Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower and
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends and
welcome to the Kyle Seraphin show for today's Thursday,
January 29th podcast. Today I am I am Clint Eastwood
from Gran Torino. I'm just disgusted.
I hate these people and I'm seriously, I'm seriously
considering that. It may just be more fun to just
see what happens if Democrats are in because I don't see a
huge difference. Today's podcast is about Nicki
Minaj, AKA Maga Minaj, because there is no such thing as
principles. There is no political right in
this country. There's 90s Democrats or
something squishier, which is what the Republican Party plays
at. And then the alternative is
insanity, communist, crazy people doesn't mean that
everybody that votes for Democrats are crazy people.
I just want to be really clear about that because I, I don't, I
don't think that's true. I just think some of them are
voting for parties that they don't, you know, they don't
recognize have left them that actually hate them.
But the movement and the focus is towards the commie left in
their own words. I mean, they're actually using
the words I keep hearing the word neighbor.
It's so interesting once you start making that that
connection and then see who's going to use the word neighbor
talking about illegal aliens that broke into our nation.
It's crazy to me. That's like saying someone broke
into your home, set up shop in one of your guest bedrooms,
refuses to leave, and then you just start calling them a
roommate. Unironically.
Yeah. OK, so FBI did some stuff in
Fulton County. Justice is coming.
Just kidding. You guys don't believe that.
I don't either. I don't think we're going to go
through what it what it means and what it doesn't mean.
But there was a a movement towards something election
related. In the meantime.
There's actually some some really wild stuff that happened
in some depositions. This is like the Mike Lindell
case. This is the Dominion lawsuits,
the ongoing defamation there. My buddy Joe Altman, who I saw
when I was out in Las Vegas, it sounds like he might be
justified. The guy, you know, he's been
talking about this person named Eric Coomer for a very long
time. He was a Dominion executive,
sued, all this other kind of wild stuff.
It sounds like Eric Coomer went on record and said all the
things that it sounds like Joe was saying.
He was saying. I'm no expert in election
integrity, I never claimed to be, but it is interesting when
people start coming clean, it kind of tells me that they don't
think there's any evidence that's going to get them put
into a bad spot. So, all right, so there's that,
there's, there's this weird conversation about whether or
not ICE, which is not even ICE half the time.
A lot of the time these things, people are Border Patrol and
something else, they may be HSI and so on.
There's a this weird question whether or not they are armed
appropriately. And that was addressed by the
New York Times. My guy sent it to me yesterday
and I'm going to go through kind of the comedy of that.
And then we're going to talk about this movement from murder
to execution to premeditated murder and the absurdity of
playing language games to get outraged that I see people on
the political left, generally speaking, there are some people
that are kind of in the independent Conservative Party
and that and that's fine too. We'll go through kind of like
the evolution of what people said about Renee Goode.
They started off with execution and murder.
And the same story with this guy, Alex Pretty, who was up in
in in Minnesota shot by Border Patrol, not ICE.
And then for some reason, the trending and I'll, and I'll even
show you over on social media, like the trending words are
premeditated murderer. And I don't know how you do that
because I'm pretty confident that nobody has accidentally
engaged in an execution. Executions are usually done by
the state, which means they're with all kinds of forethought.
There's all kinds of prep, you know, there's, there's, there's
equipment, there's a process and so on.
So we're just using words that make people feel very mad.
And then lastly, this idea of Nicki Minaj, we're going to get
into all that stuff. And, and why I just think that
the GOP at this point have revealed themself to be the
thing that I thought they were anyway, which is a bunch of
prostitutes. And that's the nicest way that I
can say that. So that's uplifting.
I bought some got some really fun palate cleansers.
The, the sovereign citizen slash hardcore leftist doing the meme.
It's really fun. And I'm going to give you some
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This is the FBI jobs website. I had an FBI agent send me this
yesterday and we might as well start off on the right foot.
This is what they're recruiting for their talent network.
The featured careers are things called STEM careers which
apparently just look like 2 non heterosexual males looking at
something on a laptop while fingering some wires.
Can we just zoom in on this featured careers?
STEM effeminate men with glasses with effeminate haircuts and
effeminate beard. These are like the weakest form
of beards. Remember when you start hearing
people out there tell you, this is our FBI now we've recaptured
our federal agencies, look at who they are appealing to
recruit. Gentlemen, I'm speaking to you
directly. Maybe ladies, when you're
considering the kind of person that you'd want to, I don't
know, hit your wagon to and mate with, do they look like this?
Do they look like the their chins are so soft that they had
to grow a fake beard so that they could try to pretend like
they had a chin and a jawline? I don't know.
Everything about this just kind of turns me off and it turns off
people who work at the FBI. It turns out the kind of like a
masculine, aggressive guys that you thought were out there that
we're going to go stop forcing fraud against the American
people. Isn't that kind of what we
thought was going on? It is not.
So this is the mood. How many of you guys have seen
Gran Torino? It's a great movie.
I actually had a buddy of mine who went through PJ and dog with
me. We're talking about Alex pretty
today at some point. His name was also Alex.
My friend Alex was was always known for being naked.
I don't know why this is a complete random aside, but like
did you guys know this when there are certain men in the
military, especially enlisted guys that whenever you'd knock
on the door and they're barracks, they had no clothes
on. I I suspected that Alex would
strip before he would open the door for us or the door would be
open. And he sent me a message a long
time later, which was really weird.
And and he just said, I said, how you doing, man?
What are you up to? And he's like, I just got back
from Afghanistan. And then he said, have you seen
Gran Torino? This was like years after the
movie came out. I was like, yeah, I've, I've
seen it. And he said, you've never lived
and you've never felt more American until you've watched
Gran Torino in Afghanistan in a FOB with a bunch of Seals.
So. So I've never lived.
Some of you have never lived. But all of us have seen this
face that Clint Eastwood is making.
And if you're not seeing the face, you know the face.
It's the one where he spits on the ground.
He's sitting out on the porch and he's nauseated by the nasty
mung neighbor that he has, which is an old lady who's chewing
like some kind of chewing tobacco.
And she's spitting it out there. And he's like, gross.
I spit tobacco, ladies don't spit tobacco.
I don't know. I get the feeling that Clint
Eastwood in that movie, who was a retired auto worker and a
Korea veteran and not a, not a nice man, generally speaking,
but the kind of person that you wouldn't mind having a neighbor
cuz he kept his yard up and he kept his house up and his kids
turned out in a way that he was disappointed with all these
things. Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino
is an aging bacon cheeseburger nationalist, and he's disgusted
by what goes on in this country today.
So am I. We're just irritated.
We don't mean to be, but I was prematurely like this.
I was like this when I was in my 20s.
I was just a grouch because I saw people doing dumb things
that I didn't like. You know, you parked, you parked
in the middle of my grass when you could easily park on the
street. Why don't you do that?
You were too close to the building in the alleyway, and so
now I can't open the door to my stairwell to get back out.
I did this when we were down in Austin.
Just the kind of person that would come out there in their
boxer shorts with a shotgun or an M1 Grand and just go get the
hell off my lawn. It seems straightforward and
simple. Anyhow, this is the way I think
a lot of people look at it right now.
All the political parties, they nauseate us.
They make us sick. And so luckily, we've got our
FBI, the same ones that are encouraging the effeminate to
join in the STEM, whatever the hell that means.
And here's the story written by Daniel Clayman and others.
FBI searches Fulton County elections office seeking 2020
ballots. Here's what we know.
Let's just start with the headline.
And let's say let's what we know up front, what we know is this
is theater. How do I know?
Because they could have done this a year ago.
They've now had the FBI, our FBR if you will, and the Trump
priorities could have happened at any time.
That's just not what their priorities are.
They've got totally different priorities and it's not solving
election issues, which means that we're going to deal with
the same nonsense that we dealt with before.
At least that's my guess. The FBI executed a search
warrant Wednesday at an elections office in Fulton
County, Georgia, seeking to take ballots in an investigation that
sources told or a source told CBS News, is linked to the 2020
presidential election. Bolton County confirmed that the
FBI executed a search warrant at the elections Operations Center
and sought a number of records related to the 2020 elections.
State senator who was present told reporters the FBI sought
hundreds of ballot boxes. Woo Hoo.
They're taking election interference seriously a year
later. Oh, because we have midterms, we
got to do this. So here's my ongoing premise.
It's my belief that when you get a big headline that says the FBI
is doing something, that means the FBI did the thing that they
wanted, which is that they did PR, they did press.
If you got a big headline about it, the FBI doesn't announce
investigations. They announce indictments.
They, they, they arrest people and then the story is the
arrest. If the story is the search
warrant, I think it goes nowhere.
But what am I but a but a black Pilling, generally speaking,
pragmatic and and sort of pessimistic guy.
I'll tell you what, I'm not, I'm not let down, not regularly.
It's it's pretty rare that I find something bad happened and
I'm like, holy crap, I had no idea.
A lot of that comes from my experience working with the
government and the way that things went down in COVID.
I got a pretty good awakening in 2020.
Many of you did as well. When our current president said
he was going to shut the economy down, no further information.
We're just going to shut it down.
We're just going to do a hard reboot for two weeks, 2 weeks to
slow the spread. And so that expression, two
weeks to slow the spread and all this other kind of nonsense that
kind of we, we just know instinctively when they say it,
we're like, that's not going to, that's not going to work out all
that stuff. For me, it's about 5-6 years old
at this point. They actually used to be a
relatively pessimistic, but still, it would would kind of
expect some good things to happen and they generally did.
I'm I'm less and less convinced of that as we have less and less
stayed to at least having some left and right differential.
I think that the loss of the distinction between the
political left and the political right, which is currently where
we stand. And I'm going to show you that
in in the most glaring way possible.
Going back only 16 years, 16 years ago, Barack Obama was
president and he's he was more conservative on certain things,
at least out loud, than any of the people in the national
debates are right now. Do you know how crazy that is?
Barack Obama, the great transformer, the person who in
many ways probably broke America, brought back racism in
a way that I don't remember in my youth and I don't remember in
my early adulthood. That guy Obama was more hawkish
on immigration than anybody that's having the national
debate right now, certainly more hawkish than anybody on the
left. That's freaking wild.
And there's plenty of voices on the right, the so-called
moderates in the so-called, you know, wannabe fake
conservatives. What the hell are they
conserving? They haven't conserved anything.
