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And that's how we're going to make it happen.
Let's bring him on right now. Kaboom.
How you doing buddy? It's a tradition like no other
Friendly Fridays upon us. It's kind of weird.
Last week my kids had like 1/2 day at school and there was
after being off for like 3 weeks and then we had an extended
weekend into MLK. It's like being a retired person
this week. I don't know what day it is.
That's why I need to get the reset with Friendly Friday.
All right, so we know it's Friday.
It's the only day that we do this show.
According to your dad, he now knows better.
Now he's concerned. I heard he was worried about me
because he's reading some What's going on on true social.
What's going on? I apparently he must have gotten
a true social account because he was worried and reading the
comments and it was like that, that meme with the Mufasa says
to him, But you must never go there.
He he didn't get the notice on that one because he said that
you were getting torn to shreds and the comments that he was
actually worried for you and I'm trying to hammer home that, you
know, sticks and stones may break my bones, but comments
never hurt me. Comments don't hurt me at all.
I look around and they mostly make me laugh.
Usually I I kill my wife when they're really, really
aggressive and someone's really mad at me.
Or at least that they took the time to, like, tweet out their
ire. I just sort of enjoy it.
This week I had a really fun interaction.
There's a guy named Colorado Charlie Lee on Twitter.
He apparently was given the White Apron Award.
No one knows what this is, but it's a white apron that he was
given by Lady Bird Johnson. So he's how old?
7080 somewhere in there, right? Yeah.
And he knows because he's a sushi chef that I am a fraud.
And when people know that I'm a fraud because they're a sushi
chef, that makes me deeply, deeply happy.
I have no idea. And he was tweeting all night,
too, so maybe he lives in China. I was like your office showing,
bro. It's really weird when someone
with the last name Lee claims to be a Japanese chef.
I don't know if Lee is a very Japanese name, but it's not my
experience. Regardless, don't worry about
us, we're going to get torn to shred sometimes.
Occasionally I say things a little bit spicy and I get a
little bit heated, but I. Survived.
The only people that get a case of the fields are congressmen
when you criticize them on the X or on any other social media
platform. I'm.
Watching you walk right up to the abyss, I can see you.
Nobody knows this except the people who know what's going on.
But like Steve standing there looking into the abyss.
It's like the it's it's like the trench warfare gas cloud is just
approaching just bit by bit. I'm right on it where I can
breathe and then take one more step and it's going to be chaos.
It's. Going to be mustered in your
lungs? Should we, should we do a store
here and save ourselves from this?
And let's start talking about some of the stuff that's going
on. OK, so we have mostly clown show
stuff going on right now. Let me read a couple of these
articles. I started with my friends over
at the AP. I'm a big fan of when the AP
does things because they do it righteously.
Look at this. Look at that Lady.
Is there anything more diverse, equal or inclusive than this
lady that says as diversity, equity and inclusion come under
legal attack, companies just changed the name of the
programs? That seems like the truth coming
from earlier this week. Sophia Danner, Okiati Okati has
ambitious plans for her Nigerian inspired clothing line, But a
sense of dread has punctured her optimism.
Listen to this nonpartisan language punctured her optimism.
She's got atmospherics in here like just abounding.
And as she watches the legal battle being waged against a
small venture capital firm that provided funding instrumental to
her boutique brands growth. Well, let me just say if you
guys are looking on the Rumble channel and you can see I want
nothing to do with anybody that's wearing those crazy
primary colors kind of like streaked across, but so be it.
Apparently the case is against a group that's called Fearless
Fund and they are a grant program that they discriminate
and they let only black women have access to their funding.
They will not allow non black women.
And the courts are trying to figure out what they think about
this, Steve. It's been kind of an
interesting, kind of an interesting moment for the DEI
world we're seeing now. We did a little bit of it the
other day, the ladies, right. And they were, they were
tripsing along listening to Shania Twain.
Did I ever tell you the Shania Twain story?
No, but it sounds like something I need to hear about.
OK, so I lived in London for just a little bit of you
probably don't know that either. I I.
Lived in London, your Wolverine. You just go back for centuries.
OK, so when I was living in London in early 2000s, like
2002, maybe 2002, I think I'm doing a study abroad for a
semester and I'm over there and I have this friend and his name
was Mihao and Mihao's Polish. And Mihao knew a lot about
Western stuff like American stuff.
But at one point in time there's a way that you pronounce almost
all Polish names and I I'm if you're Polish and you know
otherwise, please feel free to put this in the the comments.
But this is the way it was explained to me because I did
have a Polish girlfriend and it basically everybody had a name
but they also had a nickname and it was like an official
nickname. OK, so if your name was Anna
Ana, then Anya was your nickname.
And they all ended in IA. And as far as I understood it
anyway. And they were all pronounced in
a very Polish way. And so at one point in time,
this Shania Twain's song comes on and I go, I hear him and he's
like bopping his head to it. And I go, oh, hey, man, you do
you know this one? And he was like, he's like Kyle,
everyone knows Shania Twain. And I was like, yeah, everyone
knows Shania Twain. I will never hear her name
pronounced correctly again. I will correct them because I
think the Polish people. Anyway, Long story short, short
story long. That's what I'm all about with
this. How how do we, how do we get to
this point where, oh, that's because the ladies were
sashaying out. So sashaying ladies, bad
engineering and now hideous fashion sense.
You've got to be able to give money just to black women.
Why do we, why do we enable this sort of thing in this country
where you're only going to discriminate against white
people? Is that allowed?
It's clearly allowed. I mean that's the only this is,
this is the I think Jesse Kelly says that the the push for
diversity is the death of everything.
It's not just the death of merit.
We're we're in this week of Martin Luther King Junior,
right? The content of character is
supposed to matter, not supposed to be the color of your skin.
But when you do that, when you say that our highest priority is
to elevate people based on the melanin levels of their skin or
their genitalia or who they like to have sex with by default,
then you're whatever you're trying to do, what is supposed
to be, your mission is sacrifice because you're not going to be
putting the people in the right area.
And then it still applies also to the way that we are going to
be prejudice against individuals because apparently if you have
light skin, you have no rights or you're unequal now and then
it's it's going to be the death of the country.
The weirdest thing for me is you used to be able to see people in
a job and you could assume that they earn that job.
And this is not like, this is in our lifetime.
So, you know, I'm a little over 40 year, a little under 40 in
our lifetimes. We've watched basically where
you look at people now and you're like, oh, like somebody,
something that's assumed to be incompetent.
I don't want to see a surgeon or or or a pilot with darker skin
and thinking like, oh God, when did you get hired?
