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Take a look behind the curtain 
with a real whistleblower, an 

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American patriot. 
Prepare to embrace the 

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uncomfortable truth, because 
this program has no time for 

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comforting lies. 
Here is civil liberties 

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enthusiast, Second Amendment 
defender and recovering FBI 

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agent Kyle Serif. 
Hello my friends, welcome to the

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Kyle Serif show. 
Today is Friday, it is July the 

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5th and we are coming off the 
4th of July strong. 

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If you are a federal employee 
and you decided to take 

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advantage of that four day 
weekend, thanks for joining us 

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live. 
Really appreciate that. 

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Make sure you go back and tell 
your bosses at the security 

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division of the FBI that we are 
still pushing the envelope. 

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We're going to have a lot of fun
today. 

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We're going to make fun of some 
of the things that need to be 

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made fun of. 
We're going to have Steve friend

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talk about his phrase that I 
have adopted and stolen 

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shamelessly, that America needs 
to adopt the name as an action 

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verb. 
That's kind of the theme that 

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has been rolling around in my 
head. 

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We're going to talk about 4th of
July, how you guys did it. 

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If you guys had a good time on 
4th of July, make sure you drop 

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a comment and tell me maybe your
most unusual fun tradition. 

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Some of you guys have some real 
weird ideas. 

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I'm certain of it. 
And I'm also going to drop a 

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story on Steve that I gave a 
taste of to him in private, but 

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I will give the full story in 
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Before we get started off today,
let's just get let's just get 

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this up here up front. 
Patriot Coolers, our friends who

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Patriot coolers.com is how you 
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July is a month coming off pride
where we can talk about 

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patriotism. 
Maybe we can do that in a big 

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way. 
We'll talk about Steve shaming 

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the FBI into getting their 
patriotic sense out and their 

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misspellings. 
If you want to support my 

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friends who support this 
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have mine setting on the desk 
right now. 

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This is the OD green. 
This is before we got the the 

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ones that could be engraved. 
So these are just stickers 

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coming from the suspendables 
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Same deal. 
I feel like I say that all the 

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time. 4th of July is a good time
to be able to use your Patriot 

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cooler. 
We took ours along with us. 

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And the other thing you always 
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you've worn out your old igloo 
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check them out. 
Promo code Kyle, let them know 

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we sent you. 
Can we bring on my buddy because

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we're going to get right into 
the Steve, I got something to 

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shock you right away. 
Good morning to you, my friend. 

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Good morning, I hope that you 
are were well rested. 

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I assumed you went to bed at 
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the president shuts it down and 
you know being a parent is way 

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less important than being the 
president. 

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So you would turn it around 
7:30. 

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I would have loved to have 
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I was up at midnight with a 
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who is a St. and puts up with 
all this and then again, maybe a

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hot dog didn't disagree with me 
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But I was up again at 3330 
something like that. 

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It's been, we're a little sleep 
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house. 
I I felt like it was important 

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for my kids to see 4th of July 
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My oldest is 7, right? 
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not going to remember it that 
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I know the infant won't, but 
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than I wanted to on fireworks, 
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I always feel like the same 
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the carnivals that are going to 
kill somebody with like the 

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spinny rickety things, missing 
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Those are the same people 
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the road. 
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my kiddos. 
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is an American tradition that we
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next generation. 
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That's like being an action 
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That is what being American is 
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That's doing America. 
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So. 
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funny aside. 
I talked to my wife. 

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I said, hey, how much money 
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And she was like, I don't know. 
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I had a buddy who. 
Always dangerous. 

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She. 
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specific, but it was a failure. 
So the problem is, is I had this

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And Miles is an awesome dude. 
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great guys that you work with, 
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thought you were signing up to 
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is a terrible place in general 
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where you walk up there and you 
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You ever seen that? 
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the, the packaging, which I 
always found really offensive 

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because I'm now paying for the 
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the food. 
Anyway, the whole thing bothers 

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me. 
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leave him completely 
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He's a former like very 
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could have gone pro if he wasn't
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And so we would all go up and it
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type guy and we'd just do our 
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go up and fill up our food and 
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bucks, 13 bucks for salad and 
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Miles would go up there and he'd
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spent like $24.00. 
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And we're like, hey man, are you
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And he goes, I don't think so. 
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panicked and I just started 
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He doesn't like the the idea of 
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I feel the same way about buying
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When I walk up to the counter 
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things. 
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answer is. 
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look like in the future. 
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made sense. 
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So I spent 115 bucks. 
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much? 
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I said 5080 and she said 50 is 
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So I spent 115, which is weird. 
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I brought him. 
I brought a chaperone. 

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I actually knew I needed someone
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nothing. 
He was totally useless. 

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So Pat, I'm very disappointed in
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You knew better. 
Anyway, we had a good time last 

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night blasting some fireworks 
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Kids had a good time, which is 
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The police were conspicuously 
absent. 

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But it led me to a funny story 
that I wanted to share with you.

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And I kind of gave you a taste I
told you about. 

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You said do America. 
One of the things we do in 

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America is not censor ourselves.
Is that fair to say? 

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Correct, especially on Rumble. 
This is a non censorship 

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platform. 
Here I think that you have to be

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unafraid what to say what you 
want and if it offends someone 

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that's their problem. 
If they don't want to be your 

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friend, then you didn't want 
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with. 
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So many states that are red have
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from blue states. 
In your state, you guys get a 

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lot of New Yorkers. 
Would that be fair? 

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Yes, a lot from New York. 
They just come down 995 and 

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bring their bad driving habits 
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And Jersey, even worse, driving 
habits and all an ego problem 

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because, you know, they're like 
little Napoleon about not being 

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from New York. 
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The, the fun thing is when I 
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actually say this thing because 
there's Virginia, there's DC and

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then there's Maryland. 
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that here's a, here's the fun 
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the statement with any state 
because the word drivers always 

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rhymes with drivers. 
But the story was Maryland 

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drivers, no survivors. 
So drivers and survivors rhymes.

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You can say New York drivers, no
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survivors. 
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In Texas. 
We got a problem and I'll call 

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it a problem. 
Let's just be honest because 

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we're going to say what we like 
with Californians coming here. 

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And just like your New York 
problem down in Florida, there 

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are two types. 
Would you agree with that too? 

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Yes. 
OK, what do you think the two 

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types are? 
There's the economic refugees 

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and the ideological refugees, 
and you only want the latter 

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category. 
Which is perfect. 

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This is this is perfectly said. 
Now you have to suss out when 

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you see these people, you ask 
them, are you a refugee? 

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You can ask them that point 
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And some people will be like, I 
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And like, those are not your 
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Refugees vote the way that you 
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They came there for the ideas 
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And they're like, Oh my God, I 
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They're. 
Crazy. 

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They're like more die hard. 
They're like the Cubans that 

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escaped communism and come over 
here and like, what are you 

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doing? 
You're stop, get off, get off on

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the exits. 
You've got a neighbor that has 

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the right idea with this. 
How do you recognize that 

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neighbor? 
My neighbor. 

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Oh, no, sorry. 
This is my, this is my, my 

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neighbor's neighbor. 
You look across the road, they 

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come in from California. 
The first thing you do is hang 

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up like a Trump flag in their 
garage. 

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Oh yeah, I mean. 
Yeah, I don't know why I thought

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that was you, but like if it. 
Was if if somebody waves raises 

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an American flag, you just you 
know that's our team habits are.

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OK, so all of that is fun. 
I get invited to our neighbor's 

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house. 
They know I'm going to talk 

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about this today. 
So they were like, oh God, we're

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going to we're going to lose 
some friends and they bring me 

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into their house. 
This is always this is always a 

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gamble because I don't filter 
myself and I do believe that 

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America is an action verb and 
I'm going to do America the way 

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that I do it, which means I love
guns, I love freedom. 

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I don't trust the government 
fundamentally revolutionary type

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ideas 1776 mentality all the 
time. 

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So go in this house, they have 
invited brand new friends that 

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they just met and don't know 
enough about. 

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This is a gamble too. 
This is a gamble. 

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Now my neighbor's wife did 
vetting but improperly and asked

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where are you from? 
Oh, we just moved here from 

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California. 
The follow up question was oh 

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what made you move? 
It's just too expensive in 

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California, which you have 
described as. 

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Economic Refugee. 
They are bringing their crappy 

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ideas with them. 
So she was like, oh, these 

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people, yeah, totally, totally 
on board. 

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They obviously understand it's 
too expensive in California. 

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No, The other question is once 
they tell you that they're an 

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economic refugee, your follow up
question needs to be have you 

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decided to stop voting for what 
made it too expensive? 

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And if they don't talk to you 
ever again, you just dodged a 

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friendship bullet that you're 
going to have to deal with 

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later. 
So these people are those types.

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Now, I didn't have any of this 
back story, but let me give the 

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audience the back story because 
it's much funnier if you know 

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it. 
They met that day or maybe a day

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or two earlier at this like moms
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The husband met my neighbor, OK,
and the dad in this family. 

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So it's a, it's a, I would call 
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were like a, a beta male and a 
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little girl rather. 
And they all come in and the dad

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did a, a mom's day workout with 
where moms and dads get together

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and work out and they push the 
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of like mom fitness thing. 
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that refused to be part of the 
fitness activity. 

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This is not a good sign, right? 
Yeah. 

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I mean it could have been really
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That's I mean if. 
You right, if you're too alpha 

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to be able to like, I don't 
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thing. 
If we're like running around, 

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we're pushing strollers like I'm
a dad. 

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I'm pushing the damn stroller. 
Yeah, I think you got to take 

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that one for the team. 
Correct. 

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All right, So I didn't know 
this. 

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We find out that he's an 
engineer, but he's not really an

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engineer. 
He's a software engineer, which 

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is what we have a lot of in 
Austin. 

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And so sure enough, I go in 
there and the opening statement 

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that I LED with on accident. 
I don't do this on purpose 

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people. 
I just am the guy that you see 

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in front of you on the screen. 
The opening statement was, are 

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you guys going to do fireworks 
tonight? 

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And I said, absolutely. 
I just dropped, you know, 100 

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and something bucks on them. 
And they said in our 

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neighborhood, we're not allowed 
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against the city ordinances. 
And I said, oh, that's the same 

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thing here. 
I got an e-mail saying that they

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wanted to limit fireworks and, 
and restrict ourselves because 

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it can make pets and veterans 
upset. 

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And my answer was we don't give 
a damn about what the government

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says in this house. 
We're going to, we're going to 

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do America. 
And it looked like someone took 

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a dump in their hot dog right 
when I said that. 

