Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth, because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Serif. Well, hello, my friends, and
welcome to the Kyle Serafin Show.
Today is Friday. That makes it a friendly Friday.
And we've got real Steve Friend who's going to be joining me
momentarily. We've got Garrett, o'boyle, GOB
Actual also joining us because it sounds like some people were
not paying attention for the last couple years while we were
talking. I guess it's only been like a
year and a half. But man, it feels like we've
been talking about this for a long time and we're going to be
talking about, yeah, the 1st Amendment, the fact that our FBI
doesn't care about it. We're going to give you guys
some inside baseball analysis and we're going to go over what
happened in Stillwater, OK? The other day we're also going
to try to give you a little bit of comedy.
We're going to talk about the fact that it is Good Friday.
And I know, I know I can lure this out of Garrett O'boyle.
I know I can lure out something very important, which is the
corrupt nature of our government, of men and why That
is a great reminder as we think about it that that's how we
ended up having Jesus murdered on a cross by the state, right?
We'll get into that. Let's do all that stuff in just
one second. But that's where we're going to
go today. We're going to give you some
commentary. We're going to talk a little bit
about what happened in the last couple days over around the
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here, but we might as well just bring on these characters that
I've got loaded up. Let me unmute you, Garrett, and
we'll unmute Steve and we're all on the screen here.
Now let's see. Let me get a mic check from my
friend Garrett. Hello, Happy Good Friday to you
both and to everybody listening and watching.
Why does he sound weird? Does he sound weird to you?
A little bit of an echo there, but I think that it sounded very
like omnipotent, which is appropriate for Garrett Kind.
Of kind of had like a like a echoey sound.
Is it still echoey? Yeah, it is.
I wonder if you're on the wrong mic.
I bet I could probably see that in a second here.
Let's take a look and see if you're on the wrong mic it.
Says it's my sure. MB Seven.
You know what? It sure does.
I don't know what's going on. I'll I'll I'll just step away
for a moment and reset it and see if that fixes things.
All right, fair enough. Let's bring Steve and me in the
middle here for one moment. Steve, you saw some videos that
happened out of Stillwater. OK, before we play the video,
because I want people to see it in its entirety and it's a
little bit longer than most. Set up what you saw.
Well, just before we even get into the content, I'm firmly now
in the Steve Gray camp that agents need to be wearing suits
at all times. Just the lack of professionalism
very apparent. I also, I mean I was, I was on
the fence and I, you know, I certainly never wore this suit
out in the field, especially working on the Indian
Reservation. But yeah, being a third party
flying on the wall, watching that, that dynamic is totally
screwed up. But what we saw was knock,
knock, knock, multiple agents from the FBI, we want to talk to
you. And then refusing to brandish
their credentials and insisting that they'd already done it and
they're not going to do it again, refusing to identify
themselves, which would be a violation of I guess we're going
to look through the the dialogue if we can get a copy of it.
But I was always taught, and I believe you were as well, that
you have to present your credentials and then identify
yourself upon request because you're not a secret agent.
The only restriction, and I can sort of understand, but they
should have explained was look, we're happy to show you our
credentials, but I'm going to need you to put your video down.
I can't let it be video recorded.
It's a security issue. I'll be happy though to to hand
that to you. But they just wanted to have a a
conversation with this person because they got a tip from
Facebook about them, which I think that the operation Bronze
Griffin is alive and well. The informant who works for
Facebook, providing information back to the FBI through a secret
portal that they have established in violation of your
4th Amendment rights. No.
No subpoenas necessary. No search warrants necessary.
No consent necessary. They just handed on over and
that this person didn't want to talk to them.
So good on, good on her and the tyranny continues.
There are just too many good Germans out there.
I guess we even within the rank and file, as we've been told.
Although the good men and women of the FBI, well, the ones in
Stillwater are just good jackfruit of thuds.
I see Garrett kind of holding himself back.
Send it. Just make.
It happen. Hopefully my mic issue is
resolved. There's just a no.
There's just a weird echo to it, but it doesn't make a
difference. Go ahead.
And send it, Yeah, lots of. I'm.
I'm sure the three of us will arrive to very similar
conclusions on this for me. First, like the people on the
Internet and and and hey, look, OK, I get it.
Maybe it's 'cause I have the background.
I was a cop. I was an FBI agent, But man,
people on the Internet, with their their ideas and their
presumptions and assumptions about all those clearly are
impersonators. No, they're not.
And sadly, that's typical for the FBI.
They don't know how to talk to people.
They don't know how to be recorded.
Even though it's super common, it's super common for law
enforcement interactions to be recorded in 2024.
And I saw somebody say something like, oh, are they getting
bolder? No, no, They're getting more
cowardly because you have a A, a, a, a cell phone in their face
taking video of them. They now will presume that it's
going on the Internet. And typically it does as it
should, because guess what, we still do have a Bill of Rights.
We still do have a constitution. And in this country you can
interact with law enforcement and record them and put it on
the Internet. That's completely OK because you
still have this thing called the 1st Amendment, which is why they
were there in the 1st place was to chill this woman's First
Amendment rights. And guess what?
Guess what? I was looking into this a little
bit. It sounds like this woman has
some associations with care, and I bet you her and I could not be
pulled more polar opposites when it comes to what we believe
about Israel and Gaza and Palestine and the USA.
But guess what? Her First Amendment right is
just as valid and just as important as mine.
And when the government sends the FBI, of all people, the FBI,
the most powerful intelligence, trans intelligence law
enforcement agency in the world, sends them to chill this woman's
First Amendment speech. Yeah, she should be recording
it, and so should you when they come and knock on your door.
And as an FBI agent, I don't recall ever being recorded, but
I do recall identifying myself when asked.
Every time. Because because usually if I'm
knocking on your door, I am showing you my creds right off
the bat. And sometimes, because it's not
very common for an FBI agent to show up at your house, though
the person might say, oh, hey, can I see those again?
Yes, absolutely. And you let them inspect them as
much as they want. But yeah, you don't let them
record them if you can avoid it. You don't let them take pictures
of them if you can avoid it. You're told that, like, before
you even get issued your creds, these cannot be photographed.
And and so as an FBI agent, if I'm in that encounter, yeah, I'm
not going to let you take a picture of it if I can avoid so.
But I will tell you who I am, I will leave you my name, I will
leave you by a business card. And I better be there for a damn
good reason to to begin with. And that's why they didn't want
to leave their name. That's why they didn't want to
say their name on camera, because they know they weren't
there for a good reason and they're a bunch of cowards.
All right. People have said first of all
nice, nicely done. I agree with you.
I'm, I appreciate you coming on and ranting with me.
It's nice to be able to outsource my rants because I
feel this anger as well and it's like I can feel the he's got the
the the color of rage on folks. You're not seeing this, but we
all. We all I got the red, You got
the red. There's layers here.
Jesus's blood. Y'all.
Do me a favor. I'm going to play the video
right now for folks to watch. It's a little bit long, so we're
going to go all the way through it.
Garrett, will you do me a favor and unplug and replug?
It sounds like your USB might corrupted a little bit.
So we're going to have you come back on, like, just stay there
on the connection, but see if we can get a reconnect on the
audio. We'll do the video and so people
can see this. If you haven't seen this, if
this is news to you, if you're like Kyle and Steve and Garrett,
what the heck you guys talking about?
Who's this care lady? Black woman in Stillwater.
OK. Has FBI knock on the door, has
the wherewithal to record it. She probably says more than she
needs to, but she doesn't give away anything she shouldn't.
We're going to break it down a little further on this, but I
want you guys to have the background on what we saw prior.
Then we're going to get into it and then we'll we'll give you
some ideas on how you handle these interactions because
they're actually not that hard. And I like that I'm really tiny
in the middle of you guys for some reason.
That makes me really happy. All right, Garrett, do a little.
Do ausb reset. Here we go for some audio.
Can we just move in front of the house so the dogs don't go
crazy? I need you to identify yourself
and let me take imagery of your IDs.
I'm not. Going to show you my credentials
on the. Phone.
So you said you were with the FBI.
That's correct. And why won't you show me your
credentials? I didn't let take a look at
them. I said one second, I'll be right
back. Are you going to show me your
credentials or no? Yeah, we did already so and we
identified ourselves So what we'd like to.
Do I didn't look at your credentials again?
I didn't verify them. I I told you to wait and I went
inside. OK.
That's correct. What we'd like to do is just
have a conversation with you about some social media posts
that you've made. Would you be willing to talk to
us today? About that.
No, I would not. I would like you to later talk
on with my lawyer. OK.
Do you have identification cards?
No. No.
I'll get back to you. OK.
All right. You might have your attorney
contact the FBI office in Oklahoma City.
What's the number? What are the names of the
agents? I'll Google.
It for you. So you're freezing to identify
yourselves. No, we.
Already. I didn't.
Again, I did not take a look, OK?
So the phone. Number for the FBI in Oklahoma
City is 405-290-7770. OK, and tell him that Facebook
flagged me for posts. Facebook gave us a.