Like as long as you got hired like 15 years ago, like, I don't
care. Like, it doesn't matter at all.
But if you got hired in the last five years like now, I'm going
to be worried because of what the industry has done to these
people and that person may be highly competent.
That's my wife had a tumor on her spine and had to get surgery
and she went to the Mayo Clinic. So you would hope that obviously
they're going to be a high level there, Swear they're they're
not. But her surgeon was a African
American gentleman and he was young.
He was younger than both of us. And in my mind, I'm just like,
all right, we're going to see how this goes.
I hope he doesn't sever something because he's a
diversity hire and you shouldn't have to be pleasantly surprised
that a person, because they're a racial minority, is actually
competent and qualified to do their job.
It's literally it's done the opposite of what they thought.
It gave people opportunities that had no business doing doing
the opportunity and that cheated other people from the assumption
of competence in the place where they should have otherwise been
just expected to be outstanding, regardless of what it was like.
How about the president of Harvard the other day where, you
know, you're just like #1? How useless is Harvard at this
point? Have they just debased
themselves? And the answer, I think, is yes.
Especially if you meet people from, like, New Harvard.
You're not impressed. You know, I wasn't even
impressed back in the day. One of the guys that I went to
high school with, who I'm not going to name but was really
nice and not a very good math student and not a very good
otherwise student. But he was really big and he was
strong and he was, I think it's Samoan blood, but he was kind of
like a small like, you know stick of dynamite Samoan
version. He was like 5-10 but like still
pretty built. I I remember somebody told me he
tore like a sink off the wall one time he was like, he like
just took it off the wall that. Kind.
Of course, because he's a small one, yeah.
It's just what they do. You know, it was just, it was a
thing. It was like high school, you
know, Every dude had some rage and that was something he was
able to do. But he went on a full academic
scholarship to Harvard in the year 2000 to play football.
My They don't do athletic. Scholarships.
But he got a full academic with subpar academics and my my
brother's, one of his friends in high school was just kind of a
cut up kid. He's really, he's really smart
as a doctor now, but you take the pre SA TS right and he knew
he was going to do really well. And when he filled up the
demographics, he purposely put himself as like an Eskimo or
something like that. And then he just got stacks of
college recruiting because of that.
And it's just how wrong is that? Yes, well, that was bad for the
Earth. It was probably bad for for
global warming because he made him print a lot of extra paper
for him. So he was just extra, extra bad.
It's bad. OK, so let's let's throw another
one of these sort of stories out there because they just keep
growing and so, OK, fine, so now you can discriminate based on
finances and you can give a black ladies only.
How about this one? Which is also troubling.
I don't want to say it the way that I feel like it, but here
here we have something from the the New York Post.
The FAA's diversity push includes a focus on hiring
people with, quote UN quote severe intellectual and
psychiatric disabilities. Written by Emma Colton from Fox
News. Published cross published over
here at New York Post, the FAA is actively recruiting workers
who suffer from, quote, UN quote, severe intellectual
disabilities, psychiatric problems, and other mental and
physical conditions under a Diversity and inclusion hiring
initiative spelled out on the agency's website.
Here's the direct quote. Let's just take them at their
word. Targeted disabilities are those
disabilities that the federal government, as a matter of
policy, has identified for special emphasis in recruitment
and hiring. This is the FAA, the the Federal
Aviation Administration. They include hearing vision,
missing extremities, partial paralysis, complete paralysis,
epilepsy, severe intellectual disabilities and psychiatric
disabilities, plus dwarfism. Let me bring Steve back on the
screen here. So we're going to we're trying
to hire retarded midgets. Let's just let's.
Just only if they have one leg. Freedom of speech here.
We need partially paralyzed epileptic retarded midgets to
work at the FAA. They're the ones that do air
traffic control. Right.
Last I checked, unless that acronym means something else
now, probably some diversity acronym.
But yeah, so the people in charge of keeping the airplanes
up in the air when last week we talked about obviously the
airplanes are having punctures in the side of the fuselage now
and obviously have to keep it under 10,000 feet.
So people can breathe and they get hurricane force winds, They
are going to be calling back to the tower and the people of the
tower are not going to be able to hear it because they're deaf
or. They're going to be having a
seizure because of the blinking lights.
Now here's the upside, I I so you you also know this, but I'm
an air traffic controller. I've got a pin card from the
FAA, so I'm certified to sit in a tower.
I'd have to go and learn any airspace, but I could go do that
theoretically and I probably need a refresher.
It's been a while. Yeah.
Does that expire? I don't know.
There's no expiration on it and there's no, there's no, like,
you know, sign off. So I probably have to sit and
figure out what. It's been a long time since I've
done any of the phraseology like landing an aircraft, but I still
understand that the concept of it.
And I still remember sitting in a room getting the, the card,
doing radar. And radar is pretty chill.
Like, it's actually not a bad place if you had epilepsy.
It's kind of dark. The rooms are almost always
dark. You're kind of like passing
these little tiles back and forth, these little pieces of
paper, and you know, when the sweep is running around and
then, you know, just under the pressure of like, not running
anybody out of your airspace or like running them into each
other. That seems pretty important.
You got to maintain separation. You got to get people on the
right headings. But it's it's not terrible if
you're organized, but I don't know how well it works.
Hold on. What are these things?
Again, if you have hearing or vision problems, or you're
missing an extremity and like when someone tries to, like pass
you over the thing, they hand you the tile and they're just
you're just not there. It's.
I don't want to make fun of this, but what a weird, what a
weird way to try to recruit people.
I'm not saying that if you have one of those conditions that you
can't have a job somewhere. I'm saying you can't have that
job. You just apply it to like a
fireman. Like if you don't have arms and
you have no arms and no legs and you're a Midget, you can't be a
fireman. That you cannot fill the
qualifications of that job. I don't want you having to scoop
me up and roll me over your shoulder and then roll me down
the steps in the case I've had smoke inhalation and can't get
out of my own house. It's not possible.
What? If they ride you like a barrel,
they ride you. I don't.
Why in the world would you target disabilities,
specifically these disabilities. And the one that's really
bizarre is a psychiatric disability, severe intellectual
disability, the only way that when you say severe intellectual
disability, I don't know any other way to read that.
I heard retarded. Did you hear that?
Yes. Yeah, I mean, I I probably was
less PCI heard retard, but yeah, same thing.
Why? Like what is going on?
OK, not to be outdone. The FAA can't be outdone.
Illinois State of Illinois decided to step into the into
the arena. They've entered the chat and I
got one here, so give me a second, I'll click this thing
over, here we go. This is a Fact Check folks.