They haven't conserved our money supply.
We're $40 trillion in debt and that's 4X worse than it was 25
years ago. 4X. That's insane.
So what the hell are they conserving?
Our values? No, we literally have people
that are saying I am going to turn myself into a female when
I'm a dude and then those people end up in Congress.
More on that in a minute too. What are they conserving?
I mean honest to God, what are they conserving?
Are they conserving some sort of Christian principles or moral
value? No, we literally have the GOP
this morning saying that Nicki Minaj is what MAGA is.
And I thought MAGA was people who would otherwise go to church
with me that were pro lifers, that thought that rule of law
mattered, that you had to do things by the right process.
That we are. We begrudge the fact that it's
going to inconvenience a bunch of people that broke our
immigration laws, but you got to go and then you can come back
and apply later. Maybe we have a GOP that
recognizes gay marriage and doesn't even doesn't even blink
an eye. It's crazy stuff.
What the hell are they conserved?
The answer obviously is nothing. This is a rhetorical question.
They've they've concerned nothing.
All right, let's get into the the solution.
The solution was can we just focus?
And why is the FBI investigating things in Fulton County?
You know how I know they're not serious?
They let freaking reporters go in on the search warrant.
Do you know how many times this has happened when I've done
search warrants? 0 None.
I've never heard of this happening, mostly because you
don't want people to touch the evidence because you're there
for evidence. Then again, I've never done a
search warrant on something that was five years old and everyone
knew was there for five years and nobody seemed to care about
it and then suddenly they just did.
Totally not political, going inside of the election facility.
Our photographer was able to go inside.
He was let inside and allowed to be up and close.
As you can see this is. Interesting, because one of the
questions we did ask Larry was if agents were restricting his
access or asking him to back up at all.
And he said that so far they've been allowing reporters to get
up close to the situation outside if you want to take
that. OK, so now agents are asking
them to back up. Actually, you shouldn't even be
in this area, but. Hey, you know what?
I don't have a key, so there you go.
OK. OK, so agents are asking them to
back up, saying our crew should not be in this area.
So this is something we're going to continue to monitor.
And as our photojournalist gathers more information and
reporter Larry Spruill gathers more information, we're going to
be able to. You're not even supposed to be
in this area. The guy says, the best answer
I've ever heard. He goes, I don't have a key.
So that should tell you everything.
What a great response. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't be here,
but I'm here because someone allowed me to be here.
How interesting. Same.
I see the same sort of answer that some people had when they
were inside the US Capitol on January 6th.
Like you weren't supposed to be there.
It was like, well, I didn't open the doors.
They just happened to be there. And then people gave me a pat on
the back and a high 5 when I came in.
Guys, does anyone think that there's evidence there that's
going to show some sort of malfeasance?
I've seen Jack Smith go out and testify.
Nobody seems concerned. I've seen the the the the
chairman for their for their elections in in Fulton County.
One of the Fulton County chairs is out speaking.
I got a little video that'll play that real quick.
Does anyone think this is going to result in something beyond a
headline and we're doing something it's Ralph from The
Simpsons with his finger up his nose saying I'm helping like
it's this is all I've I've never seen a I've never seen a a Fox
News group by the way, neither has Fox.
CNN gets that treatment sometimes, like when they arrest
Rodger Stone or whatever, but but nobody was expecting to be
LED in the building there. So the cameraman and the guy
who's responding, he's just like I, I don't know why I'm here
either. Look, I didn't open the door.
You guys did. And then nobody told me to not
follow you. And the people we're doing were
so lacks a days ago, probably because they know it also is
political theater that nobody cares.
Now we have to do some feigned outrage.
Let's do some feigned outrage. Here's the chairman of Fulton
County talking about now after six years, they can no longer
guarantee the the safety of their ballots.
Sure, dude. Now they have been removed from
this facility out of our control.
We don't know where they've been taken.
We don't know what's going to happen to them.
So we can no longer, and I can no longer chair the sport,
satisfy not only the citizens of Atlanta, but the citizens of the
world that those ballots are still secure.
So that is a major concern that I have right now.
Yeah. The point is, once they were
here, as long as they were here in control of Fulton County, I
was confident that they were safe and secure.
And the other point I'd like to make, this goes back to the 2020
elections. For the life of me, I still
cannot understand the fascination about the 2020
elections, which of course occurred 6 years ago that
election. That election is over, and all
the results of it and all the consequences are over.
Yeah, we know. I mean, yeah, that's the whole
point. That's why this is all theater.
I actually tend to agree with him on that statement.
I don't know what the fascination is at this point
either. How about you look forward and
try to figure out whether or not you're going to have voting
machines in all of our elections if we're still going to take how
many guys have actually gone in, done the ballot?
Most of you have you, you you fill in the bubble or you punch
out the bubble. Remember they had that like the
hanging chads thing. Oh, yeah.
That's why we have this problem. OK, so you, you, you fill in the
bubble and then you go drop it into some machine.
And then it pops up and says you voted.
And then they give you a sticker and you're like, good job.
Me. I did my thought.
I did my civic duty 1. I wish a lot less people would
do the civic duty, especially the retarded people.
I think Clint Eastwood on the screen here would also like less
retarded people to vote. There's plenty of them.
And then the second piece of it is, is like, what happens when
it goes in that box? What's in the box?
I'm doing movies today. I guess it's like the movie 7.
I'm. I'm.
I'm Brad Pitt from 7. Like, you drop the ballot in
there, and then what's in the box?
Nobody knows. It goes into a black box of
nothing. And then they just go, yeah,
like, we're going to tell you who won and you're going to
believe us. And then we're going to lock him
up in a warehouse. And six years later, maybe the
FBI will come look into it. How silly, how ridiculous.
I'm going to go back to the first clip I played only because
I want you guys to key in. If you're listening right now,
you're missing out on some of the program.
And that's the visual part of it.
So if you guys want to join us on Spotify, that's where you
could be see it. Before I do a full plug on that,
just saying this is a visual. Look at the kit that these guys
are wearing. They're wearing multicam plate
carriers. That tells me that these people
with FBI multicam plate carriers, those are all SWAT.
That's just what I know going inside of the election facility.
Our photographer was able to go inside.
He was let inside. Our photographer is so confused.
He's in there. He doesn't know why he's in
there. OK, They're all wearing
multicam. And this is going to go to the
broader point that the New York Times was bringing up, which
apparently is a big deal. The weaponization, the
militarization of law enforcement.
I'm not real crazy about it, but let's just be real.
I'm a kit guy. I like gear, I like equipment.
And when I used to show up to do things, people would be like,
hey, where'd you get that, that duty belt?
Like where'd you get that holster?
And my thought is my thought is professionals have professional
tools. You wouldn't begrudge a mechanic
for having a a tool kit that he rolls in and gets delivered on
the back of a flatbed. If you were to come in and do
mechanic stuff, you'd expect him to bring his own set of tools.
He'd have macOS or whatever, right?
He'd have snap ONS, you'd have a $7000 tool bench full of, you
know, 40,000 or 50. You're hiring the guy in the
tools. So I always thought having
professional tools was important.
Going in. That Lady caught me off guard.
The New York Times does not. In fact, they actually got a
combat veteran who writes for them, a guy named Thomas Givens
Neff, who twice deployed to Afghanistan as an enlisted
infantryman in the United States Marine Corps.
So thank him for his service. No big deal there.
And I don't mean that sarcastically.
Very simple. They got a combat vet to do
analysis of kit and they came up with the headline.
The height of close quarter weaponry is on this woman's
doorstep. And the story is hysterical to
me in every way that the the unironic presentation of this to
a New York Times audience is quite funny.
He's going to go and debrief what this this crew has on them
for weapon systems. The whole weapons of war
argument, yes, in pursuit of illegal aliens.
Oh, sorry, they say illegal immigrants, federal agents carry
the instruments of war. Fine tune and perfected for
killing at short range. Well, that seems really
important because I don't want them to accidentally kill the
wrong person if they're trying to kill the right person.
And there are reasons that we have a deadly force policy where
you're supposed to kill people. But let's go on.
OK, so looking at this, let's look at this little this scene
right here and they zoom in on a bunch of it, but I'm going to
just have you look at it again. This is another pitch for
Spotify. If you guys are just listening,
you're missing out on the visual.
Let me describe it to you. There's a man in the black
wearing an OPS core like helmet. He's got nothing on the helmet,
but it's a ballistic helmet. He's wearing an OD green plate
carrier and the placard that says police.
He's wearing some kind of greenish tactical pants.
He's got one of the new optics ready safari land holsters and a
looks like a Glock 19X. If I'm going to guess it's it is
a, a FDE or a coyote colored Glock handgun with a magwell.
By the way, Magwell's come into the story.
He's got a dump pouch hanging out on the back.
That's the place that's on your belt that you can drop magazines
and stuff. And I'm I'm getting really in
the weeds on this because it's one, this is my thing.
But two, it's really funny why they're upset about this.
There's a guy on the far right hand side of the door who was
part of the breach. Actually, there's two guys on
the far right hand side. They're wearing beanies, they're
wearing hats, they're wearing balaclavas over their face and
so on. They're wearing OD degree as
well. And it says police and then
underneath it says federal agent.
Interesting. Most of these guys have helmets.
Probably half of them. More have helmets.
Some of them have ear pro, but the ear Pro is not on their
ears. What I can tell looks like it's
actually up on there, which means they're on arc rails.
They've got patches and stuff identifying who they are.
They're all wearing these kind of high speed optics ready
safari land holsters, which are the holsters I prefer for for
retention. They're wearing cool guy pants.
Some of them are wearing like cries and stuff like that.
Cries are pretty expensive, like 3-4 hundred dollar pants that
they were given to special operators and then suddenly a
bunch of guys in the law enforcement world were buying
them. But let's look at what they're
doing. They're going into a 1233 and a
half step up porch, narrow entryway.
It's got an external door that opens outward, which is a screen
door. And then it's got an internal
door that opens inward like most external doors.
Do you pull it into the house. There's a woman standing there
in, in dark green scrubs. She's holding a phone in her
hand. She's yelling at federal agents
who all have their, their rifles.
They're not even at high ready. They're at like port arms or
something like they're, they're, they're holding them up.
I'm not even sure what you call that.
