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uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends, welcome
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where I can't make up my mind, so I'm going to put it to the
chat. I'm going to give it out there
to you all. I'm going to let you all decide
before we get into the show. I've got a couple options for
you and the chat is going to get to decide our live viewers over
on YouTube, our live viewers on Rumble and so on.
Here's what it looks like. We've got some headlines and I
think I would be remiss if I didn't cover some headlines and
talk about some of the things that are going on.
I'll just give you kind of a quick overview of them.
It's kind of like Donald Trump is a meanie head.
That's kind of where they go and Democrats don't know what to do
or put anybody in charge. So that's one thing we can do
that upfront. As a Steve friend says, we can
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versus Dash Pongino versus former FBI directors, including
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So I'm looking over it in the chat and this is what I see.
You guys have 0 consensus. There's a fair number of dash
me, Dash me outside first. I think that's where we're at.
Dash is more of a salad than a dessert, but let's do the
bighorn first. I think we're going to start in
the order that I originally thought it was going to be.
And so we'll do a little bit of news headlines up front.
You guys, you had no consensus. We should figure out how to do
like a poll or something. All right, let's start with
this, the uncomfortable truth about Democrats and their
problems reaching male voters. I don't know who this man is
that kind of looks like Beto O'Rourke, but I'm not sure that
it is. I just typed in Democrat men and
I got this handsome specimen there.
He looks like he benches the bar, plus potentially a couple
of the 2 1/2's. Real tough guy.
So the question is, what are Democrats focusing on?
I had a clip for you yesterday from Michael Knowles.
I don't think this is actually a win because our side is also
full of problematic people. We're going to hit those quite a
bit. The numbers are telling a
sobering tale. So say it's MSNBC, which is
fixated on the table gazing. The New York Times recorded that
the Democrats plan to reach donors.
They're trying to get a $20 million strategic plan together
with guys like David Hogg, who was just caught on a pretty
interesting little Project Veritas video.
I don't generally like the undercover sit down sting
operation videos just 'cause I don't think you're getting
people at their honest space. But when you talk to someone
that's in the media and is out there in the public sphere, like
a David Hogg who is doing this every single day.
If you were to catch me off guard and come and have my
comments quote UN quote off the record, they would be my real
comments because I know that I could be filmed or, or I could
be taken out of context at any moment.
When I speak to people, I say things that I think are true.
I think David Hogg is the same. He's in that category of people
you can approach. He's not like some random
government guy that's out on a date with a with a woman that's
too pretty for him in any case. So this is this is something
that they want to speak to American men.
A $20 million plan that is going to involve studying the syntax,
language and content that gains attention and virality in male
spaces. I think they're going to do a
great job with that. I think it's going to be
awesome. And in order to sort of get a
good comment on that, I went to some other masculine people,
including Debbie Wasserman Schultz, AKA Ramen Noodlehead.
Here she is talking on CNN about the path forward and getting men
to like women who just berate men.
It's not a big market. It turns out, like regular guys
don't particularly care for this.
But here they are giving a chat. And as I said, we're going to
continue to to not celebrate it, but we should at least know what
they're talking about. Our friends over The New York
Times are doing a series periodically looking into the
Democratic Party and the challenges facing the Democrats
as you try to run into the next election with some kind of
momentum. Shane Goldmacher, among others,
is is doing this research. And he talks.
About In an article over the weekend, a focus group led by a
long time Democratic researcher who asked some 250 people to
describe or compare each party to an animal.
And I want to read you what this found.
Republicans are seen as apex predators like lions, tigers and
sharks, beasts that take what they want when they want it.
Democrats are typically tagged as tortoises, slugs or sloths.
Slow, plodding, passive. And then a little bit later
there was a responder. You said the Democrats are like
a deer in headlights. How is it that you think that
the Democratic Party has has earned these descriptions?
John, I'm not focused on the animals that some New York Times
reporter compares the political parties to.
My constituents are human beings, and the human beings
that I represent are facing devastating healthcare cuts, the
most significant healthcare cuts that have been ever, ever handed
down by any administration. Almost 14 million people will
lose their Medicaid coverage. Many, many hundreds of thousands
more. Yeah, that sounds really good.
Are the medical experiments that are going on and the coverage
that we are losing, are they mostly, are they mostly women
who are losing access to it or is it mostly men pretending to
be women? Is it women that have pretended
to be men and now are men with babies?
You could see why this would be confusing.
This is one of those sort of like great little highlights.
We could run back and play when Josh Howey was asking a woman
with a nose ring who is a teacher and doesn't seem to have
a grasp of like, I don't know the basic Physiology which my
kids do at the age of 5. Make sure I understand what you
mean by it. You've referred to people with a
capacity for pregnancy. Would that be women?
Many women CIS women have the capacity for pregnancy.
Many CIS women do not have the capacity for pregnancy.
There are also trans men who are capable of pregnancy as well as
non binary people who are capable of pregnancy.
So this isn't really a women's rights issue.
It's a. We can recognize that this
impacts women while also recognizing that it impacts
other groups. Those things are not mutually
exclusive. Senator Hawley.
Oh, so your view is is that the core of this, this right then is
about what? So I want to recognize that your
line of questioning is transphobic, and it opens up
trans people to violence by not recognizing that.
How You're saying that I'm opening up people to violence by
asking whether or not women are the old folks who can have
pregnancies? So I'm one, I want to note that
one out of five transgender persons have attempted suicide.
So I think it's. In because of my line of
questioning because we can't talk about.
It because denying that trans people exist and pretending not
to know that they exist. I'm denying that trans people
exist by asking you if you're talking about women.
Are you having pregnancies? Do you believe that men can get
pregnant? No, I don't think.
So you are denying that trans people like.
This and that leads to violence is this how you run your
classroom are students allowed to question you or are they also
treated like this where they're told that they're opening up
people to violence we. Have a good time in my class,
you should join. I bet you might learn a lot.
Wow, I I would learn a lot. I've learned a lot.
I know this exchange extraordinary.
Miss Matzki. Let me let me ask you something.
That's so bad. Can you imagine thinking that
was the victory? Because she did.
She walked out there and she was like nailed it.
Crushed them white man down. Like what a awful situation.
Put your kids in home schooling. Honestly, like you can't.
How many of those are out there that are just sneaking around?
And I bet you she's really sweet, like sickly sweet to
people to their faces and then goes and drops all that crazy
into people's heads. That's it's it's kind of
incredible to believe that that person.
And by the way, I almost think she slipped at one point in time
when she said something about about men being pregnant.
Anyway, I don't think they can actually follow their own crazy.
But you know, that kind of person doesn't belong in charge
of your kids. And only you can make that vote.
So again, take things in house, take responsibility.
That's the American thing to do. Don't rely on the government.
It's real simple. We have the same rule here.
Or you could rely on the government and you could be
really upset that some 4 year old girl who came here illegally
with her mother, who came here illegally.
