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Are you familiar with FBI 
Special Agents Kyle Serpen? 

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I'm familiar with the name. 
Is that yes? 

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I'm familiar with the name, 
familiar with the name, familiar

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with the name. 
Let's bring in Kyle Serafin. 

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He's the. 
FBI whistleblower who helped 

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expose. 
Government censorship of our 

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First Amendment rights. 
Now we only have this memo. 

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Because a recently suspended FBI
agent called Kyle Serafin 

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brought it to the public, and 
we're grateful that he did. 

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Kyle, thank you so much for 
joining us tonight. 

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He's the host of something that 
strangely is called the Kyle 

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Serafish. 
Kyle Serafi. 

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I can't thank you enough for 
speaking out. 

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I knew you guys were out there, 
and I knew it was just a matter 

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of time. 
But you got a lot of guts put in

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your face and your name to this.
You're doing a service on behalf

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of the American people. 
And from the bottom of my 

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cracked and broken heart, 
sometimes, thank you very much. 

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Take a look behind the curtain 
with a real whistleblower, an 

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American patriot. 
Prepare to embrace the 

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uncomfortable truth, because 
this program has no time for 

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comforting lies. 
Here is civil liberties 

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enthusiast, Second Amendment 
defender and recovering FBI 

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agent Kyle Seraphin. 
Hello my friends, welcome to the

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Kyle Seraphin show. 
Today's Friday. 

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It's October the 4th. 
We're rolling live all the 

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places that we roll Rumble and 
ex and locals. 

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They maintain the principles. 
So Steve and I had a little bit 

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of a fun morning today trying to
get us on board. 

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Let me just bring Steve on. 
Steve, how you doing today, 

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buddy? 
Oh, I'm great. 

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And it's glad that you can hear 
me because we were trying to 

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communicate with each other and 
I was just hearing myself in a 

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feedback loop. 
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It's always difficult to 
actually articulate an idea. 

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Plus, I don't really like 
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I'd much rather listen to you. 
Well, let's do it back and 

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forth. 
OK, so here's where this show's 

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going to go, because you're 
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We want to talk about the three 
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Let me put the thumbnail back up
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There it is. 
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monster war, dockworkers strike 
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That's what CNN said the other 
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That's what their their senior 
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and apparently totally forgot 
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the economy. 
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So I have 5 monsters on the 
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about some of them. 
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So we're going to touch on oh 
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So there you go, dockworkers 
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I guess we can cover that first.
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And then we'll. 
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Vice President Kamala Harris. 
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that part. 
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don't normally go to the AP for 
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Reuters is one of them. 
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these sort of like theoretically
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everybody can go and spin on it 
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spin. 
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coming out of Detroit saying I 
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because the dock workers were 
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45,000 striking US dock workers.
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Longshoremen's Association, also
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They came to a tentative wage 
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ports have basically released a 
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they sweeten their deal from 50%
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over six years to 62%. 
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the the workers have to ratify 
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that problem. 
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And the economy, immigration. 
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Oh yeah, war breaking out all 
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And don't forget we have a child
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is really angry at us and we 
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that still have a pinky toe 
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That's correct. 
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our media is not fair and and 
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have this woman. 
I had to lie. 

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I was like, is this Leslie 
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I don't know who the old white 
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They're always the worst people 
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This is the worst person, but 
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is how you do a serious 
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This is probably why you and I 
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hope this is how you do a 
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spokesperson for Kamala Harris's
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I can't tell if he's. 
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this guy. 
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I'm just going to call him that.
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glasses. 
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His waistline is microscopic. 
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That's what I'm going to say. 
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This is how you do a serious 
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politics. 
You ready? 

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Send it. 
Get your get your pad out, take 

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notes. 
This is how we do. 

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Now you've got 33 days and 
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happening around the world, not 
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the port strike. 
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the possibility of a wider war 
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Iran making new threats today 
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versus concerns for the 
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Lebanese who are being evacuated
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So all of that, you know, as 
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after effect and criticism in 
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Also in Georgia, states that 
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to try to win. 
How do you how do you combat all

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of this? 
These are circumstances, some of

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which were beyond your control. 
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doesn't see these issues through
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I think she sees them through 
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That was all I want to see. 
So let me just monologue for the

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entire segment and then I'll 
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And thank you very much for your
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That's the female Sean Hannity 
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Just the male. 
Expert, expert Big J journalism 

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there. 
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NBC News, Washington. 
Yeah, she's not with it anymore 

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either. 
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forever and you can tell that 
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declined. 
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reliable mouthpiece for the 
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she's definitely experiencing 
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octogenarian. 
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getting in touch with the Biden 
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What is the leadership prism? 
Steve, you've been through some 

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leadership sort of experiences. 
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prism for those of us that have 
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training? 
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pretty significant. 
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be unburdened by what has been. 
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the issue is, you measure a 
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And as the issue becomes more 
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front of you and continue to 
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holistic response to that. 
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I don't want this anymore. 
Here's the here's what's going 

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So Israel said that they've been
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Lebanon says they've had 2000 
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This is from CBS. 
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leftist media to to be very 
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organization and states that 
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They're going to go after 
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Like what's funny is we get 
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a while. 
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hi to our friends in the chat 
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We get people in the chat and 
they get really, really mad 

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because I, I don't want to like 
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The Jews. 
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the word Jews. 
If you don't get mad about the 

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Jews. 
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messing stuff up. 
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it, but I just think like I 
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to serve the country. 
I was going to go kill 

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terrorists. 
That was my goal. 

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I got a lot of friends who went 
over and killed terrorists. 

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I don't know any of them that 
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I think it's hilarious. 
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what is that woman from the 
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Is that her name is Norah Jones 
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lady that I'm looking at? 
I'm. 

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Thinking of Bridget Jones? 
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Anyway, Norah is it O'Donnell? 
Norah O'Donnell, yes. 

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OK, so Norah Jones is probably 
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beautiful songs. 
In any case, she's like very, 

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very concerned in her 
presentation as a news 

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presenter. 
She's very upset about the many 

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people that die. 
It's like, dude, they they sent 

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pagers over and then they did 
two ways and then they dropped 

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bombs and then a bunch of a 
holes in Iran decided to send in

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ballistic missiles. 
George Hill and I were talking 

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the other day. 
He's like, Israel doesn't have a

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lot of options. 
Either the US gets involved in 

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it or they're probably going to 
glass Iran with like a tactical 

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nuke, which is probably a 
realistic possibility. 

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And I think the the most pro 
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is stop all funding of 
everything because that really 

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unshackles Israel because 
they're not looking over their 

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shoulder like, well, will this 
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they're going to cut off aid to 
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That's part of their 
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If they are cut off, then they 
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Israel only at that point and 
they're in an existential fight 

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for their existence, and then 
they're going to turn Iran into 

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glass, which I'm not going to 
shed a tear about. 

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No tears. 
The interesting thing is I went 

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looking for hurricane relief 
information on all the did. 

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You find out how to go online. 
Got to get on the Internet and 

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apply the interwebs to me. 
Check 750 bucks. 

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So what I found is that nobody 
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putting out the TikTok videos 
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bridges washed out, roads that 
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mud, like the whole thing. 
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just no mainstream media 
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really, really awful. 
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handled the strike, the war is 
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They can't really do anything 
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Hurricane is really, really a 
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And they've completely ignored 
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which we're seeing here is sort 
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So I'm going to, I'm going to 
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I just didn't see any stories. 
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of it. 
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social media, you are getting 
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disaster situations. 
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find is coverage on the 
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What you will find is this very 
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Unreal. 
On the streets of a Colorado 

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city, this is Aurora, Co 
Pregnant migrants struggle to 

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survive. 
This is a woman you're seeing 

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right there who looks like she's
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or early 20s. 
She just had twins who are 

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obviously birthright American 
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But she's homeless because she 
came here and she had no 

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flipping plan to survive here. 
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Americans will just take care of
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Like, this is just a place where
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free shit. 
I'm, I'm so furious with this 

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because the politicians are the 
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and they are now all in on it. 
And I got a couple of like 

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pretty tasty videos. 
You want to reflect on this for 

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a second, then I'll play some 
tasty stuff. 

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The politics. 
Your government hates you. 

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The politicians who are working 
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they hate your rights and they 
want to just fundamental 

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mentally change the way things 
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more power. 
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they in turn make themselves the
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They have allowed willfully and 
gleefully 304050 million illegal

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aliens to come across the 
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Every time I hear the oh, 
they're failing at the southern 

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border. 
No, they're succeeding. 

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That's what they want to do, and
they want to take money that is 

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on the backs of you and your 
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Because it's all borrowed money,
printed money and spend it on 

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people who are not American, who
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compact that we all have where 
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rights in return for a 
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And then when an actual 
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And I'm not, I don't want the 
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Carolina because I see them as 
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when you have private citizens 
that can go there and do things 

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themselves. 
But if that money is going to be

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spent for them to just spit in 
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we spent it already facilitating
these these illegals to come 

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across the border and have 
babies when they are not part of

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our country. 
And you're just going to have to

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fend for yourself. 
In fact, we're actually going to

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actively impede you from helping
your fellow citizen there. 

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You can't fly that helicopter up
there. 

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I'm Mayor Pete. 
Don't you know I ran South Bend 

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into the ground. 
You should elect me president 

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next time because I allegedly 
like to have sex with men. 

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Yeah, I'm. 
Yeah, I like it. 

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Let me read this. 
She was eight months. 

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This is the sympathy piece from 
the AP. 

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She was 8 months pregnant when 
she was forced to leave her 

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Denver homeless shelter. 
It was her shelter, Steve. 

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It was November. 
Ivana Herrera took her four year

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old son Dylan by the hand and 
let him into the chilly night, 

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dragging A suitcase containing 
donated clothes and blankets 

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she'd taken from the Microtel 
Inn. 

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So she stole blankets. 
That's good to know. 

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And sweets. 
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Denver that house more than 
30,000 migrants, many of them 

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from Venezuela, over the last 
two years. 

