Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Well hello my friends, welcome
to the Kyle Seraphin show. Today is Thursday, it is October
the 16th, and I don't know if we can top yesterday's show.
I went back and watched the beginning of it just to see.
Did I announce that I was going to change the title of the
episode after we ran it? And I did.
And then we did change it, and I got to do an entire episode
yesterday touching back at the base of the funniest headline
that I've done at least this year.
It's 2025. This is the most amusing
headline. I just left it.
I just left it there. Not their first gay rodeo. 50
years of queer cow folks. There's almost nothing more
funny to me than being able to do an entire show about
government that touches back on that.
And then after we did the show, the director of the FBI and Todd
Blanch and attorney general all got together in the White House
and they said, Seraphin, that was a pretty funny show.
But. Hold our beer.
We're going to do 1 better. We're going to do a real life
episode of Parks and Recreation from the White House with Cash
Patel as Tom Haverford, who was played by Aziz Ansari.
And so I can't get out of my head now.
I've wanted to look at this guy like a villain because he keeps
saying crazy, stupid stuff and nonsensical.
What I realize is that he is simply he's a cartoon that has
already been played by another Indian actor, it turns out.
And we are going to have some serious fun because there are
two people in our federal government right now that are
almost direct cutouts from the TV show Parks and Recreation,
which by the way, is one of my favorites.
I've, I've never really been able to put my finger on why I
like it. It's got kind of a ditzy blonde
girl, right? The the lady Leslie, she plays
the, the idealistic person. We've all probably worked with
that Lady and it's fun because she's so she's so interested and
believes so purely that whenever she's let down, it's kind of
funny. Then you've got people who got
their own agenda and then you got the Ron Swanson character.
And although it is not 100% one to one, because I don't think
Donald Trump thinks government needs to be shut down the way
that Ron Swanson does. And I've never heard him talk
about bacon in the way that Ron Swanson does.
Nick Offerman's character of Ron Swanson is one of the great
amusements for me where a leftist group of people wrote
ATV show that lampooned conservatives and libertarians
and what they ended up doing was accidentally realizing that the
most popular character that they had was the person that they
thought was going to be sort of like the villain.
Kind of the off color character that old stodgy doesn't like
government racist type guy. That's what they ended up making
the most lovable character. Parks and Recreation I think as
much as anything else is a funny little turn on its head because
they didn't realize what was so popular even though they knew it
was funny. They just didn't realize that
taking that character itself, that was the win.
They were dunking on conservatives.
They were dunking on libertarians, but they were
really dunking on themselves by not realizing how funny that
stuff was. So we're going to go there.
We've got stories about the shutdown.
Yes, it continues. What else do I got on here?
Supreme Court. You can't be racist if you're a
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Katanjali. There's a possibility that if
you are a Katanji Jackson Browne, you believe that black
equals disabled. We just said that I said that
she said that yesterday. She said that she said that
black people are disabled because they're black.
I'll let you guys hear you make your own decision up.
It's one of the worst. It's we have the dumbest Supreme
Court right now. So today's episode is entitled
Idiocracy. And there's also an opportunity
in an Idiocracy to play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
We're going to wrap up with that.
What's going on in Chicago? What's going on in Maine?
And then lastly, I think we're going to try to touch on
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And just for the sake of nostalgia, I think yesterday may
have been one of the most polished attempts to continue to
touch base. So there it is again.
Not their first gay roadie. If you didn't listen to
yesterday's program, will you please go back and listen to
that one? I'm actually very proud of it.
I don't rarely, I rarely say like this is one that we really
got to. It's really one for the fun.
That one was really one for the fun books, and it was well
stitched on accident because it all came together in the
beginning with this really weird story that NBC decided to run.
All right, we're not going to be talking about that today nearly
as much. I probably will not touch the
base of the the fuchsia genie that exists in our government,
but we will talk about this goofy meeting, this weird
expose. I don't even know what they were
trying to accomplish. Everything about this reminded
me of Tom Haverford doing a business pitch to anybody.
If you are not familiar with the show Parks and Recreation, if
you've never seen it, there's this Indian character played by
Aziz Ansari. He's super enthusiastic.
He has really, really bad ideas. He's desperate for attention and
for love and for someone to appreciate his brilliance, which
is not that brilliant. And he's constantly doing sort
of goofy things like pitching ideas to folks who are not
having it. And nobody wants a piece of it.
And in fact, before we go into the actual version of that,
let's see if I can just play. I think I can just play this
right here. I've got a little taste of Tom
Haverford from Parks and Recreation.
Gentlemen. Swan song, how you living?
Yes. Why aren't you and the snake
juice? I'm more of a whiskey man.
Ron, Ron, come here. Come here for a bit.
You're good right there. Listen, you got to jump on the
Tommy Town Express. This guy has some of the best
investment ideas I've ever heard in my life.
Make a baby tuxedo clothing line a department store with the
guest list, white fur earmuffs for men, contact lenses that
display text messages. Invent a phone that smells good.
Own a nightclub called Eclipse that's only open for one hour. 2
* a year cover charge $5000 I can keep going.
Could keep going. Oh my God.
Did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?
Oh yeah, I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas.
That one's called Sparkle Suds Dressed loud.
Will you stop putting? Glitter in everything.
This morning you put glitter in the butter.
Disco Dairy. No, that's not a good idea.
That's terrible. Well, the target demographic is
an angry middle-aged nurses. Miss Wicks, if you've read our
proposal, you'll see that an alliance between Rent a Swag and
Sweetums could be mutually beneficial.
Well, I must say it's a much better idea than the last one.
You had that gourmet French food thing.
Oh my escargot delivery service Snail Mill.
So you want to partner up and make history?
If you let Newport have the vans that just sit there in a lot.
If you let us have the vans and they drive around town all day,
free publicity, everyone will see your logo, which is you all
pressed up on some chick with huge cans.
Yeah. It's a hell of a.
Day people need to know about it.
And I don't need free publicity, I can just pay for it with my
$10,000. Look, I ain't going to try to
play a player. You're trying to get Buku Buck
just like the rest of us. So how about this?
I have a business idea for a gourmet alcoholic yogurt.
I call it Yogurt Platinum. We'll let you in on the ground
floor and let me tell you, it's going to be worth way more than
10 grand. Thank you.
Mr. President, what I'd like to do is just highlight some of the
outstanding work that the men and women of the FBI have been
doing. And thanks to your brave
leadership and the mandate you were given by the American
people, not only defend the homeland, but crush violent
crime. You tasked us with our great
partners at the Department of Justice and the Attorney General
and the Deputy Attorney General to start making arrests and
bring prosecutions and safeguard our cities.
And you said it. This is just the beginning, in
just seven months. I hope the media takes a look at
every one of these charts because these are the best
numbers for fighting crime in U.S. history.
And it's only seven months in. And to do that, our vehicle to
do it of choice was Operation Summer Heat, which the FBI
architected to go after violent criminals.
And in just a three month span, you had 8700 arrests of violent
criminals. You had 2200 firearms seized off
the streets permanently to safeguard our communities.
You had 421kg of fentanyl seized.
Just to put that in perspective. That's enough to kill 55,000,000
Americans alone. You had 45,000 kilograms of
cocaine seized and thanks to our Department of Justice partners
who had 2100 indictments in three months from June to
September alone. Mr. President, that in and of
itself would be historic for a four year presidency.
You did that in seven months because you let good cops be
cops. And you partnered us with the
right people, the Department of Justice, to put the handcuffs on
and bring them to court and put them in prison and.
Disco dairy, spread the party. You let good cops be cops.
He's even got his own cheesy tag lines.
It's so gross. It's how bored does Trump look?
Trump's like, can someone get me like a Diet Pepsi or whatever it
is that he drinks Diet Coke? He's just looking around.
He's like his hands are just slack at his side.
I think Donald Trump appreciates his butt getting kissed as much
as anybody does, as long as it's not so overt that they actually
have their mouth open and it gets slobbery and he has to
change his pants at the end of it.
That's in the chatter call and all the same stuff I saw too.
He said architected. I don't even know what that
means. I don't know what architected
is. Apparently there was a plan and
was architected by the FBI and Donald Trump did all this stuff.
No one really knows what's going on with the like the story so
awkward. Let me read ABC, which tried to
take a solid take on it. They said President Donald
Trump, speaking at the White House alongside FBI Director
Kash Patel and his administration, are going into
other cities to combat time. Trump said We're going to have a
strong surge of good people, patriots.
They're going to go in and they're going to straighten it
all out again. I'm not crazy about federal
solutions. This again, Why are they not
solving it on their own? They all have their own police
forces. They clearly want to have the
things they have. But I get it, I get it, get it
because sometimes you need a tourniquet.
There are some places that actually do want to turn around
and they've had years and years of bad policy.
So a federal leg up isn't the worst thing in the world turning
the National Guard loose on there.
But to act like the FBI had to something to do with all of this
information is really silly. If you guys don't know, what the
FBI basically did is they simply took all of the arrests that
they have been present at. They do it in all their press
releases so you guys can read right through the code.
I'm not making this stuff up when I when I look at it, I just
know that they are, they say arrest the FBI participated in.
I have seen arrests that the FBI participated in where FBI agents
were sitting behind glass watching on a closed circuit
camera while somebody else put handcuffs on someone.
And that was referred to as an FBI arrest that they
participated in. And they claimed it as a
statistical accomplishment. So all these numbers are fudged.
They're all fluffed up to be able to look like they're really
a big deal. And this idea, summer heat going
into cities and trying to do a push against violent crime,
literally happens every single year.
