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And there is Steve. Friend, come on up on the screen
here with me and my brother. Look at this.
People can see us now. I'm just watching this live chat
go. Just completely nuts.
They said, oh, now you're good. Now we see you.
Now you're frozen. Now you're not.
Yeah, folks, sometimes things get a little spicy.
Steve Friend, welcome back. It's been it feels like it's
been about 5 weeks since the last time I saw you.
And it was only a couple days, it seems like.
Yeah, and we talk every single day.
It's definitely just, it seems like time goes, felt like we've
lived about five years in the last 20 days.
So that's that's generally my sentiment, but I'm glad and
excited to be here. I'm glad actually when I woke up
this morning, it was 60° and I was very fearful because it was
40 the day before and I thought I might have to have a heart
attack from shoveling the snow. That was definitely going to be
imminent in Central Florida. This is just Steve just letting
you guys know that he's listening to what we're doing
here on the show when he's not there.
So even though we're not always talking or you're not always
seeing Steve friend, he's keeping track of what's
happening with us. Yeah, I don't want the iguana
scenario to happen for you. I don't want you to be outside
like on a run and then just kind of like and then fall over.
It's a possibility at least. It is.
If it drops below 61° I have to wear my mittens.
When anything else. If it gets to that, those those
levels there, man, like where you I I actually part of my
heart dies when I go out in the morning to let the dogs out and
I can see my breath. That's terrifying to me, but.
Here's the thing. You used to live in the frigid
tundra, did you not? I gave the greatest last full
measure of devotion for seven years.
I shoveled enough snow for a lifetime for at least my
perspective, and and I'm done. When we moved to Florida, I told
my wife I I liked Iowa, I liked the work I was doing at the
time. And I said, if we're going to
make this, the the sacrifice from you is I'm never going to
be cold again. And that will include if we go
to the movies one day and it's just a little chilly, we're just
going to have to eat that ticket because we're leaving.
I'm getting rid of all my long sleeves if.
You you won't dress up for the movie theater, even in Florida,
when it's hot out. No man, I need to have hey dudes
at most. Mostly just Crocs and shorts.
What are Hey Dudes? Wow, there's like those fabric
shoes. The Shadow backed me up on this.
They're they're comfy, comfortable shoes.
That that's it. I've.
I've literally never heard that term before.
OK, so we're going to run through a bunch of stuff.
We've got a bunch of videos that are going to kind of show us
where we're at in the world. Some of it is amusing.
Some of it is terrifying, but still funny.
Some of it is going to make our blood boil.
I have a good palate cleanser for the end of this thing today.
Let's start off with a new story.
If you're good with that. I think that's where we're going
to start here. So folks, how about this
something Steve is working on just a little bit.
This is a story that goes back to 2017.
Now if you guys remember, we had George Hill on not too long ago
and he talked about this. Steve is actually working on a
project, kind of writing up some of the intelligence failures and
the changes that happened just at the end of the Obama era.
I'm going to read it a little bit and then we'll have Steve
kind of comment on it because I know he's been kind of looking
into it. So it says just in time for
Trump, the NSA loosens its privacy rules.
This is coming from Wired magazine going back to January
of 2017. Privacy critics have called on
Obama to rein in US surveillance powers before Trump can abuse
them. I want you to remember that the
concern that Wired magazine has, which is obviously on the
liberal left and and maybe even the progressive left, is what
they think is that they don't want Obama to loosen the reins
on the NSA and other intelligence agencies because
they're scared Trump is going to abuse them.
I threw a little quick quote on here.
It's coming from the first the first paragraph of this article.
It says as privacy and civil liberty communities brace for
Donald Trump's impending control of U.S. intelligence agencies
like the NSA. Obviously we're laughing in the
background now that we are eight years removed from this thing or
six years removed. Critics have called on the Obama
administration to rein in those spying powers before a man with
a reputation for vindictive grudges takes charge.
And now, just in time for President-elect Trump to inherit
most of the powerful spying machines in the world, Obama's
Justice Department has signed off on new rules to let the NSA
share more of its unfiltered intelligence with its fellow
agencies, including those with a domestic law enforcement agenda.
Mr., Friend, how silly is it to hear that sort of thing right
now? Because that does that just make
your heart smile about the absurdity that they were, they
were fearful of? I want to be friends with all
the Pearl clutchers in 2017 who who were really against the NSA
giving this access to a weaponized FBI who are now, you
know, pumping their fists and supporting things like the
Sedition Hunters for people. Because they have completely
done 180 and they're saying hey. He has a reputation.
And there was this, I'm reminded.
There was this story. I I think it was the Clintons
when they first came in and was the best demonstrated by that
movie, The primary Colors film. And they, they were the
peaceniks, right? They were against the military
industrial complex. They were protesting against the
Vietnam War. And then he became president.
And they had the the flyovers going on and all the the pomp
and circumstance And the people who were true believers were
saying, Bill, well, I thought you were against us.
And then it was like, well, now I've got the power.
That's right. That's the same people that they
had to make the movie Wag the Dog about.
I think that's actually going to play nicely into what we're
going to talk about a little bit later because apparently we're
going to go back to war in the Middle East because, you know,
we got out of Afghanistan in a disastrous withdrawal which cost
lives it didn't need to. So when the poll numbers tank
you, make sure you start a war with.
Lockheed needs to hit its quarterlies, my friend.
Moreover, I used to. We used to call it like, shit,
Stan a Stan. Like it doesn't matter where it
is, but you've got to go out and throw bombs into a place that
nobody cares about, that Americans can't find on a map.
So Yemen wins. They've had 400 missile strikes
from United States missiles in the last 20 years or so.
So we've been casually bombing them.
We've a casually just sending it sends them over there and and
break some targets. But now we're going to have a
proxy war with Iran because wouldn't that be good even
though the Biden administration seems awfully friendly to Iran?
Like none of this stuff makes any sense to me.
But we got some fun videos for that stuff.
Here's the best part for me of that little paragraph that we
read and and the wider article itself.
They're really scared about turning over the tools of the
intelligence agencies to Donald Trump.
Looking back from today and knowing that Obama was the one
who loosened them and gave more authorities, let's do a little
reflection on what that actually involved and not this like, like
you, said Pearl Clutching. That was going on at Wired.
It was NSA was essentially. I've talked to George Hill about
this. It's essentially like a Roomba.
It's just sucking in information.
And there was this wall that prevented these law alleged law
enforcement agencies from accessing the information.
Obama puts this amendment in, allows them to gain that
intelligence and now they can do parallel construction, which is
essentially they take that information, build a case to
justify having found that information.
And they work backwards as opposed to doing a logical
progression through law enforcement where you would
respect civil liberties and due process and and do lawful
searches. But now they they have the
information to begin with. It's the the, the, the story of
like you, there's a pot of gold in the field, so you buy and you
know that. So you buy the field knowing
inevitably that you will find it.
I feel like you just pulled a Garrido boil.
If you had done the actual chapters and verses in the
Gospels about the parable, the man who sold everything he owns
to buy the treasure in the field.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, they they exactly
know. And the fun thing for me is that
they're they're acting like that this was an accident that Obama
didn't know what he was turning on and that he was accidentally
leaving the lights on for Trump to walk in.
No, no, no. He was leaving the lights on for
somebody else to find a way. And it was obviously always set
up looking at it in the past. We can say, well, well, he never
had control of these intelligence agencies.
That seems pretty. Apparent they were occupied by
people who had signs up that would said like comedy is my
homie and then the the fat boy or fathead cutouts of Barack
Obama And like they were hatch act be damned, they were just
going to go and continue to do the bidding.
It didn't matter who the occupant of the White House was.
So a little bit of a kind of a funny historical perspective,
yes. So for folks who don't realize
this, there were actual cardboard cutouts of Barack
Obama that were campaign style, you know, sort of cut out
posters that were in FB is headquarters that were in the,
you know, the cubicles of office workers who were intelligence
analysts and Mappas and SOS and all the other kind of little
positions that just love them some Obama.