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The thing that I want to focus 
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shelter. 
It's a flippin hotel. 

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That we're paying for. 
That we're paying. 

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For the Homeland Security is 
furnishing millions of dollars 

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to pay for. 
Yep, she went there with the 

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money that she and her husband 
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the streets, and they bought a 
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They waited in the dark to 
construct their new home. 

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They chose a grassy median along
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We wanted to go someplace where 
there were people. 

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It feels safer to sleep in the 
middle of the freaking Rd. 

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because you just traveled all 
this way believing you were 

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going to get free stuff. 
And they have no business being 

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here. 
So it was cold. 

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And this is awful. 
Like, it's awful that a young 

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child is like, wrapped up in the
cold. 

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It's also awful that your 
parents are so stupid that they 

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chose to drag you to a country 
having zero plan and expecting 

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everyone in the world to take 
care of them. 

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This is not the way like in any 
other society. 

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In any other time, they would 
have died. 

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We're actually going to play 
some tribute to that because 

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there's an Oregon Trail tribute 
I have at the end here. 

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As we wrap up, I'm going to be 
pissed for a little bit and then

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we're going to have some fun 
because I just can't handle 

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being pissed all day. 
Kamala Harris wants these people

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to be citizens, by the way, 
people who came here with the 

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worst planning skills, what I 
used to call in the military, 

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Bad idea theater. 
It's like what happens when 

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you're your dummy buddy who's 
enlisted, like, comes up and 

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they're like, yeah, I just 
bought this car and I can afford

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to make the payments, but not 
gas and not insurance. 

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And I can't even afford to drive
it anywhere. 

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But like, I can sit in the, the,
the base parking lot and, like, 

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listen to tunes. 
Like, that's the kind of dumb 

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ideas that we're talking about 
here. 

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She is. 
She wants these people to be 

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citizens. 
They should have all the rights 

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when they become citizens. 
Do they have to pay taxes and 

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lose access to all the free 
stuff? 

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Hopefully. 
No, no, we go. 

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The rich have to have to pay 
their fair share and right, 

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these are only the best people, 
by the way, coming. 

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They're such the best people 
that they were unable to make 

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their countries great. 
So they need to come here. 

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And I can't help but think if 
they were coming here to be 

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politicians or lawyers or 
journalists, that that will all 

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be up real quick, don't you 
know? 

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But we, you know, we need 
gardeners and nannies to take 

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care of the babies that elude 
being murdered when they're 

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inside the womb. 
And we live in Nantucket and 

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Martha's Vineyard. 
So we need to have them because 

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we don't, we really think 
they're going to impact our 

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lives. 
So we're happy to do it. 

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And the question then becomes, 
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do you think the United States 
should allow every human being 

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on earth into our borders? 
And I think even Kamala Harris 

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would say, well, no, no, we 
can't do that. 

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Well, so then what's the number?
We just want to keep the people 

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that are already here that we've
been letting in here. 

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She is telling us we need a 
pathway to citizenship, Steve. 

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So I've got a little kind of fun
montage of people agreeing and 

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disagreeing with themselves. 
That's my favorite. 

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And as president, I will work 
with Congress to create, at long

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last, a pathway to citizenship 
for hard working immigrants who 

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have been here for years for. 
Years. 

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And deserve to have a system 
that works as your president. 

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Why do they deserve to have a 
system that works when they're 

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not Americans? 
Listen, Chuck Schumer is all in 

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as well. 
Not only does he think that they

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need to have a pathway decision,
he's arguing that the problem 

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is, is Americans aren't having 
babies. 

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This is the same party that is 
all in on abortion and wants to 

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kill all the babies. 
It turns out they realize that 

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they actually need citizens and 
people. 

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So let's just bring it a bunch 
of people that don't have our 

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values. 
Here's Chuck Schumer, I'm just 

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going to give you a montage of 
these. 

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So just stand by. 
I'm going to hit you in the face

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with them over and over again, 
Steve. 

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Now more than ever, we're short 
of workers. 

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We have a population that is not
reproducing it on its own with 

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the same level that it used to. 
The only way we're going to have

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a great future in America is if 
we welcome and embrace 

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immigrants, the Dreamers and all
of them, because our ultimate 

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goal is to help the Dreamers. 
But get a path to citizenship 

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for all 11 million or however 
many undocumented there are 

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here, OK, However many million 
there are, Steve, like. 

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He doesn't even know. 
And that's our ultimate goal. 

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Our ultimate goal is not to have
a country that functions. 

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It's just to get lots of 
millions of illegal aliens into 

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the into the country so that, 
you know, they can garden for us

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and and someone has to pick the 
crops. 

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But dude, who's going to pick 
the crops? 

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I mean, who's going to, like, 
work the midnight shift in a 

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pork manufacturing plant? 
Those are just jobs Americans 

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won't do. 
We we need workers. 

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I was doing the shopping last 
week at the big box store and I 

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couldn't help but notice that 
there was about two dozen people

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applying for jobs at that store.
So I went out of curiosity and I

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figured, what are they applying 
for? 

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There was one part time cashier 
job available and the people 

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there were my age and older. 
We are in for some dark times 

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and people like Chuck Schumer 
and Kamala Harris is measuring 

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her pumpkin and it got bigger as
she talked about more and more 

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illegals are not being honest 
with the American people. 

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We're about to get smacked in 
the face the less times are 

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here. 
They actually used to know this.

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So here's Chuck Schumer not too 
long ago saying the things that 

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everyone knew, that illegal 
aliens actually don't belong in 

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this country and it's a slap in 
the face to America. 

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Pro legal immigration and anti 
illegal immigration. 

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Illegal immigration is wrong, 
plain and simple. 

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When we use phrases like 
undocumented workers, we convey 

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a message to the American people
that their government is not 

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serious about combating illegal 
immigration, which the American 

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people overwhelmingly oppose. 
If you don't think it's illegal,

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you're not going to say it. 
I think it is illegal and wrong 

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and we have to change it above. 
Wow, New York elected a 

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Republican to the Senate. 
Yeah, no, that was only just a 

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little while ago. 
Now he's changed his mind. 

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Now he's back here, and now 
we've got him and Nancy Pelosi 

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saying this. 
The only way we're going to have

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a great future in America is if 
we welcome and embrace 

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immigrants, the Dreamers and all
of them, 'cause our ultimate 

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goal is to help the Dreamers but
get a path to citizenship for 

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all 11 million or however many 
undocumented there are here. 

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Well, it's something we have to 
do for people, for you now. 

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This is before you're a citizen,
documented. 

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This is for the undocumented. 
Well, what I would like to do is

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move them to documented. 
They said that they moved them 

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to documented. 
One of the best things that we 

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can do for our economy is to 
pass comprehensive immigration 

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reform. 
Clapping Seals and and Chuck 

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Schumer, who now has more hair 
than he did back when he was a 

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Republican, I guess saying that 
they were illegal aliens. 

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And Nancy Pelosi with her 
McDonald's eyebrows that are 

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unable to express anger or 
inquisitiveness at any point. 

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These are the people that are 
leading because they're so vain 

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that all they care about is how 
they look and how much applause 

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they can get when they just 
recite these lines that are at 

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they're absolutely ludicrous. 
We just we just need to make the

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undocumented document. 
I I agree with her though. 

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00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,960
Let's document the undocumented 
and get them the F out of my 

456
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,440
country. 
Get out of my country. 

457
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,040
Get out. 
Let's let's actually assign that

458
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,920
to FedEx. 
Let's send them all a FedEx. 

459
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,440
They seem really good. 
Yeah, FedEx would. 

460
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,480
Dude, FedEx. 
Guys, I was listening to Adam 

461
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,000
Corolla's piece, and it was 
actually an older Adam Corolla 

462
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,280
show. 
I like Adam and Doctor Drew. 

463
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,360
They just seem like normal 
people. 

464
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,200
I don't even agree with Doctor 
Drew half the time, but it's 

465
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,840
just like, I just want to hear 
normal people talk. 

466
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,680
So I'm sitting on the plane. 
I'm listening to the two of them

467
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,720
and Adam's like, you ever 
noticed the difference between 

468
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:56,040
like the USPS and the UPS driver
and the FedEx driver? 

469
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,920
Like private industry, those 
guys hustle because they're 

470
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,920
incentivized based on the number
of packages they can deliver. 

471
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,720
So they're hauling, dude, those 
guys are fit. 

472
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,640
They're wearing shorts. 
Even in the winter, they're 

473
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,760
running their butts off, right? 
They're wearing hoodies and 

474
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,920
they're just like handing out 
swinging packages. 

475
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,040
Like, you know, like there's an 
accountability thing there. 

476
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,880
And then you deal with the USPS,
which yesterday told me at 9:00 

477
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,800
AM that they delivered my 
package, which they didn't. 

478
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,640
And I went to the mailbox and 
I'm like, oh, and it's a 

479
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,120
lockable community mailbox. 
So it's, it's not in there. 

480
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,480
It's very obvious. 
There's no key. 

481
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,080
There's nothing, it's, it's not 
there. 

482
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,080
So I call up UPS, I'm sorry, I 
call up USPSI call the post 

483
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,120
office and they transfer me to 
the 800 number, which gave me a 

484
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,120
robot, which was unable to, you 
know, listen to the voice 

485
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,280
because it's a government robot.
And it did that about eight 

486
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,200
times. 
Finally they gave me a 

487
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,880
representative that will call me
back in 13 minutes, which they 

488
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,920
did. 
And then I got Shamiquala or 

489
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,960
something like that. 
And lest I thought she was not 

490
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,720
black, while I'm talking to her,
she's working from flipping 

491
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,280
home. 
And I heard the chirp in the 

492
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,280
background. 
I heard her smoke alarm go off 

493
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,640
like 11 times. 
And I'm like, this is freaking 

494
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,960
amazing. 
The government jobs program at 

495
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,880
work, we're paying off people 
that she can't help me, by the 

496
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,360
way. 
She's like, oh, like sometimes 

497
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,000
things just don't show up and 
then they don't. 

