Are you familiar with FBI Special Agents Kyle Serafin?
I'm familiar with the name. Is that yes?
I'm familiar with the name, familiar with the name, familiar
with the name. Let's bring in Kyle Serafin.
He's the. FBI whistleblower who helped
expose. Government censorship of our
First Amendment rights. Now we only have this memo.
Because a recently suspended FBI agent called Kyle Serafin
brought it to the public, and we're grateful that he did.
Kyle, thank you so much for joining us tonight.
He's the host. Of something that strangely is
called the Kyle Serafish. Kyle Serafi.
I can't thank you enough for speaking out.
I knew you guys were out there and I knew it was just a matter
of time. But you got a lot of guts put in
your face and your name to this. You're doing a service on behalf
of the American people. And from the bottom of my
cracked and broken heart, sometimes, thank you very much.
Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower and
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Hello my friends, welcome to the
Kyle Seraphin show. Today is Friday, it is November
the 8th, and that means that it's my father's birthday.
So happy birthday Charlie, happy birthday to a wonderful person
hanging out with at least one of my brothers right now.
Pretty cool to hear. Just saying 75 years.
Awesome stuff. I know that when I was a kid, my
dad used to tell me that his life aspiration was to be a
father and to grow up long enough to see his kids grow up.
And he did that. He had a kind of a rough
childhood growing up without a father.
So anyway, happy birthday, dad. I love you and 75 years awesome.
It's an awesome milestone. Look forward to seeing you very
soon, folks. We're going to have an
interesting show today. We're going to have Steve
friend, the real Steve friend. Sometimes there's a fake Steve
friend. You may see him on some
television programs. He doesn't get to be the real
Steve friend. We lure him out here into the
open every single Friday and I think you guys will appreciate
that. We're going to get deep in the
weeds on some weird things. It's a strange week because
despite the fact that I think there's a lot of celebrations,
there's obviously a lot of meltdowns going on in the left.
I've got some of those for you because we need to bathe in the
tears just a little bit. I do think we're in the eye of
the storm and some weird stuff is coming our way and some of
it's going to be coming from inside the tent.
I, I remember something that Dan Bongino said probably about me,
that they were snakes in the tent and people needed to watch
out. He also said that about my
former supervisor when he was being an A hole to me.
So he does use that quite a bit. But interestingly enough, there
are snakes. There are people that don't have
the same interest that you and I do.
And I just think people need to be aware that you voted for one
thing. You're going to get something
that's not quite all of that. I hope that the biggest things
are there, most particularly I care about is pardons for the
most important J Sixers. And if that means a blanket
pardon for everybody and they let out some of the scumbags,
I'm actually OK with that. When the government screws up
the process, that is their job. Let's get let's get a sponsor
read here for the folks that let the program go on.
Look, I've actually got one of their kids sitting right here in
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Friend, where's my man at? What are you doing bud?
I'm doing all right, man. I kind of feel like after this
week of the paralysis that we had, at least in my house on
Tuesday, where I, my wife was trying to plan out a weekend and
I could not tell her what I could do beyond Tuesday night.
I feel like a little, the weight's removed.
It's almost like you have the body armor on and the heavy
backpack and you're able to drop the backpack.
You still have a little bit on you, but there is a sense of
relief. I'm, I'm anxiously waiting today
where I can drop total kit. Maybe, just maybe, that would
happen, but we seem to not be able to have nice things per
some personnel decisions that were already made.
Right, Yeah. You want to talk a little bit
about your, your thoughts? We've only seen one decision so
far, folks. Here's here, let me let me
temper this with a, with as usual, we'll kind of like have,
we'll play on both sides of this a bit.
They, they named Susie Wiles as the chief of staff.
She's the first female chief of staff, which I could not care
less about. I'm assuming you don't either,
but here she is. I'm going to throw her up on the
screen here. This is the this is the reason
why we say you can't always have nice things while we we do a
little bit of pause. So Susie Wiles, she's a seasons
communication, political, government relations
professional. She's spent a lot of time at a
lobbying firm. That lobbying firm is called
Ballard Partners and it is Florida's largest governmental
affairs firm, which is to say she was a lobbyist at least
since 2011. She's involved in the Trump
campaign and the Save America pack and some other stuff like
that. He had her on the stage the
other day. She was very complimentary and
she did like to stay in the background, which makes sense.
Lobbyists don't want their faces out there.
But what are some of the concerns we have here, Steve?
Well, just the connections to other people like Betty Crocker,
Esquire esque people who do not have the, let's say the MAGA
interests at mine or the the Maha interests at mine.
Are we, are we making America healthy again or not?
Seem to be contrary to that what that does?
So let me let me flesh that out just a little bit further.
So, so I'm going to show this on the screen again, this is again,
this is straight from her own LinkedIn folks.
I'm not just doing any kind of like ugly digging here.
This doesn't this is publicly available information.
She was the managing partner of Ballard at least until 2022, but
it says she currently wears that.
So I don't know if she's just not updated her LinkedIn, it's
possible Linkedin's not that important to me.
The other interesting thing though, is that Ballard Partners
announced in 2016, quite a while ago actually, as Donald Trump
was just in the process of taking into the White House,
right? So this is after the election,
but before he was inaugurated. Ballard Partners announced a
strategic alliance with the chicago-based all Circa
political consulting firm, the biggest Democrat lobbying firm
in the state of Illinois and certainly the highest paid in
the city of Chicago, which is in fact owned by the president and
owner John J Kelly Junior, none other than the husband of Julie
Kelly. I guess that makes this, the
administration already bipartisan in some ways, like
that they have that sort of a breach across the aisle
capability. What?
Do you think it's a way to look at it optimistically?
And look, there's if you're in politics, I think there's
probably going to be cross politician that goes on there
and anybody who's trying to like draw the org chart connections
and and make the the perfect pieces of the puzzle fit
together. You can kind of make yourself
nuts. I'm, I'm tending to give a
little bit of latitude because I think that Susie Wiles did went
really well on the campaign. And maybe that's why Donald
Trump is looking at that as the all the bona fides that she
needed in order to to fill that role.
At least she's not Reince Priebus coming in as the first
chief of staff, or John Kelly after that.
And I guess that's the thing. We brought it up on the call in
show last night when we were talking to some of our
subscribers. But I think there's something to
be said for Donald Trump fires a lot of people and he doesn't let
him sit around very long. So, well, I guess, I guess we'll
see you. Remember when he hired Priebus?
It was almost like, hey, I'm trying to get the big remember.
He. Was in this is me reaching out
to the establishment GOP. This is going to be a big giant
big 10 at least with this hiring decision.
It's almost as if he's saying like loyalty to me and she ran
my campaign. So I'm going to put the my faith
in that component. Yeah, I don't hate that.
I just don't much care to have lobbyists in there.
And again, it's that that org chart of of crossing a bunch of
streams. I guess the more interesting
news is that the things is we want action.
And I don't really care who does it.
The actions I want is I want some justice for some of those
that are that are J Sixers, particularly the ones that we
love. But honestly, if it even helps,
like snake laying and some of the others out there that are
still scum, like if you're a scumbag, you're going to end up
back in in trouble again. That's kind of my estate and and
the government is clearly demonstrated malfeasance in
this. You want to this goes back to
your whistle blower activities actually and sort of your your
call outs of how they failed to do the job.