This is a Fact Check. It says Illinois bill only
allows certain non citizens to become police officers fact
checked. And what the problem was is that
there was a house bill 3751 that just went into law.
This is actually written last year, August 7th.
So they are going to give you the context on it.
But the question was coming from a Facebook post.
Illinois governor signs bill that allows illegal to become
police officers. This state continues to reward
bad behavior. How is any law enforcement
agency going to complete a thorough background check when
someone is here illegally? Obviously they cannot.
And the representative for JB Pritzker said that's not true at
all, but that's actually true. Like, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that's actually exactly correct.
We'll bring Steve back on here, Steve, That's exactly what the
bill says and what it means. That's what goes on there.
Yes, it is. I don't know what Reuters is
getting at here. You know, combining the FAA with
this, we're going to hire illegals to be police officers.
And it's so over the top. I have to think that the
strategy is they're trying to get guys like you and me or
somebody else in the media to say, like, have you seen this?
Because it'll, I don't know, make us look like bigots or
something like that. And we're just saying, like,
they can't do the job. But obviously it'll be spun in a
way that, look, they're, they're horrible, a homophobic,
transphobic, racist bigots, sexists.
And look, they won't let you earn a living because no human
is illegal and attempt to just expand the the voting bloc.
That's the only logical reason I can come up with this, because I
don't think that even if you're a far left communist, you want
your plane to fall out of the sky.
Or maybe you do. You want just high speed rail if
you're AOC. And do you want non-us citizens
arresting U.S. citizens? Like is that somehow equate into
a logical? Path.
Like, how does that? I mean, that checks with the
Roman Empire, right? Like we're gonna do the same
thing with our military, right? We'll just fill it up with non
American citizens. Same thing with police force.
And and that way, when the Visigoths come over the wall,
they're just gonna look at them and say, hey, that's my cousin
and they're gonna switch sides and that'll be the end of the
Empire, right? Game over.
I feel like that's what goes on in Ukraine.
Is that possible that they're all just related, they're
they're just destroying each other, But at some point they'll
just go like, just kidding all over.
And then it's like then the same people with the same language.
I don't know enough about Ukraine.
I shouldn't talk about it. I know a little bit about it,
and I, from what I understood, from what my wife told me, there
were a lot of people that were just kind of happy the Russians
came in. It was kind of like, well, we're
living a dumpster fire of a country and their country is a
little bit better, so we might as well just get the benefits
and have them come in. We all kind of speak the same
language anyway. The whole national pride thing
is more propped up within American culture.
Like patriotism is uniquely American.
I I feel like. I mean, it's kind of played up
like around the Olympics, Like people pretend like they really
love their country. But you consistently hear
foreigners from different continents come over and say,
like, what is up with all the American flags?
Like, you drive by a gas station and there's an enormous American
flag there. That's just how we do it.
Just what we're about, because it's a cool history.
Up until a few minutes ago when they decided to start crapping
on it. Let me Speaking of a cool
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You could have felt. It professional broadcast it.
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Because that's where we're at right now.
How is this possible? Dude, we're just it's like
everything is the Babylon Bee, right?
It might as well be. I've heard the What's his name,
Seth Dillon. I do interviews where he just
says his job is so much harder now than it was just only a few
years ago because you just you read the regular headlines and
you think that they're they're Babylon Bee parody news, news
reports. It's amazing to me.
OK, here you go. Let's just do a Babylon B
article. Why not?
I just threw this on there. Anyway, this this is equally
probable in today's timeline. I think after a lackluster
showing in Iowa, Nikki Haley has ordered the bombing of Iowa.
You guys can see a picture on the screen right there.
The people of Iowa welcome you. Fields of Opportunity, J.
Dams being dropped from overhead.
This is obviously the Babylon B, but I'm motivated by a
lackluster showing in Monday's evening caucus.
Presidential candidate Nikki Haley has ordered the bombing of
Iowa. Reports are coming in from the
ground indicate hundreds of eligible, eligible voters have
lost their lives as a result of attacks on key polling locations
throughout the state. Nikki Haley has officially
claimed responsibility for the attacks.
There's only one solution to this problem.
It's the same solution to every problem, and that's bombing
things. Look at the explosion, she said
as her personal drone strike team was giving video feed.
Yeah. I mean, that's pretty much where
we're at right now, Steve. Well, it is a two person race
according to her, even though she finished third.
And there there you are. That that is the one who's
gunning to be your vice president in 2025.
That's. For she's already on the team.
Maybe. Maybe she kind of gave the game
away a little bit. I think she's assuming that
obviously she's going to going to go through New Hampshire.
Trump's going to win. She's going to back out and
endorse him before South Carolina, Give him South
Carolina the agreement that he's going to make her vice
president. But I've consistently said that
she's going to get passed over because there is an exact same
person, Nikki Haley, in a prettier package in Kristi Noem.
Her eyes actually sparkle. She was my representative when I
lived in South Dakota for a time and and governor, and she's
basically Nikki Haley across the board on every single policy.
They don't disagree on a single thing.
But Kristi Gnome is a smoke show and much younger, and that
definitely is Trump. She's.
A lot of makeup on. Have you noticed?
That she wears a lot of makeup, but she knows how to ride a
horse and carry an American flag.
You know, patriotism. She.
Can shoot a shotgun. But she can't for the life of me
figure out that when they say you can't shoot fireworks at
Mount Rushmore because it's, I don't know, racist, she should
just say make me and shoot the fireworks anyway on July 4th,
but still says, well, we have to, you know, submit to what the
administration says. So definitely not someone with a
backbone. I don't think we should be
submitting to anybody that says you can't do fireworks, and in
true form I think it's far enough away.
I think the statute of limitations is 15 minutes.
Somebody on my street asked me if we could shoot fireworks,
despite the fact that the HOA said no.
And I said this is America. If I'm standing on it, it's
America. So we shot fireworks off because
I don't know, 4th of July, also New Year's Eve.
And also we had fireworks, which is a reason to fire them off.
Even if you didn't have a specific holiday, you just got
to send it as Garrett likes to always send that, that, that
gift, whatever it is, the guy he's like just going to send it,
you just. Gotta send it.
And the fact that she comes from South Dakota.
Like I I lived in South Dakota for a brief time.
I was Iowa and N Nebraska, South Dakota all in the same the same
tri-state area and we went to the Sioux Falls.
And this is just the the difference between life in South
Dakota and anywhere Basically on the East Coast.
It was like the last warm day of the summer heading into the fall
where, you know, winter is coming and we got a late start.
It was like an hour and a half drive to go to the waterfalls.