Couple. Of screenshots of your.
Accounts. OK, so we no longer live in a
free country and we can't say what we want.
No, we totally do that. That's why we're not here to
arrest. Or anything like that.
Well, you can't arrest me for freedom of speech.
We live in America. Exactly.
So it's kind of weird that you want to come talk to me about me
exercising my freedom of speech. OK, so do you have a
conversation with everybody on the neighborhood?
I mean, all I've done is exercise my right as an American
citizen on a public social media platform with my personal
opinions. Correct.
OK. Most of the individuals right in
America, especially older generation right have Facebook.
Are you questioning all the citizens in America?
We we certainly. Would if we had any any sort of.
Concerns. OK, so you have concerns about
my personal opinions if you? Don't want to talk to us?
I'm definitely not going to have a talk with you well.
Thank you for your time this morning and you feel free to
reach out. To us, OK, they're so-called FBI
all. Right.
They go on to drive off in a Nissan Rogue.
There were questions like oh, is this a it's a Nissan Rogues,
like government agencies always drive American made cars.
There was this nonsense that I saw.
They did park in the driveway. Boys, we're going to bring you
both back on. Garrett.
You want to give me? A1212.
Same, same garbage. It's not better.
So that's great anyway. By the way, it was fine just
before we started the broadcast, folks.
That's what I always love about the way we do this.
Garrett jumped on, said no problems.
We don't change anything when the broadcast goes live.
So anyway is what it is. But end of the day, we got Darth
Vader. Garrett, we've got Steve,
Friend. We're Do you ever park in the
driveway when you went to go talk to people?
Never, never and. You want to talk about the
tactical issue with that? Yeah, because if the person is,
oh, well, I don't know. Let's just go back to the last
time FBI agents were killed. How about that?
Sorry. Too soon?
I don't know. But it's a it's a good case
study in it. They didn't even park in front
of the OR in the driveway there, but they walked up to the door
and got shot at through a window.
And so you're taught like day one at the police Academy, which
I know most FBI agents don't go to.
But guess what? You're also taught this at the
FBI Academy to not park in the driveway or in front of the
house. You park down the block a little
bit, across the street down the block a little bit, maybe do a
drive by to make sure you have the the address correct.
Like oh OK, it's the cream colored house on the right hand
side or whatever. And then you park and then you
walk up because you want to be using your senses as you walk up
to that door. Because if you have a an actual
concern, or honestly in this case, even that parking in the
ladies driveway, you don't have any legitimate concern of
anything. You're there because you're a
good German and you're doing what your boss told you to do
and you don't understand the 1st Amendment.
So you're going to park in a driveway, send three of you,
knock on the door, and oh, we do this all day, every day in an
effort to keep everybody safe. Oh, yeah, OK, sure.
Yeah, Safety. It's all about your safety.
Steve, do you, do you have any doubt that these are FBI
personnel without having seen credentials there?
They definitely conduct themselves in a way that you
would expect from my experience of of an FBI agent, particularly
the the female who's so uncomfortable to be there.
I don't. Was she like the intern or
something? I don't know, we thought she.
Might be in eye contact with the woman had like 1000 yard stare
because she's never actually left her cubicle in her entire
career. And I think that even that we
can comment on the the tactical mistakes and that they've made
with parking in the driveway because they don't regularly go
out and talk to people. They don't they're not out in
the field that those are considerations that they've
never really mulled over in their head.
And if you allegedly if this person is making concerning
statements online calls to violence.
I think you should probably have a little bit more precautions,
but they're not doing that because they're not tactically
minded and then they they might actually also be doing this
every day, all day long and they just want to save the the time,
right. It's like, you know if you're
trick or treating, well, just I'll, I'll hop in the car and
drive from house to house because it's far easier to, I
have no belief, knock off the numbers.
I got no belief that these people do this every day.
That seems like the classic Your name came across my desk.
This is what we do all the time. Would you interview everyone in
America? Of course, if we thought there
was a threat? Like, no, you don't.
No you don't. You haven't been out of your
desk. You were looking for a reason to
go to Wendy's. And so this stupid garbage came
up and you took either a new IA that you thought was cute or you
took a a new agent right out of Quantico and showed like this is
how we do it, this let's, let's go do a knock and talk, let's go
talk to somebody out there in the world.
I had AI had a an agent who was my supervisor who's a really
nice lady but like a complete indoor dog, former analyst, you
know the type. And one of the things that she
said to me was, but someone did something really crazy.
I can't remember what it was, but it was some weird thing.
And she goes, Kyle, you'll see when you get out there in the
world and you start talking to people like people are weird.
It's like, Hon, I'm 36 years old.
I was in the military for four years.
I've been to 40 states. I used to knock on doors for a
living and make a living at it. I used to wait tables and meet
all kinds of weirdos. I had a dude tell me that he
didn't like his steak because it tasted like meat.
I've met weird people like I did that one that was 17 years old.
Like that was the way it goes. The idea that that that FBI
agents are shocked about how the world looks makes me think that
they all live in these sterile little bubbles before they join
the Bureau, which is why we hired them at 25 years old.
Yeah, they do. They they matriculate through
private schools their entire life.
Then they go to the Ivy League, because this is the exact people
that the FBI is recruiting now. They're sort of subsumed by this
entire ideology. And and I was trying to listen
to that guy's his shtick as he's talking to her and give him the
maximum grace, maximum latitude. Because we we've talked about
before if somebody's saying something dumb online and you
know, it could be, maybe it'll behoove us to go and and make
contact with them. Be like hey man, you know what?
What do you mean by that? Just just making sure that we're
good and and that that's all we need to go through.
He might have been trying to do that, but he was not.
He was inartful in the way of doing it.
He was very uncomfortable having that conversation.
Just be upfront. Hey, we got a tip.
You don't have to say it came through Facebook because
obviously don't want to reveal sources and methods.
I guess you just did that, but you say that's why I think.
That's why I think it was an E Guardian lead.
Yeah, that's what I think so too.
It's like, oh. Facebook reported because they
don't want to out the fact that somebody is like stalking them
and that they're literally being responsive to tasking by people
on the political left or a political right in this case,
probably because this, by the way, this lady is a well, who
knows what the hell the report came from.
She's a CARES member. So that's the Council on
American Islamic Relations. She's on the board for Oklahoma
or for Oklahoma City. I can't remember where exactly,
but she's part of that board. So she's part of the sort of
outreach advocacy group for Muslims in that state, which is
not a huge number of people. So she's on somebody's radar,
somebody's hate following her on social media 100%.
But the idea that the FBI would go do tasking for them, that's
why I think they lied about it. I think that's what they said.
Facebook sent us screenshots. I don't think Facebook cares,
no. No.
And and I think that their their explanation for that was pretty,
pretty poor. And she was, I mean, we'll get
into it. How do you handle that sort of
interaction? She was actually playing up her
video. She fully intended on putting a
line she want to get her her point across, which is why she
continued talking. And she did pretty well as far
as expressing an outrage and umbrage at the infringement on
her First Amendment rights and pointing out the, the flaws and
the fact that, well, you're not going to talk to everyone around
here, right. And they were dumping up to fall
in that trap and be like, well, we would if we, if we could, if
we had the manpower and the resources, we would have an
assigned agent to every single American man.
It's so crazy. OK, hold on before Garrett
speaks. One, in the chat, if you think
that Garrett's voice is going to be fixed by him logging out and
coming back. Two in the chat, if you think
the Bureau's still got him in Darth Vader mode, one or two.
Two means that didn't get fixed and start punching that in right
now. And then I'll let Garrett start
talking. Folks, I want to throw this on
the screen here. Two things.
Number one, this is not an FBI badge.
This is a replica of an FBI badge that we used for movie
production. It's two times as big as an FBI
badge. So you can see I'm a regular
dude with a regular hand. This is how big my palm is.
The palm size badge is too big. A real FBI badge is about the
size of a half dollar. There's a lot of twos coming up
just so you guys can see this. OK, half size of this half
dollar and bigger is about where the the FBI real badge is.
And I'm going to do you another favor.
Check this out. These are Kyle Seraphin's
credentials when I had them taken from me in Albuquerque
from the Albuquerque division. OK, That's the credentials.
That's what they look like. The top of it says your name and
special agent. It has the word FBI in green
behind it. Yeah.
Apparently you're not supposed to take pictures of these
things. So you can tell how much I care
about that. Those are my cred numbers in the
top right hand corner. Those are numbers that every
agent will know. Your cred numbers.
Mine. I still remember 26662.
That was mine. The bottom has a photograph.
It has the seal. It has your signature going
north to South on the side. OK, That's what an FBI
credential looks like. And it tells you what your job
responsibilities are, which we could read out there.
But essentially what it tells you is that you have certain
duties and responsibilities as an FBI agent.
So I want you guys to see those specifically because they're not
a mystery. There are pictures of them on
the Internet. You can find them.
In fact, all the retired guys can take pictures.
They're they're not supposed to, but they do.