They just have different name for different field offices.
The only thing they did specific, as far as I can tell
with Patel and Bongino, is that they named it something
nationwide and then everybody did it.
I've been part of those at least three times when I worked for
the Washington Field office. It was a great way to not have
to do counterintelligence, which is incredibly boring.
We'd go on a door knocking campaign.
We'd get a bunch of local criminal charges, unsolved
murders, you know, significant bodily damage done in some area,
and you go knock on all the doors and you go talk to people.
And sometimes it would result in a push upward.
They're also putting people in the street, which is not what
FBI agents do. They don't do like knocking
talks on transactional violent crime.
That's not real. That's not what the FB is job
is. You can actually read it in
their their name. Federal Bureau of Investigations
investigations are not hanging around doing patrol.
So they've basically taken a bunch of law enforcement
officers, put them into a into a patrol type role.
So they can take basically patrol type statistics, but
they're not doing complex fraud and white collar crime.
They're not doing. I mean, look at this, people
were excited yesterday that that there's a possibility that John
Bolton will be indicted and arrested.
I've seen the list of the so-called deep state gangsters
and I've seen who the bad actors are supposed to be.
And they include people like comedy and Brennan and Obama and
the Biden family and a bunch of others, Fauci, you name it,
right? Did anyone really, really care
that someone who used to be part of the Trump administration,
Mike, I mean, is that the best they're going to do?
They're not doing the complex long term investigation that the
FBI is actually capable of. And they've gotten rid of people
who could. Our first producer, Phil
Kennedy, he had almost 15 years with the Bureau.
He has a master's degree, He is ACPA.
He did complex white collar fraud.
That's the thing that only the FBI can do in the way that the
FBI can do it. But instead of doing the stuff
that the that the agency is actually designed to do, getting
out of politics and going and doing really the long term high
intensity investigations that nobody has the attention span to
hold onto that only the federal government really has sort of
the budgeting and the capabilities of having them, you
know, take the time and patience to work.
They're not doing that. They're doing the alternative.
They're going for low hanging fruit.
They're going for the easiest possibilities.
They're going for whatever they can to be able to pump up the
numbers in the highest way possible so they can show
progress without actually having progress.
I almost forgot this one. It took you, Sir, two weeks to
get the Abbey Gate bomber. Just hold on for this one
second. Just consider this.
The hell is about to claim that Donald Trump and he basically
says that Donald Trump personally is responsible for an
investigation getting a guy out of Pakistan.
If you get somebody out of Pakistan, if you, if you are
able to extradite someone from a foreign nation, that almost
always takes between 18 and 24 months.
We've talked about it with with Bill Taylor previously.
When you do what's called a paw, provisional arrest warrant PAW,
that's just the name for it. I don't know why it takes that
long. It was really frustrating to me
when I went to go get one and found out that we had a guy down
in Mexico just South of the border who was involved in a
unlawful flight to involve to avoid prosecution.
He was accused of raping girls in his neighborhood.
He was like almost 80 years old and it wasn't even clear that he
was going to survive long enough for us to be able to to arrest
him and have him see American justice.
And it still was going to take approximately 2 years to get him
extradited over to us. There's just this really complex
process that goes between State Department and DOJ and FBI and
all the interested parties and so on and they just take
forever. So to negotiate out that this,
this bomber who I've been told may or may not actually be the
right person. I, there's some, there's some
question about whether or not that guy is the quote UN quote
mastermind. But Patel is basically hanging
it on Donald Trump like a metal and saying, Sir, you are so
amazing. You did this thing.
Donald Trump is like, I don't even, I don't even remember what
you're talking about because I didn't actually do that thing.
And I don't think this praise really falls on ears that hear
it. I don't think it makes any sense
and it doesn't seem like it's effective.
It it just seems really thirsty and desperate, which is stuff
that I've said about Patel before.
One more time with that little Abby Gate claim.
Here we go. I almost forgot this one.
It took you, Sir, two weeks to get the Abby Gate bomber.
Joe Biden had four years to look for him.
You got him in two weeks thanks to the interagency effort by the
FBI and the CIA went to Pakistan.
And now 13 brave warriors who were sentencing murder because
the disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal.
They have justice. Their families have a Peace of
Mind. And we're going to continue to
find the elders. Mr. President, on behalf of the
FBI, Sir, I just want to thank you.
Thank. You very much.
Why are we thanking him? Have you ever seen an FBI
director get out and do a presentation like this, which
seems like an attempt to hold on to your job?
You ever seen anyone do this? I've never seen another FBI
director stand in the Oval Office and do a press conference
briefing. Something that would basically
be a one sheets like Sir, operation done.
Here's the information that we have.
This is the successes. You know, this is what we're
looking for. This is why we're asking for the
budget. We are boom, the end.
It's one sheet. It's briefed by anyone.
It could be briefed in a quiet meeting.
So this is all theater is my point.
And that's why the parts and rec thing, it makes me laugh in such
a way because it's so desperate. It's so, it's so trying to be
something. It's a trying too hard.
When I had folks inside the Hoover building tell me right
off the bat that Cash Patel is the Make a Wish director.
He's getting all of his, you know, his little boxes checked.
Even the ABC News story says in a rare event, Patel joined Trump
to give a presentation on what they called Operation Summer
Heat. He talked at length about the
thousands of arrests he said the administration made over the
past few months. You'll notice it doesn't say
convictions. You'll notice it doesn't say
that. They have been able to compare
it one to one to previous administrations.
No, they're just doing accountability.
They're doing an accounting game with you.
And if you guys are listening to these statistics, what is the
old Mark Twain thing? There's lies, there's damn lies,
and there's statistics. This is exactly it.
I hope you'll look at the graphs though, people.
I hope the media will take a look at the graphs.
This is how serious people talk, right?
I hope the media takes a look at every one of these charts
because these are the best numbers for fighting crime in
U.S. history. And it's only seven months in.
And to do that, our vehicle to do it of choice was Operation
Summer Heat, which the FBI architected to go after violent
criminals. And in just a three month span,
you had 8700 arrests of violent criminals.
You had 2200 firearms seized off the streets permanently to
safeguard our communities. You had 421kg of fentanyl
seized. Just to put that in perspective,
that's enough to kill 55,000,000 Americans alone.
You had 45,000 kilograms of cocaine seized.
And thanks to our Department of Justice partners, who had 2100
indictments in three months from June to September alone.
Can anyone explain to me how they had over 8000 arrests, but
they only had 2100 indictments? How did that work out?
Seriously, how did, how does that work out?
When you arrest somebody, you've taken them into custody on
probable cause that they've committed a crime, then you have
to charge them, right? You guys know that.
So the charge involves either a an information or an indictment.
Those are basically the two ways that you bring forward charges.
How do you only have 2100 indictments?
What do they, what do they do with the other ones?
They charge them by information. That's not how the DOJ generally
does business. So I'm just asking questions.
The crazy thing is, is I know for a fact that of those 8000
arrests, a bunch of them are just iced arrests.
They've taken the FBI and they've taken them from this
capability of, you know, what did he, what did he promise?
We're going to go in and do something that nobody's done
before. We're going to depoliticize an
organization. We're going to get rid of the
deep state and government gangsters.
That was the claim. That was the pitch, That was the
cash only. And what they did instead was
let's see if we can pump up our garbage stats by simply having
them run around and do ICE arrests, which don't even result
in an indictment. They result in maybe a
deportation proceeding. So the person never actually
stands trial for any of the charges that they are facing.
Ain't that something? It really is something to me.
I can't get away with it. I can't stop seeing this stuff.
So maybe we'll just play a little more Tom Haverford.
Is that agreeable to everybody? Gentlemen.
Swan song. Or the club Marine I.
Don't know why it does. That sort of a submarine theme
club or Tom's Bistro? The word Bistro is classier.
Tom and we are looking for a few top quality guys like yourself
to become part owners, guy like you with your political
connections, I think you'd make a great asset.
I agree, that's why I got into public service to help me.
All right, $10,000 to share. I'll give you money by Friday.
$10,000 it's a chump change. I will see you Friday with
$10,000. My partner.
No one else brought me any good business ideas, so I decided to
take care of it myself. Talking tissue.
Anytime you pull one out you get a little message to hype you up.
Blow that nose player. This stinks.
I got to go back to my same job that I've had forever.
Was this, was this the alternative to him getting named
FBI director? Was that he was going to have to
do talking tissues and do fashion consulting for a for a
Chinese brand that he totally doesn't own still, even though
it's held by a Cayman Islands company and all the other kind
of weird stuff. It's so silly.
In any case, I saw all this stuff and I just couldn't.
I couldn't Unsee it once I saw it and I now neither you, can
you? They did get Todd Blanche up
there to talk about it. I saw folks in the chat asking.
I know that Alex Jones has been out there making a comment about
Todd Blanche being the problem. I've heard other people say it
as well. I don't know for a fact what
goes on in DOJ nearly as much as what I hear in the FBI.
In fact, FBI agents are rarely going to understand the workings
at DOJ. We never really did.
You'd know what was going on in your local office.
You might know some of the politics of it.
But Todd Blanche gave his little take on it, and his also seems
fake to me. Here's why Todd Blanch, he
ignores all those things. So right, you there's a couple
ways you can tell a story. You can tell the story from the
3000 or from the 30,000 foot view where you look down you go.
This is the broad overarching plan.
So Cash kind of did that. He's like 8000 arrests, 2100
indictments. We got all those pounds of
fentanyl, we got all these guns, OK.
