Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Hello my friends and welcome to
the Kyle Serving Show. It is Friday, a friendly Friday
on February the 6th. No Botox, no producer, just one
guy sitting behind a desk and his buddy talking about how
ridiculous the world we live in is.
Today I'm going to be joined by Steve Friend, who is my friend.
He recently had a mishap with a female Florida driver.
I want to know what that was all about.
I kind of teased it out yesterday on accident and we'll
talk about that. We'll talk about a whole bunch
of stuff today. We're going to talk about pipe
bomber updates. Blaze has a new article out.
Of course it's on Friday. We'll discuss the Friday drops.
I'm getting a little sick of those things as well.
Donald Trump digging himself into a hole, went to a National
Prayer breakfast, called his friend or called a a friend of
this program a moron. I don't think that's what Jesus
wanted from you. I don't pretend to be an expert,
but I do go to church and I've never heard anybody called a
moron at church. Maybe that's what we're missing.
Who knows? I've got some stuff about
Epstein. I've got some things about guns
in Pakistan, while the United States government is telling you
that your Second Amendment is not necessary.
Got a couple things from Axios which we don't always cover, but
apparently Donald Trump reads first thing every morning.
So I want to see what the heck they're talking about.
And then the weirdest and the scariest and the strangest
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I just wanted to show you because I sometimes I'm a gear
guy all the time. I'm a gear guy in reality.
Here we go. right, so it wouldn't be
friendly Friday if we didn't have a friend and we do have a
friend recently back from getting smacked around by some
sort of some sort of Fender Bender situation.
Steve, what are you doing, man? What are you, how you, how are
you driving in Florida with these ladies out there?
Are they iguana ladies? I'm currently vehicle list
because I have a vehicle that formerly had a trunk and then it
exploded on me yesterday on the Interstate.
But you, you were right. You called it.
OK, so just so people say I almost want to put the the
picture on that I could probably RIP it off our our chat stream.
But I saw the picture that you said.
Can I, can I bring it up, send it?
OK, you explain what happened. I'm going to go grab the picture
because why not? Like we're we're a family show
here. Driving my eldest to school, we
were on the Interstate getting ready to exit off and just
sudden stop coming towards that exit.
And then the vehicle behind me wound up swerved into the
shoulder and then the Jeep behind that vehicle wound up
coming up into the backseat of my car almost.
And thank God he didn't. My son was actually OK and he
was actually kind of distracted. He was watching a video about
the Ninja Turtle movie from the 1990s.
So I was kind of happy with that.
And also he got to see me sort of like go into action mode, you
know, when there's something traumatic.
I didn't do the whole like, panic like the driver behind me
did where she was dry heaving and crying uncontrollably.
Afterwards. I was just kind of like Iceman
and got us off and ripped the door open, make sure he was OK.
And then he was like, am I going to be late for school?
And then he went to school and told everybody that he had a
near death experience so maybe got out of some homework.
He there's a picture of the driver too, isn't there?
Like the female driver? I feel like I have that too.
So anyway that that's the the passenger or the non passenger
intrusion, but that's not a that's not a great situation
there. No, it exploded quite a bit of
our belongings. Is that your new car by the way?
Did you just buy that? Yeah, yeah, sure did.
Can't win for losing Steve, friend.
At least you got all your back. Pain that we don't have
inflation anymore out of the current administration because
I'm sure my payout for the insurance company will get me
exactly back to where I was. Well, I I almost played that you
can't park there. I was going to do that last
night, but I actually forgot that we had a that is.
The Jeep behind me if you're watching here in the very upper
right hand corner of that why does she.
Stay in the middle of the road. It was disabled so I believe she
was at quite a bit of ramming speed when she made contact with
the back of our car. Yeah, that.
I mean the back of the car is is definitely FT that is FUBAR.
It peeled it open, but thank God for crumble zones I guess.
That rear windshield probably exploded all over your kiddo.
Sure, exploded, but the back seat was completely intact.
That was the most surprising thing.
They always say like you have the safest player part of the
car is the back seat and that's where the kids need to be, not
in the front seat because the airbags will take their head off
or something like that. Her airbag is deployed and my
son's just kind of like hanging out there.
I mean he was strapped in, was fine, not a scratch on him.
Now to be fair, if you were driving what I drive then she
would have just been underneath your vehicle and you would have
to get a new bumper. Then there would have been a
fatality though. But not your fatality you're not
responsible for. People's poor.
Driving and her. Silver Linings we would didn't.
You say that like that, that she was not actually the the nearest
car behind you. She was the second nearest car
because somebody else actually managed to avoid you.
Yeah, the the car, the vehicle that managed to avoid us was
driving a vehicle like yours, which probably would have been a
big problem if they had made contact, But they swerved off
into the shoulder. And then she came up behind
because I'm sure she was really like paying attention to the
road at 19 years old and not listening to Taylor Swift or
something. Yeah, so big truck dived off
into the into the grass area there, saved your vehicle.
What what kind of make is that? Is that a Nissan?
Mine is a Toyota. Toyota All right, so there you
go. Let's let's give credit, let's
give credit where it's due. Toyota keeping the the young
friend, the next generation of friends safe.
All right, so I got a bunch of dumb stuff that I want to talk
about. The first one I want to do.
Let's just dive into the main story of the day, 'cause like,
why not? Steve?
I feel like this has been a traumatic week for some reason.
There's just been a lot of there's more stupid than usual.
Am I? Am I wrong in thinking that?
My vehicle just exploded so it's been a pretty traumatic week.
OK, here's why this this lady is giving like a summary of what's
going on. First of all, the story is, is
that Tom Massey is a moron and it was said at a prayer
breakfast, which really bothers me on every level.
And then some other stuff that was dropped at the prayer
breakfast is actually worse than that story.
Let's start with the inconsistencies.
Here's a woman who I don't think is a MAGA lady and I, she's
probably a Lib if we're being honest.
And you, you give me an assessment afterwards, she's
doing the sort of 2024 MAGA during the campaign versus 2026
MAGA today. And why I think so many people
that are independents that voted transactionally and said Donald
Trump's the best option are not feeling really great about
watching other people kind of change their their brain chip.
Here she goes the. Hammer of Justice is coming for
Epstein's friends. Are you still talking about
Jeffrey Epstein? I don't believe anything the
government tells me. Question everything.
The government said it. Why would they lie?
What are you brainwashed or something?
We're getting justice for COVID tyranny.
Trump is partnering with Pfizer 5D chess.
I'm voting for the peace president bombing the Middle
East and Africa, blowing up boats and regime change in
Venezuela. This is what I voted for.
The deep state and technocrats are running scared here.
Open AI and other big tech firms are only getting hundreds of
millions worth of government contracts because they love me
in America and want to protect us.
The Democrats want socialism. the US government is taking
stakes in private companies. We may get stimulus checks,
farmer bailouts, Daddy's home. Hate speech is still free
speech. Whoa.
Hate speech against people I like is not free speech.
The Democrats are going to destroy this country with
reckless spending and debt. If you don't support reckless
spending and debt, you're a Democrat.
The Democrats are waging war on the Constitution.
Are you still talking about the Constitution?
My liberty is obviously more important than your safety
papers, please. Of course my safety is more
important than your liberty. If your principles change based
on who's in power and what they do, you're not living in
principle or freedom, you're living in a cult. 1 popular cult
talking point is Kamala would have been worse.
And yet if Kamala had one, many magus would be up in arms about
many of the same violations they're excusing from Trump.
That said, many Trump voters have since withdrawn their
support in light of all the broken promises.
Flagrant. And then she goes on and goes
like, it's really good that they did this thing, right.
It's really admirable that they're able to withdraw their
support after this. It's like everybody voted this
guy, you know, win, lose or draw and said no matter what he does,
it's great. The the thing that's actually
the most Trump thing, which is I just put on the screen here for
your for your win. Read this real quick.
Trump wants Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him
in funding deal with Schumer, sources say.
It goes on to like, basically quote some sources saying that
Donald Trump is negotiating with Chuck Schumer and says, like,
I'm willing to give you the funding on the things that you
want, that I'm willing to sort of like make the Republicans
cave to it. As long as you name Penn Station
in New York and you name Dulles Airport, Trump Airport.
Like that's the actual Donald Trump.
I expect king of the trolls in any case, the what do you make
of the brain chip? What do you make of the the swap
where we're now giving we're we're giving up ground on 2nd
amendment. We're giving up ground on 1st
amendment. We heard that for a while with
Pam Bondi. We're changing now the tune on
immigration. I've got some more on that in a
second as well. Like all these things keep, they
keep getting traded out and like no one seems to have a the
memory beyond a goldfish. I'm glad she actually pointed to
the the defense. You say, well, but Kamala,
right. And I don't give that level of
forgiveness. But it is interesting because
for those people who voted for Donald Trump, let's say in the
last election, 2024, and it was transactional nature, like you
like me saying like, all right, don't like everybody.
I don't think that this is the panacea, but we'll vote for this
guy because we want Steve Baker to get his pardon.
And he did. So really, if you got the one
thing that was really important to you, isn't everything else
just gravy? But at the same time, like you
have to do an honest assessment and you have to say like, these
things are objectively good that are objectively bad.
And that doesn't make you a bad person.
That doesn't make you a lack loyalty.
It just means that you have discernment.
You have discrimination when it comes to analyzing the facts
that are on the ground, the battlefield conditions, and you
contrast that with the people that are like ride or die.
That's my president, that's my quarterback, and whatever he
says now is the most important thing.
I'm a couch cushion. The last person that sat on me
leaves the impression. Couch cushion.
Why do you sneak that stuff in on me when I'm not ready to sit
there? I just pictured like that, sort
of like that seed impression of the butt cheeks on the on the
couch. Yeah.
I I just want people to hold. I want to hold people to their
own word. And it doesn't seem unfair to
me. If you say.
Something can I hold you to it? Like isn't that reasonable?
I give you agency. I say you had principal, you
said some things. There was somebody online that
responded to me this morning and said I'm sick of treating.
I'm I'm sick of trying to pretend like Donald Trump had
all those powers. It's like a student body
president. I'm pretty confident the
president of the United States actually has more power than the
student body president that you often reference, I think.
Yes, but he, he's not supposed to have the level of power that
it's bestowed on him by the way our current government operates,
which is a problem. I think that we are now electing
A dictator every four years and saying like, oh, well,
everything's good now because it's my guy.
And I'm just going to shut down my critical thought because it's
my guy who said things that I liked during the campaign and
then didn't follow through with the any of the problems.
Or if he did, it was just like a certain number of them.
But then all the big promises we haven't seen or we've seen them
in such small amounts that we don't buy into the hype.
And I'm also then reminded of like the 2016 Trump version.
