Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiasts, Second Amendment defender and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends.
Welcome to the Kyle Seraphin show.
Today's Friday and it is August the 16th.
Good morning to you that are joining us live and good
afternoon to you that are driving home Friday traffic.
Hope you guys have a great weekend planned in front of you.
We're going to have a fun show today.
We got my buddy Steve Friend coming on in just one moment, so
we'll get into that. Let's talk about where we're
going to go with the show because it is kind of a grab
bag. It's been a strange and stupid
week. I'm just going to call it the
way that I see it. We've got Secret Service agents
breastfeeding on the job. That's scary.
I've got a long clip today that I'm going to play you of Donald
Trump talking about God's purpose for him and sort of the
awakening that he had as the bullets were whipping over his
head. He meanders, but I'm going to
give him all the time that it takes to be able to say it
because I think it's an important message.
Going to talk about the press conference.
This should be called like press conference gate.
Why is there no Kamala Harris press conference?
Going to get into that. CNN holding accountable.
Very fun, interesting, A couple of things.
The hot dish dynasty, the man just can't get away with saying
the truth. He just has a hard time with it,
it seems. And so we're going to cover a
little more Tim Waltz. We're going to do the Sergeant
major kind of controversy. It's just more and more like I
didn't realize how bad his lies were, but it is a bad lie if you
say things that are false about your military service.
Before we get into any of that, let's go ahead and say thanks to
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And as you guys probably know, I always tell people that I am a
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It's just a job. So let me just tell you this, if
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That's really the big thing for me.
I hate paying for shipping, but just tell me what the cost is
upfront, right? Are you guys the same way?
What about this guy Steve Friend?
Steve, do you like paying for shipping?
Is that a thing for you? I don't, which is why I think
Joe Biden should take that up. They should be shipping costs.
He should be addressed at the federal level.
I'm all in on that. The shipping cost clause must be
part of the good and plenty clause of the Constitution.
They focus on the dumbest things.
I need to get lead lead out of pipes apparently.
And we want to make sure that we get rid of the junk fees and the
resort fees. And it should be easier to
cancel your subscriptions online.
And then yeah, free shipping should be part of all.
Just build into the cost. Don't, don't tell me what the
shipping cost. I don't want to know.
I don't want to feel like I'm paying for shipping.
Can you just see like George Washington working late into the
night thinking things through like we need to stop these junk
fees like it's the we have the joke of a government.
He's doing it by. Candlelight, right?
He's he's got a candle or he's got like a gas lamp that he's
burning like slowly and he's got a quill.
And he's like. And it was like the last time
that I went and took my whiskeys to market and had to buy grain
on credit and they junk feed me and he's pissed.
I don't know how he'd probably talk to me, a British person,
right? He was a proud patriot.
Yeah, I think he was. He was.
He wanted to be in the British Navy, so.
Why not? I went after, not went after.
But I I just really dislike drag in general.
I think normalizing drag in public is really weird, and I
don't want it. And so like, it's not
conservative and you can be a Republican and do all kinds of
weird stuff because Republican is a political affiliation, but
conservative is an ideology. So I just don't like it.
And somebody was like, they're like, but the Founding fathers
wore powdered wigs and tights. And I'm like, that's how dudes
dressed. If they dressed like women of
the day, then they would have been tarred and feathered back
in the day. They would have put them on a
rail and run them out of town because that was weird stuff.
You didn't do that. I mean William Wallace would
have probably owned a whole bunch of people that are
purporting to be a really based Republicans at this point.
The guys that are ready for the Civil War.
I don't think you would deal with him then.
He wore a kilt. He wore a kilt, which is
essentially a skirt. And I don't know if he had the
three inch hemline that they require at the Catholic schools
either. Might have been skies out, eyes
out up in Scotland. Skies out, thighs out.
There's not a lot of a lot of great weather for that.
The shrinkage and the the cold, humidity is probably a problem.
But you know, they didn't. They didn't stop them.
Look, I I just need to. This needs to be said.
I'm feeling a little bit somber. Lugubrious SAT word my dad's
favorite. We are now halfway past the best
month of the year, August, where it's hot all the time.
This makes me feel like you saw the episode yesterday where I
said it is my least favorite month and it is my least
favorite month. The colors get bleached out of
my eyeballs when I walk outside. The world is uglier, Steve.
In August and also in July. How dare you?
When you're in Iguana, it is always room temperature.
That's so weird. OK, let's do, let's do some fun
videos. Let's see.
First of all, let's do a real story.
OK, I've got a real story. I'm going to put you on the
screen up here. The Social Security system, the
databases have been hacked by a data broker, apparently, where
there was a data broker that had access to it and they were
hacked. Let me try to read this story
out here because as I was parsing it out, the only thing I
kept thinking about was the the smurfing of political donations.
Did you hear about that the other day?
Yes, yes, OK, Act Blue. So there's a class action
lawsuit. It's brought against an alleged
hack of a data broker. The data set that contains all
the personal information, all of the Social Security numbers, is
the claim of all U.S. citizens. This is like an OPM level hack
and I don't see this being the front of every single page.
It should tell people how ineffective our government is.
They couldn't keep my information and your information
out of the Chinese who hacked the Office of Personnel
Management and got all of our like, SF 86's, right?
You want to explain to people how how nutty that was when that
happened 'cause you were active and I was just coming in when it
did? Well, when it happened and they
got all of our, the SF 86, which is basically your 200 page
document gives all of your prior work history and residences and
everything about you, all your contacts, all your personal
information which could render you somebody that they could
then recruit for counterintelligence means that
was all acquired by the Chinese government and the, the FBI gave
us LifeLock subscriptions for a year and said our bad guys.
I felt like it was a way that that somebody at LifeLock got
like paid off by getting the FBI to buy all of it.
Is that probably? I think that somebody probably
got a retirement gig at LifeLock.
Right. Yeah, that's what I mean.
And then like, that was the payout.
And then like suddenly they got like whatever, you know,
salesperson of the year because you sold 38,000 subscriptions to
the federal government at whatever the maximum cost with
no discount was. And you just then apply that to
all Social Security numbers ever.
I think the numbers was even more than the current population
in the country. So I think it's like every
number that's ever existed, which should be interesting,
particularly when you have so many of these municipalities or
areas where there seems to be more people voting who then are
registered to vote. And makes me think that maybe
there's something criminal and nefarious afoot as it pertains
to handing over that private information.
But they can have mine. Look, if if you want to take
over my identity and have the background of being having your
security clearance revoked the day before you testified in
front of Congress, which would permanently ruin your ability to
earn going forward, have at it. Have at agreed.
OK, so here it is. The lawsuits filed against the
national data broker. That's called national public
data. It's part of a shadowy
collections of businesses. This is NBC News reporting this.
They don't like it either that quietly collect, buy, trade and
sell your personal information, usually without your knowledge.
This goes in line with what we talked about what yesterday with
GM essentially selling off your driving data, your geolocation
and so on and so forth, your speeds, the the amount of
braking and the times that you are driving.
So that basically the folks who are trying to sell you things
know more about you than you even remember.
Because I bet you don't remember how many times you've driven
after, let's say, 7:30 PM. I don't know.
I just don't. I don't think it's very common
because I'm using it at home and I want to go to bed.
But this is a thing. Like if they know that about
you, they can basically bill you based on your actual habits, not
based on what the market would say about you.
And so they're individually able to customize pricing.
Or they could just make political donations to the tune
of like 3330 five, $50,000 when you have no money and go ahead
and give it to Kamala Harris. That's a real thing.
They should do it in like $8 increments multiple times a day
over a year and a half from one house.
That's right. I think that that will that will
definitely create the impression of a grassroots movement behind
the most popular candidate who's ever run for office.
Even know the candidate was the least popular vice president in
the history of measuring vice president popularity 4 weeks ago
before the coup. It's.
I think it's because Biden is so extraordinary.
That's why he got. I saw something on MSNBC today
and they were talking about it again.
He got 7,000,000 more votes. They showed the like, look how
popular he is. It was Chris Hayes talking about
it and Kamala knows too how great he is.
