Take a look. Behind the curtain, with a real
whistleblower, an American patriot, prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Serif. Hello, my friends, and welcome
to the Kyle Serif and Show. Today is Wednesday, November the
22nd. I'm starting off very calmly
because I've been highly caffeinated today, and today is
weird Wednesday, we've got some really strange stuff to share
with you. Some of it is visually upsetting
and you won't be OK At the end of it, you're going to walk away
and you might need therapy. Some of it is audibly upsetting
because you're afraid that you're going to be sharing this
country with people that think this way.
This is not a unique individual that's talking in in weird ways.
But apparently, apparently they're allowed to broadcast to
everybody and somebody's taking that as their talking points and
they're walking out of the world, and you may interact with
that person when you're in a coffee line trying to get
yourself caffeinated. You may have them next to you in
the cafeteria at lunch. I don't know if you, if you're
in high school or high schoolers watching this, Ryan.
I don't know. This is going to be a strange
show and it's going to start off fast and furious with weird
stuff. Today is one of those days.
Often times I say, listen, if you're listening on the audio
channel and if you're just hearing us on Apple podcast, on
Spotify, on iHeartRadio, etcetera, you're going to want
to come and check this out on Rumble.
Today is the day when you're going to be glad that you're
only seeing it through your ears, through the theater of the
mind, because it's going to get awfully strange right off the
bat and the visual probably will never leave you.
We've got some breaking footage, some footage that was leaked by
a friend of ours in the Secret Service.
This is going to upset you guys. There's a body Cam from the
Secret Service that you're going to see here in just one moment.
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And I'm going to call you attention to the first article
in today's loop, which you can always get by just putting your
e-mail in. Pro abortion firebomber pleads
guilty. There's a 30 year old man who
pled guilty to firebombing a Wisconsin family action crisis
crisis pregnancy center. This is one of the very, very
few instances of people being held accountable for the actions
they took after the Dobbs decision leak.
So check that one out. Catholic Catholic vote news feed
coming in there and you guys are going to want to see this.
The guy's name is absolutely, totally unpronounceable.
I'm going to actually look at it here on the screen.
It's Roy, shouted Hurry. That's his last name.
His first name is. So that's a that's a thing that
we have going on in Madison, WI and Wisconsin has changed since
I was a kid and I used to go there and go fishing.
I never went to Madison. I was went to the the northern
part of the state but not the same Wisconsin that I saw when I
was a kid or my dad grew up in. For sure.
Let's go ahead and do this. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm uncomfortable
for all of you. This body Cam footage that came
from Secret Service is showing something that many of us
suspect has been happening for quite a while that Joe Biden has
been incontinent and been able to unable to control his bowels.
And we actually have some footage of it.
So we're going to share it with you right now.
Video. This is what?
Video #0. I don't know.
This is the breaking news stuff. Guys.
Hold on to your seats as you watch this.
I think you're going to be as upset as I was when we found out
that it was coming in. We're going to play it for you
right now, Ryan. Go ahead and roll that clip.
It's not OK. That's not OK.
Nothing about that is OK. We can't have a president that
is Slytherin around on the ground and leaving poop trails.
I told you yesterday that you've never thought about snakes
pooping and now you cannot Unsee that.
You're going to have to go back and see it again.
That's what happens when you feed the president tacos from
Taco Bueno and not something upscale like Taco Bell.
It appears to be one thing and it comes out the other.
All right, we're done playing with you a little bit.
There actually is a lot of craziness happening in the world
today, including craziness from this article that we just saw in
the Blaze, the Blaze media. You guys may have seen this, Joe
Scarborough declared. In an unhinged way, I will call
it. He declared that Trump is going
to execute in prison and then also deport people.
I don't know if we're planning on just filling the Gulf of
Mexico up with the bodies of the imprisoned and then executed and
deporting them offshore. I don't know what his plan is.
I don't know where he got this briefing.
But the man is not well and he's in this video with his hype
woman. Everybody needs a hype man or a
hype woman. You got a picture of this, this
power couple here. Look at these people.
These people are giving news to people who who listen to MSNBC.
If you're wondering why do my neighbors not know anything,
it's because Mika Brzezinski, this woman who's doing, I don't
know, is that a move from break dancing or if it's a tango move
or what's going on there? Why she's on the table?
Whose table is that? There's obviously a drop cloth
behind them. So they staged this.
And then she thought, you know what looks really good?
If I stand on two arms and one leg and kick my other foot in
the air while wearing a dress? And then I look at you
longingly. And he said, yeah.
And then I'm going to lean back like I have no arms.
OK, let's do the no arms and foot in the in the air picture.
If you're not watching on rumble, that's what you're
missing out on is Mika Brzezinski fawningly looking at
her husband. And you're going to see her do
similar things. They remind me of a couple that
goes into like at a restaurant or something, and they're having
like a dinner table conversation with other couples.
And then the woman is just sniping like her little crappy
thoughts and they don't add anything.
They sort of just make you more angry about the fact that she
exists, not what she's saying. Let's watch this video.
No further hype on it. The hype will all come from Mika
sitting here and you let me know if this is something that Donald
Trump's ever said. I've never heard him say it.
He said some things I didn't know about recently.
I found out he said he wanted to do red flag laws and stuff, but
this one is news to me. Roll the clip of our dear friend
Joe Scarborough. Very talented man, Allegedly a
conservative, at least originally.
Have a responsibility to to really to tune out the voices of
of the haters, of of the people that are constantly double
shilling for him, checking and shilling for him and suggesting
that somehow they're being biased, bending over backwards,
treating him like a normal candidate.
He's not a normal candidate. He is running to end American
democracies. We know it.
He's an authoritarian to a a court in in Colorado two days
ago ruled that that he led an insurrection against the United
States government. He's charged with leading
schemes to help overthrow the United States government.
So. So if they want to frame it that
way, that's fine. If you if you want to be fair,
if you want to be fair, then you will frame this.
As Joe Biden being the candidate that supports American democracy
and Donald Trump a candidate who supports a new form of
government here, this authoritarian.
It's really that simple. And by the way, Reverend, now
when people go, oh, you can't compare him to past Nazi
leaders. You can't compare him to this
past Nazi leader or that past fascist leader because he hasn't
done that. Well, what hasn't he done?
He hasn't done the things. That the American judicial
system did not allow him to do last time, but may very well
allow him to do this time. Or a judicial system that will
be ignored by Donald Trump and ran over by Donald Trump to
create the greatest constitutional crisis of our
lifetime just because he hasn't done it yet.
Doesn't mean he won't do it when he gets a chance to do it.