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And I just knew from there on we
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downhill at full speed. 
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Mean at that point you just 
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going to be friends. 
I mean, you just need to put it 

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out there. 
Now listen, I can coexist with 

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people that I'm not friends 
with. 

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That's not a problem. 
And I'm not rude or mean to 

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people for any particular 
reason. 

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But if I say things for a while 
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some point in time your brain 
snaps and the tolerant left 

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makes you leave, right? 
I mean, that's just what they 

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do. 
Yes, I mean they, they self 

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extricate themselves, right. 
They they self deport from that 

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relationship. 
I mean, we had new neighbors 

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come in from Wisconsin, which, 
you know, could be one way or 

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the other could go. 
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And, and out there talking and 
something political came up. 

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And I'm like you, I'm just say 
what I think. 

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And the the guy, he was, he was 
he's he's he's a bro. 

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But he looked at me. 
He was like, so how do you know 

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that I agree with you? 
And I looked at him. 

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I was like, I don't particularly
care. 

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And he was like, oh, we're going
to get along just fine. 

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That's exactly the right answer.
Yeah. 

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I'm going to say what's true. 
And if you don't like it, that's

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your business. 
So I said something that was 

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true a little bit later on in 
the day. 

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I also mentioned that the best 
way to keep my kids in line is 

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to beat them occasionally when 
they deserve it. 

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And that makes people go one of 
two ways. 

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If you're an old school regular 
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like the concept of casually 
talking about beating your 

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children is sort of amusing. 
Obviously with the strain. 

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There are people that abuse 
that. 

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But I say it in such a flippant 
way that and my children are not

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abused. 
So they're out there playing. 

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And one month my son was getting
kind of rowdy and I was like, 

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dude, I'm going to throw you 
over the fence. 

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And he looked at me and he goes,
no. 

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And I was like, Yep. 
So I picked him up and I walked 

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over and I pretended to throw 
him over the fence, which scared

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him back into he's three. 
He needs to have readjustments 

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that are aggressive like a dog. 
So bring it back in. 

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He's fine now. 
He's well behaved. 

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I made a comment that I bought 
all the stuff for 4th of July 

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because at some point in my 
child, in my children's teenage 

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years, they will likely be 
dropping real mortars on 

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government troops that have come
to kill us. 

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So we might as well build some 
good memories up front now so 

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that we have at least a memory, 
a nostalgic memory of 4th of 

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July like it's supposed to be. 
And that looked like not only 

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did someone poop in their hot 
dog, but then they had to eat 

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the poop hot dog and they 
quietly left afterwards. 

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I managed to work in something 
talking about how the bump stock

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band was great that we got rid 
of it and now we're going to be 

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able to get Fr TS. 
And they said, what are Fr TS? 

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And I was like, oh, they're 
forced reset triggers. 

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They basically approximate the 
cyclic rate fire of of a machine

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gun without being a machine gun.
And I think they they've never 

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encountered real Texans. 
So I actually helped them out. 

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I think you got to give it to 
them up. 

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Like, welcome to Texas, folks. 
You got to give it to them 

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straight, man, no chaser. 
They got to develop those 

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calluses right away. 
And if not, they can go back to 

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me. 
The other, the other big tell 

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the California people is they 
just are nostalgia driven by 

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California. 
They can't tell wait to tell you

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like how great things are. 
And you're kind of like, you 

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know, you came here, right? 
There's a reason for that. 

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And it's it's just because, 
well, real estate's cheaper. 

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We're going to have to find a 
way to to have you deport 

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yourselves somewhere else. 
Friend group Look, you can find 

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a different friend group. 
If you find a different friend 

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group that's fine too. 
But I also took a crap on 

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California. 
Now, anybody who knows anything 

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about my story, I was born in 
Berkeley, CA. 

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And then at some point in time 
in my 20s, I was driving a 

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diesel truck that was 25 years 
old, enlisted in the military 

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and owned a bunch of guns. 
So I was OK. 

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I was naturalized as a Texan at 
a pretty young age. 

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These people haven't gotten 
there yet. 

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So for the amusing moment, some 
guy that I talked to that wanted

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to interview me, he was like, 
hey, you know, can you be on the

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show? 
And I said sure. 

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And I said, what time and when 
do you go live? 

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And he goes, well, it just 
depends. 

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Are you in Southern California? 
It's like, why would you guess 

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that I'd be in Southern 
California if you've ever heard 

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anything about the way I speak? 
Like there's no way I could 

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survive in California. 
I love the specificity of 

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Southern California. 
Like Northern California in a 

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different time zone. 
Well, Northern California's a 

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long ways away. 
If you ever been in California, 

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that's the two parts of the 
world they care about, right? 

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So I was like, no, I was like, I
was like, well, who would ever 

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live in Southern California? 
And apparently like less than an

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hour earlier, these people, 
Brian and Diane were talking 

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about how they really miss 
California. 

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It's like, well, it misses you. 
2GO back and get the bad 

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policies. 
Go back and enjoy that high 

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stuff. 
Go pay $1000 for your electric 

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bill because your your governor 
can't manage infrastructure. 

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It's real simple. 
Anyway, you just got to you got 

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to do America everywhere. 
And I'm just letting people know

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I do it to the detriment of 
those around me even I can't 

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help it. 
What else do you do? 

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You just send it. 
The only surprising part of that

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story was that the wife's name 
wasn't Karen. 

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Because then then you know, 
then, you know, you don't even 

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have to go through that 
exercise. 

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You can just say, hey, look, 
we're going to do the Roman 

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candles out in my in front of my
house. 

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Because I know that your 
sensibilities might be offended 

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because Fluffy might have a 
tough night. 

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Yeah. 
My friend actually, who was a 

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former ATF agent, this won't 
shock you, but he sent me 

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pictures of his little fluffy 
dog who was having a rough 

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night. 
And I was like, why are you 

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sending me that, bro? 
I mean, I already know you were 

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in the ATF. 
You're possibly gay. 

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Even for a married guy, it's 
it's always possible. 

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We, we are ruthless to our 
friends who are in the ATF. 

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You can't help it. 
All right, So that is the 

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unserious nature of things. 
I wanted to shock you right off 

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the bat. 
Do you remember the word 

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cornbread? 
And if so, do you have any 

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association from the show about 
that? 

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I do and it just haunts me at 
night time because I'll just 

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wake up in a cold sweat 
imagining a man singing an 

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acapella group by himself about 
cornbread. 

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Which is delicious by the way. 
I miss it before the the almond.

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Before the Almond Diamond. 
OK. 

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This will change you forever as 
well. 

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Unfortunately. 
Brilliant harmonies are a 

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favorite of mine. 
This will stick in your head. 

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This is actually better than the
original. 

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Excuse the swear words, folks. 
If you're sitting at work, turn 

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it down just a little bit 
because you're going to get some

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lady who doesn't understand how 
men operate. 

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This is the reason some men 
spend more time on the toilet 

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and it confuses women. 
Are you ready? 

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Send it. 
Here we go. 

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Question for men, what are you 
doing in the bathroom and why 

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the fuck is it taking you that 
long to poop? 

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It's 1:15. 
I'm on and I need you. 

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Now. 
It's beautiful. 

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Amazing Harmony. 
Yeah, I mean, just the echo, the

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the acoustics are better. 
Maybe you should a tile a tile 

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and show from inside the 
bathroom while you're pooping. 

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It's a possibility that we are 
not going to explore. 

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Let me just throw it that way. 
Steve, will you describe the 

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scene there just for the of the 
audio listeners too, of what you

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dismissed because there's some 
interesting things that you 

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might pick up on watching that? 
Four men sitting on the toilet, 

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singing in great harmony with 
each other. 

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Yeah, just enjoying, enjoying 
their their me time because, you

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know. 
The lead guy has a beard and 

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blue hair, did you notice that? 
I didn't see the blue hair, I 

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saw the the beard. 
I thought it was a pretty boss 

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beard. 
It is a boss beard. 

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He's got blue hair. 
And the best part for him is the

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facial expressions where he's 
like, he catches on the other 

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guy singing right? 
And obviously these are all just

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shot from different angles, so 
these are different bathrooms, 

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but it's still clever. 
And then suddenly he's like 

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everyone sort of like nods in 
agreement, like, Yep, we're 

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about to jump in on a on a four 
part with this. 

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And then they do anyway. 
I I don't know why. 

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That's about how serious I feel 
about today. 

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Today's one of those days right 
after the end of it. 

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I'm going to show you the second
piece because I think this is 

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actually going to light your 
fire. 

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Talk about starting up your 
Roman candles. 

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You ready? 
For the question for men. 

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That's not what I was looking 
for. 

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OK, Steve, I I was looking for a
4th of July patriotic movie to 

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show my children. 
I googled something to the 

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effect of Best 4th of July 
movies for your kids or kid 

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appropriate 4th of July movies. 
This article came up very, very 

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quickly. 
This is from July 3rd and it's a

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reprint of some other stuff. 
Best 4th of July movies to watch

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with your kids according to 
sheknows.com. 

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This is borderline horrific. 
I'm just showing you guys the 

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front page of it. 
I'm going to bring Steve back. 

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Steve, the best things they can 
do ready fireworks, fun freedom 

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for kids. 
The 4th of July is one of the 

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most dazzling holidays wrapped 
in core summer memories. 

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It's an opportunity to talk 
about America's history. 

454
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,400
I know you do that with your 
kids. 

455
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,120
You do the declaration. 
These are all great. 

456
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,280
One of my favorite things to do 
with family after we eat hot 

457
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,400
dogs by the pool and light 
sparklers, of course, is settled

458
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,400
down with a patriotic movie. 
So you could watch an action 

459
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,240
movie like Independence Day. 
That's actually a solid 

460
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,880
recommendation literally named 
after the holiday. 

461
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,400
Or you could do a more feel good
movie like League of Their Own. 

462
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,440
Don't hate that either. 
There's so many choices younger 

463
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,920
kids could avoid. 
Enjoy The American Tale or 

464
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,120
Molly, an American Girl on the 
home front. 

465
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,120
But if you want your 4th of July
movie marathon to be 

466
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,640
educational, there's no better 
choice than America's Heart and 

467
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,520
Soul or Who We Are. 
A chronicle of racism in America

468
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,440
I feel like those people are 
patriotic are there economic 

469
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,960
refugees coming into my state 
and bringing what are you doing 

470
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,240
in my. 
Country that you met the other 

471
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,800
night writes for sheknows.com 
because that sounds like 

472
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,480
something she would be all in 
for. 