But they've been here. I mean, you meanies, they've
been here since 2023. If they get deported, she could
die because medical treatments in the United States are the
only thing keeping her alive. It's this strange argument that
you know, how many is the right number.
How many people should we let everyone in?
Does everyone have to come here? They always want to prove it by
the exception, do they not? So this is ABC proving that
Trump is a meanie. There's a couple of other
examples of it. It's a four year old girl.
She needs life saving medical treatment.
No further information given. She could die within days if she
is deported. According to the family's
lawyers. The child is only identified by
not her actual name, Sophia. So they just made-up a name.
And she suffers from short bowel syndrome, which presents her
from being properly able to absorb nutrients and fluid from
her own foods. They're using a pseudonym so
that she can be protected, but they have a picture of her so
that she can be protected for her privacy.
That's what's most important. She started getting a medical
treatment at Children's Hospital in Los Angeles.
There are all kinds of interesting little ways that we
can save people and we can bring people into this country, and
they do it all the time. They bring people in from Egypt
and Africa and they do experimental medical treatments
on them that they wouldn't be able to get in their home
countries. And they save lives.
And I think that's Grant fantastic.
That's what America should do because it's a Christian nation
that looks forward and says we want to help the least of these.
And at the same time, you cannot prove the rule by pointing doubt
to us. An exception, this is someone
who might actually deserve what's called humanitarian
parole, where you bring someone in from another country and you
give them access to things in this country because we have
such a great wealth and capability and and maybe we can
keep a child alive. And I think there's a nobility
in that. That doesn't mean that everybody
should stay alive and and stay in this country.
And it doesn't mean that some drunken Venezuelan who smashed
somebody in the head and killed some, like promising young
American with a jet ski should stay here.
But this kind of the argument that's always made, it's this
crazy idea that we're going to go and find the absolute most
fringe of the margins and we are going to try to prove the rule,
which is illogical and doesn't stand on its own weight.
With one exception to the rule, which is so narrow as to be
statistically irrelevant. The number of children that have
come here that need experimental medical treatment and would die
if deported within days is that many?
It's the number on the screen. It's one right now, right?
So they go and they, they highlight these stories and
suddenly they care about children, right?
And at the same time, if you guys flip through your, your
feeds on various different social medias, you'll see
friends like abolitionist rising doing, you know, interventions
on the street and asking people questions.
And the argument is, is that if somebody is too expensive, like
it's really expensive to have a child that you shouldn't have to
bring them into a life when you don't have money.
So the same people that would argue for killing this girl in
the womb, who would argue that she should never be brought into
existence and never be allowed to walk foot on this planet now
that she's alive and she also happens to be one of the
preferred group, she should stay around.
And that to me is really, really ugly.
Another little celebration here of Donald Trump is a big meanie
head is that Donald Trump did tariffs and now a court has
ruled that they're most likely illegal.
This is coming from CBS. We just kind of hit the high
points of we did MSNBCABC. This is CBS.
His tariff actions were allegedly illegal.
This is written as of this morning.
Federal court froze most of the sweeping tariffs imposed by
President Donald Trump on virtually every foreign nation,
ruling the levies exceeded the president's legal authority.
The ruling was issued by a panel of judges on the US Court of
International Trade, which most of us have never heard of and
didn't know existed until just now.
And they halted the sweeping 10% tariffs that he assessed on
virtually every US trading partner on Liberation Day last
month, with higher tariffs threatened for dozens of other
countries. The court also blocked the
separate set of tariffs imposed on China and Mexico and Canada,
which cited drug trafficking and illegal immigration as the
reasoning for those hikes. The global markets loved it.
And so they rallied. They justified the the original
trade. And the argument being made in
the court was that they had The International Emergency Economic
Powers Act of 1977 gave the president the power to regulate
imports during certain emergency situations.
This didn't stop these same people from agreeing that they
could do all kinds of illicit and immoral and illegal things
under COVID. The tyranny was fine.
We could shut down the entire United States economy.
I keep watching all these little throwbacks to the to the COVID
memories that we had. And it's like, yeah, they they
only care about the rules when they care about the rules when
it favors what they're interested in.
But Donald Trump's a big meanie head, so we got to shut down his
tariffs and we can't do it. In addition to being mean about
kicking out little girls from this country who came here
illegally and they've been here since 2023, which I think I
remember. I think that's the same time
that my daughter was born in this country.
So yeah, like my my baby has been in this country is the same
amount of time except was actually from here.
In addition to people need to be thrown out and that's mean.
Tariffs are mean because we love China and Canada and Mexico,
apparently. We also need to highlight what
will happen when we defund the Ivy League.
Defunding the Ivy League is incredibly mean because it is
going to stop 350 medical grants that we're going to solve all of
our world's problems, like cancer.
I was going to go after and fix all the issues.
They were studying biotic resistance.
They were identifying early precursors for breast cancer.
They were breaking down barriers to deliver effective Alzheimer
medication and studying microbial evolution, researching
cures for ALS. And now, because the Trump
administration is so mean, that will not happen.
We will be unable to have these moments where we're always going
to be able to to put the the brightest and the smartest minds
in place to solve all of our problems.
And isn't that criminal? The thing is, is that they don't
seem to highlight the actual reason and what was actually
going on here. And and the idea that they're
going to shut down foreign students is also problematic
apparently because our media outlets do nothing if not cover
for not Americans. Let's give you a little list of
here of some of the evil things that they have shut down.
They were inspired to find a cure.
This person, someone Sinclair, Doctor Sinclair was going to
find a cure to ALS but is now not going to be able to.
His mother's, his partner's mother, of course, of course,
his partner's mother. I'll just leave it at that.
With no further information. We watched and his mom descend
into an from an active and healthy lady in her 70s to now
where she's on a breathing machine.
You know, a lot of people for most of most of humankind have
died 7080 years old. That's kind of like a thing.
Turns out towards the end of life, people end up having a lot
of problems and things catch up with them.
Their biology doesn't. In fact, I had a genetics
professor once telling me at the at Texas State University, he
said the odds, the probability of you ending up with cancer on
an infinite lifeline, if you were to live from now until
never, never die, you would get cancer.
The probability is one out of one.
It would happen because our body breaks down, it stops doing the
things it's supposed to doing. You start having all kinds of
flaws in the the replication process and eventually you end
up with cancer of some format. It's 100% probability on a long
enough timeline if something else doesn't kill you first,
That's just like the way it works, right?
I mean, I guess this is another sort of aspect of being a
Christian. You're supposed to know that
this life is not forever. And for all those people that
are secular humanists and out there trying to extend it
indefinitely. And that's all great.
And I want to see people live as long as possible and healthy
lives. Nobody gets out of life alive,
including Jeffrey Epstein, which we'll talk about in just a
moment. All of these things are to say
they're really mean or are they? Let's do a little quick grab
here and take a look at Mike Rowe talking about Harvard
because I had this clip queued up for yesterday and I had to
drop it. I didn't have time.
So now we're going to throw it on the screen here.