And if he is voted into office, then a lot of these people that
are talking about literal or figurative or whatever the hell
they're saying, you're going to look like idiots.
Because he will do, he will get away with, he will imprison, he
will execute whoever he's allowed to imprison.
Execute. Drive from the country.
Just look at his past. It's not really hard to read.
Only again, the only thing that stood between him and the
destruction of American democracy was the federal
judiciary. That's really hard to listen to
in so many ways. The weirdest part for me, and
probably also for you, #1 Mika has put on some weight and she
doesn't look good. She looks like she's trying to
be Donald Trump with that hair. Is she like a like a tranny
Donald Trump kind of thing? Is that what's happening there?
The weirdest thing for me is watching Al Sharpton, who is
getting lectured by these two lunatics, sitting at a desk and
he's going like, I get paid to just nod and looks, you know,
very severe. What a weird, what a weird job
that guy has. It's weirder than my job sitting
here and just talking to a screen and hanging out with Ryan
in the mornings and showing you poop videos of snakes.
There's nothing straight, by the way.
If you didn't watch on our rumble channel, what you didn't
know. The audio listener is that we
were showing you the snake poop video from yesterday that I
didn't show you that, and now you have.
It wasn't actually Joe Biden making those noises, although we
probably can imagine that they're actually worse on Joe
Biden's end. You know that Donald Trump is
going to do fascism because he had the opportunity to do
fascism but he didn't do the fascism because of the checks
and balances that are built into the Constitution because of the
federal judiciary which is a Co equal branch of government that
stops you from doing fascism. Do you think he thought about
that stuff before he got rolling?
Do you think Joe just like like winds himself up in the morning
and just gets hyped up in in a mirror and gives himself the
good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it, people like him
thing does the lemon face and the lion face routine like a
goodwill hunting and then they just, he just goes out and says
crazy things and his wife is over there going like and and do
you notice he actually incorporated.
It's like the classic sort of hen packed wife scenario where
the wife will say something like and he's a jerk and he'd be like
and you know he's a jerk. He's a jerk because he she's
actually injecting thoughts into his head as it goes along.
But the reason that we know that Donald Trump is going to
imprison and execute and drive people from the country is
because we have examples of it. And and I want to tell you, I'm
one of those examples. I have been.
I've been imprisoned and then killed and driven from the
country and so has Ryan. Ryan was also, and so are all of
you. You all actually don't live in
the United States anymore. You thought you did, but you've
actually been imprisoned and executed by Donald Trump.
I guess he took that one of those MAGA convoys that comes up
and they just drove everybody out of the country, right?
How insane is it that you say this?
He had an opportunity to do it. He didn't do it, but this time
he's going to do it because we have these insane beliefs.
That's what these people are about.
And this kind of unhinged thinking, this like absolutely
maniacal thought process that must exist, that you must have
in order to be in these mainstream media jobs, to work
for MSNBC, to even be Al Sharpton who's nodding along and
going like, yeah, that's a real problem there.
That's a problem king of the race hustlers, Al Sharpton.
The only way that people like they must internalize that and
then they turn it into practice. And this is where it gets really
dangerous because some people don't know that he's doing an
act. I assume that's what it is.
They look like a Saturday Night Live couple to me.
In fact, there's I went and saw this great picture of them and
they were doing the kissy face. Like you see on our our
thumbnail, you throw the thumbnail up for second ride.
The the kissy face thumbnail that they have is actually, it's
replicated on an SNL skit. Yeah.
See, she doesn't look nearly as good in real life right now as
she did there. And she doesn't look good to
begin with. She looks like she's like a
human being that's been devoid of all her pigments.
In any case, they they they did an SNL skit and it looks just
like them. I was actually conned by the SNL
skit. I was going to go grab it for
the thumbnail. And then I was like, oh, that's
actually not them. It just looks like them.
And they're as nauseating as those two are.
Here's the problem, when they get internalized, when it
actually becomes, when it becomes something that people
hear and they think is real, you get a story like Fox News is
reporting about what happened on an Air Force Base yesterday.
We're going to go ahead and throw that one up on the screen
and I'm going to read from you. Air Force Base warned service
members to avoid Patriot rally. They put patriot and scare
quotes no less. A patriot rally with speaker
from a pro Trump group. Here's the subtext.
Text tells service members that participation could jeopardize
their military career. That's weird.
I was in the United States Air Force and I wasn't public
anything at that point. I wasn't trying to get riled up
about any of it. But what I wasn't concerned
about was being able to speak on my own free time in a way when I
was out of uniform. The kind of the rule is if you
give an official speech wearing your uniform and you get and you
represent yourself as having the opinions of the United States
Air Force or the US Army or anything else, then that's a
real problem. But if you are representing
yourself in a private capacity and I think that that the rules
may be even laxed on whether or not you could be in and out of
uniform in the chat. If any of you guys are active
duty, let me know that if they've sent this out.
But basic rule was if you're on your own time and you don't
represent yourself, you can say I'm a, you know, I'm a service
member in this thing, but I'm just representing my own views.
And my views are that I think Donald Trump is pretty good.
You can do that. You can actually do that.
This text message went out and warned that they should not be
going to a downtown rally that featured not even Donald Trump,
just a speaker who's associated with Donald Trump.
And that is expressly, expressly a violation of the 1st
Amendment. But that's how we've gotten to
it. We've gotten there because we've
got a a weaponized DOJ that is looking into members of the
military and veterans and so on. And they're saying that even
though that these are First Amendment protected activities,
you've left the military. You want to join an Oath Keepers
group. You want to join a Patriot
group? You want to join a militia group
that trains and says the world might get spicy, it might get
Western here, and I want to get better about it.
You have the right to associate with people, the free
association, the freedom of speech, the freedom to petition
your government for the reduction of grievances.
These are all in the First Amendment.
And when you have an FBI that's going to ignore that and say,
yeah, you have a First Amendment, but also we're doing
whatever we want and we've created this threat tag.
So we're coming after you. It makes sense that you would
have members of the Air Force in the public affairs division of
the people who are handling the base safety, probably something
out of the security forces are going to send out a text
messages warning, you know, there's always no go zones.
I don't know if you guys have been around military bases, but
this is standard you get on briefings, it's like, look, you
can't go over there. When I went to Fort Bragg, I was
there for a couple months doing training and they gave us this
list of places you couldn't go. And most of them were basically
brothels. They were like, you can't go to
the strip club because there's a bunch of knife fights there and
you're going to get stabbed by some member of the Army or some,
you know, local. And then bad things happen and
you can't go to this area because there's a bunch of
Vietnamese hookers there. And we actually drove through me
and one of my team sergeants. We drove through this thing.
