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Hey, should we bring on Steve Friend here?
Is that something we should do? Ryan, you really do that?
I think so. Yeah.
Got this. There he is.
This is very inspiring. I'm super inspired.
I mean I feel like this is the the walk up music you want to
have playoffs, you know division series in the line, maybe a
panic. You got to come up with it with
at least a double to drive in the the game-winning run and
then you just deliver on a O2 count.
I like it. You guys feel the drama in the
air. There it is real Steve friend
Steve, I'm gonna. I'm gonna fade this down just
cuz I've been downloading really fun music and I really like
this. I just think people can
appreciate it. I want you to talk about a
couple things. We're going to bring this on
breaking news though that just happened a few minutes ago.
We found out that Dianne Feinstein, Die Phi has given up
the ghost and she has now joined the spirit realm.
No more Dianne Feinstein. After 175,000 years in politics,
she is now done. You got any thoughts about that?
We're going to have to hear how Joe Manchin is the most
important guy in government all over again.
That was the one upside of the Republicans not getting the
majority or not keeping the 5050 split or whatever.
It was like a clear Democrat majority.
So we I got to just dispense with the whole myth that Joe
Manchin was a Great American hero and a consummate
conservative. And now I so I guess this takes
down to 50 to 49. But if he flips, then it's the
other way, So it's pretty nauseating.
I hate it. You want to throw that up on the
screen there? We'll read from Fox News real
quick because some of these things are really telling when
you have somebody who basically was a like The Walking Dead for
so long. She's part of the geriocracy as
I like to call it. This is the ancient people that
rule the Americans from their seats of power.
Imagine you're 90 years old. You've been suffering from
pretty extensive health issues for a long time.
She nearly died with a stroke. And man, if you could Scroll
down on that page, Ryan, you could see just how bad she
looked before She had like a droopy eye.
Her skin was falling off her face.
I don't mean to make light of the dead, but like, if you're
going to sit out in public and you're going to be a public
figure at that age, I just. I don't know what's wrong with
you. Who's proping that Lady?
She gave? Her daughter power of attorney
like a month ago or two months ago and remember thinking like
that's that should be an automatic disqualifier I would
think to hold public office. This is one of the There's only
100 Senate seats in the country, one of 100 people.
There she is. I'm going to read something to
you guys that blows my mind. She was the longest serving
female senator ever in the history of the American
Republic, elected in 1992, so before I got into high school.
And these are the quotes that they have on Fox News, which is
just worth reading because it's so strange, Senator Feinstein
led a bipartisan group of senators in passing legislation
that drastically increased the fuel efficiencies of cars.
No, I think people who made cars did that.
She just mandated it because she's from California and they
think they should run industry and they don't care about the
free market. That's part one. #2 She was a
leading voice in the effort to legalize gay marriage and ensure
the rights of L GB T Americans. We haven't legalized gay
marriage. It was a Supreme Court decision,
so that was a failure. That's false and made-up.
She was a champion for the preservation of the Mojave
Desert, Lake Tahoe, and California Forest.
Sure, whatever you say. She was also fighting against
drug tunnels. It's like this is all made-up.
Her most notable achievements, according to her biography, are
the enactment of the federal law enforcement ban on assault
weapons in 1994, which means that was 20 years ago, She was
relevant and she made a bad, unconstitutional decision to
pass a bill that limited something that did nothing to
crime. So, like, that's that's her big
thing. And she also passed a six year
review of the CIA's detention and interrogation program of
actual terrorists that were involved in actually hurting
American citizens. I don't know, die five, good
riddance audios. I don't have to be nice about
people that are awful and have done bad things for this
country. And she has.
So I hope her family's at peace. They paraded her out there in a
freaking wheelchair. And then her.
Her last moments are embarrassing.
I I wish people would know how to age with Grace in this
country and that they would learn, like, you know what?
You got no skin in the game. You literally have almost no
skin at all. It's falling off.
You have no collagen production. Maybe you just shut it down and
just, I don't know, go hang out with your grandkids and do what
people do when they're 90 years old.
Sit. Coffee.
And tell your story. Priorities are completely just
off kilter so. Just this is what's her record
that they're going to brag about.
So we we improve fuel efficiency in cars.
Oh, so you made cars use lighter materials, so now more people
die in traffic accidents. Appreciate it.
Do you want like a 1970, like Chevy Nova s s that's just made
of just like, solid steels? Like I beams, welded together?
There she is. There's there's Dianne Feinstein
getting wheeled in with like half her face drooping off.
Look, I'm not as mad at Dianne Feinstein as am about the people
that think that that's okay, right?
Who? Who trusts that Lady out and is
like, yeah, go make decisions for Americans.
You can't make your own medical decisions, but you could make
legal decisions for us and vote. And she, she's okay being their
puppet, just doesn't want to go spend her golden years doing
something else, You know, with family, maybe with some
grandkids. I mean, who know?
I know she has a daughter. I don't know if she's grandkids.
Her her daughter's like, old enough to collect Social
Security. She's like in her mid 60s, yes.
Her daughter is an old woman. Her daughter doesn't belong in
office. Correct.
Yeah.
So that's the geriocracy, which I my, my cousin sent me a thing.
He's like, you should you should trademark that.
I don't know if you can trademark just a word.
But in the same way that I've heard some other commentators
talk about things I've never heard anyone else talk about the
geriocracy the way that we do in the suspendables chat, man, good
riddance. If you are 1000 years old, I
don't want you. Who's up next?
Who's what? People said this comes in threes
in the chat. Chuck Grassley, Okay, Grasley's
He's 1000 as well. Yeah, he's 1000 McConnell
glitch. Glitch is not looking really
good. Either.
Yeah, yeah, that's not gonna be. That those are yeah he's he's I
said my walk up music and glitches on deck.
Yeah that's it. He he could, he could reboot at
any moment when if you touch him aggressively.
He's done that twice in public. How often do you think that that
thing actually happens to him? I think all the time, probably.
And. And that means people around him
know it. So look, we're equal
opportunity. If you're 1000 years old, I
don't want you in the seat of government.
I don't care who you are. I don't really want you in
government if you're dumb either.
There's a plenty of that and we're going to play some of this
later on. We're going to show you my my
absolute favorite. That's like one of the reasons
why you get into commenting on politics is the the the
brilliant AOC. Because she's got some touching
stuff for us. Let's let's just kind of talk
launching some topics here that I wanted to hit with you.
What? We're going to talk about your
discussion in front of a school board in a few minutes.
I want to talk about an A USA. Have you heard the story about
the Tampa A USA? Yeah, yeah.
So Ryan's going to pop this up. This is pretty fun stuff.
So this guy's name is Howard Franklin and he is now the
subject. If you want to pull up topic
One, Ryan, he's the subject of a of a stabbing inquiry.
He got into a road rage incident and the story is this.
He apparently was driving his car and two people had some sort
of altercation on the road and one of them reversed it.
He was asleep at the wheel, woke up, realize where he was, saw
another guy yelling at him, so he reversed his car into this
guy, Howard Franklin, who you're seeing on the screen now.
Howard. Sorry, not Howard Franklin.
What is Howard Franklin? Stabbing suspect.
That's that's where he was. Sorry.
His name is Patrick Douglas Scruggs.
I knew that didn't sound right. He worked for the United States
Attorney's office. He was prosecuting Jay Sixers
aggressively and including the lectern guy who tagged me on
Twitter and said hey this is the guy who came after me, 38 years
old worked in the the office for over 10 years.