We've never been there. And I'm thinking, oh man, we're
going to get there and it's going to be packed because
everybody knows this is it, This is the last, the last gasp of
the summertime. Nope.
We rolled up and there was about 25% full parking lot.
We got out. And then when it goes to the
waterfall in Sioux Falls, they're like, just police
yourself, like there's no fence, there's no gate, You can go into
it if you want. We don't care.
And then I was just thinking, like, if this was Andrew Cuomo's
at the time, New York, Can you imagine how, first of all, how
much you'd have to pay for parking and have there be
guardrails everywhere? There'd be armed security and
you can't get within. You need a telescopic lens to
take a picture of the waterfall and just contrast the one
lifestyle versus another. There would be Constantina wire
keeping you out. It would be unacceptably and
totally unsafe. OK, you brought up the the women
that we are not particularly keen on in the Nikki Haley.
I'm a never Nikki type as well. I'm going to bring something up
here. This is another type of woman
who believes she's a smoke show. I think that's the only way to
do this one. Take a deep breath, folks.
Get your gag bags. Here we go.
This is not allowed to be introduced as evidentiary
information in Donald Trump's civil trial.
It's why some of the stuff is out there in the world causing
problems for the once and probably future president,
maybe. Let's see.
This is the kind of person that he's up against.
And they're winning because the media and the judges are ruling
in their favor over and over again.
This is an ongoing case. Let's play this real quick.
Take a deep breath. You don't feel like a victim.
I was not thrown on the ground and ravished which the word rape
carries so many sexual connotation.
This was not this was not sexual.
It just it it hurt. It just what it just, you know.
I think most people think of raping as AI mean as a violent
assault. It is not.
I think most people think of rap as being sexy.
Let's take a short break. Think of the fantasies.
We've got to take a quick break if you can stick around and
we'll talk more on the other side.
You're fascinating to talk to. Are you OK?
I'm just comfortable. Anderson Cooper in that clip,
I've seen that. But that's that's it, man.
Do you? I mean, back before the Trump
era launched CNN and got them all their ratings, and when CNN
was just dying, if they weren't in airports, they'd be over.
They basically were like running Anderson Cooper 20 hours a day
and that guy would just put himself like neck deep and filth
because he just was willing to do it.
He couldn't handle her. He had to cut to commercial
because she's that cringe worthy.
I think it's fascinating to talk to you like that's the grossest
thing I've ever heard. And I think he should sue her.
Yeah, that. That's definitely an aggression.
Why do all the women that are like that, and Nikki Haley's one
of them, by the way, that they've done something with
their teeth and they don't sound right anymore.
They sound clackety. Nancy Pelosi sounds crazy like
that. And Nikki Haley sounds crazy
like that. And what is her name?
E John Carroll. E Jean Carroll, Whatever.
She sounds like that. They've all done something.
And I don't know what The thing is, and I don't know who's
telling them. Like, women, your teeth are
going to look so good. No one's going to care how crazy
you sound. I care.
I don't want to hear any crazy people.
If I hear that, I go the other way.
I'm like, whatever you said is obviously going to be a problem.
I'm pretty sure you're going to bomb Iowa next.
I'm out. I don't want this.
It's those caps, man. They're just a little bit too
big. It's almost like they got the
the men's size, they they needed the smalls and they got the
Schmedium's when it came to the two sides and it just, it
doesn't work. But that's a whole plastic
surgery discussion. I was, I joked with my wife
about it because I I go to some of these events.
If they're like high end and I see these women there, that
would just be beautiful women ordinarily.
But obviously they they didn't think so.
So they went to the plastic surgery and and I just looked
from one to the other to the other and I just want to be
like, I know you, you you must be friends with her, or at least
use the same doctor because it's the same face.
They all go to the same surgeon and they all get the same cut
with the high cheekbones and the fake lips, and they just look
like cartoon characters and I feel awful for them because
that's permanent. Yeah it I don't remember what
comedian does it. I'm I'm going to remember it in
a minute here. But he does a stand up routine
and he's just like he's like they all ask like for this and
it just looks insane. It's so sad.
And I I feel like that's a that's a failure.
It's a failure on our society to not let women just be women.
And at some point in time there was a discussion, I think my my
wife got into this with family members and it was a discussion
of like at some point you're not supposed to be sexy. that Lady
didn't get that memo, whatever her name is, like whatever.
E Jean Carol, she didn't get the memo that over a certain age,
because of physiological things that happened in the human body,
it's not, it's not for you anymore and that's, it doesn't
mean that you're not a beautiful person.
It doesn't mean that we don't value as a human being.
But your value has to change. You can't be a sex symbol in
your whatever she is, especially not if you start getting caught
up. There are some women that pulled
off. They were like, absolutely rare.
I would say there's a few like where you're like, that doesn't
make any sense. Sophia Red was beautiful, like
all the way until she was 1000. But like, that's like one lady
that I know of. Yeah.
It's rare enough that you remember her name and remember
that about her. I mean I you can do a little bit
of the of the Botox I guess if if if the vanity is an issue to
you. But yeah, I agree with you it's
you're supposed to just age with grace and then build up other
characteristics and you should do that early on.
I mean you you would probably behoove you to read a book or
two. So those those looks are going
to be fleeting, but unfortunately people don't do
that and. Has the Steve friend boyishly
good looks into their almost 40s and then also along like lizard
metabolism but not lizard face. That's helpful.
Healthy living, you know, just the Florida sunshine.
It's it's it's all contributing. I found the Fountain of Youth
and I I'm apologetic about it. It's up in, It's up in Saint
Augustine. You've been to the Fountain of
Youth up there. I have not been there.
I've been to the Fort. I've been to the alligator farm,
but no, I've not been to the fountain of youth.
That's a that's a good one. I could probably run there.
I could, I could make it. I might need to eat like like
really load up like at least like half a bag of almonds.
I would say you could eat one full granola bar and you'd be
good to go 100%. So go.
Ahead you know, if if I had any cold weather tolerance, it would
have been interesting to see me go through like a seer school
because it just wouldn't having a stock away, Mr. ES in the
wilderness to survive, I would have been like, Nah, I'm good
it, I can make it. It's fine.
So see your school story? I they they feed you a rabbit,
right? You get like a carrot and I
think I got something. You get 2 like small vegetables
that you can kind of like gnaw on for a couple days and you're
just kind of like hump in a pack and moving around and it's not
very nice and it's cold and it's kind of sucks.
And then they got to the point when we end up killing a rabbit,
you kill the rabbit, You skin the rabbit.
I think you kill a chicken as well and skin the chicken or you
know, pluck the chicken, whatever.