It was a strip mall in the middle of nowhere.
I can't remember what it was called for my life, but I feel
like the name Sharky was involved.
Anyhow, it doesn't make a difference.
We drive through this thing and if you just drive through it
slowly, like all these Asian looking prostitutes come walking
out of the strip mall that otherwise doesn't have any
lights on, it's very, very weird.
So we drove through that and we're like, OK, this is what it
is like, the guys can't go there.
There's always no go zones. But to to call a Trump rally a
no go zone is absurd and it's probably illegal.
And most interestingly enough, members of Congress thankfully
are saying that they're going to be facing a congressional
hearing. Whoever was involved in that and
whoever signed off on that, that text going out to warn service
members they can't do it, that they would jeopardize their
military career. Those people need to be held
accountable and interestingly enough, there's enough public,
you know, backswing that's saying that this stuff may
actually go that route. We may be getting to the point
where people are going to be held accountable.
I'm, I'm not super confident that it's going to happen in the
the the short term. But in the long run, people are
more and more aware that this stuff is actually toxic to our
culture and the hyperbole and the insanity is getting debunked
by release of tapes and people like you that are listening.
And people that are not just going to mainstream media
sources like CBS or NBC or MSNBC or ABC or whatever.
They're not watching CNN and just taking that as gospel.
They're going like, that doesn't sound right.
And we actually have a pretty interesting video that Ryan
grabbed me earlier today. This was not one that we had
initially looked at last night, but this is a video from a guy
named Max Evans on Twitter. It's a really good chop up of
some of the craziness. One of the main narrative that
we're seeing debunked right now is the January 6th narrative.
You guys all know this. It's coming our way.
Let's do, let's do this video and and kind of take a look at
it because of course Joe Scarborough's in there being
nuts too. He's always being nuts.
I just think he was extra nuts saying that fascism was coming
the second time because he didn't get it done the first
time and that's how we know he was going to do it.
That's pretty crazy. This video is fun.
Go ahead and watch it. It's it's a little long, so bear
with us. But I think it's worth watching.
I was appalled like you at the violence and destruction that we
saw that day. I was appalled that you.
Our country's elected leaders were victimized right here in
these very halls. That attack, that siege, was
criminal behavior, plain and simple.
And it's behavior that we, the FBI, view as domestic terrorism.
No further information we witnessed yesterday was not
dissent. It was not protest.
It was chaos. They weren't protesters.
Don't dare call them protesters. They were a riotous mob
insurrectionist. Domestic terrorists.
It's that basic. It's that simple.
The White House staff knew that President Trump was willing to
entertain and use conspiracy theories to achieve his ends.
It was only after multiple hours of violence.
That President Trump finally released a video instructing the
riotous mob to leave. Like most Americans, I'm
frustrated that six months after a deadly insurrection breached
the United States Capitol for several hours on live
television, I want to know what happened that day.
But more importantly, I want all Americans to be able to trust
the work this committee does and Get the facts out there free of
conspiracy. I'd like to take a moment of my
time to ask for a moment of silence.
From my fallen colleague, Officer Brian Sitnik, who died
from injuries he sustained in the line of duty defending the
capital of our beloved democracy.
The video we reviewed proves that is a lie.
Here is surveillance footage of Sitnik walking in the capital
after he was supposedly murdered by the mob outside.
It was indeed a lie. 42 year old Brian Sitnik served his country
in Iraq, only to be killed defending the capital.
If they were willing to do that. Then their dishonesty knew no
limits. Some wearing MAGA hats and
shirts that said Trump 2020. They yelled Joe Biden is not the
president. Nobody voted for Joe Biden, I
responded. I voted for Joe Biden.
Is my vote not count shit on a pink MAGA shirt?
You say, Hey, this voted for Joe Biden, guys.
Everybody wants to say that. It was about politics and
everything, but it was a large number of people in that crowd
that were racist. People were bludgeoned in the
head with an American flag because of Donald Trump.
If you attack our country, we go after you.
We jail you. We throw away the key.
These are Trump terrorists. Call them by their name.
The Democrats in Congress, assisted by Adam Kinzinger and
Liz Cheney, lied about what happened that day.
They are liars. That is conclusive.
And that fact should prevent them from ever being taken
seriously again. And there it is, folks.
They should not be taken seriously.
But people continue to do it, which is why you get stuff like
that coming out of the Air Force Base.
You get lunatics like Joe Scarborough calling everybody
that was involved in January 6th a Trump terrorist and the FBI
director sitting in front of Congress telling you that they
consider it domestic terrorism, even though there is basically
no real definition under the federal law of what that looks
like. It's essentially using violence
to move forward, a political ideology.
What about all the people that were involved in the First
Amendment activity of protesting and walking and petitioning for
redress of grievances, which they were allowed to do?
And how about all of the permitted positions that were
taken up and all the things that were allowed to happen in the
capital? They had, you know, stuff set up
for speakers to come in and do their thing.
The narrative has always been pushed.
We all knew it was false. It's very interesting to see it
being debunked and we are watching it get debunked.
So that's good news. The saddest thing for me is that
guy, Harry Dunn. I think I've said it on the
show, but if not, I've definitely said it on Twitter a
number of times. The people that work for the
Capitol Police, although they may be very nice people, are
essentially glorified federal security guards.
They spend more time telling people where to go to the
bathroom then they do practicing with a firearm or less than
lethal munitions for crowd control by a factor of about
1000. There's 1000 times or more that
they tell people where a bathroom is versus practicing
drawing their weapons or getting qualified on it.
And it might be more than like, it might be more like 10,000.
They don't do that. And you can tell.
Harry Dunn is basically illiterate.
He's struggling to get through a statement that he didn't even
write for himself, and he wants to do a moment of silence for
someone who was not killed on January 6th.
Totally bizarre. Luckily, like I said, the stuff
is getting debunked. People are seeing it and they're
going, Oh no, no, no, this is nonsensical and I don't believe
you. That's all good.
The sad thing is we haven't have to suffer through clips of this
weird stuff where you know, they're getting they're going to
get more and more unhinged. You can pretty much bet that
when the rhetoric fails, they're going to double down on rhetoric
and inflammatory language and sounding crazy because that's
what get people riled up. And of course it let's us talk
about it, which I don't hate. I don't hate talking about crazy
people. I was a paramedic, man.
Crazy people are kind of my bag. And I work for the FBI, so crazy
people kind of flock to the FBI. You guys may know about this.