I had some, I saw somebody in the FBI the other day, a retired
FBI agent, of course, but was saying that your whistle blower
activity was just a disagreement with policy.
And yet that's what being a whistle blower is.
You say that some policy, like a violation of policy, is in fact
a whistle blower disclosure. I'm going to talk about your
your disclosure just a little. Bit so my my disclosures
happened in August of 2022 and it was basically twofold.
Number one was the departure from the procedures of the
policies that are listed out in the domestic investigations
operations guys with the January 6 cases, because of the way that
those cases are being run is a departure from the way you
typically run the cases. They instead of opening up one
case in, in Washington DC, they opened a separate case for every
single person and that juked the stats.
But all I had to say of all the, the politics surrounding that
one element of my whistleblowing, my concern was
you've departed from the policy and you haven't documented or
given a reason as to why you have to turn that over if you're
going to bring a prosecution forward.
That's the process that we follow.
I have to document if I use the wrong color evidence tape, I
have to justify that you're not doing that and they were not
following the process. They're not interested in the
process. They're interested in the
outcomes. The second one was again a
disagreement on use of FBI resources, and that was we had a
subject January 6th. He had been interviewed 18
months earlier. He said what he did that day, he
had no criminal history. He said, I'll cooperate with
you, whatever you want to do. And we waited.
And because of the 1st element where we weren't in charge of
our own cases, because Washington was still running our
cases, we waited for a year and a half.
And then they said, go forth and arrest him.
And my executive management in the Jacksonville field office
decided that the SWAT team was the appropriate way to bring him
into custody. And I said, that is an
unnecessary risk to him and to us.
He has no expectation that you're going to arrive in force.
And he's already pledged to be cooperative.
There's many other ways we can bring him into custody,
rightfully so with the legally and lawfully signed arrest
warrant. Why are you using the hammer?
And they said that I, I was a spectator.
I, I wasn't in the game like they were.
I was just on the, on the sidelines making comments.
But, you know, I arrested more people than just about everyone
combined in the Jacksonville field office.
That's the big thing. You had more experience putting
people behind bars, probably between local law enforcement,
but definitely even in your FBI time because arrests are not an
everyday occurrence unless you end up working on an Indian
Reservation, which is a this many people.
Let me also add that when you choose the tool and you choose
your tactics, you also often times choose the outcome of the
way that somebody is going to react to it, which is the thing
that we generally see you and I agree on this 100%.
I know Garrett does as well, despite the fact that you're on
FBI SWAT, FBI SWAT is where is the most likely way for someone
to get shot there. It's actually statistically
documented that it's the most likely place for an an agent to
be involved in a shooting either as the receiver or as the the
offensive shooter. Like that's that's bar none.
And by the way, the second verse version is on surveillance on on
on SOG where I was working. And you want to talk about the
nonsensical nature at which at which the FBI even approaches
deploying SWAT, where we have to send them at 6:00 in the
morning? Because that's the thing we
always do without any sort of assessment.
And then always struck me as being setting us up for a bad
failure, right? Because we would drive a long
distance to some sort of SWAT operation.
We would be sleeping in a hotel where you don't get the best
sleep. You would eat out the night
before at a restaurant where you know might not not getting the
normal nutrients or you're more likely to have like an upset
stomach or something like that. And then we would get up at 3:00
or 4:00 in the morning out of routine, out of our normal.
And that's the most likely event that you're going to be in a
shooting. And to be.
Fair. You're going to set us up for
that. All this is stacked against you.
Yeah, the, the UPS, I guess the upside to it is that there's a
lot of experience of like people if they're trained properly,
which of course SWAT only trains for the FBI, they only trained
once a week. Four days a week, four days a
month, four days a month. What we also saw is that, like,
I remember doing this in military training where I
actually got, I went to one of the most unpleasant trainings
I've ever done in my life. And then I decided to engage in
it while I was ridiculously hungover, which is a choice, but
it's not a good choice for most people.
And I remember like getting ready to puke in my mouth.
And I have this Lieutenant in the Coast Guard is looking over
at me and she goes, she was a helicopter pilot.
And she's like, are you OK? And I was like, I think this
might be the worst I've ever felt in my entire life.
Like it was the worst hangover that I've ever had.
I have no idea why we decided to be out so late, but we were in
Spokane, WA and at the end of it all I did fine.
And she was like, why did you do that?
I go, hey, train how you fight the odds of you getting into a
helicopter crash because this was a survival like water egress
course where they put you in what's called the dunker.
It's a fake helicopter on a crane that falls in the water,
rolls over, it swamps you. You have like blacked out
goggles on so you can't see anything.
You're on a breath hold trying to get yourself out of this like
huge piece of metal that's underwater in a big pool.
So it's semi controlled, but it's pretty.
It's pretty wild, Yeah. And I was like, look, the odds
are I'm never going to be in a helicopter crash.
When I got 12 hours of sleep the night before that, I got a
massage. A chiropractor came in and
adjusted my back and I'm feeling awesome.
And I'm like this is so. Train like you fight, I'm in.
Train like. You fight, most likely I will.
Like if we're doing a helicopter crash, like we're probably in
bad shape and probably bad things that just happened
anyway. So I actually thought that was a
pretty good little move. But yeah, there, if you can
control the environment, that's foolish.
It's ridiculous. Like, there, you'd never do
this. So the interesting kind of thing
is, is that there's been some talk on the political left.
A lot of us are really cagey right now because it feels like
it went too easily. Do you have that sense as well?
Yes, look, I my my one sense of relief that I felt and I was
almost thinking back two years ago, I made the comment I told
Glenn Beck, I said, you know, I was waiting for to have the
Captain America end game moment where you hear on your left and
basically you and Garrett and a couple others were that's it,
right? There wasn't a lot of us.
And then I felt like Tuesday night, it wasn't the FBI agents,
it was a 70 + 1,000,000 Americans said on your left.
I very much agree with that. I don't know that that projects
its way up to the top as we're saying like we're, we're going
to, we're going to keep an eye on this thing.
But it is very interesting. I also didn't see the
materialization of the, of the Op 4.
I didn't see the opponents pop up in the way that we would
expect to them. They haven't gotten wild yet.
And we've heard a lot of calls. I, I'm not even going to play
them because I just don't care. But we covered a little bit
yesterday, Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, everyone's
talking about a peaceful transition to power and they
keep saying it in a way that makes me think that they don't
want to do that. So that's really interesting.
We've got like a lot of ground between now and January the 20th
and an awful lot of things could happen, you know, in 100 days.
Insanity could ensue. So I just want to be cautious.
And I find it very telling that you've got reporters now asking
this question. We're going to listen to this
one real quick. I'll get your response in a
second. They're asking Donald Trump
about his people and, and saying, hey, can you talk to
your folks? But why would that be necessary?
I don't have to tell them that. I don't have to tell.
I don't have to tell them that that there'll be no violence.
Of course there'll be no violence.
My supporters are not violent people.
I don't have to tell them that. And they, I certainly don't want
any violence, but I certainly don't have to tell.
These are great people. These are people that believe in
no violence. Unlike your question, you
believe in violence. What do you think this is the
exact same thing with the Proud Boys all over again?
Well, I know in the past you've disavowed violence, but do you
now? At this moment, yes, I disavow.
Well, how about now? At this point, it's going to be
the exact same thing over and over again.