And so you're boiling it up and you're making this like rabbit,
chicken Stew or maybe you're doing 1 pot of each.
I cannot remember what the story was exactly.
Now I do know that I ate the eyeball out of the face of a
rabbit that I had just killed. And that is pretty baller.
I literally just like took it right out.
And if you're ever wondering like hey Kyle, what's a rabbit
eyeball taste like? I still have the recollection of
what it was. You remember those those balls?
They were like super balls. You get them for like 1/4 in the
little machines in the grocery store.
You could throw them and they bounce like and hit 50 walls.
It tasted like that, but it was full of like warm bloody snot.
That's exactly what it tasted like.
It was the chewiest thing on Earth, full of warm, bloody
snot. And you can just pass that
knowledge along to the next generation.
I just. Now.
You know now I know that not only will I struggle with the
cold, but when it comes to sucking the eyeball out of a
rabbit, probably a deal breaker for me, I'm probably ringing the
bell. It's your school.
You put your teeth to its high socket, pressed it in, and then
you just pop it out, it just, and then you just man up and
deal with it. But here's the thing.
So I ate that. It wasn't very good.
And then I I ate some of the rabbits too.
And I was like, I'm probably going to get pizza in two days.
I think I'm good. I like, I didn't want any more
of it. I had no flavoring.
It wasn't any good. So I actually ate like a little
helping of it. He's like, Oh yeah.
It's going did. Did you feel almost like because
you knew there was a finite amount of time you're going to
be there, that it was kind of like survivalist cosplay as
opposed to like real world valuable training?
Oh yeah. I was definitely running out the
clock on that. And I think everybody who's like
the people who took it really, really seriously, they're really
fun to watch, like people who get super into these things.
And that's maybe, maybe that's what we're seeing in this
country is like people who have really gotten into the role of
like, the primaries or do or die.
I had to, I had to say this to some of the other day.
It's not a death match, man. At the end of this, like,
everybody still gets to go home and somebody gets elected.
Maybe, you know, maybe they get selected and maybe we all get
screwed again. I don't know what happens, but
all I'm saying is you don't die by not winning.
This is not like vote off the island.
Moments. And everyone is taking this like
it's the first time they've ever seen an American election.
Maybe that's what's weird for me right now is that I've just seen
them and they just seem stupid. And I was in DC and I don't
know, I'm not in the Trump 2024 camp.
I'm not in the DeSantis 2024 camp.
I'm definitely a never Nikki for all years.
I'm in the Steve Friend 2026 camp.
Wherever you're running, you already have my endorsement.
That's what I want to see. I don't know what you've decided
to run for, but just you know let you know.
I'm just going to run for dictator of the Republic of
Florida at. That point for a run, you're
just going to run. Like yeah, yeah that's right.
I mean I'll do the the non Chris Christie and run that's that's
what I need to do. Yeah.
I I think, I think with the Trump, I mean he's gosh, we
we've had Trump for like 9 years now as as a political figure,
right. And he still attracts these
novice people that have, like, never seen an election.
And they just, they really do believe, like, this is the most
important election of our lives. And I'm not saying that the
stakes aren't high, but I I was just saying recently to a mutual
acquaintance of ours, I was like, you know, So what?
I don't vote for the Democrat. I vote for the Republican who
funds everything the Democrat wants.
No, I'm just going to leave it empty because, like, neither one
earned my vote. It's a possibility.
Let's do something that they're all talking about funding.
Nobody's talking about defunding.
Sitting out of the vivek's out of the the equation.
So let's pull this one up real quick.
This is fun. This just popped up the other
day. This is for those of you are
watching on our Rumble channel. This is the FB is Twitter feed.
It says this MLK day, which was obviously Monday.
The FBI honors one of the most prominent leaders of the Civil
rights movement and reaffirms its commitment to Doctor King's
legacy of fairness and equal justice for all.
It had 29, almost 29 million views, 28.6 million.
And it says here readers added context.
They thought people might want to know.
The FBI engaged in surveillance of Doctor King, attempted to
discredit him and use manipulation tactics to
influence him to stop organizing.
King's family believes the FBI was responsible for his death.
There's nothing funnier than the FBI getting owned with its
stupid virtue signaling. Do you think the intern got
fired that posted that one up on that day?
Oh, I don't think so. I mean that that, that they're
working for slave labor. It's probably a DACA person who
they've they've hired to do it. It's just like like the Illinois
cops, right. And they got to be working for
for a dollar a day. I mean they have those interns
working over the weekend. I mean I see them always putting
stuff up. And it's not just from like FBI,
Maine, it'll be from like the different division.
So clearly there's some operator in charge and they do not put
any thought into it. They just put that stuff out and
obviously if you're 18 years old, you'll have no and you've
gone through the American education system.
You'd have no idea that MLK was a target of Co, INTELPRO and the
FBI trying to get him to commit suicide.
Right. So some of the stuff that's on
the bottom of this particular Twitter post, like people show
the letter, this, this typewriter generated letter that
came out from some FBI agent who was trying to get a bit suicide.
And they're like, hey, FBI, you dropped this, which is just the
best. It's like FBI history in your
own vault has exposed you for exactly what's going on.
Like it's just operations with no circumspect at all, no
ability to look around and self assess or read the room or
anything. It's bizarre, but.
This is an agency that is populated by people who have
been told throughout their entire career how great an elite
they are, how they're the premier law enforcement agency,
and they hurt themselves by stretching their arms so far to
pat themselves on the back. And when you have that mentality
just permeating throughout 40,000 people, then you just put
these these posts out there and just never think anything will.
Of course we're a objective force for good.
Everything we do is benign and innocent in the pursuit of
justice to protect the American people as opposed to just owning
what went on before your time. I mean, if you were to throw
that at one of these retired agents in the Society of former
agents and be like, yeah, you know, the FBI tried to kill MLK,
they would probably go to war with you and they were around
for that. Yeah, they were.
I always told people it's like, yeah, we went to do pennants at
the MLK Memorial and it was a bunch of soon to be FBI agents
from the new agent training class at Quantico and 8th
graders on their Washington DC field trip where they're like
getting a lot off the buses. We both had tour buses.
It's just like a bunch of grown-ups got off the 1:00 and
then we walked around like a bunch of idiots as well, like a
notepad and wearing khaki pants for some reason.
And we're all walking around like, and they're like, go write
down your favorite quote that's engraved in stone by Martin
Luther King. And I'm like, what if my
favorite quote wasn't written on the wall?
There's like 5 quotes. It's it's like, you know, it's a
limited amount of space. He wrote whole books, people.