I've seen some pretty fun things in my DM that tell me that
there's a lot of crazy out there.
I don't hate it, but but we shouldn't take it seriously.
It should be used for what it is, which is Comic Relief.
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We're not done with the cringe yet, folks, not not by a long
shot. There was an article that came
out of the Daily Mail that I wanted to bring your attention
to, and it's kind of interesting.
There are consequences to sort of the woke pushing of strange
gender stuff. Do we have that, that video from
the Pope? We have that video.
Yeah, yeah, we do, Definitely. OK, I'm going to, I'm going to
work this in folks. We're doing this on the fly
here. But there's an there's an
article coming out of Daily Mail.
Ryan's going to throw it up on the screen right now.
It says. Former editor of a left-leaning
website of the recount named Slade Sommer is charged with
multiple counts of child pornography.
And it's not just possessing and distributing.
He was actually doing production, which is easily the
worst version of that crime. So for your awareness, you may
not need to know this kind of thing in your life, but you
might as well understand what it is.
This is what Steve Friend was actually dedicated to doing when
he moved to Florida. The idea of child pornography
investigations usually involve production and distribution.
Those are the people you really want to go after.
Possessing it is kind of like, that's like going after the drug
user. It's gross.
It's disgusting. When people have an egregious
amount of child pornography, it usually indicates some other
things about them. But but it's the people that are
distributing it as a hub where they're sharing it actively with
other people and they're moving that awful image or video,
whatever around the world. Those people suck.
And the people that are creating it are actually abusing
children. And the FBI uses a term called V
CAC. It's violent crimes against
children. It's exactly what it is.
These are crimes of violence, They're crimes of domination and
they basically destroy the kid from ever having a regular life.
This person, Slade Sommer, 44 years old, was arrested on
Friday being charged with the possession, distribution of
hundreds of items of child abuse material.
And it was actually more like thousands.
From what we've read down here, the the crazy piece of the story
is he lost his job, but not because of that.
He was released on bail for $100,000.
He pled not guilty to two counts, 2 counts of possession
of child pornography and two counts of dissemination of child
pornography. So possession and dissemination.
But when you read into the story further, you find out that this
guy's background is actually really disturbing in so many
ways. One of the things that was most
disturbing to me is that he was celebrated not long ago and he
was also, this is going to shock you.
He was a camp counselor at a nonprofit in New York.
He worked as the Co director for Camp Power for years.
And apparently when they came in, they traced his IP address.
They found that there was footage of an 11 year old boy
touching himself. And this this guy Sommer was
also filmed instructing a young person doesn't say the age on
how to perform particular acts. All of this stuff is
nauseatingly, disgustingly like someone needs to be gutted and
pinned to a pole as they bleed out kind of thing.
You know, a lot of people have always said like throw them into
the wood chippers. That may be too good for them,
even feet first. Wood chippers are pretty fast.
This stuff is horrible because it ruins another life for their
entire life. Interestingly enough, he was the
head editor at this place called The Recount and he was the Co
founder of a thing called the Hyper Vocal News Site.
He was working at SiriusXM for a little bit and another group
called Mike, which is a media production company.
He lost his job after he'd been there for four years At this
company, the recount, but not because of the child pornography
charges and not because he was a creep.
He lost his job because they were just doing some basic
downsizing and they were trying to restructure.
This is the actual quote. He's no longer the editor in
chief because the company restructure exercise in early
October decided to focus on different editorial content and
commercial planning, and he's only facing 15 years if
convicted of all the charges for destroying children.
The thing that was very nude newsworthy to me as well is that
Fox News was citing a BuzzFeed article from 2018 entitled
People are touched by this writers conversation with a
bunch of 4th graders. It basically involved him going
to a fourth grade classroom that his mother was a teacher of.
OK. And there's a quick screenshot
that's on the the The Daily Mail news site if you guys decide to
go there and it just says he's a 38 year old writer.
So obviously this is a number of years ago, right?
He's six years ago. He's initially conflicted with
how to answer the question of where he lived and who lived
with him because that's what, you know, 4th graders really
care about. And he he looked at his mother
who basically mouthed go ahead and he said, I'm going to come
out to all these dumb kids and I live with my boyfriend because
it's always about this if these creeps, Why would you want to do
a drag show in front of little kids?
Because you want little kids to see you do a drag.
Somebody mentioned this on on social media one time.
I saw it. And it's like, yeah, this is the
the obvious question. If you're just a drag queen, if
you're just someone who wants to dance around and you just want
to be seen for who you really are, why don't you go to old
folks, homes, retirement communities?
Why don't you go dance for a bunch of old people that one
won't remember it tomorrow? And two, need the company?
They would love to have you hanging out with them and
dancing around in your weird drag.
And they won't even know if you're a man or a woman and they
don't care. They just like the music and the
beat and they're like my grandmother.
They'll forget it the next day. God bless her.
She's like in her 90s and and has no memory at all, like a
goldfish. But she's one of the happiest
people who has no memory because she's surrounded by love.
And if she was surrounded by drag Queens dancing around, I
don't think it would bother her. It'd be fine.
It'd be like, oh, today was piano day.
She wrote that in her journal today was like some weird
stripper lady doing her thing. Wrote that in her journal.
It wouldn't matter. But instead they want to be
around kids. They always want to be around
kids. It's flipping nauseating.
It makes me want to puke. And of course eventually some of
them are going to end up in child pornography.
Think about that 15 year sentence though, just for you
guys to be aware. How many Proud Boys that we had
on the show were sentenced to more than 15 years for walking?
How about Enrique Tario, who was sentenced for being in a hotel
room when the January 6th stuff happened?
And that is why when Joe Scarborough says the judiciary
is the only thing that's going to keep Donald Trump in place, I
guess, I guess that's. I guess that's one position to
take. It certainly has aggressively
gone after Donald Trump supporters and they're they're
certainly attempting to do it with the 90 plus indictments
they have into him in the state and the federal level.
But I'm not sure we have a lot of faith in that as
conservatives because it doesn't seem like it's very fair.
This guy facing 15 years mandatory seems awfully light.
It seems awfully light. Or how about the death sentence
for Matthew Perna that we heard about when he was threatened
with counterterrorism charges, the the idea of a terrorist
enhancement and he hung himself, That's a death sentence.
That's what happens, and they did it simply out of a threat.
Are they threatening this guy with the same thing?
Is this guy going to have the dignity to hang himself, which
he probably should have done anyway?
Is that going to happen? Probably not.
There's an awful lot of people in this country that are living
in a place because we've gotten rid of shame, and we probably
should have a lot more of it. Unfortunately, shame is
something that we kind of need. We kind of need it.