498
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,360
Was it really valuable? 
Because then it definitely 

499
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:07,360
didn't show up. 
Yeah. 

500
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,600
So I reached out to the company 
and then about 3 hours later it 

501
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,160
was in my mailbox because the 
post office driver marked it 

502
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,440
delivered before it was 
delivered. 

503
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,320
Delivered in mailbox equals not 
actually delivered in mailbox 

504
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,800
but will be at some point in the
future because we just jumped 

505
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,520
the gun because we wanted to 
look like we were delivering it.

506
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,800
Never mind that people actually 
go to the mailbox when the 

507
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,960
freaking tracking says it's 
supposed to be in the mailbox. 

508
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,480
So that was all terrible. 
That was the. 

509
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,320
Experience in Vegas. 
I mean, look, Vegas is 

510
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,920
definitely Sin City, but it's an
entire city that is driven by 

511
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,360
private industry, right? 
Like the market demands some 

512
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,760
like debauchery. 
So I'm I'm not down for that. 

513
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,640
There needs to be some moral 
sentiment attached. 

514
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,640
But every Rd. is named after the
casino that's on it and like it 

515
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,480
perfectly manicured. 
The the greenery is there. 

516
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,840
I didn't see a city official or 
worker doing anything. 

517
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,480
It is all private and of course 
it's Immaculate. 

518
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,080
Yeah, because they're paying 
like you're coming there, you're

519
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,760
dropping your money in, and what
do they say? 

520
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,680
They don't keep the lights, 
don't stay on for free. 

521
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,960
You're losing money in casinos. 
If you're a casino person, 

522
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,240
you're losing money on average, 
and those pay for an aesthetic 

523
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,760
that you are willing to be a 
part of. 

524
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,040
You're willing to go there, be 
in this crazy little diamond in 

525
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,440
the desert, which I actually 
despise, but whatever. 

526
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,400
And uncomfortable. 
You're willing to go there and 

527
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,440
spend your money and it better 
look good while you're losing 

528
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,480
money. 
You better feel like you're 

529
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,480
having an awesome time. 
And they do. 

530
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,640
It's the same thing that Disney 
does. 

531
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,920
It's the same thing that Epcot 
did. 

532
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,440
It's the same thing that all 
these places did. 

533
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,480
They created an environment 
based on a perception that 

534
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,760
you're having an awesome time 
and you walk away. 

535
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,520
And it's all fueled by private 
dollars. 

536
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,360
There's accountability there. 
Meanwhile, you go out on my 

537
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:40,200
streets and like nobody is 
nobody in Austin is actually 

538
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,640
mowing like the medians. 
They're overgrown by multiple 

539
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,680
feet. 
It's not like they were like, 

540
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,200
oh, they just, they didn't get 
to it this week. 

541
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,000
They didn't get to it this year 
so far. 

542
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,040
It's, you know, 3 foot tall 
weeds growing out and you're 

543
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,480
going, this used to be a proper 
city, but instead they're 

544
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,080
dumping all their money into 
these illegal migrants. 

545
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,000
I want to pull this article up 
here, which we this is. 

546
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,600
This is how bad the economy is, 
Steve, for migrant women who 

547
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,520
land in Colorado. 
They just landed in Colorado. 

548
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,000
Landed. 
Yeah, like landed. 

549
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,920
They landed on plumbic rock. 
Plumbic ground landed on them. 

550
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,320
No. 
OK, so they landed in Colorado 

551
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,640
looking for jobs. 
The common answer emerges. 

552
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,400
No. 
This is the best story that I've

553
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,520
seen. 
E Colfax Ave. was the best place

554
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,960
to find a job. 
That's what everyone said to 

555
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,840
Sofia Rocca, a recent immigrant 
from Columbia. 

556
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,440
Never mind the open drug use, 
the sex workers, or the groups 

557
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,000
of migrant workers that are 
marching the side sidewalks 

558
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,480
soliciting work at the very same
Mexican restaurants and 

559
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,600
bakeries. 
It's a place where bosses and 

560
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,040
customers would speak Spanish 
and would be willing to hire 

561
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:37,040
someone like Roca, a 49 year 
old, no skill immigrant, without

562
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,240
legal authorization to work. 
In other words, an illegal 

563
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,160
alien. 
The rationale was going to 

564
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,560
Colfax every morning. 
It was fruitless. 

565
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,080
Do you know how to cook Mexican 
food? 

566
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,520
Asked one lady. 
She said because her because her

567
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,240
accent is not Mexican and was a 
dead giveaway. 

568
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,120
I can learn, she replied in 
Spanish. 

569
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,720
We're not hiring, said the 
woman. 

570
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,560
It turns out you don't have the 
skills we're looking for, which 

571
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,600
is simply can you cook Mexican 
food as record numbers? 

572
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,720
Everything that's based on 
tortillas and cheese if she's 

573
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,760
like that. 
Yeah, You couldn't figure out 

574
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,360
how to say yes on that. 
OK. 

575
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,080
As record numbers of they're all
burritos, lady, as record 

576
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,880
numbers of South Americans 
attempt to cross the southern 

577
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,720
border, we're seeking economic, 
economic opportunities and 

578
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,640
they're landing in communities 
that are unprepared for them. 

579
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,760
That's the fault of the 
community. 

580
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,560
They were not prepared for all 
these people. 

581
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,080
And some of them are downright 
hostile. 

582
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,840
This is the unbiased reporting 
going on over the API. 

583
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,560
Actually have a an interesting 
video that actually is a visual 

584
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,960
illustration of the US economy 
right now against Americans, 

585
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,040
even like people who are from 
here with legal rights to work, 

586
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,120
as you mentioned, the big box 
stores, everybody competing for 

587
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,280
one job. 
Here's actually a an interesting

588
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,920
sort of video graphic of US, of 
you versus the economy. 

589
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,240
OK, There's like 10 minutes of 
Master Ken kicking that dude in 

590
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,240
the Dick. 
If you didn't see it, if you're 

591
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,920
just listening, you're like, why
aren't we hearing a guy 

592
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,160
grunting? 
Every one of those is a is a he.

593
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,480
And then every one of those is 
like a back fist or a spinning 

594
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,600
kick into the nuts of the guy 
wearing the white. 

595
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,760
It's a red and a white karate 
guy. 

596
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,040
Anyway, that that's what we got 
here. 

597
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:19,920
I. 
Don't know. 

598
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,840
It's pretty accurate. 
Pretty accurate. 

599
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,520
I think that that's the feeling 
that most people have who are 

600
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,520
legitimately looking at the 
economy or not just bebopping 

601
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,400
along, thinking and saying 
things that we got. 

602
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,920
I've had this reflection this 
week that I, I, I'm sure you 

603
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,840
have a similar experience in the
last couple years. 

604
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,200
You have conversations with so 
many different people and so 

605
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,680
many of them end in the same way
where it's, you know, things are

606
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,320
really going to work out. 
It'll work out for you. 

607
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,960
It's fine. 
And I've become more resentful 

608
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,720
of that phrase than people 
telling you. 

609
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,000
It's going to work out. 
To be fair, Steve, it is going 

610
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,600
to work out for you. 
I'm serious though. 

611
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,200
I have, I have a lot of faith 
that it will I. 

612
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,280
Just think it's going to be 
talking. 

613
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,960
About really ugly in this 
country first. 

614
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,360
No, it's going to get, it's 
going to get really ugly in this

615
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,400
country. 
We're about to head in. 

616
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:07,040
We're heading into the dumbest, 
most unreasonable situation 

617
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,920
where people on the political 
right in the commentator sphere 

618
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,800
have been basically selling this
bullshit opium with 0 evidence. 

619
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,480
They're like, they're, I mean, I
agree that more people in this 

620
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,360
country support Donald Trump. 
I actually think they do. 

621
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,400
I actually think like 
numerically the number advantage

622
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,280
goes to Donald Trump because 
people are looking at the, the 

623
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,760
four horsemen or the five 
horsemen of the apocalypse. 

624
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,360
We just cancelled 1. 
So there's still 4 left. 

625
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,240
The southern border, the 
economy, the war, the hurricane 

626
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,320
situation, like all of this 
stuff, like right now in the the

627
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,840
lead up to this, to this 
election, it should be 

628
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,160
devastating to the Harris and 
and and Biden reputation. 

629
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,840
They should be like, dude, you 
guys suck at everything that 

630
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,840
comes at you. 
You look through the prism of 

631
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,160
leadership and you just like ate
the leadership prism. 

632
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,560
You didn't do anything with it. 
And then you had a pumpkin. 

633
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,080
I think it's irresponsible for 
our quote UN quote leaders to 

634
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,280
spread the hopeium around like 
good times are just around the 

635
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,320
corner. 
That is immature and and 

636
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,520
dangerous. 
Let's say your bad times are 

637
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,720
right around the corner, but it 
it will be OK if you have faith 

638
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,920
in God it it really will be OK 
one way or another. 

639
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,840
That's how people died in POW 
camps in Vietnam. 

640
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,200
They, they, they come out of 
that being in years in 

641
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,600
captivity. 
They said the guys that came in 

642
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,680
were like, no, they're probably 
going to come get us tomorrow. 

643
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,200
It'll be OK. 
They're probably going to come 

644
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,720
get us tomorrow. 
Those are the guys that lost it 

645
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,800
and died. 
The ones that were there always 

646
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,520
like this could be down. 
We're here for the long haul, 

647
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,720
guys. 
Do not spread the hopium around.

648
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,240
That's right. 
One day at code support each 

649
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,440
other one day at a time. 
It's the same way you get 

650
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,560
through anything that's really 
awful. 

651
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,800
It's one day at a time, it's one
meal at a time, it's one hour at

652
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,400
a time. 
Sometimes it's one second at a 

653
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,360
time if you're underwater and 
you're being drowned, which I 

654
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,680
have experienced that and like 
you, just every second goes at a

655
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,960
time. 
Still blows my mind. 