There's a lot of love for Joe. Here's the most awkward
introduction by one of the most cringe worthy human beings.
Folks, it's Friday. We're going to have fun with it,
but we are going to play you some things that are going to
make you wish that you had a bout of diarrhea and left the
phone behind and you couldn't hear us.
Here we go. I don't know why I said that,
but here we. Go.
We're extraordinary President Joe Biden, and he's going to
speak in a minute, but there's a lot of love in this room for our
president. That's drunk happy Kamala.
That's like, that's like when you're, you know, they did the
three stages of like drunk mom Kamala.
That's when everything is so exceptional.
It's like, I just love you so much.
Everything about you is great. It's so weird to see your face
like pulled back in this aggressive smile.
I wonder how much work she's had done now that I think about.
It she does that Katie Britt response to the state of the
union thing where they just told her to smile all the time and
she looks psychotic. Just keep smiling come on, keep
smiling because you're full of joy.
You're very joyful. You're you're.
Bringing a lot of joy, allegedly to the country.
But she's leaning heavily on Extraordinary.
That's the new Unburdened by. No, it's any any word that she
touches that just gets like it gets thrown into the repeat
hopper. It's like dropping a frog into
your blender. You're going to see the same
part of the frog spin past you like 10 times before it gets
totally blended up. So she's like, she's like, it's
like left leg, left leg, left leg.
It just keeps spinning, Pat and you're like, oh, that's awkward.
It's not, It's not cutting that frog up.
Let me, let me play. That she started that Magneto
path and she threw extraordinary out there.
And then she nodded along and you could just see the mechanics
going on between her ears being like, well, nothing else is
coming here. The the bridge isn't
formulating. What?
What do I do? It's it's the same as the mean
you're riding the bicycle, right?
And then you stick the, the stick, the the stick into your
own bicycle spoke and then you fall over and it's like Kamala
Harris off to a good start and like extraordinary.
And then she falls over. OK, This is how Joe Biden took
that intro and ran with it. This is just a little piece of
it. I kind of miss him because I
really liked it better when I didn't have to do cringing
Kamala Biden falling apart. Human Roomba is far more
interesting. Have a have a little taste of
this. This is awkward and weird.
The session, led by Senator Frank Church Let let let let
Medicare negotiate the cost of. Drugs.
So Frank Church is known for the Church Committee, which is going
and the FBI and weaponized government.
And whenever he loses track, he just throws out Medicare, right,
Because he, we finally beat Medicare.
I'll beat it. Yeah, you beat it to death, Joe.
I'll fix it day one. It's, it's incredible.
I want to show the real legacy and, and this is a semi serious
thing. This is the actual legacy.
I didn't see this on the front page of any of the leftist news
media. I can tell you why.
You can tell me why. This is the Biden legacy.
If you've never seen this, this is going to blow your mind.
If you are listening, you actually need to see this.
This is the legacy in Afghanistan.
We are now in August, so that is three years from August 2021
during the disastrous pull out, the failed sort of attempt to
regulate people at Abbey Gate, where we lost 13 service
members. My folks have a memorial in the
front yard about this so that people do not forget when they
walk around the neighborhood in the morning.
And this should make American like this should be front and
center. Donald Trump could just play
this. So here, here's what you get to
the Taliban. Look at this equipment, folks.
And again, if you're listening, you're about to see all of the
United States military hardware being paraded by a tyrannical
dictatorship. It's like fake religious.
It's nuts. I Tamim Marada Hawaii work.
Takui Termino, Pratata Clakta, Hudari Patiru, Dru Kaluki,
Gunsmith, KAKE Termino, The Parvaz Walters.
It's an endless stream of American military vehicles and
Amraps and APC's and, and like just an incredible array of
capabilities and they're parading it out like every
single tin pot dictator always did.
Like, look how big our sword is. We have this thing and we gave
it to him. We paid for it.
And you, you, I saw that there was the post about the Iraqi
parliament that was lowering the age for girls to be married to
age 9. And just like, hey, thanks for
your service, guys. It this is just shows the
complete failure that it was. And I mean, I use the comparison
of the, the outcome people and the process people and the
people who pretend to be process people who are outcome people.
And this is that this is what 911 did.
It got people like Garreto Boyle to join the Army and go overseas
and fight and die and lose limbs and then get the American people
to accept the Patriot Act and the increasing government that
we now deal with. It's just expanded out of
control because we were patriots and we just had to do it
otherwise the terrorists would win.
Meanwhile, all we did was make Lockheed Martin and Boeing
really rich, get politicians re elected to office because they
could just drape themselves of the American flag.
And I mean, and then you contrast that with for a second,
when I saw that, until I heard the voice over, you know, I
thought it might be Tim Awols's Minneapolis as they were
parading through the streets. They are firing on citizens.
We can't talk about that, though.
We're we're just going to say that, you know, this, this is
just the natural outgrowth. We'd we'd done our time there
and we're just going to leave with dignity.
This was a completely successful withdrawal.
Never don't don't consider the fact that we had 13 service
members blown up and hundreds of thousands of refugees brought in
unvetted to the country and we left women and children there in
the most vulnerable position that they'd been.
And because if they're young enough, they never lived through
what they are now going to live through, which predates
September 11th. They're back in the 7th century.
So well done everyone from the American in the government.
It's 100% true. I signed up after the surge
because I was like, oh, I get it.
Like I need to go do something with my life.
And so I, I know our chat moderator, Eric Jason said the
same thing. It's like, that's what happened
to me. That's what happened to a lot of
men. They were like, how do I serve
domestically or overseas? What is it going to take?
I'm going to go sign up. I mean, I had a college degree
and I was 27 years old when I enlisted because it was a thing.
That naive patriotism that kind of gets you.
Let's just do a little super clip here of Tim Walz.
Nobody cares that you serve 24 years.
We don't have a problem with you doing 24 years in the National
Guard. Plenty of people have.
Plenty of people have served without deploying, and I'm one
of them. It doesn't make me any like,
sad. I wanted to deploy.
I actually, that was like a regret that I had.
Here's a man talking about a rank that he didn't get to hold
onto. He's claiming to be a retired
command Sergeant major. I didn't realize how many times
he said it. Yes, we've covered it on the
show. Yes, you've seen it all over
social media. I didn't know how prominent it
was for him to make that claim. It'd be the equivalent for us,
Steve, of somebody claiming to be an FBI supervisor when they
were an acting supervisor for a couple of weeks.
This is this is the amount of dishonesty.
And that is really, really dishonest to claim that you were
an acting supervisor or that you worked in that role.
It'd be the same as me trying to say that I was a staff Sergeant
because I did the job of a staff Sergeant and I did it for six
months, which I did and I got a commendation.
Actually, it was in writing that said that I performed above
rank, but my rank was E3. That's what it said.
That's what I got paid for if I went in and did the job of a
staff Sergeant because they didn't have good staff
sergeants. This guy said it a lot, and I
didn't realize how many days I'm going to play.
I don't know, a couple seconds of this thing.
We'll turn it off when we get bored.
It's over and over again. Here's Tim Walsh talking about
his service dishonestly. Tell him I'm a school teacher.
I'm a retired Sergeant major as a 24 year veteran of the Army
National Guard and a retired command Sergeant major As a
retired Sergeant major in the Army National Guard out of
Minnesota, retired out as command Sergeant major.
I spent 24 years in the military Congressman As a command
Sergeant major, I. Don't Tim Walz is one of those
everyday people. Coach to the state chiefs.
Teacher of the year, Command Sergeant major.
I am a retired command Sergeant Major in the Minnesota National
Guard. I am retired Sword Major in the
Army National Guard. What I consider to be the
responsibility and the privilege of being the highest ranking
enlisted personnel ever to serve in Congress.
And I'm the good Democrats. What rank was?
That command? Sword Major.
So when you first came to Washington, you were a retired
command Sergeant major in the Army National Guard.
So. I was an enlisted soldier for
for all those years and and care of troops and making sure they
have the right equipment is is paramount so team.