So since he was about 28 and which means he was probably not
too long out of law school and this guy reversed his car.
This some other dude reversed his car, bumps into him after
waking up the wheel. Drugs God knows what, maybe
alcohol. And and this guy Scruggs gets
out and just starts stabbing him like with a pocket knife And the
guy's bleeding out of his hands and he chased him back into his
car. The guy's got his hands out of
the car like begging for mercy. Don't stab me anymore.
So there he is. There's his face on the screen.
This is the kind of people I don't know, do you think, do you
think going after January 6th defendants indicates a certain
of psychopathy that you might have, if you're that vicious
about it? I think ordinarily I would be
trying to get my head around. There's some sort of explanation
here that maybe there was a self-defense, maybe he thought
he was keeping this guy around and just know if this guy is
willing to. Put people in prison for years
on end because they walk through the Capitol.
Then I have to question his sanity.
I have to question his ethics and the fact that he's now got a
pocket knife that he's stabbing A motorist with.
Look, I I cannot. Look, I have a pocket knife that
you would actually stab people with.
It looks like this. This is my my daily care.
It's look, it's a backup knife. You can shoot with it and you
can do some other things I cannot fathom, like someone
bumping into my car and me going like, you know what, I'm going
to knife it's blade time. Like I'm going to start hacking
people. Just bizarre.
Totally bizarre. That's your primary weapon, too.
You can drop him down, Ryan. I don't need to see that guy.
He's he's hanging out in jail right now.
That seems like the right place for him.
I mean, and and then what? Where is the DOJ going to be on
this? Is this, this is got to be a
civil rights case, right? He he deprived this guy of the
civil rights by stabbing a drug addict who had other problems.
Clearly it's not. Definitely.
She's not going to be a local matter.
Well, and this is a Tampa area, right?
So actually this might be one of the county prosecutors that got
removed by the governor. So it might actually be a
legitimate prosecution. Otherwise, it would have been
one of those Soros prosecutors who just lets the guy walk.
Outstanding. Yeah, I've worked a case or two
down. Tampa is a weird place.
It's like and and no offense to anybody that lives in Tampa.
I'm not calling you out individually, but it might be
the sluttiest city outside of Miami in the entire United
States. Is that possible?
Worse than Vegas, bro. I've never seen anything like
it. When I was there, we went and
weren't there for two weeks and I was like, what is going on
here? Like, where are these women's
clothing? Where are their fathers?
It's it's truly wild. Like there's tons of cosmetic
surgery. There's a lot of that like, Euro
trashy vibe when you go downtown, which is where we were
working, and then right off downtown are slums where we were
watching like an ISIS dude. So this is Friendly Friday
Detour here. I was having a conversation
about cosmetic surgery with my wife and I said I'm going to
some events and I'll see somebody there, a woman, and
I'll say I know you. You have the same face as her.
You must have the same doctor, right?
That's so gross. Why do they do?
Like a third of the Congress has the same face.
They've all been going to the same person.
Nikki Haley is looking pretty crazy.
We're going to talk about the debate in a second.
I can't take Nikki Haley seriously.
At some point she got her teeth capped or something, and she
always sounds like she's talking, like she sounds like
she got the Nancy Pelosi face implant.
So everything she says just sounds absurd to me.
She used to be really kind of lovable listening to and and and
then I guess at some point you sell your soul to the Ukrainian
war machine and you no longer make sense.
That's kind of what I get the vibe from her.
And it's like every one of them turns this corner where they're
like, I could be a good person and I could hold up for the
things that I actually believe in.
But I'm going to just do a hard left right here.
I'm going to get face surgery. I'm going to put fake teeth on
and I'm going to go full fake and I'm going to just back the
military industrial complex with everything I have, I guess, I
don't know, bizarre. They all have the same doctor.
You're probably right. Look, while we're talking about
this, because we were talking about this off off camera before
we got started. Tattoos.
Waste of money. Easier for the FBI surveillance
team to spot. You change my mind.
No, can't change your mind on that one.
So I'm I'm clearly I'm an unmarked guy here.
I do. I have a question though.
Do you know what the the mail version of the tramp stamp is
called? No, but I've seen it.
I had a instructor when I was in the military.
What's it called? It's called a stag tag.
I had a guy that was in the that was in the Air Force with me.
He was instructor. I don't want to name him, but he
was a really nice man and he was a good looking dude too.
He was like super muscular and fit and well spoken and
articulate and intelligent and fully capable.
He's a special operator and he had two dolphins that were doing
like a chasing each other around the globe and and and a globe in
the trams and position. I don't know if it was a bet.
He never once explained it. We never had the like the nuts
to ask him like what was going on there?
I I like when your instructors are are crushing you daily and
that guy physically can outrun everything.
He was like a you as far as like the running thing.
He's like a, you know, sub six minute miler for the mayor, for
the marathon. Yeah, just like a stud.
Just a freak. Yeah, I don't, I don't want to
run with those guys. Like I I'm not sure that he
could lift everything. I'm not sure.
But he could run for all days and he would go on runs where he
would literally run 6 minutes at pace and just kill us because
we're out there. Like also he was fresh.
He'd be fresh and we've just been like drowned in the pool
and like beaten, you know, and woken up and carried a rock for,
you know, 10 miles. And then he'd be like.
Let's go for a run. Like drop your rudler and you go
run. So you can never really make fun
of him because he was a stud. But like the Dolphins chasing
each other, it's definitely it's definitely weird.
It's questionable. And I mean, people always have.
There's always a story behind the tattoo.
Which again, it could have been a man up challenge.
Someone would be like 100 books says you won't do that.
And he was like, take it. It's the people that try to
like, look. They like it, it's cool in their
mind, they think it looks good. I'm like, all right, good on
you. I'm sure his boyfriend thought
it looked great. Yeah.
Yeah, it's great. He had a great view of it too,
but the. It's the folks that, like, try
to give symbolism to something that it clearly doesn't because
they want it to be more significant.
It's like, this is a in honor of my grandfather who died and I'm
like, it's a clown strangled by a Python holding a skull.
I actually like that a lot. I I would not be mad at somebody
for having that. I wouldn't do it to myself.
I think it's ridiculous. I had a friend who we used to
wear those short silky's at the Marines, where we call them
Sophies, because that's the company that makes them.
So we'd have them either in blue or black in the two different
programs I was in. And one of the dudes, One of the
dudes came in like on a on a on a Monday morning for PT and like
above his knee all the way up until it disappeared was this
like full color red squirrel, like a like a beautiful cartoon
squirrel. It had like the, you know, like
the white chest and the red fur. And he's just reaching up and
his hand disappeared into the shorts.
His name is yeah, his name is Underwood.
And I'm like, Underwood, what's going on there?
He's like, dude, it's just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
I mean, people in the military make bad decisions.
If you are a nonmilitary member that has gotten tattoos like
that, you can put him in the comments what your favorite
tattoo is. Somebody on Twitter responded to
me because I just decided to throw that bomb out there and
people get really emotional about their tattoos and the
money they wasted. And this guy said, I think that
tattoos are either for sailors or prostitutes.
And a woman responded like, how dare you?
Like, why would you call me that?
And he said, what kind of boat do you have?
Which is my favorite? It's like if you just want, if
you just want to be that guy, all right, we're throwing bombs,
but that's let's throw more bombs.