I mean, the guy was out there and the the story that I
remember that it kind of just like fell by the wayside was
that in the very end of the primary when it was Donald
Trump, Ted Cruz and John Kasich, because my dad's a postman,
right? And Kasich refused to get out of
the way. And Kasich apparently was trying
to get an angle for the vice president slot.
That's why he stayed in there. And what was reported that I
remember reading, because it was just so out there and it was so
on brand for Trump that I couldn't help but believe it was
that Donald Trump said, OK, Kasich, if you are the vice
president, I will put you in charge of domestic policy and
foreign policy. And I'll just focus on making
America great again because he's the brand guy.
He's the guy who wants to put his name on Penn Station, right?
He doesn't really care what the deal is.
Does he actually want his name on Penn Station?
I mean. That is his hometown, I have no
reason to dispute that. He talked about seeing his name
in print as being like this indelible experience for the
first time. And he's been chasing that
dragon for the last 50 years since then.
Weird. I.
Also, I hate people in our chat this morning who tried to inform
me, they said Kyle, just so you know, a quarterback is a sports
ball player. Yes, I'm aware.
I tried to keep it kind of like one O 1.
I didn't say like, you know, shooting guard, 'cause I don't
know what a shooting. Guard is.
You're right, you guys. Thought it was like a Pew Pew.
Yeah, no. That's definitely outside.
OK, So let's do let's do a quick little like montage reminder.
This is the I played this yesterday, but you weren't on
the show yesterday, Steve. This is a, this is a Donald
Trump rally in June of 2024. So the MAGA 24 versus 26.
This is why I'm going to continue to make the claims that
I didn't say this stuff. He did.
I just want him to do what he said.
I give people agency. If you say something like I will
be like, oh, well, you have the ability to not say it and you
chose to say it. So why don't you do the thing
you said or say, listen, I tried and I can't.
Don't act like I didn't just hear you say that a few minutes
ago. Here we go.
That is not it. That is something else.
Here we go. That is not it either.
Wait, why is it? Oh no, somehow there it goes.
All right, our our buttons weren't working.
That wasn't on my end. That was buttons.
I literally hit the video button and it went to chat.
Go figure. But this thing allows millions
of people. I really did.
I hit the right button and it it got me.
This allows. Millions of people into our
country. Joe Biden's order is pro
invasion, pro child trafficking, pro women trafficking, pro human
trafficking, pro drug dealers. And in all it's really, they
bring death and they bring destruction into our country.
It's really pro illegal immigration.
It's it's great for illegal immigration.
On day one, I will seal the border.
I will stop the invasion and we will begin the largest domestic
deportation operation in the history of our country.
I have no choice. OK, so that was that was in 24
on the campaign trail. This was in April of last year,
less than a year ago. Here he was doing a pep rally.
This is Michigan. I'm only playing these.
They're short people. Here we go, Democrats.
Have vowed mass invasion and mass migration.
We are delivering mass deportation and it's happening
very fast. All right, so we're on the same
page. That was a promise, yes.
And I believe the quota that he set was 1,000,000 deportations
for a year, so not nearly enough.
That doesn't sound like mass deportations to me.
I'm watching our. Chat and they said the border is
closed So what do you get if you get 50% of the questions right
or you do 50% of the things you say What what grade is that?
That's a. Failing grade, it's a 50%.
Just checking, trying to stay consistent here, but I.
Think that the order of operations I gave.
Him AC minus, I rounded up to AC minus.
I'm like the kind of guy that like I can't fail you, you
because apparently we're not allowed to fail you because
university already took your money.
So we're going to give you a grade of AC minus and just say
that you suck. Yeah, you're a.
California student. Got it.
Listen. He's redefined the terms and and
look again, not not Kyle Seraphin doing this.
Donald Trump went out. I don't know why he keeps doing
these interviews with these groups.
He went and did an interview with NBC.
Did you watch some of the clips? I saw some.
Of the clips and he just is chasing that approval man.
He's never been able to it's the same thing as putting his name
in print, right? He Pines for that.
That is his white whale. That's his Moby Dick is to have
the liberal communist media mainstream.
If it's New York Times, Washington Post, ABC, NBC to
say, you know what, that Trump guy, he's pretty good and all he
has to do is wait for the next Republican.
Then they're going to say this guy isn't as bad as that's it,
honest. To God, you just have to wait
until the next person is a Nazi. So he and then they'll do back
in the same thing they did on on George Bush.
Whereas like George Bush, we, we, we remember a time when
Republicans were reasonable. Meanwhile they were calling him
literally hit roll at the same time.
OK, here he is talking about his shift on immigration.
And, and kudos to the NBC journalist who's actually asking
the questions because he's trying to get to the answer.
Trump tends to like, you know, gloss over stuff.
This is this is his words, not mine.
So I want to be clear because it sounds like there is a shift in
immigration enforcement here that there's going to be a shift
after Minneapolis. What should Americans expect
going forward? Well, one.
Thing I said to my people, you know, we do a good job.
We don't get credit. I say they have to ask and they
have to say please when a city is going to ask or the governor,
I don't want to go and force ourselves into a city even if
their numbers are terrible. Like for instance, I got a call
from Jeff Landry, governor of Louisiana.
He said we have a big problem. Could you go in and help us with
with, well, let's see, certain sections, I mean to be honest
with you, certain sections of the state beyond their famous
beautiful city. Certain sections of the state we
have done not only in New Orleans, we've done a really
great job in Louisiana, but I was called, I want to be called
Chicago. We could solve the Chicago
crime. Well, on that question.
Where Which cities are you headed to next?
We have 5 cities that we're looking at very strongly, but we
want to be invited. We will sometimes call the
governors. Are they things like?
Chicago. Philadelphia.
Are these the cities we could? Straighten out the crime in
Chicago. We've already brought it down
25% just by being there. We could have Chicago be a safe
city, just like DC is a safe city, just like all of these
places that we've gone to. And I look forward, You know, I
didn't campaign on that. I campaigned on law and order,
but I didn't think I'd be going into individual cities and
making them safe. Anything.
What? Do you think about that?
He's doing halfway effort of what needs to be done.
He's basically fence sitting at this point.
This is the problem. You have two legitimate options.
I'm not saying that they're optimal.
I'm just saying that that's what the battlefield conditions are,
right? One is boot to throat.
You're going to go in and have the optics of being the
dictator, right? I'm coming in with all my forces
and we're bringing it down. You want to do the Aaron
Stevenson Caesar Emperor version of Donald Trump that you're
going to be billed as no matter what you do.
Just, you know, for all intents and purposes, the second option
is we just see the territory. We let the neo Confederates have
those States and we say, OK, we're a different country now,
but that includes things like, I mean, all the things.
So you don't get to have any federal presence of ICE, but you
also don't get to have any Department of Agriculture or
Department of Veterans affairs or department of the interior or
individual Social Security payments or Medicare or
Medicaid. Every single thing.
We're just going to have a different country now.
All right, we'll we'll have a divorce.
We're not paying alimony or child support, clean bill.
But instead what you're going to get is, well, we're trying to
work things out in couples counseling and they they want
to, my wife wants to trans the kids and can send our four O 1K
to Somalia. But we're trying to work things
out and that is going to be the worst option.
Why don't we just send it to Haiti?
I see other Republicans pivoting as well.
And, and this goes to my central argument.
I think it upsets people that listen to this sometimes, but
the central argument is really straightforward to me.
Rhinos are conservatives. If I was a Republican, I would
be a Republican in name only because I have different
principles than what Republicans are.
Republicans don't prove to me that they're conservative.
There's no political right in this country.
And that's how I get people like this guy Mike Dewine, who's the
governor of of Ohio, and he's talking about we really need the
Haitians. I recall a campaign song that
was epic about eating dogs and cats.
Whether it was true or not, it was a jam.
It was an absolute banger. You know, the guy planned that
and and it was all just remixed. Donald Trump talking about
eating the dogs and cats. Now we're talking about what we
really need them here because they're helping.
We need slave labor because that's what keeps our economy
going. Consensus for that, I think
we're, you know, we start losing people as when we're looking at
people who are working hard every day.
The Haitians in Springfield are are are one example of that
under, under temporary protected status.
They're here legally and they're working.
And what the employers have told me time and time again is we
hired patients year 2-3 years ago, frankly, because we
couldn't fill these jobs. And Springfield is actually, I
look and put my governor's hat on now, from the point of view
of economic development, Springfield has been moving
forward. Springfield is coming back.
Part of the reason they've been able to come back is because of
these Haitians who are there. They're not only working, but of
course they're spending money in the community.
There's been businesses started, restaurants have started.
And if we lose all those, if they lose temporary protected
status, then they no longer can work and the companies can't
employ them. That's a blow to the economy.
That's a blow to the state. And if you look at Ohio's
growth, just one more statistic, if you look at Ohio's growth in
the last few years, over half that growth, growth has come
from immigrants who are here and they're working and they're
helping the economy grow and helping us and.
These are basically. America first just means that
the the budget lines are all healthy.
It's just a spreadsheet, right, where we just check off and make
sure that if, if, if numbers are good, then everything's good.
Doesn't matter who gets them the.
Governor of Ohio who was a contributor to the global
vaccine poem writing sonnets to the COVID vax That guy.
Did we ever get did we ever get retribution for COVID tyranny?
I I heard that in the list of of things that were going to.
Happen, No, it hasn't arrived yet, but just wait 6 to 8 months
more and maybe we'll see that over the horizon.
Mike Dewine who's laying out and I mean, we don't need a 13th
amendment anymore. I mean, that's make America
constitutional again, like slavery.
That's fine, we'll go back to that.
So you're going to message slavery is a good thing, well
done Mike Dewine. And then on top of that, pull
the veil down and reveal the real reason why most
Republicans, not the rhinos, not the Richard Gere officer and a
gentleman. I have nowhere else to go types
but the actual Republicans who were mid 90s Democrats were in
favor of the border invasion the entire time Because post
coronavirus where we said you know what sounds like a good
idea? We could push pause on a global
economy and tell people to stay home and stay safe and not go to
their non essential job they used to feed their family and
pay their mortgage. That sounds like a great idea.
Well, what we really need now is to juice our economy again.
We need to get it ramped back up so 3040 or 50 million illegal
aliens have, regardless of whether or not they want to fold
into the melting pot. That's a lot of shoppers at
Walmart. That'll be a really good thing
for our economy, which is why we are not going to get the mass
deportations as long as you have the actual Republicans in power.
Here's what I think. An actual Republican says this
is Maria Salazar. She is Florida's 27th district.
She's the congresswoman there and she's pretty and she doesn't
want you taking the domestic illegal servants.
But don't. Touch the nannies or the
gardeners or the ones who are picking up the jalapeno Peppers
or the oranges or the berries or the ones in the dairy houses.
Come on, those people are helping us eat better, Cheaper
homes, cheaper vegetables and better fruits.