And the question of the Hatch Act comes up.
This means that you can't do political things while on duty.
In fact, we know somebody on Twitter that's actually was
removed for alleged Hatch Act violations.
Tweeting in his in his car at lunch while on quote UN quote
government time was one of the things that they were of
political nature. So that was one of the things
that they'll throw at you. But interestingly, I had an
alleged Hatch Act violation that people were concerned about
while I was sitting at my cubicle.
And this would have been in 2022.
I sat near the printer and everybody had to come where my
desk was. This is my last six weeks in the
office where they were kicking me out anyway and I had no
casework and I'm just sitting there by myself.
So what I did is I printed off a picture in full color of Donald
Trump riding a tank with a golden bazooka on his shoulder.
Right. You've seen this picture.
It's I think the tank actually has like a golden, you know,
main gun and he's, you know, streaming the American flag.
And there's Eagles that are like crapping freedom or whatever the
hell it is. I mean, it's just like a
cartoon. And so I had that.
And then it's brother picture was also on this little thing
that was facing the folks that had to come in and get the
printer. And that was Ronald Reagan with
an Uzi 2 Uzis, I think, while riding on a velociraptor.
And somebody was like, well, you know, that's might be a Hatch
Act violation. And I was like, no, this is a
historical context because once they're no longer in office and
they're not holding partisan office and they're not running
because he wasn't a candidate at the time.
Certainly Ronald Reagan wasn't running for anything.
It's commentary and it is a historical context.
You can do that. And that was the argument about
Obama was historical because he was no longer president.
We had a full briefing by mucky mucks from headquarters at an
all employee conference one year.
And this was during the Trump administration.
Because I remember I just asked a theoretical I didn't
particularly have any affinity for either, you know, either,
either guy. But I was like, well, what if
you're a military veteran and just theoretically you got a
Medal of Honor from the president.
So if Obama's putting that around you and you have that
picture, can you put that up in your cubicle or in your office?
Yes. Could you do that if Donald
Trump gave it to you and they said no, Why?
Like, well, because he'll be a candidate for office.
I'm like, but it's not a political statement.
It's just, it's actually about you.
It's AI love me, some me type of thing.
And they said absolutely no. And I can't help but think where
it reversed that it still wouldn't have been a hitchhike
violation. Like if you if Obama were in
office and you were getting a Medal of Honor, it was very much
they're they're captured by their ideology and they're
selectively going to enforce it. My old supervisor, my second
supervisor in the bureau's guy named John Nance, who continues
to write like hateful pieces that are in a lot of flowery
language. And he just really loves himself
himself and he loves to write words that don't need to be
there. And he does these little, like
crappy pieces at town hall. And he's pissed off Dan Bongino
because of it. And he's kind of like a a
laughing stock to you and I. But the funniest thing about him
is you just talked about historical pictures.
The picture that was on his desk, the last article he wrote
was something, you know, bad mouthing Eric Holder.
And he had a picture of himself and his family with Eric Holder
on his desk. And it's like these people can't
get out of their own way. They keep what did what did what
did I tell Phil love this. I said that, you know they they
basically keep tripping over their own Dicks because they
have tiny little Dicks, but they also have like the clown shoes
that just reach up and smap them.
It's just the stupidest thing in the world.
It's the dumbest people running the dumbest things.
We've got a couple of fun videos, so I want to throw some
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OK, so let's do a video. Steve, Are you ready for this?
Take a deep breath. You've seen this before.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is not fun to watch, but it is
fun to make Steve watch. So let's just do it.
No context. Let's go, girls.
Come. On I'm going out and die.
I'm gonna be it. All right,
all right. So that's the dream team.
That is the dream team of Spirit Airlines.
Bunch of ladies walking at a trade show.
Thoughts on that? Did it?
Does it work out well? What do you think you want that
to be The engineers that build, the thing that you get into and
put your life on the line with? I'm I mean I've never really
wanted to fly with Spirit Airlines anyway because I kind
of feel like it's held together with duct tape.
But how about that whole like mythos of the their, the
stewardess. Because as much as you want to
say they're flight attendants or flight progress coordinators
whatever the heck they want to call them now like the really
progress that would bring you coffee tea or me.
That was the the joke from like the the 50s and 60s.
Like that's gone. Like has has any one of that
cadre seen the inside of a gym or the health food section aisle
of the grocery store in the last decade and 1/2?
No, those people are not healthy.
But none of those were stewardesses.
Those were the engineers that were sacheting around and
looking ridiculous. You mentioned the stewardess, so
let's do that. Steve knows where we're going
with this. I think so.
My eyes. You're you're going to have to
just take a deep breath because we're not done.
We're not done yet and here we go.
Let's do another one. We'll just lean directly into
the second video. This is also from this one's
from Alaska affiliated similar buildings and I don't know
what's going on in air travel right now but Steve, you're
going to be subjected to a lot of gay.
I think I say gay. You say gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
When? I say gay.
You say gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Pretty girls walk like this,
this, this, this, this. Pretty girls walk like this,
this, this. This all the pretty girls walk
like big boss face pull up in the face I know I'm.
Like here? Yikes.
What else do you say about that? Is there any other way to talk
about that? It's it's sort of similar.
You talked about the World Health Organization, how they
have all these people who are not medical experts that in
their entire career is based on where they like to put their
genitals or why did they even even if?
They know what to do with their genitals.
Like, are these my genitals? How did I get these genitals?
Like that kind of thing. That's your whole life.
I I I feel bad for these people. Like, that's it.
That's all they think about all day long.
They have nothing else. I mean, I get frustrated by the
stuff that I have to actually consume.
I have to read like Wired magazine, you know, in the
Intercept at times and just kind of like try not to vomit at some
of it. But the same time, like at least
that's somewhat productive. That's that's something outside
of like, oh, where am I going to put this?
Does that go in that place, Huh. Or or could not.
Can some of that go in another place?
I mean that's that's your whole day.
That's kind of what 2 year olds do when you give them the
puzzles that have like the cut out of a square and a rectangle.
The other how? This egg can't go into the
square. Hole.
Yeah, they're all the prismic, you know, the prismic shap that
they're going to try to like look into a little wooden box.
Like, you know, my 2 year old's already bored of that.
He's got to figure out. He's like snap, snap, snap,
snap, done. That's how it works.
The thing that fits in The thing is where it goes.
Yeah, it's chronic narcissism. It seems like it's just 100% of
the world is about what I'm interested in, and if the world
also should be interested in what I'm interested in.
Even though it's only about me, a lot of it is because I'm
confused about me and I just need to validate myself.
It's not even. It's beyond.
It's not even just. The world should be interested
in what I'm interested in. The world should celebrate what
I'm interested in because I'm interested in it.
That's right. And they're going to have a
captive, and they're doing it with captive audiences.
Like, that's why they want to go into the schools because the
kids are just kind of, like, forced to have to sit there.
What, what is a second grader going to get up and be like?
I have a moral objection to this and just leave.
No, of course not. They're going to be trapped
sitting on an airport. You've gone through TSA.
You got to get board your flight in an hour and a half.
And what are you going to do? You already hit the the Hudson
News studio up and bought your pack of gum for 4:50.
And now you have to sit here and listen to this drag show going
on, and you're a captive audience and they know it and
they're going to just hammer it until it becomes just a normal
thing, I guess. Well, there's an inevitable
consequence to this sort of thing and I will share with you
guys that because we're just telling the story here, we're
just telling the story women engineers, the dream team from
Spirit Airlines in in Alaska, the drag show focus it, it's
kind of ends up like this. Are those similar to the winds
that you're experiencing in Liberty Hill, TX right now?
Yeah. They're pretty close.
Yeah. That's what's going on.
That's first class. What do you do when you're in
first class? And when you open your mouth,
your your lips try to wrap around the top of your head.
You're like. It's like that game where you
put the the thing inside your your mouth and try to try to
talk and people have to guess what you're trying to say.
But. Just getting hammered with a
leaf blower in the face while you're riding for.