Let's go to the attack on all fronts.
We pull up a topic #2, because this is how ABC covered the
sorry, this is this is how ABC covered up on what happened with
Trump. We're throwing bombs here.
The guy was not at the debate. So that's what some people were
arguing in the the the GOP debate.
But what he was doing was dealing with this.
You saw this probably earlier this week.
Y'all officials cementing plans for Monday's $250 million civil
fraud case against Donald Trump's This is Leticia James,
the A G of New York just tying Trump up in knots.
We've got now 4 total indictments to state, to federal
and this nonsense which has been going on for years alleging like
some fraud with no victim that the A G just decided to take on.
Have you been following this trial at all, Steve?
A little bit. But I I mean, I will say the
fact that Leticia James is bringing it is is noteworthy to
me. She got elected.
She was the attorney General of the state of New York.
She clearly had her eyes on the governor's mansion.
That's the way it works in New York.
And she actually entered that race and then was clearly told
by the party to step aside. They wanted Kathy Hochul to be
able to retain the seat. And I'm wondering what deal was
struck there. So stay where you're at.
Is a G bring a civil suit to continue to try to bleed Trump
white? Financially and then we'll give
you Schumer's seat or something to that effect.
So I think that we'll see her be elevated pretty high into the
the Democrat Party machine soon. Whenever I see her name, I
always think of Sean Connery doing SNL.
You know when you have, like Will Ferrell doing Alex Trebek.
Oh, the the Jeopardy. I just, yeah, the Jeopardy one.
I just feel like like he always would mispronounce her name and
he'd be like it's Latitia. Like because of the way it's
spelled, I always look at it and I hear that in my head.
I hear Fake Sean Connery doing Letitia James.
Back in the day when SNL was funny, man, back when they
actually did humor in comedy, right.
So we saw the judge a little bit earlier.
The guy looks like death warmed over.
He looks like the crib keeper and he's out there.
I didn't know this, but the Supreme Court judges in New York
are actually elected. Well, I guess they do that in a
number of places. I know they do it Wisconsin as
well. And Scott Presser has been
pushing that pretty weird. I feel like our judiciary has
has the clowned itself in a number of ways.
And electing judges, which I know we do on the county levels
in a lot of places too. It's so strange, It's such a
strange thing, that you would take someone in a partisan role
and then put them into a supposedly nonpartisan, unbiased
way of judging somebody. Is that?
Yes, especially when they're supposed to recuse themselves if
they do have a conflict. What if they?
What if they really want someone to lose?
Yeah, I mean, well, I mean in that case then it's just you
have to use your your best judgment.
But it yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
But then you go back the other way, like do you want to have a
judge who's gets a lifetime appointment and then they look
like Dianne Feinstein at the end or like Ruth Bader Ginsburg who
apparently was falling asleep during arguments but she was
super strong. You remember all the videos that
they were tried out talking about how tough she was.
I I noticed the same things about Biden.
They're always talking about how strong and capable and like
masculine he is. Like look at him.
He can jog for 9 steps and he didn't even poop himself and
you're like oh. Those are stopping now, man.
I saw a couple stories this week and I was like, up, up, here it
comes. They snapped for 48 hours during
the primaries last time to get him installed.
And now it's going to be let's get rid of them, let's boot
them. I think they're done with Biden
too. I keep seeing like, more and
more people. I see people like sank from the
from The Young Turks. And he's out there tweeting
about, like, if you think Biden could win right now, you're
crazy. And it's like, well, we've been
thinking that for the beginning. In fact, we thought that in 2019
and we still think that. I'm not.
Yeah. And they so we we got the Gavin
Newsom I'm not running to well you know it's constantly
evolving. And he was he's now he's going
to do a debate against the maybe a presumptive nominee for the
Republican side And then you had that poll that came out that
said that Trump was up by 10. If you look at the internals of
it though it's it's ridiculous. It says like it says like
Biden's going to win minorities by, like, single digits.
Like the internals are a joke but they and they try that out
there because it well we got to get rid of Biden and now we'll
see them start going after Hunter more so.
And it'll be like, look we're going to do this easy way or the
hard way. You can say I've got health
reasons or whatever I need to pull out and now we'll just
install the next guy, which I think they have their heart set
on on Newsome because definitely can't be Kamala cackles.
I don't think so either. He he definitely seems smarter
than I'm going to get into the the debate stuff because we got
a video from the debate. It's the highlights of that.
Before we do that let's say thanks to a Catholic vote.
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Let's get, let's get Steve back on.
Let's get Steve's reaction to this video.
Let me see here. I think we've got the highlights
video. It's going to be video #1, Ryan,
starting at 35 seconds in. Let's give a few seconds for a
BC to tell the story of the debate that I missed and didn't
watch, which means I won. I think America won.
America won. Yeah.
Into the debate. Two of the candidates who were
on the stage. Aimed their fire at the
candidate who didn't bother to show up.
Donald Trump is missing in action.
He should be on this stage tonight.
He owes it to you to defend his record where they added 7.8
trillion to the debt that set the stage for the inflation that
we have. Chris Christie taunted Trump
over his refusal to debate. Donald, I know you're watching.
You can't help yourself. I know you're watching Okay and
you're not here tonight. Not because of polls and not
because of your indictments. You're not here tonight because
you're afraid of being on the stage and defending your record.
You're ducking these things. And let me tell you what's going
to happen. You keep doing that.
No one appears going to call you Donald Trump anymore.
We're going to call you Donald Duck.
But that was the only mention in the entire debate of Trump's
indictments, and there was no mention whatsoever of this
week's ruling by a New York judge.
That Trump's company had committed widespread fraud.
It was an unruly debate, with the candidates often talking
over each other. This.
Isn't. Productive, I want to say.
I must have a policy debate and what's going.
On moderators repeatedly had to plead for the candidates to
follow the rules. We cannot talk over each other.
We must respect each other's time.
Businessman Vivek Ramaswamy, who harshly attacked his rivals in
the last debate, tried to play nice this time.
These are good people. On this stage.
But the others weren't buying it.
We think about the fact that Avak just said we were all good
people and I appreciate that because last debate, he said.
We were all bought and paid for. Former South Carolina governor
Nikki Haley took aim at Ramaswamy for joining Tiktok,
which is owned by a Chinese tech company.
After once calling it digital fentanyl.
This is infuriating because Tick Tock is one of the most
dangerous social media acts that we could have.
And what you've got. I honestly, every time I hear
you, I feel a little bit Dumber for what you say.
Hilly also sparred with fellow S Carolinian Tim Scott, who she
appointed to fill a vacant Senate seat when she was
governor. 12 years. Where have you been?
I voted. No wrong I.
Voted, nothing has. Happened.
Here's what you've done here. All right, get away.
I don't want to see that nerd. I told.
I literally told Ryan I was like, just cut it when you see
the nerd pop up from a BC. So couple things that happened
during that debate that I didn't watch but I got to see some
highlights from. I've decided to switch my not
vote in the not primary that I'm probably not interested in
because I don't care. I'm voting.
Anybody who's not Biden and anybody else can decide who that
is. I assume it's going to be Trump,
but I'm more than happy to change my my backing.
I'm going for Chris Crispy. Chris Christie won me over with
a Donald Duck comment. How about you?
Oh yeah, man. That's that's the sole reason
why people donated enough to get him on the debate stage so that
he could drop that zinger. I mean, that's that was comedic
gold right there. They're like $50,000 sick burn,
bro. We got it, man.