656
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,680
I'm like he's too smart to have 
just made himself dumb enough to

657
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,120
do that. 
And then your your ultimate 

658
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,080
conclusion was well I figure 
some lowest paid government 

659
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,440
employee will save me if I drown
and went forward. 

660
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,160
With it, no, those lowest paid 
government employees are studs. 

661
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,760
Like what are you talking about?
I love it. 

662
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,760
I would do it again. 
I would totally go through it 

663
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,040
and dock again. 
That was enjoyable. 

664
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,880
All of that stuff is like like I
said, I I just keep seeing 

665
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,400
stupider and stupor thing 
happened. 

666
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Let me let me break away and do 
something for my people who are 

667
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,760
not stupid Patriot coolers and 
then we're going to talk about 

668
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,280
like the next iteration of I 
don't think Republicans want to 

669
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,000
win. 
Are you ready? 

670
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,440
So first of all, folks, if you 
want to support the program, 

671
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,480
it's brought to you by our 
friends over at patriot coolers.

672
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,600
They make this. 
It is brought to you by the 

673
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,800
major. 
Yeah, that's what this thing is.

674
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,720
It's major. 
It's. 

675
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,680
I got to get one for Steve too. 
He has no job right now, so I 

676
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,360
have to send him things. 
I'm going to send him one of 

677
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,880
these 40 ounces of freedom. 
This one's just filled with 

678
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,160
water, comes with a straw, comes
with a little thing that you 

679
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,120
know, keeps it from spilling. 
It's got a spill proof lid that 

680
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,880
you can flip over and you can 
drink out if you want. 

681
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,560
Mine is red and it's huge and it
can be used as a weapon. 

682
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,200
My wife's like, why is 
everything a weapon to you? 

683
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,760
Because I'm a man and that's 
what I think. 

684
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,320
It's got 50 stars in the bottom.
It's got 13 bars or stripes on 

685
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,720
the side. 
It'll fit into a cup holder and 

686
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,480
it'll basically reach out to the
on top of your roof full of 

687
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,160
liquid, hot or cold, take your 
pick. 

688
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,640
Promo code Kyle. 
Kyle. 

689
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,400
Promo code Kyle will save you 
10% over at Patriot Coolers. 

690
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,600
You guys should get 2 of them. 
One for you and one for someone 

691
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,400
you love or one for you and one 
for your suspendable buddy like 

692
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,040
Steve friend Patriot coolers.com
promo code Kyle. 

693
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,680
So you can still rock that. 
That's the 30. 

694
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,400
I want 10 more ounces. 
For you and I had to upgrade it 

695
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:23,680
with my American radicals. 
That's a really good sticker. 

696
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,240
suspendables.com. 
Someone needs to send me that 

697
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,120
here. 
You want to throw that on the 

698
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,680
screen too? 
Here, We'll do the suspendables 

699
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,840
thing. 
You can here pitch it. 

700
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,360
There it is the dash. 
suspendables.com. 

701
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,600
You guys can get the merch 
store. 

702
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,280
OK, So you can get the sticker 
packs from Garrett. 

703
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,240
Let's let's do that. 
I, I, I, I can't believe that 

704
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,200
this came out. 
This is an unforced error 100%. 

705
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,400
But I do have some fun with it 
because everything today is 

706
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,120
going to lead back to humor for 
me because I refuse to be angry 

707
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,800
for too long. 
Melania Trump has revealed her 

708
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,880
pro abortion rights stance in a 
new memoir. 

709
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,560
What in have you seen this? 
By the way, have you seen the 

710
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:53,880
video? 
Yes. 

711
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,680
I have folks. 
If you haven't seen the video, 

712
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,800
let me just prep it up, let me 
throw it on here and then we'll 

713
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,200
comment on it and then I'll get 
the real definitive answer on it

714
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,640
because I go back to my favorite
Bostonian comic in just one 

715
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,120
second. 
First, here's Melania talking 

716
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,320
about it. 
I realized I don't ever want to 

717
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,640
hear her talking. 
Individual freedom is a 

718
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:16,960
fundamental principle that I 
safeguard without a doubt. 

719
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,920
There is no room for compromise 
when it comes to this essential 

720
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,880
right. 
That all women possess from 

721
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:29,800
birth individual freedom what 
does my body my? 

722
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:36,120
Choice really mean? 
What does my body, my choice 

723
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,680
really mean? 
It means killing babies. 

724
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,560
Lady. 
She's supposed to be Catholic. 

725
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,880
Wrote an entire book and you 
picked that to go with your 

726
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,000
advertisement where you sound 
like you're talking AI and half 

727
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,520
your faces in the shadow. 
Put your entire face in the 

728
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,920
shadow. 
OK, so here's here's the 

729
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:58,320
definitive take on not just 
Melania, all of them coming from

730
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,640
my favorite bill. 
Each presidency, like these 

731
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,120
first ladies, they've just 
gotten more and more like, like,

732
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:09,560
like chatty, you know, more and 
more chiming in, like leaning 

733
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,200
into the frame, spitting out 
their ideas. 

734
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,960
It's just like, what? 
Why are you talking? 

735
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,240
Right? 
You weren't elected. 

736
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,320
Shut up. 
Your husband's not running a 

737
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,000
lemonade stand here. 
He's running the country. 

738
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:31,400
You don't just chime in. 
Let me guess. 

739
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,800
Is this considered sexist? 
It is. 

740
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,320
Why? 
Well, OK, you just nodded there,

741
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,200
lady. 
Let me ask you this. 

742
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400
All right, Let's say you had a 
leak in your house. 

743
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,520
OK? 
You call a plumber up, he shows 

744
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,760
up, and he goes. 
Yeah, I think the leak's coming 

745
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,040
from the upstairs bathroom. 
We need to shut it off above. 

746
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,600
But then all of a sudden, his 
wife walks in, who isn't a 

747
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,040
plumber, and then go there. 
You know, I'm actually taking 

748
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,160
care of it. 
Wouldn't you be like, with all 

749
00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:00,920
due respect, shut the fuck up. 
I need a plumber in this moment.

750
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,600
I'll extend an olive branch 
here, All right? 

751
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,239
At some point, there's going to 
be the first female president, 

752
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,400
right? 
Exactly. 

753
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,360
Which means at that moment, 
you're going to have the first 

754
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,920
male first lady, right? 
And when that happens, that dude

755
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,080
needs to shut his trap. 
I don't want to hear a word out 

756
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,600
of him. 
I want to hear from the 

757
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,280
president. 
You, Sir, go do some first lady 

758
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,080
stuff. 
All right? 

759
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,719
Go get yourself some gloves that
go up to your elbows. 

760
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:39,600
Smile and nod during speeches. 
Go put your own flair. 

761
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:43,080
Redecorate in the White House. 
That's it. 

762
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,600
That's all I want you to do, 
like make a nice Christmas tree 

763
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,400
and STFUI don't care what the 
spouse politicians have said. 

764
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,880
Any politician spouse, I just 
don't care. 

765
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,520
Go away. 
I like. 

766
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,239
The Melania later iterations of 
that bit that he does where the 

767
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,240
the women always cheer when he 
says one day we're going to have

768
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,760
a woman president. 
He's like, you don't even know 

769
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,800
her policy yet. 
Why you clap it? 

770
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,760
Why you? 
Don't clap it. 

771
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,320
Her policy is like, let 
everybody in and like, you know,

772
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,840
let the rapist and the murderers
come in and take jobs from your 

773
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,440
kids and destroy the economy. 
It's full crazy that's where 

774
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,400
we're at right now. 
But she's got a front hole, so 

775
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,720
that's probably going to be good
for the country. 

776
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,680
I need you to stop saying that 
expression. 

777
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,920
I want you to not say that 
expression because it makes me 

778
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,120
really grossed out. 
I've got news of the weird and 

779
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:26,840
the wide and and just like the 
wide world. 

780
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,120
This is another Kamala slash 
Biden thing. 

781
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,680
Most people will not hear the 
story, so you probably only hear

782
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,480
it here because we get obsessed 
about FBI stuff. 

783
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,320
Check this one out, Steve. 
Feds, FBI. 

784
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,360
You've seen this already. 
Charge 5 Chinese nationals with 

785
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,440
covering up their visit to a 
military site. 

786
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,360
Do you know the story here? 
Saw the headline and I had put 

787
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,760
it to the side. 
I was going to read it but it's 

788
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,640
breaking to me. 
I got it summer of 2023. 

789
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,880
That doesn't seem like it just 
happened. 

790
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,040
Sergeant Major with the Utah 
National Guard confronted 5 

791
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,400
individuals near a lake just 
after midnight, according to the

792
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,560
FBI. 
One of them claimed we are media

793
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,920
before gathering the belongings 
and agreeing to leave the area. 

794
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,720
The FBI discovered the group had
reserved a room at a nearby 

795
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,760
motel a week prior to being seen
outside of Camp Grayling, which 

796
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:15,440
is 200 miles north of Detroit. 
Four months later, border 

797
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,840
officers at the Detroit airport 
interviewed one of the men 

798
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,720
before he traveled to South 
Korea and China. 

799
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,400
He told investigators that he 
and others had visited the 

800
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,920
northern Michigan site to see 
shooting stars. 

801
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,680
That's what the media does. 
The inspection of his external 

802
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,960
hard drive just uncovered 2 
photographs of military vehicles

803
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,000
taken during the same night that
he was confronted by the 

804
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,080
National Guard officer, per the 
FBI. 

805
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,760
It was apparently reported that 
the other men were interviewed 

806
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,320
in March after landing in 
Chicago from Iceland. 

807
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,640
They admitted to being in 
northern Michigan in August of 

808
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,200
2023, claimed the trip was to 
watch a meteor shower. 

809
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,320
They got their story together. 
At that point they referenced 

810
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,640
the National Guard officer. 
They described him only as the 

811
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,280
soldier and a camper or a nice 
guy. 

812
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,080
According to criminal complaint,
all five men graduated from the 

813
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,320
University of Michigan last 
spring. 

814
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,240
They were enrolled in a joint 
program with the University of 

815
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:06,520
Michigan and Qinghai Chao Tong 
University in Chinese. 