Can we just get the message across that he should not even
address these people? They do not deserve it.
The media is dead, it's over. You will never get their
approval. Just.
Move on. What are you talking about?
Get out of here. Like you should just dismiss
them like they're fooled, like they're dumb children that are
not your children. That's the best.
So like you can, you have to be cautious and and you have to be
respectful when you speak to your own children, because you
can actually do some real damage, but not other people's
children that come up and say dumb things.
I have dumb I you know, I'm you, you deal with kids like out in
the world, like you're at a playground and some kid runs up
to you and it's like, you know, my dad is, is a firefighter and
he can fly. And you're like,
congratulations. And then he comes up and he's
like, you know, your child is stupid and you're like, you just
push him. Off I had one at the top water
game last week. I was just like, hey, I just
hey, we're not friends. You should go back to your mom
right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't talk to me like we're friends.
And I think Donald Trump needs to be doing that too.
It's like who? Who told you you could talk, go
go back to where you came from? This is not going to be.
And the reason why is because they're still nuts.
Actually, let me throw this on the screen.
This is from CNN right now. Trump as Trump grasp
unprecedented power like we're doing more, we're doing more of
this nonsense. The immunity rooming, the
immunity ruling looms at large. That was their opening story.
They actually changed it. The opening story.
Now that they they had to update halfway.
They must have either got bad reviews or it didn't get the
clicks they wanted. Maybe if you were like, dude,
get out of here. Unprecedented power that
currently Joe Biden has. Unprecedented power that he's
sitting on and nobody knows what to because it's just still it's
like there's still a lot of people you got to talk into it.
It says that Trump promises to remake the government which
would change society. We're sort of down with that
I've actually got some evidence of how well that could go for us
if if the left response even like lunatics.
But let me play you some view clips because those are super
fun. Those are some of the weirdest,
stupidest ladies, people that shouldn't get the time of day
and they're wondering why women. Would vote a certain way.
And the best is just listen to it.
I can't tell if it's Whoopi or Joy or one of the other kind of
like cackling hens. Gale's misogyny.
It's the first answer that they came up with.
Why women would vote for Donald Trump is misogyny.
Stand by. And and finally, we talk a lot
about these different demographics and these
assumptions of where they're going to go.
Latinos in Texas, a a district that's 97% Latino went 75
percentage points for Donald Trump.
Why misogyny? No, it's on the border.
The border crisis is on their doorstep.
So. So we're begging people to care
about it for years, but we need to take some lessons.
But lessons are not knock, knock.
Who's there? Oh my gosh, it's Whoopi.
Whoopi had like a seizure or something and then she just
realized she was sitting on TV. But misogyny and sexism were the
two first offerings of that one. Please continue this.
Please. I, I, I really, really would
appreciate that. Look, I hate the, the
demographic element of analysis that goes on into the elections,
but it's just part of it. So I accept that for what it is.
This is what I will take away. The Latino vote that went 45%
nationwide for Donald Trump, better than anybody, even better
than George Bush in 2004. That's the new arrivals to the
big tent of the Republican Party.
And the reason they came over was not misogyny.
It was because of the border. Because, you know, people who
vote for president are citizens of the country, regardless of
whether or not the people streaming over the border look
like them. They care about the 50 million
who have invaded the country. And if you do not do, if you do
not follow through, if you punk out on the mass deportations,
they're the first ones that are going to ban you.
Because unlike Kyle and me who have come to the realization of
we're officer and a gentleman and we have nowhere else to go a
lot of times when it comes to a elections and we have to vote
for the Republicans, for the most part, they're the newbies.
They still have the Rose colored glasses and they'll say, Nope,
we're done. So you need to deliver on that.
And it can't just be, oh, well, we're going to nibble around the
edges. And once that first story comes
out from CNN about Abuela, who's getting taken care of by her 18
year old who has to work three jobs to do it.
And do you really want to break up this family?
Yes, yes, we do. If we're going to give you the
option, you can leave in comfort and fly Abuela home, or we're
going to. I'm going to take her to the
southern border and tell her to walk.
And we're not giving her a bottle of water.
That's the options. And I don't care what the media
says because Donald Trump should say get out of here, you stupid
little kid. I'm not even going to talk to
you. That's right.
George Hill actually had a great idea the other day when we were
talking offline and his option was, and I want to encourage it
and anybody that has the ability to get these into the ears of
the people that might listen. There should be an announcement
in the next two days, maybe Monday morning.
We have a comprehensive plan for the mass deportation and we are
offering an amnesty program. Donald Trump press release
amnesty program offered to illegal aliens in the United
States. If you leave before the morning
of January 20th when he is sworn into office, you can leave your
information with the immigration officials and you will not have
any derogatory things assigned to your name.
However, if we find you after the moment of inauguration on
January 20th and you are here illegally, not only will you be
removed from the country unceremoniously, we will also
PNG you and you will no longer be allowed to come back in under
any auspices. That's what would be amazing.
Let himself deport. It's the same thing as giving
your kids the option. We can do it the easy way or the
hard way. When I come back here in 5
minutes, you better be cleaning up your room or when I come back
in I'm going to disassemble your bed and you will now be sleeping
on the floor because apparently you don't like to have nice
things. It's just like you get a choice
in this and the choice is, do you want to get in line like all
of the Latinos that came here legally and all the people that
were born here, or would you like to enjoy the fruits of your
laborers, which is crime. And that's going to pay off in
the way that it's supposed to pay off.
Make a like even California voted to make crime crime again,
you know. It was over 70% voted for that
proposition. People were like, I don't want
shit at CVS locked up. Can I get some Q-tips without
having to ask the woman for the key?
No, you have to go ask the lady behind the plastic.
You're now your two-minute run into the supermarket or the half
ass store. There now just became a 20
minute wait for some person that's overwhelmed and doesn't
want to unlock it and has to unlock every item.
I'm not done with the fun stuff because that's just the way I
have to do it. Let's do what Joy Behar's she
knows better than you. What she knows is, is all these
people voted for Trump because they don't actually believe he's
going to do what he said. The exact opposite of what Steve
French just offered to you. But here they are making these
arguments. There's apparently a podcast
behind the View. There's not just the view,
there's the view after the view. And it's run by what looks like
a lesbian, but I think it's actually a male biological.
My only conclusion is, if you care about democracy, then why
do you believe that? So they don't believe it.
I think that's what I said today, right?
Obviously they don't believe he's going to pull off any of
these things. And a lot of the people that
that cited democracy is an issue and then voted for Donald Trump,
I think believe that the DOJ has been weaponized against him and
he's being Trump brought up on top charges.
They've been. Bamboozled but now that we he
won yes the reality and the truth is going to start to
unroll roll out and then these people will now see what the
truth is We will all see what the truth is did he mean it is
the DOJ going DOJ going to go after him?
We'll see what happens, so pay attention, is all I have to say
to. She's got super advanced
knowledge of just pay attention. I got one more for you while I'm
doing this and then I'm going to play you some stuff.
We're going to have some fun. I promise you.
It's it's Friday, Steve, so hang tight.
Here's Sunny Hostin. She's very, very upset.
She's the one, I think that said sexism in the last clip.
So. Profoundly disturbed.
I think if you look at the New York Times this morning, the
headline was America makes a perilous choice.
I think that in 2016, we didn't know what we would get from a
Trump administration. But we know now, and we know now
that he will have almost unfettered power.