It like whatever is devastated right now.
Whatever they have in the Chris Christie coffers, they should
throw at Kyle Seraphin to because they need to up their
comedic game. That that was weak sauce.
I mean you. Can't remember that one day
there was a writer strike. So they just got over that.
Maybe they didn't have him on time.
You know. I think though that you know,
look he's in it just because he wants to attack Donald Trump.
That's that's his vindictive fat rolly Polly dumpling of a man.
I mean personally I I'm a big believer that I don't want any
candidate for any office to take my vote for granted.
I I like, I would like to see Donald Trump up there.
But I understand from his campaign strategy the reason not
to be there. And I also understand that
that's something that nobody's talking about.
There's a legal strategy here. He might be asked a question up
there that he, if he provides an answer for, would jeopardize him
legally. And what's he going to say, like
I can't comment on that in a debate that's that's going to be
bad for him. So he's kind of between a rock
and a hard place when it comes to making that decision and and
to either fight the the front in the court or fight the front on
the campaign trail. So that that's something that's
just not been pushed out. But I do think that any
candidate for office should not take my vote for granted and
then go out and make the case, make the case objectively for
for what you want to have. And I would like for very much
everybody else to get out of the way.
I don't really care about inner party politics in South Carolina
between Tim Scott it. Was very compelling.
What are you talking about? I don't care about that.
And nobody in America cares about that.
It's just gross. And that's probably the goal.
I mean, again, it was the same thing that Garrett and I dealt
with when we testified. They just make it an awkward,
terrible experience and I just want to change the channel and
check out and then we can't ever have any change because people
are like, they're all corrupt. I don't care.
So Ben Shapiro does a really good job commenting on that.
I've been listening to him for years.
I've been doing it less since the COVID stuff, but.
What I heard was he would always say whatever, whatever candidate
or whatever party the referendum is on is the candidate in the
party that loses. If the Republicans are going to
make it about what they got going on and we're going to have
infighting about whether Donald Trump is good.
Like like you said, he's got a quarter billion dollar lawsuit
in front of him in New York in an unfair district.
He's got two local indictments both in Georgia and in New York.
He's got two federal indictments.
None of these things are should be taken for granted.
There may be a legal strategy to keep your mouth shut and.
People like, did anybody watch that Chris Christie clip and go,
I was feeling Donald Trump. That's what I was about.
But now I'm Chris Christie. Is anybody doing that at all in
America? I I don't think so.
But at the same time, like, look what Donald Trump said about
where he kind of he went hard left to the abortion issue.
And I'm just like, dude, the the singular great achievement of
your entire presidency was the appointment of these justices
who overturned Roe. And now you're going to, like,
go back to the left and So what? Name me the voter who's like,
you know, I voted against Donald Trump.
He was the worst thing ever in 2016.
But now he hates abortion in 2020.
But now he's like, you know, he sounds kind of reasonable.
The 15 weeks, like, I think I'm going to come on board for that.
If that drives you to the polls. That person doesn't exist.
The only people that go that if they're voting on abortion are
Planned Parenthood employees or the people that attend the March
for Life rally. There's no.
And here's the thing. And I don't know why someone's
not paying Someone Like You or me to get up there and help them
troubleshoot this. Because this is really easy.
Like if you've ever been involved in an interrogation or
an aggressive interview, which you and I both have done these
things, or you've ever just had people that are smart, that are
trying to spar with you, you just don't fall into the stupid
trap. The answer is this has already
been adjudicated by the courts. This is a states rights issue.
I'm not running for a state office.
I put people in the, you know, into the.
The Supreme Court that did what they think is correct and I'm
really proud of my appointments there.
My record is good. We've already moved on from this
as a country. If you want to have a state
change the game, then vote for it in your state.
The end there's no reason Santa's thing to the to the
survivor question who should be voted off.
He's like I'm not answering that.
That doesn't concern me that right.
Like just dismiss it. And you look like a boss when
you do that because you're saying it's beneath me to even
answer that question and I mean if if the legal strategies for
Trump not to debate just say it. I think that that's.
Look, I said it here. I said it here.
Exactly. It's like all you got to do is
come out and say these guys are all equivalent to be who's in
charge of the GOP. I'm already in charge of the
GOP. This is my party and I'm running
for national office. Those guys can argue for 2nd
place if they want. I'm looking at Joe Biden because
that's who my rival is. The end.
That's who all the polls are going to be about.
The rest of them are irrelevant. And if you're serious, then
that's what you do. But someone is not teaching him
how to just look for you. You, you always in sales, you
always try to like they say, fake it until you make it or you
dress for the job you want. This is another thing you always
hear people say, like act like you've already been there
before. As you like to tell me, you know
you've already been in the end zone.
You've already been president of the United States.
So go back and do it again. Just go back and tell people,
look, I've already done this. I've already, you know, people
already know what I'm about. And you can judge my record.
And there may be things I didn't perfectly.
I'm running for office. I think this country's in bad
shape. I'm ready to move forward.
Join me if you want the end unrelated to that, to the to the
debate itself. I can't take that seriously.
If they're not going to talk about COVID, which they've yet
to do, nobody wants to talk about it.
The biggest thing that ever happened in the history of the
country, or at least in our lifetimes.
There are 10s of thousands of people in each serious district
that is blue that lost their jobs over this stuff.
I just talked to a former NYPD Lieutenant who's now a buddy of
mine. I got.
We we talked for about an hour and a half after our show last
night and like listening to him talk, I was like.
There are so many people that want to change teams that want
to go out there at like they their their whole world was
wrecked. And think about it when you take
a man out of his job or a woman out of his job or out of her job
when she's like the breadwinner for that family.
If you happen to have somebody that lost a significant salary
he lost $200,000 from the NYPD after 18 years before he got his
pension. And for me that's what a
suspendable looks like as well. It's like you know what's right
He said his wife told him what's your integrity worth.
It's the same conversations that you had with your wife and I had
with mine. Our families decided what's our
integrity worth and. It's worth not having this job.
We'll figure it out. I don't know how we're going to
do it. We're going to figure something
out that there's a lot of people that made those decisions and
they were not decisions that Donald Trump put on them.
They were decisions that got made at the local level.
And you know, he should be running on his things like,
look, I let states figure it out for themselves.
Some states made really bad decisions.
We're going to try to fix that when we get in.
I don't know. It's it's not very hard.
I don't know why who's running these campaigns, but they they
seem dumb. Yeah, I think that there was
just so nobody wants to talk about it.
Who was trying to get your vote for the president?
Because so few people like did anything correct there and they
don't want to highlight the the negatives.
But that's that was a pressure test.
That was a stress test to see what your capability was as a
leadership during the, you know, the the worst of moments and
worst of times. And if you didn't pass muster, I
think that that should be brought to the forefront,
especially in a debate where you're having serious
conversations about serious issues, which is not what
happened on Fox. But you know, that's Fox.
That's why it's Fox. We need to put Fox down to just.
I heard, I heard the comparison. It's like Old Yeller.
It used to defend the family, but now it's definitely easy.
We need to put it down. That's.
So bad, Ryan. We pull up topic 4.
I'm going to run through this is Kyle and Steve's hot takes on
this. Let's do the.
No, that's not it, I don't think.
Topic 40. Sorry.
You're right. Topic three, My bad.
You were correct. I'm wrong.
Go ahead and pull this up. So here it is.
