how do we get
there Sir, Topic #5. So it's going to be it's going
to be donate.catholicvote.org slash 2023 Hero bracket.
It's on our topic #5 if you want to do it, but you can also just
type it in there. Again, donate.catholicvote.org
slash 2023. You should already have it in
your browser, folks, because I need you guys to vote in here.
So here's the tournament of champions.
As we started with 16, we went down to 8.
We are now in the final four and I am matched up against.
Let's click on the Archbishop right there.
Archbishop José González I I told the guys that they needed
to fix this. Go ahead and click on him.
The the the layout of the website is a little bit clunky.
It is what it is. This is not what they do all the
time. They're not a bracket company.
This isn't Barstool Sports the Bishop of Los Angeles.
Bravely to stand against the Los Angeles Dodgers who were
scandalously honouring the anti Catholic hate group the Sisters
of Perpetual Indulgence. Again, those dudes dressed up
like chicks, dancing around like strippers while wearing nun
costumes. Very nasty, very ugly stuff.
He invited all Catholics in Los Angeles to attend a Mass,
offered to end the bigotry and the increase the respect for the
religion in general in this country.
Catholics and all. And the Mass was offered on the
feast of the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus.
Same day the Dodgers had picked to award this offensive drag nun
group and thousands and thousands of you in Los Angeles,
thousands of Catholics turned out to show that they are not in
solidarity with this kind of nonsense.
Let's go ahead, do the click through in the voting.
So that's the highlight we're going to do.
Again, It's Archbishop Jose Gomez.
Who are we voting for? Are we voting for Kyle, go
ahead. You can do the vote.
When you close that thing out there we go vote now.
So you click on the vote now just underneath that little
paragraph. OK, we'll vote for me.
Why not? And then we're going to vote for
Marc, right? We have to.
That's the last two. Let's do it one more time and
you guys will see the standings. I think you'll be able to see
where we're standing right now. This is a tough bracket for
Mark, but he is crushing it. OK, you want to close that out.
And if you folks, once you've done the vote, you can actually
Scroll down and see what the totals are.
There you are. I'm sitting around here at 1586,
the Archbishop at about 1031 and Mark at 1800.
And Lila Rose coming in from behind at 1163.
So that's the Tournament of Champions.
Those are my friends over at Catholic Vote.
If you guys want to do a donation there, you can do that
as well. But definitely should vote.
Just get in on the fun. You don't have to be Catholic,
but you don't have to be. You just have to be a Kyle
Surfing Show listener. If you're hearing us, go ahead
and click on that and vote and we'll put the link in the
description. It's also pinned to my Twitter
feed. OK, we've been rambling with
PSA's. Let's let's keep rocking.
You want do you want to do 4 Patriots?
And then we'll just dive into some crazy videos.
Yeah, Ken. Kyle, I'm having some issues on
my end, my side frozen. So just give me a second while
you while I work through this. Fair enough.
OK, Well, fourpatriots.com/kyle, that's how you're going to get
to our promo page with four Patriots.
Again, the number 4 Patriots with an S on the end of
it.com/kyle. You guys can get yourself
prepped for emergencies, which very well may be coming.
If we're talking about doing Civil War, there's nothing worse
than trying to fight on an empty stomach.
You don't want to be in that world.
You don't want to be someone who is contingent on a bunch of
grocery stores and supply chains.
And like, you know, if they're, if they're behind, are you
screwed, Don't be screwed. So go to fourpatriots.com/kyle,
get yourself squared away. There's a few things you need.
You need food, you need water, and you probably need to be able
to see what's going on. If you're a night vision guy,
great, have a lot of batteries. If you're somebody who's going
to do it with fire, which is probably what most of us will
do, candlelight and and other options, then you can cook your
food on it too. Do that as well.
Ryan showing you a breakfast kit there.
They've got, you know, quick oatmeals, things that are going
to be durable. They last for up to 25 years, so
they are packed in good packaging that is going to be
able to transport and roll around with you and we are going
to just conquer our technical difficulties today.
I hope that is not an indicator of things to come, that things
are going to get spicier. But for now, for
patriots.com/kyle, sometimes we got some issues.
We're gonna work through them on the fly.
That's the brilliance of a live show.
They were worried about the cyber war, Ryan, but I think
we're good to go. OK, so Speaking of some of the
the jobs that are being pulled on your minds, folks, give me
thumbs up in the chat that you guys are back up with us.
I think you guys should all be seeing us, but it looks like we
are streaming and it looks like it's going out All right, so we
have a couple of fun things. Like I said, it's going to be a
fun show because I think there's a lot of ridiculousness going on
out there. There's a lot of wild things
that are happening left and right.
Let's start with the big siap that's going on.
Whenever there is a claim that we should have a war, whenever
there is this justified, we did a whole episode on just war.
If you guys haven't seen it, I recommend you roll backwards and
check out our episode on what constitutes just wore.
A lot of these wars are not just wars, and they are literally
wars for profit. So I've got a fun video.
I found this out there from a guy named Jay Michael Waller
who's going to come on and join me for one of my episodes.
I'm going to be guest hosting the Dinesh Dsouza podcast for
the end of the year, guys. So just look forward to that and
we'll bring on some cool guests. But this is kind of he, he
tweeted this out. It's stuck with me.
It's funny, it's, it's amusing, but it also tells us the truth.
That war is oftentimes about profit.
It has nothing to do with the guys that are out fighting it or
the causes that we are led to believe it is about.
So let's go ahead and play that video #1.
Ryan, we're going to get jazzed up.
It's got kind of a fun beat to it too.
So you guys may enjoy this. And if you if you guys are in
the chat and you're seeing that people have not gotten
themselves rebooted, make sure that they're refreshing here and
joining us on, right. Let's go and run video #1.
Hopefully they don't miss this because I think you guys are
going to appreciate it. You need the first few seconds
of it for it to make sense. Let's rock'n'roll.
The children of Gaza are suffering.
They have no food or medical supply.
But you can help. Please open your heart and make
a donation by clicking in the link below.
Shukran and God bless you, I could not.
Believe what we think. Safe indoor hot Plaza Baker
Ramadan retreat. I don't really give a shit cause
I'm hanging in my tweet. Check.
Check, check, check out. We are billing here with
monsters. Servers wouldn't bring us
lobsters. Awesome food.
Look like she is a nurse. People have no water.
Wonder how it feels. I just wanted with you as my
name. My dog needs new Armani because
the sky is black but Qatar is always sunny.
Pin on the door. Fuck it, Baba.
I just ordered Sushi Avocado Marshall New.
I don't want to see the kids. My dog needs your money.
Qatar is always sunny. Life is pretty funny.
It's always sunny. Cry harder.
We need more money. People of the world.