You know, he wrote whole letters to people while sitting in jail
while doing civil disobedience. The guy was kind of an
interesting character. And then, you know, his personal
life aside, he did some things that were remarkably good.
And like so many people in American history, I think he was
a great man and maybe not even necessarily a good man.
If you were to go, you know, call into some of the stuff, his
marital infidelity and so on, it's just it's incredible that
there's just no, no ability to. Self the act.
There's the right reason and the real reason like the right
reason is we take our all employees there to get an
appreciation for how civil rights abuses and in the case of
the Holocaust Memorial, you know how genocide actually happens
when the police just followed the orders.
But then there's the real reason And this is something that if it
was highlighted, it was given to say like one of these like
racial activists like it who honestly took this and and
didn't and accepted this information from us.
The FBI says we're going to take you on a field trip for, I don't
know, an hour to the MLK memorial.
We're going to have you read letter to a Birmingham letter
from Birmingham jail and then a news article about Emmett Till
and Yep, we're good racist. We fixed it.
We don't have to worry about it. Which is handled.
Yeah, that's that's basically the effort.
They say, well, we did that, so clearly we can't be accused of
racist. That's no different than the guy
saying like, I have black friends, so you can't accuse me
of bling of racist. Yeah, I had a black friend when
I was at Quantico. They brought in the guy into my
class whose previous job was an unarmed security guard at the
Detroit Zoo. And he was like 24 and a half,
25 years old, whatever the minimum age was.
And so his work experience was three years of like being
basically a turnkey at a zoo. And then I remember him like
looking around and knowing that they were dudes who were former
Seals. And there was some, you know,
some guys who had army backgrounds and there were some
people who were SWAT team and cop and all these other things.
And I remember him like deciding to size himself into that crowd.
And he was an athlete. He was a stud athlete.
He wasn't smart, but he was a stud athlete.
And and he had a a predictable name that had the word DE and
then like another name after it. And so my buddies who listen to
this will laugh. But the thing that I remember
that was so strange is that he told people he's like, yeah, I I
designed the active shooter protocol for the Detroit Zoo.
And we're like, oh, based on what exactly?
What sort of expertise were you bringing to bear?
And he was like, yeah, I grew up on the streets.
No dude, like one does. Naturally.
Naturally, once you've grown up on the streets, you know what to
do with an active shooter in your mind when you're at
Quantico talking to people who are actual professionals, who
actually had, like, work for the CIA.
Like one of my buddies said, you know, work for Maritime Branch
and had been working for the Agency.
Like, you know, moving bad dudes into bad places and weird
deniable ships and cargo containers and stuff.
It's like. So you just, you bring up all
these like weird characters and every class.
Your class was mine was 50 people.
So it's probably the same for you.
And you want to talk about an incompetent agency.
We had a guy in my class who was in his 50s.
He was like 5152 years old. He which, which is all just kind
of like looked around like, hey, what's what's going on here?
What did he get some sort of wavered is he Joe Biden's
relative? Like, what's up?
And he was a former Marine, was an MP, and then he owned a pizza
shop and he wound up graduating. He actually got hurt in my
class. He got recycled with the class
behind me. He graduated, he got sent to San
Francisco. And then when I went back a few
years later for SWAT school, I interacted with the woman who
was running our class and I said, hey, what was up with with
Rodney? Like, how'd that happen?
She goes, yeah, just he got passed through and everybody up
through. The entire process just assumed
there was a reason for it. And the whole you have to join
by 37 was just disregarded before by by the time he was
done, he graduated. We're like, well, this would be
a really bad thing that we just fire him because we say that
he's 15 years too old to be in the FBI and they just let him
go. Like, I guess he'll work till
he's in his 70s as an agent. There was a dude that was in my
class that was in his late 40s and they said he was the oldest
guy to ever graduate, but that's obviously not true.
No, Rodney was 51 man. They just make it up as they go.
He was AI mean, like the physical stunt.
Obviously in his 50s. He's not like in his 20s, but
like ripped. Worked real hard and and was a
nice guy. But I just remember thinking
like there's a cut off here. Like there's got to be an
explanation. Yeah, because he's six years
away from mandatory retirement. Yes.
So how are you going to adjust it?
So here's the problem. And the federal government does
this all the time. They trip over their own Dick
because even though they have a smart small Dick, they have the
the clown shoes. Clown shoes.
And and as they do this, think about this, in six years,
they're going to have to basically say, well, this guy
can't retire in six years because he doesn't have 20 years
in. He's in a job that he has to
leave or you don't have to leave at that age because it's
actually not mandatory to leave at that age because anybody
could do that job with or without the physical
qualifications. Now you have a real problem.
And they keep creating these precedents where they're going
to screw over that retirement system, which, look, I'm here
for it. I don't care.
It's very weird to watch it, especially like we're seeing
like right now that, you know, that's like threat of shutdown.
We're going to see another threat of shutdown on February
8th. It's just going to be, you know,
people scared whether or not the continuing resolution will get
passed long enough for them to keep maintaining their things.
But man, it's it's so weird to watch this stuff.
We were talking about incompetency and silliness.
Let me throw this on the screen here.
Since people will, I'll just let you do the full commentary if
you don't mind. Let me.
Let me, We'll just say congratulations to Sanjay
Vermani. Sanjay Vermani was just named
the Special Agent in charge of the Counterterrorism Division of
the Washington Field Office, which is my former area.
And I'm just going to read this and I'll let Steve give
commentary, but Director Ray has named him the Special Agent in
Charge of the CT Division over at WFO.
He previously was the Deputy Assistant Director in the
Counterterrorism Division at Washington Field at Washington
Headquarters, the Hoover Building.
He joined the FBI as a special Agent in 2003, was assigned to
the San Francisco Counterterrorism Division.
He was working for Cyber and CT, and in 2007 he was promoted to
Supervisory Special Agent in the CTD, the Counterterrorism
Division. By 2010, he was a supervisory
special agent in charge of the JTTF. 2013 went to Interpol.
2016 came back as the unit chief was at FBI Headquarters 18, he
was an assistant section chief. Again, Headquarters 2021 comes
back as a section chief to CTD, so more headquarters time. 20/22
was an acting special agent in charge in Tampa because they had
to get rid of their own, and then came back as the deputy
assistant director, and now he's in charge.
And so, OK, Steve, what stands out to you about this highly
qualified FBI agent who's been in the game for 20 years?
Well, I mean, I would encourage everyone to go back and listen
to episode four of the American Radicals podcast, the fine print
you have to read very, very far into this press release,
paragraph two, to do some basic math of 2007 -, 2003.