Maybe it's high ready. Nobody's got a finger in the
trigger. Well, and outside of this house,
which is a relatively modest looking kind of rambler style
house, there is a mailbox like a lot of people have just on the
outside of their door on the right hand side of this woman on
the left hand side of the screen.
And underneath it is a a metal sign that says we don't dial
911. It may be a little bit small for
you to read, but we'll zoom in in a second.
I'm saying all of this on purpose.
We don't dial 911. A woman wearing like, Crocs or
some sort of hospital shoes, and then you've got these dudes
rolling up. Well, why are they rolling up?
Images of immigration crackdowns in Minneapolis and across the
United States have been likened to those from the country's wars
in Iraq and Afghanistan. The helmets, the camouflage, the
tactical gear, they all look straight from the battlefield,
says Thomas Gibbons Neff. That nowhere is it more apparent
than the single photograph taken on January 11th by John Lochter
of The Associated Press. Another moment when the press
decided to, like, butt into AII guess, a federal raid on this
house, which is kind of wild. It captures a line of federal
agents on the doorstep of this woman's home, rifles in hand.
Again, not pointed at her from what I can tell.
Upon closer expection, the agent's equipment tells its own
story. Their gear is the physical
manifestation of decades of war, fine-tuned and perfected for
close quarter killing over a myriad operations in faraway
lands. Yeah, also capture, though
people also capture. Let's get in here and see where
this guy has points of contention.
So he points out that there's a suppressor.
This is the best part because right away I'm laughing at the
self own in this story. Upon closer inspection, the
agent's equipment tells a story. Fine tune.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The type of equipment that is
often revert reserved for SWAT teams and hostage rescue units.
I want you to remember that SWAT teams and hostage rescue units
are the only ones that should be carrying suppressors and malls
and laser lighting and so on and so forth.
Can I tell you something really hilarious about this picture,
which apparently this infantryman doesn't know?
Yeah, he's got a Huxworth suppressor on here.
Yeah, he's got AB and E laser system, A, a targeting system
and some kind of like button. I can't tell if it's a Unity
Tactical, but it's plugged into this Steiner, this laser optic.
They've got flashlights. This is actually a pretty low,
low capability flashlight. This is just a Streamlight to
TLRTL R1 of some variant TLR 1HL or something like that.
So there you have him with this, this little thing, do you?
What I also see on this guy who's got the suppressor that
they're worried about. Oh, right on the top of his
helmet right here where I'm circling.
It says Sr. T, that stands for Special
Response Team. That's another word for a SWAT
team. So they're bitching about people
having equipment that's reserved for SWAT teams while literally a
SWAT team or members of a SWAT team are going in for this
particular raid. Just take that for a second.
That's the propaganda value of the New York Times.
I'm not mad at them for pointing this out.
It's actually kind of interesting.
But how fun is it to know that these guys have SWAT style
equipment, reverse for SWAT and hostage rescue and they are in
fact the thing that they, the guy was just calling out and he
has no idea. So easy suppressors like the one
on the end of these rifles have mitigated soldiers and law
enforcement officers. They've migrated to sorry,
they've proliferated because they have the added safety
benefits of reducing brain trauma and hearing damage when
you're shooting indoors. By the way.
Yeah, please, if you shoot with me where use a can, use a
suppressor 100% every time. I don't want to shoot with
people that don't use them. Now they go on and they call out
the lasers that are on here. So he has a mall.
The mall is made by B&E Myers company.
There's another one on here that looks like a Steiner type of
device. And again, I cannot help but
notice, look at this picture that this guy's very upset that
they have lasers and they have like SWAT type stuff.
These are aim point optics. Those are good.
That's fine. We don't dial 911.
That's an indicator for people who have a weird sense of
cockiness and then also are armed.
Almost always I see these, look, there's a freaking revolver in
there on the metal. You're Hank, you're you're
advertising to the world. We're armed and we're not going
to wait for 911. So maybe you want to go in there
with plates and maybe you want to go in there with the
capability depending on how bad it is.
He also calls out the fact that they have M lock rail systems.
Like that's somehow a problem. For those of you who don't
realize this, M lock rail systems are like 15 years old.
There is nothing, there's nothing new about these.
I would be more upset if they actually had what's called chemo
keymod rather, which look like a bunch of penises on the end of
your rail. They just do.
I don't know why there's a circle and then there's a line
at the end of it. I'd be more upset about that
because the the proof is in the pudding.
They've actually done all the studies on drop tests and so on,
and I want their equipment to stay on.
I want their lasers to stay on. I want their lights to stay on
if they bump into stuff. This is the silliest thing.
The New York Times, the paper of record went there.
And then you start going, well, why are all these jerks that
they have dump pouches? People look at this.
He calls out the dump pouches. These are super lethal dump
pouches. This is where you keep stuff
that falls out of the and goes on the ground.
You pick it up off the ground and you put it in your dump
pouch. It could be a magazine, It could
be evidence for sensitive side exploitation.
It could be any number of things.
Dump pouches are a bag that hangs off your belt.
And this dude is calling this the equipment of war, that is,
that is used to fine tune all the dangerous stuff.
They have magwells, so if they have to use a second, a second
magazine, they can get into it faster.
This is really just a training device because nobody's doing
fast magwells. They're not doing fast magwell
changes in combat. I've actually done some videos
of this, by the way, so we'll put some of those over on
locals, but I did some. So the difference between
shooting and trying to do a rifle mag chains, even though I
have a lot of reps doing it, you're just never going to be as
fast as switching to a secondary weapon system, which is what
they teach you to do. So all of this stuff, this guy
has a combat, a rifle combat magwell.
That's not even an expression. It's just a rifle magwell.
I don't know what the combat part of it is, but it's made.
It's made so that you have a wider aperture for ammunition
reloading when adrenaline overpowers fine motor skills
during a firefight or during training or whatever.
Like, who cares? It's a freaking piece of
plastic. It's not scary.
Now the real question, why are these jerks who are all in the
SWAT program that are part of the SRT team, the Special
Response team, Why are these weapons of war wielding men
hanging out outside of this lady's house who's wearing
scrubs? The civilians standing in the
doorway? Hold on, let me just, I'll put
it on the screen so you guys can see it too.
The civilian standing on the doorway at the receiving end of
a swarm of well armed federal agents was Tiana Gibson Brown.
Her husband, Garrison Gibson, who's from Liberia, was arrested
during the raid. So you have a illegal alien,
allegedly a a man from Liberia placed known for some serious
violence over at least my lifetime, who has a sign outside
of his house that says we don't dial 911 with a picture of
revolver. And they decided to use a high
risk group and roll in and they got a combat veteran from
Afghanistan, a multi, you know, multi deployed U.S.
Marine to write this story for a leftist audience.
The video taken from inside the house and posted on Instagram.
She yells for the agents to put down their guns.
There's kids in this house. Show the warrant first.
First of all, they don't show the warrant first.
This is going to be news to some of you.
You don't show the warrant first.
When you do this kind of warrant service, it just doesn't happen.
They go in and do the thing because they assume that this is
dangerous. Now, you can like it or not like
it, but these people are professionals.
That's what they do. I'm not real crazy about the
idea of federal agents kicking down my door and doing this, but
if I saw them, I wouldn't be out there screaming and worried
about whether or not they had a magwell or they had suppressors.
In fact, the presence of that stuff probably means they're
better trained than most. They probably have better
discipline and training the most, which may not be that
great, but it's going to be better than the alternative,
which is like your average federal agent who may or may not
like cause an ND running around in the street grabbing some gun.
They don't know it's super easy. You can open the door, not
resist, not be stupid and let these people do the thing.
And by the way, if you married somebody who's here illegally,
you already knew that. The judge ordered the release of
Mr. Gibson four days later, ruling that the agents violated
his Fourth Amendment rights against unlawful search and
seizure. But they didn't rule that he was
legally in this country. So all that stuff is just like
that, you know, cherry picking the data.
But let's just be real. He's a national correspondent.
He covers gun culture and policy, and apparently he covers
the very, very scary gear these people had.
I could not leave this alone #1 like I said, I'm a gear guy #2
the self own of calling out that people shouldn't have this gear
unless they're on specialized teams and then not realizing
that the patches on the helmet show you that they're on
specialized teams. That is super fun for me.
That is peak lefty New York Times journalism type stuff.
This is how I know the political left is, is is lost in some ways
like that. You can't, we can't have a
regular conversation with you. And sadly, I think the political
right is running to join them. They're like, hey, the left
seems like they've got some really good ideas.
They want to have someone called Megan V Stallion campaign with
Kamala Harris. So maybe we could get our own
version of Megan V Stallion. And then they did today.
I, I posted on XI just said, I'm out, I'm out.
I can't do it. I don't want to be part of these
people. Stop calling me part of your
movement, whatever the hell that is.
I don't I don't want to be part of whatever is going on in the
political right. All right, maybe you don't
either. Maybe you want to join us over
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Also, if you want to join us on locals, I will be posting some
of those videos of kind of the shooting stuff.
It's it's really like it's significantly faster to not
worry about the magwell, the combat magwell that makes you so
efficient. Anyway, if you're watching on
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going to try to just continue to be sensible.
We're going to we're going to be this.
We're going to be Clint Eastwood.
I don't want to hate everybody, but they all keep doing things
that are so hateable. They really do.
All right, let's do Alex pretty for a second, shall we do that.
Let's go to the story. The story is as follows.
The story is coming out yesterday.
You knew this would. This is why I always say wait
for a little bit more context. This is not a Bongino rule.
This is a sensible person rule. But there was a guy who used to
say that, wait 72 hours. I feel like he did.
Didn't his same organization come out and claim that this guy
was a terrorist? I don't think he was a
terrorist. I think he was a jerk.
There's evidence that the the left is going to try to push it
as far and fast as they can. And now we've moved into the
world of premeditated murder. New video show an altercation
between Alex Pretty and federal agents the week before his
death. It was about 10 days before.
Let's do a video cut of this because how did they cover this
man? This is Jake Tapper giving us
and giving a very large audience how to think about the death of
Alex Pretty. He was previously attacked by
ICE and that makes him one of our special people, right?
OK, let's see how that evolved and let's see how it's going for
them. Sources now tell CNN the federal
immigration officers have been collecting personal information
about the people they call protesters and agitators in
Minneapolis. That includes Alex Pretty before
he was shot and killed by agents on Saturday, apparently because
Pretty had been involved in an earlier altercation.