So that's what that's the taste of what the what the war is
about. It seems like I think a lot of
these things like that and if you guys did not catch our
episode where we talked about who these guys are, the
billionaires that run Hamas. There is a lot of money and it
is not going to people that are in that area.
What it goes to is probably dog Armani or extra cars.
A daughter of the son just commented, I'm really glad that
I'm on the video chat today that I'm on the video on rumble.
This would have made no sense on Spotify, if you are listening to
our audio and you are going like, what in the actual hell
have you just played us, Kyle? Like what was that?
I don't get it. You really need the visual.
Today is a day to go to Rumble. Go to rumble.com/kyle
serafinrumble.com/kyle Serafin. You'd be absolutely foolish to
miss out on how much fun that video is, and it really is.
The visuals on it are going to be critical, and in fact, that's
going to be the case for most of today's show.
There's a lot of weird stuff going on.
Like I said, let's go ahead and cover down on the decidedly
unserious people that we have in Congress.
There's two decidedly unserious situations happening.
All of them lead us to a bad place.
I don't think it leads us to civil war.
I think it leads us to the clown show that we are living in.
Let's go ahead and pull up this first one here.
This is going to be from the whistleblower here.
It's coming up out of Fox News. Fox News is covering this saying
DOJ prosecutor accused of limiting questions on Hunter
Biden. That's a woman named Leslie
Wolfe because she's an assistant United States Attorney is going
to be answering questions. She's going to be appearing for
a deposition in front of Congress, so I can expect that
we will see some sternly worded letters.
Here we go. The assistant United States
Attorney who's accused of limiting questions related to
President Biden during the federal investigation into
Hunter Biden is expected to be deposed by the House Judiciary
Committee on Thursday morning. That's today.
All of the whistleblowers who made the allegations against her
testify in a separate committee. So we have two things going on
at the same time. We have a hearing where the
whistleblowers like Gary Shapley and I believe they're going to
have Mr Ziegler as well testifying.
And then the attorney that they were saying was was limiting
them is also going to be doing a a deposition under subpoena.
Right now she's going to be sitting for some closed door
testimony. I think those guys are doing an
open door the House Ways and Means Committee that's going to
be handling the whistleblowers who put that.
So this is where they had to go. If you guys recall when when
Shapley and Ziegler were testifying, the entire thing was
they would be willing to make things available as long as the
Ways and Means Committee approved their stuff being
released. So they're going to be doing
that. It's just, it's it's just wild
that we don't have anybody serious involved in any of this
stuff. And to prove that to you, to
prove that there's nothing serious going on, the Senate
decided this is not the House. Now we're talking about the
Senate. The Senate decided to go ahead
and pass the NDA that we talked about yesterday, the National
Defence Authorization Act. And you'll be shocked to know
they did it with the entirety of the FISA inside of it.
So if you want to pull this up from CNN, Ryan, we've got a got
an article here talking about how it is a sweeping defence
policy bill. Of course it's sweeping every
year. They cram all kinds of crap in
there. This is where a lot of the pork
goes. This is how you get the things
about the $180 toilet seat and the $500 hammer, and all the
things that we used to hear about when I was a kid in the
90s about how government wastes money.
In this case, the final negotiation ended up with $886
billion in National Defence funding, which was $28 billion
more. Now, the Senate obviously is
controlled by Democrats on a very, very narrow margin of one.
But I would say they actually have more Republicans that are
actually Democrats, right? We've got the Romneys and stuff
like that in there. So the Senate passed this bill
overwhelmingly. There were only a few people
that voted to try to keep the FISA piece out of it.
There were 35 that stood against.
Mike Lee covered this. You saw Steve Friend, he got a a
pretty good view on this. He he tweeted out the names of
the people that are the problem. And there's a lot of people that
we thought were probably on Team America that decided to be
unserious and not remove the 702 section of the FISA.
They just did a clean FISA pass. They pushed it all along.
That includes people like Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz.
These guys are in office for a while.
I don't get it. I don't get how you can decide
that it's OK to to to spy on on American citizens using the
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
We're going to have George Hill on tomorrow.
You know, we normally do Friendly Friday, but we're going
to be doing something called Unfriendly Friday.
My buddy George Hill, the self proclaimed angriest,
suspendable. He and I are in the running on
any given day, Who's the most angry?
I think George is older and more crotchety and persnickety as I
think he told me. So I'm down with that.
And I think as he hears this later on on the audio, because
he always listens when he's when he's stacking wood and doing
their masculine tasks, he will, he will agree with that.
He's, he wants to be the most angry.
And I will, I will give him that title.
He's earned it. Let's be real.
George Hill will be joining us tomorrow to talk about how
ridiculous all this is. Just said some tensions flared
on the Hill over the issue with some conservative Republicans
expressing their conservative Republicans.
Have you ever noticed that they have to actually say, CNN
actually has to say it's a conservative Republican, not a
liberal Republican which means they vote with Democrats.
Just saying it's interesting, significant frustration of the
extension, inclusion of the Defence Policy Act.
The extension is going to run through April 19th, so another
few months of untouched completely completely hands off
FBI foreign surveillance, acting on Americans, warrantless
surveillance of foreign nationals, but also Americans,
as we explained to you yesterday.
If you didn't catch yesterday's episode, I highly recommend you
guys go back and look into it because we broke it down and
Steve broke down for you that basically everything that goes
on is a lie. And the fact that the assistant
Attorney General for national security decided to talk to John
Cornyn from Texas. Yeah, it's it's it's troubling.
It's troubling on every level that these guys just don't care
and they're willing to lie to your face or they're so
incompetent they have no business being there.
Either way, I'll say this, America deserves better than a
John Cornyn and Texas certainly does.
I think that's 100% true. In other news, they decided to
try to get Hunter Biden to go out there and testify.
He was requested to come and answer questions in front of the
house like we just talked about Leslie Wolfe doing and the the
whistleblowers. And instead what he did is he
held a press conference. We did some bad acting in front
on the steps of the Capitol. So we're gonna play that in just
one second. Let's go ahead and let's go
ahead and consider that this guy has basically kept his mouth
shut. Think about it.
I didn't even know what Hunter Biden's voice sounded like.
And many, many of you will actually hear this and you go,
oh, you know what? I've seen his face a lot.
I've seen him in a bunch of videos like, you know, weighing
crack and hanging out with hookers and doing blow and
holding guns and stomping around naked.
But, like, I don't know that I've ever heard him give, like,
a intelligent speak. I know he's been interviewed,
but not enough for me to actually know what his voice is
in my head. And it, it sounds surprisingly
like Joe. Let's find it funny.
When I did my interview with that Don Junior the other day, I
was like, it sounds a lot like Trump.