This is NPR6 takeaways from the second GOP debate.
They were attacking Biden, Trump, and each other.
I'm just reading the highlights here because they're really
funny. Nikki Haley was on fire.
Again, I want to just discuss that in one SEC.
We're going to circle back to that guy.
Frontrunner was absent but not ignored.
So that's Trump, obviously. China foreign policy thread goes
through everything. OK, fine.
There's a fading memory of Ronald Reagan that has nothing
to do with it. And they made fun of Biden for
quote, UN quote, sleeping with teachers, which was a Chris
Christie line because he said she he's sleeping with a member
of the teachers union which, you know, spoiler alert, that's his
wife. There's many problems with Jill
Biden. I think the fact that she worked
as a teacher is probably not the worst of them.
Ronald Reagan irrelevant. And the Rep you know, who cares
about that. That's totally unnecessary, has
nothing to do with the thing. But I do love that they said
Nikki Haley's coming in on fire again.
Is that the preferred candidate for the left right now?
You think she says all the right things about Ukraine, so maybe
that's. They just love giving money over
there, don't they? But what's crazy is how not too
long ago, she was seen as very far right.
Like, that would be great if we could get her as a nominee.
My wife was on her e-mail list. Yeah.
My wife used to get her emails. Fundraising.
They just all turn to fundraising.
I mean it shows you how the the grassroots at least
ideologically has shifted as far as involvement in foreign wars,
how we've kind of flipped the script on it.
We're now the the antiwar party. Where is the code?
Pinkers used to be like in the early 2000s we were like now
we're America. We got to go over there and and
you know turn, turn it that country of glass.
But that mentality is now kind of flipped on its head and.
We have to be realistic, right? Because that's when the parties
flipped. Now if you'll remember, the
Democrats were anti lockdown. That's what they're going to be
arguing at some point real soon that they were not the ones who
believed in lockdowns, they just believed in mandating a vaccine
on everybody. So they're really the party of
freedom. It's coming man.
Whatever it is that the minop is coming, it's coming for us 100%.
There's no question in my mind, yeah, it'll be a new Southern
strategy when. Yeah, exactly.
But it's going to be called something else.
I mean, it'll be called the 2020 election flip strategy or
something. COVID 23 The election variant.
That's it. So let's let's pull up this
thing. What happens when you actually
have Democrat policies. This is video #3.
So Ryan, if you want to cue that thing up that I got two of them,
video 3 followed by video five, I think maybe video 6 is going
to be it. So we're going to play some
back-to-back videos and we got the the Democrat reaction to
that kind of thing. So let's see that.
But this is what happens when you want to go with the Nikki
Haley is on fire route and or Biden is a good guy.
Let's do video 3. That's a footlocker if you're
listening. OK, there's a bunch of people
running out of Footlocker, but they don't seem to be paying for
anything out of running with boxes carrying garments out.
Sounds nice. I kind of thinking about moving
to Philadelphia. My family and I have been
thinking about where would we go next?
Maybe we could do the next video.
They move on their shopping spree.
These these riders that were going after it in Philly and
they decided to go video #5. This is really good too.
OK, where we going next? Where we going next?
Oh my God. Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God.
They going to lure me now. I don't even know how to how you
say that, Stuart. Lulu.
How you say that store, Steve? You say that Lulu, Lulu.
Lulu. Let's Lululemon, man, that's
that's just made for the suburban women.
We're not done yet, because video number six is going to
explain to you a little bit more about what happens when you go
shopping in Lululemon and the cops show up all right.
Record this. No good.
Record this. Mamas.
Everybody keep. Keep your phone out.
Everybody keep your phone out.
Keep your phone out, recording
yourself committing Grimes. That's yeah, that's, that's
Meatball. That's her name, apparently.
That's at least that's what I saw in the headlines and she did
a really good job. We could throw up this topic #4,
which Ryan teased up a little bit earlier.
This is the. This is the reason why I don't
have any. Sympathy for Lulu Lulu Lulu How
you say that Lululemon CEO defenses policy after workers
were fired for trying to stop theft.
They don't want you stop in theft over at Lululemon, they
want you to just let it happen. This is a reporting from
thestreet.com. This happened back in June.
Some of you guys may remember this, but basically the reason
Lululemon pants are $150.00 for some $8 worth of yoga pants that
are made in Chinese is because they have a 0 tolerance policy
around engaging with a thief. When they're being stolen.
When? When?
When items are being stolen. Why?
Because we put the safety of our team and our guests and people
that steal from us center. It's only merchandise.
We don't care if you've ever gone to the emergency room and
you're like Dang, how's it like $1000 for this doctor to come in
and take my temperature and send me out with a bandaid?
It's because there are 8 homeless people that have also
been treated and they're not paying anything.
You're paying for all of them. At Lululemon.
You're paying for these rioters who have broken into
Lululululululululu. How you say that store and
that's what happens next. But.
I want you to have a sobering perspective, and I'll get your
take on it too. Let's do video #4, because this
is really what it was all about. You probably knew this already,
Steve, but video 4? Let's go and run that.
And so they go out and they need to feed their child and they
don't have money. So you maybe have to you're
they're put in a position where they feel like they either need
to shoplift some bread or go hungry that night.
So talk to me about the bread you saw in that video.
If you would, I'll just give you free rain.
It's all you. All right.
So we'll just last thing first, AOC, who is actually an actress
that's been documented that they had, they she ran for that
congressional seat in a primary on a like weird random vote they
were having. They wanted to get out.
The long entrenched congressman who was there was pretty
powerful. I believe it's like third or
fourth in line. The Democrats and they got rid
of him. She auditioned for it.
They they had a whole like documentary on it.
And you'll notice that in her first couple years where she was
the so fresh, So faces. Ben Shapiro likes to talk.
About her super fresh in face, Yeah, she had a staff that was
kind of writing her lines for and they have moved on to other
things, which is why she's just been more and more absurd and
saying things like these people are stealing bread when they're
stealing the Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, How do you say that pants?
How do you say that, pants? That seems out of jail, by the
way. She got arrested because she
live streamed and documented all the evidence of being involved
in crimes and then she's already out.
So thanks Larry Krasner. Yeah.
I mean it's no, no bail because that's, I don't know rails race
something like that. And look the police have to do
their job. And I, you know, I understand
that the case of like why are they defending the store if they
won't defend themselves. I think it's just from a
community standpoint, like that's why your tax dollars go
to the police. But the same token, like you can
see they were fighting that person on the ground.
I mean, there was at least a passive resistance there.
Oh, it was active. If you watch there's other
angles of that. It's it's really active.
They do some body slams and those dudes fight their way back
up and they're back on their feet.
Like it went to the ground and it got back up to the feet.
It was really ugly. So I mean aggressive, resisting,
resisting and we can, we can expect, well, now that Jack
McGuire has moved on the new S A/C in Philadelphia, I'm sure
will direct a color of law investigation of those officers
for civil rights violations of people who are just trying to
get some rye bread for the Sabbath, maybe some holla and
then at Lululemon. But the upside is, is that the
dogs are safer Because Jackie McGuire, if you guys have not
followed it, you can go back to our episode entitled You Can't
Just Shoot a Dog Where I Break Down.
Why it's probably not cool for the FBI Special Agent in charge
of the the Philadelphia field office to smoke a dog on a on a
city street about as busy as that street.
She smoked a Pitbull, which actually has nothing to do.
It doesn't matter what kind of dog it is.