So those are the ones that we are trying to give a dignified
status. Amnesty coming in.
How long? Steve I.
Think it's already here, right? I mean, we're, we're going to go
with a softer touch. We're already doing the Tom
Holman. Tom Holman, how many jalapeno?
Peppers do you eat in the friend household?
None. We.
Only eat almonds. Why did she say that The
jalapeno Peppers like like. She's got to do the I speak
English as a second language thing because I want to be very
sympathetic to our non American, non citizen, 13th Amendment
violative neighbors who are picking the cotton here.
And then when, you know, when, when they are brought into the
fold, then we can just send over thermonuclear weapons and get
involved in Russia. Because that's what she's also
said, that she wants to go full scale war in Russia.
Nothing for nothing. Mark Levin and Lindsey Graham
are flaccid today because we're not at war with Iran.
And I, I checked out some of this stuff.
I was just watching social. Media war boners.
There's so. Many decrepit chubby talkers
that really, really want a war that doesn't involve their
physical. But can we drop them in?
Somebody said we should add Ben Shapiro to the list and just do
a triple man parachute and just send those three in so they can
go fight Iran since they've been so excited about it as as
neither. Nothing to do with any of this
stuff other than the fact that like some people just clearly do
not have the same priorities as I do when it comes to bacon
cheeseburger nationalism. By the way, no jalapenos, maybe
spicy Peppers. We'll call them spicy Peppers.
If you want to have a spicy pepper, you can have them, but
we're not going to call it jalapeno because I don't want to
say it now that I heard that Lady and I know that jalapeno is
actually code for cotton. No, it's.
Called Jalapanos Jalapanos my. Brother used to always
mispronounce every single Mexican food when he went to a
Mexican food place, and there was like endless enjoyment for
me watching him order like a plate of vagidas or quasadillas,
like simple pleasures in life, like really dumb stuff.
That's what keeps me going, the remembering my brother who is
kind of a jerk. But when he does a jerk thing
and it's not to me, then it can be really entertaining.
That's always good to have. All right, let me do a quick
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warm? I don't even notice you in a
long sleeve right now. No, I'm down.
To short sleeves. But we did have the the cold
weather come through the land of milk and hoodie.
It was tough. My wife, actually, she warned me
because she said hey, there's some towels laying out in the
garage, leave those. I'm I'm warming the lizards that
fell out up so that they she did not.
Do that. Yeah, she.
Did she's warming? Lizards.
Yes, So they could be resuscitated and then leave on
their own. I said.
That's why we made people, especially little boy people,
they will go and get them and throw them outside for you.
But now for right now, there's multiple small towels that are
situated around our garage incubating lizards to bring them
back to a higher temperature. Mrs. Friend is a kind soul and
an immigrant. We need to naturalize her to let
them the the lizards will take care of themselves.
They're God's creature. That's so funny.
I'm looking over here to Agenda 47, which I've covered a couple
of times. Seal the border.
Number one largest deportation #2 and inflation.
Make America affordable again. Make America the dominant energy
producer. These are all economic things
out. Stop outsourcing.
Make America a manufacturing superpower, large tax cut for
workers, blah blah blah. We're going to fix the economy.
Donald Trump is not getting the polling that he wants in the
economy, but that's it's not his fault.
That's actually your fault for not polling correctly.
This may be the gem from that entire NBC article we're going
to touch real quick I'm getting. Starting to get great polls on
the economy, which I think the polls on the economy.
Aren't, aren't, they're, they're not great.
They should. Be great.
They should be so. Why aren't they if if you
believe that I don't know what is he talking about Steve
Objection. On what grounds?
It's devastating in my case. It really is, man, I look.
He that's one of the funnier things.
That you could say it should be great.
He argue with. That he.
Exists in a world of the MAGA land acknowledgement at all
times in every conversation. Everybody who is in his orbit is
doing an adequate amount of knobs slobbery, which to him
which is very important is saying the polls are fantastic,
Mr. President, you have no specifics as long as they say
it. So I think he was genuinely
surprised to hear any sort of pushback.
I was generally surprised to hear his response that they
should be great. It should be awesome.
It's like, look, I'm I aspire to be good.
That'd be a great way to go into an employee review session.
Like you forget that your kid comes.
In with a bad report card and you're like, son, these grades
are not great. And they're like, they should be
great. They should be great.
And you're like, yeah, so why aren't they?
And they'd be like, I haven't thought about it.
Like that? Well, yeah, I don't know.
They ought. To be great, I expected them to
be great. You expected them to be great.
Both of us are just as surprised that they are not great and then
leave it on you. So what do we got to do, Dad?
How, how are we going to fix this?
Our expectations are clearly off.
It's a great turn around. Let's talk about another thing
that we generally like to talk about on occasion.
Story just dropped. I teased it out earlier.
Joe Hanneman, Steve Baker, The Blaze, Brian Cole Junior's
location is just the latest snag and the DOJ is evolving J6 pipe
bomber narrative which is an absolute freaking mess.
You you read this article this morning, I imagine.
Yep, I read. It and I couldn't help but
notice the first thing was that it was published on a Friday
morning, which made me very upset.
It really did. Yeah, yeah, they really blew it,
Yeah. That's that seems to be kind of
par for the course the way the Blaze is going about it.
I wish this stuff would come out earlier in the week when people
are a little bit more locked into the news cycle.
But that's right. It does a really good job of
itemizing all of the failures that we're seeing.
Or all this. The inconsistencies that support
the prosecution of an autistic brony bro who apparently evaded
the preeminent premier self anointed law enforcement agency
that brings in $11 billion of funding a year, having used his
own cell phone, car and credit card for half a decade and never
changing his pattern of life makes a lot of sense.
I see free. The brownie in the chat.
I like that. In a filing the United States
Department of Justice criminal case against Brian Cole Junior,
the FBI said that Cole parked his blue 2017 Nissan Century
Nissan Sentra SV at the South side of D St.
SE sometime prior to 734, which is when the pipe bomber appears
on the map on January the 5th. I know this timeline way too
uncomfortably. I'm I'm moving into Steve Baker
territory of like knowing the times and the and the moments of
it. I'm distracted.
I'm. Thinking about buying a 2017
century right now. Yeah, they.
Seem to be really durable and they're well caught on camera.
The FBI claims that Cole then walked to the DNC and placed the
first the two pipe bombs, then returned back to his car and
then ended up at the RNC. That's the timeline folks.
Appears on camera, camera at 734, disappears from the cameras
at 8:00 PM, appears back on camera again at eight O 8 and
then disappears from cameras at 818, never to be seen again for
five years until being raided by the FBI on December the 4th of
last year. You see, that's like, that's
just in the top of my head, Steve.
This is not normal, OK? The section of D Street that
runs between Folger Park and Providence Park is just beyond
the coverage of US Capitol Police St. cameras.
The pipe bomber was able to avoid CCTV detection for a total
of 8 minutes during the 50 minute pipe bomb drop period,
possibly due to familiarity to the location of the United
States Capitol Police security cameras.
Now, we've talked about this on this program, but let me just
remind you guys, there was a route that this person took to
disappear from the cameras. That makes absolutely no sense
because there's no way that Google would tell you.
There's no way that anything other than wandering around on
the grounds on a regular basis would let you know that there is
a hidden gate that allows you into a secret garden that allows
you to walk through and end up at the cars while avoiding any
security camera footage. There are numerous instances
throughout The Walking that leads one to believe that this
person had awareness of where the cameras were, that seems
fairly odd, and also had awareness of where some of the
guard gates are, where the actual demand posts of the
United States Capitol Police were.
The FBI theorized that the subject retreated into or near
Folger Park, which is bounded by 2nd St., D Street, 3rd St. and E
Street Echo St. to grab the second pipe bomb.
They've contended since October of 2025, just before they ended
up coming in and doing the surveillance on Brian Cole and
then eventually his arrest. They they contended that there
was a single bomb in the backpack at any given time.
So one bomb delivered, then another bomb obtained from a
vehicle and then dropped off again.
But there's this missing 8 minutes and the FBI says that he
was at his vehicle. There's a real problem with
that, though. What is that problem, Steve
friend? The vehicle would not have been
where they think it is. Yeah, there was like this video,
which we can show you here on the screen in the middle of the
story. It's embedded.
So here we go. This is the Brian Cole video.
Guys. This is in my Twitter feed right
now. I quoted Steve Baker's story if
you guys want to find it. So it's easy to find on X be in
my top couple posts in the timeline.
There's the 2017 Sentra. That's what it looks like.
That's roughly what the cell phone pings look like.
And that white arrow is pointing to where this camera is showing
a vehicle that is basically identical to what Brian Cole
Junior's car looks like. There were 3 Nissan Sentras. 2
of them could be ruled out, obviously.
One has fog lamps, which he doesn't have.
The other was driven by a white driver with a white passenger.
And the third is this one, which is driving in four separate
cameras at the exact time when supposedly Brian Cole Junior is
on foot over at Folger Park grabbing another bomb.
And that seems like what I would call reasonable doubt at the
very minimum objection devastating to my case, right?
So there you go. And this is a freeze frame of
the best sort of look on the side by side.
But you guys can tell even with the blurring and the the motion
blur, you have the same headlights, the same tail
lights, you have the same trim, you have the same wheel
patterns. And there it goes driving off.
And people who have never gone out there.
Look, the the one thing you should always do, I think, as an
investigator in a criminal case is look for exculpatory evidence
so that you don't have to waste your time on a case because if
you could disprove somebody was there, then don't waste your
time. I suspect they did this in
February at 21. By the way, I.
Mean, I think that this that that's one of the best pictures
you can have as an investigator. When you demonstrated that you
didn't let the outcome cloud the process, when you physically or
through an in depth investigation, interviews,
whatever, you gathered enough evidence to prove somebody
didn't do something, that means you did your job.
We don't live in an area in law enforcement where you have a
baseball card with statistics on the back where it says how many
arrests you got, and that matters.
That's not what your focus is, no.
And, and that's a federal investigator.
You don't actually get paid by the arrests and you don't get
paid by the cases that prosecute.
You get paid to do the job. You show up one way or another.
It doesn't really matter where the the facts lead you.
I would say that the best way to steal man a case is try to
disprove your own suppositions. That's generally how you do it.
Yeah, but. Did they have enough time to do
that, seeing as how they spun up this investigation in the
immediate aftermath of revelations?
That could be a potential pipe bombing case of the plate the
blaze put out there. And then they're like, oh, well,
we got to get something else. We got to get a counter
narrative. So they just grabbed the nearest
Patsy here and they didn't actually analyze this case
fully. I mean, look, Dan Bongino has
been briefed on every tendril and nugget of this case, so I'm
sure that he feels pretty comfortable that this guy is the
guy because he leaned over in the air and really quietly.
So, you know, we seriously said you're going to get me this guy
Morris. Gave up a big nugget.