Makes sense. It turns out we sound a lot like
our dads. You guys may find that out
pretty soon. I'm gonna get a chance to chat
with my dad on this show. I've done it on his show before,
but we're going to bring him on this show.
And then he's also probably do something kind of fun after the
fact. So, all right, let's do video
#2. Hunter Biden is a bad actor, and
here he is acting very much outraged that everyone is so
mean to him. I mean, why are you guys so mean
to him? I mean, he's just the
president's son, and everybody's just trying to get him, you
know, he's just a regular crackhead who's just trying to
do the right thing. He's basically like Mike
Lindell, but without the business and without any of the
the righteousness and without actually going to to Jesus.
So anyway, play video #2 for me, Ryan.
Let me state as clearly as I can My father was not financially
involved in my business, not as a practising lawyer, not as a
board member of charisma, not my partnership with the Chinese
private businessman, not in my investments at home nor abroad,
and certainly not as an artist. During my battle with addiction,
my parents were there for me. He literally saved my life.
They helped me in ways that I will never be able to repay.
Of course they would never expect me to, but in the depths
of my addiction I was extremely irresponsible with my finances.
But to suggest that is grounds for an impeachment inquiry is
beyond the absurd. It's shameless.
There's no evidence to support the allegations that my father
was financially involved in my business because it did not
happen. James Comer, Jim Jordan, Jason
Smith and their colleagues have distorted the facts by cherry
pick. That's kind of fun, right?
Pretty rich stuff. In the depths of his addiction,
he was spending something like $600,000 over a period of a
couple of years on hookers, also known as payments to various
women. And he pulled one point what,
six, $1.7 million out of an ATM. More money than some of you will
ever earn in your whole lives. He managed to pull out of the
ATM to do God knows what with, which is pretty funny.
So like I said, not a great actor, but he does say some fun
things. He makes some allegations.
The next one is going to be kind of fun cause he's going to talk
to you about his his art, which I think is.
Kind of rewarding. And then he's gonna admit to,
you know, obviously he admits that this is his laptop and
those pictures are of him. That's the best part for me.
Let's go ahead and play video #3.
He's really the victim here folks.
That's what's going on. I don't know if you caught on,
but Hunter Biden is actually the victim.
He's a 50 something year old man that wants to be treated like a
toddler and he's the victim. It's not his fault that he just,
you know, sends 6 figure amounts of money to hookers and blow.
That's just, I mean any it could happen to anybody.
It could happen to you. Just think about it.
That could happen to you. It could have been you out
there. Y'all, let's do that Video #3.
For six years, MAGA Republicans, including members of the House
committees who are in a closed door session session right now,
have impugned my character, invaded my privacy, attacked my
wife, my children, my family and my friends.
They're ridiculed my struggle with addiction.
They belittled my recovery and they have tried to dehumanise me
all to embarrass and damage my father, who has devoted his
entire public life to service. I like the best part is that he
won. He's reading his statement off
of Card. And two, that he fails at the
one thing that's probably really hard for him to say, which is
that his father has devoted his entire public life to service.
It turns out that when things are totally false and you're
trying to read them, your your eyes go like, oh, I can just see
the camera of his mind trying to focus in on what?
He's right. He's like, oh, that's hard for
me to say out loud with a straight face, but he does it.
Like I said, the best is that he admits that all the laptop stuff
is his, which we all knew. But apparently people were
debating, including even recently when we had guys in
Congress debating this. We had Dan Goldman, who was
again a guy who was born on third base and thought he hit a
triple he was debating with. The possibility was that it
could be fake, because Russia and also Giuliani and whatever,
like, nobody knows. Go ahead and play the next video
up there. Like I said, he owns the
photograph. That's pretty fun for me.
They displayed naked photos of me during an oversight hearing
and they have taken the light of my dad's love, the light of my
dad's love for me, and presented it as darkness.
They have no shame. In the psychology world, they
would call that projection when you have no shame.
You know, like when you talk about how your dad's love for
you is somehow being perverted when your dad is getting paid 6
and seven figures because you're running around the world picking
up bags of cash? Weird.
They have no shame. That does describe the Bidens
pretty well. If you guys haven't seen it.
I'm not going to play on the show because I can't stomach
watching the second time. But Jill Biden actually did
this, like, probably very expensive production of what is
supposed to be an interpretation of The Nutcracker.
It's like dudes and dresses and chicks wearing soldier outfits
and they're tap dancing around the White House.
We all paid for it, so you guys should feel good about that.
It has the flavour. I think I just tweeted about it.
The other has the flavour of like the the nouveau rich, the
nouveau riche, which is like a slang term for people who are
like new money. It's all the things she wished
she could have put on before, but she didn't have access to
the taxpayer dollars. Now that she does, she's able to
abuse your money to be able to put on this weird Nutcracker
thing. They did it in the White House.
I have no idea how many, how many hours it would have taken
to film all this crap, but it's like it's a professional
production. It's nauseating.
It has all the vibes of like The Hunger Games, of weird chicks
wearing out, you know, outrageous costumes, dancing
around in tap, doing not The Nutcracker, which is ballet,
which can be beautiful, and the music is fairly iconic, doing
God knows what with our tax dollars and money, That's what
they've done. It's incredibly tacky.
Somebody just said it in the in the chat.
That's correct. It's so tacky.
It's gross. And they decorated the White
House to do it and obviously shut down work.
So fantastic times. The Biden family really making
it better for us. So this is a good segue for
Christmas just because this is what's coming.
The the Civil War is as follows there.
The theory of Civil War is that they're basically two sides in
America. I think you guys know which side
you are on, you know what side the other sides are on.
And let's let's give you a taste of how the political left feels
about Christmas. These are the kind of people
that are going to be on one side.
This is called Team Blue. We'll call it Let's just play
video number six. I'm skipping ahead and I'll go
back and play you guys the trailer, in case you haven't
seen it. It's worth seeing again.
This is one of those shows you're going to want to watch it
on Rumble. If you haven't seen it on
Rumble, you're missing out because there's a lot of visuals
involved. But let's do video 6.
Let's skip ahead to the left take on Christmas.
I can't even. I can't even figure out what
this guy is spraying. But look, let's just take a look
at the video. It's a video 6.
Like what is that? Is he spraying bare maze?
That's what it looks like. Also, did you notice that guy
was trying to spray that on a Christmas tree and he literally
had to take a knee because it was too heavy for him to like
handle the spray and also spray it?
Like what the actual hell? Who does that?
Can you citizens arrest them? If you saw them doing that,
would you be legally allowed to citizen arrest them?
No, you just go. Why are you?
The question you should have is why am I in a mall?
What am I doing? What am I doing with my life in
a mall with that idiot who's wearing slacks and skinny,
skinny legs and has never, you know, done a deadlift in his
life? Somebody actually said that on
Twitter earlier. That said something to the
effect of, like, it's going to be, it's going to be a war
between those people who do deadlifts and those people who
don't. It's not actually gonna be that.