473
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,800
So something I didn't know about
her either was she is a 6th 

474
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,600
grade teacher and from 
California. 6th grade teacher 

475
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,160
means you are a government 
indoctrinator. 

476
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,560
So when I said things like we 
don't trust the government's 

477
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,760
line in this House and we don't 
really care, I also made a a a 

478
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,960
reference to government 
agencies. 

479
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,720
And she kind of gave me this 
like horrified look. 

480
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,360
And I was like, look, I used to 
work with the FBI. 

481
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,720
Like I know more about the 
government than you do. 

482
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,440
I guarantee it. 
And my friends in the ATF and I,

483
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,760
we all want to have machine guns
'cause we don't trust the 

484
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,920
government. 
When you say stuff like that to 

485
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,160
Californians, they just don't 
get it. 

486
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,640
But this made me laugh that 
there are people out there 

487
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,080
letting you know that maybe you 
should watch Who We are, a 

488
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,000
chronicle of Racism in America 
to just start off your movie 

489
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,920
marathon. 
What a what a weird time. 

490
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,320
We're living in a soft time. 
And that's why I talked to Ron 

491
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,000
Coleman on on Dinesh's podcast 
the other day and he talked 

492
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,880
about luxurious beliefs or 
luxury beliefs and luxury 

493
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,120
problems, which is essentially 
first world problems. 

494
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,120
That's kind of where we're at in
America right now, I think. 

495
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,800
And the, well, when you talk 
about the pop culture side of 

496
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,760
thing, the obsession with 
subverting your expectations, 

497
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,280
like I, I go to a movie, it's an
action movie. 

498
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,240
The good guy's going to kick 
lots of butt and the good guy's 

499
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,720
going to win in the end. 
Like I don't need my 

500
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,280
expectations subverted. 
So that is the entire premise of

501
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,160
that article there, right? 
Like, oh, we know that you're 

502
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,800
immediately gonna think about 
let's go watch Mel Gibson in The

503
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,760
Patriot because this is 
Independence Day. 

504
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,720
Or watch Bill Pullman give one 
of the best presidential 

505
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,600
speeches ever. 
I don't even care if you go for 

506
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,920
like a lefty movie like The 
American President, which is a 

507
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,880
pretty good movie. 
No, we're gonna completely 

508
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,920
subvert those expectations and 
expect you to just drill 

509
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,440
yourself over the head with woke
ideology, communist leftism, 

510
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,600
because, you know, that's that's
the way we do things now. 

511
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,240
We're just gonna ruin 
everything. 

512
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,760
Also recommended Hidden Figures.
Remember that one? 

513
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,320
Remember the fantasy world where
the only reason that we got to 

514
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,280
the moon was because they were 
black women mathematicians doing

515
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,880
this? 
Brilliant black women 

516
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,880
mathematicians, apparently, who 
made it possible for John Glenn.

517
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,760
I mean, revisionist history. 
Let's just do it. 

518
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,200
Let's just make it up as we go. 
Why not? 

519
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,920
But. 
She knows I I can't take credit 

520
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,000
for this, but this you'll 
appreciate the humor, especially

521
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,840
on a friendly Friday. 
There it was pointed out that 

522
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,320
you know how Disney keeps doing 
the the live action remakes, but

523
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,440
they they always like race swap 
the characters. 

524
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,920
They said, you know, the only 
one that that can't possibly 

525
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,080
happen and Tarzan, Tarzan. 
Nobody has the balls for that. 

526
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,720
Who's going to have a black man 
portray a man monkey? 

527
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,280
It's not going. 
To be I want to be that guy's 

528
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,560
friend who comes up and pitches 
that meeting. 

529
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,480
We could go do that. 
You live in Florida, we could 

530
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,760
come visit you come out here for
the interview for the for the 

531
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,160
Austin police chief game. 
By the way, can we can we cover 

532
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,360
down your candidacy for chief of
police in Austin? 

533
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,840
How serious is this campaign? 
I mean, it's it's come across 

534
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,880
the radar. 
The crack reporting has been 

535
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:49,320
cited by your your former boss, 
John Nance because they did a 

536
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,240
FOIA request on all the 
applicants. 

537
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,480
And I gave permission because I 
specifically applied to the job 

538
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,600
because they wanted somebody who
has a great knowledge about 

539
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,480
racism and policing. 
And I thought that that would 

540
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,000
just be so much fun to sit in a 
a nice job interview with and. 

541
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,640
And then do America and tell 
them the thing that they didn't 

542
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,320
want to hear. 
Like I don't trust the 

543
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,800
government. 
I can say, look, I I will just 

544
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,320
make watching Hidden Figures 
mandatory training for all the 

545
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,880
officers and we should be good 
then, right? 

546
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:19,080
Yeah, seems righteous. 
I think there's some fun here. 

547
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,200
We're going to we're going to 
cover down on some of the lies 

548
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,520
and the damn lies as well, 
because the during this week, 

549
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,760
now we got to have fun on 4th of
July. 

550
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,680
But during this week, this is 
the week directly after that 

551
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,720
disastrous presidential debate 
where you and I got to play some

552
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,560
fun clips. 
You, you came in patriotically 

553
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,800
to give us the cold views. 
So I've got some fun stuff 

554
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,400
coming out of that. 
Want to do a quick read for our 

555
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,600
folks over at Mad Hat Jerky. 
If you guys, I think they're 

556
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,640
special, may still be running 
through the weekend, but check 

557
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,880
it out at madhatjerky.com. 
Use promo code Kyle, Kyle or try

558
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,280
USA first. 
If you want to try USA, you may 

559
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,240
save 30%. 
Otherwise save 20% with our 

560
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,920
promo code, the normal code. 
If you missed the 4th of July 

561
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,720
deal, so be it. 
You'll still get something. 

562
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,040
It's a consolation prize. 
Promo code Kyle. 

563
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,560
Make sure you tag Matt Hat 
jerky.com/kyle so they know that

564
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,440
we sent you. 
And then if you use the USA, 

565
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,720
we'll still catch some credit 
for it. 

566
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,440
So I want to I want to throw 
these things up here ready. 

567
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000
That was the 4th of July movies.
You and I kind of alluded to 

568
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,760
this before we got started with 
the role. 

569
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,320
The role is this is what's going
to happen folks. 

570
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,760
This is what CNN Joe Biden went 
out in front of Democratic 

571
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,880
governors were very concerned 
about what was going on and 

572
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,960
Steve made reference to this as 
we started the show off the 

573
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,440
Democratic governors. 
He he he just told them, look, 

574
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,200
I've got this I've got it under 
control. 

575
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,240
The key is I'm just going to 
need more sleep. 

576
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,800
I to stop to stop scheduling 
events after 8:00 PM. 

577
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,440
The presidency is basically, you
know, you can schedule your 

578
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,840
hours. 
Why not? 

579
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,760
Why not just take the time that 
you need? 

580
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,640
Look, he's so important. 
He should go to bed by 8. 

581
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,360
We said this, by the way, did we
not? 

582
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,600
Hours of darkness, not the 
friend. 

583
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,000
That's where that's Donald 
Trump's territory. 

584
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,480
No, he's. 
A predator, apex predator is 

585
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,800
haunted Night time. 
Stay out of the water then. 

586
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,160
That's right, the shark's 
attack. 

587
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,840
That's right. 
The sundowning is where they're 

588
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,640
in full admission at this point.
And I mean, even just saying, 

589
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,320
oh, I'm just not going to do 
anything after 8:00. 

590
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,880
Well, I mean, how does that play
for the the mom at home in the 

591
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,600
suburbs who has a newborn who's 
waking up in the middle of the 

592
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,320
night? 
But like, hey, look, president 

593
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,800
doesn't work. 
He's got a way more important 

594
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,440
job than me. 
I'm just going to stay in bed 

595
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,080
and then let my toddler sit with
her spoiled diaper, her soiled 

596
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,320
diaper, and then then not 
address it because that's that's

597
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,080
the example we're going to set. 
And I was also thinking in the 

598
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,720
immediate aftermath, I think we 
even played the clip about he 

599
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,800
looks like the caricature as 
he's been characterized by the 

600
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,000
far right. 
Like if he looks like the 

601
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,240
caricature, does that mean it's 
not a caricature? 

602
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,520
It's just accurate. 
He's. 

603
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,880
Cornjulio. 
He does Cornjulio. 

604
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,120
He did that last time, so now 
he's doing the memes. 

605
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,840
He's trying to do the memes to 
act like he's got it, but he 

606
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,640
doesn't have the memes. 
So I'm going to show you, since 

607
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,200
you brought up caricature. 
I, I, this is a little bit out 

608
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,840
of order for me, but let me just
go video #5 right here is Joe 

609
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,640
Biden doing an actual meme. 
I also want you to think about 

610
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,120
how Kamala Harris has a really 
hard time remembering that she's

611
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,400
not the president. 
Which is really weird. 

612
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,880
Just listen to the verbal slips 
in this. 

613
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,080
Joe Biden doing Christmas in 
July and we give. 

614
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:13,640
Thanks to our Commander in Chief
the the President of the United 

615
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,360
States, the extraordinary 
President of the United States, 

616
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:25,840
Joe Biden. 
Happy Independence Day. 

617
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,920
Is there anything more? 
Cringe worthy than those two 

618
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,920
like. 
What kind of people are? 

619
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,320
Who worried about the 
significance? 

620
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,720
Of the passage of time. 
Because I get that I'm not 

621
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,000
cheering. 
Everyday people just waiting. 

622
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,960
For him to stroke out one final 
time. 

623
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,720
She is not she. 
He's totally with it like she 

624
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,960
cannot. 
So this is the fun. 

625
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,320
OK, so there's, there's little 2
takes right now. 

626
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:57,120
There's two camps #1 give us 
Kamala Joe has is done. 

627
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:00,360
That's a pretty fun take. 
I, I love this. 

628
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,760
I love the the Democrat fighting
game because it's really fun to 

629
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,680
watch. 
So the first one was Joe needs 

630
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,600
to go to bed early. 
And Joe's got this. 

631
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,120
There's another take coming out.
So that was CNN that we were 

632
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,120
just showing the governor's. 
Let me show this one real quick 

633
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,200
boop. 
Nope, that's it. 

634
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,280
There we go. 
There's only one person that can

635
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,760
reset the narrative about Joe 
Biden, and that is Joe Biden. 

636
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,600
I'm actually going to read this 
to you verbatim. 