It's a useful tool, and we've decided to to normalize and
allow absolute weirdos. This may be weird Wednesday, but
like the weirdos that are out there, they're coming for your
kids. They've been told it's OK.
They're allowed to do that. You're the bigot.
You're the ones who are to blame.
All right, let's keep moving. This is a little bit more, a
little bit more bad news, I would say, but it.
But it's not the bad news they think it is.
I've been. I follow things like Wired
magazine. I don't know if you guys ever
watch or read stuff coming out of them.
They do some of the best reporting on privacy.
Interestingly enough, tech people tend to be pretty Lib
talk. I got to break away with the
story. I was at the Apple Store
yesterday. I don't know if you guys ever go
into an Apple Store, but every single Apple Store is the same,
and every single one of them is the worst store I've ever been
in. Ryan, you ever go into an Apple
Store? You ever like, go and stop?
There many times my friend, the retail stores, Oh yeah, why are
they like that? It's like going into somebody's,
like, chaotic house party where nobody knows what's going on and
you don't know anybody. I I go in there and it's like
there's people wearing the Apple shirt and they're busy and
they're walking around like looking at their phones.
And then there's people that are there and they're buying
something or they're touching. I I don't know if they pay.
People just hang out there. But they're like touching on the
computers and playing and nobody is there to do basic commerce.
It's like I have a return, I want to make a purchase.
You go and then you're like, I'd like to buy a $6000 computer
today. And they're like, well, do you
have an appointment? I was like, no, I have a credit
card and I have money to buy a $6000 product.
The most expensive thing that you're selling.
Can I buy it? Well, you're going to have to
come back when you have an appointment.
Oh, and unfortunately, because Mac makes some of the best stuff
for what I do now, I am kind of stuck.
So I actually go home and I just buy it like a turd, even though
I'm furious about it. Yesterday I go to the stupid Mac
Store and I'm walking around in the back and there's like a kid
and he doesn't. They went and Ryan talked me
into this new mouse. Folks, this is like why the show
looks so good right now. It's because of this new mouse.
It's almost exclusively because of the mouse.
And I went to go buy the mouse and the guy was like, oh, the
mouse doesn't do what you wanted to do.
Ryan's wrong. And it turns out Ryan is
actually right. They had a trackpad.
I end up buying the trackpad. Then I bought two of the mice.
So now this is literally, This is why the Kyle Seraphin show
continues to grow in production. Because I have multiple mice.
Because I keep buying these things.
I always Who told them not to buy the trackpad.
Yeah, you told me not to buy the trackpad and I bought the
trackpad anyway and I had to go return it and I'm surrounded by
these retards. But all that is to say is that
in theory I would say tech people, generally speaking lean
towards liberal but not necessarily leftist.
And some of them have this very libertarian type mindset about
freedom, which is good. We actually need these people on
our side because they build cool platforms, they know good
things. And more importantly, in the
case of this particular article, the people at Wired who I
probably would not enjoy hanging out with and probably have house
parties that look like going into a Macintosh store or an
Apple store where everyone's just kind of milling about and
like on their phones, which I hate.
They they are doing some decent reporting about government
surveillance programs. They were the ones who broke
stories about Pegasus. If you guys remember, I went on
Dan Bongino's Fox Show back when that was a thing, and I did some
of the stuff about Pegasus. We talked about Phantom, which
is another program made by NSO, which is a spyware company out
of Israel. And this particular article came
out this week. It says secretive White House
surveillance program gives cops access to trillions of US phone
records. Now here's the problem with
being a lefty who generally leans sort of libertarian.
But you also probably voted for Biden.
You probably don't know anybody in law enforcement or nobody in
law enforcement that knows how these things actually worked is
willing to talk to you. So you get this bizarre kind of
moment where they're reporting on something that's actually
probably a real problem. But I don't think they got to
the actual root of what that problem is.
So it says. Wired magazine analyzed a leak
police document which verifies a secretive government program
that allows federal, state, and local law enforcement to access
phone records of Americans who are not suspected of a crime.
Yeah, that's the real problem, isn't it?
A violation of your civil liberties when you're not
actually accused of a crime? We've been singing that song
here at the Kyle Seraphin Show for quite a while.
And the fact of the matter is, is when you start building
intelligence apparatus, whether it be out of the NYPD, whether
it be out of the state police or whether it be out of the FBI or
DHS or anyone else. When you start playing with the
game of intelligence, you drop the burden and probable cause
that somebody actually committed a crime or that there's an
allegation that a crime was committed doesn't exist anymore.
And that is basically the major stepping stone or departure from
a law enforcement agency to a secret police.
There's there's no other way around it.
I think George Hill said it very well.
I know Sebastian Gorka has said it very well when we've spoken.
It is surveillance that is not tied to a specific crime.
Right. Think about what your your
obvious ideas of a police state of a K GB of a totalitarian
institution when we talk about secret police.
They have the ability to spy on you and they don't have to
accuse you of a crime. Your crime can be thought, it
can be bad association. It could be going to a Trump
rally and you're in the Air Force and then suddenly OSI is
checking into you. That's a real problem.
We're going to read this article in just a second.
I'm going to have to refresh with some coffee.
We've got to do it. We've got to keep it going.
We've got to wet the whistle. So little known surveillance
program tracks more than a trillion domestic phone records
in the United States. You can see it's like fuel,
according to a letter that WIRED obtained, was sent to US Senator
Ron Wyden and was sent to the Justice Department challenging
the program's legality. Here's the real problem, too.
We're going to talk about the legality of it because it turns
out Congress is also part of the issue.
The letter which states the surveillance program now known
as the Data Analytical Services. DAS, has been known for more
than a decade as Hemisphere, using a technique known as chain
analysis. That's going to be the multiple
jumps or the one or two hops. The program targets not just
those in direct contact with a criminal suspect, but anyone who
the subjects or the individuals that are being accused of
criminal activity have been in contact with as well.
Let's break that down. Ryan goes out and gets involved
in filling the blank crime. Ryan calls me every day because
we do the show. I'm now able to be targeted and
have my phone records pulled and the people that I call, let's
say Diane Seraphin in the chat, or FBI Panty Raid, who I reached
out to on a fairly regular basis because he wants to show me his
little deer, the spike buck. Which, by the way, if you guys
don't think that our show has consequences in your marriage,
you're wrong. FBI Panty Raid told me that his
wife heard me and assumed that I was making fun of the size of
his deer. I would never do that.
The size of the deer that you shoot has nothing to do with the
skill of 100. That's ridiculous.