So we watched that for what, like maybe 30 seconds?
And we're like, that looks pretty awful.
Those people landed the plane like that.
Where were the oxygen masks that we were assured that would drop
down if there's any sort of change in the pressure
immediately inside they? I think they must have gotten
lower. I saw some of the other kind of
footage of that sort of situation where the where they
had been at altitude, if you're above 10,000 feet, the oxygen
mask will drop because the pressurization difference and
then you need the O2 because there's a lower partial pressure
of oxygen. And then once you get below a
certain level, like you're actually OK, anywhere from like
10,000 below. In the military, they don't make
you wear oxygen masks below 10,000.
So I don't know, maybe they had gotten below that.
People were like, yeah. Screw it.
We're done looking at this. Thing I need to put my mask back
on as it goes down my throat. I'm getting hit in the face with
like, what are those leaf blowers that are supposed to
move, you know, epic amounts. They're not steals, but they're
like green. You've seen them.
They're like ego or something like that.
And they're. Like I don't remember what
16,000 bull hurricane force winds exactly.
Like, actually, I almost put that on at the end of the show.
There's a guy that walks around with a leaf blower wearing like
a vest and he just blasts women's wigs off.
Yeah, we saw, we saw Representative Crockett the
other day wearing like a like a straight haired wig.
She's like a you know, obnoxious, clackety nail, gross
black female in in Congress and I just imagine like some dude
walking up behind her and blasting the wig off.
That would be kind of fun to watch.
But anyway, these people are dealing with hurricane force
winds. All of the all of the wigs that
were in are now in the back of the compartment and and because
we feel. They had less frustrating of a
time during their travel than Garrett O'boyle did this week.
You tried to fly to Washington, DC.
Here's the Here's the stupidest thing for me.
The purpose if if you look, you can do all kinds of glitzy and
fancy things. We talked about fundamentals a
couple days ago, and you can do things that are outside of
dribbling the ball, you know, passing the ball, doing the
layup and getting it, you know, in the hoop.
You can do that when you're really good.
There's a reason why MJ used to be able to do wild stuff like
take the ball around his back and slam it in because it looked
awesome and it made for great photographs, right?
You can do all the glitzy stuff when you've nailed the
fundamentals so much that you don't have to think about it.
But when the the plug that used to be or could be a door goes
flying off at 16,000 feet in your aircraft and your only
purpose is to fly from one place to another, you forgot the
fundamentals you're doing behind the back passes and drag shows.
But you're you're also like handing the ball off to the
opponent who's going to go dunk on you while you're trying to do
your cool guy thing and and that's the failure.
It's like get back to your basics.
Nobody cares what your politics are of a company.
The the analogy I like to use is the Green Bay Packers won the
1st 2 Super Bowls ever played and they had an offensive
playbook of 6th place. And they didn't hide what those
were. They just said we're just going
to be so fundamentally good at these plays that you will not be
able to stop us. And they were successful.
And I I use that comparison, You use it to this scenario.
I use it to the defensive tactics that we were taught like
at the FBI Academy where they would be trying to show you like
these MMA skills and that people were going to be not unless
you're training and that's your job.
Like you're not ever going to be able to execute that properly.
And I said why don't you just teach us like a couple of things
to get really good at. We can hit a heavy bag all the
time and good good at that and actually had to throw a proper
punch. Why do I need to know how to do
this? Like ninja move that's going to
never ever come into play and it's a failure to embrace what
are the essentials and the basics and those four walls and
and build your foundation and then you can worry about like an
add on or you want to put another floor up top.
What? What if you want to do the
pistol disarms? Do you remember those?
I like the gooseneck. The the gooseneck.
And then they were I I remember there was talking about AI said,
well what if you ever got put into a headlock?
What what what would you recommend?
They said, well, that'll just never happen.
I was like, well, I'll tell you exactly when it'll happen.
When I go to do your stupid gooseneck and the guy was like,
what are you doing? And he puts me in a headlock.
That's right, the the best moment that I had, I was
standing there with my buddy Jake and and the two of us are
doing this sort of back and forth and they're doing the
pistol disarms. So for people's awareness, we're
talking about like a a rubber gun, it's a non real firearm.
They've taken the trigger and the trigger guard off because
that's a really good way to get your finger ripped off and it's
also a good way to get killed because if the person actually
has their finger on the trigger, none of these pistol disarmed
things are really going to work really well.
Someone else is going to get shot sideways.
It doesn't work like in the movies And if you've ever seen
that guy, I think it's called like Detroit's street survival.
Have you ever seen that guy? He's just monstrously looking
big black guy like in his late 40s or early 50s.
And he's teaching like all these like cool guy skills on how to
how to save your life. And he wears a plate carrier for
no reason. And he he's like a security
guard with a plate carrier on. And he teaches these skills and
people basically like like give themself into the experience.
And then people started making fun of him and they were like,
if you actually try to do it in real life.
And so then they have like a real life scenario where like
some guy comes up with like a airsoft gun, that he looks
realistic and they hold the gun up and they try to do the disarm
and then immediately cuts them like in a cloud.
They're dead. And they're like, oh man, it
didn't work like every single time you did any of the stuff.
You mean the Steven Seagal technique doesn't work?
Steven Seagal. Hollywood context.
East Noble. I know it does not work.
And so anyway, my buddy and I are doing these stupid drills
and we're trying to like, you know, bend the the gun back
towards the guy or push the gun around or whatever.
Doing the rush hour thing where you try to disarm back and forth
for fun. It spins back and forth for a
minute in his hand and then you catch it, placing the right
direction. Whatever kind of stupidity they
had and and my and they were like, make sure you're talking
to the to your, you know, to your mugger.
Talk to him, like get him thinking about something else
and then you can, you know, distract him.
And so, you know, I turn around and I'm like, give me your
wallet, man. And he was like, hey buddy,
what's going on? Are you OK?
Look, I'll give you my wallet and I'll be, hey, you look
familiar. Are you from Chinese?
And I fell apart laughing And we got, you know, we I think we got
disciplined for it because I was I couldn't take it seriously
after that He said, are you from Chinese?
And now everything that I think of being from China, I always
assume it's from Chinese and nobody will ever correct you if
you say it that way, if you just say listen.
One of the instructors for us was doing the same thing You you
can really distract them with a verbal say something.
So he he said. What's sqrt 11?
Bam. Boom.
And and you know, right then the mugger was like, oh, let me, let
me calculate this, allow me to. Yeah.
Let me go to my let me go to my Casio here on the on the arm.
Yeah, that's that's a really good one.
And everyone wants to know what sqrt 11 is.
How about math is racist. And now I'm going to take it off
your dead body. It's it comes from this
fundamental fantasy world of not looking at the basics of not
looking at what your task is like.
You just said building your foundation strong.
Of course we're doing that in the airline industry.
That seems scary as hell. It doesn't make me want to get
on a plane. I don't really do budget
airlines. But a lot of people need to and
they go places like that and and Southwest has the same crap that
everybody else does and so does, you know, Delta.
None of these people are absolved from the doing stupid
things, celebrating pride, having a drag show in the aisle
instead of just, you know, just give the peanuts and get back to
your spot and strap in or whatever it is you do.
I don't, I don't know the purpose of what the, what the
flight attendant generally does. They certainly are not necessary
for almost any of the functions of the flight.
And the the services that they actually legitimate services
that they provide have been pulled back so much to just save
on cost. I mean, you fly a cross country
flight, it wasn't that long ago that you got a meal.
They they don't do that anymore. Now it's well, now you have the
option to buy it like you're at Disney and it's $30.
If you want like a poor ham sandwich or something, you
can't. Touch them it you have to
download the app in advance, and then you can order it from the
app so that no hands are touched, but then they're going
to walk through the aisles and touch all your stuff.
It's it's it's the same thing. Like everything about air, air
travel now is basically cosplay. But it makes sense that they
would be doing drag shows, I guess because TSA.