637
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,520
This is written by a guy named 
David Jolly, put out just before

638
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,040
the 4th of July. 
The American people are 

639
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,400
wrestling. 
This is a quote directly from 

640
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,400
the article The American people 
are wrestling with a few very 

641
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,240
hard questions. 
First, can Biden be president 

642
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,200
today? 
The answer is yes. 

643
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,520
Look at his record, look at how 
he's performing and look what 

644
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,560
he's delivered at home and on 
the world stage. 

645
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,080
That's hilarious on his face. 
Second, can he be the president 

646
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,440
for the next four years? 
The Biden camp's most powerful 

647
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,800
line of the week came from the 
Biden, from Biden himself. 

648
00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,120
He said he wouldn't ask the 
American people support if he 

649
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,240
couldn't do the job for the next
four years. 

650
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,400
He said, quote, trust me, I can 
do this. 

651
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,880
End Quote. 
Continuing on in the article, 

652
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,000
those are powerful words, Steve 
friend. 

653
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
How powerful are those words? 
They're as powerful as the 

654
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,320
amount of wrestling that we're 
going to be doing with deciding 

655
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,880
whether or not the octogenarian 
who is a late stage dementia 

656
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,440
patient and walks around like a 
Roomba, is capable of getting to

657
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,760
the bathroom on his own, let 
alone running the free world at 

658
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,720
this point. 
I love his responses because 

659
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,880
when he's really, really 
passionate or as they like the 

660
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,720
caricature of him is, he says 
like one or two word sentences 

661
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,560
like watch me or don't. 
And that's supposed to be, trust

662
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,520
me, some sort of come on, man. 
Authority, not hyperbole. 

663
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,080
Yeah, every time. 
Not a lie, not a joke. 

664
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,400
And he says not a joke. 
Basically. 

665
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,520
I think Joe Biden is a liar all 
the time, especially when he 

666
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,880
says things like trust me. 
And the reason I think that is 

667
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,760
because he's always been a liar,
and he's been a liar for 

668
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,960
basically my entire life. 
This is a clip from 1987. 

669
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,480
We'll play it again because it's
so good when you've we're going 

670
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,320
to talk about shading around the
edges with the truth. 

671
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,280
I have a good example in my own 
little life and then we're going

672
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,760
to talk about this thing is 
actually, you know what, let me 

673
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,000
just throw it this way. 
I could tell you, Steve, that I 

674
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,760
was a state ranked swimmer when 
I was in high school. 

675
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,720
That's a true statement. 
But I was state ranked in what's

676
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,240
called TCIL, the Texas Christian
Interscholastic League. 

677
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,320
I don't even know if it's a 
thing anymore. 

678
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,000
It was not that competitive and 
it certainly wasn't competitive 

679
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,560
against the people that were the
real swimmers. 

680
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,920
And I know because I swam with 
them and they blew me out of the

681
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,600
water. 
Like they went to the Olympics 

682
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,440
and I did not. 
I didn't swim in college. 

683
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,560
I wasn't that good. 
So I'm real clear about it. 

684
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,680
If I say I was a state ranked 
swimmer in high school, that 

685
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,880
would be accurate, but it needs 
context as the fact checkers 

686
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,680
like to say. 
Then you would say something 

687
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:40,200
like I was the best athlete in 
America and then people would 

688
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,000
go, were you though? 
And you'd be like, Yep, not only

689
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,080
was I not the best athlete in 
America, I wasn't even the best 

690
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,680
athlete in the sport that I 
played in and I wasn't even that

691
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,880
good in the school that I was in
at. 

692
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,800
That's another kind of lie. 
That's just bald faced lies. 

693
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,840
This is Joe Biden's sort of 
story for what, almost 40 years?

694
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,360
40 years? 
Here we go, it's a law school. 

695
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,960
On a full. 
Academic scholarship. 

696
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,480
The only one in my in my class 
that have a full academic 

697
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,600
scholarship went back to law 
school and in fact ended up in 

698
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,040
the top half of my class. 
I was the outstanding student in

699
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,400
the political science 
department. 

700
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,520
At the end of my year, I 
graduated with three degrees 

701
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,000
from undergraduate school and 
165 credits. 

702
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,160
Only 123 credits. 
Biden now concedes he did not 

703
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,200
graduate in the top half of his 
law school class, that he does 

704
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,120
not have 3° from college and 
that he was not named 

705
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,840
outstanding political science 
student. 

706
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,120
In college, Newsweek says Biden.
Actually went to school on 1/2 

707
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,600
scholarship, ended up near the 
bottom of his class and won only

708
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,000
1°, not 3. 
Joe Biden. 

709
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,840
Ranked 76th in the class of 85 
at the University of Syracuse 

710
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,480
Law School. 
I mean, this guy comes off this 

711
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,600
whole thing as a flyweight now, 
Biden says. 

712
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,760
Newsweek is right. 
His memory had failed him. 

713
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,440
I did the. 
Math while we were while we were

714
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:53,920
over. 
OK. 

715
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,880
He was about 44 years old at 
that time, 4344. 

716
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,080
He was older than. 
I am right now. 

717
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,160
He was certainly older. 
Than you are right now when was 

718
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,640
the last time you told somebody 
how many college credits you got

719
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,840
and. 
About your college. 

720
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:14,760
Scholarships. 
Never I I suppose I would have 

721
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,040
to order also. 
I don't. 

722
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,720
Even remember. 
The classes I took I mean, I 

723
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,920
also had. 165 credit hours when 
I got out of college. 

724
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,440
I'm just saying, but I didn't 
claim to have three degrees. 

725
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,480
I barely got out. 
I, I almost didn't get out. 

726
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,960
I had to go like con somebody 
into it because I didn't like 

727
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,080
going to class. 
What is this guy talking about? 

728
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,320
I'm reminded of Billy. 
Madison after he gets done with 

729
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,520
that whole thing where it's like
at no point in your rambling, 

730
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,280
incoherent statement did you 
make approach anything close to 

731
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,160
making sense. 
May God have bursty on your 

732
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,600
soul. 
We are now all Dumber for having

733
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,360
listened to it. 
And then for those who wind up 

734
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,960
listening, you wouldn't know 
this, that that footage of him, 

735
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,480
he's as bald as a cue ball in 
that. 

736
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,520
And that guy has now 40 years 
hence, has better hair now. 

737
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,440
So like, even from a physical 
standpoint, he can't even be 

738
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,240
honest about what he looks like.
OK, let's be real. 

739
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,680
Put you on the spot here. 
Alex Jones style. 

740
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,920
Is that actually Joe Biden? 
Is Joe Biden actually dead and 

741
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,160
we are now in like multiple body
double S and potentially a 

742
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,320
robot? 
Is that possible? 

743
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,200
No. 
It's not possible. 

744
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,720
Are you sure? 
I'm, I'm absolutely positive is 

745
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,440
Michelle. 
Obama a man, Big Mike. 

746
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,320
Definitely. 
Maybe I I will be. 

747
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,640
Willing to entertain what what 
Missus Arafin wants to talk 

748
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,240
about. 
She seems to be the subject 

749
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,920
matter expert. 
She is the expert at our. 

750
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,280
House on that what about what 
about Macron's wife? 

751
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,880
What's her deal? 
Man's woman, she significantly. 

752
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,280
Older than him, isn't that? 
Yeah, she was like a school 

753
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,280
teacher cougar. 
Yeah, well, he. 

754
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,840
Was 14 when they met or 
something. 

755
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,800
And then also possibly a man. 
What's going on? 

756
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,680
Why is it possible that there 
are like, why is that even a 

757
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,560
rumbling? 
Is that a is that a conservative

758
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,560
fun game to play? 
Like I think that your husband 

759
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,480
or your wife is a man? 
Or is it possible that they've 

760
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,440
just like screwed up gender so 
much that none of us know? 

761
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,280
Like when there's kind of a man 
ish looking woman, now those 

762
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,240
women all have to suffer and get
kind of thrown into the patent. 

763
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,480
I think if you look at. 
Big Mike and you just look at 

764
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:11,120
the the deltoid development that
she was able to to attain and 

765
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,880
and advertise about her 
fantastic arms. 

766
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,600
I mean she could only attain 
that for one of two ways. 

767
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,160
One, in fact, she is a man 2 is 
she followed with absolute 

768
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,120
specificity the Ruth Bader 
Ginsburg workout regimen that 

769
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,680
got her yoked beyond any 
anything that was achievable for

770
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,920
a normal human being. 
Beautiful trans woman. 

771
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,600
Out here. 
Tell us about your transition, 

772
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,040
how it went. 
Hold this please. 

773
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,840
No. 
So I have a question for you. 

774
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,000
Why are you asking me those 
questions? 

775
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,280
We're interviewing like trans. 
Women and stuff like that. 

776
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,880
I'm not a trans woman. 
I'm a Oh no, no, we're. 

777
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,000
We're. 
Fully supportive. 

778
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,720
Do you want to talk about sort 
of transitioning or anything 

779
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,120
like that or like what people 
gonna transition because? 

780
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,240
I was born a woman. 
No, of course. 

781
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,160
You're a woman, of course. 
Does it make a? 

782
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,640
Trans. 
Woman any less of a woman? 

783
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,120
No, you are 100. 
Percent a woman, I'm not a 

784
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,640
trans. 
Woman, is there another? 

785
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:00,120
Definition that people like to 
use or you thought I was a. 

786
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,360
Man, beautiful. 
What are you going to do? 

787
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,560
They can't handle it. 
They can't stick with their own 

788
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,920
playbook. 
She thought I was. 

789
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:09,800
She knows that trans women are 
men. 

790
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,440
The Seersucker. 
Suit makes it so much by an 

791
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,480
order of magnitude better. 
He's that guy and he has like 

792
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,960
that Matt Walsh quality where he
just is able to hold a straight 

793
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,560
face, whereas I, I don't have 
that good of a poker face. 

794
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,000
I've done that. 
I've. 

795
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,840
Done that in an FBI building. 
I think I told you this, folks, 

796
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,880
if you don't know this story 
already, it's kind of fun. 

797
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,960
But when I went into the FBI 
Academy after doing all the 

798
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,840
paperwork, after giving 
authorized releases for all the 

799
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,840
physicals I took while I was in 
the military and so on, they had

800
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,000
all my medical records, even my 
psych exam that I took when I 

801
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
was leaving, which was kind of 
weird. 

802
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,560
And, and actually the 
psychiatrist called me up. 

803
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,800
I'm a psychologist. 
I guess she was, she called me 

804
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,639
up. 
I never, I hadn't spoken to her 

805
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:48,639
in forever. 
I went to the FBI in 2016. 