But that's team blue right there trying to destroy Christmas.
Pretty ugly. Before we move any further,
let's go ahead and say thanks to people that we know are going to
be on team red. Our friends over at 4 Patriots.
Look at this. I can actually move them into
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screen. But this is my Patriot cooler.
What did I just say? 4 Patriots?
Dude, I gotta. I gotta straighten myself out
today. I actually started about an hour
behind on my coffee consumption. So folks, you hear it.
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My buddies over at patriotcoolers.com.
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Nobody just tweeted at me like, hey, I couldn't put in your
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There's all the good stuff in there.
And if you actually look, Ryan, can you go full screen on me?
Look at this. I actually added because I
really like the way it looks. I added in the corner over here,
right there, right there is the the box from this particular
tumble. I love the way that their boxes
look and I'm like, I'm a goofball.
I keep boxes that I like. I throw out boxes that are
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It's going to be a great gift for you guys if you want to put
it under the tree. If you want to put it in a
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The promo code is Kyle again, Patriot coolers.com.
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It's free shipping if it's over 50 bucks, which is going to be
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going to give to people. I noticed Lemon Zinger in the
chat just said too. It's like, yeah, I keep the
boxes, They're great. They're really, they have a nice
job. They package it nicely.
It's a great presentation. It says Patriot on the front of
it here, you know, on here on the handle on the bottom of it.
It's got 50 stars either. Everything about it is well
thought out. It's just a good product and
it's better than doing something like a Yeti or any of these
other places. They're all in the same place,
guys. Some of these are made in the
same factory. In fact, the guys over at
Patriot told me that they sometimes get the wrong product
with another name on it and they're like, dude, what are you
guys doing? That's how the Chinese work.
Sometimes they send like a Yeti or whatever else it is, you
know, a lifetime. Over to my friends at the
Patriot Cooler distribution centre in Houston.
So there it is. Let's press on.
Let's do this Civil War thing. Are you guys ready for this?
If you haven't seen it, this is a this is a visual.
So timestamp, where we at? We're like 30 minutes in and
change. OK, this Civil War is very, very
exciting for Hollywood. And the person who made it is
the same person who did 28 days later, which was a zombie movie
in Britain, which was also a little bit ridiculous, although
I did like it for fast zombies. If you want to see it, let's
let's mentally prepare ourselves to watch what the the left
thinks a Civil War looks like. Just try to discern what the
teams are by listening to this promo.
I had to do it. I've watched it a few Times Now
already. So let's go and play that.
That's going to be our video #5, Ryan.
Let's go ahead and rock'n'roll and take a deep breath, folks.
This is what it could look like in America in 2024.
Allegedly, states have seceded. The United States Army ramps up
activity. The White House issued warnings
to the Western forces as well, as the Florida Alliance
president assures the uprising will be dealt with swiftly.
Let me know if you wanna try anything on it.
It's like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America.
About with what we see on the news.
Seems like it's for the best. Citizens of America, the
so-called Western forces of Texas and California have
suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States
military. Mr. President, do you?
Regret the use of air strikes against American citizens.
They're moving into this sea today.
You need to go down there. They shoot journalists outside
in the capital. Every instinct.
And he says this is death. Every time I survived the war
zone, I thought I was sending a warning home.
Don't do this. Here we are.
There's some kind of misunderstanding here.
We were American. OK, OK.
What kind of American are you? You don't know.
The Western forces will reach the White House on July 4th.
Jack in the Box. We're gonna hang back.
I'm not hanging back. One nation under God.
Indivisible. With liberty and justice for
all, God Bless America. It's silly.
It's so silly. That's what it's going to look
like. Armed conflict in America is
gonna look like that movie, man. They got Ron Swanson for
president. Some of you guys called it out.
You checked it out. You heard the voice.
You knew it. Ron Swanson apparently makes it
for president. And I like the the reporters are
the good guys, the the press reporters, the the the war
correspondents that have gone overseas, or the the heroes.
The whole thing is silly. It's it's absurd.
I see you guys in the chat talking about the calls for fire
being ridiculous. How about the barrel roll of the
pilot coming in on an attack he's coming in to address and he
gets into that like near the target box and he decides to do
like a weird barrel roll just because it looks cool.
It turns out I Let's just say that's just not how the approach
is gonna look when somebody's on the final for a for a weapons
drop. But so be it.
That's what they think it looks like.
Let me show you the team blue. I think you guys know what team
red looks like. Can you throw the can you throw
the thumbnail up real quick? Ryan, I think it's worth looking
at what our thumbnail was. This is the way I see America
broken down. Some people are going to put
glue on their hands and throw Campbell soup on priceless
paintings. Some people are really
interested in stopping the climate change and some people
are hanging deer from a swing set because it's a really easy
place to hang them up there. As they as they bleed them out
and decide to go and do their quartering.
It's actually really helpful. I don't know why they're hung up
by the head. It's actually the funniest thing
in the world. Ryan found that picture.
Generally speaking, whenever I've got a deer, I've always
done it legs up, but OK, so be it.
But you look at that, you got families out there with little
girls that are, you know, taking, taking the some white
tail and you got some guys with some elk.
That's that's our thought, that's that's the two sides.
So let's let's look into the team blue for a little bit here
in this civil war. And then I'm going to tell you
what MSNBC had to say today, which was perfect.
Like, sometimes it's just perfect what goes on on the main
splash pages of the leftist media And today's you you
couldn't you couldn't make it any better than this.
So let's do a couple videos of the fun people.
You saw the guy attacking the Christmas tree.
That is what it is. Let's do what happens when you
block the streets and somebody is trying to drive a horse
trailer. When you drive drive through
real America is the caption on this was if you can't dodge it,
ram it, which is what they used to always say.
There's a lot of bumper stickers that say that, folks, many of
you have made a plan since 2020 with those stupid George Floyd
riots, and you decided, I'm not about to become a victim of I'm
not going to be the next guy dragged out of my truck and
beaten on the side of the road, right?
And so you've decided to do what this guy did.
Let's see what happens when you try to stop a Dodge Ram with a
horse trailer. You want to play that video?
That's going to be #6, right? Maybe.
You know what's weird is when something bad happens that's so
predictable, like standing in front of a truck when the guy is
driving and then someone screams, Oh my God, what just
happened? What just happened is the basic
consequences of being a moron in this country.
There's a lot of people out there that have gotten very,
very safe and they've felt very comfortable acting absurdly.
And the physical consequences, like they've never been hit in
the face, They've never mouthed off to someone and felt out like
what that looked like, you know, the way I grew up, if you
mouthed off, you might get hit it like nobody was dying in my
high school. Nobody was getting pile driven
into the ground. Like I saw a video over at
Marjory Stone Douglas the other day.