Anybody knows that Sometimes you just want to, sometimes you just
want to, you know, harvest meat. That's a reasonable thing to do.
So according to this letter, what they're doing is they're
doing multiple hops away from alleged criminal subjects.
And when they do that, they're able to get into the records of
other people. Now what are they getting?
Are they getting your, your, your data?
Are they getting the actual text messages?
Are they getting the, the audio recordings of your phone calls?
Those are called wiretaps, right?
In theory, those are not easily accessible.
Those are actually protected under federal wiretap laws.
And that's true under title. What is it called Title 3.
What it said was is that these things are actually using chain
analysis. They're doing individuals that
are involved with, and the program used to be called
something else. One of the fun things about
government programs is they always change the name so that
whatever it is you're referring to is always old and not real.
It used to be known as hemisphere.
So the question goes like this. In front of Congress, are you
analyzing Americans phone records through a program called
Hemisphere? Is that what you're involved in?
And they go NSA goes, no, no, no, no.
We discontinued Hemisphere of of four years ago.
Oh, I'm really happy to hear that they never follow up with.
Has that program been renamed and do you have the same
capabilities under a different name?
If so, what is the name? The name is the data analytics
service, which DAS sounds very innocuous.
Hemisphere actually sounds kind of like a Bond villain game,
right. So what does it do?
It allows analysis of US call records by law enforcement
agencies all the way from local police departments and sheriff's
deputies, all the way up to customs offices and postal
inspectors, which have very broad authorities.
By the way, the Postal Service is one of the most underutilized
investigative areas. People do not realize how much
power the post office has. They've actually taken the
authority for the Internet investigations in many ways
because because of the because of mail.
Because of e-mail. Because the word mail is the
same as word mail. I guess, I don't know the Postal
Service does a ton of stuff. In any case long and short is
apparently Merrill. Garland even was able to be
informed that there may be some question legality here that and
that people would be outraged. Rightly so.
You wouldn't want your toll records.
Now a lot of this comes through the telecom giant AT&T and they
say in the article, it's captures and conducts analysis
of US call records and they store a significant amount of
history. Now some of this is required by
law and some of it is not required by law and it's just
done because AT&T wants a lot of data on you.
When we worry about big tech, what we're not really worried
about is the technology. We're worried about the amount
of data that they are keeping on you.
That's the real piece. How much data are they storing?
And in this case, significant amounts.
It says there's no law that requires AT&T to store decades
worth. Imagine that the phone calls
you've made for a decade. How about two decades?
I've been married to my wife for just over 10 years, so they
probably have more than that. They have.
Back when I was dating my wife, I guess that that's a long time
ago. That was another lifetime.
I didn't have children. I was a totally different
person, like many of you were. If you were before your, you
know, before a job, let's say you were in the military and you
got out, you had a very different experience of life.
They're holding all this stuff. Does it show who you are today?
No. Could it be used in an
investigation? Yes.
And are they necessarily required to keep all this
information? The answer is no.
Now, how much are they required to keep?
We're going to go to federal law to actually tell you There's a
website calledlaw.cornell.edu. It's also known as the Legal
Information Institute and this is the CFR, the code of federal
regulation. The the way that things tend to
work in the federal government is that we have two basic
structures where statute comes from one of them.
Is USCUS code and that's the the the laws that are passed by
Congress. And then there's the Code of
Federal Regulations, which are actually the way that these laws
are actually implemented. In this case 47 CFR 42.6.
Yeah, that's a lot. It's 47 CFR, which has to do
with the Electronic Code of Federal Regulations.
The the telecommunications section is Title 47.
And then specifically, part 42 is the preservation of records
of communication, common carriers.
And we'd have to go through deeply.
We could do a probably a whole show about what a common carrier
is and what it's not. But the specific requirement for
them to retain what are called toll records, which is what
we're talking about in this particular thing, is that they
are required to retain them. They shall retain them for a
period of 18 months, shall they? They must, they are required to,
they shall retain them for a period of 18 months.
They don't say that they can't retain them for longer.
So what is doing is they are making all these carriers AT and
TT mobile and so on. When somebody writes search
process, when they want to go out there and get what's called
a national security letter or they get a subpoena.
National security is the national security side of
things. National security letters versus
an actual subpoena where you go to a grand jury or you get
written up for an administrative subpoena, you get these records
and you can ask for as far back as you want, you could say from
inception to date. That's usually the way people do
it. From the time that this account
was created all the way till now.
The carriers don't have to hold more than 18 months, but the
carriers do hold more than 18 months because they want all
that information on you. And so the thing that Congress
should be doing is they should probably be working on limiting
the amount of the stuff, if they're going to do anything at
all. What they've done is they've
said there's a minimum amount that you must have, You must
have at least 18 months worth of records because there were some
old, like these things were written in the 80s.
The original version of this stuff passed look like in
October of 1986, and if you remember October of 1986, which
I vaguely do, we didn't have cell phones.
You couldn't carry your phone everywhere you went.
You didn't have the ability to pick up a phone out of your
jeans pocket and dial up anybody at any time just because you
thought of it. Great example, I'm walking
around Costco. I look up, my wife is gone with
the the baby carriage and I've got the cart and one of the
kids. I'm like, where the heck did she
go? I pick up the phone and I call
her. That was not possible for most
of American history. And most of the times when these
laws were written, you couldn't just think about somebody and
then dial them up. No way.
So all of these records are showing way, way more of our
lives than they used to. The odds are this was actually
originally written so that people could go back and they
could save, you know, issues with billing.
I don't think these were written for law enforcement purposes.
I might do a little bit more deeper dive in this over the
weekend because I I kind of want to know what these records are
all about. But they're useful for law
enforcement in a big, big way because you can see who people
are talking to. And again, like I said, the
accessibility of having it in your pocket changes the game for
what that data means and what the real time sort of access to
who are in people's circle when they talk to him and so on.
It used to be you had to go to a physical location and people
used to go to pay phones, which is also really funny that you
can go to a pay phone and suddenly nobody knows who are.
Oh, it came from a pay phone. How many fingerprints are on it?
All the fingerprints are on it. Useless.
And now we have a very different animal, folks.
Ryan, just let me know. We've got a fair number of you
sit in the chat. A pretty good crowd turn out
here. So if you are not hitting the
thumbs up on rumble, we would appreciate it if you did make
sure that it turns green on rumble.com/kyle Serafin.
If you're listening somewhere else, why are you doing that?
Come to Kyle Serafin's rumble page that is going to be
rumble.com/kyle Serif and get the thumbs up.