806
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,639
It was 2012 when I got out. 
So four years later I get a 

807
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,280
phone call from a psychiatrist 
that I don't know, a 

808
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,159
psychologist rather. 
And she says, do you want me to 

809
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:01,320
release your medical records to 
these two agents that came to 

810
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,800
collect them? 
And I was like, yeah, I signed 

811
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,680
the paperwork, right? 
And she was like, Are you sure? 

812
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,640
And then I was like. 
Not anymore. 

813
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,720
Like now what did you write? 
What did you write? 

814
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,880
Crazy. 
So she released those, which is 

815
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,960
really funny. 
So they had all these records 

816
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,360
and then and when I'm at the FBI
Academy, they give this thing 

817
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,520
where they were like it's HR 
source is the website and they 

818
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,880
said just fill it out and it's 
like, are you a male or a 

819
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,600
female? 
Or declined to state. 

820
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,280
Or something like that. 
And I was like, I'm a female 

821
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,960
click. 
And then it said, are you 

822
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,560
homosexual? 
And there's one thing that said 

823
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,080
none of your business declined 
to state. 

824
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,040
And then it said another one and
are you transgender? 

825
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,160
That's also none of your 
business. 

826
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,000
So I went through and identified
as as made sense sitting in that

827
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,880
stupid room kind of feeling 
feminine and feminized by being 

828
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,920
in the job. 
They didn't do anything with it.

829
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,440
My first PT test, they asked me 
if I knew how many sit ups I had

830
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,960
to do. 
I told them, hey, I identify as 

831
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,160
a female. 
And they told me that STFU, 

832
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,600
which I did. 
And then I said it again the 

833
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,360
next year and they told me to 
STFU. 

834
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,160
So I internalized that bigotry 
and I didn't bring it up again. 

835
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,120
And then in 2020, they rated me 
as a female for the first time. 

836
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,160
And I was one of the top female 
physical performers on the agent

837
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,480
fitness exam in 2020 for, you 
know, female agents 30 to 39. 

838
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,080
And when my boss asked me what 
was going on, I talked to him 

839
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,840
with a straight face because 
that's how you do it. 

840
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,800
That kid in the seersucker suit 
reminds me of my little brother.

841
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,360
Like a lot like looks like him, 
sounds like him. 

842
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,080
And he's just like, he's kind of
just, I'm just saying these 

843
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,000
things like real softly to you. 
Shit, disturb her stuff. 

844
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,520
This is the same reason why I 
upset the Californians, because 

845
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,080
sometimes you just got to hold 
the line. 

846
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,800
You got to just do the America 
you like. 

847
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,440
How do you think? 
A big Mike would score on the 

848
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,920
FBI fit test strong to quite. 
Strong, I would say probably 

849
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,520
fully like probably a top 
performer in whatever age 

850
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,760
bracket that is. 
Oh. 

851
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,160
Without question, she's tends 
across the board. 

852
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:53,280
Or he, she, they they would have
been maxed out push ups. 

853
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,480
I'm not sure about the mile and 
a half because we never really 

854
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,760
got the the the the view. 
It's hard to run an. 

855
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,760
Address. 
Yeah, I think I. 

856
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,880
Think. 
Ladies, you can let us know in 

857
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,680
the comments as we sit here, 
sort of just needs the Hillary 

858
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,560
Clinton. 
Pantsuit to get additional range

859
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,640
of motion on her leg strides. 
That's correct. 

860
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,000
All right, so I got a couple of 
the fun videos because they're 

861
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,640
now pushing the other. 
The other thing is basically 

862
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,960
either it's Joe Biden and you 
have to do the just trust me, or

863
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,800
they're going to be pushing 
Kamala, which is horrifically 

864
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,560
bad. 
But I got a series of these, so 

865
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,400
I'm gonna just play them. 
They're considering other 

866
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,720
people. 
And if you'll remember, only 

867
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,880
only one person in the race has 
the support of their VP. 

868
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,320
Here comes Rachel Maddow. 
We played this, but it's still 

869
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,160
fun of the two people on that. 
Debate stage. 

870
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,920
Only one of them has the 
endorsement of his vice 

871
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,000
president, and let's not forget 
that. 

872
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,160
Let's not forget. 
That. 

873
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,800
Very awkward are being had among
the people that would would step

874
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,120
up if Biden stepped aside. 
Yeah, Kamala Harris is. 

875
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,520
The clear frontrunner and it's 
not clear who, if anybody, would

876
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,280
actually challenge her for the 
nomination. 

877
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,000
But The thing is that she, you 
know, we talked about 

878
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,320
credibility. 
She's going to have to first of 

879
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,520
all, answer the fact that she's 
been one of the main public 

880
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,080
validators of his, of his 
health. 

881
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,800
Remember after her report, she 
went out there and said he is 

882
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,000
with it. 
He is commanding everything in 

883
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
the room. 
You know, she's going to have to

884
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,720
sit down and answer tough 
questions. 

885
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,720
And we talked about Joe Biden 
hasn't really been out there 

886
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,840
with reporters. 
You know, Kamala Harris, besides

887
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,760
that initial, that initial CNN 
and MSNBC interview right after 

888
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,880
the debate, she hasn't really 
been out there answering 

889
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,840
questions. 
And she's going to, they're 

890
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,120
going to be if Joe Biden drops 
out the first week that she is 

891
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,360
out there is going to be 
critical because if there's any 

892
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,960
signs of chinks in the armor, 
there are many, as you just 

893
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,160
said, there are many people in 
the wings that are ready to 

894
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,920
pounce as soon as Arby. 
Wait, can you say Chinks? 

895
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,000
No, you can't. 
No, you can't. 

896
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,600
That's that's racist anti Asian 
hate. 

897
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,520
That's up there with like the 
woo flu. 

898
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,680
We can't do that. 
That's referring to Asians. 

899
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:55,040
As the the reason why armor 
fails, do you? 

900
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,520
Think that if Kamala Harris 
became the nominee for president

901
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,760
from the Democrats that she 
would have to answer a tough 

902
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,600
question or a question in 
general that didn't involve her 

903
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,600
being able to answer and laugh 
immediately from whatever her 

904
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,600
statement was or make, you know,
these statements like she just 

905
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,320
smoked a bowl. 
And let's talk about the passage

906
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:22,080
of time being significant and 
being unburdened from the past 

907
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,240
to what can be. 
She is. 

908
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,360
Ready for this job. 
And she's a really, really bad. 

909
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,320
She's as bad an actor. 
I think at least Joe believes 

910
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,960
what he says. 
I think he's to the point where 

911
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,760
he's been lying so fluently for 
so long that it's part of his 

912
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,480
nature. 
It's not second nature to comma.

913
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,720
So we can see kind of the wires 
moving in the background like 

914
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,760
this particular. 
I watch this and every single 

915
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,640
time I see it, You know, we 
should be thankful for Joe Biden

916
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,400
is a really weird take on a 
stage. 

917
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,840
And this is equally bad. 
It's just like the most cringes 

918
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,840
every time. 
I'm just like, it's like nails 

919
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,520
on a chalkboard watching her 
talk, which is why I like to 

920
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,480
give it to everybody. 
Here we go. 

921
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,800
So the way. 
That the president's demeanor in

922
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,240
that report was characterized. 
Could not be more wrong on the 

923
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:08,880
facts and clearly politically 
motivated. 

924
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,920
Gratuitous. 
Yeah. 

925
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,640
So there she is. 
She's trying to sell it, but 

926
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,440
she's selling it in this sort of
like B Ray actor version. 

927
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,760
It just doesn't. 
I'm never convinced by anything 

928
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,600
she says. 
She did the one hard question 

929
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,200
though. 
She also up talks. 

930
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,480
Which is very obnoxious and she 
has the burn after. 

931
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,200
So every question is phrased 
like it's a question. 

932
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,320
Just say I'm going to talk like 
it's a question and have a nice 

933
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,040
slow burn When I talk it. 
It's brutal. 

934
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,120
It's it's a horribly level of 
aggravating because at least Joe

935
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,480
Biden, as much as he Mumbles and
he can't get a syllable out when

936
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,320
he on the rare occasion he does,
it's not phrased in the form of 

937
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,800
a question. 
Repeat the line. 

938
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,680
Can you repeat the line? 
This is This is hateable. 

939
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,960
So there's something also about 
the the idea of protesting too 

940
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,280
much when somebody asks you 
something that is not, it's a 

941
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,920
simple question when you're 
overly defensive, you've been in

942
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,920
interrogations, you know what 
happens when somebody starts 

943
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,520
giving. 
So, OK, so I was telling this to

944
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,200
one of the guys that was at the 
the 4th of July in the in the in

945
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,720
the driveway yesterday. 
So he's applying for a Police 

946
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,320
Department. 
He's looking into these things. 

947
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,160
I said some of the things that 
you do when you go through these

948
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,800
processes, less is more. 
Would you agree with that on 

949
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,160
the, the polygraph kind of 
stuff? 

950
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,760
It's like, look, the general 
answer is good enough. 

951
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,800
You don't need to get that 
granular. 

952
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,760
That's not what they're looking 
for. 

953
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,080
They're looking for patterns of 
behavior. 

954
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,720
Are you a good person? 
Do you do good things? 

955
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,200
Reminds me of another fun story.
We used to have this really 

956
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,640
bizarre vetting system for the 
Bureau. 

957
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,720
And what they would do is they 
would ask questions, including 

958
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,800
about sexual deviancy. 
And so they would have a person,

959
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,040
not a questionnaire. 
Like somebody would come out and

960
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,800
ask you face to face, which 
always elicits more information,

961
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,600
which is why you do it. 
That's the reason why you do 

962
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,360
your interviews in person. 
You don't send a questionnaire 

963
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,560
to a subject. 
And so my buddy was telling me 

964
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,400
that he's sitting down with a, 
with a female candidate 

965
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,200
applicant. 
And the question is, like, do 

966
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,600
you have any, you know, history 
of sexual deviancy? 

967
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,000
It was something to that effect.
It was a really weird, odd 

968
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,240
question. 
They've removed it since then, 

969
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,480
by the way, folks. 
Because of this. 

970
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:09,400
Because of this exact thing. 
So he says do you have any 

971
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,480
sexual DVC and she goes no and 
he. 

972
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,440
Goes all right. 
So he just writes down no and 

973
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,480
she goes well. 
Which is always. 

974
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,240
Really bad snatching. 
Defeat from the jaws of victory.

975
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,600
Yeah, she almost. 
Got there. 

976
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,480
And so then she goes. 
I mean. 

977
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,760
Sometimes I go to these parties.
Now. 