Unfettered power. That Joe Biden currently has and
and look, the people were really concerned about democracy, so
they voted for Donald Trump by the popular vote.
This is the ultimate to me too. I didn't really touch on this,
but you know, I mentioned like the little kid coming up made
the Pop Warner game. I told my kid before he played
in that game, the team that they were playing against had a
reputation for being very mouthy and chippy.
And I said if you guys are leading and they start doing
that, don't react, don't get a penalty.
You have the ultimate, you just. Say.
Scoreboard. It's undefeatable.
You can't say that he hacked the election.
He really didn't win the popular vote.
We need to be a democracy. Well, if you wanted a democracy,
I guess now Joy Behar is going to say that we don't need a
democracy. We need to have elitist and
egalitarian system where people like The View and their watchers
are the ones who are only going to be the ones to select who the
president is because those poor plebes, the masses, they didn't
really believe what Donald Trump said he was going to be.
They should have instead believed what Kamala Harris did,
which was essentially take every single policy that Donald Trump
would out there and then add to the fact that he was literally
Hitler. And then I'll legalize weed for
black people. But outside of that, it was
Donald Trump's policy. Yeah, add this to this.
I didn't. I'm not going to play any clips
from Joe Biden's speech, which was like 7 minutes long, and it
was as doddering as anything. People are like, oh, he looks
great. He looks way better than he ever
did. Like, no, you're just feeling
good. You're just feeling good.
He still was terrible. He went out there and he was
like, I just want to say hello to my granddaughter.
Hell yeah, you're doing. Sorry, daughter.
You're so sweet. He wasn't great.
He walked out with sunglasses on for no particular reason.
He had them when he came out of the house, out of the White
House. He was wearing the aviators
because he thinks they don't see the.
Pupils dilated from all the he. Immediately took them off when
he got up before he got to the microphone.
So, like, you might take him off when you go to speak, but he's
just foolish and weird. But yeah, he does have a little
bit of a pep in his step. And he did kind of have like,
kind of AF you to Kamala, which I thought was great.
He referred to her as Carl Ramrod.
I think he said she has a spine made of a ramrod or something to
that effect. That was funny.
Yeah, he had a little bit of that.
I think he's also unburdened by what happened.
Also, you know, Kamala got zero votes in the primary.
Joe Biden won the primary. Like that's what happened,
whether whether it was rigged or otherwise, Donald Trump won a
primary they didn't get to face off.
I'm sick of the democracy take. For whatever it's worth, we'll
do this one clip and I'm going to and then I'm going to bring
over my buddies at Patriot Cooler.
So get yours ready if you got it.
But CNN is arguing very strongly right now to be the only
rational voice that speaks to leftist.
And I'm here for it. It's quite fun.
They actually lied out, like they brought someone on.
They keep doing it from the left and the right.
This woman is like a Democrat strategist and she's talking
about these are the policy fails.
You guys, we lost and we can't be ridiculous.
And can people please stop like listening to the View, she
essentially says this. She's also pretty, which is
nice. There's two pretty people.
The pretty lady on the view was making sense and the pretty lady
on CNN now making sense. Too much sense.
I, I, I, I don't know how long it'll last over there.
Ready. Send it.
Here we go 2 voters. We are not the party of common
sense. What which is what?
A message that voters sent to us for a number of reasons.
For a number of reasons, we don't know how to speak to
voters when we address Latina and language, listen, language
has meaning. We address Latino voters as
Latin X, for instance, because that's the politically correct
thing to do. It makes them think that we
don't even live on the same planet as they do.
When we are too afraid to say that, hey, college kids, if
you're trashing a campus at Columbia University because you
aren't happy about some sort of policy and you're taking over a
university and you're trashing it and preventing other students
from learning that, that is unacceptable.
But we're so worried about alienating one or another cohort
in our coalition that we don't know what to say.
When normal people look at that and say, wait a second, I send
my kids to college so they can learn, not so that they can burn
buildings and trash lawns, right?
And so on and so forth. When we put pronouns after names
and say she, her, as opposed to saying, you know what, if I call
you by the wrong pronoun, call me out.
I'm sorry, I won't do it again. But stop with the virtue
signalling and just speak to people like they're normal.
There's nothing I'm going to say to sure, Michael, that I'm not
going to say to you that I'm not going to say to somebody else.
I speak the same language to everybody, but that's not what
Democrats do. We constantly try to parse out
different ways of speaking to different cohorts because our
focus groups are polling shows that so and so appeals to such
and such. That's not how normal people
think. It's not common sense.
And we need to start being the party of common sense.
Again. Joe Biden is not responsible for
that, neither is Kamala Harris. It is a problem that Democrats
have had for years. I've been banging the drum on
this for I don't know how, probably 10 years, if not longer
on this. We need to get back to being the
party of common sense that people look at us and say we
understand you, we appreciate what you say because you speak
our language. Make CNN news again, huh?
20 what, 48 hours and we're into this.
Julie Brzezinski, welcome to the Republican Party.
Yeah, sorry you just lost your Democrat strategist spot, but
there's an opening for common sense, attractive and well
spoken people. The anchor's eyebrows, her,
she's rebooting. I mean, she had the corporate
eyebrow like the one just kept going up higher and higher until
it got to like Nancy Pelosi level.
She was so perplexed. Wait, you're supposed to be
saying things that Joy Behar says you're the Democrat.
This we're not going to be fair and balanced.
Now we need to have extreme. Conflict.
We're here for conflict. It doesn't work.
Don't worry, there's still going to be people that make no sense.
Like I said, CNN is vying for it, the the ABC late night shows
not vying for it. So here they are poking fun at a
guy who's not only the wealthiest man in the world, but
also seems to have the ear of the president-elect.
I'm sure this will go really well for Jimmy Kimmel who had a
little bit of a meltdown. Nothing like trying to call this
guy out and claim that you're not propaganda while doing
propaganda. Anyway, I just, I enjoy, I enjoy
the cell phones. He was crying yesterday, by the
way, he was crying on his show. I didn't.
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It really is good. All right, You ready for Jimmy
Kimmel? The meltdown continues.
Yesterday was crying. Today, he's lashing out in
anger. I shared some of my thoughts and
feelings about what happened and how much I'm going to miss
democracy and whatnot. And I heard from a lot of people
about it, but none more prominent than the richest man
in the world, Elon Musk, who this morning tweeted Kimmel is
an insufferable nonsense propaganda puppet, which at
least my children like me, you know, it's big issue with that.
The guy who paid people $1,000,000 a day to vote for
Donald Trump is calling me a propaganda puppet.
Listen, Kermit, you bought Twitter, you bought a social
media platform that is literally a propaganda machine.
Let me tell you something. If I spent two weeks trying to
come up with a four word description of Elon Musk, I
don't think I could do better than insufferable nonsense
propaganda puppet. He's this guy's The New York
Times is propaganda, The Washington Post is propaganda,
The Atlantic is propaganda, and PR is propaganda.
AP stands for associated propaganda.
Good one, broseph. Everything is propaganda to Elon
Musk. But what's such for me is for
the last six months I've been working on a project and I was
hoping to announce it in January when Trump takes office.
But since the cat is now out of the bag, well, here it is, my
new show and now. He's not funny at all.