And realize that Mister Vinjay Ramaswamy or whatever his name
is, has three to four years of actual experience.
And now he is in charge of the arguably the most important
counterterrorism operation that exists in the country from any
federal law enforcement standpoint.
So let's just give him the benefit of the doubt.
Let's say he started January 1 of 2003 and he promoted to
Supervisory Special Agent on December 31st of 22,007.
That's four. 4 1/2 years because you'd have to subtract Quantico
time. So it's 3 1/2 years Max.
It's the maximum amount of time it could have been, right?
Am I missing that? 4 1/2 yeah, 4 1/2 years would be
the maximum amount of time. Got it. 4 1/2 would be the Max.
In reality, he probably did 3 1/2 years tops.
In San Francisco, and it was so negligible that they just said
he worked. Cyber and terrorism matters,
nothing specific. And San Francisco, you would
think, is a large enough office that he would have specialty,
but no case of note. Nope, can't say anything else
other than I went back to headquarters a whole bunch of
times because nepotism is all that matters for people
promoting within the FBI. There you look at their history,
they don't hide it, It's you could just accept it as a given.
Six years is the most of they actually have of doing the job
of an FBI agent before they ascend the ladder.
And they go all the way up and they are the chief of staff to
somebody or somebody's administrative assistant who
takes them out of their wing. They hook their hook, their
hooks into somebody, and they drag them along that train.
And then before they know it, they do.
They're 1819 years, then they're elevated to being a special
agent in charge of counterterrorism in Washington,
DC What? What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing. I mean we could just have like a
January 6th, anybody who's been in the military who has seen
these write ups and it's like they're they're they use absurd
statement and numbers that don't have any bearing on like the
capabilities of what you did. I remember writing up an award
that somebody had told me I had to write up when I was in the
Air Force. And they're like, hey, Sarah,
been like, you're literate, you write up the award and I'm like,
Roger, so you're like. Isn't Air Force supposed to be
the smart guys? Yeah, but they still have
officers that have like, you know, correspondence courses.
And so like they give me this thing and they're like, hey,
write this up. And it's like so and so was like
a military police officer. And I think he was in charge of
like a, like a firearms training.
And it said, you know, maintained accountability, 100%
accountability of 4,352,000 rounds, you know, over the year
or whatever It was like he ordered in the rounds and then
he put them into the things and they were still there or
accounted for it because they've been shot.
Like, that's the kind of stuff. So you're like, oh, you were in
charge of 4,257,000 rounds, Like, what does that mean?
That's like a room that's a shelf.
And so there's that. And in this case, I saw this Mr.
Vermani was selected to be the Director of Interpol's Digital
Crime Center at the Interpol Global Complex for Innovation in
Singapore. That sounds like a boondoggle.
In his role, he led the Directorate in providing
operational support to Interpol's 190 member countries,
190 countries that he was leading the operational support
to to address cyber crime threats.
No cyber crimes noted. No victories, no policy
decisions that were impactful. Just three years of hanging out
on the bureau's dime and maybe a foreign country.
I don't know if he was in Singapore or not, doesn't
indicate, but it kind of sounds like it.
That's kind of what people get to do.
You get to go international and you know 190 countries though
Steve, 190. What are the odds that on his I
love me some Meiwal because you know he has one because he's a
headquarters guy that he has all of his Interpol credentials and
fake awards in framed and just put on prominent display because
not a lot of people are going to get to deal with Interpol.
I mean you have people going to different legal attaches and but
that that's one that's they're they're definitely going to say
this is a big feather in my cap and just got to say Interpol,
that's it maybe he has credentials even.
I'm pretty sure that Interpol, if you want to see the most true
movie about Interpol, you just have to watch Lord of War with
what's in the cage. Pretty sure that's.
He takes the flag and turns it sideways so it says a different
country. That's correct.
Yeah. You can flag a vessel any way
you want and he gets away with it.
Ding Ding, Ding thinking and his brother.
Right. What other what other funny
stuff that we have grabbed out here?
Because I feel like we had a couple others let me just kind
of eyeball through oh this one, we might as well do this too
because this is we're we're in the clown show.
We're talking about clown stuff. We're talking about police
officers who are non-us citizens potentially arresting U.S.
citizens using our resources in ways that are inappropriate.
How about this guy right here? Are you ready guys?
Kaboom. This is very frustrating coming
from just the news. John Solomon's outfit.
This one is written by Kevin Kilo.
I think that's how you pronounce that.
It says, despite the backlog of veterans, claims the VA is using
resources to help illegal immigrants.
Why not? The GOP legislation aims to stop
resources for veterans healthcare going towards the
border crisis. This doesn't make any sense,
even with hundreds of thousands of veterans healthcare claims on
the backlog at the Department of Veteran Affairs.
Top Republicans in the House and the Senate are hoping to prevent
the VA resources from being used to process claims for the
medical care of illegal immigrants, according to a July
report. This was just released at the
end of last year, by the way. In July report from ICE,
Immigrations and Customs Enforcement.
The agency contracts with the VA to process medical claims
reimbursements involving illegal immigrants even though they
didn't serve in the military. Medical professionals treat
illegal immigrants detained by ICE on site, but when
specialized or emergency care is required, they are transported
to private providers. The arrangement between ICE and
the VA was outlined in a 2020 memo during the Trump
administration. And according to the ICE report,
in fiscal year 2022 the VA processed healthcare claims for
illegal immigrants totaling more than $63.3 million.63, almost
64,000,000 bucks. Steve Friend, how do you feel
about that as a guy who's paying taxes out there in the world?
Well, I mean I'm not even a vet and I think it's pretty
offensive and I I did take take note there the VA tried to do
this like word game of denial say like we're not doing that.
All the care that's provided is actually paid for by the ICE
Healthcare services. So it's like well we're
providing it but we're not paying for it.
So there's that they're they're trying to finagle that and say
like we're really not doing it. But you know, you take a guy
like Garrett who this week was going to the VA and being told,
yeah, two of your sutures there are are infected, but they'll
probably be OK. We don't have any ointment for
you anyway. So, So good luck with that.
And then you have one of anyone who of those 10 million of
across the border in the last couple of years can just go in
and get any surgery they want. I had a really weird VA
experience. I think it sums up the VA in the
way that I've ever seen it. And the Texas VA is actually as
good as anybody anywhere could could have it.
I think they were quite good. So I I went through this phase
where I wore a lot of barefoot shoes.
They're called like gloves. They're the Merrill glove line.
They had a whole bunch of different lines and one of their
gloves looked like boxing shoes. They're really neat.
They were leather, they were brown, they looked really nice.