978
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,320
As an investigator and someone 
whose job it is to completely 

979
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,680
answer the question, you now 
have to ask follow up questions 

980
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,640
that you were not really 
interested in asking in the 1st 

981
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,240
place. 
And so if you don't consider it 

982
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:46,360
deviant, then we're done here. 
But if you do think that other 

983
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,520
people might consider deviant 
and you want to volunteer weird 

984
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,800
things, and I'm going to give 
the example a comma does in a 

985
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,440
minute, but this is just a fun 
little way how this goes. 

986
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,280
She goes, he goes, what kind of 
parties? 

987
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,480
And she's like, well, you can 
kind of like, walk around and 

988
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,160
look into rooms and people are 
doing things. 

989
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,320
And he's like. 
Do you? 

990
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,880
Walk around and look into the 
rooms where people are doing 

991
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:14,400
things and she's like, yes. 
And he goes OK, and she goes 

992
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,000
well. 
Sometimes I. 

993
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,640
You go, you can go into the 
rooms and he goes. 

994
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,640
Do you go into? 
The rooms and she's goes. 

995
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Not, not. 
Really. 

996
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,880
And he goes all right, and she 
goes well. 

997
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,440
Sometimes it's like the 
interview. 

998
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,560
With the bobs about what is it 
you that you do here? 

999
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:39,840
Like the truth comes out, like 
the more that you answer, the 

1000
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,160
more it becomes obvious that 
this is really, really bad and 

1001
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,000
it's a hotter, cold game. 
Where it's like getting hotter, 

1002
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,480
you're getting warmer, you get 
warmer. 

1003
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,400
It's like, no, I want to turn 
the other direction right now 

1004
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,720
because just at any point in 
time. 

1005
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,120
Please stop, because I don't 
want to know this stuff about 

1006
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,640
you. 
And so anyway, that's what 

1007
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,240
happens when you volunteer too 
much information. 

1008
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,800
That's the reason why you do in 
person interviews. 

1009
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,000
They're much more compelling 
because it turns out lying to 

1010
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,880
people is actually sort of 
against the our programming. 

1011
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,960
We don't like doing it when 
we're disingenuous. 

1012
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,040
If you're not a well practiced 
liar, you're just not going to 

1013
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,800
be good at it. 
Kamal's not good at it. 

1014
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,600
Here's a great little example. 
I'm just going to play because 

1015
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,200
it's fun. 
This is Aaron Sorkin, who's 

1016
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,480
awful and terrible. 
Just asking her a simple 

1017
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,800
question and she can't help it. 
She's going to defend herself 

1018
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,640
aggressively out of nowhere. 
Let me ask you a more 

1019
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,400
complicated way. 
I think there's a lot of people 

1020
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,440
would say she can't say anything
else. 

1021
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,040
She she couldn't tell if there 
was a problem. 

1022
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:31,280
I'm not lying, I'm telling, but.
I'm telling you a fact, but if 

1023
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:32,800
there ever is a problem. 
Yeah. 

1024
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,720
Do you think that you could go 
tell the American public? 

1025
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,800
Do you think in your? 
Role that you're that you're in 

1026
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:43,320
a position to do that. 
Of course if. 

1027
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,720
Necessary, but there's no need 
for that. 

1028
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:50,800
I don't there is a political 
argument that is being made that

1029
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,320
is not based on substance. 
And you're asking me to 

1030
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,000
hypothesize around what are my 
duties to the American people as

1031
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,200
vice president of the United 
States that are based on ethics 

1032
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,320
and morals and the law. 
I will always follow those 

1033
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,320
rules. 
But I am suggesting to you that 

1034
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,200
it is important we not be 
seduced into one of the only 

1035
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:17,000
arguments that that side of the 
aisle has right now on this 

1036
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,320
issue in a way that is is 
intended to distract from the 

1037
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,960
accomplishments. 
At no point. 

1038
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,800
Did your rambling, incoherent 
response approach anything that 

1039
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,400
could be possibly construed as a
correct answer? 

1040
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,640
We were all Dumber for having 
listened to it. 

1041
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,600
I award you no points and May 
God have mercy on your soul. 

1042
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,920
She went straight. 
Back to the up talk in the 

1043
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,840
questions right after he caught 
I'm not lying. 

1044
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,800
Pause. 
Six or seven seconds, Reboot, 

1045
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,560
try to figure out what. 
Line of questioning, you can say

1046
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,200
that is not going to get you 
completely compromised. 

1047
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,880
It's so funny and it's so 
transparent and it led to this 

1048
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,800
other kind of stuff. 
First of all, I just wanted to 

1049
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,880
throw this out there. 
The reason why this is all going

1050
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,840
on right now is because of a 
Gallup poll. 

1051
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,160
But it's just a general sense in
America that we know. 

1052
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:07,560
That people don't like What's? 
Going on. 

1053
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,920
So let me throw this on the 
screen real quick. 

1054
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,120
This is our friends Catholic 
vote. 

1055
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,720
If you guys want to support 
them, Guys, if you want to do me

1056
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:15,080
a favor, share the loop with 
other people. 

1057
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,480
They actually covered our story,
the cover, the story of the FBI 

1058
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,120
whistleblowers in today's loop. 
It's a really good piece that's 

1059
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,440
written out. 
They quoted me, they quoted 

1060
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,080
Garrett. 
You guys will appreciate it. 

1061
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,360
Share the story. 
It's an insidious way of getting

1062
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,760
people one to to read more good 
news and they do a great job of 

1063
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,640
it. 
So go to catholicvote.org, sign 

1064
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,280
up for the Loop and then 
recommend somebody else sign up 

1065
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,520
for the loop too. 
Tell somebody, you know, you 

1066
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,320
don't have to be Catholic. 
Steve friend can attest that you

1067
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,760
don't have to be Catholic to 
really appreciate what the loop 

1068
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,880
does and what they put out 
there. 

1069
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,680
It's it's good information. 
It will continually be good 

1070
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,760
information. 
And everybody that reads it 

1071
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,200
always comes back to me. 
They always tell me like, man, 

1072
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,080
I'm really glad I found this. 
Like it's, it's covering all the

1073
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,840
important relevant topics of the
day and and more. 

1074
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,400
You know, there's prayers in the
bottom of it. 

1075
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,160
There's St. of the day if you 
want to find that too. 

1076
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,760
But if that's not your jam, you 
want to just read news. 

1077
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,080
They just do a great job of 
covering it. 

1078
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,080
And this is a good reason. 
This is one out of today's loop 

1079
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,320
covering down Gallup poll. 
Majority of Americans are 

1080
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,600
dissatisfied with the United 
States of America. 

1081
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,200
The poll participants were asked
the following in general, are 

1082
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,160
you satisfied or dissatisfied 
with the way that things are 

1083
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,360
going in the United States at 
this time? 

1084
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:17,840
77% of participants didn't 
responded that they were 

1085
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,920
dissatisfied. 
Only 25, sorry, 21% said that 

1086
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,720
they were satisfied and 2% said 
they had no opinion. 

1087
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,640
I like those people that the 
people that have no opinion, 

1088
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,120
they're just like, they're just 
like the drones eating things 

1089
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:29,760
that flow by on the river of 
McDonald's. 

1090
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,880
But but most people, that's 
three out of four, that's a lot.

1091
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,880
That's why people are not happy 
with what's going on right now. 

1092
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,160
And it has to at least have some
something to do with their 

1093
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,520
leadership, or lack thereof. 
I think that there's. 

1094
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,920
Agreement on the problem, maybe 
not the solution to it, because 

1095
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,400
I'm always a little bit wary of 
those polls because there's 

1096
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,680
going to be a contingency of 
that poll that's like, you know 

1097
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,200
what? 
This country isn't communist 

1098
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,240
enough. 
And I'm like, whoa, I don't know

1099
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,440
if I want to be on your side. 
That's right. 

1100
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,040
You're right. 
You're exactly. 

1101
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,840
Right. 
The problem and the solutions, 

1102
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,880
it's, it's totally different. 
That's true. 

1103
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,800
All right, so there. 
Was a hot mic catch of Donald 

1104
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,600
Trump talking. 
Have you seen this yet the the 

1105
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,240
golf cart video? 
No. 

1106
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:05,960
No. 
Oh, even better. 

1107
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,560
OK. 
So Donald Trump is a 78 year old

1108
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,320
man running for president 
against the human Roomba, as 

1109
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:16,200
you've called Biden and I, I 
just feel like the thing that 

1110
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,000
people, you don't always see 
this, this sort of like real 

1111
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,960
Donald Trump sitting and talking
to real people. 

1112
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,280
You got a kind of a sense of it.
And they went after him with the

1113
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,120
locker room talk, whatever. 
But he kind of talks like a 

1114
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,200
regular dude that you'd expect. 
He talks like a guy that's kind 

1115
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,520
of in the game and he's like a 
regular person. 

1116
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,000
And he says regular dude things,
including dropping an F bomb 

1117
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,640
every once in a while when he's 
sitting in a golf cart with 

1118
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,560
maybe his son giving a generous 
tip to somebody who's carrying 

1119
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,880
his bags, whatever. 
This is kind of a fun little 

1120
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,440
video to watch. 
You know, I'm not the biggest 

1121
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,720
Donald Trump fan in the world, 
but I just think it's funny 

1122
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,160
because we all talk politics 
when we're not doing the job. 

1123
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,400
He talks politics too, but he 
talks like a guy who's not 

1124
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,880
polished and he's and he's got 
to know that he's on camera all 

1125
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,280
the time, right? 
People are always filming him 

1126
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,240
everywhere he goes, so he just 
doesn't give a shit. 

1127
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,400
I kind of love that. 
I don't know any other way to do

1128
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,400
it. 
Let me play this little clip of 

1129
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,720
it and I'll get your reaction 
afterwards. 

1130
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,200
Thank me so much. 
How did I do with the debate the

1131
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:08,280
other night? 
That old broken down pile of 

1132
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,960
crap? 
Yeah, it's a bad guy. 

1133
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,720
He just quit. 
You know he's quitting the rest.

1134
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,600
Is that right? 
Yep. 

1135
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:15,760
I got him out of the. 
And that means we have Kamala. 

1136
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,840
I think she's going to be 
better. 

1137
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,960
She's so bad. 
She's so pathetic. 

1138
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,680
It's so amazing. 
It's just so fucking bad. 

1139
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,400
So I just can't imagine. 
But Can you imagine that guy 

1140
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,880
with dealing with Putin and the 
president of China who's a 

1141
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,160
fierce person? 
He's a fierce man, very tough 

1142
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,520
guy. 
And they see him, they probably 

1143
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,120
he can't, but they just 
announced he's, he's probably 

1144
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,280
quitting. 
Yeah, that's amazing. 