Is is called, including the secure tube that that doesn't
have any sort of leaks. Yeah, now the tube has holes in
it. Like we've just gone to the
point where it's like, oh, we do the security theater where you
walk in and we touch all your stuff and we might touch you and
we pretend that we're going to keep you safe.
And then after that, we're going to do something where you were
going to board, we're going to make up my favorite is this,
they'd be like we'll now be pre boarding.
So they're pre boarding and now we're going to have our Elite
and Skyline members and then we're going to have our double
Platinums and anybody with children, they board six groups
before boarding Group 1. So we can't do math, we can't do
security, We obviously can't do service anymore and we can't
even keep the planes fuselage to be solid.
We're going to lose things. And they grounded a ton where
they were like, oh, this might be a real problem.
None of these things are supposed to fly higher than
whatever number of feet they're not supposed to fly at.
Normal Commercial How? Long is it between before that
those guys whom actually are competent enough to make that
decision are kind of aged out or diversity, equity and inclusion
doubt. And it's like the guy who's
responsible for clicking that abort button has no idea what
he's doing. Doesn't even know how to do a
safety recall. It's just like, I don't know.
Let's just see what. Happens.
We're really close to the the Flintstones, like where it's
just like a bird flying on top and it's like it's a living and
like it's not an actual functional aircraft.
The the the whole point of of Idiocracy was sort of like all
the people who knew how to handle everything fell apart.
And then you see that scene which I've showed a couple times
on this on this. It's one of my favorite clips.
But like 2 buildings are like basically tethered together
because they're falling apart because the structure has
failed. And they just figured out like
oh we could just fly this rope around them until it stays.
And the cars are driving through you know it off the freeway into
this pile of other cars because there's a hole in the freeway
now and everyone just drives off the edge of it.
We're we're like that wasn't supposed to be like a how to
manual and yet it does seem like people on the left are are just
like yeah competency is it's. A documentary.
It's just a little bit ahead of its time.
I mean like they were like watering the crops with
Gatorade, saying like it had electrolytes.
That's what plants crave, man. It's brondo.
It's so bad. Let's do another one of these.
Let's do another story here. This is AI.
Don't know this one's going to make people angry.
And I told my wife not to watch it.
So for whatever. That's where let me just
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Let's see here. Let's do this video.
This one is nauseating and I think it it it actually talks
about fundamental competencies going away.
Some of those fundamental competencies are actually from
parents, right? I mean, parents, basically,
they're not doing the job that they're supposed to do, which is
just be a parent first. So Steve, we'll get your I don't
think you've seen this one yet, so we'll get this queued up.
Here it goes. Toddlers were allegedly sexually
assaulted in a bathroom at the Galleria by multiple men.
One of the men was a mall employee, FOX 26's Natalie.
He is joining. Us now live from.
The Galleria with the disturbing details.
Natalie. Well in the court documents
revealed that there were up to seven men involved in the sex
assault. It apparently happened at one of
the public bathrooms here at the Galleria Mall.
And tonight one local organization has an important
message for parents. The FBI has arrested Arthur
Hector Fernandez the 3rd and charged the 29 year old with
sexual exploitation of children. Fernandez is pictured here on
his private Instagram with the username allegedly Hector.
His account was named in court documents that detailed the
disturbing allegations that he and at least six other
unidentified men sexually assaulted and raped a toddler at
what appeared to be a Galleria ball bathroom, court documents
say. Last month, the Australian
Center to Counter Child Exploitation reported 4 explicit
videos found on the dark web to the FBI in which at least two
toddlers, ages two and three, were filmed being sexually and
verbally assaulted by multiple men at once.
Relatives of the toddlers told investigators Fernandez was a
friend and fellow Galleria employee who offered to watch
the kids while they were at work at the mall.
All. Right.
I'm going to give you first crack at that one, Steve.
Happens way more than people want to admit.
This stuff happens constantly and the the the FBI is going to
claim that they have him now. Where's the lynch mob outside
the the jail. Like what?
Where's the assault on that courthouse like we saw in
Portland calling for that guy to be swinging from a tree.
We don't live in that what world anymore and and there's also not
an appetite for it at the law enforcement level.
People are just want it's easier to just work the dope case and
get the press clippings on that, put the guns on the table and
say look what we did and we all just kind of pretend that this
stuff doesn't happen and it does all the time.
And there's not an appetite from prosecutors to take the cases
because if they take your case, then well, I might have to take
the next guy's case and then I kind of have to get pigeonholed
into just doing those cases. So I'd rather just not take that
case. I've had it happen.
I had legitimate cases and they said, no, we're not taking that.
It's just the victim. But we can't, we can't address
it. We have to put priorities
elsewhere. We're going to address the fact
that they showed his, it looks like Instagram.
If I had to guess based on what I was seeing there, his
Instagram shows 22 little rainbow symbols on there and
allegedly Hector and he's doing this effeminate thing and he
looks like he could have been the flight attendant that was
running down the aisle. I'm not saying that they're the
same people. I'm just saying that sort of
culture that is that is already focused on me, me, me that is
completely narcissistic, is willing to take a toddler.
And the second piece of it is, is where are those kids,
parents, you said it happens more frequently.
You think, but that only happens in one way.
That only happens when somebody who is not the the parent is
looking after a 2 and a three-year old.
And like times are tough and they're hard.
But if people want to claim to be conservative and be serious
about what that means, the number one thing we should be
conserving is the safety of our children.
And look, you might take a financial hit for that to be
able to keep an eye on your kids or put them in a place where you
know that they're going to be safe.
And I I don't know, I there's just there's no excuse for this.
I I've done this, I think, with you before, but it's probably
worth just a a brief PSA, and this is a case that I was not
able to take federally. Luckily the local guys took it
and it essentially was a guy who was a virtual babysitter.
That was what he billed himself as.
And it took me actually interviewing him for several
hours to figure out that's what he was doing.
And there is actual websites on the Internet where parents,
because of COVID, they didn't want to spend time with their
kids. They wanted to put a tablet in
front of them instead of actually being in charge of
their education and spending time.
And they would actually be in the adjoining room.
They would say here for 10 bucks an hour, I'm going to give you a
tablet and you're going to have a virtual babysitter who's going
to occupy your time. And for 10 bucks an hour, that
guy really wasn't vetted. So what do you think he
convinced that kid to do? Oh, by the way, across state
lines. And the federal government
wouldn't take that. Everybody thinks the FBI is
doing that work, and we know they're not.
And the opportunity cost of not doing that work is that they're
going after mega grandma's or whatever they're doing with
their time, or they're just researching people and not
putting people in prison for very long.
When they go after a Chinese spy who's selling off our stuff,
like we talked about yesterday, there's there's all kinds of
abuse that could be actually investigated under federal
statute if we had the motivation to do it.
But instead we have an ideologically captured law
enforcement apparatus that doesn't care.
They're not interested. And then like you said, you're
turning that case down. I I imagine that this guy was
talking kids into doing things that were horrible on on a
camera. Is that essentially what you're
talking about? Yeah.
He taught them to do things to themselves that they'd never
didn't have any awareness of that and was planning to saying
well we're going to get married one day when you turn 18 and was
had now had that that video captured had it saved on his
devices. I I looked through his entire
device, found all the things that he had done and still it
was well, we're just going to leave this one to the to the
locals who go to the county prosecutor who's got cases
stacked all the way to the ceiling and see and they're just
going to plead that out as quickly as they can because it's
just not. And for them they have.
They have just too much on their plate and I can't get a federal
prosecutor to do that. And the only time I've ever
gotten a federal prosecutor to go in on any of these cases with
me was when I essentially threatened to make a probable
cause arrest. And they knew that then that
would look make them look bad because I had done that.
They would have to decline. It they would have to follow
through and the questions would be well why did he have to get a
probable cause arrest for this? You should have proceeded on
with this. Everybody sort of has this
instinct that we've got people in place to handle that we've
outsourced that this capability and that's not the case.
And the more and more that I think that we're pulling back
this curtain and you know you were, you were deprioritized
from a task that people would think is the most important
priority. Human trafficking case,
legitimate human trafficking case that I had.