They're always sitting in the background and some shadow box
or some BS like that. So all these things are out
there. This is not federal law that you
can't take a picture of them. It's it's FBI policy, which I
don't really care about, Garrett.
OK, let's see if your voice is back.
He's completely silent. Even better.
You got to unmute first. Oh, maybe I need to unmute.
Go. OK, Darth Vader. 5050 Semi
Darth. Vader Come on.
The twos. The twos have it.
I apologize, but we carry on. We must.
We must we. Will until the AT&T van shows up
outside my door again and my Internet connection gets
covered. But creds cred where I don't
even remember what I was going to say.
Now, I had Darth Vader and Star Wars going on in my head, but
our credentials, they they say on there, yes, we're obligated
to do what we must do. And FBI agents just simply don't
do that anymore. And it's a shame.
And you're showing off to like this is what it boils down to,
to me. I was talking to another former
1811 FBI agent yesterday about this, and it's the First
Amendment. They don't understand the 1st
Amendment. And again, I've said it before,
you guys have heard me say it before.
I received exceptional constitutional law training at
Quantico, so I don't know where the disconnect comes.
And I don't. I mean you were before he was.
So I can't lean that too heavily because you still see it the
same way because I do say when I was police officer the doing
that date really helped to be a better FBI agent.
I'm. I'm over here like I'm clicking
things to try to make you sound. I'm clicking echo cancellations
and things and they can't get it to fix.
There's. A side note, I like the the
imagery of Kyle looking like Jiminy Cricket on our shoulders.
I think it's very. Yeah, I'm like the I'm like the
the guy that's over going like no, no, no.
Do you ever watch the Emperor in his new Groove Kids movie, David
Spade? It's really, really good.
What do you mean? Unfortunately it's fantastic.
At one point in time the the guy who's the crunk character, he's
got these two angels and devil that are like doing push ups and
stuff on his shoulders. And then at one point the devil
says something like, you know, in other words check out this.
And he starts doing like one handed push ups like upside
down. He's doing these like one handed
like handstand push ups and he's like what what does that have to
do with anything? And then the the Angel looks and
he goes, no, no, he's got a point.
That's how I feel right now. I'm sitting on your shoulders.
I got a point. I will go.
I will go the wrong direction. Yeah, actually, people are
correct. It sounds like you're talking
into a fan, Garrett. That's what it sounds like.
It sounds like you're doing like the child.
Darth Vader. We can't solve it.
I didn't go. I didn't have to go to a police
Academy to know what the 1st Amendment meant.
Maybe because I was a grown up. Maybe because I know that if we
can't talk and express ourselves freely then we're screwed, then
there is no freedom in America. That's the fundamental first
freedom and I continue to tell people this, but the FB is
caveats maybe, maybe. Steve, you've seen this caveat.
Let's discuss the caveat and why they think that.
Just saying, look we don't start investigations based on the 1st
Amendment. Look at these First Amendment
based investigations we're going to do.
I don't, I don't understand is that just government or is that
is there the question is this is it nefarious or is it is it, is
it intentional? I mean, is it, is it, is it
accidental, just, you know, bad conduct or or you know what I'm
saying? I think that they they really
comes down to the fact that we're the FB one, we can do
whatever we want and the the caveat has multiple purposes.
There's the right reason and the real reason, the right reason is
the chief law enforcement agency for the federal government
should not be investigating First Amendment protected
activity because it's First Amendment constitutionally
protected activity. But the real reason is that it
gives the director a get out of jail free card when he goes to
testify and he gets accused of his agency violating that
caveat. And he just says, well, we don't
do that because we have the caveat.
We actually put it on the paper. So you know that that's good
enough and they they lean on that like a a crutch.
But they 100% open up First Amendment investigations and
then they find the workarounds, which is something that I was
hammering on when I was in Tennessee this week.
That they will find someone who says something that they find
inappropriate or is engaging in activities that they deemed to
be problematic. Like, I don't know going to
mass, particularly Latin Mass, because that's associated and
affiliated with other beliefs that they think are are
problematic, but First Amendment protected.
Like, you know, saying I think that abortion is murder.
Well, we need to investigate you because we don't like that.
So what are we going to do? Oh, what's our workaround?
We'll say that your religious beliefs, which are protected,
but they're refracted through, I don't know, white supremacy.
OK, now we have racially motivated, violent extremism and
we're that's the real reason. And that's a predicated
ideology, which is to say that it doesn't mean it's a crime
even though you're you're literally protected under the
First Amendment in being a white supremacist in the country.
Yes, I I repeat this over and over again.
It's like one of those things that I just want to beat the
drum home people, if you're listening to this, you have an
American right to be an asshole. You probably shouldn't.
It sucks. We don't want to be around you,
but you have a right to that. And then it is our job as free
thinking people to debunk your terrible ideas and say, you know
what? No, all the things you're saying
are wrong. There's plenty of like, black
people in the military that are awesome human beings that are
doing a great job. There are plenty of neighbors
that will give the shirt off their back because like, it has
nothing to do with skin color. Welcome to America.
You're the you're the problem. But you have to be able to say
those stupid ideas. This is the issue with the the
the idea of a social compact. And we were taught we had this
social compact between the people and their government, and
the government exists to protect our rights.
Well, we actually have a social compact as a society between
people and nobody thinks about that.
And you can be a jerk in our society.
You can be a flat out racist and say some abhorrent things, but
there needs to be a shame factor associated with that.
But now, as a society, we can't, sort of.
We can't shame you that that's terrible.
We can't make you feel bad. We have to give you a
participation trophy. So how do we confront somebody
who's a jerk? Well, we call the government
duck and have them go investigate them.
But we've put the government on jerk patrol.
Listen, that's. Pretty much.
The only answer to all of this stuff.
I know you guys will agree with me, but I'll give you a chance
to to to reflect on it. You can't speak to the FBI if
they come to your door. You cannot.
You can't talk to them. You just say thank you so much.
Listen, if they don't have a business card, they get
reimbursed for business cards. That means they don't want to
have a business card. I have 250 business cards from
the Albuquerque field office from my Las Cruces assignment in
my garage right now because I didn't get a chance to hand them
all out, but I went through like 100 of them in a few months
because I gave them out to anybody that wanted it.
It's like, oh, you want to talk to me?
Here you go. Yeah, you can call me.
That's my desk line. It's paid for by you, the
taxpayer. I serve at that.
Pleasure. My job is public service or
public servants or being of public service.
Like what? What on earth are these people
trying to hide from? And you know what?
You give somebody a business card.
You show them credentials, whether they can take a picture
or not. You're like, look, you can take
a picture. You can post my freaking work
address all you want. My cell phone's right on there.
The government will give me a new cell phone.
I don't care. Do whatever you want.
Go ahead, Garrett. Yeah.
I mean, I I imagine Steve also has a similar take on it like
and and and look, there are other FBI agents currently in
the FBI who also have a similar take.
And I would say that most FBI agents until relatively recently
probably had this similar take. Oh, you want my business card?
Sure. And maybe you're going to field
calls from some crazy person for a couple weeks.
Eventually they'll move on to somebody else.
They'll start going to the DE as office or whatever.
Like it's it kind of comes with the territory and I I just I go
back to the video for a moment and Gray shirt guy definitely
FBI agent clearly doesn't know how to talk to people.
Red shirt guy maybe an FBI agent maybe ATFO maybe because he was
able to talk a little bit better but he still had that FBI twang.
You know like I'm better than you.
I'm talking down to you. Yeah, we will investigate every
neighbor because I don't care about your freedom of speech.
And then the analyst or whatever she was as as well there, but
but also with with that, with the the woman who was recording,
you could kind of hear it in her voice a a little shaky, a little
like scared. I think it is how it came across
to me. That's intentional.
That's why they're sending three people to your door to talk
about your First Amendment rights.
They want to intimidate you. There's no crime here.
That's why we're not here to arrest you today.
They said that. I mean, they told her that.
So if the FBI has come into your door and my first advice would
be don't talk to them. If if you are inclined, like
this woman, to talk a little bit, that's fine too.
Invoke your 5th Amendment right. Don't answer their questions.
Have them answer your questions. Yep, I'm into that.
Too. If they refuse to answer your
questions, just keep recording them and tell them to leave that
they're not welcome there. They didn't have a warrant.
We're not here to arrest you. OK, then record like that woman
did and be bold. And yes, it is difficult.
The three of us know that first hand.
It's difficult to get up in front of Congress.
It's difficult to be made destitute.
It's difficult to start a podcast in a trailer after
selling your home in New Mexico. These things are hard, yes, but
you must be bold. You must be brave.
You must be courageous. That doesn't mean you're not
going to have fear. But while we're still, while
it's hanging on by a thread, the government is still allegedly by
you and for you. So you have to stand for your
rights. You have to know your rights.
That's part in part what the three of us trying to do with
our podcast and whatnot, we try to show you, hey, this is the
First Amendment. We try to break these things
down a little bit, hopefully like you're not getting
elsewhere because what other three FBI, former FBI agents are
doing podcasts trying to help people understand their rights
better? Because it's Steve and I have
talked about before, and I'm sure Kyle heard it too, as an
agent, but definitely as police officers.