816
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:14,160
So the best part is they've been
indicted, but they graduated and

817
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,480
they are not in the United 
States anymore. 

818
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,040
We have indicted yet another 
group of people that will never 

819
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,280
come back to the US for, you 
know, espionage ish type stuff. 

820
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,480
This is the national security 
cosplay. 

821
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,320
We don't really see law 
enforcement cosplay, but I think

822
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,600
we do expand that definition 
out. 

823
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,120
National security cosplay. 
They're doing it in spades now, 

824
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,280
particularly because it is the 
election season. 

825
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,880
They had to get it in September 
because of the early voting. 

826
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,160
Plus it was the end of the 
fiscal year. 

827
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,800
And they really need to boost 
those numbers. 

828
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,920
So let's indict some Russians in
Russia for going on Russian TV 

829
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,920
and saying things in Russian. 
Well, let's indict some Iranians

830
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,400
in Iran for doing Iranian 
things. 

831
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,200
Or let's go after Chinese after 
they've already left. 

832
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,920
They're comfortable here. 
I mean, we let them operate in 

833
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,160
New York City for like a year 
and a half before they took any 

834
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,080
action there. 
So we let them go take their 

835
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,240
pictures. 
Maybe next time they'll just fly

836
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,320
a balloon over the country. 
You never know. 

837
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,320
And then we'll indict them and 
we'll go. 

838
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,240
Shoot the balloon after it 
leaves the country, right? 

839
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,960
Can we shoot it? 
That we first wait for it to 

840
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,280
traverse the entire continent 
and then. 

841
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:18,400
We send a female F35 pilot to go
get her first air to air combat 

842
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,120
against an unarmed balloon of 
all things. 

843
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,080
She's going to be the next 
flying ace. 

844
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,600
Let me throw this at you because
you probably didn't know this. 

845
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:30,080
I have gotten and read 
whistleblower complaints from 

846
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:35,120
agents that work for the FBI 
against the Chinese threat and 

847
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,680
they have said it in let's just 
say a region near enough to me. 

848
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,680
Let's we'll just just place this
a little bit a region near 

849
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,440
enough to me. 
They had prosecutable 

850
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,400
counterintelligence cases 
against the Chinese, had the 

851
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,760
United States attorney's office 
locally willing to go and 

852
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,280
prosecute and got shut down by 
main justice who said that the 

853
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,320
Biden Harris administration's 
priorities are not going after 

854
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,840
the Chinese threats in this 
country for prosecution. 

855
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,400
And that's why they allowed 
these spies to get out. 

856
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,320
That's how these things work. 
We have a a concerted effort 

857
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,720
looking through the prism of 
leadership or the pumpkin of 

858
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,400
leadership is more accurate. 
The pumpkin of leadership equals

859
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,760
let the Chinese do whatever the 
hell they want in this country. 

860
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,680
And that should blow your minds,
people. 

861
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,200
Before even the the Harris 
Biden, we're going to let China 

862
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,080
off the hook entirely. 
You just have to look through 

863
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,200
the bureaucratic way that the 
FBI does counterintelligence 

864
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,440
from what I understand, like we 
will let secrets and information

865
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,520
that is in the millions of 
dollars walk so that we can then

866
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,760
lead to a successful 
counterintelligence case that 

867
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,600
results in what, a a PNG where 
the person we say hey snuck that

868
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,840
off and get out of our country. 
Several got them later. 

869
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,400
Yeah, we got, but we got our 
stats. 

870
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,440
So it cost the American people 
millions of dollars of 

871
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,160
technology they'll never be able
to replace. 

872
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,480
And the upside is, is that some 
FBI agent got to get the case of

873
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,400
a lifetime and then they get to 
brief it for the rest of their 

874
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,000
career, which is my absolute 
favorite. 

875
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,880
That's one. 
I've got one more sort of like 

876
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,400
ridiculous. 
Like in the world of ridiculous 

877
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:04,120
FBI, let me ask you before I go 
to it, what is the average 

878
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,440
amount of investigative 
experience that senior FBI 

879
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,840
executives have based on your 
time of looking into them? 

880
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,080
Five to six years. 
OK, Yeah, I I concur. 

881
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,960
So generally speaking, folks, 
what they do is in order to be a

882
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,760
top FBI executive, if you want 
to be an assistant director or 

883
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,240
an executive assistant director,
the goal is the minimum amount 

884
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,000
of time actually doing the job, 
five to six years. 

885
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,920
Sometimes people do it in three.
By the way, there was a program 

886
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,160
for a while that at three years 
you could apply to headquarters.

887
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,520
Then you want to get to 
headquarters as fast as possible

888
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,320
and never work a case again. 
That's the goal, yes. 

889
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,920
And the people with upper 
echelon started back when they 

890
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,920
had the mandatory transfer to a 
big office before three years 

891
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,680
were up. 
So they spent three years in one

892
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,480
office, three years in another, 
which means they had no subject 

893
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,640
matter expertise. 
None and then the best is then 

894
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,360
they go on MSNBC and they look 
like a lizard person. 

895
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,400
Here is a new book which I 
actually covered when it came 

896
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,960
out, but apparently Fox News is 
running cover for this too, 

897
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,480
which I do not understand. 
Fox News has decided that they 

898
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,360
are going to do sensationalism 
in the face of the debate, not 

899
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,200
cover the things that are 
happening in North Carolina. 

900
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,960
They're going to cover Frank the
Lot Lizard Figluzzi, also known 

901
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,440
as the 88 guy because he wrote a
book about serial killers hiding

902
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,080
as long haul truck truck workers
or truckers that terrorize 

903
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,120
America's highways. 
Based on 0 experience other than

904
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,320
him I guess giving BJ's at like 
overnight overnight truck stops 

905
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,160
because apparently he rode 
thousands of miles with truckers

906
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,680
and I got to imagine he wasn't 
paying for it without using his 

907
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,640
mouth. 
He's got that kind of like 

908
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,840
botoxy face. 
This is the weirdest person I've

909
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,320
ever seen in the public. 
Another person that didn't do 

910
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,040
the job that I have more 
investigative experience than 

911
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,880
you definitely have more 
investigative experience. 

912
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,760
But apparently a guy who never 
worked on serial killer cases 

913
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,480
wrote a book about serial 
killers with the with the caveat

914
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,120
that he was an FBI agent at one 
point in time. 

915
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,720
He was the assistant director of
counterintelligence. 

916
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,800
He was the guy that should be 
going after this Chinese threat 

917
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,000
and let that happen. 
Instead he's writing books about

918
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,840
like, women getting killed off 
by dudes as lot lizards. 

919
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,680
And apparently he experienced a 
lot lizard experience. 

920
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,080
He rode with truckers when he 
got jumped into the the side of 

921
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:11,600
the truck. 
Here. 

922
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,920
Listen, ask Castor Grass. 
Isn't that the way it works? 

923
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,520
You got to pay for it one way or
another. 

924
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,720
Can we can we get Nicole FBI 
Barbie Parker to give her 

925
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:23,720
thoughts on Frankie Fig since 
Fox News feels compelled to hype

926
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,920
this story up because, I mean, 
she has lots of investigative 

927
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,960
experience being a program 
coordinator from the Miami 

928
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,920
Division for Crimes on the High 
seas, going after those, those 

929
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,280
pirates, I guess that are really
like, I don't know, Johnny Depp 

930
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,360
is, is stealing some golden 
legumes. 

931
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,440
Like, I don't know, I just, I 
wanted to go pirate. 

932
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,640
My kid doesn't have a pirate 
costume, but maybe he's. 

933
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:49,760
We have the most unserious 
people in our media, in our 

934
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,360
government and they, it's, it's 
on purpose. 

935
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,360
I mean, you, you, they put this 
and look, we're, we're sort of, 

936
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,480
are we a victim of it or we're 
just like, sort of like a 

937
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,720
bystander of it. 
If I go on media, you go on 

938
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,040
media, they will ask you 
questions which you don't don't 

939
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,680
have any knowledge about. 
They're like, well, it involves.

940
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,520
As a former FBI agent, what do 
you think should happen with the

941
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,000
DEA task force that's working 
out of the Canadian embassy? 

942
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,720
And I'm like, I don't know. 
I don't like the federal 

943
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,240
government, so all federal 
government agencies. 

944
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,800
Should shut down. 
You would come on and talk about

945
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,560
cyber crimes, like whatever 
works, cyber crimes. 

946
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,080
Could you please talk about 
something that you don't have 

947
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,200
expertise in? 
I think they're so used to these

948
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,160
idiots like Frankie Figs 
stepping out and going like 

949
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,000
look, work for the FBI 
basically. 

950
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,200
I know all the things like there
are things I know about. 

951
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,600
There's things that I don't, I 
don't know about. 

952
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,680
There's things that that. 
That's why we are not senior 

953
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,200
executive material, because we 
can't walk into a room and just 

954
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,720
say like, I'll just say no to a 
bad idea and I probably know 

955
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,520
everything. 
OK, so here's the thing. 

956
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,760
I'm I'm done with the the anger.
We're going to just have fun one

957
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:47,680
for the rest of the thing. 
OK, Are we good? 

958
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,360
Are we good? 
I just ordered up a bunch of 

959
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:50,880
mad. 
Holes. 

960
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,600
Yeah, let me. 
No, no. 

961
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,160
No, it's going to get much more 
fun. 

962
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,040
I I'm going to break over to our
sponsor Mad Hat Jerky because I 

963
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,600
just ordered a ton of it for my 
kiddo. 

964
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,000
He's got his own bags coming in.
Folks, if you want to get your 

965
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,400
own Mad Hat Jerky, it is 
probably my favorite snack in 

966
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,000
the house. 
It's also the only protein that 

967
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,440
my 3 year old. 
He's really weird right now. 

968
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,880
I asked my son the other day, I 
said, son, are you touched? 