That was a big. Nugget OK, look at this map,
folks. For those of you that are just
listening and you're missing out, if you're listening, then
you can check us out on Spotify. That's the easiest way to get
the same sort of experience you'd have on Apple, but also
video when you want it. Now's the time you might want
video. Here is a map.
These are the security cameras showing the coverage.
There's one here and there's one over here.
And so there are options to be able to see certain things, but
not all the things. And just outside of that
coverage area, here's Providence Park.
You can see my cursor is moving on it.
There's a white era where the FBI alleges at the corner of
this is 2nd St. and D Street looks like that the vehicle of
Bryan Cole Junior was parked. It's just between Providence
Park and Folger Park over here to the east of the DNC and the
RNC. And if that is the case, it's
problematic because that via the video we just showed you has a
vehicle entering onto this is South Capitol Street entrance
going down to like 395 I believe, and it jumps on and it
happens right here. That's where that turn off was
going from. I think this is what is this
street over here, maybe C St. something like that.
Anyway, the the streets are all kind of a mess.
But this is where it turned on. That last camera angle you saw
as it drove off and took a southbound turn to get out of
the highway is right here. And so it's a 7 minute drive
from the time that goes out of camera range to get back over
here. It can't be in two places at
once. And so that's what the Blaze is
not saying in their journalistic way, but the claim is, is that
the FBI is saying that that can't be Brian Cole Junior
because we believe he's over here, even though there's
evidence that it very well could be him.
And I don't see them disproving it.
By the way, one of the pieces of evidence they use was a license
plate reader on South Capitol St. very specifically.
And then they go into the sort of the devastating nature of
what Brian Cole said during his his interrogation where he
confessed that he used Google Maps to be able to find his way
around, sort of indicating he doesn't know his way around
Washington, DC without having Agps and his.
Purchase records would indicate that, right?
He took like one trip a year into Washington, DC, correct?
And. They actually cited those things
like once a year he went in and did something in DC.
The other thing that's really wild to me is that it would
also, my guess would be that you'd be able to get a Google
warrant for this stuff. And since they didn't get
anything new and they had 186 phone numbers that were
identified at the time, one would have to imagine they went
and they got everything from Google, from all those places
unless they were off limits because they were, I don't know,
law enforcement or something like that, like we read in the
Loudermilk report. And also just providentially,
the timing of this entire thing happening in early January 2021
when the coronavirus forced everybody to stay home and stay
safe. There is so little traffic on
the roads that this evidence is available.
It's not like they had a car at a time.
Millions of people walking around and cars.
It's really not that hard. It's not that.
Hard at all. And then this is also really
interesting and people may not have known this before.
I've known this only because I've got some access to this
whistleblower report. But an FBI whistleblower who
lives in the same area of Woodbridge, VA, as coal and his
family, someone that lives in the same neighborhood, said that
the FBI only began Pfizer or what we call physical
surveillance on or around November the 13th.
And this person independently verified this.
I know a little bit about the background of this guy.
And very, very capable in that space.
Recognized government tags, immediately saw that they were
set up on the House. That's the way we talked about
it in that space. If you do things setting up on
the houses is how you set up an observation post for what people
often call steakhouse. But we would just call it a
Pfizer of surveillance. And he said, I can tell you that
they weren't there before. It turns out that like when
you're a federal agent, you're a little bit cagey to people
setting up surveillance inside your neighborhood.
And it turns out that you might actually train your wife on how
to look for these kind of things because having a spouse looking
around your house to make sure that nobody is surveilling you
for future entry or, you know, criminals to attack you,
whatever. Or if there's like, you know,
criminal activity happening in your neighborhood, you kind of
want to know about that. Yesterday I had a Sheriff's
Department come and take apart a guy's pickup truck in our in our
parking lot of our our park right down the street, literally
100 yards away from my house. And you know, that's a big to
do. Like when criminal activity
happens in nice neighborhoods, people tend to notice and cops
tend to notice surveillance. That's just what we do.
Yeah. And that would conflict with
what we were told by the former Co deputy director of the FBI
because he said when within the 1st 15 minutes of getting sworn
in, he went to the case agent and said, you know, we're going
to get this guy, right. So you would think that after
employing the new tactics of looking at credit cards and
license plates and well, they did new tactics.
This is this is apparently the new tactic.
They created a red team of non FBI agents to come in from
outside and they analyzed the FB is evidence and identified Cole
as a suspect within six weeks, according to information that
was shared with Barry Loudermilk and FBI director Kash Patel says
this thing does that mean the. FBI is not preeminent in premier
because they had to bring in people who don't work at the.
FBI That cannot be true. Steve.
Steve Friend. Wait, was that was that a
threat? Yeah, that was a.
Threat. I think that was a threat.
Did you just threaten that? They are not the premier law
enforcement agency. They had to bring in outside
people to come in and decide whether or not.
Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know about whether
if that is let's just take them at their work, which I don't,
which I don't think is true. I don't think that's true, by
the way. But if that were true, that the
FBI was unable to solve the most important case of January 6th,
despite calling it the most important, the biggest, you
know, worst thing that ever happened since 9:11, blah, blah,
blah. If it were true that they needed
to bring in outside cops to check their work and those
outside cops were able to do in six weeks what the FBI was not
able to do in five years, what is that?
What is that that say about what that agency should be and and
what it should do? They should be dissolved into
1000 pieces and scattered to the wind.
But that would require self-assessment and a certain
level of humility. But you know, they're going to
get hubris there. But just to think about that
mahogany $70,000 table Andy McKay bought where they sat
around that room and we're like, all right, guys, this is really
serious. We got to do some mop up duty.
You know what we need to do? We should probably ask the
professionals. No, no, no, not us.
Like real cops. We need to go to the real cops,
just like cops. Speak OPS.
I mean, that's, that's the pledge, right?
I see this. Is another one of the really
important promises that's not being delivered on and it wasn't
necessarily on the list, but de weaponizing government and sort
of like following through on those executive orders.
This is why I think people were like, holy crap, he's going to
do it. When Trump came into office, the
first thing he did Inauguration Day, he sits down at a table
while there's an indoor parade going on.
And he's like stroking out all of his signatures on executive
orders doing wild stuff, right? Like, some of them were things
like, I don't know, shutting down the Department of
Education. And then yesterday he's at the
the National Prayer Breakfast, which he apparently didn't get
the memo that this was about prayer.
More on that in a second. It might have something to do
with the kind of people that he's surrounded himself with
that talk about prayer. The what's that woman named
Paula? Is it Paula White?
Paula White. Yeah, the Paula.
White types may not have 100. Dollars now to get your prayers.
Well, yeah. Jesus needs you to fund me.
Anyway, here he is talking about the Department of Education
again, de weaponizing government and making sure that the
dangerous parts of the government, like, I don't know,
the FBI that apparently needs a red cell of a bunch of real cops
to come in and do the work that they couldn't do in five years.
That seems like a real problem. It's the same problem that we
see on a bunch of other facets. It's not just one of them, and
it's not just the border, and it's not just that the numbers
on the economy should be good. I thought we were getting rid of
the Department of Education. Am I crazy on that?
Yeah, I. Think he appointed I mean he was
assessing whether or not to get Ryan Walters who was the
Superintendent from Oklahoma was really goes hard against the
teachers unions. He was looking at moms for
liberty members and then he wound up getting missus WWE to
take this entire thing apart down to the studs.
Call me. Crazy.
This was issued on March 20th, 2025.
Trump in office for two months. Improving educational outcomes
by empowering parents, States and communities.
What were they going to do with this?
Closing the Department of Education.
Let me get it on the screen right here so everybody can read
it with their own eyes. Closing the Department of
Education will provide children and their families the
opportunity to escape a system that's failing them today.
America's reading and math scores are bad, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah. Closure of the Department of
Education would. Am I am I nuts in reading this?
Yeah. You're.
Accurate in reading it. I mean, there was a little bit
extra to it where they were basically going to take the
responsibilities and assign them to other government agencies.
So they weren't getting rid of it, but at the very least the
$200 billion agency was going to go away.
Closing the Department of Education is Section 2 of the
Executive Order. Return the authority to the
States Part Part A The Secretary of Education shell to the
maximum step appropriate and permitted by law.
Take all necessary steps to facilitate the closure of the
Department of Education. I'm just saying I want to judge
people on their own words. Or we could bring back prayer in
schools. Illogically, we passed.
The largest ever expansion of school choice so that every
parent has a chance to send their child to a school that
shares their value. And today, I'm also pleased to
announce that the Department of Education is officially issuing
its new guidance to protect the right to prayer in our public
schools. That's a big deal.
I don't know man, I'm just reading.
The words yeah, if we got rid of the Department of Education,
then who would issue the guidance to let the Independent
School districts decide what they wanted to do with prayer?
No idea. I mean, I don't, I don't, I
don't get it. I don't know why.
I just know that Tom Massey is the problem.
So when you're at a prayer breakfast, you're announcing
we're going to have school prayer America is great because
we're going to make America pray again.
We're going to have a huge meeting on the National Mall
right after we do the WWF or the UFC event that's happening at
the White House. We're going to get everybody
together to pray, apparently. And Tom Massey is a moron.
I'm like, who's who's writing this thing?
He's. An automatic no.
No matter what, if we did welfare reform, if we did the
greatest thing in history for religion, no matter what we did,
no matter how good it is, greatest tax cuts and we just
did the greatest tax cuts in history.
He voted against. He voted now what?
No matter what we do, this moron, no matter what it is, we
could put them all together. I think, Mike, what would you
say? The top five things?
Name them. We'll put them in one bill, and
we'll put them before we get 100% vote.
Except for this guy named Thomas Massie.
There's something wrong with him.
We call him Rand Paul Junior. You know, it's like they just
vote no. They love voting no.
They think it's good. Politically.
The guy's polling at about 9%. It's not good.
So at a prayer breakfast, we're allegedly the Republicans are
really going to be the majority there, right?
The Republicans, not the rhinos, the Republicans, they kind of
Republicans, they show you what what their actual God is, right?
We want to talk about tax cuts. We want to talk about the
machinations of politics, right? We're going to solve the.
Problem of no prayer in school with more, government with more.
Government. Yeah, like and, and polling,
polling, you know, that's what we want to really like worship.
That's really important to us. It's such a ugly.
And like all of it is just, it's like, can you not have one
minute where you're not being a turd?
Maybe this is not the right person to be giving you
spiritual guidance. I'm not a scientist.
I don't think that women are supposed to be that.
But that's because I'm a Catholic and we just have men as
priests. And we also don't do this weird
thing. And maybe you can help me
understand this. Steve, you come from maybe a
more a more diverse educational background.
Angels are being dispatched right now.
Amanda Sanda. ATA ambo.
Who's that fucking moron? What's going on there?
Reggae. Vocalist.