And then you can tell the story by telling it in minutiae,
right? You can get hyper focused in on
a tiny little example. So Todd Blanch does the example
version of it and it's kind of weird too.
He's talking about something in Alaska and A and a little hotel
that was involved in moving drugs.
Apparently this is the from from big to small kind of thing.
This is a a hyper example of what they did.
I guess I didn't hear a lot from Pam Bondi, but maybe she spoke
as well. Anyway, here's here's Todd
Blanch who may or may not be the problem.
In the logjam people claim that it is.
Again, I don't have that information.
So if you want to hear it from people on Tucker, if you want to
hear it from an Alex Jones, by all means take it for wherever
that's worth. Their sources are different than
mine. Thank you Mr. President.
So this is a great day and I think there's stats that the
director talked about which are important, but I want to give 2
examples of what summer heat. Has done that.
That actually will apply hopefully to everybody in this
room. The 1st is for over 4 years.
During the last administration there was a hotel in a town, the
middle of the town in Alaska that was being run as a drug
den. There were over 1000 calls to
911 over 4/4 and 1/2 year period.
There were multiple violent crimes, drug dealers, overdoses
and murders at this one hotel, ruining a community.
Summer heat went in there. It's not only arrested all the
participants that were controlling the hotel, but seize
the hotel. And so that's that's one example
of what summer heat means to everyday Americans that just
want to live in peace. The second example.
Is is a large narcotics trafficking group that was
selling fentanyl in the state of Washington.
They were shipping fentanyl and using commercial aircraft.
Putting fentanyl pills and powder onto in suitcases, flying
them from the southwest border, mostly Arizona, all the way to
Washington. It had been going on for an
extremely long time and the entire organization was
arrested. And I say those two examples
because. Because why?
Because they're 2 examples of what local local should be
doing. He just said that there was 1009
one. One calls in a period of 4 1/2
years. I used to live across the
street. I used to live down in Austin,
TX. I lived at the crossroads of
Cesar Chavez and Komal St. If you know Austin then you
might actually know that place. And on the the northwest corner
of that intersection was a place that was called R&D's Doghouse
and they changed the name to something else dog related.
I can't remember what it was. It was always dumb and it was a
Tango Blast Syndicate gang hangout, like it was their
clubhouse and they were open at all hours of the night when they
were not allowed to be. They weren't zoned to be open
and R&D's doghouse got probably 1000 phone calls to either 311
or 911 by me in a period of 3 1/2 years.
I called them almost every single night because I wanted to
make sure that it was a nuisance that was well reported.
Do you know that that was not an FBI case, even though we're
talking about a prison gang that is actually fairly, fairly
prominent in Texas. R and DS Doghouse getting 1009
one one calls is a common thing across this country.
There are all kinds of nuisance organizations, whether they be a
hotel, whether they be a bar, whether they be some sort of a a
clubhouse for an outlaw motorcycle gang that are
regularly the subject of phone calls.
To have the deputy attorney general come out and highlight
this like this was some sort of big FBI win it.
It should be embarrassing for a serious organization.
Serious people should be embarrassed.
What I did notice conspicuously absent, you had the FBI
director, but no deputy, even though they're both big names.
You had the attorney general and you had her deputy, right?
So you had the number one and two at DOJ, but you only had the
number one over at FBI. And they didn't mention him,
although all they did say architected.
Apparently Cash got the talking point afterwards that he was
supposed to credit Dan Bongino with this.
So he went on with John Solomon, who designed this ridiculous
set. I don't know if this was at the
White House, if this is in a like one of their press rooms or
something, but this is one of the worst visual sets that
you'll ever see. And John Solomon, who already is
a soft seed for Cash Patel, the two of them were buddies.
They were the two that were named for access to the National
Archives by Donald Trump in 2022 on the same sort of
authorization letter. So these guys, this is this is
like having your own PR propaganda mouthpiece step out
there to do it. And you'll know that John
Solomon already knows what they're going to say, that
they've already scripted this out because he'll be like he
says, like all these like real sympathetic little noises.
Like you listen to that. For me, it's nauseating because
Don Solomon has lied to my face about several things that were
really impactful for me personally and didn't matter to
him at all. He just cares about getting his
story and making sure he's out there.
I very much personally dislike John Solomon, so that is a
personal bias that I hold. But I also watch this.
He's not a talented broadcaster. He has a bad delivery, He's got
a lisp, he's weird looking, you know, and all those things are
strange for television. And if you're really, really
competent and you really, really sell it, well, there are people
who are half his age and have a third of his experience that are
outstanding at doing broadcast, even if I don't like their
message. Like Nick Fuentes is 1000 times
more engaging than John Solomon, and yet randomly he's on
television. And it's because he simps up to
this access pool and he's able to get people like the current
FBI director to sit down with him and then to basically suck
up again and say how great Dan Bongino is, who wasn't there,
who apparently was the person who architected this brilliant
thing that the FBI does every single year.
I'm covering it almost a lot because I had multiple
journalist reach out to me and say, you got to watch this press
conference. It's really bad.
There's going to be unlimited fodder for your shows.
So that's kind of funny when people from from the mainstream
are out there watching this. And you know, I got it from a
couple of different outlets. They just went like, looking
forward to seeing this. It is gross.
Here's the follow up to that. Sort of, I don't know, I called
it professional knob slobbery, which I probably shouldn't say,
but I do think that's what it is.
And I think that's a fairly well that's that's as bad as a gay
rodeo, I guess. Here's Patel pumping up Dan
Bongino, who I expect probably leaves.
I guess the money is going to be on.
Does he leave before Thanksgiving or at Thanksgiving
because of a family thing, or does he leave at Christmas when
it's quiet? One way or another, I still
think Dan Bongino is out of there.
And by the way, we haven't heard a single peep out of Andrew
Bailey, which is good because maybe he's actually doing the
job. I don't even know if Dan Bongino
shows up to work anymore. Well, I'd love to be able to
take credit for it, but I may have had one of the ideas.
But there's two groups. There's one man who is
responsible for Operation Summer Heat, and the architect is
Deputy Director Dan Bongino. He drew it up, he put out the
mechanics, he went to the field, and he went 100% for these last
seven months. And the men and women of the FBI
executed Deputy Director Bongino's summer heat operation.
And summer heat, that's just a three month snapshot, by the
way, that was only three months from June to September.
So the numbers you just announced, we just released the
numbers for the last eight straight months of the FBI and
the number that people should take away more than anything as
a result of this, because summer heat was our juggernaut that we
used to kinetically operate in Memphis, in Chicago, in every
major city, literally in America.
We have over 28,000 arrests year to date.
This year alone of violent offenders, 28,000.
That's amazing. Put it.
But just for people who don't know, to put that in
perspective, last year, year to date, the Biden administration
had 14,000. Wow, we're double.
Double. Yeah, we're double.
Wow. Double right.
Oh, yeah. That's how could you hear him in
the background? Maybe it's just me and I'm I'm
open to it to being just me listening to John Solomon and
back there just Oh yeah. Oh, man, that's so good.
It's such a great thing. It's just it's it's not good
broadcasting. For starters, it shows that
you're a partisan hack and you're out there pushing this.
He asked one question, which was clearly a setup and it and even
as a setup question, it got really, really bad and ugly.
By the way, I'm not going to just punch it.
This. I've got some other funny stuff
too. We have Bernie Sanders and AOC
for our balancing act. We're going to play some of
their town hall, which is truly nauseating as well.
Getting owned by a young man when you've been in politics for
1000 years like Bernie Sanders has is pretty bad.
But all of this stuff was the setup to is anything going to
happen? Because I've read the comments
that people posted online as well in the various different
social media platforms. And it's like, what about the
Epstein files? You can't do enough to run away
from that. And they've never addressed it
head on and done the thing they should have done.
Never. They've never once come out and
just said we blew it. We lied, we made things up, we
oversold a position that we could not justify.
We claim that there was all this stuff happening and when we got
behind the curtain, that wasn't it.
They should have done that. They should have owned up to the
fact that they were full of crap for years, doing podcast hits
and news media and writing articles and being guest
commentators and putting out books, that they were full of
it. And I put both of them on there.
I found this this morning. This made me smile in such a
funny way. This guy is the deputy director.
He's the code deputy director of the FBI.
Do you remember him? Many of you first heard about me
because of this guy. How do you do podcasts like this
and then end up in the place where they're at right now,
where nobody's been arrested that they're talking about?
Has it? Have we ever once heard of the
people inside the Secret Service that were compromised, that
we're doing the evil things that Dan Bongino told us about?
Didn't he say that they were going to go after and get the
pipe bomb? Like none of their promises have
come true? Listen to this.
Tell me if you remember this guy.
Listen to me. Trump is being hunted by
professionals who know exactly what they're doing.
And because I hate teases, is the Secret Service compromised?
Now? I know you say, well, then you
brought that up last week. Is there a mole, whether
intentional or unintentional, in the Secret Service?
I'll talk about that. But some someone, let's just say
who can be trusted? I spoke to last.
Week at the end of the week. Has informed me that their
communication system for the Secret Service may be almost
entirely compromised. In other words, people trying to
hunt and kill Donald Trump may know more about what Donald
Trump is doing than Donald Trump is doing.
That sounds really dramatic. I bet you better TuneIn next
week to find out more. How many months are we away from
that? That's like a year old.
Listen to this crazy inside information I have now.
I'm on the inside. I don't know anything.
He might as well be doing the Batman voice.
I just find it embarrassing. It's not quite as embarrassing
as this setup and failure. Remember, all of these guys went
in with the idea that they were going to clean out the rot.