I couldn't tell you how many times I've.
I've heard. I know my rights, man.
No, you actually don't. And that is intentional, too.
The government has done that intentionally.
They don't teach you these things.
You have to go seek them out and learn them because they don't
want you to know your rights. They want you to think you do
and to to jam you up. And that's what these FBI agents
are trying to do here over First Amendment protected speech.
Most likely. We haven't seen the post, but
you're parking in the driveway. They're not agitated or alerted
until she starts recording them what she can do.
So why are you there? 1st Amendment protected activity
is the most likely scenario. Here, it's also really easy to
just go like, here's the deal. My creds, by my policy, which
will cause problems for me, cannot be photographed.
That's what. That's the instructions that I
operate under. I am more than willing to give
you as much time as you want to examine them in person.
And I will give you a business card and you can photograph that
to your heart's content. You will know who I am.
You will know why I'm here. I will give you the phone number
because I came prepared because I'm a professional.
I'm here selling something and what I'm selling is, would you
mind talking to me? I'm a person that is trying to
look out for this thing. There is a an issue that has
been highlighted by either one of your neighbors, which is most
likely or some Facebook program that we have that says that
you've made a threat in communication.
But here's the real problem. They already said you're not
here because you committed a crime, which would be 18 USC 875
Interstate threats or 871 threats against the president.
And there was that was some speculation online whether those
were. If that's not the case, what the
F are you doing there, dudes? And lady lady who silently
stands there who wants to be Dana Scully?
She doesn't have the red hair. Steve, deep breath.
Go. If you are there having this
conversation and I I do think that there is a role to play
where you can just sort of feel the person out.
I, I I don't have necessarily have a problem with that.
But the mindset of well what they did was technically legal
or or but it might have been near the edge.
Well that's legal then that should be left alone.
We need to make the decision. But you need to be very clear
and you should not you should not be hesitant or refused to
give your name because you don't have to have credentials for
that. You can just say yeah, my name
is Steve. Last name friend like best
friend. Hey he got a friend in the FBI
Now I've got some rapport building here.
Right. I don't know why they were so
resistant. There.
I wouldn't trust you if you said that to me.
Other than the well because you have a triple digit IQ, but
most. People, let me throw this out
there too, 'cause this is super easy.
This is this is something that literally happened.
I got somebody reported to me on the weekend I was the duty
agent, and in comes the call Kyle, we got a possible threat
to life. That's the one that they use,
right? I love that one threat to be
handled within 24 hours. It's a it's a TTL, and the post
was online and it said something to the mayor of a tiny little
town. I think it was in Deming, if my
memory serves, and that and the post was essentially this Mr.
Mayor, blah, blah, blah, you've been doing all these corrupt
things. I don't like you.
Everything about you is things that I don't like.
I don't like your jerk off name. I don't like your jerk off face.
I don't like your jerk off attitude.
You know, whatever the Lebowski routine.
And he said I'm coming for you, which was ominous.
And so the mayor called the person in the FBI and said,
somebody said they're coming for me.
And he's a he's a known angry guy.
He's angry. And so it comes to me and I go,
OK, so I call the mayor guy up and I go, what's up Mr. Mayor
dude? And he says this guy said he
doesn't like my jerk off name and my jerk off face and he
doesn't like my jerk off attitude and he doesn't like me.
He called me a jerk off and he said he's coming for me.
And I said all right, fair enough.
I think I understand the the entirety of the situation here.
So then I called the guy and I go, hey man, you're saying
things online. I don't want to drive out to
Deming and I don't want to bother.
You just got a quick question. You said this.
Would you mind giving me any context about it so I can either
put this to bed or consider this to be a real threat over
Interstate communications? This is a potential violation of
875, but it doesn't sound like it to me.
Tell me what you meant. And he said I'm running for
mayor in November. I'm coming for his job.
And I said thank you for your time.
Good luck in your election. Kachink.
The end No case opened. One phone call, context, and
then the second phone call. Here's what's going on.
Why? Because I actually care about
people's ability to express themselves, including in
hyperbolic speech. It's very simple.
It doesn't take a whole lot. I want to show you guys another
video. You guys haven't seen this one
yet either. So stand by and watch another
FBI agent weirdly shaking hands with some dude at a door tells
you how scared he was of this thing and this threat,
especially from Tom Burger with the FBI.
How are you? Is Miss Anderson here?
She's not. She's not alone.
I was hoping to see if I could have a couple of minutes of her
time. Sorry.
OK. And she's at work.
Is there a chance I can make an arrangement to come back and?
Talk to her or. What's it about?
It's about the Baton Rouge subject.
Yeah, so it's about the Baton Rouge subject.
What happened is she posted a picture of a dude who was in a
mug shot who's the Super muscular looking black dude
who's sitting there with no shirt on for some reason in like
a jail cell. And he was accused of doing some
sort of crime and then he was let out and he was let out
without bail or something to that effect.
But essentially the statement was the the the issue at play
was the lady said, I really hope what he gets what he deserves,
which is a pretty reasonable sentiment in America because the
guy had done some horrific crime or at least he allegedly had
done some of that. So there's that dude looking.
I want to talk to you about your post.
Really. This is what we're funding.
You guys could do just like a coin toss, whoever wants to.
Is this what we're funding now we're going to go check in on?
This the police state, Kyle. I mean, you and Steve helped out
with that movie and we're in it. This is how it it begins.
I would say, and I know people will disagree, but I would say,
and even considering what's happened to all of us, I would
still say we are in the early stages of a totalitarian,
dictatorial start to a country. This is how it begins.
First, they're going to attack your speech and try to quiet
you. The people who don't stay quiet,
well, they're going to get thrown in the gulag or they're
first. And two, they're going to get
purged from the government that this is how it goes.
Look at history. This is how it goes every single
time. Toe the line, the line that we
made, the line that we created, or else, oh, I don't like your
posts. I don't like what you have to
say. I don't like your religion.
I don't like that you like babies.
I don't like that you don't wave that LGBTQ plus flag.
I don't like these things. And as government we now worship
those things and that's our line.
And if you can't get behind that line, well see ya.
And soon it will be hand. Well, in some cases it already
is handcuffs and prison sentences.
How did Garrett just go from echoey to not echoey?
The AT&T van must have drove away.
I'm not touching anything. Neither am I I don't either.
I just had myself. Now you're back to the echo.
It's perfect. Why not?
I had myself muted and that was that was all I did.
Man, it's so goofy. OK, so I got the.
Context of Carry on. So the the light and transient
comment that I hope he gets what he deserves is enough for a
federal agent to knock on your door?
Yep, I'm just reminded that what was it?
A week or two ago, the FBI said that someone was going to be
brought back to receive his just Dessert because they didn't know
that desserts have two s s 2S might have.
You know, so the same thing that the FBI was doing on its social
media accounts that they want to go talk to this person about,
which lends me to believe that this person was already under
some sort of watch and that had their person and now they're
just going to try to find their crime or violation that they
could justify having their person.
Watch because they have problematic beliefs like I don't
know, believing in in law enforcement or believing that
you know you should reap what you sow.
And if he's totally innocent, I hope he gets what he deserves
like a walk outside that that could easily be construed that
way. But that to me is I think that
this is we're seeing the end result here.
There's I don't think that it was a a tip that came in just on
that. I would bet you that there's
already an assessment on this person and they're just trying
to justify having it open because hey, file reviews
coming, man. We got to say we did something
for for the next 90 days. Go do a knock and talk.
Go knock it out. Or you have to get X number of
interviews, you're a new agent and you need to go check off
like 9 witness interviews or whatever subject interviews and
that. You can call this a subject
because it's an E Guardian lead. Garrett, I'm going to give you
one last word on this. Then I'm going to go and we'll
do a quick sponsor read and then I'm going to pivot to the other
stupid things that are going on in this country because my my
mother used to always complain to me that the Friendly Friday
is when we just stay on one topic and we just talk about
inside baseball. She doesn't get any news, so I
got some news, but we'll we'll we'll cover down some news
commentary too. But go ahead bud, last thing for
me is. I also had a a threat to life
that really just stands out in my mind and it's kind of it's
funny too and it's I remember it was a Sunday my and I'm new.
I'm like really new like I'm training so my field agent comes
with me and some other agent she called into the office also came
with us to this. So we get called in my boss is
there and she's like all spun up and it's a it's a tweet that
came that that the the the time frame had had already passed.
So in the tweet they like tweeted at Georgetown University
and said something like like like conspiracy theory stuff
like release the files on JFK Junior or something along on
this EIA and like send me a box of steakums or and then there
there was like an ominous like bomb threat or something
steakums. Steakums.
Yeah, you know, like the. Frozen the, the freezer aisle
like thin. I think it was steakums.
It was something like that, Hot Pockets steakums, some something
very like when I read it, I was like, oh dude, this is clearly a
joke and I'm thinking we're going to wrap this up and
everybody's going to go home, right?