After observing ICE agents, as he told the source Chase, a
family on foot, Pretty shouted and began blowing his whistle.
And that's when he says or said 5 agents tackled him and one
leaned on his back, leaving him with a broken rib, the source
tells CNN. That that day he thought he was
going to die. I do I think.
That you have the. First time I have a right to
blow a whistle. You're taking issue with
somebody, you don't think that they have a First Amendment
right to blow a whistle. And just FYI, in the terms of
not having your ID on you, that's like a negligible
misdemeanor in Minnesota. That's not some major crime.
I totally agree it's not a major crime, but there is such a thing
as a nuisance law. And can we talk about those for
just one second? You don't have a right to go
blow whistle in somebody's ear. You don't have a right to go out
there and blast from your bullhorn.
You don't have the right to go out there with your air raid
siren like we showed you yesterday and keep people up all
night. There are nuisance laws.
There are times when it's supposed to be quiet because we
live in civilized society, at least the veneer of it, and
we're supposed to be able to like not have our neighbors come
out there and act like complete a holes.
I just don't want it. That's why we all pass the laws
on that. That's every municipality has
something like this. Every county has some sort of
noise violation. You're allowed to protest.
But when your protest crossover like some sort of municipal
code, then in theory, historically, you'd have people
that would stop you. They're called cops.
They're called police officers or sheriff's deputies, and they
ought to do that. It may not be a violation of
federal law. Clearly not.
There's not just one set of laws that we deal with.
And part of it is so that we can all get along as a as a bunch of
civilized people. If there were folks outside of
my house that wanted to roll out and start playing really, really
loud music at hours they're not allowed to, I would call the
Sheriff's Department. I don't care if they're my
neighbors. I don't care if there's some
jerks that just don't like my podcast.
It doesn't matter. You can't do that.
And then if they didn't at some point in time, I probably would
take action. You guys don't want to know what
that would be, but it would be interesting and I have been well
prepared for it. I'm going to continue down the
line. This is the historical trend of
how they were talking about Alex Pretty again.
Nobody forces you to go out and voice your opinion and be
irrational because immediately, immediately, we always know
there's going to be more context to it.
How did I know? Oh, because there's always more
context to everything. You guys have lived your whole
life. Somebody sees you, interacts
with you on social media, meets you outside of a diner.
You bump into them, they drop their coffee.
You're like, you're a piece of shit.
That's why you've always been like this.
It's like you don't know anything.
Like, I just bumped into you, man.
I slept. The floors are wet.
I'm wearing boots that I'm not used to wearing.
I don't know, like, there's always a little bit of context.
It's not that big of a deal. Clearly, Alex Priddy was not the
the most saintly human being that ever lived.
There's things about him that informed and shaped the way that
he went and interacted with these law enforcement officers.
It was inevitable that there was going to be more context and it
was just a question of what is it it?
It doesn't mean it justifies the shooting, by the way.
It doesn't even come close to that.
All it does is give you a little bit more context about could
they have known who this guy was, which is what the left is
now arguing was premeditated murder, which I don't know how
that differs from from execution, which seems like a
premeditated murder by the state or from murder.
But they all went out there and they got their sound bites in
because everybody's trying to radicalize and nobody's going to
go listen to the new information.
So I've got Anna Navarro telling you that Alex Pretty was the
best of all of us. I think George Floyd was also
the best of all of us. A man, a father, a, a neighbor,
right? Like these people are.
So they're so disingenuous. It makes me want to spit on the
freaking porch like Clint Eastwood.
They chose to, they killed the wrong guy, right?
Because this is like, this is like the the perfect guy.
Alex Petty is the guy you would want to date your daughter.
They want the guy you want your son to grow up to be a decent
human being who was serving humanity, serving sick veterans,
who is, you know, there is nothing that has been said about
that man that isn't wonderful. And so they can't malign him.
They can't malign him because we have the videos.
They cannot malign him because we have the videos and the
videos are all from what, 90 seconds of that man's life?
And then we have a couple of people out there saying he was
really great. I didn't know him, but I knew
some other VA nurses and they were really great.
Yesterday I made a comment about the VA.
I don't even know what I said about the VA, but I'm sure it's
what whatever was. I meant it and some of you guys
were quoting me. It's like, I'm sure there's one
or two good people that work at any given VA.
And I do believe that. I'm sure there's decent people
everywhere. I've never been to a place where
everybody was just all bad. You can go to a like a bail
bondsman shop. You can go to a, to a like a, a
car repo, you know, tow shop and they'll be a nice person there.
They'll be a decent human being. But there's a lot of crappy
stuff in the VA. There's a lot of people whose
job it is just to do their job, and they forgot that there's,
like, a broader mission. I've met nice nurses.
I've met nurses that have a sense of humor.
I've also had a doctor tell me I asked him a simple question.
Do I need to take prophylactic antibiotics because I put a nail
through my foot? This was going back to, like,
2012 or 2013. I did something stupid, and I
jumped on a pallet with a small, thin set of shoes.
Yeah, So nail goes through my foot.
Sucks. Bummer.
Happens, grown up, whatever. Right?
And I'm a former paramedic. I was a paramedic at the time
and so I was like, I don't know if there's anything retained in
there because the nail went in head first, not not point first.
That sucks too. By the way, if you ever have a
choice nail penetrating you with the sharp part or the flat part,
it was a Flathead nail. Take the sharp part.
Much better for the entry and the exit bone.
Anyway. Punched into my foot, caught up
there in the mid bones and then pulled back out really
aggressively. Big pine.
Bummer. Going to the VA.
Can I get a, can I get an X-ray to see if it retained any piece
of that nail in my foot? And I'm like limping in there,
you know, and they're like, sure.
And then I sit down with this Doctor Who is Indian because all
the doctors were Indian, for whatever that's worth.
And and I'm like, hey, man, just want to know.
I work in a hospital. My friends are P as and doctors,
they already prescribed me some antibiotics and they recommended
prophylactic antibiotics. But since I'm in your care and
you've actually done the X-ray and now you are taking, you
know, sort of responsibility for my patient care, do you
recommend that I continue this course of antibiotics or should
I discontinue it? And I kid you not, this douche
bag goes into a book that looks like the Bible.
It's probably like a 2000 pages thick, flips through those like
little tiny paper pages. And he reads based on the
indications the patient has said or something to that effect,
prophylactic antibiotics are not indicated in this case.
And I was like, OK, so, so no, no, no more antibiotics.
And he looked at me and he goes blink, blink, and he looks back
down to the paper. And then he reads me the
paragraph a second time. And that was the entirety of our
patient interaction. That guy sucked.
That's he just wasn't a good doctor.
He had terrible bedside manner. He shared very little
information. He was dealing with someone who
had a medical background. And he couldn't give me just a
simple answer, like, yeah, go ahead and discontinue.
Or since you've already started it, why don't you finish it just
because if you've started, then you might as well finish it.
We don't have, you know, create more super bugs, whatever I
don't like the answer could have been whatever the answer was not
read a paragraph from the VA handbook because I'm such a
mediocre Dr. that I literally look at words on a page and
that's how I do my medicine. But that's what the VA is to me.
So Alex pretty with that guy, he worked there.
Maybe he was wonderful, maybe he was a turd.
Maybe he was a guy that decided to pick a fight with law
enforcement and thought he was going to die.
And it might have been his own fault that he got beat up when
he did because he was doing this.
So Priscilla, tell us exactly what we see there.
I think everybody watching this now can recognize Alex pretty
there kicking that tail light. But but tell us exactly what we
know happened and any context that you've learned.
Yeah, Aaron. And as a reminder, this.
Is a physical. Clash that happened between Alex
Perdi and federal agents over a week before he was fatally shot
in Minneapolis this past weekend.
So let's walk through that video.
You see him there shouting and also tack or rather hit it,
kicking a tailgate on that vehicle as it as it drives away.
There you're seeing the tackling of the federal agents.
This whole interaction only lasts a few seconds.
Now, you'll also notice here in a bit that the air does appear
to be a gun that is tucked in his waistband.
It's unclear, however, if the agents notice it.
There you see the gun tucked into his waistband.
Now, they do not disarm him. And as we see later in that
video, the agents walk away. It is unclear, Aaron, however,
what happened before this video and what happens afterwards.
I am told, however, that the Department of Homeland Security
is reviewing this video. Recall that they are part of
this investigation into the fatal shooting last weekend.
A few other notes of contacts, Aaron, this was filmed less than
two miles from the scene of the deadly encounter this past
weekend. And as you can see from his
attire, he is wearing similar clothing as he was again this
past Saturday. Now, Aaron, you your viewers.
I remember CNN previously reported just yesterday that
Pretty did have an encounter with federal agents a week prior
to Saturday where he suffered a broken.
I love when they repeat themselves.
We did report that they had an encounter and now we have
evidence of the encounter and this is the encounter.
OK, here's a couple things that are really relevant #1 any sort
of use of force that was done on that day has absolutely nothing
to do with the shooting. None 0.
The only thing that matters, and we've talked about this a number
of times, but I'm going to say it to you guys again because
it's a reasonable position to re hold.
The only thing that matters is the reasonable articulation that
the person that was being shot presented an imminent danger of
death or serious physical injury to the officer or to other
people at the moment when the shooting happened.
That's it. This is why Ashley Babbitt is a
bad shoot. Ashley Babbitt's a bad shoot
because she could have become an imminent danger, but she wasn't
when you just saw a head pop up like a Gopher and she got shot
in the neck. OK, but that doesn't mean that
Ashley Babbitt could not have evolved into a deadly threat
scenario, even with things like furtive movements.
Furtive movements are really critical in law enforcement
because nobody has to wait for someone to draw a gun.
You don't have to wait until someone does that.
You can look at them and they can you can present them in in
three ways. We assess them.
One of them is going to be what's in their hands.
So even empty hands can be dangerous.
Then we go to waistband, which is where weapons are stowed.
And then lastly is demeanor. Empty hands, a bad demeanor and
furtive movements towards the waistband can get you killed,
and justifiably so. It sucks if they're unarmed.
It sucks if they were going for a cell phone or they were
scratching their balls, which is a possibility.
All these things are possible, real things.
Doesn't mean they're not justified.
Doesn't make anybody feel good about it, especially people who
are watching from the outside that have all the benefit of all
these different angles and the slowdowns and now the context.