Listen to my favorite voice in media period talking about maybe
we don't worry about putting money into universities that
have 50 something billion dollars in endowment.
Maybe they can like stand on their own 2 feet and we can find
better uses of our dollars that would serve more people than
just super elite Ivy League people that are pushing this
agenda which turns out to be kind of anti American the.
Ivy League, I'm sorry to say, has be clowned themselves in
recent months, and Harvard has led the be clowning.
Part of what I love about the president's post is the fact
that it's going to force conversations like this one.
And a lot of taxpayers, Chris, for the first time are going to
realize that the Harvard Corporation is sitting on a $54
billion endowment. Their president is currently
screaming that this post and the idea that they could lose their
tax exempt status and some of these grants and tax money, the
idea that that could happen are, in his words, unconstitutional.
Now, I'm not a constitutional lawyer, but I think I think he's
mistaken. And I think that the optics here
are terrible. And the first shoe to drop is
going to be a gobsmacking realization on the part of a lot
of regular Americans that this university is already sitting on
$54 billion. What the actual hell does that
even mean? So get past that and then ask
yourself, well, why then would you want to give all that money
to another bunch of schools? There's nothing magical about
trade schools. I love them but they're great
ones and OK ones. And some that fall below, right.
So what we need as a people, as taxpayers is, is some kind of of
means testing. You can't just give money to
schools any more than you can give it to any random person
because they need it or want it or have dreamt of it.
So really, if you got $3 billion to close the skills gap, set
aside a big chunk for a national scholarship program, carve away
a little bit of that to build an infrastructure that can evaluate
the individuals on their merit, right?
And then carve away a bigger chunk to start telling the
stories and making a more persuasive case for the 7.6
million open jobs that exist right now, most of which don't
require a four year degree. And that is the big key.
There are a huge number of jobs that don't require it.
We were all kind of sold a bill of goods.
Anybody who grew up about the time that I did, if you grew up
and you were a teenager, let's say in the 80s or in the 90s,
and certainly those who came after us, you basically were
told if you didn't go to college, your life was screwed,
that you would not have any success.
You would be living at the poverty level and you wouldn't
be able to to ever be accomplished in what America
sort of means. And yet it turns out there's a
ton of money in the trades, and there's a ton of money in hard
and tangible skills. And you can make a really good
living as a plumber or a mechanic or as a Carpenter or a
finished Carpenter, or you could do it as a painter.
I have friends that said I was out there and I was looking for
a job and I was trying to figure out what to do.
And I launched a lawn business because I didn't have really any
alternative. And it turns out that it pays
better than my last job, which was white collar and involved
working in an office. And you know what?
It's also more satisfying. And there's the possibility of
hiring more people and growing a business and working with
tangible things and having machines and loud noises and
being outdoors and all the health benefits that come from
it. The the joke is, and I think
that this is maybe an expression that I got from my father, but
you know, if it came down to it, I would dig ditches.
I've dug a lot of ditches in my life and I'm not afraid of
digging ditches and I don't mind.
And actually that wouldn't be an awful thing to do.
I don't do as well in the heat anymore.
Maybe I can find somewhere cold to dig ditches.
But I've dug ditches for people just for fun because they needed
some help, including people who were elderly neighbors of my, of
my in laws. I went up and I remember seeing
one of their, their neighbors, he was digging A ditch to bury a
gas line. And I was like, let me jump in
on this. Why don't you tell me stories
about things because he was in his 80s and he had some really
great stories. You tell me stories about living
on this mountain. And I'm going to put some, some
dirt on the ground next to me. We're going to make a hole.
We're going to put this thing underground.
We're going to dig it deep enough that it doesn't freeze.
It's very satisfying. So Mike rose on to something
there. As usual.
What is also going on is the crying about foreign students.
Again, our, our news media loves to cover things that are not
American. Let me do that real quickly
here. The Trump administration will
now aggressively revoke Chinese student visas in a major
escalation with Beijing. My buddy sent me this story this
morning. He's an FBI agent.
He went to the Academy with me. And one of the funny things that
we did, because we realized what was going on in 2016, the two of
us took a drive to Washington, DC.
We drove past the Chinese embassy and yelled something to
the effect of get out of our country.
You're all spies. True story, silly.
That just tells you how serious I was about being at the FBI
Academy. We didn't do a lot of silly
things, but this guy and I did at least a few things like that
because we realized what did he call them?
Spy Mcspy face something to that effect.
The Chinese people that come into this country from the
People's Republic of China that roll in here and have to answer
to the CCP are in fact required to report back to them.
There's all kinds of like evidence of this in in their
laws. This is well known within the
intelligence community. So letting students in, they are
maybe here for their own volition.
Maybe they're here to benefit themselves.
They obviously all pay full tuition.
And for that full tuition, they get access to all kinds of
things, including things like our supercomputers.
They get access to our public universities.
They get access to positions of public trust.
They sometimes get access to teach as as grad students.
And they may just take casual side trips to like some sort of
interesting little, you know, military base that happens to be
nowhere near them, like they might live in, let's say,
Maryland or Maine. And then we find out that
they're in Colorado trying to take pictures of the United
States Air Force Academy security.
This stuff happens all the time. The Trump administration
aggressively revoking Chinese student visas seems like a
totally reasonable thing to do. The Chinese would have 0 qualms
with doing it. And by the way, their media
wouldn't cover it in any meaningful way, at least not in
a way that said that they were doing a bad thing.
They would say that they stand up to China, to Americans, which
is great. So we should actually mirror
that. That is the right thing.
In the same way that escalating things like tariffs and getting
fair trade, it's like, look, if you guys want to be in this
world where you're going to be aggressive, the United States
should answer in kind. So I'm 100% behind that.
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They use a they use a steel French press in the same way
that we do in our house. Little quick story on that one.
We used to have a glass one when my wife and I first got married.
And what I realized is that my most stumbly, mumbly, you know,
unaware, inarticulate movement moments are first thing in the
morning. And grabbing a piece of tempered
glass that's quite thin and walking around with it and like
some little plastic holster is the worst possibility because we
had granite countertops. Many of you probably have the
same stone, granite, whatever. You turn around and you just
like you're making these gross muscle movements that are
totally incompetent and you smash glass into a stone.
Eventually, you're going to just have glass all over the floor
and you're going to be fired. Then you're going to have glass
on your feet and you're going to bleed all over the floor and
that creates a new mess. That's not what you're trying to
do. All right, one last little quick
story here, and I think it's worth mentioning.
Elon Musk officially is leaving the White House.
They got this cool guy picture of him wearing some sunglasses
and a leather jacket. He's a interesting dude, is he
not? He apparently is very
disappointed with what happened in in Congress.
Like many of us, they're still hashing out the details over the
Senate. But he said that the the bill to
fund Trump's agenda is very disappointing.
They did not codify the doge cuts.
The whole point that he went there and gave up some of his
time as a volunteer to, to go in and, and, and try to save some
money didn't work, which is obvious.