I called up the US Attorney's office and I quote that sounds
like a lot of work. So we're going to have to
decline this one. That's so crazy.
And and in the bigger offices, they have a couple people
assigned to it. They're always the busiest
squads. And rather than them going like,
hey, man, you guys are making arrests every two to three days,
which for anybody who's ever been around the FBI, that is
absolutely unusual unless you work on an Indian Reservation,
like making an arrest, you know, once a month is huge.
And these people are literally running OPS twice a week,
sometimes three times a week, always looking for extra people
to help them out. And when that's the case, rather
than going like, you know what, this is a real big deal, we
should probably expand that capability.
We don't do that because that would mean that you'd be putting
more people in basic criminal work, less people in
intelligence. And we need a bunch of Kyle
Serafin's who would love to go do that kind of work sitting at
a desk for 10 hours a day reading FISA in Chinese that he
can't read, because that's where the metrics are and that's the
bonus structure. That's what the banality of evil
and and petty corruption looks like.
And the more people can understand it.
Luckily, it looks like our Republicans are doing a great
job on that. Not awesome.
Awesome. Hey, and I'll put a period on
this one. The FBI yesterday put out a
press statement that said was bragging about how much
cybercrime they'd stopped last year.
They had 202 arrests of cybercriminals last year, SO4
arrests per field office. Roughly a little bit under four
people arrested for the entire year.
So one a quarter. That's what those fully staffed
offices and squads were able to achieve.
And that's not just child pornography.
I mean that's that's fraud. That's all all across the board.
Anything that's going on that's? Ransomware that's.
And some of those are going to be like cases that they'll never
be able to land because it's, you know, it's Iranians and and
you know, other sort of foreign actors doing things that the
United States will indict without even knowing their name
saying, you know, this sort of fantasy world that we're playing
in where it just makes stuff up. I wanted to do something that's
a little bit less that that That one pisses me off in a way that
is very difficult for me to even.
Calculate. But we had kind of a good news
story and and of course the guy's going to pay the
consequences for it. That's just the nature of how
things work when you do the right thing.
But I'm going to bring up a little quick story here about a
another whistleblower a different kind of field.
But we we read this. If you guys read daily Wires.
I think it was yesterday. It's a Doctor Who blew the
whistle on his hospital's transgender clinic and and
there's some real important points on there.
His name is Ethan Heim. His family was in town for
graduation. Official started his career as a
surgeon. Single greatest accomplishment
of his life. He says graduation was a big
deal. Suddenly there's a knock on the
apartment door. He did a shadow interview.
It wasn't balloons or flowers, but two agents from the
Department of Health and Human Services.
Yes, Health and Human Services. HHS actually have criminal
investigators, and they were serving him with a Target letter
letting him know that he was the subject of a criminal
investigation. They showed their badges.
They said they were investing a case regarding medical records.
And he said that was one of those moments where time just
stands still. He was an anonymous
whistleblower for a bombshell story about a secretive
transgender surgery for for minors in one of the most
prominent hospitals in the country, which was Texas.
I think it's Texas Children's Hospital.
He he went forward with it. He was like, I can't stand by
and watch this. So there you have this guy on
the on the screen. What what is the thing that
strikes you see? Out of curiosity?
I'll see if it's the same thing that strikes me when we start
talking about who this guy was and why he's a suspendable.
I mean I well I look at his age and and realized put put the
numbers together on how much schooling that requires to
become a surgeon. He's basically spent his entire
life working for this and just the willingness to in a second
saw what was going on and said we took an oath A Hippocratic
Oath and that means something to me and and and he's willing to
put it all out there. I mean, like you and I, you
know, we put our careers out there, but we obviously had
careers before we get something to fall back on.
This guy invested his entire life and I would imagine quite a
bit of money into that. I mean this very rare that a
freshly minted surgeon out of college, it does not have a
significant amount of debt that he's going to be accountable for
no matter what, whether or not he works in that field or not
and said no, I'm, I'm going to stand in the gap to protect
children. What I see is going on without a
moment of hesitation, he he was willing to do that.
He hadn't even gotten his graduation done.
That's right. And here's the thing that that
strikes strikes me. It's exactly the same points,
but how interesting is it that the people that are willing to
blow the whistle, that are willing to come forward to,
willing to basically throw themselves on top of being like,
no, no, no, no, they're all young.
They're all people who are not getting ready to retire, that
have seen the end of it, that there are people that are at the
beginning of it where they're looking out and they're going
like this is the thing that I chose.
I worked my ass off for a decade, 2 decades.
I know it took you a long time to become an FBI agent.
It took me a long time as well. You know it wasn't my dream job
but it's a a job that many people dream of.
Being a surgeon is a dream job if that's what you grew up.
My buddy had his e-mail address when we were he wanted to be a
surgeon. And he he's a doctor now, but
he's not a surgeon. When we were kids, when we were
just finishing up middle school or we were going into high
school, his his e-mail address had the words MD to be in it.
That was part of his, you know, original Hotmail or whatever it
was because it was something he'd thought about since he was
a little kid and some people are like that.
His this guy's story. His dad was actually a surgeon
as well. He saw that his dad had a lot of
respect for his patients and loved what he did.
And so he wanted to do that same thing his whole life.
This is his dream. And at 33 years old, basically
walking into the door of the job that he wanted to have for the
rest of his life, he's like, oh, and I can't do that.
And the the hospital, it's Texas Christians Hospital or Texas
Children's Hospital rather, which is not supposed to be
doing these things in Texas. And yet they were still doing
so-called gender affirming. Anyway, he, he throws it all in
the toilet. And then if you go read his
Gibbs and go, which is actually fantastic, he's like, look, I'm
not asking for anybody to do anything for me except help me
with my legal bills because I'm, I'm paying a significant amount
of money and every single thing that we get in the Gibbs and go
is simply going to go to our attorneys.
So I will. It's in my my Twitter feed.
If you guys are following me on Twitter, I'll post it over on
True Social today as well. If you guys want to support what
this guy is about, he's literally just trying to get his
legal fees covered so he can keep doing the thing he's going
to do. He's got his medical license.
I don't know if that's in jeopardy, but you know, the
medical licensing board in Texas is in Austin.
So he he did things the right way too.
He he wasn't clout chasing. He didn't go run to like a
Project Veritas for Fox News and try to get himself on TV.
He went anonymously, and then the accusations that the Health
and Human Services brought against him were completely
farcical. He said that he'd given patient
protective material, and they went through great lengths to
actually avoid that. He did it the right way, did the
right thing, the right time for the right reason in the right
way. The man's suspendable.
Yeah. And and grossly enough, I think
it's interesting that that's kind of the claim that Chris Ray
always makes about what's going on with the Bureau.
We know that's not the case. They would be going after child
trafficking. They would actually be stopping
this stuff. There's no, there's no pattern
of care that involves making, you know, lifelong decisions and
mutilating children. I I don't know how we got to
that point so quickly, but I think a lot of it has to do with
that narcissism that adults want to be affirmed in whatever weird
nonsense they do. Look, if you want to go dress as
a dude in a dress or you want to chop off your body parts and you
can find a doctor that's willing to do it, it should be in a back
alley. It shouldn't be in, like, a real
facility, but so be it. That's the world we're in.
If that's the place where you're going to get elective surgery to
turn yourself. Like I used to tell people, if
you want to get ears that look like an elf because you really
like Lord of the Rings, or you want to fork your tongue, or you
want to put horns in your front head, which I knew people that
would get metal implants and stuff like that.
And you're over the 18 and you can do it with your own money.
Have at it. Knock yourself out, but don't do
it with my military. And definitely don't do it
around children, because we need to start throwing these people
into wood chippers is what it's starting to look like.
We're getting to the point where, in the biblical sense, we
would have been seeing a fire and brimstone coming down from
the sky like people. Are they not watching over their
shoulder to see if they're about to get smoked by a meteor?
I don't understand how we have got to this point where we're so
deeply ingrained with this evil and and every time I see one of
these stories, like like I've been pissed all day.