Served 24 years, including an operation during Freedom.
Retired as the Command Sergeant Major, which makes it the
highest ranking enlisted soldier to ever serve in the United.
Let's just cut it right there. There's 2 1/2 to three more
minutes of those shortcuts of him saying the same thing over
the last 15 years. And it's not even just the
retired command Sergeant major, which he he didn't retire as.
And that's a lie. We don't have to say he
misspoke. It was an obfuscation.
He's a liar and he's lied about other things as well.
And he uses that as a leverage point or to pull on people's
heartstrings to give an appeal to authority that he's supposed
to have. And I don't even like it when
people legitimately have served and are not doing stolen valid.
It rubs me. The wrong way.
Like I, I respect immensely John McCain's sacrifice that he had
in the Hanoi Hilton, that I mean, just unbelievable.
But I'm allowed to say that he's a crappy senator and somebody
like Allen West or Tulsi Gabbard leads off the response with to
every question with well, in my time in the military, the
question was about healthcare. So so can we stay on on topic
here? And he leads on that with a
crutch. And he doesn't even have the
bona fides that those other people who I've talked about
did. I mean from my understanding the
guy deployed and and actually insinuated that he has PTSD from
going to Italy. Oh OK.
Did did you get like a cold pasta dish?
Like what? What was the cause of that?
I think it was gypsies. Gypsies are a thing.
You got to be careful. I once, I once kneeled on the
neck of like a 50 or 60 year old woman who tried to pick my
pocket and she got herself into like a a turnabout where I I
took her down to the ground because she got, she went into
the pocket and I caught her wrist.
I had PTSD. Wasn't riots as a result of
that? This was back.
Dude, this was, we were back. That was a proper world back
then. That was like 01/02 or something
like that. But yeah, I, I straight up like
caught a wrist of a gypsy lady who was trying to hand me a
flower. She was like, here's the flower
while my finger goes into your pockets.
And I was like, gotcha. And I instinctively dropped her
to the ground, put her into basically like a kneeling
position where I could have cuffed her.
I don't remember what what I was taking some sort of martial arts
at the time in the school I was at.
And I just took her down. And I'm like, this never
happens. And I looked around and I'm
like, oh, now I've got like an old lady by the arm with her.
Face standards. They would have signed you up
for the Olympics, right? Dude, nobody cared about that.
Like the back of the day people were like, yeah, like they
didn't like gypsies are a problem.
Like nobody wants the gypsies pick in your pocket.
So that was fine. Meanwhile, yes, like that's the
PTSD that I carry around. I just, I, I look out for old
like when people try to hand me flowers.
I'm thinking about giving you like a falling arm bar,
something like that. Anyway, let's let's do another
fun lie because it it's it's just weird.
You're like, OK, fine. He he lies about his military
service. It's kind of compulsive and it's
performative. And that's really the thing that
I think is so gross about it. That's why people know that it's
cringe worthy and it's it it makes them sick.
This is a scripted conversation. They did they being Kamala
Harris and Tim Waltz. And if you haven't seen this
yet, you know, just deal with it because it's the thing that they
do. They set up a camera crew and
then they pretend that they're just sitting around like a card
table in somebody's basement solving the problems that they
created. He's a freaking governor who did
a terrible job and let us take it overrun.
And she's the vice president of the United States.
She believes she's the only person that's ever grown
Peppers. Chili Peppers.
That's a hot take. It's a weird hot take too.
Let's get a little taste of this.
There's two pieces of it, and then we're going to debunk it
'cause we can. And why not like?
I have white guy tacos and. What is that?
Like mayonnaise and tuna? What are you?
Doing much ground beef and cheese?
That's OK. Do you put any flavor in it?
No, here's the deal. No, they said to be careful and
let her know this, that black pepper is the top of the spice
level in Minnesota, you know? I'm the 1st Vice president I
believe, who has ever grown Chili Peppers.
I'm trying to expand my my food knowledge.
You know, we've got some cantaloupes.
You'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, we got some
cantaloupes. Cantaloupes are the substitute
for Peppers. Thomas Jefferson grew Chili
Peppers at Monticello. Weren't there plantation owners
who were at one point in high office?
I mean that that seems like historically accurate not to
quibble with vice president currently.
I mean, and not for nothing, that seems like tremendously
racist statements to make about white people's preferences
generally for tacos. And then you're you basically
insult your entire state and say that their palates can only deal
with black pepper. Apparently they don't remember
that they have like Somalis and stuff there too.
Like that's the top of the food chain is pepper.
It's like the I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a caricature of white
people to try to make black people like me because I'm a
gross, filthy person. Anyway, so we've got this little
thing on here. This was a Fact Check that was
online. Thomas Jefferson grew Chili
Peppers at Monticello. So, and he was also apparently
an adventurous gardener. He was interested in bird
Peppers and Mexican Peppers and Chili Peppers and other Peppers.
And screw you, Kamala. You're a freak.
You're a joke. And also there's a hot dish
dynasty we got to talk about Steve.
There it is, apparently Tim Waltz.
He's only into like, white guy tacos.
And yes, Turkey is pretty gross. I actually do agree with that
theory. Disavow.
But he's won multiple like doofus cooking competitions if
you want. To make him relatable they
should have played that up like hey he's just a regular guy he
makes. A regular guy who does like
crappy Turkey Taco tot hot dishes.
And so there's this, there's this plaque because he won them
when he was in Minnesota. That's that's like the the hot
dish championship. And then here's his recipe that
he uses. These are all things that were
available in 2016. This was a Fox News story.
They have a cook off apparently. Apparently when you're in
Congress, it's also like being in the FBI where they have like
a chili cook off that three people participated in.
And Tim Waltz is one of the losers that did.
So there you have it. There's his there's his Turkey
Taco hot dish. I don't even know where the term
hot dish. That must be like a Northern
Midwestern thing because it's very weird.
But here it is chili powder, paprika, none of which are
pepper. I mean, they are Peppers.
They're like, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
My old green Chili Peppers are also in there.
This is his recipe that he published for his hot dish
Dynasty. I'm going to read you something
from the thing. Go ahead and respond and I'll
I'll, I'll read you the little piece that he said about it.
This just seems dumb to me. As far as if you, if you're
going to go with the message of I'm just a lame white guy and
I'm super relatable to you, why wouldn't he just insane like
outraged with Kamala and she's like, So what do you like?
And he's like, oh, have you know I won a competition like that?
That's that conversation writes itself.
And they couldn't even zero in on that possibility here.
Who's the writer of this? Listen to this quote.
A hot dish dynasty. I didn't make that up is born,
said Representative Tim Waltz after winning his third hot dish
championship. In all serious, no, I do
congratulate Representative McCollum on her delicious run
Rep dish and thank Senator Franken again for putting
together this friendly competition.
It's a great way for us to come together and celebrate our
heritage, you know, the heritage of hot dishes.
This is the congressional baseball game.
It is like, you know, there's a couple members that take it
really serious and they train for it for a really long time.
Like, he probably spent an inordinate amount of time on
this, and this was very important to him to have this
ridiculous black. We are led by the least capable
people in this country. It's embarrassing.
Just absolute doofuses. And then they want to script
this out. So this is the how they're going
to help people. I got a really good follow up to
this. So in the same competition or
the same sort of scripted conversation of hot dishes, here
it is where they're going to help people out.
They're going to solve your problems, you know, the problems
that they've been creating for the last couple years.
Yeah, here we go. We got to help people get
through a hard time. We can't have a country and and
policies that let people fall through the cracks.
Oh, we can't. Whose policies are those?
Is that the? Extraordinary.
The word country. We can't have country.
Is she consistently like Nancy Pelosi level drunk?
I think I think that. Is that seriously a possibility?
She's. Just yeah, I think, I think
Malice is correct. I think that she's, she may have
a serious anxiety disorder that when I was on Tim cast, they
were talking about that. But I don't think she has a
tick. I think that she's just drunk
and maybe she's on like benzos, maybe she's on like Klonopin or
something. She comes off like somebody that
hangs out with with Bill Cosby, but the he didn't get the dose
right. So she's just like sort of like
Luke Gorman slurred it through and says his thing.