If you shoot a dog on the city street, how many, how many
stories have we ever read about? Like FBA agent smokes dog while
on a walk at night? It's just, you know, anybody
that's done. That other than Jacqueline
McGuire. Other than Jackie, no.
Well, I mean, I think the FBI has.
My buddy calls her two mags. By the way, 11 mag for the dog,
one mag for the threat. Well, she probably needs that
much ammunition. I can't imagine she's passed too
many firearms calls. She goes to the executive ones
where they just don't. Side note, will.
You tell the story of the marking targets for executives
as a firearms instructor. The integrity one they have,
they have these executive shoots that you know the rank and file
don't go to. You got to be at least 14 to get
to go up there. But mostly it's the senior
executive service. The S A/C will seek out the
firearms instructor within the field office and be like, hey we
have a private shoot and when you when you have the target now
it's used to be 60 rounds now it's 50 rounds.
You do the shooting and then they go up and you have to score
that it's any anything on the human box.
It's not even like a good state call like where there's at least
like a center mass target that you expect your deputies and
police officers to hit. As long as it is on the general
human body, it counts as a hit. And they will go with the
Sharpies and and mark ones that they've counted.
And you can bet that if it's, you know, a couple centimeters,
they will just tear the paper and and say, oh, that that broke
the edge and just to give. The edge?
Yep, that they will give them the credit for for hitting.
They will miscount the number of rounds.
I've heard that they will hold rounds till the end or and or
they'll do it early on and and and just dump a whole mag from
three yards and and then just. Miraculous.
People have to understand that the qualification starts off at
3 yards, goes to five yards, goes to seven yards, goes to 15
and 25. I would say most executives
cannot make a target hit at 15 or 25 yards.
And so if he's talking about dumping the mag, they basically
send all the rounds that they have on them as early as they
can, even if it's more than what's allowed because it's
three yards. I think you get like 3 seconds
to drop 3 rounds, which you could do in about a second and a
half. Your splits could be a couple
more in and that that ensures that you're there and then, oh,
I need to maneuver my ammunition around my magazines.
I miscounted on this one, so I don't have enough.
What do they say about integrity?
It's only a problem something if you have it.
Yeah, integrity is only a problem if you have it.
You don't need to have it to be a senior executive in the FBI.
By the way, it totally unrelated but something that one of my
instructors had. This is a non FBI instructor.
I actually paid for training with people that are
professional shooters because I like to get better and one of
the guys said that if you're splits.
If they're too long, then you're not shooting fast enough, right?
But he said if your splits are too fast, you're not thinking
because you can't shoot faster than you can think.
And he says I like to think that all my splits need to be a legal
dating age. They need to be .18 seconds or
longer. But they shouldn't be like 1/3
of a second. So they should be like be like
.18 point 21 seconds if you're doing fast shooting.
Hot legal. That's what he said.
That's I'll give straight credit where it goes.
That's a guy named Jedi. It's from modern Samurai project
and his name is Scott Julinsky. He's a really, really good
instructor. If you guys ever want to have
the definitive course on a red dot pistol shooting, I think
he's got it. And I've trained with a bunch of
people but that guy's, he puts it out there.
So anyway, keep your splits legal.
So you're thinking that's just. Pro tip for those of you who are
who are gun carriers and might have to defend a family member
somewhere. Not a dog.
You can't shoot a dog on the
street. That's not unless it's attacking
you. You have to be trained on
everything in the FBI you know is to to to use that that weapon
system. It can't just be like that, a
particular type of Glock. It can't be a clock 17 in
general. Well, I want to have my own
Glock 17. Well, now you have to qualify
with that. Right, everyone.
Every block of recognition software that's allowed you.
Want to hit that a little bit? Cuz we didn't pull up the
article, but it's worth talking about and then we'll talk about
your school board performance. Cuz you got two topics that are
fun. Yeah, that was that was that
came out from the Government Accountability Office that the
FBI relies heavily on facial recognition software, yet most
of the employees are not trained on how to actually use it.
And I know Garrett's talked about that in the past where he
had a guy that they they got the hit on the facial recognition
software from a driver's license photo that was like 100 pounds
and 30 years old and so clearly wasn't the guy do.
You ever get facial recognition training?
No, never did. But I could.
I could cite being admonished when I asked for a another
employee. She she was helping me out one
day and I was like, hey, can you burn these recordings to disk?
And she did and we got in trouble because she hadn't been
trained on how to burned recordings to disk when like if
you are a child of the 90s, you did that with Napster.
It's not really like new technology but that was a big no
no in the Bureau. But we can send people to
federal prison based on facial recognition software that is
state-of-the-art, allegedly and is not training.
There's no accountability for anybody on that.
We're just going to like take your word for it.
It's chat, GB T said yeah, that's the bad guy.
Go get him. And you did it.
I will say that the odds of the spatial recognition software
being cutting edge is very, very low.
If anybody has listened to this program for a long time, you
know that the motto of the FBI's Information Technology Division
is yesterday's technology tomorrow.
That is it folks. It is Bureau wide.
It is well known that the worst technology that we can field is
what we put out there in the world.
So that's cool. Why not?
Might as well. Kind of kind of a classic stuff
that goes on when you've worked with the federal government.
If you think the federal government is capable of like,
deep seated, capable cabals, you haven't worked with enough
federal agencies. It's more likely to Forrest Gump
its way into like Evil than it is to actually plan it like The
Wanted poster that I told you about today.
That yeah. The Russian.
Yeah, the the FBI would have you believe that they have
borderline superhuman powers. Magical when it comes to
investigating, but when it comes down to it, they just put out a
wanted poster and say if you know this guy, tell us where he
is and when that inevitably fails we say we'll give you
money. Right.
But here's the other funny thing that people should probably
realize that when somebody appears on an FBI wanted poster,
it means the FBI thinks that they're close to finding that
person. So they could be like, look, we
just got a most wanted felon that we claimed was most wanted
by ourselves. The government has determined
him to be most wanted right after we found him and then we
wanted him. It's one of two things.
They either know he's very gettable and that way they can
claim they got somebody off the list or they want a ton of
resources so they lobby to get the person on the top ten and
then they get like space like a nose to death level of funding
they can. There's no limit to the check
that they could. They can strike.
I've heard people say things like Steve used to work for the
government. Why don't you trust the
government? Why don't you trust the
government, Steve? Because they told us that the
the earth is round and then we all know that it's flat, right,
Ryan? Oh God, Ryan.
Yes. Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have diversity of thought.
Ryan does a whole show on the mornings on Friday that I
recommended to him just because he was trying to sell it to me.
And I'm like, I don't want to do that.
But it's flatter. Friday you can watch Ryan Matta.
He will. I don't even know what pill that
is. He'll rainbow pill you.
What is the pill he'll squash? Pill you if you want to go dog
pill. It takes a lot of peanut butter
to get it all the way down. Man, it's it's a rough one.
Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot of problems I have
with the Flat Earth people. Mostly the one is that I don't
care if the earth is flat. My life continues the same way
it is. But if you want to watch some
flatter stuff with Ryan in the mornings, wake up early on on
Fridays to go check that out. If you want to have fun, just
walk up to any of one of Ryan's buddies and be like, tell me
about the chemtrails. Ryan, you have a chemtrail thing
coming up again. You want one?