Look, that's tough. I mean, I can't disagree with
anything that Elon Musk said because the legacy media is all
propaganda, including Jimmy Kimmel.
I'm I'm still waiting on the criminal referral for when Jimmy
Kimmel told people to vote if they were a Republican after
Election Day, right? Where's the Doug Mackie response
for him on that one? And I can't take your crocodile
tears very seriously, Jimmy, when you were crying not too
long ago for Cecil the Lion because you're just not a
serious person. And when was it that the
Democrat Party said that Jimmy Kimmel could be elevated to,
like, the Pope of late night TV when we have him on camera in
blackface making fun of Karl Malone, the basketball player?
That seems to be something that should be career ending if
they're really, really set on their values, isn't it?
I love putting the quarter in Steve Friend and watching him
just get like, riled up about idiots.
Yeah. And you know what The funny
thing is, is that Adam Corolla was always the 80% of the man
show when it comes to humor, capabilities and talent.
Yeah, whatever. And he chose not to have one of
these late night shows because he's not woke and he's not
stupid and he probably doesn't. He probably doesn't like the
taste of other people's words in his mouth is.
What? The other 20% were the women
that were jumping on the trampoline.
Jimmy Kimmel was just there for the boxing match when Adam
Corolla kicked his ass. It turns out that a guy that
used to swing a hammer for a living has, you know, is greater
than the the alternative. I want to show you kind of a
funny little victory. We're we're we're going through
the victory laps here. This one, I don't know what to
make of it. Either the government has run
out of money, fair possibility, or somebody might be vying for
like, a presidential pardon. And they're trying to act like,
hey, you know, not only do you have a right to have a rally at
Madison Square Garden, but also we never really like the illegal
aliens coming into our city. Here's Mayor Adams making a
little interesting change in. News The mayor just announced
that the city will no longer issue vouchers to migrants to
pay for food, ending a controversial program that had
repeatedly come under attack by conservatives and others.
This pilot program in New York City drenched in both humanity
and controversy, distributed debit cards to migrant families
staying in city funded hotels and allowing them to buy their
own food. Eyewitness News reporter Josh on
here following the breaking news for us.
Josh Bill, it's a program that, as you say, generated plenty of
controversy, but now it's absence may raise even more
questions. The so-called Immediate Response
Cards pilot program was designed to help feed migrant families
who'd found themselves in New York with no way to afford food.
The one year contract provided what the city described as
culturally relevant food to 2600 migrant families, allowing them
to basically buy what they wanted.
A family of four with under two kids under with two kids under 5
got about $350.00 per week to cover food in a program the city
said would actually save taxpayers millions a year, but
also reduced food waste. You may remember the food the
city had been providing in migrant shelters was seen as not
culturally sensitive to the needs of some migrant groups and
it ended up just going to waste. More than a year, the city was
groaning under the weight of more than 200,000 asylum
seekers. Officials say the migrant
population has actually reduced lately.
In fact, the massive shelter on Roosevelt Island is in the
process of closing in the. Unity is not possible with these
people. Can we can we add a few things
in there? Number one, that show was
drenched in humanity. That story was additionally,
they were looking to provide culturally appropriate food.
And what I didn't hear was the clip of Mayor Adams saying, a
lot of people saying that this is going to be a problem for me,
what I'm doing here. But like, what you're going to
see is that I'm a smart manager for giving away. 50 bucks a day
to families. $350.00 a week is pretty close to like what a
middle class My family in a nice place spend on groceries.
We've got 4 kids. That's not a bad gig.
Like dude, who's going to pay for your grocery bill at that
level? I'm sure your your boys are
eating out of house and home at this point.
Like, and every day they're getting bigger. 350 bucks would
be, we're a family of four that would be basically what we spend
on food a week at grocery shopping where you're buying in
bulk and you're hoping to get some sort of a discount, right?
I went, so I did, I did the numbers, I went back through my
from my credit card receipts because we keep everything on
the sort of same thing to be able to organize myself.
We don't carry a balance, but we're able to like track our
spending that way. And it's easier for, for me and
I guess I could put paper receipts.
Maybe if I grow up, I'll do that.
But I'm looking at it and it's like starting in January of
2024, we've been averaging probably close to $1500 a month
in just food, which is to say that the prices are very high.
Right? But you're telling me that the
New York City is offsetting by $1400?
That's a pretty good gig. And let's be honest, they want
culturally appropriate food. It's not culturally appropriate
to be very expensive. It's just tortillas and cheese.
We. Don't want it to be insensitive.
It's it's just really crazy to see this kind of stuff.
So anyway, I don't know whether Adams is looking for an
opportunity to turn the page or whether he realizes that the
people have spoken and maybe it's time to get on that train
or they ran out of money, which seems like probably the most
likely thing because it is New York and it's not like they're
going to acknowledge their mistakes.
Well, after getting all those government funds, which he could
then launder to his donors, like the hotel lobby to make sure
that they could stay there as shelters, and he sees that his
prospects going forward are probably not going to be very
good. To get reelected, he probably
has to do what's probably in the interest of as a good steward of
the money that no longer is coming in it.
Would be a gamble. I don't know if the the the the
polymarkets aren't saying that they think it's likely, they
think the deportation is like in the 20% likelihood.
But if it it would be an interesting gamble to put money
into like bus companies and planes right now.
Let's let's do another example of sanity.
Let's just do back and forth between the sand and the
unsanity. Here is Scott Jennings.
Another argument that CNN, this is CNN late night TV or you
know, evening TV trying to grab the sanity.
But they also brought in a copper and they let him just
meltdown, which is really fun to watch.
I always like it when people who look like they should be men,
they have beards like men and then they behave like sad
leftist women on national television.
Here we. Go If you look at the arc of the
Biden presidency, he was in really good shape until August
of 2021 when Afghanistan happened.
He went under 40, she went under 40.
And they really live there until the end of the press.
He's still there. Why?
I'll tell you why. Because because he, because he
ran and told us he was that the adults were back in charge and
that was the opposite. Were and.
You know and. You know what else?
And you know what else? The fact that they wouldn't give
these the 13 service members families the time of.
Bullshit, dude. The time of day they were sorry,
they were sorry, but. Donald Trump hates veterans.
He called them suckers and losers.
He did. He absolutely despite he has his
whole life, he has his entire. I know you're super emotional.
I, I just, of course I am. I'm telling you, the political
reality is that when they made that decision.
It doesn't matter when you don't admit.
You don't. You don't admit it.
You mean let's deny a man, Chief John Kelly, a Marine?
You did, not you. First of all, he wasn't a chief,
he was the general. What do you make of that little
smile from Scott Jennings? Scott Jennings is the husband
who's having the argument with the wife, because you see that
guy hopping up and down, He's the wife, the emotional wife.
And he made the actual cardinal sin mistake Scott Jennings did
of saying, look, I know you're emotional right now, that
doesn't go well for you in the marital argument.
But it makes for really good TV to say that to that guy.
He he has all the facts. He's very logical and he just
kind of is dismissive. His approach to that crazed
lunatic is what I want to see from everyone attached to a
Donald Trump administration. When they have the wailing and
the gnashing of the teeth, the cackle hens coming at them and
screaming about things, you just kind of shake your head and
laugh and say, look, I realize that you're really emotional
right now, but I just have the information here.
If you want it, you can have it. If you don't, we're just moving
on. Dude, it's so good.
It's so much fun to watch that stuff.