Here's here's the best answer to that, by the way, because I do
think Republicans can come back at this stuff.
The one of the biggest pieces that I've continued and it's on
my little sheet of, of paper of Democrat talking points is that
abortion is really important. I want to see this guy.
And by the way, I showed it to my wife the other day.
I don't know if you see the, the best single response to Kamala
Harris and the whole black controversy that that was going
on that Donald Trump had. He needs to have Kevin Sorbo
come on and say it. Did you hear him say what Kevin
Sorbo said? He just said tell Kamala.
He said tell Kamala Harris to come out and say the N word and
let black people decide if she's black.
Like how hard? We've been plotting some of the
best roles this week, it needs to be said.
So I proffered amongst our group and, and including to, to cash
Patel that during the DNC next week that Donald Trump and Elon
Musk should do a legit mystery science theater during Kamala
Harris's acceptance speech, complete with like the empty
theater and the silhouettes that are just commenting on her.
Because the, the whole we're going to, we're going to play
this game where you guys have your week and we have our week
and we don't interfere with it. No, that's, that's out the
window now. And I think that that would be
the most epic political troll of all time.
It's just him and Elon ripping on her speak which will be on
script but I'm sure we will get a fair amount of cackle and
leaning on phrases like unburdened by what has been and
the significance of time and extraordinary president.
I've got some more of those for you too.
But let me first just like do a real serious dismantling.
How about this? Go front and center because
this, this is a real message. You can't tell me that you want
to worry about women and you want to.
You love black people and that's why you can make fun of white
people Tacos and then also be like wholesale murdering black
babies. How about this?
The Democrat Party today that's pushing infanticide and killing
babies at abortion clinics and by and large that impacts the
black community the most. Well, at the same time they tell
blacks vote for us because we love you the most.
These lies are intentional to keep blacks on the liberal
plantation. White Republicans have done more
to save black babies at abortion clinics than the N double ACP
than the National Congressional Black Caucus and Black Lives
Matter combined. Any candidate that wants to kill
your posterity doesn't love you, they hate you, the Democrat.
It's really, really easy. That's a easy segue to my
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We'll cut back over here, but that is a powerful move.
Like if they want to kill your progeny, they hate you.
I agree with that. I don't see any way to debunk
that. He's got a great but he's a
great messenger. I met him a few months ago.
He actually has a suspendable Appel.
I gave it to him and that is a bro that's like a physical guy
too. I would not want to have to
engage with him. But we talked about this on the
Amrat podcast, Garrett and I yesterday about how we use the
phrase funding your own demise. It's typically a reference to
you're giving the government money and they're becoming more
and more radical with it and they're infringing on your
liberties. But can you think of anything
more of a funding your own demise than the fact that we're
giving like 2 billion to Planned Parenthood to not only murder
babies, but also be the second leading organization as it comes
to hormones for transgender movement?
Like they're actually murdering the babies and then murdering
the ability of young people to have babies.
Yeah, it's an anti human move. I mean, there's no other way
around it. You're sterilizing children,
which is why they have to come for your kids, right?
I mean that that is that. That's the whole point.
People. When I did a video for EDIFY,
which is a division of Catholic vote, they did a whole thing
where we talked about the government as a God and leftism
as a progressive religion. It's a religion of converts.
It has to be because they don't want to have people grown up.
They don't want to have families and families of the thing that
bring forth children. That's why they have to go and
push sort of like alternative versions of that, whether it be
surrogacy or IVF and so on. And I get it, not everybody's on
the same page there. But what I'm saying is those are
overwhelmingly abused by people who are not interested in having
a traditional family. They want to have an A
traditional family and they want to raise more loonies and then
they want to do bad things to kids.
And, and the other element to having a traditional family is
that there are downstream consequences that if, if you are
a parent and married in a happy household like the nuclear
family, traditionally you are more likely to be engaged in
your local community. And the, what goes on at the
school board or at the town council.
And I can't help but think that it is on purpose that they are
encouraging these alternative sorts of lifestyles because they
know the downstream consequences are well, well, then you're not
going to be engaged in that. And then the tyranny can just
grow into the the local communities as well, as well as
just not just from the federal. I listened to a really
interesting interview that Jordan Peterson did.
And Peterson is good, like a lot of psychologist and and mental
health professionals in asking a question and then just sitting
back and letting the person run. And so he had this woman on and
I listen to it in double speed and she's British and I don't
actually remember her name, so I'm kind of ashamed of that one.
But my wife had sent it along and she made the argument in a
book that transhumanism, the era of transhumanism began with the
birth control pill, that it was really the first serious medical
intervention that was not aimed at a health problem, but at like
optimizing some sort of human experience.
And it was trying to optimize the change that happened in the
Industrial revolution. And so the the change was, is
that the fundamental unit of production moved from the family
and the household, which is what happened pre industrial
revolution to the individual, which was the movement.
You know, this is the, the, the industrial movement is that an
individual goes and becomes a unit of productivity in a
factory. And that's a fundamentally
radical shift. And that's only something we've
had like 150 years. Looking at the thousands of
years of human history, big change.
I do tend to agree with that. And it did shift the way that
things are done. And so these transhumanized
ideas, they all are outgrowths of the the hormonal birth
control pill. And it's an interesting
argument. It's interesting to explore
those in your mind and think, man, have they really been
screwing us up and forget about that.
Like the way that women are attracted to different types of
men when they're on these things and others.
It's just one of those, it's one of those things that I
downstream consequences are never evaluated when you have
these like samples, like brilliant, let's take a COVID
shot and then like, oh, you're now, you're not now you're
infertile. Now you can't have babies.
And, and, and that has happened to a lot of people.
People take these, these jumps and these leaps and technology
and they don't actually look at the consequences.
It's Jurassic Park. We're not opposed to modernity,
but we are opposed to only first time I am drinking.
No, I am. I'm opposed to maternity.
You're about that trad life, right?
Do you want to go be a Mennonite?
I have a picture from the other day in my kitchen, which you
guys saw and we are hanging and draining yogurt that my wife
made on the stove. So you have to drain that the
liquid out of it to get it to, to, to congeal into like more of
like a Greek yogurt style. So it's hanging from this
modified thing that I found, which is actually a child's loom
for like weaving little textiles so they can learn how to do
that. She's rolling out tortillas that
she made, so she's hand making tortillas and the oven has a
sourdough bread that she's made in there.
And so we're like bacon bread and making our own yogurt.
Like we're slowly getting completely radical.
If I could get away with it, I would have ducks and chickens
and maybe a couple of goats in my backyard.
But I'm fairly confident my neighbors would not like that.
I'm also confident I don't really care that much, but I
don't need to have that kind of heat on me before we move.
I don't want to move the animals from here to Montana.
Can I weave this in here please? Earlier this week, I sent you
that the Grok story of how real Steve Friend met Kyle Seraphin.
Hold on, time out, hold on, time out.
If you guys, if you guys want to go read the Grok story of how
Steve Friend and Kyle Seraphin met, go to our Locals channel.
I posted it there under the the the content plus section.
You go to kyleseraphin.com, Kyle seraphin.com.
Make sure you like the video here or there wherever you watch
it. But the Locals community
actually has the story that Steve Friend is referencing and
it's quite long and it's very funny.
Steve, Friend, back to you. But I was thinking about how we
could create our own story of when maybe Garrett O Boyle, Kyle
Serafin and Steve Friend were in school together.
And the the question then comes from the teacher.
And the teacher says, why in an emergency do we evacuate women
and children 1st? And Steve Friend, being the good
senator and and the teacher's pet, says because women and
children are most vulnerable. She's very good, Steve.
And then Garrett says, because the Bible teaches us that we
have to defend and protect the women 'cause they're our future.
And the teacher says, very good, Garrett.