I actually like because before the show starts, there's a bunch
of you that hit the thumbs up. You do it preemptively.
You think that it's going to be good.
I can very much appreciate that, but I don't need you to do it
when the show is going if you want.
There's also one or two people that push the thumbs down, which
I assume are our federal agents that don't like it but they have
to watch our show. Thanks for watching anyway guys.
I hope it red pills you. I hope it moves you into a fake
place where you believe in constitutional protections for
the American Civil Liberties instead of thinking that you
should regulate Air Force members before they go to a pro
free speech, pro Trump rally, which they are entitled to go
to. Pretty strange stuff.
We have a couple things. Like I said, there's a there's a
concept in the military of Bohica.
We're talking about military members and some of them getting
like really screwed over. There's a concept called Bohica.
BOHICA and Ryan's going to splash it up here on the screen
for you guys to see it. If you've never seen this
before, if you've never heard this acronym, that this is a
patch and then this is some guy who's selling shirts, this is a
really good visual for you. Bohica stands for Bend Over.
Here it comes Again. It's kind of a crude analogy for
when you're working in government military service.
If you're in the law enforcement world or if you work for, you
know, one of the DoD entities, you're going to experience what
they either call the blue or the green weenie.
I heard this many times. Big Air Force is the blue
weenie. The Navy is the blue weenie.
The Army and the Marine Corps experience the green weenie.
The weenie is the same regardless of what color it is.
You're going to get screwed by the fact that you are doing that
job. Bohica, bend over here it comes
again and you'll see there's a a little visual of a guy with his
head to the ground just kind of holding on to his forehead and
his butts up in the air. And it's just a thing that guys
do to to to deal with the trouble of being in that type of
service where you just know you're going to get screwed
over. It sucks.
It sucks, but it's going to happen.
This is a video that's going to probably upset you people.
It's probably going to upset you.
It's a military service member. He was in the army, he was a
specialist and he got out. He's doing a video of separation
as he's leaving base, His last day in uniform.
And a lot of you guys saw this 'cause it was viral on social
media, but we're going to play it real quick.
Let's throw it up here on the screen.
Let's watch this video, this guy.
We'll do a little bit of commentary afterwards, but this
is a classic and sad bohica moment.
I would say roll the video if you would #3.
Want to share something with you guys today?
I want to holler. I want to scream, I want to
yell, but it won't do any good. Today is gear.
Turn in day for me. Turn in all the gear that I've
collected over the last four years of being active duty with
the Army, with the 82nd Airborne Division.
Two years ago, my unit deployed to Afghanistan.
For the Afghanistan withdrawal, we spent a few weeks over there.
It was hectic, it was chaotic, it was disgusting and it made me
very disappointed in our government.
Today I'm reminded of how disappointed I am in our
government go to turn in my gear.
They want to charge me 500 to $1000 for gear that I was
ordered to leave in Afghanistan two years ago.
Because as the last two birds were sitting on the tarmac,
ready to leave, there wasn't any room for extra gear, extra
weight. Therefore we were told to leave
it. Some lower enlisted dudes,
including myself, were like, no, this stuff is expensive.
I'm not leaving this. I'm going to get charged for
this When it comes time to leave, don't worry, we're going
to catch you on the back end. You know, we'll flipple it now.
It's time to get out of the Army, and they just want to.
They want to charge you for for that.
Meanwhile, we can continue to get millions of dollars to the
Taliban. We can give billions of dollars
to Ukraine. We can give billions of dollars
to student debt relief. We can give a bunch of stupid
stimulus checks. We can cut those to the American
people. But we can't cover 500 to $1000
for a dude that left gear in Afghanistan for a dude that left
gear in a place that you put me to begin with.
The government is so stinking backwards right now, man.
This administration's the last priority is the American people.
And in inside of the American people, their last priority is
their soldiers, their Marines, their airmen, their their their
Navy. So messed up, man.
I thought today was going to be bittersweet getting out.
But I'm just so happy to separate.
I'm very, very excited to stop serving my government and just
getting started serving my country.
Sad. That is exactly the way I think
a lot of people are feeling. The guy's an E4, he's a
specialist, He's a lower enlisted dude.
In his own words, it was the same thing.
I get that. And he just said it in a such a
clear and concise way, getting ready to stop serving the
government and start serving the country.
I know Garrett de Boyle has that same sensation.
I know Garrett De Boyle has some of those same experiences.
They're both wearing the Combat Infantry badge.
He had airborne wings as well. You can just imagine the
betrayal that comes in. You know what betrayal looks
like. As somebody who's kind of
experienced it from our government, betrayal, looks like
you have an expectation of something happening and you have
some trust that it's going to go the way it's supposed to go.
And then you get stabbed in the back.
If somebody stabbed you in the back and you didn't know him and
you didn't have any expectation they're going to look out for
you, then you're like, oh, OK, it was like random violence.
That sucks. That's just a bummer.
As my daughter's love to tell me, that's a bummer.
But if somebody you trust stabs you in the back, then that's
betrayal. And betrayal hurts and it's and
it cuts pretty deep. And that guy was betrayed.
If we can find out who he is, if you guys find out who he is and
he's still on the hook for that 500 or $1000, I'll cut him a
check for it myself. Straight up, no holds.
And he probably has had someone already handle that.
But if not, I'll do it. You know we're not rich here,
but I'll write over our rumbles earnings, which by the way, it
looks like we just made it #1 on the on the live leaderboard for
the podcast for the day. You want to throw that on the
screen? That's the.
First time. Yeah, that's not the first time
we've ever done that. Yeah, folks, we appreciate you
guys going out there and pushing this stream forward.
It's making a kind of a kind of a fun little moment to watch us
climb up on there. This is the live podcast, Ryan.
I'll throw it up on the screen. There it is.
Look at that. Bam, with that ugly picture of
Mika and Joe. Pretty fun.
So we've. Never been #1 before.
That's pretty badass. Sorry.
We're moving up. We're moving up, folks.
So we do appreciate this. Yeah, folks, if you, if you have
that video, go ahead and and Ryan, keep an eye on the chat,
Somebody will throw it in there, if there.
If he's not gathering money, we'll send him some money too.
I'm more than happy to contribute to that because I
know what that's like. I I know you're making like
$18,000 a year, $20,000 a year. That's rough in this
environment, even if your your your cost of living is always
covered. So.
Yeah, if you guys grab it. Sent to my DMS on Twitter.
If you guys get the link there you go.
And mine are always open as well.
Let's do a let's do a thanks to a couple sponsors here.
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I want to stack them up back-to-back.