I don't know, I just, it just makes me it, it's like really
enjoyable. What I'm looking for right now.
We call it the the technique, right?
Stay in the box, stay in the pocket.
OK, so here's the deal. I'm going to move this into my
videos here real quick. Let me see if I can just pull it
up because it makes me happy when I do these things on the
fly. All right, we're going to do
this on the fly. You ready?
I think I can get this on the fly.
It's called the technique. I know I have a Bill Burr clip
here for you. We're just going to.
We're just going to wait it out. Let's see.
Maybe I can open it right there. OK.
Is that the technique? Which one?
This one. This is what the argument was
about. I was so right.
What happened? OK, you're winning and they just
start saying that crazy shit out of nowhere.
Just know in that moment you've won the fight, OK?
All right? Don't get mad.
Bob and Weed slip all of that shit.
Maybe because you got a little. Dick, just let that slide.
Stay in the pocket of the argument, OK?
It's over. The argument is over.
You've won. Just take a knee.
And run out the clock 100%. That's it.
I do. I had to go find that in my
archives because I hold on to that.
I actually had to chop that thing up to get to exactly the
parts I want without any of the extra.
God Jennings rolled out the victory formation there.
He wouldn't take the bait. Donald Trump takes the troops
and he they want they want the conflict and God Jennings
because he's so reasonable and he has the fact he.
Said I know you're emotional and the guy said I'm terrified.
I'm so emotional that I'm hopping up and down on my chair.
I know. We know.
OK, listen, not everybody is feeling good about the victory.
Obviously, there's been some leftist meltdowns.
Here's a little bit of a different kind of leftist
meltdown. See if you guys can read between
the lines here. You know, there are a lot of
Latinos that are worried about what's going to happen next
under Donald. Trump, dare you.
They're left to next. The Latin This guy might be a
Latin X. You tell me after you listen.
There seems to be like a different message than what I'm
expecting. Donald Trump won and I am very,
very afraid that he might port my mother-in-law.
She entered illegally to the country and she lives in a Suite
4 #47 apartment, New York. I am very, very concerned.
That's right behind the green apartment.
Yeah, nothing bad. Happened to her.
The gate is always open. You don't have any dogs either.
It's straightforward. And the funny selling apartment.
Did you get the Porter?
All my life with me. Why?
I'm glad that there is a cultural unanimity around
husbands not liking their mother-in-law.
It's universal. Sometimes I just think it's
funny. I think I think I don't have
that same experience, but the joke is still perfect.
It reminds me of the this mother-in-law.
Got deported. The one that came out when they
did the lockout lockdowns, it was like the deep voice where
they they faced the black guy and he was like you've been
locked down with for, for coronavirus, you have two
options. Option A be locked down with
your family and he goes B without hearing Option B.
Yeah, the best is, is that they could get a little bit of comedy
out there again. I, it does seem like while some
people are clearly embracing this and having a good time,
which that that's just good. I've got another really good one
too that I think is actually when when you knock yourself out
is my favorite. This one makes me just a little
bit more paused. It's the that we've already
heard Letitia James come out and say that she's ready to go out
there and resist Trump that we're hearing the states.
So this was the thing that George and I talked about
yesterday. And I think we did this on
Brianna Morello's show. But the wildest thing is
watching that under under the first Trump administration, what
you saw with the state's weaponizing like District Court
judges in the federal judiciary to pause the entire nation's
programs. And that one guy who was
appointed to 1 little tiny jurisdiction in the United
States was going to basically have like blanket power over the
entire country. That's crazy to me.
I think Donald Trump should just keep doing it and just be like,
OK, well, judges, go ahead and send your enforcement agencies
in because we're just going to ignore you and we're going to
keep deporting people until he gets up to the Supreme Court.
I don't think a District Judge should be able to rule the
president. And by the way, I believe that
across the board. I just think that it's so ugly
and stupid. But we all the states using that
tactic, right? And now what we're seeing under
Biden is that the federal judiciary is suing the states to
have them stop enforcing things like federal law in Texas, which
is even crazier. So whatever side they're on,
you're seeing them fight. So there is going to be a fight.
Here's a little evidence of that.
I've got this and some little bit from the ACLU who apparently
hate liberty too. If the Trump administration
requested, would the Massachusetts State Police
assist in mass deportations? No, absolutely not.
But you know, let let me say this, I do think it's important
that we all recognize that there's going to be a lot of
pressure on States and state officials.
And I can assure you we're going to work really hard to deliver
some, some realities also need to be, you know, noted.
And that is in 2016, we had a very different situation in the
courts and, and well, I'm sure there may be litigation ahead.
You know, there's a lot of other ways that people are going to,
to act and need to act for the sake of their States and, and
their residents. There's regulatory authority and
executive powers and, and the like, there's legislation also
within our states. So I think that the key here is
that, you know, every tool in the toolbox has got to be used
to protect our citizens, to protect our residents and
protect our States, and certainly to hold the line on
democracy and the rule of law. One of the reasons why I want to
stress to people, we need you in the streets because the courts
will not always do everything for.
US. But is there more public
acceptance? So every tool in the toolbox,
every tool that's on the table. Include include getting out
there in this in them streets. I guess Kamala Harris will
probably be out there in in them streets.
Girl, you don't know what she's talking about.
Her and Jabad, they're all for it.
She's out in them streets. I'm going to kind of pivot just
a little bit here before we go back to a little bit of humor.
Whistle blower experience. We've been kind of hoping that
there's going to be some good things.
This is a little video I've been holding on to for a couple days.
This this dropped before the election.
I think that a lot of folks inside the various agencies are
curious. There's some panic going on.
The FBI will talk about this. This is, I think, the thing that
a lot of folks have been waiting for.
There's a great story from from Carrie Pickett over at
Washington. What is it?
Washington Times. Times, but this is kind of a
sense of why people are actually maybe going to start talking.
Have you had other IRS employees reach out to you about coming
forward as whistleblowers? Yes, I have other people within
the agency. Is it fair to say that IRS
employees are watching your case and the way you're treated will
decide if they're willing to take the risk and come forward?
Absolutely. I think they're they're they're
wading through the process. They're seeing what happens to
Gary and I, the personal, personal and professional effect
on our lives, and I think that that makes a huge difference.
What was the personal cost of coming forward?
Do it again in a heartbeat is the right thing to do.
But I've lost personal relationships.
The toll of the depression has been pretty debilitating.
I'm not a wealthy person. I'm just like in a anyone out
there. I live paycheck to paycheck.
I'm surviving as best as I can. Then I'm up against.
A machine that has millions of dollars, that has the ability to
fight me and to really wear you down.
I. Now we can we can appreciate
that he came forward, we can appreciate that his situation is
not desirable. But honestly I kind of in the
cry me a river phase about that shit.
I can't. I'm on.
I'm on your team. I, you know, I, I want, I really
want that guy to be a bro and one that we can connect with,
but I've, I've lost relationships really.
I mean, is the Golden eagle still crapping in your bank
account every two weeks? He's struggling.
Do do you still have health insurance 'cause I know people
that have made similar sacrifices and lost all of that.
So what was the sacrifice? You're on national TV talking to
Catherine Herridge, who is a prominent journalist.
And what has been the disruption?
Yes, that you can't do that unless you're like Christopher
Wray with Bret Baier. So I, I don't, I don't
understand that. Cry me river.