It wasn't like that, but it's like, yeah, you pop off, you
might catch one in the teeth and you'd be like, oh, now I have a
bloody nose. Now I've gotta go to math class
and I'm gonna have to probably have that and try to make up an
excuse about what happened so you don't get thrown out of
school for fighting, right? I mean, there used to be a basic
understanding that what your actions were result in a certain
amount of consequences. Many of you guys have said it,
it's the FAFO that that straight line.
If you if you F around a little bit, you find out a little bit.
And if you do it a lot, like jumping in front of a flipping
truck, you might get a Dodge Ram running over you because you're
too dumb because that guy has a horse trailer.
He's got 15,000 lbs of animals and and aluminium and he's not
stopping because he's got somewhere to be and you are in
the road. So that's how that works out.
Anyway, it's kind of fun to watch.
It's kind of sad to watch that they, they like their first
experience with reality is a truck running over them.
But like, you know, everybody gets a chance to be the
harbinger of what's to come. It's only one of them got run
over in like 20 other people found out.
So that's actually kind of helpful.
I feel like that was a pretty fair ratio.
There's a couple more instances of this.
It's happening more and more. A lot of people made the same
decision that I did with my family.
We saw kids getting scared and threatened.
We saw people beating on the windows of minivans and and
station waggons alike and SUV's with little kids.
So we've decided we're not going to be victims and that's what's
going to happen. If you decide to get in the
roadway, you've already made your choice the the actions,
it's kind of like that first bullet in the in the gun you
carry. If you're going to be a
concealed carrier. The first round has already been
shot. Just a question of who's going
to pick to be the target? Maybe nobody, maybe some idiot
like this. So here you go.
This is what happens when you block the street.
I believe this is in New York. You guys can put in the check.
It looks like a New York street sign to me, but I could be
wrong. Video #8.
Let's just see what happens. If you want to do a training
protest in the middle of the street too, it's the same thing.
It doesn't matter what you're protesting.
Yeah, OHS. Yeah, that's what happens.
Did you get the licence plate? They got the trans flag.
They're dressed in black and wearing masks in public in the
middle of the freaking St because they're dumb.
I mean, here's the question. I want to know when somebody
gets run over by a car, what is your first reaction?
If it's not, assess the the the person, make sure that they're
out of damage. You make sure that they're in a
safe place. They are no longer exposed to
whatever it was that was the the insult that caused that
particular physical injury. And then like checking them for
physical injuries and decide whether or not to call 911.
Did you see any of these things? Did any of these things sound
like call 911, You do an assessment, you block off the
area, you help me carry this person to safety, you protect
their neck, whatever it was, like all the things you would
learn a basic first aid course. Did any of those things happen
at all? Did you see any of that?
Like none of these people have a single reasonable reaction to
person gets hit by car. What we would call in the EMS
world, PED versus vehicle, pedestrian versus vehicle.
Whether it's their fault or not. You like the what you do is the
same. It's always supposed to be the
same. You go and you make sure the
scene is safe. You make sure you assess the
injury and then you decide if you need more resources.
Which means like do I need to call the police?
Do I need to call a a ambulance to roll?
Can this person be transported by one of us?
Is that the best move? Anything.
Do these people have any sense whatsoever?
It just seems like the silliest thing in the world to watch.
I don't know. I just, I like that the the
first instinct is to grab the licence plate.
I never saw that in a single first aid class.
I was in a lot of them. I mean, some of you guys know I
was a licenced. I think I'm still a licenced
paramedic under the FBI. Like nobody ever said, grab the
licence plate of the car that hit you.
It's an interesting move. It is a weird, weird move.
Ryan Driver, do you ever think about that?
Did you get the licence plate on that car, by the way?
Were you able to get that from the video?
Maybe nothing. Ryan still resetting his board
over there. Let's let's see if we can push
forward onto it. Like I said, this is apparently
happening both in New York and in Los Angeles.
It's all over the place. It's left and right.
I can't hear you. No, I can't hear you, Ryan.
Let's do video #9. Let's do the one that's this is
out of Los Angeles, apparently. Like I said, this is team Blue,
folks. This is what we're up against.
This is why there's not going to be a real civil war.
That's why it's not going to happen.
That's why it's certainly not going to be like that movie.
There's no way. It doesn't make any bit of
sense. But let's do video #9.
Let's go and roll that forward and see what they're in Los
Angeles. Same exact story, turns out.
No. Yeah it's weird to watch.
Can we play that one time without video?
Ryan, can you queue it up for video?
Cause I actually want to talk about that.
My favourite is that the people are sitting on the ground.
They had their masks stripped off and then they go and they
work really aggressively to put them back on.
Because the most important thing when you're doing a protest,
this is a ceasefire protest. They're trying to get the people
in Israel look fat chick on the ground.
Oh I got to get my mask on and some other guys like, no, I'm
going to drag you off the road and they're like, but I have a
safety vest on. Steve Reed said it accurately in
the chat. The first move if the car is
speeding towards you is make sure you get the licence plate
is actually that person. Look at this guy.
He's like, get the hell off my car.
There's another guy that's getting choked out on the car
hood. There's people wearing fake
uniforms. That guy doesn't wear a belt.
He needs to wear pants better. This guy apparently is a Jew who
says that we need a ceasefire. I don't know if he has any vote
in it. He obviously doesn't live in
Israel. That guy doesn't have any
sleeves and he's got arm tattoos.
He doesn't seem like he's. These are people trying to get
to work. That's the craziest thing.
These people are just trying to go to work, man.
That's when you start getting in the way.
And there's one cop there. Look at didn't even recognise
the cop in there before. But there's a Highway Patrol
officer there. People are trying to go to work.
All of you guys are out there making a living doing your
normal jobs, turning the wheels of commerce.
You know, what do we talk about the other day with Steve Friend?
Spraying the catch up on the table, making sure that people
at McDonald's have jobs or whatever, making sure you're
buying your Big Macs, paying actual dollars for things.
And then you've got these idiots out there, they're trying to
stop you from going to work. Just think about it like is your
boss going to be like, oh, there was a climate protest in the
middle of the street. That's fine.
Come in whenever you want. Some of you, yes.
Some of you will be no big deal. They'll be like, OK, that's
cool. Did you help them?
Did you high five them? You work for leftists.
Some of you were like, the job doesn't care.
You should have left earlier. You should have prepared.
That was always the thing with me.
If I didn't show up on time, it was a big deal.
Almost every job I've ever had, it turns out, whether I was
waiting tables in a restaurant or whether I was in the
military, like, you can get written up.
If you do it well enough you can go to gaol for it.