1145
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,400
Just keep knocking him out, 
right? 

1146
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,960
What do you think? 
I just like how I go. 

1147
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,600
She still haven't been. 
His. 

1148
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,440
Verbal, I don't ticks the way 
that he communicates on stage. 

1149
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,760
They're consistent. 
When he's even in an informal 

1150
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,440
setting like that, that's what I
like. 

1151
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,800
I do actually like that there is
a level of. 

1152
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,840
Authenticity there because just 
the way he communicates, he's 

1153
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,280
not smooth. 
He's not a smooth talker, he's 

1154
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,920
not a Kyle Serif and but at 
least it's consistent. 

1155
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,800
It might be amped up when he's 
on stage, that's right. 

1156
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:15,240
But you don't. 
There's not a he's sarcastic 

1157
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:16,360
too. 
He's like, he's like that's 

1158
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:17,600
going to be great. 
She's going to be great. 

1159
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,680
She's so she's so having bad 
he's. 

1160
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,640
Not doing the Common Era video 
where he's like where she's 

1161
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,960
saying like, hey, listen up, 
y'all, I'm out here in the 

1162
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,160
streets. 
Yeah, no. 

1163
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,240
He. 
Just do that. 

1164
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,400
He just sends Trump all. 
The time I think that's what 

1165
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,480
people like, I understand that 
liking I, I really do like I 

1166
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,560
said that it's hard for me to 
get excited about people. 

1167
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:41,280
I want like the smartest, most 
vicious, aggressive, principled 

1168
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,600
person to be doing this job. 
But the other thing that I, I 

1169
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,400
want is I actually don't want a 
king. 

1170
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:48,840
Like I really badly don't want a
king. 

1171
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,360
And that's the thing that they 
keep pushing out with this 

1172
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,400
Kamala Harris thing. 
They, they think they're 

1173
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,760
electing a king. 
I would love it if we just got 

1174
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,760
serious as a nation and we're 
like, they're so mad about 

1175
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,440
Donald Trump, like the left and 
they're going to lose. 

1176
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,880
By the way, if they, if they put
Kamala in, it's game over. 

1177
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,840
She couldn't even get 1% in 
California against Biden. 

1178
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,720
So that's not good, but it's 
actually bad for the country to 

1179
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,000
be wanting to elect a king like 
that. 

1180
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,880
People think that one person's 
going to save their problems. 

1181
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,000
It's just like a complete loss 
of understanding of what America

1182
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,880
is about what we're seeing. 
In this presidential election, 

1183
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:20,840
is idolatry versus idolatry? 
There's unquestionably idolatry 

1184
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,480
surrounding Donald Trump said 
before. 

1185
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,680
People would crawl over broken 
glass, they could watch him 

1186
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,200
shoot somebody at 5th Ave. and 
they will gleefully vote for him

1187
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,080
for president. 
There's a certain element of 

1188
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,520
idolatry attached to that. 
Is there idolatry attached to a 

1189
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,160
Joe Biden? 
Yes, not because of him, but 

1190
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,680
what he represents. 
And that is their hatred of 

1191
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,240
Donald Trump. 
And they've just put used Joe 

1192
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,400
Biden as a vessel. 
If they need to use Kamala 

1193
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,280
Harris, they will. 
And when it's idle verse idle, 

1194
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,560
it's never going to be a good 
outcome. 

1195
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,400
I did have one off the board 
question for you. 

1196
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,760
If you got like if you were in a
setting with Donald Trump on the

1197
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,280
golf cart and you're like, could
I ask him one thing? 

1198
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,440
What would you say I? 
Don't have a good answer for. 

1199
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,200
That right now I I haven't 
thought about it, I. 

1200
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,440
I think I'm very interested. 
OK, what is your answer because.

1201
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,080
You, you've thought about this 
question, so you've thought 

1202
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,320
about it anybody even. 
Like a Bezos, who I think is 

1203
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,240
like almost an Antichrist level 
of a person, but somebody of 

1204
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,040
enormous wealth and power and 
fame. 

1205
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:22,400
I would just be like, what is it
like being you and knowing that 

1206
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,000
anyone who comes at you having 
to assume that they have an 

1207
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,080
angle of personal enrichment, is
that lonely? 

1208
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,720
What? 
What do you think that that that

1209
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,480
effect has had on you as a 
person? 

1210
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,200
Because. 
It's got to be for somebody 

1211
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,680
who's on camera all the time and
surrounded by people all the 

1212
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,120
time. 
There's a level of loneliness 

1213
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,760
that has to be attached to that.
That would just be crushing. 

1214
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,920
So I think there's. 
I think there's a an angle to 

1215
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,240
this though, because it actually
is played out in that clip. 

1216
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,160
I agree with you. 
That would be very, very lonely,

1217
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,200
especially when you have a lot 
of money and people always 

1218
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,240
coming at you with basically a 
handout even if they don't show 

1219
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,760
their hand. 
But there's also something to be

1220
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,680
said about at some point in 
time, you've taken so many hits 

1221
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,400
and you know that this is the 
case. 

1222
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,800
You stop giving a shit and maybe
you just start talking like 

1223
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,920
Donald Trump. 
You. 

1224
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,160
Go from having that might be 
the. 

1225
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,600
Biggest evidence of what? 
You're just like, dude, 

1226
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,320
everybody, I'm just going to 
have fun with this. 

1227
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,440
I'm going to tell people who 
clearly love the government that

1228
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,440
at some point we're going to be 
using mortar shells to take 

1229
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,000
government troops out. 
You know, I, I've said it to 

1230
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,640
strangers before, like just, 
it's like, it's like verbal 

1231
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,760
sonar you or, or audio sonar. 
You just send it out there and 

1232
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,960
you bounce it off somebody with 
a, with a conversational piece 

1233
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,720
and you see when it comes back 
to you and you're like, that 

1234
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,080
didn't get well received. 
You're like, I, you know, I've 

1235
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,000
always wanted to own A50 Cal. 
I don't really have A use for 

1236
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,760
it, but at some point I have 
this sort of like type dream of 

1237
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,040
shooting at government armored 
vehicles. 

1238
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,040
And then they're like, if people
are like, yeah, totally. 

1239
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,360
I get it. 
I understand that. 

1240
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,520
You're like, oh, that's my 
tribe. 

1241
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:52,120
Or there'll be like, you know. 
Surface to air missile personal 

1242
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,680
ownership, right? 
I'm for. 

1243
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,320
It I'm for it, like just you 
never know, because Joe Biden 

1244
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,000
says he wants to send an F15 at 
me or an F16. 

1245
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,960
Yeah, I need it because they 
told me I need it. 

1246
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,240
So then the other question, if 
those people are horrified by 

1247
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,440
that, then you kind of get a 
sense of it. 

1248
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,240
And I think Donald Trump may be 
in that part where he just like,

1249
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,480
who cares? 
Whatever he says, people who 

1250
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,600
love him are going to laugh like
people who are on in the middle 

1251
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,560
and I like to think of myself as
kind of in the middle on this. 

1252
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,760
I I think it's hilarious too. 
I think it's funny. 

1253
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,640
I think it's funny what he said.
I'm for it. 

1254
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,520
I'm glad he said it. 
I like that he's like handed 

1255
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,840
over 100 and he's just like he's
being a rich guy the way rich 

1256
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,800
guy should. 
And he's being he's operating 

1257
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,760
from a position of dominance in 
this case, because what is the 

1258
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,600
alternative? 
The other the chat just also 

1259
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,880
mentioned out. 
Maybe he's saying these things 

1260
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:36,040
too as an angle to try to just 
go Joe Biden distinct. 

1261
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,400
I hope so. 
I did an entire episode with my 

1262
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,360
Cowell. 
Like they need to keep Joe 

1263
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,040
otherwise they're admitting all 
kinds of crazy stuff. 

1264
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,920
And the upside of them not 
admitting it is that they have 

1265
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,200
Joe Biden as they're like, 
there's nothing funnier than 

1266
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,720
that feeble human Roomba failing
and they have to get behind him 

1267
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,000
and support it. 
This is fun to watch. 

1268
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,280
I mean. 
I heard this, I, I, I have to 

1269
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,880
double, double check it, but I, 
I believe it's accurate. 

1270
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:04,520
So Joe Biden was at Camp David 
for like six or seven days 

1271
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,920
before that, you know, after the
grueling schedule of, you know, 

1272
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,320
flying in Air Force One, which 
is a luxury jet that I'm sure he

1273
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,640
was sleeping on for the entire 
time, and he was at Camp David. 

1274
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:17,240
Do you know that David, who the 
camp is named after, is actually

1275
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:23,520
younger than Joe Biden? 
Eek if it's. 

1276
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,760
It was Eisenhower's grandson and
David David's younger. 

1277
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,440
That's that's so bizarre. 
On every single level, all of it

1278
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,920
is silly. 
We're living in an unserious 

1279
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,680
time. 
I have a a serious problem with 

1280
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,920
Florida that I'm going to share 
with you as our palate cleanser.

1281
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,000
Actually, I think we have two 
palate cleanser. 

1282
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,360
So can I give you a palate 
cleanser? 

1283
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,360
And then we'll do the five star 
view and then we'll do a palate 

1284
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,000
cleanser again. 
Sounds like a glorious. 

1285
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,760
Dessert sandwich Let's OK, 
let's. 

1286
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,080
Let's wash this thing down and 
and encourage people to do 

1287
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,400
America the way that our SEC 
both of these guys are doing 

1288
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,320
America. 
Would you agree? 

1289
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,400
Oh, I've seen the. 
One for sure I got to see the 

1290
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,720
other all right so we're. 
Both going to do America hard 

1291
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,440
here and then we've got a funny 
five star view for you guys that

1292
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,680
some of our audience is very 
particular about the things we 

1293
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,320
say and they keep us accountable
to the facts. 

1294
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,320
We really appreciate that. 
So here's Pal cleanser #1 doing 

1295
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,760
America. 
If you guys, you're just going 

1296
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,040
to have to tune in. 
If you're listening on audio, 

1297
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,440
you have to go to Rumble. 
Go to rumble.com/kyle's here and

1298
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,520
check this out. 
And then I. 

1299
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,120
Woke up the next day and I 
couldn't. 

1300
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,280
See, for two days. 
Actually, 

1301
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,240
if you guys missed this, that 
was a dude leaning into the 

1302
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:54,240
water, gently caressing the chin
of an alligator and then popping

1303
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,600
a beer so that a kid can shotgun
it in the boat. 