Here's what we don't know. We don't know if these videos
that are now popping up of this man getting involved in wild
stuff the the week before, if those were known to the officers
of the agents that were on scene, if they knew that he was
known to carry a weapon. And we do have a little bit of
indication that even with the Renee Goode shooting, there's
been a build up of intelligence against some of these
protesters. Intelligence is just data
information. So if they are building up a
database of people who are dangerous, who are doing
dangerous things and are known to be armed, then you might have
a heightened sense of how you would deal with this person.
And then and somebody yelling gun, gun, gun, when you know the
guy is known to have gun, gun, gun, that could actually move
the thing forward for justification.
It doesn't make it good. It doesn't make it something
that anyone should celebrate. It certainly doesn't make it
murder, execution, or premeditated murder.
Bringing a gun to the protest you're allowed to do.
Getting involved in physical confrontations with a cop or a
law enforcement officer with a gun?
That's a bold move. It often will have negative
outcomes. Sometimes they will be
justifiable, sometimes they won't.
We still don't know what the guys who were in that moment
saw, articulated, said, and what they knew before they went into
that encounter. So all of this stuff is still
relevant. I still don't have an answer.
It still looks bad. The PR is a nightmare, and the
Trump administration made it worse by coming in and saying he
brandished a gun when we know he did not.
They said he was a terrorist. There's no evidence that's the
case. They're welcome to furnish it,
but they can't make these claims that are very salacious in
public and then think the American people are just going
to go, OK, that's good. You also can't be a completely
abject idiot unless you're on one side of the aisle and say
things that are that are totally removed from reality.
This is Elizabeth Warren and her reading while she's standing on
the floor of the Senate and she's giving a recount of of
Saint Alex's pretty the ventilated, the perforated,
which is I, I stole that from one of the Green Berets.
I follow on X. It's cut to the background of
the video that you just sort of saw.
So now we're going to watch the video with Alex.
I'm sorry with that, with with Liz Warren sort of narrating it.
Here we go, this is actually the best of of Pocahontas.
Caring for people was at the core of who he was.
He was incapable of causing harm.
Alex carried patience, compassion and calm as a steady
light within him. Even at the very end, that light
was there. I recognized his familiar
stillness and signature calm composure.
Irony of that is beyond all things, if you're not following
Maze more on X, you should be. That's where I get some of
there. I'm actually a subscriber to his
channel because or what he does on his on his stream because I
very much appreciate a lot of these archives.
And that was one of the great mix UPS I've ever seen that calm
light. Should we go to the BBC footage?
This is BBC footage. This is where it came from.
This is what was quote UN quote unearthed couple of days after.
Again, there's almost always more context to the story.
It doesn't justify shooting him, but it does give more
information. And if the agents knew about
this, it actually gives you a little bit more information than
than you had about them previously.
So this is all just the totality of the circumstances that we're
evaluating. Here's what they recorded on the
day off. You're going to hear the
swearing. You're going to actually hear
how calm and that calm guiding light incapable of causing harm.
You know, we're all capable of causing harm if we're adult
males with a little bit of testosterone.
This is a moment. The News Movement filmed on
January 13th in Minneapolis, showing a man who appears to be
Alex Preti interacting with federal immigration agents 11
days before Border Patrol shot and killed him.
Our footage was analyzed by the BBC, whose facial recognition
technology confirmed his identity to a 97% degree of
accuracy. On the morning of January 13th,
our team received a tip that federal agents were blocking the
street at the corner of E 36th and Park Ave. in Minneapolis.
We arrived around 10:15 AM. We saw observers shouting at the
agents as they walked back to their vehicles.
When they started driving away, the man kicked their tail light.
An agent then got out of the vehicle, grabbed him and pushed
him to the ground. During the altercation, agents
fired tear gas and pepper balls into the crowd.
They continued to hold the man down before they retreat and he
walks away. The man in our footage is
wearing a similar outfit to what Pretty was wearing on the day he
was killed. All right, Everybody sort of
agrees that that's Alex Pretty at this point.
There's been plenty of analysis. They did a nice job of
presenting it as a news media. He's screaming help me.
Yeah. Maybe the most shocking thing
about that whole video, at least for me, the most shocking thing
was I had no idea it was so easy to knock a tail light off a Ford
Explorer, Excursion, whatever that was.
That's really unsettling. I didn't know that.
I've never seen a tail light taken out by a kick.
And I've, I've destroyed some, some vehicles to include Fords.
We did a bunch of shooting courses in and around vehicles.
This what they call vehicle CQB or vehicle survival training.
And one of the things I've done is I've like rammed rifles into
those, those tail light spaces and they never just came out
like that. I mean, they they break, but
that's, that was kind of interesting for me.
That was interesting for me. That was the weirdest part is
that you can kick and break that thing off.
It's very unsettling. It makes me feel bad.
It makes me wonder what's going on in the back of my truck.
I may have to put some steel around it.
OK, another angle, that same thing.
And then I'm going to get to the most reasonable take, which I
think came from Joe Rogan. It really did.
This is why Joe Rogan's got a a good voice and why he's a nice,
he's a nice asset to the American conversation.
What are we seeing here? Like some sort of mortgage patio
thing? All right, here is same footage,
different angle. It's a pepper spray bitch.
It's not. Nice.
It's a decent leg kick, so that's one angle of it.
Again, more than one person saw this.
You can see that there's a bunch of photographers that are
standing out there, including the people who shot that
footage. Then there's some other people.
So yeah, this is not like the nicest, softest, happiest,
chillest dude. Doesn't mean you should be shot
for it. Again, we can have some nuance
here. I don't have a hard opinion on
what it was because I haven't seen how they have articulated
what happened. Being a Dick in the world does
not mean you get shot, but it might under certain
circumstances and it may or may not be justifiable.
Joe Rogan has a pretty good take on it.
I'm going to share this with you and then we're going to go into
another Joe Rogan thing, which leads me down the path of why
I'm just, I, I can't do the MAGA thing.
I can't, I never could. But for those of you that have,
it might be time for you to take the Red Hat off because it's
going to be really hard for you to deal with this I think,
unless you really like prostitutes.
You need to understand that this is an organic, regardless of how
you feel. I don't feel that that guy
should have been shot, but I understand what happened and
what happened was chaos. So what happened, first of all,
wasn't ICE People need to understand that it was customs,
Border Patrol people. So they were brought in to
assist ICE, and they're telling this lady to stand away, and
then this cop gets very aggressive and shoves her.
You have to understand the situation that they're in,
right? And this is not making an excuse
for any of it, but you have to just just to put it into
context, these people are getting harassed outside of any
hotel they're at. People blow horns, they try to
smash into the hotel, they dock them.
That's why they're wearing masks.
It's a coordinated effort. I'm not saying that guy should
have shoved that guy. I don't think he should have or
that woman. I don't think he should have and
then pepper sprayed and then the guy who got shot pretty he steps
in, which is if you know anything about concealed carry.
If you are a concealed carry holder and you are carrying not
just a pistol, but two full magazines as well, you do not
ever physically engage with someone.
You also are supposed to carry your license on you and you're
supposed to you're supposed to have ID on you.
All right, you, you. And your all right so the rights
should involve some responsibility and responsible
actions. 100% agree with that. If you carry a gun, you should
definitely lean towards de escalation because the
consequence of you getting involved in violence can be
fatal for anybody on either side.
That's something that regular people who carry a gun.
In fact, I think that carrying a gun has made me less likely to
get into violent confrontations. I'm far more likely to try to
buy somebody a beer or buy them a hot dog or walk away.
Thanks for your time. Sorry you're having a bad day.
Then get amped up because I know what the consequences are.
The consequences are, I'm going to put a couple in your chest
and one in your head and you're not going to walk away from
that. Or you can do the same thing to
me. Maybe, maybe you're a faster
draw than I am. I don't want to play that game.
That's not good. That's not good for my kids.
That's not good for you. That's not good for society.
I look at the Jordan Peterson way of evaluating how are
decisions good? Is it good for me today?
Is it good for me next year? Is it good for me in 10 years?
Is it good for me, you know, by society today, in 10 years and
so on? It's not.
And none of it is good that you're going to have to smoke
somebody except somebody who needs to be smoked.
There's a narrow group of people.
If somebody's trying to hurt children and take their life, we
have to take them out. We have to do that.
You need to be ready to do what didn't get done in Uvalde.
But you shouldn't necessarily always jump to whatever we saw
happen there. And it's hard to say what the
answer is. And nobody knows except the
people that were actually in it, what they saw, when they saw it.
How does it work? So we're going to just hold.
I'm going to hold. You guys can do whatever you
want, but I will hold on making an opinion because I don't know
what they saw and when they saw it and what they knew.
And I think Joe Rogan's right. It's a bad situation.
The guy made it worse by the decisions he made.
It still may not be a justifiable shoot.
It doesn't mean that the left is not trying to capitalize it, and
it doesn't mean the right is not doing stupid stuff too.
All right, Should we do the thing that makes me sick?
This really does make me sick. I cannot believe that I woke up
and heard this, saw this. And by the way, I have friends
who are trolls. They just send me stuff like
this. The GOP yesterday tweeted this
out and they did it before my show or after my show, so I
missed it. MAGA Minaj, the same people that
brought you it's illegal to carry a gun at a protest also
brought you this lady, MAGA Minaj.
We're going to get into why that is so nauseating to me.
It, it just happens to be the like the grossest thing for me.
The principal is garbage. So I'm going to get into it a
long form and I think it says a lot about where our politics are
today. Before we do it.
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You guys did. All right, let's go to this
thing. Nicki Minaj, the woman who who
wrote the song WAP. WAP that Ben Shapiro famously
read out loud standing for Wet Ass P Word.
Awesome. Do we have a video of what it
looks like to be a modern 2026 Republican prostitute?
We do in fact have that video and I will share it with you.
This is Katie Miller. You'll recognize her from such
famous interviews as Cash Patel and his girlfriend not touching
each other on the same couch and getting as far as way as
physically possible and doing that weird thing.
The official unofficial podcast of the White House decided to do
a TikTok lip sync. Whatever.
She let this gross woman into her house where her babies live
as far as I can tell. And this is how MAGA is going in
2026. Want nothing to do with it.
Absolutely nothing. So they're singing and who's
behind me? Who's behind me?
Is it a woman with four inch long fingernails and bleach
blonde nasty hair that shows off her breasts and dances around
like a stripper? Oh, it is.