Like since I saw that video about the toddlers.
I've been pissed since yesterday when I saw it.
This is what happens when you think that you got about 80
years and that's it. And so live it up for now
because we're all going to be taking a dirt nap in a few
decades. It doesn't matter.
There's no morality. There's no right or wrong.
Your truth is all that matters. And and we've allowed it to
happen. It's it's sort of this people
are loathed to criticize that or even might share your yours and
my perspectives on things because they don't want to be
uncomfortable. They don't want to create a lot
of static. It's let's live and let live.
We can get along and and at certain point like you you have
to put your foot down that you need to put your foot down a
long time ago and I would have done it over more transient
things than than we're seeing with this.
I mean I flat out said like no it's an objectively bad thing to
put a mask on your face. It's not a a question of the
science. It's a question of societally.
I should be able to look at you and know who you are.
You're not a bandito robbing a train in 1870.
OK that's bad for society. It's not a well if you want to
wear it that's fine. But I'm not going to because of
my personal autonomy. No bad for society getting rid
of it and the and then it's down the slope we've gone and now we
have people putting on drag to and you and you're subjecting
people to that and and it's and you got to go after the most
vulnerable kids as a result of it.
That's right. Well, when you replace the the G
of God with the G in government and you start going in the
secular life, you know, I I was just thinking when you're
talking about you got 80 years on the plan to give or take and
then that's the end of it. I remember when I was a kid,
even in high school, Dave Matthews Band was a big deal.
Remember Dave Matthews Band? And people really enjoy it.
There was like the Warehouse. That was the people that were
like love Dave Matthews. And I was like, I don't get it.
You guys are kind of culty. And he had that song and it was
like E drink and be merry for Tomorrow We Die, which of course
is quoting something and I can't remember what the quote is from.
But it doesn't really make a difference that this is kind of
that that that hedonistic mindset.
And if that's all it's about, yeah, you have no incentive to
care about whatever happens. It's whatever happens here is
the is the end of the game if that's the the whole board game.
But if you have a belief in something else, you know, I I
try to tell my kids we, we've been playing like little board
games and kind of get them understanding a little bit of
strategy and a little bit of like, you know, interoperable.
There's these this game called trouble.
You ever play Trouble? Oh, sure.
OK. So you push the button, you
know, and it pops the, it pops the dice and then you move
around. Well, there's two ways you can
play trouble. You can play it with your
daughters where you don't, like, deliberately try to land on
their characters and send them back back to jail, which I don't
land on my kids characters because I think that's kind of
crappy. But my, my 6 year old is
cutthroat and she'll land on her sister every single time.
And I said here's the deal. The minute you land on me or
your sister, then we're going to start landing back on you and
there's two of us. So you got to know when you're
going to break that pane of glass.
Now you might want to win. It might be towards the end and
it's like the right move and that's all you can do.
So be it. But if you do it intentionally
and you've got another move, I'm watching you, girl.
And and she still does it gleefully.
And she'll be like, you know, send her back and then like, we
just pound her and she loses the game completely.
And and if you don't understand that there are consequences to
your actions that not just happen on this thing.
And then here's the other funny thing, we put the board game
away and your sister still knows that you're a scumbag and you
were doing scumbag things in that game.
She's going to hold that over your head for the rest of the
day. And that's the part we forget.
There's more to it than just this board game.
And the the morality of it, it's it's even if you remove the the
spiritual side of things and and let's let's just accept that we
had 80 years and then we're all done, right?
The fact that you have children, you obviously have sort of an
idea of what best practices and what sort of mistakes they might
make that will make their life harder or worse.
So you're trying to navigate them in that direction.
That would be your motive, not towards the eternal life, but
just for a good life. Here, the fact that these people
now are pushing, well, you don't want to have kids.
Right. It's better for.
You It's better for society and it's better for the next
generation. There's no incentive to do
anything that's productive at all.
It's just about gratifying yourself.
Which is why you might do things like rape a toddler even though
because you don't feel like you're going to get thrown into
that wood chipper, and we are more or less explaining that
that doesn't happen. I got another weird story.
This is more weird than it's going to be infuriating, but I
think it's. I think it's a good look.
We should just know that when you stop worrying about
consequences, when you stop paying attention to things that
are going on around you, then you might find yourself doing
this wild stuff, which it is truly wild.
This came out of a this came out of a story in Boston.
I don't know where it was actually reported from.
So bear with me on this folks. And eBay.
Which I I guess people are still using eBay.
These this, this is a story about eBay having to pay a
$3,000,000 federal fine because employees, including very senior
level employees, were sending live spiders roaches and they
were directly harassing this married couple who basically
wrote like an online newsletter saying, you know a couple things
that were not the best about their their company.
And so here's here's a quote coming from the United States
Attorney in Massachusetts, the acting US attorney in
Massachusetts, eBay engaged in absolutely horrific criminal
conduct. The employees and contractors
involved in this campaign put the victims through pure hell in
a petrifying campaign aimed at silencing the reporting and
protecting the eBay brand. I guess if you don't think
there's any consequences, you'll do this kind of stuff.
And I I threw a little piece up on on the page.
You guys can see it on the Rumble channel.
I'm just going to quote this. Along with a box of live spiders
and cockroaches, the couple received a funeral wreath, a
bloody pig mask, and a book about surviving the loss of your
spouse, which all just popped up in the mail.
They were basically mailing them this terroristic sort of
campaign. Their home address was posted
online with announcements inviting strangers to yard sales
and to parties that didn't actually exist.
Just weird. But again, this is that
self-serving. Like if you don't think there's
any consequences to your actions, why would you care
about, you know, destroying some other people that you've never
met? Like they're just strangers?
Screw them. That's like mob, mob tactics.
I mean, they're going to wake up with a horse head in the bed and
then you actually have the ability to mobilize people
against them because you know where they live, you know what
their purchase history was. I mean that that that's actually
a lot of power that this guy said when.
So they wrote something that was sort of negative about the
company. And Can you imagine buying into
your company that bad? Like people criticize the FBI
when I was in the FBI and I wasn't like going to war with
them and. So, like Steve, do you remember
Steve Gray? He's been on the show before.
He's kind of gone quiet a little bit on purpose.
We talk still. And Steve Gray told me that that
right after he started speaking out about the FBI, he was going
on Newsmax and talking to Seb Gorka and some of the others.
And he got a He said he got a box of 100 morning bands for
your badge that showed up, which he took to be a threat.
You want to tell people what a mourning ban is just kind of
like? Sure.
It's just a little black sash you see when the when officer
falls in the line of duty and everybody wears it to to mourn
them for a certain amount of time.
So he said he received a box of those.
I don't know what the scenario is behind all that and and I've
heard him say it publicly on on like new like I said with Gorka
show and I went like that's I've never met anybody that would do
that. But I But then again, I wouldn't
rule it out because there's an awful lot of brand loyalty and
he was a guy that did 20 years and, you know, a lot of people.
Well, I mean, John Nance has been writing crappy columns for
a while. Well, there's that loyalty.
Yeah, it's it's really nuts. The the story about this whole
thing, I guess it started because they literally started
writing about what was going on with eBay.
They write a an online newsletter called E-commerce
Bytes and they wrote some coverage that didn't didn't sit
nicely with senior executives at eBay, which you don't think of
being a like a particularly enormously powerful company.
But as you said, buying history addresses payment.
They know who you are and where you live and all these kind of
things. And so yeah, they weaponize
their their knowledge base, which is very mafioso like.
And I don't know the box of live spiders or the one that would
actually that would be that would get me riled up and would
send me on a mission across country to go find some people
and and change their minds about their lives.
Would be sending something about mourning the loss of your spouse
because it I don't know you you want to come after me, so be it.
I I kind of expect that we we might piss some people off it
because we're going to play some fun stuff from Yemen in a minute
here. But and and and those people
interestingly enough you and I don't think you've gotten any
death threats and I don't either.
Not really. No, no, I haven't.
And certainly not to my to my family.