They were going to find the quote UN quote, Deep State
actors. I actually thought that a guy
who used to be a Secret Service agent and who worked at the
ground level, who was like AGS 13 and a 14 would actually know
what that looked like. You could ask any person who's
got more than a couple years of experience in federal law
enforcement, hey, what's that? What does the deep state
operation look like? What would that look like?
Who are the people that are the entrenched bureaucrats?
And they would go, oh, it's middle management.
I had this conversation. I was on a run and borderline
hypoxic talking to Steve Baker the other day.
I'm like, this is not a top down or a bottom up organization.
When we talk about the FBI, when we talk about DOJ line
prosecutors and so on, that's not what's causing the problems
for America. It is a middle out issue.
It is middle management who has been selected because they're
the people who put their hand up and said I would like to be a
manager. I've got three years of
experience, right? I left the Bureau at six years.
I've got three years of experience.
I think I can tell other people what to do.
I'm shitty at doing my job. I'm not particularly capable or
intelligent, but I do like having power and I'd love to be
able to be paid at AGS 14. I'd love to get a decade worth
of promotions in one fell swoop, and now that I'm there, I'm
willing to do anything. You ask.
You want to go after J Sixers? We should do it.
You want to go after Jim Comedy? I'm your guy.
You want to go after ice people and have a bunch of like fake
arrest stats? Whatever you say, boss.
Do you know who these people are?
They're not based on principle. They're not based on ideology.
They're based on what's in it for me.
They call it the Witham. That's there's actually a
government acronym for it, Witham.
What's in it for me, Witham, is what manages government.
It's not that complicated. So are we going to see any deep
state arrests? We're going to see all those bad
guys that we've talked about that we've been hearing about
for years. You know, the real bad guys, not
the not the the little Inn in Alaska that could that got 1009
one one calls on it in four years.
Not that I mean like the real baddies that have been really
out there going after us and committing the treason and the
seditious conspiracies and the conspiracies against rights and
screwing up this country that we that we heard that these guys
knew how to handle it. Were we going to get them?
You tell me if you're confident after listening to this answer.
Beyond those who are already charged, do you think you've
seen other crimes that might eventually get referred to
justice? Yes, we are looking at so many
different leads on criminal activity by those who are in
positions of power, and we're not going to stop until every
single one of those is fully exposed.
The documents are provided either to Congress or the courts
of law and make every referral we can under the Department of
Justice. These indictments that you've
seen and the ones that you're going to see coming up here in
this near future are just the beginning.
But I have to remind the audience, one thing, everybody's
like, it's seven months. What have you guys been doing?
Well, they spent 20 years building this disease, temple of
corruption. It takes a little bit of time to
to defeat it and beat it down. I'm not asking you to trust me.
I'm asking you to look at the work the men and women of the
FBI have done so far in these 7-8 months and just imagine what
we're going to do come the year end.
OK, So what we need to do is do make believe and and pretend
time. Is that what you guys got from
it? Because that's what I took.
Imagine what we're going to do. Doesn't mean we're going to do
it. I imagined you were going to
give us Epstein files. I imagined you were at least
going to come clean and say, hey, we don't have anything.
And here's why. They spent 20 years building a
corrupted, diseased temple. Cool.
That sounds like you should start 20 years ago.
And anybody that entered management 20 years ago should
be eliminated from the role of manager in the entire FBI.
In the meantime, that's not what they're doing.
They're just promoting the people that were already there.
Do you know who selected those people?
Chris Ray for seven years. Jim Comedy for the years before
that. Some of them were selected under
Mueller. Yeah.
That's who's out there. The people that are at the 20
year mark, 22 years in the Bureau.
Got it. You want to know the funniest
thing that came out of yesterday's meeting?
And I'll just I'll just end my my coverage of it with this cash
Patel announced Maybe the funniest thing that he doesn't
even know is funny. I imagine he doesn't actually
know this is funny. This came out on X.
FBI special agents will keep getting paid because we
prioritize the people who protect this country.
President Trump has made sure our men and women in law
enforcement and the military will not miss a paycheck during
the shutdown. America's security doesn't stop,
and neither do we. That's his claim.
Do you guys realize that the FBI agents make up about 13,513
thousand 800 of the 38,000 employees at FBI?
You're just going to pay the FBI special agents?
Are you kidding me? Please do this.
This is the funniest thing that you could do.
There is already a deep and inherent resentment between the
so-called professional support staff or the unsupport staff is
what I would call them. The women in the nail room,
right, That I've told you about before.
The people that work there that are in the analytical end of
thing that don't do law enforcement.
I had a, a a an an analyst one time.
I said, Hey, can you help me with this thing?
And they said, oh, I don't, I don't work cases.
I don't work cases in the same attitude that a national
security agent once told me. I have a real job.
I work national security. She said that to a couple of
cops who had real jobs fighting actual crimes.
OK, that level of like smarminess, that sort of
instinct of one job is better than the other.
There is one job that is the top job at the FBI.
It's special agent. But to pay the best paid people
in the Bureau and not pay the others and still have them go to
work will be the funniest thing that you could do to RIP the
culture of that agency apart. And if you're doing that in
other agencies as well, that is freaking hilarious.
It would get you right back to the to the message that we don't
need non essentials. I do think that would be useful.
I would love to see it. We might as well cover the story
right now. The Senate failed to advance the
GOP funding bill for the ninth time in a row.
The government shutdown has entered Day 16 and nobody cares.
And if you only pay some people and those people are the best
paid people in your agency because FBI agents are by far
the best paid for their amount of time and tenure, that's
freaking hysterical and I think they should do that.
I think you should keep paying them.
I'm not sure how they get around that.
CBS reported this story here letting you know the GOP bill to
fund the House has failed for the ninth time.
Or fund the the government rather.
They ended the 15th day of the shutdown.
We're now in the 16th. The vote attracted no additional
support from Democrats who are basically stalwart on what
they're doing. Members in the military were set
to be paid on Wednesday despite the shutdown after the Trump
administration tapped unused research and development funds
to cover their checks. The House Speaker, Mike Johnson,
warned that it was a temporary fix.
I don't know what funds they're going to tap when it comes to
paying FBI Special Agent 18 elevens, but let him do it and
it doesn't matter. FBI agents will be paid during
the shutdown, said Cash Patel. Again, no details on how that
is. I know for a fact that my
friends only got paid for one of the weeks, not the other week
when they got their paycheck last Friday.
So I guess they're going to have a big true up thing.
They're going to screw up everybody's tax structure.
This is fun, This is dumb. Never, never stop these people
when they're doing silliness and they are doing silliness right
now. So I'm just going to call it
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right there. We're going to cover a couple
other fun stories. How about fun takeaways from
Bernie Sanders and AOCI? Don't have an AOC voice, folks.
I do not have 1A. Bernie Sanders just sounds like
that in my name whenever. Like in my mind whenever I hear
the name of. Bernie Sanders.
It sounds like Bernie Sanders is saying it.
So there we go. Let's read a bit about the
takeaways from the CNN. They did a town hall as
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez accused Republicans of refusing to work
to end the government shutdown and referred to House Speaker
Mike Johnson as inane and silly. Those are what he was focusing
on. The White House's rapid response
account called her and her fellow progressive Bernie
Sanders not serious people. This is why we have room to get
stuff done and we're not doing it.
Why are we not getting things done when we have silly people
that are on the other side? This would be a great
opportunity to just own it. Imagine if Mike Johnson came
out, if Johnson came on, just said, listen, this is our
shutdown. The government is trash.
We don't like it. There's nothing good.
It's a great, it's a great waste of money.
And there are some things that we unfortunately have to do with
government. So we will do them, but we're
not thrilled about it. They can't do that because that
would actually involve explaining that their system of
power is garbage, kind of like an oligarchy.
This is Bernie Sanders getting owned by what looks like a young
college age male with a thick Indian accent.
See, we're not mean to all Indian people, just people who,
you know, want to make talking tissues and lie about crime
stats. This guy just took Bernie to the
woodshed. Listen to this.
How do you think this shutdown reflects on Chuck Schumer's
leadership? Well, I think it reflects more
on Mike Johnson's leadership and President Trump's leadership.
This is a leadership which said it's OK to give a well, how do
you feel? You tell me.
I think it's a good idea to give a trillion dollars in tax breaks
to the richest people in the country and then make massive
cuts to health care for working class people.
I think Chuck Schumer has voted for continuing resolutions 13
times in the last four years, and he has the opportunity to
vote for one again, but he's refusing to come to the.
Table I think look. Well, I think that you probably
help me on that one because I don't actually that's a lot of
times that they have done this. We don't believe in doing things
consistently. We are just not very good at
this anymore. It seems like you bring
receipts, and I do not like those.
What I do like is a good sombrero.
If you're listening right now, you should check us out on
Spotify so that you can visually see what I'm about to play for
you. It goes along with the music.
You'll have an indication. Republicans have been appealing
to audiences, especially young people like myself, online using
social media. Why does Republican messaging on
social media seem so much more effective than Democratic
messaging? And what can we do about it?
Well, that's a great question. I think the Republicans are
affected. They have learned a lot about
social media. And by the way, it doesn't hurt
that they're friends on all of the major social media
platforms, you know? Did he just say that?
Did he say something about how Republicans have friends at all
the major social media platforms?
Is that the world we're living in right now where you were
going to straight lie to our faces even though we already
know? Didn't they give millions if not
billions of dollars in support to Democrat candidates over the
last couple years to try to push this thing along?
That music is really catchy though, isn't it?