No, no, that's not what happened.
It was. You guys need to drive out there
in this, this town. It was like 2 1/2, three hours
away to the east and all. All of us pile in any view car
and we drive out there and we don't have a good address.
We don't have a good phone number of the time frame of the
alleged Bob Bomb threat was already over.
So clearly it wasn't a true threat.
And honestly, once you found out that the tweet came from
somewhere in Kansas, not even close to Georgetown University,
once you surmise the 'cause, this person probably doesn't
have the capability to know how expertise for anything to
actually go into the sub station, like underground
portions of Georgetown to blow it up.
Probably they don't have the ability to do that.
Oh, in other words, it's not considered a true.
Threat as is defined under the the case law that sort of
dictates what we can actually investigate under these types of
things. And so, you know, eventually.
I'm like, let's just go to the police on the way there.
Let's go to the police station. We do.
Guess what? It's a small town.
They like know the kid, you know, so and they're like, Oh
yeah, he he. Loves steakhams.
And also, he's probably high. Yeah, and so like.
You know, we we go he. Of course, we didn't have a good
address, but the Police Department did.
Oh, yeah, I know where they live.
We go over there. Not there.
Mom's there. Oh, he's at work.
So we go talk to him at work. And his kid is like scared.
You know, I I'm surprised he didn't crap his pants and the
the entire time thinking we could have just called the PD
and told him to go talk to him but no.
So then Fast forward to Monday or Tuesday like the following
week because this was a weekend I end up going and talking to
the AUSA and this was came in as a guardian too And I like, I'm
like I already got it in my mind it's over it's done.
It's closed. I'm just doing this as a
courtesy. This AUSA like was adamant that
we pressed forward and I was like, I already told them like
this is done. Like I'm not, I'm not going to
be moving forward on this. And she's like, well then you
need to tell him that if he does anything in the next three
years, we're we're going to arrest.
And I'm thinking like, lady, you're crazy for one, like this
is not a true threat. And for two why are you, why
would you go after this case but not like the, you know, complex,
you know, fraud of a business that was like millions of
dollars of money or whatever, or or or.
Maxine Waters, who said that she wanted to go and attack people
where they were at or all the other kind of insanity, You
know, Nancy Pelosi, like you're allowed to have hyperbolic
speech in America. Let's not belabor it too much
longer other than don't talk to the feds.
If they come to you, be polite and tell them to leave and ask
for a business card. Let them know that you'll be in
touch. If they don't know the field
office phone number, that doesn't mean they're not feds.
That just means they're dumb feds, which are many people.
There are many people out there who don't know anything and they
don't have any professionalism because it's the first time
they've come out of their office and they have no idea that they
were going to talk to a speaking, thinking, human being
that is not going to behave exactly like the simulator or
like the scenario that they're most familiar with.
I will, I will leave you guys with this sort of thought on
this particular topic. I was regularly accused of
cheating or gaming out the scenarios at Quantico because
they would throw what they thought was a curveball by some,
you know, actor. We all know that they do these
sort of like these role players. They would.
They would throw a curveball and then I.
Would hit the. Curveball out of the park
because it's really easy, because I used to literally wait
tables with people in multiple states who say the weirdest
things you've ever heard. If you've ever been someone
who's been worked in the food service industry, people while
eating in public are the strangest human beings.
Even you yourself are strange when you go do it.
My dad tells women that his name is their name.
People do weird things in restaurants.
It's performative and strange. But I dealt with that for a
living for years and years. And so when people would do
weird things to me, I'd be like, oh, that's fine.
I had a person ask me one time for a gun, Should I have a gun?
And I was like, yeah, I'm going to give you 2 guns, actually.
And they were like, really? And I'm like, yeah, I'm going to
attach them to FBI agents. They're going to be in the
restaurant with you. And they were like, you cheated.
It's like, no, I didn't. I just said yes because I'm a
sales guy. I understand how people talk.
And you're retards. I don't know why you're
retarded, but we need to bring this back.
We need to stop. Maybe we could make that our our
chair. Forget the defund or the defang.
The FBI. What if we just said make the
FBI less retarded. That would be good.
OK, let me let me go to Speaking of that.
All right. Let me go to what's going on in
the world is getting retarded people things are getting
stupider as you guys see the FBI is banging on your door.
They certainly could. You need to prep for times of
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The number for patriots.com slash Kyle.
That's how they know that we sent you.
If you redirect through the slash Kyle part of it, then they
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repair. You can decide to see what
happens. Check it out.
Tom Segura says you do that, you're going to do 20 to life.
That's not a good idea. Or go to
somewherelike4patriots.com/kyle. Get yourself prepped with some
emergency calories. Make sure that you have a safe
buffer zone so that you can sit there and go.
Everybody is doing crazy things. I'm going to have some of
Grandma's oatmeal. I'm going to have some of this
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a meal. In the military, they always
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That gives you a moment to pause.
You can have a little pity party for yourself.
You can feel bad about what's going on.
But then you can regroup. You can go on a full belly and
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Let me throw this on the screen here because this is funny.
This was the the lead story from CNN.
I refuse to not cover some of the stuff.
So here it is. CNN giving it to us.
Just giving us the straight dope.
Biden pokes fun at Trump who runs a strange campaign.
Apparently Donald Trump is running a strange campaign.
Do you think that his strange campaign has anything to do with
the fact that he has multiple federal cases that he's dealing
with and multiple state cases? And then, of course I was like,
well, who wrote this stupid article?
Here it is. Donald Trump is the ringmaster
of multiple sideshows as Joe Biden cranks up the pace of his
re election bid. This is written by my favorite a
guy who I could literally do an entire podcast on.
It's Steven Collinson over at CNN.
And the thing that just stuck me was this.
And I'll let the guys reflect on this.
All I had to do was type in Joe Biden basement campaign and I
got this from the Washington Post.
Go figure. Joe Biden spent much of his
general election in the basement and now his aides ponder a very
public inaugurates. You remember how that worked
out. Also, the fact that we're
talking about how there are GAGOP mega donors worried about
what does it mean? They raised $25 million at Radio
City Music Hall last night. I'm going to give the boys a
little video to react to. This is the very serious
campaign that Joe Biden is running.
It involves celebrities, which is why Fox News is making a
point about it. Celebrities like this very
portly heavyset Lady Radio City Music.
We got 3 presidents in the building tonight.
That sounds like a poo poo. Poo.
Poo for me to everybody you Hey, all right.
So the comment that I saw on. Social media was imagine paying
$250,000 to go and not even being able to go snorkeling with
the whale. I guess that Lady is the whale.
Was she making fun of Joe Biden's stutter there?
Steve friend was that was happening.
I don't know man. I'm.
Just thinking. That the presidents she's
probably. Standing in front of the
whitest. Crowd ever.
And trying to get them to just clap their hands in some sort of
rhythm is a real challenge, which maybe to cut her off.
That's why she stuttered. I like the the Biden is going to
crank up his campaigns. He probably thinks that he's
going to be, like, cranky, like that.
That's that's where he didn't know what that meant.
Is there anybody? I'll just be more cantankerous
than normal. I'll tell the guy I could do
more push ups than you more often than that to show how
virile I am. Even though I show up with my
hands like I'm, you know, a scared skier with my poles at
the side. And I'm not going to move, I'm
just going to go down in a snow plow position down the Bunny
hill. Can we agree that that's the
corn, Julio? When he does this, when he's
standing there and he's like, he's not a Beavis and butt head.
Consumer, but I went and looked at it and you can't Unsee it
Once you see it, once you've seen it, you cannot.
Unsee it. He's 100%.
He's 100% doing the Beavis routine.
He's looking for TP for his bunghole constantly.
That's what the skier poles things are.
Do you think anybody there even knew who let this lady Lizo.
Lizo, Lizo. Why is it go get go, Garrett.
I don't know. I know.
It's Easter season, but we're not going to be nice.
Don't. Don't worry about it.
That video made me think. Of Old Testament many many
tekeluf arson comes from Daniel five.
It means numbered, numbered, way divided.
Daniel was able to decipher that for the king because the
handwriting on the wall a hand appeared and wrote.
Many, many tackle you first and on the wall.
And that very night, even though Daniel was saying, Hey, here's
another warning to you, O king, turn away from your wickedness,
O king they. Were sacked that night and.
Overthrown. And this is where we are as a
nation. Lizzo up there singing for
whatever you call that for Joe Biden and Barack Obama and Bill
Clinton. Many, many tackle you.
Farson. And I, I really don't know how
else to look at it at this point, that that's what I think
right there, because that's what was happening in
Nebuchadnezzar's ballroom. He had his own ballroom and they
were partying just like that and they were sacked and overthrown
that very night. I'm not saying we're going to be
overthrown tonight, but but look around look at the China threat.
Look at the border. Look what's happening with your
federal law enforcement and in some cases your local law
enforcement. We, I mean am I hopeful?
Well, I'm long. I'm long on America and I don't
know how long it's going to take.
I pray for the future. This is why we do this.