And then? She I know where this is going,
looks. Over at Kyle, who's the
troublemaker, and he goes so the men can think of a solution in
silence. I was going to say because the
women are weaker and they can't fight as well but it's the same
idea. My buddy and I got into the one
of these things where before I was I think I was either just
married or before I got married. But we are like we are days away
from getting married and it was really hot outside.
We are living down in on the near downtown in Austin, TX.
So we were walking distance to like 6th St.
And so my buddy who introduced my wife and I, he's my lifelong
friend Carl, who always goes by Carlos and calls me Kylos even
though it doesn't make any sense.
He's not Hispanic Carlos dude. He has like red hair and brown
eyes. Like he doesn't, he's Germanic.
So the two of us are we're all walking and my wife is like tiny
and she's wearing flats because she wears like regular tennis
shoes. She never wears heels.
And we're all cruising around and we're having this
conversation about zombies, zombie.
Like that was a big thing. Like 2008 to like 20/13/2014,
just before, yeah, there was everybody was talking zombie
prep. In fact, my truck actually had
the word zombie outbreak response vehicle on the back of
it. And we had like stickers.
It was the whole thing. So, so as I'm going, I'm, I'm
cruising down the street and my wife says, Oh my God, look at
these women. And there's all these beautiful
women in Austin, TX. They always have been.
And they're all wearing like stupid high heels and they're
going out dressed to the nines and doing the thing that women
do when they're young and they're trying to meet a mate.
And she was like, none of these people would survive during the
zombie apocalypse. And Carl's like, Oh yeah, dude,
I could totally outrun all of them.
And she was like, because those stupid heels, right?
And he's like, no, because they're girls.
And then she, you know, she got punched.
He got punched in the in the gut for that because that's kind of
how the way we roll. But it's right like that.
That is correct. Yes, we do want to be able to
figure out a solution. But also women, you know, you're
just not as good as fighting. You're also not very good at
break dancing. Can I do one break dancing
thing? People wanted the ray gun.
This is Australian break dancer. I didn't know break dancing was
a topic in the Olympics. But let's just have a little
segue here. If you go to your hotel room and
you're like, I've got a couple hours to kill before the
conference, before the meeting, before the sales pitch, before
whatever it is that you're going to do the interview.
Maybe you just want to train for the 2028 Olympics and you can do
it just like this guy did. You'll notice that there is a
piece of luggage hitting here. I don't know why I'm playing
some pallet cleanser stuff in the middle, but let's just do
it. That was retarded.
I saw that in the Olympics and I thought it was a joke.
This person is ridiculous and she has a PhD in break dancing
or something. Will Ferrell is kicking himself
that he wasted his Olympics movie on ice skating break.
Dancing. He could still do it, it turns
out. Yeah.
What would you call it? Breaking.
Breaking sort of bad. There's there's blades of it was
blades of glory. It's yeah, it's so doofus Y.
To see this stuff. And let's do more doofusy stuff,
shall we? Oh.
It's a Friday send. It it's it's Friday.
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Kamala Harris letting us know about things.
Things I don't know. I, I wrote Kamala Harris,
strength of democracy. Parentheses retarded on this
one, Steve. Here we go.
Because when we think about the strength of our democracy, you
know, I think that there's a duality to the nature of
democracy. When it's intact, oh, it's so
strong in terms of what it does to uphold and protect individual
rights and freedoms, so strong in its nature and.
This. Very fragile.
It will only be as strong as our willingness to fight for.
Hammered. Couple things go ahead.
The the Secret Service agent in the background even kind of
broke there. He like cocked his head to the
side like a confused Cocker spaniel as he was listening to
that. And then Kamala Harris has the
hand motion thing going down. She's not even Italian.
The more drunk she is, the more she uses those.
I mean, and Trump uses his hands, but he basically just
goes like forward into the side, forward into the side.
It's. Pretty.
He's basically like saying the size of things and then yeah, I
know. How high, how wide, how high
wide that's he's trying to do shelving, right?
That's the way that Donald Trump speaks.
But when Kamala Harris is trying to gauge the size of the the the
pumpkin that she wants to carve this Halloween and she can't
quite decide, that's what. Yeah, it's a lot.
It's it's the ball dance. So one of the things that my
buddy and I used to joke about was how ridiculous people speak
and they say things that don't make any sense and they're
obviously like fake. Same guy that introduced me to
my wife. And I remember when we were in
college, we were going somewhere and we had this thing back and
forth. We would do this every once in a
while where when somebody asked us about something we didn't
want to talk about, he would have the same canned response.
So we would throw it back and forth and it would go like this.
Everyone who tries it says, oh, that is so nice.
It's exactly what Kamala Harris just sounded like she was like
when they see our democracy. Oh, it is so strong.
And and also tell me she doesn't sound like she's trying to do
this. I think this is from 30 Rock but
I caught this clip and it's like the vibes are the same.
The future and America. Now I may have lost my train of
thought several minutes ago but if I continue to talk like this
no one will notice and when I stop you will applaud my
hologie. Thank you.
Yes, I think that's on par.
And it almost also sounds like one of those chants they do at a
28 days clinic where they're like, it works if you work it,
so work it. Repeat the word over and over.
It's really bad. This is why, by the way, she
can't go out there and do a press conference, I think.
I mean, she does have the very sympathetic media.
I think that they would give her some very massaging questions.
The question to you is when ultimately it comes down to it
and she's like, all right, fine, I'm going to do the interview.
Is it anyone other than George Stephanopoulos going to get
that? No.
No, no, no, for sure. I want Jim Acosta to do it right
now. I don't know why, but I'm having
this feeling. Let me play this clip for you.
It's long, folks. It's like 2 1/2 minutes or
almost 2 1/2 minutes. I'm just going to tell you at
the end it it's actually worth it 'cause you just he's like a
dog with a bone. He's he's like he's bored and he
didn't get paid like his paycheck is late.
So he's like whatever the whatever the Kamala Harris pay
off is not coming in. So I'm going to go just a little
harder than normal. Watch this.
Would it kill you guys to have a press conference?
Why isn't she had a press conference?
Listen to the vice president and Governor walls have been busy
Criss crossing this country since the launch of this
campaign and adding a governor walls to the ticket you saw the
ways in which they went to across the battleground states
last week generating rallies of a thousands 10,000 here 15,000
there but. But Michael, you know, a
campaign rally is not a press conference.
Do you mind if I cut in? I mean, you know, a campaign
rally is not a press conference. Why isn't she had a press
conference? She's the vice president.
She can handle the questions. Why not do it?
We absolutely are going to do it.
You hear her take questions as she's out on the stump and
she's, as she said last week, we're going to be having a sit
down interview here before the end of the month of what she's
going to be focused on. And what this campaign is going
to be focused on is communicating directly with the
voters that are actually going to decide the pathway to 270
electoral votes. That's why she.
Committed to a press conference this week.
The past week, that's why we're doing a bus tour in Pennsylvania
as we head into Chicago, and it's why we'll sit down for an
interview before the end of the month to make sure that we can
have a deep dive conversation about the vision that Kamala
Harris has for where she wants to take this country in the
contrast that we're going to have with Donald Trump.
We're going to have plenty of opportunities to do that
throughout the Michael, but. One interview by the end of the
month and. Throughout the rest of the
campaign. I don't, I don't want to, you
know, belabor this, but one interview before the end of the
month. I mean, that's, that's not a
lot. I mean, can you commit to a
press conference before the end of the month?
We will commit to directly engage with the voters that are
actually going to decide this election and that is going to be
a complete with rallies, with sit down interviews, with press
conferences, with all the digital assets that we have at
our disposal. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, look at
him go dude, he's just crushing it.
He's like, hey, dude, seriously, the digital assets that you
have, the fake paid off Tik Toker, TikTok influencers, give
me a break. It's awesome.
He just stays on that thing. He's like in the pocket and he's
not going to leave. The surrogate caught whatever
that is, the laughing disease that Kamala has to a certain
extent there. Every time he was asked, he was
he was just kind of chuckled because he was so uncomfortable.
As much as he he had his canned answers and he stuck to it.
But good on Jim Acosta. I mean, I guess a blind girl
finds an acorn everyone now and then.