I I think that I I stopped drinking a couple years ago
because it just never added anything to my life.
But in my life I have been hungover, and many of you have
too. If you want to know what I my
secret belief is about what hell might look like.
It's a really aggressive hangover and a mariachi ban.
And I've seen somebody who's been in that hell.
I had some friends actually, right when I met my wife, we had
a a friend that overdid it on either the night I met her or
maybe the night after something like that, like right around
then. And we went out to breakfast
right across the street in that crappy little neighborhood where
I made 1000 calls to 911 and 311, and somebody turned on a
mariachi jukebox while our friend Jeff was sitting there
with a splitting headache and a miserable look on his face.
And I realized that that's what hell look like.
It is real. It has to be real because you
can. You can absolutely see that that
person was in hell at that time. Bernie Sanders in his own little
version of hell. I think this is a Democrat.
Hell, I think that these people are in this moment where they
have no idea how to even defend their silliness.
And so the cartoon sombrero on the top of a Bernie Sanders head
is amazing. It's perfect.
It says exactly how serious we take you.
They take themselves that seriously too.
For the first time, their stupidity doesn't actually land
with the audience that they're actually trying to touch.
You'll notice that this is ACNN Town Hall called Shut Down
America. Like it even matters.
And Americans overwhelmingly are like, why do we even fund you
idiots? You can't even agree on simple
things. You can't even answer simple
questions. Here's AOC asking if she's going
to primary challenge Chuck Schumer and she has to turn it
over to the, you know, the oligarchy guy.
And he's going to go on this like unhinged old man rant.
And it just doesn't. It's like you didn't answer the
question. We heard you.
You didn't answer it. But are you saying that Senator
Schumer should not be worried about a primary challenge from
you? Let me jump in on this one.
Let me. This is See, that's exactly what
we're talking. Have a country that is falling
apart. We had a house housing crisis, a
healthcare crisis, an education crisis, massive income and
wealth inequality, a corrupt campaign finance system, and the
media says, oh, you're going to run.
What are you going to run for? Nobody cares.
So one more talk. Nobody.
Cares here it's the House Speaker and President Trump and
the vice president saying it. Pardon.
Of course, they're saying it to deflect the tension away from
the. But there's all these problems.
They've got the problems. Have you not heard the problems
in this country? We got the crisis on the hedge
of houses and we got the crisis and the education, and the
oligarchy has taken all the money and the wealth and the
quality is going on. It's hard to actually do that
voice for very long. You got to respect the guy.
He's in his 80s. He does a good job saying silly
things. All of that tells me one really
simple thing, and I'm going to turn to another older voice,
this one that is one that I respect a little more.
This is Victor Davis Hanson, and he makes the argument that
Donald Trump personally broke these people.
I don't think he's wrong. I've seen it in my life and you
have too. How many of us have seen that
our neighbors and our family members and friends that used to
make sense and didn't lose their ever loving minds about things
that didn't, you know, that weren't crazy.
They just cannot have a non emotional reaction to something
so simple as like, hey, are you, are you going to primary
challenge somebody in your house in in your own camp?
Are you going to go after somebody in your party?
That can happen and they're like, they just lose it.
DDH my buddy thinks that he's one of the great ones.
I think he's his voice of sanity is there.
He's kind of a little bit more Trumper, pro Trumpy than I'm
comfortable with sometimes. But I don't think that he's
wrong. And he talks about why people
looked at it and went, look, look, what did you just hear?
You heard an Indian young man own Bernie Sanders badly.
And then you heard probably the scariest version, a young white
girl who by all accounts would probably fall into, she's at
ACNN Town hall, for God's sake, would fall into the the power
range of people that will look over and go, Donald Trump is an
evil, bad orange man. And whatever he says is, is
wrong. DDH is, I think he's correct.
I think that some of these people's brains have broken.
And the younger generation is like, yo, you're not cool,
you're not fun, you're not hip, you're not with it.
You don't even make sense. Look, we're going to vote some
other way. That's why we have room to not
suck and not have some of the goofiness that goes on in some
of these government departments. Donald Trump's greatest legacy.
He broke the Democratic Party and he turned it.
He exposed it for what it was. It was a bicoastal elite party
with a bunch of billionaires who spend lavishly and a bunch of
subsidized poor and a professional class that feels
frustrated. They make 200 and $300,000 a
year, but they live in these blue cities that are very
expensive and they can't buy their beautiful home.
That's what the Mondami constituency is, frustrated
young white professionals. And then you they've lost the
working class. They've lost.
It's not just the they have lost the muscular classes, Hispanic
muscular classes, black males, white.
As I said before, if you look at 2016, 20 and 24, Donald Trump's
white vote, it's pretty constant.
And he did not win the popular vote in 2016 or 2020 and his
voting. And yet he did win the popular
vote and the Electoral College in 2024 with the same percentage
and actual numbers of white voters.
So what happened? He picked up some women.
He picked up some young people, and he got 55% of Hispanic
males, and he got about 25% of black males.
And he? And the people of Chicago are
walking around with MAGA hats. You have women, beautiful black
women walking around with MAGA hats.
Please let the president in. And we don't care how he does
it. They're not interested in
National Guard or. Army, Navy, bring them in.
Marines bring in the Marines. They just want the crime to stop
and more so because of the success that we had in DCI.
Think if we didn't have that success, nobody would even
believe it. Only Donald Trump could do
Donald Trump. Every time that one of the
cabinet members does a knock off version of Donald Trump or a sub
cabinet member who's an appointee does a like a knock
off version of Donald Trump, it falls flat because only Donald
Trump can say ridiculous things like he just said right there.
And it comes off as being sort of charming and not offensive.
What Trump is is represented in the same way that Ron Swanson
represented on Parks and Recreation is that people are
dissatisfied and they don't think the system is good and
they don't like the way that it goes.
And they're like, hey, we've been voting this way.
We don't like how you're doing this.
You've asked us to believe a bunch of nonsensical things that
are completely illogical. You can't answer simple
questions. You've tried to pit US against
each other. We want to sometimes have an off
color joke. You think that construction
workers don't say racist or sexist or homophobic or bigoted
things that would offend some sun, you know, some little
snowflake on the left. And in the meantime, like,
you're going to go ahead and convince them that they have to
have this moral air of superiority.
Cops, firefighters, paramedics, ER nurses.
ER nurses are some of the nastiest people that have ever
walked the earth when it comes to way their mouths run the
things that they say out loud and laugh at.
Why? Because people die in their
hands every day. Same thing with cops.
Same thing with people in the military who are enlisted.
There's a huge chunk of people who work in like pretty
aggressive trades where life can be a little bit dark.
And so they have to have a little bit of fun with it.
I just sent a message to one of my buddies.
I've got a retired ATF agent and a current FBI agent and a couple
others, like sitting in this little group chat.
And I said, whenever they leak this group chat, man, they're
going to be so upset about how many truthful, sort of racisty
memes there are. And they're all edgy because the
stuff that we've spent our life doing is edgy.
It's edgy to have people die in your freaking hands.
It's edgy to go walk outside and have to save somebody, save a A1
year old baby because some asshole boyfriend is beating the
crap out of mom and throws the baby down the stairs.
And you're now dealing with an infant who's probably going to
be infirm for the rest of their life.
And you got to walk home with that, shake it off, and then go
have dinner with your kids. Do you get it?
JD Vance makes a point about this, this scandal, this quote,
UN quote scandal from a, from a text message thread that was
leaked by a bunch of young Republicans.
If nobody's ever seen what young boys talk about, and if you've
never been a young boy or if you're going to act like you
didn't act like that when you were younger, if you didn't say
silly things. My buddy and I used to do a
routine where we would, we would talk about the problem of
subdues. We would have this little voice
and we would do it. It was a funny little joke.
And our friend was Jewish and he was with us and he didn't care.
It's just like, who could do a good accent?
Who could do a good Hitler accent because it was funny, not
because everybody was endorsing Hitler is because the sense of
humor wasn't completely lost, but the inability to process
humor on the left and accept that context matters.
They're the ones that are always out there with the fact checks.
Oh, requires context when we say it?
No, it always requires context. Human beings can say things that
are wildly inappropriate that are truly funny in a moment.
And our comedians used to do that and we used to do it with
our friends. And so you'd have people that
would have a joke about, you know, there was a, a, a video of
Bernie Sanders walking with Mandami in New York and AOC.
And it was like a Jewish socialist, a Muslim socialist
and a Latina socialist all walk into a bar.
Who's paying for it? And the joke would be, I don't
know, probably the taxpayers, right?
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, socialist, don't pay for things.
It's not off color. That's lighthearted stuff.
That's that's that's open fair, but you'd find the left would
scream about it and act like they have the ability to
unilaterally declare what is it is and is not in bounds.
That was the joy of Ron Swanson. He said things that were like
marginally offensive about government or about people who
acted inappropriately. He said things about
stereotypes. The reason the stereotypes exist
is because there is a nice enough people, there's enough
evidence in the collective human understanding that like some of
the stuff is true for some of those people.
Whatever that stereotype is, it doesn't even matter who I'm
talking about. You don't know what I'm talking
about. I don't even but fill in the
blank stereotype applies to enough people that people have
an experience with and they go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've
experienced that. It's not every Jewish person,
black person, Muslim person, someone from India, That's not
all of them. Obviously.
That's, that's, that's foolishness.
But to act like the stereotype came out of nowhere because of
bigotry, that's not where it came from.
It came from people's experiences.