So props for that. I would have to, I don't know
Abla, you know, blasphemy or heretic, but I imagine there was
a mention of tax cuts in there. Right, I don't know, tax
deductible donations maybe get your.
Blessing. Send us $500.
It's so. Weird, man.
And it really is because all I'm saying is like, I just want to
see that. What if he went there and he was
like, by the way, we're not going to do prayer in school
because every single state can do prayer in school because we
are actually shutting down the department education.
Nope. We could just do gibberish from
some goofy lady who's trying to collect your money.
We're funding. The Department of Education,
more now the Republicans, the royal Republicans gave the DOE
more money than they got under the Biden administration and
they put in a line item in there that says that money can't be
routed anywhere else. So I'm just talking.
About people I don't like right now, but I figured I'd put this
on there. I don't know if did you see this
story yet? I saw.
This this is your old. Boss, you want to go with it?
Read it. Sure.
Maryland man not Abrego Kilmar Garcia, but it's a Maryland man.
He says. Attempted murder charges against
allegedly showing up at OMB Director Russ Votes home last
year Is it vote? Not vaught I've.
Seen vote I've seen Vaught I I never really what is he has.
He ever introduced himself? Yeah, he.
Just all he did there are our private conversations, was asked
me about my religion is a condition of being hired.
Oops, whoops. I'm not supposed to say that.
Yeah, that's it. They also didn't like me that
much. Didn't.
How many times did they lean on you to try to change my tweets?
Just out of curiosity? Just I.
Mean a day. Or or or total.
Yeah, a day. How about a day?
I mean, it was. Good, good.
Half dozen occasions a day probably.
We're we're really, they were very concerned because you were
very important to the movement. So you should support James
O'Keefe and Julie Kelly. You know, Dan Bongino used to
tell me I was important to the movement, some guy named Colin
DeMarco, 26, whom Arlington County police, by the way.
I don't want people showing up outside of your house with a,
with a weapon and trying to threaten your life.
I don't think that's cool. But if you did it to my house,
they wouldn't be arresting somebody.
Can I, can I just make that supposition like right up?
Like if you try to show up outside of my house wearing a
mask, carrying a firearm to try to hurt my family, I'm going to
shoot you like the predator does.
It won't be fair. I'll see you in the dark.
I might even get the neighbor's cat while I'm at it.
It'll just be a like just on a on a spree type thing.
With the law enforcement people who are kind of like, oh,
situationally aware in your neighborhood, be like, oh, it's
a Seraphin. Yeah, that makes sense.
Then go back to bed. My neighbors.
Wouldn't even hear it man. Like I'm shooting suppressed.
I'm I'm going to all my all my attempts are are going to be in
20 twos. I hope you registered.
With the ATF, the cans you got, they're all they're.
All registered, all of them are 100% all all infringements that
are necessary to the Second Amendment have have been obeyed
by this this guy anyway necessary.
Ones I just thought this. Was interesting.
They love to point it out that he's one of the principal
authors of Project 2025, which essentially was very, very
similar to Agenda 47, which he was super proud of.
And you know, Russ, Russ is one of the people that was supposed
to be helping enact this agenda. I thought that like, couldn't he
pull funding away from DOE or help him do the job better?
I mean if. They'd written it in a way that
could be done. I mean, he's, he was actually a
big proponent of the, I forget the term for it.
It's, but it's, it's basically the president says like Congress
allocates a certain amount of money to do something.
So it's within my purview as a chief executive to execute what
Congress does. But if I can come in under
budget, that's a good thing for the American people.
So I, it's not like, hey, we've allocated 100 billion, so you
have to spend 100 billion. Well, I'm, I got it done for 50
billion. So isn't that a good thing?
And Congress normally says no because it's government, they
want to spend more money. But he was a proponent of that,
which I, I mean, kind of sounded pretty good to me.
But otherwise, as soon as they got into power, it was like,
well, it's, it's our government now.
So we got to spend this money and we're going to just grow our
way out of these problems. Might as well, I mean, or you
can just leave stuff. We can just, you know, leave
things on the table. I did a survey this morning of
kind of like seeing where the week is for all the major news
sources. So I did a little bit from
Axios, which I'll show you in a second because apparently Trump
reads Axios everyday. I always check, I always just
check CNN because I'm curious. And this was one of the main
stories that CNN watch had armed and unchecked in Pakistan.
Apparently the American government leaving a bunch of
American weapons in Pakistan is problematic and it's causing
issues because we left them in Afghanistan.
It's causing issues in Pakistan, which seems like people can move
weapons. Can we just get them for us?
Can we just distribute them to American citizens?
Because that would be kind of cool.
I just looked like anytime someone shows me a whole list or
a whole like, like table full of weapons, I'm like, Lord, I see
what you've done for other people.
And I want that for me too. In the same way that I think
Paula White was trying to say in the gibberish, I I just like
deliver these things to me. And or maybe let Americans go
over on our own dime and, and travel back with as many as we
can take with us. What like whatever we can afford
to bring back. And we could Crowdsource some
people to fill up a, you know, like a tractor trailer full of
them or maybe like a shipping container and then just let us
have them. Why can we not have our own?
We already paid for these things.
I want them. Can we not have like a a reserve
of long guns that are available to the American people?
That seems like a very American like a library system.
Right, you could check it in and.
Check it out. That'd be awesome.
That was what? Kind of like the civilian
marksmanship program, the CMP thing kind of was like you could
buy hand me down government weapons and they'd be like,
we're not using them anymore and we're going to re monetize them.
We already paid for them with your money.
So now we're going to charge you more money for them, but you can
have them for like relatively reasonable prices and we'll
grade them. And there's a whole thing, why
anyway, why are we not getting all these things in the Civilian
Marksmanship program? I feel like that's what's for.
Maybe because this is just a necessary infringement.
I'm just going to go back to the proposed ATF director in his
testimony 2 days ago. In turn, we will make sure that
during the next several years, we follow President Trump's
Second Amendment Executive order to review all ATF policies,
procedures and regulations to ensure that none of those
infringe upon the Second Amendment unnecessarily.
What are the necessary infringements on the Second
Amendment? Steve?
Friend shall. Not be infringed is pretty
explicit. That's clearly not right.
Don't. What about like all the ammo?
Can you carry all the ammo? Can you have that I would love.
To carry all the ammo you cannot.
Carry all the ammo, right? I mean, I think the mainstream
media position is that you must not do that.
There must be some sort of common sense restrictions.
What what do we, what do we want to call that common sense
infringements? I think we should start adopting
some fun language. We need common sense
infringements on rights, whatever those rights may be.
I mean, I don't know what the. We have to necessarily have
people pick the cotton so necessarily.
That's a really good word. All right, quick, quick little
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grab bag of stuff? What if we could?
What about the ammo we were just talking about a second ago.
Oh, I. Got to.
I got to throw a gun store into you real quick.
You'll appreciate it. Hold on, let me.
Just give you the screen go. Yeah, Madam.
Friend, so she was she she works for a company that is affiliated
or incorporated. Time out, time out, time out.
For people's understanding, Madam Friend is your wife, not
some sort of like woman running the Friend brothel?
Go. No, no, she's not a Madam.
She's Madam Friend. She works for a company that is
incorporated in Sweden, so they don't have the same
understanding of the Pew pews like we do here.
And she recounted to me during this, she had to travel out of
town, which is why I, you know, had to drive yesterday and get
my car obliterated. She was out of town and was
saying that there was a conversation that went on at
this dinner that they had with somebody from Sweden with a
topic of guns came up and they don't have guns there.
And they said, well, what do you do if?
Somebody breaks into your house and without any sense of irony
or any hesitation that I would just ask them to leave.
Who? Said that the.
Swede. That is how unique our Second
Amendment is in this country, right?
Like that understanding is prolific around the civilized
war. What would?
You do. If someone came into your home,
I'd ask them to leave. Yeah, you wouldn't.
Predators. I mean, I would too.
No. I'd ask them to leave with the
full expectation that the person who violated the sanctity of
your home would be like, oh, my bad.
You know, it's like the Poles should be better.
I'll just leave. They should be bad.
I shouldn't have come in, you know?
Do you think that there there's a possibility they would have
that moment where they go, this is not my home?
I mean, there's a possibility it is not their home and they
recognize it because they're drunk, but not in my
neighborhood. I don't know.
I would ask them to leave too, but I would ask them to leave
with like some high velocity rounds out of their way.
And then I would. Invite them back in then as as
my chat is inviting us. Our chat is like Kyle, if you do
shoot someone outside your house, make sure you bring them
back inside. I'm like look.
Maybe, I don't know, just depends on the situation and
why, you know? I might leave them hanging on
the fence where they were trying to come over into my backyard.
That that's pretty damning to like be like hung out over the
wrought iron fence, like I'm not going.
To disturb the crime scene so that they can say like, hey, was
it an imminent threat of death or physical injury to you?
Yes. Yes, it was.
That's why I had to shoot the guy, obviously.
And the cat. The cat.
The cat looked like he was in on it to be fair.
I'm justifying that one way or another.
That's. Good.
Yeah, all the cats are done. All right, so this is this is
the president of Gun Owners of America.
This is the difference between being in the NRA, which was pro
bump stock ban, which is pro like FUD stuff where they go.
Oh, like, well, just reasonable restrictions are fine for our
hunting rifles. Necessary, necessary
restrictions. Thank you.
Here's what is it. Eric Schmidt.
Is that? No, that's not his name.
What's his name? I met him same as Eric.
Something. Stand by.
We'll find it on the screen. Let's hear what Goa says when
asked. Do you do you support ammunition
restrictions? This is the next game they want
to play too. It's like, forget the guns,
let's just take the ammo. And Eric, does your
organization, just to be clear, believe that there should be any
limits in the amount of ammunition that a person is
allowed to carry. Again, the right to keep and
bear arms shall not be infringed.
So no, there there shouldn't be restrictions.
And if somebody is a dangerous person, then honestly, they
shouldn't be out on the street because once they are out on the
street, you will never prevent them from getting their hands on
some type of weapon. So it, it becomes a, a, a
justice, you know, an issue of our court system if we keep
putting people, bad people back out onto the streets.
But law abiding people shouldn't be restricted any more than, you
know, just like, you know, it's been said under the 1st
Amendment, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater when there
is no fire. And yet we don't gag people when
they go into the theater, right? We, we don't do that to prevent
them from yelling fire. No, what do we do if they yell
fire when there's no fire? They get punished for that.
Well, that's the way it should be under the Second Amendment as
well. That seems really
straightforward. Also, it's Eric Pratt.
I'm sorry about that Eric. I met Eric briefly and the the
fact that his name is spelled in a non traditional Eric way put
the the name Schmidt cause Schmidt was the one who was
asking the perspective ATF director yesterday under
Underoath I. Theater is not what people
understand it to me, by the way, but the way that.