We are living in a a place of permanent swamp and and that's
just the nature of how things go.
I'm going to give you kind of another picture of it.
We're going to do a fair trade here.
This is going to work our way into sort of the, the, the dash
Pongino piece. This picture popped up on my
social media feed. So if you guys are just
listening 30 minutes in, it's about 29 minutes into the show
right now. That's Ed Martin and some other
dude that I don't know, but apparently he's the great
something or other. And then there's Julie Kelly,
also sometimes known as the great Julie Kelly, standing
right next to him. It kind of tells you a lot about
how things go down. You can have all the best people
in there, but if they're surrounded by folks that have
nefarious ideas or in honest, or, you know, they're they're
working against while pretending to be with, it's really, it's
really hard to imagine us getting anything accomplished.
Now, in all fairness, Ed Martin continues to say the right
things. He's saying things in the right
way. I have, I don't say hope in man,
but I I believe that he's not lying.
I'm just watching him. His body language is genuine.
His articulation seems like he's not straining.
He's not trying to like work against his own Physiology here.
So maybe, just maybe he's just got some people that we don't
like. I don't like I think are bad
actors. He's out there trying to get
weaponization under control, particularly because he
understands that there are three prongs.
This is a longer clip. This is from the Alex Marlowe
show, which I'm not familiar with, but I found it 1.
The best part of it is the absolutely disgusting office
that he works out of in Washington, DC.
It's exactly what I imagine every government bureaucrat
working in. It's crappy mismatch furniture.
It's lousy ceiling tiles that probably have like black mold
somewhere where there's a leaky faucet or a leaky fire
sprinkler, and the kind of like mediocre looking doors from the
70s. This is a perfect clip of what
it looks like to work in government.
It is not prestigious, and it does sound like Ed Martin is
saying the right things. As long as he does those right
things, we're going to be in great shape.
I just get a little bit nervous when I see silly pictures like
this and people celebrating it. All right, here's the clip of Ed
Martin saying what we hope will happen, including for some J
Sixers and some whistleblowers. When Donald Trump was elected
his first day, he had a an executive order saying get
weaponization out of government. When Attorney General Bondi was
confirmed, she put a memorandum out on day one saying I'm
starting a weaponization working group.
I want you to look at Fannie Willis and Jack Smith and Alvin
Bragg. I want you to look at targeting
school board, parents, Catholics.
I want you to look at the whistleblowers who were targeted
Long list, actually about 8 categories.
And then beyond that, we started meeting right away.
I was a member of it. And beyond that actually was
other aspects of things like I've worked with Bobby Kennedy
on COVID. Did they weaponize?
How did they weaponize the, the COVID stuff against the
citizens? And, and so there's categories
all across government getting to the bottom of and three steps,
Alex. One is tell the truth.
We deserve the truth. We need to know what happened,
who did it and why. If you have to name and shame,
we're going to name and shame. Some of these people don't have
shame, but we're going to name and shame them #2 is where
possible, hold them accountable criminally.
If they lose their jobs, you know, take away their, the, the
grants to their universities, whatever it is, make sure that
we have accountability. So tell the truth, hold them
accountable. And the third thing, Alex, which
this did, this made Tillis a little nervous.
He's like, you're for reparations.
I said, I'm not for reparations. I am for restitution.
He goes on and explains a little bit further, and I think he's
exactly right. There has to be some recompense
for people that spent time in prison that didn't belong there,
that couldn't have access to exculpatory information for
whistleblowers like my friend Garrett Boyle, who's coming up
on 1000 days without a paycheck. I look back in my own story and
although we've landed on our feet, and I'm really grateful
for all of you that come here and listen every morning, it's
not awesome like we were just discussing it.
That's why we have multiple lawsuits.
We actually can prove that they violated the law.
We have a a new lawsuit that should file shortly on behalf
like Elon Musk's people actually approached me and said they
wanted to file a lawsuit because our First Amendment was actually
violated. The FBI cited my social media as
grounds for termination after they hadn't paid me in 14 months
and pretended like I somehow still work there when I had gone
out on my own and try to do stuff.
So Ed Martin gets it from what I can tell like that little 2
minutes right there says all the things in the right way and he
has the plan right. You take money away from the
from the grants. You take money away from
students. You take money away from the
different sort of contracts that are being funded.
You have to de weaponize things. That all makes perfect sense.
Last little example of weaponization is something that
is coming out now because Tulsi Gabbard has been declassifying
this stuff and they're covering it over at public with Michael
Shellenberger and Catherine Herridge and so on.
The fact that matter is, is that this is stuff we told you about
from day one here, already knew this and so did you.
If you've been listening to the show for any period of time,
It's not patting ourself on the back to say that very
specifically, they listed those people who decided not to get
COVID vaccine shots as DV ES domestic violent extremists.
This was the motivation that brought me forward.
It's not because like Kyle Seraphin wanted to have a
podcast. That was never on my mind.
I didn't want to go on Fox News. I had no interest in going out
there and telling the story. What I knew was, is the agency
that I worked for was doing things against the American
people's interest and what I believe was in violation of the
Constitution. It's very clear that the First
Amendment allows you to do all kinds of things.
And that's going to get into our first segment with, with Dash
and and unfortunately, director Jim Comedy, which I'm going to
have to play you. They've made me agree with Jim
Comedy, who I think is a snake. Like I said, he's a giant middle
finger to the American people. But what you have here in in
this document is saying that if you say things that are not
liked, including about COVID, then you were potentially a DVEA
domestic violent extremist. Ed Martin was talking about
those things. Those DV ES were people who
spoke out against masking mandates, against transgender
ideology at at school boards where you're allowed to do that
sort of thing. The whole idea is parents are
supposed to have some sort of say in how their kids are
educated. He also talked about Catholics,
radical traditional Catholics, which I exposed you like.
If you listen to what he said, all of the things that he listed
as his like top of mind examples of weaponization, they were
exposed by this one guy here. Now Gerardo Boyle was involved
in that as well. Steve friend called attention to
J6 stuff. Marcus Allen did things like
say, hey, we should be fair and look at the look at the facts.
But the fact the matter is, is the suspendables as a unit,
which are all people that used to work at the FBI came forward
in good faith. We're not doing it for political
reasons and saying, oh, the Biden administration is really
mean. We want Trump.
What we said was is the FBI is violating your constitutional
liberties and the intelligence community as a whole apparently
was involved in that. Tulsi Gabbard put this thing
out. I will throw these slides up
over on on kyleseraphin.com. They're declassified and
released as of April 28th. So this is not breaking news.
This is a month old, but it is stuff that's re hitting the
circuit and what I found out. Also for the those of you who
followed the show since the beginning, Aaron Stevenson, who
was a whistleblower that brought things out to James O'Keefe.
Not a big fan, but he did the right thing.
Aaron is great, James is not. They immediately ignored Aaron's
story, by the way. And and Aaron's the one of the
only people that I met through the Project Veritas stuff that I
still keep in touch with because he just does it for the right
reasons. He said he actually brought this
stuff forward when it happened. This is from 13 December 2021.