They weighed nothing. There was basically like 5mm of
rubber between you and whatever is out.
There's no padding whatsoever. And I let me interact interrupt.
You're talking about the Vapor Glove.
Because now you're in my world, brother.
I know all the Merrill shoes. You get the Trail glove, the
real glove. I wear them every day on my half
marathon junk. But this one is all leather.
It's brown leather. It looks like a boxing glove.
Yeah. They only made a limited number
of them. They stopped doing it.
They did it for like two seasons because I ordered them for
multiple seasons. It's not the vapor.
I I did have the vapor too. Those are all mesh.
So this is, this is solid leather.
It's looks like a dress shoe. It just doesn't wear anything.
It looks, they're almost like black ballet shoes.
So I had those. I was trying to break open a
pallet and I used to live in this apartment with my wife that
had concrete floors. So I took it into the into the
the stairwell and I went to go like kick through, You know,
like you do when you break a pallet, you kick the pieces and
you pull it out. We're throwing into a chimney
and we were like lighting on fire, whatever.
Well, I wanted to break one of the pieces and I managed to
jump. Full body weight landed on it.
And as I put that tiny little vapor glove or that leather
glove through, I landed on a nail that was pointed downward.
That the nail point was down and was in the wood and it hit the
concrete and it ricocheted up. And the nail head, which was one
of those pan head nails, which was like maybe a little bit
smaller than a dime, went through the shoe into the bottom
of my foot, hooked onto my my bone because I felt that.
And then when I jumped off like you would because you just got
stepped on a nail, then I like pulled it back out.
It hurt like a son of a bitch. It was one of the most painful
things I remember, and it wasn't good.
And I was like, Oh no, what do I need to do?
And I just got out of the military and I was stupid.
I'd already pulled my own tooth, like a couple of weeks earlier.
And like, I just don't like a bunch.
Don't get the Nikki Haley replacement.
Basically I was, I was set up to go work for the FAA as a full
retard and my wife was basically like, you better go get that
looked at because I'm not going to have this happen.
I think we were like, we might have been engaged at the time.
And so I'm like, OK, yeah, I'm a retard.
I got to go get this. So I go to the VA.
I make an appointment. And I and I, I had a doctor.
I was working for a hospital at the time.
And the hospital was like, oh, let me get you some prophylactic
antibiotics. No problem is the PA.
So she, like, writes me a script.
And I get those and I'm, like, taking it for two days.
I finally get into my little VA appointment.
I go in and I've got an Indian Dr. which they're all Indian for
some reason. And and the guy just comes in
and he's like, So what do you want?
And I'm like, I just want to make sure that I don't have any
retained foreign bodies. So I want an X-ray and I want to
know if I need to be continuing this prophylactic antibiotic.
And so he's like, so he orders the X-ray and I go get the X-ray
down. And no, no formed bodies,
nothing's retained inside the the foot.
And so I'm like, what do you think about taking antibiotics?
And he goes and he pulls out this book, which look like a
phone book and he went to the like penetrating wound to foot
section of the government's recommendations for doctors who
don't know how to doctor. And he said based on your
condition, it is not currently recommended that you take
prophylactic antibiotics for this injury.
And I was like, so should I discontinue the the course of
antibiotics that I started? And he goes, based on your
condition, it is not recommended that you do prophylactic
antibiotics for this kind of injury.
And I'm like, OK, Ken, cool. Thanks for being my doctor guy.
Whatever. And and then I, you know, that
was it. Then I I left and I thought,
like, I'm really glad. I'm actually not mad that some
illegal immigrants are getting that treatment, just to be fair.
Good point. Yeah, the doctors have like they
went to some online DeVry school with like perforated edges on
their diploma, like off the the printer that goes like, yeah, so
just hand it out. And it just pulls it off.
All right, I'm going to throw one more thing up on the screen.
We'll do a a little kind of a pallet refresher and we'll kind
of take a deep breath and then we'll say goodbye for the day
and for the weekend. Before we do that, let's go
ahead and just throw this on here.
Also, let's just do this real quick too.
See the merch store, folks? You guys can check out our merch
store. It's at the Dash
suspendables.com. It's the Dash suspendables.com
to check out the suspendables Merch.
Today is a last line strength shirt day.
You could also be checking out the PT shirts, check out the
hoodies. That's a pretty good option.
And also still my favorite is the last line Sub Stack tea or
the own the night version, which my wife doesn't like, but it
does look like night vision to me.
Looks like a night vision outline of an AR15.
The Quill coming out the end. Quite good.
All right, let's do just a little dad joke.
Little clean humor for everybody here, folks.
You can. We had that awful video of that
woman saying the thing about being ravished.
This is not that. I got 60 seconds of Dad humor
for you to go into the weekend and then we'll say bye to Steve.
Here we go. I got fired from the bank today.
Woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
My dog accidentally ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles, so I took
him to the vet. No word yet.
I haven't talked to my wife in seven years.
I don't want to interrupt her. My wife got pissed at me because
I accidentally overcooked the rib eye last night.
I told her we all make mistakes. To the guy who invented zero,
they turned nothing. My son asked me what it was like
to be married. So I told him to leave me alone
and what he did. I said why are you ignoring me?
The 666 is all evil. Then 25 point 806-9758 is the
root of all evil. That's stupid.
Just a couple of Bros, man. We we get along just fine.
Yeah, we don't. I the guy with the shade with
the visor is my. App.
What is that? It's like a Lloyd Austin shade.
Man, that thing is solid. It.
Could also be like a a Christopher Lloyd shade from
back to the. Future.
Back to the Future? Kind of a dark brown vibe to it.
I don't hate it. Steve, what do you got coming
up? On Amrad.
Oh, well, Garrett's made his triumphant return.
Now he was gone for a little while, and we're going to be
looking into MLK in the history with the FBI.
He's he's done a whole sub stack right up on it and he's going to
lead us through that history lesson.
The audience love the history that I did on William Pence.
We want to start doing that more often.
And that's going to be on on. Saturday, Saturday Noon
rumble.com/amrad pod be there. Sounds good.
Otherwise, you guys can follow Steve at Real Steve Friend on
Twitter or Real under score Steve Friend on True Social.
Thanks for joining me, bud. That was fun.
Thanks for having me man. Good to get back on track
Friday. Now you know what day it is.
It's always. I do.
Hi Dad all.
Right, buddy. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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weekend. I hope that you guys stay safe,
go out there and be non retard. Don't try to get yourself an FAA
job. Doesn't seem like a good idea.
And hopefully all of your flying is done because it's only
getting worse out there. God bless you.
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