969
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,640
And he said, yeah, Dad, I'm 
touched, but he doesn't know 

970
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,320
what that means. 
Mad Hat jerky.com/kyle Mad Hat 

971
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:19,160
jerky.com/kyle, the promo code 
Kyle saves you 20% on your first

972
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,640
order. 
If you guys find something you 

973
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,640
like, set yourself up for a 
subscription and then they'll 

974
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,720
just deliver on the regular. 
Or you can do it like me. 

975
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,560
Every once in awhile I just jump
in and I could do my thing and I

976
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,480
order a bunch of bags of it. 
So we're going to go and we're 

977
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,840
going to break this down. 
Things are expensive. 

978
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,320
Mad Hat Jerky is not cheap 
either. 

979
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,480
It's good. 
It's good food. 

980
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,200
It's like USDA Prime meat. 
So that's why probably it's more

981
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,040
expensive. 
But I have kind of like a a 

982
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,360
Family Guy take on the thing 
that you and I hate the most, 

983
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,320
tipping for meals that we serve 
ourselves while we are standing 

984
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,000
to order. 
I think that's the rule. 

985
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,920
I saw somebody say if I'm 
standing, you don't get a tip 

986
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,320
when I'm ordering. 
What do you think about that 

987
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,520
policy that's that's quick and 
that that's really, it's super 

988
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,360
easy to decide? 
If I'm standing on my own 2 

989
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:05,240
feet, there is no tip involved. 
But this is, I guess this is a 

990
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,280
guy who lives in Austin who said
things are really expensive in 

991
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,520
Austin and they're expensive 
everywhere when you try to go 

992
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,440
order, including when you're 
standing on your own 2 feet. 

993
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,640
Here's family guy's take off. 
That'll be 16 dollars, $16.00. 

994
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,000
That's expensive. 
Yes, Sir. 

995
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,080
Everything's very expensive 
because you're paying for it on 

996
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,800
an iPad. 
Now, if you'll just select a 

997
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:26,600
gratuity options are 60 percent,
90% and 200%, I guess 60%. 

998
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,840
OK, great. 
And just sign by dragging your 

999
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,120
bare finger across this thing. 
I used to masturbate. 

1000
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,640
OK, thank you. 
Please make sure to bang your 

1001
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,280
head on that low hanging thing. 
What are you? 

1002
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,440
I hope you spelled something. 
You want a napkin? 

1003
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,840
Yes, please. 
All right, here's 40 blown by 

1004
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,960
the wind. 
I feel like that's the 

1005
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,400
experience of every dad trying 
to feed their kid in a place 

1006
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,000
where they didn't want to be in 
the 1st place, am I wrong? 

1007
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,800
This is what Matt Walsh has 
proposed, and I think it's an 

1008
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,760
excellent idea, He said he wants
to have a a family restaurant 

1009
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,960
that's called Just Spaghetti, 
and you just bring the family in

1010
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,120
there and the only thing on the 
menu is just plain spaghetti and

1011
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,640
it'll be like the IT was like 
they. 

1012
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,840
Already have that. 
I mean like floor is dirty. 

1013
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,920
Completely appropriate. 
It's fine. 

1014
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,080
Yeah, that's just like your 
kitchen, except somebody else is

1015
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,280
going to do the dishes. 
They actually have that in my in

1016
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,640
my dad's town. 
There's a a big billboard and 

1017
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,160
it's called spaghetti by the 
bucket and you literally just go

1018
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,320
in and you get a flippin bucket,
a plastic. 

1019
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,280
I've never had it like this. 
Is the most American thing I've 

1020
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,800
ever heard, and it's plastic. 
Bucket like by the by volume, 

1021
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,240
you're like, how much spaghetti 
do you want? 

1022
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,320
You're like, I'm going to need a
2 gallon today and you're going 

1023
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,640
to roll out with two one gallon 
buckets of Boschetti, the 

1024
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,000
Boschetti for your kids and and 
then you can just eat it like 

1025
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,040
and not love each other at the 
end of it all. 

1026
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,800
I don't know, like, so maybe 
that's OK. 

1027
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,920
So that segues into my I just 
have nothing but fun at We got 

1028
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,440
10 more minutes of fun. 
Steve. 

1029
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,960
OK, some people are in a 
situation where they're not 

1030
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,600
married either, through no fault
of their own. 

1031
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,760
Maybe they've never met the 
right person. 

1032
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,880
Maybe their marriage didn't work
out. 

1033
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,880
I'm sad for that. 
But I just look out into the 

1034
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:07,600
world and I'm so thankful that I
am because it looks crazy out 

1035
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,160
there. 
And maybe it always was crazy. 

1036
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,480
Maybe I just don't remember it 
always being crazy, but it looks

1037
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,120
crazy. 
So those of you who are single, 

1038
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,880
don't be this lady. 
This is a she's going to get 

1039
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,680
spaghetti by the bucket, by the 
way, at the end of it. 

1040
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,520
I think that's what her her only
option is. 

1041
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,920
This is a little segment that I 
put as dating sounds rough. 

1042
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,200
For those of you going into the 
weekend, just, you know, be 

1043
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,520
careful. 
It's a weird world out there. 

1044
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,280
What is it? 
You got me chocolate. 

1045
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,160
Yup, your favorite? 
I love chocolate. 

1046
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,240
I know all girls love chocolate.
Wait, how do you know all girls 

1047
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,920
love chocolate? 
It's just a thing. 

1048
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,560
Have you bought another girl's 
chocolate? 

1049
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,240
It's not when I was. 
Insinuating I said I bought. 

1050
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,160
Have you bought another? 
Girl, no, that's not what I was 

1051
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,200
trying to say. 
When I have you bought Yes, Yes,

1052
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,000
I probably buy another girl's 
chocolate, what I've dated in 

1053
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,800
the past. 
OK, I don't want anything that 

1054
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,480
you've bought for another woman,
Gus. 

1055
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,000
I've gone on dates where I've 
bought lots of food and shit. 

1056
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,600
OK. 
Don't buy. 

1057
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,480
Me. 
OK, cool. 

1058
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,200
So there's no tacos, no pasta, 
no wings, no pizza, no Mexican 

1059
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,560
food, no fucking nothing, Ray, 
No nothing then no boba, no 

1060
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,680
nothing. 
Exactly, Pretty sure I bought 

1061
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,000
someone fucking coffee before. 
You're a little dramatic. 

1062
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,200
That was a little dramatic. 
You'll buy missing. 

1063
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,400
Nobody will buy you. 
I wouldn't buy if you buy 

1064
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,320
further. 
Stop stop. 

1065
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,600
Don't go with a smoothie. 
I bought that before for someone

1066
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,480
too. 
Let's go. 

1067
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,240
It's so. 
It's so true too. 

1068
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,680
It's so true. 
I remember what? 

1069
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,160
Was my wife telling me very 
early in her relationship, she 

1070
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,440
says, you know, I don't forgive 
you for having dated anyone else

1071
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,400
before me. 
And I looked at her and was 

1072
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,480
like, you're joking, right? 
She's like a little. 

1073
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,160
Yeah, so I asked my wife. 
I was, I played that for this 

1074
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,280
morning. 
We were both cracking up at the 

1075
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,720
and she was, you know, having 
breakfast with the kids and I 

1076
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,120
was she goes, I was like that. 
That came from a real 

1077
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,040
conversation that one of the two
of those people had. 

1078
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,360
And she goes, I think a lot of 
women have that conversation. 

1079
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,920
I was like out loud. 
And she goes, no, but a lot of 

1080
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,720
women have it in their head. 
And I think she's correct 

1081
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,760
because my wife is is she's 
pretty sharp. 

1082
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,920
Have you had the I'm angry at 
you because I had a dream that 

1083
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,400
she did something bad to me. 
Actually, whenever so I had this

1084
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,720
thing, it was a comedian and he 
was really mad about people 

1085
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,440
telling dreams. 
And so I've always remembered 

1086
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:14,280
this. 
It came from a stand up. 

1087
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,800
But sometimes I get really good 
stuff from stand up. 

1088
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,880
Like I don't care what first 
ladies have to say, Bill Burr 

1089
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,880
wins. 
I also whenever somebody is 

1090
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,320
about to tell me about their 
dream, except my children. 

1091
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,040
I allow my children because they
don't understand reality. 

1092
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,200
But when somebody who's a grown 
up comes and wants to tell me 

1093
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,960
about their dream, I parent, 
they go, OK, can I tell you 

1094
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,440
about this dream I had, 
including my wife? 

1095
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,080
I do this. 
I said I'm like, oh, you're 

1096
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,640
about to tell me something that 
happened only in your head. 

1097
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,000
It didn't happen in reality. 
Yeah, go ahead. 

1098
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,800
Tell me about something that 
never happened, please. 

1099
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,040
I want to know about it. 
And then I see final 

1100
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,000
information. 
Yeah, I'm like, OK, And that was

1101
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,920
just a fantasy. 
But yeah, my wife has woken up 

1102
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,480
in a bad mood before, like every
woman has. 

1103
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,480
I don't. 
I've never done that, by the 

1104
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,400
way. 
I've never woke up in a bad mood

1105
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,920
and actually angry at something 
like that happened in my head. 

1106
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,760
That's not it didn't happen for 
but all women do. 

1107
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,800
I think if if there's ever the 
time in the morning that she's 

1108
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,840
she's seems to be like 
something's off and I don't know

1109
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,920
why I just lead. 
I was like, hey, look, I 

1110
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,080
disavowed Dream Steve, just 
straight up. 

1111
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,840
Yeah, whatever he said. 
I didn't say it. 

1112
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,480
Whatever he did, that wouldn't 
be the way I actually operate. 

1113
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,040
And the evidence is overwhelming
based on your entire life 

1114
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,760
experience when you're awake. 
The end. 

1115
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,960
But then we wouldn't have great 
stick figure conversations about

1116
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,040
you can't buy me chocolate 
because at another point another

1117
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,400
woman ate chocolate. 
Don't ever buy a woman chocolate

1118
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,360
twice. 
Never admit. 