Interestingly enough, that's two days after the FBI denied my
religious accommodation request to not wear a mask and not do a
test every single 72 hours because I thought that that was
like Nazi level discrimination. Interesting, right?
Like all these things end up going back to COVID.
OK, I told you I don't want you to make me agree with Jim
Comedy, but unfortunately, people are going to do that.
So here we go. This is the clip.
This is going to be referenced in several other clips.
Dan Ball Gina went on Fox and Friends this morning.
So I grabbed a little quick, pretty relevant clip from this
as well. Here's the former director of
the FBI, the man who handed my credentials to me and stood 7
feet tall over my family. All right.
And he's saying things that are actually true.
I'm actually agreeing with what he has to say.
First of all, it must be a very difficult transition from
podcast host to deputy director of the FBI when you've never
worked in the FBI. He also says, I don't know what
the FBI's responsibility is in investigating things.
And those are all true. I ran this by all the
suspendables. None of us have any love for Jim
comedy. None.
We have no love for this man, and he's not wrong.
So we're going to cut fare which you.
I hate that people are making me do this.
This is him on CNN with Wolf Blitzer.
Something supported by a lot of conservatives out there.
What do you make of this? It's a.
Little confusing to me, honestly.
I'm sure it's a huge adjustment to go from being a podcaster to
being the deputy director of the FBI, but I don't understand this
tweet. First of all, I assume that the
investigation of the pipe bomb that was found on January 6th
was never closed. The FBI never closes such a
thing, so I guess it means they're going to focus on it
more. And as to the other things I I
thought the Supreme Court Marshall had investigated the
the leak of the of the opinion, the draft opinion.
I don't know what the FB is role.
Is there cocaine at the White House?
I thought the Secret Service investigated that.
So I I don't follow it and understand it.
I also don't understand who the audience is for this tweet.
The FBI often calls for public assistance or in matters of
great public concern will announce an investigation to
reassure the public. This seems much more narrowly
targeted, maybe to a former podcast audience.
He's not wrong, by the way. And the crazy thing, and the
saddest thing is, is that my friends inside the Bureau are
reaching out to me and telling me things like we're being run
by social media right now. Social media opinion is
directing what Dan and Cash do. If you guys don't think so, if
you're not on X, you're missing out on watching them respond to
sort of like the right wing Twitter mob in what they have to
say. I'm not kidding.
And you can tell that they are totally obsessed with what that
messaging looks like by what Dan has to say.
If you're the deputy director of the FBI, do you really need to
sit there? This is not a podcast moment.
You don't need to sit there and talk about the former guy, Jim.
Comedy should be irrelevant to you.
You should be doing your mission set.
And by the way, deputy directors have never gone on Fox News
ever. So we're dealing with a media
focus, whether you like it or not, whether you think it's
great or not. We're dealing with a media
focused FBI that has never existed in the same way you've
never seen Paula Bate go out there and spend time.
You never saw Bowditch, David Bowditch on on media.
He didn't go out and do interviews with people.
That's not what the deputy does. The deputy goes out there and
runs the FBI. Apparently we've got Dan Bongino
taking time way to go to fox and friends and this is and he
doesn't say anything by the way. He didn't drop any information
on you. He just sort of makes some like
loose allegations and says the things that you'd expect podcast
Dan to say, but kind of in like a like a gentle way.
Here we go. I got to tell you, of all the
things that have surprised me in the close to now three months
I've been here, is the depravity of Jim Comedy.
This man is a disgrace to the badge, the FBI and the country
what he's doing right now. But one going out to me and
taking shots at Cash Cash isn't belong.
Cash was the chief of staff at the department of cash is a is a
is a is a patriot. Cash has served in numerous high
level roles, taking personal shots while you're on the beach,
implying a a threat towards the president and blaming your wife
about it. And let me just add about James
Comedy, you know, St. Comedy, who walks around there
moralizing to everyone how wonderful of a human being he
is. What you said is absolutely
accurate. We have wasted countless man
hours now running out tips to our tip line about people
putting 8647 because of Jim Comedy because.
Nobody should be investigating that at all.
It's not a threat, people. It's constitutionally protected.
We did an entire show on it. A lot of you guys disagree with
that. By the way.
It doesn't really matter if you agree with it because the
Supreme Court already did that. And by the way, that's secret
services job. If there is a threat to the
president, which there isn't, and people putting something out
there, do you want like Jack, what's his name?
Jack Pasobiak investigated because he did the same thing
about Biden. No, that's not a threat.
Is Jim Comedy a scumbag for saying those things?
Yes. Is he looking to sell books?
Is he getting credibility where he needs to?
Yes. Is he getting those effeminate
guys that we showed you at the beginning like this guy?
Is this guy going to go by Jim Comedy's book?
Probably. Whoever that guy is, I'm sorry
for that guy. Maybe he's a really nice man,
but I don't know who he is. The fact is is they're just
belaboring these things because where where's the real answers?
None. What you just heard there is he
he tried to pump up cash Patel and he said that we're wasting a
bunch of time on something that is not a priority.
That's not what any of you voted for.
Nobody said go and bother, Jim Comedy and people who post
pictures of shells. That's not what we wanted and
they spent significant amounts of times in both of these
interviews covering down on that on a 15 minute hit.
If you spend 2 to 3 minutes on this, you are trying to distract
us. These guys are getting to be
like a mediocre masters of a laser pointer.
What should really be done? Correction of the agency, a
fixing of the problem? How about actually prosecutions
of bad people? How about laying off or or
suspending the clearance like they've done to Garrido Boyle of
the people that shouldn't be there?
No, we just found out that Spencer Evans, who removed me,
has been promoted to headquarters.
He's going to go to where he can do the most damage.
We think it's going to be at the security division.
He's going to go and do more damage and handle the background
investigations of and and the internal investigations of
people in the FBI, the so-called FBI Stasi.
Are you kidding me? And you promoted Steve Jensen.
Here's Cash Patel saying the same thing.
We worked and we pulled agents off real cases to investigate.
Jim, comedy copycats. You must be out of your flipping
minds if you think this sells. And I don't know who it's
selling to because if you think that people who post pictures of
shells, if that distracts you from going after child sex
traffickers, you might be the problem.
And I'm going to show you that I still think that they are
because they're not getting it done.
James Comedy. If he wants to come after me, no
problem. I've been living rent free in
that guy's head for years and that's just a bonus.
Do you know how many copycats we've had to investigate as a
result of that beachside venture from the former director?
Is that right? Do you know how many agents I've
had to take offline from chasing down child sex predators,
fentanyl traffickers, terrorists?
Because everywhere across this country, people are popping up
on social media and think that a threat to the life of the
president of the United States is a joke and they can do it
because he did it. That's what I'm having to deal
with every single day. And that's what I'm having to
pull my agents and analysts off because he thought it was funny
to go out there, make a political statement.