And they went like, now I'm going to unilaterally broaden
this thing up and hopefully they don't actually treat everyone
that way. But it doesn't mean it's not
funny sometimes. JD Vance is talking about the
group chat. That seems like a really
reasonable take, the group chat. Don't let somebody's group chat
leak from a private text message exchange define the rest of
their career. That's absurd.
We wouldn't do that. That's never been a possibility
in previous existence. I feel bad for young kids today
who think that the Internet is real, who think their life is
over because of something like this one of these silly
scandals. And Vance is right.
He's like, we need to be careful of our children.
This is the reason why you'll never see my kids on camera,
folks. You won't.
Not until they're old enough to make their mind up.
And by that time, I hope I'm not doing this because my kids are
not old enough to make good decisions online.
They don't have phones. My 8 year old's not going to get
a phone for a long time that when she does it's going to be
restricted to minimal use. I'd like to get her a landline
she can talk to her friends where I can pick up the phone
and say hey get off the phone the way that my parents might
have done. It's sad we're living in a
different reality. Anyway.
JD Van says young Republicans accused of racism shouldn't have
their lives ruined. That's the story.
But the real story is is why would you assume that it's
racism when it's comedy? And some of the stuff is so out
of context. It's clearly a joke.
Here he is addressing this on. I think this is on the Charlie
Kirk show. By focusing on what kids are
saying in a group chat. Grow up.
I'm sorry focus on the real issues.
Don't focus what on what kids say in Group chats.
But there's another angle to this that I I just have to be
honest about I'm like an old guy at this one.
I'm 41 years old. I have 3 kids, you know, we, we,
I, I grew up in a different world, right?
We're not most of what I, the stupid things that I did when I
was a teenager and a young adult, they're, they're not on
the Internet. Like I'm going to tell my kids,
especially my boys, don't put things on the Internet.
Like be careful with what you post.
If you put something in a group chat, assume that some scumbag
is going to leak it in an effort to try to cause you harm or
cause your family harm. But the reality is that kids do
stupid things, especially young boys.
They tell edgy, offensive jokes like that's what kids do.
And I really don't want us to grow up in a country where a kid
telling a stupid joke, telling a very offensive stupid joke is
caused to ruin their lives. And at some point we're all all
going to have to say enough of this BS.
We're not going to allow the worst moment and a 21 year olds
group chat to ruin a kid's life for the rest of time.
We're already there, folks. I know we're there because
that's how Donald Trump won the second time around.
That's what VDH was saying about breaking this.
Nobody wants this crap anymore. I'm going to do a, a plug right
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that is some of the dumb things that young men do and I'm just
going to do a very specific example when I was probably, I
don't know, somewhere between 14 and probably 16.
OK, 16 or 17, I think my brothers came up with this
brilliant idea and it was called catting.
They did this thing called catting.
I'm going to give some of your teenagers ideas they didn't even
know about. And it is objectively stupid as
a grown up, really, really dumb and dangerous.
But it was really funny to us. Catting was when you trace the
outline of a silhouette of a cat on a piece of cardboard and then
you spray painted or you markered the, the cat outline
that you cut out with a razor blade or scissors, all black.
OK. And then you took that black cat
silhouette with a tail and everything and you super glued 2
Dimes for eyes right in the middle, really shiny reflective
Dimes. And then we would take it, or
they would take it and they would set it out in the street
and they'd put a stick to prop it up.
Just a little little stick set up right in the middle of the
street in a place where they could go run and hide behind
bushes. They'd get up on a hill and be
able to watch down from 2030 feet away and a car would come
running along and the headlights would hit the Dimes.
They would reflect back at the driver who had to make a split
second decision. And they would either smoke the
cat or they would pound on their brakes and go skidding to a stop
and go look for the cat they just killed, which wasn't real,
which was now laying flat because it was made of
cardboard. And it is truly, truly funny
when a guy on his cell phone in his BMW in 1997 is driving with
his open top convertible and he's talking on the phone.
And he was like, anyway, And then I told bride and shit, I
just hit a cat. You know, like, that's funny to
a 16 year old, to a 15 year old, to a 13 year old.
It's stupid and dangerous because that guy could have, you
know, driven off the road or wrecked his car or done some
real damage. Is that the kind of thing that
we're going to look at and be like, you make terrible
decisions for the rest of your life because you're a teenage
idiot? And this is the same story of
this group chat. And here's how I know it's over
because those people used to scold us.
They scolded us and said we can tell you that you're dumb, but
you can't say it back. This is from Piers Morgan, who
I'm not a big fan of, and a woman claiming the claim of the
Democrat Party. I think this is actually a
mainline claim that if you are in a protected category, then
you are above reproach. And that is a truly wild take.
Now you can respond. Women cannot be racist to white
women. Are you kidding me?
Sorry, that makes no sense. Sorry, Black women cannot be
racist to white women. Do you not understand that?
Oh, yes, they can. You don't have the intellectual.
Oh, yes, they can to understand that.
Oh, yes, they can. And you've been racist to me.
That's very much. You've been racist to me, a
white man, by saying I'm a race baiter.
Yeah. How am I racist to you?
I'm black. I can't be racist.
You've called me a race baiter with no evidence to me.
When have I been a race baiter? You could be racist to me.
When have I been a race baiter? Powerhouse?
Tell me when I've been a race baiter.
You can't be razors to me. I'm a powerhouse.
Ma'am, Ma'am, ma'am. I don't know who's been telling
these women that they were untouchable or that they
couldn't do anything wrong. But someone has been telling
them that. And maybe that person is the
kind of people that educated Kitanji Jackson Brown.
I don't know. I hear that stuff and it tells
me we're done with whatever nonsense that is.
People are over it. They think it's silliness.
They have highlighted themselves as being ridiculous.
Here's a story that comes from ABC News.
The Supreme Court appears ready to limit key parts of the Voting
Right Act. This is the thing they were
crying about the day before. The arguments happened
yesterday. I've only got 1 clip of it.
I actually don't understand exactly how it all got argued.
It sounds like it went very favorably for Louisiana, which
was basically arguing that they want to kind of gut the Voting
Rights Act. I think there was a time and a
place when maybe it was necessary, but we have passed
that. And if we're being truly honest,
the Voting Rights Act and a lot of the civil rights legislation
that went on in the 60s were probably unconstitutional to
begin with. There's been strong arguments
made by people like Ben Shapiro, who for better, for worse, you
know, you don't have to like him today, but the guy made some
very, very articulate and intelligent takes and he's had
them for a very long time. One of which, which I very much
ingested and I've come to believe is that we've basically
had two competing comp constitutions in this country.
One of them was the constitution that was at the country's
founding and set out to create the more perfect union.
And the other was the civil rights movements sort of suite
of of laws that were passed and they are they are not in concert
with the original constitution and they do not fit well.
The Supreme Court appears ready to limit these things.
The Supreme Court on Wednesday appeared ready to limit how a
key part of the Voting Rights Act long aimed at protecting
equal opportunity for racial minority voters as applied to
the drawing of state election maps.
During oral arguments in a complicated case challenging the
drawing of a second majority black district in Louisiana, the
court's conservative majority suggested that race may have
improperly predominated as a factor in its creation.
At the same time, it wasn't clear whether the majority of
the court was prepared to issue a more sweeping ruling that any
use of race as a factor in redistricting is
unconstitutional. I think on its face, it is
unconstitutional to do that sort of thing.
Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, which we talked about
yesterday, has been a guardrail against states, quote UN quote,
packing black voters into districts and cracking
communities of color into other districts with the aim of
diluting their electoral influence.
I actually don't like the way that we do voting maps.
I think they should be done on a county wide basis.
Like whatever's in the county should be what's in the county.
And that means that some rural areas are going to get lumped in
with urban areas, but the urban areas, generally speaking,
should represent themselves. If you live in a close, like a
demographic consistent area, so be it.
Then you get a representative and you could be 50% of the
population of the state, but it doesn't mean that you should
have 50% of the representation from that state because each
area is supposed to have its own representation.
If you just happen to live really close to your neighbor,
that's your problem. That's not my problem.
It has nothing to do with me. That would be the way that I
would take it. Here is maybe the worst take by
any Supreme Court Justice. As a general rule, this woman
can be counted on to have them. This is Katanji Jackson Browne
or Katanji Brown Jackson, depending on what day it is and
depending on how we're covering her.
She did an oral argument. My favorite thing about this
woman, I guess, is that she continues to act like she's
actually arguing the case. So she argues her version of the
case nothing better than being a impartial arbiter, not trying to
understand what the argument being made is, but making your
own argument, which is what these people do.
This is what the problem is with activist judges.
It's even worse when they're dim bulbs like this lady.
She actually calls black people disabled because of their skin
color. That's a real hot take in 2025.
I don't think it goes over well. I guess I'm thinking of it of
the fact that remedial action absent discriminatory intent is
really not a new idea in the civil rights laws.
And, and my kind of paradigmatic example of this is something
like the ADA. Congress passed the Americans
with Disabilities Act against the backdrop of a world that was
generally not accessible to people with disabilities.
And so it was discriminatory in effect, because these folks were
not able to access these buildings.
And it didn't matter whether the person who built the building or
the person who owned the building intended for them to be
exclusionary. It that that's irrelevant.
Congress said the facilities have to be made equally open to
people with disabilities if readily possible.
I guess I don't understand why that's not what's happening
here. The idea in Section 2 is that we
are responding to current day manifestations of past and
present decisions that disadvantage minorities and make
it so that they don't have equal access to the voting system,
right. They're they're disabled.
In fact, we use the word disable in Milligan.