We had a guy man. I remember holding the leaning
rest. I remember holding a push up
position on a field of gravel, which was a really bad day by
the way. Out in Kirtland Air Force Base.
I remember holding the leaning rest until some idiot that I
served with got on a plane in Phoenix and flew back to
Albuquerque and made it back to base.
We held the leaning rest for hours because he missed his
flight. Why did he miss his flight?
He was trying to hold hands with some girl overnight and didn't
get any action and ended up missing his flight in the
morning. Any of you who are in the
military know that when you miss a movement man, that's not a
good thing. And when everybody else has to
pay for it. That guy got, he got tuned up,
he had some real consequences, kind of like what these people
are starting to realise out there in the world.
Like I said, Team Blue, not very serious, very weird to watch.
And why do I say that? This is the fear doesn't make
any sense because we've got people in Congress, people in
the Senate, like this guy. Let's go ahead and put up video
#10. They're scared of everything
that has to do with your ability to resist and to push back.
They're absolutely terrified of what you may be able to do.
And the boogeyman's were ghost guns.
You guys remember ghost guns being really scary now?
They're super scared of 3D printing.
If you've never held a 3D printed gun, it's not a gun that
I would spend any money on, but it is an interesting opportunity
and it definitely decentralises the capabilities.
It's been ruled by various courts to be free speech to
disseminate this stuff. So places like distributed
defence. Now you can print off something
and make a felony. You can go print off like a
suppressor, even if it's a like a disposable suppressor, and you
will be committing A felony. But being able to print off and
build your own weapon system and buy parts for it, it's pretty
roundly accepted. Like that's well within the
purview of federal law. State laws may change, but
listen to this idiot go and talk.
And then it's always the most unserious fools that want to
tell you about gun restrictions. We're going to play this video
#10. This happened in the Senate
yesterday. I'll just let you guys listen.
It's about two minutes. It's worth hearing everything
that he's concerned about silencers, braces.
He randomly thinks that lethality is a capability that
you that you can print. That's pretty fun.
So listen for that. Let's go ahead and play this
video clip, Ryan. When I'll face with a terrifying
new source of gun violence, 3D printed firearms.
Right there. Is an easy quick. 3D printed
firearms are a new source of gun violence.
Did you just hear how stupid that even sounds like?
I've listened to this video probably four or five times,
getting it queued up for today. I didn't even realise how dumb
the opening line is. It's a new source of gun
violence because it's printed guns.
Like what? That's the that we have a new
source of of of piano violence. Like it's a keyboard.
It's made in Korea. It's it's it's absurd.
OK, Keep playing it. Sorry.
And inexpensive method for people to obtain a firearm who
otherwise would be prohibited from doing so.
Middle schoolers with access to their schools computer labs
could print them. Convicted domestic abusers could
print them. And it's not only 3D printed
guns, but also gun components. 3D printed components including
silencers, scopes and braces, which include lethality for
those who are harmed by them. 3D printed components can turn a
semi automatic firearm into an automatic firearm.
These guns present modern and unique challenges and some 3D
printed guns are entirely plastic and evade metal
detectors. This increases safety risk in
public venues secured with metal detectors such as airport
courts, concert halls and government buildings. 3D printed
guns are not typically serialised and therefore are not
readily traceable, and that increases the burden on local
law enforcement as they work to solve cases across our country.
It's imperative that we put an end to the proliferation of
these deadly weapons. So how can we do it?
Well, we need to stop this problem at the source readily
available online blueprints, and currently the online sharing of
blueprints is legal in all but two states in our country.
My bill, the 3D Printed Gun Safety Act, would change that.
My bill would make it unlawful to intentionally distribute 3D
printer files that can produce firearms or any related parts,
and this change is common sense and constitutional and it will
save lives. Number one, no, it's not going
to save any lives, #2 it's not constitutional.
And #3, why do they always use the word safety?
What they really mean is tyranny.
Can you guys just answer me basic simple questions like none
of these guys will sit down and talk to you?
Did you notice his big fear? He's scared that they're gonna
make all plastic guns untraceable.
All plastic guns that you could make in a high school or a
middle school classroom. It turns out that people who are
under the age to own guns, that's already usually a felony.
It's already illegal to do those sort of things.
Now you guys probably heard this.
The danger of that under untraceable plastic weapon, I
feel like I've heard it before, you know, I feel like somewhere
in in history we've heard it right.
Do we have a video clip of this? I think John McLean was worried
about the same exact problem. Let's run that clip real quick.
Seven on You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in
Germany, doesn't show up on your airport X ray machines here, and
it costs more than you make it a month.
You'd be surprised. When I'm making a month.
Yeah, it's a Glock 7, the porcelain gun that gets through
airport detectors. John McLean knows what it is.
You don't know what it is. Extra lethality is printed in.
These people are clown shows, unfortunately.
But what are they worried about? They're worried about this.
Worried about a second term of Trump.
Can you bring up that MSNBC article?
This came on the main page. It's an opinion piece right Now
on MSNBC, it says this conservative quote, unquote
mandate is a terrifying preview of Christianized government.
Holy moly. A Christianized government.
God forbid. You mean the people that say
that we're going to cut out the eye of the eye for an eye thing?
The Hammer Robbies code? Oh no no.
Do you mean the turn the other cheek people you mean those
Christians the people that don't.
It's always people that have never seen Christianity in
action seemed to be the most scared of it.
It's very interesting to me. The Department of Health and
Human Services is supposed to promote health of all Americans.
But a second Trump term could look far different.
It could look like Nazis right. Everything is about fascism and
Hitler and then they show a picture of Nancy Pelosi like
unironically the the the lead piece here was an interview with
Nancy Pelosi. So whatever Republican whenever
Republicans like Kevin Kramer from North Dakota, Trump was not
being funny about governing like a dictator on day one.
Only he promises we know what he meant because we saw what he did
in his first term. You guys remember all the
tyranny, the Trump presidency 2016.
You remember all those people that he didn't like.
They were all locked up and executed and deported.
Remember all that? You don't remember that that
didn't happen. That was made up.
That's just a fantasy. Do you remember that?
People that were crying about it happening and it never happened
and they just kept begging for it to happen, but it never did
because that's not how our federal government works.
We know he wasn't joking because he has an army of right wing
activists who are hell bent carrying out their own poor
Tarian genre agenda for the Christianized federal
government, especially the Health and Human Services
Department. That's what I think of when I
think of Health and Human Services.
I think of a bunch of people who are trying to keep good
Christian families from being able to adopt babies because
their stance on LGBTQ IA plus bull, right?
That's what goes on at Health and Human Services.