And guess what? She's going to rap over the top
of the four non blondes. Isn't that what It's not?
Who did that song originally? Gross.
All of that.
Who is this lady? Nicki Minaj.
Yeah, I just typed in Nicki Minaj explicit because it's
really easy to find. This is this is mega.
Now, guys, let's just let's just agree.
If you wear AG string and you squat in platform stripper
heels, you have songs and albums called Anaconda.
Maybe she wasn't a WAP. I don't know.
Who was I I don't care about any of these people.
I'm reminded of the of the of the Kamala Harris bit where they
had Megan VTHEE Stallion, right? Megan V Stallion, It came out
that this is a really nice one. This is from a news website in
Australia. What's going on over here?
Women groping, women wearing nothing.
Awesome. I mean, listen, that doesn't
mean that people don't appreciate attractive women.
It doesn't mean that people don't go to strip clubs.
It doesn't mean that men don't look at pornography or objectify
women. I'm not acting like that's not
the case. I'm just saying, can we just
freaking say if you're a conservative that there's
something you're trying to conserve and it's not this, How
many of you are like, hey, wouldn't it be great if my son
listened to Nicki Minaj and had a poster of this on his wall?
You're like, dude, you can't have that on the wall.
Not in my house. Wait till you move out.
How about that? OK.
And I was also amused that she's also, by the way, a new she is a
new judge or a recent judge on RuPaul, famous drag queen man
dressing as woman. It's it's what was it?
It's the Drag Race show where they do men dressed as women.
Cool. This this like confusion about
gender seems like really ubiquitous in this type of
culture. I had to look up stallion again
because I wanted to make sure that I wasn't crazy.
And I just think that you guys are also not crazy.
And so we can all do that. Megan the OR the stallion.
I seen it both ways. I don't care.
A stallion is an uncastrated male adult horse.
If you're a lady and you're 510 and you think that people called
you a stallion and that was a compliment because you're a tall
lady and they were basically calling you a big Dick horse,
what a weird thing to put into your handle.
I did some some background on this because I was super
interested in where in the hell the idea of calling women
stallion came from and I'm pretty confident this woman just
made it up. No, women are called stallions
because stallions are horses with with like huge dongs and
they're like breeding studs. So then I so then I just asked
the question. This is AI obviously.
So I found I had a little fun with this.
Can females be stallions? I asked AI.
No, a stallion cannot be female. A stallion is specifically an
uncastrated male horse. Adult female horses are called
mares and young ones are called Phillies.
Look, I'm not a horse guy, but I do know a little bit about it.
And I know that if someone calls you a stallion, they're probably
indicating that you got a huge Dong.
That's not a compliment. I don't know why you'd make that
part of your handle. Let's go back.
They didn't call her a stallion. They called her Maga Minaj.
So I'm not it. I'm out.
I'm out from all this. I don't care if you lose
elections, by the way, My my favorite is when the Chad's like
This is why we don't have a big 10 and This is why we lose
elections. Good, good.
I'm sick of losing. I'm sick of winning elections.
If this is what winning looks like, if this is winning, I
don't want anything to do with it.
And in one of the moments when I'm disagreeing with the type,
the classic sort of libertarians, the the the Rand
Paul types, here's a really horrifically bad take.
You don't reward people for doing things that are illegal.
If you want to conserve values in America, the end you don't.
Here's Rand Paul. He's on Joe Rogan.
He's a moderate. The moderate position is not
conservative. That's all.
Here we go. You're.
Going to shock you. I'm a moderate on this.
I actually think that most of the people that are here and
working lawfully and compact pass a background check.
I would give them no welfare and I would give them no
citizenship, no voting privileges.
But you can work and we won't arrest you.
OK, No citizenship, but a potential path to citizenship.
I think it's better just to say the trade off is this, that you
came illegally. Right now, the law says you got
to go back and you'll never get in, basically.
So the compromise is you came in illegally, you just don't get to
be a citizen. Your kids will be.
Now, the new ones, the 8 million that might have come in last
year, some of them need to go back, and particularly any of
them committing crimes. The compromise I'm offering is
different than anybody's ever talked about.
Everybody thinks the compromise has to include voting and
citizenship. If in Texas we gave amnesty and
let, I don't know, a couple million people vote immediately,
Texas becomes Democrat for the next 20 years.
So that's what it's all about. It's about voting.
I think some of the best Americans just got here,
frankly. They have good work ethic.
They're hard working people. They work on our fields.
They pick our tomatoes, they clean fish, they work in chicken
houses. They do a lot of.
The The Dirty jobs in our country are done by immigrants.
So they also came here with ambition because they want a
better life at great peril and great risk.
Yeah, and they also broke our laws.
So we should just also acknowledge that they also did
it by breaking our laws. So you started off your
relationship by breaking the laws and breaking the trust of
the people that you tried to come in and work really hard to
be in. Don't care.
We have no obligation to you. Remember the the whole tagline,
I'm pretty sure. Make America great again.
Make America first. What do we do instead?
We're going to bring in a bunch of people, and then we're going
to go soft on this stuff. Do you realize that Obama was
harder and actually had better thought processes than Rand Paul
or Donald Trump? Do you recall that?
It wasn't that long ago. I was old enough to remember,
and I wasn't even that old. It was just like, OK, that's a
reasonable position. Here's how I know that the
position that Rand Paul was talking about is actually not a
moderate position. It's the mainstream right wing
position, which is why I guess actually when I was talking to
the New York Times, I'm kind of ashamed I told them that I'm not
right wing because I don't know what that means.
I guess I am right wing because the the right wing of this
American politics is not right at all.
It's not even close. This is the regular position of
the right wing. Don't be gross.
Eat a bacon cheeseburger. Don't promote prostitutes.
Prostitutes are not conservative.
Like, I don't know, like you could be a prostitute.
I don't think you, you deserve to die, but you're not
conservative. I hope you convert.
I hope you find a better way. It's not a good life for you,
nor is it good for anybody else. It's bad for all the circles of
the decision making process. Here's Newt Gingrich.
You remember him? Newt Gingrich, if you tell me
that this is what the right wing looks like, then I guess I'm
freaking Attila the Han. I want to go to far right
fascism then, because this is not right wing.
This is not right leaning. This is certainly not
conservative. What the hell is he conserving
with this sort of statement? By the way he uses the word
neighbors, he's actually adopting the words the
communist. Process.
So I think there are two things we need a national conversation
about what we're going to do about people who've come here,
some of them 20 years ago, who've been obeying the law,
paying taxes, good neighbors, have kids, go to PTA.
Very few Americans want to see the police walk in and pick them
up and deport them. On the other hand, people do not
want to give them citizenship. So there should be some middle
ground here on on long term goals.
Second. No, there's no middle ground.
There's no middle ground with breaking the law.
Like if you tolerate breaking the law, it's not good and the
result is is obvious. It's that more people will do
it. Oh, law breaking is tolerated.
Is it just really a law or is it just kind of like a suggestion
or guideline? Are we doing the, are we doing
the Pirates of the Caribbean bit?
We might as well do movie references all the way through.
Is that what we're doing? It's not so much a rule as it is
a guideline. You're not supposed to come
here, but if you do, well, like, we'll just make it work for you
because the code is more of a guideline.
Guess what? There are people who have a hard
position, and the hard position is if you are involved in doing
the thing. What is that?
What's the meme here? It is if you were involved in
ICE enforcing laws that are passed by Congress.
If you were doing the thing you were legally required to do in
your job. You can resign if you don't like
it, by the way, that's fine. I did.
Uh huh. OK, if you're doing that, we're
going to lock you up. This is the leftist position.
The leftists are consistent. They March ever forward towards
totalitarianism with universalizing their very bad
ideas, which are democratically enforced.
And they may actually be the opinion of the mob, but they
have nothing to do with our Constitution.
Again, I understand that MAGA means make America great again
and that doesn't mean a person, but when I interpreted it and
it's my own fault, I thought it meant make America
constitutional again, because that's when America would be
great. By the way, that means rolling
back a bunch of garbage. Somebody was like Kyle, like
nobody here is advocating that we roll back to the 19, you
know, to 19 teens. And I'm like, you're right.
I'm an advocating we roll back to 19 O 7.
I'd like a pre Federal Reserve, pre 16th, 17th, 18th 19th
amendment America. That's what I would like.
I don't like the the universalizing of suffrage.
I don't want everybody to be able to vote because people make
terrible decisions. They like Nicki Minaj and
somebody thought it was a good idea to put it on social media
and say, listen, this prostitute can go with this other political
prostitute and we're going to MAGA it up.
Yuck Gross. Larry Krasner is the the Soros
back DA out in the in Philadelphia.
He's not confused about what the mission is.
The mission is make the people on the right that don't agree
with us pay. The left is really, really good
at ruling when they're in, by the way, they're even effective
at doing things like, I don't know, deporting a bunch of
people when they've decided that's what the move is.
The right refuses to use power when they have it.
This is the problem. Nobody said they're mad at
Donald Trump for what he said. What they're mad is he said
something and did something else and what he did was a wussy
pussy light hearted version of what he claimed he was going to
do. You don't make America great
again by not actually going back again means that it was
previously. That means you got to go into
nostalgia. Remember what they he wants to
he wants to rollback all these protections.
Yes, correct. How about we rollback America
until the states were in charge? How about we do what you said
and we get rid of the IRS? How about we defund things that
are not funded by tariffs? I'm down for all of that, like
100% I'm down for that. Nope.
What we've got for you, no big deal is we're going to give you,
you know, we can't do any of those things.
It's like the guy at the at the Pawn Stars.
The best we can do is a search warrant that's televised by Fox
News live at Fulton County. No further results are going to
happen. Sorry.
Larry Krasner knows, knows what the mission is.
The mission is make the other side pay when you're when you're
when you're in power. So here he is saying he's going
to do it. We all know what time it is.
We all know what this moment is, and we all know that things are
happening that should not be happening for which people must
be accountable now or in the future.
So I'm delighted to be here with this team.
And I am delighted to let people know that not only are we
committed, and I'm sure there are many other prosecutors who
will join us over time, but not only are we committed to living
up to our oaths, to making sure that democracy is preserved to
the rule of law. Not only are we committed to law
and order when some federal officials whose paychecks we pay
through our taxes or not, but we intend to see it through as
justice requires in individual cases.