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I'll send it on my social media. If we can bump it up to 15,
which I think we should be able to do, that's the Commission we
get. We get 5% Commission out of all
of it. So I'll just wave that over to
you. They pay us a little bit of
money to put it on, and they're good people.
They really are, and I'd like to see them be successful.
They are an American company out of Houston, TX, and while we're
talking about Patriots, let's do another one for
patriots.com/kyle. So that one actually has a slash
on it. It's the number four, the word
patriots.com slash Kyle. This is the website that's going
to take you to the emergency preparation deals.
These are the deals that they've set up for our listeners, the
ones that I'm most interested in there, which we've got ordered
on. I'll give you guys a live taste
test. Actually, at some point we've
got the the emergency food bars, which are like a lemon cake.
They're a shortbread. They're about 30 bucks.
You can throw them in your your packaging.
Just wrap them up, keep them in your truck in case you guys get
stuck somewhere. Is it supposed to be like a
lifetime food replacement where you eat nothing else?
Are you supposed to go on the emergency food diet?
No, you are not. Don't do that.
But if you need calories and anybody who's ever done anything
hard in a woodland environment, if you've ever done a survival
or an evasion kind of thing, like at Sears School, man, you
can eat a rabbit that you catch or try to catch some squirrels
that sucks. These food bars are way better.
We did a couple day camping trip about 10 years ago with my
buddies and we went around, it was called the what's it called?
The Eagle Loop, The Eagle Rock Loop, maybe somewhere in
Arkansas. And we did a 26 mile.
By the way, I was the only one who finished it, no big deal.
And I did it running because I'm a lunatic, but they promised me
Waffle House at the end, which is better than emergency food.
Waffle House is always great, but if you need to be on the run
and you got to put it in your bag, maybe you think the FBI is
coming for you and you want to stash a go rock somewhere
outside the backyard. Kaboom.
Get yourself some survival food from fourpatriots.com/kyle.
Again, fourpatriots.com/kyle. Steve friend told me he's going
to be stashing rations out in the Florida swamp so he can run
away from the Bureau when they come for him, which I think
sounds fun. They don't have a really good
track record of running down people, do they?
They seem pretty, pretty weak at it.
Oh, Steve would give them a run for their money.
Oh, Steve's a freak too. Steve runs like 12 miles a day.
So a 28 mile or 30 mile run like he would be worse than Harrison
Ford in The Fugitive. To try to run down Steve would
be the worst possibility. He'd be wearing almost nothing
except his Ranger panties from the suspendables website, which
we can throw up there to the dash. suspendables.com.
I'm wearing. Somebody asked about the shirt.
I was wearing this on Friday. I think I was wearing the green
line version. This is the blue line.
I got both. I got that military time which I
which I wore more greens than anything else than ever wore Air
Force blue except when I was in trouble which happens sometimes
So I wore the the green and then that's the that's the last line
sub stack or last line strength. This is Garretto Boyle's sub
stack. This is the the last line
strength. It just let you know that we are
at the last line right now. Go to thedashsuspendables.com.
I think there's a whole bunch of orders coming out.
Garrett was like working in the sweatshop yesterday quite a bit
packing things up. His wife makes him slave away
and send you guys all these great packages.
I think a couple of them are waiting on some of the new lapel
pins that are showed up. So expect that and then you'll
notice. Whoa, patches, PC patches out
there. If you guys want to throw this
on your plate carrier, if you want to do it, if you're a
CrossFit gym kind of person and you want to show off your
suspendables merch, remember the eagle is down.
Even though you could wear it both ways.
The eagle is down on the suspendables badge.
It is worn just like you're seeing there on the screen.
Eagle down. Cool colors.
They got the subdued. He's got the the desert, he's
got the the woodland, and he's got the the classic black and
white. So anyway, check those out.
Those are pretty neat. I think you can add them, but
we'll make some deal. We'll make a little patch deal
for you guys too. We'll put something together in
a bundle. So check out the Dash
expendables.com. Get a cart ready for Christmas.
It's coming up. It is Christmas.
It's not the holidays. It's Christmas.
Let's end on a really weird note.
I think. I think we're going to skip out
on the Obama communism thing for today.
I've got a video of Obama doing communism.
Let's just do the the tranny video because it's it's weird
Wednesday and I want you guys to walk out smiling.
Let's play a strange video. There's two things that are
wrong with this video. I'll tell you what they are.
After we watch the video, let's go and play that one.
If you would, Ryan. Women, and they are all going
today on a bus to the Vatican to have lunch with Pope Francis.
On Sunday, the pontiff hosted a lunch for more than 1000 people
to mark the Catholic Church's World Day of the Poor.
Francis's friendship with the Torvianica trans community began
during Italy's strict COVID-19 lockdown.
When Father Andrea Conocchia found sex workers showing up at
his church asking for help to survive, the Vatican stepped in,
providing food, medicine, hygienic supplies.
And even vaccines. This lady has a very deep voice.
That's the deepest Italian voice lady I've ever seen, especially.
Claudia, Victoria Salas and Laura Esquivel were given a seat
at the Pope's table, and she also has kind of a bassy voice.
That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
There's two things that are really weird about that.
Number one, I didn't know that there were 120 trans people that
were hanging out in Italy. That seems strange to me, and
that they all wanted to get on a bus together.
And the weirder thing is that the Pope invited them to the
Vatican and had them sit at his table.
Those were all men dressed up like women who sound like men,
even in Italian. You can hear it.
It's actually easier to tell you to hear that.
They don't sound anything like women.
They don't look anything like him either.
The saddest thing about the trans movement is that it's made
ugly women and masculine women always suspect of having a
penis. That's probably the saddest
thing about it for me, because whenever I see ugly women now, I
go like, is that a dude? I would have never done that 10
years ago. And now you all do it too.
And you know you do it. You're like, is that a dude?
That's gross. And that's sad.
And I feel bad for women. Men have ruined that.
But women, some of you allowed it.
The Lib Women's. The Mika Brzezinski's of the
world definitely made that thing happen.
Let's wrap this sucker up. It's weird Wednesday, but we
should shut it down. You guys got a life to go.
This is Thanksgiving Eve. We'll probably record something
for you tomorrow or we'll play you one.
There will be a live show tomorrow.
It may. It may be tape delayed, so we
may just throw it up on there. I'll join you in the live chat
either way. And we look forward to seeing
you guys. Somebody said the Crying Game.
Thanks, Michelle. That's great.
The freaking Crying Game. All right, let's throw it up.
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Can't say it enough. Fascism is on the left side of
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I think there's a strong argument to be made for that.
Tech is also saying folks, I know for a fact an active source
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