Those Christian, Christian fascists, those Christian
nationalists trying to turn our country into something that's
not supposed to be says. That agenda is laid out in the
Heritage Foundation's Mandate for Leadership 2025, A
Conservative Promise. It's a nearly thousand page
document cited recent media coverage as the blueprint for a
possible Trump second term. Remember the Heritage
Foundation? There are conservative think
tank that is not part of government, it turns out, and if
they did that it would be great. But they don't.
So in first, in the first term, HHS will be the epicentre of
imposing the Christian rights agenda on all Americans under
the guise of protecting the conscience and religious freedom
of people who oppose abortion and LGBTQ rights.
Yeah, those, You know, we're so awful.
We just want traditional families and we want babies to
be able to be born without being killed before they have a chance
to breathe. That seems so grace.
Yeah. It's a disgusting thing that
we're dealing with right now, these Christian nationalists.
Everything about this is hilarious.
I don't know Sarah Posner is, but she's an MSNBC columnist by
her own volition. Very, very fun stuff.
That's what they really scared of.
The blueprint sparked a raft of unfavourable stories about
Trump. Who he sought to, he sought to
distance. Oh my God, has he?
They've got a Roger Severino. He's the director of the HHS
Office of Civil Rights under Trump.
He's now a lawyer at Heritage. He's a longtime anti abortion,
anti LGBTQ rights advocate. Wow.
It's really wild. I I pray to God that that is the
case, that they decide to push Christianity through HHS.
I think we can all agree that that probably will not happen.
But it's pretty incredible that that's where we're sitting at
right now. Now we're not done with you guys
because like I said, an unserious group of people are
pushing back against what goes on.
Let's add this Fox News story just for fun.
We we showed you people attacking a Christmas tree.
How about this? Like, how about blatant racism
on display? Do you hear anybody crying about
this on the political left? This is one of the funniest news
stories. I saw this the other day.
Boston Mayor sends holiday party invite meant only for electeds
of colour Oh, it's a coloured people's Christmas defining the
city councillors 1 outgoing council member said that it was
unfortunate and divisive. Is that what we call it?
When you're awoke idiot and you're only going to let
coloured people like really electeds of colour, is that a
thing? They shut down Christmas, They
segregated Christmas. The first Asian American mayor
of the city of Boston. I love that my friend, who's a
Catholic FBI agent lives there. It's my favourite.
They've come under fire because their holiday Christmas was
racist. Her holiday Christmas cards.
It's so good you're cordially invited to the elections of
colour holiday party. Can you imagine spending city
resources on that? They actually have a copy of
that. It's worth going to Fox just to
go see it. Denise Dos Santos.
She her, hers sent out this invite.
It's a black lady with dreadlocks.
It's truly incredible. And the mayor's name is Michelle
Blue. Wow.
I don't know. I just feel like we can't get
any sillier. So let's do this.
As I was scrolling through my timeline, I think the best part
for me was when Twitter, which sees all my content.
I actually got on Media Matters radar yesterday.
If you haven't seen that, definitely go check it out.
We didn't get a big trend, but they didn't like my coverage of
what looked like Pizza Gate stuff to me.
I don't mean what the hell do I know?
I just saw Etsy trying to sell instant downloads of cheese
pizza pictures for three and four and $5000 with little kids
that are generated by IAI that are winking.
And you know, I just said that's strange, isn't it?
And that made it to the media letters.
They didn't call me Q Anon, but they did call me a a far right
podcaster. So welcome to the far right.
If you guys listen to this and you thought in the middle,
apparently with the far right, I'll take it.
I'll take the Christian nationalist piece too.
I love all of it. I love it because this is what
Twitter fed me. God bless them.
You know, Elon Musk doing the best he can.
But this is kind of funny to me. This is one of the most
disingenuous advertisements I've ever seen.
Since we're going to wrap up a little bit of comedy, we'll
start here. We'll get even sillier as we
close the show out. Let's play the only fans, the
only fans video preview ad, which I don't know how much they
shut down the comments on it, but man, I had to share it with
you guys. If you're not seeing this on
your Twitter timeline, this you're missing out on.
I love it. Go ahead and play it right.
So only fans has given me so much freedom.
One of the main things I love about it is it has allowed me to
live such an authentic life. Freedom from my time.
It's so important and I feel like so many people don't have
enough of it and only chance has given me time.
Puppy Break cannot express again how much I love working from
home. I can create what I want, what I
want, how much of it and content.
That's for me and my own boundaries.
I don't have anyone telling me what to do.
I don't have anyone telling me what to create.
So it's a safe space for me to create very authentic content.
Trust me. It's a safe place for her to be
a digital whore. So that's cool digital whoring,
but also baking and also puppy breaks because that's what's
really luring in the guys we know who's actually making the
money there. The sad thing for me is that
they're trying to lure women into this sort of trap, right?
Because how many guys out there saying, you know what, only fans
is a no, it's a no deal for me. That's a deal breaker in the
relationship space. So all that does is it means
that at 40, when she's no longer able to sell her content because
nobody wants to watch her anymore, she's ruined it.
She's ruined it for herself publicly for like maybe 1500
bucks a month or something. I don't know what she's making.
She could do, she could literally sit in a bikini and
play video games and make as much money.
But instead most of these women are doing much more graphic
stuff and they're ruining themselves.
It's really sad. This generation has has sold a
bill of goods to young women, and those of you who are parents
out there, I hope you're fighting against the way that we
are. You can't let them have this
value. It's just it's awful for women.
It's awful for men, but it's awful for women.
Men are always going to look at women.
Women are going to do whatever women do.
But man, push back against this stuff.
It's one of the saddest things there was.
There was a meme that ran around for a little while.
Some of you guys may have seen this.
It just said 50 or whatever. It was 75 years of feminism and
now it takes a woman being an online horror for to own her own
apartment. And it was like an only fans
chick talking about how she had the keys to her new apartment
that she just bought because that's that's bionomics for you.
Really sad. I'm glad to be out of the dating
pool. I'm glad to be out of the, you
know, not in this game, but I'm still looking at a future that
is decidedly worse. As my friend Gary Boyle said the
other day, it is decidedly worse for our kids.
If you're in your 30s or 40s or 50s and you're watching your
kids come into their teens right now, you're just going, Oh my
God, my godson just turned 21 today and what an awful world
he's walking into. Luckily he has firm values and a
firm grounding in it, but it's just not that common right now.
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Can't go wrong. OK, Are you guys ready for the
funniest thing that I've seen online, at least in the last
couple of weeks, but maybe one of the funniest things I've ever
seen, because I just. I was cracking.
I literally laughed so loud, my wife came out of the bathroom.
I was like, are you OK? There's something wrong with
you. We're not going to play this
whole video, but this, this was running across.
You guys remember Chris Cuomo, the guy who was cancelled for
being a moron and who did the the CNN thing?