Now we're in the future. And if we do obtain those
convictions, and if there are sentences of incarceration or
even of probation, the president of the United States cannot
pardon them, period. That is plain.
There is no question that the president is without the power
to pardon people who are convicted in state court.
Got it. OK, so vote with your feet.
That's really clear. Don't be in places where Larry
Krasner or similar can come after you.
That seems really easy. So, OK, so all of you that are
living in communist areas, I'm sorry you're there and you
should probably find a safe place to do it.
Listen, I did the the math on it the other day.
My oldest daughter is 8 years old.
And so we lived in one house and then we moved to another house
in Virginia. So she was in two houses in
Virginia. We moved to New Mexico.
We went from New Mexico, lost the house because of the FBI
job, ended up in Arizona with my folks for six months.
From there we moved into a rental house and we are now in
another house. We have done 6 houses in eight
years, all of which trying to get us into more safe areas
because Washington DC and the immediate surrounding areas was
not safe for my family as I estimated it.
That was my job. Let me just tell you, 8 houses
or six houses in eight years, It sucks.
A lot of you have done that. You know what that's like.
And that's has said nothing about how many houses I've
dragged my wife to since we've been married.
It's a major bummer. It's seriously uncomfortable.
But every single time we've taken a step to either increase
our financial capability or we've gone to a safer place for
my babies, which is what it's all about for me.
Because I know what a Larry Krasner looks like.
I know what Fairfax County was willing to do to children in
those school districts outside of Washington, DC.
And I watched BLM protesters get as close as 3 streets away from
me. And I realized I was going to
have to shoot somebody in the face to be able to protect my
family. So I left because I don't want
that and it was really uncomfortable.
So when certain people will tell you like, oh, is it bad enough
yet? Have you moved?
How many times have they moved? I've moved more times in the
last five years than most people move for their whole life.
That's just the case and it's not awesome.
It's not fun, but I understand what the real crazies look like
and they are concentrated in certain areas and they are going
to use power when they have it. They will 100% use power when
they have the opportunity to. And they're out there
radicalizing themselves at acting like, hey, we are the
righteous. We will do the thing that needs
to be done. And I kind of believe them
because guess what? I was in Portland, I saw what
that looked like. I was in DC in 2020 and I saw
what that looked like. I don't want anything to do with
it because I don't want to go have to like have an Alamo
situation with my family. If you don't want an Alamo
scenario where you have to bunker in and then you're not
the one who's left, like you're going to, you know, everybody at
the Alamo died by the way. We remember the Alamo.
We do. It's because everybody died at
the Alamo. It was tragic.
It may have inspired a movement of people to to liberate Texas,
but it probably sucked for the people that were there.
Have to imagine it did. All right.
This is the kind of thing that you're up against, Larry Krasner
is is emboldened because people like this exist.
And I'm not playing this to like get you riled up.
I think these people are hilarious, by the way.
And I kind of want to see where it goes in the areas they live.
I just don't want to live next to them if possible.
So these are some of the TikTok like weirdo threats.
The lesson is this. They have failed to scare us out
of resisting. They don't scare us because,
one, we're no longer afraid of guns, and two, we know that
underneath those masks they are small, scared, petty little men.
There are a lot of similarities between 1930s Germany and
today's America, but the key difference that Germans
themselves have observed is this.
There was never such widespread, unyielding and organized
resistance to the Third Reich the way that there is in the
United States against this regime.
If you think we're already on a set course to end up the exact
same way Germany has, we've already changed that story.
Every time they try to scare us into submission, the only thing
they have succeeded in doing is getting us angrier and far more
willing to fight. See, The funny thing is, when
your country's population spends the better part of 30 years
living with the constant fear that they can be shot dead at
any moment and their government won't do anything about it, that
population stops being afraid of guns.
Right now. That's the only thing they have
left to threaten us with. And it's not working.
It's just. It's not working.
That guy's so tough. He wears A beanie inside where
he has freaking air conditioning and a heater.
Do you guys ever see stuff like that?
And you're just like, I don't take you seriously because you
don't take you seriously. You're wearing a beanie indoors
and you taped a video intentionally and you groomed
your beard to look like you have a chin.
Weak. Where the hell were you guys in
2020 when the COVID stuff was going on?
How about when your buddy Joe Biden came in and started
cracking down on people and insisting that we are going to
hold you down and vaccinate you if necessary with some
experimental gene juice? And we're going to put that in
you whether you like it or not, because everybody's safety is
more important. That would have shot you for
that. Just so it's really, really
clear. I already made-up my mind.
You try to put something in my kid and I tell you no.
And you continue on with that path.
It equals a fatality of one of us.
I don't know, maybe you're faster than me.
Probably not if you're a medical professional holding a syringe
with an unknown with an unknown substance.
Apparently that actually entertained a lot of you guys
yesterday, the unknown substance.
It really is weird. Here's what I think is really
interesting. Some of these people are making
an awful lot of sense. And so when I say that I don't
want to sit through the slow motion mess that's coming our
way. I don't want to go in the in the
normal speed and quietly creep. I don't want to do like the take
the foot off the gas pedal and slowly drift over the edge of
the Cliff. I really don't look.
Let's see where the hell this goes.
I'm not a fan of anything that I see the Eric Swalwell's, the the
Gavin Newsom's, the Ilhan Omar's.
I don't like anything that they say about what they think
America should look like. I think they're nuts.
But if we're going to do that anyway, and we are because we've
got, oh, we've got people like Newt Gingrich and Rand Paul
telling you the moderate position is just give up the
ghost and give up the ship of America.
We'll freaking screw it. Let's see what happens when we
all go full crazy. Let's just step on the gas and
do it. I'd rather go Thelma Louise
rather than walk up to the edge, tip teeter and a bird lands on
the hood and then we all fall off into the Canyon.
I want to go fast and then see what's next, because I don't
think it ends up in a zombie apocalypse wasteland for anybody
that's like listening here and going like, holy crap.
Like what's the pessimist look? No, no, I think it actually ends
up better. I really do.
My my optimism is let's just find the next phase.
And I was telling you this at at the right before we did the
election, everybody thought Donald Trump was going to be AU
turn, but it wasn't AU turn. It was a foot off the gas and
coasting. We haven't corrected any of the
problems. We're doing theater when it
comes to election security. We haven't taken back the
federal institutions that will come and kill you.
We certainly haven't taken back all the local ones.
We're the crazies like the Larry Krasner's are.
So let's just do it. Let's just ram on the gas and
see what happens. Let's give Eric Swalwell access
to all the crazy things that he wants to do in in California.
I do think they're crazy, but I'll endorse that.
You want to live in California. You choose it.
A huge chunk of California doesn't like an Eric Swalwell.
They don't want that. I don't think it's a civil war.
I think it's a 10th Amendment revolution.
You've even got freaking Josh Shapiro out in in Pennsylvania
talking about the 10th Amendment.
Hallelujah. The federal government was never
meant to be this strong. So let's do the things that take
it to the to the back to where it goes.
And I think the end of it looks like something pretty reasonable
actually. I actually think it's kind of a,
it's kind of encouraging. It probably looks like something
closer to the Articles of Confederation, which would have
worked great had the United States already had significant
infrastructure, had a a force that would not be invaded by
foreign powers, and actually had all of the the mechanisms and
technologies that we have today. So that we can actually collect
taxes at the at the local level. And then maybe give certain
things where we all agree that there's a value and there are
things that are values. It would be interesting if we
had a federal government that did border security, did border
enforcement and immigration enforcement, regulated the ports
when it came to like a sort of like a general understanding of
what could and could not come into this country and how and
handled the military that like made sure that nobody came in
and invaded us in a foreign way. That'd be great.
I'm fine with that. Let the individual states figure
out what it is that they want to do.
We're supposed to have 50 laboratories for freedom.
I'd like to see that. I just, I don't know what it
would look like. Like let's be the thing that
they that the federalists and the anti federalists compromised
on dominant states, a weaker federal government, no federal
income tax fund. The things that are national
priorities by the by the the will of the states.
Put your Senate together the way it was meant to be done.
It's supposed to represent the states, not the people.
You get representation where you get it.
Congress has the power of the purse.
The executive just enforces the law and doesn't come in with a
bunch of ideas and trying to like fake like they have some
ability to do that. Like this would be great.
We actually had a whole really good system.
Imagine a 1790s America with 2026 technology.
It would be really neat. It would be really neat to have
a reset of that capability. And that means that certain
people, yeah, whatever. Certain people would have, you
know, less access to the franchise.
But guess what? Those people are also like net
consumers of government. They vote for government.
They don't necessarily work for government.
And the ones that do, like if you're receiving more than you
pay in taxes, then you're not a contributor, you're a consumer.
I'm not even sure why you get a say in that.
I've never seen where you would get a say on the thing You get
up. You get to vote on the things
that you don't actually contribute into.
It's like letting my my 4 year old my 4 year old has opinions
about what we should have for dinner.
I don't care. Thanks for telling me buddy.
It's great news. Completely irrelevant.
Your mom's making dinner. It's going to be whatever it is.
You can eat it or not eat it. You can.
You have a choice, you don't have to consume it.
But there's not an alternative. And your vote counts.
Not at all. It's kind of like when people
were telling me like, oh, my kids say this.
My kids say that they want to go here, They want to go there.
At the end of the day, my kids can have all the thoughts they
want. They have a 50.
They have to overcome my 51% majority vote in the House.
Boop. That's it.
OK. And there are some really
interesting people making some some some statements.
It's interesting that this guy is Chinese.
At least I think he's from Chinese.
Is this guy from Chinese? If you have an American flag in
front of your house, swipe away. Do not watch this video.
Do not watch. OK, there's about 10% Americans
won the revolution. It's too early, but it's not too
early to prepare for the revolution.
Let me share with you a business plan to prepare for the
revolution. His English is very good.
Right now, it's 2026. If there's some households still
have an American flag in from their house, that means those
people are supporting the American system.
They are your enemy and they will be your enemy when the
revolution starts. Before you eat the rich, you
need more resource and weapons. Where to get all these resource
and weapons? Get it from those households who
got American flag in from their house.
I just want to pause for a second because this plan is
brilliant. We're going to take the people
that don't have weapons, weapon, I don't know how, he said.
Weapons and resources. You're going to get the
resources and the weapons by going to the houses that have
the weapons and the resources. That's a that's a very good
idea. That's very good.