I think he was bored. Did you see the smirk?
He's just like. Bro I got one I.
Asked you a question and you can't come back to it.
If you guys are joining us in the chat, if you're on YouTube
and we're getting some some actual traction there for once,
we got a couple people watching. So thanks so much.
I see you guys out there in the chat.
If you're watching us on Rumble, make sure you guys have hit the
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it. We always have a little bit of
fun on Fridays. We're a little bit less serious
because it's been a long week. These weeks continue to get
longer and weirder and stupider here.
Here's why I think this is garbage.
There's Chris Hayes saying that the the Harris performance maybe
more these are the polls performance maybe more than a
honeymoon. I don't believe it.
I I read that this is came coming from MSNBC.
Read the article. It's not a convincing thing, but
you will hear people on the left trying to try to astroturf this
game. Let me show you what a real
press conference looks like. Can we play a press conference
clip for you, Steve, You ready? Yeah, I'm ready for it.
OK, this, this is longer. Would it kill you to have a
press conference? Here's Donald Trump.
I got to look at this. He's talking about God saving
his life. Now, he does it in Trump
fashion. So this meanders a little bit.
But those of you who listen to the show probably don't mind
listening to Donald Trump. Go for a little while.
He goes out there for like 90 minutes, two hours, whatever.
He tells the longest route to the story.
But the message I think is pretty good.
And it's it's how you know, he's not a coward.
He goes out there and takes whatever question it is and he
doesn't know what's coming. Here we go.
Thank you. President Trump, you've spoken
very passionately about how God saved your life, and I'm
wondering, have you put much thought into why God saved your
life? As in, for what purpose has he
been shielding and? Protecting you.
So I don't know if you heard the question.
You've spoken about God saving your life, that I've spoken
passionately about it and something happened because that
was a miracle. I never looked that way.
The audience was massive and it was in front of me.
I never have the that particular graph that was a graph on, as
you all know now that it's very, I think everyone knows it very
well, but it showed the great numbers on illegal immigration.
It was the lowest point we've ever had, and it was one that I
use less than 20% of the time. It's always at the end of the
speech, not at the beginning of the speech.
And it's always on the left side, not the right side.
And yet for some reason I called it, it's not on a teleprompter.
I do things largely without a teleprompter, frankly, because
it's hard to hold an audience if you're going to go for an hour
and a half or two hours reading, reading a script.
And I just talked about it and I moved to my right, turn sharply
to my right ping. And if I didn't do that, I'm not
here with you. So, yeah, a God has something to
do with it. It's, it's a miracle.
And God had something to do with it.
And maybe it's we want to save the world.
This world is going down. This world is going down South.
It could be, but I believe that. I believe that my sons are very
good shooters. They're they're like scratch
golfers better, relatively speaking, with shooters, great
shooters. And Eric and Don both told me
like from 130 yards. I said, well, that's pretty far
away, isn't it? They said, no, that's like a one
foot putt with, you know, weapons like the one being used.
Plus he was a good shooter. This guy was a good shooter.
He went to the range and shot a lot and he was supposed to be a
pretty good shooter. They said a bad shooter would
hit the target almost 100% of the time.
So something happened and I have to say the Secret Service sniper
did an amazing job. He had five seconds to find the
target and hit the target any. All right, so he goes on to talk
about how they piled on him and kept him safe and he's doing the
things he's got to do. He's talking about the great job
because nobody wants to be ungrateful for the people that
piled on. But he saved his own life.
I've actually heard Dan Bongino say this as well.
Those those bumpers that were up on the stage, they're all
armored. And so he dropped behind them
and that saved him. And, you know, the shooter goes
sick, like, and starts pulling some triggers.
And then we find out this story, this coming from Newsweek.
You read this? I have and it's good eating.
Here's here's the here's the headline Secret Service
investigating report that agent left Trump event to breastfeed.
You know, because when you're on the job and you're a nursing mom
and you're protecting the maybe future president, but certainly
one of the biggest candidates who's already had an
assassination attempt within the last 40 days, why not like just
step away and go ahead and bring some uncleared people in and
bring it an infant? And why are you a nursing mom
who by the way, nursing moms, that means you're postpartum.
I don't know how far postpartum, but even one year postpartum, my
wife is not physically as strong or fast because she's not
sleeping because she's dealing with a flippant infant.
Why are you a Secret Service agent protecting a guy who just
got shot at? You got some taste on that?
I'll try and find some choice quotes too.
Well, I mean, the the background for the story is the on site
supervisor was doing like final rounds and looking through
making sure everything was covered and this agent was not
standing opposed. Instead she'd gone to some room
that was intended for serious meetings or a serious issues
that they would have to like bring Trump in there if there
was another attack. She was using it to breastfeed.
She had several members of her family behind secure areas even
though they were not cleared. And my take away from that is.
And then we, you know, we could go off about the 30 by 30
initiative and the postpartum element to this is she the most
capable? But I think the biggest thing to
me is the fact that these failures are now being
spotlighted. It's not because there's a trend
that's new that's happening at the Secret Service.
These failures have been going on for a really long time.
It's just that now they've gotten the attention and the
myth of competence has finally been exposed, which means that
there is a higher threat level against any protectee who the
Secret Service has responsibility for.
We already know that the ATF basically is people who enjoy I
I can't say that on here this that's not appropriate, but I
was going to make some like dirty sexual references to like
the things that they enjoy doing.
The ATF is horrific. We already knew that that the
DEA is willing to pay the same people that are giving
information to the FBI and the ATF.
So they're going to get paid three times for the same amount
of information and then it's going to go in circle report
itself. So we know the DOJ is full of
garbage. This is over at DHS.
Secret Service is now being exposed the myth of competency.
As you said, we're talking about people who have one mission, and
they probably haven't been good at it for quite a while.
In DC, their game is pretty buttoned up.
But apparently whenever they're the away team, they suck.
And so here's the story. This is reported on by
RealClearPolitics correspondent Susan Crabtree will give her
credit. She's the one who broke the
story, says that a Secret Service agent abandoned her post
to breastfeed with no permission or warning to the event site
agent, whoever the lead was for that particular site.
Quote, the site agent went to do one final sweep, as you
mentioned, of The Walking route and found an agent breastfeeding
her child in a room that was supposed to be set aside for
important Secret Service official work, IE potential
emergencies related to the president or in this case, the
obviously the former president, the the candidate, the
protectee. They noted that you're not
allowed to bring your children to a protective assignment,
which makes perfect sense to me. I cannot think of a time.
The only time I ever brought somebody from my quote UN quote,
family with me while I was doing work was I brought my dog as a
cover to go on a walking trail as we were going to go do some
surveillance at the back of somebody's house and they backed
up to like a park in a trail. So I brought my dog with me to
work when it made sense for like a cover story.
But I was in a low visibility surveillance role.
I wasn't in a uniformed, you know, suited protective role.
I cannot fathom it. And like, she's breastfeeding.
What the hell is she doing doing this job?
Breastfeeding is a reasonable accommodation in some work
atmospheres, like there are women who work professionally
and and it's not unreasonable to say, hey, can you cordon off
this area here? So if I need to go pump or I
need to go breastfeed, that that's a consideration from the
employer standpoint. There's there's laws that that
go into that, but it is not reasonable if your job is
executive protection of a candidate for the presidency for
you to have that accommodation to just leave your post and then
go breastfeed an infant. And then also in order to get
access to your infant permit, people who have not been cleared
to come into a secure area. Like these are tremendous
violations that go on there. And the question then is what
are they going to be consequences of this is, is this
woman going to be fired? Are they going to own that We
fired a breastfeeding Secret Service agent?
Not a chance in the world. She's going to get paid off
worse than Peter Strzok and Lisa Page.
I agree and it's awful. It's truly awful.
Let me do another little story that's a little closer to home
for us, a little personal story actually.
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I got a check from them the other day and I didn't expect
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They've given me a number of their products, but I would have
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I got to get Steve some Steve. I'm going to get you like a
package of stuff sent over. I think that seems like the
right thing to do right. You you carry an extra heavier
magazine. Oh.