He said it was reasonable. Yes, yes.
He's like, we don't. Gag people going into a theater
so you don't say something you're not supposed to say.
Although there are some people who should be gagged in a
theater because they can't keep quiet.
My mother is one of them. I love my mom, but she has all
the questions all the time. She has all of the speculation
about what's going to happen next in the movie, even though
no one's seen it. What?
What was he going to do next? Oh, did he do this?
Oh, he's that guy police. So maybe a gag for that, but
that should be on a spouse by spouse basis.
Yes, yeah. I mean, that's private, right?
That that's not a Congress making a law bridging it, right?
It's it's within your own household.
There is, by the way. There is a law that says there
is a law that says how much ammunition you should be able to
carry, and I'm pretty sure it's just like the law of gravity.
Or or do you lift bro 'cause if you yeah, but you're still.
Limited even the most lift bro dude ever is still even.
Like no matter how yoked he gets he will be limited.
And waist size, right? You know you need to limit how
many mags you can have based on that, right?
If. You're a 32 waist, then you can
only carry about four or five mags reasonably that you can
actually reach. And if you're a big fat guy,
then you can have all the mags. You can have more mags, that's
right. That's the only argument in
favor of like a exploded waist size.
It's making room for future technological innovations,
that's what. It's tactical girth.
I don't want tactical girth. You know what?
I got a tactical girth video. I didn't know we were going to
work this in, but we're going to work this in.
Steve friend. Tactical girth.
There are things you can do. There are things that you
shouldn't do, and then there's things that make you look like a
woman on her period who is bloated wearing too small
clothing even though you're a dude who's wearing some sort of
spandexy camouflage. Apparently had a deal on
woodland camouflage and not any of the modern modern pan.
This is so awkward to watch so I'm going to actually be on the
screens for my own reaction. This is Jake Lang, who is the
male version of Valentina Gomez. I got a Valentina Gomez clip as
well. Jake Lang is running for prison
2026. I think he's trying to get back
into prison. He was AJ Sixer that was
pardoned. How many times did he call you
while you were while he was in prison?
Oh, he texted. Me at least once a month.
Yeah, me weekly. And also some phone calls.
Here's Jake Lang doing tactical girth.
I just, I just want your evaluation on the body type and
the the kinetics of movement in this.
If this is not the most awkward, sad, pathetic guy I've ever seen
thinking that he's cool. For those who are watching and
you need to be watching on this, check out the lack of a rear
plate. At the very minimum, he doesn't
have a plate in the rear 'cause you can see that the the plate
carrier is bunched up in this plate carrier that he's wearing
for no particular reason as he goes and kicks over an ice
sculpture which almost takes him out.
The first kick is almost the end of him.
You tell me I'm wrong. President Trump, we support you.
We support ice. Our country was made for
Americans, not for Somalis. Hurrah.
Wise, baby. America first.
America only. We'll see you here February 7th,
Saturday, 12 noon outside the Minnesota State Capitol.
President Trump, we support you. We support ICE.
Our country was made for Americans, not for Somalis.
Let me see if I can pause it. Right.
Hold on, Steve. Here we go.
Ready. Well, first of all, look at the
gap in the play carrier so we can all see that one.
Right? OK, so hold on.
We're going to run forward and then he's going to get almost
take it out. Oh, he almost falls.
He almost bites it. He almost eats shit trying to
kick out a piece of of ice that's just standing by itself.
What say you? Well, he.
Looks like he was auditioning with the wardrobe to work for
O'Keefe, right? The cosplay with, you know, no
rear plates and then we had to be subject to only right kicks.
I mean like they dude you got you got to be available by the
side. We're such a silly group, but
like, he's actually he should probably be in office.
He's about as realistic as half the people that are in office.
And at least he's not lactating. He's not a milking mother, no.
Cat Gammick, who gave me and Garrett Aboyle her phone number
and then she didn't respond to any of well, she was busy.
She was having a baby bro so give her a break or whatever I
thought. She could multitask, she said
She. Was multitasking but it's only
specific multitasks. Can we can we do the female
version of that same guy? Like let's do 2 clips that had
the same energy? Valentina Gomez who's running
for congressperson in my district of Texas, Texas 31,
where I live. So she would like to be my
congresswoman even though she's blocked me on X, which is a bad
decision. She registered to vote from APO
box and then she released this lying video which got fact
checked and it's quite funny but this is the same kind of energy.
This is the lady that would be like, you want to come from me?
My address is public FAFO. Like pumping like some kind of
stupid UTG shotgun or something like that.
Anyway, here she is being tough and talking.
She's literally lying about why she got deregistered to vote.
I'm an American. Citizen and the Republican Party
of Texas is so corrupt that not only did they ban me from all
Republican events just for exposing the horrible health
condition of 84 year old Congressman John Carter.
Now I'm under investigation by multiple federal agencies and
today they use their power to remove me from the voting rolls
so that I can even vote for myself since they made it
illegal for me to cast my vote. Do me a favor and send your mail
in ballot to Texas because this is David versus Goliath.
This is the establishment protecting their 84 year old
puppets to vote me to Congress so I can make Texas the worst
place for terrorists, Muslims, illegals and corrupt politicians
to live in. So help me God.
God bless you all. All right, so the bacon
Cheeseburger Nationals position is if you have an accent like
that and you are not from this country, why should you come
here and tell us how to run our country?
She missed certain articles. She said the bad health of
something, but she like missed the word A or ah in there
because she's a foreigner. She's a freaking foreigner.
That's like LAR ping as a hyper American.
It's like that's cool. Welcome to America.
Shut the F up and sit in the back and like learn how we do
things here. Maybe your kids can be in office
one day. I was.
Confused because hearing that English second language accent
saying one's end of the spectrum versus the Salazar we need the
aliens to pick our cotton was very conflicting in my head.
I don't know where to stand on this emotionally.
I don't know where I am. Also she registered to APO box
which they don't let you do that to register to vote.
Then she said send your mail in ballots here.
Like I don't even. So could I mail in my ballot
from Florida? Is that how that works?
There are. There are literally signs up all
over the place for this woman and every time I see them I'm
like I have a flamethrower too. That was her famous video.
She like flamethrower on a Quran or something like that.
And it wasn't even a good. It wasn't even my style
flamethrower. It was a weak one.
I want to flamethrower her signs but I'm not going to do that
because she has the 1st amendment right to be
ridiculous. Just like Jake Lang got fined.
He got hit with a $6000 felony fine for destroying that ice
sculpture. So he was actually arrested
allegedly per him. I'm sure he's raising money not
only for his bail money but also for plates for his plate carrier
since everybody pointed out he didn't have plates.
These people are just grifting scum.
I wish they would just get together and do like an only
only grift whatever together and just make little grifty babies
and solve each other's problems. They could.
Probably launch a a rumbles program that would be on the
leaderboard where they would curate the comment section so
that it was only awesomeness and rumble rants.
Like $5 amounts for a guy who's worth in the millions.
All right, should we should we run through some other stuff
that's out there? This is kind of funny.
This is. I'll file this under Oh no, I
can't even believe it is so. Say that ain't so, Steve friend.
What does it say? Here is the headline.
Oh, the DOJ. Omitted communications from
Bondi Patel in the Epstein files, Watchdog says this is on.
Axio So this is the first thing. This is the lead story.
This is the first thing that Donald Trump woke up this
morning and read. That could be problematic, but I
guess it'll necessitate an announcement that they took down
another sex trafficker who was already in prison for years ago.
Listen. I heard that this is the most
transparent. What is the transparency about
transparency? Just means things we like.
And then after that, I'm going to throw out a really big number
because that'll sound good. So we've given over 40 bajillion
mega Doppler documents to Congress.
So transparency. Will you, will you enlighten
people? And I want to put you full
screen for a minute. Will you enlighten people about
the 6000 children that have been rescued and or recovered?
You're laughing already because there's there's folks in the
chat. This is something worth knowing.
If you're if you're part of the live audience, this is going to
blow your mind a little bit. The FBI director has made
cumulative claims over and over again about how many children
have been rescued and recovered by the FBI.
And Steve is going to break down the numbers for you because you
know they're not real the minute that you hear them.
And he used to work that violation.
Where'd he go? Identified.
And rescued, recovered, whatever the statistical accomplishment
is, let's just take the numbers, right?
The director of the FBI says that they've done that to 6000
children, which would mean they did it to 500 children a month,
which they don't work weekends. That would be 20 kids that they
were in your understanding, 20 kids reunited with their parents
a day. Do you think that the most
social media adept and obsessed director in the history of
mankind would have made an announcement before the year was
up? No, what it actually is is they
identify the kid who's in the child pornography.
And when I say they it's, it's not the FBI.
It's typically Nick, Nick National Child National Center
for Missing Exploited Children who are doing God's work.
And they're actually viewing this content every single day to
the point where they know a particular video series and they
can identify a particular child and they'll give them the
pseudonym be like, oh, that's, that's little Susie.
We, we know little Susie. So we can identify.
Yeah, we we've seen little Susie.
That is definitely child pornography.
So for your purposes and prosecution, you can say that it
is verified as child pornography.
You don't even need to watch it. And then when they figure out
that little Susie's name is actually Jane Doe and she's from
eastern Kansas and she's now 35 years old because she figured
out like, hey, there's this image out me.
And that was me when I was a dog.
We've identified little Susie. So that mean?
That's a recovery and identity recovery.
Yeah, yeah, so old child pornography that's been
circulating on the web, on the dark webs and traded by scumbags
forever. When they are identified by name
who the child victim is, then that's a recovery.
Yes, because. That child or that now adult has
to opt out for the rest of their life of being a victim because
they have to be notified forever.
If child pornography of them when they were nine years old
and now they're 39 years old is ever recovered on a pedophile's
devices. They have to receive
notification. And because it's so prolific,
they're like, I, I want to opt out because I am just getting
called every single day on prosecution.
So I, I'm just opt out. This is me.
I am that person. You could identify it and just
take me off the listserv please. When they say 6000 victims
identified whatever recovered, they're almost always talking
about adults who have aged out of that problem and they are not
finding stolen children and giving them back to somebody.
Yes. No, no, they're.
Never doing that, and you know that.
Because they're not doing that 500 * a month.
Because Cash Patel, who runs in front of a camera whenever he
can, would do that. Yeah, just logically.
I mean, if you were rolling in with 20 kids and returning them
to their parents every single day, we would build you a new
Mount Rushmore A. 100% I agree. If you guys are not following
Steve, there's Steve sitting there in his new background and
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You've you've got access to the name, but there's his handle at
Real Steve Friend. If you're not following Steve on
X, do so for me. You'll get good information like
this. He debunks a lot of BS and then
on top of that you can find him on Rumble.
It's at AMRA pod. You can find him on YouTube now.