1119
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,760
So my wife and I had a really 
kind of a good moment, one of 

1120
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,440
the straights. 
So here's a relationship thing 

1121
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,680
for people, the discussion that 
we had early on in our 

1122
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,160
relationship. 
And I said I don't want to have 

1123
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,200
one of those things about like 
high romance that also has like 

1124
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,880
the, the peak, like the peak of 
like euphoria and the low of 

1125
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,520
like, I want to kill myself 
because I think a lot of 

1126
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,440
relationships are like, they're 
really, really emotional and 

1127
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:51,880
volatile. 
And I don't want that. 

1128
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,440
So I just said, I, I just want 
to live my life with someone who

1129
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,480
overwhelmingly makes the average
experience better. 

1130
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
I want to just raise the level 
of my human experience. 

1131
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,960
And I have. 
And so it's like, OK, that, 

1132
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,480
that's the best case scenario. 
And I had this guy who is still 

1133
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,840
married and he has like one of 
those kind of he's got a cool 

1134
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,760
wife too. 
He he told me a thing. 

1135
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:18,040
He said all marriage is based on
compromise. 

1136
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,720
Would you agree with that? 
Yes, you only agree with one 

1137
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,160
person on earth 100% of the 
time. 

1138
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,400
That's yourself. 
And you can't marry yourself. 

1139
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,840
OK, so all marriage is based on 
compromise, he said. 

1140
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,920
Compromise is the state of 
giving up a little bit of what 

1141
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,480
you want so that the other 
person could be happy. 

1142
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,160
So all successful marriages are 
based on constantly being just a

1143
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,600
little bit disappointed. 
That has not been my experience.

1144
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,920
I'm also like but I did think 
that's funny. 

1145
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,120
That's like, so it's like if I 
can take your interpretation, 

1146
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,160
you want to make the average 
experience slightly better, you 

1147
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,800
could, I hear your buddy 
probably says can you make my 

1148
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,000
life suck slightly less? 
Slightly less, Yeah, he's a he's

1149
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,720
a glass like half empty kind of 
thing. 

1150
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,680
OK, you said you disavow what 
Dream Steve did. 

1151
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,800
I I want to talk about real 
Steve and that's your handle. 

1152
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,520
So folks, if you're not 
following Steve on all the 

1153
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,880
social medias, please do that at
real Steve friend. 

1154
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,840
If you're on true social, I 
don't know why you're there, but

1155
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,640
at real under score Steve 
friend, you guys are going to 

1156
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,560
like Steve a lot more. 
He used to go by Ranger Rick. 

1157
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,760
And this is actually, I actually
found dash Cam footage from your

1158
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,760
last traffic stop, which you 
probably didn't know I was able 

1159
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,120
to find, but I have it right 
here. 

1160
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,280
Are you ready? 
Oh no, people. 

1161
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,920
Are going to get a real taste of
the real Steve friend here. 

1162
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,600
Sir, have you been drinking? 
Yes, I have. 

1163
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,040
I've had five or six small batch
bourbons. 

1164
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,480
That's a lot. 
I'm going to have to ask you to 

1165
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,920
take a breathalyzer test. 
Got a runner? 

1166
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:40,080
Stop running. 
Try to. 

1167
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,440
Get to me. 
Major Rick, stop. 

1168
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,680
Oh, OK. 
Oh, yeah. 

1169
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,400
Oh, yeah. 
Look what I'm doing. 

1170
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,400
Look what I'm doing. 
I handled this perfectly. 

1171
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,080
This car is so powerful. 
Oh, yeah. 

1172
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,440
Oh, wait. 
This is not my car. 

1173
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,880
It's not my car. 
I will have a gun in my car, 

1174
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,400
Yeah. 
Come over. 

1175
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,560
Hey, Blake, Cool. 
Blake, cool. 

1176
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,840
He's not going to notice. 
Control my brain. 

1177
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:24,120
I got to control my brain. 
Oh, no, he's slow. 

1178
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,280
Officer, are you in need of 
assistance? 

1179
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,240
I'm back up. 
The vehicle. 

1180
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,200
I'm back up I. 
Stopped the vehicle. 

1181
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,120
Now I. 
See you stop. 

1182
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,040
I see you get out of the 
vehicle. 

1183
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,320
Hey, here's the good news. 
I came back. 

1184
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:42,440
Let's just talk about this. 
You got him though. 

1185
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,800
Good job, Steve. 
That's the difference between 

1186
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,800
the young bull and the old bull.
The young bull would have gone 

1187
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,720
chase and the old bull just sits
there and waits for the bad guy 

1188
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,360
to come with the catcher Smith 
waiting on it. 

1189
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,720
It's strong, it's strong, it's 
the right thing to do. 

1190
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,440
I don't know why I found that so
funny, but I just like the idea 

1191
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,400
that he turned around and came 
back. 

1192
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,800
If you steal a cop car, people 
just keep going until you're in 

1193
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,480
Mexico. 
Set it on fire. 

1194
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,240
Set it on fire somewhere. 
Yeah, just make sure there's no 

1195
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,880
evidence. 
Just just be gone. 

1196
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,760
Yeah, that was Ricky Bobby. 
People are like, I think that's 

1197
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,400
Ricky Bobby. 
It ain't first your last. 

1198
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,120
If you ain't first, your last. 
OK, I got another little fun 

1199
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,880
thing. 
We have some of the coolest 

1200
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,680
listeners and including 
subscribers over on Locals, 

1201
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,520
which as I mentioned earlier, 
you guys can go to 

1202
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,200
kylesyrup.com. 
You can be part of the Locals 

1203
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,480
community. 
I said something the other day 

1204
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,800
which made my wife 
uncomfortable. 

1205
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,040
We're on the kind of the topic 
of this. 

1206
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:33,160
I used the word learned which is
properly pronounced learned 

1207
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,920
because English is a dumb 
language and has all kinds of 

1208
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,840
stupid rules. 
Which is like my wife 

1209
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,200
complaining about. 
Yes. 

1210
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,320
Why is? 
Yeah. 

1211
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,000
Can you do a, can you do a 
Steve's wife impression? 

1212
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,800
Can you? 
I can, but I'd have to sound 

1213
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,120
like Yoda and Dracula at the 
same time. 

1214
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,160
OK, don't do that. 
I don't want to. 

1215
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,560
I don't want to get you in 
trouble also 'cause she may hear

1216
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:53,000
this. 
So I said the word learned, 

1217
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,520
which made my wife question 
whether or not she has been 

1218
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,760
mispronouncing the word learned 
over and over again. 

1219
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,720
But the problem is I'm a product
of my environment and the way 

1220
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:04,680
that I was raised. 
And I was raised watching TV, 

1221
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,280
remembering absolutely 
everything, including Homer 

1222
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,320
Simpson improperly pronouncing 
the word and me finding that 

1223
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,960
hilarious. 
So because it means that you are

1224
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,800
learn learned you've you've, you
know, had all these different 

1225
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,000
experiences. 
Then he does it in a dumb way. 

1226
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,880
Renzo Rants, who was on our Our 
Calling program last night, fix 

1227
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,680
this. 
I'm going to play it. 

1228
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,960
I promised him I would for 
anyone who doesn't know, when I 

1229
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,120
say learned, it's a joke. 
I'm not I'm not retarded, even 

1230
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:30,920
though I do have the button 
here. 

1231
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,720
Hold on. 
I think I you went full retard, 

1232
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:37,120
man. 
Never go full retard. 

1233
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,800
I never go full retard. 
I promise you. 

1234
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,920
I take my own advice. 
OK, so here's a taste of this. 

1235
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,320
I'm going to have to pull up the
window. 

1236
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,440
I couldn't RIP the video. 
I was very disappointed here so.

1237
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,240
I feel like this didn't go. 
Steve, could you hear it? 

1238
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:28,540
I hear it. 
This is terrible. 

1239
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:32,340
It's it's running but it doesn't
work I'm pretty sure. 

1240
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,960
Would you like me to try to do a
vampire Beats Yoda? 

1241
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,920
No, I'm disappointed. 
People are like, there's no 

1242
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:40,920
sound. 
I'm like, I know there's no 

1243
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,040
sound. 
I can see that the sounds not 

1244
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,320
coming out even though it's set 
up anyway. 

1245
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,960
Right, technical. 
Complications. 

1246
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,840
Yes, yes, technical 
complications. 

1247
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,640
Folks, if you want to see it, 
you have to now go and see the 

1248
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,600
Renzo rants video. 
I'm very disappointed he managed

1249
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,680
to perfectly splice in that. 
It's pronounced learned, which 

1250
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:59,120
is what Homer Simpson says to a 
kid who is, he goes to, my 

1251
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,280
memory serves, he goes to the 
Big Brothers and sisters thing, 

1252
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,880
whatever it's called like, and 
he adopts a kid even though he 

1253
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,600
has a kid because Bart doesn't 
love him anymore. 

1254
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,960
So he like gets another kid and 
then he he's like some poor kid 

1255
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,080
and then he's like, you're so 
learned, Uncle Homer. 

1256
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,000
And he's like, it's pronounced 
learned. 

1257
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,080
So I'll always remember that and
I can't. 

1258
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,520
I always call the Jim the guy. 
I'm because of Homer Simpson. 

1259
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,680
The guy. 
Yeah. 

1260
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,920
Some of these things just stay 
with you forever, all right? 

1261
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,560
I did. 
We bagged on women a little bit 

1262
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:29,880
today, particularly the first 
ladies and Kamala Harris and 

1263
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,080
women who are crazy on dates. 
I also have a tribute because 

1264
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,120
the best people in the world are
moms who are raising children 

1265
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,400
and doing so with a sense of 
humor. 

1266
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,840
And so I have a tribute to moms.
This is the kind of mom this is 

1267
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,640
a little taste of probably like 
the way that I'm also a parent. 

1268
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,080
So I think you can appreciate 
this. 

1269
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,920
This lady's got it down the 
best. 

1270
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,480
If you if you're missing the 
video version of this, she's 

1271
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,480
trying to get her kids at the 
beginning to open up a manhole 

1272
00:57:56,480 --> 00:58:00,640
cover and you'll hear why. 
I'm kind of hungry. 