Now, if that's what it requires, then it's a means to an end to
if that. If that needs to be your
exhibit, there are better exhibits, I'll say that.
Yeah, feel free to go and sit down with Go.
Feel free to sit down with Gerardo Boyle's family and talk
about having a baby that was two weeks old and not having a home
and having to live in a trailer. When you're a regular guy who's
been making a regular paycheck and doing the right thing.
And spend your entire life serving your country as a as an
infantryman, as a cop, as an FBI agent and doing the right thing.
Even knowing. Because the the big thing that a
lot of people probably miss when they see Garrido Boyle on our
show, which is not, you know, some people were like, have
actually said like, oh, I don't know who Garrett is.
It's like, OK, Garrett O Boyle is our friend.
He's my friend. And he's a man that knew what
was going to happen to him. And he kept doing it anyway
because he already saw me get cancelled.
And that's big bravery, big time.
And can we not brush over the fact that the guy's.
Still getting the paycheck. It's just, it's at the end of
the day, it's like get out of my face with this stuff.
I live paycheck to paycheck. That's every federal employee.
They're all compromised, correct?
That's why so many of them just go along, including the the big
group chat that you and I ejected from and Garrett's still
participating participates and where people were saying, oh, I
don't know if they're going to come after me.
I, you know, I don't have any. A war chest saved up.
Are you kidding me? You've had two years to know
that they might come after you and you didn't do anything.
They're really lucky that Trump got in because I think it
actually puts a speed bump in. Let's talk about the chaos
that's going on right now inside the FBI because that's what
we're hearing and that's what Carrie Pickett is reporting.
It's a good time. You've got some fun stuff about,
like, hard details of what that might look like.
So I'm going to give you the screen here.
Well, I found out from some moles, and I think we have
George's talked about it too, and you as well, that there are
a mass exodus prepared over at headquarters at the Hoover
Building. Lots of people dropping papers
when they get their retirement gigs that require a security
clearance. It'll be really interesting to
see if those get revoked and maybe even those who have
already retired like a drunken Jenny.
I would be ambitious to see that happen.
But for my moles have told me this morning that Christopher
Wray, director of the FBI, he has a protective detail because
he's an Uber important person. He would totally recognize if
you walked by in a shopping store or not.
But he has armed agents full time with him at all times.
And the protection detail has prepared a transition team
because they know he's on the way out.
So the only question is, does he get that final taxpayer funded
flight home or does he wait on the axe to drop from an incoming
administration? But either way, I think that
that was funny that the guys who are duty bound to protect his
life or like this guy didn't long for this.
And we're going to make preparations for the next one.
And the next one should roll in there and say, I don't need you
go back to putting pedophiles in jail.
If you don't want to do that, pack up your stuff.
Yeah, Why don't we send somebody in like a Louis Free?
People have been kind of soured on him.
I actually don't have any hatred for what he did when he was at
the FBI. And the people who worked in the
FBI said he was a great director.
He's the last director of the FBI that actually was an FBI
director. And he just dropped it down.
He got rid of the protective detail.
He said I don't need this. I was an FBI agent.
I'll just carry a gun. And I need one buddy with me,
one to kind of watch my back, but two also because I just like
an advisor. So you get a special advisor and
that's it. And that's how you ought to
roll. Even even David Bowditch, who
was the the last before the current 1, he was the last
deputy director. He used to roll with two
buddies. And like, he's a big dude.
He's a really big dude. Like if you, if you saw him, you
would know and he would wear a big dark blue suit.
And he had a, you know, the 40 caliber Glock 22 on his hip,
which I could see very prominently.
He didn't care about printing. He used to wear the I saw him
wearing a mask and it was the G man with a Thompson machine gun.
Didn't hate that. But the fact is you had two
dudes rolling with you and you're just like, you know,
you're running the entire FBI. And so maybe that's it.
And, and that was actually under Andy McCabe and that was when
Chris Wray got in there. But man.
It's the hubris. It's the hubris to think that
you are so important that you have to have a protective detail
because your life can be at risk.
Or you just want people to punch the button for the elevator for
you ahead of time when you get there so you don't have to have
the inconvenience of waiting. You want to be driven to you
that the. Plane would fly to pick you up
so you don't have to go to the different airport that's too far
away. Let me read some of these quotes
that Carrie Pickett has here. One of my buddies this is this
is how good it is. I didn't share it with the guys
that I that I'm friends with in any of the sort of like private
back channels. They're sending me The
Washington Times article right now.
That pick. It same here.
So when when people in the the boomerang stuff, so this is how
it works. Folks like when we throw stuff
out and then people like report back things that we've said or
that we know is going on. This is great.
So a couple little gems. We brought it up on the call in
show last night, but it's worth doing it in the main podcast #1
you know, the fit test and how they let the standard slack on
the fit test, says one FBI source referred to the FB is
agency physical fitness requirements.
Everyone's going to have a real problem when they're running for
the door. Like they hit that one.
That one's classic. The other one was saying we're
really worried about there's a a countdown for Ray because people
don't think he's going to stay to get fired after what he did
to call me. And Trump is going to say,
quote, yeah, fire his ass. Don't let him take the planes
home either, which is true. Probably people that are inside
the FBI that are GS fourteens are starting to move into
fifteens jobs, which is the top of the the scale because the
fifteens are all leaving. They're all looking for ways
out. That's a retirement, you know,
position for most of them. They think that it's going to
get smashed to pieces. They think it's going to be a
quote, UN quote, bloodbath. We've got George Hill talking
about how he's got no less than 50 senior executives right now
scrambling to retire as fast as they can again, taking their
paycheck and their pension and running out there.
There was one more thing that I thought was really funny.
There was this, this discussion that maybe Elon Musk might come
in and try to look for efficiency at the Hoover
building and find out that there are only 5 people that are
actually doing any work there. The harder thing would be find
people who are doing a job, not people that exist there that
need to be cut, which I also agree with.
Hoover's essentially irrelevant to people that work in the
field, which you well know, do and work out like the actual
pointy end of what the FBI does when you don't hate it.
Can I tack on an additional, more visceral thing?
I mean, the peanut, the squirrel thing didn't do it for me.
Very much like Donald Trump at the the drive through wasn't my
jam. But for whatever reason, that
sort of anecdotal experience gets people's goat and gets them
fired up. Let me give you the new one that
I got. There is an agent working in a
resident agency who was assigned to work on child pornography
cases and didn't want to. So he claimed that it gave him
post traumatic stress syndrome and the FBI gave me $35,000
emotional support animal moved him off of child porn and he
gets to carry his fur baby into work every single day.
Now that's your premier law enforcement agency under the
tutelage and leadership of Christopher.
Wray yeah, it's insane. I mean, it's like it's
completely upside down. We need to be protected from the
work that we signed up to do. And I know that you volunteered
to do that work. I would have happily done that
work. I know it's awful, but I have
friends who did it for like 8 years and they were super level
headed. There are people that have the
capabilities of working it because they believe in, you
know, bringing justice for young kids that are being abused.
Got kind of like a a cautionary tale here, which is pretty
weird. This is one of the weirder news
stories that's come out of it, particularly because it comes
out of Washington state. So I wanted to hit it as just,
you know, keep your head on a swivel out there.
People, there are some very unhinged people.
It turns out a lot of them are women.