We say that's a way in which you see that these processes are not
equally open. The time for that person is
over. She scraped in as the last
person into the Idiocracy. She's the last appointment
that's going to make it in that way.
I hope she is not a bright lady. And everything about that is
weird and gross and the alternative and the answer and
the broken brain sounds like this.
And the people of Chicago are walking around with MAGA hats.
You have women, beautiful black women who who's walking around
with the MAGA hats on and the people of Chicago are walking
around with MAGA hats. You have women, beautiful black
women walking around with MAGA hats.
Please let the president in. And we don't care how he does
it. Beautiful black women, like, who
talks like that? It's so funny.
It's so goofy that this is the person that broke their brains.
It really is. And, and you'll notice he
doesn't claim that these beautiful black women are
somehow disabled either because they're black.
What a gross, weird, hot take. I didn't take it out of context.
I just gave you about like 2 minutes of what she was talking
about. So all that's really strange and
weird. That doesn't mean everything the
Trump administration does is great.
It doesn't even mean like a lot of what they do is great.
There's some really dumb bad takes.
This is something I'm not going to touch on too much, but
there's a brewing story about how the United States is ready
to support Argentina in the middle of a government shutdown.
We're talking about sending 40 billion.
There's been numbers like 20 billion floated around to
Argentina. How is that America?
First, The funny thing is, is that Trump branding is far more
offensive to these people than Trump in reality.
Because if you recall, these people absolutely love giving
money to people that are not America.
They love sending money to not Americans and using your tax
dollars without something you would have explicitly said you
wanted to do and sending it out to anyone for gender theory
queer studies out in, you know, Nairobi.
What on earth are we talking about here?
I'll put this over in the on the at calserafin.com if you guys
want to be able to read the link here.
But the Treasury Secretary said we're talking about putting
another $20 billion in private sector loans to Argentina,
effectively doubling the value of AUS rescue plan.
We're going to bail out their farmers.
It's a private sector solution to Argentina's coming debt
payments. But by private sector, what he
means is the US public sector is going to fund it.
Why? Why are we doing this?
the US government would arrange funding commitments from banks
and sovereign wealth funds that cover 2nd $20 billion tranche to
this company to this country. Rather, the comment is most
likely designed to allay growing fears that US taxpayers will
supply the funds. At the end of the day, if the
federal government is getting involved and trying to arrange
these deals, that actually is what fascism is about.
By the way, folks, you guys get it.
The true definition of fascism is when the government comes in,
puts pressure in on private, private businesses and has them
do their will even though they're not an owner.
It gives argument to these idiots that are out there making
the crazy arguments and there's plenty of them making these
arguments. This is a little video.
This is going to come up again. I told you guys that was my No
Kings rig, which I've got set up over here.
This is the I'll reach off camera.
This is the silent backpack that we're going to be taking with
us. I'm going to be taking with me.
I might be bringing another person undisclosed who's going
to keep an eye on my back. We're going to go out and do
this stuff because these people are out there losing their minds
about it and they have a right to protest.
They just don't have a right to violent protest.
Here's the crazy thing. The same nonsensical position
that we've heard about talking to journalists and we're going
to get the truth and we're going to go out there and look for the
money and Soros and this and all the nonsense you've heard from
Patel and the others when it comes to going after Antifa.
This is another reason why nothing's happening.
This has already been done. We did this in 2020.
We did it for a whole year. I saw this exact scene play out
in Portland. I could drive.
I could drive Donald Trump and take his detail to the corner
where I saw deliveries exactly like this video.
This is from Nick Shirley. This is Antifa protesters,
rioters being given supplies. FBI surveillance agents not only
saw the delivery of supplies, but we track the people who took
the supplies to where they went and then saw them distributed to
people. And then those supplies ended up
in the midst of a rally that turned into a riot.
That's what Rico looks like, folks.
That's organized crime. The argument has already been
made. It's already been proven.
There are plenty of testimonial documents that are already in
the files of FBI Portland. That's why I don't think these
people are serious about this, unfortunately.
I want them to be. I want you to see this video.
I've seen this with my own eyes. This is a real thing.
You have all this stuff that's getting dropped off right here.
You have all the inflatables as well that the people have been
protesting in. A little strange.
They have a U-Haul shipment full of all the stuff that's
apparently have been taken away. So stuff's been coming in.
There's still protesters out right now.
It's like 4:00 PM right now, I believe.
And the protesters are starting to show up here to the ICE
facility in Portland. So you got people that are
protesting ICE. There's people that are all bent
out of shape about it. These are the same people that
were bent out of shape about George Floyd.
They were the same people that were doing the Summer of Love
and the BLM nonsense, which was also based on a lie.
And again, what it comes down to is the brand of Donald Trump.
He's offensive to them to the point where their brains broke
and they don't actually look at the actions of Donald Trump,
which is not inherently that bad and actually doesn't really
bother normal people. So you've got this unhinged
group of people that have been completely cracked.
That's why you end up at the town hall with Bernie Sanders
and AOC doing what she just did. That's how you end up with Chris
Murphy making a video like this, which I'll play in a second,
talking about no kings. That's how we got Joe Walsh
supposedly like a Tea Party guy cracked and become an anti Trump
person. Now if he was like Trump is not
conservative enough and he's not doing concert, No, that's not
the way he went. He went to the lefty weirdo
thing. We're going to defend these
idiots. We're doing dangerous stuff.
They are doing dangerous stuff. They've been doing it for years.
They just look for an excuse and they and then they launch it.
Here's Chris Murphy making the plea that Americans back the No
Kings rally. I mean, I'm going to go out
there. I think you guys should go out
there too. Go walk around and just see
what's going on. In some areas you'll find it's
100% organic and there are people that are just bought into
the propaganda. They're the same type that show
up on Piers Morgan and say black women cannot be racist.
They're going to be those same people or the white women that
enable that sort of nonsense. And then there's going to be the
people that are agitators that are really getting after it.
And then there's going to be dummies like this story here
that we have on the screen, which I'll read real quickly.
There was a an interaction between a teenager in
Massachusetts detained by ICE. The funniest thing about the
story, he's a teen boy. He was arrested for allegedly
threatening another middle schooler taken into custody by
ICE, who was taken in initially by police, who had a credible
trip tip that a juvenile boy made a violent threat against
another boy within our public school system.
The mayor said that the boy was arrested and after an
investigation, the officers found that they had a six to
seven inch double sided knife on him at school.
Apparently no guns were found, so just knives which totally
kill people just as much. The boy was taken to police
custody. Then he was sent procedurally
through fingerprints over to ICE to determine if he was an
illegal entry and then ICE came and detained the boy.
We can read between the lines of what it says, but the mayor and
the people that are the advocates for this kid would not
comment on his immigration status, what grade he was in or
what his name was, because obviously that would destroy
their whole narrative. The second story is something
that came out of Chicago in the last couple days about a 15 year
old, which you're seeing on the screen right now, who was
arrested. Oh, no, he was 15 and he was
arrested by ICE, Border Patrol agents, Homeland Security,
federal agents and was detained. And they go, well, it's wrong.
They threw him to the ground. He's a little a hole who was
throwing eggs and he was throwing rocks at Bortac.
You're lucky to be alive. I'll just be honest with you.
Those guys are studs. Those guys are killers.
Their capability is very high. If you're dumb enough to throw
eggs and rocks at federal agents in full tactical gear who are
tacked up with multiple weapon systems on their body and you
think you're going to get away with it, it's going to be fine.
You're a dummy, and guess what, teenagers?
It shouldn't ruin your life. It shouldn't be the end of you,
but you probably should learn some consequences earlier than
later, because you can't do that when you're 18.
You can't do it when you're 20. You can go to jail for a long
time, especially if you didn't need damage, or you can be
killed on the street because you've reached the threshold for
deadly force, which is what you're doing when you start
throwing rocks. I made that decision when I went
into the riots in DC and in Portland.
I wasn't going to take a brick to the head and hope that I
walked away conscious so that I didn't have to worry about
whether or not I was going to make it home to my kids.
If you throw bricks or rocks at people's heads, you are making a
dumb decision. The consequences could be fatal.
Don't do it. You need better parenting.
Apparently the federal court issued a rule strictly
prohibiting federal officers from using tear gas or other
riot patrol on protesters, journalists or onlookers except
in equivalent circumstances to where the officer would be
authorized to use deadly force. They've actually now said that
less than lethal force is the same as deadly force.
Guess what? They these people don't know the
difference. A rock it.
It's crowd control. It's also a deadly force
scenario. It's pretty actually easy to
articulate deadly force. That's one of the things that I
learned in the Federal Law Enforcement Academy.
The broad circumstances under which you can actually justify
it if you are so inclined, is very broad.
So good, they've now limited these people and you're going to
have it like a really significant danger put on the
public because you're not going to be able to use less lethal
earlier. And they're only going to be
able to use it when it's already escalated to the point where
they can use lethal. So they could tear gas him or
they could shoot him in the chest.
And that's what these kids are going to end up fighting out.
And a lot of these people have never been living in a in a
world where there are any consequences.
This is a parenting problem. So that stupid soft hearted
everybody is a good person at heart.
It's just a bad system. And these mean federal, federal
immigration authorities, it's not going to fly when they have
to shoot the first person. And again, we talked about it
yesterday. But that whole idea of the
Podesta plan where somebody steps over the line, steps into
a deadly force scenario and someone has to shoot, then
you're going to get some pretty aggressive reactions, I suspect.
And these guys are talking it up.
All the people on the left that are talking it up and acting
like tyranny is coming at you. OK.
You're going to take responsibility.