The 80s. You just said it was a political
statement because it was a political statement, Cash.
You're just undermining the reason you don't get to
investigate people for political statements.
That's the whole point of why Ed Martin is supposed to be doing
what he's doing. People can hold up a severed
head of Donald Trump and it is in terrible taste.
And I hope they never get a job again because they've destroyed
their rant, their brand, their reputation, like Kathy Griffin
did. You can go out and say stupid
things about when was the last time an actor took out a
president like Johnny Depp did, and you hope that those people
don't get work and people don't go see the movies because nobody
cares what Johnny Depp thinks about politics.
But they're allowed to have an opinion in America.
In fact, the ugliest and nastiest opinions are supposed
to be allowed in this country. We're supposed to be able to
debate them. You're allowed to be a white
supremacist, folks. You can be an A hole and not
have the FBI crawl up your butt and come knock on your door.
And the Supreme Court agreed 1969, the Watts decision.
Go read it. Watts, BUAUSA, that's number
one. And the other one is the
Counterman V Colorado. The threats have to be
persistent and regular and actually have a possibility of
being carried out. Give me a break.
How about the Epstein files? How about that?
That's something we all agreed on.
Everyone thought that people should get the Epstein files.
They're on my desk. The Epstein files are on my
desk. So sayeth, Pam Bondi.
We found truckloads of them. So say at Cash Patel, people are
going to see it. You ready?
Here's the Epstein situation. There are the Epstein thing.
You dealt with Maria, you said. As far as you know, he killed
himself. I'm telling you, he killed
himself. The other thing on the Internet
is the Epstein files. What's the answer to that?
The answer to that is the same as everything else.
I'm not going to withhold information from the American
public ever, but I'm also not going to rush to get it out
there in a format in which they can't rely on it.
So on the Epstein matter, any other matters, we are diligently
working on that. And it takes time to go through
years of investigations, years of political maneuvering and
years of cover up to get the American people what they
deserve. And that's what I'm going to
give them on everything. Yeah, yeah.
He's like, oh, no, how about we get the real answer?
The real answer actually comes from Julie Kelly.
We played it to you yesterday. I played it late in the show.
Let's play it again. Here it is.
This is the real answer from the unofficial press secretary of
Cash. And Dan.
I also don't care about the Epstein information.
I don't care about those files. I think it's irrelevant.
And I don't care about those files.
I think it's irrelevant. I think it's irrelevant.
No one is going to be charged. Everyone got away with it.
And I I would much rather dig into January 6th.
Much rather dig. Into you've got to no.
No, says Steve Bannon. Right.
No one's going to be charged. Everyone got away with it.
They're irrelevant. You don't get to decide.
Dan Bongino is talking about boxes of files that they found
in hidden rooms in the Hoover Building.
I can't even believe that this stuff is out there.
Like, I assume that that you put it on a boomer audience to go
out there and hope that people think that the FBI deals in
boxes of files. Are you kidding me?
Like, what would that even be? Files are in the computer.
This is Zoolander stuff. The files are kept in the
computer. That's where you keep your case
files. Now you can hide them from
people and you can make them restricted and you can get
limited access. There's all kinds of things.
Sub Rosa programs, I'm sure. I don't know if the FBI has
them, but they might. I wouldn't be Privy to that.
Why are these guys going out and gaslighting you and telling you
they're just boxes of files we found and people pulled us aside
and said we want to help you out.
Those people who wanted to help Dan and cash out, those were the
snakes. I'm sure of it.
Why would you trust anybody in an agency that you've said is
completely weaponized and was run by Jim Comedy and were hired
by Jim Comedy? The people that are in the
building right now at headquarters have been in the
FBI for, let's say, 10 years on average.
Who was the director in 2015? Oh, oh, it's Jim Comedy.
It's the guy that you just called like this atrocious
person. He hired all these people, dude.
Who's Dan Bongino trying to make some allegations about hidden
files? Do you read the stuff that's
coming out? Does he still?
But does he still have loyalists in the building?
Because when I hear the FBI director saying you guys are
finding boxes that are hidden, OK, How does that happen in the
Bureau? Well, we were there a couple of
weeks and luckily there are a lot of people up there who
grabbed us by the arm the minute we came in and said thank you
for being here. You know, we need to talk.
There are people there who are really horrified at what
happened. And there was a room and we
found stuff, a lot of stuff, a hidden room.
I wouldn't call it hidden, but hidden from us at least and not
mentioned to us. And then we found stuff in
there. And a lot of it's from the
comedy era. And we are working our, our
damnedest right now to declassify.
And just so you know, because I, I get the public, I totally
understand people saying we'll do it.
Now, the, the process is not all the information is ours to
declassify some as other intelligence agencies, it's not
we, we literally can't do it. Once that gets done and that
gets out there and you read some of the stuff we found that by
the way, was not processed through the normal procedure,
digitizing it, putting in FBI records.
We found it in bags hiding under Jim Comedy's FBI.
You're going to be stunned. Like what?
Somebody was what, doing it on a typewriter?
It wasn't in the computer. What are you talking about?
Dude? I don't believe anything you
just said. And someone took you there and
showed you the hidden. What hidden?
But it wasn't told to us. How would you know what was
normal and what was not normal? You just showed up at the FBI a
few days ago. That's the whole point.
You got people that come in and start whispering in your ear.
Why would you trust them? You shouldn't.
I'll show you who's running the FBI.
And it's so freaking obvious this is what's going on.
You wonder who runs the FBI? It's the people who have been at
the FBI who have always been running in the FBI.
I'm going to give you a really clean and easy way to see it.
When you're in trouble and you're not doing a good job and
the American people are looking at you and saying you're
weaponized, you're not doing what we asked for.
You're violating the Constitution.
Your priorities are all misaligned.
You can always go back and say, I don't care how many people are
poisoned at my restaurant, my recruiting numbers for waiters
are up. Recruiting numbers is a is a
long time refuge of the embattled FBI director.
When you're under fire from the outside, you go to recruiting
numbers. Shocker.
The FBI still does have a historical sort of legacy that
it lives behind. And people still do want to make
up to $191,000 a year for one of the better jobs.
I never once hated going into my job.
Even when I got called in at weird hours, I didn't ever hate
it. It was always cool right up
until it wasn't. Here's Chris Ray, you remember
him? He was the guy after comedy
Chris Ray, leaning on the one thing we can always recruit.
I think he's talking to Eli Crane here.
Sir, do you find it interesting how many whistleblowers there
are right now from your organization coming forward and
testifying to Congress about the conduct of the FBI and how they
can no longer, they no longer even want to work for the FBI?
They're willing to risk everything, including their
livelihood, to come and talk to Congress about what they
perceive to be a change in the culture at the FBI.
Certainly I respect the role of whistleblowers in our system.
It's an important part of the way our system of government
works. When it comes to the culture of
the FBI, I'm very proud of our 38,000 people.