If if it's going to be like magazine gear, that's fine.
You just keep sending me like tech now, which I will say I I
have less glitter in my ears, but they do.
They do a good job. Kyle sent me these and I got
pressured into putting them on finally today.
Upgrade I had to shame Steve into opening up the nice earbuds
that I sent him and he was like. Doing the same as the other
ones. He's like, oh, they have a case
and everything. I'm like, those are pro dude,
step up. It's a friendly Friday gift to
my man Steve friend who's always showing up here on a Friday and
breaking it down with me. So there you go.
There's a little we're upgrading your technology slowly.
That actually says a lot about the way the Bureau works because
I I, Garrett and I always laugh on the background.
You don't know this, but we have a small laugh at your expense
that you're more FBI like what the real FBI was like than than
we are in some ways. Like you're clean shaven.
You tend not to go out and spend your money on things that like I
will, which is like I'll go out and drop $800.00 on a suppressor
for no reason because my friend who's owns a gun stores like,
oh, you should buy this. And I'm like, all right, done.
And like, that would not be a Steve friend decision at all.
Guilty, guilty. We just put a you.
Would join. Swim in and my wife ordered a
barbell that I was not going to order.
Exactly. Like you'd rather go to the gym,
I imagine. I'd also imagine that if it was
the choice of like, hey Steve, do you want to try out for SWAT
so you can get some cool stuff, or would you just go buy it
yourself? You'd be like, yeah, I'm going
to go to SWAT and have them give it to me for.
Me, sure, sure. And then just, you know, keep,
keep your Viking belt off off the books.
Yeah, you can as long as as long as Uncle Sam's paying for it.
I mean I still use the $120.00 SOG pocket knife that they
bought for me with end of the year funds.
They do buy some really dumb stuff.
I had friends giving me like big knives and stuff that they had
been given on end of year funds and it's always like that.
All right, so talk about the incompetency of the of the of
the ex-girlfriend. Here's a little taste this you
guys are seeing. It's going to be really hard for
you to read. This is a notification from
Apple of a subpoena that was granted before Garrett O'boyle
left his old job and went to the one that cancelled him.
All FBI jobs for Garrett's wife, right?
This is Garrett's wife's I whatever you called iMessage
account getting subpoenaed because the FBI investigated his
wife and now they've left it. It's no longer under seal
because they know that they got the wrong person.
They still haven't given his job back.
This is the evil shit that that goes on in these agencies like
incompetence, yes, but also aggressively pursuing anybody
who embarrasses them. You'd think that a breastfeeding
mom is embarrassing and like you said, they're not going to own
it, but they are going to go after people like Garrett, who
by the way, at that time was a nursing mom.
She had like a A1 week old. It grosses me out at every
level. The worst thing you can do is
embarrass these agencies and not because you're of your own
incompetence or negligence, but the processes that they are
engaging in that are antithetical to what their
actual stated mission is. That is the worst thing you can
do, which is why they've come after Garrett so hard you so
hard. Others like Marcus, who as far
as I know still hasn't been paid out even though he got a
settlement. Came after your wife.
Came after my wife, which to me, I mean, ultimately that's the
greatest thing that you could have had.
Which is why I will not hesitate a moment if ever given the
opportunity to hand out 40,000 pink slips, including the people
who I can still consider friends.
Nope, you'll do just fine in the private sector.
That's true. I got a couple more little
policy things because the one thing that I keep seeing
attacked is Donald Trump is interested in the tax cuts,
basically renewing the ones from 2017, which were actually, I saw
them and I made less than $100,000 a year at the time, and
I saw them on my paycheck making more money.
It was 50 or 60 or 80 bucks a month or, you know, whatever pay
period. But that all adds up.
Whatever that number was, it was less than $2000 a year, but it
was less. You know, it's like $2000 a
year. People always cry about it on
the Democrat side, and this is goes along with the serious
talking points that I'd like to see people hone in on.
They're trying to kill black babies.
That's a video we played earlier, like in a more serious
note. This graph I found, and I know
this to be true and I know you know this too because you guys
know Steve Friend is actually has a background in accounting.
He doesn't like people to know this, but he's actually like a
number. He's holding this.
He's holding his hand over his face.
OK? High income taxpayers basically
pay almost all of the taxes in this country.
So whenever you hear about them, like they're giving money to the
top 1%, the top 10%, they're saving money for the richest 50%
of America. These are the actual numbers.
Can you actually read those or no?
No, I don't have my spectacles on, sorry.
I owe and, and also Steve wears glasses, so there's that.
The top 1% of taxpayers in the United States, this goes to 2021
taxes, but this is pretty clear and pretty much the same across
the board. Every year.
It's within a few points of this.
About 26% of all federal taxes are paid by the top 1% of
earners in this country. If you don't know that your
taxes basically contribute almost nothing, you don't
understand how the math works unless you're a really high
earner. 1% of this country pays 26% another the one to five S
between like the top 5% of earners add another 19%.
So you are now at about 45% of all taxes are paid by the top 5%
of earners. And when you go into the top
10%, which is what they always cry about, the top 10% adds
another 14% on top of that. So now you're talking about 60%
of all taxes are paid by people who make the top 10% of incomes.
And then the last thing to know is that the bottom 50% of
earners in this country, the people who are really getting
hurt by Democrat policies, they contribute 3.3%.
So whenever I hear these a holes talking about these rich people
need to pay their fair share, poor people in this country pay
almost none of it. They're a rounding error when it
comes down to how much we make in taxes.
Bottom 50% pays 3 3.3 in taxes and the tax burden is still
crappy so you just can't get rid of enough taxes to make a
difference to people that are not making any money because
they don't pay that much. And you're also failing to
mention the the refundable tax credits that people get.
So people actually pay a net negative in taxes.
They filed their tax return and they didn't earn enough income
to actually have to pay, but they get a refund anyway because
there are these credits that are established and that's a form of
welfare that are doing this. By filing your taxes, you
actually make money if you're in the lower.
Percentiles, it would be far more fair if they want to talk
about fairness, if everybody paid a flat tax, which is what
my wife actually ended up converting herself to being a
more right wing person. She's like, why doesn't everyone
just pay like the same percentage?
And I'm like, oh, a flat tax. You're far right now, like now
you're Steve Forbes from like the from the late 90s, which is
awesome. That's a great position to be
in. It's obviously fair.
Starts wearing Ron Paul T-shirts around the house.
It's. Possible.
Yeah, Well, she's barefoot anyway.
And she's baking breads. Let it be known that most of us
fit between like that 50, the top 50% of earners and like the
the 2050 and 25%. So if you are in, you know
better than half the country, but you are not in the top 25%
of earners. You contribute 7.2% give or
take. You're doing less than 10% of
the total tax burden in this country because most of it is
borne by people who are in the top 10%.
Anyway. Whenever I hear these things, it
makes me go, guys, you don't know anything about numbers as
a, as our chat appropriately said, communist don't understand
economics. That's true.
And the last little thing I'll have about that, because it it
actually is, it's not related, but it's close enough to a Steve
friend story that we might as well talk about.
I've got to think about Disneyland here.
And I wanted to touch this Disneyland.
I pulled Steve off the screen for a SEC just so we can read.
This has a price problem. Oh, you know, like everybody
else has a price pop because things are too expensive.
I pulled this little piece out to talk about how inflation
works, and I want you guys to recognize in 1955 when
Disneyland opened, you could buy admission for 10 rides for
$2.50, which is the equivalent of about $29.00 today.
I'm rounding all the numbers for ease.
OK? In 771977 when they opened up
Disney World, you could buy a book of tickets for seven rides
and that was $8. And you're probably not going to
get more than seven rides in a whole day anyway because of how
long the lines are. That's about $6162.00 in today's
dollars. So you're talking about when
these things opened about less than $30, we would get you a
whole day pass, same story, Disney World 1977, about $62.00
in today's dollars. But those actual one day tickets
right now are 104 to 116 dollars.