We're going to actually cut it where it stops being funny
because at some point he starts kissing this girl's ass.
But man, sour language alert. For those of you who are sitting
in a workplace, this is not workplace appropriate.
This girl has Tourettes. This is a Tourette's social
media influencer, man. She is like the opposite of what
I guess it's the same thing as only fans.
I mean, she's like, she's busty and she's cute and she's young
and she's hilarious. Whether this is an act or not, I
have absolutely no idea. It makes no difference to me.
Let's play the funniest social media influencer in America,
hands down. I despise the term.
But man, this is good times. And she's talking to Chris
Cuomo, which makes it even better.
Go ahead and roll that 12 video. That's a lot of videos for one
show, guys. Much for coming on.
And what do you hope you can do by taking the risks that you
take so people can understand what you're dealing with?
I'm sorry, do you mind repeating the question?
Please fuck off. Why do what do you want people
to learn? I want people to learn that
Tourettes is neural, is a neurological, involuntary motor,
and vocal disorder. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
I don't tick 24/7 and there's a lot of little baby being his
fuck off. Fuck you Chris.
There's a lot of things that people don't understand, like
people think that cussing is and is with everyone who has
Tourette syndrome, but it's only in 10% of people with Tourettes.
And how has it been? As you've gotten more famous, do
you believe that people are understanding better, or are
they dopes like me who think you're acting?
I say it's, I say it's the same. I think there's a lot more
people that don't understand what Tourettes is and they like
to educate themselves more. So I get thousands of DM's from
parents, from teachers, from girls that have been diagnosed
with Tourettes, and they've had to be kicked out of school for
attention seeking because they broke up.
They rip up their homework or do things like that.
I've had parents reach out to me asking me, Oh, my son's coming
home with a girlfriend. And his girlfriend has Tourette
syndrome. So and then I also get very evil
people that would comment and say like go fuck yourself,
Chris, little baby being a. Blow up your ass.
On your own biscuit fat ass that have told me that my parents
deserved to die in a car accident because I'm faking my
condition? Or people have told me that
like, I've had to have the police at my house because
people gave out my location and so they're going to come torch
my house like it's crazy. Here's the thing, clinically.
That's good. I don't need the clinical
diagnosis from Chris Cuomo, but when she says little baby
weenies it makes me very happy. I don't know why, and when he
says put it on a biscuit fat ass, there's something very,
very special. But the fact that she goes from
being like a British chick saying little baby weenies to
doing like a black impression, God, that's funny.
That is some funny stuff. Many of you in the chat are now
realising that in fact your your problem in life is that you have
Tourette's as well. And some of you I noticed attack
P told us that he had it while he was in the military.
I think that is a decidedly enlisted condition to have
Tourette's syndrome, apparently. And even though I love the fact
that she says, even though even though only 10% of people
actually swear like this, I'm one of those 10%, she's a top 10
percenter and she's going to send it.
And man, the number of times that Chris Cuomo kept a straight
face, it's pretty brilliant. It's great stuff.
That's really good TV. The fact is he goes on to virtue
signal right after that, which is pretty sad.
Is she acting? Is she not acting?
What do you guys think? Put it down in the comments.
There's no other way to do it. I think she's acting.
Just for what it's worth. I think that Lady was making
that up and she's hilarious. She's a she comes out as a full
full comedian later on I'm gonna, I'm gonna die.
I'm going to just die laughing. And also I think I think it's
totally BS Ryan thinks it's legit.
So you guys, we have a disagreement.
Settle the disagreement. Put it down in the in the
comments please not in the chat. Put it in the comments so we can
read it later on. Do appreciate it.
Alright. That's pretty much it for today.
That's the civil war we're dealing with folks.
We got Chris. Chris homo on one side and we've
got you know real people who got deer on the other side like my
buddy FBI panty raid. Let's go through a couple of
these things. Says Kyle.
Is that reference to say you're going to Congress.
I'm very familiar with that scripture.
No I'm not going to Congress tax.
I don't want to go to Congress. Lawful justice.
Blonde Kyle, get yourself a pair of gooder glasses.
Their boxes are the best. Fair enough.
I'll take it under advisement. I'm kind of a Gators when it
comes to sunglasses. 90s disaster movies were much
better. Even if we do get President Ron
Swanson now, we should have had Indiana Jones as president.
That's right. That's right.
Air Force One. That was good.
Pilot would have been relieved of duty for doing a barrel roll
I think. Tech piece.
Correct on that. Just worried about the mass but
not her cholesterol level. That was our protester in the
streets folks. We really do appreciate you guys
joining us. We look like we had a record
number of people join our live stream on here.
A couple of you guys, a monthly supporters like whatever 007.
Thanks for joining us buddy. Appreciate all that.
I saw a couple of you. I think Mayho jumped in earlier
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the live show if you want to do that.
And let's say thanks. Let's say thanks to our friends
over on the the audio side. Today was a show that was meant
for the video, for those of you who have joined us.
But if you want to hear it, we do appreciate all of the reviews
we're getting the five star reviews on Apple, you guys, we
read them every show. This one's a short and sweet one
because it's been kind of a long video show.
This is from JB Fitz 196. I don't know if that was
intentional, that it was supposed to come out like that,
but it feels good. JB fits 196 says truth, five
stars. It's always good to hear someone
who speaks the truth. I'm glad we bring a little bit
of sanity, hopefully a little bit of levity to your lives with
this silly thing. Little baby weenies.
Little baby weenies, That's what we're doing at the end of this
show, The Civil War. It's a fantasy folks.
It's not happening. Go out there, meet your
neighbours, go make a friend, Remind people that you're just
people. We're all people.
We can disagree. You don't have to go shoot it
out with each other and you don't need to have flipping F30
fives, doing barrel rolls and taking out DC.
Although the way that they act, they obviously dislike us.
And if you missed the video earlier, it was www.hamas.com.
If you wanted to go and get some more Armanis for the Qatari
based Hamas leaders, come back and watch that show on video.
If you listen to it on audio, you guys will really appreciate
all the videos. They're all fun, and we had a
lot of fun with it. We also had a little bit of
technical challenges. So thanks so much to my
producer, Ryan Matta for rolling with it and handling it on the
fly. You can follow Ryan at Ryan
Matter Media on True Social and it's sorry, Ryan Madden Media on
Twitter. And it's Ryan Matta on True
Social. There he is.
He's disappeared off into the ether Again, thanks for doing
all of the troubleshooting that you did there.
Right. All right, folks, be safe.
Don't have a civil war out there.
Go be nice to your neighbours. Don't have Tourettes if you can
help it. And Merry Christmas to all of
you. We love you.
See you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow for
Unfriendly Friday. Thanks for listening to The Kyle
Serafin Show streamed live weekdays on rumble.com/kyle
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