You going to come to that? I assume you're going to get it
done. The Flat The Flat Earth Friday
is available to you all now. You guys know you can't unknow
that. I got Lemon Zinger in the chat
saying, OMG, the show is hilarious today.
Sorry. It's been a serious week.
It's been kind of weird. I feel like I'm blowing off a
little bit of steam with you all, but I actually really
enjoyed talking to Steve about this stuff.
How about something that was kind of fun?
You got to read pornography in front of a school board meeting.
You want to set up this clip? Yeah, I was recruited by some of
the Moms for Liberty in my community.
They, they locate. Are they Nazis?
I think that that's what that that's what the Southern
Property Law Center said. So they they were going to use a
new Florida law about sexual content in the books.
And it's pretty good law because if you go to the school board
meeting and you you have an objection to this content and
you read it and it's too obscene for the school board meeting,
they immediately have to act on the book.
So they they pull it and do an evaluation.
So they said hey we'll just get up there and we've we've
identified it and. I want to pause you quick
question. This came out of the chat.
I just want to share with you. I bet you have a really fast
answer echo Pause says quick question.
Any advice for someone who's new in the FBI?
You have any advice before you show this clip?
Yeah, resign. There you go.
I have the same thought. OK, get a scalp, make it
productive. I mean, you went through a lot.
Make sure you bring executive with you but.
Yeah, send send something to Kyle Seraphin in DM's.
We will connect with you on signal, send me some documents
and then burn it. All right, let's let's do this
video. This is, this is really fun
stuff because you didn't get a whole lot of time at the mic.
No, they cut me off pretty quick.
I I told the girls I was like, hey, I'm the only guy there.
We were out #20 to 1. I'm going to have you describe
that like the scene right after we show the video.
So let's play the little quick video.
This is a screen grab people. We couldn't grab it from local
news. I'm.
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In the FOX35 classroom now, the Volusia County School Board met
last night and the group Moms for Liberty was there and they
brought up the statewide book band Let's bring in FOX35's
Wendy Hill Does She is live. At the district headquarters in
DeLand this morning and Randy, good morning to you.
And we do know 89 books were challenged in the district last
year. Only two, though, were removed.
Yeah, and I've reached out to the school district to find out
next steps based on what happened at last night's
meeting. At the meeting, Moms for Liberty
was hoping to use a new state laws power force to handle
school board members to get more books removed quickly.
And that new state law says that board members, if a parent is
reading from a book out loud that they have been that they
object to, then they cannot be stopped at.
That book must be removed now. Throughout the meeting, dozens
of public speakers approached the podium, reading some of the
excerpts. Of some of the more explicit
parts of those books, hoping to be stopped, and at times the
board members did ask them to stop, but also asked them to
fill out a formal objection form.
Page 159, man said. The border.
You sure? Can we stop?
Yes, thank you for. Saying these books contain.
That's good enough right there. Steve, how many words did you
say? I mean, I actually, that was
actually, I think, the third excerpt that I read, because the
first one was about somebody having sex with a Shetland pony.
Why would why would you stop that?
I mean, I look, it's. It's it's Florida, man.
Anything goes right, Florida man, Florida man.
Florida Man Finds Pony, Falls in Love, writes writes book about
it. God.
It's so weird. Yeah.
Why did they cut you off? So why did you stop?
Hold on. The chairwoman was actually
sympathetic to what we wanted to do and she said because the the.
One can you tell me what words were bleeped out hard on?
What was that? It was hard on, sorry.
Yeah, don't say that stuff on my show.
What are you doing, dude? Really friendly family.
What's wrong with you? It's good.
So so we that they they'd objected to 89 books and they
had not really taken them up. And then the the left there left
wingers on the school board were saying, well those expired you
have to reobject and the moms are like, that's BS you didn't
you can't just run out the clock.
But the chairwoman was really cool with it.
She said fill out a new objection here.
I'll just take it from you and went up and and read the exert.
I told the the women that I was there with like give me some of
the worst stuff. I don't care.
I gave a brief intro to myself. I was like look.
You're like, I'm a grown man. I'm a grown man.
I worked on an. Indian Reservation.
I've seen the worst things you can imagine.
Yeah. I mean, I was like, look, I've
investigated child sexual abuse material.
So it's one of those. Know it when you see it.
The literary value does not outweigh this material.
And you can say that I want to ban Huck Finn or The Kill A
Mockingbird. That's not true.
What's in Huck Finn or To Kill a Mockingbird?
You don't know the yeah Gem man. He was the gem is referred to it
by by the N word is the N word and that's that's a no now which
you know it's Mark Twain. So it's very.
It's historically relevant. Historically relevant, yeah.
But they they took our our books up and we were outnumbered
significantly. But.
So FBI Penny Raid was really excited.
He was like, oh, 20 to one. That sounds like my kind of
party. That wasn't the 20 to one that
you guys experienced. Who was on the 20?
Who was on the one? We are the one.
Okay. Who's the 21 turbo freaks who
had facial piercings, Lots of tattoos, Ryan and trannies, Men
in women's dresses, Women who had the I'm on testosterone like
scraggly beard that I can grow. But also like makeup over it.
Yes, green hair. Older women who are basically
like the feminists who never got married, never had babies and
are just miserable and they just their life, is now trying to
make other people's lives miserable.
I'm glad you see that too, because I actually do see some
of these, like, old school feminist types that are like
just they're just hoping someone else can enjoy the misery that
they live in, which is always interesting.
That's interesting move. Yeah.
And and I think the funniest part is that they are very clear
that you're not supposed to have a reaction.
You're not supposed to cheer or Boo or any or applause.
They they want to be respectful everybody's time.
They said you can do thumbs up, thumbs down or jazz hands.
Can you do jazz hands? I I've been told that that
thumbs down is a death threat. Somebody actually claimed that I
was threatening them because I showed a picture from Gladiator.
You talked about the walkout music when I when I was doing
the the Joaquin Phoenix where he's like.
Yeah, you. Know when you give them the
thumbs down and they're like, that's a death threat.
You're telling your followers to execute me?
I'm like, first of all, I don't have followers.
I'm like, I don't have disciples.
I just have people that like you have the Sara fans.
I have people that just want to see what I write on Twitter.
That's enough to get a nice 266 domestic terrorism investigation
of. So I'm in for it.
We already know that's happening, so we just embrace it
here. But I was telling my dad
afterwards, I was like, it was like a away game where you're
playing basketball and they're behind the backboard during a
free throw trying to distract you of, like all the lefties
doing like the Jazz while you were speaking.
I like that they obeyed the rules, but.
They were weak about it Now. I mean, look, it's they obey the
rules. They they have identified the
choke points. I think in my county is an R +
14 district. So it's definitely votes
conservatively. But this is a this is something
that Jesse Kelly says that he's like, look, there can be a room
of 100 good conservatives and the one communist will find a
way to be the gatekeeper. They'll be at the door.
They'll be the loudest person, the whole room, by just being at
the door and they all went to the school board.
They but we had the law on our side and I said, look we could
be outnumbered 1001 doesn't matter.
This is what the law is. There's no sense in electing
good reps, good governors to pass good laws if you don't use
it. And and hopefully this, this
pulls some of these books. And I told the girls going
forward like, look, I'll go to all the meetings, let's do one
book or two books at a time. That way we can't be called book
banners and we can make them, say, defend this particular
book. Yeah, Stand on, stand on their
principles. Make them that.
That's a Rules for Radicals flip.
Let's let's move from the seriousness of people reading
pornography, which is sort of clownish on its own.