You're going to come to the people that are armed and try to
get their weapon systems. How are you going to do that?
OK, anyway, I just want to keep hearing.
OK so you guys also need to have a community, set up a website
and ask all your members to take picture of every household who
got American flag you're. Going to document the people
that have American flags and you're going to tell us who
those people are on a website. And upload those information to
our website at the dress of each household.
When the time comes, you guys can use this information as
evidence to eat them first. You're going to eat me first.
I don't have an American flag outside of my house.
I'm I'm sneaky. So when you go to my neighbors
that have American flags, I will kill you in the dark.
I will see you coming. I will have my cameras which I
already have and then I will take shots from positions you
can't see using thermal because you don't have weapons and
resources. I like this.
This is fun. Either God will support you,
Buddha will support you. Is God Buddha in this?
In this TikTok God is Buddha. Anyway, I think this is fun, but
This is why is he Chinese? Eat them with no regret.
OK so this is my business plan for you.
When the time comes, some household they will pay you a
lot of money just to take off those information off your
website. Or we just kill you.
I mean, there's that. How weird is this?
The people who are not spending money on thermal and night
vision and weapon systems and training and ammunition and
vehicles that can knock over your little blockade of all your
Subarus, you're going to come and take out us.
That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Anyway, I want to see where this goes.
You can't live with a somebody who believes that crazy thing.
You can't even bring that dude into America.
Why is that guy living in America?
Why did we bring in this, this Chinese wild dude who wants to
eat rich people? That seems kind of wild and
crazy and unsustainable. I actually do have the answer to
this. Holy crap guys, you're never
going to believe this. Let me just give you the best
advice that was given. 2010 Barack Obama.
Seriously, 2010 Barack Obama knew the answer to this.
Why are we still rehashing this 16 years later?
There are those in the immigrants rights community who
have argued passionately that we should simply provide those who
are illegally with legal status, or at least ignore the laws on
the books and put an end to deportation until we have better
laws. And often this argument is
framed in moral terms. Why should we punish people who
are just trying to earn a living?
I recognize the sense of compassion that drives this
argument, but I believe such an indiscriminate approach would be
both unwise and unfair. It would suggest to those
thinking about coming here illegally that there will be no
repercussions for such a decision, and this could lead to
a surge in more illegal immigration.
And it would also ignore the millions of people around the
world who are waiting in line to come here legally.
Ultimately, our nation, like all nations, has the right and
obligation to control its borders and set laws for
residency and citizenship. And no matter how decent they
are, no matter their reasons, the 11,000,000 who broke these
laws should be held accountable. Agreed, that's a great
statement. Wouldn't it be nice if
Republicans and Newt Gingrich type people would say things
like that? How reasonable that is.
We're not dealing with people that are reasonable on either
side. They're all doing gross stuff.
And for some reason our chat is fascinated with the concept of
eating Kung Pao Chicken Little. Funny story, I used to live in
San Francisco when I first got out of college.
A friend of mine used to take me to this Chinese place that was
really, really good and I would order Kung Pao Chicken whenever
I went there. It's my favorite dish.
I don't even think it's a Chinese dish, but I used to eat
it. And then my buddy Hans once
pointed out to me that there were no loose pets, stray pets
in that neighborhood and indicated to me that it was
actually kung pao dog or cat. And that was unsettling.
But also I didn't care because it was freaking delicious.
So there's that. This is me.
I'm just grossed out. I just want America to be
whatever it could be, what it should have been and what it
promised to be, which I thought was what MAGA meant.
But we know for a fact that is not what MAGA means.
It looks like this. It's some bastardized political
prostitution. And it's sad.
It's actually really sad on every level because there's
nothing that anybody like we, we, there's no fun in dunking on
these people being gross. The only thing that's been
really fun for me, and it is fun and it actually is quite
hysterical. Do you guys know that we are now
seeing political leftist do what used to be a hard right, far
right weirdo, right? What do you call this sovereign
citizen movement, right? Do you guys remember those?
OK, that's where we're going right now.
I'm going to show you a guy on the on the left arguing with ice
about what he's doing. And the argument is 1 and 1 the
same. I told you guys this about a
week ago. I had I didn't go pull the
clips, but this time I've got the clips.
This is a guy telling you he's not impeding, he's just
observing. We are now in the silly place
where the where the left and the right have wrapped together.
So we have Nicki Minaj and Megan the Stallion are both like
representing political parties because we're completely stupid.
And we have stripper like women going out there and and
advocating for political positions.
And we also have the left to become sovereign citizens, which
is basically hysterical at in 2026.
Hi. How you doing today?
Good. And you, are you following us?
Yeah. OK.
So what you're doing is called impeding federal law
enforcement. OK.
It's an 18 USC charge 111. I see first and only warning.
Thank you. Continue to impede us and follow
us. You will be arrested.
Yeah, except I'm not impeding you.
You just openly admitted that you were following us, so I am
following you. I'm not impeding you.
I'm observing you. It is impeding.
No, it's actually not the one warning.
Keep doing it. We'll pull you back out and
arrest you. Yeah, OK.
Thanks, do you comprehend the charge against you?
I do not. I don't even own a license.
I cancelled my license years ago.
I'm not asking you if you agree with this.
I'm not asking if you have a license.
I'm asking if you understand the words coming out of my mouth as
far as what this charge is. The charge is accused of not
having a driver's license on my person, correct?
Correct. Well, from my overstanding.
We have another case here with a sovereign citizen claiming that
the rules don't apply to them because they're traveling.
They're not driving. They're sitting in the driver's
seat, but they're not driving. Also, they're not engaged in
commercial activity. That's not a thing.
But this whole sovereign citizen thing is absolutely ridiculous.
These people need to just stop that.
They're over standing the laws. This is crazy.
Get a driver's license if you're going to be driving in the
driver's seat. Operating a motor vehicle.
The law actually says operating a motor vehicle.
It doesn't say driving. It doesn't say traveling.
It says operating a motor vehicle.
Get it through your heads all right, do.
You have a driver's license. I don't drive.
I travel, Sir. I don't drive.
I travel Do you have a drivers license?
I don't drive. So am I.
Do I have to show you any kind of drivers license?
I have you on camera saying that I by law have to show you a
drivers that's kind of inaccurate.
Can I Can you call your? Supervisor, I don't drive, I
travel. I'm making an assumption here,
but I'm assuming that she is part of the sovereign citizen
movement. And a common argument that they
make is that they are not driving vehicles, that they're
traveling. Everyone is entitled to their
opinions. That doesn't make them right.
That doesn't mean that what you're doing is legal.
The sovereign citizen movement overwhelmingly just takes old
laws. They take laws that are off the
books, things from the 1800s and they try, they MIT pick and they
just take little things and try to apply them to today.
And I can tell you if you get pulled over, there's going to be
no extinction between you traveling or driving.
Hi. How are you doing today?
Good. And you, are you following us?
Yeah. OK.
So what you're doing is called impeding federal law
enforcement. OK.
It's an 18 USC charge 111. I see first and only warning.
Thank you. Continue to impede us and follow
us. You will be arrested.
Yeah, except I'm not impeding you.
You just openly admitted that you were following us, so I am
following you. I'm not impeding you, I'm
observing you. It is impeding.
No, it's actually not morning. Keep doing it.
We'll pull you back out in a rescue.
Yeah, OK. Thanks.
They even just gave him a warning.
I'm not, I'm not interfering, I'm just observing.
There is no right to be an observer that's made-up.
So stop doing it idiot. Just he told you what was going
to happen if the consequences of that happen.
It's the same as your driving and traveling scenario.
And I do love those, by the way. I think they're freaking
entertaining. I just don't want to be part of
that interaction. And I don't want any of my
neighbors to do that. And I don't want to hang out
with people that act like that. And I would spit my my chewing
tobacco metaphorically because I don't chew tobacco.
But if I did, I would spit it out on my my own porch in
disgust because I am Clint Eastwood when I see those things
too. And that's where we're at today.
That's where we're at. Thanks for thanks for being part
of the podcast, guys. All of you out there that are
having wild thoughts and discussions are our our live
chat is an integral part of the discussion that goes on in this
podcast that actually takes me down certain roads.
Sometimes you guys don't recognize it or realize it,
you're having your own chats, but it does in fact, it it is
part of the experience here for me too.
So thank you for being here. If you guys are one of our our
listeners, for those of you that TuneIn every day, it's great to
have you even when we don't agree.
I don't care if we agree or not. I just want us to be reasonable
and then have the discussion and then we can figure out what
happens next. And maybe the right idea wins.
Or maybe we just all go down to the tyranny like retarded
people, which is what it seems like it's doing.
I would urge you to hold back on your your first instinct to
think that you know without all the context of something because
I don't know and you don't know and Clint Eastwood doesn't know.
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I think let me give you a pallet cleanser.
We need something. Can we just laugh just a tiny
little bit? Where did I put this thing?
Let's, let's just, let's just figure out here's the solution,
I think. And it's done in a guy who's a
Brit. So the Brits are in a bad spot.
Let's just buy land and get the hell out of this stuff, maybe.
So we had to buy land because, well, you know, Satan
worshipping pick those run the world and want to turn cities
into digital prisons. And we had to become farmers
because, well, you know, those same people are going to
centralized the food system, ban meat and force everyone to eat
genetically modified low carbon crickets.
And we had to dig a well because, well, you know, tap
water is recycled from people's toilets, poisoned with fluoride
and filled with chemicals that makes frogs go gay.
And we definitely had to homeschool the kids because,
well, you know, the mainstream education system is designed to
crush a child's spirit and turn them into an obedient slave that
unquestionably plugs into the control system.
And that was before they started teaching that there's 147
genders. And we had to build a like
minded community because no one is surviving Agenda 2030 solo.
If you also want to split some acres with a like minded
community, go off grid, homeschool the kids and grow all
your own food. Just comment, join, and we'll
help you make it happen. Cool.
All right, credit my wife on that palate cleanser also.
That's pretty funny. And I really do like a fiddle.
So there you go, fiddle to start your Thursday.
I hope you guys have a great day.
I hope you come back and see us again for Friendly Friday when I
bring Steve Friend on and God knows what we'll get into.
And I hope you share this with somebody, I don't know, change
somebody's mind, maybe make it more reasonable.
God bless you guys. Thanks for being part of the
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