They're at least 2X, maybe 456X what they would have been in
those times if we had just kept the prices.
Everything keeps accelerating. That's what inflation does and
we're talking about those are in flush inflation adjusted.
So they are taking more and more money because they are putting
more and more rise up, I guess. But Disneyland forgets that the
real problem is, is that they've gone all in on woke and tranny
and stupid stuff. So they've also lost families.
Now they got to go after like these Dinks that are trying to
do, you know, like they're going after the dual income, no kids.
Dual income, no kids. Yeah, that's who's got to go
after it. Norma Norma Tink.
The tinks, anyhow. You're right next to you're
right next to Disneyland. Do you ever go to Disney World?
Rather, you're next to them in Florida.
Nope, never will go either. We, we boycott Disney because of
the ideological behind it. And then also the expense of it
is just inordinate. And I mean, you talk about the
raising prices, that's disposable income.
That's not even necessities that our people are seeing.
I saw this chart that said, well, the government's reporting
25% increase in the last four years on groceries, but the, the
grocery store say it's actually 35%.
They're just pulling out the, the, you know, the core things
like coffee and meat. But no, we in Florida here, we
have lots of other forms of recreation and my kids are still
young enough that even going to Disney, they wouldn't be able to
do everything. But our, our favorite park is
Gatorland, which is older than Disney.
And they have 3500 alligators. And we just go there and watch
them like basically do SeaWorld with, with Gators and they jump
out of the water and eat raw chicken.
It's pretty awesome. And also you can feed them the
favorite meat. You can feed them the favorite
meat of Mitt Romney. I I mean, I'm still waiting to
see if I can get a Mitt Romney sighting at Gatorland because
they do enjoy the same type of meat as the good senator from
Utah. If you guys did not pay
attention, what was it probably like sometime last year, one of
our earlier friendly Fridays, we had a video of Mitt Romney
walking down the hall holding a hot dog that he's never going to
eat and going. It's National Hot Dog Day and
and some people don't know this, but hot dog is my favorite
meats. Do you think that hot dog was
raw like they they pushed out the same way that Chuck Schumer
had? Like the non melting cheese on
the fake hamburger patties on the grill.
Because the grill wasn't actually on, because otherwise
he would have been sweating profusely and he would have gone
through that white shirt. I think so.
Yeah, I think it was. I think it was a fake hot dog.
I think we could probably go back and find that out.
Let's wrap this sucker up for the day.
Why don't you tell people what they got for AMRAD coming up
tomorrow? Let people know about your new
thing that you're doing in the mornings before we get going.
And then we'll do the palate cleanse and we'll do a a review.
I'll give it. I'll give you the floor.
Oh, thank you very much. I am continuing to do content
creation Fantasy Camp, so in the mornings on X right now
currently, and we are going to be streaming it on Rumble as
well called the Morning Post with Jason and friend Jason
Nelson, who's another host at patriot.tv, where I'm at as
well. 2O clock Eastern there is my program and then the American
Radicals podcast is on rumblerumble.com/amradpod.
Tomorrow, noontime, Garrett and I are going to be talking about
the Ministry of Justice, which is his favorite term for the
DOJ, and the two tiered system of justice examples are going to
be digging into those. It'll be good time.
Saturday's always our best episodes because we can take our
time, go a little bit long. We don't have the 59 minute rule
that applies on Tuesdays and Thursdays so we can raid the
group into this show. What about live streaming a body
Cam of you just jogging every morning to motivate people who
don't want to jog but they think they should participate?
I would be for that, except it's dark, so it's just homeless
people, fisherman and Steve friends.
So I don't know what the visuals would look like, but we could
have audio. It would just be me like
breathing heavy for an hour and a half.
I mean, if folks want that, there are people.
That want that. There are definitely people that
want that. I don't know who those people
are. Really weird, really gross, but
they're out there 100%. All right, So check out
Amradpod. Check out the, what is it the
Morning Post? Is that what it's called?
Morning Post You can see it's streaming on my Twitter profile
X profile at Real Steve. Friend, I'll get I'll get useful
and I'll I'll retweet that at some point.
So people who are listening to this, especially those you who
are over on X, which we can show them right now if you guys are
over on XI will make sure that I put that out maybe on Mondays so
we can get some folks that want to see it.
If you guys are looking for more of Steve's hot takes, you're a
little bit more buttoned up when you're not with me.
Would you agree? Like you let your hair down?
Down here, Oh, for sure friendly Friday, you get the loose Steve
friend. I think the Morning Post we we
sort of compared it to Pardon the Interruption, which you're
not a sports balls guy, but anybody who is, he's Jason's the
Tony Kornheiser and I'm the Michael Wilbond, the more
straight laced guy who has a tie already all the way down.
And Kornheiser is like, you know, kind of letting it flow
out there like Travolta and some 70s movie.
The flow is also known as a chest salad according to my
friends that were like legit baseball players for whatever
it. Is on the rest of my life
without having known that. He's like he's like, that's a
nice salad you got going there when you get the chest here.
All right, we're going to make fun of Ray Gun again.
The silliest situation where we're at.
I'm going to play the break dance in the H1 more time.
We're going to do a 5 star review and then we're going to
go back and we're going to close with my one of my favorite songs
of all time, which you don't know this about me, Steve, but
the theme song to Beverly Hills Cop was written by Harold
Faltermeyer. And it's a synthesizer piece
known as Axel Foley, which is the name of the character played
by Eddie Murphy. And it's probably the first
rated R movie that I ever saw, but it's definitely the first
rated R movie that I owned. And I don't know why my parents
let me have that, but I was very young and had a copy of it in a
VHS that used to hang out when I had like a 13 inch square TV in
my room as like a non like before I was a teenager.
I'm fairly confident being a parent right now that they just
had extra crap and they put it in my room.
It was like a tape deck and there was like some kind of like
knobs and dials for a for like a hi-fi system.
And then I had this like VHS and I had the the TV and they were
all separate units and they're all stacked up in an
entertainment center where I had that song on repeat on VHS to be
able to listen to it if I ever wanted to because I didn't have
a tape of it. All right, so we're going to go
go that way. That was a really long set up
for what it's doing. Enjoy some retarded break
dancing from Aussies pretending to be French in Paris at the
games that are terrible, refreshing content.
Says TX 79 seven O 7. I think that's a Texas zip code
if I had to guess. Five stars reminds me of Bongino
back in the renegade Republican days.
Relevant focused content on the topic or topics of the day.
Highly recommend. Thanks so much for your five
star review. Today's a little bit less focus,
a little bit less relevant, but still, I hope you had a good
time with it. Thanks to my guest Steve Friend
for joining me on this program. And here is your palate cleanser
going into the weekend. Axle Foley retarded break
dancing. Prepare yourselves.
The Olympics of 2028 is calling all of your names.
I don't know, Steve disappeared on it.
It was too much for him. All right, folks, thanks so much
for joining us today. I do appreciate all of you being
in the live audience. Thank you for sharing the
program. Thank you for liking it.
If you are there and watching. Thanks for dropping the
comments. I'm seeing some of them on
YouTube, so I'm going to go and start looking at that.
Yes, that was an actual Olympic, Olympic performance.
It's why none of you watched the Olympics this year and why none
of it mattered because apparently we just are a totally
unserious, not just country, but an unserious world.
Remember that there are actually serious issues out there and we
can focus on them and we will again on Monday.
I kind of like the idea that we had a long chat about Donald
Trump knowing that God has a purpose for him.
As you guys said in the chat, there are, there are imperfect
people that help perfect God's plan.
So that's the kind of place where I'm sitting as we go into
this hot weekend because you're safe, get yourselves off social
media, love your kids, do those kind of fun things.
I'm going to do the same. So I won't be seeing much of you
on the Twitters or the the true socials or any of the other
things. And if you're listening to us on
the weekend, you'll catch us again at 0930 Eastern Time on
rumble.com/kyle Seraphin on locals at kyleseraphin.com or at
Kyle Seraphin on the various social media platforms.
God bless you all. We'll see you then.
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