I turn out a lot of them make no sense whatsoever.
And you're not going to expect to get punched.
Nobody, not only does no one expect the Spanish Inquisition,
you never really expect the 82 year old lady to pop you in the
face. So anyway, this is a great story
and somebody Cam footage to go with it.
Enjoy. Covering Snohomish County, where
Edmonds police say they arrested an 82 year old woman Monday for
a potential hate crime after allegedly assaulting 2
supporters of Donald Trump. That woman has not yet been
charged. In newly released police body
Cam video, the 82 year old suspect explains what happened.
Couples Michelle Esteban reports.
I approached her and I said what?
I want to know why you're voting for Trump.
That's the only reason I wanted to know.
That's the only. Thing AM.
And, and and I said because you're brown, Skip.
Gina Powell says she was on the receiving end of that.
She told me she'd never seen the 82 year old until she was in her
face. This shocked that just the
presence of me and she made it very clear it was.
My skin color. Gina was with her friend Mary
Jennings doing this, supporting Donald Trump, waving flags and
signs when she said the woman confronted her over her
political beliefs and race. And then that's when she shoved
me, pushed me back. And I said, I said don't touch
me. And then not even a second, she
just popped me right in my chin. Here's how the woman arrested,
who hasn't been charged, described it to police.
Push her away and I put my hand to her chin.
And that's when Mary stepped in and she punched me, but she
connected and, you know, it slammed my Josh up.
Both women are physically OK, but it's been an emotional toll.
Yo, what's up with that? Who's what?
What 82 year old ladies are getting out there and getting
froggy enough to start throwing punches?
They're the the grey beards of the worst people on earth.
That is the liberal white woman who will cut off her own child's
genitals to impress her friends at brunch.
Look, doesn't have to make sense, doesn't have to be
logical. I got our palate cleanse kind of
queued up. With that in mind, this was the
best video that I've seen so far on on the day of.
I watched it yesterday and I was like, that's it.
The Internet is over for me now I'm going to close the phone and
shut it down. So this is the last thing that I
saw last night as I went to bed. You have to watch to the end of
it because at the end of it, it really makes the he just, I
think it reflects how I feel and it probably reflects how you
feel. You know what the 4B movement
is, Steve? I I became aware of it a little
bit recently, but it came. Korea.
OK. It's an ultra feminist movement
of Korean women who said we are going to basically go on a sex
strike and we are not going to marry men and we are not going
to date men and we are not going to entertain the company of men
because misogyny, I guess like this is essentially what the
view says. So that's the claim.
That's what the 4B is that they keep talking about.
And this man is reacting to the 4B movement in the way that only
a rational, sane, human adult male.
You know, I'm here in target is 4B movement because Trump won
the the the presidency, right? My thing is this Oh no, shiver
me Timbers. You know what's so crazy?
We've gone so far left that we've come back around right?
Isn't that crazy? Women are saying, you know what?
We're not going to have sex with any of you anymore until you
treat us with respect. Let me get this straight.
You had to have a woman lose the presidency for you to stop
sleeping with men unless they show you respect?
Is that not hilarious to you? We're not going to have sex with
any men until y'all start treating us like human beings.
Y'all was sleeping with men. That wasn't treating you like
human beings. We're not having any children
until marriage. Y'all were having children
before. Like, what are you talking
about? What are you talking about?
What are you? Who are you?
Who are you telling? We've been asking y'all to stop
being hoes for years. We've been asking y'all to stop
being hoes for years. And it takes Kamala Harris to
lose the presidency for y'all to say, you know what?
We're closing our legs until we. Get some respect.
All right, that'll do it. That was that was a wash, much,
much cooler version of Scott Jennings been Look, I really
know it's you're emotional right now, but what you're telling me
is exactly what I've been saying.
He was, he was Billy Madison. That was Billy Madison.
He's like, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
That was exactly what that vibe is.
It's so funny. I'm watching these women shave
their heads and stuff and they've got like sex dolls in
the background and you're like, what the.
And this guy, he's like, what are you talking about?
He's just getting in the face of it.
That's exactly how I felt last night.
So I just shut it down. I was like, that's it.
I'm ready to go back to my covered wagon right now.
That's Pratt. Yeah, it's perfect.
Like, it's perfect sanity we've wrapped around.
It's always gonna go that way, though.
Somebody was like, didn't they didn't, didn't the French women,
like, shave their heads like when they were in the German
occupation of France so that they, you know, would be used as
concubines, whatever it was. And it's like.
When they were collaborators, it was a punishment because we had
shame back then. Right.
Well, the second piece of it was, is that you?
So did Natalie Portman and V for Ventetta, which was also.
And Britney Spears when she had a mental break.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, Demi Moore did that when
she wanted to become a Navy SEAL.
Called she did it was that's completely factual.
It's it's based on history. I just.
I, that was too much for me. It's just my favorite.
I love it so much. Steve, we're going to wrap this
sucker up. It's been really interesting.
It's been awesome for the last couple couple of months, the
last probably what, almost two years now that we've been doing
this thing. We're going to be moving into
two point O I'll play a promo for that in just a second for
folks, but let let people know they heard it on your show the
other day. Tell them what's going on with
American radicals. I'm going to give you the.
Screen All right, American Radicals.
Well, I first would encourage you all to join us tomorrow for
our final Saturday episode at noontime on
rumblerumble.com/amradpod. But then we are going to be
going to two point O ourselves. We're going to take Monday,
Wednesday, Friday, 09/30. So the time slot that you were
typically coming to this audience, we're going to be
there Monday, Wednesday, Friday doing our thing.
So folks could expect to have that content there.
And we're building out the suspendables, IE Serafin Media
Network and excited to do that, that hopefully we will grow the
audience and reach more people with the with Garrett's
perspective and mine and, and, and just really encourage people
to do the right thing at the right time, the right way for
the right reasons, which is the prime directive of the
suspendables. That is it, but thanks for being
on this morning, folks. Thanks for joining us this
morning. You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to play our promo and then I'm probably going to play
that guys video one more time about 4B because it just makes
me happy and I want to start the day with a little bit more
happiness than than maybe I would have otherwise had.
But that's all for today, folks. God bless all of you.
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God bless all of you. God bless this country.
Watch out for your neighbors if they're vulnerable, if they're
having that, that mental health moment, you know, let them know
it's going to be OK. You're in the technique right
now, folks. It's time to exercise it.
Just stay in the pocket, Bob and weeb make it.
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You know, I'm here and talk of this 4B movement because Trump
won the the the presidency, right?
My thing is this. Oh no, shiver me Timbers.
You know what's so crazy? We've gone so far left that
we've come back around, right? Isn't that crazy?
Women are saying, you know what? We're not going to have sex with
any of you anymore until you treat us with respect.
Let me get this straight. You had to have a woman lose the
presidency for you to stop sleeping with men unless they
show you respect? Is that not hilarious to you?
We're not going to have sex with any men until y'all start
treating us like human beings. Y'all was sleeping with men.
That wasn't treating you like human beings.
We're not having any children until marriage.
Y'all were having children. Like what are you talking about?
What are you talking about? What are you?
Who are you? Who are you telling?
We've been asking y'all to stop being hoes for years.
And it takes Kamala Harris to lose the presidency for y'all to
say, You know what? We're.
Closing our legs until we. Get some respect.
All right, if that'll do it, it's too good.