I mean like that. That's that's so out of line, so
out of balance. I always say like the internet's
not real life. I don't you can say whatever you
want about me. I I really doesn't matter to me.
I'm pretty sterile with my responses, man.
I try to be funny because I I like to laugh.
But at the same time, like there's no personal offense if
you want to call me a mean name, unlike members of Congress who
apparently think that that's a big deal.
So you better not criticize them, but like, eBay getting
involved here, like, why would you care what people say about
your company? I I don't understand that right.
That's when you think the Internet is real life, I
suppose. I had some people from the
Sedition Hunters that were trying to like dox my wife's
information. My wife has a I've said it here.
I mean, so she has a A license. As a professional counselor, you
could probably find the the number of her license.
She's thinking about re upping it.
So, you know, we don't use it. If she didn't have it, her life
would be the same as it was a last year or the year before the
last six years. It doesn't make a difference
because we don't use it. But they were out there kind of
like threatening her license and kind of going after it.
And that's when I got on the podcast and started telling
people like, hey, we broadcast live from Liberty Hill, TX,
America. You know, we've got cemeteries
here too, and Liberty Hill's a good hill to die on, if that's
what you want to do. You want to come after anybody
in my family? Like we'll find a place for you
here in Liberty Hill. There's 7000 people that live
here. It's not a big town.
It's not a big place. And we learned yesterday that
you might or might not have more than 5000 rounds of ammunition
sitting with an arms grasp. So.
Yeah, there's 5200 sitting right behind me.
That's just out there. People in the chat were going
after they said he's stacking it.
Yeah, it's 100% the case. I I'm never unarmed.
And that's the other thing. I was just thinking about this,
this mall story because I put myself in the story.
If you have not kind of worked through the process, if you go
into a scenario, you walk in and bang, it's guys raping a toddler
in the bathroom of a mall. The first guy's got to die.
The second guy gets a choice, maybe everyone's going to be on
the ground with their faces in the toilet, basically, that's
good. That's the next move.
And if anybody comes out of the stall, they're going to die
until we get the cops there and the kids need to be taken care
of. But like that's a that's a a a
deadly force scenario in my. Opinion I would articulate
that's the risk or imminent threat of death or serious
bodily injury and when you put a.
Toggle in you even you you lower the bar for what death or
serious physical injury takes. Literally a backhand can end
that and so you don't have the the victim there to be able to
testify or whatever else. I'm going to defend that kid
with whatever there is and I'm always armed and I'm always
ready to continue that on and I've mentally made that
decision. Like you said I I really
appreciate our friendship. One of the first things I walked
away with was the first round in your gun is already fired.
So if I walk into that the the the target just found me that
round. Is their choice.
It's their choice. And you know, you never want to
be put yourself in a situation where, well, do I really want to
shoot this person? It's like, well, I set the
standard. If they cross the line, then the
round's already fired. There's no decision there.
I'm just delivering the round. That's it.
Which? Is why I practice, because I
want to make sure that's going to the right place.
It's it's going they. I've already got standards.
If you meet the threshold, then I didn't.
I don't have to make another decision.
It's not like a oh, what happens right now Like, no, no, no.
You checked off the five boxes in my deadly force policy.
We always say that there's like a there's the constitution,
there's the deadly force policy for the agency, you work for
whatever state law says. And then there's your personal
deadly force policy, which is usually more restricted than any
of those things because as a human being, none of us are
going out there in the world looking to find a target.
But if that target finds you and it meets the criteria that fall
within your personal policy and the legal policy that you live
within and the United States Constitution, which those are
all stacking a lot of times, those those edges might be very,
very narrow. That's what we used to say.
It's like if you're doing it correctly and you've done the
calculus and you've agreed to do the job properly, there's not a
lot of distance between those lines because you owe an
obligation of a duty. As a man, let's start off with
But as a law enforcement or a trained person, who's decided to
take on that responsibility like you have a duty to the people
out there in the world That didn't.
But that's part of why society works.
Certain men take on certain duties and I use men very
specifically in this case because men are the ones who are
going to be doing that violence overwhelmingly.
All you've done in law enforcement is is just increase
the likelihood that you're going to have to engage in that but
it's you're basically just I'm on being a man to a for further
extent more likely than, but that that sort of standard
applies to everyone. It's almost like any man has
like sort of an umbrella of protection.
We used to always laugh about that kind of idea.
But like, you can take people into your kind of wing of
protection. And when you're a man who has a
family, it's your wife 1st and then you take on your kids and
you've got these people sort of under your umbrella and that's
your job. When you join the law
enforcement ranks, you've basically just taken on more of
the public under your umbrella in a professional way.
That's the requirement. You've basically said my
umbrella will now extend and it doesn't really have any off
switch. And even when I'm out there by
myself, I've now sort of agreed to do it.
Which is why we see things like what happened in Uvalde.
And we're so offended by it because those are men.
Overwhelmingly those were men in there who took people under
their umbrella. The public actually believes
that whether they have a legal duty or not, they have a moral
obligation to do the thing. Whereas my buddy George used to
say, what are you saving it for if not for that moment and and
if you're not going to save it for that moment and be ready to
put it all on the line, like find another job.
Because we have expectations. I have expectations of cops, I
have expectations of me, and I don't even have the badge
anymore. You have to be willing to
restate your actions in the most absurd way possible and had to
have it hold. And in that situation, you're
saying, I'm deciding not to address that threat because I
think my life is more important than the kids in there who are
being executed. That's the decision that they
made. And I think when I say it that
way, it sounds pretty ugly. And they were, they were saving
it for another day. And that's.
Wholly inappropriate. Whereas a bunch of people are
never going to have a future because they didn't make it to
that day. All right, Speaking of saving it
for another day, we had a little save up.
We had The Biden administration's been holding on
to this one for a while. They've waited till 2024.
We need a war if we're going to try to see people pay attention
to a, you know, a bad economy. And we had Janet Yellen yelled
lying to us earlier this week, telling us that everybody's
feeling pretty good. That's why they're spending so
much money, or maybe they're spending a lot of money because
that's what it takes just to get the basics.
Just went to Costco yesterday with my family.
We got like a normal sized cart and it was like 350 bucks.
And my wife is like, Oh my God, do you remember?
Like, it used to be that a $200 car to $250 cart?
That was like a huge haul. And you had like, a lot, like
you were good for the month and now we might be good for two
weeks. And so anyway, we're dealing
with a very different time. I want to play this little
video. I think it's worth seeing the
hype videos that are coming out right now for the the Hootie,
which I did not know was a possibility.
We could have hype videos for them.
And this is apparently where we're going to be starting to
send our our troops. We're going to be sending our
sailors. We're sending our airmen.
We're sending our pilots to start bombing them again.
I guess we're going to step up a kinetic campaign.
And this is who we're going to guess.
This is America's big foe. You tell me why this is a
problem for us. So there's that.
But not to be outdone, the American contingent has also
done the same thing in New York City.
So I want to throw this on the screen real quick.
We'll just play one more and then we'll get some reaction to
it. Folks in the chat, if you
actually know what those boats are, I think those are row boats
that have now been upgraded with some kind of engine system.
So if you know about maritime things, go ahead and put that in
our comments, you know, so we can learn a little bit about
what the hell is going on there. Let's let's see what's happening
in New York because obviously if you're an American, you got a
port that I guess something. All right.
There it is, Steve. Thoughts.
What do we, what do we got going on here?
Like what What's happening in this country?
Oh, I. Got to go back to the first, the
first video one we now know where Patriot Front got its
fitness standards from the high knees.
That's that was the source of that nailed that and nailed.
I just, I mean, I think when you when you share that on social
media, I immediately thought of that Afghanistan jumping Jacks
video. Those are Iraqis.
Are there? Was it it was Iraqis?
Yeah, Iraqi Jacks. Iraqi Jacks is our friend, my
friend Mark Naughtons. That's his favorite fitness
test. That all being said, that's a
far better recruiting video than anything like the US Navy's
putting out now where we have sailors that are in drag and
they think that that's the appropriate way to attract the
the next generation and. Hold on.