It's we. We all have little kids and it's
and we got corn holio running the show.
You can't Unsee it. Once you've seen it, you it's
it's not something you can Unsee like I I I'm a little.
Shorter on the country than Garrett having sat in Can we
agree that we're long on Americans?
We're long on Americans, but we're maybe not long on America
as it stands right now. This, this corrupted state.
Is that accurate? Yeah.
Yeah, Yeah. I love.
Americans, Americans are the. Best people in the world all the
time. But we've got Americans come up
with that comparison. To Cornholio.
So we have brilliant, significant intellectual I'm
just going to keep throwing it up there.
It's. So it's my route them towards.
The right avenues I should have made that the thumbnail for the.
Day I love Cornhulio. I love Cornhulio Biden.
I love that we have comedy, that we're like, hey, we're in a
death. We're in a fight to the death
for the survival of our nation and our way of life.
And in the meantime, like, we're laughing at this 'cause that's
still funny. It's still funny.
It's still so good. It's so, so crazy.
We also have, like, complete loonies out there.
Steve, you went to Tennessee this week.
You had a fantastic trip there. You got to meet this guy.
I know it wasn't about this, but let me play this little thing.
Apparently we're channeling the 70s, but like with like dollar
store versions of 70s orators. What's this dude all about?
This guy is this is Justin Pearson talking about his
concern about defunding historically black colleges and
universities. Let's just put this up on this.
I'll just throw them for a second, then I'll give you your
your experience being in that room we are now seeking to.
Dismantle the entire board for the only black HBCU public HBCU
in our state. This is wrong and immoral.
This perpetuates the racism of previous generations into
legislation. Today.
The University of Tennessee, a predominantly white institution,
and the states other land grant university did in fact get its
full state funding each year. Some years the University of
Tennessee even got more than its required funding levels.
But Tennessee State University was denied those resources.
And because they were denied the resources, there weren't
problems that occurred. But he said the word.
Morals. Really.
Weirdly, I don't know why that made me.
It reminded me of a North Korean propaganda film that I saw one
time where they were like they were like the peoples of of
North Korea. And they say words weirdly when
they when they have communism in their heart, I think.
Anyway, what What was it like being in that room?
Dude, he he's a showman. His background, I think he went
to like the University of Maine like, which is possibly more
white than that audience was watching Joe Biden and Lizzo the
other night. Whitest thing wears A kente
cloth when he's not at the mic. He wears the the black KN 95
mask at all times as he walks around.
And he he wasn't even part of the subcommittee that I was in
front of. But he just like what?
He just makes the rounds constantly.
He's part of this group of the Tennessee 3 who are outnumbered
significantly. So they really don't have
institutional power other than they just bring a lot of
attention and then they make the the squishy Republicans that who
are part of the the Tennessee House and Tennessee Senate even
squishier and they get scared the whole thing man.
I'll tell you what the couple takeaways we are we're we're
grownups who are still voting for student council president
and the guy who says no homework on Friday wins.
You get there. It's the dumbest stuff possible
They have. Their offices are on floor 4-5
and six and seven. Tell me about the fat.
Hold on, tell me about. The fat lady.
Oh yeah. Well, so.
My, my, my favorite Gloria. Gloria was the one who was
tweeting while I was testifying in front of her.
She's one of the Tennessee three.
Yeah, just show how what percentage hold on what.
Percentage of the Tennessee 3 by weight is she, oh, 85 percent
85. Percent carry OK, continue
that's. Kind of like me, like I'm 80. 5%
of the weight of the suspendables we actually we
actually balance. You out?
Better we we actually balance you out.
Better. I'm almost £200, even though I'm
not tall. Steve is much lighter.
Between the two of you're like 50% of the suspendables of the
three of us. At least I'll give you that
legit Garrett. She's 6. 465 all right, she's
over £300 just because of the her height and she wears these
like orthotic shoes to to maneuver around, but most of the
time she's riding a Rascal scooter to get through the
capitol. She's She's literally the lady.
That's like knocking shit over at Walmart on the on the Rascal
scooter. She's the lady that's like
slowly blocking everybody as she's like because they didn't
charge it all the way and it wasn't ready for a gargantuan
like Amazonian obese person. She needs like the, like the.
Propulsion jets of Baron, Her. Her Conan from the From the Dune
series. You know what she needs.
She needs. A Kyle Seraphin style dad to
rewire her Rascal scooter with more power like I did for my
kids. I showed you guys that video,
but I took a 6 Volt little scooter thing that that was like
a little quad for my kiddo and I powered it to 20 volts off my
DeWalt and then he like he he wheelied and he flipped himself
on it and we just laughed at him because that's what you do, this
lady. Anyway, she's huge.
OK, Steve, sorry, I didn't mean to derail you, but I wanted to
pull out the enormousness of this woman only because there's
that, there's that meme. Have you guys seen the meme?
And it's like this enormously obese fat lady that says, you
know, you don't respect my opinion because I'm fat.
And then it's like the Nordic guy and he's like, yes.
That's me. That's actually me.
If anybody thinks otherwise, if you guys are in the chat and you
think that I'm not that guy, that's exactly like when people
start talking to me. I'm thinking, is this person
going to die while we're talking?
Like, is it? Is this going to last very long?
They're going to run out of steam because they're going to
run out of air. I'm going to end up doing
compressions if I stick here long enough.
I got to get out of here. Steve Wren, continue on with the
with Without the Hate. Go ahead.
Well, I'm just just simple things that.
You're like man, these are supposed to be our leaders right
the the the, the best amongst us who are calling the shots.
Certainly they've got control on things.
So I mentioned they have their offices are on these these
floors of the building. Well that's apparently a big
deal. So the the really conservative
Republicans are on the 4th floor because the leadership doesn't
like them. So they put them next to this
woman and the other Tennessee 3. So all the Democrats like that.
The handful of Democrats and the very conservative Republicans
are on the 4th floor, which is supposed to be an insult to
them. And the higher you go up in the
floors is supposed to be more of more acclaim and more esteem.
And that's apparently really important at the Tennessee State
House, like what floor your office is on.
This is the level of intellectual bandwidth that we
have to deal with. And as you go into the the
hearings, the Moms Demand Action and all these like far leftists
will be there, but not for any particular legislation.
They just show up just to show up and they all have the the
it's the worst people on earth, right.
It's the white liberal woman and they all wear matching T-shirts
and then they bring their beta male husband along with them and
he's wearing AT shirt that says Moms Demand Action.
Naturally, why don't these guys just give the?
Moms, the action they're looking for, man, these women are asking
for action. Come on dude, start like are we
having this much confusion in America?
If you give mom's action, then they will be fine.
Do your job. They they Heckle while you're.
There. So I while I was speaking, while
Paul Vaughn was speaking, they were like snapping and saying
like nasty stuff to us and the Republicans who theoretically
have control of the room and a Sergeant in arms are so beta
male that they don't even say like knock it off or I'm going
to have you escorted out. They they they don't say.
They just allow it to happen. And then the people who like
this Gloria woman who has a relationship with these Moms
Demand Action in these in these crazy communists, they'll text
her things to ask during the hearing because they they
they're having a conversation behind the scenes.
Ask what city he worked in. Yeah, ask where he worked.
They were. Trying to prove that I wasn't an
FBI agent. Thank you.
He worked in. Jacksonville, for the record.
I mean, I reclaim my time. I.
Reclaim My Time Steve, did you work in Jacksonville?
Did you actually work for the FBI?
Yes. Yes, recovering.
But yes, I I did work for the FBI.
It's so weird almost a decade. It's not not like I have any
subject matter expertise which is what the the pushback was.
They're like what do you even know what what sort of
information are you bringing to us.
I don't understand what it is that you're telling us.
So there's there's a problem. We backed the blue here and
because that's what this. Is, but I will say this.
There there was one Democrat who who was a who was a black man.
And when I said, you know, look, they're they're targeting
Christians in churches, like his eyes got really broad.
And then I talked about the Newburgh Four and he was like,
wait what? And I thought for a second that
I might have just pulled over somebody to the other side.
I might have convinced somebody in a two party system to vote
with the other side, which would be a freaking miracle.
And then the Republicans were like, yeah, we're going to roll
this another week. Can you rework the language on
this? We're not really comfortable
with making a statement. We don't really want to do
anything to the. FBI Here's Here's what's crazy.
Couple things #1 the FBI are not police.
So that was. Something that should have,
probably. Been said really early on in
this particular podcast, but the FBI are not police, They're
federal agents, so they're not police.
That's Part 1, #2. The things that we are talking
about are not partisan as as Garrett accurately stated
earlier, if this lady from CARE who disagrees with.
Every. Single thing that we think about
America is not. Able to have her.
Thoughts is not able to express whatever her dislikes are.
Then we're all screwed because you have to allow the people
that you don't agree with to speak.
You have to let them speak. You can ridicule them
afterwards, but if you're going to send the FBI to go out there
and investigate them, we should have absolutely massive
bipartisan support on the FBI should not be policing speech.