Your heated rhetoric has resulted in political
assassinations, attempted assassinations.
It's going to involve a bunch of people at a rally that get hyped
up. And when people get together in
a rally and get hyped up, they are much more susceptible to
being agitated as a crowd. Look at January 6.
We know that that was not exactly the way that those
people behaved the rest of their lives.
Sometimes the group mentality does something.
Here's Chris Murphy. He's urging people to go and
protest. So the Big No Kings protest is
coming up on Saturday. This is a really important day.
It's a day for this country to stand up and say that we've had
enough with the destruction of democracy, the building of
Trump's censorship state, the evisceration of our healthcare.
But it's pretty incredible how Republicans are showing their
true colors. They're showing us how much they
hate democracy. They're showing us how much they
hate free speech. The rhetoric has ramped up from
Republican leaders in the last few days.
These aren't sort of fringe actors in the conservative
movement. These are the leaders of the
House Republican Conference calling the protesters that are
going to show up on Saturday terrorists saying that no kings
is a hate rally. What Republicans are basically
telling you is that they hate free speech.
They hate free speech when it isn't conservative speech, when
it isn't pro Trump speech. If you offer any criticism of
this government then you hate America.
That's ridiculous, UN American and unpatriotic.
The fact is, our country was founded on the idea that
everyone has a right, a God-given right, a
constitutionally protected right, to speak up and protest
your government, especially when you think they have become
lawless and corrupt. And so the idea that the people
who are showing up to protest Trump are terrorists trying to
get you to stay home, they're trying to get you to believe
that simply by peacefully protesting your government,
you're inciting violence that. Yeah, some of them are going to
be inciting violence, folks. That's just a fact.
And I've been in these things and they change real quickly.
And it doesn't take very many of them.
And some of them are actually funded.
There's no question in my mind because they have trucks that
show up and there's a funding behind it.
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nefarious information because again, the the information that
came out from the Secret Service early on about the Chinese SIM
farms and these 100,000 SIM farms on five different
locations outside of AUS city. There was never it was always a
bigger problem than what was being alleged.
Chinese SIM farms are radicalizing Americans and
destabilizing a society. So says intelligence experts who
spoke to the Blaze. This is a story that is really
worth your read over at Blaze Media.
Type in AA slash news, you'll get to it.
It's Steve Baker and Johanneman's piece was released
yesterday afternoon that the sub headline here is There's a chat
bot that can pretend to be 27 different personalities and it's
designed to groom you. Swarms of sophisticated chat
bots enabled by China are embedded in platforms like
Reddit and Discord. If only I can remember what was
the name of the platform that the alleged shooter of Charlie
Kirk was on? Oh, it's called Discord.
That's right. Got it.
These bots are designed to radicalize America's use, foment
political division and encourage violence, according to
intelligence experts. The ability to create millions,
I'll say that again, millions of online personas which can invade
chat groups and social media sites in order in essence to
destabilize American Society is one of the most sinister uses of
these Chinese built SIM cards like the one that was shut down
in New York City in September, The Blaze News has learned.
Our population is literally being divided and radicalized to
destroy our own nation. They're using SIM networks to
initiate social media accounts by the millions.
The person that you are arguing with is likely not even a real
person. I continue to find that out.
I do not feel upset about it. There's less of it on Twitter
than on other places, but Facebook is invaded.
Many of these places are completely compromised by
Chinese color revolution type actors that are not even human
beings. Social media accounts by the
millions. Because they have the ability to
do multi factor authentication. They can literally create
millions of digital personas that seem real.
The American government has been clueless thus far.
That's what the FBI should be doing.
Not 8000 bullshit arrests for ICE and 2000 indictments for
violent crime in cities that don't actually need that.
They already have the ability to do it.
They've chosen not to. The FB is unique capability is
long term complex criminal investigations, including
against things like nation state actors.
But we're not using our tools for nation state probability and
and for for nation state protection.
We're doing the lowest hanging, stupid fruit.
The biggest issue is that the political class of America and
the United States government officials are completely
clueless to this a threat, said said their source.
Our population is literally being divided and radicalized to
destroy a nation, and this is provable, but I don't think it
would require so much more investigation to be able to show
people even on our side, how bad it is they don't want to do the
work. The process starts manually in
China and has a deep reach into American Society.
They've got thousands of people in China that set these things
up manually. And then they use really
sophisticated AI, like a ChatGPT type thing to spread certain
themes and certain messages, all designed to divide the country
and create division. And it radicalizes people when
you find out that the youth in America are being radicalized
not by other people, but by Chinese SIM farm bots.
And they are acting as though they are real.
And they are goading them into real actions because they think
it's a hot Asian girl or a, you know, it's a attractive young
man who's also going to be at the protest.
I'll see you there. I'll be in black.
This started with a swatting incident at a Secret Service
official's residence. But it is clearly a much bigger
and more scary program. And we are seeing the results of
it on the street. And I expect that I'll probably
see the results of it on the streets of Austin on this
Saturday. We're not going to be done with
the story. We'll cover more of it now that
the story has been released. I'll probably have to have Steve
Baker and Johanneman come back. Maybe we'll do A tag team with
those guys to be able to break down how scary this stuff is.
This is really bad. And again, it's unique to people
who do not have a real understanding of real life.
Like many of you. If you've never been catting, if
you've never done something stupid, if you never pick up the
phone and called a real grocery store, talk to a real person and
ask for a Sir Walter Riley in a can and all the other dumb
things. Is your refrigerator running and
right? My dad used to talk about you've
got pickled pigs feet. If you haven't done these things
in real life and know that there are real human beings on the
other end out there and you're used to just interacting online
and social media and your thumbs are doing the talking most of
the time you're probably not talking to real people out
there. And a lot of the young people
are in in serious danger of being Co opted into this
nonsense. The danger is they don't have
enough real world experience to know that that's not what real
people are. And the craziest part is, is
that young people start acting like the digital life that they
experience is real life. Which is probably why you end up
as a 15 year old throwing rocks and eggs at an ICE agent or at a
freaking Border Patrol guy who's carrying an AR15 and is trained
to be able to take out real threats.
I think that's how that stupidity happens.
I don't want it for this country and I definitely don't want it
for any of you. So anyway, be aware.
Protect your children, protect your grandbabies.
Know that this story, go read the story.
It'll be over on kyleseraphin.com.
It'll be in the comments on YouTube and it'll be on the
comments over on Rumble. Read the story for yourself and
get yourself squared away with understanding that when you tell
your kids, you tell your, your, your friends and you tell your
your compatriots that these online personas are oftentimes
not real. There's a lot of documentation
that they are not, and they're actually much more nefarious
than than just trying to get your credit card number or much
more nefarious than they're just trying to waste your time with
engagement on the platform. Some of them are actually going
out there to try to help divide this country, which is why if
you get offline, you'll immediately feel better about
everything. I promise you that I can't do it
because what I do right now on this podcast, but I'm
encouraging all of you. Take a couple hours a day,
disconnect from this nonsense. It turns out the world is
actually pretty good out there and locally, it will stay good.
And how do we know the federal government shutdown and it's
still OK? That's where we're at.
That's the show for today. I hope you guys appreciate it.
Enjoy it. I hope you had some fun with me.
We're going to play a fun clip here.
I say fun because it's Ron Swanson, my favorite character
in a comedy talking about government.
We're going to end the show with that.
Make sure you like this video before you disappear.
Here's some Ron Swanson time. Am I interrupting something
important? Impossible.
I work for the government. Chuck E Cheese could run the
parks. I think that all government is a
waste of taxpayer money. It's never too early to learn
that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a
taxpayer's teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.
OK. Guys, we are going to be
sightseeing today. Andy and Ben are going to go to
their meeting and then we're going to go back to the hotel
for. Lunch.
And I. Will spend the day getting to
know London's history. History began on July 4th, 1776.
Everything before that was a mistake.
With current and projected deficits, we need to cut
expenditures by 32%. Let's make it an even 40.
Oh, that's not necessary. Slash it.
I am an official member of a
task force dedicated to slashing the city budget.
Just saying that gave me a semi right off the bat.
We sell City Hall. Let somebody turn it into a
large gas station or ATJ Maxx. Ron that is a very creative
idea. But we don't want to sell any of
our major assets because we don't want to lose out on any
future revenue streams. I hear that.
Don't worry, I have tons more ideas.
OK. So sorry, new ringtone don't cut
anything without me. Ron Swanson, it is my pleasure
to inform you that you are a finalist for the job of
Assistant City Manager. Chris, I feel I should remind
you that I do not believe that the position or the entire
government should exist. That said, you'd be a fool not
to pick me. I'll probably post this over on
our page too, because that was a lot like my quiet monologue in
my head when I worked for the government.
I always told people after the first couple days, I'd be more
than happy to be the guy, the last guy out the door and
padlock the door shut because I just didn't see why we did it in
the first place. That's it for today.
I hope you guys had a good time. Maybe you learn something.
Maybe you have a little bit more concern about online, maybe have
a little bit more of a laugh. And just remember, this is not
these people's first gay rodeo. As we touch back, if you didn't
watch that show yesterday, do it for me.
I'd appreciate it. All right, God bless all of you.
Thanks for being here. Look forward to seeing you again
tomorrow. We're not going to have a
friendly Friday because apparently FBI agents are
getting paid, which means C friend is back on the payroll,
even if he's doing the American radicals right now over on
Rumble. I'll send you there if you're
watching. God bless.
See you soon. Thanks for listening to the Kyle
Seraphin show, streamed live weekdays on rumble.com/kyle
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