I think you will be relieved to know that the number of people
applying to be special agents from the state of Arizona has
gone up over 135%. Over the last five years and and
the. View that you just described, I
don't think matches what I hear from the 55 plus chiefs and
sheriffs and other agency heads in the state of Arizona.
We just love how many people are applying to our jobs.
OK, Chris Ray leaned on it. Did he lean on it other times?
Yeah, of course he did. Here he is in 2019.
This is before he was at first in battle.
He's just out. And how many recruits they get.
They got a lot of recruits. People.
It's so good to know that people want to be in the FBI.
We're back baby 19/20/19. You know that since October, our
special agent recruiting, we have more special agent
applicants since October than we had all of the prior year, which
has a significant uptick in the enthusiasm that people have
about wanting to dedicate their careers and put their lives on
the line working for the FBI. But it's not just agents.
You know, we're recruiting computer scientists, data
analysts, engineers, the youth of America.
We got a thriving economy out there, and we have the highest
number of intern applicants you're not of college that we've
ever had. And our selection rate both for
special agents and for interns is between 5 and 6%, which for
those keeping score is more selective than most Ivy League
schools. When you can say, like, I get up
in the morning to protect the American people and uphold the
Constitution, it keeps people coming back.
And I will stack our workforce up against anybody, anywhere,
any day. Yay.
Slow clap. OK, so when in trouble, go to
recruiting. Recruiting numbers are up.
And I feel so good about it. And that's how we know who tells
people to say this. You think it was Chris Ray's
idea? Or do you think the same people
that are sitting in that building that got hired on by
Jim Comedy or before there by Mueller are still the same
people that are driving this train?
Here's Cash Patel letting you know.
Recruiting is up, folks. This is where an FBI agent or
analyst starts their journey, right?
Absolutely. The 1st grade facilities that we
are trying to dedicated to the men and women who want to join
the FBI need some upgrading as well as the standards that we
need them to meet. The violent crime and all of
that is engineered right here in Quantico, Virginia.
And we're thrilled that you're coming here for a behind the
scenes. So applications to be an FBI
agent back in March, it was about 5600.
The last time the Bureau saw a monthly figures like this, it
was back in April 2016. But you're seeing big numbers.
We're seeing huge numbers, and I think that's in large part to
the administration's response on which way the FBI wants to go.
Last year alone, the average for per month application was about
2525 hundred applicants per month.
The 1st 2 full months of applicants we've had since I've
been in the seat, we're at 5700 applicants a month.
So that shows me there's an excitement for the American
citizen to join the Bureau. Yeah, yeah, Everybody wants to
join the Bureau now because we're back, baby, Right.
That's what that looks like. What happened to total Personnel
warfare? What happened to anybody who
touched these cases? Should be gone.
Why are we taking Spencer Evans out of Las, out of Las Vegas?
And which is, by the way, that's where Cash Patel's home of
record is. Why are we taking the guy who's
the SAC out there and moving him to headquarters, moving him to
Alabama, getting him a paid move?
By the way, everybody makes money on a paid move.
They sell their house at the top of the market.
The government pays. Hold on.
Do you guys know that when you do a paid federal move as a
federal employee, the government pays for your moving company?
They pay to move all your household goods.
They pay the closing cost on your home.
They'll buy your home if nobody else will.
And if you sell your home at the top dollar, the government
actually gives you a bonus close to $10,000 on top of it for them
not having to buy your home. So a government move is almost
always A5 figure bump, sometimes 6 figures if you sell at the
right time in the market to be able to move.
And I know because I took advantage of that one time I
moved to Las Cruces, NM, we sold at the top of the market.
I would have made money either way, but I made more money
because I sold while I was working outside of Washington DC
and we moved to Las Cruces, NM. I spent less money on a new
house, put money back into my pocket that I can invest.
And you know what, God's plan is strange.
It's one of the reasons why we actually had enough passive
income that we were not terrified about having no home
and having no job and going up against the FBI.
But recruiting numbers are up. You know what else is up?
We're going to need a new building.
You know, we'd like to go ahead and get a new building for the
FBI because they deserve it. He said it before he dropped
that nugget. I'm being told that Cash Patel
yesterday was scouting, scouting out locations around the Reagan
Building. So maybe that's the case.
Anyway, here he is dropping that.
They're going to get a new building again.
Who's driving this train, Cash? Or the FBI drives the director
like it always has. So you want to move out of that
building, where would the new headquarters?
Be I can tell you that we are in the process of moving out.
We've just worked out the final logistics of to begin that
process and we are actually in line with keeping the American
taxpayer dollars on mission, shuttering about 6 different
offices the FBI has in the DC area and we're moving to our new
location within the DC area and that process has already
started. Which is where Maryland.
We're staying in Washington, DC, right next to our partners at
the Department of Justice, and we're getting out of the Hoover
Building. I have cargo Nets holding up the
cement structures of the exterior of the Hoover building
because it catches falling cement and prevents it from
hitting someone in the head. I'm not making that up.
Why no one in the past decided to address that standard or lack
of standard and make that building unsafe is beyond me,
but we're addressing. It so when Donald Trump was you
want to move? Out it's unsafe is what we
wanted to tell you. It's an unsafe building.
It's totally unsafe. That's the reason why, because
there's falling debris. They have cargo Nets, by the
way. Those Nets are not big enough to
stop anything. Like a real rock.
I've been up there. I always thought they were there
in case someone decided like throw themselves off or they
tripped and fell over the railing.
It's a really weird structure. Don't get me wrong, it's ugly,
it's brutalist architecture and it's not pretty, but it's
unsafe. Again, we played this for you
before this from the oversight project.
Little mash up of dudes that ran the FBI or maybe the FBI ran
them talking about that unsafe building that they can't be in
that nobody else seems to find unsafe because they show up
every single day. There are thousands of people
that work there and nobody seems to be unsafe. 0 casualties of
FBI employees from being in that building, but it's unsafe.
So what are your colleagues saying about this that you're
going to get out of the Hoover building?
We need a new headquarters very, very badly.
New headquarters proposal that we have.
This FBI is leaving the Hoover Building.
Force gave up a big nugget. We want.
For about about a decade now, the FBI has been working on
plans to move various functions and headcount to out of the
National Capital Region. If our people are going to be
safe. Because this building is unsafe.
Be effective and if we're going to be good stewards of the
taxpayers money. And being good stewards of the
taxpayer dollars. We got to get them all in a
modern, safe, efficient FBI headquarters.
We're going to give you a building that's commensurate
with that, and that's not this place.
And so there is a big sum asked for in our budget to support
that. We're always going to fight for
our personnel and for as much money as we can get.
Force gave up a big nugget we want.
It's that big nugget. They love the nugget.
I'm just saying, man, you don't say the same words unless
someone's putting those words in your mouth.
They didn't come up with this stuff.
Cash didn't walk in there. He said he wanted to open up a
Deep state big museum. I get that.
He probably wasn't going to open up a deep state museum.
Most of us knew that he wasn't going to shut the building down
day one. It was the ethos that goes into
it, which is that this is a tear down project.