But for whatever reason, the left is on board with it right
up to the point when it starts going out there, the alligator
doesn't eat you last. The FBI alligator will eat all
of us at once and keeps doing it.
Yeah, it's. You've mentioned this.
I think on Amrad 12 Eastern Saturdays, no big deal that that
we are like ACL attorneys from like the 90s.
And it it it actually kind of blows my mind because Kyle, you
Steve me. There are, I know there are
others out there too where it's like I don't understand how
people on the left and people on the right to some degree too.
How they don't understand how sacred the 1st Amendment
actually is because it doesn't just give you the right to
speak. It also gives you the right to
to stay quiet. That's part of your First
Amendment right too and it also gives the people you disagree
with the right to speak. That's the only way we can move
forward. It's like Steve's story here
about this, this black guy, Democrat on the other side,
seeing his eyes get big. That is why the 1st Amendment is
so powerful. Yes, it is very, very rare to
sway somebody to the other side. It takes time.
It takes them being open and willing and having an open heart
and critical thinking and to to actually absorb what you're
saying, not to just attack because I think you're on the
other side of me. And how many times have we been
slandered or defamed about, Oh, they're just Republican right
wing political hacks. No, actually we're not.
As as I've said many times, James 417, I put it into my
written appeal, which of course died as we knew it would.
But for for him, who knows the right thing to do and fails to
do it for him, it is sin. As FBI agents, we all
independently came to the same conclusion.
This is wrong. This is wrong.
That is wrong. This is wrong.
People need to know these things.
My supervisors aren't listening, and they know it's wrong too,
because they've pulled me to my face.
It's wrong. Now what can?
I do well the. FBI is, is, is DOA.
So, oh, I can go to Congress. So I'm going to go there.
And you know, we see how that has gone too.
It's been many, many, many, many, many months for all of us
now and nothing has really changed.
But but it it's, it doesn't have anything to do with politics.
It has everything to do with your rights, this woman's
rights, and people who disagree with her their rights too.
The federal government should not be coming and knocking on
your door for speech. It just yeah, it blows my
freaking mind. Meanwhile, they actually are
trying. To police this, I'm going to tie
this back into something kind of funny because it is the end of
the week we're going into a. Serious you.
Know the next couple days are kind of serious.
My daughter came down and told me that she was going to stay up
and keep track of the Easter Bunny and I had a discussion
about where we have eggs and bunnies and why the Roman Empire
and the Looper Cal. And that's how I talked to my 6
year old. I let her know that, you know,
Christianity adopted the symbols of the Roman Empire and the
symbols of fertility and talked about how instead of fertility
they talked about a new life. So we had that already.
But they're not. Just trying to come.
After and police speech, they actually want to enforce insane
speech. So let's have some fun.
This is a person called Brianna Titone or Titone or Titoni.
I don't know. It's a it's a dude in a dress
and a feminine dude at that who is apparently the either speaker
Pro Tem or the temporary speaker, the acting speaker of
the Colorado State House. You guys ready for some fun?
Cuz what's funnier than a dude in a dress doing politics?
For me, that's pretty close to the top level of comedy,
especially when regular dudes are also in the room and they're
not having it because that's not how they roll representative.
De Graf. Hold on, I'm.
Going to do that one more time, just close your.
Eyes, and listen to that voice and you tell me if you can guess
if it's a. Man or a woman?
Close your eyes, all right. Garrett's got his eyes.
I love that Garrett actually closed his eyes.
What a guy. OK, Steve, you close your eyes
too. Let's do this.
Like, let's do this like kindergarten.
Heads up, 7UP, here we go. Man or woman, here we go.
In the chat, Representative De. Graf.
Thank you Mr. Chair, I'd like to.
It's Madam Chair. Thank you.
I'd like to move house.
I'd like to move J-067 to House Bill 1430 and.
Ask that it be properly displayed.
Representative Degrasse. You are disrespectful.
Excuse me, It's ma'am. It is, ma'am.
I can call. Wait, what?
Excuse me, it's ma'am. It is, ma'am.
I can call the police if you'd like me.
To you need to settle down. You need to settle down and mind
your business. OK.
Yes, ma'am. Once.
Again, ma'am, I said. Both of you?
No. You said, Sir.
Once again, it's ma'am. Why you are Sir?
Well, you're so angry. I didn't realize that Gloria
from Tennessee. You'd like to shop at the
convenience store. That's very Gloria.
Looking. Maybe you should have called
her, Sir. Yeah.
What is going on in this country?
They want to enforce certain craziness and then they want to
stop you from speaking. It's that's that's what tyranny
looks like. That is the police state.
It's it's funny in that sense, but it's it's deadly serious.
These people are crazy and they're doing it to kids, right?
That's the that's the worst part.
I actually got one more video for you guys just to watch
because I found this. This is a woman out of She's a
representative from Vermont saying something equally crazy,
and she's trying, She's appealing.
It's always these emotional appeals, and they only land with
women and weak dudes who don't know what's what, who go out
there and serve, you know, requests to ask questions.
But here's this lady doing the same thing.
She's trying to shame everybody. I'm unshameable at this point
and right there in that seat. We had a a conservative
Republican woman who came to talk about her experience trying
to raise her trans kid and what it felt like for her to sit in
this body and have members of her own party try to treat her
as if she were somehow doing damage to her, her child, by
simply trying to hold her for all that she was.
I don't believe that you think. You're doing real damage, but
I'm telling you, you are. This is not how we should be.
Spending our time. We should be spending our time
uplifting Americans, alleviating suffering, letting Americans
know that we believe in them and we support them.
And that's why we're going to cut off their.
Genitals and that's why we're going to inject them with cross
sex hormones and sterilize them forever.
If you guys did not listen to our interview yesterday with
Eitan Heim, I highly encourage you to go back and see that
that's the cost, is that you are sterilizing children, that you
are making children unable to live full and happy lives.
And luckily we have people like, like Doctor Heim who are paying
attention to it and have called it out.
We need more of that. We need less of that crazy lady
from Vermont, less of the emotion.
This is one of the reasons why I think women in politics are a
problem. Just going to throw it out
there. I just, I'm not moved by this
woman. I'm like, oh, you're you're I'm
not going to take out the trash, like, I'm not going to do what
you said. Your shrill voice has turned me
off, and it's always the same. It's the worst people in
America, as Steve Frett likes to say.
Why are they? Why do they?
Why are they running the show right now, Steve?
Have men just given up? Yes, I think that there's too
much. Of that we were sort of in our
group chat. We sometimes, like Garrett
thematically leads us into a biblical direction and we were
talking about the Garden of Eden and I was like, you know, Eve
really screwed us all up here. And I was like, no, no, Adam was
not there. He was the the sports pro of the
day. He was probably messing with
his, his March Madness bracket when the serpent came in and was
just wasn't paying attention. No, he was like he was like he
was. Like babe, babe, babe, check
this thing out. This lizard actually grows the
tail back when he pulled off, I'm going to call it, you know,
whatever. He was naming all the things and
Eve was like, we could have the power of God by eating this
apple and no good and evil. It's silly to to kind of play
that game. But men are distracted by things
and women are like, well, someone's got to be in charge.
Might as well be me. I have terrible ideas.
Let's see how many of them I can get on them.
It's. I know.
I think people be like, oh, well, what are these guys?
You know, they're just fashion women.
No, no. Couldn't be further from the
truth. Actually, we love women.
I'm surrounded by a woman and a bunch of people, Little girls
who will be women someday. I love them more than anything.
I love them more than any other creation piece of God's
creation. You know why?
Because they're the most special, the most beautiful, the
most amazing. But we live in a fallen world.
So once even Adam left the Garden, it became disastrous.
And I, I, I actually am going to lean on my lovely wife Heidi,
who tells me all the time when she hears a woman like Kyle just
played or when she hears about what a Jennifer Moore has done
to us or like a Deena Perkins that we found out about in
November. And the list goes on and on and
on and on. And I just saw like FBI Boston
tweet something with their SAC and I and I was like, oh, no
ring on the finger. Big shocker.
These people, these these women have bought the lie of the world
that women can be men, women can be equal to men.
Women's suffrage started when Adam and Eve left the garden.
When God told Eve your desire will be for your husband, but he
will rule over you. And it doesn't mean rule with an
iron fist, because we learn later in God's word that the
husband is to love their wife as Christ loved the church.
What does that mean? It means we are to be willing to
sacrifice literally everything lay down our life for our wife.
I mean I would say lay down our life for our children.
And also Jesus said who has greater love than the one who
lays down his life for his friend.
So by the way, Garrett, this is how we know that.
You were not the person in that Project Veritas interview that I
tweeted out the the other day. Steve Friend was accurately
appointing it. You can't go 2 minutes without
making a scriptural reference. There's no chance you could have
done that interview. That's the funniest thing in the
world. You're spot on.
I see folks in the chat, they're like, hey, please clarify.
We're not talking about all women.
Of course we're not talking about all women.
We're talking about that woman. We're talking about that awful,
horrible woman who inhabits many bodies.