We're going to, we're going to wrap this up with a couple of
fun things. I've got it kind of like how it
started, how it's going situation.
Britney Spears has been liberated from her
conservatorship. She has been freed.
So if you got video #8, Ryan, I'm going to have you cue that
sucker up and we're going to play OG Britney when you leave
her to her own devices, this is what she does.
Then I've got to follow a video for it.
I'll let you just kind of just chuckle on that.
We're going to go to the weekend with at least a good sense of
how serious this country is. Video 8.
Wait for it. There it is.
I was waiting for a knife to go out of her hand and hit one of
those dogs, apparently. So T yeah, TMZ has done like
some some reporting on this and they've zoomed in on the photos
and stuff and they show that she's got a bandage on one wrist
and she also has some like what looks like maybe knife wounds on
her leg where she cashed herself.
So they think this was probably not the safest dance that's been
done. It's pretty bizarre.
I'll just say this. I'm going to go on record.
I grew up in the Britney Spears high school era.
Britney Spears is about 20 days older than me.
I think she was born on December 2nd of of 81, so that gives out
my birthday as well. If you guys decide to go and
docs me now, you know that, but more importantly, you're above
your bed. I was about to cover that.
I had a poster of Christina Aguilera above my bed.
You were on Ex Tina? I continue to be a Christina
Aguilera fan. I think she's got more talent in
her left pinky than than ever Brittany had.
She's got the voice of an Angel. She was always the best.
She's the genie in the bottle. I don't know what's wrong with
Brittany, but she's basically just a bit exposed.
I always felt so bad for Brittany and also feel like she
really blew it because she was dating Justin Timberlake at some
point. That would have been the number
one 2000s power couple and they blew it.
They ruined it. And then.
Justin did whatever he did, but that was how it started.
This is how it's going. Video 7 Ryan if you want to
bring that up and let Steve understand just how dangerous
things are getting in America. So Britney Spears is, yeah, he's
awesome. Yeah.
So Britney Spears is actually auditioning for a Michael Myers
film. Halloween is coming, folks, So
now you know. Now you know that that's coming.
You know the thing that bothered me the most?
In that whole video of the night video, because I listened to it
on some very fancy studio monitor speakers, like my
editing speakers. You got to send it.
There's a chirp in the background because she's not
changing her fire extinguisher. I mean her fire.
She needs a couple of nine volts, so someone needs to send
Britney Spears some 9 volts if you can.
If you know where Britney Spears lives, just send her like a
Costco pack of them. And maybe if there's a repairman
out there in Brentwood or wherever she lives, you need to
bring a ladder and some 9 volts to go, say Britney, so she
doesn't burn to death because she's stabbing herself with
knives and she's not. Handling the smoke alarm, And
that is a big pet peeve of mine. Every search warrant you've ever
been on the chirp, the chirp's always there man, especially in
the winter time when they got the oven blast and we have to
keep stay warm. I will note that if Brittany had
not wasted the time on her tramp stamp and the money, she could
have probably used that for some firearms she could have used in
that video. Much better.
Would have probably been more compelling of case.
Probably the guy for memorizing that dance that quickly.
Instead of instead of spending your money on knives, you can
spend your money on real weapons system.
This is what I told Ryan. He's missing out on his tattoos
or this. And he said he would skin his
arms and and buy one of these MCX's.
So this is an MPX rather this an eyemill.
Does it have an? Does it have an 80 round
magazine like the president said?
It's an 80 round Clipazine I just dropped on the floor, but
it's fine. It's an 80 round Clipazine.
Yeah, it's a it's a fully semiautomatic Clipazine.
Fed Suppressed 9 millimeter SIG Death weapon of war.
Does it have a chainsaw attachment?
I'm getting, actually, I'm going to get the flamethrower
attachment for the bottom. I don't want to do a chainsaw
that's too close. Yeah, Superior.
Someone just laughed that I dropped it.
I'm like, guys, these are tools. These are what, my weapon
systems, they're all over the desk.
I don't care. It's not hurting anything.
That's how you make a serious weapon of war.
It's droppable. All right, so everybody go get
the clippuzines. Go make sure you're buying them
now before the election, Apparently, guns are actually, I
just talked to a guy who's a firearm supplier.
He said that guns are at their lowest price.
They're probably going to continue to drop over the next
couple months. So in the same way we're about
to see people like not be able to pay their car payment, a lot
of people are not buying weapons systems.
They have seen like a 40 to 60% drop in buying and firearms
because disposable income is not good.
That's another good indicator. And then when it gets really,
really bad, people start buying guns again.
Ryan, you can put that in your Google search list.
Gun stores near me. I'm on it.
It's an indicator of of things to comment.
Yeah, the FISA will will definitely like to see that
search in your Internet history. Yeah, who cares?
The FBI's come for all of us. If you're not on a government
watch list right now, then what are you doing with your life,
Steve? Tell people where they can find
you what you're doing with your life, and I Will Rock this thing
up. All right, you can find me on X,
formerly Twitter, at Real Steve Friend.
You can find me on True Social at Real under score Steve Friend
Encourage everybody to keep buying up the book True Blue, My
Journey from Beat Cop to Suspended FBI Whistleblower,
available at Amazon. They're hoarding all the copies.
But if not, people buy them, then maybe I can get a few sent
over to me for under retail price.
And always look at what the Center for Renewing America's
Doing America renewing.com. Nice.
It's like you do this all the time now.
It's like you're a media dude. You went from FBI guy.
You went from cop to FBI guy to media feelings herder at the
Hoover Building. Thanks for being my buddy.
Thanks for coming on on Fridays. We always enjoy it.
Appreciate it, man. All right, let's continue the
fun, Ryan, by pulling this up. I gave you two reviews today,
folks. We stream the show live from
Liberty Hill, TX. Today is a little bit more fun,
a little bit less formal. We've been having a lot of fun
with that. I hope you guys do too.
Somebody had some fun in our comments section.
You want to bring up that that short review?
Because we'll read that too, because it's it's kind of fun.
We might as well. Did you get both of them?
Give me one second. I'm pulling up the big one
first, and I'll pull up the smaller one second.
All right, so let's bring this one up.
This is the serious review we have folks.
You can leave us a 5 star review on Apple.
We're almost at 725 and we really do appreciate it.
This one is from September 21st. Reason over ridicule.
The best kept secret. This is a long one, but I like
it. I'm a huge fan of Bongino
Shapiro Clavin, but Kyle Show is hands down the best.
That is high praise. I think.
It's probably not true, but let's let's go with it.
The show consistently and credibly provides eyeopening
insights into government malfeasance through indepth
interviews with knowledgeable insiders that I don't find
anywhere else interspersed with. And providing balance to the off
disturbing insights is a levity and deadpan humor that Kyle and
his friends deliver perfectly. That's just how we talk people.
That's what we do. It's a shame for others that
they haven't discovered the quote UN quote best kept secret
and conservative podcasting yet, but I suspect it's just a matter
of time. Others report on the news, while
Kyle and his friends frequently report on themselves because
they are the news. Thanks so much reason over
ridicule. That is a nice and serious and
thoughtful one. This is the one that feels like
it came from one of my friends from DC Morse, which is a which
is a TV show, a British detective show.
It says Kyle looks like a wolf. Five stars, a wolf of justice.
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Step with our two wolves. Embarrassing that we like to
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Folks, inside of all of you are two wolves.
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