And so the analysis that needed to always be done and should
have always been done, it's so simple.
The question is this, I walk into the house, I look around,
does this house have good bones or is there so much structural
decay that it needs to be razzed and rebuilt from the ground up?
That's the question. Are there, are there 90% of the
employees in good standing and doing fine things or does the
entire FBI Agents Association go out and hire Norm Eisen and Mark
Zaid to defend them? People that were involved in the
Trump impeachment and have been dealing with like leftist
whistleblower, we'll put them in whistleblowers.
Have they been out there defending these guys for years
in a way that makes you question whether or not this thing is a
total left wing hack job? And that it's been completely
institutionally captured by guys like Jim Comedy who used to run
it, who put their people in place.
And those people are still chirping in the ear and grabbing
the shoulder of Dan Bongino when he walks in.
Thank God you're here. We got to show you some things.
We need to tell you what's really going on here, by the
way. We're all the good guys.
You know who the bad guys are? The whistleblowers, the guys who
actually brought things forward and actually paid a cost for it.
I got a real problem with an FBI director that goes out and lies
in front of Congress. You heard some stuff.
If you guys listen to that interview last night, If you
didn't, I'll just let you know. He went out and said that you
have to be transparent with the American people, but you have to
be transparent with Congress. You have to bring them
information when Congress asked for it, which was something
Chris Wray was really good at at at hiding.
This is Cash Patel being asked by Dick Durbin and he
subsequently been accused of perjury because.
He claims two things, 1. He said he had nothing to do
with and I didn't know this at the time because this would have
really bothered me when I found out.
He said he had nothing to do with getting FBI employees
fired. We have a specific timeline that
goes into January and February of this year where he stated
definitively to me and other guys, guys you may have seen on
this program that he had people fired in the FBI before he
worked there. Why he said he didn't, I don't
know. He also said he didn't know
someone named Stu Peters. I've never been on Stu's show.
I was invited a while ago. He always seemed kind of like a
bad actor to me. I don't know enough about it,
but some of his stuff out there seems like blatantly
anti-Semitic and not like in a constructive way.
Here he is being asked about do you know anything about Stu
Peters? And apparently he was on his
podcast 8 times. I've been on podcasts where I
don't remember people. I've never been on a show 8
times and not remember them. Here he is Underoath Dick
Durbin. You familiar with the Stu
Peters? Does that name ring a bell?
I'm sorry, what? Are you familiar with Mr. Stu
Peters? Not off the top of my head.
He made 8. Separate appearances on his
podcast. He promoted outrageous
conspiracy theories and worked with a prominent neo Nazi.
OK, maybe we asked Stu Peters what he thinks about that.
Did Stu Peters think that Cash knew him and that they knew each
other and that they had their personal phone numbers and that
they interchanged messages? Oops.
Clearly Cash Patel's lying. Yeah, he, he, he absolutely does
know who I am. And he's very familiar on a lot
of different levels. And I'm not going to get into
that right now because this guy is going through on a Senate
confirmation hearing. So I'm not going to get into too
many personal specifics at this point.
But that's just that's flagrantly false.
What what he said there. And I don't want to hear this
6,000,000 D chest stuff about how Cash Patel just has to get
through this part of it. And then he just has to get in
there and infiltrate so that he can root out all of the rats and
the Jews and, you know, the globalists.
No, that that's not what's happening here, OK?
He's doing what his people do, it's just inherently in them to
lie and be deceitful. Stu Peters, by the way.
And he's lying. But.
He is lying. He didn't say, yeah, I know Stu
Peters. As a matter of fact, I know Stu
Peters well enough that my organization that I founded
called Fight With Cash, which was designed to protect people
against defamation by the media. Real defamation.
Not the ones that Greenblatt is into real defamation.
Like at the hands of the Rolling Stone who made-up a story out of
whole cloth and then attributed a quote.
Just blindly wrote this quote out of mid air, something that I
never ever said before, and then published it with quotation
marks around it and then said Stu Peters said I never said it
and we proved that I never said it.
He said plenty of bad things. And so Fight with Cash came to
the aid of Stu Peters and the Stu Peters Show because of Cash
Patel personally, who personally knew me because of multiple
appearances on this program. And then we exchanged contact
information and we directly text via personal cell phones
constantly and we're on the phone with each other as Fight
with Cash was hiring a team of attorneys to represent Stu
Peters and the Stu Peters Network against the Rolling
Stone. OK, that's definitive to me.
I guarantee you that man can prove that he actually had
access to cash, and cash went out and said he didn't.
Now listen, here's the deal. This is how FBI people are
advised. It's like, I don't remember him,
not off the top of my head. Is that a lie?
Yeah, it's a lie to honest people.
You cannot go out and start your confirmation hearing with
freaking lies and then run the FBI where you can be fired as an
FBI employee for a thing called lack of candor.
They charged me with lack of candor Underoath for a joke that
I made to my boss. I didn't have any oath.
He asked me something and I and I like winked at him and told
and it was obviously a joke. He was like, hey, did someone
give you permission to put that RMR on the top of your handgun?
And I go, oh, I'm part of a pilot program.
And he was like, oh, really? A pirate program?
And I'm like, yeah, like don't ask any more questions.
I want an RMR on my gun. By the way, everybody was
allowed to get an RMR after that, and I got it done by the
same company that the the FBI was paying.
I just did it on my own dollar because I wanted it.
And who gives a shit? What can I carry for the FBI?
That's always the dumbest thing about it.
But if you want to hit me up for like carrying a gun that had an
optic that was approved by the FBI but wasn't approved for Kyle
Seraphin, knock yourself out. But to claim that I was lying
about something, you can get fired for that.
And you went in and he went in front of the Senate and did
that. Now, I'm no fan of Stu Peters.
Like I like I said, I I don't know the difference between him
and Pete Santilli. And I've always made the joke
that I don't know. But I don't want to go on either
one of their shows and I've been invited on both multiple times.
But like, I believe him because he has no reason to lie about
that. I'm confident that that is
accurate. The thing he just said and what
you got is the director of the FBI lying underoath multiple
times. He did it again later and we put
a whistleblower disclosure saying, hey, if you guys want to
prove this, like not only do we know that people that that cash
allowed to stick around from New York were involved in that quote
UN quote whistleblower movement, which it is, it's a violation of
rule, policy or law. So they are covered.
Just turns out they tossed him out.
That guy's name was James Dennehy.
He's the dude from the bagpipe video that you guys saw getting
kicked out of New York. Isn't that interesting?
You can't start your job on a lie and then press forward and
think it's going to be OK, not at the FBI if you're going to
try to de weaponize it the way that you heard Ed Martin talk
about. All right, that's the breakdown.
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If we can get it out and produce in time and it'll be a
contrasting point of view on what I'm saying because I'm not
afraid to have somebody push back on this and I and I
appreciate it. Somebody who knows cash and says
he's a a friend of him. So I'm looking forward to doing
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