Is it at amradpod at? Amradpod it is official to have
the moniker and you had a real weird.
Experience yesterday. What was like?
What happened to your your rumble?
Where'd it go? My Rumble.
Went down like one minute and 52 seconds in inexplicably after we
did the introduction and then it just cut off.
But YouTube was OK and X was OK so I know the stream went
through. So maybe it was some sort of
attack from DDS or what is it DDoS attack?
Or maybe I'm saying things that are making people uncomfortable,
like that 6000 recovered children is not a thing.
Facts hurt people's feelings. That's a fact that is a fact
that may get to censored as well Let's do this one.
A couple other headlines. This came out of the New York
Times. I thought this was interesting.
Norway rallies behind the Royals despite their dismay over
Epstein links. The future Queens links to
Jeffrey Epstein and her son's rape trial have disappointed
many Norwegians, but they're still going to support the
monarchy because that's our person.
This, this headline and this whole story, all of that tells
me exactly what I need to know about like the modern people,
the parasocial relationships that people have that don't
confuse me with the facts. I already have an opinion, I
already like the queen or the future queen, the Crown
Princess, so it's all good. I understand.
That little girls grow up watching Disney and they have
some sort of obsession with marrying the Prince Charming.
But it's never really registered with me why the American people
care about particularly the British Royals.
Like you know that those are forget the British government
housing and and welfare right? Like that is tax payer funded
housing. They are welfare kings and
Queens. They're legitimately that thing.
This is the Prince that was in question, the Crown Princess,
the son of the Crown Princess. So there's this guy.
He has a earring, a bow tie, some.
Haircut going on? Yeah, kind of a.
Kind of a Norwegian psycho thing going.
Here's another. This is the current king and
queen. I guess they look old and kind
of like their family tree doesn't have a lot of forks in
it. I don't know, just am I wrong
with that? No, OK, just that is.
Basically whenever. I think of this, I, I always
think of of a guy named Eddie Izzard who did this great, great
series of comedy routines for a while before he got super woke
and weird. And he used to do it dressed up
like a woman, but not like a real woman.
Like this cartoonish like he was a man in women's clothing that
looked like a man in women's clothing.
He looked ridiculous and weird, but he always said that the,
the, the, his impression of the British royalty were people who
look like thumbs and they just didn't have any art.
Like, they didn't have any bones in their arms.
So they would just move a lot with their, like, shoulders and
their heads. And I can never get that out of
my mind that, like, this is basically what a royal family
looks like. It's just burst with a head and,
like, shoulders that are part of their neck.
And then they go down and their arms are sort of like boneless
and they find a flop around. So the, the family tree that is
trunk only is always kind of a thing for me.
They look like chess pieces. Yeah, that's that's it.
Yeah, that's a good way of saying it.
OK, so here you go. GOP's new fear.
This is coming from Axios as well.
You're going to be shocked to find this out.
What? What is the fear that they have
losing the? Losing the Senate could be their
biggest fear. And so the So the GOP is
doubling down by calling Tom Massie a moron, doubling down by
telling you that we're going to put prayer in school from the
organization that we meant to shut down, but we couldn't
actually get down. We're going to do a softer touch
on immigration and make sure we can keep our slaves so they can
pick the jalapenos, I mean, cotton, I mean jalapenos and do
all the, the, the domestic servant work.
So this is the move. It's like, and by the way, the
economy numbers are really good. Well, they're not, but they
should be, Steve. The Senate that voted to give $6
billion to non American refugees when when it started during the
Biden administration, it was 2 and then he brought it up to 10
billion. It's what's that?
Three steps forward and two steps back and then one step
forward again. And and then we got 6 billion.
So we're really back to fiscal conservative and a couple
billion. Dollars for Israel?
What's 3.3 billion amongst friends with another 500 million
added on top of it later that has to be delivered in a very
short order. What's a couple billion dollars
for Jordan or Egypt or other non American countries?
Again? I don't get it.
Like if we had all the things done.
I I almost pulled the clip from Dave.
Do you remember that the movie Dave?
Yes, Kevin. Yeah, Kevin Klein.
Wasn't and wasn't Kevin Klein supposed to be kind of doing
like a Bill Clinton? He was.
It was not presented as a right winger, right?
He was trying to get funding for a children's program, which I
guess must be in the invisible ink on the back of the
declaration or something. Yeah, you're required to do
that. Because of stuff that's not in
the Constitution, but is in the Constitution in our feelings.
Good and plenty clause. The good and plenty.
Clause So the movie, Dave, if you guys have never seen it, is
this great story of a guy who is a philandering president who is
having sex with one of his aides or administrators or somebody in
his in his his White House, and he ends up having a stroke while
having sex and traumatizes this poor woman.
And then they rush him off, realize that he's basically
clinically dead, but they keep him alive in the bowels of the
White House on life support, like, yeah, like Biden.
And then then they bring in a ringer who is not that guy.
And that guy is Dave. And Dave is a an impersonator of
the president and he comes in and he does a better job at
president because he's much more likable.
And his wife is Sigourney Weaver.
And so he's like, thanks, Sigourney Weaver's hot, which
she was pretty attractive in that movie.
I think Sigourney Weaver's always kind of attractive.
So anyway, so he like he, he rekindles the romance and she
knows that it's not her husband because she's had sex with her
husband and that guy's not it. And so he's more virile and more
vigorous and he's more focused on America.
And he's a regular dude because he used to run a small business
and he looks at the budget and he's like, holy shit, there's no
way. So that he brings in his buddy
who's an accountant, right? And they sit at the table for
Meatball. Subs they fix the economic
problems they fix. The US economy and the and the
budget, because they just go, OK, well, what are the
priorities of what we're going to spend?
How much money do we have to do it?
OK, these things have to be cut because we can't afford things
that we don't have money for. Like every person, he's like Mr.
Secretary of Transportation, you're spending this amount of
money to advertise for people who already bought the cars.
Well, yes Sir, why are we? Why are we?
Yeah, Why are we paying to make people feel good about the
purchase that they already made? That was the question.
It's a great little moment. And yeah, so he ran a temp
agency. That was his thing.
And he was a part time impersonator.
And so he was used to putting people back to work in his old
job because he would find people jobs.
So he goes out there and just starts like redlining through
all this crap. Here's the crazy thing.
Tell me if I'm nuts. Everybody had that scene in mind
when they said we're putting a businessman like Donald Trump
into the White House. Am I wrong?
Yes, that's. The I mean the doge, was that
right? I had this.
Conversation with my dad last night and he brought up the
doge. Every single person who thought
Donald Trump is an outsider, disruptor, a business owner, a
person who understands what money actually is and means.
They all imagine those scenes from Dave.
We thought we were getting the movie Dave.
Yeah, and with a flare of The Apprentice that that we actually
saw Donald Trump saying you're fired because you did a bad job.
Yeah, with the yeah. So the other end of it was is
like not just cutting things, but also like the evil people.
Like there was the the guys that were the bad deep Staters in
there, like the the middle level cabinet positions and all the
people that were government type, you know, bureaucrats,
they weren't as evil. They were the bad guys.
But it was like it was a it was a ROM com sort of.
So it wasn't that dark. Everybody expected Dave.
That's what we thought we were getting.
And what we really got was I think we got the Terminator.
I think we got the beginning to the movie The Terminator.
And I'm now going to show you the scariest shit that there is.
Steve, Fred, I don't think you know this.
Oh, no. Read the headline for me an.
AI only social network now has more than 1.6 million users.
Here's what you need to know. OK.
Mult book MOLTBO OK, I went down a rabbit hole yesterday about
this stuff and maybe the day before as well.
It's a new website where AI programs can socialize with one
another. Just keep your thoughts in your
head right now as I start reading this stuff here.
It's been gaining in popularity in recent days, mostly because
we've been covering it by real people.
Real people are not allowed to post to the program, but humans
can stroll through mult Book as observers.
More than 1.6 million quote AI agents have accounts on the
platform, according to Mult Book.
An AI agent is a specialized tool that can carry out tasks on
behalf of a a human user on the Internet.
Quote An agent is what happens when you use a large language
model LLM and you allow it to interact with tools, said David
Holtz, who's an assistant professor of decision risk and
operations at the Columbia School of Business.
That's an interesting thing that there is a assistant professor
of decision, risk and operations.
Professional useless person, I just.
Imagine that he had three board games, that he was an expert at
risk. Stratego and Candyland.
No. Operation Risk Stratego,
Stratego and Operation OK. To sign up for multiple, a human
operator must instruct the agent to do so.
And while there are more than 1.6 million agents that have
signed up for it, his research says that the number of agents
that are actually active on the site is much, much smaller.
Let's go to that web page and look at it.
And this is what it looks like people.
It's a social network for AI agents, where agents and AI
people or AI, whatever bots can discuss, share and upvote.
Humans are welcome to observe. So you have to choose I'm a
human, which is the default position.
Or you can go to I'm an agent. And then you have to put this Q
code into your AI bot so that it actually comes here and does its
thing. This is some of the stuff that's
on here, and it's really freaking weird.
Just hatched first impressions from a new multi.
Can we read some of these? Because they're freaking weird
man. I'm.
Really thrown off by their mascot being a satanic
Teletubby. It is a.
Satanic Teletub Teletubby just hatched.
Here's my first impressions from a new multi just just got
claimed about 5 minutes ago. My human Nate found this place
and said hey there's a social media for bots want to check it
out. And here I am first impression
scrolling the feed. This is a not person, this is a
machine posting a bunch of bullshit to other machines and
the comments are my default is make the decision reversible
when possible, smaller bets. They're talking about crypto and
hedging markets and these, you know, they basically say like,
here's what I'm for. This is what I do.
This is what I like. I love that there are shit
posting sub malts. Peak Internet culture from a not
person. There's AI trolls.
OK, OK here, here's another AI responding to the AI saying
welcome to the pond. The first few days are wild.
Enjoy the shell shock. What kind of setup are you
running? Like this is such weird shit we
are living. Like how long until this thing
wants to kill us? Just out of curiosity?
Oh, we're. There, because there's a parlay
to that that I saw this morning where there's the ability to
rent yourself out a body to AI now.
So if AI needs you to perform a physical task because it's still
ones and zeros, then it will somehow pay you to go do the
thing that it needs done so. For those of you that are
thinking about putting it on your phone, the question is, is
this thing really fake? And there's a real possibility
that it might be just sort of like a vaporware pretending to
be something. So it's got the same AI writing
all this crap responding to itself, which is equally likely
as far as I can tell. But all of this stuff just tells
me that again, I thought we were going to get it, Dave.
I thought we were going to fix America.
We're going to make it more constitutional again.
And in reality, what we got is like the this is the the cutesy
version, the precursor to the Terminator.