1273
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:05,720
Can you ask the Ninja Turtles if
they have any extra pizza after 

1274
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,400
you guys fight? 
You have to go. 

1275
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,160
Are you not entertained? 
Are you not entertained? 

1276
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,720
Are you? 
Not entertained. 

1277
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,400
No more berries. 
Are you too many berries? 

1278
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,400
They send you to Berry rehab and
they make you listen to Berry 

1279
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,600
White on my P here. 
I've heard people. 

1280
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,880
They're on their way. 
No, no, no. 

1281
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,320
What do you do? 
Do you know what's down there? 

1282
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:27,120
I'll show you the documentary 
about it later. 

1283
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,280
Get away from that the energy I 
need from you, because what 

1284
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:31,440
you're giving me right now is 
weak. 

1285
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,400
Hey, I'm making a video about 
how funny I am. 

1286
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,960
Can you ask me what are we going
to do today, Mom? 

1287
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,120
I was going to do the day, Mom. 
The same thing we do every day. 

1288
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:50,600
Try to take over the world. 
They don't appreciate me. 

1289
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,320
Do you know when I was in 
elementary school, I would guide

1290
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,680
a bunch of families in a covered
wagon across the olden trail 

1291
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,640
just for everybody. 
I get Scarlet Beaver and die. 

1292
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,000
Do you know how tiring that is 
on my soul? 

1293
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:02,600
You're not tired. 
Pick up your toys. 

1294
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,480
Did you know when you lose a 
tooth, you're supposed to stick 

1295
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,600
it under your pillow and Dwayne 
the Rock Johnson will give you 

1296
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:13,200
money for it? 
Give me a freaking high 5. 

1297
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,080
That's what I'm saying. 
Now, after you guys fight, 

1298
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,680
that's what I want to hear. 
All right? 

1299
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,120
That's going to give mommy the 
the energy to deal with it all 

1300
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,760
day all. 
Day all day, man. 

1301
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:28,360
Child of the 90s a 100%. 
She's dealing it. 

1302
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,080
I feel that way too, all the 
time. 

1303
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,280
I talk to my kids just like that
and I say things that they don't

1304
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,760
understand and I make them say 
things. 

1305
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,640
When I was going through combat 
dive school with the Air Force, 

1306
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:42,920
we would before every single 
dive training OP, we would play 

1307
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:47,800
the song Holy Diver from Ronnie 
James DO really loud, which is 

1308
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,680
like a like it's a metal song. 
And whenever I take my 3 year 

1309
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,840
old and I get ready to throw him
up in the air and make him go 

1310
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,160
underwater, I just, I'll throw 
him as hard as I can up in the 

1311
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,440
air. 
I'm like Bodhi yell holy diver 

1312
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,840
and he'll be like holy diver and
I just throw him up in the air 

1313
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,640
and then he like splashes in and
people look at him like what is 

1314
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,480
this guy doing? 
Sometimes I'll play the song on 

1315
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,360
like a Bluetooth speaker and 
then I throw him up in the air 

1316
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,320
into the water. 
He has no idea what he's saying 

1317
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,680
but it's my favorite. 
Makes me happy. 

1318
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,880
Well, you'll appreciate that I'm
in a delicate situation because 

1319
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,720
I have children that have no 
idea what I'm referencing. 

1320
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,560
Plus my wife has no idea what 
I'm referencing. 

1321
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:18,280
That's. 
Hard. 

1322
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,560
Yeah, that's hard because your 
comedy, the audience is 

1323
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,360
basically like anybody that's 
around you. 

1324
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,800
My youngest son has this little 
music box thing that he got 

1325
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,360
frustrated with and he banged it
after he was playing music. 

1326
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,880
He wanted it off and he just hit
it. 

1327
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,960
And it's not a thing that you 
hit to turn off like, but it 

1328
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,680
worked. 
And I looked at him and I 

1329
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:39,800
deadpan asked, are you the Fonz?
And then I realized nobody else 

1330
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,720
in my house appreciates. 
That no, your wife has no idea. 

1331
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,240
She doesn't have the cultural 
references. 

1332
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,760
At least I have that advantage. 
My wife does get my humor, she 

1333
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,880
just knows there's something 
wrong with me. 

1334
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,520
I went down around the breakfast
table this morning, 3 year old, 

1335
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,840
5 year old, 7 year old and made 
them all yell are you not 

1336
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,240
entertained? 
And the seven-year old by far 

1337
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:59,320
was the best by a lot. 
So it it's an age thing. 

1338
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,840
Those kids were probably what, 
like probably 3 or 4 years old. 

1339
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,480
I like that you said after they 
fight, they're supposed to yell 

1340
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,760
that, which is true. 
Like if you can get your boys to

1341
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:10,360
do that after a fight if they 
can like you'll be less mad 

1342
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,240
right away for. 
Sure, Yeah. 

1343
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:15,440
I mean, you put put actually 
probably get that aggression out

1344
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:17,480
and then, you know, you only 
have to punish the one. 

1345
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,120
The other one was vanquished 
enough, probably beheaded. 

1346
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,600
He's through a Trident. 
Yeah. 

1347
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,280
It'll be like the end of 
Anchorman. 

1348
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,600
That's all I got, Steve. 
That's all I got for today. 

1349
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,600
A tribute to moms A a failure at
playing the learned thing. 

1350
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,840
I'll RIP it somehow and I'll get
a screen grab of it and we'll 

1351
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,640
put it over on social media so 
you guys can find that if you 

1352
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:37,560
want to see it. 
If you're not on the local 

1353
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,200
channel, but you ought to be, 
why don't you tell people what 

1354
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,120
you got coming up for Amrit? 
I heard you did an awesome 

1355
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,840
interview, by the way. 
I don't know where, but the chat

1356
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,720
was really, really excited. 
They were all a Twitter about 

1357
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,400
your interview. 
You want to talk about any of 

1358
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,160
that? 
Well, I don't know who I 

1359
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,720
interviewed, but I did a a 
monologue on Thursday where I 

1360
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,640
just like went off about all the
FBI stuff. 

1361
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,000
I tried to memorialize 
everything because I get asked a

1362
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,840
lot about it and I said, look, 
I'm just going to make one 

1363
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,000
episode of Amrat, all of that. 
So we did that. 

1364
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:04,080
We were going to interview 
Marcus Allen for Saturday, but 

1365
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,160
he had some technical problems. 
So I guess Garrett and I are 

1366
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,240
going to actually change it up 
and we're going to do a whole 

1367
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,960
coverage on some immigration 
illegal aliens on Saturday. 

1368
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,720
I'm excited to bring that to you
on rumblerumble.com/amradpod is 

1369
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,400
where you can find us. 
It'll be at noon time and if you

1370
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,200
want to catch up in there later,
you can always find it. 

1371
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,800
We keep the the nice collection 
of them there and the audio is 

1372
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,040
always available on iTunes. 
Love it. 

1373
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:32,280
I also, I just sent Marcus a 
microphone, a nice one like you 

1374
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,960
have and A and a microphone arm 
and we're working on getting him

1375
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,480
like an actual set up so people 
can hear him. 

1376
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,000
So we'll get Marcus Helen on 
too. 

1377
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,720
We got to get the suspendable 
stable, we got to get a few 

1378
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,320
more, few more thoroughbreds in 
there. 

1379
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,240
Yeah, I don't know what that 
means. 

1380
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,240
I'm not a horse guy. 
I never had that kind of. 

1381
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,920
I never had horse money. 
Who was? 

1382
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,040
There's some, there's some 
comedian who said, I want to 

1383
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,600
have the kind of money where I 
have a horse Butler. 

1384
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,720
Oh, I, it was, it was a no, it 
wasn't a comedian. 

1385
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,680
It was a professor that I had. 
He said, maybe you, you have 

1386
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,320
like real money. 
Like you have a horse Butler. 

1387
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,040
And everyone in the class was 
kind of like, what's a horse 

1388
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,960
Butler? 
I, I said that because I think I

1389
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,160
was older than anybody else 
there. 

1390
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,120
And he was like, it's a Butler 
that opens the door for you, but

1391
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:15,120
rides on a horse to do it. 
And I was like, yo, that's a 

1392
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:18,200
real like a, that's like P Diddy
kind of like weird money. 

1393
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,000
That's like some two guys that 
carry you around and on a sofa 

1394
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,800
kind of money. 
So yeah, maybe if we all get to 

1395
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,040
the area where we have horse 
butlers. 

1396
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,160
I never had any thoroughbreds. 
I don't even know what that is, 

1397
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,880
Bud. 
I think it's a it's a good 

1398
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,320
thing. 
It's a good thing and marijuana.

1399
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,040
So I force multiplier. 
It's a force multiplier. 

1400
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,120
I want more thoroughbreds. 
All right, thanks for joining me

1401
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,760
for today, folks. 
Thanks for joining us for 

1402
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,000
cutting up. 
We had to, we had to laugh a 

1403
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,840
little bit today because 
otherwise we would just be in 

1404
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,960
tears because there's four more 
monsters that are still coming 

1405
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,600
for us. 
No doubt about it. 

1406
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,000
Steve, I'll see you again next 
week. 

1407
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,240
I'll probably talk to you over 
the weekend. 

1408
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,880
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you 
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1409
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,600
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1421
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,640
I really do. 
I hope that you guys have a 

1422
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,160
little bit of fun. 
I hope you get off the social 

1423
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,200
media. 
I hope you get away from the 

1424
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,200
politics. 
Whatever will be will be where 

1425
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,760
there's not a lot we can do. 
Make sure you're planning on 

1426
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,880
voting, but at the end of it, 
make sure you're mostly planning

1427
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,520
on praying. 
That's what I'm doing. 

1428
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:28,760
And also have fun with your 
neighbors. 

1429
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,680
We'll talk to you guys soon. 
Have a great one. 

1430
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,400
God bless you. 
See you on Monday. 

1431
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,880
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1432
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,880
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