My wife thinks they're all possessed by Lilith, which is
amazing because my wife grew up without religion in her life,
and now she's sitting there and she's looking and she was like,
this is evil, This is not how people react.
People don't do this without external forces pushing on them.
And it's not good for that woman, like that Lady sitting
there in the black suit pretending to be like a dude and
giving a power, talk of emotion. Not, not good for her.
Her life is unhappy. She's lacking normal boundaries
and she doesn't. I guarantee you she doesn't have
a man that she feels trust in that is going to lay down his
life and say I will die for you. Like, even if it's just pushing
you out of the way because a bus is coming, which any of us would
do in a heartbeat, because that's what has to happen.
If she has a husband, he. Puts the mom's demand action
T-shirt on and sits there like a This is why.
This is why I'm. Bringing that up.
That's why we're bringing this thing up, because it continues
to be the it's the worst people who are the least socially
acclimated to Western society and American values that are the
ones that are trying to drive this train.
And there's not that many of them.
Go meet your neighbors. There's far less than there's
more neighbors that are doing the sports bracket, like you
just said, worried about March Madness or dudes that are
pulling, you know, apparently it's not lizard, it's
salamanders. Whatever.
Pulling amphibian tails off and watching them grow back, because
that's what dudes do. Like doing whatever it is that
like young boys that grow into young men and then grow into
real men. Like looking around going like,
oh, I'm like really interested in this.
Like I talked to the doctor the other day.
He was really interested in guns.
He was talking about thermal scopes and trying to blow up a
pig, stuffing it with Tannerite. We're trying to stuff Pigs Full
of Tannerite and and make our wife laugh.
And these ladies are out there going like, well, there's
obviously people doing something else.
Like I might as well take over the reins of power and try to.
It's man. And then they got these
sycophantic dudes for me to slide into.
The the the seat of power. That's right.
It's so awful and gross. Anyway final reflections.
You got this shirt you got the blood of Christ on you're you're
you've got multi layers Garrett. You go first.
I'll give you Steve. I'll give you the last word.
Yeah, I got some layers. So I I started working on a you
you guys probably saw I I re released my My Good Friday.
I heard you mention it recently to Cal my My Good Friday sub
stack post from last year. It's my favorite one and I
started working on a new one yesterday and so some of this
stuff has been on my mind but I'm going to I'm going to take
us back a little bit to earlier in in Easter week and in in John
12 starting in verse 37. The sub sub heading in my Bible
is the unbelief of the people. So we're just a few days out.
This has got to be a very stressful, ominous time for
Christ as he's he's heading to the cross.
He had just raised Lazarus within the, you know, within a
couple days of of this happening.
And it says when Jesus had said these things, he departed and
hid himself from them. Though he had done so, though he
had done so many signs before them, they still did not believe
in him so that the word spoken by the prophet Isaiah might be
fulfilled. Lord, who has believed what he
heard from us? And to whom has the arm of the
Lord been revealed? Therefore they could not
believe. For again Isaiah said, He has
blinded their eyes and hardened their heart, lest they see with
their eyes and understand with their heart and turn and I would
heal them. Isaiah said these things because
he saw his glory and spoke of him.
Nevertheless, many even of the authorities believed in him.
But for fear of the Pharisees, they did not confess it, so that
they would not be put out of the synagogue.
For they loved the glory that comes from man, for they loved
the glory that comes from man more than the glory that comes
from God and. That right there.
Loving the glory that comes from man.
Is the problem we have. In this country is why those FBI
agents are showing up at that woman's door for First Amendment
protected speech. It's why everything is coming
off the rails. Because people love the glory
that comes from man. And so in this Easter season, I
say turn to the cross, Turn to Christ.
Believe on him. Recognize that you are a Sinner.
Repent of your sins. Recognize the truth of the
cross, the death, burial, and resurrection of Christ.
That's all I got. It's.
Something that I reflected. I was pissed earlier because I I
realized what was going on and I made a post earlier this week
that got seen couple 100,000 times and it was essentially
this. We are dealing with a corrupt
government of men. Men have always been fallen
creatures and the story of the crucifixion is as much a story
of human corruption as it is about God's salvation.
It it was pointing out because it doesn't happen without a
corrupt government that's unwilling to take the the
principled stand. It's people that are willing to
go along to get along. It's the Judases of CHS.
He's willing to work with the corrupt authorities.
The authorities are threatened by things that are outside of
their capabilities because they couldn't control it.
There's a lot of like fallen men that are involved in that story
and the more you read it, the more you realize it's people who
let down other people and just turns out that person was God
also Incarnate. Incredible stuff.
Anyway it's just it's a it's a heavy time of year and I
remember and and the more you the more you think about it
especially in the in in the instance of seeing how fallen
our our government authorities are.
We're just we're just witnessing just a very small version of
that everybody's been seeing it for a long time.
All right Steve friend final thoughts.
You've had a big week travel. What do you got, man?
Give me. The give me the follow.
Of Garrett. That's that's great.
I appreciate that very much, Kyle.
You're welcome. You know, Christmas is supposed
to be like, you know, at a commercial level, they would
say, oh, it's a family time. It's time to be around family.
And they they they take the Christ out of Christmas.
You don't really get that from Easter.
But going into this Easter weekend, let me direct it to I I
was at the state Capitol in Tennessee this week.
I saw how people were about themselves to a great extent and
just want to reflect that. The best friends that I have and
have ever had in my life are on this this podcast with me right
now and I'm just grateful that I have you guys in my life at this
time of year, which is is I think is more important than
than Christmas is. So appreciate you guys being on
with me today on this and we'll hopefully take it on into the
next year. I love it.
That's a tough. Act to follow too you.
Guys are my favorite there. I I joined the FBI to try to
find a tribe of people that believed in the things I did and
I had to leave the FBI to find it.
So that's kind of a dark realization that should tell you
exactly where we're at right now.
Follow Steve at Real Steve Friend on Twitter if you guys
want more aggressive takes dismantling the FBI narrative in
real time as they tweet garbage. He he reads the case and tells
you what's going on. So that's at real Steve Friend.
You can find him real under score Steve Friend on True
social. And Garrett Boyle is GOB.
That's GOB. Actual GOB.
Actual everywhere on all social medias.
Gentlemen, I love both of you guys and I appreciate what
you've done and what we're going to do.
And I hope you guys have a lovely Easter with your
families. I know we'll be in touch.
Happy Easter, all right. Let's shut this down.
Let's get rid of the Darth Vader voices.
Those are my two favorite people.
This is what the FBI was supposed to be.
This is what the FBI is not. This is why the FBI should be
defanged and shut down. You guys were giving you the
tools. Hopefully that it is of value to
you share this information with your with your friends, anybody
who wants to clip this stuff out, especially the small forms
on how to handle the stuff and what you're seeing.
And I just had a quick question. The guys will get in the chat
and tell you guys about Amarat tomorrow, if it's coming on or
not. I also want to let you guys know
that my friend Alpha Luna is going to be on.
He's going to be on Tim's culture war probably very
shortly right now. And let me show you a little
something from that. This is my buddy Alfa Luna's
pictures that he posted on Twitter.
He's now called me and talked to me about it.
The Quad s s that we've talked about here being searched by
government authorities. He's a former cop.
He's been given congressional awards for excellent service.
He is listed as a domestic terrorist by the by the TSA.
That's an internal watch list, That Quad S thing.
The Quiet Skies program. You guys know about that?
And why is he being covered down like that?
Because of tweets. Because he said he was a Marine
and he would fight and die for this country and then he would
bleed for it. That should bother you.
That should bother you in a big, big, big way.
And one of the things that he did, which is a fun little joke
he's got, that TSA inspection shows that the TSA went through
his bag, the top of his bag. He placed the US Constitution
just to remind those clowns who probably have a high school
education but don't actually remember the civics lessons that
we all were supposed to learn in the high school.
The most important thing you could have learned in high
school, which is that the US Constitution should be the
guidelines for your federal service.
These folks, he just gave him a little reminder and he put the
US Constitution on the top of this thing.
So that's a picture right there of him opening up his bag,
seeing that they searched his bags and they had to put it
right next to the US Constitution.
Just a little, a little kind of jab at this corrupt and evil
government of men. It is what it is.
It's unfortunate. That's where we're at.
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Looks like the this is the white one.
This is the one you can buy. 3 for 30.
This is the one that you can buy that you can't buy.
You have to earn it and you got to do something.
And you will. And some of you guys will get
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Doesn't help me at all. One way or another, we're just
out there trying to keep these guys in diaper money.
The end of the day. Oh, I didn't even do a five star
review. You know what the five star
review is That I love my friends and you guys are the best.
You guys are the best audience. Hope you have a a happy, happy,
joyous Easter season as we go. Roll right into it, remember
what it's about and then be ready to celebrate on Sunday.
I'm sure I will see text messages of He is risen, which
is what happens. We'll see you guys again.
God bless all of you. We'll see you on Monday.
Have a blessed, safe and holy weekend till then.
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