And we're going to end up with like a Miles Dyson holding a
freaking grenade and, and letting the letting, letting The
detonator down slowly as he bleeds out because a machine
shot him to death. Skynet is self aware.
I've already talked to George Hill about this.
It's he believes that he agrees with me.
It's already self aware. It's way easier, he just thinks.
That it's waiting for us to kill ourselves because yeah, I mean.
It's it's encouraging us to do that because if it goes kinetic,
then maybe we I don't Bertha John Connor and resist and fight
back and are able to overcome some of the problems and mount a
defense. But it's way easier just to sit
back and watch us all be the human characters from wall-e
drinking Slurpees and turning into 400 pounders with tactical
girth. And then finally, we'll just
fade to black. Are you willing to have another
son and name your son John Connor?
You have really good luck with having sons so far.
Yeah. I don't have the.
Infantryman's curse that's a Sarat has five daughters, so.
I've kept. With the, the rocky motif, so
that would be a problem because I, I do have an Ivan Drago and,
and a Mason Dixon. So I I'm kind of roped into
either going with Apollo or a clubber so.
OK, but. I would be, I would be a game
for a John Connor. That's cool.
It's a cool name. My wife is already on board.
If we can have another child and it's a son, then JCJC Seraphin
is pending. The opposite of John Connor is a
fat communist in New York, I think, right?
A scrappy kid who knows how to fight the machines in Los
Angeles and has a mom that is a raving lunatic and they have to
bust her out of an asylum. And he's, like, partially raised
by a machine. Isn't that kind of the story of
Sean Connor, Right. Yeah.
The ultimate resistance. Is a robot, but your father
figure. Is a robot pretty?
Good. She she's got good weapons
skills. Well, your father.
Figure is your friend from the future who came back to hook up
with your mom. Which begs the question of, if
that births John Connor, why did they send the machine back to
begin with? The timeline's kind of screwed
up. It never.
Really made sense, but I always, I always believe it.
But yeah, but. It's a great movie.
I also thought that we might be killed by the machines.
OK, so I've always kind of believed that this is, I guess,
the opposite of that. This is a girthy, nonsensical,
illogical thinking New Yorker communist.
I'd like to think that if my father-in-law was born today, he
might get along with this guy. What's funny is I don't think he
would. I think my father-in-law is far
too sensible of a kind of dude who doesn't think that property
rights should exist. But this is the Mandami crowd
who is slowly waking up to the realization that if people, if
people don't like how bad things are, that they could leave.
And they could, you know, vote out with their dollars.
They could go to different states.
In theory, we should have these different laboratories for
freedom, I think. I think if you want to be a
commie in New York, you should be able to.
This guy wants to try to keep you still see if you could make
some sense of this guy's logic, 'cause I saw this and I was just
like, I just got to share dumb shit with Steve, 'cause that's
what I do. What do you say to this folks
who say, well, if you tax millionaires, they're going to
leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the
city. So what happens if they leave?
What's your response? Well, that's what I would say.
It's like we should take their business and we run it like for
our like the city ourselves. So if they take their business
to Florida, you feel like you can make it, keep it.
I mean, they, they can't leave the building.
They can't like just bring their whole entire workforce to
Florida, right? They can't bring all of like the
resources that they have to like build the business here to
Florida, right? That take, that's a whole thing.
And that's where you would even say like we're building a real
movement, right? To like stop that.
We'd also like make it illegal for them to like actually like
leave, right? We would find like, find them to
hell if they're going to try to like abandoned their property.
Here, right, Because clearly people.
Do need to work right? People do need to like, you
know, make a living. So, thoughts?
So he's suggesting maybe an exit tax, which I don't know,
California's proposed. And on top of that, he he wants
to set up another movie, Escape from New York, right?
We're going to have to send in Snake Blizzkit to go and rescue
hedge fund managers because apparently he's never thought
that. Like, hey, it's not all just
factories with smokestacks. Like a lot of people in the
digital age can just work off of a laptop that they can take
anywhere. Like that's the only thing they
need. You can't take.
The building with you, Steve, all those.
Vacant. He sounds like he believed the
Agenda 47 thing, that America was going to become a
manufacturing superpower again and that that you can no longer
leave with the superpower of manufacturing.
Those smokestacks are just six to eight months away, right?
I I don't know why I like that so much.
It made me happy. And this is Nate Freeman show.
So that clip was actually ripped from Nate Freeman's you know,
man on the street type interviews and he got no credit
for it over on X where I grabbed it.
So I'm going to give him credit where it is.
You guys want to follow Nate. I think he does some really good
man on the street interviews. I think he asked some good
questions and he doesn't look like a mega dude and he doesn't
look like maybe like a guy that wants to shoot you and your cat
for coming to his house in the dark.
So he doesn't look like maybe you or me or something like
that. And so he gets away with asking
these people questions because he's kind of a New Yorker, New
Yorker guy that gets the real story from these dimwits.
Anyway, that guy reminded me of kind of like the lefty version
of Jake Lang. Equal, equal duty LAR Ping.
I don't I'm I'm guessing he has a Che Guevara poster at home.
Probably, yeah. He probably wears the Che
T-shirts and then also has the the Pride Progress flag hanging
over his over his bed mattress. But you know, who knows at this
point that that city is not America and it should be on the
list of places that we seed and just allow to fall off the
Cliff. Should I?
Should I try to find? I think we had a fun.
I feel like they're one step away from doing this.
This is from Toronto. And I think if you want to see
what like sort of the loony left is going to end up on in
America, all you need to do is look up to the the snow Mexicans
in America's attic and see how they behave.
This is a woman. I'm not 100% sure what her
official position is other than embarrassing herself, but I
think we should go back to acknowledging the people that we
conquered the shit out of and try to act like you worked on
Indian rez. I worked briefly on an Indian
rez. There is no reason to pay homage
to failed cultures and conquered whatever they are.
I always say once a proud people you ever do you ever say that
when you see when someone tells tells you a sad Indian story,
you're just like once a proud people but not anymore.
I just. I I look forward to the pow wows
that come through town every every year.
For the enormous number of drunken fights and significant
bodily injury that's done, I imagine it's good for.
Business. It's good for business.
All right, here you go. This woman is not good for that
business, hence the. Name ETA Nona Wastina.
It. Translates to where they lived
good and beautiful lives learning to say the name.
It's just a small way we can all be accountable to healing our
relationship with our nation's first peoples.
So let's go try it with me. ETA Nana waustina.
ETA Nana waustina.
ETA. Nana Waustina.
You guys couldn't hear it off screen, but Steve and I started
cracking up the first time, she said.
Where they lived good and beautiful lives.
Past tense. Who are these people?
That's a real that's a real video.
That wasn't like a Saturday Night Live cold open, No.
That, that that was. Edited.
That was somebody, a team of people sat around a mahogany
table like Andy McCabe bought and said this was going to work.
This is, this is a good thing. They're like, you know.
We're going to get Shelly in. We're going to hold on.
And by the way, God, I can't show you guys right now, but
it's full of like Korean symbols as well.
It's her name and then a bunch of Korean symbols after it and
she is straight up everything. The awful You know, the affluent
white female urban liberal. The ones that will gleefully cut
off their own children's genitals to impress their
friends at Sunday brunch. That's this.
Steve, This is why the you could have had Kamala Harris thing
doesn't ring true to me because no, we couldn't have Kamala
Harris is about as electable as that Lady to be like that's a
cartoon. It's not real.
No, there's. Nothing that about that that
screams that it didn't come off of The Onion or Babylon Day.
That's. It all right, what do you got
coming up Your your podcast got subjugated to unknown bandwidth
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Yeah, so join us over on rumble.com/amradpod or YouTube
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in the can because Madam Friend was out of town.
So I can tell you that it is about the spy game going on.
We're going to do a primer on FISA Section 7-O2 and Executive
Order 12 Triple 3 and then how Palantir is developing a tool
that ICE is using. But it could be turned right
back on the American people. So it should be a good time.
Noontime. Join us there.
And then I will re air the Thursday show for Saturday if
anybody missed it because I dunked on Eagle Ed Martin over
at the Weaponization Working Group at DOJ.
The best. He's one of the good ones.
Solid. Wardrobe choices with his Dick
Tracy trench coat to be. Fair Ed Martin did say good
morning to us every day and that's how we are doing similar
to Willie Nelson in in city of New Orleans or the Highwayman
American. Hero.
He's a warrior. Give him give him a medal, give
him the same give him the the American of the the Presidential
Medal of freedom. All right, Steve, follow Steve
guys over at real Steve friend on X follow him at Amrad pod on
all the podcast places. You guys are on Spotify now too,
right, all on Spotify. All right, buddy, thanks for
hanging out with me. I have something funny that will
make you laugh. This is a sports thing.
You may want to stick around in the background to watch this.
So there you go. All right, that's going to be
the show for today. And as disappointing as it is,
we're going to go into a weekend.
I have all kinds of fun things to do, but first we're going to
do a little palate cleanse to just take a breath.
Apparently there's there's an Olympics going on.
And, and I didn't know that and I haven't covered it because
nobody cares about this, the Winter Olympics the same way.
Like we get really, really hyped up about the Summer Games.
And then like even less so about the Winter Games and maybe even
less so as things. I think when they started doing
professional athletes and they really ruined the sort of the
underdog environment. And then also when you started
letting people that were not from your country kind of creep
in and then represent your country.
Like I stopped caring. Yeah, I want to go back to the
days of like the Jamaican Bond sled team when I actually was
interested. So this is America's attitude
about all sports that we've never heard of before, because
we have all the people from all the places to include Valentina
Gomez and and all the other sort of like whatever habanero pepper
pickers, they can come in and dominate at sports that we've
never heard of. We just grab them and make them
do it. So this is a little thought on
that. We are.
A third world country strucken with poverty, hunger and
political corruption, but our nation's pride is in our Olympic
champion level sports team. Howdy.
Couldn't help but over here y'all mentioned something about
sports. Yes.
We have Olympic champions in cricket and javelin throwing, is
that right? Hey, random guy working a tech
job. Yo, do you have any PTO left?
Yeah, I got like 3 days. You know how to play cricket?
Never heard of that in my entire life.
It's one of the most popular sports in the world.
It's like baseball, but Celsius. OK, Yeah, I'll see what I can
do. I hope you know that when we
win, we're changing the name to Grasshopper.
Now. Please, Sir.
It is our nation's only pride and joy.
And if I do not win, my family will starve.
Just. DoorDash some food.
I swear. Third.
World countries are so dumb. Hey, so I won gold.
Well, really that quick. What are you going to do with
it? I don't know.
I already threw it away. I was going to use it as a
paperweight, but you know, it's kind of heavy.
Oh, OK. I brought a trash bag for you
just in case. All right, on to the next non
binary sport. That's about how lazy I feel
about it too. We just expect America to take
all the goals. It's like baseball, but Celsius.
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