What was that? Hold on, what is that?
What is the Navy doing? The Navy ones are This is like a
Navy recruiting video. Yes.
When I say gay, you say gay. Gay, gay.
This is, This is why we have a recruiting crisis.
Because you're not getting the guys from Appalachia or Montana
who are Woodsman already and instead what they're having to
get is have 1/2 of the the normal recruiting masses are
coming in and they're having to waste time teaching them how to
actually throw because they've never thrown a baseball in their
life. So when it comes to throwing a
grenade, they're completely incapable.
What about this? Let's go, girls.
They were going to recruit her. She's.
Going to be more of a sachet or a saunter.
I I can't. It could go between either one.
That's so gross. Yeah, those videos are like
going to haunt me today. So I just, I didn't want to be
the only person that has seen them more than once.
At least people have had a little taste of it.
It's bizarre. You got guys that are doing high
knees, which is not a particular.
There was somebody that put a a response to one of my comments
online and they said something. This is the the Ministry of
Silly Walks has has exported high knees and running like you
say the fitness standards of Patriot Front.
These are guys that are wearing essentially like British
military uniforms from World War Two I think and maybe the the
African theater version of that. And they're wearing like World
War 2 era load bearing equipment and yet they're jumping in row
boats and they're going and jacking stuff up and they don't
seem to care. They have bad dental work.
They don't seem to be worried about, you know, they they
mostly inbred and low IQ, but man, they're running into it and
like you said, they believe in what they're doing.
That's more than we can say about the people that are
shining up so they can get their genitals operated on.
The sad thing is, is there's a still a huge number of people in
this country that would love to serve this military.
I've been talking to people left and right and it's like, but how
do you honestly recommend that when you know what it's doing,
what it what it doesn't, It doesn't think well of them even
though it needs them and we need them?
That's why I'm pushing things like the Florida State guard,
which is not accountable to the president.
It's only in the direction of the governor here where you can
serve your state same similar way you're going to receive
similar training. And then do it at a local level
where there's going to be less of a chance for your hand to
engage in a recruiting video where you're dressed up and
dragged. We got coming up on Amrad.
I'm going to kind of go a little gentle out and then I've got a
couple little palette cleansers that people can do.
They're both musical folks, so you're going to want to see
these if you're watching on rumble.com/cal Serif and make
sure you give us a thumbs up. You should also be following
rumble.com/AM AM RADPOD, Amrad Pod.
That's Steve Friend and Gerardo Boyle's side gig that's slowly
growing today. What do you guys got coming up?
A couple of good interviews on the horizon.
We're going to actually interview The Intercept
journalist Murtaza Hussein about that entrapment case that you
covered on earlier this week. And Tiffany Justice is going to
be coming on as well. So and and then tomorrow I
believe we're going to be looking at some of the
institutional racism or actually what it does look like that's
that's on the agenda. OK, fantastic.
Are you ready? You talked about Roombas, like
grabbing up all the information like the NSA.
We got a Roomba video here. Kind of a little bit of a dad
humor. The story is is lost, my best
friend and a little musical interlude.
So if you're not watching on the Rumble channel, you guys might
want to come check this one out. It's a good one.
And here we go. I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover. Goodbye, my friend.
You have been the one. You have been the one for me.
Goodbye, my lover. Goodbye my friend.
You. That's the NSA leaving the door.
Just, it's just done. It looks over and it's like we
were doing all this work. We're grabbing all this
information, The FBI has been abusing our stuff, and now we're
going to go bomb a bunch of, like, Stone Age cretins in
Yemen. We're out just driving off.
That's it. That's the room.
Believing they quit, they give up.
That's a rage. Quit slowly in slow motion.
That Roomba is actually superior technology to the FBI SWAT
robots. So that's what I'll say to you,
because it doesn't get hung up on a single, you know, strand of
clothing. But they would right out the
door like it was nothing. It was like, oh, you've got a
little kind of grade here. We're going to go to the top.
OK Next one is going to come from a little 80s music.
This is how you should be communicating with your
grandmother. If she is a long ways off, if
you don't have a grandma that's funny like this, you're missing
out and you haven't seen this one yet.
So Steve, this is a little musical rendition by tribute
band doing the outfield. The song's Josie, I believe, and
it's one of my favorite 80s songs.
I've never seen it quite performed like this.
It's a little little taste of what's going on as we go into
the weekend here. Hold on, let me make a big
screen. We need the full screen, right?
We need the full screen. Let's do this.
Here we go. Josie's on a vacation following
so many things that I want a man.
You know, I love my girls. A little bit older.
I just want. To use your love to die.
I don't want to lose your love tonight.
I just like that. Grandma's got it.
She's set up. She spent the time getting
herself squared away. She's ready to rock'n'roll on
that. What do you think you do?
Would your grandma do that? You got a grandma that would do
with the outfield with you. Oh yeah, well, my my grandma's
more into the visual arts, but I could probably get her on that.
I mean, she does a lot of painting.
She could do some some vocals. Absolutely.
How's her harmony, you know? I I don't doubt it.
I mean, she she does. She goes to temple a lot.
I bet she she would participate in the choir there.
She could participate. I'm optimistic about well, we
call her bubby now for her because she's great grandma.
Yes, ours is G Ma, my grandmother who is in her.
Mid 90s X Well, mine is 8680 I believe.
I don't. I actually have to do the math
on it. I don't know what year she was
born in, but she's getting up there.
But she's still healthy. She does her her hot yoga and
her Pilates. So.
My grandmother doesn't know what year she was born in, either.
That's the best. She's completely she's like a
goldfish, but she's the loving, most loving, sweet lady.
Every time you see her, she's like, you look great, like you
know who I am. She's like, no way.
That's just that's so refreshing, though.
I mean, at least it's positive. She's surrounded by love.
So yeah, she's she's the only like non angry dementia person
I've ever seen him. Like, I'm sure she has her
moments, but there's something about surrounding people with
love that and she's constantly got her, her daughter.
She's got eight children and they all call her and check in
on her and talk to her all the time.
And they've got this like you'll, you know, they're not
doing songs from the. They should do it.
Maybe they should do some collabs where they start doing
screens captures and have her sing her favorites.
God knows what it would be. But she's a yeah, she's a sweet
lady. All right, Steve, friend, I hope
you have a wonderful weekend, folks.
You can follow Steve. You want, you want, you say your
handles. You do it.
What are your handles?
Where? Are my hands.
No, your handles. Oh, my handles.
Oh, at real Steve friend. It's like at real Steve Friend,
on the on the Twitter, on the X, at real under score Steve
Friend. And I do want to honor the the
dad joke obligation here. So how do you know you're being
told a dad joke when it becomes apparent?
Oh, no, tack P That one's for you buddy.
Out there in the chat when it becomes apparent.
Steve Friend, you did not disappoint.
Thanks buddy. Thanks for joining us.
We'll see you again next week, but have a good weekend.
All right, Ladies and gentlemen, it's been the Kyle Seraphin
show. Hope you guys enjoyed it.
I hope you took away a little bit of rage, a little bit of a
palate cleanse going into the weekend here.
I've got a five star review coming from one of you.
Here it is on the screen right now.
Coming from, I think, SE Truth and Light.
I don't know what that means. It's kind of neat.
Came in on December 22nd of last year.
It's a review. Five stars.
Today's guest sounded very aware of reality.
Truth and facts. Can draw a good picture like the
light in a in a dark room of evils revealed the lies of evil
people. And as I listen to the stories
of past events, I often flashback in my memories of how
fellow staff and CE OS treated me as a corrections officer for
over 23 years. Retired now.
I can tell you some true stories.
Thank you for sharing. May God be with you all.
May God be with you. SE Truth and Light, very
appreciative of you being one of our listeners and being out
there on Apple. We're just finding out that the
IT was a pretty decent year. We're just getting the wrap up
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If you guys are listening on there, give us a five star
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We'll start pulling them off there.
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