1304
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:58,640
Is that America? 
That's Florida. 

1305
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,840
America for sure. 
What a country that that is 

1306
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,040
Your. 
Short list of governor 2026 of 

1307
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,400
Florida got my vote. 
It's it's it's. 

1308
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:09,200
Matt Gaetz versus Shotgun beer 
on Gator Face and Gates would. 

1309
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,240
Just yield the floor. 
He might. 

1310
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,280
He's a. 
Florida man and he embraces that

1311
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,520
that's that's a truly committed 
decision. 

1312
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,680
You know, like I'm putting my 
hand in I might lose a hand, but

1313
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,760
we might have an excellent viral
video of us doing something 

1314
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,640
dangerous and stupid. 
I just I mean. 

1315
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,160
Just go to the lengths of 
realizing that you are the 

1316
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:32,280
progeny of George Washington's 
America, and that's what we've 

1317
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,800
devolved into. 
And you know what? 

1318
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,640
I'm here for it, Woo. 
Senate OK, here's a 5 star view.

1319
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:40,600
This one's fun from ID Sergeant 
56. 

1320
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,840
Thank you, ID Sergeant 56 for 
straightening us out. 

1321
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,480
Episode 316. 
By the way, I don't think I 

1322
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,240
didn't know this, but we'll read
it anyway. 

1323
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,760
Dimensional lumber is named for 
the size of rough cut boards. 

1324
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,400
Before drying and planning takes
place. 

1325
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,520
A 2 by 4 board is cut from a 
log. 

1326
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,240
It shrinks during the drying and
then it is plain. 

1327
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,680
The results is a finish board 
that measures 1 1/2 by 3 1/2 

1328
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,000
inches. 
The Kyle Serafin Show audience 

1329
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,600
full of interesting information 
straighting us out, keeping us 

1330
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,080
honest. 
Hey, that's true. 

1331
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:08,400
Those are all true statements. 
We know that. 

1332
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,960
ID Sergeant 50. 
Six must be George Hill's burner

1333
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,120
account. 
It's very possible. 

1334
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,440
George Hill straightened you 
guys out because you did an 

1335
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,800
episode yesterday talking about 
4th of July and the Battle of 

1336
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,000
Gettysburg. 
Which when did Gettysburg begin?

1337
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,920
Battle of? 
Gettysburg, July 1st through 

1338
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,080
July 3rd, technically into July 
4th, 1863. 

1339
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,040
And Garrett and I were just kind
of chuckling about how there 

1340
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:32,000
were 62 Medals of Honor issued 
after that, and that we were 

1341
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,880
like, for what? 
Like one guy got ammunition, he 

1342
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,640
got a Medal of Honor. 
We're talking about the 

1343
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,520
participation trophy culture. 
Like, it was pretty bad almost 

1344
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,840
200 years ago, but George said 
it straight. 

1345
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,640
Apparently that was like the 
only medal they could give, so 

1346
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,960
they handed them out back in the
day. 

1347
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,240
George Hill, He. 
Yeah, he's the fun police, 

1348
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:50,640
right? 
And same story. 

1349
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,800
You, you get that sometimes. 
I like that Our audience is 

1350
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:53,640
going to keep us honest. 
All right. 

1351
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:55,400
Final palate cleanser of the 
day. 

1352
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,400
We're dealing with difficult. 
Times 77% of Americans look 

1353
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,480
around and say this is not the 
America I want to live in. 

1354
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,920
Our recommendation to you is use
America as an action verb. 

1355
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,680
Go out there and do the America 
you want to be in. 

1356
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:10,400
This guy is doing it, and it's 
just a reminder that sometimes 

1357
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,880
you're out for just a mountain 
bike ride, trying to enjoy the 

1358
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:18,520
beautiful territory and enormous
prehistoric monsters try to 

1359
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:23,200
block you on your path. 
So this should be fun. 

1360
00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:43,660
Come on, I got. 
To get through you. 

1361
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:54,880
That was rude. 
Are you the one I'm going to 

1362
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,480
have a problem with? 
Come on. 

1363
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:02,520
I got to get through here. 
You don't even care. 

1364
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:15,480
That's because you're enormous. 
All right, I'm going to walk my 

1365
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:22,160
bike by so it stays in between. 
Excuse me. 

1366
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:32,240
Pardon me. 
Pleasure doing business with 

1367
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:36,600
you. 
What the Hell's that, Steve? 

1368
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,760
Is this what happens when you go
out for a run in the morning? 

1369
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,400
Yeah, either. 
That or a cottonmouth tries to 

1370
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,160
attack me. 
But yeah, that's, I mean, you 

1371
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,080
didn't. 
You didn't. 

1372
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,160
I don't typically ride my bike, 
but yeah, I felt that that was 

1373
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,400
important to share information. 
It was this public service 

1374
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,800
announcement from me. 
How big is that? 

1375
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,160
Alligator that we just saw. 
Oh, those things were. 12 feet 

1376
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,040
probably. 
I mean, they had to be. 

1377
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,800
And what you have to realize 
about the alligators is that 

1378
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,320
they're almost entirely made out
of muscle and they did you see 

1379
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,400
that thing move when? 
It when it move dude when it 

1380
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,440
decided to move it went from 
statue to like prehistoric 

1381
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,120
strike engine so they're super 
aware. 

1382
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:14,960
All the time they're they're 
always in like zone red of like 

1383
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,280
looking for prey or for easy 
opportunity. 

1384
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,240
Yeah. 
Would you use your? 

1385
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:23,440
E bike to block a a 612 foot 
Gator waiting whatever the hell 

1386
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,880
that thing weighs if I don't 
have. 

1387
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,920
APBR that he can bust open for 
me and I can shotgun real quick.

1388
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,120
Yeah, I'll have to rely on my 
bike. 

1389
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,320
You're gonna have to rely on a 
bike. 

1390
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,680
That thing, it was wild. 
Oh, man, so fun. 

1391
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,520
All right, that's Florida. 
That's America for you. 

1392
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,920
That's Americans who are going 
to take this country back. 

1393
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,960
And does really does the left 
really want to go to war against

1394
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,480
the guys that are going to just 
walk by that prehistoric 

1395
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,840
monster? 
I had AI had a neighbor last 

1396
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,480
night who told me that she was 
scared of fireworks and she 

1397
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,200
didn't want to touch them 
because if anything ever went 

1398
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,320
wrong, it would go wrong for 
her. 

1399
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,720
That kind of attitude. 
I said, of course it will with 

1400
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,440
that kind of attitude. 
I think that's that's where the 

1401
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,240
nanny state political left is 
at. 

1402
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,120
Meanwhile, we got dudes 
shotgunning beers off Gators 

1403
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,320
faces and shooting off fireworks
in the street. 

1404
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:03,880
Regardless of what the 
government says, I think it's 

1405
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,960
good. 
I think we're going to be all 

1406
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,120
right. 
I I don't know, I feel like 

1407
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,280
white pilled after this week. 
Same I. 

1408
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,640
Going into a holiday weekend, 
nice to feel a little bit 

1409
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,960
refreshed, reason to smile. 
It was always enjoyable to watch

1410
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,680
the Godzilla monster play 
itself, outlet them fight. 

1411
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,960
I mean, at the very least, even 
as we have a falling, decaying 

1412
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,720
empire and it falls off the 
Cliff, like at least we'll have 

1413
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,760
this week of knowing that it was
worth the laughs. 

1414
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,160
It was worth the laugh, Steve. 
What do you got coming up on 

1415
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,760
AMRAD tomorrow? 
On American Radicals podcast, 

1416
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,520
you can find us on 
rumblerumble.com/amradpod AM 

1417
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,560
RADPOD at noon time. 
Garrett and I are going to be 

1418
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:45,520
looking at some JFK quotes 
because we were thinking about 

1419
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:49,080
how the president likes to say 
end of quote and that got me 

1420
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,280
thinking about how they JFK as 
always taught. 

1421
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,880
We're always told that will he 
be a Republican. 

1422
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,680
Now I'm like, well, let's look 
and see what he says. 

1423
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,640
He has some really good messages
and we broke some of those down 

1424
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,040
and we're going to be talking 
about them tomorrow on the 

1425
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,960
podcast And join us at noon time
on Rumble. 

1426
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,080
All right, buddy, you. 
Can follow Steve at Real Steve 

1427
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,600
Friend on Twitter. 
Let me just say in the same 

1428
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:13,520
words of the Gator evader, 
pleasure doing business with you

1429
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,200
bud, as always. 
See you next time, all right. 

1430
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,720
See you then, folks. 
Thanks for joining us today. 

1431
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,520
You can find us on 
rumble.com/kyle Serif and share 

1432
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:22,920
that thing around. 
If you guys had fun with us 

1433
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,480
today, we have a little bit of 
fun on Fridays. 

1434
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,280
We get right back into it on 
Monday morning. 

1435
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,240
Make sure you have liked this 
video by the time it is over. 

1436
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,600
Make sure you subscribe to our 
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1437
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,520
And if you want to be notified 
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1438
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,480
Eastern Time. 
That's 8:30 here in Texas, 

1439
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,120
America. 
And it's very early on the other

1440
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,880
places that we don't talk about 
because most of them have been 

1441
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,840
captured by the political left. 
It's just the way it works. 

1442
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,640
Thanks for being in the chat for
all of you out there. 

1443
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,280
I hope you had a wonderful 4th 
of July. 

1444
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,960
And I will tell you, you can 
catch another episode of me on 

1445
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,400
Dinesh D'souza's podcast. 
I am interviewing none other 

1446
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:56,200
than Ryan Mata, a friend, former
producer, The Kyle Serafin Show,

1447
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,840
and the maker of a new 
documentary called This Is 

1448
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,160
Treason. 
You guys can check that out by 

1449
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,680
going to thisistreason.com. 
And you can also check out our 

1450
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,600
interview with Ryan. 
Drop some stuff on me that I 

1451
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,960
hadn't heard before. 
Pretty powerful. 

1452
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,360
The producer for Dinesh's show 
said he thought it was a very 

1453
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,880
powerful story that Ryan put out
there. 

1454
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:14,720
So if you guys want to see some 
more Ryan Mata, check that out 

1455
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,120
on the Dinesh D'souza show. 
Otherwise, we will see you on 

1456
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,040
Monday. 
I hope you guys have a wonderful

1457
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,160
weekend. 
God bless you and we will see 

1458
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:23,440
you then. 
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1459
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:27,400
Seraphin show, streamed live 
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1460
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,680
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